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  1. Re:Surprised on Sir Patrick Stewart · · Score: 5, Funny

    Am I the only one surprised to learn that he's *not* gay? Seriously, I don't mean that as a troll, I honestly always assumed he was until I read about his wife.

    Blasphemy! One to beam down.

  2. I think I've seen this episode before! on Sir Patrick Stewart · · Score: 2, Funny

    "I've just been paid a visit by Q. She wants to do something nice for me." Qpid.

  3. Re:so why did the devs stay? on The Nuking of Duke Nukem · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Strippers!

  4. It's time to on The Nuking of Duke Nukem · · Score: 4, Funny

    Kick ass and chew bubble gum, Damn I'm all out of money!

  5. overhaul of the health care system on US House Democrats Unveil a Health Care Plan · · Score: 1

    We have a health care system to overhaul??

    It's still 2009 isn't it?

  6. Maybe Apple will hug you to death on New Mac Clone Maker 'Quo' To Open Retail Store · · Score: 5, Funny

    Instead of suing you into oblivion....

    This is my Mac book,
    there are many like it, but this one is mine!

  7. Re:This is silly. on What To Do When a Megacorp Wants To Buy You? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Obviously you're new here....
    The business plan is simple.

    1.Collect underpants
    2.???
    3.Profit!

    I'll double the offer!

  8. Re:Is this....legal? on UK Police To Step Up Hacking of Home PCs · · Score: 1

    That's easy for your to say, You're still alive!

  9. Should he be praised on BBC Profiles Extradited Cracker Gary McKinnon · · Score: 5, Interesting

    There is a very big difference between finding security faults, and exploiting them!

  10. Re:Hmmm, what could be the problem here? on Wealthy Mexicans Getting Chipped in Case of Abduction · · Score: 1

    The chip can work both ways, depends on who is looking for you!

  11. Re:Regs don't trump the constitution. on As of October, FBI To Allow Warrantless Investigations · · Score: 1

    The FBI can decide whatever they want as far as their regulations are concerned, but if it gets to court, any evidence they gather illegally is useless.

    -jcr

    This would be correct if you don't end up in Gitmo tried by a military tribunal, or like Jose Padilla!

  12. Re:It's quite a paradox. on In-Game Gold Farming a $500M Industry · · Score: 1

    Funny how reality keeps clashing with fantasy!


    It takes money to make money, real or virtual!

  13. HVT located on Mars on White House Briefed On "Potential For Life" On Mars · · Score: 1

    They Found Osama!
    I always thought Mars looked like Afghanistan!

  14. Re:Here's betting it doesn't work on US ISPs Announce Anti-Child-Porn Agreement · · Score: 1

    This will have the same effects as the war on drugs and war on terror.
    At this rate I think our government assigned life chaperone's are not far off.

  15. Negligence is not a defense on Open WiFi Owners Off the Hook In Germany · · Score: 1

    Even judge Wapner knows that!
    It won't take long before this ruling is put to the test.

  16. It's nothing new on Changes In Rocks Noted Before Earthquakes · · Score: 1

    Cajun's have long used rocks to predict all kinds of natural events.

    Rock hot = Sunny
    Rock wet = Rain
    Rock gone = Hurricane
    Rock shake = Earthquake

  17. Re:obstacle: the two-party system on Internet Based Political "Meta-Party" For Massachusetts · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Even if the election fairy manages to get this person in office, the existing system on the hill will surely keep him/her out of any and all comities until they do the bidding of the majority. Without being involved in special comities, it's a sure bet this person will be so isolated come next election they will be eaten alive.

  18. Like it or not on MS To Finally End OEM Licensing For Windows 3.11 · · Score: 1

    I bet most of us can remember the day you loaded 3.11.... and said "you gotta be kidding me"!

  19. He would have succeeded in his evil efforts on Hans Reiser Leads Police To Nina's Body · · Score: 1

    "if it weren't for those pesky kids and their dog!" Thanks scoob!

  20. Ebay/Paypal and Australia first date on EBay Abandons Plans For PayPal Monopoly · · Score: 1

    Paypal tried to use the rohypnol!

  21. Oh the humanity on Blizzard Announces Diablo 3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Just when I kick my crack habbit... Go figure

  22. Senate hearing on laptop seizures on Senate Hearing On Laptop Seizures At US Border · · Score: 1

    If only this included steroidal perjuristic baseball player laptops, other wise this will be lucky to get a full 8 hours durring the hearing. We are so screwed, I bet Kennedy nods off in the first half hour.

  23. True translation of the anti-trust probe on China Says There's No Antitrust Probe On Microsoft · · Score: 1

    This is the Chinese way of asking for a bribe!

  24. Re:Or America ripping off the world? on China Launches Antitrust Probe Vs. Microsoft · · Score: 1

    No its the Taxes/tarrifs Australia and the EU place on these items.

  25. Why is this good thingâ¦. on China Launches Antitrust Probe Vs. Microsoft · · Score: 1

    For years the Chinese government has allowed the commercial production of pirated materials for the benefit of party officials of the PRC. This of course is part of the price of cheap production that western companies are fully aware of and have factored into their bottom line. You would be very naive to think that China does not maintain a full catalog of everything that is produced in the country, and after the set production quota is met you think the assembly line shut down. Chinaâ(TM)s antitrust probe/threat wither rumor or fact, is extortion, companies moved production to China for one simple reason, cheap labor, raise the cost of doing business and companies start to look elsewhere. So the cost of doing business in China matrix would look something like thisâ¦. (PRC tax + estimated piracy losses + PRC party liaisons/bribes + extremely cheap labor + transport to market = profit)... So how is this a good thing? As the price of fuel rises, it will become cheaper to move production closer to where the actual legitimate products are being purchased. (Mexico, newest EU member states).