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  1. Re:Exactly on Woman Claims Ubuntu Kept Her From Online Classes · · Score: 1

    Not only that, but holy crap, if you call their customer support to troubleshoot their Pop3 email service, all the CSRs have is a book that explains how to do it on Outlook.

    I called them when Thunderbird stopped fetching email and the rep said: "OK open outlook and go to "tools".

    I replied "I'm not using outlook, I have Thunderbird"

    She: "Oh, you need outlook to get e-mail"

    I: "No I don't, just tell me what the address of your POP3 server is."

    She: "No sir, I'm sorry but in my book it says outlook is required".

    I: " Well, I'm using a Mac computer and there is no Outlook for Mac"

    She: "OH! (very proud of "solving" my problem) Well, you need to be transferred to our Mac support dept!"
    CLICK

    Computer illiterate CSRs make me stabby.

  2. Re:Did I miss the news? on So Who's Running Apple Now? · · Score: 1

    GAppleSoft!

  3. Re:do we really need an article here on /. on The Presidential Portrait Goes Digital · · Score: 1

    and from seeing quite a few shops in your time?

  4. Joining a Botnet on purpose? on Israel, Palestine Wage Web War · · Score: 1

    Now I've heard everything.

  5. Re:Let me rephrase that question... on Do Twitter Phishing Scams Herald the End of Microblogs? · · Score: 1

    Its a *feature*, not a bug.

  6. Re: Dropping Anchor on Mediterranean Undersea Cables Cut, Again · · Score: 1

    What about the Mole People?

  7. Re:More global warming, not less please on Scientist Patents New Method To Fight Global Warming · · Score: 1

    Am I the only person who still reads WWF as World Wrestling Federation?

  8. Re:Huh? on Scientist Patents New Method To Fight Global Warming · · Score: 1

    Wasn't that the plot of Tom Clancy's "Rainbow Six"?

  9. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ on Scientist Patents New Method To Fight Global Warming · · Score: 1

    or

    I made. In public, once.

  10. Re:Sinking ship? on British Royal Navy Submarines Now Run Windows · · Score: 1

    Great.Now-because-of-the-diet-coke-you-made-me-spray-on-my-keyboard,the-spacebar-doesn't-work.Thanks-a-lot-pal!

  11. Re:The subs the least of our problems on British Royal Navy Submarines Now Run Windows · · Score: 1

    Somewhere in there there's a joke about chairs being used as Anti-Aircraft Artillery, but I can't find it.

  12. Re:Saving the tax payer £22 mil on British Royal Navy Submarines Now Run Windows · · Score: 1

    Naw, they probably just bought it at the same place I bought my Submarine fire control system, Radio Shack.

  13. Re:Learning from prior mistakes on British Royal Navy Submarines Now Run Windows · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't it be called Microsoft Porthole?

    *rimshot*

  14. Re:How deep? on British Royal Navy Submarines Now Run Windows · · Score: 1

    I was taught the imperial system in grade school. Then in High School (Early 90's) the metric conversion was in full swing, however other than Liquid measure (liters et al) I cannot "eyeball" any metric measurement. I can tell you my Blackberry is 3 inches wide, but to know in cm I'd either have to measure with a cm based ruler or use a converting formula (or most likely, my computer). I wish that the US had gone metric in the 70's like they tried to, so I wouldn't measure everything in a system as outdated as ours.

  15. Re:Why It Takes an Extra Minute on A First Look At Internet Explorer 8 RC1 · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's a whole nuther thing here if you could care less. It makes me nauseous at how this nukeular power supposably is illiterate for all intensive purposes. I hate it, irregardless.

    __________
    __________
    Now my head hurts.

  16. Re:iPod, iPhone, then what? on Jobs Not Giving This Year's Macworld Keynote · · Score: 1

    Simply not true.

    When Jobs was ousted in the 80s, he had a board composed of venture capitalists and bankers. They brought in John Sculley because that's what they thought a successful company needed, a run-of-the-mill, interchangeable CEO from the corporate world's revolving door.

    Now the story is entirely different. Apple dominates one market (music players), and is rising like a rocket in another (smartphones). Jobs has had a decade to reinvent the company, and thanks to the nature of the industry now, his board is full of people who understand it. Not to mention that Jobs has been confronted by his own mortality for a number of years now and must have spent many nights considering who will lead Apple when he is gone.

    This isn't a guarantee of success, but anybody can agree that Apple without Steve Jobs now would be nothing like Apple without Steve Jobs in 1990.

  17. Re:"cyber"? on The Year of 2008 In Cybercrime · · Score: 4, Funny

    Crime 2.0 ?

  18. Re:It's a unix system! I know this. on Apple's 3D Desktop Patent Filing Examined · · Score: 1

    Well I stand corrected. Of course, I was 13 at the time and my Unix experience was limited to the CLI. ... still is matter of fact.

  19. Re:It's a unix system! I know this. on Apple's 3D Desktop Patent Filing Examined · · Score: 5, Funny

    Aww fond memories there. I remember back in 93 watching that movie with a few friends in a crowded theater and I believe it went down like this:
    Lex:It's a UNIX system! I know this!
    Me: NO ITS NOT!
    Usher: Please leave.

  20. Re:Will it still run on '386 machines on Slackware 12.2 Released · · Score: 2, Funny

    BEAR@WILDERNESS:-$ EatSalmon
    permission denied. Are you Root?

    BEAR@WILDERNESS:-$ sudo EatSalmon
    password for BEAR:*******

    Generating Salmon..... [83%]

  21. Re:The Only Reason This Distro Exists on Slackware 12.2 Released · · Score: 1

    I had some problems with 8.04 (the usual, wifi) but 8.10 has really seemed to iron out a lot of the kinks. I am new to linux but I got Ibex running on my Macbook Pro on the first try. Another hour in the CLI (apt-get & fine tuning my synaptics touchpad mostly) and it works as well as OS X on the other partition.
      However I have seen some great looking systems running Slack, Redhat, Suse, even DamnSmall. Its all about if the distro works for you. In my case, Ubuntu works like a charm and fits me perfectly.

  22. Re:Great work! on Slackware 12.2 Released · · Score: 1

    Nah, the community saves all of its elitism for Ubuntu users now.

  23. Re:You need to explain on When Teachers Are Obstacles To Linux In Education · · Score: 1

    I am some sort of an elitist you insensitive clod!

  24. Re:Let's cut the conspiracy theory on When Teachers Are Obstacles To Linux In Education · · Score: 1

    Outlawing the Special Theory of General Relativity because it opened the way to making a Nuclear Bomb would be like outlawing steel because it can be made into guns and swords.

  25. Re:So this is the year of the Linux on IBM Launches Microsoft-Free Linux Virtual Desktop · · Score: 1

    2% here we come!