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  1. What about on In-flight Cell Ban Advances In Congress · · Score: 1

    an in-flight snake ban?

    or

    "Get these motherfucking cell phones off this motherfucking plane!"

  2. Re:It all needs to be vetted on Fingerprint Test Tells Much More Than Identity · · Score: 1

    was whizzin in the woods. His DNA is all over the place

    I don't think he was whizzing...,

  3. Re:Why don't they just buy it? on Hasbro Sues Makers of Scrabble-Like Scrabulous · · Score: 1

    Especially if you use Gentoo Linux.
    $q file /usr/local/bin/dontfuckwithme
    game-company/hasbro (/usr/local/bin/dontfuckwithme)

  4. Re:Gayaplex? on Mandriva Joins the Netbook Market With the GDium · · Score: 2, Funny

    Really? I thought it would be called Aquaplex if it was an OS X emulator.

  5. Re:For me, it's all about the graphics. on AMD Loses $1.2 Billion and Its CEO · · Score: 1

    If you have someone just crunching numbers, wood processing, that is all you need.

    So the Intel GPUs are powerful enough to render porn in real time?

  6. Obligatory on NASA Contractor Needs Urine · · Score: 1

    It's not your ur-ion, it's my-ion!

  7. GTK+ on KDE is better on Shuttleworth Sees Possibility For a QT-based GNOME · · Score: 1

    than Qt on Gnome.
    I have voiced my opinion.

  8. Re:a disappointment? on Whatever Happened To AI? · · Score: 1

    ALICE is funnier than M-x doctor. Bye-byte emacs, back to vi(m).

  9. fixed a typo on IP Traffic To 'Double' Every Two Years · · Score: 1

    s/video and web 2.0/bittorrent/g

  10. Re:An attempt to discredit WP with lies, I say. on Tin Whiskers — Fact Or Fiction? · · Score: 3, Informative

    >the only metal I've heard of as being whisker free is lead
    Oh really?
    http://nepp.nasa.gov/WHISKER/other_whisker/index.htm#pb

  11. Moan of despair on Westinghouse Commits to Green Plug's Universal A.C. Adapter · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was *this* close to finish building my collection of proprietary, non-interchangeable DC adapters!

  12. Oh my... on Japanese Company Says Laws of Physics Don't Apply — to Cars · · Score: 1

    They've discovered *and* exploited virtual particles before the particles in the LHC have collided.

  13. Re:What's amusing on A History of Copy Protection · · Score: 1

    Without copy protection, we wouldn't have been able to distribute our viruses so easily. Oh really? Please explain internet pornography. Celebrity sex tape and free porn spam is always a link to a virus, yet a lot of idiots click on it, get their computers infected, and don't realize that they fucked something up.
  14. Re:I stopped caring about Qt on In-Depth With Qt 4.4 · · Score: 1

    I've seen _websites_ that are bigger than 10 megs Links, please?.
  15. Re:I am lost? on Unix Group Takes UK Standards Body To Court Over OOXML · · Score: 1

    s/XM/XML/

  16. So... on EULAs For Malware · · Score: 1

    If I'm not happy with this software, can I return it to the point of purchase for a refund?
    After all, every EULA I've read has a refund-if-not-accept clause in it.

  17. Re:Yeah... on IBM Demonstrates High-k/Metal Gate Chips · · Score: 5, Informative

    It's not germanium arsenide, it's Gallium (III) Arsenide: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GaAs
    On the plus side, this means that solar-powered chips (i.e. transistor and photovoltaic cell on same die) will eventually exist.

  18. Re:From the No Duh Dept. on Study Shows Males Commonly Mistake Sexual Intent · · Score: 2, Informative

    Frailty, thy name is woman. Please quote Shakespeare correctly: thy != they.
  19. Re:typo fix on Multi-Channel Communication Patent Up For Sale · · Score: -1, Troll

    how does a typo fix count as redundant?

  20. Re:Starting Bid on Multi-Channel Communication Patent Up For Sale · · Score: 1

    If only the world was as insightful as you.
    Oh wait, they're still trying to make software patents count as old-school patents. Never mind.

  21. typo fix on Multi-Channel Communication Patent Up For Sale · · Score: 0, Redundant

    ownership *of* AJAX

  22. How much are they asking on Multi-Channel Communication Patent Up For Sale · · Score: 0

    for ownership AJAX?
    Also, if I pay double, will they make that pwnership? :P

  23. Re:Just reverse it already! on Hyper-Entangled Photons — 'Superdense' Coding Gets Denser · · Score: 1

    I want to flux my capacitors! You do that during soldering, dumbass. Get a $20 Weller and flux your capacitors all night long. You do flux before soldering, right?
  24. The file form at says it all. on Salasaga Fills Flash Creation Hole for Linux · · Score: 1

    It was designed for trolls to post slideshows. Why otherwise would the file extension be .flame?

  25. Re:dense coding? on Hyper-Entangled Photons — 'Superdense' Coding Gets Denser · · Score: 1

    By dense code, do you mean code written:
    1) in assembler
    2) by idiots
    3) by idiots in assembler
    4) for IOCCC
    5) for JAPH contests
    6) for JAPH contests which generates valid IOCCC code
    ?