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PETA Offers X-Prize for Artificial Meat

Bored MPA writes "The Times reports that PETA is to announce plans on Monday for a $1 million prize to the "first person to come up with a method to produce commercially viable quantities of in vitro meat at competitive prices by 2012." PETA founder Ingrid Newkirk addressed the controversial decision by saying, "We don't mind taking uncomfortable positions if it means that fewer animals suffer." An unexpected and pragmatic move from an organization that has a strong base of support from pro-organic vegans." The question I always had about this- if they can take one sample from one animal and clone it in a vat and feed this world, will the vegans be ok with that?

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  1. Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think I've got a winning idea, thanks to this film. Hopefully those PETA folks won't ask too many questions. Then things might get... unpleasant.

    1. Re:Hmm... by trolltalk.com · · Score: 3, Interesting

      You can have my soylent green when you pry it from my cold dead ... ummm, on second thought ...

      So, PETA's offering a million bucks. Chump change compared to what it's worth.

      Anyone remember the sci-fi story with "chicken little" - that one piece of repeatedly cloned, vat-grown chicken flesh that was made into chicken breast, leg, etc.? If they could throw in some Octopus genes, everyone'd get a drumstick!

    2. Re:Hmm... by ehrichweiss · · Score: 1

      Over 10 years ago I was speculating that we could move to cloned meat due to genetics, and strangely I kept wondering if people who were vegetarians for religious purposes would eat it if there was no suffering by an animal. I kept thinking that since filet mignon is judged by how "tall", not wide, it is, it would be a trivial task to make it as tall as you could stand it.

      I NEVER say this but...I'm proud of PETA on this one. I normally rail against them and their fucked up practices but this is one instance that I would happily stand behind them because this is a win-win situation.

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    3. Re:Hmm... by TristanGrimaux · · Score: 1

      I would modded you up if you pointed to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soylent_Green , but there it is, I fixed it for you!

    4. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PETA are ECO TERRORISTS for animals and have been on the watch list from the FBI since the 1980's for activities related to research projects nationwide that involved animal testing. Who cares what those idiots think?

    5. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they could throw in some Octopus genes, everyone'd get a drumstick!

      or 8 chicken feet...

    6. Re:Hmm... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meat

    7. Re:Hmm... by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      since filet mignon is judged by how "tall", not wide, it is, it would be a trivial task to make it as tall as you could stand it.
      Filet mignon is cut from the tenderloin, which is nearly cylindrical. It already can be as tall as you want to make it.

    8. Re:Hmm... by ehrichweiss · · Score: 1

      You mean it can be 50 ft tall? Nope, it can't...yet. That's my point, they would be able to make it any way they like and in an virtually unexhaustible supply versus harvesting a couple feet of it per cow.

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    9. Re:Hmm... by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      If they could throw in some Octopus genes, everyone'd get a drumstick! You've been watching too much Wayne & Shuster ;)
    10. Re:Hmm... by trolltalk.com · · Score: 1

      You remember them? Gee, that's going back a LOOOONG time.

      How about Clem Kadiddlehopper?

  2. Isnt fake meat called... by Mazrim_Ta · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tofu? I'll take my prize in small bills please.

    1. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I know you're trying to be funny here, but in vitro != fake. it just means that it is produced in a lab, in a vat. no live animals are needed. of course, some people might feel uncomfortable eating meat that's never been "alive", but apart from the peta pet peeve of animal suffering, it might be a solution to this whole cows-farting-methane-thereby-causing-global-warming-thing. plus, you could engineer the meat to be as tasty as you want, like those kobe cows...hmm....

    2. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by sm62704 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I thought it was called SPAM

      I'm an animal lover. And the better they taste the more I love 'em! Yum!

      -mcgrew

      PS: I saw "The Queers" live in Cincinnatti a couple years ago with hmy daughter Patty, got a Queers t-shirrt there. My favorite Queers song is Stupid Fucking Vegans. Fuck PETA and the horse they rode in on. Then eat the damned horse!

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    3. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a very weird story! I would have never expected that PETA, even crusading for less suffering for animals, would suggest making meat in vitro, but that's exactly what they've done! This could produce some tasty stuff.

    4. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by jasen666 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I can't wait for the cloned meat. Tasty steak, but never having been exposed to parasites, virus, pesticides, herbicides, etc. Also no fat, gristle, tendons, blood vessels or bones to worry about. Although I suppose if they can engineer cloned muscle cell, they can clone fat cells in that meat as well if they wanted, for flavor.
      And if they can do this for seafood? Cloned lobster and crab meat? (Swordfish steaks.. nomnomnom.) Once in full production, the prices would likely be much cheaper than ocean caught meat. And no worries about pollution or mercury poisoning.
      It would be great for wild animal populations, although bad for farmers and fisherman.

    5. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by smooth+wombat · · Score: 3, Informative
      Also no fat, gristle, tendons, blood vessels or bones to worry about.


      That will be one bland, inedible hunk of meat. Fat is where the flavor and tenderness comes from. Why do you think T-bones, delmnicos and strip steaks taste so good? They have ribbons of fat in them. Same goes for pot roasts. Loads of fat, loads of flavor. This is the same reason most pork nowadays is so bland. We've bred out most of the fat in pigs (except for the bacon portion).

      Flavor also comes from the bones. Marrow provides the flavor and is used when making stock.

      If we're going to manufacture meat from non-animals, I want my fat and bones. It goes along with my high fat, high sugar, high cholesterol way of eating. I want flavor! If I wanted blandness, I'd eat tofu.

      If nothing else, PETA is getting better looking representatives when at events.

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    6. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Farmers and fishermen should become cloned meat producers then.

      There are no bads here so long as we don't pass laws to protect buggy whip makers.

    7. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tofu is made from soy beans and so will not have the 8 essential amino acids that humans can't make themselves. And so it is not a viable replacement for meat.

    8. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by thervey · · Score: 1

      Not to put a damper on your enthusiasm but I would assume that the mass production of cloned meats would likely have similar production flaws that any mass produced product might have. Just because it is made artificially does not mean that it could not become contaminated. And should the source of cloned food products become contaminated, then that can only propagate down until caught.

    9. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by WarPresident · · Score: 1

      This is a very weird story! I would have never expected that PETA, even crusading for less suffering for animals, would suggest making meat in vitro, but that's exactly what they've done! This could produce some tasty stuff.

      Why do you say that? As a card-carrying member of PETA (People for the Eating of Tasty Animals), I am excited about this new opportunity. Just consider the possibilities. Along with growing delicious flesh, its DNA could be altered so that every bite of that chicken were spicy, that every bite of that rib were BBQ-flavored. No longer must closet cannibals hide their shame with the new flavor of "I can't believe it's not people!"

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    10. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if you eat your meat at MacDonald's. High grade meat has a more complex flavor, highly influenced by the nourishment of the animal. This is like proposing to make wine out of grape juice extracts and synthesized alcohol. It might come somewhat close, but there always be a market for something more... classy.

    11. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by Phil+John · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily true. Look at the Filet steak produced from Belgian Blue's, they're all muscle and as such have a VERY low fat %, however, it's some of the tastiest I've ever eaten.

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    12. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by xaxa · · Score: 3, Informative

      Tofu is made from soy beans and so will not have the 8 essential amino acids that humans can't make themselves. And so it is not a viable replacement for meat. Actually, Soybeans are one of the few sources of all the essential amino acids.

      It's a non-issue anyway, since meals with a couple of vegetables often cover all the essential amino acids anyway (beans on toast is one often-cited example).
    13. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      If we go from stem cells we might actually get them to grow in such a way as to create, for example, a leg. Electrostimulation might train that leg (as I think a leg that never saw use is not going to produce good meat). Of course, once we're that far we might as well apply the same technology for therapeutic cloning. Vat-growing body parts would take too long, but taking high-compatibility donors and cloning their livers, kidneys , bone marrow etc. for transplantation might be feasible.

      Of course there's the issue with cloned cells tending to have genetic anomalies. Having a DNA scan for every batch of meat would drive up the cost quite a lot.

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    14. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by salec · · Score: 1

      Tofu? I'll take my prize in small bills please.

      Hmm, tofu is too ... jelly-consistency for my liking. However, it came to my attention that medical research came out with something called Artificial Extracellular Matrix Proteins, which perhaps could be combined with soy proteins to make something that could be chewed like a meat?

      Basically, they should make something like ... artificial muscular long fibers (perhaps even cellulose fibers would do if they have lots of proteins lumped to it), and we can try pretending it was meat.
    15. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by lysse · · Score: 1

      Quorn is closer.

    16. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by HeroreV · · Score: 3, Informative

      In vitro meat is not fake meat, just like cultured pearls are not fake pearls. In vitro meat is produced through the same cellular process, with the same animal DNA. Anybody who did 2 minutes of research would know that in vitro meat (aka cultured meat) is never called fake meat.

    17. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by __aailob1448 · · Score: 1

      Tasty steak, but never having been exposed to parasites, virus, pesticides, herbicides, etc.

      etc. = bovine antibiotics and excessive growth hormones.

    18. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by hendridm · · Score: 1

      Isnt fake meat called... Tofu?

      I always thought it was called McMeat.

      /eats at McDonald's

    19. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by hendridm · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, synthetic meat sits about as well with me as Silk (soy milk). It tastes good, but my brain just can't get get past the fact that I'm not drinking milk. When I drink it, my brain keeps coming up with ways to dislike what it is expecting to be milk. Maybe it's just me.

      I know I could get used to it, but never had a reason to. My wife drinks Silk all the time.

    20. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry to burst your bubble, but there's a few slight problems with your projections. First off, cloned meat will still have to be 'grown' like *sigh* "traditional meat". Dolly still had to grow up, eating whatever they feed sheep. (Aside from other sheep... heheh) Depending on just how they intend to 'grow' this meat, there still will be much exposure to all the nasty stuff you've mentioned. Growing meat without the protection of an immune system? There will be chemicals. As for fat, blood vessels, etc, it's quite probable that the cloned meat too, will have blood vessels, etc. How else could they get it to grow? Where I get nervous about GM foods and the like is the issue of quality control. Long term studies would need to be done on what effects 'cloned' or 'synthetic meat' could have on human health. (Personally I don't think that cloned meat would be any more dangerous than 'real' meat but the lack of oversight is worrisome. Here in Canada there presently aren't any regulations which state that manufacturers must label foods as containing GM products) More on topic, I wonder where PETA draws the line these days, as to what would constitute an animal that deserves their attention? If we could grow chickens without heads, they obviously couldn't be capable of suffering so would that be morally or ethically acceptable?

    21. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by Jurily · · Score: 1

      As always, it sounds good on paper. Can we possibly make it healthy enough without recreating the whole package? Also, can we make it healthy enough for regular consumption?

      Alternatively, we could eat those PETA supporters so that we don't have to kill those poor livestock bred for precisely that purpose. Would they have a different flavor?

    22. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by AnomaliesAndrew · · Score: 1

      Once in full production, the prices would likely be much cheaper than ocean caught meat. [...] It would be [...] bad for farmers and fisherman.

      Don't forget the Discovery channel.
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    23. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by seven+of+five · · Score: 1

      And no worries about pollution or mercury poisoning.

      No, but depending on who makes it, there's always lead to think about.

    24. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by AnomaliesAndrew · · Score: 1

      If we're willing to make "meat in a test tube", wouldn't it just be easier to genetically engineer cows without souls?

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    25. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by Yetihehe · · Score: 1

      No longer must closet cannibals hide their shame with the new flavor of "I can't believe it's not people!"
      Does this mean Jesus was possibly biotechnologician? "This is my body, which is for you". Clearly, he cloned his body and mae it look like bread!
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    26. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by Provocateur · · Score: 1

      We've bred out most of the fat in pigs (except for the bacon portion).

      Somehow I get this picture of Gary Larson's Boneless chicken farm, sharing their quarters with these non-fat pigs. These pigs must feel nothing but contempt for the low-fat pigs in the neighbor's yard.

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    27. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by sdpuppy · · Score: 1
      Thats because Silk sucks.

      The only think that sucks worse than Silk is chocolate Silk.

      I absolutely **love** Soy Milk - and yes, it doesn't taste like cows milk - but I absolutely hate the packaged milk in boxes and cartons (sold to "Americans"). I think the only way people like stuff like SIlk is because they drink it and think over and over again "its good for me - must drink- slurp - yum - its good for me - slurp - must drink- yum- its..."

      Only good stuff is what you buy from asian markets or, if thats not available, made yourself :

      http://chinesefood.about.com/od/breakfast/r/soybeanmilk.htm/

    28. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No blood vessels? How are the cells supposed to get their nutrients and oxygen?

    29. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by WeblionX · · Score: 1

      Dang it, I like the growth hormones!

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    30. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by Gigaflynn · · Score: 1
      err? hello?

      its not the cows that produce the most methane, its termites, you insensitive clod! watch QI dammit!

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    31. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by TristanGrimaux · · Score: 1

      and after several years of eating that food you discover a third arm is growing in your back... still tasty!

    32. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by TristanGrimaux · · Score: 1

      You need to go to Argentina to eat the best meat in the world, and then you can choose. Fat is not the most important part of meat taste, but an important one.

    33. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by deanlandolt · · Score: 1

      It would be great for wild animal populations, although bad for farmers and fisherman.

      Wrong. This is what economists call the broken window fallacy.

      Farmers would be able to utilize their land for something interesting we haven't even thought of yet. Oh, and there will certainly be far fewer dead fishermen.

    34. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by veganboyjosh · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing that PETA supporters would have similar taste to grass fed beef.

    35. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by __aajfby9338 · · Score: 1

      If we're going to manufacture meat from non-animals, I want my fat and bones. The Vegetarian's Dilemma
    36. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by darkfnord23 · · Score: 1

      This is because fat has *no* taste whatsoever to humans. Fat can absorb other flavors, and is essential to texture, but the idea that you can taste fat is ludicrous. You might get good brain feedback from the feeling of fat in your mouth, but the flavor is coming from other parts of the food.

      I don't eat meat anymore, but when I did, I only liked meat that was heavily spiced or smoked. I think this is because corn-fed meat basically tastes like nothing. Gamey meat like venison was interesting, and fish obviously is great, but I don't get what the big deal is about beef and chicken esp. the industrially-produced kind.

      Kinda how I imagine dust would taste.

      Lateley I eat fake meat (seitan, wheat, soy, and other types) that is way more interesting flavor-wise than meat ever was, without indigestion, gas, and that slightly nauseated feeling you get about eating a corpse. There is still a lot of really awful-tasting fake meat out there (tofurkey, boca burgers, etc. that stuff makes me miss real animals) but the 'technology' is advancing to the point where I'm on the brink of veganism. Once they figure out cheese pizza, I'll be set.

    37. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by DreadPiratePizz · · Score: 3, Informative

      In their raw form yes. However when processed and integrated into food, all of those amino acids and proteins are broken down, leaving it useless. Soy also prevents the body from being able to properly absorb zinc, which is why some scientists think that autism is on the rise (lots of parents use soy milk to feed their children, and zinc is a key element in brian development). I can provide references for this that are NOT wikipedia, and are peer reviewed. Howell, E, MD - - - Enzyme Nutrition Avery 1985 Twogood, D - - No Milk - - Wilhelmina Press 1992 Price, W DDS - - - Nutrition and Physical Degeneration Keats 1999 Leviton, R - - - Tofu, Tempeh, Miso, and Other Soyfoods p.12 Keats Publishing, 1982

    38. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by kabocox · · Score: 1

      It would be great for wild animal populations, although bad for farmers and fisherman.

      Um, not really. We'd be free to pollute the oceans like there was no tomorrow since we weren't raising food there any more. The same applies if we got rid of all the farm land and had farming sky scrappers. If that was viable, we'd be free to pollute all that farm land. Do you really think that we'd do anything else?

    39. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      It would surely be better than Asimov's yeast steaks!

      I'm an illiterate vampire, you can kill me by putting a steak through my heart! Even if they can fix that with a stent these days...

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    40. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by gnick · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...wouldn't it just be easier to genetically engineer cows without souls? But the soul's the best part! Mmmm... Fillet of soul...
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    41. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fillet of soul... I'm ashamed of myself for laughing at that. A little piece of me just died. Ugh.
    42. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by gnick · · Score: 1

      Fuck PETA and the horse they rode in on. Then eat the damned horse! If that's what you do prior to preparing food, remind me never to come over for dinner... Horsey love... Yuck...
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    43. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by xaxa · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There's probably peer-reviewed science saying the opposite though (I've read it in a journal, but I don't know when or where).

      As with all these things, a balanced diet seems the best idea -- and a large amount of soy isn't balanced, just as the stereotypical American diet isn't balanced. Unfortunately, there are people who go crazy and decide to feed very young children soy milk, soy baby food, etc instead of a decent diet, just like there are mums that give their kids cola in a bottle.

    44. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      it might be a solution to this whole cows-farting-methane-thereby-causing-global-warming-thing. Yes! Finally, we'll be able to make the cows extinct!
    45. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Does this mean Jesus was possibly biotechnologician? "This is my body, which is for you". Clearly, he cloned his body and mae it look like bread!

      Eat the flesh of thy god, drink of his blood, and ye shall dwell forever in his kingdom.

    46. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by AnomaliesAndrew · · Score: 1

      (That made me crack up so bad as I noshed down my McRibb.)

      Hm, then perhaps we could inject the cows with a soul substitute... like money or fame?

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    47. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by john8791 · · Score: 1

      Soy also has estrogen like compounds which is not necessarily a good thing for young men to be consuming in vast quantities.

    48. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by jasen666 · · Score: 1

      That's the thing though. You control the growth, you control exactly what gets into it, including other flavors. Why wouldn't they add flavor to the meat they grow?

    49. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Actually I have killed and cleaned animals, never a horse. I'd have to be pretty hungry to eat a horse.

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    50. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I think the joke was referring to your plan to fuck and then eat the horse. You know:

      Fuck...the horse they rode in on. Then eat the damned horse!
    51. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      That was only PART of the joke. The bigger joke is PETA.

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    52. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by maclizard · · Score: 0

      Actually, Soybeans are one of the few sources of all the essential amino acids [wikipedia.org].
      Corn is another one.
    53. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except that, some factory manager will try to cut costs by not cleaning the machinery and/or the raw material providers won't keep the quality high. There will always be health risks because of greedy management.

    54. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Who the hell puts beans on toast? The British?

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    55. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by dwye · · Score: 1

      > I'm guessing that PETA supporters would have similar taste to grass fed beef.

      No, free-range pork. Humans taste like pork, or spam. Ask any (hopefully ex-)cannibal, or read Heminway (supposedly - I don't know which story).

    56. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your still going to need a massive amount of space for these bio-reactors; so farmers at least will just switch to barns full of bio-reactors instead of barns full of cows. If the bio-reactors also consume a readily available food source to grow (say, crushed paste from some sort of grasslike plant) then the fields that the cows used to graze in will be converted to this source food, and instead of buying mills/silos the farmers will buy the machines that turn the grass into nutritious bio-reactor food.

      Though pure muscle without fat would be very disgusting inedible meat that i would never want to grace my table. Try eating extra-lean ground venison sometime- its unpalatability dry. (even extra lean ground-venison however makes EXCELLENT sausage and and other smoked meat-stick foods, if overly tough, but I'd hate to have bio-reactor meat limited strictly to what's normally made with meat by-prodcuts)

    57. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by tzjanii · · Score: 1

      A link to wikipedia, mcgrew? I am shocked, shocked at the lack of Uncyclopedia in that post! :-P

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    58. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by wattrlz · · Score: 1

      Y'know, people smell and taste stuff differently. For me there is something to be said for a properly cooked hamburger with nothing added. I acknowledge and enjoy the complex flavors of smoked meat and the guilty pleasure of walking into an indian or thai restaurant and asking for the extra-spicy off-the-menu stuff, but that's not all there is. It sounds to me like you just can't taste meat. Kind of like how all cooked fish tastes the same to me.

    59. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by inicom · · Score: 1

      Japanese put beans in pastries.

      Freshly made Red Bean Mochi is great.

      take a look

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    60. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by wattrlz · · Score: 1

      Meat that hasn't seen use is highly sought after in some circles. Think of veal.

      More importantly it should be noted that genetic abnormalities shouldn't affect you unless the meat had somehow mutated to produce toxins or taste really bad. Just because the genes are modified doesn't mean they're capable of modifying [i]you[/i].

    61. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by wattrlz · · Score: 1

      In the Judeo-Christian family of beliefs only humans get souls, and sometimes not even all of 'em. So you don't even have to dust off your PCR for this one.

    62. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by wattrlz · · Score: 1

      Yes, the British. Americans usually eat their beans with rice or franks. Both good sources of amino acids.

    63. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by wattrlz · · Score: 1

      Only if you eat your meat at MacDonald's. High grade meat has a more complex flavor, highly influenced by the nourishment of the animal. This is like proposing to make wine out of grape juice extracts and synthesized alcohol. It might come somewhat close, but there always be a market for something more... classy. ... and, like wine, even if the substitute was as good or better than the real thing, there would still be a huge market for people who would pay money to have it done, "the old fashioned way."
    64. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great mental image - I immediately thought of

      "Grow your own edible appendages!"

    65. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but the probability of stuff like prions forming is nonzero, people are easily influenced and the media are sure to write articles with headlines like: "MUTANT MEAT MADNESS! Will clone cows make us all die of Alzheimer's?"

      I agree that it's unlikely that a killer mutation randomly forms in clone meat, but as long as there is a chance, people will insist on paranoia-level checks. For about three months, until the tabloids discover that "THIS IMMIGRANT (might have) RAPED A GIRL". But with a bit of luck enough of the sentiment sticks at the government level to insure reasonable quality checks for vat-grown meat.


      Also, have you never seen Threshold? The mere presence of a piece of wood that has been in contact with noise made by an UFO weeks ago might rewrite my DNA, so surely vat-grown meat would easily be able to turn me into an evil space monster from hell!

      (Aside: I would never have thought that you could turn Z-level mystery movies into a TV show. Compared to this, shows like Star Trek: The Next Generation or Dexter's Laboratory are paragons of sound science and common sense. Also, Brent Spiner plays the only character that isn't completely insane.)

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    66. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There would most likely be some pollution, just not in the meat.

    67. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by Malevolyn · · Score: 1

      (That made me crack up so bad as I noshed down my McRibb.) Has no one noticed that McDonald's has been selling fake meat for years?
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    68. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why stop there? Start cloning all kinds of food products and we've got a Star Trek replicator in the works.

    69. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      Oh, Gah, another specious autism link. What hasn't been alleged to cause Autism, these days?

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    70. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Oops, I forgot how unreliable it was! Here you gow.

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    71. Re:Isnt fake meat called... by FuzzyDaddy · · Score: 1

      I agree. I don't eat a ton of meat, but I do like a piece of steak with some fat on it. Especially the little fatty piece hanging of the end that gets just a little crispy on the outside when you barbeque it. mmmmmmmmm.

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  3. Interesting... by TofuMatt · · Score: 1

    Crazy. We were talking about PETA and their craziness today. This seems way more reasonable.

    I'm a vegan, but it's just a health thing... I still cook steaks for others. ^_^

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    1. Re:Interesting... by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 4, Funny

      My experience leads me to believe that you are unusual among vegans, or even among people who are fashionably vegetarian for some short period of time.

      For many of your dietary bretheren giving up the opportunity to sit in coffee shop wearing pantaloons and blurt out pseudo facts about how meat eaters are killing themselves and the planet and all the animals would be too much to bear. I think they would continue to oppose in vitro meat just to preserve that pastime.

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    2. Re:Interesting... by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 1

      I was vegetarian/borderline-vegan for a few years, also for health reasons. My experience says that there are a lot more people who do it for the same reasons.

      Now I do eat meat, but I'm also getting fat.

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    3. Re:Interesting... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Agreed with the sibling post. I've known vegetarians who were vegetarians for health reasons, but never vegans who were vegan for health reasons...Lot of the vegans I know won't eat anything that was remotely an animal byproduct, to the point of only eating certain M&M's because one of the dyes isn't completely animal-free.

      Most people just don't rank their health that highly. I am glad to see PETA finally doing something productive however...If your real goal is to prevent animal suffering, then this is actually a good method.

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    4. Re:Interesting... by techpawn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What's so Odd about it? I don't eat red meat sans maybe Ostrich every blue moon. My diet is very Fish, Grain, and Veggie based and THAT gets me strange looks.
      Even so, people feel the need to be apologetic when they order a stake if we go to dinner. My response is: "It's your body. Put into it what you what. Follow my example if you want, or don't. It's not MY place to force you to eat healthy"
      If you try to force someone to see the world your way that will only get them to look away from it.

      I'm ashamed that health and eco conscious people where more forceful in their views in the past making it harder for the people of today to be taken seriously.

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    5. Re:Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also sometimes eat vegan for health reasons and don't have a problem with animal meat.

      Lowered my cholesterol from 300 to 140.

      I guess I shouldn't consider myself a vegan though because every 3 months or so I do eat some animals products. Pure vegan is not sustainable diet over the long term. There are certain nutritional requirements that you can only get from animals products. I'm not big on the fake stuff either. I get all my vitamins and minerals naturally from the food I eat.

      There is no way in hell I would eat this cloned meat. Thinking we know how these organic systems work is what lead to Mad Cow and such. Prions and who knows what else.

    6. Re:Interesting... by easyTree · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...to the point of only eating certain M&M's because one of the dyes isn't completely animal-free

      bah! that's borderline enjoying-your-food (not that i'm saying m&m`s are food). everyone knows that the 'safe' m&m`s touch the 'unsafe' ones in the packet so any '_real_' vegan will avoid m&m`s altogether.
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    7. Re:Interesting... by Hatta · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You know, we evolved canine teeth for a reason. Do you really think it's healthy not to use them?

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    8. Re:Interesting... by Jodaxia · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Umm.. M&Ms are make of MILK chocolate. Last time I checked, milk isn't made in petri dishes.

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    9. Re:Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you mean blurt out pseudo fact stereotypes like you just did.....

      prick

      how many people can you feed from one field?
      more if it's plants...
      wait til everyone in china eats as much meat as a western european or north american......

    10. Re:Interesting... by call-me-kenneth · · Score: 1

      pseudo facts about how meat eaters are killing themselves and the planet Nothing pseudo about that, dear heart, I suggest you revisit your research.
    11. Re:Interesting... by Gription · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I have met more then one person who is allergic to animal protein. They could eat eggs but if it was cooked in bacon grease it would cause instant hives.
      (One did say that the only form of meat that she did miss was bacon...)

      I fail to see this as PETA doing something constructive. They have managed to divorce themselves from the natural order of things so far that they don't realize that there is such a thing as a food chain.

      I think we need a good old fashioned coliseum. We can send PETA to the lions! (Christians are so 'last millennium'!) Maybe they will recall the way nature works as the lions snack away on entrails...

    12. Re:Interesting... by call-me-kenneth · · Score: 1

      Bugger, Slashdot ate my other link about how meat-eating is killing the world.

    13. Re:Interesting... by vertinox · · Score: 2, Interesting

      My experience leads me to believe that you are unusual among vegans, or even among people who are fashionably vegetarian for some short period of time.

      I like a nice bloody steaks more than most people, but most of the time I won't eat meet like the poster above. Its not because I care for the environment or feel bad for the animals, but if I just keep the meat intake on the lowdown I seem to spend less time with stomach sickness related events (aka Montezuma's revenge which I'm prone too) and I can keep a healthy weight.

      And more of late, I've just been avoiding eating out and buying meat products because its been getting too expensive due to inflation.

      If vat meat because viable I might eat more meat because it would be of course cheaper and hopefully less prone to e-coli related illnesses.

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    14. Re:Interesting... by fialar · · Score: 1

      I'm a vegan too, and I think PETA are just plain bonkers. I'd rather give my money to the Vegan Society than kooks like PETA.

      I do it for health reasons too, and environmental reasons. I don't care what other people eat as long as I have a choice.

    15. Re:Interesting... by R2.0 · · Score: 0, Redundant

      You are suggesting the GP use wikipedia as "research"? Sure, that's the definitive answer to all life's questions - a million monkey who think they are smarter than they really are.

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    16. Re:Interesting... by iago-vL · · Score: 0

      A 100% vegan diet (provided it's well planned) is perfectly sustainable.

    17. Re:Interesting... by aplusjimages · · Score: 1, Interesting

      what nutritional requirements do you need from animals? I've been vegan for over 6 years now and I feel better than when I ate meat. You don't need animals to stay alive.

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    18. Re:Interesting... by dintech · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think he was talking about you actually...

    19. Re:Interesting... by teh+kurisu · · Score: 1

      Interesting argument about the food chain. I'm not so sure that we need to be concerned about the top end of the chain once humans are removed from it - we systematically kill any species that takes our livestock for its own use, so we would actually be helping some species that up until now we've seen as pests. Just as long as we don't get eaten ourselves, which shouldn't happen if there are enough cows around.

      The question on my mind is, where do the nutrients necessary to grow meat vats come from?

    20. Re:Interesting... by aplusjimages · · Score: 1, Insightful

      compare your canine teeth to that of a dog and tell me they are the same thing. Also how often do you use it to chew meat. I pretty sure you are like everyone else and chew your meat in the back of your mouth where your molars are.

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    21. Re:Interesting... by notorious+ninja · · Score: 1

      This is article is about in-vitro meat, so technically what they would produce from this would still be considered meat - it would just be created artificially. I think you may be missing the point.

    22. Re:Interesting... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Here's a bit of heresy: there are different sorts of poeople.

      Some do well with a carb centric diet and others do horribly
      with it. Many people are becoming Hutts due to the current,
      inherently unbalanced, food pyramid that elevates the
      carbohydrate above everything else.

      Then there are those of us prone to colitus.

      Sometime, I need to eat a lunch of curried lentils and then go to a PETA meeting... '-)

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    23. Re:Interesting... by colonslash · · Score: 1

      ...blurt out pseudo facts about how meat eaters are killing ... the planet...

      According to this article, a John Hopkins school likes to blurt out pseudo facts about killing the planet, too:

      Yet for all the energy we put into our food system, we don't get very much out. A 2002 study from the John Hopkins Bloomberg School of Public Health estimated that, using our current system, three calories of energy were needed to create one calorie of edible food. And that was on average. Some foods take far more, for instance grain-fed beef, which requires thirty-five calories for every calorie of beef produced. What's more, the John Hopkins study didn't include the energy used in processing and transporting food.
    24. Re:Interesting... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      I think the "well planned part" is where 90% of Americans and most
      Europeans would quickly get themselves into trouble.

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    25. Re:Interesting... by Lord+Ender · · Score: 1

      If you think the science is open-and shut that ostrich is healthy[sic] (you mean healthful), but steak is not, then you are confused.

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    26. Re:Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      That's not the point. Most monkeys also have canine teeth. Most monkeys are also strict vegetarians or even vegans (gorillas).

      Saying: "you have canine teeth so you must eat meat" is the same as saying "you have a gun so you must kill people." I still think it's healthier not killing people, even if you do have a gun.

    27. Re:Interesting... by Applekid · · Score: 1

      Then there are those of us prone to colitus. I read that as "prone to coitus" and felt bad because I'm approaching Hutt and am clearly excluded from surprise coitus.
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    28. Re:Interesting... by kombipom · · Score: 1

      I suppose you insist on using your appendix, tonsils and coccyx as well. Thankfully technology (which I assume you're a fan of if you're on /.) has allowed us to not be limited by the environment in which we evolved. Meat tastes good because of our evolutionary past but our moral sense tells us that causing suffering is not a good thing if it can be avoided. Bring on the vat-o-meat I say.

    29. Re:Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If humans have canine teeth for the (sole) purpose of eating flesh, why do gorillas, closely-related herbivores, also have them?
      http://images.encarta.msn.com/xrefmedia/zencmed/targets/illus/ilt/T012801A.gif

      I doubt your argument's merit.

    30. Re:Interesting... by techpawn · · Score: 1

      I eat it because it is far more lean than any cut of beef I can find and it's delicious. The advertised health benefits are just a side effect. As it is the ostrich is more costly and hard to come by so it plays into eating on the rare occasion easily.
      Over all I eat it because it tastes good, if it's "better for you than beef and even chicken!" as they say it is that's just bonus.

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    31. Re:Interesting... by Stanistani · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You don't chew with canines - you tear stuff apart. I use my canines every time I eat chicken off the bone, or ribs, or even some fruit and veggies.

      *RIP-SNARL-GNASH-TEAR-GRRR*

      Another dead carrot...

    32. Re:Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't it more accurate to say you took advantage of something you happened to get? I'm not aware of evolution having a rhyme or reason.

    33. Re:Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know, we evolved canine teeth for a reason. Do you really think it's healthy not to use them? You know, we evolved consciousness and brains capable of deductive reasoning, compassion and scientific understanding for a reason. Do you really think it's healthy not to use them?
    34. Re:Interesting... by Micar · · Score: 1

      Considering that our ancestors, Australopithecus, and even as late as archaic Homo, had larger canines than us and that the trend in canine size in our evolutionary chain has been reduction, I fail to see how this applies.

      Please note that I'm not saying that we don't eat as much meat as we used to. The opposite is true; due to the availability of meat, we eat much more. However, we also don't eat raw meat. We figured out ways to cook or otherwise prepare our food so that we can use molars instead.

    35. Re:Interesting... by glwtta · · Score: 1

      It's not MY place to force you to eat healthy

      Ah, but it is your place to arbitrarily decide what constitutes eating healthy?

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    36. Re:Interesting... by tobe · · Score: 1

      "You know, we evolved canine teeth for a reason."

      A full set of teeth has 4 canines, 8 pre-molars and 12 molars. I would say that suggests we're designed to eat only a very small amount of meat.

      "Do you really think it's healthy not to use them?"

      It's healthier for the animals, at least.

    37. Re:Interesting... by mwvdlee · · Score: 1

      The teeth aren't really convincing perhaps, but the omnivore digestive tract is.

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    38. Re:Interesting... by Gription · · Score: 1

      The question on my mind is, where do the nutrients necessary to grow meat vats come from?

      The nutrients will come from the large chemical factories that will displace vast portions of natural habitat.

      (Thank god for civilized progress!)
    39. Re:Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, we didn't have supermarkets and good nutritional info back then. Your argument is one of the stupidest arguments on the subject. I eat meat, BTW.

    40. Re:Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      people feel the need to be apologetic when they order a stake if we go to dinner. Still having lunch with vampire hunters?

    41. Re:Interesting... by brainproxy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Even so, people feel the need to be apologetic when they order a stake if we go to dinner. My response is: "It's your body. Put into it what you what...(sic)" Are you a vampire?
    42. Re:Interesting... by techpawn · · Score: 1

      No, deciding that foods low is saturated fats, sodium and calories is not arbitrarily deciding. I've decided that low fat/low calorie food choices compared to the much higher fat alternatives is deciding to eat healthy. Choosing a salad with a dressing on the side instead on mashed potatoes with gravy as a side is a healthy, and not arbitrary, food choice since you can measure the difference.
      But, if you prefer stake and potatoes over fish and salad... That's your choice. Do your thing and live your life. Just be happy and enjoy your meal, whatever it is.

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    43. Re:Interesting... by techpawn · · Score: 1

      No, just misspelling steak today...

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    44. Re:Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For many of your dietary bretheren giving up the opportunity to sit in coffee shop wearing pantaloons and blurt out pseudo facts about how meat eaters are killing themselves and the planet and all the animals would be too much to bear.

      In my experience, most vegetarians are not like that. Frequently, the "quiet" vegetarians are not recognized as vegetarians because of this. They just order their food and eat it, without batting an eye at what you are having, so you don't even notice them. The few vocal jerks who are out to pass a moral judgement on the rest of the world get noticed more, because they are annoying, and give the rest of us a bad name.

      The question I always had about this- if they can take one sample from one animal and clone it in a vat and feed this world, will the vegans be ok with that?

      That depends on the vegan in question. "Vegans" may have a diet in common, but their reasons for choosing it vary. In my case, a philosophical inclination towards benevolence did, in fact, motivate my original decision to become vegetarian, however, when I am honest with myself, I remain vegetarian mostly because I have grown accustomed to the diet. I don't have meat cravings (I never did, actually, I just ate hamburgers because that is what my parents fed me when I was a kid). Philosophically I would find cloned meat acceptable because it never belonged to a creature with a central nervous system...however...I probably still wouldn't eat it because these days I have no taste for it.

      As weird as it may seem, I honestly do have cravings for V8. I will probably just keep drinking that.

    45. Re:Interesting... by raddan · · Score: 1

      As far as I can tell, canine teeth were made for eating stale peeps.

    46. Re:Interesting... by nostriluu · · Score: 1

      I've known plenty of obnoxious vegans, but I have nothing against people who are doing something for their own philosophical reasons, particularly when there is a decent basis in fact for becoming vegan. Perhaps a large part of the reason vegans act so uppity is the over the top defensive reaction they get from meat eaters, who generally like to think they are clever with remarks like "I'll eat enough meat for both of us."

    47. Re:Interesting... by nostriluu · · Score: 1

      Do you mean God gave you teeth for a reason? I guess we know where you fall on the evolution vs created argument.

    48. Re:Interesting... by snarfies · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In other words, you act like a smug shitcock when somebody takes the time out to try to make you a little more comfortable.

    49. Re:Interesting... by xaxa · · Score: 1

      I think the "well planned part" is where 90% of Americans and most Europeans would quickly get themselves into trouble. I have a way to deal with that. Go to the supermarket, and buy everything you ought to be eating -- bags of crazy healthy things like flax seed, yeast extract, unusual grains like quinoa, two cans of all the different kinds of beans and pulses (there's at least 6 or 7, usually). Also, have a good selection of herbs and spices so you can follow a recipe on a whim if you're short of ideas.

      You'll use many things, and replace them as you use them.

      But at some point, you'll be too lazy to go shopping and will have to cook something that you didn't really like the sound of at first.
      (A few months after I did this, I only have flax seed and split peas remaining, the rest of the unusual stuff that I didn't know how to cook a couple of years ago has been eaten!)
    50. Re:Interesting... by xaxa · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegan#Specific_nutrients

      Vitamin B12 is the main one, I think. I eat http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmite (yeast extract) occasionally. I think the body can store it for years, so occasionally should be good enough.

    51. Re:Interesting... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      The milk chocolate in M&Ms is almost as unlikely to contain milk as it is to contain chocolate.

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    52. Re:Interesting... by j-pimp · · Score: 1

      wait til everyone in china eats as much meat as a western european or north american......

      We can export our meat to them! We revert to an agrarian society, but still prosper. The Jeffersonian model of America becoming an agricultural utopia is realized. We resume "making stuff" so the American working class benefits from globalization.

      Also, this is a self solving problem. When meat gets too expensive the poor will eat cheaper foods. This will reduce the demand for meat, so their will be less animals eating edible plant matter. This will make the edible plant matter drop in price.

      It's really the meat eaters that should be worried.

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    53. Re:Interesting... by techpawn · · Score: 1

      How is it being a "shitcock" telling people to do what they want? I thank them for taking my assumed feeling about animals into account when deciding on a meal but in the end I'm telling them if they WANT to follow me they can, if not... meh...
      Everyone does their own thing, if they want to follow my example and not eat red meat that their choice; if they don't that's their choice too.

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    54. Re:Interesting... by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      The question on my mind is, where do the nutrients necessary to grow meat vats come from?
      The nutrients will come from the large chemical factories that will displace vast portions of natural habitat.

      With most of the feedstock (so to speak) coming from petroleum products....

      Such great ideas people have these days. As if petrochemicals grew on trees.

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    55. Re:Interesting... by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      Red M&M's use Cochineal (red colouring) which is made from Crushed Insects, but only in Europe....

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    56. Re:Interesting... by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      We are Omnivores so we have
        Incisors for cutting/stripping
        Canines for ripping/shredding
        Molars for chewing

      Dogs have larger canines and less molars since they are carnivores

      Sheep have no canines and more molars since they are plant eaters

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    57. Re:Interesting... by gnick · · Score: 1

      It's your body. Put into it what you what. Follow my example if you want, or don't. It's not MY place to force you to eat healthy I generally try to avoid patronizing my eating companions. Follow my example if you want, or don't. It's not MY place to force you to treat your friends with respect.
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    58. Re:Interesting... by supa.g33k · · Score: 1

      This is a basic is/ought fallacy. Here is an essay I wrote on the topic a while back:

      Diet: Past and Future

      One of the most common arguments one encounters when discussing vegetarianism is that our bodies are designed for eating meat, therefore we should continue to eat meat. The usual response to this by vegetarians is to deny that the human body is adapted to eat meat. The latter argument, in fact, was used by Mahatma Gandhi to support his belief in vegetarianism. He compared the human digestive tract to that of various carnivores and herbivores, based on things such as length of the intestines and acidity of the stomach, and came to the conclusion that humans were herbivores. Gandhi was a brilliant man, but he was a lawyer, not a biologist.

      It is easy to argue either of these positions, by picking and choosing specific aspects of our digestive tract. The reality is that our bodies are designed to survive on an omnivorous diet. We have adaptations for digesting a plant based diet, as well as very specific adaptations for digesting meat. An irrefutable example of one of these adaptations is the fact that we have transporters in the wall of our small intestine that allow us to absorb heme iron very efficiently. Heme iron only occurs in animal tissues, as hemoglobin in the blood and myoglobin in muscles. These transporters are very specific, in that they will only absorb heme iron, and not the inorganic iron that occurs in plants. The only reason they could have evolved is to absorb the iron from meat in our diets.

      Arguing whether or not we should eat meat on the basis of our digestive adaptations completely misrepresents the issue at hand. These adaptations have arisen over millions of years of evolution, and they reflect the selective pressures of a distant past. Certainly in the time of hunter-gatherer societies it would have been near impossible to get enough calories or protein in one's diet to survive without consuming meat. However, with the current abundance and variety of food available to us, it is easy to live on a vegetarian or even vegan diet. The key issue then, is one of choice. Modern humans can live on either a plant-centred or animal-centred diet. The choice is up to us, to decide on our own ethical grounds. Taking into account the environmental impact of our food choices, among other factors, the decision is clear. Humans may have survived the past by eating meat, but a plant-centred diet is the way to a sustainable future.

    59. Re:Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      right, pontificating in a coffee shop is exclusive to vegans.

      come to think of it, i've never once heard talk of how to perfectly sear seafood, the great pork that was just consumed on a recent trip to argentina or the finer points of cheeses in a coffee shop.

    60. Re:Interesting... by Hatta · · Score: 1

      You have a good point. I'm not trying to argue that eating meat is natural, and therefore good, or anything like that. I just want to point out that from what we know about evolutionary history and nutrition, it's by no means a foregone conclusion that the vegan diet is healthy. Personally I think moderation in all things is healthy, and veganism is a pretty extreme diet.

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    61. Re:Interesting... by Burning1 · · Score: 1

      Did your Canine teeth evolve alongside your male nipples and tailbone? Did you not also evolve the ability to make rational lifestyle decisions for yourself, and to overcome your animal nature?

      Not trying to say that you're wrong for eating meat. But I would like to point out that this oft repeated argument is deeply flawed.

    62. Re:Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And technically it's alive, so, really, it's no better from a PeTA standpoint.

    63. Re:Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last time I checked, milk isn't made in petri dishes.

      Sure it is. To be fair, though, each petri dish contains a cow.

    64. Re:Interesting... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except for perhaps Chimpanzees and Gorillas who seem to have no problem in eating the young of their own species.

      Saying "you have molars so you must eat vegetables" is the same as sayng "you have a gun so you must kill pontificating vegans". I still think it's healthier not killing pontificating vegans, even if you do have a gun. (Although not as satisfying).

    65. Re:Interesting... by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      I've known vegetarians who were vegetarians for health reasons, but never vegans who were vegan for health reasons

      My experience with vegans, working and living with them, is that it is not so much a dietary discipline as it is a political movement.

      Veganism is politics.

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    66. Re:Interesting... by rbanffy · · Score: 1

      There will always be radicals. Some chose to blow people up, others blow themselves up and others become radical vegans and join PETA protests.

      Most people know eating meat derives from a system based on the industrial production and killing of animals and it's not... well... nice to them. It's much more acceptable to be cruel to plants and eat their unborn children ;-).

      That said, I would stop all my natural meat consumption on moral grounds as soon as a viable alternative becomes available.

    67. Re:Interesting... by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      My diet is very Fish, Grain, and Veggie based and THAT gets me strange looks.
      Well.. maybe if you didn't go out of your way to make people know you were ordering vegetarian, people wouldn't be uncomfortable about their non-veggie diets around you. You're not going to get strange looks just by eating those things. (except maybe Ostrich, on account of it's "exotic" perception. But it is pretty delicious, isn't it.)

      There are a precious few vegetarians in this world who really do keep to themselves about it and avoid proselytizing. Most of the rest think they don't, and don't even realize they actually are doing it. Non-vegetarians almost never even talk about their "decision" not to not-eat meat. We don't even have a "-arian" word for it.

      I guarantee that if you go out of your way to not appear to even be a vegetarian, that you will be able to avoid the temptation. For instance, at the restaurant, don't ask, "do you have anything vegetarian." Just order something from the menu that happens to be vegetarian. If you're unsure, find a way to ask them without your friend hearing (call ahead, ask on the way to the bathroom, whatever.)

      Definitely don't ever make stupid remarks like, "It's not my place to force you to be healthy." There are plenty of healthy diets that involve meat. In fact, it's a lot easier to have an unhealthy diet as a vegetarian if you don't put any thought into it. And a phrase like that is exactly the kind of proselytizing I'm talking about. You don't think it is, but it sure sounds pretty smug to everyone else. If someone says gets apologetic about ordering steak, try to be genuinely surprised that they even knew you are a vegetarian.

      Now, you might be thinking, "I'm not going to go out of my way to avoid making my friends uncomfortable about my diet. They should just deal with it." And they should. But that doesn't matter if they don't/can't/won't. And if you are thinking that, you've just learned something important about yourself, too.
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    68. Re:Interesting... by iago-vL · · Score: 0

      Personally, I bought a couple recipe books, picked out things that sound good, and bought the ingredients.

  4. Cloning Tissue or Whole Animal? by eldavojohn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The question I always had about this- if they can take one sample from one animal and clone it in a vat and feed this world, will the vegans be ok with that? Are they cloning the sample or the animal? If it's just a sample piece of tissue, I would imagine most would be fine with it. If they are cloning the entire animal, it's still a physically separate organism with a central nervous system that is attached to a cerebrum. It's still feeling pain so I would think all Vegans would be opposed to it.
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    1. Re:Cloning Tissue or Whole Animal? by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

      When they say "VAT" that means it is only a sample of the animal, in a giant tub (vat means a tub/barrell). It has no brain, legs, arms, etc. It is more like a cross between an animal and bacteria than a real animal.

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    2. Re:Cloning Tissue or Whole Animal? by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 1

      Yeah? And what happens when they start cloning meat... HUMAN meat? Will you eat it then?

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    3. Re:Cloning Tissue or Whole Animal? by gunnk · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hmmm... I could clone my own tissue for sale and put up a giant sign that reads "Eat Me".

      Might be worth it.

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    4. Re:Cloning Tissue or Whole Animal? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      Cloned meat is all about tissue...The root of the economic justification is that all the other crap that gets built to make the animal is wasted anyway, so why not just make a huge tank of filet mignon? (Using beef as an example, because bigger animals are less efficient to grow)

      Sadly, right now, probably the best they can do is clone hamburger, which means that if they do make it marketable, it'll drive the cost of all other cuts of beef through the roof.

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    5. Re:Cloning Tissue or Whole Animal? by pipatron · · Score: 2, Funny

      No fucking way! That's outrageous!

      It would never be the same as the original.

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    6. Re:Cloning Tissue or Whole Animal? by Reverend528 · · Score: 1

      If they are cloning the entire animal, it's still a physically separate organism with a central nervous system that is attached to a cerebrum. It's still feeling pain so I would think all Vegans would be opposed to it.
      If the scientists genetically engineered the fake meat to feel more pain than a real animal, do you think PETA would still pay them?
    7. Re:Cloning Tissue or Whole Animal? by UnanimousCoward · · Score: 1
      TFA:

      New Harvest, a nonprofit organization formed to promote the field, says on its Web site, âoeBecause meat substitutes are produced under controlled conditions impossible to maintain in traditional animal farms, they can be safer, more nutritious, less polluting and more humane than conventional meat.â

      For me, the question of "environmentally viable" is important. Right now, IMHO, meat production isn't, so if there is a way to correct this, I'm on board...

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    8. Re:Cloning Tissue or Whole Animal? by Johnny5000 · · Score: 1

      Sadly, right now, probably the best they can do is clone hamburger, which means that if they do make it marketable, it'll drive the cost of all other cuts of beef through the roof.

      I think it would be the opposite effect- all of the meat that was currently going towards ground beef will be sold as intact, so there will more meat available to sell. Higher supply of meat = lower price.

      Of course, most of the meat that is sold as ground beef is crap meat anyway. They probably won't be selling it as steaks, but maybe stew meat or something.

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    9. Re:Cloning Tissue or Whole Animal? by FrozenFOXX · · Score: 2, Informative

      Spot on. As a vegan I know I most certainly would consider that reasonable. Thing is, I honestly don't care about steak anymore so it's kind of a moot point.

      Sounds nifty and all but really once you go vegan it's not like you've got a jonesing for steak after awhile...you've got so many other interesting things to try.

      But hey, sounds like it would make a lot of people happy with no harm done.

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    10. Re:Cloning Tissue or Whole Animal? by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 1

      I wonder what part of your anatomy you'd clone first... on second thoughts... doesn't bare thinking about :-(

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    11. Re:Cloning Tissue or Whole Animal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      most would be fine with it? you make it sound like the people at PETA are a rational lot

    12. Re:Cloning Tissue or Whole Animal? by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 1

      Those are deep thoughts. I suppose the next stage of the thought experiment is whether PETA will then try to kill those making the fake meat.

      I wonder when we can create fake PETA activists in the lab? Better than the real thing! Tastier too.

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    13. Re:Cloning Tissue or Whole Animal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      methinks the mere fact that the word cloning is used is enough to drive most vegans up the barricades.

    14. Re:Cloning Tissue or Whole Animal? by dintech · · Score: 1

      If the scientists genetically engineered the fake meat to feel more pain than a real animal
      Reverend528? What kind of sick church do you belong to? :P
    15. Re:Cloning Tissue or Whole Animal? by CmdrGravy · · Score: 1

      I find the best meats are that are cut when the animal is experiencing real pain and fear, I think scientifically it's to do with the blood flow and hormones or whatever released in these extreme situations but whatever it is it definitely makes the meat taste better and once you've tried it it's hard to go back.

      In order to reproduce this you'd also probably need to grow at least a part of the animals brain in the lab which may not be possible in the short term. In the long term though I see definite possibilities if it's possible to also grow an eye so the animal can see it's just a horrid deformed blob in a test tube and you can show it livestock torture videos and the like so the meat grows in a state of constant terror and agony.

    16. Re:Cloning Tissue or Whole Animal? by BForrester · · Score: 1

      Looking at this from a production standpoint, it would not make sense to clone the non-edible parts.

      KFC and McDonalds have recognized this principle for a long time: hence, mysterious vats growing chicken nuggets, balls, etc.

    17. Re:Cloning Tissue or Whole Animal? by ElizabethGreene · · Score: 1

      This is not always the case, I personally found the taste of a stressed animals to be distinct and unpleasant. On our farm, we harvested two bulls, but made the mistake of allowing the second to see the first being put down. (With a rifle, no stunner) The second bull was terrified and the meat had a tangy bitter flavor. Perhaps it is adrenalin or some other stress hormone?

      Responding to another post, after 3 months as a vegetarian* bacon is all I really miss.

      Vegetarian* = The "I'll have a salad kind"", not the "OMFG that french fry contains .0125% beef fat" kind.

      I remember reading this idea in a science fiction book from my youth. Single Celled Organic Protein (SCOP). They could process it into meat or scrambled eggs, whatever you like. They grew it in offshore tankers, and if a batch was contaminated they would steam sterilize it to kill the lot. Some of the old ones still held out, and the author wrote about the thriving gray market for "real" eggs.

      -ellie

    18. Re:Cloning Tissue or Whole Animal? by Wiseman1024 · · Score: 1

      Why not? If it's not a separate being with his own mind (for which he requires a brain), then I don't see how would that be an issue.

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    19. Re:Cloning Tissue or Whole Animal? by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... I could clone my own tissue for sale and put up a giant sign that reads "Eat Me".

      Who are you? Who wants to eat you?

      I'm calling up Meatloaf and licensing to clone his tissue. Never underestimate the power of a celebrity to get people to part with their cash.

    20. Re:Cloning Tissue or Whole Animal? by clem · · Score: 1

      Maybe. Will they clone up some fava beans to go with it?

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    21. Re:Cloning Tissue or Whole Animal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In all seriousness, there is no reason why you couldn't mass produce human muscle and develop a taste for your own flesh. Oh...the jokes will be limitless!

    22. Re:Cloning Tissue or Whole Animal? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      I am almost certain that eating human children is against the law even if you cloned them yourself. Also would the woman have a say in it?

    23. Re:Cloning Tissue or Whole Animal? by k3r3nsky'sr3v3ng3 · · Score: 1

      Yes. Actually, structurally speaking, pork flesh is very similar to human flesh, and last I checked, pork is pretty tasty so it sounds tasty to me.

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    24. Re:Cloning Tissue or Whole Animal? by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

      It's called a dark cutter. It's not a good thing the majority of the time.

      http://www.ext.vt.edu/news/periodicals/livestock/aps-98_03/aps-891.html

    25. Re:Cloning Tissue or Whole Animal? by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      The bits of meat that go into hamburger are the leftovers after the cuts they really want to sell are removed. At best, it'd have a downward pressure on the price of dog food. At worst, it'd mean that in order to get the same price for each head, they'd have to charge more for the other cuts (but less for the hamburger cuts.)

      It would lower the price of hamburger, at least, and you could have Kobe-burgers without feeling indulgent.

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    26. Re:Cloning Tissue or Whole Animal? by ampathee · · Score: 1

      Heh. Remember hufu?
      A pity the official site is no longer up :(

    27. Re:Cloning Tissue or Whole Animal? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Meatloaf for dinner again?!?!

  5. What about human? by otis+wildflower · · Score: 1

    Why oppress animals to take DNA samples, why not just clone human flesh?

    1. Re:What about human? by giafly · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why oppress animals to take DNA samples, why not just clone human flesh [courageunfettered.com]?
      Why clone human flesh, why not just eat dead people? You know they'd eat you if they could.
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    2. Re:What about human? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Informative

      There are actually some really good medical reasons for not being a cannibal...Basically you're probably not going to catch anything from the cow, because it's a cow, but a human? Make sure yours is extra well-done.

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    3. Re:What about human? by EvilAlphonso · · Score: 1

      Also make sure you have the genetic variation that protects you from prion related diseases before trying the long pig ;)

    4. Re:What about human? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basically you're probably not going to catch anything from the cow, because it's a cow Not even Mad Cow Disease?
    5. Re:What about human? by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 1

      Basically you're probably not going to catch anything from the cow, because it's a cow, but a human? Make sure yours is extra well-done.

      I'll see your Kuru and raise you BSE

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    6. Re:What about human? by Bobartig · · Score: 1

      Well Mad Cow (bovine spongiform encephalopathy) has already been shown to make the species jump from cow to man.

      But in general your argument does hold. In terms of passing on pathogens, and bioamplification of accumulated toxins, eating your own species is a pretty bad idea, and eating something different is preferable.

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    7. Re:What about human? by rbanffy · · Score: 1

      Arthur Clarke had a very nice short story about it.

    8. Re:What about human? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When it comes to Prions, "Well-done" still won't protect you.

          You can catch CJD from Jello, if the Jello was made from bovine gelatin, or for unusual gourmets, from human gelatin....

    9. Re:What about human? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cows can carry pathogens which infect humans too. There's a reason why humans like to eat cooked beef, and why most of the milk we drink is pasteurised. Ever heard of Bovine tuberculosis?

    10. Re:What about human? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rule of thumb: never eat anything that has hormones your body will respond to.

  6. vegans... pff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nope, vegans wouldnt even eat a cloned cell, as it is a living part of an animal

    i always wondered though, why they think that plants dont mind getting eaten - its a sort of rassistic behaviour

    1. Re:vegans... pff by JudgeSlash · · Score: 1

      nope, vegans wouldnt even eat a cloned cell, as it is a living part of an animal
      So a vegan wouldn't sacrifice one last animal so that the rest of the population could live until eaten by a predator?

      Who will think of the apex predators?
  7. hmm by strack · · Score: 5, Funny

    I like PETA, but I couldn't eat a whole one.

    1. Re:hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      Fuck PETA - I've got a rather small one-eyed tube steak they can munch on.

    2. Re:hmm by Zappa · · Score: 4, Funny

      PETA ?
      Is this an acronym for "People Eating Tasty Animals" ?

    3. Re:hmm by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      like PETA, but I couldn't eat a whole one.

      Unhealthy, not much protein or iron. You're better off with veal.

      I'm surprised nobody's mentioned the animal from the Restaraunt at teh End of the Universe yet.

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    4. Re:hmm by Grelfod · · Score: 0, Redundant

      PETA: People Eating Tasty Animals

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    5. Re:hmm by owlnation · · Score: 2

      I like PETA, but I couldn't eat a whole one.
      Probably, but I'd try eating Alicia Silverstone just to be sure.
    6. Re:hmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like PETA, but I couldn't eat a whole one.

      PETA ?
      Is this an acronym for "People Eating Tasty Animals" ? "I like 'People Eating Tasty Animals', but I coudln't eat a whole one.'

      i think he was talking about the bread, not cannibalism.
      on a more orthogonal thought, what is PETA's stance on cannibalism?
    7. Re:hmm by k33l0r · · Score: 1

      Are the tasty animals eating people or are the people eating the animals?

    8. Re:hmm by mini+me · · Score: 1

      Or is it: People Eating Tasty Activists?

    9. Re:hmm by leon.gandalf · · Score: 1

      nope it stands for People Executing Tame Anaimals http://www.petakillsanimals.com/

    10. Re:hmm by Loiosh-de-Taltos · · Score: 1

      Humor fail alert.

  8. Vegans != Hive mind. by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The question I always had about this- if they can take one sample from one animal and clone it in a vat and feed this world, will the vegans be ok with that?


    Just like people who comment on slashdot, vegans have a wider variety of opinions & reasons to arrive at their dietary choice. Trying to ask them collectively what they think about something like this is useless.

    It would be like asking the slashdot crowd "would you buy Microsoft products if they open sourced them"

    For those who prefer car analogies, it would be like asking
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    1. Re:Vegans != Hive mind. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vegans that eat meat are not vegans at all.
      a slashdot analogy would be a open Source "hacker" designing microsoft windows.

    2. Re:Vegans != Hive mind. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Well, there's not only vegans, there is all kinds of veg-people, including me who is something like a octo-lacto-vegetarian (but no honey!) (former vegan). You see, it's as complicated as you say.

      BUT for the "pure" vegans, at least in my country, there is a base they all share:
      - Don't harm animals or pay people to harm animals
      - Avoid the avoidable (in other words: BE PRAGMATIC!)

      And the more sane guys understand the latter. There is just no point in not getting a specific job because you're not driving on the bus who has some material created from animal bones in it's tires. There's also no point in taking every piece of food to a laboratory and analise it.

      Most vegans are, nonetheless, sorta picky here. They would e.g., even if interested, not buy or eat it, if any animals are held anywhere to make this cloning possible (which I assume should be the case).

      In 20 years however, when not a single animal has to be used because all the genome material is already archived and all the former farm animals have already been gasified, I don't think any vegan would reject it for ethical reasons.
      But many may think of flesh as disuisting, given the fact they got use to deny it before.

      I'd eat it!

    3. Re:Vegans != Hive mind. by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

      It would be like asking the slashdot crowd "would you buy Microsoft products if they open sourced them" And that would be a great question to ask here, just as asking whether vegans would approve of clonemeat is a fine question. Here the hivemind concept came from you, not the questioner. The natural response, and the one expected by the original post, would be something like "most would" or "hardly any would."

      In summary, you created a straw man.
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    4. Re:Vegans != Hive mind. by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1
      ...octo-lacto-vegetarian...


      You're very close to a violation of Tiller's rule: that's ovo-lacto-vegetarian. You know, ovo meaning egg, lacto meaning milk in Latin?

      What the heck is an eight-milk-vegetarian? 5 more than tres leches cake?

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    5. Re:Vegans != Hive mind. by ZeroPly · · Score: 1
      This is untrue. While vegetarians have a range of reasons for their diet, the same does not hold for vegans. Veganism is an ethical stance - there is no health reason not to wear leather shoes. Also, there are no major religions that require veganism, as opposed to strict vegetarianism.

      Note that veganism is NOT a dietary choice as you think it is. It's the whole lifestyle package. You are avoiding animal products in your shoes, jacket, and car upholstery. In my experience, I have never met a vegan who arrived there for a different reason than animal welfare.

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    6. Re:Vegans != Hive mind. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps an octo-lacto-vegetarian, in addition to herbal diet, eats octopuses and drinks milk?

    7. Re:Vegans != Hive mind. by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 1

      Let me get this clear.

      I have never met a vegan who arrived there for a different reason than animal welfare.

      So, every single vegan you've met would be happy to eat cloned meat provided there was no animal involved?

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    8. Re:Vegans != Hive mind. by dintech · · Score: 1

      "Whiney Mac Fanboy" and a Vegan? Why am I not surprised... :)

    9. Re:Vegans != Hive mind. by Rogue+Haggis+Landing · · Score: 1

      Just like people who comment on slashdot, vegans have a wider variety of opinions & reasons to arrive at their dietary choice. Trying to ask them collectively what they think about something like this is useless.

      Precisely. For example, I've been a vegetarian for 18 years (since I left home after high school) and a vegan for 12. I started as what I've heard called an "aesthetic vegetarian", i.e., I thought meat was gross and I had since I was a kid. It had nothing to do with animal rights or anything like that, purely a matter of taste. In fact, before I decided to call myself a vegetarian I had effectively been one for several months, simply because as soon as I was away from home I could stop eating things I thought were gross. Since then I've developed some ideas about factory farming, etc, but my concern there is more with limiting animal suffering rather than eliminating the eating of animals (and is one shared by many carnivores).

      So in answer to the question at the top, this vegan would not eat cloned meat. Unless they could make it taste like tempeh, in which case he'd dig right in.

    10. Re:Vegans != Hive mind. by xaxa · · Score: 1

      This is untrue. While vegetarians have a range of reasons for their diet, the same does not hold for vegans. Veganism is an ethical stance - there is no health reason not to wear leather shoes. There are economic reasons -- the leather from a cow is (apparently) worth more than the meat, so if you don't want to support cattle farming you might choose not to buy leather.

      Also, there are no major religions that require veganism, as opposed to strict vegetarianism. But in the modern world, milk production involves the killing of newborn/unborn (can't remember) calves, so many people choose to not use dairy products.

      Note that veganism is NOT a dietary choice as you think it is. It's the whole lifestyle package. You are avoiding animal products in your shoes, jacket, and car upholstery. In my experience, I have never met a vegan who arrived there for a different reason than animal welfare. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Environmental_vegetarianism

      I was mostly-vegan for a while. Since it wasn't because of animal welfare, I wasn't too bothered if I bought a meal with some tiny amount of gelatine in it (or whatever).
    11. Re:Vegans != Hive mind. by ZeroPly · · Score: 2, Insightful
      So, every single vegan you've met would be happy to eat cloned meat provided there was no animal involved.

      Your logic is flawed. If methadone is a safer alternative to heroin, the fact that I do not use heroin does not automatically imply that I use methadone.

      From an ethical viewpoint, not eating meat (or cloned meat) is at least as good as eating cloned meat. Thus a vegan would have the choice of eating cloned meat or continuing their current diet. The existence of cloned meat does not provide them any obligation to actually consume it.

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    12. Re:Vegans != Hive mind. by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      I suspect you may be a Vulcan, rather than a Vegan.

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    13. Re:Vegans != Hive mind. by ZeroPly · · Score: 1
      "I was mostly-vegan for a while. Since it wasn't because of animal welfare, I wasn't too bothered if I bought a meal with some tiny amount of gelatine in it (or whatever)."

      There is no such thing as "mostly-vegan" just as there is no thing as "slightly pregnant". You are either a vegan or you are not. Again, it's NOT simply a dietary choice, it's a full lifestyle pacakge. The link you posted was for vegetarianism, not veganism. They are two different things. Vegans by definition try to minimize use of all animal products, so if you had actually been one, you WOULD have been bothered by gelatine.

      I am not claiming that vegans never use animal products. The criteria is that they try their best not to. Pragmatic concerns apply as always - if you can't find the medication you need in a gelatine-free version, and you have tried your best, there's nothing wrong with going with the gelatine version. But if you are not bothered by it, then you are not a vegan.

      Let me ask you this - were you actively avoiding animal products, not just food? Did you have a problem wearing leather shoes? If not, then you were not vegan.

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    14. Re:Vegans != Hive mind. by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      For those who prefer car analogies, it would be like asking
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    15. Re:Vegans != Hive mind. by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      something like a octo-lacto-vegetarian


      So, then, cow's milk, goat's milk, mare's milk, sheep's milk, llama's milk, and then I start running out of options. How do you manage to find eight milks?
    16. Re:Vegans != Hive mind. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and I bet he's not a real Scotsman either!

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    17. Re:Vegans != Hive mind. by xaxa · · Score: 1
      (I hate you, Slashdot-2. Clicking "Parent" shouldn't empty the text box. This will be shorter than it was going to be.)

      "I was mostly-vegan for a while. Since it wasn't because of animal welfare, I wasn't too bothered if I bought a meal with some tiny amount of gelatine in it (or whatever)." There is no such thing as "mostly-vegan" just as there is no thing as "slightly pregnant". You are either a vegan or you are not. Again, it's NOT simply a dietary choice, it's a full lifestyle pacakge. The other reply dealt with this. If it's black/white, then how can you ever take an animal derived medicine? If you'll accept that it's not black/white, then I'm simply a slightly darker shade of grey than you are.

      Let me ask you this - were you actively avoiding animal products, not just food? Did you have a problem wearing leather shoes? If not, then you were not vegan. I was. I already had some leather shoes, I kept them (no point wasting them), but I made sure some other stuff I bought was plastic (synthetic 'leather').
    18. Re:Vegans != Hive mind. by ZeroPly · · Score: 1

      The other reply dealt with this. If it's black/white, then how can you ever take an animal derived medicine? If you'll accept that it's not black/white, then I'm simply a slightly darker shade of grey than you are.

      Let me ask you this - were you actively avoiding animal products, not just food? Did you have a problem wearing leather shoes? If not, then you were not vegan. I was. I already had some leather shoes, I kept them (no point wasting them), but I made sure some other stuff I bought was plastic (synthetic 'leather'). There is probably overlap between this and my other post - but I am using the classic definition of vegan based on intent, not behavior.

      If you HAVE to take cardiac medicine that has gelatin, you are just as much vegan as someone who does not take the medicine. But you have to be trying to avoid animal products as much as possible. Intent is the necessary and sufficient condition here. That is the black/white portion, not what you are actually doing. If you are not fully committed to eliminating animal products from your lifestyle as much as possible, then you are not vegan.

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    19. Re:Vegans != Hive mind. by ZeroPly · · Score: 1

      So in answer to the question at the top, this vegan would not eat cloned meat. Unless they could make it taste like tempeh, in which case he'd dig right in. I thought the whole point of eating tempeh was that it tasted like meat? Now you want synthetic meat that tastes like tempeh?!
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    20. Re:Vegans != Hive mind. by mini+me · · Score: 1

      Someone who designs Microsoft Windows by day and writes open source software by night could be considered a open source hacker.

      So, by that analogy, you can be vegan as long as one of your meals in a day is a vegan meal.

    21. Re:Vegans != Hive mind. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking of the hive mind...

      My girlfriend and I have recently become vegetarian and are working on becoming vegan. Part of our desire to do so is due to health concerns (I and several people I know have had heart attacks in our early 30's) but mainly due to empathy for the animals that are treated so badly.

      What has amazed me is the overwhelming opposition that we have faced from friends and family. After my heart attack the doctors recommended a low fat vegetarian diet with excersize program developed by Dr. Dean Ornish that has been about the only thing shown to reverse heart disease. When friends, family or people my girlfriend and I meet hear that we are vegetarians the lectures begin on how we "have" to eat meat. I have had several people tell me that they are ok with me being vegetarian for health reasons but they would be upset if I didn't eat meat for any other reason. I had already found it difficult to eat healthy low fat choices when dinning out but now that I am vegetarian it is even harder. It makes me think of a Simpson's episode where Lisa is asked by a waiter, "Is there any way that I can enhance your dinning experience by harming an animal?" I just can't understand why they feel such a need to make sure that I am eating meat like they are. Isn't that more of going with the hive mind than facing difficulty every time you go out to eat with friends or family or eating in nearly any restaurant?

    22. Re:Vegans != Hive mind. by vajaradakini · · Score: 1

      I know a vegan who got there from an entirely environmental stance. Granted, he wears wool and leather (the reasoning being that the synthetic leathers are worse for the environment than the real stuff) but meat/dairy/egg production is hard on the environment so he doesn't eat it unless it's going to waste otherwise.

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    23. Re:Vegans != Hive mind. by ZeroPly · · Score: 1
      If he wears wool and leather, then he's not a vegan. Vegans do their utmost to avoid animal products - he's not doing that. He's an environmentalist who shares a great deal with vegans, but the philosophy is the necessary and sufficient condition.

      He wears wool and leather because he values the environment over animal welfare. Vegans put animal welfare first. You're absolutely right in that a lot of the vegan products use a lot more resources to create (not to mention the extra shipping). But a vegan would argue that the extra expenditure is valid and the lesser of two evils.

      There's a different word coined for those who have a vegan diet but do not go the whole nine yards in terms of forgoing all products. That's "vegetan". You can be vegetan for health or environmental reasons, but I have yet to meet anyone who's vegan who didn't make the final jump due to animal welfare concerns.

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    24. Re:Vegans != Hive mind. by vajaradakini · · Score: 1

      He's a dietary vegan. Same difference as far as I'm concerned.

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    25. Re:Vegans != Hive mind. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being a vegan of some years, I'll say that, with a pretty good degree of certainty, a majority of vegans will be fine with this--it ends animal suffering and rectifies a good portion of environmental problems associated with growing livestock to kill.

      They won't be eating the cloned meat though--once you've had meat out of your system for a while, you actually get pretty ill eating it again.

    26. Re:Vegans != Hive mind. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol, you guys are even more pickier than the worst vegan I have ever known, incredible!

      yeah, typo. but please let my family live, they were not at all involved in my heresy.

    27. Re:Vegans != Hive mind. by ZeroPly · · Score: 1
      "He's a dietary vegan. Same difference as far as I'm concerned."

      Ummm... no...

      There is no such thing as a "dietary vegan". Vegans avoid all animal products. Veganism is not simply a diet plan. Your friend is a strict vegetarian, or as some people call it "vegetan". You are using your terminology incorrectly.

      If you don't believe me, feel free to post on any vegan forum and clarify...

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    28. Re:Vegans != Hive mind. by vajaradakini · · Score: 1

      Wiki seems to think that a vegan diet exists and that it is sometimes referred to as a strict vegetarian diet.

      Furthermore, this is what he calls himself (a dietary vegan not a vegetan or similar garbage). And when it comes to my friends who may have more limited diets than me, really, the fact that they don't eat eggs and dairy is more important (especially if they're over for dinner) than whether or not they wear leather shoes.

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    29. Re:Vegans != Hive mind. by ZeroPly · · Score: 1

      Wiki seems to think that a vegan diet exists and that it is sometimes referred to as a strict vegetarian diet. From the article you posted, let's look at the first two lines:

      "Veganism is a philosophy and lifestyle that seeks to exclude the use of animals for food, clothing, or any other purpose.[1][2] Vegans do not use or consume animal products of any kind.[3]"

      By definition, from YOUR source, he is not a vegan.

      Having a vegan diet != being a vegan.

      This entire thread has been about vegans. Not people with "vegan diets" or people married to vegans or guys who date vegan gals. Vegans. If your friend is not a vegan, he is simply not relevant to this discussion. My original point after all was that vegans arrived there through a common philosophical basis. I never made any claims about "people following vegan diets" so it doesn't make much sense for you to use that as a counterexample.

      As an aside, it really doesn't matter what your friend calls himself. The fact is that most vegans wouldn't consider him a vegan. The term "vegan" was originally coined specifically to distinguish those people from vegetarians who otherwise would use animal products. Your friend is corrupting the meaning and purpose of the word by misapplication.

      I have friends who consider themselves vegetarian even though they eat chicken at least twice a week. As you said, same difference.

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  9. I suggest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I suggest we just eat vegetarians. That should solve the problem.

  10. If it was commercially viable by osullish · · Score: 1

    Then McDonalds, KFC etc. would have it perfected already!!

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    1. Re:If it was commercially viable by Ash+Vince · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Then McDonalds, KFC etc. would have it perfected already!! No, probably not and for the reason I will outline below.

      Several years ago I remember reading an article in Wired title "Overcoming Yuk". I actually managed to find a link here:

      http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/6.01/morton_pr.html

      Now since I am currently at work and do not have time to read the full artical (This is slashdot, after all) I will mention what I took from it on my first reading, not what it actually says.

      I understood it to be commentary on how the future of scientific advancement revolved around convincing the uneducated masses (that includes me with regards to biology) that certain things we found naturally repugnant were actually perfectly safe when done correctly. This is not to say I would trust companies like Monsanto with their atrocious record (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monsanto) but if done by a party not driven purely by profit I can see this as being safe.

      Unfortunately companies like Monsanto do nothing to convince people like me that the results of their research are safe when they try suppress news stories regarding the possible side effects of some of their products. See the section in earlier Wikipidia link on Related legal actions.
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    2. Re:If it was commercially viable by Midnight+Thunder · · Score: 1

      Then McDonalds, KFC etc. would have it perfected already!!

      Probably. At the same time walking into shish-taouk restaurant and seeing all that rotating meat being cooked, makes me of this. Well, so does the film 'Aliens', but that is a another matter.

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    3. Re:If it was commercially viable by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 1

      Maybe they do. There's no way I'd call what Mcdonalds serves "real" food.

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    4. Re:If it was commercially viable by aplusjimages · · Score: 1

      McDonalds use to use soy filler in their burgers, but got caught. So they started advertising 100% beef because meat eaters like to eat meat even if the substitute taste the same. If this product did exist they wouldn't support it unless their customers approved it first. So why would they pour tons of money into R&D?

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    5. Re:If it was commercially viable by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      Monsanto will love this ... .. Meat free meat that they can charge more for, then lobby the government to ban all real meat ... .. then sue anyone who produces a competitor

      Sounds like standard practice at Monsanto

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  11. Silly. by jpellino · · Score: 5, Funny

    If they're vegans for more than one narrow reason (which they seem to be) this will not make them happy.

    I can't recall the comedian, but someone once noted "Why do vegetarians need to make their food (tofu pups, veggieburgers) look like meat they simply wont eat? You don't see monks keeping blow-up dolls just hanging around."

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    1. Re:Silly. by YeeHaW_Jelte · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:Silly. by SlashTon · · Score: 0

      I can't recall the comedian, but someone once noted "Why do vegetarians need to make their food (tofu pups, veggieburgers) look like meat they simply wont eat? A bit of a silly question, isn't it? (But I suppose that's why he's a comedian...). Why would the (implied) main reason be a need on the side of vegetarians to pretend they are eating meat? When you think about it, why does so much meat need to be shaped like small discs? Or be stuffed into a sausage? I think that it is mainly a convenient way to 'package' it... Its not as easy to fry, grill, barbecue or whatever a small heap of 'meat bits' than it is something in hamburger form. It is also quite a bit easier to make it uniform (portions that are exactly the same size and shape, so convienient for fast food places). And just like all meat isn't consumed in burger/sausage/whatever shape, all vegetarian foods aren't 'shaped' like meat products either.
    3. Re:Silly. by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I'm trying out soy milk and got a soy milk maker, mainly because of rising costs of Milk. I don't drink much but I can make a gallon of soy milk for cheap.

      You can also use the left over soy product (Okara) to make stuff. I found this recipie for "Soy Chicken Strips." Now it's not bad at all. I liked it but to call it chicken strips is to insult chicken. It tasted absolutely nothing like it and didn't even have a similar construction.

      Why not call them 'soy strips' or 'Okara paste' or something other than chicken.

    4. Re:Silly. by jasen666 · · Score: 1

      It's not a silly question. The products are not just packaged in the same shape, they attempt to emulate the flavor of the meat product as well, although badly.

    5. Re:Silly. by _Swank · · Score: 1

      Why do vegetarians need to make their food (tofu pups, veggieburgers) look like meat they simply wont eat?

      do you really think this is a strange thing to do? vegetarians are in the minority so when they eat with others, say at a bbq, there often are only a few to a larger number of meat eaters. what are these meat eaters eating? hamburgers and hot dogs. so doesn't it actually make MORE sense that the vegetarian food be prepared in such a way that they can take advantage of the same buns, dressings, and condiments as the meat eaters? it's much more economical.
    6. Re:Silly. by SlashTon · · Score: 0

      It's not a silly question. The products are not just packaged in the same shape, they attempt to emulate the flavor of the meat product as well, although badly. But that wasnt the question, was it? "Why do vegetarians need to make their food (tofu pups, veggieburgers) LOOK like meat they simply wont eat?" As for why as so many vegetarian options trying to emulate not just the shape but also the flavour of meat products, that seems to be rather an easy question? "Because so many people like the flavour of meat." Why do so many people use artificial sweeteners or drink 'light' drinks? Because they like sweet coffee or soda, but for whatever reasons have decided they don't want to consume sugar. Or would you not consider it a silly question why so many diet sodas try to emulate the flavour of the normal stuff (albeit badly...)?
    7. Re:Silly. by RandomWordGenerator · · Score: 1

      I'm a veggie, and I'm always dismayed when the food corporations try to package veggie products like meat. It shows a pretty large lack of understanding of the market sector. Like , "Hey Jewish people, check out new 'Kosher Ham'!"

      I don't mind them aiming for a "vaguely meaty" savoury flavour delivered in cylindrical form, but when they try and attempt "fried chicken" or "roast lamb", that's just weird.
      I often try and mail the companies, but invariably get a mail form error or a telling bounceback : "customersatisfaction@megaglobalfoods.com is not a valid address on this system"

      I'd nibble on the soylent green though, no problems.

    8. Re:Silly. by Doug+Neal · · Score: 1

      I can't recall the comedian, but someone once noted "Why do vegetarians need to make their food (tofu pups, veggieburgers) look like meat they simply wont eat? You don't see monks keeping blow-up dolls just hanging around." It may be a joke but there's a valid point. "Meat substitute" products are a way to make it easier to eat a vegetarian diet while still sticking to well-known recipes and meals that people know and love. You don't need meat substitutes to be a vegetarian, there are plenty of perfectly good, original, meat-free recipes that are far more interesting than boring, bland tofu, and there are plenty of vegetarians that find the idea of meat substitutes quite distasteful...
    9. Re:Silly. by xaxa · · Score: 1

      I'm an environmental vegetarian (most of the time, since I don't have an ethical issue with eating an animal I don't mind much if I do).

      Anyway, I haven't eaten imitation meat yet, and I've been eating this way for almost two years now. Most vegetarians I know don't bother with them -- what's the point, when you can make/buy delicious food without needing to pretend you're eating meat? Vegetables and pulses are great, pasta/rice/potatoes too.

    10. Re:Silly. by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      If you feel the need to seek out simulated meat then perhaps
      you need to re-evaluate why you are avoiding meat in the first
      place.

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    11. Re:Silly. by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      ...depends.

      If you are with a big meat and potatoes crowd then you can
      probably get busy with the potatoes and other vegetables.
      The same goes for stuff like slaw and other "BBQ Food". In
      some places, all of that charred mammal flesh will be coming
      with a big fat pot of beans and rice so you can get busy
      with that.

      Although a vegan at a BBQ seems a bit silly.

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    12. Re:Silly. by aplusjimages · · Score: 1

      That's because we live in a meat eating world, so eating things that resemble what one use to eat makes the transition easier. But in countries where they don't have hamburgers on a daily basis the vegetarian/vegan meal is more unique and un-meatlike.

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    13. Re:Silly. by aplusjimages · · Score: 1

      What's a soy milk maker? I buy soy milk and it's pretty expensive. If a soy milk maker is cheaper, then I think I'll pick one up. Also, don't people call them "Soy Chick-un Strips"?

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    14. Re:Silly. by Brahmastra · · Score: 1

      Vegetarians are not a monolithic entity and there are plenty of us who have been rasied vegetarian (you'll find a lot of them in India..) who find the meat substitute stuff puke inducing because it reminds us of real meat.

    15. Re:Silly. by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 1

      http://www.soymilkmaker.com/

      It's a soy, milk, maker. I did my research and most websites and reviews keep coming back to this one being 'the best'. I haven't gotten the recipie down perfect yet for making it taste exactly like store bought milk. (For drinking straight) but when used for cereal and protein shake it's great.

      I ordered soybeans here http://www.tosteds.com/products.asp?cat=11. 13 lbs for $20. You can get like 1/4 to 1/3 gallon from 100 grams of soybeans. So doing some rough google math I figured I can get around 15 gallons of milk for $20. Plus the Okara is still usable. I'm still experimenting with the recipes. But the few I've tried are pretty good (Again, it's not meat no matter what they call it). So for under a dollar I had 1/4 gallon of milk (which I didn't drink all that night) and a full dinner. Beats chicken at $2 / lb.

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      I'm a single male but other people who go through soy milk like water say that they make up the cost of the soy milk maker in no time. Especially considering it's like $3/quart

    16. Re:Silly. by filthpickle · · Score: 1

      you would be amazed at what they sneak pig into.

      I found out why my grandmother's green beans were so much better than any others when I watcher her cook them one day. A downright shocking amount of bacon grease is all you need to make them good.

      This may be a regional thing, but I have never seen beans and rice at a BBQ. And you'd better be sure to find whoever made it and ask if they put pig in it, because they probably did. Pork & Beans is all I ever see at cookouts.

      And the notion that it is silly to mimic other food is kinda silly itself. I believe that the sandwich is a well tested delivery mechanism, you can only make a few shapes that will fit between bread/a bun.

      I'm not vegetarian, I eat fish sometimes (3-4 times a year maybe, but it's okay because they don't have any feelings). I would say that there are more vegetarians that don't give a shit about what other people eat than there are PETA loonies, they just make more noise.

      It's odd to me that people like to argue about this so much.

    17. Re:Silly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of it is to fit in. If you're at a barbecue, and people are eating burgers, you might want to bring some portabello mushrooms so you can have a burger too.
      Ditto tofu hotdogs.

      Some people switched to vegetarianism for ethical reasons, so, they have a real desire for something they feel it would be unethical to eat.
      Personally, the only time I pick up a veggie burger is when going to a picnic.

    18. Re:Silly. by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 1

      The big fat pot of beans probably has ham or bacon in it. A vegetarian who gets busy with only the potatos and other vegetables won't be getting much protein at that meal, something that a couple of soy burgers or tofu pups would remedy. I agree, though, with the primary question. I wish that the soy protein foods weren't all designed to "taste like meat".

    19. Re:Silly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not all vegans (nor vegetarians for that matter) eat meaty-tasting/looking stuff. Ever tried the meatless patties Burger King had? The ones that PETA actually got up and demonstrated *for*? Not joking... some PETA folks dressed up as vegetables and handed out pamphlets & stuff.

      Anyway, I tried one, and it was *not* a meat-replacement, like Boca burgers or MorningStar Grillers Prime (one of my faves). It was like a soft grain-laden fried vegetable patty. It had a good (non-meat) flavor, but a weird texture. Little chunks of carrots & mushroom bits, probably some part TVP.

      At any rate, the reason I don't eat those burgers is not a vegan or vegetarian one. I'm, essentially, boycotting the commercial beef industry & the cattlemen's association (as well as having fairly Hindu leanings). I do eat other sorts of meats, after researching the conditions of farming & slaughter, etc., to the extent that each brand allows. I prefer free-range meats & second generation organic harvest, but that's not always available.

      Hence, fake meats, like Boca & MorningStar products (not a fan of the original, Gardenburger... too mushy unless you burn the hell out of it on your grill).

      A cloned, vatted, side of Black Angus (born without a brain stem... or a spine, head, or organs, for that matter) would be fairly well received. Cloned fishes as well... tuna & haddock stocks are severly depleted, and I do like my fish & chips, and sashimi.

      Captcha: gulled ... wtf?

    20. Re:Silly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, quite a few years ago Burger King switched from the vegan patties you describe to non-vegan Morningstar patties.

    21. Re:Silly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hot dogs and burgers don't exactly look like meat, do they? at least not to anyone who has actually seen an animal before.

      so the question becomes why must carnivores make their food look and taste entirely unlike what it is? it's hard to find even the most rarely cooked steak eaten completely unseasoned, yet vegetables and fruits are often consumed straight off the plant.

    22. Re:Silly. by assertation · · Score: 1

      If they're vegans for more than one narrow reason (which they seem to be) this will not make them happy.
      I understand that people don't care, but looking at the desire to prevent cruelty to animals as "one narrow reason" is something I just can't wrap my head around

      I can't recall the comedian, but someone once noted "Why do vegetarians need to make their food (tofu pups, veggieburgers) look like meat they simply wont eat?
      Vegans aren't vegan because they dislike meat. They are vegans because ethically they don't like where meat comes from.
    23. Re:Silly. by grainfed · · Score: 1

      It's because they're crypto-carnivores. No more, no less. The need to take soy protein and make it look like a bloody sausage is just ridiculous. That's enculturation for you. I'd be interested to hear from someone who grew up in an environment where meat WASN'T pushed upon them.

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    24. Re:Silly. by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      I became a complete vegan in 1995. 8 years after I started having milk products again, cheeses and ice-creams are something I missed. Meat on the other hand I have never missed. Today I only eat raw/steamed/grilled vegies, fruits, nuts and some forms of milk products. No meats, breads, fishes, eggs.... I do not eat soy, I eat almost no beans, I don't like any of these things. I hate the taste of meat by the way. I also hate its smell. I don't care about animals but I became healthier after switching to my diet long time ago. I do weight lifting and work as a software designer/developer, always on contracts. That's my life style. Meat doesn't stand a chance, it doesn't ever enter the picture. Don't lump all people into one bland generalization.

    25. Re:Silly. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ummm, last time I checked a cow isn't shaped like a hamburger and a pig isn't shaped like a hot dog.

      Hamburgers and hot dogs are simply packaging

    26. Re:Silly. by wfisher · · Score: 1

      Yeah and the new non-vegan ones, though I generally eat vegan are absolutely delicious and quite a good meat-replacement if you ask me. Better not to support those joints anyhow, the cost to humans and animals is tremendous. Read Fast Food Nation and you'll see.

  12. While... by Icarus1919 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    While I applaud the intent here, I gotta say that if people have a problem with genetically modified vegetables, then meat grown in a laboratory will DEFINITELY not appeal to them. This would be a classic case of a concept that people will find instinctively suspicious and disgusting.

    1. Re:While... by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

      Not all people ahve problems with gene modified plants. Not even all liberals. Despite the conservative desire to classify everyone that does not follow their ridiculous ideas as radical fools, there are quite a few people out there that are pretty liberal but not lunatics. I myself enjoy steak very much, but if given the choice between a real animal steak and a vat grown one, would choose a vat grown. I eat gene modified plants all the time. I don't see the difference between 'natural Corn' (that the american indians bread up from things the size of a kid's pinkie to things the size of an adult's forearm.) and gene modified plants.

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    2. Re:While... by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      You say that now, wait until lab grown meat is 1/5th the price of factory farm grown and tastes 3 times as good.

      Wait until the outbreaks of disease in livestock that happens every year starts being reported instead of suppressed because there's actually an alternative.

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    3. Re:While... by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      THEY don't want to eat it, they want ME to eat it. Guess what? They're wasting their time.

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    4. Re:While... by Icarus1919 · · Score: 1

      I never said all people. However, polls show that genetically modified foods are, to a substantial portion of the population, unappetizing (and considered dangerous by a smaller, but still substantial, portion. but that's another story).

    5. Re:While... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Despite the conservative desire to classify everyone that does not follow their ridiculous ideas as radical fools, there are quite a few people out there that are pretty liberal but not lunatics.
      Swap "liberal" and "conservative" and the above is no less true.
    6. Re:While... by Pigeon451 · · Score: 1
      Most issues with GM veggies is the method they're grown and the IP surrounding them, and the negative environmental impact. Most people don't even know they're using GM products actually.

      I fail to see the issue with artificially grown meat. Test tube babies were controversial at first. How about artificial implants (heart valves, hips, etc)? Hey, even synthetic oil is better than the real stuff!

    7. Re:While... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Jesus, it's not about being a liberal. The problem with GM plants is that they still throw out a bunch of pollen, and pollute existing seed lines. It's just bad science.

      When the GM meat gets out of the tank and starts humping un-gm'd cows, I'll have problems with it. Otherwise, hell, if it tastes good, I'm there.

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    8. Re:While... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      I doubt it'll ever taste 3 times as good, but if it was even close, I'd be on it like a bun. Sterile environment for growth and processing, no methane or other associated pollution, lower transport costs...Sounds like a winner if they can make it work.

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    9. Re:While... by Icarus1919 · · Score: 1

      I Do not have an issue with eating GM vegetables, nor do I have a problem with synthetic body parts, test tube babies, or, even, with artificially grown meat (assuming it tastes as awesome as the real deal). My contention is that you and I are exceptions, rather than the norm, and that, in general, people will find the concept of artificial meat to be disgusting.

    10. Re:While... by Martin+Kallisti · · Score: 1

      The problems many people, me included, have with modified vegetables is that their genes have been altered which could entail them being harmful to either the digestor, the environment, or both. Add to this that Monsanto seem to be about the same as Hitler on the niceness scale (hi Godwin!) and these crops are not that attractive unless we see some tangible benefits. In the case of meat, the challenge is quite different. We do not want it to behave different, we want it to be just the same as if we ripped it fresh from the bovine. If this can be done without genetical modification (which I do doubt, though), then the above concerns regarding vegetables do not apply, at least not for me.

    11. Re:While... by joaommp · · Score: 1

      Add me as one more that doesn't find it disgusting.

      Besides, Portuguese kitchen is known as one of the most tasty and broad. Why? Because we sort of have a rule: if it's edible, we can cook it.

      If the artificial meat is edible, you can be sure there will be some portuguese chef cooking it.

    12. Re:While... by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      A lot of the controversy about genMod plants has nothing to do with dietary concerns (some of it does). There are issues with the idea that plants are patented, that farmers can not keep seed stock from their crop and must buy it from the 'manufacturer' every year, that it is contributing to lower biodiversity, that the genMods will 'escape' into the wild and pollute wild plants, etc etc.

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    13. Re:While... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with GM plants is that they still throw out a bunch of pollen, and pollute existing seed lines. It's just bad science.
      Mod parent informative!
    14. Re:While... by ryszard99 · · Score: 1

      if it's edible, we can cook it.
      man, i was in portugal just last week (lisbon, for a 10 days), you really need to add to that, "throw huge amounts of salt in it"
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    15. Re:While... by Pigeon451 · · Score: 1

      You are correct, we are likely exceptions. Unfortunately the media likes to blow things out of proportion and fear-mongering is rampant. I don't eat meat and welcome the day when I can eat test tube meat!

    16. Re:While... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Jesus, it's not about being a liberal. The problem with GM plants is that they still throw out a bunch of pollen, and pollute existing seed lines. It's just bad science.


      No, it's bad policy. Science refers to the theories explaining phenomena, engineering refers to using those theories in order to solve a practical problem. It is politics that determines how those predictions made by scientists/engineers are implemented.

      To put it this way, if a structure breaks this would be:

      a)A scientific problem if the scientists were wrong about how materials behave under stress.

      b)An engineering problem if it collapsed because the engineers had designed it in a way that caused the materials to break in a manner as described by the scientists.

      c)A policy problem if it was built and/or operated in a manner that engineers and scientists had predicted would cause trouble (Chernobyl would be a good example. Engineers and Scientists had predicted several problems and dangers with the design prior to the accident).

      In the case of GM biologists and ecologists has pointed out problems with how it is done for a long time. That it is still being done is not a failure of biology or even genetic engineering. The failure is that it is being applied in a manner that we know can cause trouble. I.e, it is bad policy, not bad science.
    17. Re:While... by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      If people new the conditions that some of their chicken was grown in, they'd probably find it disgusting, too. Meat from a lap sounds a lot more appealing to me than meat from a room over-crowded with unhealthy animals.

    18. Re:While... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with GM vegetables isn't the GM itself, but how they're modified and why. If they're modified to make them resistant to parasites but still good and healthy is one thing, while if they're engineered in a way they can't reproduce so you've to buy seeds again and again is a dirty move and a very different story.

    19. Re:While... by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Don't bet on it. How do you know that there won't be methane & co2 & other waste produced by the natural respiration of the frankenmeat? I agree with you on the sterile environment & lower transportation costs, though.

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    20. Re:While... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy kikes Batman! You're right!

    21. Re:While... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      It's only about being a liberal/hippy/commie-pinko if there is an agenda for it. That way, negative public opinion can be stemmed by disassociation.

      To buttress the parent poster's point with a concrete example, recall the canola grower in Canada whose crops were infested by Monsanto modified plants (Monsanto Canada Inc. v. Schmeiser, see Wikipedia)... Monsanto's Roundup-proof plant seed blew into his field (or spilled off a truck). Anyway, the court was convinced to dismiss the contamination for various reasons, and Monsanto won the judgement. However, since the farmer never actually used the Roundup-proof-ness trait, by not spraying his field with the proprietary herbicide, he paid no specific damages.

      Now the story comes back to genetic tampering:

      After about six years of court battling, Schmeiser guesses his legal bills have totalled close to 400 thousand Canadian dollars. Schmeiser says he has lost the right to use his strain of canola, which took him 50 years to develop, because he can not prove they do not include the Roundup Ready gene Monsanto patented. (Furthermore, he says that on the advice of his lawyers, he destroyed all his seed and purchased new seed, so his strain of canola no longer exists, which presents an additional obstacle to his continuing to farm it. However, he was ordered to turn over all his remaining seed from his 1997 and 1998 crops to Monsanto, so even if he hadn't eradicated his own strain on his own initiative, it would likely not have survived.


      Scary, huh? Your own strain, developed over an entire career, is considered null and void when contaminated by a patented strain. So, there is a direct damage due to patentability... and how did the original contamination occur? No one really knows, and it was not considered in the court case. The case was about him noticing the strain in his field, and replanting those seeds everywhere.
    22. Re:While... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

      That stuff's what makes it so tasty!

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    23. Re:While... by gurps_npc · · Score: 1

      I don't see the problem with that either. So what if it breeds with natural plants. Evolution works. If the bio-engineered stuff is hardy enough, let the plants evolve using it. If not, it will be replaced by plants that are not 'infected'.

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    24. Re:While... by QuantumG · · Score: 1

      GM plants are sterile. They are made such because of exactly this kind of fear. Of course, if you ask the opponents of GM food, they'll either be completely unaware of this fact, like you, or they'll say that the big bad companies are making the plants sterile so they can keep the farmers on a short leash.

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    25. Re:While... by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      Co2? Yes. That is always produced. CH4? Nope. That is a byproduct of the bacteria in our gut. No gut, not gas.

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    26. Re:While... by rastoboy29 · · Score: 1

      I think it's more about that they would prefer that WE eat meat grown in vats.

      They don't want to eat that shit!

      Sounds good to me, though.

    27. Re:While... by joaommp · · Score: 1

      1) it depends on the restaurant you go too
      2) lisbon is not really a good representation to Portugal even though it is the capital. Nobody likes lisbon anyway, not even the people who live there.
      I have visited the entire country, including the islands (Madeira and AÃores) and Lisbon was the only place where I felt out of place and not at home. It has nothing to do with the rest of the country. if you really want to get to know Portugal, go to Porto

    28. Re:While... by Jesrad · · Score: 1

      "The problem with GM plants is that they still throw out a bunch of pollen, and pollute existing seed lines"

      Err, no.

      Not only are most GM plants sterile hybrids to start with, but even for the very few that aren't, their pollen (say, from from GM corn) isn't going to "pollute" the non-same-species plants all around them in any way.

      And lastly, you could as well worry that the natural plants are going to pollute the GM plants and ruin the scientists' efforts.

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    29. Re:While... by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the informative reply. I guess my concern is that while the method of production is undefined, so are its byproducts, whether they are CO2, methane, or other.

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  13. For those who prefer car analogies by Whiney+Mac+Fanboy · · Score: 5, Funny

    There is never any point finishing a car analogy on slashdot....

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    1. Re:For those who prefer car analogies by nine-times · · Score: 1

      Oh, so "Why does Apple love DRM?" wasn't your car analogy?

    2. Re:For those who prefer car analogies by naoursla · · Score: 1

      Making a car analogy on slashdot is like driving a car on a closed loop track. You never...

  14. Eat the PETA members by TheMeuge · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Maybe it's just me, but I think that movements such as PETA are a sign of deep issues within our society. We have people who are so completely satiated and content with their lives, that they are willing to spend vast amounts of their time, effort, and money, in order to achieve something so truly inane.

    We have hunger, diseases, war... and all these people want to do is to get everybody to stop eating animals. Considering that it was likely the consumption of large amounts of animal protein that allowed humanity to evolve rather rapidly in the last stage of our evolution, I find PETA's goals rather ironic.

    1. Re:Eat the PETA members by CRCulver · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I think it's highly ironic that certain supporters of PETA, quick to condemn the taking of innocent animal life, get riled up when they see people seeking to outlaw abortion. There's this weird paradox in the animal rights movement, especially in the work of Peter Singer, that animal life is elevated to sacredness but certain human lives are lowered to complete expendability.

    2. Re:Eat the PETA members by JCY2K · · Score: 1

      There are numerous organizations aimed at ending the problems which you mentioned or to lessen their horrible impact however the ethical position that all beings capable of experiencing pain ought not to willfully be made to suffer is coherent and valid. Further, no matter the past evolutionary impact of meat in the protohuman diet it is now unnecessary. As for hunger, it takes 16 pounds of grain to produce 1 pound of edible animal protein so who is trying to do/doing more to end hunger, you or them?

    3. Re:Eat the PETA members by dreamchaser · · Score: 0, Troll

      no matter the past evolutionary impact of meat in the protohuman diet it is now unnecessary

      Please provide credible academic citations for this assertion. It is incorrect.

    4. Re:Eat the PETA members by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The price system of a free market capitalism, which will eventually drive the price of meat up as the demand for food increases ?

    5. Re:Eat the PETA members by gurps_npc · · Score: 1
      Honestly I find people like you to be no better than PETA.

      Famine, Disease, War are all SOLUTIONS, not problems. They are God's (or nature's if you are an athiest) tough love cure for overpopulation. Any biologist will tell you that each and every one of them occures in some animals besides humans when they outgrow their current habitat.

      Famine - not enough food for the amount of people you have. Disease - anyone doctor will tell you that higher population = more disease. You reduce population size and disease rates drop like a tech stock in early 2008. War, well, it solves one and only one problem - overpopulation.

      But even if you can't see the logic in that, think about what real vat food production would mean. The ability to grow meet in a vat would allow for the following:

      Growing it in an antiseptic area, free of things like say Mad Cow Disease

      Quicker grow rate, for the cost of less feed, (Don't have to help the animal grow bones, tendons, brains, etc.) allowing us to make more meat, cheaper, feeding more people, reducing hunger.

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    6. Re:Eat the PETA members by nomadic · · Score: 1, Insightful

      We have hunger, diseases, war... and all these people want to do is to get everybody to stop eating animals. Considering that it was likely the consumption of large amounts of animal protein that allowed humanity to evolve rather rapidly in the last stage of our evolution, I find PETA's goals rather ironic.

      First of all I believe one of PETA's tenets is the actually very convincing belief that by stopping people from eating meat you'll solve a lot of world hunger problems. Secondly I'm not sure about your consumption of large amount of animal protein thesis; do you have a citation?

      Thirdly, I don't think it's fair to say that just because more important problems exist PETA shouldn't work on what they consider a problem. I mean, hunger, diseases and war are infinitely more important issues than open source, but there are plenty of people and organizations who focus on open source, and I don't think most people would find that this is somehow the wrong thing to do.

    7. Re:Eat the PETA members by c · · Score: 1

      > We have hunger, diseases, war... and all these people want to do is to get everybody to stop eating animals.

      Feed any hungry lately? Cure any diseases today? How about stopping that war? Any of that stuff working for you?

      I don't necessarily agree with PETA (goals or methods, take your pick), but as causes go it's one of the less futile ones. It fits into the "think globally, act locally" model in that just about any individual can practice what they preach and collectively see progress over time. If you measure improvements in animal welfare over any stretch of time, there's clearly been improvements.

      In the big picture, it's certainly a better use of someones time and energy than getting excited about whether the $team_of_millionaires are going to beat the pants off the $other_team_of_millionaires in $team_sport.

      c.

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    8. Re:Eat the PETA members by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 1

      I've watched all their propaganda films, and it's worth noting that the strongest points they make have nothing to do with not eating animals and everything to do with treating them ethically.

      The organization is terribly run and certainly gets sidetracked a lot, but keep in mind that their name is 'People for the ethical treatment' of Animals', not 'People trying to prevent other people from eating animals.'

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    9. Re:Eat the PETA members by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please provide credible academic citations for this assertion. It is incorrect. Please provide credible academic citations for this assertion. It might be incorrect.
    10. Re:Eat the PETA members by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it takes 16 pounds of grain to produce 1 pound of edible animal protein I didn't knew that! Then, all animals should be destroyed so that we have more food to eat.
    11. Re:Eat the PETA members by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Nah, they're just stupid fucking busybodies who can't stand to see anybody enjoying themselves.

      They're like the anti-smoking zealots. They got smoking banned in bars here in Illinois, despite the fact that before the ban usually when I was in a bar I was the only one not smoking. You have these damned busybodies who don't even drink going into bars to catch someone with a lit cigarette, to nmake sur ethey go out in the cold rain to smoke.

      It's disgusting, but you have to remember most people aren't like that.

      You say "we" are contented and satiated, YOU may be but I work for a living. Don't blame me, blame the rich people who are exploiting me.

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    12. Re:Eat the PETA members by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

      There are some debate about the sustainability of a Earth where 9 billions humans would be rich enough to buy meat. Not only would only the richer get to eat meat but the poorer also wouldn't have enough room to grow crops. If we find a way to grow meat that costs less lands, it would solve a few problems. Some people say that there were two reasons for the recent hunger riots : biofuels and Indian and Chinese beginning to eat meat.

      I don't really empathize with PETA's concerns about animal life, but they have a wrong reason to solve a real problem. That's harmless. I'll keep an eye on this.

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    13. Re:Eat the PETA members by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it amuses me that you cite "We have hunger, diseases, war....."
      Hunger is caused in part by the demand for hugely inefficient ways of feeding people: meat, dairy, etc. Less meat eating, more people fed from the same land.

      It demonstrates that you:
      1. have no idea what you are talking about
      2. React to this by hating the "goddam hippy freak fagget veggies"

      yes, I am aware that in vitro meat will almost certainly be as inefficient as feeding the cows then eating 'em.

      My own opinion:

      no problem with meat eating as long as the cost reflects the true costs of production and the animals are treated with a degree of humaneness.
      Meat is a luxury and we should treat it as such, massive amounts of resources to produce ahould be reflected in a high price.

    14. Re:Eat the PETA members by gunnk · · Score: 1

      I don't care one bit for PETA. As an organization, their stands are too radical and their methods frequently too extreme for my tastes.

      I'm also definitely omnivorous and hope to stay that way.

      But... meat production requires a huge grain input for the number of calories produced and overconsumption of meat does relate directly to cardiovascular disease. Therefore, if PETA did get their way we would see reductions in at least two of the three problems you would rather see addressed.

      On another note, if you find it a waste that people are campaigning against meat while hunger, disease and war are priorities what on earth are you doing hanging out making comments on Slashdot when you could be addressing those issues?

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    15. Re:Eat the PETA members by call-me-kenneth · · Score: 1

      they are willing to spend vast amounts of their time, effort, and money, in order to achieve something so truly inane. Who the fuck are you to say that thinking killing sentient living creatures is wrong, is "inane"?
    16. Re:Eat the PETA members by call-me-kenneth · · Score: 1

      And you're just an utterly selfish self-satisfied dick sitting on a huge heap of corpses of those who died to bring you your lifestyle. And you'll be first up against the wall come the revolution.

    17. Re:Eat the PETA members by Colonel+Korn · · Score: 1

      We have hunger, diseases, war... and all these people want to do is to get everybody to stop eating animals. Considering that it was likely the consumption of large amounts of animal protein that allowed humanity to evolve rather rapidly in the last stage of our evolution, I find PETA's goals rather ironic. And you likely do nothing to help prevent hunger, disease, and war, either, but I'll tell you what you can do. Overpopulation is going to keep hunger, disease, and war around long after they should have been eliminated. You can help to save the world by not having kids.
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    18. Re:Eat the PETA members by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      As for hunger, it takes 16 pounds of grain to produce 1 pound of edible animal protein

      Nonsense. Furthermore, even if it was true, what happens to the other 15lb? Does it just vanish? Get converted into heat energy?

      If you're happy eating inorganic vegetables grown with the aid of massive amounts of petrochemical-derived fertiliser, then go right ahead and get rid of livestock farming. Otherwise, shut up and let the rest of us produce food in an ecologically sustainable way.

    19. Re:Eat the PETA members by Martin+Kallisti · · Score: 1

      We have hunger, diseases and war, yes. However, firstly it is not entirely simple to do away with those problems just like that, and secondly, the production of meat as it is done today is far more resource-consuming than the production of vegetarian alternatives, sometimes by an order of magnitude or more. Since many wars are fought over scarce resources, it is not exactly far-fetched to say that people not eating meat (as in the resource-inefficient raising of animals) could help against wars. And hunger, obviously.

      Either way, your point that "do not care about A because B is even more important" is not really very good. People will always have different preferences, and being opposed to eating meat does not mean you are for wars, hunger and diseases or even that you are not doing anything against those problems. I will grant you, however, that PETA are sensationalist pricks whose campaigns, image and general smugness I despise.

    20. Re:Eat the PETA members by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have people who are so completely satiated and content with their lives, that they are willing to spend vast amounts of their time, effort, and money, in order to achieve something so truly inane.
      People with too much time on their hands are the primary source of progress in our society.
    21. Re:Eat the PETA members by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 1

      Oh won't somebody PLEASE eat the above poster?

      Sir, you have all the random stupidity of PETA without the fun bits.

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    22. Re:Eat the PETA members by bryce4president · · Score: 1

      According to the laws of natural selection...wouldn't they then be naturally un-selecting themselves from the evolutionary process? If this is the case, then let them eat what they want... but if you try to free my pig from its pen, the .22 caliber bullet won't just be endangering the pig's life ;)

    23. Re:Eat the PETA members by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Am I the only one to find the thought of an utterly selfish self-satisfied dick sitting on a huge heap of corpses strangely erotic? Oh wait did I say that out loud?

    24. Re:Eat the PETA members by YeeHaW_Jelte · · Score: 1

      Striving for better treatment of animals is not mutually exclusive with striving for better treatment of humans.

      I'd even go as far as to say the one amplifies the other, as humans ARE animals after all, something the 'old-man-who-rules-in-the-sky' crew often forget.

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    25. Re:Eat the PETA members by YeeHaW_Jelte · · Score: 1

      It's only a paradox if you believe a foetus to be a complete human being instead of a developing lump of cells.

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    26. Re:Eat the PETA members by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 1

      Or you could sell your children for food. That would kill two birds with the one stone.

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    27. Re:Eat the PETA members by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Any combination of foods that you can use to replace meat in
      my diet will cause great discomfort for YOU PERSONALLY should
      you be unlucky enough to be in my general proximity during the
      day after I have eaten such foods.

      The Human digestive system has a number of well known weaknesses
      when it comes to plant matter.

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    28. Re:Eat the PETA members by ta+bu+shi+da+yu · · Score: 1

      If PETA is the result, then I think we all could do with a little less progress.

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    29. Re:Eat the PETA members by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      who modded this drivel insightful?
      we have wars, so we should ignore everything else wrong in scoiety as a result? Gimme a break. Remind yourself of this drivel next time your house is broken into or your car stolen. who cares about such stuff while theirs WARS right?

    30. Re:Eat the PETA members by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because it got mankind to where we are today doesn't implicitly make it the correct path going forward.

      Every other societal issue you mentioned (hunger, diseases, and war) was influential in our path to modernity, so should we embrace those as well?

    31. Re:Eat the PETA members by Brahmastra · · Score: 1

      This gets insightful? Anyone with half a brain knows that it is more sustainable to produce food crops than to raise animals on the same land. You may have other criticisms of PETA, but implying that not eating animals will increase hunger while basic common sense indicates the opposite has to be the most retarded thought process. Oh btw.. the animal protein that helped humans evolve was termites.

    32. Re:Eat the PETA members by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      The original soundbite isn't as shocking as you think it is...

              It will take 16 pounds of high protein grain to yield a pound of protein.

      Grain isn't too terribly protein dense you know...

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    33. Re:Eat the PETA members by kombipom · · Score: 1

      How about the large vegetarian populations around the world? While many western vegetarians have become so in later life (including myself) I believe that many religiously motivated vegetarians have been so since birth. Are you suggesting that these people are in some way not fully developed due to their lack of meat eating?

    34. Re:Eat the PETA members by xaxa · · Score: 1

      Any combination of foods that you can use to replace meat in
      my diet will cause great discomfort for YOU PERSONALLY should
      you be unlucky enough to be in my general proximity during the
      day after I have eaten such foods.

      The Human digestive system has a number of well known weaknesses
      when it comes to plant matter. Ah, a true American. I expect you've never eaten a vegetable?
    35. Re:Eat the PETA members by barnackle · · Score: 1

      Animal protein may have helped humans evolve. However, farming (in particular high-energy grains) helped us civilize. Civilization is a greater achievement than just owning a big, juicy brain.

      I'm not sure if all vegans agree with me, but I consider adult people eminently capable of helping themselves (what with their big, animal protein filled brains). Whereas animals, like children, tug at my heartstrings. It's not about their capacity to grow or do good in this world, or even whether they have a soul (that might, in fact, make mortal life appear *less* valuable to me). It's solely about their ability to feel fear and pain; feelings I, as an animal, am familiar with and can so empathize.

      As for watching animals kill eachother on the Discovery Channel, that solidifies my opinion that, as having civilized and advanced technologically beyond the point of requiring the infliction of pain to survive or even enjoy ones self, I need not contribute to the suffering in the world (animal or human).

      Finally, to address another common point, I am personally pro-life, but I am not comfortable telling someone else how to act with regards to such a personal issue. Similarly, I want people to see that avoiding meat isn't tough at all and seems like the right moral thing to do, but I don't moralize in their faces about it any more than I would try to explain why they should take a closer look at why free-trade is a good thing or why immigration doesn't lower wages as much as people think.

    36. Re:Eat the PETA members by xaxa · · Score: 1

      As for hunger, it takes 16 pounds of grain to produce 1 pound of edible animal protein

      Nonsense. Furthermore, even if it was true, what happens to the other 15lb? Does it just vanish? Get converted into heat energy? Yes, exactly. That's what animals do -- convert their food into energy to keep themselves warm, move about and so on, which is a waste of energy/protein that could have been eaten directly by a person, in the form of pulses, corn etc.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Environmental_effects_of_meat_production

      PS your intensively reared cattle eats grain grown with the aid of massive amounts of petrochemical-derived fertiliser.
    37. Re:Eat the PETA members by gbobeck · · Score: 1

      I find it more ironic that PETA killed 97% of all animals left in their care in 2006. (at least according to VA state records and http://www.petakillsanimals.com/ )

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    38. Re:Eat the PETA members by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      As for hunger, it takes 16 pounds of grain to produce 1 pound of edible animal protein so who is trying to do/doing more to end hunger, you or them?

      Couple problems with that. First is that the 16 pound figure requires a 100% grain fed cow. It doesn't take 16 pound of grain if you let the cows graze in the field; where they'll subsist quite happily on grass that's inedible to humans, on land that's marginal or unsuitable for the growing of grain. Cows do normally get some grain to help fatten them up before slaughter, or in cattle yards while being transported and such because it's cheaper to move the mover nutrient dense grain than fodder such as hay.

      The second problem is that hunger today isn't a technical problem. We could, while keeping our meat, feet every person on the planet a healthy diet today. The problem is political in nature - governments don't allow the aid to get to the starving populations. There's active fighting so aid trucks can't make it through, corrupt officials who 'tax' the aid shipments, lack of transportation, etc...

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    39. Re:Eat the PETA members by matt4077 · · Score: 1

      It might be relevant. Raising animals is a lot less efficient than corn etc. Part of the recent wave of food shortages is due to the increased ability of chinese and indians to afford meat. Lots of corn, wheat, rice are needed to raise that meat, and that's (one) reason why prices have risen dramatically.

    40. Re:Eat the PETA members by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, they're just stupid fucking busybodies who can't stand to see anybody enjoying themselves.

      Not logical. The whole *point* of this prize is to produce tasty cruelty-free meat which you *can* enjoy. Or is it that you can't concieve 'enjoying' your meat unless it came from a live animal (even if it was tastier and cheaper)?

    41. Re:Eat the PETA members by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you saying that all PETA members only care about animals and that none of them ever support other causes?

      Although, I do find your comment ironic (or perhaps just stupid?), since one of the supposed advantages of plant crops is that it requires less resources per person than meat. It doesn't even matter if that is true or not to prove that you are being a bit thick.

      I'm not even a PETA supporter. But I really can't stand it when people make arguments that are made based on being a complete moron.

      If PETA really get up your ass and you hate them, fine. But at least try to come up with an argument that is rational and not some hateful bullshit.

    42. Re:Eat the PETA members by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have completely failed to understand the concept at work in Singer's arguments. Singer doesn't "elevate" animal life to "sacredness," he says that there's no reason that we should ignore the experiences of sentient animals when deciding if a particular action is ethical or not.

      "Innocent animal life" is sentient, a fetus is not. "Innocent animal life" is sentient, a brain dead human is not. Etc. When Singer applies his utilitarianism to choices which put sentient life on one side and non-sentient life on the other, the sentient life wins. This makes sense. There's no sacredness, no spiritualism, only cold and brutal logic. Your attribution of this to Singer or PETA belies your complete ignorance of the philosophy involved.

    43. Re:Eat the PETA members by nostriluu · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is, everyone should drop whatever they're doing, no matter how finely developed their insights and efforts, and start working on the same issue. That sounds like a great idea.

      And there are, just like multiple approaches on what to do in life, multiple approaches on why we are where we are. Plenty of people think it has to do with plants. Just read the review at http://www.mapcruzin.com/rev_botany_desire.htm But I guess in your view, humans evolved to do nothing but eat meat.

    44. Re:Eat the PETA members by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      How is it a paradox? Do you know of some PETA supports who are specifically involved in animal abortion rights?

    45. Re:Eat the PETA members by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it's just me, but I think that movements such as PETA are a sign of deep issues within our society. We have people who are so completely satiated and content with their lives, that they are willing to spend vast amounts of their time, effort, and money, in order to achieve something so truly inane.

      We have hunger, diseases, war... and all these people want to do is to get everybody to stop eating animals. Considering that it was likely the consumption of large amounts of animal protein that allowed humanity to evolve rather rapidly in the last stage of our evolution, I find PETA's goals rather ironic. dude... read the topic...

      producing commercially viable quantities of in vitro meat at competitive prices would help humanity and they are for it.
    46. Re:Eat the PETA members by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      ...which is a waste of energy/protein that could have been eaten directly by a person, in the form of pulses, corn etc.

      That's great. Where do I grow pulses? Here's a little hint - most of the world isn't rolling Iowa cornfields. Not everyone has got arable land to waste on things like corn.

      PS your intensively reared cattle eats grain grown with the aid of massive amounts of petrochemical-derived fertiliser.

      That's a pretty big set of assumptions to make. My *extensively* reared cattle and sheep eat tough heathy grass. If you fancy trying to eat it, you just go right ahead. I guarantee you won't do well on it.

    47. Re:Eat the PETA members by benhattman · · Score: 1

      Inane? Are you nuts? The world is actually reaching a food shortage, and I hate to say it but carnivorous preferences are among the biggest causes. It takes far more corn to get to a hamburger by conventional means than it does to get the same calories from fresh ears of corn.

      If an efficient system for growing meat could be developed, it could raise the standard of life in all of those 3rd world places significantly. I disagree with PETA a lot, but I've long thought this would be a great idea, and I appreciate that they are putting the money up to fund a prize for it.

    48. Re:Eat the PETA members by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Due respect, you mostly highlight your own ignorance with this shallow post. I am not certain by what mechanism easting large quantities of meat would allow "rapid evolution." But industrial-scale meat production is a huge factor for global warming and other environmental destruction, not to mention large-scale systemically-enforced economic inequality. There are health problems too, (hormones and antibiotics and other icky stuff) although they aren't as big as some people like to think. But seriously -- read something: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/27/weekinreview/27bittman.html?scp=1&sq=meat-guzzler&st=nyt

      And this ignores the apparently irrelevant notion of animal suffering, which if mentioned gets you immediately written of as a hopeless crank. The funny thing is that slashdotters are such a smart group, and yet people immediately swim to the shallow end of the intellectual pool when this issue comes up. 98 percent of the time I am content to make the "mmm... meat is tasty" jokes right along with everyone else, despite being vegan. Mostly so I don't get stuck with that "humorless vegan weirdo" label. Such is the power of social pressure. But it is an intellectually bankrupt position. I figured with all of the philosophy-major/hobbyist types lurking around here someone would have figured that out by now. Being concerned with animal welfare is just like being an atheist (I am) surrounded by christians (I have been). You get all of these stupid, stupid, scripted responses and you just smile blankly and nod in response at how obviously you hadn't realized Stalinism was attributable to atheism, and of course! where did the universe come from -- you know -- before the big bang? Because the alternative is to slowly and painfully start from first principles and explain physics and evolution and of course when you're done you won't have changed anyone's mind anyway, except to convince them that you're hopelessly alien and misguided... Well, animal rights is the same thing. You immediately get the: you people care more about animals than people; we're supposed to eat meat -- it's like, natural, man; blah blah blah.

      God, just looking at all of the stupid, stupid posts here is exhausting -- it is like reading a right-wing politics board -- you don't even know where to begin.

      This ridiculous (on it's face, after, like .5 seconds of thinking about it you supposed mensa geeks, you) notion that vegetarian and vegan identity begins and ends with being into animal welfare. Usually expressed as: "we care more about animals than we do about people." Like we wake up in the morning and just sit around being vegan. Maybe stroking a cat and cutting up pictures of our families to use as kitty litter.

      Most vegan and vegetarians I know are intensely ethical people, whose avoidance of meat-products stems from a deep concern with issues of justice, sustainability and empathy. Most vegans and vegetarians I know are vastly more committed to working for positive (left-leaning obviously) social change than most of the meat-eaters I know. Not everyone, of course -- being an activist isn't a requirement for being a vegan. But what I find ironic are all of the people running around, wringing their hands because of global warming and dutifully re-using their shopping bags. Like many if not most slashdotters, I imagine. Because I am doing more to fight global warming by just sitting on my ass being vegan (and riding a lot of public transportation) than you are going to do in a year with all of your angry tirades about the Bush Administration and "buying local" and deciding to spend a little more for the "Rainforest Crunch" Ben & Jerry's.

      Half the people in bus with me on the way to the anti-torture protest where we so outnumbered the police they couldn't even arrest us were vegetarians. Most of you meat eaters we're even there, even though you care soooo much more about human than animal rights.

      Really, I mean, how does this great concern manifest itself? Aside from posts on slashd

    49. Re:Eat the PETA members by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Keep in mind that it is not just PETA interested in this topic, but "Green" proponents as well. The issue of the Factory Farming Meat industry is that in addition to causing needless pain and suffering of animals, it is one of the leading contributors to Global Warming:

      http://www.un.org/apps/news/story.asp?NewsID=20772&Cr=global&Cr1=environment

      This is because of the methane (yes, seriously--100s of millions of animals are force-bred in the US alone each year for consumption), as well as the fact that it takes two calories of corn/hay to produce one calorie of meat. This causes increase in petrol used in farming machinery, fertilizers, and transportation for the meat industry.

    50. Re:Eat the PETA members by xaxa · · Score: 1

      "Animals raised for food in the U.S. consume 90% of the soy crop, 80% of the corn crop, and 70% of its grain." (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Environmental_effects_of_meat_production)
      Your rolling Iowa cornfields are already being used for animals -- indirectly.

      I don't know the numbers for intensive v. extensively reared cattle in the USA, so I won't go further on that, except to note that extensively reared cattle in some countries (e.g. Brazil) requires clearing huge amounts of rainforest.

    51. Re:Eat the PETA members by azgard · · Score: 1

      We have hunger, diseases, war... and all these people want to do is to get everybody to stop eating animals. Exactly! I applaud them for that. I like meat very much myself, but do you realize how much more energy is needed to produce meat than to produce grain and vegetables? Synthetic meat is a perfect solution. It can be much more ecological. So while their motives may be strange, it's very good thing to do and it actually can reduce hunger and war.
    52. Re:Eat the PETA members by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Choice is why. Humans have the choice to have an abortion or be euthanized. Animals have no voice and this is what PETA is. I am not part of PETA and no organisation is perfect but somebody does need to make companies accountable to how they treat their livestock. Sure some members I am sure are for out and out banning of meat but at it's core, as the name implies, PETA is for giving animals some rights.

    53. Re:Eat the PETA members by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      If it's tastier I'll be happy with it. But they try to say tofu is tastier when in fact it's NASTY. The same people will push margarine instead of butter. Margarine is NASTY. The winner of this x-prise will undoubtedly come up with something NASTY.

      Hell, every single thing the food conglomerates come up with is nasty compared to even homegrown, let alone artificial food compared to homegrown. I can barely eat a store tomato. I thought I hated peas, but found out what I hated was canned peas, fresh or frozen are tasty. Grocery store eggs are edible but the brown country eggs are a whole lot better.

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    54. Re:Eat the PETA members by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Aren't you haunted by all those broccoli who died for you? Oh the horrors!

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    55. Re:Eat the PETA members by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and both rape, homicide and likely infanticide each played significant roles in our evolution. Should we continue those practices as well? At times, incest also likely proved useful to grow a population to a size that could survive long enough to find a group with diverse mates. Shall we also continue that practice?

      Our brains need the omega-3's and the proteins, as well as trace minerals. They care not what the source was.

      Further, your assumption that our food supply problems and our "greater issues" (hunger, disease, war) are disjointly related is at least suspect, if not outright fallacious.

      If their goals are so ironic to you, care to justify all the resources spent on sporting events, video games, fashion, and general consumerism? Perhaps you do not partake in those industries. If not, then surely you'll see that a fraction of the revenues/expenditures in those areas to develop a (potentially) cheap synthetic food source that does not require chemical fertilizer, growth hormones, or clear-cut forests is possibly a worthy goal.

      For that matter, redirect a portion of funds for the United States middle east war effort toward this research and satisfy both goals simultaneously.

    56. Re:Eat the PETA members by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      Your rolling Iowa cornfields are already being used for animals -- indirectly.

      Maybe you shouldn't assume that everyone is in the US.

    57. Re:Eat the PETA members by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If killing and eating animals is so wrong and unnatural, why do other animals do it? Is PETA going to start telling lions to stop eating zebras? Maybe make in vitro zebra meat and spread it all over the Serengeti? Then what will happen to the zebra population?

      These people are morons. I can understand vegetarianism for health reasons, but otherwise it's fucking stupid.

    58. Re:Eat the PETA members by NewtonFan · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's just me, but I think that movements such as PETA are a sign of deep issues within our society. We have people who are so completely satiated and content with their lives, that they are willing to spend vast amounts of their time, effort, and money, in order to achieve something so truly inane. It is not only a happing in "our" society. According to the 2006 Hindu-CNN-IBN State of the Nation Survey, 31% of Indians are vegetarians.
    59. Re:Eat the PETA members by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have hunger, diseases, war... and all these people want to do is to get everybody to stop eating animals. Do you realize how much more food we'd have if people stopped eating animals (distribution problems notwithstanding)?

      How did this get modded "Insightful"?
    60. Re:Eat the PETA members by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 1

      Ugh - no thanks. Stupidity gives me a tummy ache.

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    61. Re:Eat the PETA members by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have hunger, diseases, war... and all these people want to do is to get everybody to stop eating animals Several points. First off, those items are NOT unrelated. Meat production is so resource-intensive that it contributes to food shortages, because it is so inefficient to feed crops to animals and then eat the animals, vs. eating the crops directly. Think of all the food you've ever eaten and imagine standing next to that gargantuan pyramid, and someone deciding whether to eat you, or eat what you've eaten. Food shortages are one of the resource shortages that lead to war.

      Second, where do you think diseases come from? Guns, Germs, and Steel makes the point that they come from animal agriculture. Crowd a bunch of animals together knee-deep in feces and you have a breeding ground for disease. Live with the animals and a virus can learn the trick of hopping from one species to another. This is why Europeans wiped out indigenous cultures wherever they spread -- one culture practiced intensive livestock confinement, was exposed to the resultant diseases, and the ones who happened to be immune didn't die off; and then they went to e.g. the Americas and wiped out entire populations with their livestock-based diseases, exposing native peoples to a thousand years' worth of evolved diseases all at once.

      Third, are we supposed to wait until we've solved all mankind's PROBLEMS before we do anything else? "Let's not spend money on the space program while we still have war and disease." We'd still be waiting. Actually technological advances do a LOT to make life more inspiring, easier, more comfortable, thereby increasing peace.

      Considering that it was likely the consumption of large amounts of animal protein that allowed humanity to evolve rather rapidly Let's not let evolutionary Darwinism turn into *social* Darwinism. Not to mention, the meat hypothesis is mere conjecture. Considering that the brain runs on glucose, sugar is generally more desirable. "If you don't eat your meat, you can't have any pudding!" Large cats are carnivores, eating far more protein than any humans, yet they don't have huge brains. There are plenty more counterexamples. Gorillas are huge and muscular to the envy of any protein-chugging bodybuilder, yet they eat mostly green plants. Protein is a red herring.

      And in any case, protein is extremely easy to get in modern society, from any number of sources, including nuts, legumes, fake meat, protein powder, protein bars, and so on. Lab meat will also provide it. So nobody is suggesting doing without protein. Thus PETA's goals are not at all ironic.

      You have been served.
    62. Re:Eat the PETA members by Drive42 · · Score: 0

      Humans are a developing lump of cells. Just a wee bit bigger and more complex. =)

    63. Re:Eat the PETA members by Drive42 · · Score: 0

      Well. For one, it gets shit out. Two, yes, it goes into maintaining the metabolism of the animal, so some of it does get released as heat energy.

      How much food do you eat? Does it all end up as muscle mass? If you ate 16 hungry-man 1LB meals, do you really expect to gain 16 lbs? You'd be unhealthy as fuck and sick as hell, but I'd imagine a large proportion of that food turns into fecal matter or energy.

      I'm not sure about the factual underpinnings of the 16->1 argument, but it doesn't sound implausible. Cows eat A LOT of grain. If they put on as much weight as they ate, there'd be some fucking huge-ass cows running around. Grain is low in protein. Lots has to be eaten in order to grow.

    64. Re:Eat the PETA members by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Talking about world hunger? It takes 25 calories of wheat, corn and soy to make one calorie of beef. Two thirds of US grain production, and 80% of the soy end up as livestock feed (and still the US remain a net importer of said feed). It takes less than one tenth the amount of arable land to feed the average vegan vs. the average omnivore. If you cared about world hunger, and you don't want to become a vegetarian, you should still dramatically reduce the amount of meat you consume. Of course, the cynic in me says that all you want to do is play the blame game - it's simple and it's free after all.

    65. Re:Eat the PETA members by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This would make sense, if only eating animals weren't part of the problem in hunger, diseases, war.

      For instance, the current spike in food prices (ref: this week's Economist) is largely due to bio fuels and the increase in meat consumption in Asia. It takes a lot more grain to feed a cow than a person - on the order of 100x less efficient, causing food shortages. And then you pump the cows full of pesticides, antibiotics and weird feed, causing health issues (ref: Mad Cow). And then you irrigate like crazy, which is causing water wars in Africa (ref: Robert Kaplan, The Coming Anarchy). All this stuff relates. Living closer to the dirt -- less chemicals, less factory farms -- is good engineering.

      PETA doesn't connect all the dots, but their members do.

      I would say that a lack of issue groups trying to improve the world would be a far more serious sign of deep issues within etc.

    66. Re:Eat the PETA members by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      Grain is low in protein. Lots has to be eaten in order to grow.

      This is why only stupid people feed their cows on a mostly-grain diet. This whole feeding-cows-on-grain thing is why Americans have such horrible food, with bland, tough, greasy meat.

    67. Re:Eat the PETA members by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure lots of people at PETA and lots of PETA supporters have moralistic, or emotional arguements against eating meat. But to call working for a shift away from meat consumption inane is wrong.

      In simple terms, it takes a lot of fossil fuels, water, land, and man power to produce a calorie of meat compared to a calorie vegatables.

      In the poor many countries soy is no longer an efficient enough producer of vegatbable oil, so lots of palm farms are being built. We are at a worldwide energy crisis and one of the most obvious changes to make is to start eating less meat.

      Prices will skyrocket as energy costs go through the roof, and as governments hold big ag accountable for more outsourced costs (water consumption, land usage, top soil destruction, pollution). And the market will change the world's eating habits much more effectively than PETA.

      What's the EROI (Energy Return on Investment) for pork? I bet it makes the EROI of oil from Tar Sand look magnificent.

      BTW, I'm a vegetarian. Though not a big PETA supporter.

    68. Re:Eat the PETA members by Lars512 · · Score: 1

      We have hunger, diseases, war... and all these people want to do is to get everybody to stop eating animals. Considering that it was likely the consumption of large amounts of animal protein that allowed humanity to evolve rather rapidly in the last stage of our evolution, I find PETA's goals rather ironic. Let's focus on hunger. Farming of animals can basically be considered an inefficient process for turning one type of food (grains) into other types of food (meat, dairy). The range of successful and healthy vegetarians and vegans has shown that meat is not necessary for our survival. Do you then approve of letting other people starve because you want to get your protein in one form and not another?
    69. Re:Eat the PETA members by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the .22 caliber bullet won't just be endangering the pig's life ;)
      Yeah, that fly on the pig's back will be quivering in its tiny boots there, Dirty Harry.
    70. Re:Eat the PETA members by grantek · · Score: 1

      If you're really asking that question honestly, the answer is simple - artificial meat can be made more cheaply than animal meat.

      When you have large factories producing the stuff, you can turn plant matter or whatever into meat without the whole digestive system, without producing all the other tissues in an animal, and without all the energy required for living.

      If you can cheaply produce a food so energy- and nutrient-dense as meat, that's a big step to solving your first problem, world hunger. Cut that down, and it'll have direct effects on world disease, and follow-on effects on war.

    71. Re:Eat the PETA members by Shy+Social+Scientist · · Score: 1

      And now, with our great big brains that were enabled by the consumption of animal protein, we can come up with a better solution to our nutritional needs. Is it inane to worry about truly toxic hog waste getting in our water supply, killing fish and making people sick? Is it inane to think that if the resources that are devoted to raising beef were allocated differently, there might be less world hunger? I'm not naive enough to think that the world will make the same choice I did and stop eating meat. This seems like a good compromise- you get your meat products and I get to live in a world with less factory farms.

    72. Re:Eat the PETA members by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Define sentient, if you would. Make sure you do it in an uncontroversial manner.

    73. Re:Eat the PETA members by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously you know nothing about the scale of suffering inflicted by humans on animals just because of a desire (not a need) to eat meat.and by the way world hunger is exacerbated by the eating of meat as it is such an inefficient way to produce food. Why dont you educate yourself a little....

  15. Answer to your question by Lord+Byron+II · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It depends on why they're vegan. If it is to stop animal cruelty, then vat-o-meat should be fine. If it for health reasons, then vat-o-meat will have just as much fat and cholesterol as the real stuff.

    1. Re:Answer to your question by Vellmont · · Score: 2, Informative


      If it for health reasons

      Health reasons? There's plenty of meat that's quite healthy for you. Most fish is low in saturated fat and cholesterol. Chicken is pretty OK. Buffalo tastes very similar to beef, but has lower saturated fat. Vegans are vegans for political reasons. These are people that don't eat gummi bears because it contains ground up bones, and don't wear anything that has leather in it. I've heard of extreme wack-jobs that won't eat honey because we've enslaved the bees. It ain't just about food.

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    2. Re:Answer to your question by R2.0 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      "vat-o-meat will have just as much fat and cholesterol as the real stuff."

      Actually, probably not. As I understand it, all the techniques of "culturing" cells are directed toward making all the cells the same - if there are different types of cells in the culture, it is considered a failure. So "cultured meat" would be ALL muscle cells, with no fat cells or connective tissue. Which, while pleasing the health conscious, would be a culinary disaster - picture the toughest, driest steak on the planet.

      One solution would be to culture genetically engineered fat cells with little bad cholesterol, and then grind it in with the cultured meat. So the choices would be hamburgers and sausages that probably taste worse than tofu, or real "once had hooves" meat.

      I'm thinking that prize will remain unclaimed for a long time.

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    3. Re:Answer to your question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It depends on why they're vegan. If it is to stop animal cruelty, then vat-o-meat should be fine. If it for health reasons, then vat-o-meat will have just as much fat and cholesterol as the real stuff. You could never be more wrong, a vegan by definition is someone who not only does not eat meat, but does not consume anything produced or is a by product of an animal, i.e., milk, eggs - so that would include cloned portions of an animal.
    4. Re:Answer to your question by blueg3 · · Score: 1

      I don't remember my biology too well, but this highlights a problem with making meat-in-a-vat: many necessary chemicals come from other parts of the body. Aren't cholesterols synthesized away from the muscle and brought in by the bloodstream?

    5. Re:Answer to your question by tepples · · Score: 1

      I've heard of extreme wack-jobs that won't eat honey because we've enslaved the bees. In real life, or in Bee Movie?
    6. Re:Answer to your question by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 1

      [quote]I've heard of extreme wack-jobs that won't eat honey because we've enslaved the bees.[/quote]

      Hell, that's pretty "mainstream" as far as veganism goes.

      I knew a guy who refused to have his picture taken (back in the pre-digital days), because the film emulsion was made with gelatin (boiled down bones, hooves, and skin), and refused to drive or ride rubber-tired vehicles, because the black pigment in the rubber is charcoal made from animal bones.

      Last time I heard from him, he had become a "freegan", and was dumpster-diving food scraps from restaurants.

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    7. Re:Answer to your question by aeschenkarnos · · Score: 1

      Vat-o-meat can have as much or as little fat and cholesterol as is nutritionally desirable. In theory, it can have the amount as you personally need.

    8. Re:Answer to your question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "One solution would be to culture genetically engineered fat cells with little bad cholesterol"

      This sentence embodies part of the problem with culturing food. While nutritional science has made great strides, people in the field are the first to admit that we do not know enough to specific all the key nutrients people require or exactly how consumed nutrients impact the body. For example, consuming cholesterol was once attacked as leading to high cholesterol in the bloodstream. Most scientists and doctors now believe that it's far from clear that this is the case and that saturated fats, not consumed cholesterol, is what leads to higher serum cholesterol. Further, even serum cholesterol isn't yet fully linked to artery plaque and heart disease. There was a major study announced just a few weeks ago that found that cholesterol-lowering medications did not impact long term arterial plaque in monitored patients.

      Until we've had a chance to iron out many of these mysteries, it's a bad idea to try to create artificial foods to actually replace natural ones.

    9. Re:Answer to your question by Hatta · · Score: 1

      We currently culture mammalian cells in isolation because it's easier that way. Easier to maintain a stable culture, and easier to analyze your data within just one cell type.

      But not always. Cells are not found in isolation in vivo. If you want to study the interactions between 2 cell types, say neural and glial, you can culture them together. It's trickier, but it can be done, and in no way would it be considered a failure.

      As you mention, meat is a complex tissue with multiple cell types. If you were to create an artificial meat in vitro, it would have to be some sort of coculture system, or it wouldn't be meat. This is one of the technical challenges they're trying to get people to solve with this prize.

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    10. Re:Answer to your question by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1
      There's plenty of meat that's quite healthy for you.

      In addition, how much one eats is usually more important than what. Anything once a day/week/month is probably not a problem. Three times a day is something else...

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  16. I really support this. by kinabrew · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I was a vegetarian for nine years, and only started eating meat again last year, for health reasons(only chicken, since I hate the taste of all other meat)

    If meat can be grown that doesn't have a central nervous system and so can't feel pain, I would feel much better about eating what little meat I do eat.

    1. Re:I really support this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about animals that have been genetically modified to enjoy being killed and getting eaten, then?

      In that case, would that also be "acceptable?"

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    2. Re:I really support this. by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      I was a vegetarian for nine years, and only started eating meat again last year, for health reasons(only chicken, since I hate the taste of all other meat) But so many different things taste like chicken, you may have more meat options than you realize.
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    3. Re:I really support this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was a vegetarian for nine years, and only started eating meat again last year, for health reasons(only chicken, since I hate the taste of all other meat) Exactly what do you think you're getting in chicken that you weren't able to get in a vegetarian diet?
    4. Re:I really support this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If meat can be grown that doesn't have a central nervous system and so can't feel pain, I would feel much better about eating what little meat I do eat. Sorry to troll, but here we go....

      I think the main point you are trying to make is the inherent cruelty in the meat processing industrial complex, comrade. I agree that we are excessive in the amount of torture we apply to small, cuddly, furry animals with big blue eyes. I for one submitted a memo to mein Fuhrer to reduce the voltage of our pointless electrical shocks from 10,000V to a mere 9,500V.

    5. Re:I really support this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If meat can be grown that doesn't have a central nervous system and so can't feel pain, I would feel much better about eating what little meat I do eat.

      Eat naked mole rats. They have a central nervous system, but they are lacking Substance P, which means they feel no pain whatsoever.

    6. Re:I really support this. by bryce4president · · Score: 1

      But you just said that you don't like the taste. Which is fine. I don't like the taste of some foods and therefor don't eat them. There is a difference in being a vegetarian because you don't like the taste and because you feel bad for them. Either way I could careless why YOU don't eat meat. But for these people to try and tell ME what I should or shouldn't eat is ridiculous. I'm all about the ethical treatment of animals. But I don't consider killing them for food unethical.

    7. Re:I really support this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      personal question: can you explain the "health reasons"?

    8. Re:I really support this. by raddan · · Score: 1

      B12, unless you like eating fungus.

    9. Re:I really support this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you can eat cockroaches.

      Good luck with them, I will continue with cows.

    10. Re:I really support this. by kinabrew · · Score: 1

      I never liked the taste of any other meat: pork, steak, hamburger, fish, et cetera. But I did(and do) like chicken. I stopped eating chicken one day after my cat dragged in a dying bird that kept twitching.

      I only decided that the meat industry was unethical a few years later. It's fairly-easy to be a vegetarian when you don't crave meat and don't think the meat industry is ethical. I never lectured anyone with whom I was eating, because I knew it wouldn't do any good.

      Although a few people have responded to ask, I'd rather not explain the health reasons which made me choose to start eating chicken again, but there were a few. And yes, although I eat chicken, I do still believe that the meat industry is unethical.

    11. Re:I really support this. by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      Why a central nervous system ...?

      Plants can sense damage and react to it ...Fungi can react to damage, some Algae react to damage... all good definitions of sensing pain ... perhaps you better stop eating ..?

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    12. Re:I really support this. by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      If meat can be grown that doesn't have a central nervous system and so can't feel pain, I would feel much better about eating what little meat I do eat.

      If you're ethically concerned about the suffering of animals, might I recommend hunting or buying meat from hunters? Wild animals generally have much better quality of life than farm raised animals and at the same time you're helping to reign in the overpopulation problem from which much of the wild animals in the US suffer. I often wish all those people who regard hunting itself as cruelty would spend some time looking at whitetail deer populations that have grown too large and are now slowly dying back by the process of slow and painful diseases due to lack of predation (from humans and the mostly eradicated wild animal predators).

    13. Re:I really support this. by Opyros · · Score: 1

      But B12 can be obtained from pills - which are still vegan since they are produced by microbes. http://www.veganhealth.org/articles/everyvegan/

    14. Re:I really support this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So how about just paralyzing the animals at birth? Then they wouldn't feel any pain while they grow big and tasty.

      Still doesn't sound so humane does it?

    15. Re:I really support this. by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      If you were starving, you wouldn't give a shit about whether what you're eating had a nervous system or not.

      Morality is what people have when they aren't faced with a crisis.

      ~X~

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    16. Re:I really support this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bill Richardson who said in the year 2008, 17 years after the collapse of the Soviet Union "I will negotiate with the Soviet Union about nuclear weapon safety issues"

    17. Re:I really support this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was a vegetarian for nine years, and only started eating meat again last year, for health reasons(only chicken, since I hate the taste of all other meat)

      If meat can be grown that doesn't have a central nervous system and so can't feel pain, I would feel much better about eating what little meat I do eat. That would called "lobster"
  17. Soylent by H3lm3t · · Score: 1

    Remember everyone, Tuesday is Soylent Green day!

    1. Re:Soylent by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hear they are remaking the film with Charlton Heston in it :)

    2. Re:Soylent by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      Yesterday was international marijuana enjoyment day. It's not soylent, but it's tasty and green!

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      mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
  18. Careful with those cost specifications... by Baldrson · · Score: 2, Insightful
    While it is laudable that more companies are sponsoring prize competitions, greater care must be taken when specifying things like "cost" or, as in the case of the Progressive Automotive X-Prize being "production capable", etc. That's why in my specification of the O-Prize, which substitutes vegan omega-3 oils for fish oils, I avoided specifying those things. Rather, I just guaranteed a monthly market of a certain dollar amount, with sales going to the lowest bidder:

    Introduction

    The O-Prize is designed to realize the great potential of oil from algae with the lowest risk over the shortest time.

    The potential of algae oil is to, in stages:

    1) Enhance neurological development via nutritional supplementation with omega-3 fatty acids and,
    2) Provide an abundant renewable source of green or environmentally friendly fuel oil.

    A fixed dollar amount is withdrawn from the prize fund each month to purchase algae oil from the lowest price source(s) certified for the target market. That quantity of algae oil is then resold to the target market and the funds are added to the prize fund. When the lowest price certified sources can compete with the target market, that stage of the O-Prize has finished.

    The O-Prize is designed to let algae cultivation techniques mature in two stages, building both technology and popular support for both environmentally friendly and humanitarian purposes.
  19. Re:PETA? by bluelip · · Score: 4, Funny

    PETA loves meat. You do know it stands for People Eating Tasty Animals, right? :)

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    Yep, I never spell check.
    More incorrect spellings can be found he
  20. Probably not ... by YeeHaW_Jelte · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "The question I always had about this- if they can take one sample from one animal and clone it in a vat and feed this world, will the vegans be ok with that?"

    They're not very rational. They'll probably demand you release the sample from its captivity.

    All kidding aside, I'm a veggie myself and have a hard time being sympathetic to the vegan cause -- it's just so unrealistic.

    Free farm animals will only result in the demise of the particular species ... ever seen a farm pig or a farm cow in the wild?

    Current biological thinking is that domesticated animals were drawn into human habitat because their own habitat was taken over by more fit animals. Humans simply domesticated these animals, but otherwise they wouldn't have stood a chance in the wild. Following this reasoning, releasing farm animals would just condemn them to starvation, a horrible death.

    Don't get me wrong, I'm strongly opposed to using farm animals as an industrial product, as this is what is common in bioindustry at the moment, but we're in symbiosis with these species ... freeing them is not the answer. Treating them well and with respect is.

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    1. Re:Probably not ... by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "They're not very rational. They'll probably demand you release the sample from its captivity."

      They have the teeth and digestive systems of omnivores, yet object to one of the results of millions of years of evolution, that we eat meat.

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      "This post is an artistic work of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
    2. Re:Probably not ... by dbIII · · Score: 1

      ever seen a farm pig or a farm cow in the wild?

      Yes and yes. Also goats, deer, donkeys, horses, sheep, dogs, cats and even a few camels. There's a feral population of any domesticated animal you can think of in places where it would be better off that they were not.

    3. Re:Probably not ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Free farm animals will only result in the demise of the particular species ... ever seen a farm pig or a farm cow in the wild?"

      Actually yes, I have. The entire American West is open range, you brand your calves before they leave your property and then the herd gets to roam free across thousands of acres of unfenced land. You round up all of the cows with your brand on them when its time to slaughter them, almost all of them survive and you dont have to pay much in the way of upkeep during the year since they'll roam and find food on their own.

    4. Re:Probably not ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Free farm animals will only result in the demise of the particular species ... ever seen a farm pig or a farm cow in the wild? "Boars."

      "Buffalos."

      OK, we've created species that can't live without us. But is that a good reason to keep breeding them for the single purpose of eating them? It's not a matter of freeing the animals, it's a matter of stopping the slaughter. Those animals are not free and will never will, as you remarked yourself.
    5. Re:Probably not ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For some animals, that's probably true. But pigs go feral pretty readily and goats are barely domesticated as it is -- it's more that they are fairly tolerant when fed.

    6. Re:Probably not ... by R2.0 · · Score: 1

      "ever seen a farm pig or a farm cow in the wild?"

      Actually, "farm pigs" can do quite well in the wild. All of the "wild boar" in the US (with the exception of the peccary, I think) are former domesticated pigs let out to forage. And they can be quite successful - ask the Hawaiians. Pigs are extremely intelligent, and not very picky eater. They are also tasty animals, as my 5 year old daughter put it after being told where bacon comes from.

      My guess would be that the only domesticated animals that wouldn't "make it" in the wild (in the species sense) would be domesticated fowl. Chicken and turkey are literally too dumb to live without human intervention. Cows would do OK - an ungelded bull can take care of himself and his harem just fine. The wild ponies in the US are also remnants from domesticated horses, and goats would be OK too. Sheep? Maybe - it would keep the predator population happy, though.

      Please don't get me wrong - I don't agree with the vegan philosophy whatsoever. I just believe that particular argument against veganism is weak.

      Finally;

      Omnivore:(n)1. A vegan whose Prius just hit a wild cow they "liberated".

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      "As God is my witness, I thought turkeys could fly." A. Carlson
    7. Re:Probably not ... by SecretSquirrel321 · · Score: 1

      Maybe at first the in-vitro meat would be more costly than regular meat. In which case it would only appeal to vegans, and remain small scale.

      At some point though, if it became cheaper to produce than regular meat, the result would be a disappearance of farm animals similar to the disappearance of horses and donkeys. What would be the motivation for supporting farm animals if we derive no benefit from them? Rich foodies would be willing to pay a premium for the real-thing. But in general, farm animals would disappear, consumed and not replaced. As the parent states, our relationship with farm animals is symbiotic. When we no longer need farm animals, they will cease to exist.

    8. Re:Probably not ... by loafula · · Score: 1

      Have you ever seen what happens to farm-raised pigs when they are released or escape? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wild_Boar#Feral_status

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      FOXTROT UNIFORM CHARLIE KILO
    9. Re:Probably not ... by Standard+User+79 · · Score: 1

      Current biological thinking is that domesticated animals were drawn into human habitat because their own habitat was taken over by more fit animals. Humans simply domesticated these animals, but otherwise they wouldn't have stood a chance in the wild.

      I have no idea but I would think domestication was an adaptation on the animals part. By becoming so maintainable (and tasty), cows are by far one of the most fit species in todays environment. I'd suspect cows have lost their adaptations in the wild as who needs thick skin when you have a farmer that will just kill all your predators for you?

    10. Re:Probably not ... by xaxa · · Score: 1

      You're confusing two issues.

      Intensive animal farming -- that's the one where protesters release animals from cages.

      Breeding animals for food -- to stop that, you just stop breeding the animals, like (as others pointed out) we stopped breeding horses for transport. After a year (or however long it takes a cow to be in a supermarket) you don't have any cows. Potentially cowus domesticus is now extinct, but realistically, just very much reduced in population.

    11. Re:Probably not ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Free farm animals will only result in the demise of the particular species ... ever seen a farm pig or a farm cow in the wild? Maybe not, but why should we continue to breed these animals only to abuse and exploit them? All the future generations of those animals could be spared the experience of being crammed in cages, being artificially inseminated, being fed little bits of their own species, and then slaughtered when they were nice and plump?

      Sustaining the species is no excuse for eating them.
    12. Re:Probably not ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, there's wild hogs all over Texas. Feral cows would adapt eventually, provided there's plenty of grasslands in places like wyoming.

    13. Re:Probably not ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh god you're so stupid! Seriously -- read your post. Just read it!!!!! You think that what vegans want is to FREE THE ANIMALS and let them roam wild..? The stupid hurts my head...

      We don't want to use the animals. period. We don't want to let them roam free in yellowstone. Jesus.

      Why would you even take the time to post that..? Seriously.

    14. Re:Probably not ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed, if humanity stops eating meat, it'll mean the end for some species.

    15. Re:Probably not ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      right, because there is only one "vegan cause."

      dairy cows' lives are about a fifth what they naturally would be if they were, as you say, treated "well and with respect." deciding not to support this practice is by no means unrealistic.

      though i don't know the stats of egg-laying hens off the top of my head, it's similar.

    16. Re:Probably not ... by fastest+fascist · · Score: 1

      Why release any animals? Just stop breeding them and let the species go extinct.

    17. Re:Probably not ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Free farm animals will only result in the demise of the particular species

      And that is a problem because...?

    18. Re:Probably not ... by khallow · · Score: 2, Insightful
      As I see it, there's an implied contract between humans and the plants and animals we use: "If you feed us, we'll take care of you and help you propagate," I think this is important because in the future, it can affect the reputation of our descendants. This may seem odd given that the human race is currently responsible for the extinction of a considerable number of species each year. However, we have no relationship with those species other than that some of them were in our way. But with cattle and corn, we've been working with these species for many thousands of years. How will it look if someone asks us what happened to our last interspecies cooperation and we have to say that the other guys went extinct due to us?

      Having said that, it's clear that virtually all organisms of these species have too narrow a genetic basis and are too specialized as a food animal to form a viable species in the wild. My take is that we should make an attempt to take the more viable strains, maybe work on them a little so that they can survive better in the wild, and release them into a small number of controlled regions. If the species does well, then eventually they would be treated as a native animal and allowed to propagate unfettered. If they die off, then it's too bad, we made a good faith effort.

    19. Re:Probably not ... by ksheff · · Score: 1

      Feral hogs are quite common in several parts of the US and Australia (Australia even has feral cattle). They will do OK if released into the wild.

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    20. Re:Probably not ... by onkelonkel · · Score: 1

      Re: feral chicken. The island of Kauai is infested, knee deep, in chickens that apparently escaped from domestic captivity during a hurricane about 15 years ago. They are all over the island and they are doing fine.

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      None of them can see the clouds; The polished wings don't care.
    21. Re:Probably not ... by Loiosh-de-Taltos · · Score: 1

      The only domesticated species that is proven incapable of wild survival without cross-breeding is the ferret. They have lost their homing instinct and are unable to establish dens or create shelter.

      It's rather amusing to think we have bred the survival out of a species.

    22. Re:Probably not ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Millions of years of evolution have also led to a large brain with the capacity for interspecies empathy and compassion. You better hope the aliens are vegetarians.

    23. Re:Probably not ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How will it look if someone asks us what happened to our last interspecies cooperation and we have to say that the other guys went extinct due to us?

      Riiiight. Cos it won't look bad when we tell them that we set up massive industries with the singular purpose of slaughtering these "cooperating" species on a scale that boggles the mind.

    24. Re:Probably not ... by khallow · · Score: 1

      Right. You got it. Sure somebody could be vegan or worse ("Your primitive culture still uses food energy to fuel your worker units? How quaint."). But others might be concerned about how successful these species have been due to their cooperation with humans, particularly what happened to these species when humans no longer had a need for the relationship.

    25. Re:Probably not ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Acctually I have seen feral pigs and they are dangerous destructive animals in need of exterpation. Remember more people are killed and eaten by pigs each year than by sharks.

  21. Answer to question by angryfirelord · · Score: 1

    The question I always had about this- if they can take one sample from one animal and clone it in a vat and feed this world, will the vegans be ok with that? As someone who's sister is vegan, the answer to that is no, plan and simple. When one is a vegan, they refuse to eat any animal products at all, which ranges from meat, to milk, and to the gelatin that's in chewing gum. Personally, I think the cloning a good idea provided there are no heath issues, but I don't think it'll satisfy the vegans.
    1. Re:Answer to question by onemorehour · · Score: 1

      Just because your sister might not want to eat cloned meat doesn't mean that she'll think that cloning meat is equivalent to raising and killing animals.

      How about you go ask her and let her respond?

    2. Re:Answer to question by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure. Whilst vegans won't even use honey because it's an animal product and requires ongoing use of animals, cultured meat does not require ongoing animal use. Once the sample is taken, no more animals are required - unless of course the sample goes bad and new samples need to be taken due to genetic ageing or something like that, in which case it might not be acceptable.

    3. Re:Answer to question by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      I don't think it'll satisfy the vegans.

      I think if everyone stopped using animal products tomorrow they'd find something else to bitch about and some other aspect of your life to attempt to control. Busybodys are like that.

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      mcgrew's razor: Never attribute to stupidity that which can be explained by greedy self-interest
    4. Re:Answer to question by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      Whilst vegans won't even use honey because it's an animal product and requires ongoing use of animals

      Vegans won't wear wool, despite wool production actually being fairly beneficial for sheep. If you don't shear their wool off, then they die of heat exhaustion in warm weather.

    5. Re:Answer to question by PhilHibbs · · Score: 1

      The vegan POV is that we shouldn't be keeping and breeding more sheep anyway. I don't get the honey thing, because bees are necessary for agriculture anyway, so you can't get rid of them. As Einstein may or may not have said, if the bees die, mankind has four years of life left.

    6. Re:Answer to question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not your sister. If I could get animal products without having to annoy actual animals, then I would do so.

      -10 points for assuming that people of one group are all alike.

    7. Re:Answer to question by SoupIsGoodFood_42 · · Score: 1

      Surely you jest, because sheep wouldn't be in warm climates if we didn't put them in such places to farm them. Right?

    8. Re:Answer to question by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

      Actually you find them pretty much everywhere. The north of Scotland is a pretty good environment for sheep, but even then a hot summer can give you problems. In this case, by "hot" I mean most days over 15C...

    9. Re:Answer to question by FailedTheTuringTest · · Score: 1

      But all domesticated animals that we see today are not "natural", they have been selected for characteristics that humans want. The ancestor of the sheep had a sensible (from the sheep's perspective) amount of wool on it before humans domesticated them and started breeding them to be more woolly. (Similarly, wild ancestors of cows had reasonable-sized udders sufficient to feed their calves, but modern milk cows produce huge amounts of milk, and need to be milked at least twice a day.)

  22. Kinda sorta the point! by clonan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If it were viable right NOW there would be no need for the X-prize.

    This sort of contest provide direction and potentially takes some of the sting out of development.

    The hope is that by 2012 a process will become available that McDonald's, KFC and the others can perfect.

    It should be very exciting!

  23. Torchwood did it (and did it, and did it..) by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 4, Funny

    If scientists are swiping there ideas from Torchwood episodes nowadays, they'd better be prepared to start shagging each other and coming back from the dead on a regular basis as well.

    1. Re:Torchwood did it (and did it, and did it..) by Rob+T+Firefly · · Score: 1

      If scientists are swiping there ideas Ugh, my first there/their typo in years and years. Happy Monday morning, brain. Have some coffee.
    2. Re:Torchwood did it (and did it, and did it..) by vidarh · · Score: 1

      This is far older than Torchwood. John Brunner's "Stand on Zanzibar" from 1968 had the same concept, and the idea might very well be older than that too.

    3. Re:Torchwood did it (and did it, and did it..) by OldeTimeGeek · · Score: 2, Interesting
      If scientists are swiping there ideas from Torchwood episodes

      It seems that Torchwood's writers aren't above using other's ideas to good benefit. The creature in that episode was suspiciously like Chicken Little from Fred Pohl and Cyril M Kornbluth's The Space Merchants.

  24. At last PETA and I agree on something by QuantumG · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But, Ms. Newkirk said, the decision to sponsor a prize caused "a near civil war in our office," since so many PETA members are repulsed by the thought of eating animal tissue, even if no animals are killed. I think you mean "holy war".

    Other than that, yeah, good show.. I'm a big fan of growing food in vats instead of animals on grain and parts of other animals.

    For a start, it makes real permanent space stations all that more feasible.
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    How we know is more important than what we know.
  25. PETA-style vegans happy? As if. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    PETA-style vegans will NEVER be happy. It is their raison d'etre to be in a constant state of discontent, grousing at humanity for every little slight against the animal kingdom. For mostly spiritual reasons I don't eat animals, but I do eat dairy and eggs, and boy does it really cheese them off (npi). For the real PETA-style nut cases, it's all or nothing, with-us-or-against-us. Commercially viable fake meat? Mmm, OK, if it feeds people and replaces meat, sounds great... but yah, veganazis will never be happy.

  26. Anencephalopathy by HetMes · · Score: 1

    Just grow fields of brainless animals that are kept alive and fed artificially. And don't get all ethical on me.

    1. Re:Anencephalopathy by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Just grow fields of brainless animals that are kept alive and fed artificially. And don't get all ethical on me.

      Been there, done that.

      You've just described the general populace of the US watching television in the evening. I'm a little unsure what your next step would be though...

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      Faster! Faster! Faster would be better!
  27. growth medium for cell culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The funny part about this is that apparently they don't know how cell culture is usually made. For animal cells it very often involves the use of purified serums. Guess how many liters you'll need to make a steak?

  28. PETA could already sell "artificial" meat... by Liancourt+Rocks · · Score: 1

    Don't forget that PETA already kills animals for fun and profit. Why not go one further and sell their meat too?

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    Takeshima? Dokdo? Who cares! Liancourt rocks!
    1. Re:PETA could already sell "artificial" meat... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is a really, really tired meme that has been thoroughly debunked.

      http://faculty.smu.edu/jkazez/animal%20rights/Response%20to%20PETA%20kills%20animals.htm

  29. Why eat meat? by PIPBoy3000 · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Eat food. Not too much. Mostly plants.

    That seems to be the optimal human diet, summed up nicely in seven words. That's the main reason I'm a vegetarian. As I went through my biology coursework in college, I realized that eating red meat wasn't great for me. From there, I eventually cut out other meat. Now as I look around my cubicle farm of IT staff, I'm one of the few thin and fit people around.

    The other reason not to eat so much meat is economic and environmental. It's inefficient. When you convert sunlight to meat, it has to go through a plant phase, and you end up having to cultivate a lot of grain to make a little meat. It's simple physics, and difficult to argue against (the best I've heard is that you can graze animals on land not useful for much else).

    Vat grown meat might help with the latter issue, but probably won't help much with the first one. Eating lots of meat likely isn't the most healthy option for humans. It's not inherently bad, but causes health issues in the quantities Americans seem to eat it.

    1. Re:Why eat meat? by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      I eat meat on a regular basis.

      1 cheeseburger a week (w/ bacon)
      1 chicken burrito
      1 serving of Pork chops
      1 stir fry w/ steak
      1 serving of beef ribs
      1 serving of chicken (baked)
      an order of beef nachos

      I also eat a portion of carbs and vegetables with the meat... fish and other seafood add variety.

      I'm 30, weigh 170 lbs (6'0")

      I'm strong, healthy and fit. I run 5 miles a day (on treadmill). Do yard work and home improvements on the weekend and run after my little girl whenever I'm home (she's 1).

      I work in an office with 30 people, only 1 is overweight... too much beer (he's Australian) and everyone is a meat eater. 85% of the people work out in some way or another and are of athletic builds. The rest are fit but of average build (15-18% body fat I estimate), mostly the women.

      One thing we don't have is a vending machine with carbonated sugar water in it. We have coffee, tea, hot chocolate and water.

      Being vegetarian has nothing to do with being a healthy weight. Eating reasonable portions and getting some exercise will keep you there easily. Avoiding sugar water and condensed sugar snacks every day for a month will stop most weight gain in it's tracks.... basically just stop eating so much damn sugar.

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      A fool throws a stone into a well and a thousand sages can not remove it.
    2. Re:Why eat meat? by dknight · · Score: 1

      Hi, I have low blood pressure, low cholesterol, am slightly underweight but in generally excellent health (at least, thats what the doctors tell me).
      I eat no fruits, vegetables, or fish.
      I eat very little chicken.
      I eat almost nothing but red meat.

      I'm not saying my diet is right for everyone, but I wish people would stop going on and on about how unhealthy red meat is.

    3. Re:Why eat meat? by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      Why eat meat?
      Denis Leary answered this best: "Because meat tastes like murder and murder tastes pretty goddamn good".

      Yes, it tastes good and it is a healty part of any diet when taken in moderation (which goes for any food, really).
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      If construction was anything like programming, an incorrectly fitted lock would bring down the entire building...
    4. Re:Why eat meat? by k33l0r · · Score: 1

      Humans have clearly evolved to be omnivorous. Several things point to this conclusion:

      • 1. We have canines for ripping meat
      • 2. The enamel on our teeth isn't thick enough to spend all day chewing on vegetables
      • 3. We are capable of digesting meat

      There is no medical reason to stop eating meat. Having a balanced diet is an entirely different matter.

      And on that note, All Hail Bacon!

    5. Re:Why eat meat? by PIPBoy3000 · · Score: 1

      It sounds like you have lots of healthy habits, which is great. Meat is one of those interesting foods that has a lot of great nutrients and so I'm certainly not advocating that everyone in the world should give up meat. Personally I drink a lot of milk and eat eggs on occasion.

      From a health perspective, eating lots of red meat seems to be tied to various issues popping up later in life. Processed meat in particular seems tied to cancer and red meat seems tied to heart disease. At 30, you probably won't notice it, but as you get closer to 50 or 60, you might. At the same time, some people seem to be able to eat whatever they want and never have health problems. It's impossible to predict how an individual might do even though as a group people statistically show problems.

      The other issue is tied into environmental and land use issues. I'd rather not contribute to overfishing, cutting down rain forests to raise cattle, the price of real estate, and so on.

      Still, I make a weird vegetarian. I'm generally supportive of animal testing, wear leather, and think hunting and fishing are perfectly fine pasttimes. I'd just rather people cut back on meat consumption.

    6. Re:Why eat meat? by Mr3vil · · Score: 1

      Ditto on that, eating meat does not make you unhealthy or obese. My old man eats Bacon or Ham with toast every morning for breakfast, he won't eat cereal because he hates milk. I eat cereal every morning for breakfast and eat less red meat and I'm quite overweight.

    7. Re:Why eat meat? by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

      This is the hunter gatherer diet

      Meal of mostly meat once a week (after a successful hunt)
      Meal of some meat twice a week (leftovers)
      All bulked out with a range of vegetables/nuts etc...

      Note this is NOT a vegetarian diet but does contain much less meat than any normal westerner eats ...

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    8. Re:Why eat meat? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Processed meat in particular seems tied to cancer and red meat seems tied to heart disease.

      Straw man argument. First of all, you're gonna die. Just like the rest of us. You have to die of "something".

      In the US, the two major causes of death are heart disease and cancer. To state that eating processed meat is the proximate cause of both diseases is really pushing things. I note that you said "tied to ... " but my point remains. It's really unclear that eating processed meat is a major variable in these processes. Now, if you want to talk about ingestion of high amounts of nitrate-laden meat products and it's relationship to stomach cancer (thousands of links, Google it...)you're on higher ground.

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  30. Eat me! by imasu · · Score: 1
    The question I always had about this- if they can take one sample from one animal and clone it in a vat and feed this world, will the vegans be ok with that?

    Oh hells yeah! Take a sample from my arm! Oh the endless potential!

    "Would you like to eat me? Your friend ate me last night!"

    "So. That sausage. You like it? Want some more? I've got some RIGHT HERE."

    They WRITE THEMSELVES.

  31. Oblig. Neuromancer Quote by lobiusmoop · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Molly and Armitage ate in silence, while Case sawed shakily
    at his steak, reducing it to uneaten bite-sized fragments, which
    he pushed around in the rich sauce, finally abandoning the
    whole thing.
              "Jesus," Molly said, her own plate empty, "gimme that.
    You know what this costs?" She took his plate. 'They gotta
    raise a whole animal for years and then they kill it. This isn't
    vat stuff." She forked a mouthful up and chewed.

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  32. Arthur C. Clarke had it right by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 1

    In 1964 Playboy published his short story "The Food of the Gods" he explores a very intersting line of thought or reasoning with artificially created meats.

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    1. Re:Arthur C. Clarke had it right by catman · · Score: 1
  33. Wait a minute, by PalmKiller · · Score: 0, Troll

    Oh yea, and they need to make sure they got money set aside to pay for animal contraceptives, spade or neutering before they get us all on spamalicious meals. Once we stop eating them the animal population will rise, and thus conditions for the animals will worsen, food will become scarce, disease will become rampant. If they don't work that out first, we will have to start killing them just to thin out their population, and that will be oh so much better for them.

  34. doesn't seem right by pawsart · · Score: 1

    is it just me, or does this seem to go against everything PETA is supposed to stand for? i'm a vegan, and i think that this is highly questionable stuff

  35. Animal 57 by Nimey · · Score: 1

    See also the urban legend about KFC's artificial chicken, Animal 57:

    http://www.geo-pie.cornell.edu/media/kfc.html

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  36. What a bunch of idiots! by InDi0 · · Score: 1

    Yeah its OK to over consume, as long as we don't kill those squishy squishy pigs.

    There is no food shortage in the world. The 1st world is throwing away food by the kilo-ton while the 3rd world is starving to death. We are consuming much more than we need, simply to fuel an economy of greed.

    And the vegans think its ok to keep doing that if we don't directly kill animals. Never mind that overconsumption causes the destruction of every natural resource on the planet, including animal life.

    If we can continue feeding our fat bellies without the killing, everything will be OK.

    All hail the Profit God. Amen

  37. Bill? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This would be a classic case of a concept that people will find instinctively suspicious and disgusting.


    You mean... Bill Gates is involved?
  38. Discovery won't like this by jtseng · · Score: 1

    What will Mike Rowe do on Dirty Jobs if someone figures this out???

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    1. Re:Discovery won't like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm guessing that those meat-vat plants are going to be pretty nasty to clean. Just sayin'.

  39. VERY EASY: 1 stone can be used to kill 2 birds... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... here is how:

    1) Kidnap PETA person
    2) Grind up PETA person
    3) Sell to other PETA people as non-animal meat substitute
    4) PROFIT
    5) Repeat step 1 until PETA_people_left=0

    If anyone wishes to assist in the above plan I'd suggest we start with Ingrid Newkirk !

  40. Wonder if this will cut down on energy use as well by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

    the amount of energy(and CO2 and CH4 emissions) it takes to get a burger to your plate is astounding. Cows are very inefficient if you consider the energy put into them compared to the amount of energy that can be derived from eating them. Not to mention you have to truck the feed to them and then you have to truck the meat to where it is consumed, very few cows in the city. All this adds up to a lot of fuel and a lot of emissions, not to mention the cows themselves often emit methane which is considered to be worse per unit volume then CO2. If they could raise the meat in vitro, maybe the process could be much more efficient and thus emit much less CO2 gasses.

    For anyone interested in the subject, the University of Chicago did a pretty good writeup. Seems chicken is probably the best meat for the environment.

  41. does tthat include more attractive veggie dishes? by peter303 · · Score: 1

    When I first began a vegetarian several decades ago, I started using those substitute products made out of soybean and tofu, but they were unsatisfactory. I prefer Asian-style dishes that dont tried to imitate meat, but are tastey in their own right.

  42. Eat me by wild_quinine · · Score: 1

    The question I always had about this- if they can take one sample from one animal and clone it in a vat and feed this world, will the vegans be ok with that? Hell, you can take a sample from ME if it will feed the whole world.
  43. Wouldn't be Kosher, plus other problems... by katz · · Score: 1

    So I see a lot of folks here are wondering if cell could be sampled from living animals--that way, there's no murder, no death. Maybe people could probably feel comfortable with that. However, under Kashrut laws, meat that from a living animal is not kosher.*

    Some other folks ask about cloning human meat; that wouldn't be kosher, either, simply because human flesh does not lie in that specific, defined list of Kosher animal species as defined by Jewish law.

    No one seems to be addressing the fact that cells will probably still be sampled over and over again. While less animals suffer with cloning meat, slaughtering for the sake of 'cloned meat' sources would probably continue.

    - Roey

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    * It wouldnt'be like rennet since cloned meat is by definition the re-growth of the actual muscle tissue of the sampled host animal.

    1. Re:Wouldn't be Kosher, plus other problems... by Atheose · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Well then it's a good thing nobody pays any attention to the outdated Jewish dietary laws anymore, including most Jews!

      Try bacon. It's delicious.

    2. Re:Wouldn't be Kosher, plus other problems... by Erbo · · Score: 1
      Actually, John Scalzi's The Android's Dream examined this question, in the recounting of a rabbinical debate over whether "Kingston's Bison Boar" (a genetically-engineered vatted meat product) was kosher. One of the animals the genes were taken from to make Bison Boar had cloven hooves, and one didn't, so they didn't know whether a hypothetical "real" Bison Boar would have cloven hooves or not. (They even looked at the company mascot for clues; it was no help, as it was depicted wearing boots.) Eventually, one rabbi pointed out that the Torah was silent on the subject of genetic engineering, so the question was not whether it was kosher or not, the question was, why were they arguing about it in the first place?

      This particular tale actually turned out to have greater significance to the plot than you might think...

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    3. Re:Wouldn't be Kosher, plus other problems... by katz · · Score: 1

      The issue isn't genetic engineering, it's that the meat is replicated from meat torn from the flesh of a living animal (at least, that's how I see it).

      - Roey

    4. Re:Wouldn't be Kosher, plus other problems... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the animal were killed just before the cells were extracted, then this problem would presumably be avoided. Just like with organ donations, the cells would still be viable for a short time after death. The cells would then be kept alive forever, but since they are not a whole animal and the actual animal is long since dead, I'm guessing it would not be considered eating flesh from a living animal.

      Of course then you'd have to track lineages of "kosher" and "non-kosher" cells based on their origin, but that does not seem like an insurmountable problem.

  44. Flesh for Fantasy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been thinking about this for some time now. And while it would be feasible to grow muscle tissue I doubt it would be possible to get the flavor right. The flesh would need to be grown on living bone and 'fed' something similar to what the donor animal eats in order to pick up the subtle flavors that make meat so tasty.

    1. Re:Flesh for Fantasy by SnapShot · · Score: 1

      As with so many things in this modern world, I doubt that it will ever be an either/or situation. In the long run, your frozen "sausage" pizza, "chiken" nuggets, and fast food hamburger will be grown in a vat. Why not? The criteria for the fast food meal are that they are cheap, filled with calories and doused with salt. I'm sure vat-grown will be more than sufficient to meet those. I really never noticed the subtleties of flavor from a fast food meal

      On the other hand, when you go out for that $40 filet mignon you're going to want the real thing.

      I think the best outcome of this type of research is the eventual death of the factory farm -- which would be replaced by vat grown meat -- and a resurgence of the local, family farm dedicated to growing high quality, real meat.

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  45. A real question by ciaohound · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Back in January, Hallmark Meat Packing got caught slaughtering sick animals, resulting in the largest meat recall in US history. Some of the animals slaughtered couldn't stand on their own feet.

    What will we test to determine "fit to consume" when meat is grown in a vat?

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    1. Re:A real question by Fizzl · · Score: 1

      Same tests we do now. Only reason the whole batch has to be thrown away is because it is not economical to test each pieace of meat individually to see if it contains bacteria (or whatever) harmful to humans.
      Some of the meat was tainted. It was because the animal was sick. Many of the animals had the same symptoms.
      -> Throw away the whole batch just in case.

    2. Re:A real question by SnapShot · · Score: 1

      I thought from your first sentence that you'd be in favor of vat grown. Unlike a box of chocolates, with vat grown you always know what you're gonna get. You walk into that fast food restaurant and you never know which bite of hamburger was from the carcass of a twitching, barely-mobile, prion-filled, diseased cow.

      Slightly off topic, but I think of it like this vegan buffet I went to a few weeks ago. I am not vegetarian, but a friend of mine is. Not brave enough to try the various whole grain, wild rice, concoctions, I filled my plate with "chicken and broccoli".

      It was delicious. You know how when you walk into a cheap Chinese restaurant (like probably have in your local college area) and order something like this and every third bite is gristly or fatty or has a chunk of cartilage still attached? Not this meal. This was perfect. Every bite of tofu/gluten-based "chicken" was perfectly textured and had no globs of fat or bone fragments or cartilage. This is how I imagine vat grown meat will be like: the meat your body craves without all the gross bits!

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  46. PETA isn't against taking animal life by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    That's a commonly held misconception. They're in favor of ethical treatment of animals, which for them precludes farming. PETA actually offers free euthanasia for sick animals for people that can't afford to have it done by vets.

    As for abortion, it's highly ironic that many of those who get riled up by killing of a pre-human lump of cells are just fine with their government getting into a non-defensive war and driving up food prices around the world through it's subsidy of corn based ethanol. There's this weird paradox in the pro-life movement that unborn life is elevated to sacredness but actual humans living on earth already who have memories and consciousness can be chucked aside without protest.

    1. Re:PETA isn't against taking animal life by CRCulver · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That's a commonly held misconception. They're in favor of ethical treatment of animals, which for them precludes farming.

      It's not a commonly held misconception. Singer's weird dichotomy between "animal life = inviolable" and "newborns/the retarded/the invalid = expendable" is treated in any undergraduate ethics course.

      PETA actually offers free euthanasia for sick animals for people that can't afford to have it done by vets.

      Euthanasia which is done in a way to be painless, while a certain utilitarian philosopher sees nothing objectionable in bashing a child's head open with a rock.

    2. Re:PETA isn't against taking animal life by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 1

      Ok, fine - you think Singer's thinking about morality to be inconsistent and/or weird.

      Singer doesn't represent PETA. He's not on their board and isn't one of their spokespersons. Some of PETA's supporters may (speculatively, with no evidence provided) buy Singer's thinking - acceptance of Singer's moral views is by no means universal among PETA's membership or the larger world of animal rights supporters.

    3. Re:PETA isn't against taking animal life by YeeHaW_Jelte · · Score: 1

      PETA is not Singer, and Singer is not PETA.

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    4. Re:PETA isn't against taking animal life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Centuries have taught us that rock bashing is the most efficient way to get to the goo inside.

    5. Re:PETA isn't against taking animal life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They also offer a free service to put down pets that they are to lazy to seek new owners for...

      And what they don't realize that the animals that are used in modern agriculture are nothing like wild animals, and are dependent on humans to keep alive, they lost a lot of primary instincts (and in extreme cases up to 30% of their braincapacity) because they had no more need of them. Working with stressed animals is in no way favoured economically and in ease of use by any modern farmer. And where do PETA think that they have the right to abolish the rights of domesticated animals over undomesticated animals? And who ever said that nature is all fun and games for animals? I'd rather be sudated and then killed off then be violently slaughtered by a pack of wolves.

      And believe me the amount of grains that is used to generate biofuels doesn't measure up to the amount that are used for food, and wasted in favour of liquor...

      undersigned,

      An Agricultural Engineer Student

    6. Re:PETA isn't against taking animal life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some of us nutjobs have a simple self-consistent view of the world. Sapient life has intrinsic value, which includes developed babies (not early fetuses), people from ALL nations, and does not include cows.

      Of course, this view is so simple and radical that it is excluded by those on both extremes.

    7. Re:PETA isn't against taking animal life by dwpro · · Score: 1

      Pre-human, that's a new one for me. So, does that mean vegetarians would be ok with eating veal? Or how about unborn fetuses? Hell, that could be their answer instead of vitro!

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    8. Re:PETA isn't against taking animal life by Mordac · · Score: 1

      That's a commonly held misconception. They're in favor of ethical treatment of animals, which for them precludes farming. PETA actually offers free euthanasia for sick animals for people that can't afford to have it done by vets. I hate to tell you, you've bought the PETA line, hook and sinker.

      They want you to think they're for ethical treatment of animals.

      Instead they are one of the cruellest organizations out there. They kill around 99% of the animals they "rescue" and then just dump them in the freezer.

      They fund the terrorist organization ALF, they approve of the maiming/killing of humans to save ANY animal.

      They are against science, and will do everything to stop you from getting your diabetes medicine (though not their own diabetes medicine) or anything else done via Animal Research.

      Human on Human terrorism is fine in their eyes, but if an animal dies they send out a press-release.

      They seek to end House-Pets and all pets for the disabled (see and eye dogs for example.)

      They treat females as a substandard gender, and constantly portray us as nothing but flesh. They purchase models, wearing next to nothing and lock them in cages, to display.

      PETA is an evil Shock Organization, with not one single redeeming value.

      If you want animals treated properly, donate time and money to your local SPCA.

      PETA will not pay the million, this is just another one of the hundreds of stunts a year to gain press.
    9. Re:PETA isn't against taking animal life by Mordac · · Score: 1

      Some of us nutjobs have a simple self-consistent view of the world. Sapient life has intrinsic value, which includes developed babies (not early fetuses), people from ALL nations, and does not include cows.

      Of course, this view is so simple and radical that it is excluded by those on both extremes. You're not alone. I'm proud of the same belief.

    10. Re:PETA isn't against taking animal life by sootman · · Score: 1
      More fun info here:

      PETA kills 85 percent of the animals it takes in, and finds adoptive homes for just 14 percent. By contrast, the Norfolk SPCA, whose shelter is located less than 4 miles from PETA's headquarters, found adoptive homes for 73 percent of its animals in 2003.
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    11. Re:PETA isn't against taking animal life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone who opposes abortion is a Republican?

    12. Re:PETA isn't against taking animal life by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Animal rights nuts don't love animals. They HATE HUMANS. Don't think so? read these quotes from PETA members and directors: http://www.activistcash.com/organization_quotes.cfm/oid/21

      Also witness that PETA's idea of "ethical treatment" means that they kill 97% of the pets they collect (having often lied to the former owner about the animal's intended fate), because in the words of Ingrid Newkirk, dogs and cats are "better off dead" than living "enslaved" as a companion to humans. See http://www.petakillsanimals.com/ for the whole story. -- By contrast, the average city shelter kills about 30%.

      As to PETA's financials, read this:
      http://www.activistcash.com/organization_financials.cfm/oid/21

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    13. Re:PETA isn't against taking animal life by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't make such categorical statements about all animal rights supporters.

      I'm a supporter of animal rights - I think it's wrong to treat sentient species the way food livestock are treated. I also don't like PETA or Ingrid Newkirk, I don't agree with a lot of what they have to say, and it strikes me that most of their time is spent in search of attention for themselves.

    14. Re:PETA isn't against taking animal life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some vegetarians consider it ok to eat placenta, even human. Why do you ask?

    15. Re:PETA isn't against taking animal life by Drive42 · · Score: 0

      Um. You're taking Singer's argument for his position. He's equating the defense of eating animals due to mental capacity with the comparable mental capacity of "newborns/the retarded/the invalid," and then performing a type of reductio ad absurdum. He's saying that to defend your meat eating by appealing to mental capacity is to imply that mentally comparable beings deserve the same fate.So the argument does not hold because of the absurd result.

      But the dude does not condone killing the mentally handicapped and simultaneously defend animal rights. I don't know where you've gotten that interpretation, but it's flat out wrong.

      I don't agree with utilitarianist ethics, so I also disagree with him. But don't misrepresent the man's position.

    16. Re:PETA isn't against taking animal life by CRCulver · · Score: 1

      But the dude does not condone killing the mentally handicapped and simultaneously defend animal rights.

      His Wikipedia article (I know, I know) suggests that he sincerely wished that he could have euthanized his mother.

    17. Re:PETA isn't against taking animal life by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I assume that you mean Partial Birth Abortion or the method of IDX, which is illegal in the US anyway.

      In fact, the poster you're attacking said "unborn life" as opposed to "partially" born, so if you wanted to split hairs, no rocks and skull bashing are involved.

    18. Re:PETA isn't against taking animal life by k3r3nsky'sr3v3ng3 · · Score: 1

      I'm more pissed that corn based ethanol is the shittiest way possible to complete the ethanol plan. switchgrass grows on far shittier land and produces more. Of course, If we don't stop driving vehicles that get 20> MPG then we can forget about it as we will run out of land before we completely replace oil.

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    19. Re:PETA isn't against taking animal life by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 1

      Yes, sir or ma'am, you are completely correct. It's kind of a pity that Archer-Daniels-Midland has more and better representation in Washington than you do, isn't it?

    20. Re:PETA isn't against taking animal life by kchrist · · Score: 1

      They fund the terrorist organization ALF

      I won't get into the argument of whether the ALF should actually be considered a "terrorist" organization, especially with the baggage that word carries these days, but I find it interesting that many, many ALF supporters and activists do not support PETA.
    21. Re:PETA isn't against taking animal life by joshrulzzatwork · · Score: 1

      There's this weird paradox in the pro-life movement that unborn life is elevated to sacredness but actual humans living on earth already who have memories and consciousness can be chucked aside without protest.

      I don't necessarily subscribe to nor agree with the above notion, but I do want to point something out. The people who make that argument would say that is because the "memories and consciousness" people have made choices to be where they are, and unborns have not.

    22. Re:PETA isn't against taking animal life by Reziac · · Score: 1

      I believe you are confusing animal rights with animal welfare.

      http://www.animalwelfarecouncil.com/html/aw/rights.php

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  47. Just think of the possibilities! by Low5 · · Score: 1

    Who says we have to eat lamb or beef or pork if it's grown in a vat? We could finally ethically try Long Pig!

    Oh the marketing possibilities of celebrity meat products...

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  48. Vegan choices vs. non-vegan choices by Kohath · · Score: 1

    will the vegans be ok with that? Why should anyone care? Who cares whether the vegans approve or disapprove? Do vegans care whether I approve of their lifestyle? Should they?

    Vegans are free to eat as they wish. The rest of us don't have to bow to their choices. We don't have to consider their choices at all.
  49. Being a Vegetarian.... by ZipprHead · · Score: 1

    Being a vegetarian and not bothered by people who want to consume meat I find this whole concept absolutely disgusting. If you want to eat flesh grown in a vat, more power to you. But I have to ask, would that actually be any healthier then the hormone and antibiotic infested meats most people already consume?

    I much better policy would be well cared for, grass fed, organically bread animals. Healthier for you, healthier for the earth and a much happier animal.

    Peta people are wack

  50. Re:A good brand by vidarh · · Score: 1

    If you think Quorn tastes like meat you have mostly tasted meat that have a distinct similarity to carboard. Quorn is far better than Tofu or other soy based products to me, but it's only hard to distinguish from meat if the meat is bad quality and poorly prepared and the Quorn is seasoned excessively with fat and/or spices.

  51. yes by onemorehour · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As a vegan, I can at least speak for myself: the answer is definitely "yes."

    Veganism is neither irrational nor difficult to understand; if you're making an animal suffer unnecessarily, vegans are against it. It's amazing to me how such a simple position seems to confuse people.

    1. Re:yes by AlXtreme · · Score: 1

      if you're making an animal suffer unnecessarily, vegans are against it.


      So, if an animal dies of old age, vegans wouldn't mind eating it? If a cow gives milk without suffering, vegans will drink the milk?

      I'm not a vegan so please set me straight if I'm wrong, but I thought that vegans disprove of anything coming from animals (meat, milk, eggs), regardless if the animal suffered or not. Artificial meat stems ultimately from animals, thus my view is that vegans would disprove of it.
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    2. Re:yes by DuranteAlighieri · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Agreed. I'm not a vegan (I eat meat from certifiably "happy" animals) but it's a perfectly understandable position. The only rational conclusion is that people who find veganism confusing are simply looking for a reason to dismiss it.

    3. Re:yes by onemorehour · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So, if an animal dies of old age, vegans wouldn't mind eating it? If a cow gives milk without suffering, vegans will drink the milk? I can only speak for myself, but the quick answers are "yes, of course, but... why?" to the first, and "yes, of course, but saying that there's no suffering involved might mean a rather complicated situation."

      I'm not a vegan so please set me straight if I'm wrong, but I thought that vegans disprove of anything coming from animals (meat, milk, eggs), regardless if the animal suffered or not. I'm happy to respond, and I appreciate that you're going out on a limb and seem honest and genuinely interested. I can assure you that vegans, at least in theory, only disapprove of animals suffering unnecessarily. They might also take a slightly broader view of what animal suffering means than others do.

      Of course, that said, some vegans are militant and irrational. But please don't judge veganism by their actions.

      If you're interested in a rational, intelligent approach to why we might care about animal suffering, check out Peter Singer's "Practical Ethics."
    4. Re:yes by Damocles+the+Elder · · Score: 1

      The simplicity of your definition of Veganism is easy enough. It's just that every Vegan seems to have a different version of what it consists of. It's like Christianity with none of those handily named subdivisions.

    5. Re:yes by onemorehour · · Score: 1

      Well, yes, I see what you're saying, and it's a fair point.

      If you take any sufficiently generic philosophical stance, though (and let's please call this philosophy and not religion, since veganism has nothing to do with faith), you'll probably find that individuals who claim to take that stance have different versions of what the ramifications of that stance are.

      The main problem is that these things are complicated, and our terms are simplistic.

      It's also true that some people are just irrational, and pick and choose their definitions arbitrarily or based on emotional arguments, but let's set those people aside and not assume that they are valid representatives of the positions they claim to hold.

      I can only speak anecdotally, but most of the people I know who adhere to some form of veganism do so because of the simple definition that I offered.

    6. Re:yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So a vegan would support catching, humanely killing and then cooking a lobster, since this would prevent the more typical, tortuous death of said lobster at the hands of a natural predator that would eat it alive slowly? I think the concept of animal suffering needs to be considered carefully. The natural environment of many animals is far from gentle compared with humane and compassionate methods for raising animals that are available (at least on small farms outside of big agribusiness establishments).

    7. Re:yes by benwiggy · · Score: 1

      I suppose the problem lies in the word "unnecessarily". Meat eaters would argue, I suppose, that a degree of suffering is necessary. Assuming that "natural man" is a carnivore and a hunter (amongst other things), then in hunting and killing an animal, there will be some pain involved, which is neccessary to the process. Modern man has obviously specialised and industrialised the process, so that I don't have to kill animals for my lunch, and slaughtermen don't have to write their own software. You can argue whether the process might be made less painful, but death, like life itself, is a painful experience. I presume you would suggest that man in the 21st century does not need meat protein, so that the killing of all animals for food in unnecessary. I would suggest that the industrialisation of the food process which allows the luxury of this position.

    8. Re:yes by onemorehour · · Score: 1

      You're not the first person to raise this sort of point. It's intelligent, and slippery, but still fundamentally flawed:

      Let's say you run across someone being raped and beaten in Central Park. You scare off the attackers and thus save the victim from their horrendous predicament. Does that mean that you are allowed to do anything to the victim that falls short of raping and beating her? Are you allowed to humanely rob her, or humanely kill and cook her? The idea that offering a bad alternative to a worse situation is somehow exempt from moral calculation is just obviously wrong.

      The other point you're raising is much more interesting. It's true that the naturalistic fallacy--that "nature" is somehow inherently better--tends to crop up in these kinds of discussions. But it's not a necessary premise of veganism, and I certainly don't think that the brutality of some natural environments justifies our own avoidable brutality.

    9. Re:yes by onemorehour · · Score: 1

      Yes, I agree. Treating animals well, and not having to kill them, is a luxury that only wealthy and developed societies can afford. This is akin to how we treat humans, too--wealthy societies can afford to reduce suffering for the poor and disenfranchised, rather than exploit or enslave them.

    10. Re:yes by glwtta · · Score: 1

      It's amazing to me how such a simple position seems to confuse people.

      No one is confused by their position, it's the militant manner in which vegans try to foist their beliefs on others that we find annoying.

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    11. Re:yes by onemorehour · · Score: 1

      It's quite unfair to conflate a particular philosophical stance with proselytizing.

      You can quite safely object to the proselytizing without objecting to the stance itself. Which, by the way, I do--I don't try to "foist my beliefs" on others, and I don't like it when I see other people do it.

    12. Re:yes by xaxa · · Score: 1

      It's amazing to me how such a simple position seems to confuse people.

      No one is confused by their position, it's the militant manner in which vegans try to foist their beliefs on others that we find annoying. Most don't. Obviously, you don't notice them. I've had conversations like "Oh, aren't you going to order the [meat dish]?" "No, I'm vegetarian actually" "Oh, I didn't know" and that's it. Occasionally, there are militant omnivores that seem to want an argument with a vegetarian, which is just as bad as the militant vegetarians!
    13. Re:yes by AlXtreme · · Score: 1

      I'm happy to respond, and I appreciate that you're going out on a limb and seem honest and genuinely interested. I can assure you that vegans, at least in theory, only disapprove of animals suffering unnecessarily. They might also take a slightly broader view of what animal suffering means than others do.

      So I guess that, as with many views of the world, veganism isn't a black-and-white issue, but has increasingly stricter forms depending on the individual.

      The reason I commented is that I always viewed veganism as a 'pure' form of ethics with regard to animals. I have several vegetarian friends and one vegan, and the interpretation of the latter's views might have skewed my own.

      If it were only down to the question if an animal suffered or not, then a hypothetical vegan farmer would have no problem in raising cattle as good as he/she can and drink milk / eat cheese. A cow doesn't suffer when it is milked properly, and doing it yourself you would be in the position to judge so (although asking the cow might be a better option).

      Although I have been a vegetarian for a couple of months I have since fallen back to the sins of eating meat. When I choose meat, I do however pick biological meat over 'regular', hopefully giving an incentive to treat animals more humanely, because that is something I do care about. Then again, it might be more an issue of easing ones own conscience.

      Having said that, veganism does lead to a Catch-22 of some sorts: If everyone were vegan, there would be much less use for animals and their numbers would dwindle. True, they wouldn't suffer, but what is worse: having a short life with a degree of suffering or no life at all? Another interesting debate for the pub, me thinks.
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    14. Re:yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if you're making an animal suffer unnecessarily, vegans are against it. I think that the cows like it when we milk them.
    15. Re:yes by glwtta · · Score: 1

      "No, I'm vegetarian actually" "Oh, I didn't know" and that's it.

      Oh sure, but we were talking about vegans, not vegetarians; it's entirely possible that no one has ever had the above conversation with a vegan - when someone's vegan, you know about it.

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    16. Re:yes by onemorehour · · Score: 1

      So I guess that, as with many views of the world, veganism isn't a black-and-white issue, but has increasingly stricter forms depending on the individual.

      Yes, definitely. I'd replace "veganism" with "concern for animal welfare," just to make it a bit more obvious. I think you could say that veganism is a lifestyle choice that arises out of a concern for animal welfare.

      So there are two spectrums, right? One is how concerned you are for animal welfare, and the other is what sorts of actions you're able/willing to do based on those concerns.

      The reason I commented is that I always viewed veganism as a 'pure' form of ethics with regard to animals. I have several vegetarian friends and one vegan, and the interpretation of the latter's views might have skewed my own.

      I think this is a common problem amongst vegans. People who strongly believe (belief qua ethics, not belief qua faith) in animal welfare decide to be vegan, and then think that they're taking a pure stance on the issue. But this isn't really the case. Let's start by assuming that avoiding the use of animal products is the ultimate way to act on a concern for animal welfare. It's easy enough to avoid eating meat, dairy, and eggs, but you can't entirely cut out the use of products that involve animal cruelty. Animal products are used everywhere, in the manufacturing of myriad consumer products. So you necessarily have to pick a place on the spectrum of animal product use/consumption that you feel comfortable with. Nobody in America can claim to be on the "pure" end of the spectrum. Of course, that doesn't mean throwing your hands up in the air, either. I personally think it's when meat eaters to try to limit their consumption of meat, or try to make informed decisions about the source, as you seem to do. It's more a matter of pushing yourself in the direction of less consumption than staking out a place on the spectrum and saying "go here or you're immoral."

      But let's revisit that initial assumption about avoiding the use of animal products--what exactly does that accomplish? In an era of farm subsidies, even if 100 people suddenly become vegetarian, it's unlikely to even prevent the slaughter of a single animal. That's the quickest way to knock a vegan off their moral high horse :)

      If it were only down to the question if an animal suffered or not, then a hypothetical vegan farmer would have no problem in raising cattle as good as he/she can and drink milk / eat cheese. A cow doesn't suffer when it is milked properly, and doing it yourself you would be in the position to judge so (although asking the cow might be a better option).

      Right, well, this gets at what I said earlier about taking a slightly broader view of animal suffering. If you own a cow, you're really controlling almost every aspect of its life--from the broad picture of when it gets to eat, reproduce, socialize, etc. to the minutia of what it gets to eat, where it gets to wander, and so on. Is this sort of power relationship morally exempt? It's certainly better than treating a cow really poorly, but I don't think it's so clear cut. People usually bring up the issue of slavery to think about this sort of thing (and the parallels are there: there are lots of slave-owners who truly thought they were doing right by their slaves). There are also obvious differences, though--people have a sense of freedom that's likely more developed than animals. It's something to think about, though.

      And of course, asking the cow would be ideal, but we have to scrap that option and decide how to proceed based on what we can know (and what the moral implications are for proceeding without really knowing for sure what animals are thinking).

      Although I have been a vegetarian for a couple of months I have since fallen back to the sins of eating meat. When I choose meat, I do however pick biological meat over 'regular', hopefully giving an incentive to treat animals more humanely, beca

    17. Re:yes by onemorehour · · Score: 1

      It's interesting that you're replying to this reply but not my own. But anyway, clearly you're more likely to know someone is vegan if they are being a militant jerk about it.

      I certainly don't advertise that I'm vegan, and I've had plenty of conversations that are exactly like the one described above.

      I'm not sure why you're so insistent that all vegans are asshats. I guess you've just had some bad experiences with vegan jerks.

    18. Re:yes by wesman83 · · Score: 1

      Having said that, veganism does lead to a Catch-22 of some sorts: If everyone were vegan, there would be much less use for animals and their numbers would dwindle. True, they wouldn't suffer, but what is worse: having a short life with a degree of suffering or no life at all? Another interesting debate for the pub, me thinks. I've always found this argument ridiculous; a potential cow/pig/human is just that, potential, and it has no interests and needs no consideration on our part because it was never born.
    19. Re:yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah well. Most other animals don't know any better. But us, on the other hand, do know better, and can choose not to. And that is quite a lot, really, considering that we are at the top of the food chain.

      And if you want a more technical argument: When you kill a lobster, it is definitely going to die. If you leave it, it is true that it might die, but it may also live a good life, too. The "it's going to die anyway" argument is a self-fulfilling thought because it ignores the fact that you have a choice in the matter.

    20. Re:yes by xaxa · · Score: 1

      "No, I'm vegetarian actually" "Oh, I didn't know" and that's it.

      Oh sure, but we were talking about vegans, not vegetarians; it's entirely possible that no one has ever had the above conversation with a vegan - when someone's vegan, you know about it. No, I've had that conversation with vegans. Maybe it's just the kinds of people we meet.

      Conversely, I've also seen people bring a plate of meat near a vegan and then try and make a big deal out of it, even when the vegan shrugs it off and says "it's your choice, I don't mind".
    21. Re:yes by RCGodward · · Score: 1

      It's amazing to me how such a simple position seems to confuse people. I think the reason that your "simple position" confuses so many people is that most vegans don't actually give a damn about animals. No offense to those that do, but I know more than a few vegans that wear real leather shows, fur coats, etc. For a whole lot of people veganism is a trend. "I think it's barbaric to eat meat... but wearing skin just looks too cute..." I'm sure you can see the source of my confusion.
    22. Re:yes by Mordac · · Score: 1

      As a vegan, I can at least speak for myself: the answer is definitely "yes."

      Veganism is neither irrational nor difficult to understand; if you're making an animal suffer unnecessarily, vegans are against it. It's amazing to me how such a simple position seems to confuse people. Define unnecessary suffering? Did you define it based on human standards or the animals.

      Do you want everyone to be Vegan?

      Do you want the extinction of whole swaths of animals?

      Do you use any parts of dead animals?

      Unfertilized eggs?

      If a human life is saved from Animal Research, was it worth it?

      Are you a diabetic, if so be sure to refuse all the medicine since that came from research that caused animal suffering.

      Are you, as a human an animal? If so (I would hope you say yes) shouldn't you be trying to end human suffering first.

      I personally have nothing against a Vegetarian diet. But Veganism will always lead to trouble. It is not healthy (i'm not talking diet, i'm talking civilization here.)

      I want you to be honest with yourself. Why should you change the order of nature that has existed for millions of years, just because you can suddenly afford it. Does it make you feel superior that you can survive a Vegan lifestyle while poorer people in other nations can not. What about the 2 kids this past year in SF who were forced a Vegan lifestyle from birth and ended up suffering from mal-nutrition rarely ever seen in modern society. If they were simply allowed milk would their bones not have broken so easily. Their mothers milk was useless.

      Maybe there is another place, where you try and minimize suffering, but realize you can't end it. Maybe there is a place where you can find animals are animals and not furry people.

      Animals are not people, I'm sure you realize this. But many Vegans have a problem with Anthropomorphising, its not right to give animals human qualities. I will give you one example to close these thoughts.

      Geese and their lovely liver. You've heard of the cruel method of over-feeding them called Galvage, and it absolutely outraged you to hear how a tube was stuffed down the Geese throat and it was force fed. Following so far, right? Well where do you think humans got the idea for feeding the Geese like that? Why from their parents, as its the method the parents use to feed their kids. They stick their large hard bill deep down their childrens throat, as their throat is very strong and thick, designed to withstand that. The geese engorge their liver at the end of summer, part of their forced over-eating before traveling south for the winter. It seems our ancestors killed some of the Geese and while enjoying every single bit of the animal, also enjoyed the engorged liver.

      But now many Vegans and other Animal Activists push to end this practice, a practice the species uses on its own.

      Thank you for reading.
    23. Re:yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But animals don't suffer unnecessarily. If they suffer at all, it's only so that we can eat them. Something which is clearly necessary. I don't understand why the simple facts of evolution and biology seem to escape some people.

      Animals (which humans are also) eat other animals. That's just the way nature set it all up. It is the height of arrogance to assert that you somehow "know better" or have found a "better way".

      If it makes you happier, great! But don't try to tell me that your way is better or that you are somehow morally superior. Those are arbitrary, subjective values, and I just disagree. I won't tell you how to live, and you don't tell me how to live.

    24. Re:yes by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      Veganism is neither irrational nor difficult to understand; if you're making an animal suffer unnecessarily, vegans are against it.

      Actually, veganism is simply not using the products of animals (sometimes applied to food and sometimes applied to other products as well). The motivation for this philosophy is often very different ranging from ethical concerns to religious to environmental to dietary. Your position might be that if animals suffer unnecessarily then you are against it, but that is not the position of all vegans and that needs to be understood.

      It's amazing to me how such a simple position seems to confuse people.

      You're oversimplifying. There are multiple reasons for veganism and thus multiple positions on any one topic from among the vegan community. Some are less concerned with animals suffering and more concerned with their own health or with the ramifications of large scale animal farming for the human species (inefficient use of resources leading to starvation).

    25. Re:yes by onemorehour · · Score: 1

      Yes, it sounds like the people you know are being hypocritical. I agree. Personally, I've never known someone who claims to be vegan but wears fur. Google for "vegan shoes" and you'll see that evidence that most vegans understand this.

    26. Re:yes by onemorehour · · Score: 1

      I'm not oversimplifying, exactly, but you're right that we are using different definitions of the word "veganism." It's an arbitrary label (read some of my other responses if you want to see just how much I understand that point), but my experience has been that people who avoid animal products for health or environmental reasons don't tend to label themselves as vegan. Perhaps that's out of touch, though.

      I use veganism to describe the avoidance of animal products based on ethical concerns. I think that's how the word "vegan" was used in the original context of CmdrTaco's post, too, don't you think?

    27. Re:yes by onemorehour · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure where to begin. Perhaps I'll begin by pointing you to this:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Naturalistic_fallacy

    28. Re:yes by onemorehour · · Score: 1

      I just wanted to say that I'll be happy to reply to each of these, but maybe after the work day is over. Your low ID commands respect ;)

    29. Re:yes by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      I'm not oversimplifying, exactly, but you're right that we are using different definitions of the word "veganism." It's an arbitrary label...

      My dictionary says:

      Vegan, noun a person who does not eat or use animal products : I'm a strict vegan | [as adj. ] a vegan diet.

      It seems clear to me.

      but my experience has been that people who avoid animal products for health or environmental reasons don't tend to label themselves as vegan. Perhaps that's out of touch, though.

      I certainly know a number who do. In any case, it has entered the english lexicon to mean pretty much what my dictionary says. The reasons for why people do it are varied.

      I use veganism to describe the avoidance of animal products based on ethical concerns.

      It's an understandable difference. I just think you're self identifying with a subset of vegans and your use of the term reflects that. (Maybe approaching no true Scotsman?)

      I think that's how the word "vegan" was used in the original context of CmdrTaco's post, too, don't you think?

      Actually, no. I think he was using the term to apply to vegans in general. The differing motivations of vegans is what makes predicting their responses to such a move questionable. I think he was asking for a consensus from vegans, something which is about as likely to happen as a consensus from Slashdotters. As such, the proper answer to his question should probably list the different, major sub-groupings of vegans and explain which would and would not approve of this. Of course who really wants to read that?

    30. Re:yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh ethics, shmethics. Human arrogance once again. Trying to put man above the animals. Ethics are just a bunch of people agreeing that their way is better than ones they don't like. Ethics are not universal, they vary by society, region, religion, community and a whole host of other criteria.

      Feel free to believe you are superior, though, and I will feel equally free to believe that you aren't. If more people could just civilly agree to disagree, we'd probably get along better.

    31. Re:yes by onemorehour · · Score: 1

      I don't believe I'm superior. I don't believe that vegans are superior to non-vegans. I think I'm being quite civil and honest, but let me know if you think I'm being haughty somehow. Was it something I said?

      Frankly, I'm not persuaded by moral relativism. I also doubt that you'd be willing to accept the ramifications of taking a purely morally relativistic stance. I'm guessing that you act ethically on a day to day basis, and that you don't believe that it's irrelevant whether you do.

    32. Re:yes by onemorehour · · Score: 1

      That's all extremely fair, and I'll try to use a more specific term in the future.

      I am kind of curious what these other major sub-groupings look like, and what the percentage breakdowns might be.

      If you take any one of those groups, though, I think a rational answer to the question of "is cloned meat okay?" is pretty easily reached:

      For those concerned with animal suffering, the answer would probably be "yes"

      For those concerned with their own health, the answer would probably be "I never took a stance on whether meat consumption in general was okay, but I've avoided it because I think it's unhealthy, and so it doesn't matter where it comes from--I'll continue to avoid it if it's unhealthy."

      For those concerned with the environment, it would probably hinge on the difference in the environmental impact of eating cloned meat vs. a vegetarian or vegan diet; a difference we can only speculate about until someone comes up with a way to mass produce cloned meat that we can evaluate.

      It's worth pointing out that even if someone who was vegan agrees that a new way of producing meat is okay, that doesn't oblige them to start consuming meat. I have no problem with cloned meat, but after ten years of being vegan, I really don't have any desire to eat it, ya know?

    33. Re:yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Veganism is neither irrational nor difficult to understand;"

      No?

      How do vegans justify killing helpless, defenseless plants and their offspring? Ripping them from their homes, boiling or roasting their children, all because the poor plants can neither fight back nor run away, as animals can do.

      Cowards, all of 'em.

      Go try to eat a Moose, sometime. That takes guts.

    34. Re:yes by Daemonax · · Score: 1

      I would argue (and I'm vegetarian) that if you're vegan and you're against this then realistically, and we must be realistic here (vegans seem to often be a dream world), that you're condemning animals to further pain and slaughter. Vegans must embrace this if they're against cruelty to animals. To not help promote this is instead to just keep people harming and eating living animals. This is a solution which can lead to a future where there is no excuse to harm animals.
      Now I know lots of vegans would point out I'm wrong, and that they can be against both... But if their aim is to create a world that is better for animals, then they should get behind this. To keep expecting some miracle that's going to turn everyone in to vegans is to be idiotic and to condemn animals to further slaughter.

    35. Re:yes by onemorehour · · Score: 1
      I have no idea how that's in response to what I wrote--what is the this in:

      I would argue (and I'm vegetarian) that if you're vegan and you're against this then realistically, and we must be realistic here (vegans seem to often be a dream world), that you're condemning animals to further pain and slaughter. Vegans must embrace this if they're against cruelty to animals. To not help promote this is instead to just keep people harming and eating living animals. This is a solution which can lead to a future where there is no excuse to harm animals. Now I know lots of vegans would point out I'm wrong, and that they can be against both... But if their aim is to create a world that is better for animals, then they should get behind this. To keep expecting some miracle that's going to turn everyone in to vegans is to be idiotic and to condemn animals to further slaughter. ?
    36. Re:yes by Daemonax · · Score: 1

      Sorry, this, meaning the idea of growing artificial meat. I was actually speaking about the general vegan that I've encountered, who seem to often have opinions I either don't agree with or are factually incorrect. It wasn't specifically at you. Perhaps it was the incorrect place to post what I had to say.

    37. Re:yes by onemorehour · · Score: 1
      Okay, here goes:

      Define unnecessary suffering? Did you define it based on human standards or the animals.

      I meant this as avoiding causing animals to suffer, if it can be reasonably avoided. Like all ethical calculations, there's no one absolute obvious answer to all situations. If I can punch a cow in the face in order to save 10 people's lives, it seems reasonable to cause that one cow to suffer. There are other situations where it may not be as clear. This is inherent to all ethical dilemmas.

      Do you want everyone to be Vegan?

      Sure, that would be nice.

      Do you want the extinction of whole swaths of animals?

      Generally speaking, no. However, you seem to be implying that extinction carries an ethical weight; that it's something inherently bad that should be avoided. Why do you think that, exactly?

      Do you use any parts of dead animals?

      Everybody in modern developed societies does. I try to limit it as much as possible. I don't eat meat, I don't wear fur or leather, I try to push myself to avoid buying things that have explicit dead animal parts in them.

      Unfertilized eggs?

      I don't buy them, no. Not because I think the genetic code in the eggs deserves not to be eaten, but because the industry that produced the egg is probably causing chickens to suffer.

      If a human life is saved from Animal Research, was it worth it?

      This is certainly a more interesting question than whether it's worth it to kill an animal because someone wants to eat it instead of some tofu. It depends on the circumstances. If you'd say "yes", would you say that it's worth it if the research causes one million primates to suffer unbearable torture? It's an ethical calculation. All I'd argue for is that we consider the suffering of animals and not just add it into the equation as a big fat zero.

      Are you a diabetic, if so be sure to refuse all the medicine since that came from research that caused animal suffering.

      Nope, but I would not exist if it weren't for animal testing on Rhesus Monkeys (see here for details: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rhesus_blood_group_system ). Does that mean I should just accept that all animal testing is okay? I'm not sure what you're arguing here.

      Are you, as a human an animal? If so (I would hope you say yes) shouldn't you be trying to end human suffering first.

      You seem to be assuming that all animals have some obligation to first end intraspecies suffering, before considering interspecies suffering. I don't think this makes much sense. But, of course, I do value the eradication of human suffering. Do you? Does that mean everyone has go work to end human suffering before considering other causes?

      I personally have nothing against a Vegetarian diet. But Veganism will always lead to trouble. It is not healthy (i'm not talking diet, i'm talking civilization here.) I want you to be honest with yourself. Why should you change the order of nature that has existed for millions of years, just because you can suddenly afford it. Does it make you feel superior that you can survive a Vegan lifestyle while poorer people in other nations can not. What about the 2 kids this past year in SF who were forced a Vegan lifestyle from birth and ended up suffering from mal-nutrition rarely ever seen in modern society. If they were simply allowed milk would their bones not have broken so easily. Their mothers milk was useless.

      Those people were crazy, not vegan. Repeat: they were crazy and not vegan. Technically, they were both, but let's be clear about which one comes first. You'd do better to read the letters to the editor that were published in response to the NYT article about that story--they include a letter from someone who testified for the pr

    38. Re:yes by onemorehour · · Score: 1

      Ah, gotcha. Then in that case (but as just one vegan) I totally agree with you.

    39. Re:yes by Damocles+the+Elder · · Score: 1

      Well, personally, I agree with your position on your terms. However, believe it or not, you're the first person I've heard, ever, deliver a straight and to-the-point definition of what Veganism actually is. The problem is that yes, some people are irrational, but unfortunately, these people seem to make up a very vocal (if minor) portion of your population, and since the vocal portion are what other people tend to hear, the source of the confusion of most people on what your stances are, let alone the reasoning behind them, seems to fairly apparent.

    40. Re:yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Veganism is inherantly inconsistant. By not eating meat, I am causing myself, an animal, to suffer since I am denied the deliciousness of meat. Therefore, by the principles of veganism, I cannot be a vegan.

    41. Re:yes by jafac · · Score: 1

      Next thing you know, they'll be complaining that the poor animal sample is effectively in SLAVERY to producing vat-clones.

      Mark my words.

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    42. Re:yes by onemorehour · · Score: 1

      That's true, and it is really unfortunate. In fact, to go back to the original story posted here, I groan when I hear that PETA has made headlines, because you can usually count on it being some sort of divisive, sensationalist asshattery. But I'm happy with what they're doing here--it's interesting and potentially effective.

      For what it's worth, in my experience the irrational vegan militants are indeed a minority of the people who take this position. If you're interested in reading a rigorous (but pretty easy to digest) philosophical defense of the consideration of animal welfare, I'd recommend checking out "Practical Ethics," by Peter Singer. It's satisfying to read a careful, intelligent approach to a topic that's often discussed in the worst possible ways...

    43. Re:yes by silentphate · · Score: 1

      This may sound mean but does a cow suffer when it is killed instantly with a .44 straight to the brain?

    44. Re:yes by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      If a cow gives milk, it is a woman cow. In this man's world, it is incapable of not suffering. Glass ceilings and all.

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    45. Re:yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      define "unnecessarily"

  52. Re:Sick by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 1

    What if you can't tell the difference, and the meat is cheaper to make, with a smaller ecological footprint? What about when all the fast food joints start using it?

    Vat-meat is certainly more appealing to me than the ingredients in a McDonald's chicken nugget.

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  53. Well, it is a sci fi tech... by kabocox · · Score: 1

    Well, this is a sci-fi tech that we could do. I eat beef, pork, chicken, and some times things like shrimp. Can you create artificial plants that tastes and cooks like meat oh and is cheaper than existing meat? If so, I'd buy it.

    It's not like, I really know where the meat sold at Walmart comes from. It's in the meat section, is red, and doesn't kill my family when we cook it. If they can only make it cost effective for it to compete in the traditional meat market. Raising cows, pigs, chickens, and fish are billion dollar a year industries. O.k. They might change, but the only reason we'd switch away from them is if you could make your mystery meat cheaper. I'm reminded of this manga: http://www.onemanga.com/BioMeat_-_Nectar/

  54. SO.. by apodyopsis · · Score: 2, Interesting

    So..

    can they alter the meat as well? less fat? more protein? extra vitamins? or can large corporations make them more addictive?

    "buy your McBurger, now with the latest McD meat profiling taste and additives"

    1. Re:SO.. by Lars512 · · Score: 1

      I imagine they'd be able to supplement it as they like. It might even be mandated some governments; I understand that's done with flour in many places, to improve public nutrition.

    2. Re:SO.. by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

      That's a really horrifying thought, but given the way that McDonald's operates, it's possible that that is already happening. Time for me to move back to Alaska and a subsistence lifestyle, I think...global warming should take care of the 'snow' issue pretty soon.

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  55. Reasonable until... by ivan256 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it seems reasonable... Until somebody succeeds and they use it as the basis for their argument that we should stop raising livestock for the meat entirely.

    1. Re:Reasonable until... by hardburn · · Score: 1

      If the technique is viable, I don't think PETA would have to make that argument. Economics alone would kill factory farms within 5 years, with real animal meat becoming a high luxury item.

      In vitro meat would likely be extremely lean, relatively energy efficient (compared to raising cows), would be boneless, and largely free of microbes and other potential toxins. Yes, it is a little weird, but a field trip to a slaughter house should cure people of that feeling.

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    2. Re:Reasonable until... by ivan256 · · Score: 1

      People should take a field trip to a slaughter house anyway. We're raising generations of pansys who can't handle common things without getting "squeamish". This wouldn't be the case if we were raising our kids in an environment where the process by which we obtain our nourishment were readily visible in their everyday lives.

      As for your "economics alone" argument... They'd have to do more than come up with a viable meat replacement. They'd have to come up with replacements for the wide variety of meats that we enjoy consuming. You've already listed problems as virtues... "extremely lean"... "boneless"... Animal fat and bones are important ingredients in many of our favorite dishes. Yes, bones.

    3. Re:Reasonable until... by hardburn · · Score: 1

      There's no reason you couldn't have fat if you wanted that (and it certainly does add to the flavor), though bones might be harder. However, many of the most common meat dishes (burgers) don't use bones at all, many others have bones only out of necessity (t-bone steak, ribs), and some of the finest cuts are completely boneless (tenderloins).

      Sure, there are some soups and such that use bone as flavor, but I think the vast majority of dishes treat bones as undesirable. Many of the meals that do use bones would likely disappear or become luxury items. Sad, perhaps, but it'd hardly be the first food to go away due to technological or economic change.

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  56. a farm pig or a farm cow in the wild? by wiredog · · Score: 1

    Actually, yes. Feral pigs are all over the SE US. People hunt them. They do fairly well. Feral cattle do well too.

    1. Re:a farm pig or a farm cow in the wild? by raddan · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yes, and they are an ecological disaster.

  57. In Progress by Evangelion · · Score: 1
    Already being worked on

    In five to 10 years, supermarkets might have some new products in the meat counter: packs of vat-grown meat that are cheaper to produce than livestock and have less impact on the environment.
  58. unnatural, and unsustainable by metamechanical · · Score: 1
    The further we divorce ourselves from our roots, the further we get from understanding where food comes from, the more you hear about this sort of nonsense. People want to deny that their medium-rare steak once mooed and smelled awful, that their artisan bread was made from grain that rooted in decomposing pig shit. The food pill that so many people wish for is simple fantasy - an escape from the cold harsh reality that we are not saints (and the even less palatable truth that there is nothing wrong with that assertion).

    People in denial about nature, thinking that the concept of morals - a concept created by man, for the governing of the behaviour of man towards man - can be applied to animals, are sorely mistaken. Not that we shouldn't treat our animals right in life - heck, I think what takes place on CAFOs and egg factories is downright unconscionable. BUT YOU DON'T FIX THINGS BY REDUCING AND ABSTRACTING THEM. This can work for simple problems, or for a short time, but it will not work in the long run (neither for industrial food, or pretend food like MEATA (TM) ).

    Farming over the centuries has provided innumerable benefits to our animals. Chickens, Cows, etc. actually benefit from being under our protection. They no longer have the natural defenses their progenitors once posessed. The image of the wild cow freed from its shackles of slavery is a myth, a fantasy. If we synthesized all of our meat, and freed our livestock, they would in short order go extinct. Reducing its suffering? Yes, I suppose not living implies not suffering. But once again, you don't solve these problems by getting further away from them - you reduce suffering by farming differently, not genetically engineering away anxiety, or making brainless test-tube ribeye.

    Finally, this is completely unsustainable. By that I mean that doing this requires substantial energy input. Where is that energy going to come from? This is just a guess, but based off of previous data, I think it would bear out: petroleum. Love it, hate it, it's an amazing source of energy. One that won't be around forever. How do you grow sustainable meat? Well, that also requires substantial energy input - from the sun. I'm of course ignoring pesticides and fertilizers for the feed crops - they're unsustainable as well. However, you don't fix the problem BY ABSTRACTING IT EVEN FURTHER.

    Okay, done ranting. If you want more information about this and other topics, might I redirect you to The Omnivore's Dilemma: A Natural History of Four Meals by Michael Pollan, and Polyface Farms? Not the whole answer, but it's a good start. We aren't going to solve these problems by thinking about it from an industrial perspective. It's about time we start to think differently.

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  59. They are unpleasant already by Gription · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Instead of a movie they need to watch cable. Force them to watch the Discovery Channel and Animal Planet nature shows.

    If they are at all awake they will either realize that the whole world is designed around the idea of one thing eating another. (Or they might decide that God screwed up as they watch the lion take down that gazelle...)

    Remember if they weren't intended to be eaten they wouldn't have been made out of meat!

    1. Re:They are unpleasant already by aplusjimages · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Remember if they weren't intended to be eaten they wouldn't have been made out of meat! Aren't you made of meat? Also not all creatures are designed to eat meat. And factory farming is far from natural.
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    2. Re:They are unpleasant already by Applekid · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Are you classified as human?"
      "Negative, I am a meat popcicle."

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    3. Re:They are unpleasant already by dimeglio · · Score: 1

      Let's be clear here, there's no such thing as a "meat" replacement. It's just like asking for a replacement for air. Humans and many animals need meat as much as air. It's a simple biological fact. Those who don't eat meat require supplements for DHA, vitamin B12 or other nutrients in non-meat products. Obviously, today this is not a problem if you eat well balanced meals but let's not confuse biology with ideology.

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    4. Re:They are unpleasant already by jesuscyborg · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Instead of a movie they need to watch cable. Force them to watch the Discovery Channel and Animal Planet nature shows.
      Naturally speaking, killing an animal is no different than killing a fellow human. Human beings are by nature, cruel and selfish creatures. The thing that makes us different from animals, is that we have the mental capacity to choose to be civilized. If human beings are capable of choosing to not murder each other, why are we not capable of choosing to sustain ourselves without torturing and killing animals?
    5. Re:They are unpleasant already by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      This is true. Not all creatures are designed to eat meat.

      Unfortunately, Humans are not one of those creatures. Rather than
      this nonsense perhaps the PETA people might want to sponsor some
      genetic engineering research to allow humans to digest the plant
      matter that cows can eat that we can't.

      Although that might not be politically prudent of PETA to acknowledge.

      Not all creatures are designed to eat meat.
      Similarly, not all creatures are designed to eat only plants.

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    6. Re:They are unpleasant already by The+Night+Watchman · · Score: 1

      Rather than
      this nonsense perhaps the PETA people might want to sponsor some
      genetic engineering research to allow humans to digest the plant
      matter that cows can eat that we can't. For my part, I'd rather eat lab-grown meat than have someone mess up my genome so I can digest plant matter that cows can eat. I'm reasonably certain that most people, given the choice between the two, would say the same.
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    7. Re:They are unpleasant already by Pojut · · Score: 1

      "Welcome, to Fhloston Paradise!"

    8. Re:They are unpleasant already by Idiomatick · · Score: 1

      lol thats so wrong. As a guy thats having a bbq right now. If you ate anything made out of meat why not eat your pets or your neighbours. And wth does god have to do with any of this? How about if god intended us to fly he would have given us wings? /. is all about doing things 'god' never intended anyways. What wild beasts do should have very very little to do with a society that lives in skyscrapers drives around in cars and spends a large portion of their time pressing bits of refined petroleum products while looking into another petroleum product. Please try again thankyou
       
      *leaves to eat his steak*

    9. Re:They are unpleasant already by aplusjimages · · Score: 4, Informative

      This isn't a simple biological fact. I haven't eaten meat for over 6 years. What's supposed to happen to me if I don't eat meat? I don't take supplements either.

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    10. Re:They are unpleasant already by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 0, Troll

      If we weren't meant to eat meat, it wouldn't taste so good.

      I belong to PETA by the way. I'm a Person Eating Tasty Animals.

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    11. Re:They are unpleasant already by witherstaff · · Score: 1

      While flipping around the cable they may also run across a re-rerun of Eureka. The meal made from cloned chicken didn't turn out so well for the people who ate it.

    12. Re:They are unpleasant already by RemoteSojourner · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There are quite a few cultures which have been vegetarians since centuries. i come from one such culture. Nobody in my family has ever tasted anything for which you have to kill an animal and we are perfectly healthy. See this article http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegetarian There are always alternate sources available and fortunately our food habits include all of them. As far as why you should be a vegetarian, see the logetivity section. Also the supplement you mentioned is more in fish than in meat so ppl who eat no meat and chicken and only eat fish will be healthier.

    13. Re:They are unpleasant already by Applekid · · Score: 1

      It was a mouth off, but the way I see it, it was done at the same time the other cop found the business card on another door and, since he's the one they were bribed to go after, they all ignored it and got the neighbor instead.

      With the neighbor's "SMOKE YOU!!!!" it seems that mouthing off to cops isn't that rare after all. :)

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    14. Re:They are unpleasant already by athdemo · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Naturally speaking, killing an animal is VERY different from killing a human. We kill animals to survive as a species, we don't kill each other for that same purpose.

    15. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If human beings are capable of choosing to not murder each other, why are we not capable of choosing to sustain ourselves without torturing and killing animals? We're very much capable if choosing to sustain ourselves without torturing and killing animals. But as creatures with a strong desire to survive, we often have to determine if we should choose to sustain ourselves without torturing and killing animals.

      There are good reasons for choosing not to murder each other - human beings are best when working together in communities, and that's how we evolved. Randomly murdering each other is a detriment to living in communities. On the other hand there is no similar justification for not killing an animal and eating it, unless that animal serves a better function for us alive than dead.

      The fact that we don't murder each other as much as we murder animals is a direct result of our mental capacity, not something that exists contrary to it.
    16. Re:They are unpleasant already by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      While it would indeed be nice to restore the biological pathways to allow humans to synthesize more of our own vitamins, there are serious biological requirements to enable the digestion of cellulose. In a human, it's indigestible fiber. It's food for a cow.

      Of course, I like meat, and will continue to eat it.

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    17. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Humans and many animals need meat as much as air. It's a simple biological fact.

      Nope. Rubbish. You could argue that humans need *animal protein* or equivalent synthetics. But not meat. You can be perfectly healthy on a Vegeterian diet which includes dairy products but no flesh (red meat, polutry or fish etc.) (I did this for 10 years with no supplements etc. and cycled 100's of miles and was very healthy). The problems occur with Vegan diets where you eliminate all animal products.
      However, one of my colleagues who is vegan says that you don't need supplements; there are specific types of nuts and stuff which contain the relevant nutrients. He seems perfectly healthy.

      Note that I have no moral axe to grind here since I now eat quite a lot of meat and enjoy it.

      As for your statement that 'there is no meat replacement' surely the whole point of this prize is to grow something in the lab which is nutritionally and taste equivalent to meat? And if they suceed, there *will* be a full 'meat replacement'

    18. Re:They are unpleasant already by hador_nyc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Humans are omnivores. It's also natural for us to kill and to eat other animals; say like a bear.

      So, to answer your question, we are capable of not killing to eat, but you have to make the argument as to why. Thus far, I haven't been convinced of why we shouldn't eat meat; eat less of it, sure, but no meat entirely, not yet.

      Also, it's hard to make the case that killing a human and killing a animal is the same thing. I'm not particularly religious, nor am I Christian, but my objection to that is more akin to what Silverback Gorilla's, male lions, and other animals do when they take over a group. They kill the infants of the former group leader. Most people for a variety of reasons don't consider animals, let alone other humans, "human". That is the basis for eugenics. While I agree that is reprehensible, it's still a fact. I think we have a lot of work to convince all people that all humans are "human," before your goal of equating animals with humans can be achieved. Still, I still can't see why we shouldn't eat cows, chickens, and things. I grew up near a farm, and maybe that's why I just don't see it; no matter how much I value human life.

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    19. Re:They are unpleasant already by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      What, you want us to eat the cow while it's still alive?

      Personally, talking about torturing animals is something of a misnomer. I and most meat eaters prefer our prey to die as surprised as possible. Pain, shock, and adreniline tend to render meat untasty, and an animal that dies surprised isn't an animal killing or harming the butcher.

      In addition, most 'game' species don't have sufficient natural controls on their population. I've taken two deer out of the population, and by golly, I'm eating venison.

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    20. Re:They are unpleasant already by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      If a were a full out herbivore then that would mean that any overgrown
      pasture is a pathway to complete independence. I would be able to sustain
      me and my family with nothing more than what I could cut down out of a
      nice sized yard.

      Management requirements for a grazing pasture are pretty meagure too.

      Although it would probably feel much like eating nothing but potatoes
      all the time.

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    21. Re:They are unpleasant already by __aailob1448 · · Score: 1

      We can't sustain ourselves without torturing and killing weaker lifeforms*.

      We need to experiment on them because the alternative is experimenting on humans and it is wasteful or immoral.

      Lifeforms may include animals or AIs in the future (a fully simulated rat must feel pain too).

      *Native americans behaved in the closest way to "animal" behavior and their culture was just too weak to compete and thrive.

    22. Re:They are unpleasant already by penguin_dance · · Score: 2, Funny

      Why don't you come over for dinner sometime? I'm making some fava beans. Please bring a nice Chianti....

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    23. Re:They are unpleasant already by Gription · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I would like to popularize a term:
      "Civilized to death"

      "Civilized" is an illusion. It is a consensual illusionary construct of your social conditioning. We do need some sort of social structure so we can all get along, but when you start to think that there is some innate 'higher truth' in your view of what is civilized then you are stepping into fantasy world.

      100 years ago we didn't have the weird idea that eating an animal was a tragedy. We weren't less civilized then either. (Watch some TV. After that if you still think we were less 'civilized' then you need to get off your high horse so you can be trampled...) We just had different social norms and we weren't so divorced from our food supply.

    24. Re:They are unpleasant already by Trails · · Score: 1

      But vegetarians don't eat fish, fish being animal rather than vegetable (or mineral). So do they still need the supplements?

    25. Re:They are unpleasant already by bendodge · · Score: 1
      Folks, do not take PETA at face value.

      "We don't mind taking uncomfortable positions if it means that fewer animals suffer." Really? Some of you may have seen this very interesting snipped from an article in the NRA magazine. (Monks Poached by PETA!, somemonth 2008)

      If nothing else, that explains why--as was revealed in courtroom testimony last year--PETA maintains a large walk-in freezer at its headquarters for storing dead animals.

      The fact is, very few escape. Despite raising more than $31 million and spending $27 million in 2006, PETA managed to find adoptive homes for a grand total of just 12 pets that year. Youâ(TM)ve heard of "one gun a month"? At PETA itâ(TM)s "one survivor a month."

      The bottom line? For every one pet PETA placed in a new adoptive home, the group put 248 other pets to death. And that seems to be the norm.
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    26. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also the supplement you mentioned is more in fish than in meat so ppl who eat no meat and chicken and only eat fish will be healthier. Okay, can someone please explain to me w(hy)tf organ, muscle, and connective tissues derived from land animals is called meat, but the same derived from aquatic creatures isn't? Further, when you declare that you're a veg(an/egatarian/etable -- synonyms IMHO) what "moral line" are you drawing that makes it okay to eat fish-muscle (or mussel-muscle!), but not, for example, poultry-, bovine- or porcine- muscle?!

      Also, however much you might try to obfuscate it, humans are omnivores . We're meat eaters too and willfully denying that part of our nature makes about as much dietary sense as castration does sexually... (i.e. both decisions will tend towards improved health, and longevity, but they also represent a significant diminishment in the quality of that life...)

      -AC
    27. Re:They are unpleasant already by cmdr_tofu · · Score: 1

      DHA supplements are not required if you eat your flax seeds. B12 supplements are required for a vegan diet in the modern world where we chlorinate water and are extremely sanitary. In a "natural" state you would not need B12 supplements. Our cousins the bonobo eat primarily vegan and do not have access to B12 supplements found in health food stores, and if they did, they probably could not afford them ;-)

    28. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know a lot of fat vegans. I don't know how they do it, they must trough all day on their bean and hummus pittas. A lot of the meat eaters are reasonable weights on the other hand.

      However there is very little ethical argument against grown meat, apart from the fact that it may seem a little macabre in the beginning (despite being far more humane/think-of-the-animals than an abattoir).

      Fifty years later natural sheep, bulls and pigs will be extinct apart from zoos because there will be no reason to breed them.

    29. Re:They are unpleasant already by aliquis · · Score: 1

      But then there is nothing natural with how we "hunt" nowadays.

      To compare it with humans would be sort of like saying what Hitler did wasn't wrong because it's just natural that people die anyway.
      Which indeed are true but how you live your life until then and for how long matters aswell.

      And then there are that simple fact that we don't need to eat them, so why do it?

      The last sentence are just retarded, but common, and you won't surprise anyone with it and it's not funny.

    30. Re:They are unpleasant already by nostriluu · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I totally agree with you. I also consider slavery and torture to be completely natural. How about you?

      Totally unnatural - sending spaceships to the moon, or food cultivation (that habit that creates reliable food sources so you don't need handy scavengers like chickens and pigs, until we mass produced animal farming with buildings full of thousands of creatures packed in shit).

      Those shows you are watching are highlighting certain aspects of animal existence. How about you go to the zoo and watch how the monkeys act naturally all day, and do a report on how we should be acting. Or look in an aquarium at the natural creatures and tell us how we should be acting, and emulate it yourself.

      Sorry, I just find people who use your kind of logic a bit simple, but I guess if you want to justify your lifestyle and continue stuffing dead animals in your mouth three times a day, backed by completely natural factory farms and a host of ghouls who enjoy working in meat packing plants (I've known a couple of them) then just do it.

      Personally (and I know you couldn't care less ;)) I stopped eating meat 8 years ago because I got bored of it. There is a whole world of other foods to explore. I also find the non thinking attitude about food to be disturbing, like I was a beef, chicken, or pork eating automaton. All the potential environmental, ethical and health reasons are just nifty bonuses to me, and I really think if we freed all the cows, chickens and pigs it would quite annoying.

    31. Re:They are unpleasant already by spidercoz · · Score: 5, Funny
      We kill flies and mosquitoes because they're pests. We kill cows and chickens because we're hungry. We kill pheasants and quails because it's fun, and we're hungry. We kill people because they're pests, and it's fun.

      With apologies to George Carlin

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    32. Re:They are unpleasant already by hvm2hvm · · Score: 2, Informative

      yeah, but you would have to eat a lot more for the same amount of energy and nutrients. that's why we need to eat meat, because our way of life demands large quantities of energy that we can't get out of plants. herbivores spend most of their time eating: that is how much they need to eat.
      sure, there are vegan methods that should be able to sustain you but most vegetarians i know are less energetic and full of life than meat-eaters.

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    33. Re:They are unpleasant already by blagger99 · · Score: 1

      You can compare killing your own species to killing other species for food - when it's for survival. You kill other species to eat, your own species due to competitive pressures, often over food. Think tribes in jungles.

      The other way that killing humans is like humans killing other species, is when other species kill us for food, like great whites, crocodiles, dingos etc. Totally natural.

      As to the point that we are omnivores, well yes, that's true, but what we eat is more nurture than nature. It's actually very easy to live on a vegetarian diet (I have done so for 20 years), and you may have been brought up that way.

      I know you may be yelling "bullsh*t" at that last statement, but if you haven't tried it, don't knock it.

    34. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you ate anything made out of meat why not eat your pets or your neighbours. I've read that the flesh of a meat eater isn't as flavoursome as the flesh of a herbivore. So I guess that cats and dogs aren't good meal choices, at least to western tastes. I don't know how long it takes for the flavour to change if an omnivore turns herbivore, but I guess that if you're a vegan or vegetarian of at least 5 years, you're probably high up on the BBQ foodstuffs list come such a situation.

      Cats were also good vermin catchers, although nowadays they're so domesticated some don't know what to do with the damn thing once they've caught it, and you end up with a gift of a live mouse living in your sofa. Thanks, cat. So historically cats were useful, and tasted bad comparatively, so they were spared the cookpot.
    35. Re:They are unpleasant already by Codifex+Maximus · · Score: 1

      Just how threatening is a meat Popsicle? Have you ever seen ATHF?

      Anyway, if PETA wants in vitro meat, they must remember that living meat is made of LIVING ANIMAL CELLS. Killing them would be wrong! :)

      Codifex

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    36. Re:They are unpleasant already by aliquis · · Score: 2, Informative

      To begin with if one also supplements the diet isn't that a meat replacement?

      The human body can convert ALA to DHA and EPA, how effecient it is at that varies, I've seen numbers ranging from 0.2 to 15.2%. It seems to be better at converting it to EPA because at some place I saw values of 5% mentioned for EPA and 0.5% for DHA.

      The human body can also convert between EPA to DHA and DHA to EPA, but the former are much easier to do. Whereby EPA are seen as more important nowadays.

      Together that makes me belive that maybe the body just needed those 0.5% of DHA so that may be the reason because only that amount was made/converted.

      The amounts of EPA and DHA which are needed are quite low, the numbers I've seen spoke about 650 mg and atleast 200 mg of each. But then it's also suggested to keep the omega6 to omega3 ratio at something like 2-5:1, and most people consume way more omega6 than omega3.

      So anyway, what you say about DHA are simply completely wrong. It's true that most vegetarian fats don't contain any DHA or EPA, but since your body can convert ALA to them it's not a huge issue if you consume enough ALA.

      Also (some?) microalgea produce both fat acids, and it's that way the fishes themself gets them.

      http://www.water4.net/ sells vegan omega3 capsules made from algea, which are also free of the toxins and heavy metals found in fat fish since they don't grow it in the sea and it haven't been concentrated by the food chain.

      You can visit http://www.nutritiondata.com/ and look up the fat acid content among other things in various food types, for instant candula, flax, chlorella and spirulina.

      B12-vitamine are the real issue, and are produced by bacteria. It's easily available and cheap so not a big deal.

      Also over here in Scandinavia and at similair distance from the equator it may be a good deal to supplement d-vitamine because sunlight of the right wavelengths don't hit us that much during the winters. That's not vegan specific thought and here in Sweden d-vitamine are supplemented by law in milk, butter and margarine AFAIK, all of them contains supplements of it. But since you don't eat those as a vegan you better make sure to supplement that on your own aswell.

    37. Re:They are unpleasant already by CowboyNealOption · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Screw that; I want photosynthesis! Though not as a primary means of generating food, it would make a cool backup source of energy. Plus being green would be cool.

    38. Re:They are unpleasant already by PetiePooo · · Score: 4, Funny

      However, one of my colleagues who is vegan says that you don't need supplements; there are specific types of nuts and stuff which contain the relevant nutrients. He seems perfectly healthy.

      You say he seems perfectly healthy; I say he's nuts and stuff.

    39. Re:They are unpleasant already by Codifex+Maximus · · Score: 1

      "Fifty years later natural sheep, bulls and pigs will be extinct apart from zoos because there will be no reason to breed them."

      All in the name of preventing cruelty I'd assume?

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    40. Re:They are unpleasant already by Xiaran · · Score: 4, Interesting

      100 years ago we didn't have the weird idea that eating an animal was a tragedy

      Who is *we* exactly?

      Jainism

    41. Re:They are unpleasant already by kwerle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The reason I don't eat meat is because of the way food animals are treated while they are alive - not because they are animals. There are plenty of vegetarians who take this stance.

      I recommend any of the documentaries on the farming process in america.

      If meat-in-a-vat became economically feasible, there are plenty of vegetarians who would eat it.

      (details: it is easier for me, personally, to say "no meat" than to be picky about which meat I'm eating and where it is from, etc. It's just the easy line for me to draw)

    42. Re:They are unpleasant already by RemoteSojourner · · Score: 1

      Nope. They do not. The health effects of low levels of EPA and DHA are unknown. My comment about fish was because parent said that meat is required for DHA. If you again refer to the logetivity section, vegetarians have lower mortality rates than meat eaters.

    43. Re:They are unpleasant already by Hojima · · Score: 1

      Remember if they weren't intended to be eaten they wouldn't have been made out of meat! You're argument is not too bad up to that point. Saying that, is like saying "if a woman wasn't meant to be raped, she wouldn't have a vagina." Animals are eaten against their natural ambitions. However, that's what makes meat so delicious. The point you have to send is quit giving a damn about such inferior quadrupeds (and their delectable offspring). If they weren't s source of food, they wouldn't be cultivated anyways, they would just be wiped out after having their homes destroyed in the name of human expansion (I'm not sharing a room with livestock).
    44. Re:They are unpleasant already by Rei · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Oy, where to start with this one?

      If they are at all awake they will either realize that the whole world is designed around the idea of one thing eating another.

      1) Simply untrue. By your logic, autotrophs don't exist. Unless you call absorbing light, hydrogen sulfide, methane, or whatnot "one thing eating another".
      2) Moral equivalency. You are declaring eating any form of life as equivalent to any other. The ~99%** of people who find the concept of raising humans for meat abhorrent would disagree with you.

      ** -- I did specify 99% because on occasion, I have found people who find nothing wrong with this. Thankfully, they're rare.

      Let's focus a little more on #2. What is so abhorrent about eating other humans to most people? Usually, it's some variant on the destruction of the self. Call it a soul, call it a conscience, self-awareness, whatever you will. Raising a sentient being and deliberately killing them for their meat when you don't need to is generally seen as abhorrent.

      So, what's sentience? One ancient standard is the ability to reflect on one's own thoughts. Well, that standard certainly doesn't hold up as an argument against eating meat now that we know that even rats do that. So what's the cutoff point? Problem solving or reasoning ability? Chimps, depending on the task, often have the reasoning ability of a 4-6 year old. Parrots, 2-6 year old, depending on the task. Pigs, same general range. None of them have anywhere near the sort of *communication* skill that humans have, but communication is hardly a reason not to eat something, now isn't it?

      From my perspective, the simpler the mind, the less of a moral issue there is. Sure, even plants have at least some forms of stimulus response; every cell in existence does. But none of it approaches the complexity in external stimulus-processing as a neural net. A change in light may cause guard cells to open or close a stoma, but you're just looking at a predictable biochemical cascade. That stoma will never, for example, "learn" not to keep opening and closing if you shine a flashlight on and off at it. It is this spark of intelligence in animals, particularly higher animals, that I find tragic to snuff out needlessly.

      In a choice between the life of a pig and a human, which do I side with? The human, undeniably, indisputably, every last time. I don't fault in the least, for example, innuit cultures that traditionally survived on sealing; what choice, exactly, do they have? But in this world, I have all of the choices under the sun. I can choose to eat whatever the heck I want. Having that choice, I eat a vegetarian diet.

      Of course, I know very well that not everyone will agree with me on this. But that's hardly the only reason. Most people have no clue how extreme of an impact eating meat has on the environment. A staggering, mind-boggling big impact. 1/3 of the world's non-ice-covered land is dedicated, directly or indirectly, to growing meat. Despite programs to abate it, we're losing 1,250 square miles of rainforest in Brazil per month to cattle land. Meat growing releases more greenhouse gasses than transportation (and no, we're not just talking about methane from ruminants; the energy aspect is the big portion, since it takes many pounds of grain to produce a pound of meat), plus huge amounts of water pollution (3/4 of the water pollution in the US, for example), as well as breeding antibiotic resistance.

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    45. Re:They are unpleasant already by pragma_x · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I am not a dietitian.

      I know a lot of fat vegans. I don't know how they do it, they must trough all day on their bean and hummus pittas. A lot of the meat eaters are reasonable weights on the other hand.


      That's not all that shocking seeing as how the latest culprits of the "american obesity epidemic" are refined sugar and starch. Second to that are hydrogenated oils, which are made from vegetable products and can be best thought of as a form of "synthetic lard" since it fills the same role in cooking.

      In short: calories and fats with no vitamins and/or minerals (salt doesn't count) are the real culprit here. Hummus and pita on the other hand still has some rudimentary nutritional value to it thanks to the chick peas and olive oil.

      So you can still be a strict vegetarian and develop metabolic syndrome. Odds are your tubby vegan friends are having plenty of doritos and pepsi along with their beans and rice, or think that "corn-on-the-cob, biscuits, rice and potatoes" is a well balanced meal.
    46. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well you could turn into a giant vagina

    47. Re:They are unpleasant already by gnick · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...perhaps the PETA people might want to sponsor some genetic engineering research to allow humans to digest the plant matter that cows can eat that we can't. I actually eat grass all of the time, it just needs to be preprocessed before it's ready for direct consumption. Personally, I run it through a cow, have the butcher extract it once it's ready, and then grill it up and enjoy it. Grass can be delicious when properly prepared.
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    48. Re:They are unpleasant already by The+Great+Pretender · · Score: 1

      we don't kill each other for that same purpose.

      No but then you don't see them f*@king each other over for a goddamn percentage!

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    49. Re:They are unpleasant already by Rei · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Look, even as a vegetarian, I have a lot of big problems with PETA, but that's just ridiculous. You're not destroying a thinking being or causing incredible environmental damage (like eating meat does -- the scale is truly staggering. See my later post for details). Do you think PETA feels that if you surgically remove someone's injured spleen, you're committing some tragedy because you're "killing living animal cells"? Give me a break.

      Kudos to PETA for offering this prize. It's one of the first reasonable things I've ever seen to come out of that organization. I might not even have gone vegetarian had this existed at the time; I would have just switched. Not sure I'd eat vat meat now, as I've grown accustomed to a vegetarian diet and see no reason to switch back, mind you.

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    50. Re:They are unpleasant already by Dunrobin · · Score: 1

      Naturally speaking, killing an animal is no different than killing a fellow human. If you can prove beyond any doubt that a particular species of animal is sentient, I'm sure the rest of us will be happy to remove them from the menu, otherwise that is a completely nonsensical comment.

      If human beings are capable of choosing to not murder each other, why are we not capable of choosing to sustain ourselves without torturing and killing animals? It's called biology; human beings are naturally omnivores. If you don't like it, you'll have to take it up with God or Mother Nature.
    51. Re:They are unpleasant already by Fishead · · Score: 1

      Cows have 4 stomaches designed for a vegetarian diet. I have a single stomach designed for vegetarians!

      The other day, I was home alone tiling my floor which meant I had no stove in the house. I was forced to survive with what I could cook on the bbq. There is a cute little German meat shop a few blocks away where I picked up 2 AA Alberta strip loins about 2.5cm thick (I had to survive for 2 nights with no woman around ;-). I covered both sides of each steak with garlic pepper and allowed them to reach room temperature on my counter before I grilled them to a beautiful juicy rare with perfect grill marks on both sides. Then I like to hold the steak on the side with the fat strip down to sear to a nice crispy brown. That's my desert. Served with an ice cold home-brew stout, it was the best meal I had in a long time.

      If you can grow a strip-loin with perfect texture, perfect amount of sinew and perfect flavor to reproduce the perfect steak? I'll give it a go!

      If I am sitting down to a meal that has no meat in it, I will generally enjoy it until someone says something like "Pretty good, and it doesn't even have any meat in it". I then have to suppress the urge to go to McD's.

    52. Re:They are unpleasant already by aliquis · · Score: 1

      If you consume milk and egg nothing will happen to you. Thought it may be a good idea to make sure you get enough omega3 fat acids (and it would be even if you ate meat.)

      If you are vegan and don't supplement vitamine b12 you may permanently damage your nervous system, so that's not recommended.

    53. Re:They are unpleasant already by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Only if we want them to. There are nothing preventing us from leting animals live for their own sake instead of ours. Thought omnivores seems to have a hard time understanding that.

      Personally I would be more than happy if we didn't killed as many predators and let them manage the vegetarian animals count so we could see more predators in nature (and less vegetarian animals on the roads..)

    54. Re:They are unpleasant already by pragma_x · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Okay, can someone please explain to me w(hy)tf organ, muscle, and connective tissues derived from land animals is called meat, but the same derived from aquatic creatures isn't?


      This largely due to a misinterpretation of western societiey's Christian legacy. I googled around for "fish on friday" and dug up this:

      http://www.answerbag.com/q_view/52049

      The real reason why christians do this is still kind of open for debate.

      In short, it comes down to a old tradition of "abstaining from eating meat during fasting". Somewhere along the line an exception for fish was made. Since fish were okay, one could (falsely) conclude from this tradition that "fish is not meat". IMO the way surf and turf prepare, behave and taste from one another reinforces this.

      As a result, that's the kind of bias injected into the debate, and how strict vs non-strict vegetarians view one another and their meal. Personally, I think it comes down to how "huggable" your would-be lunch is, but that's just me.
    55. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you again refer to the logetivity section, vegetarians have lower mortality rates than meat eaters. Awh, man, I'm so sorry to have to be the one to break this news to you, but at the present time, all human beings of any (every!) class, race, or other arbitrary segregation have exactly the same mortality rate, which is 100%.

      On the upside, now that you know we're all gonna die, you can go back to loving the taste of a well-prepared steak (or juicy hamburger!) knowing that our immortality exists only insofar as we're all just stardust in one form or another...

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    56. Re:They are unpleasant already by Wiseman1024 · · Score: 1

      They kill animals to survive individually or as a closed group (besides mass-murdering them through several means as a species), and they kill humans to survive individually or as a closed group as well, though they rarely do it for nourishment. Nourishment would be a more honourable cause than theft, separatism or hatred though.

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    57. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humans are made out of meat.

      If they weren't intended to be eaten...

    58. Re:They are unpleasant already by Rei · · Score: 3, Informative

      I know a lot of fat vegans. I don't know how they do it

      Silly person, picturing that vegans and vegetarians must just eat a lot of greens or whatnot :) If you don't get enough calories, you don't feel sated, so you eat whatever makes you feel full. Which means enough calories. Which means things that have calories -- carbs, proteins** and fats. That's not just hummus and pitas -- it's pasta, lentils, stir fry, rice, beans, couscous, breads, potatoes, cereals, and on and on and on. I had a bowl of trail nut crunch cereal for breakfast this morning. Last night, I had a red bean jambalaya with bread for dinner. For lunch, I think I had some sort of pasta dish. I eat things like potatoes wedges with carrots and onions covered in olive oil, paprika, garlic, salt and pepper, all roasted until they crisp on the outside; spanish rice burritoes, with black beans, olives, chili powder, lemon juice, salt, pepper, garlic, onion, and whatever else I feel like throwing in; and on, and on, and on. I could recite recipies all day. I'm a vegetarian, not a vegan, but just my list of vegan dishes is quite extensive. And never, after eating them, will you still feel hungry or not have gotten enough calories.

      ** It's a big surprise to a lot of people that the most protein-rich foods are vegetarian, as most people associate "protein" with "meat". Look up the protein stats on, for example, tempeh or gluten. I could give you a big long list of a couple dozen common vegan foods that contain more protein per unit mass than the most protein-rich meats.

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    59. Re:They are unpleasant already by Rei · · Score: 3, Informative

      Awh, man, I'm so sorry to have to be the one to break this news to you, but mortality rate is "a measure of the number of deaths (in general, or due to a specific cause) in some population, scaled to the size of that population, per unit time. Mortality rate is typically expressed in units of deaths per 1000 individuals per year; thus, a mortality rate of 9.5 in a population of 100,000 would mean 950 deaths per year in that entire population."

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    60. Re:They are unpleasant already by LingNoi · · Score: 1

      As a vegetarian it's not about ethics for me. I don't want to eat a corpse.

    61. Re:They are unpleasant already by vajaradakini · · Score: 1

      I can't think of a meat eater I can't keep up with and I can think of several who have much less energy than I do. I'm guessing that your sample size of vegetarians is either small (some vegetarians and vegans really don't eat well) or invented.

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    62. Re:They are unpleasant already by Ucklak · · Score: 0

      Anybody who has an ounce of sense should see what PeTA realy is and stands for.
      If you want to be a voice for animals, there's the ASPCA.
      If you like wild animals, there's the NWF.
      Other than that, the rest are false charities.
      And yes, the Humane Society is a front for PeTA, just a bunch of wackos without common sense.

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    63. Re:They are unpleasant already by aliquis · · Score: 1

      See my http://science.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=529336&cid=23144778

      But in short: No, you don't need to eat supplements compensating for the lack of fish in your diet.

    64. Re:They are unpleasant already by aliquis · · Score: 1

      He don't call himself vegetarian + eat fish, they are both in different sentences:

      "Nobody in my family"
      "so ppl who"

      He never say that he is better of because he eat fish aswell.

      But yes, some people call themself vegetarians even thought they aren't because they eat fish and pultry. They suck.

    65. Re:They are unpleasant already by kellyb9 · · Score: 1

      Agreed - but since we have these social norms now that divorces us from our food supply. Doesn't it seem strange that we ACTUALLY care about these animals? It would seem to me that the old addage "out of sight, out of mind" would apply. I, myself, have toiled in vegetarianism, and personally, I think it's great if they can find an alternative to meat - especially because there will be more alternatives. I mean lets face it, I think most of us can agree that the kind of hardships these animals endure before being butchered is just a bit ridiculous.

    66. Re:They are unpleasant already by street+struttin' · · Score: 1

      Also, life is nature's way of keeping meat fresh.

    67. Re:They are unpleasant already by Belial6 · · Score: 0, Troll

      "Vegetarianism is not dumb or for tree-huggers, it's a very logical position."

      Vegetarianism (when done for moral reasons) is hypocritical and without logic. You don't get to take the high ground on ethics by claiming that you don't kill animals when vegetarians murder TRILLIONS of the most defenseless life forms on the planet DAILY. Your complaint about the horrors of factory farming. Have you seen how they grow plants? It sure isn't free range. Claiming that eating plants is ethically OK and meat is not is like a murderer saying that his killing is OK because he only kills dumb people. No... Your shade of gray is not better than mine.

      "we don't even have room on the planet for the crops to feed all the cattle that would be eaten by 6 billion human beings if humanity followed an american/western diet, and that's not even counting the crops still needed to feed humans the rest of the plant based food they need anyway."

      This is a problem of over population. Period. Over population is not solved by eating plants. It is solved by having fewer babies than deaths. Period. Even if you poorly thought out idea had any validity, it would only be a temporary measure. So, either you are are not clearly thinking things out, or you are intentionally using and invalid argument. Unless, you have some plan on what you plan on eating when the population outstrips the plant production. If you do, lets hear it.

    68. Re:They are unpleasant already by aliquis · · Score: 1

      One doesn't need animal protein, and if one did he would still have a point. So I have no idea why you bring that up.

      Regarding your vegan friend there are no vegetarian source of vitamine b12 which have been shown to threat a deficiency, so to just ignore that fact and don't eat it as supplement may be a very bad idea for him. The body got enough for a couple of years so it takes time before it will hit him, but once it does it may damage him permanently.

    69. Re:They are unpleasant already by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      Naturally speaking, killing an animal is VERY different from killing a human.

      Aim and fire :)

      We kill animals to survive as a species...

      I disagree. We kill animals for profit and individual survival. No one shoots a deer to save the human race. No one slaughters chickens because they're interested in preserving our species. We kill for individual benefit more than that of our species.

      ...we don't kill each other for that same purpose.

      We do kill each other for personal profit and personal survival. We also kill both humans and animals for a wide variety of other reasons ranging from entertainment to trying to better society.

    70. Re:They are unpleasant already by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      "And then there are that simple fact that we don't need to eat them, so why do it?"

      If you believed that not needing to do something meant that you shouldn't do it, you would not have posted that comment.

    71. Re:They are unpleasant already by vajaradakini · · Score: 1

      How does not eating meat result in a diminished quality of life, exactly?

      I eat a much more varied diet than I did when I ate meat, I save a ton of money and I feel great. The only downside is that I have to ask what's in a lot of foods (sometimes meat isn't immediately obvious) and sometimes I have to live off side dishes (this is usually when visiting my family since my parents aren't particularly supportive of my dietary choices). I also don't have to worry about various diseases that can result from improperly cooked meat (or meat that comes from animals with diseases).

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    72. Re:They are unpleasant already by aliquis · · Score: 1

      And ecstacy, heroine and amphetamine wouldn't make you feel so good ..

    73. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And factory farming is far from natural.

      There are very few things that humans do that is natural, when compared to other species. Who's to say the role of humans on this earth isn't to increase meat production by way of factory farming?
    74. Re:They are unpleasant already by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      Aren't you made of meat?


      Yes, which is why large carnivores will try to eat people on occasion.
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    75. Re:They are unpleasant already by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Which is a weak point if we can survive just aswell without killing animals. Most of us don't have to kill them for food.

    76. Re:They are unpleasant already by morari · · Score: 2, Insightful
      You can argue that the food chain exists for that reason, and that might debunk a lot of teenage girls who think that not eating cute critters is a good way of being different among their highschool class. However, the problem that many vegans have is not that animals are consumed, but that they are literally tortured in the modern commercial farm.

      No creature deserves to be cooped up a small cage, kept in filth, injected with cocktails of growth hormones, and then thoughtlessly killed before one another. That's not what the food chain dictates in the least bit. n fact, I believe that if prior to eating, everyone had to personally do that (or even just watch it), that they make think differently as well. This isn't going out into the forest and swiftly killing a single creature now and then. No one quietly gives thanks to the animals that die to keep us going, and then we waste copious amounts of "the product" on top of it.

      If you have to eat meat (which you really don't), then at least buy organic and look for truly free range meat. Don't just take labels at face value, because they are deceptive. Of better yet, raise or hunt for your own food. Not only will it be of better quality, but you'll know exactly what goes into it.

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    77. Re:They are unpleasant already by Belial6 · · Score: 2, Funny

      "Sorry, I just find people who use your kind of logic a bit simple, but I guess if you want to justify your lifestyle and continue stuffing dead animals in your mouth three times a day, backed by completely natural factory farms and a host of ghouls who enjoy working in meat packing plants (I've known a couple of them) then just do it."

      Talk about people being simple. Another vegetarian trying to take the high ground when their kind murders trillions of the most defenseless life forms on the planet, but if you want to justify your lifestyle and continue stuffing dead plants as well as still living victims into your mouth three times a day, backed by completely natural factory farms and a host of ghouls who enjoy working in plant packing plants then just do it.

      Where are you people when the florists open their doors. The poor life forms that are being murdered for that industry are not even being used for food. Ghouls (thats what we are calling people who kill, right?) then put them in their homes and watch them die.

    78. Re:They are unpleasant already by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 5, Informative

      See, fish aren't warm and furry and have big doe eyes. They fail the cuteness test, so it is OK to eat them.

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    79. Re:They are unpleasant already by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      Your first statement is false, therefore the rest of your post is false.

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    80. Re:They are unpleasant already by nostriluu · · Score: 1

      Hah hah, I never could have predicted that.

      You're right, it's better to have a good joke where you don't have to feel guilty, than a useful scale of harm.

    81. Re:They are unpleasant already by notorious+ninja · · Score: 1

      Technically, if you're buying regular meat in an American supermarket, you're not eating grass. You're eating corn, soy, bits of cow and other things ;)

    82. Re:They are unpleasant already by xappax · · Score: 2

      Wackos without common sense, you say? Well I'm for common sense, and I'm against wackos!

      Thanks for breaking the issues down for me, I didn't realize things were so cut and dry!

    83. Re:They are unpleasant already by ClubStew · · Score: 1

      As for your statement that 'there is no meat replacement' surely the whole point of this prize is to grow something in the lab which is nutritionally and taste equivalent to meat? And if they succeed, there *will* be a full 'meat replacement'
      Doubt it. People will cling to real meat sizzling on the grill. And I certainly hope this fate doesn't befall the thousands of farmers making a living. It's bad enough commercial farms are taking over. Haven't enough people lost jobs in this country?
    84. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chips (french fries) cooked in vegetable oil are both fattening and vegetarian.

    85. Re:They are unpleasant already by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      And this shows the problem with the moral argument of vegetarianism. The very people that you are so quick to try to shame, do have a useful scale of harm. They just disagree with where the line is drawn. This makes your whole argument a bunch of blathering with no meaning. Which is is? Is killing inherently wrong or not? Thinking that you are somehow better because your killing is better than meat eaters makes you lose all credibility on the subject.

      While my comment may have been funny, that doesn't mean it isn't true.

    86. Re:They are unpleasant already by dimeglio · · Score: 1

      For one, if you eat a well balanced meal you don't need supplements - see my OP last sentence. Congratulations if you do already. Otherwise, look-up vitamin B12 and DHA deficiency.

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    87. Re:They are unpleasant already by ichigo+2.0 · · Score: 1
      Nonsense? There already have been experiments where meat has been grown in a laboratory without any nervous system, so the technology already exists. What they are offering the prize for is a method of mass producing said meat, which would be a superior solution compared to the situation right now.

      Not all creatures are designed to eat meat. Unfortunately, Humans are not one of those creatures. Rather than this nonsense perhaps the PETA people might want to sponsor some genetic engineering research to allow humans to digest the plant matter that cows can eat that we can't.
      Huh? You seem to be saying that because humans eat meat, we should not develop methods to produce said meat ethically. That does not make sense. You do realize that this isn't some "fake meat" made out of beans or whatever, but real, live animal meat? The only difference to "natural meat" is that it is grown without a nervous system.
    88. Re:They are unpleasant already by archshade · · Score: 1

      I'm not a vegetarian but since I've got to uni ive eaten a lot less meat - mainly cos nice meat is expensive. If anything I'm healthier i know eat meat 1 to 3 times a fortnight and if anything i'm healthier.

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    89. Re:They are unpleasant already by mini+me · · Score: 1

      Doesn't it seem strange that we ACTUALLY care about these animals?

      The entertainment industry has made animals appear human-like which gives people reason to care for them. Since the majority of the population will never set food on a farm and see what things are really like, they assume the portrayal of animals in the media is reality.

      A statistic I would be interested in seeing is how many people who grew up on a farm that raised animals have become vegetarian/vegan later in life.
    90. Re:They are unpleasant already by gnuman99 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Liver stores *6 year supply* of Vitamin B12. And it is not from animal meat but bacteria. Animals just store their own supply and we "eat it" (the supply) while eating the animals. Today, all of the B12 you get at a stores is made from bacteria cultures. And since your body retains lots of it, you don't need to eat the supplement all the time. Just once a week, a month or whatever. You can get those 1000mcg pills and take once a month and never have any problems. That way you'll get more B12 than meat eating people anyway.

      From wikipedia:

      "Vitamin B-12 cannot be made by plants or animals[5] as only bacteria have the enzymes required for its synthesis"

      "The total amount of vitamin B-12 stored in body is about 2,000-5,000 mcg in adults. Around 80% of this is stored in the liver[2]. 0.1 % of this is lost per day by secretions into the gut as not all these secretions are reabsorbed. How fast B-12 levels change depends on the balance between how much B-12 is obtained from the diet, how much is secreted and how much is absorbed. B-12 deficiency may arise in a year if initial stores are low and genetic factors unfavourable or may not appear for decades."

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vitamin_B12

      As a side node, I'm not a vegan. But B12 deficiency takes *years*, and does not happen overnight because you stopped eating meat. Hell, you can eat termites or even dirt with B12 bacteria and you'll get enough B12.

      Freaking FUD about stupid B12.

    91. Re:They are unpleasant already by mini+me · · Score: 1

      And then there are that simple fact that we don't need to eat them, so why do it?

      Why not do it?
    92. Re:They are unpleasant already by xappax · · Score: 1

      Not all creatures are designed to eat meat. Similarly, not all creatures are designed to eat only plants.

      Dude, we're not designed at all. We just exist, and our potential as individuals and as a species is virtually limitless.

      We weren't "designed" to fly through the air, but we found a way to transcend our "design" - and that turned out to be great! It doesn't matter what we evolved to eat in prehistory. In the 21st century we have new ways to eat healthily, and many of them don't involve meat.

      When Christian fundamentalists go off on things for being unnatural, everyone derides them. And yet the idea that vegetarianism "ain't natural" is a convenient excuse trotted out by people who feel a need to rationalize their diet without having to make any changes.
    93. Re:They are unpleasant already by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 1

      Moral equivalency. You are declaring eating any form of life as equivalent to any other. The ~99%** of people who find the concept of raising humans for meat abhorrent would disagree with you.

      ** -- I did specify 99% because on occasion, I have found people who find nothing wrong with this. Thankfully, they're rare.

      Let's focus a little more on #2. What is so abhorrent about eating other humans to most people? Usually, it's some variant on the destruction of the self. Call it a soul, call it a conscience, self-awareness, whatever you will. Raising a sentient being and deliberately killing them for their meat when you don't need to is generally seen as abhorrent.

      So, what's sentience?


      Of course the choice of where to draw the line, of what is ok to eat and what is not, is very vague. There's really not a logically defensible place to put it. For example, you use the ability to learn as a reason to place something in the not edible category. Why? What is so special about the ability to learn that places a thing in the not edible category?

      What to eat and what not to eat is really just a moral choice that each of us needs to make ourselves. There are some consequences to our choices, but otherwise it is all the same. The biggest problem with eating other human beings is that our current society tends to value human life to the point that doing so is a bad plan for your own survival. Consider the popular reaction to Jeffery Dahmer, even the criminals of our society wanted him gone. So, as a matter of personal survival, eating other human beings is a bad plan. Excepting in extreme survival situations, in which case it can be mildly heroic. As was the case with the Andes Flight Disaster

      The problem with trying to place any choice of what is ok to eat and what is not, is that it will inevitably be based on some sort of moral foundation. Unless that moral foundation is universally agreed upon, you may as well be building a castle in the clouds. And that, at it's heart is the problem with this who pro/anti meat eating argument. Neither side really has a leg to stand on.

      In the end, I take the stance that it's up to each of us to decide and we're welcome to it. I think the reason many meat eaters react as the poster above did is that we can feel threatened by the more militant of vegetarians (PETA being a good example). I have no problem with someone who decides not to eat meat, but please, leave my steak alone.

      That said, huzzah for PETA on this. I'll gladly take a cloned steak over a real one, assuming that the taste is close enough. I believe that this is one of the great promises of cloning technology, the ability to make meat, without the need for the farming and killing of animals. Just take a few cells and grow them into whatever muscle based meat you want. Designer meats might even make eating too much meat less unhealthy. And with a bit of work, we might be able to feed those populations who are in places where agriculture has failed.

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    94. Re:They are unpleasant already by john8791 · · Score: 1

      Meat eating causes incredible environmental damage? Controlled hunting greatly benefits the environment and causes less suffering to animals in the long run. Out here, if the white tail deer population is not controlled by hunting, they get diseases from overpopulation as well as causing human deaths from running into cars (of course PETA sees that as a plus). The other benefit is that a lot of the deer meat is donated to food pantries to help the homeless.

    95. Re:They are unpleasant already by nostriluu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is a very real difference between the nervous system and emotional capacity of an animal versus a plant. If you are saying there is no difference, then you are saying we should all exist in a vegetative state, rather than expanding on our nervous system and emotional capacity. I do think it technically diminishes people collectively to permit such mass suffering for unnecessary reasons. But I am not making the ethical argument.

      And when I say unnecessary, I mean animals used to be necessary to ensure adequate food availability, if you had some pigs, goats or chickens wandering around, or herd animals nearby it was good for survival. But it's not required any more, and we've mass produced animal farming so much, people have grown lazy and insist on meat three times a day, without thinking about it. For no reason.

      And there is a very real difference between the environmental costs and impact of animal vs plant farming. But I'm not really emphasizing the environmental impact.

      Many people would be much healthier if they ate less meat. But, as a kind of positivist nihilist, I don't think I'm better. That's your defensive meat-eater's reaction, not my problem, though some hardcore vegans may be making a point that the above reasons are bad for the planet, etc, etc, but it's not my argument.

      As I said, I just find the passive consumption of too much meat to be boring and thoughtless. I doubt it makes any difference in anyone's quality of life, except for some vague feelings of entitlement. I think it's perfectly reasonable to eat meat occasionally, but constantly, c'mon.

    96. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's funny you mention that. Whenever I tell someone I'm a vegetarian, "What supplements do you take?" are among their first questions. My response is of course "none" in which they are shocked.

      There is plenty of food out there besides McD's chicken salads folks ;-)

      If people are to eat meat, I think growing _just_ the meat portion (without the animal) is a grand idea.

    97. Re:They are unpleasant already by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Because we way we threat them aren't that nice and even if we hunt them in the wild there is always that chance that they aren't killed very fast, and even if everything else was ok is it really ok to end their lifes? (Thought one do end the life of vegetables aswell.)

    98. Re:They are unpleasant already by HungSoLow · · Score: 1

      It's not that eating meat is wrong, we're clearly designed to consume flesh - teeth (incisors), eyes (predator) and digestive system all suggest we are at least meant to consume meat. Anyone who says otherwise has a moral axe to grind based on absolute bullshit. However, what I think a lot of vegetarians (myself included) and vegans argue is that the methods we extract meat for consumption is unethical and bad for ourselves and the environment. Meat is not murder, but the way we obtain is downright awful.

    99. Re:They are unpleasant already by Sabz5150 · · Score: 3, Funny

      What's supposed to happen to me if I don't eat meat? You become prey.
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    100. Re:They are unpleasant already by kellyb9 · · Score: 1

      I agree that it has a lot to do with personifying animals, but I think it hardly has anything to do with Hollywood. Most of the civilized world finds eating dogs disgusting, while other countries see no problem with it. Is it really so different? probably not, but these animals are pets in the rest of the world which might be the reason for our hesitation. We see human-like qualities in them.

      But I think you missed my point - Since the majority of people will never see food on a farm, we are thereby divorced from our source of food. Which, in turn, makes me wonder how we can place any kind of personification on any of these animals, or, at least, any more than people who actually worked on farms.

    101. Re:They are unpleasant already by leoinnyc · · Score: 1

      cows haven't eaten grass for a long time. try soy, cheap, government-subsidized corn, sawdust and lots of antibiotics and hormones.

    102. Re:They are unpleasant already by xappax · · Score: 2, Interesting

      OK, let's accept your absurd premise that killing a plant is as bad as killing an animal.

      Meat animals don't just grow themselves magically, they must be fed. And they're fed a lot of plants, for a long time.

      So, when you eat some meat, you're effectively consuming many times that much plant matter, because of all the plants that were killed to feed that meat. Meat is fundamentally a very inefficient kind of food to produce.

      A vegetarian, on the other hand, eats the plant matter directly, thereby requiring the deaths of only a fraction as many plants.

    103. Re:They are unpleasant already by xappax · · Score: 1

      I see what you did there.

    104. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't the point of being vegetarian is to eliminate the consumption of meat, out of respect for all life? So that an animal doesn't have to die to satisfy my hunger. Clearly, I am capable of living just fine on a vegetarian diet. So, why are people constantly harassing those who choose that life style by coming up with stories like this all the time? "Hey, we didnt kill an animal, its replicated from the flesh of an animal, would you like to try some?" You get tired of having to answer the same question over and again. Just leave them alone. They made a choice, in recognizing a painful truth, that we suck on dead animal flesh, much akin to to what was depicted in the Matrix movie. How can we call ourselves civilized, when we keep doing this? Its as barbaric as it can be. How can we look at the Aliens movies and call them evil, when we are doing the exact same thing?

    105. Re:They are unpleasant already by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Agreed. I'm a vegetarian as well, and I too have a strong dislike of PETA. Strawman arguments, no matter how deserving the recipient might be, never do a cause any good. Hell, PETA's love of arguing from logical fallacy is one of the first things I disliked about them!

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    106. Re:They are unpleasant already by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, entomophagy *is* completely natural, and it's a form of "meat" that is far more efficient and productive than cultivating large animals for meat. It's better for the planet, widely practiced around the world, and very tasty by some accounts. I confess that I am fascinated with entomophagy and if presented with a plate full of properly prepared arthropods, would definitely eat them.

      Entomophagy is "bug eating" and while not common in our culture, could provide a lot of high quality protein to a lot of people around the world.

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    107. Re:They are unpleasant already by Ctrl-Z · · Score: 1

      Guys! What you are really talking about (and what is referred to in the Wikipedia article on vegetarianism) is the mortality ratio, not the mortality rate.

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    108. Re:They are unpleasant already by Travelsonic · · Score: 1
      [quote]
      So that an animal doesn't have to die to satisfy my hunger.
      [/quote]

      Not to be a smart-ass, as when stating things like I am about to say it is rather easy, but animals still die for your diet. Millions die in clearing land for, and harvesting food grown on fields/farms. The grey-tailed vole is a species that has seen great population reduction in a large part due to this, and there was a study that suggested that if we were to set off more land for farming/vegetarian food production/etc (tired, as you can tell by my sentence structures), the death toll would rise to something like 1.8 billion/year. If reducing the number of animals killed for your diet is what you hope to achieve, that (to me at least) might make sense, but if you want no animals to die for your diet, then it is but a pipe dream, IMO.

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    109. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also consider slavery and torture to be completely natural. How about you?

      I'm not the person you are pointing this question to, but, yes, they sound pretty natural to me. Arguments can be made that there are moral or ethical issues involved, but they seem like a completely natural part of a developing society.

      Totally unnatural - sending spaceships to the moon, or food cultivation (that habit that creates reliable food sources so you don't need handy scavengers like chickens and pigs, until we mass produced animal farming with buildings full of thousands of creatures packed in shit).

      So, lemme get this straight - our brains evolved to the point that we can explore our world and plant food, but to you, that is not natural?

      Those shows you are watching are highlighting certain aspects of animal existence. How about you go to the zoo and watch how the monkeys act naturally all day, and do a report on how we should be acting. Or look in an aquarium at the natural creatures and tell us how we should be acting, and emulate it yourself.

      Ummm . . . what?? Should we be basing our actions on the moneys in the zoo, you know, in an environment completely controlled by humans? So, you're saying that putting them in the zoo is a good thing then, right? Or, should we be basing our actions on monkeys in the wild? Wait, don't we already do that? I'm lost. What the fuck are you even trying to say??

      Sorry, I just find people who use your kind of logic a bit simple

      I can relate to that.

      . . . but I guess if you want to justify your lifestyle and continue stuffing dead animals in your mouth three times a day, backed by completely natural factory farms and a host of ghouls who enjoy working in meat packing plants (I've known a couple of them) then just do it.

      Calling them ghouls is merely resorting to childish name calling. So if you want to head in that direction then, listen here, you plant murdering fuckface, we don't only eat dead animals, we eat dead plants, too, We just prefer to call it salad. I don't know, I guess it just sounds a little less murderous that way. G'ahead, prove to me that plants don't feel pain.

      Personally (and I know you couldn't care less ;)) I stopped eating meat 8 years ago because I got bored of it. There is a whole world of other foods to explore. I also find the non thinking attitude about food to be disturbing, like I was a beef, chicken, or pork eating automaton.

      You remind me of all those former smokers getting all preachy about how you shouldn't smoke. It was ok for them to do at the time, but as soon as they stop, you never hear the end of it. Hold on a minute . . . you stopped eating meat because you got bored of it, not because you had some sort of ethical epiphany. Then get off your fucking high horse, because I'm not bored of it. So don't mind me, I'm still exploring the world of meat. I'll let you know when I'm done.

      Oh, and if you're so bored with the taste of meat, then why do all you motherfuckers have to try to immitate it? I can't tell you how many recipies I've seen for veggie burgers, vegetarian chili or vegetarian meatloaf. Hmmm, sounds like you're craving something. Meat, perhaps?

      All the potential environmental, ethical and health reasons are just nifty bonuses to me

      Care to list any environmental reasons? I've seen plenty of arguments that can debunk anything I'm betting you would list. So list some. I dare you.

      Then maybe you would care to list some ethical reasons? Yeah, it's kinda hard to justify murdering plants, too. Besides, ethics are a matter of opinion, anyway.

      Well, then surely, you could list some health reasons. Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, if you eat too much red meat, it can lead

    110. Re:They are unpleasant already by nostriluu · · Score: 1

      Ew! Gross!

    111. Re:They are unpleasant already by operagost · · Score: 1

      And pointing at factory farming when the discussion is about meat in general is a straw man argument. Try arguing against Ted Nugent taking down wild game with a bow.

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    112. Re:They are unpleasant already by dissy · · Score: 1

      "Civilized" is an illusion. Culture is making a nice drinking bowl out of your enemy's skull. Civilization is sending someone to prison for it.
    113. Re:They are unpleasant already by Joe+Tie. · · Score: 1

      If one ever needs an example of cognitive dissonance at its finest, arguments about vegetarianism is a great place to look. It's amazing how emotional people get about their food, without even realizing it.

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    114. Re:They are unpleasant already by confusednoise · · Score: 3, Informative

      Are you kidding me? How much of the meat that people eat day to day is from hunting?

      Answer -- an incredibly insignificant amount compared to that which is produced by factory farming...which is responsible for the environmental damaged cited above.

    115. Re:They are unpleasant already by xappax · · Score: 1

      I think you have a useful point there - currently, humans don't even treat some other humans decently, let alone animals.

      You may notice that historically, when one group of humans is targeted for oppression and violence, they'll be often characterized as "sub-human", often equated to some kind of animal. For example, black people were thought of as gorillas or monkeys, Jews as dogs, capitalists as pigs, Tutsis as cockroaches, etc.

      This strategy points to an interesting inconsistency in our ethical system. We feel an instinctive empathy towards animals, often projecting even more human-like qualities than they actually have. This is widely acknowledged. However, we simultaneously assert that these animals - despite evoking feelings of empathy or compassion - are inferior to us and not subject to normal ethical considerations.

      Basically, our ethical system has set up a special category for "creatures which you may feel empathy for, but can still be freely abused and killed". Once this paradigm is established, it's pretty easy to place a particular group of humans in there as well. After all, I'm sure that slave-owners felt an emotional connection to their slaves as sentient beings, but it was understood that just as with horses and cows, torturing and killing them was of course still acceptable.

      Any time a society starts thinking of fellow humans as "sub-human", bad things happen. Perhaps this isn't only a problem with the society, but also with the concept of "sub-humanity" in general.

    116. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the wild, people are meant to be eaten.

      A couple million years ago, we started making tools and weapons, and that really pissed the other predators off. Now in spite of that, the occasional human gets caught by a higher order predator like a brown bear or a mountain lion. There are small parts of India where being a person on foot just lines you up to be a tasty tidbit for a tiger.

      So yeah, humans are made of meat, and they were initially intended to be eaten. Evolution happens.

      I do agree though, that factory farming is not natural. I worked on a large dairy farm through high school, not a factory farm, a family owned farm. You were expected to treat the animals properly because they were worth a lot of money, and happy cows are healthy cows. And happy healthy cows make more milk. No hormones. Not organic, but all natural. No weird stuff in the food, just good quality grain and hay. They raised a small number of beef cattle as well. Again, not organic, but all natural grass fed. No feedlot fattening. The milk (raw, unpasturized) and the meat tasted much better. The milk was collected through sealed pipeline collection with counter flow cooling. It was not a risk to drink.

      Happily, you can buy free range beef in the USA, and cage free eggs as well.

      Ah, and I can't resist, some of my favorite bumper stickers...

      Salad is not food, salad is what food eats.

      I am a second order vegetarian. I only eat animals that eat vegetables.

      Meat. Its not just for breakfast anymore.

    117. Re:They are unpleasant already by operagost · · Score: 1

      It has been illegal to feed animal parts to cows in the USA for many years. It is other countries that allow this, and that is why they have great problems with Mad Cow disease. The only case of this disease ever found in the USA was in a single cow that had been imported (live) from Canada.

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    118. Re:They are unpleasant already by nostriluu · · Score: 1

      I'm not the person you are pointing this question to, but, yes, they sound pretty natural to me. Arguments can be made that there are moral or ethical issues involved, but they seem like a completely natural part of a developing society.

      Yes, they are potential behaviours.

      So, lemme get this straight - our brains evolved to the point that we can explore our world and plant food, but to you, that is not natural?

      It is eminently natural behaviour.

      Ummm . . . what?? Should we be basing our actions on the moneys in the zoo, you know, in an environment completely controlled by humans? So, you're saying that putting them in the zoo is a good thing then, right? Or, should we be basing our actions on monkeys in the wild? [youtube.com] Wait, don't we already do that? I'm lost. What the fuck are you even trying to say??

      I am saying that what someone watches on a nature program is a potential behaviour, and saying it's ok to eat meat 'cause jackals do is a bit pathetic. ;)

      Calling them ghouls is merely resorting to childish name calling. So if you want to head in that direction then, listen here, you plant murdering fuckface, we don't only eat dead animals, we eat dead plants, too, We just prefer to call it salad. I don't know, I guess it just sounds a little less murderous that way. G'ahead, prove to me that plants don't feel pain.

      I'd say "ghouls" is a way of typifying them, but you don't know the people I do. I already addressed the plants vs animal things in another thread.

      You remind me of all those former smokers getting all preachy about how you shouldn't smoke. It was ok for them to do at the time, but as soon as they stop, you never hear the end of it. Hold on a minute . . . you stopped eating meat because you got bored of it, not because you had some sort of ethical epiphany. Then get off your fucking high horse, because I'm not bored of it. So don't mind me, I'm still exploring the world of meat. I'll let you know when I'm done.

      Sorry, I'm not getting preachy, or on a high hourse. I'm talking shit. But you sound like one of those defensive meat eaters who can't stand to let a non meat eater state their opinions on a relevant thread, because it might challenge you.

      Oh, and if you're so bored with the taste of meat, then why do all you motherfuckers have to try to immitate it? I can't tell you how many recipies I've seen for veggie burgers, vegetarian chili or vegetarian meatloaf. Hmmm, sounds like you're craving something. Meat, perhaps?

      I have no idea who you are talking to, but I have no desire to "immitate" it. As I mentioned, I discovered there is a lot of other food than meat, though I admit I occasionally have tofu hot dogs because with mustard and onions it is a sublime combination (I have no idea if I'd still enjoy the flavour of a meat based hot dog at this point).

      People like imitated foods such as tofu hot dogs, etc because they are in a convenient form factor, or because they have inherent associations, or because it makes meat eaters more comfortable hah hah.

      Care to list any environmental reasons? I've seen plenty of arguments that can debunk anything I'm betting you would list. So list some. I dare you.

      Here you are. http://www.google.ca/search?q=environmental+meat - here's one at random, http://www.theglobeandmail.com/servlet/story/RTGAM.20080122.wcomment0123/BNStory/International/home

      I am not going to represent each of the 823,000 odd other results, some of which are no doubt made by frooty loonies (to counterbalance the other opposite point of view), but there are a certain number of well

    119. Re:They are unpleasant already by gorba · · Score: 1

      I'm a bag of mostly water.

    120. Re:They are unpleasant already by Pescar · · Score: 1
      Humans can led long and healthy lives without once eating meat. I know many lifelong vegetarians.

      Using land to rear meat is massively inefficient, producing at most 10% of what plants could. But I love my steak too much to give it up, so this is great news for me.

      Cheaper, conscience friendly meat FTW!!!

      PS, anyone thought of how useful this could be for space colonization, nuclear submarines etc.?

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    121. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many people would be much healthier if they ate less meat. But, as a kind of positivist nihilist, I don't think I'm better. That's your defensive meat-eater's reaction, not my problem Bullshit. Calling meatpackers ghouls and meateaters simple is intended to offend. Let's just say it's my defensive, meat-eater's reaction your offensive, veggie-eating, self-righteous attitude. It is your problem.

      I think it's perfectly reasonable to eat meat occasionally, but constantly, c'mon. Here, let me quick shoot this down for ya:

      I love to eat meat. Wanna know what I have for lunch today? Pierogies. Wanna know what I have for dinner last night? Eggplant parmesan. So don't hand me this shit about how we constantly eat meat. It other words: quit making shit up to suit your purpose!!
    122. Re:They are unpleasant already by axx · · Score: 1

      You seem to be one very assertive person.

      Your argument of killing "the most defenseless form of life on the planet" is not receivable.
      For a start, as you kill plants AND animals, you definitely don't get to have the moral high ground. As I kill less beings than you, your argument would still give me the moral higher ground.
      That is, if it was not a trollish one.

      I talked about killing sentient beings. Demonstrate a salad's fear of impending death and its survival-based reflexes to avoid it.
      Right.

      Simply, plants do not have feelings as we or/as animals do (with varying levels of complexity). They are aware to some extent of their surroundings, but do not have nerves, conscience or pain as far as we know. If they did, well they would be classified in the proper kingdom, namely the animal kingdom. Like us or other mammals or fish.
      But so far they are in another kingdom. Plantae.
      I would not start assimilating different biological kingdoms. Unless you also dismiss evolution? ;)

      As for the space needed for food, maybe I should have worded it differently.
      The current western meat-based, meat-centric diet if adopted by the rest of the World (which it is, China's cow consumption has gone up 150% percent over the past 28 years, source: FAO) is not sustainable given the finite amount of space we dispose of on this planet. "Period."

      Now the issue of overpopulation is a real one, and I agree, it is solved by reducing the number of people on the planet.
      The same way the issue of fading resources is solved by questioning the validty of today's demand, not only by betting everything on the idea that supply should and will adapt.

      The question is not only of reducing the population, it is also of providing decent living for people in the process. So we might as well give ourselves a bigger chance of survival and decent living, properly feeding everyone.

      Now talking about survival, considering that cattle emits more greenhouse gas than all of the world's transport put together.... well, that might be why Rajendra Pachauri, the president of the Expert Group on Climate Change who just got a Nobel price, has publicly asked people to eat less meat.
      Then again, for all I know you might not value the Nobel Price or could be a global warming negationist.

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    123. Re:They are unpleasant already by nostriluu · · Score: 1

      Hey, congrats. But I know plenty of people who insist on eating meat three times a day. Certainly, in conversation one tends to gravitate to extreme examples. But the reality is the average person only "needs" to eat meat a few times a week, if at all, and there is a created need to have it more often, out of some kind of mass image/status thing, that the meat industry is very much in favour of.

    124. Re:They are unpleasant already by hador_nyc · · Score: 1

      eating meat bothers your conscience? really? why?

      either way, i don't argue if we can live without meat, I totally agree, but just because we can doesn't mean we have to. i could live without my Wii, but what kind of life would it be?

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    125. Re:They are unpleasant already by operagost · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure why meat eating has to be passive or thoughtless. I could be just as passive and thoughtless about buying vegetables and fruit, and just get peas, potatoes, and bananas all the time. I don't: I get brussels sprouts, spinach, pomegranates, and kiwi fruit. Likewise, there are many different kinds of animals suitable for human consumption, and many ways of butchering them. Once could eat only wild game if one was turned off by the idea of factory farmed, "boring" meat. Deer, moose, elk, and all kinds of wild-caught fish are available. Obviously, you can season these as you wish. I hope I've done enough to point out the absurdity of your straw-man argument and the elitist attitude that spawned it-- because you're really against passive eating in general.

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    126. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plant murderer! How can you eat plants? Don't you realize that they are alive and you are killing them???? How could you, you barbarian? Only when we stop killing living beings and manufacture all our food from crude oil will we deserve to be called human beings. PLANTS HAVE SOULS TOO!!!

    127. Re:They are unpleasant already by WhoBeDaPlaya · · Score: 1

      Err... hulk smash?

    128. Re:They are unpleasant already by theshowmecanuck · · Score: 1

      So I'm a troll... must have offended some animal rights activist moderators. No sense of humour. Oh well, need to get a ham sandwhich with a roast beef garnish. Maybe I'll have some rabbit stuffed with duck on the side. I'll put the suckling pig on to roast for dinner after that. Mmmmmmmmmmmm!

      These PETA pushers must be Born Again Christians who don't believe in evolution. I believe humans evolved eating meat and other things. In fact I believe in the theory that proto-humans' brains got bigger after they started eating meat and animal fat, and especially after they started cooking it... when the skull didn't have to devote so much room for jaw muscles.

      One of the best sources of thiamine is meat. Now I have to go feed my pet lion some tofu.

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    129. Re:They are unpleasant already by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      I looked it up.

      "Yeah, I heard they caught a couple of animal rights activists trying to start a fire at Macy's but they passed out because they were too weak from only eating vegetables."
      ~ Oscar Wilde on Animal Rights Activists


      I used the Uncyclopedia because everybody knows wikipedia is unreliable. Like, you know, Britannica is flawless and all.

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    130. Re:They are unpleasant already by nostriluu · · Score: 1

      I completely support your point of view. For example, if you live in the country, and the wildlife supports it, it is perfectly reasonable to eat game. And it is smart and thoughtful to buy seasonal and local food, when healthy and practical, with a huge bias toward what one enjoys, if those tastes are developed with an open, thoughtful mind.

    131. Re:They are unpleasant already by mpeskett · · Score: 1

      I suspect the intended metric was actually Life Expectancy, not Mortality Rate.

      However, since a lot of (probably most) vegetarians are people who made a choice during their lives, most likely after reaching adulthood, to become a vegetarian, their life expectancy would be expected to be higher than the population as a whole. It's the same for any group of adults, once you get over the hump of Infant Mortality you can probably expect to live to a decent age.

      There could also be other factors in there... vegetarians I would guess are likely to pay more attention to their health in general, so there could be a correlation between vegetarianism and longevity, but nothing to prove causation.

    132. Re:They are unpleasant already by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      "There is a very real difference between the nervous system and emotional capacity of an animal versus a plant. If you are saying there is no difference, then you are saying we should all exist in a vegetative state, rather than expanding on our nervous system and emotional capacity. I do think it technically diminishes people collectively to permit such mass suffering for unnecessary reasons."

      And there is a very real difference between a human and a cow. To villainize the killing and eating of meat, without acknowledging the evil of killing and eating of plants is hypocritical. All you are doing is making excuses as to why your killing is OK. Most killer do this, so you are not alone.

      "But I am not making the ethical argument."

      You sir, are a liar. Either that, or you don't know what the word "ethical" means, and thus are totally unqualified to take part in the conversation.

      "people have grown lazy and insist on meat three times a day, without thinking about it."

      And this isn't the case with eating plants? Your kidding right?

      "But it's not required any more"
      "For no reason."

      Given that you do things every day for no reason that are not required, it is absolutely hypocritical to use this in an argument that is designed to make others look bad.

      "And there is a very real difference between the environmental costs and impact of animal vs plant farming. But I'm not really emphasizing the environmental impact."

      A short sighted and poorly thought out argument. The environmental impact that is a problem is 100% associated with overpopulation. The same problem will happen with plant farming when the population gets big enough. That makes the whole "environmental impact" argument a red herring being used to try and trick people. It's like telling people they are evil because their car only gets 10 miles to the gallon, but your good because yours gets 12.

      "Many people would be much healthier if they ate less meat. But, as a kind of positivist nihilist, I don't think I'm better."

      You make a statement of fact (which does not mean it is a correct statment of fact). Then claim you don't believe it. Own your words.

      "That's your defensive meat-eater's reaction, not my problem,"

      Strawman. There isn't even a defense of meat-eating in the comment, so you even failed in your attempt at a strawman argument.

      "though some hardcore vegans may be making a point that the above reasons are bad for the planet, etc, etc, but it's not my argument."

      Again... You sir, are a liar. That is your argument. You have been very clear on that. You just don't want to take responsibility for what you say. Own your words.

      "As I said, I just find the passive consumption of too much meat to be boring and thoughtless. I doubt it makes any difference in anyone's quality of life, except for some vague feelings of entitlement."

      The vast majority of people don't think about the food they eat. The act of passive consumption has nothing to do with eating meat or plants. Can you honestly tell me that you have seriously thought about the billion of lives you have snuffed out with your plant eating? Can you really say that you even know where all of your plants are grown? Taking a moral stance because you think something is boring and thoughtless is just stupid. It's like trying to call people evil because they like whittling on their porch.

      "I doubt it makes any difference in anyone's quality of life"

      Then you have not been paying attention to the world around you.

      "except for some vague feelings of entitlement."

      Hypocritical. Do you not feel you have the right to eat your murdered plants?

      "I think it's perfectly reasonable to eat meat occasionally"

      So, after all of the blathering about the evils of meat, you end with saying that it's ok to eat meat? Clearly the rest of your comments were intended to deceive.

      "but constantly, c'mon."

      Really? REALLY???

    133. Re:They are unpleasant already by mpeskett · · Score: 1

      How about you go to the zoo and watch how the monkeys act naturally all day, and do a report on how we should be acting. Or look in an aquarium at the natural creatures and tell us how we should be acting, and emulate it yourself.
      Monkeys in a monkey enclosure and fish in an aquarium are hardly animals in their natural habitat.

      For one thing any fish in a tank will be specifically separated from any type of fish they prey on to prevent them eating each other (because if you put together a nice mix of colourful fish, and 2 piranhas, pretty soon you'd just have 2 piranhas... maybe some baby piranhas, but that's beside the point.

      Monkeys aren't vegetarian either, they'll eat insects and grubs, and small animals when they can get them. Chimpanzees have been observed hunting down and killing smaller monkeys for food and even small scale "war" between rival troops of chimps.

      Re-assess your view of natural, there's a lot more blood in nature than you suggest.
    134. Re:They are unpleasant already by CRCulver · · Score: 1

      That's not what the food chain dictates in the least bit.

      No, but the sheer human population dictates it.

      If you have to eat meat (which you really don't), then at least buy organic and look for truly free range meat.

      That's hardly sustainable.

    135. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The reason I don't eat meat is because of the way food animals are treated while they are alive - not because they are animals. There are plenty of vegetarians who take this stance."

      There are many omnivores who take this same stance. It's possible to eat meat and distinguish between humane and inhumane ways of raising animals. Big agribusiness represents the worst of ways while many small farms show immense respect for their livestock. You can choose the sources of your food.

    136. Re:They are unpleasant already by nostriluu · · Score: 1


      I think it's possible to make one's own choices on one own's value scales, and I think some choices have more impact than others. I respect the vegans with extreme philosophical reasons for their choices and I would objectively say they're doing more for the moral, environmental, health state of the world, but that's not me.

      Being a "positivist nihilist," which of course means nothing, I don't have to debate ethics. These things are probably not going to affect me, though I think they are generally bad.

      I don't think it's possible to really debate ethics, since there is no objective reality. But I certainly do not believe one has to be perfectly "pure" to make any statement or action. There is enough evidence for me to believe overconsumption of meat is bad, even if it may never affect me (especially since I don't eat meat ;) ;) ;)). I admire the person who calls them self a vegetarian but eats chicken sometimes (really, they're a flexitarian), if they can stick to their general plan, they are fulfilling most of an idealistic goal, rather than finding an excuse to not take any action at all.

      I do believe there is a difference between animals and plants, that is greater than the difference between humans and cows, but you are only taking one of of the several reasons why eating less meat may be a perfectly good thing to do. Certainly, some plants may be health or environmentally poor choices, but I am very happy drawing my own ethical lines and nothing you can say on Slashdot will convince me otherwise. ;)

      Our culture comes too much from the particular ideals of debate and "correctness," which has benefited us in many ways, but it does not match reality any more than a math formula can truly describe a moment in time.

      I will try to restate one point, about overproduction of meat. I do think it is dangerous to have mass farms with thousands of animals, and often no real regulation. This has nothing to do with the number of people on the planet, more to do with an over-efficiency tendency. Animals are more complex than plants, and these are mini environmental and biological disasters in the making.

    137. Re:They are unpleasant already by timeOday · · Score: 1

      I wish this work were funded by anybody *but* PETA just so it could get a fair shake. Cattle require an absurd amount of rangeland and calories. Current meat production technology (growing it on animals, that is) is simply not going to scale as the population continues to skyrocket and people worldwide have increased buying power. Also the quality of today's product isn't usually great - perfect tender hunks of meat cost a fortune because the vast majority of meat is sub-prime. The day I have my last ground beef or hotdog and switch over to filet mignon will be fine with me, even if it's from a petri dish. It if it means I can drink from a mountain stream when I go backpacking without fear of being poisoned by cow poop, that's great too. And if it means the recent high grain prices are reversed, all the better.

    138. Re:They are unpleasant already by Jerry+Beasters · · Score: 1

      This isn't a simple biological fact. I haven't eaten meat for over 6 years. What's supposed to happen to me if I don't eat meat? I don't take supplements either. Then you're unhealthy. It's that simple. No matter how good you think you feel/look (and let me tell you vegans never look remotely healthy) you are not getting a large amount of needed nutrition.
    139. Re:They are unpleasant already by nostriluu · · Score: 1

      What I was referring to about monkeys is their lewd sexual behaviour... And fish, living in water! I've addressed this in other posts, but basically we have a spectrum of choices to make, I do not find the fact that jackals eat carcasses on the discovery channel to be a particularly compelling argument.

    140. Re:They are unpleasant already by Jerry+Beasters · · Score: 0, Troll

      There is no ethical argument against any farmed meat. The fact is humanity would not exist had we not eventually begun eating meat. People don't just get to change what millions of years of evolution has determined is a proper human diet.

    141. Re:They are unpleasant already by eu_virtual · · Score: 1

      All good points, except they are not. Do you really think we invented vegetarianism between 50 and 100 years ago? Do some research. There were Greeks practising it because of the same reasons we do today. Lots of societies practised vegetarianism, mainly for religion reasons yes (Hey, you don't want to eat your reincarnated grandpa, do you?), but it's still because of the idea other animals deserve respect too. Just as disclaimer, I'm not vegetarian... Now excuse me while I go eat my stake for dinner.

    142. Re:They are unpleasant already by Jerry+Beasters · · Score: 1

      We're animals. Animals eat dead things, deal with it.

    143. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are NO problems with the vegan diet, it's the NATURAL diet of human beings.
      Please try to look at this rationally and objectively: humans most certainl are NOT supposed to suck milk from cow's udders, or any other animals' udders, are they? We are mammals just like all other mammals, and we're supposed to drink HUMAN milk (our mother's) until we're two or three years old, and that's IT, over with.
      We are also not supposed to eat eggs - how many human beings do you know who are over fifty who could climb a tree and get a bird's egg from a nest? And how many human beings do you know who would happily eat that same egg if it had a growing baby chick embryo inside it?
      Finally, 99.9% of human beings have no chance in hell of ever catching their prey with their bare hands and killing it with their hands and teeth. Anybody who CAN do such a thing would quite rightly be regarded a psychopath.

      Now that that's all cleared up, are you ready to question the lies that our sick society has told you about the 'necessity' of animal products? Are you ready to face the hell on earth that all the ANIMALS have to face because most people would literally rather DIE than question the bullshit they've been taught is 'right'?

      Meat doesn't 'taste good' either. That's why we always cook it, and ADD other non-meat products to it, to actually make it nice. Why do McDonald's burgers always come with a bun with umpteen different vegetables, sauces, etc.? Because the bare beefburger simply doesn't taste that great...

    144. Re:They are unpleasant already by acheron12 · · Score: 1

      However, one of my colleagues who is vegan says that you don't need supplements; there are specific types of nuts and stuff which contain the relevant nutrients. He seems perfectly healthy. "The current nutritional consensus is that no plant foods can be relied on as a safe source of vitamin B12." - The Vegetarian Society.
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    145. Re:They are unpleasant already by Jerry+Beasters · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but you don't get to "eliminate the consumption of meat." Who the fuck do you think you are on your high horse? Guess what, every organism lives off of another. It's the circle of life. You might not like it, but that doesn't change it. You can easily respect life while also taking it when necessary for your own survival. They weren't as perfect as some like to believe, but it's true that the Native Americans were proof that you can take life to survive while still having a deep respect for it.

    146. Re:They are unpleasant already by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 1

      That's an absolutely fascinating reaction. Did you know that bug eating is very very common throughout the world? I can understand your aversion to the concept, as I was raised in the USA as you may also have been. But at the same time, on a purely intellectual basis, would the idea of using insects to supply high quality protein to a world that is starving and suffering from high food prices be something to consider?

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    147. Re:They are unpleasant already by Jerry+Beasters · · Score: 1

      Mod up for deliciousness.

    148. Re:They are unpleasant already by nostriluu · · Score: 1

      Well, a lot of people already eat insect parts in the form of cochineal extract or carmine. And there's really not much of a difference between insects and shrimp, except insects are well, eww, gross. It could be a good way to keep the cockroaches at bay, though.

    149. Re:They are unpleasant already by Jerry+Beasters · · Score: 1

      Stop spreading this bullshit. They are hardly pumped up with antibiotics and hormones if you actually look at the facts.

    150. Re:They are unpleasant already by ksd1337 · · Score: 0

      I am a vegetarian myself (born and raised as one), and I stay as one because I don't need to eat animals. I feel healthy and happy as one. Just because we can do something doesn't mean we should do it. We don't need to eat animals, but because of selfishness, we continue to do so.

    151. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I apologize in advance for any typos or poor grammar. While I'm never perfect with it anyway, I usually pay much closer attention to it. So, real quick, because I don't have much time:

      In your first post, you state that sending rockets to the moon or cultivating food is unnatural. In your reply, you state that exploring our world and planting food is eminently natural. Don't contradict yourself. which is it?

      I agree that saying it is ok to eat meat because jackals do is pathetic. However, no one is saying that. We are saying that we evolved in the same way they did. We are saying that we do it, just like jackals do, not because they do.

      Based on the small selection of people you know, you're going to typify all meatpackers as ghouls. Hmmm, I suppose, since you love stereotyping so much, that all black people love fried chicken and watermelon, huh? Thanks, but I'll stick with my original evaluation - that you're attempting to offend with childish name calling.

      You say you've addressed the plant vs. animal things in another thread. Well I checked. I haven't seen any proof that plants don't feel pain. So in my eyes, you're just as ruthless with your murder as I am with mine.

      Non meat-eaters can have any opinion they want. Just don't try to shove it down my throat. And I'm certainly not afraid of you challenging me, because you can't. If you would step back, open your mind and think philosophically about it, you don't have a fucking argument.

      People like immitated food because it's in a convenient form factor? Again WTF is that supposed to mean. I happen to love tofu with sesame oil and soy sauce. How does forming it into a hot-dog shape, putting it on baked dead plant matter, adding chopped/diced dead plant matter, with dead-plant matter sauce make it convenient? I guess what I'm saying is: what is the inconvenient form of a tofu hot-dog? I certainly could cube a block of tofu and pour sesame oil and soy sauce over it, quicker than you could cook up a few glue-dogs. You know why I call them that? - Because I've tasted them. It still sounds to me like you're doing it because you're craving meat. And why would it make me more comfortable to see you eat it? I'm supposed to know, by looking at it, that it's geniune-immitation meat? They look pretty convincing; they taste like shit.

      Geez, a Google search does not, an argument, make. Shit, if that's all it's takes, then I hereby debunk your argument with mine.

      Yes, there are different scales to live by. Live and let live, I always say. But then again, I don't have to tell you that, because You don't see me trying to push you back into an omnivorous diet, do you? So you know what? - Don't resort to childish name calling by telling me I'm simple, pathetic or ghoulish because I eat meat, you just might get a defensive meat-eaters reaction to it.

      Is it simplistic to say that peanuts cause cancer? Or are you just saying that because I shot down your argument with such ease? How is that a strawman? Do you know what a strawman is? For a homework assignment, I'd like you to:

      1) Explain which is worse, heart disease, or cancer,
      2) Define the term strawman.
      3) Explain why you think my peanut argument is a strawman.

      Because from my point of view, eating a food that can cause heart disease is pretty similar to eating a food that can cause cancer. I happen to love them both though, so I won't be giving either one up. I guess I'll just have to limit the amount I eat. You know, for health reasons.

    152. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Towel-heads don't count. We are talking about "civilized" societies. That means eating meat, dumbass.

    153. Re:They are unpleasant already by t0rkm3 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Problem is that although the bio-availability of soy is 100 (equal to egg) the ratio of amino acids lead to an imbalance in your blood amino acid profile which decreases overall protein synthesis and increase waste load on the kidneys.

      For those of us that are serious athletes (even as a hobby) the dietary inefficiency and possible consequences of refined plant proteins (the only sort of plant protein that gets close to a protein per pound ratio of meat) is too great.

      I personally consume over 600grams of protein per day, mostly from meats. I also consume 6 cups of spinach, 6cups of brocolli, 1 cup of pumpkin seeds, 1 cup of walnuts, 1 cup milled flaxseed. I will mix in kale, mustard greens, collard greens on low-carb days. Pumpkin, sweet potato, apples, or berries on high-carb days.

      So, now, tell me how, without resorting to a highly processed food powder, do I get that much protein without going over 70 grams of carbs per day?

      You can't do it on a vegetarian diet.

      So, if you're carbohydrate intolerant, as northern europeans tend to be, or if you tend toward zinc deficiency (very common in athletes) or EFA deficiency, vegetarian diets can be detrimental to your health. There are non-meat sources of the above nutrients but they tend to be less well absorbed than the animal versions of the same.

      Also you may want to note that the more intelligent a primate gets the more efficient it becomes at obtaining animal protein sources, this is shown by homo habilis, homo erectus, and the chimpanzee. Gorilla's our large and folivorous/frugivorous buddies have the benefit of more durable teeth and a longer digestive system with more varied intestinal flora to allow them to meet their caloric needs on a restricted diet.

      For the average sedentary individual the vegetarian diet will probably be beneficial in that the increased fiber consumption will increase satiety which in turn will decrease 'empty' calorie consumption. This in turn will lead to a loss or stabilization in bodymass.

      When you eat meat, I encourage you to stick to game, and grass-finished meat as much as possible. If you are an athlete, embrace vegetarianism at your own risk.

    154. Re:They are unpleasant already by t0rkm3 · · Score: 1

      Another factor would be unintended calorie restriction caused by the increased satiety of a high fiber diet, or the gastric bloating/distention for some vegetable protein intolerant people.

    155. Re:They are unpleasant already by blakestah · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Factory farming is a natural progression of human culture. We analyze our problems (steak is expensive and difficult to provide on a larger scale). We engineer and deploy solutions (farming).

      Without agriculture, humans would never have developped any modern science. Only scientific applications to agriculture freed up enough cultural labor to apply science outside the realm of feeding everyone.

      We ate meat before agriculture, and we eat meat now. And every last one of the vegans posting here (and even Ingrid Newkirk and Alex Pacheco too) would also eat meat if it were a choice between starving or eating meat.

      Is factory farming so morally bankrupt that it cannot be a part of our culture without inordinate cruelty? What if the cows lived as nice a life as any cow could live. Free from predation, largely free from disease, but they still existed to be humanely euthanized at a slaughter house and for food and non-food products for humans? Would it be OK then?

      The real issue with stances PETA takes is that they completely ignore the fact that only because of the success of agricultural science do we have a world in which tens of millions of dollars a year are donated to corporate campaign activists who seek to attack the very science that created the world in which they protest.

    156. Re:They are unpleasant already by Pescar · · Score: 1
      Well i read somewhere if all meat producing land converted to growing crops, it would end world hunger. I doubt that's exactly true, but it's still enough to warrant meat-in-a-vat in my opinion.

      BTW, I could live without meat, but what kind of life would it be? ;)

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    157. Re:They are unpleasant already by jacksonj04 · · Score: 1

      Correlation != causation. You may be walking to class more, or less able to afford 'junk' foods and as a result eating more of the cheaper pulses, pasta, vegetables, fruit etc.

      By saying 'nice meat' it sounds like you're willing to cook yourself decent food, and hence are able to knock up something worth eating for a sensible price on your own rather than resorting to cheap microwave meals all the time.

      As with all things I reckon it's in the balance. Nothing but meat every meal, every day is going to wreak havoc with your health. Same as if all you ate was nothing but vegetables every meal.

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    158. Re:They are unpleasant already by t0rkm3 · · Score: 1

      Not true.

      The EPA/DHA levels of grass finished beef are 2:1 which is almost the same as salmon. Also grass finished beef contain more minerals and less heavy metals than fish. Lean beef also has a lower fat content than salmon.

      Eat more beef!

    159. Re:They are unpleasant already by inicom · · Score: 2, Informative

      PETA != Vegan

      Why do people confuse these? PETA is an animal rights group. Vegans are non-animal-eating people. Some Vegans are PETA members. Some PETA members are Vegans. Some Vegans are Republicans too.

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    160. Re:They are unpleasant already by nostriluu · · Score: 1

      In your first post, you state that sending rockets to the moon or cultivating food is unnatural. In your reply, you state that exploring our world and planting food is eminently natural. Don't contradict yourself. which is it?


      My point was that one nature program of a cheetah chasing gazelles is not the extent of potential behaviours, and in fact we are not bound by what happens on a nature program, we have choices. I'm assuming that most people got this because I received a good rating for that post.

      Based on the small selection of people you know, you're going to typify all meatpackers as ghouls.


      I will agree that my choice of words was a bit flippant, based on my distasteful experience of knowing people who worked in a meat packing plant and enjoyed it, and one week's employment of stuffing chickens in cages when young. If I were writing an essay on this topic I wouldn't use it.

      You say you've addressed the plant vs. animal things in another thread. Well I checked. I haven't seen any proof that plants don't feel pain. So in my eyes, you're just as ruthless with your murder as I am with mine.


      I addressed it to my satisfaction. It is my personal opinion that for many reasons, animal consumption is an entirely different level than plant consumption (and I have never and would never use the word "murder").

      People like immitated food because it's in a convenient form factor? Again WTF is that supposed to mean.


      Try putting tofu on a barbeque or sandwich. Doesn't work very well. Food forms evolve for a reason, meat content or not.

      Geez, a Google search does not, an argument, make.


      My point was I was not going to restate all the many reasoned (and irrational ;)) discussions on the topic.

      Is it simplistic to say that peanuts cause cancer? Or are you just saying that because I shot down your argument with such ease? How is that a strawman? Do you know what a strawman is?


      Cancer from peanuts is very likely on a very different scale than health issues from massive meat consumption. If it were known to be a predominant danger, I would certainly advise people to avoid eating peanuts.

    161. Re:They are unpleasant already by inicom · · Score: 1

      But fried potatoes are one of the basic food groups.

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    162. Re:They are unpleasant already by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      Not all creatures are designed to eat meat. Similarly, not all creatures are designed to eat only plants.

      Yes, they're called omnivores, which is what we are. d:

      Cows would live a lot longer if they weren't made of steaks and leather.

    163. Re:They are unpleasant already by Binestar · · Score: 1

      Why not try some Gagh then?

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    164. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enjoy your osteoporosis and anemia

    165. Re:They are unpleasant already by inicom · · Score: 1

      One of the problems is that many people who loosly consider themselves vegetarian (particularly in the UK, it appears) do so on the basis of not eating some *subset* of animal products (e.g., red meat, but still eat chicken, or "meat" but still eat fish, eggs, and dairy).

      Given that the costs of factory farming are rising and viability decreasing (witness increased antibiotic & hormone use to get them to harvestable size before death), and commercial fishing will reportedly collapse with 50 years due to overfishing, you're all going to be vegetarians to some degree.

      Get used to it.

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    166. Re:They are unpleasant already by leoinnyc · · Score: 1

      Ok. Well then global-warming inducing, rainforest-destroying, economically-predatory mass torture and slaughter will have to be reason enough.

    167. Re:They are unpleasant already by Sabz5150 · · Score: 1

      Then you're unhealthy. It's that simple. No matter how good you think you feel/look (and let me tell you vegans never look remotely healthy) you are not getting a large amount of needed nutrition. Sshhhhh... it makes them easier for us predators to catch.
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    168. Re:They are unpleasant already by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      ...are ya stupid? Because really, if you had done ANY kind of biological research on humans (our teeth aren't sharp for cutting through leaves), you'd realize that we're omnivores.

      We may not kill an animal, but if one dies, it's pretty easy to scavenge. And it doesn't take a rocket scientist to throw a rock at a rabbit. We do have a much more protein rich diet nowdays, but look where that's gotten us: we're healthier, stronger and live longer than ever before.

      There is no "hell on earth" that animals have to face. Heck, they live NICER lives a lot of times if we're not talking about cramped feedlots. They don't have to worry about predators attacking their young, moving constantly to find food, any of the trials of actually living in the wild.

      You live in a fantasy land. Please, get your head out of your ass before you post again. You're only making yourself look stupid.

      P.S. - raw meat DOES taste good. Many people (like me) enjoy their steak rare, and have an affinity for sushi and such. The main reason we cook meat is because it can harbor unhealthy bacteria and such, or in the case of pork things like trichinosis.

    169. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From a statistical standpoint, the "extreme example" you're gravitating towards is such a small sample that it doesn't accurately reflect the population. Bad statistics make for bad decisions. Go take a statistics class and figure out what I mean. You're only using that population because it skews the results in your favor. You gotta play on a level field.

      And, yes, I do agree - the average person doesn't "need" to eat meat. I don't "need" to drink beer either. But guess what? - that's still not a reason I shouldn't. You gotta remember one thing, meat tastes like murder, and murder tastes pretty damn good. Silly me, I'm preaching to the choir - I guess plants taste like murder, too.

      So, you know plenty of people that just gotta have meat three times a day? I know one - my dad. (My mom keeps him in check, though, since she does most of the cooking) So, how many does plenty equal? Or, are you just skewing more statistics in your favor by taking an ureasonably small sample of the population? You sure do love stereotyping, don'tcha?

    170. Re:They are unpleasant already by xero314 · · Score: 1

      Aren't you made of meat? Also not all creatures are designed to eat meat. And factory farming is far from natural. Yes, humans are made of meat, but they also have no know natural predator. The only animal that would come close are other humans but as is is well known eating flesh of your own species is the cause of many diseases, specifically neurological disorders caused by eating nervous tissue of your own species.

      It's also true that not all creatures are designed to eat meat, but humans are.

      Lastly factory farming is as natural as apes using sticks to dig out termites. Part of human nature is the ability to create and use tools. This is what separates us from most of the animal kingdom. We are able to hunt, kill and eat animals that are physically superior to use because we can create tools and work collectively. And factory farming is certainly more natural than synthetically replicating animal matter.

      If you chose not to eat meat then I am totally cool with that, but please do not try to use some unfounded moral high ground as your justification.
    171. Re:They are unpleasant already by crayz · · Score: 1

      I can't upmod you any more, but just wanted to say thanks - that's one of the best comments I've ever seen on /.

    172. Re:They are unpleasant already by nostriluu · · Score: 1

      Every person I knew who worked in a meat packing plant enjoyed it. That's my sample. I doubt it's particularly representative, but I still consider the occupation to be "ghoulish."

      As for "needing" to eat meet, I've said a couple of times, here and in other posts, I don't think it's unreasonable to eat meat occasionally, depending on circumstances, which is generally a more natural diet (and yes, I know about tribes that almost exclusively meat) but we don't need to, and therefore it's easy to get into overconsumption.

      Finally, yes, plenty of people who eat meat three times a day. Bacon or sausage in the morning, beef or chicken or pork something for lunch, bacon or sausage or pork something for dinner. I'd say at least half the population eats that way, moreso for breakfast on the weekend, but certainly so for lunch and dinner every single day.

    173. Re:They are unpleasant already by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 1
      > If they are at all awake they will either realize that the whole world is designed around the idea of one thing eating another.

      Can we start with eating you?

      Do we outlaw aircraft for violating the laws of gravity, or encourage people to make themselves sick because disease is a fact of nature, or promote gang rape because dolphins do it, or outlaw television because it doesn't occur in nature? I don't look to what happens in nature to tell me what is right or wrong. Do you?

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    174. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they are at all awake they will either realize that the whole world is designed around the idea of one thing eating another.


      I'm certainly awake enough to realize your argument is dangerously close to the Two Wrongs Make a Right fallacy. Besides you are totally missing the point. Meat isn't murder, it's mental suicide. Speaking of being awake, I was an ovo-lacto vegetarian for about a year after the British BSE scandal, and trust me, apart from maybe reducing one's risk of a spongiforming brain or contracting the latest multi-resistant strain of flesh-eating bacteria, it's pointless, you could just as well clog your mind and veins with meat. Only since I stopped eating animal produce altogether do I actually notice what is going on around me.
    175. Re:They are unpleasant already by morethanapapercert · · Score: 1

      While we're on the subject of fictional food stuffs and the whole healthy/environmentally sound/morally defensible food concept: I've often wondered how the more uhm, *strident* voiced animal rights or morality based anti meat and fur folks would deal with animals built from the genes up to be food, in fact creatures that are content or even eager to *be* food. e.g. Bandersnatchii Schmoon or the Ameglian Major Cow

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    176. Re:They are unpleasant already by zsau · · Score: 1

      I haven't had time to read your awfully long post just yet, so I apologise if you counter these points later on...

      None of them have anywhere near the sort of *communication* skill that humans have, but communication is hardly a reason not to eat something, now isn't it?

      Why not? A person can tell me he doesn't want to be eaten. All a pig can do, is play back a canned response to try and stop me from killing it. But it shows no evidence of understanding the significance of beyond that. Now, some people can't tell me they don't want to be eaten, and some people will tell me they do want to be eaten. It's still a problem to eat those people. In the first case, the can't tell me only because of some disability, but I can project my feeling on to them quite readily. I feel empathy towards them; but I have no basis for feeling the same sort of empathy towards an animal other than my own incapacity to imagine different sorts of beings (which I can do, and thus don't feel empathy towards the pig). In the second case, the human is simply deluded and not thinking properly. They should see a shrink, rather than a butcher.

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    177. Re:They are unpleasant already by 0123456789 · · Score: 1

      ...are ya stupid? Because really, if you had done ANY kind of biological research on humans (our teeth aren't sharp for cutting through leaves)


      Excuse me? Quick experiment for you (my favourite kind of research): Open your fridge, and find the lettuce. Tear a leaf from the lettuce. Bite it. Did your teeth go through it? If not, I strongly suggest you find a dentist...

    178. Re:They are unpleasant already by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "Last night, I had a red bean jambalaya with bread for dinner."

      I'm sorry...red beans and jambalaya...just are NOT done right if they don't have some andouille sausage in it....and also it needs to be made with meat stocks, that's where the flavor of the dishes come from as a base.

      I know...I live down here where dishes like that originated...

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    179. Re:They are unpleasant already by Rei · · Score: 1

      I feel empathy towards them; but I have no basis for feeling the same sort of empathy towards an animal other than my own incapacity to imagine different sorts of beings

      Even when studies show them as having the same reasoning ability as children? Pigs, for example, are tough to train because of metacognition. An example that comes to mind off the top of my head is a person who was training their pig to drop a ball in a "hoop" (a ring of plastic on the ground). The pig learned it, and was getting rewarded, but got tired of having to push the ball around, and instead began to pick up the hoop and put it over the ball. I.e., it wasn't just repeating the task; it understood the goal, the "win condition", and decided to replicate it in a way that it found easier rather than the way it was tought to.

      Now, that said, not all animal intelligence is equal. I think it's pretty indisputable that pigs, for example, are far smarter than chickens. And I've never seen any evidence that, say, clams have more than a shred of "intelligence" to them. But "ability to communicate with humans" seems a pretty poor measure of intelligence irregardless.

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    180. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So all the people suffering from these issues are non-meat eaters?

    181. Re:They are unpleasant already by ozbird · · Score: 1

      Aren't you made of meat?

      New from PETA marketing: long-pig, the other, other white meat. (No animals were harmed in the making of this product.)

    182. Re:They are unpleasant already by blahtree · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but that's bullshit. There's no way you need 600g of protein a day, regardless of what kind of athlete you are.

      Look up Scott Jurek sometime. He's a vegan ultradistance runner and completely dominates 100 mile trail running races. He seems to be doing just fine.

      Have fun with your kidney stones.

    183. Re:They are unpleasant already by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      I know the parent might come across as flamebait/flame to some, but I have to say: I have absolutely no problem with eating meat, but I DO have a problem with many current food production methods -- mostly meat related, but also those used for corn and soy. I say: if you want to go hunt/grow your own food, if the land can sustain you, go ahead. Just don't try to get me to eat force-grown meat and veggies. They tend to be missing most of the nutrients we're trying to get from them, and instead contain a whole bunch of chemicals whose effects on our bodies aren't adequately analyzed.

    184. Re:They are unpleasant already by blahtree · · Score: 1

      Since you seem to know something about the subject, do you have any good tempeh recipes? I've never managed to find a way to cook it that I've liked. I want to like tempeh, but it's always come across a bit heavy.

    185. Re:They are unpleasant already by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "So, if you're carbohydrate intolerant..."

      Can you elaborate more on what this is? I've heard of things like lactose intolerance, but, never carb. intolerance....

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    186. Re:They are unpleasant already by cayenne8 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I dunno. I've been a vagitarian for years. Plenty of protein....a seafood diet of sorts.

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    187. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      How does not eating meat result in a diminished quality of life, exactly? Savouring the experience of eating a perfectly cooked eye-of-round, filet mignon, prime rib, rack of lamb or similiar choice cut of meat (with appropriate garnishes and sides!) is an experience as close to nirvana as anything on earth barring REALLY good sex.

      No matter how else you may be enjoying your life, willfully depriving yourself of the inherent joie-de-vivre of such opportunities thusly dimishes your life experience accordingly...

      -AC
    188. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they will either realize that the whole world is designed around the idea of one thing eating another. intelligently designed?

      Remember if they weren't intended to be eaten they wouldn't have been made out of meat! lol, homer
    189. Re:They are unpleasant already by Rei · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I personally consume over 600grams of protein per day

      Are you trying to destroy your kidneys, or is this just a side effect of some other goal? That's an obscene amount of protein, even for bodybuilding. Whatever happened to "1 gram per pound"? If you're eating that much protein, you're getting your calories from protein. Which means huge levels of amino acids to be broken down. Amine groups contain nitrogen, which must be excreted as urea. This is hard on your kidneys. ~200g is shown to only be damaging to your kidneys if there are preexisting problems, but that's three times that already "high" number. You probably have ketoacidosis, too. With that mostly coming from meat, I can't imagine your cholesterol and saturated fat intake.

      So, now, tell me how, without resorting to a highly processed food powder, do I get that much protein without going over 70 grams of carbs per day?

      Off the top of my head, gluten would do it. Most pollens would as well. But again, are you trying to destroy your kidneys? Or, for that matter, your bones? Your blood vessels and heart? Trying to get colon cancer, perhaps? That is simply not healthy.

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    190. Re:They are unpleasant already by vajaradakini · · Score: 1

      Oh honey, if you compare eating meat to good sex, you've clearly never been laid properly.

      You know what decisions I've made that deprive me of joie de vivre (as you've put it)? I don't go to orgies, I don't eat chocolate 24/7, I don't pay out the nose and go out of my way for the best chocolates in the world, I don't own a car, I haven't moved French Polynesia, I haven't moved somewhere with excellent surfing conditions, I haven't spent every last penny exploring the globe... there are many things that would probably make me happier than my current station in life. Eating meat isn't one of them.

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    191. Re:They are unpleasant already by Rei · · Score: 1

      Personally, I cube it fairly small and stir fry it. Never tried it in anything else, but we eat a lot of stir fry here. Stir frying also gives me a chance to experiment with different oils -- peanut oil, sesame oil, hemp oil, etc.

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    192. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      Pretty retarded point:
      1. no lettuce in my fridge, but I do have a kielbassa, turns out my teeth cut that pretty well too..
      2. if I did have some lettuce, I could cut it with a steak-knife too, still nothing proved...
      3. neither my analogy nor yours are appropriate comparisons, for an equally pointless analogy, try cutting a steak using a rolling pin...


      In any event, neither your statement, nor mine are valid comparisons for the purposes of determining voracity (dunno if that's really a word). Instead, you should compare actual herbivore teeth with those of humans and you will find that, compared to our own, they tend away from sharpness and toward large, rough, crushing and grinding surfaces. Comparing our teeth with carnivores' teeth, on the other hand, you will find that theirs tend more towards sharpness and have surfaces designed for cutting, piercing and tearing.

      Not surprisingly, our teeth tend to have "a little from Column A and a little from Column B", but, since our teeth need to be able to perform both functions we are not as well developed towards either end of the spectrum -- as with most compromises, we don't do either one as well as the critters who've become specialised in such things.

      So yes, our sharp teeth CAN cut through lettuce just as you can use a steak-knife to cut-through lettuce, but saying that does nothing to aid our understanding of our ability to make digestive use of said plant-matter.

      Cellulose is a tough fibrous material that needs to be thoroughly ground and enzymatically processed in order for nutritional gain to be had from it and we lack the digestive tract to accomplish this feat. (Cellulose is more commonly known as "dietary fibre" in food products and in humans, is passes through the digestive tract essentially unscathed.) In fact, it turns out, when you look at it, that our dietary tract has elements slightly in common with some herbivores, and also with some carnivores, which is perfectly in-tune with what you'd expect from a creature designed to be a little of both.

      Did you know that pigs/hogs are considered exemplars for omnivorous characteristics, and that in archeological digs, broken human teeth and broken pig teeth are the ones most often confused with eachother? If we're "naturally" herbivourous why do you suppose that is?

      Early humans and proto-humans (and chimpanzees!) evolved to be able to utilise whatever food sources presented themselves. Before we were hunters, and long before we were gatherers (by which I mean agriculturalists), we were opportunists and that made us survivors, and also, Omnivores.

      Try adding a little reality to your life, you never know, you might like it.

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    193. Re:They are unpleasant already by Chosen+Reject · · Score: 1

      There are NO problems with the vegan diet, it's the NATURAL diet of human beings.

      Probably so, but it is also natural for humans to eat meat. So either route is perfectly acceptable.

      Please try to look at this rationally and objectively

      Yes, let's do that shall we?

      humans most certainl are NOT supposed to suck milk from cow's udders, or any other animals' udders, are they?

      No, that's why we milk the cows first, then drink the milk. But seriously, who says we are not supposed to? It's not poisonous to us, in general human bodies can tolerate it, and a rather large percentage of mankind for thousands of years enjoys it. What isn't natural about that? It's no more unnatural than taking cereal grains and making flour. Who says we are supposed to be eating the leaves off of plants? Are we supposed to be eating roots?

      We are mammals just like all other mammals, and we're supposed to drink HUMAN milk (our mother's) until we're two or three years old, and that's IT, over with.

      Who says it's only for a couple of years. I'm pretty sure that is what society dictates. There are people who don't nurse, and there are people who nurse until much later than 3 years old. Yes, it's hard on the mother to do that, and is certainly not necessary, but then, it's not necessary to do it 2-3 years either. In either case, just because our human female mammals produce milk, I don't see that as any reason why drinking another female mammal's milk is wrong.

      We are also not supposed to eat eggs - how many human beings do you know who are over fifty who could climb a tree and get a bird's egg from a nest?

      Again with this supposed to stuff. Who and/or what says what is supposed to happen. We can eat it, our bodies can digest and extract nutrients from it. So why are we supposed to shuck corn, but not crack open a shell? And besides that, I can think of plenty of people (some older than 60) who could climb a tree and grab some eggs. How is that even part of this discussion? Back in our hunting and gathering days, few people even lived to be 50 years old anyway.

      And how many human beings do you know who would happily eat that same egg if it had a growing baby chick embryo inside it?

      Viet people would do it. My wife's parents love the stuff. I had it once with them. It tasted alright, but I did have to get past the idea of it and would probably not do it again because of that reason. However, I also have to force veggies past my gag reflex a lot of times, especially the leafy stuff. I can't stand cooked spinach. The taste is barely tolerable, the sight is disgusting. It looks like raked up leaves left in the gutter for a couple of months.

      Finally, 99.9% of human beings have no chance in hell of ever catching their prey with their bare hands and killing it with their hands and teeth.

      That has more to do with society than anything else. If I were plopped into a rain forest with nothing but what indigenous people have, I'd probably die within a week. I couldn't do what the people in the African Bush do either. But that has more to do with me never having to learn that stuff. I can and do grow stuff in a garden. The land mass I live on is hardly enough for me to start raising my own cattle, however. And even if it was, I would still find it easier for someone else to do that and I'll just get it at the market. Isn't great that humans are able to specialize like that.

      Anybody who CAN do such a thing would quite rightly be regarded a psychopath.

      Anybody who can do that is not someone I would want to be making fun of. If someone did that, we would all think him a psychopath, but then, that's why we invented tools to do so. We have guns and whatever it is that the slaughter house uses, while our ancestors had rocks a

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    194. Re:They are unpleasant already by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

      The biggest problem with eating other human beings is that our current society tends to value human life to the point that doing so is a bad plan for your own survival.

      The 'moral' issue with human consumption is not the biggest issue, the biological problems are. Take bovine spongiform encephalopathy for example.

      A British inquiry into BSE concluded that the epidemic was caused by cattle, who are normally herbivores, being fed the remains of other cattle with mad cow disease in the form of meat and bone meal (MBM), which caused the infectious agent to spread. --from Wikipedia

      Eating your own kind is dangerous because you're handling and eating something that carries and spreads the same diseases as you. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kuru_epidemic.

    195. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I stopped eating meat 8 years ago because I got bored of it. You're doing it wrong.
    196. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      >vegetarians have lower mortality rates than meat eaters.

      Um, hate to break it to you, Sparky, but Death comes one to a customer. You should be more precise in your phrasing.

      And, vegetarians don't live longer, it just FEELS longer - sorta like the time I spent married to my ex-wife *grin*.

      I'm just sayin...

    197. Re:They are unpleasant already by Jorophose · · Score: 1

      You'll become black and blue, full of bruises when push comes to shove.

      Meat has its uses.

    198. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a longtime vegetarian who has never taken a supplement (well, unless a balanced diet counts) in his life, I feel qualified to say... huh?

    199. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe that Carl Lewis became a vegan in 1990 and did very well in 1991 at the World Championships:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carl_Lewis

      It's just one example, but you must admit it's a good one.

    200. Re:They are unpleasant already by zsau · · Score: 1

      My post had nothing to do with intelligence. It was about the fact that communication (and, having thought about it some more, and I think I was getting there in my last post but never direcetly said it, similarity to me) is the basis for empathy. All the evidence I have for a pig's intelligence and a pig's feelings are the words of scientists and the annecdotes of people. Anyway, if a particular instance's intelligence was all that counted, why shouldn't I prefer to kill and eat a person I know is in a persistant vegitative state? or why not eat a person who'd tragically died in a car crash?

      It's like the pig in Hitchhiker's Guide --- I wouldn't eat it even though it asked me to, because it asked me to.

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    201. Re:They are unpleasant already by ross.w · · Score: 2, Funny

      People Eating Tasty Animals

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    202. Re:They are unpleasant already by tautog · · Score: 2, Funny

      You're posting on Slashdot, so I doubt the validity of your statement... :-P

    203. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are these facts or just myths? Any MD doctors with some facts to contribute?

    204. Re:They are unpleasant already by jasonjacks0n · · Score: 1

      Thanks for posting, I agree with pretty much all of your points (although I still do currently eat meat). Including the one about god, if he existed, being a sick & twisted bastard. :)

      One question though; when you said:

      Most people have no clue how extreme of an impact eating meat has on the environment. A staggering, mind-boggling big impact. 1/3 of the world's non-ice-covered land is dedicated, directly or indirectly, to growing meat.

      your link actually leads to an article about "Metacognition in the Rat", not (as I expected) to something detailing the environmental impact of current meat-production practices. Did you maybe just accidentally link to the wrong URL? If so, do you have a correct one handy? I'd like to follow up on a couple of your statements, especially those regarding land use for growing meat, and greenhouse-gas release.

      Thanks, and have a better one..

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    205. Re:They are unpleasant already by AlphaWolf_HK · · Score: 2, Funny

      Whats supposed to happen? Well, after the 13th year...

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/687996.stm

      Vegetarian diets are not natural.

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    206. Re:They are unpleasant already by clambake · · Score: 1

      And factory farming is far from natural.

      Are beaver dams unnatural? Are honeycombs unnatural? Why is it unnatural just because it's something that humans do? Maybe factory farming is just our natural way.

    207. Re:They are unpleasant already by Psyrg · · Score: 1

      It can be significant to young children born to vegan parents however, so I guess it is something to keep in mind as a vegetarian or vegan when considering children. The following link is about an important court case in New Zealand that occurred in 2002 to do with providing the necessities of life to children. Specifically, the parents denied their child B12 as they thought they could only get it from meat.

      Parents of baby Caleb found guilty of manslaughter - Wednesday June 05, 2002

    208. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wouldn't those nuts and stuff be supplements?

    209. Re:They are unpleasant already by glittalogik · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Check out quinoa. Awesome nutritional value, 12-18% protein content and AFAIK the only plant food with a near-perfect amino acid profile for human consumption. Not saying it should replace your meat intake, but it's good stuff.

    210. Re:They are unpleasant already by Rei · · Score: 1

      Doh! I'm not quite sure how that happened, as the post where I looked up the metacognition article for came afterwards... but either way, here's the article I meant to link: Rethinking the Meat Guzzler.

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    211. Re:They are unpleasant already by mattack2 · · Score: 1
    212. Re:They are unpleasant already by LingNoi · · Score: 1

      Stop forcing your ideals on me.

    213. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what a load of complete bullshit. You, dork, have a zero understanding of nutrition or comparative anatomy.

    214. Re:They are unpleasant already by Socguy · · Score: 1

      Right-O, over the centuries since they have become domesticated food animals have become so dependent upon humans that they couldn't survive without us. Honestly, sheep are so dumb that when it's lambing season you literally have to spend 5 minutes to god-knows-how-long trying to get the mother sheep to accept her own offspring!

      Of course from what I understand of PETA, they would rather have all the animals dead than live under the tyranny of humanity, only to end up on a fork.

      Q: What organization kills 90% of the animals it 'shelters'?

      A: PETA of course! http://www.consumerfreedom.com/news_detail.cfm/headline/2982

    215. Re:They are unpleasant already by mog007 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Do you think PETA feels that if you surgically remove someone's injured spleen, you're committing some tragedy because you're "killing living animal cells"? Give me a break.

      Well, when you consider that PETA's ideal world would ban honey, pets of any sort, circuses, seeing eye dogs for the blind, and most importantly they would totally stop all animal testing in medicine which would cause the medical field to practically grind to a halt. I wouldn't put it past them to put cells above the person they came out of, these people would rather a person died from diabetes then get insulin which was created by use of animal testing.

      Unless your name is Mary Beth Sweetland.
    216. Re:They are unpleasant already by Domino2020 · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty much agreed. The article summary asks:
      "if they can take one sample from one animal and clone it in a vat and feed this world, will the vegans be ok with that?"

      I'm vegan and I wouldn't have any problems with this. I'd even consider eating it occasionally, although after 9 years of not eating meat I doubt I'd like it.

      PETA has moved a fair way towards a practical approach to animal rights, away from their earlier extremism. They even praise companies for "improvement" rather than actually meeting PETA's much higher standards (amark of rational negotiators rather than ideologues). Good for them.

    217. Re:They are unpleasant already by alshithead · · Score: 1

      "Aren't you made of meat? Also not all creatures are designed to eat meat. And factory farming is far from natural."

      No argument here...just a couple of points...

      -People are meat and get eaten. People eating people isn't so common these days but it happens. There are a couple of bear species and large cat species that will be more than happy to eat people.
      -I'll bet that some of the creatures you think don't eat meat actually do eat meat even if infrequently. I'm thinking parrots specifically but I'll bet even some of the larger hoofed animals eat the occasional frog or lizard.
      -Factory farming is far from natural but so is free range farming. Personally, I'd rather my chicken, cow, or pig live out its life before slaughter in an environment more like nature and less like a jail cell but the chicken roaming the farmyard and roosting in a coop is still not natural. Also, the chickens, cows, and pigs we eat are a lot different creature from the natural animal they were before we started selectively breeding them.

      All in all I like meat. I have some issues with some of the practices in place to raise them to slaughter. If my steak is produced in a vat that's cool as long as I don't notice the difference.

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    218. Re:They are unpleasant already by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      [...] causing incredible environmental damage (like eating meat does -- the scale is truly staggering. [...]

      I've always wondered about that. PETA's answer to the demand for leather (an extremely durable material used for a lot of purposes) seems to be to use petrochemical synthetics, which doesn't seem more environmentally sustainable to me. Moreover, in vitro meat would still have to be made somewhere, and would still require raw materials (presumably vegetable matter would be part of it) and electricity.

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    219. Re:They are unpleasant already by dafing · · Score: 1

      100 years ago we didn't have the weird idea that eating an animal was a tragedy. We weren't less civilized then either.

      Einstein
      Tesla

      Seriously, if those two believe its the right thing to do, then who are we to argue? I thought Vegetarians were silly when I was little, I saw it as a hippie thing, but then with quotes like above, I decided it was right for me. Its been a year and a half now, and I feel much better than ever before! I have a physical job, and am honestly fitter than ever.

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    220. Re:They are unpleasant already by infiniti99 · · Score: 1

      I don't fault in the least, for example, innuit cultures that traditionally survived on sealing; what choice, exactly, do they have? But in this world, I have all of the choices under the sun. I can choose to eat whatever the heck I want. Having that choice, I eat a vegetarian diet. This is probably the strongest point for vegetarianism/veganism. I'm surprised I don't hear it very often. Yes, humans may have depended on animal protein to evolve to our present state. Yes, humans may have generally consumed some meat over the course of history. However, in the present day, it is argued that we can obtain most, if not all, of our necessary nutrients without exploiting animals. This is thanks to our endless abundance of vegan food, and a little bit of modern science. Never could you live so healthy on a vegan diet than you can in the modern era.

      This raises an interesting philosophical question: does morality change with time? It was moral to eat meat in the past, but today it is not moral? Or is it more of a matter of chosing the least destructive choice, and avoiding excess? Perhaps we can morally eat meat even in the present day, provided it is the only option. However, most of us have plenty of access to alternatives.

      Of course, "the only option" could use some further defining. If you're stuck on an island with only low-protein vegetables and animals, does it become okay to muck with the animals? After all, you could probably survive just fine on the low-protein vegetables only, but it may not be the most healthy approach to living. If you just want to be healthy, more muscular, taller... is it just decadence at that point to eat meat? Or maybe it only becomes immoral to exploit animals when complete alternatives exist. If the island has nuts, beans, and a modern suppliment laboratory, then the animals are off-limits? :)

      Just food for thought (no pun intended).

      Personally, I do eat meat, but certainly not as often as most people in America do. There are many days where I eat vegetarian. A vegetarian diet is simply easier to manage, foods can require less preparation (Carl's Jr ad featuring the guy nervously prodding a package of ground beef anyone?), and they are often less perishable. And as a guy who counts every gram of intake, I can say that yes I get everything I need. For me, my tendency towards vegetarian eating has nothing to do with morality and all to do with effort and numbers. Don't get me wrong though, meat does offer excellent nutrition, and I occasionally work it into my diet for variety's sake.

      That said, most people don't know much about nutrition. Hell, a large percent of people can't even parse the FDA-required labels. I've known fat vegetarians and vegans. Living healthy on a restricted diet *is* possible but most people just don't know how to do it. More philosophy for you: Can people who don't understand nutrition morally eat meat because they don't know any better?
    221. Re:They are unpleasant already by Rei · · Score: 1

      I don't want to have to repeat the calculations yet again, but synthetics are *way* more environmentally friendly than leather. Leather manufacture is a horribly dirty process at every stage. The animals consume a tremendous amount of agricultural output (which wastes all of the energy that went into it), and then the leather is treated in process after process full of nasty chemicals of all kinds. Versus synthetics which retain something like 80% of their initial energy in the final output. It's not even close.

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    222. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He might be talking about celiac disease (sprue), but I wouldn't really call that "carbohydrate intolerance." It's more like a gluten allergy.

    223. Re:They are unpleasant already by RobertM1968 · · Score: 1

      As a side node, I'm not a vegan. But B12 deficiency takes *years*, and does not happen overnight because you stopped eating meat. Hell, you can eat termites or even dirt with B12 bacteria and you'll get enough B12.

      I prefer dirt... it doesnt squirm like a mouthful of termites.

    224. Re:They are unpleasant already by drsquare · · Score: 1

      We are also not supposed to eat eggs - how many human beings do you know who are over fifty who could climb a tree and get a bird's egg from a nest?
      Chickens don't live in trees. How many people over fifty can grind wheat into flour? Not many, but vegans have no problems eating bread made with unnaturally-produced yeast. Or artifically imported bananas and oranges.

      Finally, 99.9% of human beings have no chance in hell of ever catching their prey with their bare hands and killing it with their hands and teeth.
      How hard is it to catch a sheep or a cow? If they weren't eaten, they'd probably be extinct by now, they're so slow and docile.

      Are you ready to face the hell on earth that all the ANIMALS have to face
      Sitting in a field chewing on grass. Seems like that's what cows like to do anyway. And I very much doubt that chickens have higher ambitions than running around a farm pecking at grains.

      Meat doesn't 'taste good' either. That's why we always cook it I take it you've never had a rare steak, or steak tartare, or sushi. Maybe you eat all your vegetables raw, with raw flour instead of bread, and eat rock hard lentils with raw onion and garlic. I wouldn't like to smell your breath.

      and ADD other non-meat products to it, to actually make it nice.
      Yes, meat-eaters are capable of combining different types of food, to produce what's known as a 'meal'. Maybe you're confusing omnivores with carnivores. Either way, I have no problem eating a bare steak or piece of chicken, but not having hangups about some types of food enables to be enjoy a varied diet.
    225. Re:They are unpleasant already by axx · · Score: 1

      modded troll? seriously?

      sheesh, let's see some meta-moderation here..

      if this had been intended as a troll, then I would have a lot of time on my hands to troll with such long posts..

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    226. Re:They are unpleasant already by Jesrad · · Score: 1

      "Not everything about the world is part of some gloriously designed master plan. Or if it is, the designer is one sick, twisted individual."

      See ? That's why Discordianism is the more rational religion !

      As for me, I only eat uncivilized creatures. Show at least some basic respect for Natural Law, or you're food.

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    227. Re:They are unpleasant already by aplusjimages · · Score: 1

      you could justify anything with that type of logic. Maybe it's natural that the slavery happened, but it's not natural for a human to be a slave to another person.

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    228. Re:They are unpleasant already by aplusjimages · · Score: 1

      you showed me an article that says he "may" have suffered these problems from his vegan diet. No one proved that he did. Also the article points out that the man didn't have a balanced diet, so most likely if he ate meat as well he would have had other health complications, because this person didn't understand how to eat.

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    229. Re:They are unpleasant already by Jesrad · · Score: 1

      "We kill animals for profit and individual survival. No one shoots a deer to save the human race."

      Just great. And how do you think one is supposed to save the human race as a whole ? By saving individual humans, that's how. Our species' interest is the sum of our individual mutually compatible interests.

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    230. Re:They are unpleasant already by sendai2ci · · Score: 1

      And within one of the links within one of those articles: "Protein was associated with an increased risk of forearm fracture (relative risk (RR) = 1.22, 95% confidence interval (Cl) 1.04-1.43, p for trend = 0.01) for women who consumed more than 95 g per day compared with those who consumed less than 68 g per day. A similar increase in risk was observed for animal protein, but no association was found for consumption of vegetable protein. Women who consumed five or more servings of red meat per week also had a significantly increased risk of forearm fracture (RR = 1.23, 95% Cl 1.01-1.50) compared with women who ate red meat less than once per week."
      â" http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/8610662

    231. Re:They are unpleasant already by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      "We kill animals for profit and individual survival. No one shoots a deer to save the human race." Just great. And how do you think one is supposed to save the human race as a whole ? By saving individual humans, that's how.

      Ahh, but that is a supposition. The motivation is for personal gain. The end result may or may not be the preservation of the species as a whole. For example, many people make choices which benefit them at the expense of our species as a whole. For this reason claiming people act for the benefit of the human species versus acting for their own individual benefit is a very, very different assertion.

      Our species' interest is the sum of our individual mutually compatible interests.

      But our interests are not mutually compatible. Owning and operating an industrial farm might make me a lot of money. At the same time it might consume resources that could otherwise go to feeding a hundred times as many people on grains, people who are currently starving. Claiming that my killing for individual benefit somehow can be translated to my killing being in the best interests of the human race is... well pretty unsupportable.

    232. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      >> Remember if they weren't intended to be eaten they wouldn't have been made out of meat!
      >Aren't you made of meat? Also not all creatures are designed to eat meat. And factory farming is far from natural.

      ...and cannibalism (for good eats, not just out of necessity) has indeed been practiced up until the 20th century (specifically in Vanuatu). Not all creatures are designed to eat meat, but those that can and do tend to have an advantage over those that do not -- this says nothing about the ethical or moral concerns of meat eating, but since we're talking design, it's a fair point I think. While factory farming isn't close to natural, neither is my soft bed and I still sleep pretty contentedly in it; "going back to nature" arguments are not quite as strong as you might think.

    233. Re:They are unpleasant already by Schadrach · · Score: 1

      Appalachia? Where I'm from at least, and yeah, since there aren't nearly so many deer predators as there used to be, they really need to be hunted to control their population. Being shot is less painful than starving to death, I'm sure. Not a hunter myself, but you can't live around where I do without seeing at least the occasional deer or bear. We even have a "roadkill" law here, which has been endlessly mocked, but people don't get that a meaningful number of animals get hit on the road that are animals typically hunted and eaten otherwise (deer again being the obvious example). Making it legal to haul it off if you desire makes less work for gov't cleanup crews and puts less venison to waste.

    234. Re:They are unpleasant already by hassanchop · · Score: 1

      I also consider slavery and torture to be completely natural.


      I don't, but then I'm not stupid.
    235. Re:They are unpleasant already by Eccles · · Score: 1

      Of course from what I understand of PETA, they would rather have all the animals dead than live under the tyranny of humanity, only to end up on a fork.

      Is neutering an animal cruel?

      How about not neutering the animal, and then killing half of its young by beating them to death?

      Having animals not exist is less cruel than abusing them. PETA may not be the most logical of organizations, but the basic principle of reducing cruelty seems sound.

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    236. Re:They are unpleasant already by nostriluu · · Score: 1

      OK, how about war?

    237. Re:They are unpleasant already by Jesrad · · Score: 1

      "But our interests are not mutually compatible."
      Some are, some ain't. In any case, it's whatever actions we do that count, and not the interests that may or may not be pursued through these actions. The bottom line is not doing harm.

      Here we're hitting on the core definition of good and evil: descriptive/prescriptive ethics, objective/subjective welfare/utility/happiness/whatever. Even purely altruistic actions are enterprised according to individually-determined values. To do good we follow the course of actions that pursue those individual interests without hampering the individual interests of others, as tangibly expressed through their own actions upon the world. I do have a clear cut, compact definition that extensively covers all such good actions and leaves out all the bad actions, but I doubt you're interested in hearing it, and would most probably reject it. And its formal proof does not fit in here anyway.

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    238. Re:They are unpleasant already by t0rkm3 · · Score: 1

      Different kind of athlete. Probably a vastly different bodyweight. I play semi-professional football as a hobby, my primary love is power athletics; weightlifting, shotput, hammer, and scottish highland games.

      Bodyweight 285lbs, height 6'1", bodyfat by water displacement analysis 13% when slim 16% on a fat day.

      Kidney function has been tested and is optimal. Liver enzymes good, cholesterol excellent, bp 120/90, and resting pulse while seated 54.

      Thanks for your worries.

      Vegetarianism can actually benefit tri-athletes and cyclists, as they often have very urgent need of energy to replenish glycogen stores. They also tend to have to diet down to prevent additional muscle building to keep their times down.

      I trained a few Olympic level cyclists and their main issues were keeping fed and strong without gaining weight. The high satiety gained from vegatarianism helps.

    239. Re:They are unpleasant already by kchrist · · Score: 1

      On the contrary: if you were more selective about the meat you eat, you would as a result eat less of it, making up the difference with plants, which is far more sustainable than a meat-heavy diet.

    240. Re:They are unpleasant already by t0rkm3 · · Score: 1

      Meaning you don't process carbohydrates well. There are many carbohydrates that are either indigestible or can resist digestion to the point where they increase microbe growth in the lower intestine causing a variety of digestive disorders.

      Personally though, my lineage is particularly disposed to diabetes mellitus which obviously is exacerbated by a high carbohydrate diet.

      My father was advised to begin insulin therapy by his doctor if his blood sugar didn't return to normal as indicated by hourly tests. By switching him to a diet that resembles mine, only for someone with a high normal activity level he's well within normal ranges again.

      The primary foods in his diet:
      Lean grass finished beef
      grass-finished buffalo
      wild caught salmon
      free-range chicken from Whole Foods

      spinach, kale, brocolli, greens, etc
      walnuts and almonds as a snack
      1/2 cup mixed raspberries, blackberries, and blueberries prepared without sugar for dessert.

    241. Re:They are unpleasant already by t0rkm3 · · Score: 1

      Sure is. However, if you refer to the coaching notes of the time he was on taking regular shots of B12 to augment the lack of absorbable B12 in plant foods. He was also on IV amino acids once weekly and oral aminos in extremely high doses daily.

      You can pull it off, even at a high level, but a lot of those guys can do extraordinarily well on junk food.

      I knew a Olympic level shotputter that swore by grits. He ate grits five times a day. Not exactly nutritionally sound advice.

      Some of us need a little more than others, and it is rare that a vegetarian can obtain optimal sports performance especially without supplementation. The B12 deficiency alone will kick your tail per the reference below over 40% of vegans have that problem. Ovo-lacto vegetarians overcome this deficiency through egg yolk.

      1. Haddad et al, Dietary intake and biochemical, hematologic, and immune status of vegans compared with nonvegetarians, Am J Clin Nutr 1999;70(suppl):586Sâ"93S.

    242. Re:They are unpleasant already by t0rkm3 · · Score: 1

      I occasionaly eat quinoa, but it's still a far cry from animal protein.

      quinoa per serving has 8grams protein and 39 grams of carbohydates. Net carbs 34g.

      Quinoa also has a high methionine content which will be very important in a vegan/vegetarian diet.

    243. Re:They are unpleasant already by t0rkm3 · · Score: 1

      I hate to reply to my own post but I was wrong about the ovo-lacto vegetarians...

      Good thing I went back to check my notes. ;-P

      The study below finds B12 deficiency in 7th Day Adventist Ovo-lacto vegetarians.

      Hokin and Butler, Cyanocobalamin (vitamin B-12) status in Seventh-day Adventist ministers in Australia, Am J Clin Nutr 1999;70(suppl):576Sâ"8S.

    244. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Vegans and Vegetarians don't eat fish. Some people call themselves Vegetarian and eat fish, but they are not vegetarians. They are Idiots.

      And as Omnivores we can eat anything (any plants or animals that is), but we don't HAVE to eat everything. Some people (particularly vegans) would see not eating meat as a moral choice akin to not murdering. Animals in nature will kill their own kind, as we do, but humans (normally) have moral imperative not to kill each other. Some people just extend moral imperative to other animals.

    245. Re:They are unpleasant already by naris · · Score: 0

      Umm.. Bacteria are just really, really small Animals! Doesn't PETA oppose that as well?

    246. Re:They are unpleasant already by RemoteSojourner · · Score: 1

      I do not eat fish and Poultry. The fish comment was there only for the parent mentioning that meat eaters get DHA. i am a lacto vegetarian (i.e. Vegan+ Milk, milk products and honey ) As an exception I do eat Cakes and pastries which contain eggs.

    247. Re:They are unpleasant already by t0rkm3 · · Score: 1

      The first article links a well-known study that if read in it's entirety is shown only to indicate that people with _already_ compromised renal function will suffer deleterious results from a high protein diet.

      I am not familiar with the second study but it seems that it is more interested in the high-fat content of the diet. The Atkins diet has always troubled me in the amount of saturated fat that it allows to be consumed.

      As for heart disease indicators, vegetarians in general are worse off than their counterparts. The vegetarians, who are more likely to have a low bodyfat percentage, are more likely to survive their heart attacks. Due to chronically low B12 in vegans and Ovo-Lacto vegetarians they are more likely to have elevated homocysteine levels, a very good indicator of compromised heart health.

      The colon cancer study has been ripped to shreds six ways from Sunday. The more interesting and global indicator is fiber consumption, the average American takes in 13grams per day, 30 has been test with no effect, but between 60 and 80 has been shown to have a positive correlation in a meta-analysis.

      I get over 70 grams of fiber per day.

      Keep the factoids coming, it keeps my research notes fresh.

    248. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...rainforest-destroying... American ranchers must be very industrious if they're hauling cattle down to the rain forest and lifting them up to graze it to death...
    249. Re:They are unpleasant already by Rei · · Score: 1

      You're eating *three times* more protein than these *high protein* studies. *Three times* more than the standard for bodybuilders. *Ten times* more than the RDA for the average individual. Believe what you want, but this is neither natural nor healthy. You might as well just use steroids and get it over with.

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    250. Re:They are unpleasant already by uniquename72 · · Score: 1

      Fat (in 99% of the population) is created by eating an excess of calories. It has nothing to do with whether those calories are from vegetables or meat. Or Twinkies. Or burritos.

      You are no more or less likely to get fat from eating Vegan than you are from primarily eating Big Macs -- assuming identical caloric intake.

      And yes, there are high-calorie veggies.

    251. Re:They are unpleasant already by uniquename72 · · Score: 1

      Professional bodybuilders don't even eat 600 grams of protein per day (unless they weigh 300+ pounds) -- eating that much is pointless no matter what your goals are. You should consult a nutritionist if you really want to maximize your diet for your sport.

    252. Re:They are unpleasant already by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      There is a very real difference between the nervous system and emotional capacity of an animal versus a plant.

      Just because you assert there is a difference doesn't make that difference significant. Most people care as much where the slab of meat came from as the grapes beside it on the plate. Consider people that equate the two, and then structure your argument to convince them. If you can not, then you will never win the argument. Arguing with them based on your values and the values don't match will only convice them you are a pompous ass.

      Many people would be much healthier if they ate less meat.

      And they will say that they are willing to trade quantity of life for quality of life. Again, arguing from your perspective without taking into account the perspective of the other people (even if you think their perspectives are flawed or wrong) will not convince anyone of anything. You have to see it through their eyes to understand what might convice them. However, in most cases, people make up their minds and then close them, so no arguement could ever sway them. I've heard just about everything from both sides, and I've never heard anyone convince anyone else to change their minds.

    253. Re:They are unpleasant already by nostriluu · · Score: 1

      You are completely right, I was just responding to the narrow point of view that somehow lions eating gazelles means that's what we must do as well, the whole tone of "Force them to watch the Discovery Channel and Animal Planet nature shows." Actually, my post was meant to be funny/insightful, but it came off as virtriolic, perhaps because of the experience of sitting down with so many meat eaters for a shared meal, and them just having to get some stupid predictable joke in like it's the funniest thing in the world.

      Anyone reading my comments could see I am not taking a very radical point of view, I would not argue against the origins of meat eating, occasional meat consumption and hunting for food, unfortunately discussion on Slashdot is more likely to lead to polarization than anything.

      In the end it's just a personal choice and I can't do much about other people's choice but discuss them, maybe the trends will back me up, if not, there's always vat grown meat.

    254. Re:They are unpleasant already by nilbog · · Score: 1

      Yes, I am made of meat. And in the jungle, I would be eaten by a Lion or a Bear or some other animal. Therefore, I was designed to be eaten.

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    255. Re:They are unpleasant already by t0rkm3 · · Score: 1

      My lean body mass is ~242.25 lbs.

      Triple my bodymass in grams of protein is 726.75 grams of protein.

      1. I have been eating like this for over 7 years, and zero indications in kidney or liver panels of detrimental effect.

      2. The Eskimo used to live on a 90% animal diet without ill-effect.

      3. The Maasai have a 90% animal product diet and have zero heart disease, and no arterial plaque.

      4. The Bantu people are vegetarian and have been for hundreds of years if not more. They have levels of arterial plaque nearing those of Western civilization.

      5. The Northern Indian populations who consume 17x the saturated fats of the Southern Indian populations are 7x less likely to suffer from heart disease.

      Anecdotally, I have good or very good scores on every blood/urine panel that I have taken. I may be genetically predisposed to this sort of diet, as it has helped my father's blood sugar and cholesterol, or maybe I'm a little more current in my data and my feeding habits are more controlled that the average american.

      My average training week includes 30mins of weight lifting upon waking, 1hour of training for lunch, and 1 hour of weights/football/throwing everyday for 4 weeks. I take the nights off for two weeks(except for football practice/games).

      Perhaps, you just need to catch up on your studies. Things are not as simple as you would have them be.

    256. Re:They are unpleasant already by t0rkm3 · · Score: 1

      Actually I have personally met with Dr. Mauro DiPasquale, Charles Poliquin, Dr. John Berardi, and Dr Lonnie Lowery.

      Drs Lowery and Berardi thought that I was over the top. DiPasquale gave me tips on how to fine tune through carb cycling. I mentioned this in my post. I go over 300 grams of carbs on my loading days, mostly from pumpkin, and sweet potato (though the occasional cheesecake does sneak in.) I load twice weekly.

      Most bodybuilders don't really eat the way that they say they do. I spent a lot of time talking to Craig Titus (before he whacked that girl) and a few other no names. The diets given in the Muscle Fiction mags are just fluff that some pencil neck thought of.

      Taking the diet of a well-known and successful bodybuilding coach Christian Thibaudeau, at a lean bodymass of 206lbs and doing a lot less physical activity you get 380grams of protein. That works out to 1.8 grams of protein per pound of lean mass. At the same rate of consumption I would require 450 grams of protein per day. Considering I spend more of my day training, and the training that I do is high-intensity Olympic lifts, weight/shot/hammer throws, and tackling... the extra 150 grams of protein can be easily justified.

    257. Re:They are unpleasant already by BlargIAmDead · · Score: 1

      So say all animals are free. And one day by and by I decide I want some meat. Now if I go out and harpoon myself a deer/cow/pig/slow child, is it still okay? The animals were living happy healthy FREE lives until I, as another animal, decided I was hungry and and tired of eating dirt.

    258. Re:They are unpleasant already by Rei · · Score: 1

      Triple my bodymass in grams of protein is 726.75 grams of protein.

      Sorry. 2.5x the "high protein" diet.

      Back to your enumerated points (I'm focusing on your ridiculously-off-the-charts-high-protein/low carb/low fat diet)

      Do you have Inuit genetics? Whoops.
      Do you eat large amounts of seal blubber and other fats like the Inuit? Whoops.
      Do you eat the mere ~100 grams of protein and ~200 grams of carbohydrate that the Inuit eat per day? Whoops.
      Do you have Maasai genetics? Whoops.
      Do you eat the very high-fat diet of the Maasai -- so high fat that a common treat for kids is fat boiled in water? Whoops.
      Do you have Bantu genetics? Whoops.
      "Northern" and "Southern" indians are not technical terms. Whoops. Did you mean to refer to a particular study or were you pulling that out of a hat?
      Do you have any native american genetics from any group? Whoops.
      Are you of the mistaken notion that people of different genetic makeups process foods the same? Big whoops. (ever heard of "lactose intolerance"? "Lactose tolerance" is an evolutionary adaptation developed in cultures whose diet included dairy. Cultures adapt to their native diets)
      Have there been a ridiculously large number of studies on the negative effects of saturated fats? Whoops.

      My average training week includes 30mins of weight lifting upon waking, 1hour of training for lunch, and 1 hour of weights/football/throwing everyday for 4 weeks.

      That's it? You eat 600 grams of protein per day and that's all you do? For God's sake!

      Look, you're free to destroy your body against the recommendations of all major medical organizations who've commented on high protein diets (and by "high protein", they're typically talking about 1g/lb, not 2.5g/lb). But don't try and pretend that it's somehow natural or good for you.

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    259. Re:They are unpleasant already by kwerle · · Score: 1

      ... Now if I go out and harpoon myself a deer/cow/pig/slow child, is it still okay? I guess that's up to you.

      *My* perspective is that it's fine.

      But

      (details: it is easier for me, personally, to say "no meat" than to be picky about which meat I'm eating and where it is from, etc. It's just the easy line for me to draw)
    260. Re:They are unpleasant already by john8791 · · Score: 1

      As a resident of rural Iowa, I can tell you first hand there is no "incredible environmental damage". I am no fan of hog confinements, but there just isn't enough pasture land, nor is it economical for everything to be "free range". I suspect there would be more environmental damage if everyone instantly became vegetarians too. Remember that so much corn is being grown for ethanol, the fields are nearly at capacity right now.

    261. Re:They are unpleasant already by Pseudonym · · Score: 1

      One problem that I have with those figures is that just because meat has a big footprint in some places doesn't mean that it needs to.

      As an example, most countries feed their cattle whatever happens to be growing in the pasture where they live. But the US, for some reason, feeds them "agricultural output" (as you call it), which I agree is highly inefficient.

      As a matter of curiosity, where did you get the 80% figure from? The official PETA-like organisation's figures for the footprint of meat includes all sorts of things which you normally don't think of and, of course, take into account that leather is a byproduct of meat, so you don't want to count it twice. To be completely fair, when gauging the footprint of synthetics, you'd have to include the cost of exploring, drilling, refining and transporting the raw petroleum, for example. If you think about the famous figure that it takes three bottles of water to make one bottle of bottled water, the 80% figure sounds way too high, by at least a factor of two.

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    262. Re:They are unpleasant already by t0rkm3 · · Score: 1

      Look, the data you're talking about is ambiguous at best and doesn't come close to applying at worst.

      I regularly consult with PhD level people that specialize in therapeutic nutrition or athletic nutrition and we're close to being on the same page.

      I have been a world-class competitor and trained world-class competitors in power sports. Weight-lifters, power lifters, sprinters, shotputters, bobsled, skeleton, football, and rugby. At one time, of the 30 people I trained 15 held world records at the time, and 27 had broken a record in the last five years. We're talking about two completely different levels of knowledge and experience.

      I hate to disappoint you but the only time I've ever seen blood lipid or liver enzymes go out of whack with someone I was working with was when he started taking steroids. In the association he lifted in steroids were not tested for so I let him continue but we altered his diet and conditioning, and put him on a bi-weekly blood panel schedule. He cleared up within two weeks of adjusting his saturated fat intake and upping his carb intake.

      You can believe what you will, and you can wait for experimental evidence to catch up to empirical evidence, or you can live on the bleeding edge and whup some ass. (It took 20yrs for JAMA to publish a study that proved steroids improved physical performance. Athletes had figured that out within 5.)

      As for the little dig about my workload... You obviously have no idea what intensity is. IF you could work at my capacity for the training times I listed... you wouldn't be complaining about whatever diet made you work well at it. For me, that's a high protein, high fat, high fiber, low carb diet.

    263. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's all very interesting (really, not a put down), but extrapolating from a full-time professional athlete to even a very fit ordinary person is as useless as the in the direction which you are arguing against.

      Suffice it to say that even very fit ordinary people will not have their organ health monitored nearly as closely as you have (how many people even *have* liver or kidney function tests in the absence of symptoms?)

      There is so little evidence that there is subspeciation at work in human beings in any molecular study of the human digestive system or adipose-glycogen metabolism that an evolutionary biology argument rooted in your immediate ancestors is nonsensical. All humans are omivores who can survive long periods of exclusively herbivorous or carnivorous diets.

      In mammals, absolutely exclusive carnivorous diets are exceptionally rare even among obligate carnivores, since the lumen of prey animals is routinely consumed in small amounts, even in many of the large cats. Absolutely exclusive herbivore diets (even exclusive of ingestion of insect parts) are common even in primates. Even individual deviations from these observations would seriously challenge the modern evolutionary synthesis, and would make a dog's breakfast of taxonomy (which has problems enough as it is).

      A much more solid argument grounded in evolution is that you possess an exceptionally adaptive digestive system that directly and through internal fermentation deals with all the stuff you're ingesting, and that your large and social brain enables you and your cohort to analyse risks, detect incipient organ injury and react to any problems that may arise.

      What you are doing is not normal unless you seriously abuse the meaning of "normal". It may be safe for you but your level of training is not normal either, nor is your level of health monitoring.

      Medicine and biology in general usually studies normalized populations; you are an obvious outlier, and while interesting as a case study, are not really useful for population analysis. You correctly object to normal population data uncarefully being applied to you. Don't do the reverse.

    264. Re:They are unpleasant already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does society cope with people who are eager to die peacefully? Not all societies are OK with assisted suicide, which seems to be roughly related to the Douglas Adams animal's thinking. Some are, though.

      Given the choice among an essentially identical (to unassisted human senses) slice of meat from something with a nervous system that is UNHAPPY about being killed, something with a nervous system that is HAPPY about being killed, something with a nervous system whose feeling about being killed is unknown, and something that never had a nervous system in the first place, which would you choose?

      Beef-from-a-vat is plausible, as is meat and milk and leather from a cow-with-extremely-minimal-CNS-function ("robolobocow"). For eager volunteer food animals, start a human religion and hook 'em young.

    265. Re:They are unpleasant already by t0rkm3 · · Score: 1

      Fair enough.

      I never tried to imply that everyone should eat the way that I do. What I was concerned about was that vegetarian propaganda would be promulgated yet again without a counterpoint.

      Vegetarians often obfuscate benefits of a high protein diet while also overstating the risks by making extreme extrapolations from studies with a very specific application.

      What I was trying to demonstrate through the use of specific populations was that the human has a very high tolerance for high protein diets. A few of those populations are younger than 10,000 years which was recently theorized to be the minimum time to acquire a new digestive adapation (e.g. lactose tolerance).

      B12 deficiencies, EFA deficiencies, phytic acid overdoses, and gastric distress caused by indigestible proteins and carbohydrates contained in the vegetarian diet are all consequences that one must account for. The B12 deficiency is especially problematic since supplementation with cyanocobalamin has been shown to be ineffective in treating this deficiency.

      I am on the carnivorous side of an omnivore diet but I still eat a lot of leafy greens and good amount of nuts/seeds.

      For the record I'm not a professional athlete, I'm professionally a network security geek. I did contemplate getting out of the geek biz for a while... but the gym/training biz was too risky for me as my tolerance for people who don't work hard is very low. My intolerance limited my customer population to a niche market, one in which I wouldn't be able to make near as much as I do now for several years, if at all.

      At the end of the day, everyone should pay attention to how particular foods make them feel. My mother had a low tolerance for beef. All of her protein requirements were met through fish, chicken, and vegetables. She ate that way for a long time maintaining a very low bodyfat (she competed at bodybuilding) and very good level of health.

      I would never recommend that someone go to a completely carnivorous diet (even the Maasai eat some tubers, and fruit) because I haven't the foggiest idea how to maintain that diet in a Western civilization. However, I would recommend against over use of grains and legumes through strange pseudo-foods like Tofurkey, soymilk, and some wheat based substitute for meat that I ate once. That stuff can't be good for you.[;-)

    266. Re:They are unpleasant already by jbarr · · Score: 1

      Remember if they weren't intended to be eaten they wouldn't have been made out of meat!
      Aren't you made of meat?
      Yes, humans are made of meat, and if given the chance, quite a number of creatures (rats, maggots, stray dogs, lions, etc.) would gladly feast on us. But we (typically) don't get eaten by them because we are at the top of the food chain.

      Also not all creatures are designed to eat meat.
      Those who aren't, don't. Those who are, should have the opportunity to.

      And factory farming is far from natural.
      And living in big cities, driving cars, listening to tunes on iPods, and posting thoughts on the Internet is natural, right?

      Most humans simply aren't willing to live in a natural world.
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    267. Re:They are unpleasant already by mgcarley · · Score: 1

      Wait... PETA? Aren't they the 'charity' with the gigantic HQ who financially sponsor acts of vandalism, such as the looting, pillaging and razing of medical research facilities, including but not limited to harassment of the staff?

      I'm a meat-eater, through and through. In my opinion, there are few things better than cooking up a good slab of Reindeer or Elk meat which a friend or relative has taken from the tundra in Lapland.

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    268. Re:They are unpleasant already by aliquis · · Score: 1

      "Due to chronically low B12 in vegans"

      Say what? Any vegan who doesn't supplement vitamine B12 is an idiot, and the people which do (such as myself) probably don't have low levels, why would we?

    269. Re:They are unpleasant already by aliquis · · Score: 1

      What do you mean with "that's all you do"?

      How many people train for 30+60+60 minutes / day of which 30+60 are weight lifting?

      I didn't get if he train for 4 weeks and rest two or if it was just the later 60 minutes which was cut of for two weeks.

  60. Why bother? by Fished · · Score: 1
    There's really a much simpler way to do this... Just impregnate your cows, then abort them right before they would have given birth anyway. Since the fetus wasn't "alive" anyway (according to liberal dogma), nothing suffered.

    Right?

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    1. Re:Why bother? by Pendersempai · · Score: 1

      I guess that works if you want to eat cow fetuses.

    2. Re:Why bother? by MadUndergrad · · Score: 1

      No one likes abortion. No one is "pro" abortion. No one wants to have an abortion. However, some people see it as the lesser of two evils in some situations and furthermore it's the woman's business.

    3. Re:Why bother? by Fished · · Score: 1

      Saying it's "the woman's business" is a silly, cowardly argument, because it completely sidesteps the real issue: namely, how does the fetus go from "part of the mother's body" to "baby", simply because it traversed the birth canal? Surely you don't think that society should allow infanticide? Would you say, "if a mother wants to kill her baby, that's the woman's business?" You aren't seriously dealing with the very real moral issues that abortion raises.

      The current, "only the woman chooses" approach is logically absurd, anyway. Under this approach, if I impregnate a woman, I have no authority, rights, or responsibilities to the baby until it's born. Then, suddenly, I'm responsible again. This doesn't make sense. Either I'm the father all along, and should have both rights and responsibility throughout, or I'm just a sperm donor and shouldn't be responsible at all.

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  61. Kill all the animals by ATestR · · Score: 1

    Let's say that we are able to create vat-grown meat sources. If this is so, livestock producers will have no reason to grow the millions of cattle, swine, and poultry that they do now. This will result in almost all of them being slaughtered anyway, since there will be no motivation to keep them, except a few as breeding stock and zoo exhibits.

    I don't have any desire to see domesticated animals put in any more pain than needed during slaughter, but face it folks, these animals were bred in captivity to be killed and eaten. Many would not be able to survive in a "natural" environment, and certainly not in all the areas where they are currently raised.

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  62. You know what this means.... by benwiggy · · Score: 1

    Soylent Green is..... Cows!!!!

  63. Hidden Cryptogram? by FurtiveGlancer · · Score: 1
    I wonder...

    If SPAM = PETA, what does the Declaration of Independence REALLY say? And the constitution? Did the Freemasons start PETA?

    My mind is reeling with the possibilities, but then, it usually is.

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  64. heh, I wrote something like that by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

    The question I always had about this- if they can take one sample from one animal and clone it in a vat and feed this world, will the vegans be ok with that? Heh, I had a scene from a story written like that.

    "I can't believe this is fake," Shel said between mouthfuls.

        "You done good," the Colonel agreed.

        "What'll really blow your mind is that it isn't fake, at least bio-chemically speaking," the Doc said with no small amount of pride. "The vat meat is grown directly from cultures of original animal cells. The meat draws nourishment from the nutrient bath in the vat. When the vat is full you scoop out the meat and leave a cutting behind to grow into the next batch. The trick is to activate the telomerase reverse transcriptase gene. Do that and you're in fat city."

        The image of potted meat was not very appetizing but the result certainly tasted a lot better than Spam. People happily kept eating. Then Shel had to put a damper on things.

        "Doc, question for you. The telomerase enzyme is a ribonucleic protein that synthesizes telomeric DNA on chromosome ends, right?"

        "Right."

        "And normally telomeres become shorter and shorter with each cycle of cell division. When they become short enough cell division ends, right?"

        "Right again."

        "And by having an endless supply of telomerase the cells keep dividing forever, right?"

        "Right. That's what I said before."

        "So in other words we're eating cancer tumors."

        "Right."

        That caused every fork at the table to stop. Every eye turned to face the Doc.

        "What?" he demanded. "It's perfectly safe."

        Nobody looked convinced.

        "Oh fer fuck's sake, you've eaten far worse at McDonalds!"

        Tavares reached for the customary bottle of Tabasco sauce, having gone unused the entire meal. Unscrewing the top, she deftly gave the bottle several firm shakes over the remaining curry on her plate. "Better than goop," she said, and continued eating.
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  65. There are two meaning of cloning by stm2 · · Score: 1

    One thing is to clone an animal (like cow, as it was done in Argentina) or to clone cells. You don't need a live animal to clone its cells. So I think it should be OK for a vegan since there is no animal suffering involved in such a process (but the research that leads to it needs to use animals to extract the samples, but once you have a cloned cell line to generate tissue, you won't need the animals).

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  66. So many reasons it's a good idea by 777a · · Score: 1

    Get the tastiest breed of cow, find the tastiest cow of the breed, kill the poor thing, and grow the cloned meat in a vat.

    Once the system is working, I'd imagine it'd be a lot cheaper than the current system, think of the energy cows waste (breathing, blood pumping, etc). Admittedly cows allowed to roam get that energy from grass, but it's still trading a massive waste of land for a massive amount of unwanted methane

    I'm sure meat grown in a vat would be a lot easier to tinker with than meat grown by a cow, allowing things like vitamin enriched beef, long life beef, burn resistant beef, bacon flavor beef (admit it, you know you want it), possibly even replacing the cow fat with something like omega-3 fat...

    As for ethics, some people may comment about not giving a damn if an animal feels pain, but I'm sure if they bothered to research it, all but the most psychopathic would feel empathy, they'd just rather not think too deeply about it. Likewise, I suspect my footwear was made by some child slaves in some faraway country, so while I avoid that brand, I'm fairly sure if I researched the brands of footwear I do buy, I'd find some pretty bad things.

  67. I already completed this research... by curmudgeous · · Score: 1

    ...when I played Civilization: Call to Power.

  68. Pioneer Already doing this by Republican+Gun · · Score: 1

    The seed companies of the world (three of em) now own all the seeds. The farmers, who were subsidized into buying them, are forbidden to use the seeds from cloned plants thereby forcing them to buy seed from the company again. Now there are no more real seeds. Only the ones you can buy from them. This will just cause the meat industry to become just like the seed industry.

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  69. Another interesting question by Yvanhoe · · Score: 1

    if they can take one sample from one animal and clone it in a vat and feed this world, will the vegans be ok with that? If they grow a sample from a human. Will you have problems eating that ? Why ? What about meat cloned from yourself ?

    I, for one, can't wait to check if I taste like chicken...
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    1. Re:Another interesting question by Tenebrousedge · · Score: 1

      I can't offer any definitive sources, but from what I've read cannibals claimed that human flesh tasted much more like pork, and the term long pork has been used to refer to it at times.

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  70. I thought this was already in the works? by brap999 · · Score: 1

    I thought I already heard about this before where supermarkets may be selling this kind of meat in the near future?

  71. Re:Sick by SuperByelich · · Score: 0

    Deer is EXTREMELY cheap, you go out your back door shoot it, gut it, then cut it up and put it in your freezer for FREE. Amazing isn't it? And as far as the ecological footprint, well you keep the population down so they don't starve to death. The circle of life at it's best!

  72. Chicken Little by aquatone282 · · Score: 1

    Wasn't this concept mentioned in one or more of the Stainless Steel Rat sci-fi novels?

    Chicken meat raised in vats and referred to as "Chicken Little"?

    It's been a long time since I read those books - can anyone confirm?

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    1. Re:Chicken Little by Bambi+Dee · · Score: 1
    2. Re:Chicken Little by aquatone282 · · Score: 1

      That's it - thanks!

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  73. Minor issues. by E-Sabbath · · Score: 1

    The problem here is that you can't just build meat. You need a support system for the meat, the heart, kidneys, and so on, to transfer the blood through the meat. The question is, what's the most ideal form to build it in? It's not just 'a vat of meat', you're going to need to build the rest of the animal somewhere.

    Of course, you could go for artificial organs and try to grow real meat on it, whereupon the question is, how big can you build it... and remember, it does need exercise somehow.

    1. Re:Minor issues. by Applekid · · Score: 1

      Well, for human health we have all sorts of machines and devices. Heart-lung rebreathers, dialysis machines, electro-stim. I could see adapted and scaled out towards factory farms where there's a central heart that circulates common oxygenated blood amongst all clusters of flesh like a chemical factory's steam pipes, etc.

      Wouldn't it be a shame that if this ever does get built and tried out that, after all, the flavor of meat really comes from the sufferring of animals?

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  74. Scary stuff by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it just me or is the most disturbing thing about this story the fact that PETA have a million dollars to offer for anything?

  75. A paradise predicted in "The Space Merchants" by originalhack · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Skum-skimming wasn't hard to learn. You got up at dawn. You gulped a breakfast sliced not long ago from Chicken Little and washed it down with Coffiest. You put on your coveralls and took the cargo net up to your tier. In blazing noon from sunrise to sunset you walked your acres of shallow tanks crusted with algae. If you walked slowly, every thirty seconds or so you spotted a patch at maturity, bursting with yummy carbohydrates. You skimmed the patch with your skimmer and slung it down the well, where it would be baled, or processed into glucose to feed Chicken Little, who would be sliced and packed to feed people from Baffinland to Little America. Every hour you could drink from your canteen and take a salt tablet. Every two hours you could take five minutes. At sunset you turned in your coveralls and went to dinner --- more slices from Chicken Little --- and then you were on your own. You could talk, you could read, you could go into trance before the dayroom hypnoteleset, you could shop, you could pick fights, you could drive yourself crazy thinking of what might have been, you could go to sleep.
    In The Space Merchants (Frederick Pohl & C. M. Kornbluth, 1952), Chicken Little was a huge amorphous blob of growing meat that fed all of society. Much of the rest of Pohl's vision has become eerily true, consumers.
    1. Re:A paradise predicted in "The Space Merchants" by metamechanical · · Score: 1

      I made the horrible mistake of reading that while eating!

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    2. Re:A paradise predicted in "The Space Merchants" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Much of the rest of Pohl's vision has become eerily true, consumers.

      Eh, bullshit. I'm tired of this meme of how modern American society is uncomfortably similar to these futuristic horror stories where humans work menial jobs so they can eat processed fuel and look at a TV. It's offensive to me because the implication is that these human robots had no choice in the direction of their lives.

      In the US, anyone who wants to can get a degree in something (even for the dirt poor, 2 years at a community college followed by 2 years at a public university isn't out of reach). Anyone can go to a vocational school or learn a trade by apprenticeship. Anyone can enjoy a career working at something that, if not at least interesting, isn't mind numbing. Social mobility is real in the United States, but it does require work.

      Am I supposed to feel some kind of societal shame for the people who don't want to learn a skilled trade, who are content with menial jobs and a rent-to-own television? Let them. If that makes them happy, fine. Or if their unhappiness isn't deep enough to motivate them to do something else, OK - I guess they're not that unhappy after all.

      In any case, there are fewer menial physical labor jobs now than 20, 50, or 100 years ago. If anything, when you consider where American culture started (brutally hard subsistence labor during daylight hours and exhausted sleep after dark ... which evolved to brutal factory jobs with unsafe work conditions and associated chronic health problems), the "horror" perpetuated by this meme, even in its worst case, isn't so bad.

      The decline in American manufacturing may well have bad economic consequences, but on the social side of the matter, the assembly line jobs have been largely replaced by less robotic and menial work. Here again, American employment has moved away from the fictional "skimming algae" future, not toward it.

      Opportunity abounds for those who want it. For the ones who choose a life of menial labor and game show reruns ... eh, I can't be bothered to care. Call me when lifetime assignments to an assembly line get handed out to 16-year-olds who have no say in the matter.
    3. Re:A paradise predicted in "The Space Merchants" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rudy Rucker expanded the vat grown choices offered by Pohl in the "Software"/"Wetware"/.... series.

      We NO LONGER have just Chicken (tumors), Beef and Pork grown in a vat (from human sewage).

      We now have vat grown WENDYMEAT! From a choice cell plucked from one of Wendy's thighs. Ahh lovely and buxom Wendy can now be enjoyed by all.

      Her animated 3d smile welcomes you at stoplights and freeway interchanges in the future.

      A WendyMeat(c) fan.

  76. It's not about the vegans by raam4122 · · Score: 1

    It's about the non-vegans and non-vegetarians who consume large amounts of meat. If there was a healthier, cheaper, and more eco-friendly way to consume meat without giving up the current taste and texture, then they wouldn't need to become vegan or vegetarian.

    The followup X-Prize will go to the first person who can make the fake meat seem macho.

  77. Another use: by Gription · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hmmm... I could clone my own tissue for sale and put up a giant sign that reads "Eat Me". Might be worth it. You could market it to help settle divorce desputes...

    "Here is that pound of flesh you ordered..."
  78. Stupid... by EddyPearson · · Score: 1

    Oh bugger off PETA, nobody cares.

    If you want to be vegetarian, then thats just GREAT (More meat for me). What I really fail to understand, is why, having become a veggie, you INSIST in eating foods that imitate meat.

    Veggie sausages, veggie steaks, veggie chicken nuggets, why pretend to eat what you berate others for eating?

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    1. Re:Stupid... by Bambi+Dee · · Score: 1
      Can't say I know any vegetarians who insist on eating faux meat - but why'd that be problem? It is, after all, possible to enjoy the taste of meat but not the methods of its "production". The point of veg(etari)anism, I thought, was to avoid the abuse/slaughter of animals - not to avoid anything vaguely resembling meat.

      Also, I suspect more people would become vegetarians (at least part-time) if artificial meat products were both tasty and affordable. Such a non-heroic act of non-abstinency may not lift anyone onto some moral high horse, but the animals probably couldn't care less (well, I suppose most of them wouldn't be born in the first place if nobody wanted to kill and eat them).

    2. Re:Stupid... by danzona · · Score: 1

      Hey Einstein, you eat pork hot dogs and turkey hot dogs while I eat tofu hot dogs.

      It isn't the hot dog that I object to it is the pork and turkey.

      What's next? You use a knife and fork to eat your steak so you are going to wonder why vegans are always insisting on using knives and forks? Why are we pretending to eat the same way that we berate others for eating?

    3. Re:Stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, those who convert to vegetarianism when older find they lose a lot of their traditional recipes and comfort foods in the move. These products allow them to make the decision they feel is right for whatever reason without giving that up.

  79. The Vegan Paradox by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

    Answer me this: Why do vegans, who are against the killing of animals, protect animals which then turn around and promptly kill and eat other animals? They don't only protect herbivores AFAIK. From this point of view, saving a carnivorous animal is like saving a human so they can continue to eat meat.

    And let's not get into the way they want mankind's millennia of evolution to turn on a dime, and they want alternatives to animal testing, which I can only guess means human testing, if they don't classify humans as animals...or perhaps no testing at all?

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  80. Re:Wonder if this will cut down on energy use as w by call-me-kenneth · · Score: 1

    Wonder if this will cut down on energy use as well Yes: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Environmental_effects_of_meat_production#Fossil_fuel_consumption_and_greenhouse_gas_emissions Actually chicken is amongst the most energy-intensive animal crops, as they're fed on high-protein cereals.
  81. Two words: Hydroponic Cows by wytten · · Score: 1

    'Nuff said.

  82. Tleilaxu by Buzz_Litebeer · · Score: 1

    So this is how the Axolotl tanks began.

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  83. Scientifically interesting yet disgusting... by Xenious · · Score: 1

    While the idea is interesting my thought is "why, while we still have the real thing." (geek out) This could be more interesting for "farming" in harsh environments or deep space missions. (/geek out)

    I'm all for giving the farm animals better conditions like room to move around, etc where appropriate, but when it's time to slit throat/smack in head with pneumatic hammer or whatever the ideal way to slaughter them is well, then it's dinner time. I don't see a need to stop eating animals so they can live out long lives in the wild (which as another author said domesticated animals won't be able to survive). Animals eat animals, we eat those animals, it is called a food chain.

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  84. HHGTG by TheLink · · Score: 2, Funny

    How about like the HHGTG: Restaurant at the End of the Universe.

    Instead of artificial meat, you breed a cow that _wants_ to be eaten, and will indicate so. :)

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    1. Re:HHGTG by Oldav · · Score: 0

      Yep thats the "perfectly normal beast"- On the menu as "meet the meat"

  85. My Vegan Girlfriend by artjunk · · Score: 2, Informative

    My girlfriend of 3 years is vegan. I don't eat pork or beef... I never really did - but I eat occassional chicken, fish, dairy and egg products (I can't stay away from real chocolate chip cookies!) From what I've gathered from our discussions she chooses vegan diet for a variety of reasons. Some more belief based and others are more evidence based. And that is an important point to this conversation - as with everything in life - the reasons are many - not just singular. I think it mostly relates to animal kindness, environmental effects of raising animals for mass consumption (I can't really explain this one because I don't really know details) and health reasons. Ironically, we will tend to eat scientifically engineered products (boca burgers, THOUSANDS of soy products and various other products) So, I sometimes wonder about the health reasons. But recently we've tended towards more veggies, pastas and grains. As for replacement meat, I've found that Seitan http://vegetarian.about.com/od/glossary/g/Seitan.htm is one of the closest to the texture of meat (compared to Tofu) My concerns with this soy based diet are related to the concern of soy being a plant estrogen and it's concern specifically - to men's health... http://www.rheumatic.org/soy.htm To answer (for her and other vegan's I know) the topic's question - I say: They would probably NOT eat it.

  86. tag: jumpedtheshark by Vexorian · · Score: 1

    It looks like.

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  87. Depends... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "The question I always had about this- if they can take one sample from one animal and clone it in a vat and feed this world, will the vegans be ok with that?"

    It depends on the type of vegan. Many will not be okay because they are abolitionists and believe that animals should have the right to be let alone, rather than made slaves for humankind.

    Performing this kind of animal testing (which would no doubt have terrible effects on the animals) and keeping animals in labs for cloning is, to me, a terrible step in the wrong direction and is why nobody in the animal rights movement takes PETA seriously.

    And finally, there is no way this could "feed the world." We have more than enough food to feed the world right now, we just waste it using inefficient farming (factory farming of animals being hugely inefficient) and the price would be too high for those in the third world, unfortunately.

  88. Perhaps this means... by Zendude_01 · · Score: 1

    that my dream invention of the Beef Vat will finally be realised? Mmmmm....Beef fresh from the Vat....

  89. Meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If god didnt intend me to eat meat - he wouldnt have designed me with carnivores teeth!

    1. Re:Meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's why I will stick to my diet of puppies and kittens.

  90. I'd be ok with it, I would never eat it, enjoy! by xdancergirlx · · Score: 1

    I've been vegan for ten years and, although I am not a particularly preachy, missionary-style vegan, it now and then strikes me as completely bizarre when something reminds me that people actually eat at McDonald's and other places like that where they claim to serve "food". It's appalling, ridiculous, and sort of funny at the same time.

    So, although I would much prefer it if non-veggie folks ate lab fabricated meat, in much the same words I would use if I saw you walking into McDonalds: Ugh, would you actually *eat* that? Why would you ever put that in your body? Enjoy your dinner!

  91. Watch out - the posted URL links to "on.nimp.org" by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 2, Informative

    Will mess up your browsing - on purpose of course. Very cleverly hidden within what looks like a Yahoo URL but redirects to "slashblog.notlong.com" which then redirects to on.nimp.org. Strongly suggest you don't click on the link unless you're running a sandbox and want to examine it from there.

  92. People Eating Tasty Animals by flyingfsck · · Score: 1, Troll

    Yummmm...

    You are what you eat. I don't want to be a vegetable.

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    1. Re:People Eating Tasty Animals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are what you eat. I don't want to be a vegetable. Does this mean you are OK with being a cow, chicken or a pig?
  93. Note to myself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Must stop visiting Slashdot.

  94. Bravo! by SnapShot · · Score: 2, Funny

    Whatever you may think about PETA's tactics, at least in this case they are putting their money where our mouths are.

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  95. The Space Merchants by rpjs · · Score: 2, Informative

    By Pohl and Kornbluth if memory serves (can't be asked to look it up). Corporations control everything, including the government. Invasive advertising everywhere. That's 2/3. If Peta succeeds it'll be a full house!

  96. Re:Vegan or Vegetarian by Dare+nMc · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's not the same.

    All vegan's are vegetarians therefore a joke about a vegetarian would apply to all vegans.
    most vegetarians are not vegans so a joke about vegans may not apply.
  97. Why must the animals suffer? by Guerilla*+Napalm · · Score: 1

    Because it's the suffering that gives em that delicious flavour.

  98. Can we... by thorkyl · · Score: 1

    Hunt this xprize meat or do we get to hunt PETA members

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  99. Kudos by rubeng · · Score: 1

    I have to give them credit for in this case, really putting their money where their mouth is (or wants to be). I like the Nature Conservancy for this reason too - basically having the attitude that if you care about something enough, pony up some money for it instead of the usual thing of throwing a tantrum and looking for attention.

  100. PETA Recommends Franken-Meat?? by sherriw · · Score: 1

    How is 'vat meat' an acceptable alternative to farm raised meat? PETA is actually ok with substituting franken-meat for real animals?

    Honestly that's very gross to me. How lazy are we that we would rather pull ourselves farther out of nature and eat out of a test-tube, than actually do the hard work needed to actually implement sustainable and humane farming practices. If the cost of farm-meat actually reflected how costly it is to raise free-range animals that aren't full of hormones, steroids and antibiotics then the price would cause people to eat less and economics would create more of a natural balance.

    I'm a bit of an environmentalist and an animal lover myself, but I do eat meat. I enjoy it, but I also have respect for the animals and wish that I had more options for more 'holistically' raised animals, and a more sustainable balance to the food chain.

    Forcing everyone to be vegetarians or to eat some kind of never-alive-test-tube meat clone is not the answer. Damn, humans are lazy. That, and we are becoming depraved and don't even realize it.

    1. Re:PETA Recommends Franken-Meat?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Forcing everyone to be vegetarians or to eat some kind of never-alive-test-tube meat clone is not the answer.

      So who is doing this forcing? How many Senators/Congresspeople have PETA got the votes of? Where are the draft bills to outlaw meat consumption? Where is the evidence that there is any plausible path that leads to this situation?

      There is no 'forcing' involved. If this prize is sucessful, people who like the taste of meat will have an *option* to eat Vat-grown. That's all.

  101. foget the vegans by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    the "FRANKENFOOD IS EEEEEVIL" crowd will not accept this. so you have the "don't kill animals" idealists now in a knife fight with the "no genetically modified food" idealists

    so lets just sit back and watch the firewords and pass me the, um, are you sure that's popcorn?

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  102. Why bother with artificial meat? by Ralph+Spoilsport · · Score: 3, Funny
    The planet has almost seven billion people on it. That's a lot of meat, and we wouldn't be harming sweet little animals by eating them. I think we should start with the Americans. They're fat and lazy, so they're easy to catch - kind of like dodo birds without the feathers.

    They'll fry up really nicely. And then we can start on the Chinese and the Indians. There's lots of them, so that's a herd that'll take a long time to cull out. In fact, we may never even need to eat the bony butts of east africa.

    Just a modest proposal is all I'm suggesting...

    RS

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    1. Re:Why bother with artificial meat? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      I think we should start with the Americans. They're fat and lazy... Yeah, but we're also really well armed, so good luck with that.

    2. Re:Why bother with artificial meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, too much fat on the bone.
      Didn't your Doctor tell you that unsaturated fat is bad for you?

    3. Re:Why bother with artificial meat? by Britz · · Score: 1

      I'm with you, when can we start? I got a nice hunting rifle ready.

    4. Re:Why bother with artificial meat? by Mr3vil · · Score: 1

      A "Hunting Rifle" That thing better have more than a 10 round magazine and have a bigger bore than .22 if you want to tangle with 'mericans. Heck a 10 round magazine is small even for a pistol to us. California would be easy work though. In Texas you can buy 100 round drums for AR-15 "assault rifles" at gun shows no problem.

    5. Re:Why bother with artificial meat? by Drunken_Piper · · Score: 1

      They're fat and lazy Ya, but who wants to eat unethically treated food? Isn't that the whole point of creating artificial meat?
    6. Re:Why bother with artificial meat? by duncan · · Score: 1

      The Chinese are not a good food source. You're only hungry again in an hour.

    7. Re:Why bother with artificial meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... but they do shoot back ...

    8. Re:Why bother with artificial meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 2A crowd won't be so easy to take...

    9. Re:Why bother with artificial meat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Us Americans would probably give you terrible indigestion and even after eating 2 Chinese people you would still be hungry in an hour. Oh, and don't get me started on Indian food.

    10. Re:Why bother with artificial meat? by k3r3nsky'sr3v3ng3 · · Score: 1

      Yes, and instead of natural defenses these fat,lazy Americans have these pesky little things called shotguns.

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  103. a better idea for the money by Deanalator · · Score: 1

    What I always thought PETA should do is start up a rating system for companies that sell animal products. They could still do all their sneaky undercover data gathering, but they really need to start rewarding companies that practice due diligence.

    A bunch of vegans boycotting meat really doesn't work as any sort of incentive to these companies. If I saw that one chicken company treated their chickens better (free range, well fed, etc) I would be happy to pay more for that product. Companies that get high PETA ratings would be able to label their products as such, and I believe that it would actually create some real market pressure to treat animals better.

    Small disclaimer, I detest PETA. They use shock imagery to manipulate and confuse people who just want to be good citizens, and from everything I have seen, it is all to feed their bottom line. I have lost a few friends, otherwise good people, who now refuse to speak to anyone who would consider that eating animal products could be acceptable.

  104. Would that work well? by quickbasicguru · · Score: 1

    PZ Myers recently made a post on Pharyngula about this topic. He came to the conclusion that growing meat on domesticated animals is the best way to grow meat.

    1. Re:Would that work well? by gijoel · · Score: 1

      Damn beat me to it.

  105. Or hell---- by way2trivial · · Score: 1

    they may just decide to self-clone/cannibalize...

    use their OWN flesh as the source of their cloned steak..

    they can't object to the 'suffering' of themselves if they want some nice ribs....

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  106. I can answer that by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

    I can't recall the comedian, but someone once noted "Why do vegetarians need to make their food (tofu pups, veggieburgers) look like meat they simply wont eat? You don't see monks keeping blow-up dolls just hanging around."

    Like many vegans, I'm in it for ethical reasons, not because meat doesn't taste good. I've very happy that there are fake meats that are getting ever closer to tasting like (and more importantly, having the texture of) the real thing. Some of them are awful, but some of them are spookily good. Either way, I find that compassion is the best sauce.

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    1. Re:I can answer that by dookiesan · · Score: 1

      I agree with you that we shouldn't eat meat because I think that animals are conscious, and the fear and pain they go through is real. Even worse are the conditions while they are alive. However, we have to remember that most animals don't have compassion for us or for each other.

      I saw a famous nature show about the hunting techniques (cruelty) of killer whales and chimpanzees. I realized that these things are as bad as us if not worse! They're as mean as small children (another species whose cruelty we forget after 2nd grade). It's tough to have compassion for a shark when it takes a bite out of a meatless, teenage surfer. These bastards have been terrorizing the sea for millions of years, and some people actually feel sorry for them.

      Predators should kill to the point of extinction for the same reason we should be vegetarians. Animals are just too selfish not to overpopulate though...

    2. Re:I can answer that by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

      However, we have to remember that most animals don't have compassion for us or for each other.

      No, nor do I expect them to. But the point isn't what they are and what they do, it's what we are and what we do.

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  107. I have an idea by neuromancer23 · · Score: 0

    Has anyone considered eating the Irish?

    http://art-bin.com/art/omodest.html

  108. easy by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Insightful

    because they taste good and we evolved to eat them

    the only reason eating animals is a problem is suddenly because we evolved higher mental faculties like empathy, morality

    luckily, we also developed science, which will soon give us meat vats, and we can go on with our carnivorous delights and not a single animal need be killed anymore

    but if you try to ask people to give up meat just because the animals suffer, you have just as much success asking people to stop having sex because of disease and overpopulation

    it is a compulsion, hard wired into us. do not underestimate it. it is deeper and stronger this compulsion than our higher faculties

    so much as birth control and penicillin sidesteps the issue of disease and too many babies as byproduct of our love of sex, so will meat vats sidestep the issue of cruelty and our love of meat

    but you are really insane if you think a nice morality lecture will stop people from eating meat just because its cruel. as if a "just say no to sex" because of disease and overpopulation approach would work

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    1. Re:easy by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      you have just as much success asking people to stop having sex because of disease and overpopulation Thank you, that is now my new justification. It's for the environment!
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    2. Re:easy by Bombula · · Score: 4, Insightful
      There's nothing morally wrong with eating meat. The moral problems are with how the meat is grown. Growing meat in a vat would be nice, but what PETA ignores is that if this was the only way we ever farmed meat, then billions of creatures would never even have the privilege of existing in the first place.

      The real moral issue is about suffering: do farmed animals suffer while they live or suffer while they die? If so, then farming is immoral. If not, well, then it's hard to argue farming is immoral. All things die. It may be morally wrong for humans to decide when an animal should die, but that's a much harder issue to resolve. What is easy to resolve is that animals should live comfortable, pleasant, healthy, hygenic lives and then be slaughtered instantly and painlessly without any prior fear or anxiety. This is readily achievable, though it is more expensive than growing animals in filthy boxes and pumping them full of drugs. Farmed in this way, it's pretty difficult to categorically condemn livestock agriculture.

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    3. Re:easy by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Without birth control I don't see anything wrong with the "please don't have sex because we are overpopulated" argument. Some people whould be bastards and do it against common good, sure, as do people with meat.

      It's probably natural order to try to be on top of other humans aswell.

    4. Re:easy by guruevi · · Score: 1

      A single question: what would you do with all those animals if you don't want to be "inhumane" and kill them off (by burning, eating or otherwise)? Do you have any idea how fast rabbits, pigs, cats and the like reproduce without any natural predators or diseases (because we either killed off the predators already or find it inhumane to let our pets suffer from such diseases thus preventing them to occur? Ask Australians how fast rabbits reproduce, ask any suburban or rural neighborhood how fast cats reproduce in the wild and ask any farmer how they obtain so much meat every year. Cows already are raising a stink (literally) because of overproduction of beef and the amount of excrement (and thus methane) they produce.

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    5. Re:easy by wall0159 · · Score: 1

      "eating animals ... is a compulsion, hard wired into us"
      Care to provide some evidence of that? I've never seen anything to back up that statement. I can accept that eating is hard wired - look at a baby's instinct to suckle.
      Eating meat is certainly not a biological necessity for humans (in fact, I expect that on average that Western vegetarians are healthier than Western meat-eaters).

          "but you are really insane if you think a nice morality lecture will stop people from eating meat just because its cruel."
      This I agree with. It's like cars - you can point out that they pollute, weaken the country, waste money, destroy cities and turn drivers into fat slobs with high blood pressure, but if people want to drive you cannot apply a reasonable arguement to get them to change. That's largely because this quote:
          "because we evolved higher mental faculties like empathy, morality"
      is not as true as you think it is.

    6. Re:easy by mjjw · · Score: 1

      luckily, we also developed science, which will soon give us meat vats, and we can go on with our carnivorous delights and not a single animal need be killed anymore

      And what happens to all the animals already bred specifically for meat eating? Would Cows end up an endagered species and bred only in Zoos?

      Maybe we should go the other way and instead of encouraging companies to provide alternatives that will reduce the population of certain animals, encourage them to increase the population.

      For instance the Siberian Tiger is currently critically endangered with only around 500 in the wild (according to Wikipedia). So if we changed the laws so that all new motor vehicles must be constructed using the processed remains of at least one Siberian Tiger then I guarantee that over-night the population of the Siberian Tiger would increase exponentially and it would no longer be considered endangered.

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    7. Re:easy by xappax · · Score: 1

      There's nothing morally wrong with eating meat. The moral problems are with how the meat is grown. Growing meat in a vat would be nice, but what PETA ignores is that if this was the only way we ever farmed meat, then billions of creatures would never even have the privilege of existing in the first place.

      What, are you a Catholic fundamentalist? Do you believe every time you use birth control you're committing some kind of wrong by depriving a baby of the privilege of existing? Hell, how about any time you're doing anything other than actively procreating?

      Creatures that don't exist don't care whether they exist or not. Creatures that do exist feel very strongly about the matter.
    8. Re:easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A better analogy than "stop having sex" would be "stop raping people", but, of course, then they are offended and their brains shut down.

    9. Re:easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the only reason eating animals is a problem is suddenly because we evolved higher mental faculties like empathy, morality

      No. The only reason it's a problem now is that most of the population has moved away from actually growing and processing plants and animals into food for themselves. This leads some weak minded individuals to begin to view all animals like pets or Disney characters and go on silly little stunts like PETA is involved with. To make it even better, PETA kills actual pets that they are supposed to be finding homes for. Talk to anyone that butchers their own animals and they will have no problem with it. They raise and care for the animal until it is at market weight and then slaughter it for the yummy meat. The same is true for those that hunt wild game.
    10. Re:easy by Bombula · · Score: 1

      Better to read a whole post before replying to it.

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    11. Re:easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so, you would abandon your empathy and morality simply because you can?

      just because others dispose of birth control to have as many children as they can, does that mean you, circletimessquare, have as well?

      just because others ignore their empathy and morality to eat meat, must you? afaik, the vats of meat aren't here yet.

    12. Re:easy by xappax · · Score: 1

      K. I read the whole thing and don't understand what you're getting at. Or were you being sarcastic when you suggested that it was a problem that billions of creatures would never have the privilege of existing? Maybe I just misunderstood.

    13. Re:easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      woo go cts

      always saying better what i wanted to say myself

    14. Re:easy by jafac · · Score: 1

      I think that MOST people who are unashamed carnivores today, would choose vat-meat over killing a living creature. Even if vat-meat was nominally lower "quality" (texture, flavor, etc.)

      Consider this: Hamburger was invented to feed soldiers certain cuts of meat that were normally wasted, because they were too tough to chew; too much grisle, etc. Today, ground meat, whether pure beef, or blended types (chicken, turkey, pork, etc.) is the most popular kind of meat, most people choosing it over regular cuts, if not for cost, for sheer personal preference. Sausage. Hamburger. Hot dogs. Meatballs. etc. Often, the fat content of ground meats is worse than regular cuts.

      I believe that vat-meat is going to become EXTREMELY popular. The lack-of-cruelty feature will not be the main consideration, but it will certainly help.

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    15. Re:easy by HeadlessNotAHorseman · · Score: 1

      but what PETA ignores is that if this was the only way we ever farmed meat, then billions of creatures would never even have the privilege of existing in the first place.
      That is an interesting argument. Is it better for an animal to have lived a brief existance of awful misery, or to not have lived at all? You know, I am considering starting up a human child farm. I will raise hundreds of human children, underfed and in cramped miserable conditions, to the age of 8 or so; then I will sell them to child molesters to rape and murder them. The profit I make from this will allow me to afford to raise more children in similar conditions. After all, it will surely be better for all those hundreds of children to have lived a brief miserable existence than to have never lived at all, right?
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    16. Re:easy by Stormx2 · · Score: 1

      No, not really. A lot of the argument against factory farming is that when the demand decreases, farmers won't breed as many animals. Less animals in factory farms means less animals suffering overall. While most ethical vegetarians are of course concerned about the here and now, and exposing bad conditions in certain farms (something PETA is well known and widely hated for).

      Personally I find the whole suffering/not suffering argument a bit... well, it depends on your point of view. The way I look at it is "is this in the animal's best interest?". While animals can be killed with no pain, I'd still rather a much deminished population lived healthy lives on free range farms or infact in the wild, where possible. That's still subject to POV, but the range of opinions as to what is in the animal's best interest is a bit narrower.

    17. Re:easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WTF? Wow, it's just a lose lose to you isnt it? Cant have them alive, cant have them never alive at all.

  109. Nice idea, but... by Duck+of+Death · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've often had the same sort of idea - if a cow can take grass, water and energy and make steaks, why shouldn't we be able to do the same thing? Recently, however, I've decided that even if they figured out how to do it tomorrow, it would not be to our benefit. It would end up being like baby formula - a product that's been around for decades, keeps getting tweaked to add this or that nutrient or remove or reduce undesirable components, yet still can't compare to breast milk. Or it will end up being like margarine, touted for decades as healthier than butter until they discovered that trans fats in the margarine were much worse for you than the saturated fats in the butter.

    If they could grow meat, they would be unable to resist the temptation to fiddle with it. Rather that simply duplicate the meat from a grass fed, non-corn finished animal, they would reduce the cholesterol, boost the omega-3's (or whatever omega is good for you right now), add beta-carotene, and fortify it with vitamin C and calcium ("a full day's supply in every burger"). Then, ten years later, there will be a report that eating too much factory meat causes liver failure. The food scientists will tweak the recipe, declare it safe and healthy and we're off to the races again.

    I do think they'll figure out how to do it (the cow can do it, after all). I just think the food industry has a very consistent record that demonstrates their inability to improve on or even match what mother nature can do, despite all their claims that they can.

    DD

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    1. Re:Nice idea, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are nondescript cheeses like Velveeta available, and yet that doesn't prevent hundreds of gourmet cheeses being available.

      I'm sure there will be some tasteless generic meat products coming from vats in the future, but there could also be thousands of other varieties.

      We are entering the age of customization, after all - no reason why everything has to be bland.

  110. Torture? Murder? by phorm · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Torturing animals doesn't serve a purpose. Killing them for the purpose of nourishment and consumption does.

    Yes, perhaps it's in some ways distasteful, but - being omnivores - it's also part of our natural biological process. I'm sure this will cue the rant about vegetable and pill-based alternatives, but it's still not the way we're built to function.

    You can't compare murdering somebody to the consumption of a food animal. It's not the same thing. And before you get into the "would killing be OK if we eat each other," that's also a no, as - except in cases of starvation - most mammals don't eat their own species either, and in many cases they don't kill each other except under a certain set of rules (territory, etc).

    1. Re:Torture? Murder? by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      except in cases of starvation - most mammals don't eat their own species either, and in many cases they don't kill each other except under a certain set of rules (territory, etc). You are very ill informed.

      Infanticide is relatively common in the animal kingdom.
      Everyone from lions to zebras does it.
      Where zebras just kill the young, lions eat them.

      Hamsters and other rodents are cannibalistic.
      They'll not only eat the young, they'll eat each other.

      The problem with trying to stick cannibalism as a behavior that happens "under a certain set of rules" is that those rules can be something as simple as 'I'm the new male in town' or 'look, dead meat'. And "except in cases of starvation" is laughable.
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    2. Re:Torture? Murder? by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      Torturing animals doesn't serve a purpose. Killing them for the purpose of nourishment and consumption does.

      Some people consider torturing animals to be entertainment and a purpose in and of itself.

      Yes, perhaps it's in some ways distasteful, but - being omnivores - it's also part of our natural biological process.

      I always find this an interesting argument. Since when has "natural process" equated to "acceptable"? Malaria is a natural, biological process.

      You can't compare murdering somebody to the consumption of a food animal.

      Sure I can. In both cases it is taking a life. The relative "value" of the life and acceptability of the purpose is a matter of debate.

      It's not the same thing.

      In some ways it is and in some it isn't. It is all a matter of perspective.

      And before you get into the "would killing be OK if we eat each other," that's also a no...

      Umm great? You can say something is okay or not, but that isn't really anything other than an opinion.

      ...most mammals don't eat their own species either

      A lot of mammals do actually. I'm not sure the percentage, but again I'm not sure what your point is.

      A debate is not an argument. The purpose of a debate is to find common ground such that a fundamental disagreement can be understood in its entirety. Few people would argue killing is always wrong (especially in the case of vegetables or invading microorganisms). We must, then, understand what forms of killing people find unacceptable and why... at the most basic level. This topic has been discussed at length by some brilliant thinkers over the years and a good start is reading what they came up with.

      For me, I have no objection to killing or eating animals or plants. I do, however, place value on those lives and take personal responsibility for my part in their deaths. I find many reasons to kill insufficient to overcome the value I place on life and would not, personally, kill an animal simply for entertainment. I will kill for food (plants and animals). I prefer to minimize suffering and kill humanely.

      The advent of "meat vats" is something I've anticipated for quite a while. I think many people are incorrect about how they will work (likely more like printers than vats). I think many people are incorrect about their implications for society. If I had the option of buying such meat today, I might do so, especially if it was economical. I would not, however, stop killing animals for meat. Replacing meat from industrial farms with "vat grown" meat is something I find ethical. Leaving wild animals to a very broken cycle of overpopulation followed by starvation and rampant disease, seems very unethical to me, especially since it is largely a man-made phenomenon resulting from eradication of large predators, construction that is not compatible with wild animals in the area, and other manmade changes to the environment.

      I applaud PETA for this move to create an economic incentive to end industrial animal farming as it now exists. At the same time, I'm not going to stop thinning some of the overpopulated herds of animals, even when I have to bury the corpse because it is so diseased as a result of man made overpopulation problems.

    3. Re:Torture? Murder? by aliquis · · Score: 1

      What most mammals do and not do is a weak point in an argument regarding what we should do or not thought.

    4. Re:Torture? Murder? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the problem is the way our food system works, we torture the animals we eat before they are consumed. it is very difficult (in the u.s. at least) to eat animal-based food without contributing to torture.

      once that is understood, we no longer compare animal killing to human killing, but the combination animal torture and animal killing to human killing.

    5. Re:Torture? Murder? by leoinnyc · · Score: 1

      But right now 99 percent of the meat you eat is produced in a manner akin to torture. So just having a purpose is not sufficient to justify this consumption unless you believe that wanting a burger instead of pasta primavera for dinner is grounds for torture.

    6. Re:Torture? Murder? by phorm · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, I have no real argument against this, as it's quite true that many of the mass-produced food-animals live fairly miserable lives. To add to that, after all the injections of hormones and other such crap, they're not exactly all that healthy for people either.

      One suggestion I might have is to eat local livestock,etc raised in better conditions. In many case it's better food anyhow, for example free-range chicken eggs tend to be richer and larger as well.

  111. No Soylent Green jokes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Come on.. "it's made of PEOPLE!!"

  112. "We don't mind taking uncomfortable positions...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "We don't mind taking uncomfortable positions if it means that fewer animals suffer."

    There's a quote that could be taken out of context!

  113. PETA prank opportunities by bug · · Score: 1

    We are here at the 2008 PETA worldwide conference, where we've secretly replaced the faux meat they usually serve with Folgers Real Meat From Suffering Dead Animals. Let's see if anyone can tell the difference!

    I can also think of some great names for their new product, like "I Can't Believe It's Not Dead Animal".

  114. Meat is murder... by edmicman · · Score: 1

    Tasty, tasty murder.

    As someone who grew up farming as well as an avid fan of cooked meats of all kinds....the stunts PETA pulls pisses me off to no end. I'd love to go toe-to-toe with each of every one of those hippie nutjobs...

  115. Do they desire a replication of a cut? by Upaut · · Score: 1

    Does the winner get the prize for hamburger, or a steak? Now the first one can be done both cheap, easy, and in vast quantities. The second requirers a bit more work, but would make the meat nearly indistinguishable. And speaking of indistinguishable, what level of tenderness is required? If the steak has to pass for 'normal' it needs to be worked. More work.

    Can it be done? Sure. Hell, if they gave a bunch of biology graduate students a grant of half-up-front, and the rules in place, one of us would be happy to preform the research and development. So long as they are willing to spend the time and money getting the product approved for consumption (I know a general approval has been made, but I am willing to wager there are inspections, tests, and other things I do not know of.. All of which will take time and money.) And the benefit of doing it that way instead of a "prize"? You get exactly what you ask for on a time-line you approve, and you also get the focused attention of a few biologists and engineers at their cheapest and most obsessive state...

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    1. Re:Do they desire a replication of a cut? by Upaut · · Score: 1

      Well further reading and research has given me the answer to this probing question:

      The contest is to provide an indistinguishable cut of chicken, grown in vitro, that is identical in taste, texture, and the like to the real thing. All produced on the mass scale by 2012.

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  116. What is it with the people. by eXFeLoN · · Score: 0

    FuCk I Hate these people. They're anti-meat, great for them. If they're vegans, then go vegan. Stop lusting after the meat. "Hi, I'm from PETA! I love animals I would never eat an animal or use an animal byproduct. Fuck I wish someone would make some fake meat so this shit I'm eating would taste better.".

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  117. Finally! by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    As much as I dislike PETA and their methods, this is finally a proactive step. Identify the problem (in their minds, at least), and offer payment for a constructive solution.

  118. Ethics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I began my evidence, I used the archaic word "carnivore". Now I must introduce you another: I'll spell it out the first time: C-A-N-N-I-B-A-L...

  119. Re:PETA? by JohnnyGTO · · Score: 1

    MMMMMM Burgers!

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  120. Bob the Angry Flower: The Vegetarian's Dilemma by og_sh0x · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of possibly my favorite Bob the Angry Flower cartoon. Enjoy!

  121. As a vegan myself... by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

    if they can take one sample from one animal and clone it in a vat and feed this world, will the vegans be ok with that?
    If you can "grow" meat without cloning the animal itself, then please be my guest!

    Not to mention the reduced Co2 emissions from all the animals that are born only to be killed later on.

    Meat grown in a vat? Bring it on!

  122. I was brought up vegetarian by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... and although I still follow that lifestyle, I always had questions about the soy-based "imitation meat"/"plastic meat" ("the worst part of the dog", my brother would say) my mother made us eat: if you don't want to eat the real thing, why eat something that attempts to look and taste the same as the real thing? I suppose for me it is a matter more of taste than of some or other assumed ethical principle.

    We would however eat egg and dairy, and can you imagine my mother's reaction when we started referring to eggs as "aborted chickens"? :->

  123. I don't see the conflict in this by JoeD · · Score: 1

    PETA is an ANIMAL RIGHTS organization.

    Some vegans don't eat meat because they think it's wrong to exploit animals.

    Others don't eat meat because they feel that a vegan diet is healthier.

    It's this second group that will be pissed off, but that's not what PETA's mission is.

    Personally, I feel that if we weren't meant to eat animals, they wouldn't be made out of meat.

  124. Prior Art by catdevnull · · Score: 1

    I think they should check some of the recipes for the meals served to me while in the U.S. military...

    I'm sure it's still classified, though.

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  125. The eternal problem by Jivecat · · Score: 1

    The real problem is that test tubes come in racks of ten, and hot dog buns will still come in packs of eight.

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  126. Already done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its commonly called a "hot dog".

  127. Vegan's != the Customers for this by penguin_dance · · Score: 1

    I don't know why some people are thinking Vegetarians/Vegans want this so they can have steak. Obviously Peta wants this so the meat-eaters will quit killing cows, pigs, chickens etc. Most Vegans are perfectly happy with their diet--just like any other diet choice, you can't stick to something you hate.

    I'm not a vegetarian, but we do have some dietary restrictions in our house. Personally I like to use the Morningstar Beef crumble substitute. It is also kosher dairy.

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  128. All them cows by Vinegar+Joe · · Score: 1

    I imagine most farm animals will become extinct within 10 years of the introduction of a true artificial meat. There really isn't much reason to keep cows, pigs, chickens and turkeys around otherwise.

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  129. people for the ethical treatment of plants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I oppose to the killing of plants. They are another form of life that breaths, eats, bleeds, reproduce, have feelings, etc. Just like animals - they just do everything a little different.

    Its one of the few forms of life that we eat while its still living. Now that cruelty!!!

    Peta is one of those groups that actually supports the cruelty of animals. They have actually helped the fur coat industry by throwing ink/paint on fur coats of the rich. The rich will collect their insurance and go out and purchase brand new fur coats thus more fur bearing animals are sacrificed.

  130. it's not called tofu by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    It's called SOYLENT GREEN!

    1. Re:it's not called tofu by gnick · · Score: 1

      Soylent Green wasn't fake meat - It was real meat. It was fake plankton.

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  131. Depends... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... on the vegan you ask. I'd be ok, if none of the ingredients are vegan (except for a seed, of course, which in every generation but the first must come from a previous generation). I still wouldn't (normally) eat it, I don't see the point any longer.

  132. Which leads us to by yespatterns · · Score: 1

    In vitro meat's biggest opponent... Starbucks!

  133. You != Vegans by illegalcortex · · Score: 1

    You sure are awfully strict in your rules and definition for OTHER people's beliefs. You know, it might be possible those rules and definitions don't apply universally...

    Your whole "you are either a vegan or you are not" claim is already invalidated when you later say "Pragmatic concerns apply as always - if you can't find the medication you need in a gelatine-free version, and you have tried your best, there's nothing wrong with going with the gelatine version." If someone offered you a strip of bacon and you hadn't eaten in a day, is it ok to eat as long as you feel some guilt? Is it okay if I keep eating meat, as long as I feel guilty about it? Does that make me a vegan? Because, pragmatically, it would be very inconvenient for me not to eat meat.

    It seems you just redefined a vegan as "Someone who doesn't eat or use animal products unless if they feel they have no choice, then they must feel bad about it but go ahead and do it anyway."

    In much the same way, the whole tiny amount of gelatin argument is also pragmatic. You can't spend your life feeling guilty about something like this that is unavoidable. If everyone didn't eat meat, they wouldn't use that tiny amount of gelatin because then it would be cost prohibitive.

    1. Re:You != Vegans by ZeroPly · · Score: 1
      "It seems you just redefined a vegan as "Someone who doesn't eat or use animal products unless if they feel they have no choice, then they must feel bad about it but go ahead and do it anyway."

      Ummm... that's kind of the definition that most vegans (and PETA) already use... I didn't just create it for the purposes of this Slashdot discussion.

      Veganism is an effort to entirely avoid animal products. If you are sincerely attempting to avoid animal products then you should feel bad about using them, because you are failing in your goal. If you are stranded on a desert island with a case of Spam, I doubt any ethicists would argue that you should starve to death rather than use the can opener.

      If you haven't eaten in a day and NEED bacon, then you can eat it. That's different from being inconvenienced by not being able to eat a Big Mac. You are conflating necessity and convenience as most people in the West usually do.

      This is all Animal Rights 101. Read Peter Singer's books. Everything we're talking about has been discussed to death in various forums. This is not new ground.

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    2. Re:You != Vegans by xaxa · · Score: 1

      (I agree with everything you said.)

      I'll add (as I originally said) that I came at veganism from an environmental viewpoint primarily, animal welfare was secondary.

      At one point I ate a serving of beef chili. My flatmate had made it, then said I could have it (or else to throw it out) as he ran to catch his plane. No one else was going to eat it, but it would be a waste to throw it away, so I ate it. Some vegans would hate this, some are fine with it (out of respect for an animal that otherwise would have died for nothing, and perhaps the energy/effort that went into making it).

      It's all relative! "Mostly vegan" hasn't caused an argument before anyway...

    3. Re:You != Vegans by illegalcortex · · Score: 1

      The point I'm making is that you mix a hard line with a soft one. People always have a choice. You don't have to ever voluntarily use an animal product. Unless someone ties you down and force feeds it to you (or I suppose forces a leather jacket on you), it's your choice. Again, taking your own hard line, you're just wimping out betraying your ideals of veganism if you ever make that choice and compromise your ideals.

      Say if there's a medication that is only available with animal products, you are making the choice that your welfare is much more important than the animals. And that's animals in the plural because most likely one ain't gonna do it for you. This is the same situation as non-vegans making the choice that their welfare trumps the animals and therefore eating meat is ok. They choose not to sacrifice their happiness and money, which have a large impact on their health.

      And I don't care who has discussed it and who has written books about it. Free Will has been talked about for thousands of years, but that doesn't mean the issue is all settled and wrapped up with a nice bow on it. We're talking philosophy and ethics here. Those things will always be subjective. What I'm saying is just because you propound that it has to be a certain way for everyone, that doesn't actually make it so.

      If Donald Watson had wanted the word "vegan" to mean a very specific black and white thing, he should have trademarked it. He didn't do that, so its meaning will change and be open to variation just as any philosophy or relgion always is.

    4. Re:You != Vegans by ZeroPly · · Score: 1
      You are being too pedantic. Necessity is not a rigorous concept, and I am not claiming that it is. It varies from person to person. A homeless person might need that leather jacket if no other alternative is available and it's freezing outside. The question is whether you can reasonably do without it.

      Also, my welfare IS more important than that of animals - much in the way that a dolphin's welfare would be more important than that of an amoeba. There is no contradiction there and no one is advocating sacrificing yourself to save animals. That's a false dichotomy. In most (almost all) cases there's no conflict, which is where being vegan is possible.

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  134. I think we're overlooking... by xaoslaad · · Score: 1

    I think we're all overlooking the more important benefits of this here... if we grow all our meat in test tubes nad giant vats that means each and every time we can have a perfectly formed boneless cut of whatever the hell we want.

    Let the vegans elevate the animals we take the samples from as glorious god creatures for all I care. Their suffering saved millions, blah, blah, blah, whatever.

    Now I can consume my steak without excess gristle, fat, and bones.

  135. Does meat in a vat suffer? by koan · · Score: 1

    *glances at office cube mate* if it doesn't suffer the vegans should be ok with it.

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  136. Animal apocalypse by williamhb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's not so mad to compare it to those dystopian futures like Soylent Green: PETA seem to be under the strange impression that if artificially grown meat was invented then all the farmers in the world would set their cows and chickens free to live wild with a cheer and a wave. In economic reality, however, if cheap artificial meat was invented, more and more farmers would very quickly send all their cattle to be slaughtered as no longer economic to maintain. It would be the animal apocalypse.

    1. Re:Animal apocalypse by CRCulver · · Score: 1

      PETA has no problem with animals dying. It euthanizes most of the animals entreated to its care. It just doesn't want animals to live in situations it sees as exploitation.

    2. Re:Animal apocalypse by k3r3nsky'sr3v3ng3 · · Score: 1

      And, even if they did set them free, most would wander aimlessly and starve to death, seeing that they (livestock) evolved under our (humans') patronage.

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  137. yes, they would be ok with that by Surt · · Score: 1

    Vegans object to the use of animals, as it cannot be done except as exploitation (the animals, incapable of negotiation or resistance, cannot extract a fair and reasonable price for being eaten, yet get to suffer extensive pain the process).

    This alterna-meat process would involve no animals and no pain. It would be a gross violation of their stated ethical beliefs to oppose it.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vegan

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    1. Re:yes, they would be ok with that by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1
      Vegans object to the use of animals, as it cannot be done except as exploitation (the animals, incapable of negotiation or resistance, cannot extract a fair and reasonable price for being eaten, yet get to suffer extensive pain the process).

      Reasonably, could I then expect less resistance to the eating of wild animals that have died of natural causes? Impractical yes, but asking as a thought experiment...

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    2. Re:yes, they would be ok with that by Surt · · Score: 1

      I don't imagine most vegans would have a problem with that. The idea is to make a choice not to inflict pain or act cruelly. The only argument against might be the interference with the other animals that might want/need to eat that.

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  138. Who cares what those nut jobs think. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I ain't eating any meat that didn't scream before it was on my plate.

  139. Obviously not a cook. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fat, gristle, tendons and bones are required components in just about every kind of meat-based cooking.

    Try to make soup by boiling a boneless, over-trimmed, lean chicken breast.

    1. Re:Obviously not a cook. by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      That works out just fine so long as you've acquired or created your stock through some other means.

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  140. Will we be able to get human meat? by JonToycrafter · · Score: 1

    If we could get human meat, that would be great for my vegan restaurant Soybabies - specializing in mock human.

    Everything will be vegan except for the fake vegetables, which will be made out of meat. Anyone up for a side of Cowliflower or Mock Choy?

  141. powdered milk by Master+Of+Ninja · · Score: 1

    Why not try powdered milk)? Just add water, cheap to get, lasts for months. Normally use it for coffee/tea/desserts, but I hear more and more people moving to this as it is better in scale.

    1. Re:powdered milk by Hatta · · Score: 1

      Because it tastes like crap. Powdered milk is only good for baking, and western blots.

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  142. Re:VERY EASY: 1 stone can be used to kill 2 birds. by azemute · · Score: 1

    But then you're either left with a PETA person, or worse, a ground up PETA person with no one left to eat it...

  143. Vegan and Ready by BillsterJ · · Score: 1

    I'm a vegan and if someone offered me a delicious cloned steak, I'd eat it in a heartbeat. And yes, even if the cloned meat needed original animal tissue to start off with, I'd be OK with it. In fact as early as 2003, the Australian research group SymbioticA, made cloned frog steaks from a still living frog. So animals, theoretically, could be donors to cloned meat projects without even having to die. Here is the link to SymbioticA and a link to an article about those delicious frog steaks... mmm... http://www.symbiotica.uwa.edu.au/welcome http://www.wired.com/medtech/health/news/2004/02/62385?currentPage=all

  144. Another vegan chimes in by f64 · · Score: 1

    I went herbivore eight years ago mostly for health and ecological reasons; These days it's a ethical one.

    If vat meat (veat? can we coin that now?) would be available it wouldn't be objectionable to my vegan sensitivities; There's already vat grown schrooms fungus - Quorn - which is a popular (non-vegan) meat substitute, so as long as it's labeled 'veat' instead of 'slab of mutated beef' it might go over.
    Skimming the Quorn page, it seems that it took ten years of trials before it was deemed fit for human consumption, so PETA better be patient.

    Atwoods book Oryx and Crake briefly handles the topic.

  145. CmdrTaco a bigot? by andreMA · · Score: 1

    if they can take one sample from one animal and clone it in a vat and feed this world, will the vegans be ok with that?
    Gee, I don't know. If we serve only pork, will all religionists be OK with that? "Vegans" are not a monolithic group; they're a bunch of (in my opinion) silly people, but to lump them together as you do is an insulting application of stereotypes.

    Some vegans do it for health reasons (so an artificial product that's effectively the same chemically won't sway them), while others do it for "ethical" reasons, to avoid eating fuzzy critters... these people might find the artificial perfectly acceptable, as it sidesteps their core concern.

    ...off to have a steak for lunch; I'm an omnivore. Count your toes.

  146. Carnophilia by RomulusNR · · Score: 1

    ...[I]f they can take one sample from one animal and clone it in a vat and feed this world, will the vegans be ok with that?

    Maybe, maybe not, but... why? Why go through all that unnecessary trouble just to create meat when there are plenty of easier, non-meat ways (killed or otherwise) to feed the world? Meat is a wasteful food source either way. The same resources needed to raise meat can make five times as many plant-based food sources. I've no idea what resources are needed to grow meat cells in a lab, but I'm guessing it's even worse than traditional meat-raising.

    Just get over meat already. Humans maybe needed meat during the early period before we learned to farm, or when we first settle into new parts of the earth, or had crops wiped out due to weather or disaster. We're way beyond that now. The meat industry doesn't exist today because it provides some crucial nutrient, it exists because people are obsessed with consuming its products.

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    1. Re:Carnophilia by andreMA · · Score: 1
      There's that minor bit about having evolved over millions of years as omnivores, though. It's very difficult to be totally vegetarian and not develop nutritional difficulties; in particular I think an amino acid (tyrosine?) is hard to come by on a strictly vegan diet.

      Who know what other trace nutrients might be provided only by eating carnivorously, or what subtle effects their absence might have?

    2. Re:Carnophilia by RomulusNR · · Score: 1

      Omnivore doesn't mean we *have* to eat both plants and animals, but that we *can*. This gave our species an advantage in that we could survive in high-animal, low-plant situations as well as low-animal, high-plant situations, or a combination of the two.

      Yeah, there's certain vitamins etc. that are hard to get (cannot confirm your tyrosine theory) on a *vegan* diet, but there is still that middle ground between an no-animal-product diet (i.e. vegan) and a no-meat diet (i.e. vegetarian). Vitamins D & B12 and calcium can be found in dairy products (you can also get vitamin D just by getting a little sunshine), and iodine can be found in iodized salt and seaweed products.

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    3. Re:Carnophilia by andreMA · · Score: 1
      Not really disagreeing with you, but your comment about iodized salt made me think that it seems to be mostly herbivores that seek out salt licks... perhaps due to plants being low in either sodium or chloride? If that's the case, a nifty evolutionary behavior there. You also correctly pointed out my conflation of "vegan" and "vegetarian" -- thanks.

      And certainly you are correct that meat is an inefficient means of protein production. But it's very efficient for the consumer; eating meat was more time efficient for primitive man as opposed to gathering nuts/seeds/leaves/roots to eat. This created free time not devoted to survival and probably was instrumental in the development of civilization, although the invention of agriculture is generally credited with that. If I were an anthropology major in search of a thesis...

      Just musing. Pardon me.

  147. Well, Cheese is a yellow meat. by Mattniche · · Score: 1
  148. But will it be safe ? by acklenx · · Score: 1

    Q: How will we know if this new invention is safe for human consumption?

    A: We'll test it on animals first!

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  149. Re:And factory farming is far from natural by BlueshiftVFX · · Score: 1

    I agree I am sure it will be only a matter of time till the farmers have developed artificial meat. what with all the cloning, cross breeding and genetically modified feed an all. But hasn't Macdonald's already accomplished artificial meat? http://youtube.com/watch?v=mYyDXH1amic

  150. People Eating Tasty Animals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    mmm good!

    Interestingly enough, the best tasting animals are the cute n cuddly ones that have been running wild n free frolicking around all happy an**BOOM! thar we go, mmm meat

  151. Here is the morality litmus test... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does it feel ok to offer in-vitro grown human meat in grocery stores for satisfying cannibal tastes without having to kill humans?

    If this feels wrong, then it would appear that the idea is not really that sound for animal meat morals either.

    Anyway: the actual moral problem with meat production is that you can feed 10 times as many vegetarians with the same amount of agricultural area than you can do when reprocessing plants into meat through animals. A solid part of food shortage in third world is caused by their agriculture producing food for our lifestock rather than their people.

    I should be very much surprised if artificially grown meat would improve the output ratio.

    Whether or not you are bothered about suffering animals: meat eaters are exporting starvation of humans. And in-vitro meat production will likely be quite less efficient than in-farm, causing quite more food shortage elsewhere.

  152. PETA IS NOT THINIKING by fadethepolice · · Score: 0

    Nothing would extinct the cow faster than in-vitro meat. It is not in cow's best interests for this to happen. The only draught horses you see anymore is the clydesdale's because ----tractors---- replaced them. All they will succeed in doing with this is accelerating the conversion of farmland to subdivisions as the cows are killed off in favor of meat factories. DUH!!!!! Cows + Humans = symbiotic relationship. Nature cares not for our pesonal discomfort, only for the suvival of our genetics.

  153. Re:Wonder if this will cut down on energy use as w by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 1

    Would in vitro meat be grown in the cities .... no!

    Would in vitro meat be energy efficient and not produce greenhouse gases .. probably not!

    So this is a bit of a non-argument ...?

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  154. IT"S VITRO MEAT by x1n933k · · Score: 1

    Guys, you're missing the point. It isn't for the Vegans, it is for those who are not Vegan have Meat so that it cuts back on the amount of Animals are killed for meat every year. Not to mention the amount of other resources that it would save; clean water being the biggest one that comes to mind.

    [J]

  155. tastes like corn by r00t · · Score: 1

    Cloned meat will taste like corn, because that is
    what will be used to produce it.

  156. Mezzerow Loves Company by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was a Sci-Fi story by Floyd L Wallace, written in the 1950s (anthology "The World that Couldn't Be") that seems to be tailor made for this discussion.

    Some colonists return to the teaming overpopulated earth to correct a clerical error in the name of their planet that was causing people not to want to move there ('Misery Row' instead of 'Mezzerow' for its discoverer). Earth was a revelation, including the food, which they were informed was healthy and nutritious vat-grown meat, since there was no room to grow the real thing.

    By the end they find out that the meat most suited to being vat grown was, unsurprisingly, the most common type of meat protein left on earth... and it didn't come from lower animals...

    If PETA was still around in that particular future they'd be laughing their asses off...

  157. Think of the possibilities ... by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

    So I'm thinking, how the hell would I grow meat? Yeah, I know the idea here is to find a way to culture it in something like a cross between a petrie dish and a hydroponic pot farm, but bear with me. Once you have muscle tissue, how do you develop it and accelerate its growth? You exercise it. How the hell do you do that?

    Hmm, okay, bioengineer a tendon at each end, attach one to a stationary part of the vat, attach the other to a mechanism that offers resistance (kind of a biomass bowflex, if you will), insert electrodes into muscle mass, and repeatedly stimulate the muscle, thus exercising the vat-o-meat.

    Now we have twitching, pulsing vats of meat. Great. What happens if we take the next logical step and attach the buff biomass to a generator? Imagine a bioengine with a series of the vat-o-meat equivalent of cylinders that would pull instead of push, driving an electrical generator. All you'd have to do is feed it a constant supply of glucose & O2, and remove the waste. (Here comes the idea for the vat-o-kidney ... )

    Combination food factory and power plant.

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  158. Early steps already taken by TheSync · · Score: 1

    SymbioticA, a cross-disciplinary life sciences and art research lab at the University of Western Australia has been taking "baby steps" in this process. You can read about their "disembodied cuisine" project where they grew frog skeletal muscle over biopolymer and ate it.

    It turns out the biggest problem with doing these kinds of experiments are regulations. Research labs may lose their licenses if they produce food for eating, actual food production has tremendous amount of regulation, and the transport of "biological samples" are highly regulated (although transport of a flank steak is much less regulated).

    Also real "meat" is not just muscle cells, but a rich microstructure of muscle, connective tissue, and fat. So it will push the limits of tissue engineering to come up with something that actually tastes good.

  159. We're omnivores by deesine · · Score: 2, Insightful

    deal with it.

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    1. Re:We're omnivores by xappax · · Score: 1

      By omnivore, you mean we are capable of digesting both plant and animal flesh. It's undeniable that we have the ability to get nourishment from meat.

      However, there are a lot of things that humans are capable of that we've decided - either as individuals or societies - not to do anymore.

      Humans can steal, humans can rape and murder each other, humans can even design devices capable of destroying all life on the planet.

      Just 'cause we can eat meat doesn't automatically mean it's a good idea.

    2. Re:We're omnivores by GoodbyeBlueSky1 · · Score: 1

      Humans can steal, humans can rape and murder each other, humans can even design devices capable of destroying all life on the planet.

      Just 'cause we can eat meat doesn't automatically mean it's a good idea. This is such a retarded argument. Fine, you are a vegetarian. This does not mean that everyone who eats meat is wrong.

      This is why everybody gets pissed off at vegetarians. I know a bunch of vegetarians and/or vegans, and they are intelligent people who know how to coexist with the rest of society and do not force their dietary choices upon others. Then there's the PETA-thumpers who compare eating meat to rape. Are you for real?
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    3. Re:We're omnivores by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you seriously just compare a ham sandwich to rape and nuclear holocaust?

      You people ARE nutty!

    4. Re:We're omnivores by xappax · · Score: 1

      I think you're making a mistaken assumption about what I said, and doing it in a very defensive way.

      The OP was implying that because we're omnivores, it therefore follows that we should eat meat. This is not necessarily true.

      Make whatever conclusion you'd like about whether you should eat meat or not, but don't simply assume that because we're capable of digesting something that we need to or should eat it.

    5. Re:We're omnivores by xappax · · Score: 1

      If you're wondering whether I equated those things, I did not. The point I was trying to make is obvious to anyone who reads it in good faith, so I won't bother explaining again.

    6. Re:We're omnivores by daveime · · Score: 1

      Just because we are omnivores, that doesn't mean we should eat ONLY plants either.

      Some people eat glass, there's one French guy who ate a whole Volkswagon or something ... as Chris Rock so succinctly put it ... you can drive your car with your feet if you want to, that don't make it a good f***ing idea.

      Your last sentence sums it up, and works both ways ... don't simply assume that because we're capable of digesting something that we need to or should eat it.

      I respect your choice, but don't try to tell me MY choice is wrong because it doesn't fit with your ideals ...

    7. Re:We're omnivores by Jerry+Beasters · · Score: 1

      You seriously just put eating meat on the same list as stealing, raping, murdering, and the FUCKING ATOMIC BOMB. You all should read this. Mod the post up so people can see what vegans truly believe. Disgusting.

    8. Re:We're omnivores by deesine · · Score: 1

      Just 'cause we can eat meat doesn't automatically mean it's a good idea.

      Please go back and re-read the thread: the first mention of eat-by-design was in humorous refutation of it. Axx, apparently a vegan, jumped in, without understanding that, and proceeded to teach us all something. You appear to be doing the same thing, "teaching" us something, when it's you who has the misunderstanding. Lemme guess, you're a vegan/vegetarian also?

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    9. Re:We're omnivores by xappax · · Score: 1

      I respect your choice, but don't try to tell me MY choice is wrong because it doesn't fit with your ideals ...</quote>

      I'm not. Was there something I wrote that made you think I was trying to tell you what to do?

      I tried to be fairly clear that people should make their own conclusions about what they think they should eat, and still I get this defensive "that's fine for you but don't preach that I have to be like you!" attitude...I admit, it's a little frustrating.

      I sometimes get the feeling that not only do people not want to be told what to do, they don't even want to discuss this issue at all. Not to say that's your attitude though.

    10. Re:We're omnivores by xappax · · Score: 1

      That's true, I don't eat meat, which apparently makes me hopelessly biased and unqualified to offer an opinion.

      Perhaps someone with a neutral, fair and balanced perspective on the issue of eating meat (by which I mean a meat-eater, of course) could take my place in this discussion?

    11. Re:We're omnivores by xappax · · Score: 1

      Yep. I call it a list of "things that are not necessarily a good idea". There are lots more things that could go on that list, things like:

      - Wearing a silly hat in court
      - Poking a pitbull in the eye
      - Setting a fire
      - Eating funnel cake before you ride the roller-coaster

      Look what I did now, I put eating funnel cake on the same list as rape! OMGZ, I must be some kind of wacko!!!1

      Sadly, you fail at debate. But, I did have more fun making this half of the list, so I guess something good came of it after all :)

  160. Fetal Bovine Serum by supa.g33k · · Score: 1

    Are we allowed to use FBS in the culture medium? Mmm... embryo juice.

    On a serious note, one of the more compelling arguments for vegetarianism is the environmental impact of animal agriculture. Where will the carbon inputs for "vat-o-meat" come from, and how will they compare to plant protein sources?

  161. Gaia is dying? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gaia is dying because I put a steak through her heart.

  162. god damnit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as a vegan and an animal rights activist sometimes i fucking hate peta.

  163. i don't know about that by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    yes, the animals wouldn't have existed if it weren't for our desire to eat them, but that doesn't absolve us of the suffering we create. it is better that they never existed in the first place to suffer at all

    however, we need to eat meat, so livestock are ok, for now. when meat vats are perfected, there is no valid reason to keep livestock around

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  164. Feral horses and cattle likewise by wiredog · · Score: 1

    The wild horses in the Western US are rough on the environment.

  165. PETA hypocrisy by tannhaus · · Score: 1

    Awesome PETA, do you now recognize the fact you've taken your hypocrisy to a whole new level now by sponsoring animal testing?

    Maybe now they'll stop sponsoring ALF and blowing up labs...yeah, right.

  166. Where will all the unemployed cows go? by bsy-1 · · Score: 1

    Let's toss the argument on if eating meat is good or bad, and just look at what would happen if we did. None of the animal rights activist would be behind slaughtering millions of viable animals, but having millions of now unemployed beef on the hoof, who is going to feed them, why if we can't eat them, would we feed them? (so we aren't cruel, of course). So now we have done away with the in-humane process of raising our steak, and have begun to grow it instead, we can gently encourage that 1500 lb bull move our of our driveway so we can go to work!

    1. Re:Where will all the unemployed cows go? by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      None of the animal rights activist would be behind slaughtering millions of viable animals...

      I think your assertion is incorrect. PETA themselves euthanize animals and support killing them instead of letting them roam free when they take possession of pets and the like.

  167. Soft body physics around the 2:25 mark by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-m4pe6UAS2M

  168. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Considering the fact that people said the same thing about slaves and women, maybe it is just you.

  169. Remove plants from the dirt they die by duncan · · Score: 1

    So are plants less dead than a cow on my dinner plate?

    What I want to know is what makes these PETA (and similar) groups so damn sure that plants are not sentient in some way we don't understand

  170. I don't think so! by chasingporsches · · Score: 1

    As a vegetarian, i wouldn't touch it. I am a vegetarian not only because of the killing of animals, but also because meat is high in fat and cholesterol and is far more unhealthy than other protein-rich sources. I'll stick to my tofu and soy protein, thanks. However, i do believe this would be good for the whole of society that eats meat. It removes the killing of animals from the equation without requiring people to give up eating meat. So from a "is it a good thing to do?" standpoint, i'd say yes, but don't expect a bunch of vegetarians/vegans to jump on board. This is more for the general public than veg*ans.

  171. Actually... by zogger · · Score: 2, Interesting

    ...I thought about that myself with our cattle. If such a thing happened as the cheap cloned steaks, and made this business just silly, I would get them all neutered and let them live out their lives in the pasture (where they are right now standing belly deep in lush spring grass), unless the government kept bumping up the land taxes too much, right now that's all they do, help pay taxes and I keep a side when I need one.

  172. Animals are not human by Quattro+Vezina · · Score: 1

    Humans are the Earth's natural Master Race. We're effectively gods; a Pantheon six billion strong.

    Animals exist for our pleasure. Their suffering is not our concern, as animals are not human.

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    1. Re:Animals are not human by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I totally agree. Let's torture animals for our own pleasure. People with poor taste too. Hell, let's burn all of nature down, it's dirty.

      When the next master race comes along I will point them in your direction. Prepare to bend over.

  173. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You also 'evolved' an appendix for a reason. Is your health impaired because you don't use it? Evolutionary reasons change over time. You might as well say something like "If man were intended to fly, he'd have wings" or maybe even "God will provide."

  174. Quorn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.quorn.us/cmpage.aspx?pageid=371

    It's already out there.

    Taste about as good as Soylent Green tho -

  175. Veggie burgers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have hunger, diseases, war...


    All of which can be exacerbated by the immense natural resources required to grow edible livestock. Water, veggies for the animals to eat, and land (usually created by burning down forrests ) results in inefficient food production to create not only meat, but inedible material such as bones and hair.

    There are already excellent alternatives, such as soy burgers and chik'n patties, and they are actually delicious. Most foods' taste derives from sauces that garnish them.

    I think Burger King offers a soy burger in its menus. Some great soy burger/sausage brands are Gardenburger, Kraft Foods' Boca Burgers , and Kellog's Morningstar Farms.

  176. Soylent Green by stacybro · · Score: 1

    is PEOPLE!!!!

  177. PETA doesn't care about animals by teflaime · · Score: 1

    They only care about money and sensationalism. Just look at how many PETA employees have been caught taking animals from perfectly good animal shelters just to leave them die in unventilated, furnace like bins.

  178. Its not about meat its about brutality by unity100 · · Score: 1

    leaving aside the fact that meat is a substance that tolls the digestive system when it is consumed, the current state of the 'meat industry' is too medieval compared to the state our civilization is in.

  179. Soy by Kelson · · Score: 1

    Oh, so you can't eat grain? Or more simply, you can't eat soy? Actually, no, I can't. I'm allergic to soy. I can't eat tofu, or edamame, or textured vegetable protein.

    Fortunately, by the time it's been metabolized by, say, a cow (or, apparently, fermented, since soy sauce doesn't cause me any problems), it's not an issue.
  180. Anonymous Coward by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    NO! this is worse than GMO

    Manipulating of life being the problem, domestication being worse than slavery and torture

    I predict that PETA membership will drop and Farm Sanctuary will rise in membership.

  181. Chicken Mushroom or fungus by LM741N · · Score: 1

    There is a type of non-gilled mushroom called the Chicken Mushroom which tastes exactly like beef, yet i suppose has no nutrition to it at all. Perhaps they can find out what is inside it and market something similar. I know this for certain because in Pa I occasionally would find one and cook it up.

  182. General formula by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's highly ironic* that people behave inconsistently, especially when you can point to massive groups of them and then pick whatever subgroups you like to demonstrate just how inconsistent they are.

    Well, actually it isn't. It's just people being people.

  183. People are vegans for more than one reason. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many of the vegans I have met adopted their lifestyle purely for health reasons (perceived or otherwise). The morality issue doesn't even come into play for them. I find a simple moral rule applies much more to vegetarians than vegans. If you're concerned solely about animal suffering, then you should be fine with eggs and dairy so long as they are farmed in a humane fashion.

    1. Re:People are vegans for more than one reason. by onemorehour · · Score: 1

      Right, if you look at the thread above this one, someone else has already made that point--I haven't met those people, but I believe that they exist.

      However, a few points for thought:

      • The egg and dairy industry is part of the meat industry
      • While killing an animal can be construed as causing it to suffer in a number of ways, what happens to an animal during its life is probably more important than when it dies
      • It may be more difficult than you think to postulate a perfectly humane farm
  184. Oblig. Pulp Fiction quote by confusednoise · · Score: 1

    because they taste good
    Vincent: But pork chops taste gooood. Bacon tastes gooood.

    Jules: And sewer rat may taste like pumpkin pie but I'd never know 'cause I wouldn't eat the filthy motherfucker...

  185. Inanity by leoinnyc · · Score: 1

    Due respect, you mostly highlight your own ignorance with this shallow post. I am not certain by what mechanism easting large quantities of meat would allow "rapid evolution." But industrial-scale meat production is a huge factor for global warming and other environmental destruction, not to mention large-scale systemically-enforced economic inequality. There are health problems too, (hormones and antibiotics and other icky stuff) although they aren't as big as some people like to think. But seriously -- read something: http://www.nytimes.com/2008/01/27/weekinreview/27bittman.html?scp=1&sq=meat-guzzler&st=nyt And this ignores the apparently irrelevant notion of animal suffering, which if mentioned gets you immediately written of as a hopeless crank. The funny thing is that slashdotters are such a smart group, and yet people immediately swim to the shallow end of the intellectual pool when this issue comes up. 98 percent of the time I am content to make the "mmm... meat is tasty" jokes right along with everyone else, despite being vegan. Mostly so I don't get stuck with that "humorless vegan weirdo" label. Such is the power of social pressure. But it is an intellectually bankrupt position. I figured with all of the philosophy-major/hobbyist types lurking around here someone would have figured that out by now. Being concerned with animal welfare is just like being an atheist (I am) surrounded by christians (I have been). You get all of these stupid, stupid, scripted responses and you just smile blankly and nod in response at how obviously you hadn't realized Stalinism was attributable to atheism, and of course! where did the universe come from -- you know -- before the big bang? Because the alternative is to slowly and painfully start from first principles and explain physics and evolution and of course when you're done you won't have changed anyone's mind anyway, except to convince them that you're hopelessly alien and misguided... Well, animal rights is the same thing. You immediately get the: you people care more about animals than people; we're supposed to eat meat -- it's like, natural, man; blah blah blah. God, just looking at all of the stupid, stupid posts here is exhausting -- it is like reading a right-wing politics board -- you don't even know where to begin. This ridiculous (on it's face, after, like .5 seconds of thinking about it you supposed mensa geeks, you) notion that vegetarian and vegan identity begins and ends with being into animal welfare. Usually expressed as: "we care more about animals than we do about people." Like we wake up in the morning and just sit around being vegan. Maybe stroking a cat and cutting up pictures of our families to use as kitty litter. Most vegan and vegetarians I know are intensely ethical people, whose avoidance of meat-products stems from a deep concern with issues of justice, sustainability and empathy. Most vegans and vegetarians I know are vastly more committed to working for positive (left-leaning obviously) social change than most of the meat-eaters I know. Not everyone, of course -- being an activist isn't a requirement for being a vegan. But what I find ironic are all of the people running around, wringing their hands because of global warming and dutifully re-using their shopping bags. Like many if not most slashdotters, I imagine. Because I am doing more to fight global warming by just sitting on my ass being vegan (and riding a lot of public transportation) than you are going to do in a year with all of your angry tirades about the Bush Administration and "buying local" and deciding to spend a little more for the "Rainforest Crunch" Ben & Jerry's. Half the people in bus with me on the way to the anti-torture protest where we so outnumbered the police they couldn't even arrest us were vegetarians. Most of you meat eaters weren't even there, even though you care soooo much more about human than animal rights. Really,

  186. Thank god somebody gets it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Jesus, it's not about being a liberal. The problem with GM plants is that they still throw out a bunch of pollen, and pollute existing seed lines. It's just bad science. Yeah, but Monsanto would dearly love to dig positions in on both sides of the culture wars.

    When the GM meat gets out of the tank and starts humping un-gm'd cows, I'll have problems with it. Otherwise, hell, if it tastes good, I'm there. And as long as it's labeled, so we will know 40 years from now that the kids with the extra tentacles are the ones that ate the GM meat. Kids with only the normal number of tentacles will be the children of vegetarians and will have to attend Special Ed.

    I like Bison. Mmmmmmmmm.... bison burgers with bacon and cheese... if it tastes like that I'll eat it!

  187. Cells != food by dontodd · · Score: 1

    Why does PETA assume that cells grown in a lab = food? Isn't food another form of energy, i.e. plants convert sun's energy, small animals eat plants, bigger animals eat smaller animals. The whole is greater than the sum of its parts, haven't we been deceived enough by the nutrition "experts" that they have any clue about what is "good?" At the risk of sounding like a nut, I'm going with Pollan on this one: if your grandmother didn't eat it, you probably shouldn't, either. I'll stick to the pastured beef and chicken I get from local farmers.

  188. feast by gorba · · Score: 1

    Giving up meat isn't easy for a caveman.

  189. PETA Offers X-Prize for Artificial Meat by Shotgun · · Score: 1

    My old high-school has prior art on anything you'll ever come up with.

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    Aah, change is good. -- Rafiki
    Yeah, but it ain't easy. -- Simba
  190. Does anyone else wonder... by 9InchRails · · Score: 1

    What vegans taste like?

  191. Philosophy by leoinnyc · · Score: 1

    Simple question to all carnivores: what makes exploiting animals (eating, animal testing, whatever) ok ethically or morally? Is it that they are:

    a) less intelligent although presumably just as capable of feeling pain

    b) just generally species loyalty -- no precise logic to it, just, "if it's not human I'll eat it."

    c) some vague notion of the natural order, perhaps inspired by some vague notion of christian, "dominion over the animals" stuff. d) Sheer might-makes-right -- we're bigger animals, they're smaller animals -- we win. Or is there something else that I'm missing? I'm just curious. Many of these are perfectly internally consistent, although pretty awful when looked as in context with mainstream human-rights-based ethics. At least three work exactly as well as justifications for nazism, slavery or rape. Option C is pretty weak from any viewpoint, I think, except a religious or spiritual one which I consider, basically, dumb.

    I really think a) is probably the most common, but least thought-thru since there's clearly a sliding scale of morality here. I mean, even most vegans don't worry too much about killing bugs. And many meat eaters don't like the idea of killing dogs or dolphins or whatever.

    But that's kind of a creepy argument too, since there's no end to how fine-grained that scale can be. It means that it's more ok to kill stupid humans than smart ones. In a crisis we should start by killing those with mental retardation, then move on to those who score poorly on IQ tests, etc. Which is basically just eugenics again. And if someone is as stupid as an animal presumably we should feel no compunction about killing them.

    What am I missing here?

  192. I won't be going back to meat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are many reasons not to eat meat besides the suffering of animals. In vitro meat generation seems ethically questionable, does not address the large difference in environmental impact required to produce meat versus a calorically equal amount of vegetable-based food, does not take into account the health-related reasons for abstaining from meat, and I don't think it would address the religious reasons that many have for not eating meat either. Artificial meat would not have me going back to being a meat eater, even if it means that no animals are harmed in its production.

  193. I thought we were already doing that, sort of by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    I remember a story about 'printing' cells and making organs out of them.

    Same idea as a good ole steak.

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  194. YOUR optimal human diet perhaps. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't have my genes. You are a descendant of people who lived different lives than my ancestors did. Your diet is fine for you I'm sure, but I don't like it and when I tried it I became fat, sluggish and prone to bowel and digestive ailments.

    I am probably the fittest person in my office, and I'm also one of the oldest. I eat like a hunter - high protein, with some dairy, raw fruit & dark green vegetables. The majority of what I eat is red meat and fish, and I don't eat more than one serving of fruit or veggies in a day. I don't eat processed veg like bread or chips and I don't eat or drink anything sweet (don't like the taste). I get my exercise from violent combat sports and splitting wood with an axe.

    I don't know why everybody seems to think there is an "optimal human diet". Humans vary, and so do gut flora.

    I don't get the efficiency argument, either - for me, animals are a time-tested and efficient way to convert the inedible plants (like corn) into food. I have no need for agriculture and your farms are interfering with my supply of tasty healthy food by displacing game. And y'know, I don't want to live in a world populated only by humans - I want to live in a world with the maximum possible animal diversity - and the efficiency argument leads to the destruction of all large non-humans in order to maximize the amount of land devoted to farms feeding ever-growing mountains of pale, flaccid human flesh.

  195. Can you spell BSE? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    aka. mad cow disease

    P.S. ...and cooking doesn't kill it.

  196. Interesting plot device... by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 1

    This concept was used in an episode of Sci-Fi channel's original series Eureka, where pieces of chicken grown in this manner (similar to the human pod farm in The Matrix) ended up doing some horribly outlandish thing to the citizens after being eaten. Although the scenario presented would be unlikely to ever actually happen in the manner depicted in the show, it did definitely make you wonder just how "safe" such meats produced in this manner would be for human consumption.

    In the meanwhile, this "X-Prize" may end up yielding results far less desirable to PETA than they're thinking. If they think testing cosmetics and drugs on animals seemed cruel, just wait until we start creating half-animal/plant abominations whose entire existence is entirely pain and suffering from the co-mingling of incompatible body configurations until we get things "tuned in" using generation upon generation of eugenic reproduction to get everything right. And even once we do manage one successful sample, we're still going to need to repeat the process several more times over to generate enough breeding stock to ensure that enough genetic diversity exists to prevent entire crops of these meat-bearing vines from becoming susceptible to a single, and possibly deadly, disease.

    In the end, this will likely end up bringing all the little Frankensteins out of the shadows long enough to leave pile after pile of maimed corpses from failed test subjects at PETA's doorstep before PETA finally cancels the contest for posterity's sake.

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  197. Poop does the trick! by spun · · Score: 1

    What do you mean, no vegetarian sources for B12? You've got plenty of B12 producing bacteria in your gut. Unfortunately, they are too far down for absorption to take place. Fortunately, there is an age old solution! Simply fertilize your veggie garden with your own feces and don't wash your veggies. That has worked for dozens of vegetarian cultures the world over for thousands of years.

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    1. Re:Poop does the trick! by meta-tim · · Score: 0

      hmmmm... the sweet smell of prions!

    2. Re:Poop does the trick! by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I know it's produced in the guts but to far down so to speak, and that unwashed vegetables are supposed to be better.

      Do they really have to be used together? There doesn't exist b12 producing bacteria in regular non-fecal earth? Or do one get more of it if one does as you say?

      There are examples of people where this solution works and they never get a deficiency and they never eat occasional animal products?

    3. Re:Poop does the trick! by cromar · · Score: 1

      And they don't get extremely sick from eating food contaminated with human feces?

    4. Re:Poop does the trick! by spun · · Score: 1

      Yes, there are examples. Group of emigrants from, eh, the middle east? India? Somewhere. Anyway, they move to England and start getting B12 deficiency. They're vegetarians, so the doctors prescribe B12 supplements, but they wonder why they didn't get sick back in the old country. Turns out, they were getting enough B12 from fecal contamination of the water. Nutritious, and delicious!

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  198. DASH diet by PIPBoy3000 · · Score: 1

    Well, it's extremely difficult to perform dietary experiments on humans. People tend not to like being told what to eat. Still, a few weeks ago the results of the DASH diet came in, with yet more evidence that eating a mostly plant-based diet is best for you.

    True, everyone's going to die. What seems to happen, though, is that people's diet can influence the quality of life and length of life. I don't think it's a straw man argument to hold up statistics that compare health issues and diet.

  199. Carniculture by whitehatlurker · · Score: 1
    Off-topic as all heck, but H Beam Piper's future histories had references to this. Both for food and tissue grafts. (Okay, the reference is buried in this one, you'll have to look.)

    Can he get the prize posthumously?

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    .. paranoid crackpot leftover from the days of Amiga.
  200. It's not "political" by SteveFoerster · · Score: 1

    No, it's not about food -- it's about compassion. I won't eat gummi bears or wear leather because of the unspeakable cruelty that happens to the animals used to make them. If you think that makes me a "wack-job", I truly hope that says more about you than it does about me.

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  201. Good video on factory farming by Krishnoid · · Score: 1
    And factory farming is far from natural.

    As portrayed in this informational video -- provided in handy cartoon form!

  202. Re:A good brand by inicom · · Score: 1

    Quorn is only available in a limited variety in the US (check out the UK site www.quorn.co.uk for the variety available there).

    Nor is it vegan - they use egg white as a binding agent in their products. The vegetarian society does approve of it, as they use free range eggs for the egg white.

    It's not mushroom either, technically. It's not the fruiting bodies (the mushrooms), instead it is made out of the mycelium (of Fusarium gramineurum).

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  203. Appeals. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You will not convince me to stop eating meat through the following:
    - appeal to environmental issues (I simply do not care.)
    - appeals to efficiency (eg it takes X units of plant matter or land area to make Y kg of meat)
    - appealing to multicultural sentiments (eg other cultures have gone meat-free for centuries, other cultures have food that tastes better than meat, etc.)
    - moral/ethical issues
    - health issues
    - your good example
    - subtle insults

  204. Efficiency by Dogun · · Score: 1

    I see this as a matter of efficiency.

    Meat is extraordinarily inefficient, as a food source. I'm not sure the biosphere will be able to handle 10+ billion people eating cattle. Vat-grown meat, assuming it is grown in a manner which is energy efficient, may be one of the best methods for assuring the sustainability of the species, longterm, if our meat dependence can not be addressed in other ways.

    I have to give props to PETA for this, though I think their positioning is poor and I take issue with their sensationalism around the worst-case examples in the meat industry. I have surveyed some of the various butchering practices that exist, and I think you would be hard pressed to call Hallal butchering excessively inhumane. Like all slaughtering, the animal does feel pain and is killed, but the process is extremely efficient and if done properly, it is done very quickly with a minimum of struggling on the animal's part.

  205. Same dumb joke, same dumb comments by assertation · · Score: 1

    I'm not a supporter of PETA. Whenever there is a thread about PETA on any kind of tech blog the same OLD jokes and the same DUMB comments are made. Over and over again. The people who post these recycled comments seem very pleased with themselves, completely unaware of how unoriginal they are.

    Even on slashdot browsing at level 5.

    Guys, I'm not saying agree with anybody, but how about opening the mind and letting an interrupt from the cerebral cortex get through before the fingers hit the key board?

  206. I might go to hell for this, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is HeLa edible?

  207. An easier initial goal? by Chuckles08 · · Score: 1

    I've always thought that cell cultures to produce products such as milk would be a more realistic and attainable starting point. Easier to implement since you don't need to worry about building up all of the complicated tissue structures and cell types in a typical piece of meat. However, there seem to be some great advances in attempts to grow organs so maybe similar technology could be used here.

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  208. Soylent Green? by HiThere · · Score: 1

    Haven't you ever heard of Soylent Green? Supposed to be delicious.

    Also, rumor has it that simply roasted in a pit people taste remarkably like pork. Ever heard of "long pig"?

    If you accept that animals are designed, then you need to also accept that animals made out of meat were designed to be eaten...except possibly male cats and mustelids (skunks, weasels, etc.).

    What you probably mean is that animals attempt to prevent attempts to eat them. That's unequivocally correct. Even oysters attempt to stop others from eating them, though passively. And some animals aren't practical for people to eat, like small barnacles.

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    I think we've pushed this "anyone can grow up to be president" thing too far.
  209. Still a waste of energy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Believe it or not, the production of this fake meat still requires a nutritious solution containing the carbohydrates, fats, amino acids, minerals and (some) vitamins required for muscle growth in vivo as well. Where would those come from? Basically from grain and soy, just like they are fed to most of the cattle right now. If you wanted to make a lot of fake meat, you would still require a lot of grain and soy, and a lot of land to grow them on.

    What's worse is that there's no cheating the Second law of thermodynamics so from the perspective of usable food energy, the fake meat is still a losing deal. Sure, it will be more efficient to produce than conventional meat (read: less egregiously inefficient), but still wasteful given that man can eat the grains and soy himself.

    There is another and very ironic point: Some literate meat eaters like to claim that man needs to eat meat to get his daily dose of vitamin B12. But the B12 that ends up in beef is produced by bacteria populating cattle's intestines. Assuming a hygienic production process, in-vitro meat would contain none of it at all.

    Of course they could cultivate those bacteria in fermentation vats and use the B12 to enrich the fake meat with this substance. This is actually possible in a highly efficient way. But the same method is already used to enrich fruit juices, snack bars, breakfast cereals, soy milk and many other types of food with genuine vitamin B12. Once more you gain nothing maybe apart from the culinary pleasure that fake meat 2.0 or 3.0 might deliver. Rumor has it that the current types of fake meat are not so savory...

  210. Vegans answer by Andtalath · · Score: 1

    In most cases, the answer is that there is no ethical issue, but many still wouldn't eat it due to not liking meat. At least in the vegan forum I moderate. Incidently, pretty much the only thing I would eat would be Salami.

    1. Re:Vegans answer by Big+Jez · · Score: 1

      If we're not supposed to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?

    2. Re:Vegans answer by What+me+a+Coward · · Score: 1

      There could also be made an argument that consuming plants is murder by certain indiviguals.

            I have seen more than one show on TV and in movies that made an argument that plants are alive as well and that consuming them is just as bad if not worse than eating animals.

          In the end It very well be a no win scenario where even if people start looking towards plant/meat substitutes that we would still be faced with just as vieament opposistion to that solution and have the other side calling vegans murders and monsters for eating the plants.

          Really it's a no win youre a monster if you do and your just as much of a monster if you go the other way. The only real way out maybe through replecated food sources where the food is created via molocules that were never alive to begin with and hence couldn't be killed.

          But then their probably would be some group that would rise up with an argument for why thats monsterous.

          I think in reality we humans just love to find the bad side to almost everything we do just to be contrary and introduce conflict if for no other reason than for conflicts sake just to keep us occupied if nothing else.

          Were our own worst enemy it seams and quite likely one way or another to be our own downfall, Something else no other speices before us has ever laid claim to. We seam destined to break new ground one way or another or dammed if you do and dammed if you don't.

          Humans gotta drive you insane eh!

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  211. nooo... by k3r3nsky'sr3v3ng3 · · Score: 1

    Then the cafeteria food might get even worse

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  212. Near escape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All you carnivorous trolls are soooo lucky I don't have mod points today.

  213. Cue Charlton Heston by Torodung · · Score: 1

    I don't know, but the instant I saw the "soylent" tag I thought this:

    Soylent Green is PETA!!

    I think that might solve a lot of our problems.

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    Toro

  214. I too gave up meat for 6 months... by jpellino · · Score: 1

    ...and then had to go back to eating meat for health reasons, namely the health of the people around me who were in severe danger of being flattened at the merest mention of a juicy, succulent, cast-iron-seared and oven-finished rib-eye.

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  215. Animal overpopulation by Technoia · · Score: 1

    I think one of the problems with having fake meat would eventually be animal overpopulation. I mean, look at India. "India now has so many cattle, according to Professor Ram Kumar of the India Veterinary Council, that there is only sufficient food for 60 percent of the cattle population. This means that of an estimated 300 million calves, bulls, and bullocks, some 120 million of these animals, especially in arid regions (and elsewhere during the dry season and droughts when fodder is scarce), are either starving or chronically malnourished. Because the majority of Indians are Hindus, and thereby hold the cow sacred, many consider the killing of cattle even for humane reasons unthinkable." (http://www.satyamag.com/oct98/sacred_cow.html)

  216. Resisting Change by klimb20 · · Score: 1

    I don't think there is truly a need for artificial meat (any hunger problems in the world are due to the distribution of quantities of food, not due to a lack of it on a worldwide scale). Though, having more choices of meat available can't be anything but a good thing. To me, genetically modified food is harmless. I guess some people will not prefer genetically modified food because they perceive it to be fake and inferior to the real thing (may or may not be true). The people who are against this type of scientific advancement for reasons other than health are simply resisting change (specifically, change to an unknown). I can't see vegans rationally rejecting artificial meat for moral reasons since these methods result in less animal suffering.

  217. Humans are omnivores, and were meant to eat meat by spineboy · · Score: 1

    Look at our teeth, digestive tract and biochemistry - all designed to be a meat eating omnivore. Since we don't synthesize vit B12 and little of B6, we need them from animal sources (not found in plants).

    As far as the health thing goes, vegetarians tend to have MORE health problems than non vegetarians - anemia, zinc toxicity, nervous system damage, etc.

    If you make a decision, then you should be aware of the salient points

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  218. Future People... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...lived in cans in space, the moon, and Mars will certainly appreciate this research!

  219. "Natural" ethics by graymocker · · Score: 1

    Also from the Discovery Channel and Animal Planet, I learn that selective infanticide, despotism, tribal genocide, and assorted other horrors are perfectly normal expressions of genetic self interest exhibited by numerous social animals in the natural world. From this I can either conclude
    1. That as a person who derives their ethics from the natural behavior of animals, I find such things to be perfectly acceptable ethically, or
    2. That as a person who doesn't look to a bunch of apes and tigers to guide my sense of ethics, I'll have to figure out right and wrong for my own d__mn self.

    Personally, I eat meat, but I advocate as a citizen and prefer as a consumer the humane slaughter of living animals. In the future, the consumption of slaughtered animals will likely be regarded as an artifact of necessity from a less economically developed time, much as human slavery, tribalism, despotism, etc. are regarded today.

  220. Quorn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try Quorn.

  221. Re:Humans are omnivores, and were meant to eat mea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Irrelevant to the GPs point.

  222. More nonsense by hassanchop · · Score: 1

    But I am not making the ethical argument.


    Then why did your last post discuss guilt?

    But it's not required any more


    I see an assertion with no evidence, which is not a surprise from you.

    And there is a very real difference between the environmental costs and impact of animal vs plant farming.


    Not really.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Environmental_vegetarianism#Criticism

    "A widely adopted vegetarian diet, in and of itself, may not have profound effects on the health of the environment. The support of alternative farming practices (e.g. well husbanded organic farming, permaculture, and rotational grazing) and certain plant commodity avoidance such as rice, have a similarly beneficial impact on environmental health and sustainable agriculture. "

    But, as a kind of positivist nihilist, I don't think I'm better.


    Your post belies your claim.

    As I said, I just find the passive consumption of too much meat to be boring and thoughtless.


    And I find the vacuous repetition of easily and roundly defeated assumptions annoying and ignorant. More than that though, I find the idea that you think you have a right to restrict my food choices based on questionable ethical arguments and debunked environmental claims to be insulting.

    1. Re:More nonsense by nostriluu · · Score: 1

      Then why did your last post discuss guilt?


      Because it is part of my big picture of being happy not eating meat.

      Thanks for the wikipedia link. It does make the point that vegetarianism /may/ not have a profound effect on the health of the environment, though it seems only tenuously in this direction (the word "may" is a clue). It also makes this point;

      The adoption of a lacto-ovo vegetarian or entirely plant-based vegan diet may not be totally necessary, because even modest reductions in meat consumption in industrialised societies would substantially reduce the burden on our natural resources.


      Which if you check my other posts is exactly the position I think is reasonable. I just stopped eating meat because, well, you read my reasons.

      Your post belies your claim.


      When one is stating one's position, it is difficult to not include subjective considerations. However, since reality is subjective, and the "winners" (survivors) of the next century may well be driving SuperSUVs on a barren moon-like surface while feasting on live humans, I cannot ultimately say what lifestyle is "better."

      And I find the vacuous repetition of easily and roundly defeated assumptions annoying and ignorant. More than that though, I find the idea that you think you have a right to restrict my food choices based on questionable ethical arguments and debunked environmental claims to be insulting.


      "Debunked?" One point (out of many) gets a paragraph of "may" amidst other begrudgingly supportive sentences and everything I've said is "debunked."

      And where, may I ask, do I claim to have a right to make your food choices? I have made every attempt to claim my own choices are generally frivolous, except the point that it'd probably overall be better if people didn't feel the need to eat meat very often. I think the weight of arguments are good enough for me to support my decision, and quite frankly I don't miss it. All you're doing is supporting my view that meat eaters get upset and defencive when they hear alternative points of view.
  223. Ok, this is just stupid by hassanchop · · Score: 1

    and there is a created need to have it more often, out of some kind of mass image/status thing


    No. Most normal people eat things because they taste good. In fact, if you were to be honest (HA!) you'd notice the only people discussing their eating choices at all are people with alternative choices, such a vegans vegetarians.

    It's fairly clear the "status" claim is much more accurately applied to vegans/veggies than to everyone else, your farcical claim to the contrary notwithstanding.

    1. Re:Ok, this is just stupid by nostriluu · · Score: 1

      No. Most normal people eat things because they taste good.


      I'd say it's a lot more complex than because they taste good. Our diet came through many different eras, most notably the second world war when the definition of a modern meal came about, moderated by other events. Another factor is comfort, and you can look at all the overweight people to understand that food consumption is not always healthy.

      In fact, if you were to be honest (HA!) you'd notice the only people discussing their eating choices at all are people with alternative choices, such a vegans vegetarians.


      And doctors, and dietitians, and economists, and agriculturalists, and .. the list goes on. I'll just add two more influences, the meat and dairy marketing boards.

      Even supporting your position, I would say that people should put a little more thought into their food choices than "it tastes good."

      It's fairly clear the "status" claim is much more accurately applied to vegans/veggies than to everyone else, your farcical claim to the contrary notwithstanding.


      What sort of "status" are we talking about here? The "status" of thinking critically about your choices? Of having an open mind to alternatives rather than being content with the same old same old?
    2. Re:Ok, this is just stupid by hassanchop · · Score: 1

      I'd say it's a lot more complex than because they taste good.


      You'd be wrong.

      And doctors, and dietitians...


      Reread that until you understand it, your reply is nonsensical in context, which shows you didn't understand what you were replying to. NONE OF THOSE PEOPLE DISCUSS THEIR DIETS AS A STATUS SYMBOL. That was the point, which coincidentally, YOU brought up.

      I'll just add two more influences, the meat and dairy marketing boards.


      I'll tell you again, that has fuck all to do with my point, or the original point YOU made that I was refuting.

      I would say that people should put a little more thought into their food choices than "it tastes good."


      I would say people should mind their own fucking business when it comes to what I do. I'll start to care about your "should" when you start to care about mine.

      What sort of "status" are we talking about here? The "status" of thinking critically about your choices?
      Of having an open mind to alternatives rather than being content with the same old same old?

      Again, you're misusing a fairly common word here, so I have to question your ability to develop a cogent opinion on any subject much less this one.
    3. Re:Ok, this is just stupid by nostriluu · · Score: 1

      Reread that until you understand it, your reply is nonsensical in context, which shows you didn't understand what you were replying to. NONE OF THOSE PEOPLE DISCUSS THEIR DIETS AS A STATUS SYMBOL. That was the point, which coincidentally, YOU brought up.


      When did I say 'status symbol' ? I hope it's not hard to understand the general idea of "status," as in "status quo," as well as something people would want to project, and involuntarily participate in as part of culture.

      Many people eat meat regularly because it's what middle class people learned to do, because the post second world war industrial world economy defined it as the new way (status). Absolutely, the new regular diet led to better health for the general population, but unsurprisingly it went way overboard and there is likely a need for moderation (meat less often, more variety) for many people. If you look around, you may notice other moderating trends, but you seem a bit fixated just now.

      I would say people should mind their own fucking business when it comes to what I do. I'll start to care about your "should" when you start to care about mine.


      OK, enjoy your bacon sandwich with bacon salad with bacon ice cream. ;) I certainly don't mean to stir things up in a counterproductive direction, but the reality is the highly defensive meat eaters are the responders to my posts.

  224. No by hassanchop · · Score: 1

    "as it's quite true that many of the mass-produced food-animals live fairly miserable lives."

    That only applies if you believe that animals are capable of experiencing "misery" in the first place.

    Using words like "torture" and "miserable" is just another attempt by people with an agenda to color the argument because the facts are insufficient and unconvincing.

  225. You failed to answer my question. by hassanchop · · Score: 1

    Because it is part of my big picture of being happy not eating meat.


    This has nothing to do with guilt, the post, the subject or anything. You did not answer the question, you dodged it because you know you can't answer it without making yourself a liar.

    It does make the point that vegetarianism /may/ not have a profound effect on the health of the environment


    NO IT DOESN'T. It makes the point that the benefits of vegetarianism ARE JUST AS EFFECTIVELY ACHIEVED WITHOUT ANYVEGETARIANISM AT ALL. Your reading comprehension sucks.

    When one is stating one's position, it is difficult to not include subjective considerations.


    Which has what exactly to do with your posts? Internal consistency is easy, yet you failed.

    "Debunked?" One point (out of many) gets a paragraph of "may" amidst other begrudgingly supportive sentences and everything I've said is "debunked."


    No boy. That was ONE piece of evidence, why on earth do you think I'd list ALL of the evidence, YOU DIDN'T. Whee did I say that was ALL of the evidence? Why are you so reliant on obvious logical fallacies?

    And where, may I ask, do I claim to have a right to make your food choices?


    I would say that people should put a little more thought into their food choices than "it tastes good."

    Right there. Now that you've been proven a liar (what telling us what we "should" do isn't trying to make our choices for us? Is that going to be your next lie?) we're finished.

    If you are incapable of even discussing this subject without overtly lying about what you've said, I can't see any reason to continue.
    1. Re:You failed to answer my question. by nostriluu · · Score: 1

      This has nothing to do with guilt, the post, the subject or anything. You did not answer the question, you dodged it because you know you can't answer it without making yourself a liar.


      You must be a pedant, obsessed with definitions rather than having any understanding of conversations. Your tactic is to drill down on one topic where you can shrilly accuse someone of being a "liar" (when unresponsive, contradictory, evasive, or simply not engaging on one topic I feel I've adequately addressed - my reasons for not eating meat and why I think if many others ate less meat it would be a good thing) and ignore other themes.

      NO IT DOESN'T. It makes the point that the benefits of vegetarianism ARE JUST AS EFFECTIVELY ACHIEVED WITHOUT ANYVEGETARIANISM AT ALL. Your reading comprehension sucks.


      My statement:

      It does make the point that vegetarianism /may/ not have a profound effect on the health of the environment


      The article's statement:

      A widely adopted vegetarian diet, in and of itself, may not have profound effects on the health of the environment.


      I guess you're complaining because I didn't focus on exactly your point.

      If you are incapable of even discussing this subject without overtly lying about what you've said, I can't see any reason to continue.


      OK then.

  226. Where's my Wendy meat? by Belgand · · Score: 1

    While this is a pretty old concept in sci-fi it's definitely one that I've been wanting to actually live with for a while now. Even more as I've increasingly dealt with the issue of not wanting to kill animals, but not being entirely willing to stop eating meat (plus, c'mon, not to drag this further into a firestorm, but there are compelling arguments that animals killing other animals to eat is the natural way of things... nature is cruel as hell). Like others have said though, one of my biggest concerns is quality. With the way the agriculture is today flavor and quality have long, long given way to making a product that ships easily, grows quickly, reduces spoilage, and is made to conform to crazy marketing ideas (e.g. pork should be leaner to compete with chicken). All of this makes me worried that cultured meat will be dry, tasteless, and thoroughly unpleasant. A utility food for the very poor and vegetarians that's basically little more than a dry, tough tofu.

    The biggest problem is that if we can culture meat with no need to kill the animals involved we really need to have human meat available. Not just for us to enjoy, but perhaps as a show of good faith to prove that it's not made from animals that have been raised for slaughter. Rudy Rucker's excellent integration of Wendy meat into his Ware series also got around one of the bigger problems to its adoption by using the oldest trick in the book: sex sells. An attractive nude woman lying on a bun with the caption "Eat Me"? Who could resist.

  227. Modest Proposal So Animals Won't Suffer by bratwiz · · Score: 1


    Just eat PETA the volunteers instead.

    solve two problems at once

  228. Misery? by phorm · · Score: 1

    Well, I'm not a PETA member, and I'm a happy meat-eater, but as far as "happiness" or "misery" I'd say that humans definitely aren't the only species with a monopoly on these emotions. Several pets I've had have definitely expressed happiness (they're glad to see me when I've been away awhile), or loneliness+depression (my former pet rat was very upset when her cage-mate died, and I had a pet rabbit with similar issues).

    What evidence do you have that humans are more capable of misery than animals?

  229. Re:Humans are omnivores, and were meant to eat mea by uniquename72 · · Score: 1

    vegetarians tend to have MORE health problems than non vegetarians - anemia, zinc toxicity, nervous system damage, etc. Credible citation, please?
  230. Oh no you don't by hassanchop · · Score: 1

    What evidence do you have that humans are more capable of misery than animals?


    No no no, YOU made the assertion that they are "miserable", it's on YOU to support it.

    I'd say that humans definitely aren't the only species with a monopoly on these emotions.


    I never claimed humans were. I simply questioned whether "animals" (which are not a single bloc, by the way) are capable of "misery". Is misery the entire spectrum of human emotion? Stick to the topic please.

    Several pets I've had have definitely expressed happiness


    No they haven't, and you can't prove otherwise. I have perfectly reasonable, behavioral explanations for what you've listed as "happiness" and "loneliness+depression". Your perception of what is occurring is irrelevant. Your assertion is no more scientifically valuable than mine, and I can easily make the case that you're anthropomorphizing your animals. I'm not SAYING you are, as I think animals do experience emotion, but you're assuming something that has ZERO evidence to support it.

    This has been hashed out by much more accomplished professionals than either of us, and there is still nothing approaching a consensus. What makes you think you know better, because your dog "told" you?
  231. And the winner is (the envelope, please)... by bandmassa · · Score: 1

    I nominate Sanitarium foods as having won the prize decades ago...

    http://www.sanitarium.com.au/products/vegetarian-foods/

    I've had many a slice of canned "Nutmeat" as a burger at many an aussie BBQ and you don't get more artificial meat than that.

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    "I hope you like Guinness, Sir. I find it a refreshing substitute for, er... food." Col. Jack O'Neil, SG-1
  232. Re:Humans are omnivores, and were meant to eat mea by spineboy · · Score: 1

    Best evidence so far - first paper. Looked at 1200 Seventh Day Adventists who reached age 100 and their diet. only 4 were vegetarians.

    O. Segerberg. Living to Be 100: 1200 Who Did and How They Did It. New York: Charles Scribner's Sons, 1982.

      J.L. Lyon, M.R. Klauber, J.W. Gardner, and C.R. Smart, "Cancer Incidence in Mormons and Non-Mormons in Utah, 1966-70," N Engl J Med 1976; 294:129-133 (p.132). No correlation of cancer in regular diet vs vegetarian diet

      J.E. Enstrom. "Cancer Mortality among Low-Risk Populations," CA â" A Cancer Journal for Clinicians 1979; 29:352-61.

      C.M. Friedenreich, R.F. Brant, and E. Riboli. "Influence of Methodological Factors in a Pooled Analysis of 13 Case-Control Studies of Colorectal Cancer and Dietary Fiber," Epidemiology 1994; 5:66-79.

      D.J. Hunter et al. "Cohort Studies of Fat Intake and the Risk of Breast CancerÃ'A Pooled Analysis," New Engl J Med 1996; 334:356-61.

    15. E. Becker. The Denial of Death. New York: Macmillan Publishing Co., Inc., 1973.

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  233. First reasonable proposal from PETA . . . ever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First reasonable proposal I've seen from PETA . . . ever. Kudos to them. And I like the prize idea. Even if the amount is small, it gets people thinking about it.

    Incidentally, my understanding is that some people can pretty much do without meat, but others have a biological need for meat. It turns out that there is some genetic diversity at work and all that.

    In any case, if we can "manufacture" meat, this also means that we can eventually find a way to make the process more efficient, meaning less natural resources devoted to food - so this idea is also "green".

  234. A not so modest proposal or two by wilec · · Score: 1

    How long before someone sneaks in long pig as a modest proposal? A smart ass comment of "eat me" takes on new rather disturbing implications. How about custom receipe creations via grow your own kits, of course hawked by one Billy Mayes for only three easy payments of 19.95+shipping? How about DNA mixing kits and chimeras? Be a butt head and pass out on your buddies couch and wake up with a mosquito bite or two, a few weeks later someone has a new grilled geeky goat recipe.

    Go ahead mod me down because these are ridiculous and extreme examples of how this could go all wrong. But I notice a lot of just as insanely stupid stuff happening everyday that is ignored by the same people that would have decried as silly any prediction of such.
    As far as I am concerned you can all go eat yourselves anyway, after all who should have the right to tell you that you can't?

    wabi-sabi
    matthew

  235. Re:Humans are omnivores, and were meant to eat mea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Argh, spineboy, generally I heart your contributions enormously (thus the AC in this case) but you have strayed into the weeds on this one.

    Ignoring "designed" (argh!) the fact is that there is little substantial difference among primates' digestive tracts, and any primate is fully omnivorous, and furthermore capable of long periods of exclusively carnivorous and exclusively vegetarian diet. You can appreciate here that "long period" is age dependent and is not permanent.

    There is much greater specialization for diet of the alimentary canal of many mammals, most notably the obligate carnivores (especially felids) and the obligate herbivores (notably artiodactyla/ungulates) than of humans. This is obvious even considering only gross anatomy, let alone getting into fine structures and specialized cells that manage (or directly digest!) gut flora.

    However the obligates are not exclusives as the carnivores will consume small amounts of vegetable matter directly or in prey animals' lumen (deriving nutrients and calories therefrom), and the herbivores will directly or on infested vegetables consume small amounts of animal protein usually of insect or nematodal origin (again deriving nutrients and calories therefrom). Some of this behaviour also strongly influences the relative mix of important gut flora. Finally, all mammals eat animal protein and fatty acids in the form of milk, occasionally even as adults.

    One can hardly argue that donkey teeth precludes the deliberate consumption of animal source food, or that tiger teeth preclude the deliberate consumption of vegetable matter, since proof by existence is readily observed. Therefore, arguing that human teeth implies much about the dietary biases of humans at any age seems very weak. I mean, what do the incisors of lab rats say about what's a good diet for rat models?

    Humans have both an alimentary system that deals well with food of all varieties by breaking it down for direct digestion and internal fermentation. (We also have an awesome vomit reflex). We have large brains which have allowed evidence based approaches to diet to emerge, most especially the modern understanding of food hygiene. This is primate social emesis taken to the next level! Human teeth are IN THE WAY of hygienic eating even controlling for frequent acid challenges thanks to sugary drinks (ew, look at SEM micrographs of even healthy teeth, ew, let alone periodontial disease vs internal disease), so arguing that we should match our intake to our teeth seems totally backwards.

  236. Who can understand them? by ghostbar38 · · Score: 0

    They were against the ones that cloned a cow and got eatable meat but they will give a price to anyone that can make artificial meat... Who can understand them?

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