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  1. Re:Ask a stupid question... on Canada To Stop Producing Pennies In 2013 · · Score: 1

    Why the transaction will ALWAYS be in the merchant's favor of course!

    I really doubt this will happen. For the 3 to 4 cents you might gain it is just not worth the risk that someone might pull out their phone, calculate it and throw a major fit in your store. Even if no one ever throws a fit, word will get around, (See internet) and people will simply not shop at retailers who do this.
    I usually have very little faith in people, but in this case I will tend to believe in honesty.

  2. Re:Excellent; on Canada To Stop Producing Pennies In 2013 · · Score: 5, Informative

    Did you miss the part where it said purchases would be rounded to the nearest nickle?
    As a Canadian I can tell you that the pennies will disappear quickly, because the banks have been told to collect them.
    The place I get my morning breakfast has already started rounding to the nearest nickle. My breakfast comes to $3.66 total, and I am always asked for $3.65

    I for one, say "About bloody time!"

  3. Re:If only on Ask Slashdot: How Would You Build a Microsatellite? · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's just crazy talk! You need to lay off the drugs.

  4. If only on Ask Slashdot: How Would You Build a Microsatellite? · · Score: 1, Troll

    If only there were some place to search for knowledge. But even if there were, it would be unlikely to contain technical knowledge, or any way to get like minded people in touch with each other.
    Sounds like a great idea for a new business. I am sure it would be a real money maker.

  5. Re:Complete waste of time... on NASA On Full Court Press To Deflate Doomsday Prophecies · · Score: 1

    Science, genetics specifically, still offers us a little hope of finally leaving superstition behind us.

    Have you not seen idiocracy?
    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0387808/
    It seems much more likely, to me, that the future depicted in that film is our future.

  6. Re:What About The Zombie Apocalypse though? on NASA On Full Court Press To Deflate Doomsday Prophecies · · Score: 1

    I am spending my time and money buying peoples houses. Spent every penny I have, but on Jan 1/2013 I take possession of 4 houses.

  7. Re:IBM 5 in 5 on IBM Predicts the Next 5 Years of Computing · · Score: 1

    I am using this as my list of five technologies not to invest in.
    My breakdown:
    Touch through your phone, No chance.
    Visual recognition for medicine, I doubt it.
    Computers hearing everything, Ever heard of the ACLU?
    Computerized taste, Why?
    Computers that can smell, Why, also redundant (See taste)

  8. Re:Seeing how most companies won't migrate... on Microsoft Has Been Watching, and It Says You're Getting Used To Windows 8 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "New shiny touchy colory" is not a legitimate business reason.

    You have obviously never dealt directly with a CEO.

  9. Re:Store? How about a repository? on Raspberry Pi Team Launches Pi Store · · Score: 1

    Correction:
    sudo apt-get pay

  10. Re:Censorship on Google's Image Search Now Requires Explicit Queries For Explicit Results · · Score: 1

    Even better, just don't have kids. Then you can torrent all the nasty ass porn you want 24 hours a day.
    Note: Voice of experience.

  11. Re:coffee alergie on Four Cups of Coffee A Day Cuts Risk of Oral Cancer · · Score: 1

    How could one abuse coffee? Inject it intraveniously?

    Intravenous coffee seems like a damn good idea to me most mornings.

  12. Re:statistics on Four Cups of Coffee A Day Cuts Risk of Oral Cancer · · Score: 1

    Always remember to add a decimal point or two to your made up statics. It makes them 82.4582645389319% more believable.

  13. WooHoo for Canada on MPAA: the Impact of Megaupload's Shutdown Was 'Massive' · · Score: 3, Funny

    We're number 1!
    All others are #2 or worse!

  14. Re:I prefer to think they deserve it... on A Brain-Based Explanation For Why Old People Get Scammed · · Score: 2

    For whom are we supposed to vote? Rapist 1 or Rapist 2? Either way we get raped.

    Vote for the one with lube. Obviously.

  15. Re:Dollar coins already exist on Is It Time For the US To Ditch the Dollar Bill? · · Score: 1

    This was done in Canada, and it worked. Within about a year the one dollar bills were basically gone.

  16. Project blue on Windows Blue: Microsoft's Plan To Release a New Version of Windows Every Year · · Score: 5, Funny

    In the Stephen King book The Stand the virus that wiped out most of humanity was part of Project Blue.
    Seems almost fitting somehow.

  17. Re:Don't use ice to cool the oil on This Is What Happens When You Deep Fry a Frozen Turkey · · Score: 2

    DID ANYONE EVER DO THIS? Think, this oil is to hot, why not dump in some frozen water to cool it down...

    When I was 12 years old I coined "Rob's first law", which states:
    People are generally stupid.
    I have seen no evidence to the contrary in the past over 30 years.

  18. Sure on Ask Slashdot: Should Hosting Companies Have Change Freezes? · · Score: 4, Funny

    may I ask Eastern-EU folks to please refrain from hacking my servers during the holiday season?

    Just reply to this message with the IP addresses of any servers you want to make sure will not be hacked and I will make sure the list gets to the right people.

    Happy to help.

  19. Re:The solution to the gaza conflict! on Israeli Infrastructure Proves Too Strong For Anonymous · · Score: 1

    So the Biebs it is!

    I am pretty sure that would qualify as a warcrime, and possibly as a crime against humanity.

  20. Re:My work was effected on NTP Glitch Reverts Clocks Back To 2000 · · Score: 1

    Hard to believe Windows doesn't do sanity checking on this stuff.

    Are you new here? Microsoft has a long history of not sanity checking, damn near anything until long after it breaks.

  21. Re:Aliens? on What "Earth-Shaking" Discovery Has Curiosity Made on Mars? · · Score: 1

    That was a Powerbook, not a Macbook you philistine. :)

  22. Family Guy on Meg Whitman Says HP Was Defrauded By Autonomy; HP Stock Plunges · · Score: 2

    Shut up Meg.
    My warped mind goes there every time I see her name in an article.

  23. Re:Idea on Windows 8 Sales Below Projections · · Score: 1

    I hear they are going to replace the ribbon with unintuitive keyboard shortcuts. Most requiring at least four fingers and a keyboard template. (Like the templates for wordperfect back in the day.)

  24. Re:Interesting on Dutch Cold Case Murder Solved After 8000 People Gave Their DNA · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I'd rather err on the side of having murders and rapes go unsolved, rather than err on the side of police having everyone's DNA sequences.

    Why? Not trolling, but it seems to me that if everyone's DNA were on record the crime rates would drop through the floor.
    Maybe I feel this way because a good friend of mine was raped a few years ago, and if all DNA were recorded the asshole who did that to her would probably be rotting in jail right now.

  25. Re:Why hope? on Probable Rogue Planet Spotted · · Score: 1

    Better suggestion. Offer to buy their house. Car. Or other valuable item.
    They are not going to need it. :)