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  1. Re:As I pat my virtual pocket to check on Canadian Banks Rushing To Offer Virtual Wallets · · Score: 1

    You beat me to it...

  2. Re:Time to trade in my PCs? on PC Sales Are Flat-Lining · · Score: 1

    I bought my Tandy Model 100 twenty-eight years ago and it still does what I need it to do.

    Take that!

  3. I don't know if anyone else noticed... on Nature: Global Temperatures Are a Falling Trend · · Score: 1

    I took that temperature graph and converted it to an audio file and it played "turn me on, dead man"...

  4. I coulda solved that.. on Boston Using IBM Engineers To Solve Traffic Problems · · Score: 2

    Easy peasy. Give me a billion dollars or so... let me build a really, really big tunnel... that'll solve all the problems... I'll call it the "Big Dig" so everyone can have really folksy stories about it. Problem solved!

    Oh, wait...

  5. "we've ... seen the power of being hands-free..." on 'Wearable Computing Will Be the Norm,' Says Google Glass Team · · Score: 2

    Funny, I see it as being handcuffed.

    And I'm sure the gubmint will joyfully go along with that.

  6. Re:Raspberry Pi it! on Ask Slashdot: How To Add New Tech To Old Van? · · Score: 2

    And someday you might even be able to buy one!

  7. Re:NPR on State Media Rushing Into Coverage Void Left By Dying Newspapers · · Score: 1

    You can’t be unbiased. What you can do is state what your bias is and report the facts.

    I miss Hunter S. Thompson. His take on objectivity was, to paraphrase, "The only objective reporting is that which comes from a street corner video camera"... or something like that.

  8. Military Meet Internet... on How the Militarization of the Internet is Changing Warfare · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Wasn't the original purpose of the Internet to serve the military?

  9. Hmmm on Bryson Crash Reveals Threat of Headless Government · · Score: 1

    "...nuclear bomb hidden in a suitcase detonated in Washington could leave a headless government."

    We should be so lucky.

    But seriously... ahh, no I was serious.

    And further: "Our leaders' failure to establish plans to ensure that our Constitution survives is irresponsible."

    The only "leaders" we have are statistics generated by polls which is why I made my first comment.

  10. Solution: on Faulty Patch Freezes Millions of UK Bank Accounts · · Score: 4, Funny

    Where are those cleanmypc.com ads when you need them?

  11. It is no coincidence on Chuck Schumer Tells Apple and Google To "Curb Your Spy Planes" · · Score: 3, Funny

    that "WTSHTF" is often referred to as "When the Schumer Hits the Fan".

  12. How about using HTTP 101? on An HTTP Status Code For Censorship? · · Score: 4, Funny

    In honor of Room 101.

  13. I haven't on "Oil Strider" Device Mimics Water Strider Insects · · Score: 1

    "Who hasn't marveled at the ability of water bugs to skate along the surface of lakes and ponds?"

  14. Re:The most human side of scifi... on Ray Bradbury Has Died · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, very well put. Fahrenheit 451 was so far ahead of the times it is frightening.
    His poetic use of the language will be sorely missed.
    Something Wicked This Way Comes, Dandelion Wine, The Martian Chronicles... beautiful works.

  15. Why Kids Should Be Building Rockets... on Why Kids Should Be Building Rockets Instead of Taking Tests · · Score: 2

    Right. Give fucking Homeland Security something else to go after...

  16. Re:The point? on First Steps With the Raspberry Pi · · Score: 0

    Not only that but you can actually GET a smartphone.

  17. This is great! on Industry Groups Bid To Control New Business-Specific TLDs · · Score: 1

    Finally all the banksters will be corralled in one location for easy identification.

  18. Aha..Another Newcomer on CS Professor Announces Run For VT State Senate On a Platform of Internet Polling · · Score: 1

    Vermont has a long tradition of town meetings where people actually meet - in person - to discuss the issues.

    It has worked pretty well. Too bad yet another newcomer feels the need to remake Vermont in his image.

    Maybe I can get Avi Rubin to run against him.

  19. I dunno on Designing the World's Tiniest Manned Suborbital Vehicle · · Score: 2

    Looking at the drawing I can't help but wonder what that "Aero Spike" will feel like as it drives into my skull.

  20. Thanks for reminding me... on US ISPs Delay Rollout of "Six Strikes" Copyright Enforcement Framework · · Score: 4, Informative

    why I'm not going to switch our company Internet access to Comcast.

  21. "You can't give away sales tax in this manner." on Amazon Poised To Get Cut of CA Sales Taxes · · Score: 1

    Well, clearly you can.

  22. More control on Wireless Implants Promise Superior Vision Restoration · · Score: 0

    I imagine this will become a valuable tool for the government, **AA, and all of Senator Leahy's friends to censor what we see.

  23. Re:Sparkler Filters web site on Living Fossils: Old Tech That Just Won't Die · · Score: 2

    Or have you forgotten the broken Java applets and JavaScript that would make any browser freeze for 30+ seconds before letting you load the page (and still do on modern hardware)? When compared to that a modern website that loads 500+ kB of jquery, jquery-UI and other 3rd party crap from some CDN is wonderful (still horrible compared to a well-designed site but at least it doesn't carry with it a mandatory 30 second browser freeze and a one in five chance of nuking your browser session).

    Glad you brought up /.!

  24. Once again on GOP Blocks Senate Debate On Dem Student Loan Bill · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The Repubs look like the losers for putting it to the little guys. The Dems look like losers for continuing to support increased spending.

    And of course we are the losers because were' stuck with both of them.

  25. Big Deal on Methane Producing Dinosaurs May Have Changed Climate · · Score: 1, Funny

    We've got politicians doing the same thing. Tell me something new.