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Universe May Be Running Out of Time

RenHoek writes "With heat death, the big crunch and quite a few other nasty ways in which the universe could see its demise, we can now add "running out of time" to the list. A team of scientists came up with a new theory that would solve the problem of the elusive dark energy that seems to be accelerating the expansion of the universe. They figure that the universe is not speeding up but we are, in relation to the outer regions of space, slowing down. Tests with the upcoming Large Hadron Collider will give more insight if we're going to end up frozen in time."

343 comments

  1. last post! by yagu · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ha, you only think this is offtopic!

    1. Re:last post! by davidsyes · · Score: 4, Funny

      I think those guys have too much time on their hands... but that can be a topic for another... time...

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    2. Re:last post! by slyn · · Score: 1

      Isn't the universe always running out of time?

    3. Re:last post! by oztiks · · Score: 1

      What no jokes about Duke Nukem Forever not being released before the demise of the universe?

    4. Re:last post! by aichpvee · · Score: 1

      Duke Nukem Forever is actually part of a plan to prevent the demise of the universe. Because Duke Nukem Forever will eventually come out so time can't stop before that happens. But since it is never going to come out that means that time can never end. So how about a little more love for 3D Realms? Those guys are just doing their part to save us. All their "competition" does is release games.

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  2. Time ... by foobsr · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... to book at Milliways !!!

    CC.

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    1. Re:Time ... by AdmiralWeirdbeard · · Score: 1

      eh... I'll just book when i get back.

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    2. Re:Time ... by bckrispi · · Score: 3, Funny

      I'll book next year. This year I'm spending dead for tax reasons.

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    3. Re:Time ... by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 1

      Why bother booking? Just wait. We all know time will stop in 5 years or so in 2012. Who needs Milliways when the end of all time is so close?

    4. Re:Time ... by Enlightenment · · Score: 1

      That's no reason not to go. It wioll haven been fun!

    5. Re:Time ... by Barryke · · Score: 1

      "We all know time will stop in 5 years or so in 2012."
      Let me get this straight. If speed is a function of time:

      Futurama (in wich i firmly beleive) tells us that scientists decided to increased the speed of light in 2208, thereby allowing ships to travel "faster than light."

      (thought hoop)

      If time seases to exist, distance is infinite.
      Universe is expanding, infinite.

      (holy shit)

      However, it takes infinite time to reach infinite, no matter how fast they add the numbers.
      So were clear for now.

      (you'd better book milliways in advance then)

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    6. Re:Time ... by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 1

      Why book in advance? I never have before and it's always worked. I just made reservations and deposited a penny in a savings account when I got back and there's never been a problem.

      If there will be a rush in OUR future, it's in Milliways' past, so they'd have already been overbooked when I got there on any previous visits.

      On the other hand, advance reservations may be necessary if you're the Great Prophet Zarquon.

  3. The sooner... by iknownuttin · · Score: 1, Funny
    the better....

    With heat death, the big crunch and quite a few other nasty ways in which the universe could see its demise, we can now add "running out of time" to the list.

    Sorry, it's the Holidays getting me down.

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    1. Re:The sooner... by hey! · · Score: 1

      With heat death, the big crunch and quite a few other nasty ways in which the universe could see its demise, we can now add "running out of time" to the list.

      Sorry, it's the Holidays getting me down.


      Well, then, I'll cheer you up. It turns out that running out of time is the one way to ensure that the universe will never see its demise. Think of heat death as like the universe dying of asphyxiation. Running out of time is like dying in your sleep. Better, it's like going to bed and never bothering to wake up (or die for that matter).
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    2. Re:The sooner... by Torvaun · · Score: 1

      So, universe fhtagn?

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  4. Running out of time by CandlJack · · Score: 1, Funny

    It's our time. We needs more of it. I suppose we could try a time transplant.

    1. Re:Running out of time by AllNicksTaken · · Score: 1

      We could just steal time from another dimension that has some. Perhaps we'll end up in some kind of free-trade scenario where we are buying time in exchange for, say, some of our third-dimensional space from a cross-dimensional species that is running out of that. Trans-dimensional capitalism: it's the way of the future. If there is one.

    2. Re:Running out of time by cthulu_mt · · Score: 0

      Rip Hunter is still searching for the missing 52 seconds. I'm sure those will help.

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    3. Re:Running out of time by Kazymyr · · Score: 4, Funny

      I have some time-enlarging pills for sale if you're interested.

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    4. Re:Running out of time by calebt3 · · Score: 1

      It's called "class lecture". Next step is to get people to enjoy the extra time without eliminating it.

    5. Re:Running out of time by Hatta · · Score: 1

      There's no time to lose!
      No time to lose?
      No! Time to lose!

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    6. Re:Running out of time by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I have some time-enlarging pills for sale if you're interested.

      My check's in the mail......forever

    7. Re:Running out of time by cammoblammo · · Score: 1

      Ha! It's not time that's for sale, but that's more or less the theme of Asimov's The God's Themselves.

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    8. Re:Running out of time by MickDownUnder · · Score: 1

      Not interested.

      I'm waiting for exact information on when exactly time is meant to stop.

      I then want to make sure at that exact moment, that I'm drunk, eating nachos, whilst having sex with a super model and playing xbox.

    9. Re:Running out of time by oldhack · · Score: 1

      Is it shaped like kettle?

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    10. Re:Running out of time by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      There's no time to lose!
      No time to lose?
      No! Time to lose!
      No time Toulouse. The story of the wild and lawless days of the post-Impressionists.
    11. Re:Running out of time by innerweb · · Score: 1

      Thats not a ... Oh wait, it really is a moon.

      InnerWeb

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    12. Re:Running out of time by joto · · Score: 1

      I then want to make sure at that exact moment, that I'm drunk, eating nachos, whilst having sex with a super model and playing xbox.

      Sounds unrealistic. If you can find a supermodel willing to have sex with you under those condititions, you can probably stop time from running out too.

    13. Re:Running out of time by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Ah yes, good old Tempus Fugit.

    14. Re:Running out of time by DougF · · Score: 1

      Maybe we could trade time credits for carbon dioxide credits...

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  5. Oh noes!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    As long as we figure out if Pat is a man or a woman before time stops, I am content.

  6. time conservation by tonyreadsnews · · Score: 1

    I guess it's best to start work on a time conservation program.

    We just keep using up all our resources these days.

    Is there a fill up station somewhere, can we exploit time from another place?
    Better start trying!

    1. Re:time conservation by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      Is there a fill up station somewhere, can we exploit time from another place?

      Unfortunately you cannot just "fill up" on time, however you can stop wasting time and look into saving what time you have. May I suggest that there's no better place to save it than at the Timesaving Bank.

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    2. Re:time conservation by sgartner · · Score: 1

      Well, you know I slept in this morning, so I have "time credits" to spare today. Just $5 per second. Check eBay later today...

    3. Re:time conservation by Walkingshark · · Score: 1

      If you don't start taking Peak Time seriously, you're really going to suffer after the time crash. Its coming sooner than you think!

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  7. actually we're in a time loop already by AllNicksTaken · · Score: 3, Informative
    1. Re:actually we're in a time loop already by kfort · · Score: 0

      This article is actually a dupe of that one

    2. Re:actually we're in a time loop already by kfort · · Score: 1

      Ahh, sorry, the joke went completely over my head the first time

  8. ManBearPig! by stewbacca · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mr. Gore, have you been submitting stories to slashdot again?

    1. Re:ManBearPig! by fyrie · · Score: 4, Funny

      Global Slowing (tm) is a CRISIS. Thankfully I've come up with a system of time credits that should alleviate the problem.

  9. We'll have to rethink everything by RealBothersome · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If time turns out to be a non-constant, so goes everything we know about anything.

    1. Re:We'll have to rethink everything by gardyloo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, it's really done us a lot of harm so far.

    2. Re:We'll have to rethink everything by omeomi · · Score: 3, Informative

      If time turns out to be a non-constant, so goes everything we know about anything.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special_relativity

      "Although special relativity makes some quantities relative, such as time, that we would have imagined to be absolute based on everyday experience, it also makes absolute some others that were thought to be relative."

    3. Re:We'll have to rethink everything by Vexor · · Score: 1

      Just because the universe stops that doesn't mean your watch will.

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    4. Re:We'll have to rethink everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like we really know anything anyway.

    5. Re:We'll have to rethink everything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best comment yet!

    6. Re:We'll have to rethink everything by gnuman99 · · Score: 1

      Time is just something used to describe finiteness of the speed of light in vacuum. The slower c is, the slower the time.

      Thus, if they can demonstrate that light is slowing down and was faster "back when ....", then their postulation may be correct. If c remained the same over billions of years, their idea is wrong.

      Aside: I'm assuming that speed of everything is limited by c as per Special Relativity. Hence, massless particles like gravitons would propagate at c and massive particles would be somewhat slower. This raises interesting experiments based on the range of the strong and weak forces... Composition of far off supernova remnants?

      Anyway, *time* as we know it is just a mirage of the finite c.

    7. Re:We'll have to rethink everything by ezzthetic · · Score: 1

      speed of everything is limited by c as per Special Relativity Huh. I read that theory. Didn't seem that "Special" to me. Also isn't it time the universe upgraded to c++, given that c is so limited?

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    8. Re:We'll have to rethink everything by jZnat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Considering I just read a book about this, I'd like to point you to the variable speed of light theory (which is a cosmology theory that tries to explain the Big Bang problems that cosmic inflation couldn't).

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    9. Re:We'll have to rethink everything by Grampaw+Willie · · Score: 1

      time is an abstract: simply does not exist.

      you cannot bring me a minute any more than you can bring be a mile or a gallon

      what we call "time" is simply our observation of the change in the state of matter

      when you gaze upon some part of the Universe what you are seeing is the never ending process of creation

  10. Pretty vague description of the problem... by GradiusCVK · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ms. Cartman: Doctor, did you find out what's wrong with him?
    Doctor: I'm afraid he's running out of time.
    Ms. Cartman: Why, what's wrong with him?
    Doctor: It's his time. It's running out.
    Ms. Cartman: What can we do?
    Doctor: Well, I suppose we can try a time transplant. I'll have to call a specialist.

    1. Re:Pretty vague description of the problem... by Pojut · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      That was actually an episode from a few seasons back...many people rip on South Park for just becoming crazy for the sake of crazy, but there is one thing that is abundantly clear...in the 11+ years that show has been on, it is quite obvious that Trey Parker and Matt Stone are no where even CLOSE to running out of original ideas. Outlandish, over the top, nothing like what the show used to be...but still original, creative, and just plain funny stuff.

      You should keep watching it...it's an entirely different show than it was in it's first few seasons, but it's still a fantastic show. I dare say it's even better now than it used to be... /offtopic

    2. Re:Pretty vague description of the problem... by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Its not that it gets crazy... it just wasn't funny to me. Family Guy does the same thing, but for some reason I can't stop laughing. To each his own I suppose.

    3. Re:Pretty vague description of the problem... by Pojut · · Score: 1

      I stopped liking Family Guy when they made every character the same...each individual character used to be entirely unique with their own personalities and type of humour...Stewie especially. Recently (as in, within the past 2-3 seasons) they have all kind of melted together into one personality spread across multiple people...just doesn't have the same punch that it used to...

    4. Re:Pretty vague description of the problem... by eno2001 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I think that's exactly it. Frankly I didn't like South Park when it started and I still don't. I wanted to because Beavis and Butthead (which I thought was the pinnacle of parody) had just ended at the time. But South Park just didn't work. I think part of it is that the creators have a libertarian bent which seems to creep out in their work.

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    5. Re:Pretty vague description of the problem... by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Hmm, I haven't really noticed, although I would like Stewie to try and take over the world more. But I can see why they wouldn't want that to be the ONLY thing he does.

      OTOH, maybe its because almost all of the characters are done by Seth.

    6. Re:Pretty vague description of the problem... by Pojut · · Score: 1

      It's easy to spot...watch an episode from season 4 or season 5, and then right after that watch an episode from season 1 or season 2...you will notice it big time, trust me.

    7. Re:Pretty vague description of the problem... by kalakala · · Score: 1

      It's true that episodes from the first seasons are very different from the episodes in season 4/5 (3/4? i don't know, here in Argentina episodes are shown mixed, so..), but i like the new ones over the old ones. maybe it's that the old ones are translated and the new one come with subtitles. i don't know. i really don care, long life Miro(getmiro.com or something like that).

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    8. Re:Pretty vague description of the problem... by bwogowly · · Score: 1

      I've got the cure on my website. Pluto is radioactive, stars are vortex. No threat of cosmic collision because the further out of the solar system, the heavier the atomic particle. This was evident when we witnessed two galaxies collide and everything was safe afterwards.

  11. Entropic Doom by SniperClops · · Score: 1

    Entropic Doom will get us anyway, that is if this theory doesn't work out.

    1. Re:Entropic Doom by SniperClops · · Score: 1

      ...I guess that is what he meant by heat death, never heard it called that before.

    2. Re:Entropic Doom by Walt+Dismal · · Score: 1

      I, for one, oversalute our heat-death-defying, universe overclocking overlords!

  12. Can we stop it? by us7892 · · Score: 1

    So much to worry about. The collapsing universe. An asteroid striking Earth. Global climate change. Volcanoes that erupt and block the sun. Lnadslides and earthquakes causing devastating tsunamis.

    I need a beer.

    1. Re:Can we stop it? by calebt3 · · Score: 1

      What's a "Lnadslide"?
      What's a Lnad, for that matter?

    2. Re:Can we stop it? by Technopaladin · · Score: 1

      What if we ran out of beer?
      I suspect World Politics would change pretty quick.

    3. Re:Can we stop it? by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Kinda like a skroderider, but they are rocks instead.

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    4. Re:Can we stop it? by cyphercell · · Score: 1

      lnad, kinda like fname and lname, you have an lnad and an rnad. I'm not a doctor, but I assume that an lnadslide is kinda like the opposite of an undescended rnad. I don't know for sure but I've heard that lnadslides and rnadslides tend to occur more frequently the more time goes by.

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    5. Re:Can we stop it? by antek9 · · Score: 1

      What's a "Lnadslide"? What's a Lnad, for that matter?
      Believe me when I tell you, you don't want to know that. I may tell you this much: Lnads are what you will inevitably run into when you overuse the Large Hardon Collider.
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    6. Re:Can we stop it? by Psmylie · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Just don't be so worried about all these universe or world-ending disasters that you absentmindedly step out into traffic and get hit by a bus. Like any vague fear of the future, the tricky part is to live long enough for it to matter :)

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    7. Re:Can we stop it? by Darby · · Score: 1

      What if we ran out of beer?
      I suspect World Politics would change pretty quick.


      Oh great, thanks a lot. Good luck, me getting to sleep thinking of all those rat bastards on tequila.

  13. Of course it could do anything by explosivejared · · Score: 5, Interesting

    "We believe that time emerged during the Big Bang, and if time can emerge, it can also disappear - that's just the reverse effect," he says.

    Of course it could also flip us all upside down and turn everything a light salmon color!

    Note to self: Patent method for garnering scientific celebrity. Come up with outlandish theory, then claim that LHC will move it to the mainstream.

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  14. So we are becomming a black hole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought you didn't become frozen in time until you crossed the event horizon of a black hole. That you were "done for" but that it then takes an infinite amount of time to get to that finish? So maybe the local cluster is heading into a super black hole? Slowing us down? But - what would an outside observer see? I mean frame of reference is everything in the whole time conundrum, right? Argh - this stuff gives me a headache!

    1. Re:So we are becomming a black hole? by calebt3 · · Score: 1

      Maybe some sort of exra-dimensional black hole that we cannot detect with our current telescopes?

    2. Re:So we are becomming a black hole? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Maybe some sort of exra-dimensional black hole that we cannot detect with our current telescopes? Well, the thing about a black hole - it's main distinguishing feature - is it's black. And the thing about space, the colour of space, your basic space colour - is it's black. So how are you supposed to see them?
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    3. Re:So we are becomming a black hole? by DirkGently · · Score: 1

      I dunno if you were being tongue in cheek, but black holes are noisy, at least when they're eating. When "stuff" falls into them, it falls in in very close proximity to other "stuff". Not all that stuff can get eaten that fast, so some of it splashes back out as jets of particles with enough angular velocity to escape at the poles. I think.

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    4. Re:So we are becomming a black hole? by iamacat · · Score: 1

      Sorry, it does not take you forever to pass the event horizon or become part of the singularity. It's only that photons emitted by you near the event horizon that are delayed in reaching the outside observer. Given that you only emit a finite number of photons your image will eventually fade away entirely. The experience will eventually give you a headache or footache, depending on which way you are falling as differences between gravitational pull on different parts of your body increase. In fact, you will be ripped apart before reaching the singularity and so will not really be able to experience it properly.

      As to weather we are inside a gigantic black hole, with event horizon and singularity beyond the distance light traveled since the big bang, I am afraid we can not test that just yet.

    5. Re:So we are becomming a black hole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Radiation.

    6. Re:So we are becomming a black hole? by tepples · · Score: 1

      Well, the thing about a black hole - it's main distinguishing feature - is it's black. And the thing about space, the colour of space, your basic space colour - is it's black. So how are you supposed to see them? Through how they bend light around them, for one thing.
    7. Re:So we are becomming a black hole? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      I dunno if you were being tongue in cheek

            No actually I recognize this as a quote from a sci fi comedy called "Red Dwarf". How can you be a nerd without having seen Red Dwarf, man???

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    8. Re:So we are becomming a black hole? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      I dunno if you were being tongue in cheek Well, it is a quote from Red Dwarf , so... ;)

      BTW, love your nick.
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    9. Re:So we are becomming a black hole? by Darby · · Score: 1

      BTW, love your nick.

      Yeah, but you'd *hate* his bills.

    10. Re:So we are becomming a black hole? by PsykhoKiwi · · Score: 1

      What amazes me more is that noone has referenced the episode of Red Dwarf/Book called "Backwards".

      This had the universe run out of time, and then time started going backwards on itself and they found themselves in nodnoL :)

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    11. Re:So we are becomming a black hole? by thecruse · · Score: 1

      aaaarrrr. A Red Dwarf fan! game on.

    12. Re:So we are becomming a black hole? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      That was quite funny...

      "Here, have your tooth back"

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  15. event horizon by fifedrum · · Score: 4, Funny

    is this further evidence that we're approaching a black hole? The whole, unverse appears to be accelerating away from us in all directions thing?

    kinda freakin' me out here people, if time slows down too much, it'll be 2:45 Friday afternoon forever!

    1. Re:event horizon by Ron+Harwood · · Score: 1

      Nope, it's already 2:55 Friday afternoon. You can relax for now.

    2. Re:event horizon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh noes. Time must be going backwards its only 1:57 Friday afternoon now.

    3. Re:event horizon by mcmonkey · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but now it's 2:59! See, time is slowing!

      At this rate, we'll never get to go home :(

    4. Re:event horizon by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Would seem to be the opposite of a black hole. Of course, maybe BH's can slow the universe down.. hmm.

      More to the point.. would you rather it be 2:45 Friday afternoon forever or 8:30 AM Monday morning?

    5. Re:event horizon by tonyreadsnews · · Score: 1

      Are you kidding, it's only 12:07. I think we're doomed.

    6. Re:event horizon by fifedrum · · Score: 1

      I guess?

      so long as we're all moving through time together at the same rate, that's all that matters

      hmmm, the same rate of what, time/time? delta time/ static time? So, I have this really nice cream stout at home, and I would really like to drink it.

    7. Re:event horizon by antek9 · · Score: 1

      Is that BH as in Benson&Hedges, or rather as in Büstenhalter (read: bra)? Well, at least I've made up my mind as to which of those should preferably slow down the universe.

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    8. Re:event horizon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at the bright side: Time will have stopped on a Friday, so you'll have the weekend to look forward to...forever.

      In all seriousness, though, the article mentions time slowing down more and more, but this doesn't seem particularly threatening to me. I mean, the universe will continue to appear to move faster and faster to us as we slow down, but unless we actually stop, there's no real danger here. Then again, I'm not a physics major, so I'll probably be modded down(or modded up since it's /.).

    9. Re:event horizon by Tadrith · · Score: 1

      Oh my god, it's already begun!

      It's only 1:44 on my clock!

    10. Re:event horizon by DarkGreenNight · · Score: 1

      Sir, I do like your idea. AFAIK thing that "fall" into a blak hole have a different rate of time than those outside the event horizon. It may well be that time is "created" by processes like this.

      So the universe isn't more lasting than a sparkle, but for us, inside the sparkle, that instant seems an eternity.

      Either that or I shouldn't think while sleepy.

    11. Re:event horizon by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      It's ok. Even a stopped clock says the right time twice a day.

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    12. Re:event horizon by zippthorne · · Score: 1

      I have heard it said, though I've never done the math myself, and it might've been a crackpot, that a black hole the size of the universe would have the density of the universe as well. So, maybe we're *already* in a black hole.

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    13. Re:event horizon by Damarkus13 · · Score: 1

      So the universe isn't more lasting than a sparkle, but for us, inside the sparkle, that instant seems an eternity. I wish I had mod points. I think you just summed up the article quite profoundly.
  16. time? by wwmedia · · Score: 1

    the title is misleading

    how many billions of years are we talking about?

    should we (with our tiny lifespans) care whether the universe flies apart into nothingness or crushes itself?

    dont we have more pressing issues as humanity to worry about (take a pick: global warming, george bush, global recession, peak oil)?

    1. Re:time? by foobsr · · Score: 1

      dont we have more pressing issues as humanity to worry about

      Perhaps there would be relief from the perceived pressure if humanity would overcome anthropocentrism on a much broader scale than already suggested by some, and maybe cosmology helps to attain that.

      CC.

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    2. Re:time? by Sciros · · Score: 1

      No problem, George Bush, much like the universe, is running out of time as well so we really only have 3 of those to worry about.

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      I like basketball!!1!
    3. Re:time? by WoodstockJeff · · Score: 2, Funny

      Silly person, this is all a result of George Bush's efforts to accelerate global warming by increasing the profits of his Big Oil buddies, by pushing to reach Peak Oil and cause a global recession!

    4. Re:time? by Lije+Baley · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Please explain to me the moral superiority of your concern for our children now vs. everyone's children billions of years from now? I believe that is the voice of your genes I hear, not the voice of reason.

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    5. Re:time? by porpnorber · · Score: 1

      I think decaying respect for science and fixation on short term issues are missing from your list of pressing matters - and your post itself is evidence! :)

    6. Re:time? by iamacat · · Score: 1

      How do you know that our time span will not be affected when the time stops in future? For all we know, time coming to a stop in future can send some kind of waves back to our era and cause distortions that will end our existence tomorrow. Or, it could permit intelligent beings from near the end to travel back and seek refuge from being frozen still.

    7. Re:time? by The_mad_linguist · · Score: 1

      If nobody's children now exist, neither will any children in the future?

      What's your rationale for caring about these theoretical future children, anyway? Isn't it just your genes causing you to worry about the species?

    8. Re:time? by Lije+Baley · · Score: 1

      I'm not saying I'm concerned for these future children. I'm just suggesting that they are no less important than the children of the present or arbitrarily near future.

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    9. Re:time? by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      dont we have more pressing issues as humanity to worry about (take a pick: global warming, george bush, global recession, peak oil)?
      "Will you stop tinkering with that 'the wheel' thingy? We have more pressing issues to worry about, such as making a new flint axe to kill that mammoth, so we can get through the winter".

      What an ignorant statement. First: who is "we"? I think there are already plenty of people worrying over those issues you mention. In some cases the number of worriers is entirely too much. Meanwhile, other people worry about other stuff, like progressing science. Besides, these theorists are just guys trying to figure out how stuff works; they are not worrying about the future, nor are they political activists looking for something new to whine about.

      It is our understanding of the universe that brought humanity to what it is today. Science and its products made it possible for you to have the leisure to worry about Bush or Global Warming. And in case you think it's science and industry that got us into trouble in the first place: we would have managed to screw up the planet just fine without it, vigorous breeding and slash-and-burn farming will go a long way to accomplish that. Science is our best hope of turning the tide. And yes, understanding the life cycle of the universe has its practical uses in that endeavour too.
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  17. The outer reaches... by calebt3 · · Score: 1

    ...of the universe are not slowing down, so let's move there!

  18. Not again! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How long before we go to war with a universe who has more time than us? No blood for time!

  19. 3d Realms call to action by psbrogna · · Score: 5, Funny

    I believe this announcement should be taken as a wake up call by the Duke Nukem Forever developers. I'm standing by to place my order while the cosmos collapses around me.

    1. Re:3d Realms call to action by RockedMan40 · · Score: 1

      Might end up being Duke Nukem Foorrreeeevvvvvveeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    2. Re:3d Realms call to action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't you hear? They released a short, low-quality trailer with very short flashes of what might be in-game video! This proves that DNF is coming!

    3. Re:3d Realms call to action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We knew the trailer release this week was a sign of the End Times.

  20. Easy solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even if you don't like Putin, renew the subscription!

    Everyone just throws those notices away, but they really mean something.

  21. never mind... by dartmongrel · · Score: 1

    never mind the universe, I'm running out of time to get my Christmas shopping done!! best wishes to everyone!

  22. who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    We'll all be dead loooooooooooooooooong before then.

  23. Read the last line of the article first by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 1, Interesting

    repeated below:

    "If that happens, then these kind of theories will move out of the realm of speculation and into the mainstream."

    There are a gazillion of these unsupported hunches out there, believe which ever one you want. Physics has become the domain of science fiction authors.

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    1. Re:Read the last line of the article first by Thought1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Physics always has been the domain of sci-fi authors. How do you think we got most of our current theories? (:

    2. Re:Read the last line of the article first by calebt3 · · Score: 5, Funny

      How do you think we got most of our current theories? Fortune cookies in Chinese take-out.
    3. Re:Read the last line of the article first by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      There are a gazillion of these unsupported hunches out there, believe which ever one you want. Physics has become the domain of science fiction authors.
      it only requires one to replace or extend current theory. there needs to be evidence to support theories for them to do so and the predictive power of these theories is a big reason why one theory extends or takes over the work of another.
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    4. Re:Read the last line of the article first by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      So, let me get this straight. A scientist proposes an admittedly unusual theory which will be falsifiable using the proper equipment, and that makes it equivalent to science fiction?

      Perhaps you need to educate yourself on what science, precisely, is. If this is a legitimate hypothesis with a legitimate experiment to test it, then there's absolutely nothing unscientific about it, whether you think it sounds outlandish or not.

    5. Re:Read the last line of the article first by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      There's been nothing said about it being falsifiable. "Using the proper equipment" also applies to having a time machine, you know. The article only said the Large Hadron Collider should give insights. So, the gp(p?) is correct. At this time, it's scifi.

      For a hypothesis to be scientific, the experiment needs to be able to be done, not just imagined.

    6. Re:Read the last line of the article first by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not exactly. There a a billion theories exactly like this one but different, but exactly the same. They are all waiting on the Hadron collider to provide proof of higher order dimensions and thus not disprove their theories that depend upon higher dimensions. It will not prove which one is correct.

      If you don't believe me subscribe to new scientist for a while. Every issue a new multi dimensional theory that could help to explain some feature of the universe but can only be proved/disproved at energies that we can't reach.

      This is in essence what I'm saying. We are too far removed from being able to test these theories, that they are not likely to be correct. String theory is over 30 years old and we still haven't been able to prove or disprove it. Think about that, people have spent their entire careers working on a theory that many not be proved or disproved in their lifetimes. I think we were spoiled by the rate of rapid advance in the 20th century.

      I never said physics was not science, but more like science fiction where you don't really have to prove anything just suggest something is plausible.

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    7. Re:Read the last line of the article first by swilly · · Score: 1

      Einstein: c^2? What kind of stupid lucky number is that?

    8. Re:Read the last line of the article first by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Think about that, people have spent their entire careers working on a theory that many not be proved or disproved in their lifetimes.

      Uhh, there are many experiments in GR and SR that have only been recently attainable, long after Einstein's death. The same is true of Darwin's theory of evolution, the mechanism for which was only discovered with the advent of genetics. I'm sure the same has been true for hundreds of years. This is hardly a new or unusual phenomenon.

      I never said physics was not science, but more like science fiction where you don't really have to prove anything just suggest something is plausible.

      And right there you expose your ignorance regarding science.

      In science, you don't *prove* anything. There is no proof that gravity works the way we think it does. There's no proof quantum physics exists as we've formulated it. The same goes for GR, thermodynamics, every single damn theory in existence. A scientific theory is merely a hypothesis backed by experimentation. Any one of these theories may be disproved with the appropriate experiment, and it is that property which makes them scientific.

      So, in this case, we have a class of theories based on higher-order dimensions. Every single one of them could be *dis*proved based on experiments performed with the LHC. And if the results of those experiments are in line with the predictions of those theories, then those theories will live on, and we will formulate new experiments to test other predictions of those theories, and so on, and so on. This is how we approach the truth in science. And, eventually, only on theory will be left standing.

      Now, as you say, in some cases, we have a few hypotheses with require experiments that are likely forever beyond our reach (some of the experiments needed to explore string theory require virtually unattainable energies). And, I agree, at that point, we are entering a realm where the work is not "scientific", at least in the strictest sense. But that is *not the case here*. Here, we have a valid experiment, using the LHC, which may disprove this theory.

      So, this very experiment disproves your assertion that "Physics has become the domain of science fiction authors." Here, we quite clearly have a scientific hypothesis which can be explored with experiments that will be performed once the appropriate equipment has been built. What's the problem?

  24. Time for Dr. Dan Streetmentioner's... by gardyloo · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... "Time Traveler's Handbook of 1001 Tense Formations"

  25. End up frozen in time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How would we know?

    And once time "starts again", wouldn't we just keep on going like nothing happened?

    1. Re:End up frozen in time? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 1

      "Time as you know had a beginning, and time has an end, and then time begins again, as we shall each live our lives again, exactly as before. I have been gifted to see into the old Cycles of Time, not very clearly, mind you. But I have learnt that in the Future-Past, the Brunnen-G, the great victor in the War against the Insect Civilization, shall be destroyed at the hand of His Shadow. But after His Shadow leaves The Cluster, they will be destroyed at the hands of the Brunnen-G. This has happened before, it will happen again."

      --
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  26. Time by RockedMan40 · · Score: 1

    So...from all this, the ending is - We get screwed. Thanks. The universe is just rolling the dice to see which doom wins. Fantastic... Now, give me another Irish coffee and let the IRS know they don't win in the end.

  27. Think about it by UncleWilly · · Score: 0

    If you heard both theories at the same time (Dark Energy vs. Time Slowing) they are both equally strange.

  28. Wait... by rmadmin · · Score: 1

    If we're slowing down (even though time still SEEMS the same to us...) would that mean that we will actually have MORE time? (from a perspective of what our time originally was?)

    1. Re:Wait... by calebt3 · · Score: 1

      We might theoretically have more time, but we move slower, too.

  29. and Bill Gates.... by gosand · · Score: 1

    And Bill Gates may be running out of money.

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  30. In Soviet Russia by jrothwell97 · · Score: 0

    In Soviet Russia, tiimmmeeee ssssssllllllloooooooowwwwwwwwwssssssssss YYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    1. Re:In Soviet Russia by calebt3 · · Score: 1

      If Soviet Russia isn't in a different universe, it is slowing down, too.

  31. Add to that by Snorpus · · Score: 1
    Hilary could be president in about 13 months.

    Will time run out before then?

    1. Re:Add to that by calebt3 · · Score: 5, Funny

      We can only hope.

  32. Time better not stop yet! by Dareth · · Score: 4, Funny

    Fear, long time (relative) slashdotter gets a girl, starts a family and then time stops!

    Great! Just Great!

    My daughter is due early May 2008... not sure what would be worse.. my wife stuck forever pregnant, baby (diapers), or her as a teenager!

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    My mother is a halfling and my dad is an ogre, so that makes me an Ogreling
  33. You'd never know by MultisSanguinisFluit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Assuming a Platonistic perspective (that there is this "thing" out there called time), then we would never be able to observe time slowing down. The slow down would never affect us in the least. All chemical reactions, all of your neural activity... everything... would slow down at the same rate. That may have been a badly worded statement, or I'm taking too literal an interpretation of it.

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    1. Re:You'd never know by Kayyham · · Score: 1

      Not quite. Since we can observe things that happened in the past we will be able to see what rate they happened then as opposed to now.

    2. Re:You'd never know by rothic · · Score: 1

      All of the things we use to measure the passage of time relative to our actions will also slow down, and report the same rates.

  34. less work! by DriveDog · · Score: 1

    If we have less we should spend it more wisely www.fivedayweekend.org

  35. Er... wha? by brunes69 · · Score: 1

    If time emerged during the big bang, then wouldn't that mean that there was no "before" the big bang? So where did it come from?

    1. Re:Er... wha? by plague3106 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Come on, really now. It came from the Flying Spagetti Monster. Heathen.

    2. Re:Er... wha? by king-manic · · Score: 1

      If time emerged during the big bang, then wouldn't that mean that there was no "before" the big bang? So where did it come from? Before was 42x/0. It's it obvious?
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    3. Re:Er... wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the beginning there was nothing, which exploded.

    4. Re:Er... wha? by calebt3 · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of my family's minds.

    5. Re:Er... wha? by just_another_sean · · Score: 1

      Bless his noodly appendage...

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    6. Re:Er... wha? by flaming+error · · Score: 1

      And from the nothing came the beginning.
      And after the beginning came the heaven and the earth. And it was good.
      And after the heaven and the earth there was no time.
      And after there was no time there was neither after nor beginning.
      There was nothing, which exploded.

    7. Re:Er... wha? by ArcherB · · Score: 1

      Bless his noodly appendage...

      Sauce be upon him.

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    8. Re:Er... wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...after He had been drinking heavily...

    9. Re:Er... wha? by bckrispi · · Score: 2, Funny

      Blasphemer! Cheese be upon him!!

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    10. Re:Er... wha? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      You've answered your own question.

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    11. Re:Er... wha? by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      RAmen

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    12. Re:Er... wha? by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      ...And God said "Let There Be Light."
      And there was still nothing.
      But youse could see it.

      -Buddy Hackett (I think)

    13. Re:Er... wha? by Darby · · Score: 1

      Blasphemer! Cheese be upon him!!

      Oh for FSM's sake, the cheese is grated over the sauce you heretic.

    14. Re:Er... wha? by plague3106 · · Score: 1

      Great pun! Thanks!

  36. er...define 'constant'... by Quadraginta · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The problem with TFA is that it makes little logical sense. In what possible sense can time be "slowing down?" "Slowing down" is a statement that something is changing less per unit time. If you like, that dx/dt is negative.

    But how can you measure the "rate" at which time itself is changing? If "change in time" (dt) is going to go in the numerator, what will go in the denominator? Can't be dt, of course. So how do you define the "rate" at which time changes? I can't think of anything. It's like asking the price of money. "Price" means "how much you get per unit money." You can't ask how much money you get per unit money. (Note to nitpickers: the price of currency, e.g. the price of dollars in drachma, is not a valid counterexample.)

    I'm sure the physics makes sense, but the language in this news article does not. If anyone knows what the actual science is, I at least would be grateful for a better explanation than this news article provides. Anyone?

    1. Re:er...define 'constant'... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Think of speed and acceleration.

      A hour is one 'second' per second, but, it can accelerate to one 'second' every half second, or decelerate to one 'second' every two seconds. I don't know the right words for it, but, I can clearly visualize this in my head.

    2. Re:er...define 'constant'... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I can see where you're confused. Actually the price of money *is* a good analogy. How much does a dollar cost? Depends on what you compare it to. Could be x yen or y pounds. Experiments demonstrate that the speed of light is a constant, and since speed = distance/time, time and space must warp accordingly. So what goes in the numerator? Basically, your calculus ratio should be something like dt(here)/dt(there) where 'here' and 'there' are different points in space and/or different inertial frames. Hope this helps.

    3. Re:er...define 'constant'... by Lev13than · · Score: 4, Funny

      The problem with TFA is that it makes little logical sense. In what possible sense can time be "slowing down?" "Slowing down" is a statement that something is changing less per unit time. If you like, that dx/dt is negative. I'm sure the physics makes sense, but the language in this news article does not. If anyone knows what the actual science is, I at least would be grateful for a better explanation than this news article provides. Anyone?

      Try to visualize this using kettles. The easiest way to slow the progress of time is to watch a kettle while it boils. If that analogy doesn't work for you, you can get a similar effect by boiling an egg or visiting a proctologist.
      In order to replicate the study, you start with a single kettle (today) and then progressively add more kettles until the universe is composed entirely of kettles boiling water (end time). Kettles all the way down, as it were.

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    4. Re:er...define 'constant'... by DahGhostfacedFiddlah · · Score: 1, Informative

      Wow - you're getting some pretty useless answers to your very legitimate question.

      Anyway, to answer your question, God did it.

    5. Re:er...define 'constant'... by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      think of it this way: say that a region of space has a different flow of time [time dilation] that things occur 1/2 that of any other region of space and ten billion years later that region of space now has time at a rate 1/4 that of normal space, that is to say that things are occuring at 1/4 the rate of any where else. it would then be accurate to say that the rate of time is slowing down over time relative to other regions of space.

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    6. Re:er...define 'constant'... by Neil+Hodges · · Score: 1

      In the end, the units just cancel out. Even if you say seconds of local time per second of proper time (spacetime interval; should really be measured in meters), it's still a ratio, so the units do cancel out.

    7. Re:er...define 'constant'... by Broken+Toys · · Score: 5, Informative

      It doesn't make "logical sense" because it violates "common sense".

      This isn't a new concept. Someone's just come up with a new theory to support the concept. This may just be another way of viewing the oft proposed heat death of the universe due to entropy.

      Stephen Hawkin amongst others has explained this before. In short, time as we know it didn't exist before the Big Bang. During the inflationary period of the Big Bang time was probably faster than we observe it today. Currently time has stablised somewhat but is probably slowing due to the expansion of the universe.

      All this suggests that time may be intertwined with space and now we're back to Einstein's space time continuum. This is one of consequences of Einstein's general theory of relativity.

      Me? I'm going to hide under a rock with a case of beer until this all blows over.

    8. Re:er...define 'constant'... by evanbd · · Score: 1

      I like your example, and agree completely, but this is Slashdot so I have to nitpick.

      The price of money is the interest rate. If I want some more money, to buy a house or something, the interest rate represents how much money that money will cost me. Unsurprisingly, interest rates are impacted by supply and demand (of money), just like other goods. (Of course, interest rates are also affected by other things, like the Fed deciding it wants them to be higher or lower, but supply and demand plays a big role.)

    9. Re:er...define 'constant'... by Yetihehe · · Score: 1

      Universe expansion is faster. So if it in reality is slower than we observe, then time must be slowing down. If dt is shrinking, dx/dt is growing. But it may not be so simple, IANAM.

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    10. Re:er...define 'constant'... by Requiem18th · · Score: 1

      I don't know how to express it in math and i don't really know what I'm talking about, i read this somewhere, but it may be tangentially useful for you. It gos like this:

      Quartz clocks in spaceships have been found to be consistently delayed upon return to Earth, suggesting that Quartz decays faster inside a gravity well than in space. The time measures taken by these clocks have however been repeated on Earth and found correct, suggesting all physical phenomena occurs faster inside a gravity well than in space. In other words time "happens" faster here than on high orbit, and apparently according to this study time happens faster in the outer galaxies than here. So we aren't anymore moving at the same speed than the rest of the universe.

      Know how would you describe in math that? Is a differential in time differentials per space differentials or something like that. IANAAP.

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    11. Re:er...define 'constant'... by LumenPlacidum · · Score: 2, Interesting

      If "change in time" (dt) is going to go in the numerator, what will go in the denominator? Can't be dt, of course. dt/dt=1 is an acceptable rate of change, though I admit that it's not actually changing, so time can hardly be "slowing down". What seems likely to me is that because of the fact that Einstein taught us to not hold time to be absolute, we would define time as a function of one or more independent variables, and THAT is probably flattening if they're to say time is "slowing down"
    12. Re:er...define 'constant'... by AstrumPreliator · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Part of the problem is we don't have the language, technically speaking, to describe such a phenomenon. Our species has always viewed time as a fixed quantity and our language definitely reflects this. That said I'll offer two possible ways of thinking about it. The second will probably be the more accurate...

      First, imagine time can be described in term of space, that is perhaps 1 second = 1 meter. Now as you move through just the time axis you take a measurement with a piece of string, say to about 0.5m, then you keep going down the time axis for a bit and you take another measurement with another piece of string to 0.5m again. Then you compare the string lengths, the second would be shorter if this theory were correct.

      Okay, that first one doesn't make a whole lot of sense so let's move on! Consider Spacetime as a 4-dimensional manifold. Now consider the metric on this space, at least the time portion of it, as tending to zero as t->infinity. That is the distance between points shrinks on the t-axis*.

      That may not be the best of explanations but hopefully that helps a bit. My second example is very colloquial, I'm not a physicist so this is just how I can picture it =P.

      *For an example of a Non-Euclidean Metric check out The Riemann Sphere.

    13. Re:er...define 'constant'... by ZincFinger · · Score: 1

      In order to conceptualize this you need to accept the idea that time is *not* a constant.

      Therefore your point:

      > In what possible sense can time be "slowing down?" "Slowing down" is a statement that
      > something is changing less per unit time. If you like, that dx/dt is negative.

      is non valid because " dt " implies time ticking at a regular beat. You are trying to fit a theory into something that it can not by its very definition.

      If you do let go of the fact that time is a constant, TFA is acually very clever and quite intriguing.

    14. Re:er...define 'constant'... by mysticgoat · · Score: 1

      If the rate of time's passage is changing, does this mean that in some sense the speed of light in a vacuum is no longer constant at all places and all times?

      I am so confused.

    15. Re:er...define 'constant'... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is that time isn't an absolute once you get up into the wonky fairyland physics (the on-paper type). The only way to observe dt would to be outside the system in which time was "slowing".

      Basically, think along the lines of dt1,2,3etc/dt0. Current rate of time over original rate of time. Of course, you'd have to be outside the system being measured and the results would only be relative to your own passage of time.

      I know of no way myself to measure change of time's passage more directly. We exist within time and we use time as a constant in a huge number of calculations. As long as time's passage stays locally constant (locally as in our galaxy) I'm happy and I'll let the physicists figure out how to measure time's passage and whatnot.

    16. Re:er...define 'constant'... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think of time as a dimension - slowing down and speeding up means shrinking or stretching.

      I think what TFA means in this case is that the time dimension is collapsing, will no longer have spatio-temporal extent.

    17. Re:er...define 'constant'... by crosson · · Score: 1

      Time is obviously a tricky issue in cosmology, but in relativity a "rate" is measured with respect to proper time i.e. looking at my wristwatch (the measurement device is at rest with respect to me and the variation of gravitational field across my body is ignored). Now imagine a supernova that brightens and fades like clockwork, except the further I look in terms of distance the nova speeds up. But remember that looking far in distance we see the universe as it was at an earlier time, and we can say "damn that nova is too fast compared to the ones closer to us, we must be slow". Cosmology is an unusual science: the evidence for accelerating universe, dark matter, dark energy etc is very massive and yet it is difficult to explain these things to a non-expert without sounding totally bogus.

    18. Re:er...define 'constant'... by emok · · Score: 1

      dt_here / dt_somewhereelse

      i don't know how you'd measure it...

    19. Re:er...define 'constant'... by coolGuyZak · · Score: 2, Informative

      Einstein's theory of relativity features time dilation. Maybe that can help.

    20. Re:er...define 'constant'... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Erm, ever heard about monetary inflation? One can very well compare todays value of $1 to one of 1950. And it's known since Einstein that time is not an absolute. The hypthesis is that 'more stuff happened' in 1 sec billions of years ago than in our time what would mean that light seen today from that time appears at different frequency/ies or red shifted. I wont pretend to understand the math behind it but the basic concept seems simple enough.

    21. Re:er...define 'constant'... by TheSkyIsPurple · · Score: 1

      >I am so confused.

      Now you're getting it!

    22. Re:er...define 'constant'... by tepples · · Score: 2, Informative

      If the rate of time's passage is changing, does this mean that in some sense the speed of light in a vacuum is no longer constant at all places and all times? Relativity treats the speed of light as a constant, and so does the current definition of the meter. But other constants, such as the charge of an electron or the gravitational force between two 1 kg masses 1 m apart, might change over time to make it look like the speed of light is changing.
    23. Re:er...define 'constant'... by larry+bagina · · Score: 1

      It's recreatable on earth as well with high quality atomic clocks. this guy took gained 22 nanoseconds of time by spending the weekend at 5,000 ft above sea level.

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    24. Re:er...define 'constant'... by arminw · · Score: 1

      ....If I want some more money, to buy a house or something, the interest rate represents how much money that money will cost me........

      If I want some more money, to buy a house or something, the interest rate represents how much money that money will cost me to RENT it.

      When you borrow money for say a house, you are actually renting the money, instead of renting the house itself. The difference is then that after you have finished paying the principal and interest (rent) you own that house. So in the long run, especially for houses, buying one, even with rented money is better than simply renting one. This is especially true since in the USA at least, you can still deduct the rent for the money from your tax, whereas you cannot deduct the rent as rent for the house.

      For some goods and for some businesses it may be better to rent (lease) the good directly, rather than the money to buy it.

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    25. Re:er...define 'constant'... by Have+Brain+Will+Rent · · Score: 1

      Time "slowing down" would simply mean clocks here running slower than clocks elsewhere. Personally I think relativity is much easier to understand if one stops thinking about time and instead thanks of clocks ticking. In fact the whole idea of "time" may be the single biggest obstacle to understanding what is actually going on in whatever this is we seem to inhabit.

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    26. Re:er...define 'constant'... by Bellum+Aeternus · · Score: 1

      The cost of money is the interest you're willing to pay (current target rate being 4.25%). Perhaps time has some kind of interest to be paid. Eventually the interest exceeds your ability to pay for it. So when we can't pay anymore, it all ends? Head hurts now...

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    27. Re:er...define 'constant'... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the time component of the spatial hypothesis I've been promulgating for years: The universe is not expanding; matter is shrinking.

      Think about it.

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    28. Re:er...define 'constant'... by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1
      If "change in time" (dt) is going to go in the numerator, what will go in the denominator? Can't be dt, of course.

      But it can be dt at a different location. How do you think "time slows down as you approach the speed of light" works?

      You can't ask how much money you get per unit money.

      All else being equal, the answer would be one. On the other hand: if you ask how much now for money later, that's related to the interest rate - how much US for Canadian, that's the exchange rate - how much when X is sold to how much when it was bought, that's return on investment.

      (Note to nitpickers: the price of currency, e.g. the price of dollars in drachma, is not a valid counterexample.)

      According to you. If exchange rates were static, I might let it pass (just different units), but exchange rates change constantly, so it isn't just meters vs feet.

    29. Re:er...define 'constant'... by tabby · · Score: 1

      or to go with the proctology example... the universe is full of shit?

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    30. Re:er...define 'constant'... by Iron+Condor · · Score: 2, Informative

      Once you understand that "time" is itself a relative term, i.e. observer-dependent, it isn't terribly hard to take any one "dt" and put it into the numerator and some other "dT" and put it into the denominator. Obvious choices that pop up in GR textbooks all over the place might include co-moving (i.e. "proper") time vs "time as seen by an outside observer".

      Note that even in simple vanilla special relativity people speak of "time slowing down" for fast-moving objects. What they mean is that a pion that is produced at a high velocity seems to survive longer than one that is produced at rest when observed by someone from the outside. For the pions themselves, nothing changes.

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    31. Re:er...define 'constant'... by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      If time is relative, then the current definition of a meter is relative as well.

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    32. Re:er...define 'constant'... by szrachen · · Score: 1

      But just how long will it take you to drink that case of beer? Will it last?

    33. Re:er...define 'constant'... by Darby · · Score: 1


      Stephen Hawkin amongst others has explained this before. In short, time as we know it didn't exist before the Big Bang. During the inflationary period of the Big Bang time was probably faster than we observe it today. Currently time has stablised somewhat but is probably slowing due to the expansion of the universe.

      All this suggests that time may be intertwined with space and now we're back to Einstein's space time continuum. This is one of consequences of Einstein's general theory of relativity.


      So are you saying it's like the picture of traveling through space time where you have a square where left right is travel through space and up down is travel through time, sitting still is traveling through pure time and the faster you go brings space into it to illustrate time dilation?

      In this case since the square is stretching, that's the "slowing of time we're seeing?

    34. Re:er...define 'constant'... by scooter.higher · · Score: 0

      Moderators! This is not an attempt to make a case for creationists! I am just trying to make sense of this.

      Now to my question:

      If time was faster in the beginning of the universe than it is now, could it then be possible that the universe was created only a few thousand years ago? And now that perception of time has changed it appears that the universe is older because the rate of time has changed for us?

      If an event would have been measured as taking 1000 years "back then," it would have been perceived as 1000 years to an observer in that time, but if it could be measured against our current perception of the rate of time it would have been only 100 years.

      Did I get that right?

      Like where 1000 units of changing-rate-time occurs in the same span as 100 units of constant-rate-time.

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    35. Re:er...define 'constant'... by jZnat · · Score: 1

      Time and distance get distorted noticeably only at high velocities (i.e., a significant per cent of the speed of light), so we can simply define the metre as the distance light travels in vacuum in 1/299792458 s on Earth. Since we also have a good definition for the second, it works out.

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    36. Re:er...define 'constant'... by Bombula · · Score: 1
      Me? I'm going to hide under a rock with a case of beer until this all blows over.

      So what you're saying is that it's Miller Time ?

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  37. A big stretch by prelelat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe this isn't a sign that time is collapsing or that it will collapse at some point in the far off future. Maybe Space and time are being stretched. There may be finite amount of space and it keeps getting spread thinner, which could effect gravitational forces and then effect time. Somewhat how a black hole can slow time around it, maybe the spreading of the universe is in effect increasing the speed in the spread thin areas. Of course what does that mean when Space and time get spread to thin, so we get tears or does it collapse? Seems devastating either way.

    Then again I only took one entry level university class on the whole thing so I don't think that qualifies me. I just like to think of apposing theories :P

  38. Run out of time? by HTH+NE1 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cannot run out of time. There is infinite time. You are finite. Zathras is finite. This... is wrong tool. [rummaging] No, not good. Not good. No. No-- never use this!

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    1. Re:Run out of time? by Xentor · · Score: 1

      Love those B5 quotes...

      "Zathras is used to this. Have sad life, likely have sad death. At least there is symmetry."
      (Misquoted, I'm sure)

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  39. Obligatory Babylon 5 quote by GuruBuckaroo · · Score: 2, Funny

    Zathras: "Cannot run out of time. Time is infinite. You, are finite. Zathras if finite. This.... is wrong tool."

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    1. Re:Obligatory Babylon 5 quote by GuruBuckaroo · · Score: 1

      Damn - beaten to the punch by seconds. I suppose I did run out of time.

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  40. Anyone else notice? by springbox · · Score: 5, Funny

    I always seem to read Large Hadron Collider as "Large Hardon Collider." Not sure how that's related to science.

    1. Re:Anyone else notice? by Empiric · · Score: 1

      Well, you could conjecture about the subjective qualia that would persist for an individual should time stop in various, er, "states"...

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    2. Re:Anyone else notice? by ashitaka · · Score: 1

      Probably something to do with psychology...

      I think Freud had an opinion on this.

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    3. Re:Anyone else notice? by Number6.2 · · Score: 1

      Dyslexics should not do science?

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    4. Re:Anyone else notice? by damiam · · Score: 1
      (stolen from here)

      "Possibly the most massive, energetic, and powerful particles in the universe, the hardon exhibits an incredibly long decay time. While most particles decay after a few microseconds, the hardon tends to last 10-15 minutes. Hardons are formed by interactions of hitons ("sex" bosons), but can also be found in the presence of high energy partyons.

      Hardons can decay quickly when subjected to bombardment by negative leadons. When a hardon interaction occurs and a leadon is present, the hardon emits a lot of energy and emits a comeon (guilt boson).

      The hardon has a relatively common antiparticle, nominally called the tampon, which will annihilate with the hardon producing tremendous amounts of heat energy in process cosmologists call the "big lack of bang." Energy emitted in this process is detectable only in erenkov counters.

      The discovery of the hardon proved to be the most significant discovery in recent particle physics. After the research team of Herzog, Walter, and Chandler made their discovery, they began work on a Sex-Death-Guilt Unification Theory. While their new theory has not been published, it has already made an impact on the scientific community, and hormone levels in labs around the world have soared to record levels."

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    5. Re:Anyone else notice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps it was named after Dr. "Harry Hadron"...

    6. Re:Anyone else notice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where do you get Large Hadrons anyway? When I'm creating a universe the only hadrons I can ever get the the normal quantum scale hadrons. I wonder what I could build if I could get some of those cool Large Hadrons.

    7. Re:Anyone else notice? by Woy · · Score: 2, Funny

      And to control it they are using the next version of Ubuntu, called Hairy Hardon.

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    8. Re:Anyone else notice? by NotZed · · Score: 1

      Wow so little humour in the replies to the parent post.

      FWIW I always read it like that too ... Physicists all seem to get a hell of a hard-on for what it will do, I'm sure plenty of engineers would for the sheer size of the machine, and governments and accountants over its cost.

      I think it's a rather obvious and appropriate pun on the name.

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    9. Re:Anyone else notice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      PENIS FENCING!!!!!

    10. Re:Anyone else notice? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe a Time magazine caption made the same typo. The associated image was a section of the beam line projecting toward the viewer.

    11. Re:Anyone else notice? by shannara256 · · Score: 1

      Collider? I barely knew her!

  41. Tempting Fate by MichaelCrawford · · Score: 1
    From the Wikipedia article linked in the post:

    As with previous particle accelerators, people both inside and outside the physics community have voiced concern that the LHC might trigger one of several theoretical disasters capable of destroying the Earth or even the entire Universe. This has raised controversy as to whether any such risks outweigh the potential benefits of constructing and operating the LHC.

    This reminds me that at the time of the first atomic bomb test, there was concern that it might cause fusion of hydrogen found in atmospheric water vaport. A chain reaction of that would cause the entire Earth's atmosphere to explode, thereby destroying all life on Earth.

    I understand that one of the Manhattan Project scientists was taking bets on whether this would happen.

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    1. Re:Tempting Fate by Junta · · Score: 1

      ...destroying all life on Earth.I understand that one of the Manhattan Project scientists was taking bets on whether this would happen. Well, that's pretty obvious which way to bet. I'll always bet the human species will not go extinct. If I'm wrong, go ahead and try to collect.
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    2. Re:Tempting Fate by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

      there was a B moive about some lab making a small black hole.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Hole_(2006_film)

    3. Re:Tempting Fate by vrmlguy · · Score: 1

      This reminds me that at the time of the first atomic bomb test, there was concern that it might cause fusion of hydrogen found in atmospheric water vapor. A chain reaction of that would cause the entire Earth's atmosphere to explode, thereby destroying all life on Earth. Close, but the details were slightly different. The heat of the blast was sufficient to cause the atmosphere's nitogen to fuse. That would release more heat, which would cause more fusion. The question was, would that reaction be self-sustaining, or would it die out before it consumed all of the earth's atmosphere? We all know the answer now, but here's the official report on the likelyhood of it happening: http://www.fas.org/sgp/othergov/doe/lanl/docs1/00329010.pdf
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  42. Failure of Context by DynaSoar · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Being "frozen in time" would require a privileged frame of reference from which to observe this. Relativity precludes such a thing.

    If time slows down, we slow down with it, and we don't notice because everything looks normal. This is precisely the gedankenexperiment of the moving train. If you can't handle the relativity, read some science fiction that uses it, such as Tau Zero (the ship can't stop accelerating and ends up crossing the entire universe and watching the big crunch and next big bang) or the Heechee stories (where the guy leaves the rest of his crew trapped around a black hole, and they're recovered decades later, havening spent weeks waiting).

    To have an absolutely 0 tau would require a completely flat universe. As long as any matter and/or energy (dark or light) exists, this is impossible. The rate may approach 0 but cannot achieve it. Thus, there will always be duration, and we will experience it just as we do now.

    Time could be speeding up and slowing down right now, like a lead foot motorist stuck in a traffic jam. We'd never notice because we're stuck in it, no matter what its rate is, like a passenger in said vehicle that can't see outside (minus the inertial effects, because we're talking the universe here, not a locally observable phenomenon).

    The same argument applies to "the universe is expanding". We couldn't detect that either, because we're embedded in space time. We'd expand too. All we can see is the supposed effects of previous expansion, that of Hubble red shift. Try the dots-on-the-balloon experiment. The dots get farther apart. But the distance between them as measured by the size of a dot remains constant.

    It's the same argument because time and space are integrated as space-time. It's essentially the inability to get outside a frame of reference known as "universe".

    Whenever I see one of these goofy assertion articles, I hope for a summary of the math. These goofy results must be arrived at due to an error in assumption. Such an error, if considered to be a valid point, may be just the error that prevents us from integrating gravity with the other forces, and so illuminating and fixing that error could be a major step in theoretical physics.

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    1. Re:Failure of Context by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being "frozen in time" would require a privileged frame of reference from which to observe this. Relativity precludes such a thing. If time slows down, we slow down with it, and we don't notice because everything looks normal. This is precisely the gedankenexperiment of the moving train.
      Mod this post up!
    2. Re:Failure of Context by Sapphon · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Woah there, sailor, with your solid ideas and easy-to-understand balloon and train analogies. What we Slashdotters really want is analogy using cars – wait, damn!

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    3. Re:Failure of Context by AlpineR · · Score: 1

      The same argument applies to "the universe is expanding". We couldn't detect that either, because we're embedded in space time. We'd expand too. All we can see is the supposed effects of previous expansion, that of Hubble red shift. Try the dots-on-the-balloon experiment. The dots get farther apart. But the distance between them as measured by the size of a dot remains constant.

      I am not an astrophysicist, so how does the expansion of space interact with the forces? If there were an ant standing on the balloon, he'd see the dots getting farther away and he might even feel a tug on his legs. But he wouldn't expand himself. Interatomic forces would keep pulling him back to his original size (unless his feet were glued to the balloon).

      So if I had a meter stick floating around in intergalactic space, would distant stars expand away relative to the stick's length?

      If so, then it's true that you couldn't detect changes in the speed of time by looking at your watch. But maybe you could detect it through some comparison to watch-like phenomena from the past. Or you could detect changes in some ratio of time to space.

    4. Re:Failure of Context by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1
      The same argument applies to "the universe is expanding". We couldn't detect that either, because we're embedded in space time. We'd expand too. All we can see is the supposed effects of previous expansion, that of Hubble red shift.

      So, we can't detect it, but we can see the effects? Isn't that like saying we can't detect the sun, only the light it supposedly is giving off?

      Try the dots-on-the-balloon experiment. The dots get farther apart. But the distance between them as measured by the size of a dot remains constant.

      Except in the real world the size of atoms, the speed of light, etc all stay the same - they don't get stretched. You taking a crude model too seriously.

      It's the same argument because time and space are integrated as space-time. It's essentially the inability to get outside a frame of reference known as "universe".

      Just because there's no privileged frame doesn't mean you can't make comparisons.

    5. Re:Failure of Context by Spikeles · · Score: 1

      If there were an ant standing on the balloon, he'd see the dots getting farther away and he might even feel a tug on his legs. But he wouldn't expand himself. Interatomic forces would keep pulling him back to his original size (unless his feet were glued to the balloon).
      The point is that the surface of the ballon IS the universe. If you were an ant standing on the ballon, you'd have to be OUTSIDE the universe and hence, be in a different frame of reference and probably not be affected by whatever stretching forces occur.
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    6. Re:Failure of Context by quietlysubversive · · Score: 1

      Whenever I see one of these goofy assertion articles, I hope for a summary of the math. These goofy results must be arrived at due to an error in assumption. Such an error, if considered to be a valid point, may be just the error that prevents us from integrating gravity with the other forces, and so illuminating and fixing that error could be a major step in theoretical physics.

      Yea... Ok, you can hope all you want, but what good would it do you if they did post the math summary? Think you're gonna identify the "wrong assumption" that just so happens to have eluded world class physicists from Einstein to Hawking? Geez, what an ego *roll*

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    7. Re:Failure of Context by Autonomous+Crowhard · · Score: 1
      The problem with your relativity comment is that you're assuming that time moves at a constant rate throughout the universe. Variable time speeds would account for the items we see that appear to be going faster than the speed of light in our frame of reference.

      Otherwise I agree with you. The universe would never stop, but would assymtotically approach 0. We would never notice this among the local (read: billion or two light years) environment. Further out the difference in time rates between here and in distant areas might have a larger multiplier and become more apparent.

    8. Re:Failure of Context by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

      > Except in the real world the size of atoms, the speed of light, etc all stay the same - they don't get stretched. You taking a crude model too seriously.

      Not at all. I'm presenting the crude model to illustrate the points rather than expounding bafflingly precise. I got this from a physics course at Purdue that taught relativity using no more math than the Pythagorean theorem and F = ma. Occam's Razor applied to levels of abstraction.

      If space itself is expanding, any measuring device is itself expanding. This holds true for yard(or meter)sticks and the Plank length. If everything stayed the same size and space expanded without what's embedded in it, everything would appear to shrink. From what we can see, things may be moving away from us, but they don't appear to be getting smaller than can be accounted for distance. This would have been the case brought up by the other responder who talked about the balloon sliding around under his feet. He'd be appearing to shrink to the balloon universe.

      And for the speed of light (the maximum speed, ie. in a vacuum), it is a constant because it crosses a fixed amount of space in a fixed amount of time, as seen from outside the photon*. If the "fixes" aren't, it'll vary, but since everything else will, it won't appear to.

      * As a final head bend, consider that a photon travels at c, and so experiences no duration. It observes everything that happens during its lifespan (emission to absorption) simultaneously and instantaneously.

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    9. Re:Failure of Context by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1
      If space itself is expanding, any measuring device is itself expanding.

      That's where I disagree with you. Two free objects would move apart in an expanding space, but the size of a ruler is determined by the chemical bonds between its atoms, i.e. electromagnetism - and the electrons aren't gaining charge so that they can hold the longer ruler together. The ends of the ruler would be pulled in, keeping its length constant. The dots on your balloon are only affected by the expansion, but other forces counteract it in the real world.

      It's possible that the universe isn't expanding, but to duplicate our observations: every object in the universe would have to be shrinking at the same rate, something would have to uniformly drain energy from photons (for red shift), the speed of light would have to slow (so that it appears constant), gravity would have to weaken (we'd be getting closer to the center of the shrinking the Earth) and other forces would have to follow suit. Keep in mind that atoms would have to put out higher-frequency photons (they have to be smaller, too), while the forces holding them together got weaker. And all of the would have to be in sync. And I haven't started on the cosmic microwave background and other evidence for the big bang.

      Run that through Occam's Razor and tell me what you think. I'm not against speculation, or criticism of current theory, but in this case I think you're letting an assumption about how objects would act in expanding space get the better of you.

    10. Re:Failure of Context by mattpalmer1086 · · Score: 1

      IANAP, but it doesn't seem to be a goofy idea. As postulated by some string theories, if our universe is a 4d "brane" (3 space, 1 time) embedded somehow in a higher dimensional "bulk", they wondered what would happen if a brane started to change its dimensional signature relative to the bulk - for example, a time dimension transforming into a space dimension.

      It turns out, according to their calculations we would see the universe gradually accelerating just like we perceive the effects of "dark energy". Brane time would slow down relative to bulk time, but the change is gradual, look like it is speeding up. We would not notice local effects on our human timescale, but we could see the effects on the cosmological scale over billions of years.

      It bends my mind too, and I can't pretend to really understand even my own summary, to me it raises a lot of questions about what a time dimension really is - but its certainly no wackier than many other ideas in super-string theory or relativity. I guess we'll have to see if the maths stacks up after its published.

    11. Re:Failure of Context by kalirion · · Score: 1

      The same argument applies to "the universe is expanding". We couldn't detect that either, because we're embedded in space time. We'd expand too.

      I wholeheartedly agree with you as far as the time slowing down is concerned, but I think you're wrong here. When scientist talk about the universe expanding, it mainly affects the distance between galaxies / clusters. Atoms, celestial bodies, galaxies, etc. are not expanding themselves. The neat aspect of this is that the distance between far apart galaxies is expanding at speeds greater than the speed of light.

    12. Re:Failure of Context by DynaSoar · · Score: 1

      Autonomous Crowhard (205058) sez: "The problem with your relativity comment is that you're assuming that time moves at a constant rate throughout the universe. Variable time speeds would account for the items we see that appear to be going faster than the speed of light in our frame of reference. Otherwise I agree with you."

      So far the things we've seen that appear to be going faster than light are tricks of perspective in jets being emitted in opposite directions from active bodies, at an angle nearly in line with our sight. There's also the trick with wave fronts that make light appear to move faster or slower. The light is the same, the wave interactions cause the effect.

      However, you raise the point of a known alternative to the anomalous speed changes in expansion we're blaming on dark energy. That theory is "delta tau". It posits that time is not a constant, that it was faster in the past, and is slowing down. Essentially it is not expanding as the same rate as spatial dimensions, as it is not solidly coupled to them. It predicts the same effects as the parent article without waving the dead chicken of dark anything.

      Oh, and an additional point to something I argued elsewhere in the thread, re: space expanding and atoms (I'd go with Plank length) and everything else expanding with it, and so being 'invisible'. If space were expanding, and the quantum scale were not expanding with it, we'd be seeing matter pop into being out of the "quantum foam" for the same reasons that black holes aren't completely black (eg. Hawking radiation). Virtual particles would occasionally be unable to recombine because they'd have moved farther away than their energy allows for their speed. Expanding space without all scales of space-like measurement coupled to it would result in something like what the steady state cosmology theory predicts.

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  43. time to buy a hybrid watch by netsavior · · Score: 1

    one that runs on both time and electricity, so as you slow down it charges the backup battery and you can keep going through the magic of hybrid synergy drive!

  44. What did McKay do this time?? by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 1

    Did he set off a TIME DILATION FIELD around us?

    or did they star messing with the ANCIENT TIME-LOOP DEVICE again?

    1. Re:What did McKay do this time?? by fzammett · · Score: 1

      "IN THE MIDDLE OF MY BACKSWING?!!?"

      Hmm... did McKay ever actually use a time dilation field? SG1 did on the replicator planet when the first human-forms were introduced, thanks to the Asgard... and then Carter did it again in the final episode of the series (time dilation field, blew up a star, tell me she's not the most dangerous woman in the history of sci-fi!), but I don't recall McKay ever doing one (doing one? initiating one? setting one off? How exactly *does* one state it when someone is responsible for a time dilation field??)

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    2. Re:What did McKay do this time?? by fzammett · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, and FYI, remember the "time-loop" device wasn't meant to loop at all, that was just the side-effect of some bad engineering.

      Splitting hairs I suppose... if one can build a device to go back in time at all it's probably a little over-the-top to criticize if it doesn't work *quite* right!

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  45. Frozen Time by dark&stormynight · · Score: 1

    Mmmmmmmmm.....frozen time. With chocolate sprinkles.

  46. EXCELSIOR!! by thatskinnyguy · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey! Someday he will save the world from immanent destruction and even you will say "Thank you Al Gore! You're super awesome!"

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    1. Re:EXCELSIOR!! by Bryansix · · Score: 1

      "We have to stop ManBearPig. Like I'm totally serial!"

    2. Re:EXCELSIOR!! by kisrael · · Score: 0, Troll

      That "totally serial" (cereal?) is the dumbest, most-unfunny, injoke-that-should-have-stayed-an-injoke ever.

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    3. Re:EXCELSIOR!! by pluther · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Hey! Someday he will save the world from immanent destruction and even you will say "Thank you Al Gore! You're super awesome!"

      Nah, that's the funny part of it. He can only actually get recognition if he fails.

      If the environmentalists are successful, then nothing will happen.

      It's like the Y2K bug: All those people working to ensure that nothing happens. So when in Y2K, nothing happened, the general response was "huh, guess there never was a problem after all."

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    4. Re:EXCELSIOR!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's ok. You hate South Park. We get it.

    5. Re:EXCELSIOR!! by dasunt · · Score: 1

      If the environmentalists are successful, then nothing will happen.

      Er, wouldn't climate control have to be successful for nothing to happen?

      If the environmentalists are successful and eliminate all human effects on climate, then natural climate change will still occur.

    6. Re:EXCELSIOR!! by lmpeters · · Score: 1

      The difference is that human civilization wouldn't be crippled by catastrophic climate change within the next 50 years. If the environmentalists are successful, human civilization will have thousands (possibly millions) of years before climate change becomes catastrophic naturally.

      Of course, in the case of success, it's likely (judging from history) that human civilization will still be crippled by some other man-made catastrophe long before natural climate change has any noticeable effect. Y2K was a resounding success for humanity's ability to avert a potential disaster that arose from its own actions. But on average, humanity's record is pretty dismal.

    7. Re:EXCELSIOR!! by Eli+Gottlieb · · Score: 1

      Someday he'll save Earth with deadly lasers instead of deadly slideshows.

  47. Vinge's a genius by Just+Some+Guy · · Score: 1

    We're moving out of the Slow Zone.

    If there was ever a SF plot device I wished was true, that's was it.

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  48. Speed of light slowing down? by Trub68 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I came accross this information. Seems if light is slowing down why not time? Australian physicist Barry Setterfield and mathematician Trevor Norman examined all of the available experimental measurements to date and have announced a discovery: the speed of light appears to have been slowing down over the years. [Roemer, 1657 (Io eclipse): +/- 307,600 5400 km/sec; Harvard, 1875 (same method): +/- 299,921 13 km/sec; NBS, 1983 (laser method): +/- 299,792.4586 0.0003 km/sec.] They all are approximately 186,000 miles/second; or about one foot/nanosecond.)3 While the margin of error improved over the years, the mean value has noticeably decreased. In fact, the bands of uncertainty hardly overlap. As you would expect, these findings are highly controversial, especially to the more traditional physicists. However, many who scoffed at the idea initially have subsequently begun to take a closer look at the possibilities. Alan Montgomery, the Canadian mathematician, has also analyzed the data statistically and has concluded that the decay of c, the velocity of light, has followed a cosecant-squared curve with a correlation coefficient of better than 99%.

    1. Re:Speed of light slowing down? by MorpheousMarty · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Could you provide some links? Alan Montgomery doesn't show up in Wiki doesn't show anything and Google gets too many professors.

    2. Re:Speed of light slowing down? by Trub68 · · Score: 3, Funny

      I searched a little and found a little more information about Alan on this web site http://www.ldolphin.org/cdkgal.html

    3. Re:Speed of light slowing down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now Im no expert but if the speed of light is slowing down, wouldn't they noticed the amount of energy they get from in nuclear reactions to be decreasing as well? Since E=mc2, and if the speed of light is decreasing then I would assume the amount of energy released would decrease.

    4. Re:Speed of light slowing down? by bizbuzz · · Score: 1

      If the velocity of light is slowing down over time in the past centuries, time in fact must have been accelerating, presupposed space (distance) is constant (ceteris paribus). Otherwise space would have been expanding even more to produce this development in the relation of space and time.

    5. Re:Speed of light slowing down? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
    6. Re:Speed of light slowing down? by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      a web site that has as its mission statement, "To create, develop, and distribute materials to stimulate, encourage, and facilitate serious study of the Bible as the inerrant Word of God." Probably not the best source for a discussion of theoretical physics, methinks ...

      What? You think that GOD doesn't understand theoretical physics? If he/she/it doesn't than who the hell does?

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    7. Re:Speed of light slowing down? by bizbuzz · · Score: 1

      You responded to the wrong posting, strong believer. However based on the other postings to this topic actually there seems to be no proof of deceleration of the speed of light, so it's all mind games.

  49. Oops by Dan+Parker · · Score: 1

    "....a star moving away appears redder in colour than one moving towards us." Oh Dear. Another non-scientist tries to write about science and makes a boo-boo.

    1. Re:Oops by gethoht · · Score: 1

      What about redshift? If this isn't true, please source.

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    2. Re:Oops by Dan+Parker · · Score: 1

      The spectral lines shift toward the red. As some lines shift into from the visible range into the non-visible
      infrared, other lines from the blue end shift from non-visible ultraviolet into the visible blue region. All
      lines shift toward red. Some shift out of visible range; others shift into visible range. Thus there's no
      bias in the visible range on either the blue or red end.

    3. Re:Oops by Nazlfrag · · Score: 1

      Don't be such a pedant. To a layman, 'redder' and 'shift towards the red end of the spectrum' are synonymous.

  50. Let's all concentrate... by Mantrid · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's all concentrate on making a big red cloud around the world, then we can remove ourselves from this universe all together!

  51. Obligatory, inspired, Yakov Smirnoff parady. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "In Soviet Russia, time slows you!"

  52. A Stab in the Dark? by solar_blitz · · Score: 1

    My outlook on the creation of the universe is a bit different than any others and incredibly simplistic.

    From what I've seen of the universe, every single celestial body might have life cycles similar to the ordinary star: birth via supernova, maturation, and then collapse. If during a collapse the star is reduced to nebula, couldn't it be possible that the gravitational forces from each atom of the nebula pull one another together to create another supernova and bear forth a star? Maybe the universe works in the same way - expanding then pulling itself back and compressing? If stars do that, then why not galaxies and universes? Maybe sometime in the far flung future the energy that propelled everything away from the "center of the universe" (ie, big bang ground zero) will dissipate; and the only force acting upon the universe's numerous celestial body will be both their corresponding gravitational pulls and the gravitational pull found at the "center of the universe." If there is a pull at the center of the universe, that is. Perhaps its just some huge vacuum void of all matter, and its force is overpowered by the force created by the big bang.

    I'm not a theoretical physicist, astrologist, or whatnot. I'm just a /.er who likes the natural patterns he finds in nature and thinks it points to something big; like the universe is telling us something.

    1. Re:A Stab in the Dark? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well for a start, your confusing several different concepts. First, there is no "center of the universe". In very oversimplified terms, the Big Bang was not an explosion in space, it was an "explosion" of space. There is no "ground zero" of the universe that we could park a spacecraft on and plant a flag in. Stars also explode in space, and nebula form in space.. but the expanding universe we observe today is an expansion of space, so mixing up these two ideas won't get you very far.

  53. Jack already told us this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Noted physicist Jack Bauer has been telling us this for years

  54. End of Time by aquatone282 · · Score: 1

    Better cash in the kids' college funds, head for Vegas, find some hookers, some coke and go out in style.

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  55. ya think ? I think not. by Grampaw+Willie · · Score: 1

    the Universe is infinite in every respect. that is the only way that it can exist.

    the Universe is in a constant state of change. time and distance are abstracts of man and not important to the Universe

    when you gaze into the sky tonite and see all the stars out there what you are looking at is a tiny piece of the never ending process of creation

    "We are but a moment's Sunlight
    "Fading in the grass...
    "C'mon people now!

  56. Wake-up Call by oahazmatt · · Score: 4, Funny

    Clearly, this is a wake-up call for the Universe. Our dependency on time must not continue if we are to survive. Contact your President, your Prime Minister, all of your representatives and demand investigations into alternative time resources.

    Perhaps something corn-based.

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    1. Re:Wake-up Call by evilviper · · Score: 1

      Contact your President, your Prime Minister, all of your representatives and demand investigations into alternative time resources. Perhaps something corn-based.

      Rumor has it President GW Bush has already looked into altering time. Though his solution was based not on corn but coca leaves.
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  57. Outa Time by scharkalvin · · Score: 1

    Just like on the license plate on Dr. Browns DeLorian.

  58. Fundamental error by sam_handelman · · Score: 3, Funny

    Their calculations are off because they are educated to be evil, and fail to appreciate that each day is actually four days long!.

      When you account for this 1:4 ratio, the extra dark energy drops out of the equations, and the universe does not collapse into an academic singularity, but into four nodes, two major and two minor! The academic community will not teach this because it is brainwashing.

      (Actually, I just really want this story to have the Time Cube metatag.)

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    1. Re:Fundamental error by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  59. sorry, sorry, its just me, i don't read too well by lyberth · · Score: 1

    but i read "Large Hardon Collider", I quickly figured out that it probably wasn't reading it right, but I am lamo.

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  60. Time is relative by Clear+Monkey · · Score: 1

    All time is relative -- and all time with relatives slows down. With time-space being relative, we won't notice it is slowing down.

  61. Absolute Zero by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 1

    Wouldn't something like this be the equal of being frozen at the fabled "absolute zero" (a state of lacking all energy)?

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  62. Re:ya think ? I think not. by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

    the Universe is infinite in every respect. that is the only way that it can exist.

    What cardinality does it have, then? There is no largest cardinality, so the universe obviously has a specific cardinality, otherwise it wouldn't exist by contradiction.

  63. Frozen in time? by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

    They figure that the universe is not speeding up but we are, in relation to the outer regions of space, slowing down. Tests ... will give more insight if we're going to end up frozen in time.

    Come on now, that's utterly ridicuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

  64. ***INCOMING MESSAGE FROM DURANDAL*** by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

    T-Minus 15.193792102158E+9 years until the universe closes! ***END OF MESSAGE***

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  65. Factual error discovered on the Internet. by Dan+Parker · · Score: 1

    "...a star moving away appears redder in colour than one moving towards us." This is not true.

  66. Easy way to test this theory... by d474 · · Score: 1

    To test this theory, along with distant galaxies speeding away from us, we should also see the rotation of said distant galaxies speeding up.

    No Large Hadron Collider experiments necessary. Anything wrong with this hypothesis?

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  67. Are we going to all die tomorrow? by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    If not, ill worry about it later, i have gifts to wrap.

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  68. Probably too big a question by JerryLove · · Score: 1
    A decade ago, astronomers noticed that distant supernovae - exploding stars on the very fringes of the universe - seemed to be moving faster than those nearer to the centre, suggesting that they were accelerating as they shot through space.

    This is one of a couple of things that has confused me in the layman's explanations. If we look farther back in time (a far away supernova) we see it moving faster than something more recently ("nearer the center"). So since farther back in time the thing was moving faster, we conclude what seems to be the exact opposite... that things are moving faster now.

    Sorry to ask a basic question, but how does something in the past moving faster than something nearer the present mean that in the past things moved slower? What am I missing?

  69. Dupe? by achurch · · Score: 1

    The way TFA talks about the dimension of time turning into a dimension of space, it feels like deja vu all over again.

  70. If time slows down we wouldn't really care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From our perspective, time will never slow down or stop. You'd have to be an outside observer to notice such a thing.

    It's simple really...if time slows down, our time-measuring devices will run slower, too.

    But then again, I'm getting a lot of "Slow Down Cowboy!" pages all of a sudden.

  71. Time going away... by TheDawgLives · · Score: 1

    Is this the same idea as time becoming space-like?

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  72. Time slowing down? by Frozen+Void · · Score: 1

    Its like flowing at 2 seconds per second?

  73. When? by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    Two days before the day after tomorrow?

    At universe time scales, where the whole planet earth life existence is almost a blimp, we (us, or the humanity, or wheatever evolves and leaves earth in a far future) will be affected by that or even a side effect? I know that looks a bit short sighted, but the "running out of time" headline should be read in a proper way.

    1. Re:When? by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      At universe time scales, where the whole planet earth life existence is almost a blimp...

      Professor Malaprop, is that you?

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  74. Re:How about "temporal deceleration" by bwcbwc · · Score: 1

    So it would be a dt/dt^2.

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  75. Changing Time Is an Oxymoron by MOBE2001 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    I've been saying this for years. Changing time is an oxymoron. Time dilation is an oxymoron. It's not time that slows down, it's the clock. In fact, nothing can move in spacetime at all, by definition. This is the reason that Sir Karl Popper (of falsification fame) called spacetime "Einstein's block universe in which nothing happens". In other words, all that nonsense about bodies following their geodesics through spacetime and about time travel through wormholes is all crap. Sorry. ahahaha...

    1. Re:Changing Time Is an Oxymoron by pseudochaos · · Score: 1

      and I've been of the same opinion for years as well. Postulating that time is variable instead of the speed of light is nonsense.

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  76. Damned BunBun by DCTooTall · · Score: 1

    Is it sad that the first thing I thought of after reading how they say we may all just "run out of time", was a storyline from Sluggy Freelance? http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=050210&&mode=weekly

    (May want to continue on to the next week to complete the explaination of the science/logic behind the 'timeless zone')

  77. End processor overclocking now by VampireByte · · Score: 1

    I know it improves game play, but please think of the children.

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  78. Dude! by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

    Spoiler warning next time, please?

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  79. Explaining redshift? by EtaCarinae · · Score: 1

    So why don't they put forward this theory to explain the actual assumed expansion? Seems to me if time runs gradually slower out there, things get redshifted without the doppler effect. Time to re-visit some of the ideas of Jayant Narlikar and Halton Arp maybe? Can it be that being in an old grand design galaxy like the Milky Way, time runs faster compared to most objects we observe which tend to be young?

  80. Why Windows runs slower over time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We all thought it was due to worms and viruses.

    Turns out the ENTIRE universe is slowing down and so it only SEEMS like Windows runs more slowly over time.

  81. Spacetime = 3D space + time, always by sweetser · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Hello:

    I hate lousy accounting. The fundamental coin of the Universe are events in spacetime. Talk about time separate from space, and garbage results. One needs to add, subtract, multiply, or divide events. The usual thing to do is to add. This is how we go forward in spacetime (mostly time, with a little bit of wandering in space to go from home to work to the grocery store and back).

    There is no need for super symmetry either, a way of making spin 1/2 particles play nicely with spin 2 particles. Anyone who has watch diving at the summer olympics knows that one object can go around one axis at a different rate from another. It is easy enough to make a classical system where along one axis, it takes 2 pi to get around, and another axis 4 pi. I have the animations to prove it: http://picasaweb.google.com/dougsweetser/AnalyticAnimationsSpin12Spin1

    doug

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  82. Hypersphere by CustomDesigned · · Score: 1

    In the big bang model, time and space form a hypersphere (in the case of the "big crunch") or an open shape in case of eternal expansion. Time does not "begin" or "end", any more than land begins or ends at the north or south pole. The situation does call into question the meaning of questions like "how old is the universe". We try to measure our (time+space) distance from the big bang (south pole) in our frame of reference. The measure will be different in other frames of reference.

  83. But there are more than four time zones by tepples · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Their calculations are off because they are educated to be evil, and fail to appreciate that each day is actually four days long!. I tried to understand what the Time Cube page meant by four days in one, where it is simultaneously morning, noon, evening, and night. And then it hit me: he's talking about time zones. In the Time Cube world, each day has a 24-hour day for each of the four non-polar faces of the cube, with time zones spaced six hours apart. But there are a lot more than four time zones on this planet.
  84. Jack Bauer was right! by rlp · · Score: 1

    "Dammit Chloe, we're running out of time".

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  85. Their analogy isn't very persuasive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    From the article:

    The principle is the same as that of an ambulance siren which gets higher as it comes towards the listener but lower as it moves away.

    It may lower as it moves away, but not to the person further down the street.
  86. Time's Up by CandlJack · · Score: 0

    They can tell that the universe is running out of time because music everywhere has been sped up. Soon we will all die.

  87. Uplift Universe by bar-agent · · Score: 1

    Isn't this what happened at the end of David Brin's Uplift saga? One of the upper dimensions collapsed?

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  88. Wouldn't "time" be going by faster?? by rambag · · Score: 0

    The closer to the speed of light you travel the less you are effected by time. If the universe is expanding slower and slower than we are moving slower and slower. If we are moving slower we are experiencing time faster. And if time is running out that it is running out at an exponential rate as we are running out of time and getting to that point faster every "second".

  89. It's that darn Hubble telescope by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    I say we blow it up now before it's too late. And no more looking up at the stars.

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  90. Time is an illusion. by NotZed · · Score: 1

    Lunch time doubly so, of course.

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  91. I can testify by z-j-y · · Score: 1

    My physical and mental responses are becoming slower each and every day. I have a feeling that one day it'll just totally stop.

  92. RTFA, please by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The summary is massively confused, and invents the claim that it's about time here in comparison to time somewhere else at the edges of the universe.

    Having actually read the linked article, it's funnier. What it seems to actually say is that the time of the whole universe runs slower now, than it ran some billion years ago. It's not "dt(here)/dt(there)", but "dt(now)/dt(back-then)". If that makes any sense.

    Let's say we look at the light of a star, some 5 billion light years away. The important thing there isn't the distance. It's that light also took 5 billion years to get here. So if time went faster 5 billion years ago, we'd see it red-shifted.

    So, yes, the question isn't as confused as you seem to assume.

    If we at least have "here" and "there" in the equation, we'd also have space in it, essentially. So they would have essentially linked dt to distance, which is palatable. But here we have time flow changing with... time.

    Well, wtf? In relation to which time? It's like saying that the metre standard is bigger 1000 miles from here, measured with itself.

    If it makes any sense, it's not as simple as "dt(here)/dt(there)". It may still make some, but I'd need a smarter explanation than yours (no offense.)

    I can't even think of a way to express it in terms of "cost of money", because even money you can compare to something else. E.g., even in a closed economy you could say that a yen in 1800 was more valuable or less valuable than a yen in 1600, based, say, on how much rice you could buy with one yen. So we already have a comparison to _something_ else (kilos of rice), and with a whole other variable as the X of the graph, so to speak. You plot, say, yen vs year, which is two variable.

    Now think plotting time, from 2000 BC to 2000 AD. You have, uh, time vs time. I'm not sure how you _can_ plot that without ending up with X = Y all along.

    Even briefer, what they say, translated to scales laymen can intuitively understand, is like saying that time goes faster this year than in 1997. How would you measure that? In relation to _what_? One second is one second, by definition, and it was a second by definition in 1997 too. It may make sense to say that "time goes slower" in a metaphorical way, or maybe in a "perceived time" way, but in maths or physics it makes no sense whatsoever.

    You have to introduce some other variable there, to compare time to that. Let's call that variable R, from the rice we compared yen to.

    Linking it to galaxies and their redshift doesn't change much. "They're not accelerating, time is slowing." Well, blimey, then what do you use under the fraction line there? Because if you use time, they _are_ accelerating. dX/dt is a speed, but dX/dR is something entirely different, and saying that the latter didn't accelerate isn't exactly saying the same thing.

    And how does that affect more mundane Newtonian mechanics? If you say that measured in dX/dR, you no longer need energy to accelerate them, then in effect you've re-linked the whole mechanics to dR instead of dt. With all that implies.

    How would that affect our galaxy or our solar system, then? The solar system alone is some 5 billion years old, so dt/dR changed a lot in that time. If the mechanics -- thus, for example the planet orbits -- were linked to dR instead of dt, and the ratio between the two changed, then you should see some funky orbit changes in time. Oops, now you need some energy from outside just to keep Earth in the beginning from not being somewhere past Pluto's current orbit.

    How would it affect some other stuff? Even quantum mechanics effects, end up depending on time, one way or another. E.g., no matter how you write Heissenberg's uncertainty, you'd notice some pretty nasty changes there in 5 billion years.

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    1. Re:RTFA, please by thasmudyan · · Score: 1

      Well, wtf? In relation to which time? It's like saying that the metre standard is bigger 1000 miles from here, measured with itself.

      If it makes any sense, it's not as simple as "dt(here)/dt(there)". It may still make some, but I'd need a smarter explanation than yours (no offense.)


      That's exactly what I thought.

      [...] is like saying that time goes faster this year than in 1997. How would you measure that? In relation to _what_?

      But what if you had a window (maybe a portal or something) to look X years into the past? Say, there is a clock on the other side of that portal. If time is running synchronously (and X doesn't shift), and you'd expect it to run at the same speed as a local clock on your end of the portal. However, if time is indeed "slowing down" you'd see the clock in the past speeding up in comparison.

      The problem, as you said, is of course that X - the temporal distance between the two ends of the portal - is also subject to that kind of shift. Looking at the light of those very distant objects is exactly like observing this theoretical portal.

      Still, the question "relative to what?" remains valid. Could such an effect even exist without the work of at least one additional dimension behind it all? Speaking from the perspective of a computer scientist, all this additional state information has to be stored somewhere, right?

      Traditionally, you'd have an atom A and it's position would be defined in time like this

      T[moment_in_time] = [Ax, Ay, Az] (disregarding speed/momentum for simplification here)

      But with this new theory, time can't be the only index for the state of matter and energy. The "storage system" of the universe's information would have to take at least 2 parameters in order for this slow-down to work, like this:

      T[moment_in_time, some_other_factor] = [Ax, Ay, Az]

      Like I said, this is strictly from an information theory point of view. Now, our experience that there is only one index (time) dimension may just mean that the values of moment_in_time and some_other_factor are tightly coupled, preventing us from experiencing them as separate concepts in daily experience. However, over cosmic timescales this coupling would be slightly asymmetric, thereby introducing the temporal drift.

      When I reflect on my stupid layman's model, it also looks like there wouldn't necessary be a point where time stops completely, because the exact dynamics of the coupling of the two index dimensions is not known (or is it?).

      And no, the x/y/z coordinates in the example are not meant to be a complete representation of all state information.

    2. Re:RTFA, please by thasmudyan · · Score: 1

      Now, our experience that there is only one index (time) dimension may just mean that the values of moment_in_time and some_other_factor are tightly coupled, preventing us from experiencing them as separate concepts in daily experience
      Wow, what an utter gibberish sentence. I should sleep more and probably proof-read my posts.
      But it's clear what I meant, right?

  93. Expansion, and then contraction by Chemisor · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I don't know why people come up with these ridiculous "dark energy" theories, when there is a perfectly simple explanation for the expansion of the universe: stars. Remember the traditional illustration of how matter curves space; place a heavy ball onto a sheet of fabric and a depression forms. If the sheet is finite and not fixed at the ends, the depression will "suck in" some of the sheet, reducing its area as seen from above. Likewise, a heavy star curves space around it and "sucks it in", making the universe a little smaller. As the star shines, matter is converted to energy in a fusion reaction. Because radiation is massless, it does not curve space. The star gets lighter, the curvature gets smaller, and the universe expands.

    On the other side of the balance are the black holes, which suck in energy and condense it into a singularity, which has mass. More light falls into the hole, the more massive the hole gets, the more space it sucks in, the more it shrinks the universe. At our current point in the cycle there are more stars than there are black holes, so the universe expands at an accelerating rate. As stars burn out and become black holes the expansion will slow and eventually reverse as all the radiation eventually finds its way back into a black hole. Black holes coalesce and the larger ones can explode, creating material for star formation, thus continuing the cycle. See? No mysterious dark energy is needed; only basic physics.

  94. I blame... by Yeff · · Score: 0

    ...George Bush.

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  95. preprint by bcrowell · · Score: 3

    A preprint of the paper is available from arxiv.org.

    The general idea seems to be this. We observe that distant galaxies have an anomalously low redshift relative to the expectations of the linear Hubble relation, and we interpret this as evidence that the expansion of the universe has been accelerating. General relativity allows you to interpret a redshift as a difference in the rate of passage of time, so then an anomalously low redshift correponds to an anomalously low rate of passage of time, for us, compared to the distant galaxies, which were in the ancient universe where time was passing more quickly.

    A couple of things leave me scratching my head:

    1. In general, if there's going to be a change from Lorentzian to Euclidean spacetime, you would think there would have to be some pretty dramatic event that marked the end of time. This is not just a change in the global properties of the universe (which might not be obvious to a local observer), it's a change in the local properies of spacetime. An observer who's sitting around at the moment of the changeover would have to have his worldline terminate. But in this paper, they don't seem to discuss any dramatic future event, such as a Big Crunch. The caption of Fig. 1 refers to something called a "little bang," but I don't know what they mean by that.
    2. It's not clear to me whether they're proposing an unrealistic model that has interesting mathematical properties, or a realistic model of our own universe. Our universe has a repulsive cosmological constant, but they're talking about anti-de Sitter spaces, where it's attractive. I think they may be saying that the bulk of the brane is anti-de Sitter, but observers on the brane who believe in general relativity misinterpret their universe as de Sitter.
    1. Re:preprint by supermegadope · · Score: 0

      This seems to fit into the theory that time will become a space like dimension. http://arxiv.org/abs/0710.0820 "The Universe is about to flip from having three dimensions of space and one of time to having four dimensions of space"

  96. Infinite universe after all? by Wylfing · · Score: 2, Interesting

    An astronaut falling toward a black hole (assuming for the sake of argument that he does not get torn apart by tidal forces) perceives that it actually takes forever to fall into the black hole. Externally we would seem him slow down and then stop at the even horizon, but this "stop" is merely the curve receding into infinity, so that further increments are so small we cannot see them. But the astronaut's subjective time becomes infinite.

    So if time is slowing down locally, I guess that means in a few billion years we'll all be living in a static (albeit smaller) universe that goes on forever.

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  97. It's not expanding... by Lost+Penguin · · Score: 1

    We are shrinking....

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  98. Dodgy, dodgy, dodgy ... by shellbeach · · Score: 3, Informative

    I came accross this information. Seems if light is slowing down why not time? Australian physicist Barry Setterfield and mathematician Trevor Norman examined all of the available experimental measurements to date and have announced a discovery: the speed of light appears to have been slowing down over the years. Not enough ns, presumably highly vague estimates of error. You can't write that c is decreasing based on three measurements, which is probably why only 16 dodgy publications have cited this work since it was published in 1987.

    I'm also slightly disturbed by the fact that you copied your post paragraph verbatim from http://www.khouse.org/articles/1995/58/, a web site that has as its mission statement, "To create, develop, and distribute materials to stimulate, encourage, and facilitate serious study of the Bible as the inerrant Word of God." Probably not the best source for a discussion of theoretical physics, methinks ...
    1. Re:Dodgy, dodgy, dodgy ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Chill, man. No need to get so defensive. Nobody's going to take Christmas away from you.

      "Inerrancy" implies ID at best, young-earth creationism at worst. If we take the Bible literally, Creation in seven days is not supported by science.

      A "liberal" interpretation of the Bible certainly has no problems with science. However, I would argue that looking for scientific support for the Bible is a misguided search. With religious texts being so open to interpretation, there's a guaranteed confirmation bias. If scientists overturn the Big Bang theory, there'll be no trouble justifying it with Creation. "Why, the universe has always existed, with no beginning? Of course, God made it that way!"

      It's all too easy to justify religious beliefs.

    2. Re:Dodgy, dodgy, dodgy ... by aminorex · · Score: 1

      Actually, the first major modern, post- Special Relativity, article on the subject was published by deBray in Nature, 1931. There's been a fair bit of activity in the area, and reviews incorporating almost 200 observations over a period of more than 300 years have been conducted by multiple independent groups. Knee-jerk skepticism is a comical thing, but that slashdot moderators find your insipid laziness and willful ignorance to be +5 insightful is a sad, pathetic comment.

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    3. Re:Dodgy, dodgy, dodgy ... by shellbeach · · Score: 1

      References?? I was only going on what the original poster cited, after all, which doesn't seem to have been cited very much itself. You must also admit that the three observations of c (one of which made in the 1600s, when time-keeping was not exactly top-notch) as described in the post do not provide firm evidence.

      If there's a broader body of work out there, please point me towards it as I'd be interested to read it. At first, I must admit, your name calling made me feel a little foolish, so I took some time off to check out your link. As far as I can tell, the "deBray" you refer to is Gheury de Bray, who published a number of Nature papers on the subject between 1927 and 1931. However, the ISI Web of Science only has three articles that cite any of these papers (and Google scholar none at all). Of these three papers, one of these was published in 1929, one on 1940 (and which does not appear to relate at all to the supposed decrease in the speed of light), and the final one in 1981 (which is entitled "THE LORE OF LARGE NUMBERS - SOME HISTORICAL BACKGROUND TO THE ANTHROPIC PRINCIPLE" -- unfortunately, I can't get this paper online through my Uni, since it sounds rather amusing!)

      Now, this isn't exactly encouraging, is it? First, you got your own reference wrong (the first article by this chap was de Bray (1927), not deBray (1931)), and secondly, this landmark body of work has been cited three times by other authors in peer-reviewed journals, and none in an apparently favourable context.

      None of this, of course, means that c is not decreasing. But I retain the right to be sceptical until proven otherwise, and you've done nothing so far to concince me. And I'll leave the final word to Mr. de Bray, who -- in the only article of his I could obtain online (in Isis in 1936: http://links.jstor.org/sici?sici=0021-1753(193609)25%3A2%3C437%3ATVOL%3E2.0.CO%3B2-B), and referring to the observed decrease -- notes:

      "To those physicist who attach some significance to the fact, it may be pointed out that the probable errors of the observations are greater than the amplitude of the variation." (p.441)

      Excuse me, but any scientist who blatantly disregards sampling error merely because the raw data points fit a trend that he wishes to see, is nothing but a hack.

    4. Re:Dodgy, dodgy, dodgy ... by shellbeach · · Score: 1
      Wow ... !! Because of your low karma I missed your initial reply to my post ... but this is just scary!

      Seriously, you can't seriously believe what you write, can you? Let's take this gem:

      7 days may not be supported now only because many choose to not want to prove the Bible right; there are strong enough biases in the scientific community to have a specific agenda like that. Not to mention that if they decided to support that idea many, if not all, of those people who do not believe in religion would just not accept it. But that is the usual first response to the beginning of a paradigm shift in scientific theories. It takes time for people to let go of the old, incorrect, theories because they still make some sense, if you choose to deny that the newer theory makes even more sense. So ... we should all disregard the best scientific evidence that we have in favour of a handful of non-peer-reviewed articles that ignore error measurements in order to push a specific agenda? And we should do this merely because a two-thousand-year-old document says so? This is not a sensible practise, and by suggesting this you're implicitly demonstrating why science and religion cannot mix. Science is based on evidence; religion is based on faith. These are opposing principles!!

      Note that I'm not saying you're wrong -- you may indeed be correct (science, after all, can never categorically prove something correct or incorrect -- that luxury lies only with mathematics). But your reasoning is flawed, and your hypothesis goes against the vast majority of accrued evidence so far -- it would have to take some solid evidence (rather than a bit of wishful thinking) to make me (and any other decent scientist) change their minds.
  99. general relativity by aquabat · · Score: 1
    I thought that was already understood from general relativity. Being in a big galaxy, which is itself within a cluster of galaxies, which all add up to a lot of local mass, implies that we're pretty far down a gravity well relative to the far out space.

    Also, due to the finite propagation of light (and presumably gravity), that far out space is effectively from a much younger period of the universe, when the mass was more evenly distributed, before it all congealed into these gravity wells.

    Since time passes slower, the farther down a well you go, relative to higher points, it stands to reason that you will see far off events happening at an accelerated pace, relative to your clocks.

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  100. Running out of time? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From what I comprehend time is distance, so as long as we have space (distance) we have some time left. and how can the outer edges of the universe be slowing down, I always thoght that objects in motion have to stay in motion

  101. elusive? by gorba · · Score: 1

    I don't understand how scientists can say dark energy exists if it's elusive.

  102. Gotta get back in time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "Damned if ya do, damned if ya don't theory", I guess.

  103. Bang? When? by Einstein+2.0 · · Score: 1

    How was the "Big bang" triggered without time if the bang made time?

  104. The Last Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Last Question by Isaac Asimov (1956)

    http://www.multivax.com/last_question.html

  105. In Soviet Universe... by aqk · · Score: 1

    Time runs out of YOU!

    (And I,for one, bow before our presumably bankrupt time lords)

    1. Re:In Soviet Universe... by DanJ_UK · · Score: 1

      Time to...get your coat!

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  106. Sure, why not? by grikdog · · Score: 1

    So, let's see... If we're all inside a black hole accelerating (by nano-creaks, as the onion adds another shell at the periphery) toward the center... and now we're slowing down... that just means the cookie in the middle must be getting done... As if ;-) Doesn't a relative wobble just mean that our private hell accretes new material at a variable rate?

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  107. The End of the Universe by Codifex+Maximus · · Score: 1

    Before you can say that the Universe will end, you must define what the end of the universe is. Heck, before you can do that, you must define what the universe IS.

    So, the universe might be ONE reality? Possibly, then what would be it's end? If we define the end in terms of what we think the START was, then at least we have a theoretical point of reference.

    If the beginning was the Big Bang. What was the thing that went boom? A neutronic mass of matter? An ultimate singularity? Did this singularity have it's source in another reality?

    I think that matter is produced by taking nothing and dividing it into two somethings. Matter and Antimatter. When these two somethings come back together, there is nothing again. Therefore, the Big Bang would be nothing being divided into alot of somethings. Now if the matter is in this universe... where did the antimatter go? Another universe? That would mean we have a multiverse of at least two constituents.

    My idea of the End of the Universe would be that matter is being converted from simpler atoms into larger atoms. The conversion process would continue until all matter was at some stable isotope.

    Also, there is a theory of entropy where all energy was seeking it's resting or lowest level much like the universe winding down to a standstill. The conversion into larger atoms would be the energy being stored. What gets me is... energy is released when atoms are merged... energy is also released when atoms are split... some of the mass being converted back into energy.

    Is it possible that the universe or reality was largely energy that was then converted into matter? Matter and energy are merely two forms of the same thing; one can be converted into the other. My question is... what is doing the conversion and why?

    Questions...

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  108. The Restaurant at the End of the Universe by lanceblack · · Score: 1

    I hope they have WiFi.

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  109. Bootup slowing down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No wonder my XP is booting up slower and slower

  110. the Doctor said it all by hcdejong · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually, from a non-linear, non subjective viewpoint it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, Timey-Wimey... stuff"

  111. Now this is a story all about how... by gumpish · · Score: 1

    Of course it could also flip us all upside down and turn everything a light salmon color!
    In after Bel-Air.
  112. abstracts by Grampaw+Willie · · Score: 1

    cardinal numbers are for quantifying things, ~~ such as two beers, one golf ball, and twenty dollars.

    the Universe, being infinite, does not lend itself to quantification and it is meaningless to discuss that aspect.

    generally, human being have a lot of trouble understanding that infinite means

    simply it means this: you cannot go to the ends of the Universe: no such place exists.

    1. Re:abstracts by DamnStupidElf · · Score: 1

      cardinal numbers are for quantifying things, ~~ such as two beers, one golf ball, and twenty dollars.

      Cardinal numbers also describe the sizes of sets such as the integers and the real numbers. Cantor proved that the cardinality of the integers (Aleph-0) is not equal to the cardinality of the reals (Aleph-1). Aleph-2 is even larger than the reals, etc.

      the Universe, being infinite, does not lend itself to quantification and it is meaningless to discuss that aspect.

      The integers are also infinite, but we know quite a lot about them. Same with the reals. If physics finds a Theory of Everything, it will specify the cardinality of the Universe as well.

    2. Re:abstracts by Grampaw+Willie · · Score: 1

      he thought he proved that. he didn't, because he didn't understand what infinite is I studied his proof when I took real analysis, btw. there was no "proof", just an argument. it is fine to argue that there are an infinite number of real numbers between each integer, and then an infinite number of irrational numbers between each real number etc but there are two problems with the argument, the first is that numbers are "abstract". you cannot bring me a 1 any more than you can bring me an inch or a minute. be the second fallacy is that the argument simply does not apprehend infinite and people today who try to figure out the universe don't apprehend infinite either. it's beyond them.

  113. Oh well... by rizole · · Score: 1

    Just time for another bath!

  114. Re:Failure of Context :: it's your failure by Krisuzu · · Score: 1

    Dear Sir, you may want to check out the math here: http://xxx.lanl.gov/PS_cache/arxiv/pdf/0710/0710.0820v2.pdf -> you will understand that it's all about a change in signature from Lorentzian to Euclidian an that it's in this sense that time ceases to exist. regard krisuzu

  115. ok then define how we define time by Grampaw+Willie · · Score: 1

    I think we define time by counting oscillations of Cesium light out at the NIST clock site

    so many oscillations of this particular type of light defined as 1 second

    but this is a simple observation of the change in the state of matter

    time is an abstract, similar to measures of distance, volume, weight.

    I hear they are building a new clock for us though that is suppose to be many times more stable than the one we have now. hang on while I hunt for that ad for a NIST wrist watch. I love NIST clocks