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  1. Yes, you are quite right on Adaptive Thirty Meter Telescope Sees Progress · · Score: 1

    Yes, you are quite right, except there is already a dog fight between Twenty Metre Telescope and Ten Metre Telescope to register for the acronym TMT, so, glad you quit the the party of idiocy and warm welcome to the party of ambiguity

  2. NASA geeks need a how-to guide at last? on How To Beat Congress's Ban Of Humans On Mars · · Score: 2, Funny

    Here is how you can beat the ban of humans on Mars:

    Just go lobby the Congress into believing that the arid, Afghanistan-looking planet is a socialist state that painted itself all red, supplies illegal immigrants and exports products that could cause severe health problems. You don't even need to suggest it is in development of nuclear weaponry, once Mars gets the attention, any journalist looking for quick fame will release a "breaking news" that our spy satellites have found bomb testing sites. Not to mention the famous "they'll follow us home" scenario study with countless versions of simulations that can be slipped into the appendix section.

    Then in no time you will see some 250,000 men up on the planet automatically without NASA having to spend/ask for a dime.

  3. Re:No they're not... on Alabama Schools to be First in US to Get XO Laptop · · Score: 2, Funny

    "The City Council has not yet approved the funding." => Slashdot space-time continuum distorter(TM) => "schools in the Alabama city will be the first US students to make use of the XO laptop." There, fixed.

  4. Re:Best Buy needs wasps. on How Best Buy Tried To Whip The Geek Squad Into Shape · · Score: 1

    or irenicus' golems

  5. oh come on on New Software Could Warn Sailors of Rogue Waves · · Score: 1

    just use STL already!

  6. Re:Swiss ? on Ecma Receives 3,522 Comments on Open XML Standards · · Score: 3, Informative

    No you had it wrong. It's Ecma Computer Manufacturers Association.

    Seriously:
    It acquired its name in 1994, when the European Computer Manufacturers Association (ECMA) changed its name to reflect the organization's international reach.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ecma_International

  7. Re:Targets on What's the Best Way to Recycle Old Tech in the US? · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately that particular market is already saturated with an overwhelming number of much more qualified modern day counterparts.

  8. O COMMON MOD PARENT +5 FUNNY on A New Theory of Everything? · · Score: 1

    THIS IS WHY:

    ________________

                        When I look at you, you make the
                        patterns in the floor tiles
                        vanish.
                      / /O\ O
    --- ---
        | <b>\<b>|
    / \ / \

  9. WHAT? on South Korea to Build Robot Theme Parks · · Score: 1

    >South Korea said it was drawing up a code of ethics to prevent human abuse of robots -- and vice versa WTF, go regulate your own ass! Whatever a fully grown adult and a fully certified robot do in a private bedroom is none of your government's f***ing business!

  10. Re:New Act on First Use of RIPA to Demand Encryption Keys · · Score: 1

    WoW, that's a lot of W's in there, reminds you of someone dear?

  11. that road on Japan's Melody Roads Play Music as You Drive · · Score: 1

    oh yeah i remember that road, the damn cop caught me for doing vivace

  12. Re:Won't stop my 1980s car on Stopping Cars With Microwave Radiation · · Score: 1

    Dark ...but some police departments interpreted it to refer to the ethnicity of the offending driver, as opposed to how crispy you wanted them to be.

    So this is your petty explanation for police brutality against ethnic minors?

  13. Re:Why does it look like the Predator-B? on NASA Ikhana Assists SoCal Firefighters · · Score: 1

    By speaking out with a de-facto RTFA comment, you have now acquired the level "Old_Noiseus" :)

  14. Re:Three more on Identity Thieves Not Big On Technology · · Score: 1

    That's four.

  15. Re:Totally works too! on Greenpeace Admits Targeting Apple Grabs Headlines · · Score: 1

    by making your point you secured several bytes of the stack too :)

  16. Re:Use them NOW on Low-tech Inventions That Help Change Lives · · Score: 1

    I thought corporations and free market took care of optimal usage of fossil fuel and only big-govt Democrats'd advocate subsidies for ethanols and all those bullshit alternatives... oh, wait...

  17. fake or not...interesting on The Russian Mafia Doesn't Like Spam Either · · Score: 1

    to see tech-junkie nerds of /. behave like hormone-driven mothers who'd cheer at pedophiles being castrated

  18. Re:So which ministry is in charge of Gundam then? on Japanese Bureaucrats Reprimanded for Wikipedia Editing · · Score: 1

    Don't know much about Japan but in Russia, Judo-capable ironman is in charge of ministries!