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  1. Timely (for me) on Most Software Patent Trolls Lose Lawsuits · · Score: 1

    I'm writing some software for iOS. My lawyer told me last week that I should incorporate because of patent trolls. And he did TELL me in no uncertain terms.

  2. Re:Wow. on CIA Drones May Have Used Illegal, Inaccurate Code · · Score: 2, Funny


    One's that it won't make a difference if you're off by 13 meters...

    Nuke the site from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

  3. Re:I'm back in. on Facebook Is Down · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Actually his is the only message that looks normal on this Wyse-60 terminal.
    Now get off my lawn,

  4. Re:Piracy is not the problem. It is greed. on Copyright License Fees Drive Pandora Out of Canada · · Score: 1


    The record companies need to stop running their businesses like they are some big movie studio and start finding ways to save money

    That would require the getting rid of the managerial fluff which cripples many a big business. Start with Graham Henderson and work down.

  5. Re:Hm on iPads On American Campuses? Maybe Next Year · · Score: 1


    I literally have a stack of them going back to the mid 90's, and occasionally dig out something to refer back to it.

    I bet you have them indexed and labelled with Roman numerals, too. :)

  6. Re:OT - your sig on Countering a DMCA Takedown In the Magnet Wars · · Score: 1


    If I had some mod points to sell, would that make me a karma whore or a karma pimp?

    Neither: it'd make me your bitch!

    I'm not worried, I've had Terrible in the past. It always makes its way back up.

  7. Re:OT - your sig on Countering a DMCA Takedown In the Magnet Wars · · Score: 1

    My karma isn't bad, just "good" right now. "Funny" mods gets you nowhere (not even +.25 or +.5) and all it takes is a handful of zealot mods to hurt the ol' karma. Not a biggee :) It's happened before, I'm sure it will happen again.

  8. Re:bullcrap on Countering a DMCA Takedown In the Magnet Wars · · Score: 4, Funny


    I was a vegetarian for about 10 years (ending over 15 ago) for no particular reason.

    But bacon... oh bacon... It would call to me in my dreams. Sizzling bacon strips with arms and legs and breasts moaning seductively "Eat me, grub!"

    Then the dream that ended it all. I was tied to a slab of salt pork while a giant bacon strip wearing a pig mask and sporting a large bacon penis assaulted me.

    So when friends today ask why I quit being a vegetarian I don't tell them about the anal and oral rape. I just shrug my shoulders sheepishly.

    MMmm... bacon.

  9. Re:bullcrap on Countering a DMCA Takedown In the Magnet Wars · · Score: 1


    Pretty much anything sold by Thinkgeek these days is poor quality.

    Anything except BaconSalt or Baconaisse

    MMmmm... bacon....

  10. Woo hoo! on FCC Set To Finalize Rules For Next-Gen Wireless · · Score: 5, Funny


    'WiFi on Steroids' which allows a large number of users within a 50-mile radius to tap into a single high-speed broadband connection for the same price as a traditional WiFi router.

    Great! I can use open "Linksys" networks from across the city!

  11. Re:Of course they are on Former Military Personnel Claim Aliens Are Monitoring Our Nukes · · Score: 1


    That's fine for you, Mr.Goatse. However this is a serious concern for we mortals with anuses in sizes nature intended.

  12. Obligatory... on Plants Near Chernobyl Adapt To Contaminated Soil · · Score: 5, Funny


    Feed me, Seymour!

  13. Re:I doubt it. on 2011, Year of the Tablet? · · Score: 1


    Our iPad has...

    ... pretty much replaced the laptop. It was used mostly for web browsing and PDF reading. Instant on and no Windows chaff (AV, Spyware, etc.) to worry about makes this a sheer win for the iPad.
    ... works as a smartphone. Skype and Acrobits Smartphone (VoIP) work well on the iPad.
    ... is used as an eBook reader (mostly PDF and epub)

    So, yeah, it's not a necessity in the sense that food and water are but it's a darn useful device. The most surprising for me was the laptop. It's only been booted up to get passwords for sites we now visit on the iPad.

    YMMV, of course.

  14. Re:Useless prediction on 2011, Year of the Tablet? · · Score: 1


    2010: Year of the iPad
    2011: Year of the [AOL]Me Too![/AOL]

  15. Multiple layers of security == good. on Are Desktop Firewalls Overkill? · · Score: 1


    Assume Joe User brings in an infected USB stick and his local AV misses the new bug. A desktop firewall on other machines could prevent it from spreading to them (if designed to spread through the network.)

    At work we're putting L3 ACLs on our switching gear to help with that risk but I wouldn't want to disable firewalls via a GP just yet.

  16. Re:Not hard to beat at first glance. on Introducing the Invulnerable Evercookie · · Score: 1


    but most people use neither of these things

    True enough. My brother uses FF and AdBlock+ but won't install NoScript. Flat out refuses to, saying he hates having to whitelist everything. I've tried explaining that over (reasonable) time the sites you visit are all categorized and you rarely need to add exceptions. Even newly visited sites are fine much of the time.

    "Give Me Convenience or Give Me Death" as the Dead Kennedys album says...

  17. Not hard to beat at first glance. on Introducing the Invulnerable Evercookie · · Score: 4, Informative


    evercookie is written in JavaScript and additionally uses a SWF (Flash) object for the Local Shared Objects and PHP for the server-side generation of cached PNGs.
    [...]
    If a user gets cookied on one browser and switches to another browser as long as they still have the Local Shared Object cookie, the cookie will reproduce in both browsers.


    Well, the site's EXAMPLE failed on my box. That's NoScript at work. If you use BetterPrivacy (another FF extension), it removes the LSO at browser shutdown.

    YMMV

  18. Oh dear... on The Surprising Statistics Behind Flash and Apple · · Score: 5, Funny


    How to we mark an entire story as -1, Flamebait?

  19. Re:Dupe on Google Publishes Censorship Map · · Score: 5, Interesting


    As for China, I wonder how long it will be until someplace like Australia or Canada decide "Hey that's a good idea" and declare takedown request to be state secrets.

    I checked the map, interesting Canada has less than 10 (!)

    World of difference the border between the US and Canada makes.

  20. This is why science rocks. on LHC Spies Hints of Infant Universe · · Score: 5, Funny


    have seen hints of what may be the hot, dense state of matter thought to have filled the universe in its first nanoseconds.

    It's truly remarkable that they can see how the universe was 5999 years, 11 months, 30 days, 23 hours, 59 minutes and 59.9999999... seconds ago!

  21. Re:Hmm on Twitter Suffers Web Interface Exploit · · Score: 2, Funny

    Well, we're even. I had to google "shibboleth" :)

    Cheers!

  22. Re:Hmm on Twitter Suffers Web Interface Exploit · · Score: 1

    I've posted it once before, google will prove it. Nice troll, though.

  23. Re:Hmm on Twitter Suffers Web Interface Exploit · · Score: 1

    Yes, for that I agree, should have clarified and meant as a 'tweeter'.

    Still think I nailed it when I wrote "Twitter: the UDP of human conversation. -me"

  24. Hmm on Twitter Suffers Web Interface Exploit · · Score: 4, Insightful


    Why, again, should I be using Twitter?

  25. Re:Porn on Canonical Designer Demos Ubuntu Context-Aware UI · · Score: 0, Troll


    Youporn if you're using Ubuntu. If it gets ported to the Mac you go to goatse.

    I jest, I jest.