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Scientist Patents New Method To Fight Global Warming

SUNSTOP writes to tell us that a relatively unknown Maryland scientist has proposed a public patent that he claims could combat global warming. The proposed plan would require massive amounts of water to be sprayed into the air in an effort to bolster the earth's existing air conditioning system. "First, the sprayed droplets would transform to water vapor, a change that absorbs thermal energy near ground level; then the rising vapor would condense into sunlight-reflecting clouds and cooling rain, releasing much of the stored energy into space in the form of infrared radiation. Kenneth Caldeira, a climate scientist for the Carnegie Institution's Department of Global Ecology at Stanford University whose computer simulation of Ace's invention suggests it would significantly cool the planet. The simulated evaporation of about one-half inch of additional water everywhere in the world produced immediate planetary cooling effects that were projected to reach nearly 1 degree Fahrenheit within 20 or 30 years, Caldeira said."

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  1. A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Public by CajunArson · · Score: 4, Funny

    A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Public

    YES! We have a new winner for most descriptive Slashdot headline EVAR!

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  2. Huh? by Shark · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Isn't water vapor one of the biggest greenhouse gasses?

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    1. Re:Huh? by Thelasko · · Score: 4, Informative
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    2. Re:Huh? by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 4, Funny

      Isn't water vapor one of the biggest greenhouse gasses?

      A hitherto unknown scientist offers an easy solution to greenhouse gases that's actually going to wipe out humanity?

      Where's the Doctor???

    3. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, carbon dioxide and methane are the most common greenhouse gasses. this is not a solution to global warming, only a temporary delay.

    4. Re:Huh? by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Yup and a LOT of studies suggest his plan is backwards. When 9/11 happened, they measured a cooling effect of the lack of JEt vapor trails.

      There are a lot of other studies that also talk about it differently. we need a lot more info about his "plan" before any judgement but at first glance it seems to be more Evil than Good.

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    5. Re:Huh? by kpoole55 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, water vapor is the major green house gas only being augmented by carbon dioxide. This just points out that most of the people in the global warming camp know about as much real science as most kindergarten classes. A more sensible fellow was interviewed on TV recently who said that most of our climate change is driven by the Sun and that the best way for us to spend our capital in regards to climate change is to learn to adapt. The climate is composed of myriad systems that we still haven't enumerated, cannot properly inter-relate (since we don't know them all) and already contain enough energy that we couldn't drive them in a particular direction if we wanted. AND, if somehow we did manage to force a change, the system would likely react in a way we wouldn't be able to foresee. What was the line in that old Monty Python skit, about adapt and move on. That's our key to surviving, adapt to changing conditions and move on.

    6. Re:Huh? by CaptainPatent · · Score: 1

      Isn't water vapor one of the biggest greenhouse gasses?

      Exactly what I was thinking.

      This invention would do one of three things:
      1)Cause runaway greenhouse effects that make the earth unmanageably hot. 2)Cause little to no change at all at the cost of thousands of what will probably be taxpayer dollars. 3)Cause appropriate temperature correction.

      The interesting part is that if number 3 is true, then the earth getting hotter would also cause more evaporation creating in essence the same effect. If whatever research findings he has are correct it would mean the earth is actually fairly self-regulating and the temperature would balance itself out anyways.

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    7. Re:Huh? by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

      It works both ways. Clouds can trap heat, but they also reflect it. As such, having more clouds in the atmosphere helps primarily if they're going to be over something that was darker to begin with, like Oceans or Forests, and not so much over deserts or the midwestern US.

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    8. Re:Huh? by jackspenn · · Score: 5, Funny

      Isn't water vapor one of the biggest greenhouse gasses?

      Yes it is, but what do you expect? This guy is not a rocket scientist, he is a little known scientist.

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    9. Re:Huh? by Talderas · · Score: 1

      Which, if more heat is reflected before it hits ground, then the plant could enter a severe cooling cycle.

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    10. Re:Huh? by DeusExMach · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, I know him. His name is Steve, and he's 4'8"...

    11. Re:Huh? by StikyPad · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It might not be the biggest, but it could definitely stand to lose a few pounds. Ba dum dum.

      But seriously, the evaporative cooling effects and shielding of increased cloud cover would more than offset the greenhouse effects.. at least, according to their model. And unlike CO2, water tends to precipitate out of the atmosphere rather than hang around for decades.

    12. Re:Huh? by morgan_greywolf · · Score: 4, Funny

      Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

    13. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This just points out that most of the people in the global warming camp know about as much real science as most kindergarten classes.

      You, sir, are a moron.

    14. Re:Huh? by MacDork · · Score: 1

      And it sprays itself into the air without electric pumps too. Yeah, this will work just great...

    15. Re:Huh? by Jogar+the+Barbarian · · Score: 1

      Who?

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    16. Re:Huh? by a_nonamiss · · Score: 1
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    17. Re:Huh? by megamerican · · Score: 3, Informative

      Right here!

      He cared deeply about the human dilemma and the rape of Earth.

      He advocates killing 90% of the worlds population with the ebola virus.
      http://www.sas.org/tcs/weeklyIssues_2006/2006-04-07/feature1p/index.html

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    18. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Maybe we need more greenhouse gasses, to stave off the next ice age. Seem like I keep seeing more and more about global cooling... as recently as today for example

    19. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sir, are and idiot. :(

    20. Re:Huh? by vux984 · · Score: 1

      and already contain enough energy that we couldn't drive them in a particular direction if we wanted.

      The issue isn't 'driving' them, its the potential for a relatively small nudge to knock them on a completely different course.

      AND, if somehow we did manage to force a change, the system would likely react in a way we wouldn't be able to foresee.

      Correct. However the best conclusion is that the only scientifically valid goal right now is to keep things the SAME. We know we can inhabit the earth the way it is now. We don't know that it would be as inhabitable if it were to change.

    21. Re:Huh? by jav1231 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      His intentions are good. That's all that matters in politics. Wait this is science...no my bad. It's Global Climate Change so it's politics.

    22. Re:Huh? by zappepcs · · Score: 3, Insightful

      While I may not agree with all you said, I do agree that we do not know enough about the problem to be suggesting cures. All that can be done is to stop doing what we suspect is helping to cause the warming problem, and even that has no guarantee of stopping the warming. So while we do what is possible to stop contributing to the problem, adaptation is a very smart thing to begin working on ... pass the tanning lotion, would you?

    23. Re:Huh? by khallow · · Score: 1

      When water vapor condenses or freezes at higher altitudes, it's a very efficient way to transfer heat from the surface to those altitudes. And there isn't a lot of water vapor past that point. Thunderstorms or a hurricanes, for example, are very effective ways to transfer heat away from the surface.

    24. Re:Huh? by node+3 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      A more sensible fellow was interviewed on TV recently who said that most of our climate change is driven by the Sun

      *All* of our climate changes are driven by the sun. What this plan does (and what greenhouse gasses do in general) is alter the dynamics of what happens to the energy that reaches the Earth.

      Whenever people go on about how it's the sun, their motives are childish and selfish. "The problem is unsolvable, stop trying to fix it, and damn well stop asking me to help!" Of course it's the sun. What do we do about it? What can we do about it? These are valid questions. "Learn to adapt" is the last contingency (well, the last contingency is extinction, but we'll assume that's unacceptable).

      Look at it like a river. Rivers flood all the time--it's part of their natural cycle. That doesn't mean we have to "adapt". People like living alongside rivers. Cities naturally form around rivers. Some flooding may be man-made (runoff side-effects of clear cutting, for example), most may be due to the nature of the river, terrain and climate. But we can, and have done something about it. We've built dams.

      Thanks to dams, people don't have to "adapt" to the yearly floods. The cost of a dam is *huge*, even if you ignore the energy it generates. But the cost of *not* building a dam is larger. The lost productivity, the lost farm land and property development. The lost city infrastructure, or the added cost to make the infrastructure flood-resistant.

      And not to mention, the cost of lost lives.

      Rivers still flood, but our dams have essentially eliminated all but the 100-year and 1,000-year floods. Humanity is no longer required to endure the yearly floods that plagued our ancestors.

      Whether global climate change is man-made or not is one question, whether global climate change is happening is another. In a certain sense, whether it's man-made or not is irrelevant. What's relevant is whether it's happening, and if so, what can we do about it. Only then does whether it's man-made truly matter. If it's man-made, that gives us more options. If it's not man-made, then the task is more difficult.

      This proposal is, essentially, a dam in the sky, stopping energy from the sun from reaching us. Even if global climate change is due entirely to increased output from the sun, this plan, if it's sound, would negate the need to adapt. It would reflect that excess energy away from the planet.

      There are many questions that need to be addressed. Is the proposal sound? What are the side-effects? The risks? The costs? But to say "do nothing" is not a proper response from the species that gave us Aristotle and Archimedes, that gave us Apollo and the Internet, that gave us dams, trains, cars and planes. "Do nothing" is the response of the dinosaurs. "Do nothing" is the response of an incapable species, or a cowardly, selfish species. But most of all, "do nothing" is the response of a doomed species.

    25. Re:Huh? by relguj9 · · Score: 1

      Isn't water vapor one of the biggest greenhouse gasses?

      Not saying I agree with the plan but... from TFA..

      When it condenses at higher altitudes, it releases the latent heat, which then can radiate into space, producing more cooling. It's a greenhouse gas, trapping heat and causing warming. It can form low clouds that reflect solar energy, a cooling effect. It can form more high clouds, which block some sunlight but mostly prevent the release of infrared radiation from below, another warming effect."

      It would appear that the majority of the cooling comes from the water absorbing heat near the earth's surface, carrying it to the atmosphere and radiating it into space.

      Again, I personally think the idea is a little ridiculous, but it would appear that the scientist does indeed realize it's a greenhouse gas and that there are side effects.

    26. Re:Huh? by alexhs · · Score: 1

      Oh, but this is not water vapor we're talking about, it's sprayed sea (salted) water.

      1. Spray huge amounts of salted water all over the lands
      2. Crops die en masse
      3. Cattle starve
      4. Human kind disappears
      5. ...
      6. Who cares about greenhouse gasses anymore ?

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    27. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poopy-head!

    28. Re:Huh? by Roberticus · · Score: 1

      Isn't water vapor one of the biggest greenhouse gasses?

      Yes it is, but what do you expect? This guy is not a rocket scientist, he is a little known scientist.

      And only recently made public, at that.

    29. Re:Huh? by Thelasko · · Score: 1

      A hitherto unknown scientist offers an easy solution to greenhouse gases that's actually going to wipe out humanity?

      Did anyone else read that headline as:
      "A Little Known Mad Scientist Has Made Public"
      ...his plan to destroy the world?

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    30. Re:Huh? by techno-vampire · · Score: 4, Insightful
      at first glance it seems to be more Evil than Good.

      Not so much Evil as Ignorant and/or Stupid.

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    31. Re:Huh? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, water vapor is the major green house gas only being augmented by carbon dioxide. This just points out that most of the people in the global warming camp know about as much real science as most kindergarten classes.

      Normally I try to be more civil, but this calls for a "Hey dumbass, Ken Caldeira has forgotten more about climate science than you will ever know".

      In particular, he is well aware of the greenhouse effect of water vapor. See here for more discussion.

      A more sensible fellow was interviewed on TV recently who said that most of our climate change is driven by the Sun

      Why is he more sensible? Because it supports the conclusions you want to reach? In particular, why is this fellow's claim more sensible given the large amount of evidence that most of the modern global warming is not driven by the Sun (e.g., here, here).

      and that the best way for us to spend our capital in regards to climate change is to learn to adapt

      We're going to have to adapt regardless, because we're already committed to some anthropogenic climate change even if there were no natural change, but that doesn't mean that we shouldn't mitigate the problem. It's less expensive to adapt if you have a less extreme climate to adapt to. A real solution, as noted by pretty much every economist who works in this area, is a combination of mitigation, adaptation, and technological R&D. Read Nordhaus's latest book for a good lay overview of the policy problem.

      The climate is composed of myriad systems that we still haven't enumerated, cannot properly inter-relate (since we don't know them all) and already contain enough energy that we couldn't drive them in a particular direction if we wanted.

      We can't dial in an exact climate state, but we can drive the climate in different directions. We're already doing it with CO2. Reducing CO2 will reduce and slow the warming due to CO2. This is not a difficult concept. The system doesn't respond instantaneously, and it's not realistic to completely halt emissions, but we can slow them to mitigate the resulting climate change.

      if somehow we did manage to force a change, the system would likely react in a way we wouldn't be able to foresee

      It is not really that hard to figure out that returning CO2 emissions to closer to pre-industrial levels will direct the Earth system to closer to a pre-industrial climate.

    32. Re:Huh? by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      he is a little known scientist.

      Yes, and there appears to be a very good reason for that.

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    33. Re:Huh? by snaz555 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And unlike CO2, water tends to precipitate out of the atmosphere rather than hang around for decades.

      Yeah, so this half an inch times the earth's surface will quickly come back down over a few relatively localized areas. Nice. I just hope it's not where *I* live.

    34. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You already had your sponge bath commander (only a few SC geeks will get this one).

    35. Re:Huh? by zrl · · Score: 1

      yes, we combat global warming by producing more greenhouse gas, which reflects sun light, thus preventing the earth surface from absorbing more energy.

    36. Re:Huh? by mrdoogee · · Score: 1

      Wasn't that the plot of Tom Clancy's "Rainbow Six"?

    37. Re:Huh? by ionix5891 · · Score: 5, Funny

      some might call this vaporware

    38. Re:Huh? by Hyperspite · · Score: 1

      I've already checked you out commander ;-)

    39. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't water vapor one of the biggest greenhouse gasses?

      Yes it is, but what do you expect? This guy is not a rocket scientist, he is a little known scientist.

      but he made public!

    40. Re:Huh? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Yup and a LOT of studies suggest his plan is backwards.

      There aren't any studies of this yet, other than the one mentioned in TFA.

      If you're going to claim that some well-known aspect of climate contradicts this theory, please note that the model used in this study is a pretty standard climate model.

      When 9/11 happened, they measured a cooling effect of the lack of JEt vapor trails.

      Cloud condensation from high-altitude jet vapor is a different process than low-altitude spraying and evaporation of water vapor.

    41. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd attribute the quote if I could remember the source:

      "For every problem, there is a solution that is simple, elegant, and wrong."

    42. Re:Huh? by techprophet · · Score: 1

      Good quote. I think I have my new sig.

    43. Re:Huh? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      The interesting part is that if number 3 is true, then the earth getting hotter would also cause more evaporation creating in essence the same effect.

      No, it depends a lot on where and how the water is evaporated. The same climate model which predicts this cooling effect also predicts an amplified warming effect from global warming-induced evaporation.

    44. Re:Huh? by Raynor · · Score: 1

      Am I the only person who was curious exactly how much water vapor he wanted to make...

      1/2inch extra water for the surface of the earth comes out to 6,477,833,150,000 METRIC TONS of water. To put this in perspective, that is almost 15 million times the capacity of the largest crude oil tankers in the world. This is also (if you assume HowStuffWorks is within an order of magnitude of the correct value for the total water on the planet) 1/100,000th of all the water on the planet.

      Exactly how does he intend to spray this much water?

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    45. Re:Huh? by hardburn · · Score: 1

      "Learn to adapt" is the last contingency (well, the last contingency is extinction, but we'll assume that's unacceptable).

      I disagree. Many of the problems of climate change are only a problem because humans will have problems adapting to the changes. The Earth itself has changed the climate on its own many times in the past, sometimes quite suddenly (due to metors, large volcanic activity, changes in solar cycles, etc.). No matter if the current changes are human-made or not, the next set of changes may not be.

      Fortunately, changes to reduce greenhouse gases can be done hand-in-hand with changes to make our infrastructure more adaptive. For instance, hydroponic vertical farming in cities would reduce the transportation needed to get food into people's homes, while also being less dependent on the overall environment. Getting into some form of electric car would allow that electricity to come from any sufficiently large source, rather than just fossil fuels.

      Granted, we can't plan for every climate event, but we could certainly make our infrastructure less dependent on the environment.

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    46. Re:Huh? by Peter+La+Casse · · Score: 1

      Whenever people go on about how it's the sun, their motives are childish and selfish. "The problem is unsolvable, stop trying to fix it, and damn well stop asking me to help!"

      Not always. I don't know to what extent the sun contributes, but when I say "The problem is unsolvable. Stop trying to fix it, and damn well stop asking me to help!" I am motivated by the millions or billions of people (mostly in the third world) whose lives will be saved if we adopt free market economic policies and as quickly as possible bring developing nations up to a Western standard of living. Who knows how many Einsteins we lose every time Bangladesh floods? Adaptation will occur slower and with more loss of life if we cripple the world economy trying to limit CO2 emissions.

      I have no objection to other people exploring technological ways to adjust the climate, but I hope they are very careful.

    47. Re:Huh? by kpoole55 · · Score: 1

      Your first comment seems to indicate that all we need to do is nudge the climate to some course other than the one it is one now. The amount of energy needed to produce such a random change might be small but suppose you put a small amount of energy into the process and nudge it into a direction worse that the one we are on. Your second comment is even more problematic. First, you agree that if we try to force a change the system might react in a way we cannot foresee then you suggest that all we need to do is keep the existing system from changing. The natural state of the climate is that it is always in a state of change driven by the Sun, which is inconsistent in how much energy it radiates, as the energy source and including processes we haven't completed listed and interactions we cannot map (because we haven't found all the processes.) If you try to freeze changes in one part of the climate you'll create other changes in other parts. To keep the climate the same you have to offset ALL the natural processes that are at work to create the next natural change in the climate and, if you believe in man driven global warming, you have to have to offset the effects of man's activities as well. That's not a small nudge, that's driving the climate in a certain direction. But, what do I know, some one else has already called me a moron.

    48. Re:Huh? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Who knows how many Einsteins we lose every time Bangladesh floods?

      Maybe that's a good reason not to raise sea levels by a meter.

      Adaptation will occur slower and with more loss of life if we cripple the world economy trying to limit CO2 emissions.

      Adaption is slower, but the climate damages that you have to adapt to are less, too. Most economists who have studied the problem find that it's economically beneficial to slow growth (not "cripple the economy") in order to reduce and slow climate change. Even the most conservative estimates (e.g., the "Copenhagen Consensus" analysis) find that it's worthwhile to include CO2 emissions abatement along with adaptation and R&D efforts.

    49. Re:Huh? by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Yeah, except CO2 can continue to build up in the atmosphere, yet when water vapor builds up, eventually there's more than the air can hold, and then it is released in a process known as "precipitation".

      And does that "reasonable" guy have data correlating the sun's output with temperature changes? Cus climatologists do, and the data doesn't explain global warming.

      I do love it though when someone seriously thinks that climatologists haven't considered things like solar output and water vapor -- when the effect of the latter as a greenhouse gas you only know about because they figured it out. It's just amusing.

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    50. Re:Huh? by CaptainPatent · · Score: 1

      No, it depends a lot on where and how the water is evaporated. The same climate model which predicts this cooling effect also predicts an amplified warming effect from global warming-induced evaporation.

      CaptainPatent as AC:

      What you're describing is case number 1, the assumption made is that if case number 3 is true. I don't doubt that there may be runaway greenhouse because of this invention. Evaporation - no matter how it occurs - still undergoes the same phase change which traps additional heat and sends it skyward. The self correction I was describing may occur more slowly than any potential self-regulation, but if case #3 is true that's what would happen.

      I wasn't making any assumptions about what the weather would do because there's evidence pointing all directions. I was just pointing out that no matter what, the result is either neutral at best, or damaging at worst.

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    51. Re:Huh? by Alyred · · Score: 1

      ONE person puts out a paper and you equate it to "most people in the global warming camp"? Isn't that a logical fallacy (biased sample)? And also, unlike iocaine powder, some conditions can't be adapted to -- such as CO2 or Methane Gas replacing air in an area (search for "Carbon Dioxide Lakes") or cyanide in your drinking water.

    52. Re:Huh? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Your first comment seems to indicate that all we need to do is nudge the climate to some course other than the one it is one now. The amount of energy needed to produce such a random change might be small but suppose you put a small amount of energy into the process and nudge it into a direction worse that the one we are on.

      It's not a matter of "nudging", it's a matter of reducing the excess heat currently being added to the system. That slows the rate of change and total amount of change.

      First, you agree that if we try to force a change the system might react in a way we cannot foresee then you suggest that all we need to do is keep the existing system from changing. The natural state of the climate is that it is always in a state of change driven by the Sun

      Yes, we know that climate changes naturally. The problem is that human additions are changing the climate a lot more, and a lot faster, than what natural cycles usually do over similar time periods. The point, therefore, is to dampen and slow our extra forcing to the system, so the total changes (natural+human) are less extreme.

    53. Re:Huh? by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 1

      2)Cause little to no change at all at the cost of thousands of what will probably be taxpayer dollars.

      That half inch figure he tossed off represents 6 trillion (with a T) tons of water. I don't think we're talking thousands of taxpayer dollars, even if the half inch thing were a one-off, as opposed to annually for 20-30 years.

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    54. Re:Huh? by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1

      Which part of the earth are you talking about us inhabiting? The deserts or the icelands? Or everything in between. Humans seem to be able to adapt and fill pretty much any niche and environment we come across.

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    55. Re:Huh? by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Your first comment seems to indicate that all we need to do is nudge the climate to some course other than the one it is one now.

      Quite the opposite. My first comment indicates that there is a risk that the "small" impact that mankind is placing on the environment now =IS= the nudge that shifts climate into a rapidly new and unknown direction.

      Your second comment is even more problematic. First, you agree that if we try to force a change the system might react in a way we cannot foresee then you suggest that all we need to do is keep the existing system from changing.

      Not quite. Your misunderstanding.

      I'm saying we should leave the natural cycles that have served us well for the last few million years alone. "Keep it the same" doesn't mean try to freeze it to today's values, it means minimize our impact.

    56. Re:Huh? by Surt · · Score: 1
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    57. Re:Huh? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      No, I'm describing case 3. Climate models predict a positive warming feedback from water vapor resulting from global warming. This is not the same as runaway warming. They (or at least one of them) also predict cooling from water vapor which is injected in this way. So this is a counterexample to your case 3: water vapor injection produces cooling, but does not imply that the net water vapor feedback in a warming climate is a stabilizing negative feedback.

    58. Re:Huh? by EEBaum · · Score: 1

      2)Cause little to no change at all at the cost of thousands of what will probably be taxpayer dollars.

      You're new here, aren't you? I don't think anything has cost only thousands of taxpayer dollars since you could buy a loaf of bread for a penny and get change.

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    59. Re:Huh? by vux984 · · Score: 1

      Humans seem to be able to adapt and fill pretty much any niche and environment we come across.

      You really think the 7 billion of us could survive on world of ice or desert? What percentage of us would have to die off for it to be sustainable? 50%? 90%?

      Food and/or water are in pretty limited supply there. Those types of areas can only directly support a very minimal population.

    60. Re:Huh? by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      some might call this vaporware

      Kudos to the people who thought to apply that tag to this story - easily the best use of this term I've seen yet.

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    61. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would be one way to get rid of the densely populated hell holes that exist around the world as well as eliminating those annoying Sally Struthers "feed the children" commercials.

    62. Re:Huh? by Timothy+Brownawell · · Score: 1

      Right here!

      He cared deeply about the human dilemma and the rape of Earth.

      He advocates killing 90% of the worlds population with the ebola virus. http://www.sas.org/tcs/weeklyIssues_2006/2006-04-07/feature1p/index.html

      IIRC, it was more "considers it inevitable" rather than "advocates".

    63. Re:Huh? by ksheff · · Score: 1

      It's Global Climate Change so it's politics.

      and a gravytrain of funding. Don't forget that.

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    64. Re:Huh? by Sleepy · · Score: 1

      >Exactly how does he intend to spray this much water?

      Nukes!

    65. Re:Huh? by jcr · · Score: 1

      Isn't water vapor one of the biggest greenhouse gasses?

      Not just "one of the biggest", it's far and away the biggest.

      The scheme that TFA proposes is absurd on its face. It would be cheaper to just paint New Mexico white.

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    66. Re:Huh? by jamesh · · Score: 1

      Possibly, but as I just posted elsewhere, water vapor can rise and form clouds. Clouds are not water vapor, they are tiny droplets of water and ice crystals.

      Whether enough of it does rise and form clouds is another thing of course, but I suspect that it would.

    67. Re:Huh? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      That reminds me of a guy I ran across who wanted to destroy hurricanes before they hit land by nuking them. Someone gently pointed out that the likely result would be a RADIOACTIVE hurricane. Not an improvement.

    68. Re:Huh? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Not just "one of the biggest", it's far and away the biggest.

      As noted in TFA, the cooling from latent heat transport and subsequent radiation is projected to outweigh the greenhouse warming. It's possible that the opposite is true, but establishing this would require much more sophisticated modeling and experimentation than simplistically observing that water vapor is a greenhouse gas.

    69. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you seem to make a good point... which leads me to this.

      Since we are looking at possibly entering a new ice age, I think we should help global warming along so that we can withstand our new glacial overlords.

    70. Re:Huh? by Peter+La+Casse · · Score: 1

      Who knows how many Einsteins we lose every time Bangladesh floods?

      Maybe that's a good reason not to raise sea levels by a meter.

      It would be, if we had any choice in the matter, which we don't.

      Adaptation will occur slower and with more loss of life if we cripple the world economy trying to limit CO2 emissions.

      Adaption is slower, but the climate damages that you have to adapt to are less, too.

      Only if we can cause nontrivial climate improvement to occur, which has yet to be shown.

      Most economists who have studied the problem find that it's economically beneficial to slow growth (not "cripple the economy") in order to reduce and slow climate change. Even the most conservative estimates (e.g., the "Copenhagen Consensus" analysis) find that it's worthwhile to include CO2 emissions abatement along with adaptation and R&D efforts.

      Cite? Economic growth is exponential; even small reductions can have huge effects 100 years later. Nobody suggests that "climate change" is exponential; how would you even measure such a thing? The reports I have seen say that current or proposed measures have huge economic impact and miniscule effect on climate.

    71. Re:Huh? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      If you're worried about the next glacial period, then you should want us to save our fossil carbon for later when we really need it, instead of burning it all now when we don't.

    72. Re:Huh? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      It would be, if we had any choice in the matter, which we don't.

      Of course we do. That's the whole point.

      Only if we can cause nontrivial climate improvement to occur, which has yet to be shown.

      We certainly can cause nontrivial climate improvement to occur, by slowing our emissions. Economic studies indicate that this likely can be done at a cost less than the climate damages averted. Note: this doesn't mean halting emissions, just reducing them. For instance, Nordhaus's optimal abatement scenario has emissions increase until 2100, when they begin to decline, leading to a reduction in warming by about 0.5 C by 2100 and 2 C by 2200 relative to a baseline scenario.

      Cite?

      Google Copenhagen Consensus, or read Nordhaus's new book for a broad overview of the economics.

      The reports I have seen say that current or proposed measures have huge economic impact and miniscule effect on climate.

      Cite? Virtually all the major climate economists (Nordhaus, Tol, Yohe, etc.) agree that a certain amount of abatement is worthwhile to insure against the more extreme outcomes. Like I said, even the Copenhagen Consensus, which is commonly cited as an argument against currently proposed measures, recommends almost as much abatement as, say, Nordhaus — just that it be coupled with adaptation and R&D measures.

    73. Re:Huh? by PhattyMatty · · Score: 1

      Also, what form of energy would be used to put all of this water vapor into the atmosphere? Coal? Diesel? This sounds like a cyclic problem to me.

    74. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This just points out that most of the people in the global warming camp know about as much real science as most kindergarten classes. A more sensible fellow was interviewed on TV recently who said that most of our climate change is driven by the Sun

      That's it! We have to power the sun back!

    75. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read Nordhaus's latest book for a good lay...

      Are results guaranteed?

      Just asking.

    76. Re:Huh? by Trancas · · Score: 1

      National Geographic seemed to think so in 2005 in the article titled: "Global Warming Supercharged by Water Vapor?" See it at: //news.nationalgeographic.com/news/2005/11/1110_051110_warming.html. But what do they know?

    77. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Often the end result of well meaning ignorance is indistinguishable from evil.

    78. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Water vapor is the biggest greenhouse gas by a wide margin over any other gas.

    79. Re:Huh? by lennier · · Score: 1

      "and a gravytrain of funding. Don't forget that."

      Indeed? More funding than, for example, the heavy industries which are generating lots of CO2?

      There's a lot of political *talk* about fighting global warming, and a lot of righteous head-nodding which could easily be mistaken for genuine will to act. Column-inches are cheap. Rebadging ad campaigns to add stylised flowers and 'eco-friendly' logos, also cheap.

      I'll believe there's a huge 'global warming alarmism industry' when it actually *does* something that the *real* power brokers don't like.

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    80. Re:Huh? by jav1231 · · Score: 1

      Indeed? More funding than, for example, the heavy industries which are generating lots of CO2?

      Actually more. Convince a company to go green you get a green company. Convince a government that GCC is a human-induced phenomenon and that companies are the chief culprits, couple that with a huge media machine generating some hysteria and you get a perfect storm for compulsory adherence to something that scientists themselves are still debating. Oh, and also throw in some "every body knows" arguments and some "no credible scientist will debate" arguments and the truth gets sacrificed on the alter of politics. I don't know if man is the cause or if it's cyclical. Unfortunately, no one really cares at this point. Like most things political, we line up on our side of the chess board and await our move while spewing vitriol at the other side.

    81. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lies!

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mims-Pianka_controversy

  3. Was this written on a solar telegraph? by Gizzmonic · · Score: 1

    " A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Public-" SUNSTOP

    or maybe it's supposed to mean that he made a new device called "Public."

    I'm confused!

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  4. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by timmarhy · · Score: 2, Insightful
    they can't even get the title right ffs.

    and as for the idea itself, omfg what could go wrong? luckily such crack pot schemes don't get off the ground.

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  5. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Sefert · · Score: 4, Insightful

    That really does take the cake for a poorly written title. Seriously - how long does it take to write a dozen thoughtful words, then check it??

  6. Let global warming do it by hargrand · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If it's getting warmer, wouldn't this happen all by itself?

    1. Re:Let global warming do it by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      Apparently, no. Warmer weather must no longer cause increased evaporation. Also, it's wonderful that this guy patented a way to suck up half an inch of water times the surface area of the Earth and shoot it into the sky without using any energy.

    2. Re:Let global warming do it by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      If it's getting warmer, wouldn't this happen all by itself?

      Uh, no, evaporation beyond that resulting from existing environmental conditions would not happen all by itself, regardless of what the existing environmental conditions are. The evaporation that would happen by itself is the evaporation that happens without any special intervention, all by itself. See how that works?

    3. Re:Let global warming do it by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      Yes, to an extent. It's called a negative feedback loop. It maintains the environment near a particular balance despite our behavior.

      There's also something called a "tipping point." Once we push the environment a certain distance away from the balance point, the feedback loop will become self-reinforcing and will proceed towards a new balance point. In fact, it will resist moving away from the new balance point even it we stop doing the things that pushed us away from the original balance point in the first place.

      This is a bad thing. The current balance point treats mammals pretty well. The new balance point may be too cold or too hot for our food crops. Or the partial pressure of oxygen may be too low to breath. The natural, balanced state of the air itself could become poisonous.

      Wherever the tipping point is, and no one is quite sure, we really really don't want to reach it.

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  7. energy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And where is all the energy for misting this water into the air coming from?

    1. Re:energy by JCSoRocks · · Score: 1

      Coal plants of course! Don't worry, it's green coal!

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    2. Re:energy by genner · · Score: 1, Funny

      Coal plants of course! Don't worry, it's green coal!

      I thought coal was black.

    3. Re:energy by node+3 · · Score: 1

      From high school calculus.

    4. Re:energy by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      I thought coal was black.

      Dirty coal is black.

      Clean coal is green. (It's also mined magical pixies from mines located at the opposite ends of rainbows from those occupied by leprachauns and their pots of gold.)

    5. Re:energy by genner · · Score: 1

      Clean coal is green. (It's also mined magical pixies from mines located at the opposite ends of rainbows from those occupied by leprachauns and their pots of gold.)

      Oh...then I'm against it. Too many jobs are being outsourced to magical foreign lands. It's killing our economy.

    6. Re:energy by SnarfQuest · · Score: 1

      Corn ethenol of course. You only end up using an additional 4 gallons of corn ethenol (for production) for each gallon you burn, so this should improve the greenhouse gasses problem really good now.

      Next, they're going to start forest fires to combat air pollution. That's just like using thousands of those pine scented trees hanging from the mirror in your car? That should really fix things good.

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  8. Concerns: by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1) Where does the energy come from to spray this water?

    2) Clouds are fickle where temperature is concerned. Depending on the type of cloud, they can either raise or lower the temperature. (The article, I see, also notes this.) This is one of the trickiest points of climate modeling, if memory serves.

    3) Water vapor is also a particularly powerful greenhouse gas. Pumping a lot more of it into the air could exacerbate the problem rather than fix it. (Also noted in the article, but not actually discussed.)

    1. Re:Concerns: by RadioheadKid · · Score: 1

      1) Where does the energy come from to spray this water?

      Duh...coal!

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    2. Re:Concerns: by dunkelfalke · · Score: 4, Interesting

      you forget 4)
      all projects for cooling the earth by redirecting the sun radiation have the same fault: they are bad for the plants and the plants are best co2 utilisers.

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    3. Re:Concerns: by h3llfish · · Score: 1

      Well I can answer number one for you. A million college students will (for credit) power the process with a sort of exercise bike. The college students will be powered by burritos. The problem with this is that the methane introduced into the atmosphere by eating all of those students digesting all of those burritos will utterly destroy life on Earth within days.

      Ok, I'm being flip, but I'm trying to illustrate your insightful point - in order to actually do what is suggested, a lot of fuel must be burned. And burning fuel of various types is what got us here in the first place.

      Honestly, I'm not smart enough to say whether this idea is total nonsense or not, but even a simple caveman like me suspects that we'd need some kind of "too cheap to meter" free energy machine to pull this off. And if we can do that, global warming wouldn't be much of an issue, because we'd all just bail on this issue-ridden planet in the freakin' STARSHIP ENTERPRISE... pew pew pew!!!!

    4. Re:Concerns: by revoldub · · Score: 1

      I live in Maryland, and for the past couple weeks it's been raining off and on pretty much every day. A very cold 25-35 degree misting type of rain.
      Perhaps they've already started testing?

    5. Re:Concerns: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He also forgot 5) Profit!!

    6. Re:Concerns: by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      Good point, although to be fair, this idea seems to be a mix of redirection and actual cooling. The latter wouldn't have the negative effect on plants that the former would.

    7. Re:Concerns: by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Add to this: when water evaporates, it leaves behind salt. What do you do with it? Collect it? Dump it into the ground?

      I'd also like to mention: what kind of asshole patents a method that, in his eyes, could save the world from some pretty bleak times? Whatcouldpossiblygowrong is one appropriate tag, but the other is also asshole.

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    8. Re:Concerns: by Mike+Zilva · · Score: 1

      What if you put thin aluminium foil all over the floor, around plants?

    9. Re:Concerns: by Albinoman · · Score: 1

      Sell it? It's not like we don't use salts in many things, especially ourselves.

      His figure of a half inch everywhere comes out to about 171,000 gallons of water. That doesn't seem all that impossible. How much salt is in that relatively small amount of water?

    10. Re:Concerns: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The additional rain would help plants a lot more than the clouds would hinder it. You think the Sahara is great for plants because there's tons of sun? You think nothing grows in Seattle because it's always cloudy?

    11. Re:Concerns: by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      Depends how it's done. It sounds like they're planning on just spraying it in the air, and have the surrounding temperature evaporate the water. This means that water will evaporate from everywhere, which makes the salt residue about as recoverable as the one from regular irrigation: not at all. Finally, I think you're a little off in your calculation: The surface of a sphere is 4PiR^2, with R=6378 (approximately). For a 1cm height everywhere, this amounts to about 5000 cubic kilometers of water. That's a bit more than 171000 gallons of water.

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    12. Re:Concerns: by ignavus · · Score: 1

      1) Where does the energy come from to spray this water?

      Children having water fights.

      But first we need LOTS of water pistols...

      But back to the children. That is clearly a renewable source of energy. Whenever we run low on child power we ... (um, do I really have to explain how we produce more children?)

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    13. Re:Concerns: by The_Noid · · Score: 1

      Plants would only help reduce CO2 levels in the air if we where to harvest them and bury them deep underground.

      Besides that, most plants have no problems with cloudy days, as there is still coming more light through the clouds then the plant can actually use. If there is a little less light on average, plants will simply react by making more chlorophyll.

    14. Re:Concerns: by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      no, but the plants use much less co2 if they don't get sufficient light.

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    15. Re:Concerns: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my question exactly, all current "efficient" energy production methods that is capable meeting the demand of this "invention" invariably increase greenhouse gases, or create other form of waste that we'll have to deal with down the road.

      and on second thought, where's the water going to come from? you can't use sea water, and we're already running into water shortage in many places on the planet. Any method of desalination will probably have some carbon output as well.

    16. Re:Concerns: by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      all current "efficient" energy production methods that is capable meeting the demand of this "invention" invariably increase greenhouse gases

      The relevant question is not, does this scheme emit CO2? The relevant question is, does this scheme reduce temperatures more than the CO2 it emits raises them?

      where's the water going to come from?

      They propose to use sea water.

    17. Re:Concerns: by 32771 · · Score: 1

      How about 1000-9000 years old trees? What, you don't trust them? I guess you just don't trust people to let them grow. Why do you trust people to let plants grow and bury them underground?

      Actually plants are an interesting and complex factor to the global climate.

      Also if there is more water in the atmosphere there would be less pressure on the plants to close their stomata and they could take in more carbon dioxide.

      More available water could enable plant growth in places where we now have higher albedo sand. This would reduce albedo and increase local temperatures. Whether this would compensate any cooling I don't know, at least it could make things more complicated (it could also encourage more rain downwind).

      Finally I wonder how long the water will stay in the atmosphere. The only long term benefit might well come from plant growth being encouraged by making a big splash.

      Books have been written about this topic, just read about climate vegetation interaction.

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  9. Doing your part by _Sprocket_ · · Score: 5, Funny

    "No sir, I do not believe you are 'doing your part to prevent global warming.' Now please stop spitting. No, I don't believe the other patrons need to be cooled."

    1. Re:Doing your part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Llama.

  10. First post? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And how would you spray the water? Where would the energy come from? And what about the resulting carbon emissions from the energy used to spray the water?

    1. Re:First post? by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      Hydrogen bombs.

    2. Re:First post? by CrazedWalrus · · Score: 1

      Nuke the Pacific! Sounds like a plan! We'll get right on that. We'll even use clean uranium.

    3. Re:First post? by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      Nuclear weapons. Is there anything they can't do?

    4. Re:First post? by gravisan · · Score: 1

      This could actually work rather well and would require far less infrastructure to do it.

    5. Re:First post? by Keen+Anthony · · Score: 1

      Nuke the site from orbit! It' the only way to be sure.

  11. So looks like he has a patent for.... by devotedlhasa · · Score: 2, Funny

    clouds

  12. Less is more by plasmidmap · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, let's fix the planet by changing the environment in more weird ways. That ought to work.

    1. Re:Less is more by Burnhard · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Parent should be modded up. The warmists are in favour of the precautionary principle. All of these hair-brained (actually, idiotic) schemes like Carbon Capture are bound to fall foul of the law of unintended consequences. The fact is we don't know enough to come up with a scheme to stop "it", whatever "it" actually is (assuming "it" exists at all).

    2. Re:Less is more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All of the bitching on here is just sad.

      Why don't we do something really dramatic and revolutionary - like reduce the amount of obvious and observed "greenhouse" gasses already being emitted?

      Oh yeah, that would be too easy - it would just involve honest politics.

    3. Re:Less is more by Burnhard · · Score: 1
      Well ok, I agree with you in a way - but only because I don't like us sending Russia and the Middle East $1,000,000,000,000 per annum to pay for natural gas and oil! But that's the only reason. On the other hand, I happen to think that the integrity of the Scientific process is probably worth at least that much and it's being battered at the moment from all sides. Given the following (an hypothesis of course):

      Addressing scientists on Dec 17 at a meeting of the American Geophysical Union, Vavrus and colleagues John Kutzbach and Gwenaëlle Philippon provided detailed evidence in support of a controversial idea first put forward by climatologist William F. Ruddiman of the University of Virginia. That idea, debated for the past several years by climate scientists, holds that the introduction of large-scale rice agriculture in Asia, coupled with extensive deforestation in Europe began to alter world climate by pumping significant amounts of greenhouse gases -- methane from terraced rice paddies and carbon dioxide from burning forests -- into the atmosphere. In turn, a warmer atmosphere heated the oceans making them much less efficient storehouses of carbon dioxide and reinforcing global warming.......Thus, the accumulation of greenhouse gases over the past few thousands of years, the Wisconsin-Virginia team argue, is very likely forestalling the onset of a new glacial cycle, such as have occurred at regular 100,000-year intervals during the last million years.

      http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/12/081217190433.htm

      , you may see that in fact mankind does influence the climate, perhaps in ways incidentally beneficial to the species. The fact is that nobody is doing research into the positive effects of Global Warming, because a lot of Scientists are engaged at the moment in the process of policy based evidence making . It's a good way to secure grants from Government for your institution and thereby increase your chances of getting tenure (excuse my cynicism) or indeed today, of winning yourself a nobel prize!

      http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article5367941.ece

    4. Re:Less is more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An excellent way to limit overpopulation and enhance the survivability of the human race in general: perturbation analysis by interfering earth systems in random ways. It's pure science!

    5. Re:Less is more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Personally, I like how Nathan Lewis at Caltech describes these ideas.

      Lets take a complicated device we don't understand (the earth's climate in this case) make it vital for our survival, and turn a knob really far to see what happens.

    6. Re:Less is more by lennier · · Score: 1

      "All of these hair-brained (actually, idiotic) schemes like Carbon Capture are bound to fall foul of the law of unintended consequences."

      I tend to agree, though you'd probably class me as a 'warmist'. Carbon sequestration particularly bugs me: a hugely inefficient, inelegant mad-science fever-dream that doesn't even look good on *paper*.

      "whatever "it" actually is (assuming "it" exists at all)."

      Ice shelves are melting. The Northwest Passage is open. That's not disputable. *Something* is driving rapid warming right now, and that means rapid climate change, and rapid change means trauma.

      The question now is do we want to just shrug and say 'it's not proven to be human-caused' and suck it up and suffer guaranteed massive trauma to our civilisation, or do we want to consider modifying our behaviour on the chance it might avert the worst of a catastrophe.

      No chance if we don't change versus some chance if we do. Seems like good gambling logic to me.

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    7. Re:Less is more by Burnhard · · Score: 1

      Ice shelves are melting. The Northwest Passage is open. That's not disputable. *Something* is driving rapid warming right now, and that means rapid climate change, and rapid change means trauma.

      The ice-sheets are growing at the moment, although the "adjusters" do have a nasty habit of making it disapear.

      http://wattsupwiththat.com/2008/12/13/something-is-rotten-in-norway-500000-sq-km-of-sea-ice-disappears-overnight

      The Northwest passage has been open before (first navigated by Roald Amundsen in 1903-1906), so that's not really "evidence" of man-made climate change. Although of course, as I've posted already, there is evidence that man does influence climate, but perhaps not in ways you might associate with anything catastrophic for the species:

      http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/12/081217190433.htm

      I don't know about you, but I think this whole theory of CO2 based Global Warming is looking a little threadbare right now.

    8. Re:Less is more by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      The ice-sheets are growing at the moment

      It's called "winter". You may have heard of it. By the way, your link has nothing to do with ice sheets.

      I don't know about you, but I think this whole theory of CO2 based Global Warming is looking a little threadbare right now.

      You didn't cite any references which contradict the theory of CO2-based global warming, and you gave one link which supports it. It seems like you're starting with the conclusion you want to reach.

      P.S. If you're so worried about forestalling the next ice age, you should be arguing that we save our excess fossil carbon for later when we really need it for climate control, instead of using it all up now when we don't.

    9. Re:Less is more by Burnhard · · Score: 1

      It's called "winter". You may have heard of it.

      Yes, I have. It's up 20%.

      http://nsidc.org/data/seaice_index/images/daily_images/S_timeseries.png

      You didn't cite any references which contradict the theory of CO2-based global warming

      There's no need. All I need do is show a graph of the global temperature anomaly.

      http://www.nationalpost.com/893554.bin

      P.S. If you're so worried about forestalling the next ice age, you should be arguing that we save our excess fossil carbon for later when we really need it for climate control, instead of using it all up now when we don't.

      The argument is that man changes the Climate and has done since he started deforestation and agriculture. It's hard to argue with this as it's obvious. What's also obvious (and should be obvious to any intelligent person), is that when you are "against" warming or cooling, you're against it given the value you associate with the status-quo. That is, you assign a value judgement to current climate as your starting point for "best". It's clear that no run-away warming can take place, given the paleoclimate record:

      http://www.clearlight.com/~mhieb/WVFossils/PageMill_Images/image277.gif

      , you can see that CO2 has been far, far higher in history than today, as have global temperatures. If these very simple facts aren't enough to convince you to at least question the hypothesis, then I'd say you are the one looking for evidence to support your position, not I.

    10. Re:Less is more by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Yes, I have. It's up 20%.

      Seasonal variability in ice cover does not somehow disprove global warming. You make the same mistake below with regard to the global temperature record.

      There's no need. All I need do is show a graph of the global temperature anomaly.

      The global temperature anomaly does not contradict the theory of CO2-based global warming. In fact, it is the primary set of evidence which supports it.

      The argument is that man changes the Climate and has done since he started deforestation and agriculture.

      Due to man's greenhouse gas emissions, as you will note. The same emissions which are now far greater than previously in the Holocene, as you may also note. Which neatly contradicts your claim that CO2-based warming is not supported by the evidence.

      It's always amusing when skeptics contradict themselves in their rush to dig up anything they think contradicts mainstream science.

      It's hard to argue with this as it's obvious.

      It is not obvious, and in fact is strongly contested, even among those who believe that human greenhouse emissions are currently influencing the climate. It is far from clear how human CO2 and methane emissions from land use change and agriculture were large enough to stabilize the Holocene climate. If they were, this may indicate an even stronger greenhouse effect than is currently believed.

      What's also obvious (and should be obvious to any intelligent person), is that when you are "against" warming or cooling, you're against it given the value you associate with the status-quo.

      That's the point: a climate which changes too far or too quickly from the climate which societies are adapted to, in either direction (warming or cooling), will tend to incur economic damages.

      It's clear that no run-away warming can take place, given the paleoclimate record:

      No one has claimed that "run-away warming" (that is, warming which increases without bound) is going to take place. The claim is that some warming will take place. That claim is SUPPORTED by paleoclimate evidence; the same Phanerozoic record you cite implies a climate sensitivity similar to modern estimates. See, e.g., Royer et al. in Nature last year.

      you can see that CO2 has been far, far higher in history than today, as have global temperature

      Once again, that does not contradict the theory of CO2-induced greenhouse warming. The paleo data support that hypothesis.

    11. Re:Less is more by Burnhard · · Score: 1

      Seasonal variability in ice cover does not somehow disprove global warming. You make the same mistake below with regard to the global temperature record.

      That graph shows long term trends. Look at the key. Furthermore, what exactly is required to disprove this theory? Growing ice? Reducing temperature? CO2 lagging temperature in the geological record? Anything at all?

      The global temperature anomaly does not contradict the theory of CO2-based global warming. In fact, it is the primary set of evidence which supports it.

      I don't think it does. Unless of course you attribute previous temperature rises to CO2, which you absolutely cannot. If you've read the Wegman report, or follow Steve McIntyre's blog (two people better versed in the mathematics of statistical analysis than any Climate Scientist), you will see that they do not concur either.

      No one has claimed that "run-away warming" (that is, warming which increases without bound) is going to take place. The claim is that some warming will take place. That claim is SUPPORTED by paleoclimate evidence; the same Phanerozoic record you cite implies a climate sensitivity similar to modern estimates. See, e.g., Royer et al. in Nature last year.

      Yes they have. James Hasen and Al Gore to name just two. That is what this theory is all about and why they consider it dangerous to Humanity (they usually wheel out Venus as an example!). The actual forcing for Co2 in the atmosphere is logarithmic and cannot be greater than 1 - 1.5 degrees. The theory is entirely based on the possibility of secondary effects.

      Once again, that does not contradict the theory of CO2-induced greenhouse warming. The paleo data support that hypothesis.

      Again, the paleo data supports CO2 lagging temperature. This cannot be disputed. According to some Climate Scientists, it somehow "flips" over to start driving it. There's no evidence for this whatsoever.

    12. Re:Less is more by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      That graph shows long term trends. Look at the key.

      You are deeply confused. The long-term trend in ice extent is strongly negative. A year with above-average winter ice extent does not disprove this trend.

      Furthermore, what exactly is required to disprove this theory? Growing ice?

      Not directly. Ice can grow in a warming world; it depends on the temperature-precipitation balance, winds, etc. This is particularly true of central contintental locations. However, a long term reversal in, say, sea ice melt would contradict warming polar temperatures. Of course, cooling polar temperatures would contradict warming polar temperatures: you don't need ice melt to measure that.

      Reducing temperature?

      A long term reduction in temperature (say, 20-30 years), in the presence of increasing CO2 and in the absence of other cooling factors like increased volcanic activity, would contradict the theory.

      CO2 lagging temperature in the geological record?

      No.

      I don't think it does. Unless of course you attribute previous temperature rises to CO2, which you absolutely cannot.

      The instrumental record of temperature rise through the 20th century absolutely can be attributed largely to CO2.

      If you've read the Wegman report, or follow Steve McIntyre's blog

      I do both.

      (two people better versed in the mathematics of statistical analysis than any Climate Scientist),

      You're hilarious.

      you will see that they do not concur either.

      You're still confused. They don't like the hockey stick. That doesn't mean that they disagree that CO2 causes warming. The Wegman Report didn't address that, and I remember Steve McIntyre noted on one of his comment threads last year that he finds the CO2-warming link plausible. (He has also said that if he was a policymaker, he would follow the conclusions of the IPCC report.)

      Yes they have. James Hasen and Al Gore to name just two.

      Well, I stand corrected on Hansen: I just read his AGU presentation from last week, where he does discuss this. As for Gore, I've never seen him make that argument. He has used Venus to illustrate the greenhouse effect, but I've never seen him claim that Earth is going to turn into Venus.

      That is what this theory is all about and why they consider it dangerous to Humanity (they usually wheel out Venus as an example!).

      No, that is not what this theory is all about. Virtually nobody in the literature talks about runaway greenhouse effects. The IPCC report doesn't claim this is going to happen. The usual economic policy responses are not based on the runaway greenhouse effect.

      The actual forcing for Co2 in the atmosphere is logarithmic

      This is true.

      and cannot be greater than 1 - 1.5 degrees.

      This is false. It's about 1 degree, unamplified, for 2xCO2, but larger for larger CO2 increases. "Logarithmic" doesn't mean "asymptotically constant".

      The theory is entirely based on the possibility of secondary effects.

      No, not entirely: there is the unamplified greenhouse effect which, contrary to your claim, does not saturate at 1-1.5 C. But you're right that feedbacks are a large part of the total effect. This is true for ANY source of warming, however, not just CO2. Those feedbacks are necessary to explain past natural changes as well as modern anthropogenic change.

      I wonder if you are still confusing positive feedback with a runaway greenhouse.

      Again, the paleo data supports CO2 lagging temperature.

      In the case of the Pleistocene glacial-interglacial cycle, yes — there is no lag which is evident throughout paleo-history. But this d

  13. No wonder he was little known by internerdj · · Score: 1

    if he wasn't public till now...

  14. In other news by Lije+Baley · · Score: 5, Funny

    Obama has appointed him as Secretary of the Absurd.

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  15. Awesome! by xpuppykickerx · · Score: 1

    They are going to turn Earth into a giant mist tent! Goodbye summer heat and sorrows.

  16. How does that work by jonbryce · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Water vapour is generally considered to be a greenhouse gas, ie it makes the planet warmer than it would otherwise be.

    It isn't as much of a problem as CO2 or methane only because it doesn't stay in the atmosphere for long.

    1. Re:How does that work by Gat0r30y · · Score: 1
      FTFA:

      "It does seem like evaporating water outside the tropics would be more effective," Caldeira said. Some complications related to releasing huge amounts of water into the air are not well understood, however. Among the side-effects: It absorbs latent heat near the earth's surface and transports it to higher altitudes, for a cooling effect. When it condenses at higher altitudes, it releases the latent heat, which then can radiate into space, producing more cooling. It's a greenhouse gas, trapping heat and causing warming. It can form low clouds that reflect solar energy, a cooling effect. It can form more high clouds, which block some sunlight but mostly prevent the release of infrared radiation from below, another warming effect.

      yup. It really isn't just that simple, even in this cursory analysis. So, it could backfire horribly, and isn't a terribly well conceived idea in the first place. Perhaps instead of harebrained schemes to combat this problem, we could just quit abusing the planet?

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    2. Re:How does that work by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      Actually, while water has a relatively short residency in the atmosphere (so does methane, incidentally... it just turns into CO2 in about a decade), there's also a whole lot of it and more constantly being added. As a result, water vapor does most of the work raising Earth's mean surface temperature from (as I recall) about 255 K to 288 K, a critical 35 K shift.

  17. SNOW! by arizwebfoot · · Score: 4, Funny

    As I dig out from several feet of snow, I'm not entirely sure I want the earth cooler.

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    1. Re:SNOW! by himitsu · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not to be a jerk but from what I understand global warming will cause weather effects to become more pronounced i.e. heavier snowfall, bigger floods, warmer summers and cooler winters...

    2. Re:SNOW! by Rockoon · · Score: 0, Troll

      If the icecaps shrink its caused by melting due to global warming. If the icecaps grow its caused by increased precipitation due to global warming. If its warmer in the winter its the increased heat due to global warming. If its colder in the winer its the increased climate variation due to global warming. If there are more hurricanes its due to warmer waters due to global warming. If there are less hurricanes its due to increased windsheer in the atmosphere due to global warming.

      Translation: Everything you can measure we can pin on global warming, so we need to heavily regulate all industries, before its too late!

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    3. Re:SNOW! by lgw · · Score: 1

      It more like any normal change in weather patterns will be called "global warming". It's all about "climate change" now. Give it a few year and it will be "ice age" again, as when I was a kid.

      Here's a great graph of the Vostok ice core data (you can also get the raw data yourself and toss it into Excel if you're skeptical).

      You can clearly see that dramatic rises in temp (and CO2 levels) are normal events with a period of just over 100k years (and how remarkable recent CO2 levels are). You can also see that the relative stability of the climate over the past 10000 years is *not* normal. We're in an age age, and "normal" temperatures (a long term average) are much colder.

      I think "wait, don't we *want* it to be warmer?" is a completely legitimate question. Keeping temps the same just isn't how the Earth works. Given that the historic pattern (past 100M years of the current ice age) would have glaciers covering Canada and most of Europe, maybe warming isn't so bad?

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    4. Re:SNOW! by Straif · · Score: 4, Funny

      It also has the strange affect of causing the earths average temperature to drop over the last decade instead of rise.

      Dam that global warming, it's a tricky bastard.

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    5. Re:SNOW! by Atario · · Score: 1

      Can't you deniers come up with anything new?

      http://www.skepticalscience.com/global-warming-stopped-in-1998.htm

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    6. Re:SNOW! by dodobh · · Score: 1

      Global warming is essentially the addition of more energy to the atmosphere and hydrosphere.

      The addition of more energy results in higher amplitudes rather than an increase in the base temperature (which happens much more slowly). Hence, you will see more extreme weather patterns, like hotter summers and colder winters. The cold period will be shorter, leading to an increase in the average temperature which we calculate.

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    7. Re:SNOW! by Straif · · Score: 1

      And your own link has links to other analysis of the various figures indicating no change.

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  18. Did the simulation include ... by damn_registrars · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... the energy expenditure of putting the water into the air?

    Unless he has a carbon-neutral method of doing that, too...

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    1. Re:Did the simulation include ... by ArcherB · · Score: 4, Funny

      ... the energy expenditure of putting the water into the air?

      Unless he has a carbon-neutral method of doing that, too...

      Duh! Hydro power!

      With all the water he's spraying, there is bound to be some run-off. Dam those newly formed streams and rivers up and use the hydro power to power the pumps that will pump the water.

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    2. Re:Did the simulation include ... by wcbinc · · Score: 1

      That's a very good point. It could involve putting water misters on the river dams so that the carbon footprint doesn't change.

  19. Hmmmmm.... by Valcrus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ok but what about side effects. How will it effect rain fall if we are adding to the current evaporation. Also it seems like this would or could possibly change the ecosystem of the areas it is done in. And finally who would foot the bill and what would be an approx. cost on it. The story paints a nice pic but there isn't enough info to tell if this is even realistic other than the "practical, nontoxic, affordable, rapidly achievable" comment there isn't much info on what his comparisons are.

    1. Re:Hmmmmm.... by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      You're right. Caldeira is working on writing this idea up for journal publication. He has published studies in the past which critique the side effects of other geoengineering schemes, so I imagine the final paper will address those issues at least to some extent.

    2. Re:Hmmmmm.... by Valcrus · · Score: 1

      Cool. It sounds like a good idea but it would be neat to read some more about it.

  20. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 3, Funny

    I know, it's just as silly as dropping a big ice cube into the ocean.

  21. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by RealErmine · · Score: 5, Funny

    The OP is a brilliant literary artist.

    Kenneth Caldeira, a climate scientist for the Carnegie Institution's Department of Global Ecology at Stanford University whose computer simulation of Ace's invention suggests it would significantly cool the planet.

    I kept waiting for the second half of that sentence, but then *BAM* period. End of sentence. I was all like, "WOAH! This guy's messing with my brain by defying the convention of the written word!"

    If you don't understand the OP, then you don't appreciate avant-garde literature.

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  22. He could patent troll the Bellagio by istartedi · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was there a few weeks ago. When the waters are in operation, the air gets noticeably cooler. This only works because Vegas has very dry air. He would get pretty much zero evaporative cooling in Washington DC during the summer.

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  23. Great! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now I can get rid of my humidor and let my cigars sit out!!!

  24. Someone has to: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not the heat... it's the humidity!

  25. Better than Russia's idea by DontPanic6x9 · · Score: 1

    anyone remember when this came out last year? http://en.rian.ru/russia/20070530/66362712.html

  26. And when it's disrupted by war or economics or ... by chiangovitch · · Score: 1

    The problem with mitigation techniques that rely upon some ongoing activity is that when it is disrupted for any reason, the accumulated upward pressure on temperature is still there which could have sudden, catastrophic effects. (Regardless of whether I'm conviced of the anthropogenic causes of climate change.)

  27. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by FooAtWFU · · Score: 3, Funny

    Right! We just rely on voluntary emissions reductions from the people of the world to counter global warming! Not an impractical crackpot scheme at all!

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  28. If you wanted to know where "too far" was... by erroneus · · Score: 5, Funny

    Someone has gone and done it. They have PATENTED vaporware! Now every company that promises to deliver software and never does will be sued by this clown!

    1. Re:If you wanted to know where "too far" was... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol

  29. Nice headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Before you go bashing the headline here, I just wanted to point out that it was probably submitted by the author of the story:
    Scientist proposes 'colossal refrigeration system' to stave of global-warming

    I think, that if you can't communicate, the least you could do is SHUT UP. //apologies to Tom Lehrer.

  30. Oh how I miss the good old days by Gat0r30y · · Score: 2, Insightful

    When a loner who suggests altering the weather in a massive unpredictable manner would be a mad scientist from a crappy b-flick.

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    1. Re:Oh how I miss the good old days by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seriously, people are so fucking gullible.

      http://www.garagetv.be/video-galerij/blancostemrecht/The_Great_Global_Warming_Swindle_Documentary_Film.aspx

      Al Gore also invented the internet...

    2. Re:Oh how I miss the good old days by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Seriously, people are so fucking gullible.

      ... he says, while citing "The Great Global Warming Swindle" as evidence, presumably with a straight face.

      Oh, the irony.

  31. Books by = none by Rinisari · · Score: 1

    I couldn't find any books by either this Ron Ace (the inventor of this "idea") or Kenneth Caldeira. However I did find some books in which Caldeira is quoted.

    1. Re:Books by = none by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      I don't know if Ken Caldeira has written any books, but he's a famous and highly cited researcher. He specializes in the carbon cycle, climate policy, and recently climate geoengineering.

  32. Cloud seeding ocean going ships by Gruff1002 · · Score: 0

    Sounds mysteriously like a proposal by someone else see here:
    http://physicsworld.com/cws/article/news/35693

  33. An interesting biblical connection by DontLickJesus · · Score: 1

    Some biblical scholars believe that the Earth was once surrounded by a water canopy. This later came down during the great flood. One could think of this as basically a super-humid environment, with the majority lying on the outskirts of our atmosphere. That science would find returning the atmosphere to that state beneficial is no surprise.

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    1. Re:An interesting biblical connection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (Score:-1,Religion)

    2. Re:An interesting biblical connection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some biblical scholars believe that the Earth was once surrounded by a water canopy.

      And they base this on... nothing. No where in the text is there anything that hints at what you're describing. It's pure speculation, based on a need to try and sciencify intelligent design.

    3. Re:An interesting biblical connection by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      a need to try and sciencify intelligent design

      Please try and sciencify some intelligent communication

  34. Change Earths albedo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have huge sheets on rollers that show a white side during the day and are rolled over to show the black side at night. Cover large areas of deserts with these. It would cool the desert and the air that blows over them.

    1. Re:Change Earths albedo by amRadioHed · · Score: 0

      If you're going to put in the effort, it would make more sense to collect the light and turn it into clean energy instead of bouncing it off into space.

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    2. Re:Change Earths albedo by bluesatin · · Score: 1

      *Cough* You mean like keeping the heat here on Earth, which is exactly what is happening now. That'd cool the Earth right d, oh wait!

    3. Re:Change Earths albedo by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Don't be obtuse. It's called solar power and it's a good thing. If we don't use that energy from the sun we'll need to get it some other way usually involving the release of unwanted chemicals into the atmosphere.

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    4. Re:Change Earths albedo by bluesatin · · Score: 1

      I'm not obtuse, I'm acute you insensitive clod!

      And yes, I didn't think about it that way, you make a good point as to why my comment was a tiny wee bit ignorant.

    5. Re:Change Earths albedo by amRadioHed · · Score: 1

      Acute, obtuse. Either way it's just not right ;-)

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  35. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by internerdj · · Score: 1

    What like the plan to cover the ocean with little reflective particles that seems to be almost as popular as the giant space mirror?

  36. Bad Idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I see a few problems with this:

    1. where does the energy come from to spray gigatons of water in the air
    2. any cooling from vaporization of water would be local since the heat absorbed through vaporization would be released as it condenses.
    3. water vapor that does not condense immediately acts as a greenhouse gas
    4. the increased relative humidity across the entire planet would likely cause more extreme weather

    This kind of idea is why the sensationalism of global climate change is evil.

  37. I wonder by SnarfQuest · · Score: 5, Funny

    I wonder if this idea will ever

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    1. Re:I wonder by travdaddy · · Score: 1

      I guess we'll find out in the next

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    2. Re:I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wonder if this idea will ever

      you forgot the period

    3. Re:I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      work? ... Oh wait a sec, I get it :)

    4. Re:I wonder by jmerlin · · Score: 0

      Are you seriously telling me this guy is trying to patent clouds? Really? What next? Rainbows? Sentence fragments?

    5. Re:I wonder by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Oh shut

    6. Re:I wonder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You think that's bad?

      I accidentally some water vapor.

  38. ..ACCIDENTLY THE WHOLE THING by jpedlow · · Score: 5, Funny

    "A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Public" .....And then he ACCIDENTALLY THE WHOLE THING

  39. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny

    I made in public once.

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  40. Kenneth Caldeira. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Kenneth Caldeira, a climate scientist for the Carnegie Institution's Department of Global Ecology at Stanford University whose computer simulation of Ace's invention suggests it would significantly cool the planet.

    What? Where is the verb and the rest of that sentence? The above reads as "Kenneth Caldeira."

    We have another winner - the most descriptive Slashdot sentence EVAR!

  41. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by lgw · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Even more fun, wator vapor provides the vast majority of the greenhouse effect (95%?). CO2 is more like 2% of the greenhouse effect. Somehow, combatting CO2 emissions by adding water vapor emissions doesn't quite seem like the right answer.

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  42. This has been proposed before by greg_barton · · Score: 1

    And we all know how that worked out...

  43. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by StikyPad · · Score: 1

    Give them a break.. so they misspelled pubic. Does that really detract from the ambiguity of the headline?

  44. stop. think. act. by blhack · · Score: 1

    Are we even sure that Global Climate Change is something that we need to stop? If this is all part of a cycle (all signs point to yes), then isn't f*king with it sortof the last thing that we should be doing?

    The earth isn't a computer. We can't just reimage it and try again. There are no backups. If we fuck this up, we have to live with it. Seriously, all of these ideas like poisoning the ocean with C02 or spraying tons of extra water into the air seem to be completely and utterly retarded.

    Are cars and mankind contributing to the change in climate? Yes.
    Has the earth been going through a similar climate change every few thousand years for as long as we can tell? Also yes.

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    1. Re:stop. think. act. by uarch · · Score: 1

      ^ I think this guy should be awarded a patent the for "common sense"

    2. Re:stop. think. act. by ReedYoung · · Score: 0, Troll

      Are we even sure that Global Climate Change is something that we need to stop?

      Yes.

      If this is all part of a cycle (all signs point to yes)

      Liar. Reports of "decreasing" temperature, at the tail end of the hottest decade ever, do not imply that the fluctuations in average temperature during the past decade are merely cyclical, natural variations. They are certainly not. Although annual mean temperatures do naturally oscillate just as surely as daily weather fluctuates noticeably in most locations [not so much around the poles and the most barren deserts, but mostly...], if you check the data on noaa.gov and other sites that compare recent years and decades to the average over the past 150 years, instead of cherry-picking comparisons only against 1998 and others among the top-10 hottest years, you'll see quickly and unarguably that more recent oscillations are about a progressively higher median. That is because of the greenhouse effect and it is proven.

      CO2 insulates by inhibiting infrared radiation. Infrared wavelength photons correspond to the quantity of energy-per-atom responsible for the atomic oscillation known commonly as "heat." Industrial-scale petroleum and coal combustion have dramatically increased the atmospheric concentration of CO2. Q.E.D.: CO2 pollution is directly responsible for global warming ... unless you can explain where the additional heat goes when it is not radiated, because of CO2.

      Are cars and mankind contributing to the change in climate? Yes.

      Great detective work. Wanna cookie?

      Has the earth been going through a similar climate change every few thousand years for as long as we can tell? Also yes.

      Liar-liar-pants on fire! I thought that Exxon-Mobil fired all you shills. Are you working pro bono now or being paid under the table?

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    3. Re:stop. think. act. by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      The earth isn't a computer. We can't just reimage it and try again. There are no backups. If we fuck this up, we have to live with it. Seriously, all of these ideas like poisoning the ocean with C02 or spraying tons of extra water into the air seem to be completely and utterly retarded.

      What? It is so!

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    4. Re:stop. think. act. by blhack · · Score: 1

      Are we even sure that Global Climate Change is something that we need to stop?

      Yes.

      Why?

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    5. Re:stop. think. act. by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Are we even sure that Global Climate Change is something that we need to stop?

      Not completely sure, but pretty sure. The main problem is the rate of change: several degrees per century is a lot to try to adapt to. The goal isn't to stop it flat, but slow it down and reduce the final amount of change.

      If this is all part of a cycle (all signs point to yes),

      All signs point to "no", actually. But go ahead: Please tell me which natural cycle predicts the warming that was observed in the 20th century. Be sure to explain what the natural source of heat is.

      The earth isn't a computer. We can't just reimage it and try again. There are no backups. If we fuck this up, we have to live with it.

      Maybe that's why we shouldn't emit millions of years worth of fossil-sequestered CO2 into the atmosphere in the span of a century or two.

      Seriously, all of these ideas like poisoning the ocean with C02 or spraying tons of extra water into the air seem to be completely and utterly retarded.

      People want to AVOID "poisoning the ocean with CO2". That's part of the same problem: excess atmospheric CO2 strengthens the greenhouse effect and also dissolves into the ocean and changes its pH balance.

      Has the earth been going through a similar climate change every few thousand years for as long as we can tell? Also yes.

      The Earth has not been going through anything like the change predicted over the next century or two due to human CO2 emissions.

    6. Re:stop. think. act. by scorp1us · · Score: 1

      May the best man win indeed.

      You do know that the CO2 forcing that is "proven" only occurs in closed systems with uniform CO2 distribution?

      You do know that the Earth is not a closed system, and CO2 is not uniform throughout the atmosphere. Read the recent NASA AIRS satellite paper that describes two hemispheres with completely different carbon cycles and distributions.

      Having non-uniform distribution means there are escape routes OUT of the Earth's atmosphere, and remember the Earth isn't a closed sytem because we radiate heat out constantly, but most of the time there are 12 hours a day where we radiate more than we absorb.

      Given that we have multi-decadal weather patterns, and the sun itself (where we get all the damn heat to start with) is on a 11-year pattern, and with the data we have, we cannot yet break our temperature down into what cycle is responsible for what amount of temperature variation.

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    7. Re:stop. think. act. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great!

      Now all you have to do to gain international acclaim, a Nobel award or two, hundreds of millions of dollars, and thousands of women throwing themselves at you (okay, I may kid a bit on that last one...) is prove that what you have just asserted and/or assumed as fact is true.

      Also, please don't post such tripe as "Infrared wavelength photons correspond to the quantity of energy-per-atom responsible for the atomic oscillation known commonly as 'heat'". Such incomplete, grammatically incorrect - in multiple ways, and obviously presumptive statements ruin any form of credibility you may have once had. Assuming you mean what may be assumed in that gem, without any form of math or citation, just strains any form of trust further.

      As I imagine nothing substantive and/or provable will be forthcoming except for deliberately unprovable claims and conspiracy theories, I will not monitor this thread further. In the "one in (assumed number of quarks in existence in this universe)" chance event happens - I hope someone with some sense will carry it forward.

      Colour me surprised if I get no response...

      (Yes, I'm also aware that my grammar is imperfect too. I can at least be understood - I hope.)

    8. Re:stop. think. act. by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      May the best man win indeed.

      You do know that the CO2 forcing that is "proven" only occurs in closed systems with uniform CO2 distribution?

      Atoms don't stop absorbing photons when they're in the atmosphere. Atmospheric convection does alter the radiative transfer, but it doesn't make it vanish.

      Given that we have multi-decadal weather patterns, and the sun itself (where we get all the damn heat to start with) is on a 11-year pattern, and with the data we have, we cannot yet break our temperature down into what cycle is responsible for what amount of temperature variation.

      Yes, we can. We know what the solar output is, and we know how strong the greenhouse effect is. Even if we didn't know the latter, the solar cycle still isn't going to explain the modern warming: it disagrees in timing, rate, and magnitude with the observed change. As for handwaving about "multidecadal weather patterns", we know a lot about where the heat is coming from. It's not the oceans (heat is penetrating into them, not the reverse). It's not the Sun (see above). It's mostly the troposphere, and the accompanying stratospheric cooling is the signature of greenhouse gases.

    9. Re:stop. think. act. by ReedYoung · · Score: 1

      Are we even sure that Global Climate Change is something that we need to stop?

      Yes.

      Why?

      Because Earth is where we live, and the known, proven results of CO2 pollution from coal and petroleum combustion are all bad for humans. So far, those results include more and severer storms and floods and other weather disasters, rapidly rising sea levels, melting glaciers and polar ice, and destruction of ocean habitats due to increased dissolved CO2, and the vast majority of us intend to keep our home habitable. May the horrible job markets of the near future be worst of all for former mortgage-backed securities traders, lenders who encouraged "liar loans", Blackwater mercenaries, and Exxon's global warming deniers.

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    10. Re:stop. think. act. by scorp1us · · Score: 1

      There was no hand waving, I just didn't bother to name them all. For factors that influence surface temperatures, here are some, but I still won't name all of them:

      • Orbital location (to sun)
      • Axial Orientation (to sun)
      • Solar output (from sun)
      • Oceanic circulations - currents
      • Oceanic oscilations - Pacific Multidecadal, El Nino, La Nina, Alantic Multi-decadal.
      • Albedo feed-backs from all prior conditions.

      So there are six right there, not even taking into account atmospheric gasses.

      We are having a record cold year/winter because the PDO has shifted to cool, and solar radiation and activity are at an all-time low. Given the degree of the cold snap, it still shows that those multi-decadal cycles have far more influence on our surface temps than do atmospheric gasses.

      We live on the surface, not in the clouds like the Jetsons.

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    11. Re:stop. think. act. by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Orbital/solar variations are far too weak/slow to explain the modern warming period. Nor is it explicable by surface heating from the oceans, as the oceans indicate that they are gaining heat, not losing it.

      We are having a cold year because of La Nina (ENSO is not the PDO, although the PDO affects ENSO variability). ENSO is a large but transient phenomenon. There is no evidence that multi-decadal ocean or solar cycles have a larger influence on surface temperatures than greenhouse gases, given their abject failure to explain the observed temperature trends.

    12. Re:stop. think. act. by scorp1us · · Score: 1

      Actually this post from JPL contradicts your statement.

      It is NOT La Nina.

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    13. Re:stop. think. act. by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is La Nina. It's true that the PDO is in its cool phase, as the JPL press release notes. It has been for some time now. That's not why 2008 is a cold year, relative to recent years. The reason why 2008 is a cold year relative to recent years is because most of this year was in or recovering from a La Nina. (And no, it's not a "record cold year" either. 2008 has been still quite warm, globally speaking, compared to most years in the 20th century.) The PDO cools the Pacific too, so the La Nina added on top of that. But the PDO doesn't explain why this year was cooler than recent years, because recent years were also in a PDO cool phase. The PDO influences the climatological background state, but the interannual temperatures are modulated by ENSO.

      As I said, the PDO can influence the likelihood/magnitude of a La Nina, but if there's a big temperature difference between one year and the next, it's not fundamentally due to a multidecadal oscillation. Multidecadal oscillations don't have big changes from one year to the next.

  45. Risk failure? by Thadd.Isolas · · Score: 1

    Failure would be awful. The earth naturally grew hotter and we made it more humid.

    1. Re:Risk failure? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Yes, but just think of all the steamed lobster!

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  46. Re:And when it's disrupted by war or economics or by node+3 · · Score: 1

    The "upward pressure" comes from the sun. If we reduce the energy from the sun, the upward pressure is also reduced.

    This isn't like capping a geyser, it's like diverting the underground pressure that drives the geyser.

  47. Re:And when it's disrupted by war or economics or by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

    I don't know why we worry about global warming, we should just go out to Haley's commet once a year, collect a bunch of ice, and drop it into the ocean. Of course, since the warming gets worse every year, the block of ice would also have to increase in size. Thus solving Earth's problems once and for all... 'but what if-' ONCE AND FOR ALL!

  48. futurama did it by putch · · Score: 1

    wasn't this the plan from futurama? it even failed in futurama. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqPjxsAuUxk

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    1. Re:futurama did it by AkaKaryuu · · Score: 1

      We're screwed when we run out of ice. But then again, that isn't scheduled to happen until 3003 or so, so why should we care?

    2. Re:futurama did it by putch · · Score: 1

      then we build mirror to reflect the suns rays. then when THAT fails we ignite a giant robot fart to change the orbit of the planet. the the show gets canceled.

      simple.

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  49. Little Known Maryland Scientist vs Mother Nature by jackspenn · · Score: 1

    I can see the lawyers chomping at the bit, hoping with a big court win, they could be entire to 30% of the planet (but no more as per Maryland law). I mean is he is trying to patent a naturally occurring process, cloud formation is clearly in the public domain.

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  50. One time effect by camperdave · · Score: 1

    That would only give a one time effect. What we really need to do is replant the thousands of square miles of forest that we've cut down. Trees are a big part of the lungs of the planet. They put a lot of moisture back in the air. They suck up CO2 and emit Oxygen as well.

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    1. Re:One time effect by GreedyCapitalist · · Score: 1

      Actually, most tropical forests create more CO2 than they consume by releasing it when the biomass rots.

  51. This project is... by Ummite · · Score: 2, Funny

    This project is simply another... Vaporware!

  52. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by mcgrew · · Score: 0, Redundant

    luckily such crack pot schemes don't get off the ground.

    There, added a couple of links.

  53. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's the thing that kills me about his plan... What energy are we going to use to get all that water in the atmosphere? Solar? Didn't he say that the vapor would reflect sunlight?

  54. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by putch · · Score: 1

    "Just like daddy puts in his drink every morning. And then he gets mad." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqPjxsAuUxk

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  55. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by calzones · · Score: 1

    indeed.

    where's the whatcouldpossiblygowrong tag?

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  56. I have a mist-er already by nategoose · · Score: 1

    So this guy has patented mist-ers in quantity?

    Besides, this only works either temporarily or in discrete locations. If the whole world gets misty it's going to be humid and feel hot and sticky. Also, since there's no way that the water vapor and clouds (back to mist again) would stay uniformly distributed, this will probably make for some very powerful storms.

  57. To my understanding by dariuscardren · · Score: 0

    water vapor would lead to a warmer climate not a cooler one http://www.scienceagogo.com/news/19990904032112data_trunc_sys.shtml

  58. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by spud603 · · Score: 1

    ...ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!

  59. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by cthulu_mt · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think this gem earns a "whatcouldpossiblygoright".

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  60. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by vandon · · Score: 1

    What about all the new tropical storms and hurricanes this will cause?

  61. People with social disorders... by Dareth · · Score: 1

    There is probably a good reason he has avoided the public. You should not pick on people who may have a social disorder like agoraphobia.

    In case you don't want to follow the link and learn something, agoraphobia means a person is scared of large open spaces, much like the space between your ears.

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  62. Is my calendar wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    I could swear it's December 19th but somebody is playing April Fool jokes. Really, the solution to global warming is that the earth will get too hot, humans will either die from the heat, kill each other for the little remaining habitable land, succumb to some terrible pandemic due to compromised immune systems, or starve because we can't grow any more food. In any case gobal warming will be solved because there will not be nearly enough humans left to screw up the world any more. So what's the problem? Nature will take care of things.

    1. Re:Is my calendar wrong? by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      or starve because we can't grow any more food.

      A hotter climate implies longer growing seasons, implying larger crops. It also implies that areas in the far North will become crop lands that aren't today. (Viking dairy farmers in Greenland a thousand years ago is a good example.) A cooler climate implies shorter growing seasons, crop failures and less farmland. (The Little Ice Age is a great example of exactly that.)

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    2. Re:Is my calendar wrong? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      A hotter climate implies longer growing seasons, implying larger crops.

      Not everybody lives in moist temperate climates. Crops depend not just on temperature but precipitation. Some places will get less precipitation. Also, a lot of crops in the tropics are already near their upper temperature limits; hotter temperatures aren't good for them. This is true even outside the tropics, for particular crops. Regional economies have adapted to depend on certain types of crops. If you shift growing zones too fast, it can be hard for economies to adapt to the fact that they can't grow the same crops anymore, e.g. if Kansas gets a Texas climate.

    3. Re:Is my calendar wrong? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A hotter climate implies longer growing seasons, implying larger crops.

      Is that why there's so many crops growing in the Sahara Desert. Yeah, temperature increases can change weather pattern, render an area more arid and make your longer growing season useless without sufficient water.

      It also implies that areas in the far North will become crop lands that aren't today. (Viking dairy farmers in Greenland a thousand years ago is a good example.)

      Sure. If you ignore that, during the last Ice Age, the glaciers scraped most of the good soil off the northern tundra and deposited it in a North American midwest that may soon grow too arid to grow crops. Even if you actually managed to get a crop out of ex-permafrost on the Canadian Shield, if your farm is in Mexico, New Mexico, Colorado, or Texas, that doesn't help you much when your water table dries up and your dirt blows away.

      A cooler climate implies shorter growing seasons, crop failures and less farmland. (The Little Ice Age is a great example of exactly that.)

      The Sahara used to be a fairly fertile plain once. Any climate change implies change in location of prime arable land, immigration pressures, famine. Are you prepared to have 100 million central americans cross the border and not care about a fence or if you shoot them because the alternative is starvation?

      Maybe you think it's OK because the US won't come out of it too badly, but the level of the water table has been steadily dropping across the central US for decades. There's also some people talking about a possible return of the Dust Bowl. While farming methods are better than they used to be in the 30's, a long drought would still be devastating on US agricultural production.

    4. Re:Is my calendar wrong? by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      If you shift growing zones too fast,

      Agreed. But how fast is too fast, and how does that compare to the rate at which the climate is now changing? I don't know; do you?

      Not everybody lives in moist temperate climates.

      I certainly don't! I live slightly north of Los Angeles, in a semi-arid Mediterranean climate. Hotter probably means more brush fires, cooler means more floods. Either way, I'll need to adapt, but that's what life's all about, isn't it?

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    5. Re:Is my calendar wrong? by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      The Sahara used to be a fairly fertile plain once.

      Yes, it was right up until the Bedouins got control of it and turned it into the desert it is today, just as they'd already done to Egypt and Mesopotamia. They may be called "The Sons of the Desert," but in fact, they're its father, and take it with them wherever they go.

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    6. Re:Is my calendar wrong? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Agreed. But how fast is too fast, and how does that compare to the rate at which the climate is now changing? I don't know; do you?

      According to what I recall from the research summarized in the IPCC Working Group 2 report, farmers in temperate regions can adapt if the warming is less than about 3 C over the next century. 3 C is about the middle-of-the-road estimate for business-as-usual emissions scenarios. In equatorial regions they can only adapt to 1-2 C warming over a similar time scale before there are net damages.

      Either way, I'll need to adapt, but that's what life's all about, isn't it?

      Yes, but there is something to be said for prevention as well as adaptation.

  63. Why does everyone hate this idea? by bistromath007 · · Score: 1

    I really don't see what the problem is. We don't even have to worry about the energy needed to make this work, all we have to do is get those aliens from Star Trek IV.

  64. One more thing, by dimethylxanthine · · Score: 1

    Now all they need to do is figure out how to make that much water airborne in case of forest fires. Of course targeting the root of the problem would yield much better results (on all timescales). (Potential flaimbait -100%).

  65. am i the only one by juenger1701 · · Score: 1

    that thinks 1\30th or a degree per year isn't anything to get excited about how the hell do you even track that?

    juenger1701

    1. Re:am i the only one by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      1/30th of a degree per year isn't much until you let it accumulate for a century or two and find that the temperature has gone up by 3-6 degrees. The upper end of that range is the difference between now and an ice age, except in the opposite direction.

  66. AirSpray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Venus anybody?

    1. Re:AirSpray by Stargoat · · Score: 1

      mod parent up

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  67. Thick'n Hot as Venus's Atmosphere by JamJam · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm not that this would work. Look at Venus, while it's atmosphere is not made of water vapor its cloudy atmosphere traps heat rather than reflecting it back into space. Why would water vapor clouds act any different other than that of a greenhouse environment that Venus exhibits?

    1. Re:Thick'n Hot as Venus's Atmosphere by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      It depends on what kind of clouds form. Clouds both trap heat and reflect sunlight. Low-lying clouds tend to trap more heat than they reflect, higher clouds are the opposite. Also, this cooling effect is not just clouds, it's from the heat transfer of the evaporation process.

  68. Hot Air Removal 101 by wdhowellsr · · Score: 1

    The best way to remove the increasingly hotter air around the earth is actually quite simple.

    Execute all of the lawyers and politicians. I've calculated a reduction of 2 degrees within the next year increasing by an order of magnitude per year if we prevent people from becoming lawyers or politicians.

    A related bonus is that they are the ones in control of the debate anyway so it's a win-win situation.

    1. Re:Hot Air Removal 101 by Straif · · Score: 2, Funny

      And as some comedian once pointed out: in the US, at least, if you did succeed in killing all the lawyers you couldn't even be convicted of a crime - there would be a lack of adequate representation in court.

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    2. Re:Hot Air Removal 101 by jgtg32a · · Score: 1

      IIRC and IANAL the adversary system only depends on the two lawyers being equal.
      There wouldn't be adequate representation on both sides so it balances out.

    3. Re:Hot Air Removal 101 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Execute all of the lawyers and politicians. I've calculated a reduction of 2 degrees within the next year increasing by an order of magnitude per year if we prevent people from becoming lawyers or politicians.

      Um, if it rises by an order of magnitude per year:
      year 1 = 2 degrees cooler
      year 2 = 20 degrees cooler
      year 3 = 200 degrees cooler

      At the Equater, this means:
      year 1: Unnoticed.
      year 2: Jacket sales are way up.
      year 3: Unnoticed, since the oceans have frozen over and everyone is dying.

    4. Re:Hot Air Removal 101 by wdhowellsr · · Score: 1

      I apologize and must make this disclosure:

      I'm currently working on underground bunkers that will be self-sustaining regardless of a rise or fall in temparature so I therefore would benefit by the possibility of a 200 degree fall or rise in temparature. I was of course betting on the lack of understanding of orders of magnitude and was hoping to scare up some business.

  69. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Bobby+Mahoney · · Score: 1

    or powering our vehicles with corn.

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  70. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by ianare · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Water has one of the best heat transfers, so by having the water evaporate, you cool the surrounding area. This is what happens when you sweat, for example.
    The other thing is that clouds are highly reflective, so the sunlight would never even reach the ground in the first place.
    So I can see how these two effects would offset the greenhouse effect.

    In any case, doing this would be catastrophic for another reason : what goes up must come down. And where will all this water vapor come down as and where, exactly ? Does southern asia really need more rain ? Does buffalo need more snow ? Can an arid region cope with a high increase in rainfall without causing massive mud slides and other nastiness ? What other unforeseen consequences will putting vast amounts water vapor in the atmosphere have ? These are all questions I hope we never have a definite answer for.

  71. Wait... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

    Wasn't this idea already invented by Shampoo?

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  72. An alternative solution by raguirre · · Score: 4, Funny

    Capture a 150ft (50m) asteroid and throw it into the middle of the Atlantic. That will rise A LOT of water into the atmosphere. Remember, you heard it first from me.

    1. Re:An alternative solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Patent the idea like he did.

    2. Re:An alternative solution by RockWolf · · Score: 1

      He can't - prior art. The dinosaurs would have something to say on this matter...

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  73. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by I7D · · Score: 1
    I made in public. Once.

    fixed

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  74. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    Seriously - how long does it take to write a dozen thoughtful words, then check it??

    Find out in the upcoming /. article "Slashdot Editors Have Checked"

  75. #1 Greenhouse Gas is ... by tonyray · · Score: 1

    H20

  76. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by elrous0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    He's the ee cummings of /. I never really appreciated the oppressive limitations that the English language forces on us until SUNSTOP opened my mind to the possibility of a new way!

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  77. My Idea by BigBlueOx · · Score: 2, Funny

    I, a little know scientist, have invented a method to reverse global warming. Computer simulations suggest that it can reduce global temperatures by 2 - 3 degrees C in only 10 years.

    If everybody would just stand in south China, then the accumulated weight of all those people will change the Earth's axis to point up and down making sunlight never hit the poles making them real real cold.

    And this is my idea, which is mine, and I call it "My Idea".

    I have another idea. I call it "My Second Idea". And it's mine.

  78. This sounds like a bad idea... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We're freezing our asses off here in Chicago and getting dumped on by blizzard after blizzard. Global warming my ass.

    Also, has anyone considered the consequences with trying to fiddle with mother nature? What if we cause an ice age, how are you going to fix that?

    I don't know if we should play juggle with the environment and hope we don't drop the ball.

  79. Only in china or india by hesaigo999ca · · Score: 1

    This would work well in a place like China or India, where 1 billion people could do this, and cause a tidal wave...?

  80. Prior art prior art ... by fractalspace · · Score: 1

    Idea stolen from "Futurama" episode 62 "Crimes of the Hot" !

  81. From TFA by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

    The effect of water vapor is complicated. As TFA notes:

    "Among the side-effects: It absorbs latent heat near the earth's surface and transports it to higher altitudes, for a cooling effect. When it condenses at higher altitudes, it releases the latent heat, which then can radiate into space, producing more cooling. It's a greenhouse gas, trapping heat and causing warming. It can form low clouds that reflect solar energy, a cooling effect. It can form more high clouds, which block some sunlight but mostly prevent the release of infrared radiation from below, another warming effect."

    That's why you need to do Earth system modeling to see which effect wins out in this particular scenario. As another article remarks, "Caldeira's computer results could surprise many scientists because water vapor is a greenhouse gas widely recognized to be more powerful than carbon dioxide. The simulation suggests, however, that water vapor's cooling effects overwhelm its heat-trapping properties."

    The same computer model finds a net warming effect from excess water vapor evaporated due to global warming. I suspect the effect is different whether you're evaporating it directly from surface warming or spraying it into the air and letting it evaporate there.

  82. More global warming, not less please by Coffee+Warlord · · Score: 1

    As I sit and stare out the window at a layer of snow, ice, and frigid temperatures, I'm pretty much thinking now would be a good time to burn some coal, cut down some rainforests, and club some baby seals for good measure.

    1. Re:More global warming, not less please by theredshoes · · Score: 1

      Where I am at it is warm and raining, go figure. I would take that any day over snow and ice. Then I do see the ads on late night TV from the WWF that tell me I have to save the polar bears, and I always feel guilty.

      "Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Public Combatant Global Warming Patent."

      There now do I get his salary?

    2. Re:More global warming, not less please by mrdoogee · · Score: 1

      Am I the only person who still reads WWF as World Wrestling Federation?

    3. Re:More global warming, not less please by theredshoes · · Score: 1

      LOL, it is the World Wildlife Fund. :)

  83. Better solution? by Nomen+Publicus · · Score: 1

    As aircraft are known to trigger cloud formation, surely we should be putting every last jet into the air, passengers or not, and get them pumping out polution to save the planet...

  84. Nuke Greenland? by gishzida · · Score: 1

    So all we need to do to save Greenland is to... Nuke Greenland?

  85. water droplets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so what he's basically saying is, we should turn on all of the world's sprinklers at the same time and see what happens?

  86. There is a reason some people are little known. by dotfile · · Score: 1

    A little known scientist? I can believe that. Well, the "little known" part at least.

  87. We Could See it Every Day by b4upoo · · Score: 1

    There was a time when people ran their sprinkler systems in the morning in S.Florida. We could clearly see the steam rise during the hot months here. By afternoon that steam would form clouds and actually seed the sky in such a way that a good drenching was sure to follow, As local governments posted more and more rules for lawn watering the rain following over the populated areas diminished to about half of what we used to get. That triggered a so called water shortage in which even less lawn watering was allowed.

    1. Re: We Could See it Every Day by ImOnlySleeping · · Score: 1

      What would have also done this, is NOT cutting down every single tree in sight.

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  88. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by aurispector · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What scares me is that genuine concern over global warming could spur popular support for one of these crackpot schemes.

    "Green" activists, in their self righteous zeal to save the planet, have latched on to global warming as a means to further their anti-pollution, anti-industrial political agendas. These self appointed do-gooders *know* they're right, since their well-meaning desire to help others justifies any means to their end. This movement echos the "silent spring" hysteria used by the environmental movement to ban DDT in the 1960's & '70's. In that case, while increased regulation of industrial chemicals was undoubtedly a good thing, unscientific hysteria designed to move public opinion at all costs was definitely not.

    Planetary climatology is an extremely immature science at best, and I sincerely doubt that any climatologist worth his salt would back any action other than reduction in the gas emissions believed to contribute to climate change.

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  89. Should have spoken up! by macraig · · Score: 1

    To all the thousands of geniuses and assorted rocket scientists who, upon first hearing of "global warming, have had this exact same idea over the last twenty-odd years, I say:

    "See, you should have spoken up... now this johnny-come-lately feller gets all the credit for stating the obvious."

  90. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by LandDolphin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That's a feature

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  91. A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Public by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The poster uses Microsoft Word file naming strategy. In other news, no more drinking water.

  92. Leave My Sprinkler On by smist08 · · Score: 1

    Now I have an excuse to leave my sprinkler on for days on end. I'm not only combating global warming, but I'll have a really green lush lawn as well. Never mind all this water conservation nonsense, its just bad for global warming.

  93. Simpsons did it! by Fdisk81 · · Score: 1

    Is this Scientist's Alter-Ego Captain Chaos or has General Disarray finally gone rogue?

  94. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by mrdoogee · · Score: 1

    or

    I made. In public, once.

  95. Re:It's a good headline. by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 2, Funny

    I disagree, I think he's thinking things false. Once he starts thinking things true, then he'll wish he'd kept the whole thing to himself.

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  96. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Keen+Anthony · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Actually, if you live in a very dry, desert climate, this works. All across Sun Valley in arizona (Phoenix, Scottsdale, etc), you'll find misters, a kind of out door A/C which sprays mists of water into the air. It uses very little water, but makes a very noticeable difference in temperature. The temperature in coverage area becomes comfortable enough for out door dining in summer. On a small scale, this works well... so isn't this prior art?

  97. Oh boy, 3D Realms is in DEEP trouble! by AlgorithMan · · Score: 1

    Oh boy, 3D Realms is in DEEP trouble!

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  98. 1/2'' of water taken from all over the planet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I haven't heard anyone mention anything about the affects of taking 1/2'' of water from all over the planet, I'm sure that will create some changes.. Advances in Desertification? Altering the water:salt ratios.. perhaps we take all the trees in the world and build a great ladder and climb up and move the sun a bit and worry about breathing later..

  99. clean coal to the rescue by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

    if the earth has a surface area of 5.1x 10^8 square km and they want to spray up enough water to cover the earth to a half-inch depth, that's 6.12 x 10^12 cubic meters or or 6.12x10^15 kg of water.

    If you spray it into the air, let's say 100m. It requires around 6x10^18 joules of energy or 1.7TWhours.

    What effect on global warming will it have generating all that from clean coal ?

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  100. Dont fix global warming by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    fix other problems that could touch the global warming as side effects. Maybe a small percent of banks bailout money would be enough to eradicate several of the biggest deserts. That will give more habitable land, help the people that lives around there and, probably, help with the global warming.

  101. Like giving $700,000,000,000 to banks by ReedYoung · · Score: 1
    Suppresses symptoms in a way that encourages exacerbating the root problem.

    If we computer-model the effects on agricultural output, public opinion, and public policy, I think we'd see that gimmicks like this would stabilize temperature in the short term, but increase energy consumption, without any built-in preference for clean sources of that energy, which in turn will worsen the root problem it purports to help "solve" in a long term that is less than two decades. That timeframe is only an estimate, but this looks like a stupid idea that will only benefit partners/shareholders/patent holders and the like. Besides, solar energy is now competitive in price with petroleum and its advantage will only grow as oil reserves continue to be depleted, reducing the total amount of easily-available petroleum.

    This [original "peak oil" theory, or "Hubbert's peak"] does not mean that the world is running out of oil: it means that we are running out of the cheap pumpable oil that has fueled the economic development of the 20th Century.

    The global oil production curve is simply a composite of the contributions of individual nations. However, different countries are in varying stages of production. Some peaked long ago (the USA peaked in 1970 -an event predicted by Dr. Hubbert in 1956), some will peak very soon (the UK in 1999), and some are a long way away from peaking - see graph below. These latter countries will soon find themselves supplying an ever increasing proportion of the world's oil needs as we pass the global Hubbert Peak.

    They are of course the major Middle East producers, the largest of them being Saudi Arabia. Their share of the world oil market will probably exceed 30% in 1999. The last time this happened, in 1973, it allowed them to trigger a world oil crisis. In contrast with 1973, the changes in 1999 will be permanent, as they will be based on resource constraints as opposed to politics.

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  102. I have an idea by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    You see, global warming is exacerbated by the inefficient fuel-burning capabilities of robots. So if we have all the robots gather on an island and make them all fart in unison, this should put a big dent in global warming. The rest we can solve by dropping a giant ice cube in the ocean. I can't remember where I heard about this but it sounds foolproof.

  103. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wasn't under the impression that Maryland was little known, but I thank the scientist for his effort, and wish him well on his next endeavor to discover Connecticut.

  104. This is like by AntiRush · · Score: 1

    starting your comment in the title field.

  105. Scientist has made public... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like Borat has made toilet...

  106. Re:And when it's disrupted by war or economics or by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

    The original poster is correct; with this method, if you stop evaporating excess water vapor to cool the planet, the climate rapidly returns to its warmer state. This is also a deficiency of other transient geoengineering schemes like stratospheric aerosol injection.

  107. I made public once... by bmo · · Score: 1

    ...and they arrested me for crimes against nature.

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  108. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by should_be_linear · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thats because everyone here (obviously except you) knows about Kenneth Caldeira, which in one point during last year.

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  109. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by corsec67 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    On a small scale, this works well... so isn't this prior art?

    Because a chemical in small quantities inside a house can have very different effects from that same chemical in the atmosphere.

    Just look at ozone: in a house, it is toxic with no benefits unless you want to sterilize a room.
    In the upper atmosphere, it is a very important protection against UV.

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  110. Excuse me? by erc · · Score: 1

    Excuse me? Someone's patented this? All this is is one of those PVC misters that you see everywhere in the southern US during the summer, just on a bigger scale. What's so unique about that?

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  111. From a cow orker scientist by digitalhermit · · Score: 1

    Instead of using water vapor, another scientist proposed building a massive umbrella system spanning 5000 square miles each. This umbrella system will shade the earth and prevent global warming.

    The brilliant minds there have also designed sun shades.. These are massive sets of sunglasses that will shield the more populated regions of earth. An added benefit is that it looks awesomely cool from space. "That Earth is one hoopy frood" aliens will say.

  112. Re:And when it's disrupted by war or economics or by node+3 · · Score: 1

    No, the original poster said there'd be built-up pressure. There is no built-up pressure, as the pressure comes from the sun. The sun won't "build up" pressure that, once uncapped, will fry the planet.

    This is nothing more than a clever mirror. Pressure does not build up.

    As for whether the Earth would heat back up, that depends on other factors. The mirror could be used until greenhouse gasses are brought under control. Additionally, it's possible that the cloud cover would be self-sustaining (i.e., would be in equilibrium) with our current greenhouse gas levels. This whole scheme reminds me too much of Venus (even though the specifics are vastly different).

    The "transient geoengineering schemes", as you call them, don't solve the problem, but they do dampen the effects, which may buy us precious time. This is like using first-aid to keep someone alive long enough to get to the hospital.

  113. Whatcouldpossiblygowrong - Stop by Colourspace · · Score: 1

    I see this tag on nearly 50% of slashdot stories now, and I'm pretty sick of seeing it. Yes, we should be cynical of new ideas, but this tag is completely unconstructive, and now with overuse borderline juvenile. By all means make your point through intelligent posting, but a tag like this is just lazy.

    1. Re:Whatcouldpossiblygowrong - Stop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meh, who cares? The tagging system itself is retarded. I can't figure out what purpose it serves at all.

  114. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When are you grammer nazis going to learn, english doenst have rules of grammer, they are more like suggestions than rules.

  115. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah but as we don't know there will be any ill effects, then they will go ahead anyway, until we do have evidence that proves its dangerous, (by which point, its too late). The problem is, this methodology falls down, when the experiment is scaled up to a planetary scale. Trial and error learning works fine at all other scales, but not at a planetary scale. We only have one planet to experiment with at this scale.

  116. Re:And when it's disrupted by war or economics or by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

    No, the original poster said there'd be built-up pressure. There is no built-up pressure, as the pressure comes from the sun. The sun won't "build up" pressure that, once uncapped, will fry the planet.

    It's just a poorly worded metaphor. The underlying point is still correct: the radiative forcing from CO2 is still there, even if it's being cancelled out by some geoengineered cooling. If you take the latter away, the planet starts to warm again, and rapidly (if CO2 levels continue to increase).

    Additionally, it's possible that the cloud cover would be self-sustaining (i.e., would be in equilibrium) with our current greenhouse gas levels.

    No, the current cloud cover is close to equilibrium with the current radiative forcing (clouds respond quickly).

    The "transient geoengineering schemes", as you call them, don't solve the problem, but they do dampen the effects, which may buy us precious time.

    It depends. You're right that their main purpose is to buy time. However, if they suddenly fail, then we can see a large amount of warming which occurs more rapidly than any scenario currently being contemplated, since the forcing changes instantly. That means that we have to be very sure that they won't suddenly fail (or we won't discover some bad side effect down the road that requires us to quickly stop).

  117. This mad scientist is a genious for patenting it by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 1

    Check it: I know everyone is dissing him on his solution to global warming as it doesn't work... But what if it did work? He has it patented. This means we couldn't make it unless we payed him royalties. He'd have the fate of Earth for ransom.

  118. Water Vapor? by rampant+poodle · · Score: 1

    Admittedly I am out of my element here but there seems to be a couple of potential problems with this.

    1. Water vapor is the most significant of the greenhouse gases.
    2. Cloud cover prevents heat from being re-radiated into space.

    I guess if you covered the whole earth with clouds it might reflect more sunlight and lead to a net temperature decrease. Not sure about that being a Real Good Idea.

  119. Prior Art? by PalmKiller · · Score: 1

    Wasn't someone already making ships to shoot jets of water in the air from the ocean?

    1. Re:Prior Art? by PalmKiller · · Score: 1

      Here they are, are these based on these "new ideas" from this scientist and if not who got there first? http://blogs.zdnet.com/emergingtech/?p=1030

    2. Re:Prior Art? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      I think the "new" part of this idea is to account for the latent heat transfer of the water vapor, not just the cloud-condensation effect. But until a paper is published, it will be hard to evaluate what exactly is novel in this proposal.

  120. Chemical? by NotQuiteReal · · Score: 2, Informative

    You realize we are talking about water, right?

    Although I understand most folks do use dihydrogen monoxide in their evaporative coolers and misters. Not that is scary stuff! I sure wouldn't want to aspirate too much of it.

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    1. Re:Chemical? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You realize we are talking about water, right?

      You do realise that water IS a chemical, right? And you do realise that water CAN have negative effects, right?

      Just look up "water poisoning". Or, for that matter, "drowning"...

    2. Re:Chemical? by lennier · · Score: 1

      Not only is water a chemical, it's full of quarks held together with nuclear force.

      The stuff's practically a bomb waiting to blow.

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    3. Re:Chemical? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [whooosh] did you hear that post going over your head?

    4. Re:Chemical? by Shotgun · · Score: 1

      Actually, you don't want to aspirate to much of it. The problem with the water mist is that it isn't pure water. Tap water carries an incredible amount of 'stuff', be it dissolved minerals or bacteria. Several types of humidifiers have been taken off the market due to this problem.

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  121. Maybe they forgot the First Law of Thermodynamics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems like kindof a lose/lose situation: either the water vapor stays up in the atmosphere and contributes to global warming as a greenhouse gas, or it precipitates out and warms the air right back up in the process.

  122. Patents? by chrismcb · · Score: 1

    I don't get the patent part of this. TFA says "he made public a patent..." This guy owns the patent on Cool Zone [http://www.coolzoneusa.com]? Or he built one of these massive "thermostats?" Or is he just trying to patent the idea that evaporation lowers heat?

  123. Re:Maybe they forgot the First Law of Thermodynami by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

    The climate models used in this study are based on the laws of thermodynamics, you know.

    Seems like kindof a lose/lose situation: either the water vapor stays up in the atmosphere and contributes to global warming as a greenhouse gas, or it precipitates out and warms the air right back up in the process.

    Not if the vapor cools and radiates enough heat to space before it precipitates back down, or forms clouds which reflect more sunlight than they absorb.

  124. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Behrooz · · Score: 1

    luckily such crack pot schemes don't get off the ground.

    It'd be hard to get off the ground, half an inch of water evenly distributed across the globe ends up around 1500 cubic miles of water-- a bit more than half the volume of Lake Superior, and substantially more than any of the other Great Lakes. Oh, or in other terms, about 7% of the total freshwater in the world. The world is big.

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  125. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by digitig · · Score: 3, Funny

    When are you grammer nazis going to learn, english doenst have rules of grammer, they are more like suggestions than rules.

    Same goes for spelling and punctuation, I suppose.

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  126. Water your lawn by peterofoz · · Score: 1

    So should I water my lawn and wash my car or not? I'm so confused!

  127. patent? by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    So, since he's patented this, any use of water vapor for large scale cooling would have to pay him?

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  128. SI by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Given that about 95% of the world population uses the international system please use it. That awkward broken US units is a pain and tells basically nothing to most humans. Thanks!

  129. Where does all the salt go? by jackspenn · · Score: 1
    I mean there are only a few things that could go wrong from:
    • Actually raising the temp.
    • Perhaps cooling it to much.
    • To using up a tremendous about of energy.
    • To totally messing up the current ecosystem and weather patterns.

    But my biggest thought is, if you pump all this sea water into the air, where does the salt end up? Couldn't that be a bit of an enviornmental problem?

    Course, I am not convinced Global Warming is real, after that I would need to be convinced the warming is unnatural and then after that I would need to be convinced the "cure" isn't worse then the "disease". After seeing this article and another that suggested putting trillions of tiny mirrors in space to deflect the Sun's rays (I mean what could go wrong), I now just look at Global Warming believers much the way Galeleo looked at people who rejected his ideas, mistaken at best, profoundly ignorant most likely.

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  130. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by drerwk · · Score: 1

    ...Does buffalo need more snow ?

    Probably not, but Kilimanjaro could use some more. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kilimanjaro

  131. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The kind of AC he was talking about was out-door, not inside a house.

    Also, ozone works just the same on the ground as it does in the stratosphere; it destroys your lungs and absorbs UV rays.

  132. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Molochi · · Score: 1

    Wait. So you're saying the SW US has been trapping their heat in water vapor and then "exporting" it to the rest of the world for a while now. Well THERE'S the problem. Global warming is your fault.

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  133. Another liar. by ReedYoung · · Score: 1

    You do know that the CO2 forcing that is "proven" only occurs in closed systems with uniform CO2 distribution?

    Untrue. In closed systems with uniform CO2 distribution, the phenomenon is simplistic enough to show first-year science students, being taught for the first time the reason for a "control" system or group, and an "experimental" one that differs by just a single variable, to positively identify the cause of observed differences in the two groups. A real scientist, before humiliating yourself by opining publicly about things you don't understand, would have considered that absorption and emission spectra of substances are identical for all particles of any given atomic composition, whether atoms or molecules. Every carbon dioxide molecule, therefore, has the same non-emission behavior in the infrared band regardless of its location and regardless of what other substances are in its vicinity. CO2 concentration matters, not distribution.

    Having non-uniform distribution means there are escape routes OUT of the Earth's atmosphere

    Liar. "Having non-uniform distribution" only means that some types of particle are more or less prevalent in some regions than others. Gases mix very efficiently, and do not vary by location much anyway, as the NASA AIRS study you cited actually proves. What such a variation does not change is the total number of carbon dioxide molecules, and the behavior of all carbon dioxide molecules with respect to infrared radiation. It does not matter how they are "distributed". The cumulative effect is identical. Even if Some areas are perceptibly worse than others, the least CO2-dense areas today are worse than the most CO2-dense areas just six years ago.

    Given that we have multi-decadal weather patterns, and the sun itself (where we get all the damn heat to start with) is on a 11-year pattern, and with the data we have, we cannot yet break our temperature down into what cycle is responsible for what amount of temperature variation.

    I can.
    http://www.cpc.noaa.gov/products/analysis_monitoring/ensostuff/ensofaq.shtml#pred_mon

    Identifying long-term statistical trends in data that include short-term statistical variations is not as complicated as liars like you try to make it seem. I refer the interested, honest reader to a detailed discussion of statistical methods in climate science:
    http://www.climatescience.gov/Library/sap/sap1-1/finalreport/sap1-1-final-appA.pdf

    The warming trend is clear and honest people know it. Last month:
    http://www.noaanews.noaa.gov/stories2008/20081216_climatestats.html

    Read the recent NASA AIRS satellite paper that describes two hemispheres with completely different carbon cycles and distributions.

    NASA portrays those data as potentially helpful in further improving the accuracy of climate change predictions, which are already very accurate. 'Our results show carbon dioxide there can vary by nearly one percent and that the free troposphere is like international waters--what's produced in one place is free to travel elsewhere,' he said. Summary: (1) The variation you mentioned is "nearly one percent" (2) the wind mixes it very efficiently (3) as I already explained, as long as the average concentration remains elevated, a little local variation is irrelevant. NASA, its data, and its analysis do not say what you claim they say, liar.

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    1. Re:Another liar. by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Distribution does matter, because the adsorption spectrum of CO2 depends on its temperature, and its temperature depends on location. Radiative transfer codes have to take the atmospheric lapse rate into account in order to correctly calculate the total greenhouse effect. But the overall point remains true: the greenhouse effect doesn't go away just because the gas is in an open system.

    2. Re:Another liar. by ReedYoung · · Score: 1

      Distribution does matter,

      s/does/could, under different conditions than we have, and only to a different dispute than scorp1us and I were having ...

      .. because the adsorption spectrum of CO2 depends on its temperature,

      "Did you mean: absorption spectrum?"

      The photon frequencies [or, c/f = lambda, wavelengths] that a substance emits and absorbs are distinct concepts from chemical absorption and adsorption. The concept "adsorption" does not apply to the optical property I was discussing, frequency-dependent photon emission.

      ... and its temperature depends on location.

      Temperature certainly varies with location, and different locations correlate to higher and lower mean temperatures than others, but that still does not imply that distribution does matter.

      Radiative transfer codes

      Codes? What?

      ... have to take the atmospheric lapse rate into account in order to correctly calculate the total greenhouse effect.

      You better re-route power through the transporter system before the plasma injectors fry, the trilithium crystals crack and you have an enormous anti-matter mess on your hands. Quickly, or Chief Engineer LaForge will be irate.

      But the overall point remains true: the greenhouse effect doesn't go away just because the gas is in an open system.

      Right, except that the Earth is not "an open system" thermally, except with respect to radiation. We don't exchange heat by conduction because space is a vacuum and we don't exchange heat by convection for the same reason. So, as a first approximation, Earth is a 2/3 closed thermal system, and higher CO2 concentration closes it further to emission, but we continue to absorb sunlight in proportion to the planet's albedo, and does not decrease as CO2 concentration increases.

      Distribution is not relevant to the question of whether global warming is happening, or how severe it is, because we're talking about a global phenomenon. For any concentration, variations in distribution only make the global problem even worse some places than others, and the measured variations in distribution don't even do that. Distribution could in no possible way make the difference between "problem" and "no problem" as the GP claimed.

      Adding local differences of less than 1% to existing models will help make predictions even more accurate, not call the basic prediction of global warming into any question. That is the claim I refuted. Distribution is irrelevant to the question, "is global warming happening as a result of human CO2 pollution?" which is the question being disputed in the exchange of comments you just joined. Way to be off-topic.

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    3. Re:Another liar. by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      "Did you mean: absorption spectrum?"

      Yes. I did my PhD on adsorption, so I frequently mistype it. But thanks for lecturing me on what adsorption is.

      Temperature certainly varies with location, and different locations correlate to higher and lower mean temperatures than others, but that still does not imply that distribution does matter.

      Distribution does matter, but mostly the distribution that matters is the vertical distribution, not the horizontal. In particular, the amount of absorption you get in the real atmosphere differs from what you get in the lab because of the nonzero atmospheric lapse rate and convection. Indeed, GCMs have been criticized because their radiative transfer codes assume a constant lapse rate, when in reality the lapse rate responds to warming and thus alters the radiative properties of the atmosphere. (It's computationally infeasible to recompute the transfer line-by-line in every time step, so they work out the spectrum in advance and assume it's constant.)

      Codes? What?

      Software routines. Like this one.

      You better re-route power through the transporter system before the plasma injectors fry, the trilithium crystals crack and you have an enormous anti-matter mess on your hands. Quickly, or Chief Engineer LaForge will be irate.

      Stop being sarcastic and read something about radiative transfer physics.

      Right, except that the Earth is not "an open system" thermally, except with respect to radiation.

      That's the whole point: the Earth is not closed with respect to radiation.

      Distribution could in no possible way make the difference between "problem" and "no problem" as the GP claimed.

      I agree with that, and I said that myself. I'm just pointing out that the radiative properties of CO2 do depend on distribution, because they depend on temperature, which depends on distribution. The following statement is false: "Every carbon dioxide molecule, therefore, has the same non-emission behavior in the infrared band regardless of its location and regardless of what other substances are in its vicinity."

      Way to be off-topic.

      The fact remains that you're making physically incorrect statements. If you want to correct someone, do it right. I already made the same overall observation before your post, but I didn't make the mistake of claiming that the overall absorptive effect of CO2 is the same in the atmosphere as it is in the lab. It's not: you can't measure CO2 in the lab and use that number to compute the strength of the atmospheric greenhouse effect. It's much more complicated than that, which is why radiative transfer codes were written.

    4. Re:Another liar. by scorp1us · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up +3. He called me a liar 3 times, and that completely proves add credibility to his claims.

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  134. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Molochi · · Score: 1

    Not to mention that the heat doesn't just go away, but just transfers to the water vapor, making "somewhere else" that much warmer. And since spraying the water requires work, you produce more heat than you move.

    Sounds like a rainmaker scam to me.

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  135. Thermodynamics by slashdotlurker · · Score: 1

    What about the heat produced by the equipment that does the spraying ?

    1. Re:Thermodynamics by progmanj · · Score: 1

      Correct me if I'm wrong....the Earth is a closed loop system, mostly.

      There is some escape to space, but mostly what we produce comes from what we consume.

      So, any water we release to the atmosphere had to already come from the atmosphere. We already have evaporation that produces water vapor in the air, so how can we cool the planet more that it already would have if we had done nothing?

    2. Re:Thermodynamics by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      Because if you would have even read the summary the energy is released as infrared energy when it is in the upper atmosphere. And the sunlight is also blocked by the clouds.

      How fucking lazy can you get that you don't RTFA or RTFS?

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    3. Re:Thermodynamics by ReedYoung · · Score: 1

      What about the heat produced by the equipment that does the spraying ?

      The "inventor" of that boondoggle does not expect it to adversely affect profit margins within the next four fiscal quarters.

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    4. Re:Thermodynamics by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      We already have evaporation that produces water vapor in the air, so how can we cool the planet more that it already would have if we had done nothing?

      The idea is that you shoot the water high up so it loses heat when it's above from the surface. Since higher altitudes are cooler, you get more heat loss than if it had evaporated at the surface.

  136. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Ambitwistor · · Score: 2, Informative

    Believe it or not, climate model physics includes thermodynamic heat transfer.

    The point is that some of the heat in the water vapor gets radiated to space, when the vapor is lofted to higher and cooler altitudes. Also that it can induce sunlight-reflecting cloud formation.

  137. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Kagura · · Score: 2, Funny

    Any sign of last year's expedition? They were supposed to build a bridge between the two peaks of Kilimanjaro.

  138. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Dragonslicer · · Score: 1

    Find out in the upcoming /. article "Slashdot Editors Have Checked"

    At least we never have to worry about them moving on to mating.

  139. So how many will die as a result of this... by Rakishi · · Score: 1

    Yes, let's combat global warming by fucking over the environment even more. After all despite almost everything living on this planet depending on sunlight for energy what could possibly go wrong by removing a chunk of it. It's not like some parts of the world are already have problems with food production.

  140. Nice but no sigar by Iffie · · Score: 1

    You would be fighting symptoms. Warming is not so much the problem as the greenhousegasses are. Besides, the greenhouse gas effects of water vapor are unknown..

  141. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    I surprised we have that much freshwater!

    We should totally drain lake superior. It rains so much in that area that it might fill back up in a decade or two.

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  142. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Tubal-Cain · · Score: 1

    We already have one. Unfortunately, someone dropped it a little too far south.

  143. What about clouds? by Albinoman · · Score: 1

    I've seen the 3rd concern listed over and over again on this forum. Water vapor certainly is a greenhouse gas, reflecting Earth's infrared back down, but I don't buy the idea that more water vapor means more heat. Are we gonna have all this vapor up in the air with no more clouds? With little sunlight making it all the way down, there will be little infrared coming back up. Continued extensive cloud cover would only make the Earth cold, probably giving us our overdue ice age.

    1. Re:What about clouds? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Water vapor from increased warming almost certainly means more heat. It's possible that cloud feedback effect may subtract from the water vapor greenhouse effect, but clouds won't outweigh the greenhouse effect. In fact, most models predict at least a slightly positive cloud feedback effect, i.e., even more warming due to heat trapping from low-lying clouds, outweighing the albedo cooling.

    2. Re:What about clouds? by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      See my post above; clouds don't always cool things. And heck, even a high albedo doesn't help much if you've got too much greenhouse gasses: ask Venus.

      In fact, we're pretty sure that if you put enough water vapor into the atmosphere, eventually the system runs away, getting hotter and hotter until all the water evaporates.

    3. Re:What about clouds? by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think it's high clouds that warm since they have a colder emission temperature than the surface does. I'd have to dig up my RT in Planetary Atmospheres notes, though. It's been quite a while.

    4. Re:What about clouds? by Albinoman · · Score: 1

      The Venusian atmosphere is NOT water vapor though and comparing Venus's CO2 (96%) atmosphere and and sulfur dioxide clouds at 9 MPa to our nitrogen-oxygen atmosphere and water vapor clouds at 100 kPa and then add in that Venus it 1/3 closer to the Sun than Earth and its a bit like apples and oranges.

      If the albedo becomes very high, where most of the atmosphere is white, where is the heat coming from? Anyone who thinks clouds trap heat has forgotten what it's like to stand outside on a cloudy day. The top layer of cloud should reflect most of the heat back up. Anything else will get sent down to through more cloud and some more of that will escape upward and so on.

      When the oil fields burned in the Middle East in the first gulf war we notice the temperatures actually locally dropped 10C from all the black clouds.

    5. Re:What about clouds? by Albinoman · · Score: 1

      But the light must make it down first to be absorbed and emitted as infrared. I have to put the idea out there that the models say that cloud feedback is positive because if the model came back negative the researcher would no longer have any money.

      Why is it when we talked about a nuclear war it was a Nuclear Winter? Sorry, at this point that is only conjecture, too. So let's take a fact then. Every time there has been a major volcanic explosion in history, global effects, it was followed by sudden and sometimes extreme cooling. Mt. Tambora in Indonesia exploded in 1815 and 1816 became "the year without a summer."

      Real data, not models, shows that this dust in the atmosphere and the resulting clouds (clouds form on dust) cool the planet.

    6. Re:What about clouds? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      You're right. I always get that reversed. UCAR has a nice summary.

    7. Re:What about clouds? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      But the light must make it down first to be absorbed and emitted as infrared.

      This is known.

      I have to put the idea out there that the models say that cloud feedback is positive because if the model came back negative the researcher would no longer have any money.

      Can you come up with an idea that doesn't resort to lame conspiracy theories?

      Note that even if cloud feedback is negative, the overall feedback is still positive. Global warming isn't going to go away if cloud feedbacks turn out to be negative. Note also that models do have other negative feedbacks, some quite large, such as the lapse rate feedback. (Opposite to clouds, a few models predict a positive lapse rate feedback.) There is no conspiracy to remove negative feedback from models.

      Not all models have positive cloud feedbacks. One or two of them have negative feedbacks, and several of the others are near zero. Most of them are positive because that's what is suggested by actual observations of the factors which control cloud formation.

      Why is it when we talked about a nuclear war it was a Nuclear Winter? Sorry, at this point that is only conjecture, too.

      It's not really conjecture. As you note, large amounts of dust and smoke are known to cool the climate.

      Every time there has been a major volcanic explosion in history, global effects, it was followed by sudden and sometimes extreme cooling. Mt. Tambora in Indonesia exploded in 1815 and 1816 became "the year without a summer."

      Duh. Climatologists know this.

      Real data, not models, shows that this dust in the atmosphere and the resulting clouds (clouds form on dust) cool the planet.

      The same models which predict a positive cloud feedback also predict cooling from volcanoes. Volcanoes do not prove that the cloud feedback is negative. Volcanic emissions do have a negative forcing on climate due to their effect on cloud formation (aerosol indirect effect). But that doesn't mean that the feedback on clouds due to warming temperatures is negative. Temperature has a different effect on cloud formation than do volcanic particulate and SO2 emissions.

      Real data, which is used to calibrate the models' parameterization of cloud formation, suggests that a warmer climate leads to a positive cloud feedback. It's uncertain, and it's possible to conclude that the net feedback is negative, but the balance of evidence implies a positive feedback.

    8. Re:What about clouds? by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      Do you ever find it frustrating that the same people who mock Ted Stevens for his ignorant ideas about the internet, which he stated with such arrogant certainty, have their own ignorant ideas about other fields which they state with even greater arrogant certainty? The "I know something, therefore I know as much as experts" mentality that seems particularly pervasive in, say, global warming debates.

    9. Re:What about clouds? by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      Oo, helpful link. Thanks!

    10. Re:What about clouds? by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      The Venusian atmosphere is NOT water vapor though and comparing Venus's CO2 (96%)

      Yes, it's made up of a much weaker greenhouse gas. Still, the clouds don't cool the planet. See the point?

      (And yes, it's closer to the Sun. That doesn't change the physics and the trade-off between greenhouse gases and albedo.)

      If the albedo becomes very high, where most of the atmosphere is white, where is the heat coming from?

      A substantial amount of light still makes it through even thick clouds. You'll note that a cloudy day is still very distinguishable from night, for example. And if you've got a lot of greenhouse gases at work, you don't need a lot of insolation to stay hot.

      There are a lot of competing effects at play with clouds, it's easy to get confused. I suggest you check out the link that someone posted above. It explains it nicely.

    11. Re:What about clouds? by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      So let's take a fact then. Every time there has been a major volcanic explosion in history, global effects, it was followed by sudden and sometimes extreme cooling. Mt. Tambora in Indonesia exploded in 1815 and 1816 became "the year without a summer."

      Except that the dust is the major driver in that, not clouds. And no, not "clouds that form on dust". Just the aerosols themselves tend to cool the lower atmosphere. This is well-known and part of the models.

      Look, you can want clouds to solve the global warming problems all you want, but the data quite simply disagree with you. Arguing your intuition doesn't change that.

    12. Re:What about clouds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you come up with an idea that doesn't resort to lame conspiracy theories?

      Note that even if cloud feedback is negative, the overall feedback is still positive. Global warming isn't going to go away if cloud feedbacks turn out to be negative.

      Global warming hasn't arrived, we are still at the tail end of the last ice age. To call it a conspiracy implies that many people are in on a the real truth and knowingly hide it. Please, shed this idea of the noble unbiased scientist. As someone who apparently cherishes the result of science like I do, you also have to remember that it is your duty to find the holes in any theory. Global warming is damn near religion to some people, believing things despite enormous evidence to the contrary. They are doing it for their own motives too. Of course a scientist looking to prove global warming will find evidence of it. Just like the wingnuts who hang out in the desert looking for UFOs think they find them. Just like this guy thinks he can mist the atmosphere enough to affect it. It's quite likely that many if not most believe the results they find. All I am saying is, %90 of what you are reading is out there because fear sells and everything has the taint of bias. Your job is to not blindly accept it.

      I'll also note that many places to do not refer to it as Global Warming anymore because it turned out the average idiot forget about it every winter or even desired it. Now it's Climate Change 'cause we can say a freak blizzard is just as much climate change as a bad hurricane.

      It's not really conjecture. As you note, large amounts of dust and smoke are known to cool the climate.

      Why though? Black dirt shouldn't cool things simply because it blocks sunlight, but it does. Why doesn't it dramatically increase temperature due to its very low albedo? It must turn more light into heat, just not where it matters most. It's conjecture to the end that there has never been a nuclear war to witness the climatic changes. We once believed that the nuclear bomb might ignite all the hydrogen in the atmosphere (but we knew it couldn't). Maybe the LHC will tear us a new black hole (but we know it can't). We want to be scared.

      Volcanoes do not prove that the cloud feedback is negative.... But that doesn't mean that the feedback on clouds due to warming temperatures is negative. Temperature has a different effect on cloud formation than do volcanic particulate and SO2 emissions... Real data, which is used to calibrate the models' parameterization of cloud formation, suggests that a warmer climate leads to a positive cloud feedback.

      Using real data to make a model does not mean the models are right. The problem is that models tend to be made to make the data fit the desired output. SO2 would only contribute to warming as it is greenhouse gas as well, like Venus's clouds. But, in our atmosphere it doesn't have a major impact because with all the oxygen it comes out as acid rain.

      So here is simple question: If clouds cause global warming, why is it that cloudy days are always cooler days? By your theory a cloud covered day without wind should start intensifying the infrared below it, to the point where its like an oven. But, the opposite is always true. You know this from your own experience, but we seem to ignore all this obvious data. Occam's Razor here.

      I am very much concerned with humans destroying the ecosystem, and global warming is a very real threat. But, water is not whats going to kill us, it's what keeps it balanced so well. If water vapor and clouds could cause a runaway greenhouse effect, with such an abundance of water don't you think it would've happened in the last 4 billion years?

    13. Re:What about clouds? by Albinoman · · Score: 1

      There I go making a long case for myself only to forever have it labeled "Anonymous Coward"

    14. Re:What about clouds? by Albinoman · · Score: 1

      Clouds do form on dust though, water vapor condensing on it. You cant ignore this. More dust in atmosphere and there will be more clouds. Not in the same proportion as the dust increase, but it dramatically increasing the chances that cool water vapor in the atmosphere will find it. You don't think that's some kind of special dust that somehow remains separate, do you? You refer to models like someone using the Bible defense. Make your case will facts, not some preordained truth. You know, actual numbers and records. No models, no data from model, and no models of models are ever fact.

      I honestly desire a global catastrophe as humanity needs another reset and where I live I'm likely to survive it. Unfortunately these pesky clouds are only making that more difficult.

    15. Re:What about clouds? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Global warming hasn't arrived,

      Yes, it has. That's why it's a real problem. Of course, we haven't seen nearly as much warming as we are likely to as CO2 emissions continue.

      we are still at the tail end of the last ice age.

      Going by the ice age cycle, we ought to be cooling by now. The modern warming has nothing to do with the ice age cycle.

      Please, shed this idea of the noble unbiased scientist.

      Please, shed the idea of incompetence and conspiracy. If you've got a scientific argument, present it. Dismissing arbitrary amounts of evidence on nothing more than allegations of bias is both fallacious and asinine.

      I'll also note that many places to do not refer to it as Global Warming anymore because it turned out the average idiot forget about it every winter or even desired it. Now it's Climate Change 'cause we can say a freak blizzard is just as much climate change as a bad hurricane.

      That's another retarded allegation of conspiracy. In reality, it was called "climate change" in the scientific literature long before "global warming" ever became popular.

      Using real data to make a model does not mean the models are right.

      You can't prove a model is right, you can only verify that it agrees with what we observe.

      The problem is that models tend to be made to make the data fit the desired output.

      Models are supposed to be constructed to reproduce observed climate behavior.

      So here is simple question: If clouds cause global warming, why is it that cloudy days are always cooler days?

      Clouds cause both warming and cooling, depending on the type and location of the cloud. Both observations and models find that, for cloud cover resulting from a warming planet, the warming effect dominates. As I said, this is uncertain, but "uncertain" doesn't mean "either possibility is equally likely".

      You know this from your own experience, but we seem to ignore all this obvious data.

      If you spent about 60 seconds with Google, you would realize that your knowledge of cloud-climate interactions is severely deficient. Here is one place you can start. Or you could, gasp, read a textbook or something.

      I am very much concerned with humans destroying the ecosystem, and global warming is a very real threat. But, water is not whats going to kill us, it's what keeps it balanced so well.

      All evidence says otherwise: water vapor serves as a positive climate feedback, not a negative one.

      If water vapor and clouds could cause a runaway greenhouse effect, with such an abundance of water don't you think it would've happened in the last 4 billion years?

      You are deeply confused.

      "Positive feedback" does not mean "runaway feedback". That only happens when the gain is greater than unity. No one is claiming that water vapor is going to cause a runaway greenhouse effect, merely that it amplifies other radiative forcings.

    16. Re:What about clouds? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Clouds do form on dust though, water vapor condensing on it. You cant ignore this

      This is true, but I'm sorry, the other poster is right. If you look at major volcanic cooling events like Pinatubo, by far the most visible effect on radiative transfer is from the aerosols. You can look at Robock's review article for some discussion.

      You know, actual numbers and records. No models, no data from model, and no models of models are ever fact.

      It's stupid to ignore everything we know about physics. Science consists of both theory and observation.

    17. Re:What about clouds? by Albinoman · · Score: 1

      It's stupid to ignore everything we know about physics. Science consists of both theory and observation.

      I can't agree more. The danger is in taking a person's model, which may very well accurately predict climate change, and calling it truth without argument. That isn't science anymore.

      I've read some of Alan Robock's papers and don't disagree. It's full of actual data and measurements. I might also point out that sulphates are known for their cloud forming abilities and also raise the albedo of the clouds they are present in. It seems likely that sulphates have multiple ways they effect temperatures. I wonder if cutting out the human component in sulphur production might actually warm the planet.

    18. Re:What about clouds? by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Sulfates have a large direct effect from their albedo. They also have two indirect effects, on cloud formation and on cloud lifetimes. Reducing industrial sulfate emissions would indeed warm the planet; the existing emissions are thought to be already cooling the planet by a fairly substantial amount relative to the greenhouse effect. One geoengineering scheme is to inject more of them into the stratosphere ("artificial voclanoes"). It has a number of drawbacks due to potential side effects; Robock has a paper in which he lists 20 of them.

  144. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by fm6 · · Score: 1

    More time than they can spare from playing lesbian sims, I reckon.

  145. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    Since it will actually INCREASE the greenhouse effect (after all, it takes a LOT of energy to spray a half-inch of water into the air), you won't have to worry about tropical storms - they'll no longer be confined just to the tropics.

  146. By yourself, maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We'd be more interested in a /.'er who made in public with a girl.

  147. Dr. Evil's Clone by isny · · Score: 1

    Dr. Evil's clone is a little, well known scientist.

  148. Thank you, magical computer simulation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "computer simulation of Ace's invention suggests it would significantly cool the planet."

    So a simulation which thinks carbon dioxide is a significant factor thinks water vapor won't heat the planet. In the real world, water vapor causes most of the greenhouse warming. In computer simulations, the effects of water vapor and clouds are uncertain. So the simulation is trying to prove something which it does not understand.

    1. Re:Thank you, magical computer simulation by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      It's true that water vapor and clouds are uncertain in models. The question is not whether they're uncertain, but whether the uncertainties are large enough to make this effect spurious. If anyone wanted to implement this scheme, the first thing they'd do is check it in a variety of models using a range of assumptions for the relevant feedback parameters, and see if the result is robust across a plausible range of assumptions. This is just a preliminary analysis. The next thing they'd do if they were serious is experimental trials to quantify the local cooling effect. Only after a lot more testing would this ever be deemed worth implementing.

      It sounds like you're making a fallacious leap from "models have uncertainties" to "therefore we don't know anything reliable about the climate".

  149. The King, the Mice and the Cheese ... by frogzilla · · Score: 1

    I've said it before. Read The King, the Mice and the Cheese. Global scale engineering solutions are not going to help.

    It won't matter what we do we're going to burn all of the carbon that we can.

  150. Dastardly Plots! by thekingofazle · · Score: 1

    I had a plan to drill into earths core to release some cooling volcanic ash. Maybe we should let go of millions of mylar balloons so they reflect the sun's harmful rays!

  151. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by ImOnlySleeping · · Score: 1

    I am going to guarantee that the heat generated from the pumps and the power plants that power the pumps (not to mention the carbon emissions) will vastly outweigh any visible reduction in cooling.

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  152. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Ostsol · · Score: 1

    Clouds also help to trap heat near the ground, which is partially why the coldest days up here started on the clearest days. As such, any cooling caused by increasing the amount of water vapour in the atmosphere would be temporary at best and in the long run would be quite detrimental indeed.

  153. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by narcberry · · Score: 1

    Aside from Global Warming, and by association those that work with it, being ridiculous; please note that the greatest contributor to the greenhouse effect is water vapor. This is ignored frequently, since it isn't a gas coupled with the popularity of the phrase "greenhouse gases."

    So yes, he can use water to cool down some mass (which will heat up the water, you know the whole conservation of energy thing) but will end up trapping more heat from the sun...

    This guy simply has his facts wrong.

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  154. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by sillybilly · · Score: 1

    Moreover even if it wasn't silly, and really worked well it would forbid the general public from fighting global warming this way unless a license is obtained from the patent holder, or 20 years wait time expires. How about we want to spend tax money to fight global warming, but an idiot patented the process and wants to charge us 100 trillion dollars - after all what's the planet worth to us? - that we can't afford, so we're forced to wait 20 years to let his patent expire and let the problem grow worse while we wait. But in the name of justice, it's a matter of principle, isn't it?

  155. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

    Aside from Global Warming, and by association those that work with it, being ridiculous; please note that the greatest contributor to the greenhouse effect is water vapor. This is ignored frequently, since it isn't a gas coupled with the popularity of the phrase "greenhouse gases."

    This is not ignored by the scientists in TFA, as you would know if you RTFA.

    This guy simply has his facts wrong.

    No. The climatic effects of water vapor are more complicated than you think, and you have to actually sit down and calculate to tell which effect dominates.

  156. It sounds like... by AMSmith42 · · Score: 1

    "First, the sprayed droplets would transform to water vapor, a change that absorbs thermal energy ... were projected to reach nearly 1 degree Fahrenheit within 20 or 30 years."

    This idea was invented by Shampoo.

  157. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Ambitwistor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You don't actually know what the net effect is until you calculate it. Caldeira calculated it, in a state-of-the-art climate model, and found that the net effect of the latent heat release coupled with cloud albedo outweighed the heat trapping effect. It's possible this model is wrong, but proving it would require a much more nuanced calculation than "clouds trap heat".

  158. Terrorism by srothroc · · Score: 1

    Seems like misters would be a great target for biological warfare. No need to worry about disseminating your payload, let the misters do it for you. Oops.

  159. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by mckinnsb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "Green" activists, in their self righteous zeal to save the planet, have latched on to global warming as a means to further their anti-pollution, anti-industrial political agendas.

    I'm not sure I know anyone who is "pro-pollution", but clearly you are directly insinuating that "Green Activists" are anti-industrial. Are you aware that what this person is proposing would probably create an industry - even if it is a crackpot scheme? Are you unaware that you are making the illogical assumption that all industry necessarily creates pollution? Are you further aware that you are insinuating that all "Green Activists" are attempting to "stop our economy", as evidenced by your association of "anti-pollution" with "anti-industrial"?

    My guesses to questions, in order, because I doubt you will answer them: No, Yes, Yes.

    Planetary climatology is an extremely immature science at best, and I sincerely doubt that any climatologist worth his salt would back any action other than reduction in the gas emissions believed to contribute to climate change.

    Uh, you mean as immature as Physics right? Climatology started a long time ago - 10th or 16th century, depending on who is counting - about when people started studying that thing we sometimes call "Gravity" (again, depending on who is counting).

    Just because a Science is not as popular as other sciences (which is usually caused more by economic incentive rather than the merit of the science itself) does not make it "immature". There is a lot of evidence to back up many of their claims.

    It's really sad that your point - a concern over waste of money fostered by a skeptic attitude towards the effectiveness of the method - was completely clouded by very obvious under-supported biases against environmentalists, environmentalism, and all related sciences. Because honestly, I share that concern. But to voice your concern in such a manner (and yeah, I know, its /.) is pretty "immature" in itself.

  160. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

    What scares me is that genuine concern over global warming could spur popular support for one of these crackpot schemes.

    Geoengineering is not a crackpot scheme. There are various options on the table that would almost certainly work as far as halting global warming. Whether their side effects are worth the benefits is a matter of cost-benefit analysis. In my opinion the answer is likely "no" unless something really bad happens climate-wise, in which case it may be a choice between bad and worse.

    I sincerely doubt that any climatologist worth his salt would back any action other than reduction in the gas emissions believed to contribute to climate change.

    There are some very prominent scientists who support or at least are investigating climate geoengineering. One of the seminal geoengineering papers was written by a Nobel laureate in atmospheric chemistry (Crutzen), although he's not strictly a climatologist. Ken Caldeira in TFA is a rather well known and respected climate scientist. However, geoengineering proponents are often given a hard time at conferences; there are many people who think the whole idea is immoral. I personally think it has legitimate uses, but only as a last-resort safety valve if things get worse than we expect.

  161. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by mysidia · · Score: 1

    Significant reduction of emissions may not be a realistic solution.

    If people believe global warming is really caused by humans and a problem, they will seek the most convenient and immediately effective solution available that won't break their way of life.

    Reducing global emissions in such a way is long, and inconvenient.

    It's not surprising that there be efforts to counter global warming without reducing emissions. They may be successful: a viable solution may be found that reduces warming or causes cooling, even while actual emissions are only increasing.

    In fact, in the long run, such a solution may win out, to the extent the short-term costs and inconveniences are smaller.

    You can accept that global warming is a problem to be solved without accepting that emissions need to be reduced.

    Just because emission reduction is the only concept for a solution readily available, doesn't mean it's the only one.

    In fact, so far it's not a solution -- it has yet to even be shown that emissions can be realistically reduced; short of massive costs, like encouraging the proliferation of new nuclear power plants and closing coal/oil burning power plants.

  162. Better Idea..... by IHC+Navistar · · Score: 1

    Why not just put Duct Tape over the mouths and asses of Congress? Not only would it reduce the amount of useless hot gasses being expelled into the atmosphere, but it would also save everyone t he headache of having to put up with them!

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  163. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by atraintocry · · Score: 1

    Regarding prior art: I saw something on TV (probably Discovery Science) where people were trying to do this from a barge they had built and designed. It would pump the water straight up and atomize it as finely as possible.

    Maybe it's the same guy though?

  164. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by mysidia · · Score: 1

    A red herring.

    In this case, the effect is the same idea, the operation, and the invention are the same.

    The only difference is the scale of application of the method required, and the scale of its effect.

    Ozone is toxic no matter where it is; in small amounts it won't kill you, but you won't find anyone surviving in the upper atmosphere where the ozone is, either.

    Ozone at the surface doesn't do anything about UV, in part, because most UV is already absorbed or deflected by the time it gets to ground level.

    If I own a patent on the concept of a 21" LCD monitor, you can use from your desk.

    That's prior art against you patenting the same concept for a 500" monitor that can be seen half a mile away.

    A difference in scale is not a difference in the concept: when a new invention is nothing more than the sum of its already-invented parts combined, then it is not novel, and thus not patentable.

  165. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    Yes, it would be a lot colder without water vapour, but water vapour in the atmosphere has more or less reached it's saturation point and has left huge puddles in the form of oceans. As far Earth's climate is concerened, water is a feedback not a forcing. When something forces the temprature of the atmosphere to change (eg CO2 emmisions) the saturation point will change and water vapour will amplify the change in both directions by increasing/decreasing to the new saturation point.

    In other words you need to change either the temprature or pressure of the atmosphere as a whole for it to hold more water vapuor. You can't pump significant amounts into the atmosphere without it falling out as rain/dew elsewhere over the next few days. As for dissipating heat into space, water vapour rarely gets higher than a jet liner since the temp/pressure thing makes it form clouds and it falls down again. Even if the sprinklers blast the vapour directly into space there is that conservation of enery detail to think about.

    Although I support pure research I find it sad that someone let this guy have time on a supercomputer to play with his idea.

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  166. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You, for one, welcome our new toxic corporate overlords.

  167. Meh by Eclipse-now · · Score: 2, Interesting

    30 years to achieve 1 degree cooling?

    While I'm glad that people are thinking outside of the box for solutions to global warming, if world powers became REALLY serious and adopted all the "Radical R's" on this site then, as Al Gore stated, we could have a serious shot at getting OFF the fossil fuels in 10 years. We would of course probably need 20 or so to become truly carbon neutral but at least society would be heading in the right direction, living "light and local".

    Then with Biochar sequestering 6 gigatons of Co2 a year (according to Tim Flannery's estimates as stated to BeyondZeroEmissions) we'd gradually REVERSE global warming. Not only that, we could have rebuilt our cities, be living with far less traffic and far less cars, be independent of world oil markets, have a healthier, slimmer population, have richer community lives, trendier cities, energy security, healthy local ecosystems and farming, and be enjoying a "Cradle to Cradle" or "Waste = food" society where all "waste" (outdated concept) becomes an input into the next product.

    Burning through energy to spray water for a 1 degree lower temperature seems trite by comparision.

  168. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by mysidia · · Score: 1

    In any case, doing this would be catastrophic for another reason : what goes up must come down. And where will all this water vapor come down as and where, exactly ?

    Concentrate the vapor increase over the oceans.

    They don't notice some extra rain all that much...

    Still, the increased energy requirements to emit all this vapor might actually outweigh the cooling effect (in the form of greater emissions and power consumption)

  169. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once everything washes in to the sea it will all work itself out. Ye of little faith!

    (Brought to you by Stanley's Waders!)

  170. "little known scientist"? by tchall · · Score: 1

    This "little known scientist" seems to have twigged onto the amazing feature of planet earth that water evaporates when it gets warm, condenses when it cools and is the major regulator of that part of the "greenhouse" effect that keeps the planet from alternately freezing and baking (like the moon) as it rotates in the sun's light... Clouds reflect energy when it gets warmer and dissipate to let more hit the surface below when its cools out... His "misters" seem to be doing nothing more than emulating natural precipitation... I wonder if he already has plans for suing the planet for "infringing" on his patented process??? Couldn't this be an example of "prior art"?

  171. Global warming timing - FYI to scientists by Fractal+Dice · · Score: 1

    Marketing note to those with brilliant ideas to reverse global warming: don't publish/publicize in winter.

    *hunkers down in -25 windchill*

  172. Burn Oklahoma! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or we can do as the Indians used to do and burn Oklahoma every year.
    http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/12/081217190439.htm

  173. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nice job there with the links. I guess the syphilis that you contracted from one of your prostitute "friends" has finally gotten into the grey matter! I am sorry for your "loss".

  174. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Sperbels · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Uh, you mean as immature as Physics right? Climatology started a long time ago - 10th or 16th century, depending on who is counting - about when people started studying that thing we sometimes call "Gravity" (again, depending on who is counting).

    Oh please. You know what he meant by "immature". He means that the climate is not understood well enough to predict the climatological effects of the industrial revolution, much less how deliberately trying to counter those effects will affect things.

  175. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by lgw · · Score: 1

    Although I support pure research I find it sad that someone let this guy have time on a supercomputer to play with his idea

    I feel that way about all the climate modeling that's wasting supercomputer time these days. Woo hoo, the model based on our assumptions validated our assumptions! We've yet to see a single climate model successfully predict something unexpected - it's right up there with string theory for usefulness.

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  176. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Duradin · · Score: 1

    Or we could just persuade a massive volcano or three to cook off.

    Krakatoa did wonders for reducing temperatures world wide. No muss or fuss, just some high explosives in the right spots and in sufficient quantities.

  177. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by jamesh · · Score: 1

    I think that water vapor, which you can't see, is a greenhouse gas, but clouds are not that, they are tiny water droplets or ice crystals, and are quite reflective.

    So I guess the tricky bit is to make sure that the increased water vapor rises and turns into clouds.

  178. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by pipingguy · · Score: 2, Funny

    what goes up must come down

    I seem to remember from my industrial gas engineering days that CO2 is heavier than air (that's why we'd put powered vents near the bottom of enclosures that air breathers might go into). Can we please all just move on to the next 'the-sky-is-falling' media-hyped scenario like the scarcity of fresh water? It's probably a scarier situation but many of the invested AGW people haven't caught on yet. Or at least not enough of them to build a "consensus" and unilaterally decide that the "science is settled".

  179. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your post may be accidentally misleading. I have many people exclaim that they needn't worry about reducing their GHG emissions because water vapor has such a larger effect. What they forget is that increased temperatures from Co2 has increased the amount of water vapor in the atmosphere. (Warming has melted glaciers and increased evaporation.)

    So the warming effect of each ton of co2 is greatly multiplied by the increased evaporation. Meaning, we probably have to reduce our ghg more and faster.

  180. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    "We've yet to see a single climate model successfully predict something unexpected - it's right up there with string theory for usefulness."

    Leaving aside the tautology of "predicting something unexpected", you may want to have a look into polar amplification.

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  181. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by lgw · · Score: 1

    If a computer model, or any hypothesis really, only makes predictions that are in line with the current consensus, it's not very interesting. A hypothesis that make divergent (and falsifyable, and testable) predictions is far more interesting, as it will either get falsified, or move things in a new direction. Since it's nearly impossible to get funding for any sort of climat change project unless you're narrowly in line with consensus, a ton of money has been wasted on basically masturbatory modeling.

    If we weren't pissing away 1000x as much money on unecessary bailouts I'd be pissed about that.

    New rule: no individual comanpy can recieve a bailout larger than NASA's budget for the year. At least NASA gives me good images to use for my desktop!

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  182. And the energy required ... by OneSmartFellow · · Score: 1

    ... to pump this water would of course be 100% free

  183. a problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ok i am sure that this is accounted for but i want to hear the solution. what happens to all that salt that is left over in the land from the "gigatons" of sea water. last time i checked soil doesn't like salt.

  184. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    "Since it's nearly impossible to get funding for any sort of climat change project unless you're narrowly in line with consensus a ton of money has been wasted on basically masturbatory modeling.

    Maybe it's not a complete waste after all, it does serve as an anecdote to help your brain shake off that politics thing. Unless of course you can point to an enduring global consensus among the world's scientists that recomends policy makers should look at giant sprinklers?

    That's the problem with politics, it's like a brain tumour that sucks away any awareness of the contradictions coming from your own mouth.

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  185. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by WhiteHorse-The+Origi · · Score: 1

    Need I mention that their wear too mispled worlds? Behinds, you cans till incinerate them eaning thouh even that for the speeling not correcting and tense, as it were, however, correcting will exhaperate.

    So their!!

  186. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by ultranova · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Since it will actually INCREASE the greenhouse effect (after all, it takes a LOT of energy to spray a half-inch of water into the air),

    And lets not forget that water vapour is a greenhouse gas. Making this the equivalent of trying to put out a fire by pouring gasoline onto it.

    you won't have to worry about tropical storms - they'll no longer be confined just to the tropics.

    There's always been small tornadoes outside of tropics. They're rare, short-living and too weak to doo much damage besides damaging some roots, but they exist. Of course, even real tropical storms would likely be less of a problem here in North, since the structures tend to be sturdier in the first place; however, I wonder if tropical and sub-tropical regions simply become unlivable ? You can't rebuild New Orleans every year, and most big cities of the world sit on a shore, so they would also flood when hit by a major storm. And, since most scyscrapers seem to have an exterior made entirely of glass, they'd be ruined; the superstructure would withstand wind forces, but the insides would become a gutted skeleton.

    Should us on the subarctic begin stocking up with weapons and supplies to deal with the hordes of refugees from the warmer regions ?

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  187. Re:Huh?x10 by WhiteHorse-The+Origi · · Score: 1

    How is water a greenhouse gas? I thought Co2 is because it's lighter than most molecules so it stays in the upper atmosphere and reflects light back down to Earth, whereas H2o condenses and falls back to Earth. So water may reflect light back down to Earth but it eventually goes away due to condensation, but Co2 never condenses

  188. Prior Art. by slyall · · Score: 1

    There were a bunch of articles a few months ago about the same sort of thing:

    Like this one which includes a link to a paper from 2005 with the same idea.

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  189. As effective as flying more jets... by roughshod_coder · · Score: 1

    I am no expert, just a fan of science on TV and this solution reminded me of a (I think Nova) program I watched about Global Dimming. Essentially, an effect of more clouds in the air caused by the heating of global warming and the by-product of jet engine exhaust thereby dimming the earth by blocking the suns radiation. This lessens the water evaporation on the earth's surface and causes days to be dimmer. All of which would be a detriment to the earth's ecosystem. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_dimming

  190. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

    Actually, the main competitor to the geoengineering approach described in TFA is stratospheric injection of aerosol precursors, i.e., artificial volcanoes. It has drawbacks.

  191. So then... by Tokerat · · Score: 1

    If more water in the air causes cooling, then when the planet warms, won't that naturally cause more evaporation and hence more water in the air at once?

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    1. Re:So then... by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      If more water in the air causes cooling, then when the planet warms, won't that naturally cause more evaporation and hence more water in the air at once?

      It's not just more water in the air causes cooling. More water in the air can cause warming. It depends on how the water gets there and where it's located. Normally, a warming planet means more evaporated water vapor, which itself has a net warming effect. The water spraying described here has a net cooling effect because it's shot high into the cold atmosphere, where it can radiate more of its latent heat. Also, if you coordinate where you spray it, you may form low-lying clouds which provide shade and extra cooling.

  192. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

    In other words you need to change either the temprature or pressure of the atmosphere as a whole for it to hold more water vapuor. You can't pump significant amounts into the atmosphere without it falling out as rain/dew elsewhere over the next few days.

    That means you have to continually keep spraying water to keep the scheme going, but it doesn't mean that the scheme doesn't work.

    As for dissipating heat into space, water vapour rarely gets higher than a jet liner since the temp/pressure thing makes it form clouds and it falls down again.

    The point is not to inject water into space, just that if you shoot it into higher and therefore cooler air, more of the latent heat will be radiated than if it evaporates at the warmer surface. Some of that radiation escapes to space.

    Although I support pure research I find it sad that someone let this guy have time on a supercomputer to play with his idea.

    Why? The model supports the validity of his idea. Whether it's practical to continuously spray that much water is another matter. It would be easier to do aerosol geoengineering, but that may have more side effects.

  193. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

    I seem to remember from my industrial gas engineering days that CO2 is heavier than air (that's why we'd put powered vents near the bottom of enclosures that air breathers might go into).

    Yes, but it takes a century or two to start coming down, and much of it will remain in the atmosphere for thousands of years until natural sinks can scrub it.

    Can we please all just move on to the next 'the-sky-is-falling' media-hyped scenario like the scarcity of fresh water? It's probably a scarier situation but many of the invested AGW people haven't caught on yet.

    Those who study climate change impacts are well aware of scarce water supplies, which climate change is expected to exacerbate in some regions.

  194. Re:Huh?x10 by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

    How is water a greenhouse gas?

    It absorbs infrared radiation, just like CO2 does.

    So water may reflect light back down to Earth but it eventually goes away due to condensation, but Co2 never condenses

    Water vapor doesn't stay in the atmosphere as long as CO2 does, but that doesn't mean that it's not a greenhouse gas. And since water vapor is continuously evaporating, there is always water vapor in the air, even though any particular molecule of it may not stay there long.

  195. Really! Lets build a giant sun screen to! by tchronin · · Score: 1

    I do not know how an idiot can be labeled as a scientist. "Global warming" seems to only affect large cities ignoring the small towns in between. Let's say we can cool to world, what happens to the poor bastards in the north who have seen no temperature variance in over 50 years? Maybe the scientists should do some reading before wasting time and probably tax money on a hair brianed ideas.

    1. Re:Really! Lets build a giant sun screen to! by tchronin · · Score: 1

      PS. Water Vapor is the most abundant greenhouse gas in the atmosphere, which is why it is addressed here first. However, changes in its concentration is also considered to be a result of climate feed backs related to the warming of the atmosphere rather than a direct result of industrialization. The feedback loop in which water is involved is critically important to projecting future climate change, but as yet is still fairly poorly measured and understood. noaa.gov

    2. Re:Really! Lets build a giant sun screen to! by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      "Global warming" seems to only affect large cities ignoring the small towns in between.

      That's manifestly false. The warming is virtually unchanged if you toss all the urban areas and look at rural areas. Even if you ignore land warming altogether and just look at sea surface temperatures, the global warming signal is still there.

      Let's say we can cool to world, what happens to the poor bastards in the north who have seen no temperature variance in over 50 years

      The same north that's warming faster than any other latitude band on the planet?

      Nevertheless, the point remains valid, even if you've got the locations confused. Different regions change temperatures at different rates, so these geoengineering schemes are imperfect. Whether they're "good enough" is a different question, and depends on how bad the damages may get.

      Maybe the scientists should do some reading before wasting time and probably tax money on a hair brianed ideas.

      Hey genius, the scientists involved know more than you do about the problem, as is evidenced by the wrong statements you've made here.

  196. Obligatory quote in 3,2,1... by xactuary · · Score: 0

    Oh the humidity!

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  197. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    There was a study in the '70s that predicted the collapse of much of the southern US in the early part of this century due to it becoming too hot to live in, and too dry to farm. The US absolutely *has* to get a handle on its' population growth, and reverse it. The alternative is really ugly - a 3rd-world standard of living for most of the population.

    The prediction was for 50 to 150 million Americans to be displaced, out of a total population of 450 to 665 million. That's pretty grim.

  198. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also, how much energy will all this spraying consume? A huge (GT) amount of water has to be pumped.

    Not that I want to pour rain on their parade.
    Maybe the energy consumed in pumping, and any heating that produces, will be more than balanced by the evaporative and reflective effects. I suppose solar-powered pumps might be the answer, and probably very useful for a scheme that would need worldwide usage.

    I think the calculations need doing.

    And in the spirit of the OP, I'd also just like to say.

  199. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by nusuth · · Score: 1
    In this case, the effect is the same idea, the operation, and the invention are the same.

    No it isn't the same effect. On the small scale, water cools immediate surroundings by evaporation. This is all there is to it. On planetary scale, the mist do cool immediate surroundings by evaporation too. However, if it were to condense in the lower atmosphere, it would release heat while condensing and would have no overall cooling effect. The patentable idea in the planet-scale application is that, it is possible to dump the heat into space by controlling where the water condenses.

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  200. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by aurispector · · Score: 0, Troll

    Play logic games if you want, the fact of the matter is that the environmental movement is political, not scientific. They use, or misuse, science to bolster their cause as they see fit, but well-meaning intent does not automatically mean that their interpretation of the science is correct.

    Climatology is immature in the sense that we don't have a solid base of data that reliably tells us the consequences of a schemes like the one proposed in TFA. A simple check of the accuracy of your local weather forecast reveals the likelihood of a given outcome, e.g. rain, is expressed in percentages. This is a simplistic example, but reflects our current inability to accurately predict even common climatic events. Additionally, these predictions are based more on direct observations rather than an abstracted mathematical model that accurately predicts climatic events - that model just doesn't exist.

    Why bet the planet if there is no way to prove a geoengineering scheme will work? It's hubris at it's worst! The climate has changed before and will change again regardless of human actions. Personally I'd much rather focus on things we can prove are dangerous like the presence of toxic industrial effluent in the water supply. The focus of global warming has detracted from many other legitimate and PROVEN hazards that can be more easily and directly dealt with. Besides, the simplest and most direct method of dealing with greenhouse gas emissions is to reduce them, not introduce a new and untested variable into an extremely complicated system. You DO know the difference between dependent and independent variables, don't you?

    My point was not about money, but the potential negative planetary effects of an untestable geoengineering scheme. I'm not biased against environmentalism but rather the confusion of politics and propaganda with hard science.

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  201. Evaporative climate control not a great idea. by ResidentSourcerer · · Score: 2, Informative

    Let's take a look at this. To be viable you would have to evaporate an amount of water that is significant compared to the water that is already evaporated. Given that a largish thunderstorm cell has energy content on the order of an H bomb, methinks that the budget is going to be a bit stretched.

    For houses this works well. For planets, no.

    Also evaporating water may drop the temperature, but it doesn't drop the heat. You're just storing it as latent heat of water vapor. In that form it can still play with the rest of the climate engine.

    Even if it were possible, there are good reasons to think that it MIGHT be counter productive.

    1. Water is a potent greenhouse gas, blocking different IR bands than CO2. Increasing the average water content of the atmosphere may well cause the average temp to go up.

    2. Enough water vapour and you increase the number of clouds. Increasing the number of clouds can push the climate either way: Thick clouds tend to cool the earth, thin clouds tend to warm it. Last time I checked (some years ago) cloud modeling was one of the sticky points in climate models.

    3. If you used fresh water for this, it's going to put a major drain on our fresh water supplies. If you use salt water for this, you will put a huge amount of cute microscopic salt crystals in the air. These act as condensation nuclei for water droplets. The formation of rain is dependent on the number of nuclei. Too few and you get a few large drops of rain that result in light rainfall. Too many and you get masses of cloud with drops too small to fall, or that evaporate on the way down.

    A possibly more viable form of climate control would be to use H bombs to turn mountain tops into stratospheric dust. We have significant data that large volcanic eruptions can cool the atmosphere for a few years. I don't know if anyone has figured out how much of this is due to dust, and how much to sulfates. Sure this method increases the background radiation. But I think most people would take a 1-2% increase of cancer in 20 years rather than become a refugee of rising ocean levels.

    (Caveat: I've not done the math. How many bombs a year does it take to do a Krakatoa? What is the radiation release of an H bomb designed to pulverize the maximum amount of rock and inject it into the stratosphere? I submit that the math for this is less than trivial.)

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  202. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by aurispector · · Score: 1

    I noticed that you said there are geoengineering schemes that would "almost certainly work", "almost" being the word that catches my eye. Are you that confident in the odds that you're willing to bet the planet?

    Besides, we aren't talking about saving the planet but saving ourselves - this assumes we are more important than everything else on the planet. I'm not trying to imply anything about a "natural order of things", but merely attempting to keep things in perspective.

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  203. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by mysidia · · Score: 1

    No it isn't the same effect. On the small scale, water cools immediate surroundings by evaporation. This is all there is to it. On planetary scale, the mist do cool immediate surroundings by evaporation too.

    You realize that statement is a self-contradiction? It has the same effect, you have admitted it.

    The choice of where to use an existing invention is not patentable, because there's nothing novel or non-obvious about choosing to use an existing invention in the upper atmosphere instead of the lower atmosphere.

    This is like taking the idea of an "ice bag" commonly placed on the head by people with a headache, and patenting the idea of putting an ice bag on the backs of people with backaches.

    Coming up with a brand new invention is patentable. Coming up with a new application for an existing invention is not.

  204. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Ostsol · · Score: 1

    I'm still not convinced that it would be a good idea. I'm not comfortable with the idea of trying to cover up warming caused by human emissions with even more emissions. Reduction of emissions is the only answer I agree with -- which capturing and this covering do nothing to encourage.

  205. Re:SNOW! And cold too! by ResidentSourcerer · · Score: 1

    What do you want!
            GLOBAL WARMING
    When do you want it!
            NOW

    What do you want!
            GLOBAL WARMING
    When do you want it!
            NOW

    As it write it's a day or two to the official start of winter, and the temperature on the front porch is -34 C.
    This is some 20 degrees C (36 F for the metricly disadvantaged) below normals for this time of year.

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  206. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

    Play logic games if you want, the fact of the matter is that the environmental movement is political, not scientific.

    This is a gross overgeneralization.

    They use, or misuse, science to bolster their cause as they see fit,

    Some misuse science, and some do not.

    Why bet the planet if there is no way to prove a geoengineering scheme will work?

    There is a way to prove it: you can try it. If further modeling studies bear the idea out, and anyone deems it worthwhile, the next stage is real-world experiments. One advantage of this kind of geoengineering scheme is that it's relatively easy to control the strength of the effect, and dial it back if it doesn't work. The excess water vapor precipitates out very quickly. The corollary, however, is that if you don't keep doing it (e.g., you run out of money), and allow too many greenhouse gases to build up in the meantime, then you're in for a lot of warming once you stop. Of course, testing would be expensive, but the negative consequences of a test probably are not devastating since the effects can be quickly undone. It's not necessary to "bet the planet".

    Besides, the simplest and most direct method of dealing with greenhouse gas emissions is to reduce them, not introduce a new and untested variable into an extremely complicated system.

    This is true. Geoengineering schemes probably work as far as temperature is concerned, but there may be unpredictable side effects. Even building a large-scale test is probably not worthwhile. The only time you'd probably try this is if we detect something really bad coming, like crossing the threshold for a Greenland ice sheet collapse.

  207. And the albedo of forest is... by ResidentSourcerer · · Score: 1

    Whenever I've flown over the landscape it seems to me that forests are much darker than either grasslands or most crops.

    If you plant forest, it has a one time 50-100 year impact soaking up CO2 before the biomass reaches an equilibrium between growth and decay.

    The only biosystem I'm aware of that sequesters carbon indefinitely are peat bogs. The little beasties create enough acidity that the previous generations don't rot. Of course they ahve to be in a situation where there continues to be standing water as the layers get thicker.

    This is one of the reasons that climate warming affects arctic regions to a greater degree than tropical regions. Warm up the arctic, and the treeline moves north. Spruce (predominate tree line species) has a very low albedo. This in turn means that the net reflectivity of the region drops, which further warms the region. Positive feed back loop.

    A better plan generally is to harvest biomass for energy, but instead of burning it all, use gassification systems,to make much of it into charcoal. Return the charcoal to the soil. Pure carbon has a very long residence time, and acts as a surface for nutrients to cling to. Some experiments with doing this in tropical rain forest slash and burn agriculture have found that the soil become quite productive for long periods.

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  208. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

    I noticed that you said there are geoengineering schemes that would "almost certainly work", "almost" being the word that catches my eye. Are you that confident in the odds that you're willing to bet the planet?

    As I noted in another response, we don't have to "bet the planet" in order to test geoengineering. We can do as little or as much of it as we want in order to study the effects, as long as we don't commit ourselves to doing it for a long period of time.

  209. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

    We agree; I'm far from convinced that it's a good idea myself. But I think it and other geoengineering schemes are worth investigating, as a worst-case backup solution in case we fail to reduce emissions enough.

  210. SciAm says... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This was in a recent Scientific American. There aren't easy solutions to climate change.

    http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?id=geoengineering-how-to-cool-earth

  211. another brilliant solution to non existing problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and it will cost us only some xxx bln $

  212. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by nusuth · · Score: 1
    A patent is granted for an invention, but an invention is not a physical thing. It is a physical thing and a use associated for that thing. This is quite apparent in my field of work (chemistry) where it is seldom that a new compound is discovered, but there are many patents describing use of a known compound for a specific, novel purpose. You can't patent using a fork to transport meal to mouth, no matter what the meal is or where it is eaten. But you can patent using a certain device to tie shoe laces, even if the device is physically identical to ordinary fork. As long as the "fork" works for a different purpose from its previously known functions, it is an invention.

    The cooling of immediate surroundings by evaporation is not scalable to planetary level. The misters rely on this effect and on this effect alone, which is fine for an open system like a house's backyard. However, it doesn't work at all in a closed system, such as a room or a planet. Regardless of where you place misters, or how big they are, the water vapor is just a carrier of heat. The heat doesn't get magically destroyed once it is used for turning water in vapor. It is released in exactly the same amount, when the vapor turns into water. This fact is irrelevant when designing or using a garden mister, as you wouldn't care where or how far the heat goes as long as it goes away from you. Once the heat is removed from the target area, the mister has fulfilled its purpose.

    The means of cooling Earth is by making sure the water condenses where it loses some of its heat into space. The physical mechanism for this is radiating some of heat to space, by making sure the condensation occurs away from potential absorbers. This is fundamentally different idea from cooling by evaporation. Also this idea is independent of the way how you produce high altitude condensation. It would work as long as you control where the condensation occurs, even if you haven't produced the vapor yourself.

    However an idea isn't patentable, while an implementation is. Their chosen implementation is using carefully located misters such that vapor they create condenses where some heat would be released into space. The primary use of misters in the previously known setting (local cooling by evaporation) is just a step in a longer process for a different purpose (dumping heat into space by radiation), when misters are used for cooling the planet. This is why it is an invention.

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  213. As this was suggested in th e1970's by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as a method of increasing rain fall and decreasing temperatures in the Sahara, California, and other hot places, wouldn't this be considered prior art?

  214. hah! by thefoul · · Score: 1

    I'm quite astounded that he manged to patent the idea of spraying water into the air to begin with. How come somebody in the patent office didn't laugh himself to tears, photocopy it and post it all over the building for everybody else to laugh at, and outright reject it?

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  215. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by lazy+genes · · Score: 0

    The best solution is to produce a cloud in space so it reflects the energy before it gets to earth. Eventually we will have to be more energy efficient .

  216. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Livius · · Score: 1

    Isn't there prior art in things like wind blowing over the surface of open water?

  217. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I was just thinking the exact same thing. Isn't this making a temporary correct and making a worse long term problem?

  218. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by budgenator · · Score: 1

    I've had the same idea myself but didn't write it down, I'm smart but not that smart so there will likely be others who did. I suspected it didn't have enough novelty to be patented anyway, how do you patent what's basically a power-plant cooling tower?

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  219. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by lgw · · Score: 1

    It has been (nearly) impossible for about 10 years now to get NSF funding for any research that questioned the existince of global warming, or it's cause. That's not science. The scientific method is an *adversarial* process. If by "political" you mean US election politics, I don't see it here: the executive branch for past 8 years has hardly been leading the global warming charge. This is far more insidious: deciding that a hypothesis is "settled science" and any attempt to question it is a waste of funding before the hypothesis has even been *tested*.

    As Karry Mullis puts it: Science is being practiced by people who are dependent on being paid for what they *attempt* to discover, not for actually discovering the truth. Mullis is a Nobel-prize winning biochemist, not some kook. Yet when he questioned whether the HIV virus causes AIDS, he was physically ejected from conferences. Note that there is no actual science showing that HIV causes AIDS (though the correlation is beyond doubt, the correlation is a bit self-fulfilling). It was simply accepted as "settled science" -- without ever having been the subject of the scientific method -- and anyone who dared question this "fact" was branded a heritic and removed from the discussion, even a Nobel laureate in the field.

    The same thing is happening with global warming. Sure, it seems like a reasonable hypothesis, but it *hasn't* been the subject of the scientific method, because the contrarian position hasn't been funded (or, when funded by the private sector, the research is dismissed out of hand). It is accepted as the Unquestionable Othodoxy simply because, if it were true, it would further a common political agenda. "It seems reasonable, and the ends justify the means" is not how science is supposed to work.

    But maybe that's what you meant about politics and clear thinking?

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  220. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by mog007 · · Score: 1

    Isn't water vapor a greenhouse gas?

  221. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All you have to do is pass a law stating that all men are hereby required to pee freely into the air instead of into toilets. Completely carbon-neutral and energy efficient. Of course, this could get a little messy...

  222. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by mysidia · · Score: 1

    Um. It's exactly the same.

    The earth is just a very very large room.

    You wouldn't install misters in a place where they would release all the heat back into your house, would you?

    Elements of a specific implementation that accomplishes misting into space may be novell and deserve patent.

    The concept applying a mister to the same problem (getting rid of heat) is not new.

    This invention is not about using a fork to tie shoelaces.

    It's using a massively enlarged fork to transport a much larger meal over a much longer distance.

  223. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It has been (nearly) impossible for about 10 years now to get NSF funding for any research that questioned the existince of global warming, or it's cause.

    Says someone who has no doubt never applied for NSF climate funding.

    You don't write in your grant proposal that "I intend to prove (or disprove) anthropogenic global warming". You write in things like, "I plan to explore the influence of solar activity on climate", or "the role of natural variability in the Pacific Decadal Oscillation on climate", or "the role of the greenhouse effect on climate", or whatever. Such grants do get funded.

    Mullis is a Nobel-prize winning biochemist, not some kook.

    Not some kook? This is the same Mullis who believes in astral projection and that a glowing raccoon spoke to him.

    Yet when he questioned whether the HIV virus causes AIDS, he was physically ejected from conferences.

    Poor persecuted Mullis. A brave Galileo being silenced for his heresy. I'm sure it had nothing to do with his behavior. It must have been his genius that lesser minds couldn't accept.

    From PCR: A Story of Biotechnology):

    "Mullis and a scientist named Mike McGrogan got into an increasingly surly match of wits, hurling accusations of scientific and technical incompetence back and forth. The escalating confrontation brought Gelfand's party to an end. Mullis wasn't done, though. He pursued McGrogan to the balcony outside McGrogan's room, where a shoving and shouting match ensued. At one in the morning, John Sninsk, who had recently come to Cetus, found himself physically mediating between the two scientists. Reluctantly, Mullis returned to his room. Still riled, Mullis called Tom White several times to tell him in an abusive tone that White had been a `jerk' for insiting that Mullis experimentally demonstrate that PCR worked when he knew perfectly well that it did. Finally, at three in the morning, White called hotel security, who escorted Mullis to the beach for a long walk."

    From the NYT, about the Toledo conference where he lied about the subject of his talk and instead presented his HIV "theory":

    "His only slides (on what he called 'his art') were photographs he had taken of naked women with colored lights projected on their bodies,'' Dr. Martin continued. `He accused science of being universally corrupt with widespread falsification of data to obtain grants. Finally he impugned the honesty of several named scientists working in the H.I.V. field.'"

    Sure, it seems like a reasonable hypothesis, but it *hasn't* been the subject of the scientific method, because the contrarian position hasn't been funded.

    All the well known skeptical climate scientists are regularly funded. And the NSF does not give funding either for or against "a position" on global warming. It gives funding for a specific investigation. The mechanics of natural climate change most certainly is funded.

  224. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by MoeDrippins · · Score: 1

    > There's always been small tornadoes outside of tropics. They're rare, short-living and too weak to doo much damage besides damaging some roots, but they exist.

    I'm sure I'm misreading you, but tornadoes in the Midwest US do quite a bit of damage, and are not rare.

    Or did you mean something entirely else?

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  225. A better solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Scientists can say the dumbest things sometimes. You want to stop global warming? QUIT CUTTING DOWN TREES!!!!!!! Just as most people have been convinced that they aren't biological organisms, (and still subject to all maladies associated with this state) they have also forgotten that trees are big sponges. They capture and hold airborne water (dew, rain, snow...etc) close to the ground. The additional water at ground level increases the local humidity as well as having a cooling effect as the water evaporates. It also provides a cushioning effect on approaching pressure displacements in the atmosphere. Without trees, storms rip through previously treed areas with very little or no ground resistance, often intensifying the effects felt on the ground.

    So you want to stop global warming? Quit breeding like bacteria and go plant some trees!!!!!

    1. Re:A better solution by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      Scientists can say the dumbest things sometimes. You want to stop global warming? QUIT CUTTING DOWN TREES!!!!!!!

      If you were a scientist, you might know why that won't actually work. Halting deforestation won't stop global warming. Reforesting the entire planet won't stop global warming either. Our CO2 emissions are already far greater than the terrestrial carbon sink can take up (by a factor of about 4) and are still increasing. Reforesting won't increase the carbon sink by enough to stop global warming. It can slow it somewhat, however. But there are secondary effects: if you reforest in boreal regions, you can actually add to global warming, because the trees displace a lot of highly reflective (cooling) ground snow cover, and don't offset enough CO2 to outweigh the albedo shift.

  226. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Damarkus13 · · Score: 1

    Well, the Gov't could just seize the patent as relating to "National Security." They do that on occasion, but I belive it's been basically limited to cryptography.

  227. OK, I didnt RTFA, but by aqk · · Score: 1

    ..but where do we get all this water?

    I assume it would have to be fresh water- I'm not sure what would happen if you started spraying massive amounts of salt water into the atmosphere, other than cars in Arizona and such places would no longer be free from rusting.

    Speaking as a freshwater-rich Canadian, I suspect our natural resources may be on the bleeding edge.
    Maybe we could start hurling glacier ice upwards. It would be ground up into ice dust first.
    Oh, wait. That's Greenland's resource.

    .

    1. Re:OK, I didnt RTFA, but by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

      TFA suggests using sea water. I don't know if it would cause massive rusting; I suspect the necessary quantity of water is small compared to the amount of seawater already evaporated. However, that's certainly an issue that would require further study if anyone wanted to go through with this plan.

  228. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    A "study in the 70s"? The same time period where they were predicting Global Freezing? Got a cite for that?

  229. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by mckinnsb · · Score: 1

    Climatology is immature in the sense that we don't have a solid base of data that reliably tells us the consequences of a schemes like the one proposed in TFA. A simple check of the accuracy of your local weather forecast reveals the likelihood of a given outcome, e.g. rain, is expressed in percentages. This is a simplistic example, but reflects our current inability to accurately predict even common climatic events. Additionally, these predictions are based more on direct observations rather than an abstracted mathematical model that accurately predicts climatic events - that model just doesn't exist.

    You are confusing Climatology with Meteorology. They are not the same. With regards to Climatology, the model does exist, and it has accurately predicted what has happened in the past - this would be the "solid base of data" that you are declaring to be nonexistent. To reiterate: Climatologists came up with a model based on data they discovered, and then found more data that largely backed up the model.

    Besides, the simplest and most direct method of dealing with greenhouse gas emissions is to reduce them, not introduce a new and untested variable into an extremely complicated system. You DO know the difference between dependent and independent variables, don't you?

    I agree with you here, but I don't think anyone is seriously considering building a device that works on TFA's subject's principle as a near-term solution for... greenhouse gases... or altering the course of the Earth's climate. It's probably more of a desperate measure.

    Yes, I do know the difference between a dependent and an independent variable. I would not consider "Water Vapor" to be a "new and untested variable" in our Earth's climate, however.

  230. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by tomhudson · · Score: 1

    Sorry, it was a dead-tree item. Also, they weren't predicting "Gobal Freezing" - they were predicting global warming back then as well. You may be thinking of "Nuclear Winter" ... :-)

    As you can see from this link, scientists wren't predicting global freezing ...

    1970's ice age predictions were predominantly media based with the majority of scientific papers predicting warming.

    Most predictions of an impending ice age came from the popular press (eg - Newsweek, NY Times, National Geographic, Time Magazine). As far as peer reviewed scientific papers in the 1970s, very few papers (7 in total) predicted global cooling. What surprises is that even in the 1970s, on the back of 3 decades of global cooling, significantly more papers (42 in total) predicted global warming due to CO2. More on 1970s science...

    Rasool and Schneider's ice age "projection"

    The main study cited by skeptics is Atmospheric Carbon Dioxide and Aerosols: Effects of Large Increases on Global Climate (Rasool 1971). The paper doesn't actually predict an ice age. Instead, it projects a possible scenario - if aerosol levels increased 6 to 8 times then sustained those levels for several years, it may trigger an ice age. Historically, what happened was aerosol levels fell. While it's unclear whether Rasool's calculations re aerosol cooling were accurate, one inaccuracy was they underestimated climate's sensitivity to CO2 by a factor of 3.

    In the decades since their 1971 paper, many studies constraining climate sensitivity calculate that if atmospheric CO2 was doubled, global temperatures would rise around 3C. These studies employ different methods (modelling, calculations from empirical observations) looking at different time periods (the 20th century, the Holocene, past ice ages), different aspects of climate (surface temperature, mid-tropospheric temperature, ocean heat intake) and response to different forcings (volcanic, CO2, solar). More on climate sensitivity...

    Or better yet, read this.

  231. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by aurispector · · Score: 1

    --They use, or misuse, science to bolster their cause as they see fit,
    -Some misuse science, and some do not.

    How does the layman tell the difference? The people I object to misuse the science.

    -There is a way to prove it: you can try it.

    Not on my planet. How can you possibly "try it" in any valid, reproducible and meaningful way when the goal is reduction in mean global temperature? Why not just attack it at the source rather than screw around with things we don't understand? Besides, where does the water come from and where does the energy come from to power the sprays? In order to do this on a scale that will have a planetary effect how many of these things would be needed? Pie in the sky bullshit!

    -Geoengineering schemes probably work...

    A completely unsupported assertion. Unpredictable side effects? Are you SURE these would be better than the sea level rising? You certainly seem confident. I'm not.

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  232. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by aurispector · · Score: 1

    You are confusing Climatology with Meteorology. They are not the same. With regards to Climatology, the model does exist, and it has accurately predicted what has happened in the past - this would be the "solid base of data" that you are declaring to be nonexistent. To reiterate: Climatologists came up with a model based on data they discovered, and then found more data that largely backed up the model.

    Of course they're not the same - As I said, it's a simplistic example. Sure there's a "model", but to assert that we can use it to accurately predict the effects of random geoengineering schemes is nonsense. While I'm willing to buy into the idea that the CO2, etc., that we've been dumping into the atmosphere is driving up temperature, it's a massive leap of faith to assert that we understand the system well enough to screw around with it. I'd suggest that we know less than you think we do. The first and best measure to be taken is to find ways to reduce greenhouse gas emissions at the source.

    It's probably more of a desperate measure.

    Probably?

    Yes, I do know the difference between a dependent and an independent variable. I would not consider "Water Vapor" to be a "new and untested variable" in our Earth's climate, however.

    The massive amounts suggested in TFA certainly are new and untested, but I'm also worried about the heavy metals, radioactive isotopes and other non-degrading chemicals being spewed into the atmosphere by burning coal and oil. The best response to all these concerns is to burn less fossil fuel.

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  233. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

    How can you possibly "try it" in any valid, reproducible and meaningful way when the goal is reduction in mean global temperature?

    Easy: you turn it on and see if the temperature goes down. The effect is fast and so should be quickly noticeable. You don't even have to start at a global scale; you can do it regionally.

    Why not just attack it at the source rather than screw around with things we don't understand?

    If by "attacking it at the source" you mean "reducing CO2 emissions", I agree that's the better plan. Unless we can't reduce them fast enough. I'm merely pointing out that geoengineering schemes are testable and we don't have to "bet the planet" on them.

    Besides, where does the water come from

    The ocean.

    and where does the energy come from to power the sprays?

    It can come from any energy source. If you're worried about the energy coming from fossil fuels, the real question is whether the temperature reduction is greater than the warming induced by extra fossil energy consumption. (The answer is likely yes, considering the amount of fossil fuels that had to be burned to raise current temperatures by less than 1 C.)

    A completely unsupported assertion.

    You cut off the part where I said "as far as temperature is concerned". And that is not completely unsupported. Aerosol geoengineering would certainly work to reduce temperatures, because volcanoes already do that. The current scheme discussed here is less well studied.

    Unpredictable side effects? Are you SURE these would be better than the sea level rising?

    No. I'm not in favor of geoengineering unless it's to prevent something really severe, like runaway melting of Greenland. I'm merely pointing out that geoengineering is feasible and it can be tested in a controlled manner, should anyone want to do it. I have not endorsed actually doing it.

  234. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    Dude, you have read one too many Michael Chriton books. Politicians and their pet pundits are leading you around by the nose, you rant about a lack of adherence to the scienctific method yet there's not a single scrap of science in your post, just more unsupported conspiracy drivel.

    "But maybe that's what you meant about politics and clear thinking?"

    No. Never heard of Mullis', [google] hmmm impressive Nobel Prize. He thinks there is nothing linking HIV to AIDS other than a strong correlation ---hang on---- isn't that basically true of any virus and it's symptoms? Reading further he belives this means that AIDS is not transmitted by HIV.....Now I am starting to see why other equally impressive Nobel laureates would chuck him out of a meeting.

    Nobody enjoys listening to people state the obvious in support of willfull ignorance, sadly over the hill Nobel laureates do it just as regularly as politically myopic laymen. Science informs politics not the other way around as you seem to believe. If you can't get your head around that then I feel sorry for you sitting inside that political cage of your own making.

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  235. Not all that original... by Laptopdude · · Score: 1

    There was recently a show on Discovery Channel called "Discovery Project Earth" where they investigated different geo engineering solutions. One of them was spraying water into the air in order to make clouds reflect more sunlight. This idea is headed by physicist John Latham and engineer Stephen Salter.

    See Discovery Project Earth, a Brighter Earth for some more details.

  236. water goes up, then causes flooding on way down by societyofrobots · · Score: 1

    So . . . then the rain falls and causes massive flooding . . . And what about the CO2 created when pumping the water onto land?

  237. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by chadlupkes · · Score: 1

    Couple ideas come to mind. First, you could build floating humidifiers that would pump the water into the air over oceans. When it comes down after evaporating, it comes down over water. You could do the same thing above the Arctic circle or around Antarctica and get the same result, plus adding to the snow cover and ice at the poles that is melting so fast. It all depends on where you put the machines.

  238. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by sumdumass · · Score: 1

    That's interesting because James Hansen of the NASA global warming fame wrote his first paper on the global temperatures in the 1970's and it actually called for global cooling.

    Anyways, the paper itself said that Co2 effects surface temperature but it's effect don't scale well where aerosol increase by a factor of 4 and "If sustained over a period of several years, such a temperature decrease over the whole globe is believed to be sufficient to trigger an ice age."

    This supposedly came directly From Mr. Hansen's work. I'm sire the media outlets rant the story but they didn't make anything up. This investors.com story seems to have a couple of good questions on it.

  239. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by aurispector · · Score: 1

    Easy: you turn it on and see if the temperature goes down. The effect is fast and so should be quickly noticeable. You don't even have to start at a global scale; you can do it regionally.

    Any regional effect you could produce would be a far different thing than the long term effects on the entire global system. You're making a lot of assumptions.

    I'm merely pointing out that geoengineering schemes are testable and we don't have to "bet the planet" on them.

    By definition you do. Regional effects within a global system and global effects are two far different things.

    By the way, if you DID try this in the ocean, I can conceive of simple mechanical designs for buoys that would use wave energy to store and spray the water, but you would still need to make the buoys - think of the time, money and energy required. By contrast, we have virtually the entire world's population eagerly spending money and effort to purchase, operate and maintain the very devices that are spewing greenhouse gasses into the air, namely oil burning vehicles and electric things like lights and A/C, which in turn need electricity which is most often produced via burning coal. Basically, I'm against any scheme that doesn't address the runaway worldwide increase in fossil fuel use first-otherwise we are fighting the symptoms but not the source of the problem. There's a fundamental difference between the simple reduction in emissions and a planetary scale effort to compensate for those emissions. They are two completely different things.

    Aerosol geoengineering would certainly work to reduce temperatures, because volcanoes already do that. The current scheme discussed here is less well studied.

    Volcano eruptions reduce temperature by solid particulate, not aerosolized liquid - the definition of aerosol include both but it's two different things. The global effects of the scheme in TFA cannot be studied unless tried on a global scale.

    Two points: First, that any effort to compensate for the global effects of greenhouse gas production is doomed to failure without first addressing the core issue of greenhouse gas production itself. Second, that geoengineering schemes are intrinsically untestable because the ability to produce regional effects within the global system and altering the global system itself are completely different things.

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  240. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

    Any regional effect you could produce would be a far different thing than the long term effects on the entire global system. You're making a lot of assumptions.

    A regional test would precede a global test, obviously. You try it in stages, and if each stage works with no ill effects, you scale it up.

    By the way, if you DID try this in the ocean, I can conceive of simple mechanical designs for buoys that would use wave energy to store and spray the water, but you would still need to make the buoys - think of the time, money and energy required

    Duh, it costs money. So does reducing fossil fuel emissions. Geoengineering typically costs far less than abatement.

    Basically, I'm against any scheme that doesn't address the runaway worldwide increase in fossil fuel use first-otherwise we are fighting the symptoms but not the source of the problem.

    Your main point is valid, but the caveat is that we may end up needing to fight the symptoms if we don't successfully fight the source. As I said, I view geoengineering as a worst-case backup, not as the first line of defense.

    Volcano eruptions reduce temperature by solid particulate, not aerosolized liquid - the definition of aerosol include both but it's two different things.

    No, volcano eruptions primarily reduce temperature by aerosolized liquid, from SO2. Particulates also contribute, but not as much.

    The global effects of the scheme in TFA cannot be studied unless tried on a global scale.

    Again, duh. And again, that doesn't mean that we have to "bet the planet", or that geoengineering can't be safely tested.

    First, that any effort to compensate for the global effects of greenhouse gas production is doomed to failure without first addressing the core issue of greenhouse gas production itself.

    It's not "doomed to failure". It has side effects, but it's an open question whether those side effects are worse than the costs of dropping GHG production.

    Second, that geoengineering schemes are intrinsically untestable

    This is, as I noted, false: you can test them by implementing them. If they don't work or side effects start appearing, you stop.

  241. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's interesting because James Hansen of the NASA global warming fame wrote his first paper on the global temperatures in the 1970's and it actually called for global cooling.

    Like most of what you write about climate science, that's wrong.

    Hansen's first paper on global Earth temperatures (he wasn't the first author) did not call for global cooling. It concluded that global warming was likely: "The overall impression left by Table 3 is that anthropogenic perturbations of the gaseous anthropogenic composition are likely to eventually warm the earth [...] That impression is supported by the likelihood that the potential counter-effect of atmospheric aerosols will either be sporadic (in the case of volcanic aerosols) or limited by the short lifetime of airborne particles subject to fallout and rainout (in the case of tropospheric anthropogenic aerosols)." They then note that this is a tentative result which requires better modeling capabilities to arrive at reliable conclusions.

    The Rasool and Schneider paper - which was published BEFORE Hansen's first paper on Earth temperatures - did call for global cooling. But that was only ASSUMING that, as you note, industrial activity would cause anthropogenic aerosol emissions to increase by a large amount (4x). That hasn't happened, but that's an error of economic projection, not climate projection. Nor is does it have anything to do with Hansen. The R&S paper did use Hansen's Venus scattering code, but that code is not what led to their prediction of cooling. There wasn't anything wrong with Hansen's scattering calculations. What led to the prediction of cooling is R&S's assumption of large future aerosol emissions (much larger than Hansen's paper assumed), coupled to their very low estimate of climate sensitivity to CO2 (which again had nothing to do with Hansen, who hadn't even published anything on the subject yet). Hansen's later climate sensitivity estimate was 2-3.2 K, converting from his 25% CO2 increase to the reference CO2 doubling, which is within the modern IPCC range. R&S used only 0.8 K, well below modern estimates.

    Perhaps someday you will learn to read the primary scientific literature instead of getting all your "science" from skeptic blogs and the mainstream media.

  242. warning by sepelester · · Score: 1

    Now don't go and save the planet, he'll sue the crap out of you!

  243. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Shotgun · · Score: 1

    The water vapor is cooler than the surrounding areas. Why would it be radiating into space?

    The water vapor is cooler than the surrounding area. Cool air sinks. Hot air rises. How is this vapor going to be lofted to higher and cooler altitudes?

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  244. sumdumass indeed! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This supposedly came directly From Mr. Hansen's work.

    Hahaha, you're funny. Not only do you cite a paper that is not Hansen's as his, it's the very paper the previous poster quoted as being a favourite cite of folks who peddle the 70s iceage myth. Not only that, he took the time to explain how these propagandists misinterpret that paper.

    Man, you are not just ignorant, you are stubbornly so.

  245. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by stevehadd · · Score: 1

    No one (in the comments I've read, seems to have mention the role that rain plays in washing CO2 out of the atmosphere. Its part of the feedback cycle. Increase CO2 warms the atmosphere, so there is more water vapour capacity in the atmosphere, more rain, and more more CO2 is dissolved in the rain water. Of course I think we get a build of dissolved CO2 in the oceans, so maybe that's a problem too. Also, the increased rain washes other particulate matter out of the atmopsphere, particles which are currently reflecting sunlight back into space. So the atmosphere washing effect will probably increase incoming solar radiation. Maybe we should just tackle the root cause?

  246. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by internerdj · · Score: 1

    The best plan is to start reducing what we contribute immediately and if we have to do something to counter the effects of previous emmissions is to build something that can be easily removed in case we have major unintended consequences. Then we work on a plan of cleaning out what we already put in.

  247. Dynamic equilibrium by Wyck · · Score: 1

    So we need MORE clouds? The Earth is already about 70% covered in clouds.

    I think the Earth already does a pretty good job of putting water vapour into the atmosphere on a daily basis.

    The cloud cover is in dynamic equilibrium. I don't think that spraying some water air changes that equilibrium. Because, like I said, it's already dynamic equilibrium!.

    We need to find the Earth's thermostat and turn it down a bit. I think it has to do more with the composition of the atmosphere.

  248. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

    The water vapor is cooler than the surrounding areas.

    No, it's not. It's warm surface water which is injected high into the cool atmosphere. It cools there and radiates heat. Some of that heat escapes to space.

    How is this vapor going to be lofted to higher and cooler altitudes?

    It's mechanically injected. That's the point of this proposal.

  249. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by aurispector · · Score: 1

    We could go back and forth about whether geo-engineering schemes are ever a good idea or even remotely feasible. Thanks for an interesting conversation, but keep in mind the limits of science as it stands today. I can't help but be reminded of how eggs used to be considered a nearly perfect food, then were demonized for years over their cholesterol content, only to be (at least partially) rehabilitated once the role of cholesterol in he body was better understood.

    Be careful not to trip over the piles of bullshit.

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  250. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Shotgun · · Score: 1

    The only way to 'inject' water into the atmosphere and have it radiate heat is to boil it. Misting water is an incredibly endothermic reaction. If you can mist enough air into the atmosphere to make a difference, you create a local cool spot which will sink...fast and hard. Cool air is heavier than warm air.

    Now there needs to be some other force added to 'loft' this cooler air to higher altitude. I'm sorry, but around here we obey the Laws of Thermodynamics.

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  251. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

    The only way to 'inject' water into the atmosphere and have it radiate heat is to boil it.

    Uh, no. You spray it at high velocity. If it reaches high altitudes before it has had time to cool, it will be warmer than its surroundings and will cool there. It will radiate its latent heat.

  252. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Shotgun · · Score: 1

    Uh, yes. Find a dictionary, and look up the term 'endothermic'.

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  253. Re:A Little Known Maryland Scientist Has Made Publ by Ambitwistor · · Score: 1

    I know what "endothermic" means. And you don't know what the hell you're talking about. We're not talking about cool mist wafting up from the surface due to circulation. We're talking about sudden transport to a cooler environment before the water droplets have time to cool or evaporate. Your ignorance of thermodynamics doesn't change the fact that water has been transported to a cooler environment, and not in a slow way that allows it to re-equilibrate before it gets there.

  254. temperatures didn't drop by spage · · Score: 1

    [Global warming] has the strange affect of causing the earths average temperature to drop over the last decade instead of rise.

    If you're not being facetious...

    Denialists keep saying: Hey you clueless sheep, there's been a recent drop in temperatures, so global warming is bunk. But where's the data for this alleged drop?

    http://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/oa/climate/research/anomalies/anomalies.html has the graph, here's the data set:

    Anomalies are now provided as departures from the 20th century average (1901-2000).
    The Annual Global (land and ocean combined) Anomalies (degrees C) ...

    1997 0.4615
    1998 0.5765
    1999 0.3948
    2000 0.3631
    2001 0.4935
    2002 0.5574
    2003 0.5566
    2004 0.5338
    2005 0.6066
    2006 0.5524
    2007 0.5491

    1998 was awfully hot, then it wasn't so hot for a while but then it got hotter still. Soon denialists will shift to "It's gotten cooler since 2005, so global warming is bunk."

    In other non-news, "Swimmers have gotten slower since Michael Phelps' world records in China"

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