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  1. Re:The classic double speak on AT&T Moves Closer To Usage-Based Fees For Data · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing most Apple iPhone users would actually have to think hard before jumping out of a burning airplane if it meant giving up their precious ;-)

    "Burning Airlines Give You so Much More."

  2. Re:In other news... on Comcast to Buy 51% of NBC, GE Goes After 49% · · Score: 1

    While primetime was not explicitly defined (nor was "high-tv viewer")

    A "high-tv viewer" is anyone too stoned to pay attention to the ads. Those viewers are causing a burden on the system by not generating the correct ad revenues to allow Comcast to continue providing content to users.

  3. Re:Windows as the standard? on DS Flash Carts Deemed Legal By French Court · · Score: 1, Funny

    And wtf does that have to do with 'openness' of a OS?

    And just so you know, there are lots of free, and even open source, development environments for Windows.

    Notepad?

  4. Re:My first hand experience on Modern Warfare 2 on Verizon Changes FiOS AUP, -1, Offtopic · · Score: 1

    You blew fish?

  5. Re:Ha ha on Programmable Quantum Computer Created · · Score: 3, Funny

    Again 79%. size does not matter

    That's what she sighed as she patted him on the knee and then walked out of his life never to be seen again.

  6. Re:79% accuracy ... on Programmable Quantum Computer Created · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    So, according to your "go-with-the-flow" theory, the capital of the US is Minneapolis-St. Paul.

    Does that mean Al Franken is the President then?

  7. Re:Molecular gastronomy on Former Microsoft CTO Builds Kitchen Laboratory · · Score: 1

    This is old stuff. People at CERN are going to get into the business of subnuclear gastronomy, as soon as the supercollider is back into activity again.

    Why else would they be trying to train birds to drop baguettes in it?

  8. Re:Man! on No Hand-Held Devices In Ontario Cars · · Score: 1

    I'm not sure if you're aloowed to shift gears. I think you might have to pull off the road to do that. I guess this means that a fully automatic transmission is necessary to drive, or leave the car in second gear and hope for the best.

  9. Re:WTF? on No Hand-Held Devices In Ontario Cars · · Score: 1

    How does one demistify the windows?

    I think there's a book for that, have you tried looking in the Google?

  10. Re:Apple on Mainstream Press "Cringes" At Win7 Launch Parties · · Score: 1

    Anyone who's party throwing skills that are so uncool as to need to throw a Win 7 launch party to lure people to their house is just sad. That's the sort of thing that leads people to end up in cults for the friendship.

  11. Re:Excessive Marketing on EA Spends 3x More On Marketing Than Development · · Score: 1

    Coke markets itself, oh wait, you mean like Coca Cola, right? Nevermind.

  12. Re:Broken by design. on How To Stop Businesses Storing SSNs Indefinitely? · · Score: 1

    Oh, so it was YOUR account that I've been drawing out of all this time? I thought it was his, my bad.

  13. Re:Still failing to grasp their audience on Music Labels Working On Digital Album Format · · Score: 1

    Not to mention coming up with songs and maybe even a cohesive concept to tie them all together cuts into time the bad could be non-stop touring for the next two years.

  14. Re:cant wait... on Music Labels Working On Digital Album Format · · Score: 1

    The album as an app. Don't try to play it out of order; someone worked real hard to get the flow just right. :^)

  15. Re:And another failure... on Music Labels Working On Digital Album Format · · Score: 1

    the recording equivalent of the Gutenberg Press .

    Gutenberg Press hell, it's an ABDick offset with a photocopier platemaker.

  16. Re:Um, no on Linus Calls Microsoft Hatred "a Disease" · · Score: 1

    . . . resolved with a few re-written and/or new and/or removed treaties, a couple beers, and some hookers in a few days, or at least, a couple decent snipers.

    I'm confused now, are we talking about WWII now, or still talking about how Microsoft does business?

  17. Re:First Laugh on Microsoft's Code Contribution Due To GPL Violation · · Score: 2, Informative

    Or like Microsoft deciding to invest in Apple. Good faith gesture, or caught with QuickTime source code and acquiescing to make a gesture that makes it appear that they support competition?

  18. Re:A bunch of space cadet masturbation. on What If the Apollo Program Had Continued? · · Score: 1

    There was a significant concern inside of NASA that our flawless luck of moon launches would run out. What if we had done a few more missions and 19 left us with dead astronauts on the moon when the LM couldn't lift off? Do you think we'd have continued at that point?

    That would ensure at least one more mission to return the astronauts to Earth.

  19. Re:If the Apollo program had continued... on What If the Apollo Program Had Continued? · · Score: 1

    I think we would have outsourced it to Mexico, or Tunisia by now.

  20. Re:I'm sceptical. on What If the Apollo Program Had Continued? · · Score: 1

    "There is no Dark Side of the Moon, as a matter of fact, it's all dark."

  21. Re:Capitalist flight on Ballmer Threatens To Pull Out of the US · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dear Microsoft, You may move your business oversees and we may mandate a transition away from using Microsoft products in all governmental, educational, military and other facilities throughout the US. Thank you. --US Government

  22. Re:Take your pick on How To Store Internal Hard Drives? · · Score: 1

    If you are truly evil, of course you don't make backups. You tell some henchmen to recreate the data and add "You've already done it once, a second time should be easier."

  23. Re:You know what that means... on Baby Monitors Killing Urban Wi-Fi · · Score: 1

    They'll want to ban everybody's WiFi so that it doesn't interfere with their baby monitor.

  24. Re:What did we expect? on Office 2007SP2 ODF Interoperability Very Bad · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Microsoft can't suck money directly from my paycheck

    At least not until they get that subscription thing down and start charging by the month.

  25. Re:Why? on Small Nuclear Power Plants To Dot the Arctic Circle · · Score: 1

    Don't forget petro based fertilizers. We use a lot of those.