User: gorba

"Black" Screen of Death Solution

On: Microsoft Investigates Windows 7 "Black Screen of Death"

This probably means the user needs to turn on their computer.

tinfoil coffee cup

On: 3 Cups of Coffee Increases Hallucinations

I don't need 3 cups of coffee to know people are out to get me

feast

On: PETA Offers X-Prize for Artificial Meat

Giving up meat isn't easy for a caveman.

Re:They are unpleasant already

On: PETA Offers X-Prize for Artificial Meat

I'm a bag of mostly water.

1986 called...

On: Programmers At Work, 22 Years Later

it wants its site back

Amerika

On: Namco Blames Wii for Arcade Closures

But I'm too lazy to go to an arcade!

Re:Huh?

On: Intel Sued Over Core 2 Duo Patent Infringement

Star Trek and Intel... definitely "stuff that matters"

teh end

On: Time Warner Filtering iTunes Traffic?

welcome to the end of the internet. thanks for playing. :(

RIAAA

On: RIAA Wants $1.5 Million Per CD Copied

Ripping Individual American's Another Ass

old-school

On: 10-year-old Microsoft Ticket Resurfaces?

Back in my day we didn't have blue screens of death... they were more like amber screens of death. ASOD as we affectionately called them.

Constituted

On: National ID Cards Mandated in the US, If You're Under 50

According to the Constitution this would be illegal

quick improvement

On: Yahoo Tries to Improve Your Inbox

I had a Yahoo premium account for 2 years and dropped it this year when I discovered Gmail lets you POP for free. Plus they give you little over 6 GB free. I mean please Yahoo I'm not going to pay $20 just so I have the luxury of backing up my email. Plus Gmail's ads are really minimal. Yahoo's ads are all up in your face. Gmail FTW!

Chucky

On: Chuck Norris Sues Publisher, Tears Don't Cure Cancer

Chuck Norris doesn't take the law into his own feet. He calls his lawyer.

a Bane in the Ass

On: Clinton Would Crack Down On Game Content

Politically, this puts her in company with Republican Mitt Romney on the subject of game censorship. Her fellow Democrats are content to let the industry self-regulate.

This also puts her squarely in the camp of Jack Thompson! The bane of video gamers everywhere.

elusive?

On: Universe May Be Running Out of Time

I don't understand how scientists can say dark energy exists if it's elusive.

My vista on Windows

On: Microsoft Withdraws Vista's Kill Switch

The ONLY thing of value on Vista is DX10, and yet the hardware support for DX10 hasn't been good.

Fiction leads to Fact

On: Chimps Outscore College Students on Memory Test

This is precisely how Planet of the Apes happened, at least in the Tim Burton 2001 remake. o_o

It's pretty obvious

On: The Pirate Bay Facing "Old Fashioned" Pressure

Following them around will lead them to TPB's buried treasure... yarrr