Roman Emperors had a personal guard of about a thousand men. A lot of the time, they did their job pretty well. They also occasionally kidnapped and ransomed the emperor or just outright murdered him because they didn't like the way things were going.
Your name has been picked. You have just won millions of dollars worth of software. You are also granted the permission to give this software to all of your friends and family.
If you turn off the lights in the bathroom at night and say that into a mirror three times backwards, Steve Jobs appears behind you and pulls a black turtleneck over your head.
it is unamerican, because it is feudal. it gives control of the intellectual life over to a few.
Yes, because of them only the privileged elite will have access to the wonders of American intellectual cinema such as Project Runway, Year One, and John & Kate.
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That episode would be The Wire. Season 2, Episode 22.
(It's spelled Garak, btw.)
Roman Emperors had a personal guard of about a thousand men. A lot of the time, they did their job pretty well. They also occasionally kidnapped and ransomed the emperor or just outright murdered him because they didn't like the way things were going.
Just leave the fridge door open to vent things out a bit. BAM PROBLEM SOLVED.
SLAPP? Seriously? Where can I get a job for Congress' Department of Acronyms?! I would come up with names like this every day for the rest of my life.
"Limited Time items" are really market tests.
Mountain Dew Code Red was a "Limited Time Item". People bought it in droves and now its stocked permanently.
I hate that the Orange Mt. Dew is only around during the Summer.
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Is there a way to do this for RSS feeds as well?
I've asked this tons of times myself and gotten no answers.
Wow, thanks for the tip man! Now all I have to do is find a store that sells it somewhere nearby.
I fear that I'd have to go to NYC to get it, and only during Passover... bleh.
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James Roday, is that you?
Also in defense of his mother, she's really hot.
Wow, close tag fail on me. Okay, no more HTML before my morning coffee...
Thankfully in recent years stuff like TeamViewer has come along. I install it on all of my customers computers as a matter of course nowadays.
Congratulations!!!
Your name has been picked. You have just won millions of dollars worth of software. You are also granted the permission to give this software to all of your friends and family.
Click on this link to claim your prize...
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Yes, but a programmer has extensive experience with children and parenting.
It's sad that if I wanted to get a decent can of Coke with real sugar in it I'd have to go to Mexico.
Actually, I'm not even sure if Mexican Coca-Cola uses sugar anymore...
P.S. Jones Soda doesn't use HFCS in its products as far as I know. It costs a bit more but it tastes better and generally is of a higher quality IMO.
That joke had more syllables than the preamble to the American Constitution...
If you turn off the lights in the bathroom at night and say that into a mirror three times backwards, Steve Jobs appears behind you and pulls a black turtleneck over your head.
A turtleneck... that you can NEVER REMOVE!
*thunderclap*
I just auto-updated to 3.6.2 today, and I have both NoScript + Adblock. Still loaded the site as linked.
I'd just like to see a convertible tablet with enough RAM that it doesn't choke when there's too much vector art being drawn up.
(Seriously Toshiba, 512MB of RAM for an XP laptop is bad enough, but 512MB for an XP tablet?!)
it is unamerican, because it is feudal. it gives control of the intellectual life over to a few.
Yes, because of them only the privileged elite will have access to the wonders of American intellectual cinema such as Project Runway, Year One, and John & Kate.
(Honestly, they can have it.)
Now that makes me hope that Google will add a Moogle language version, just like they did with Bork.
Kupo kupo kupo!
Wait, so you're suggesting that he goes invisible and uses thermal vision?
Where have I seen invisible things with thermal vision that go bump in the night, and how has that gone horribly, horribly wrong...?
In the next 10 years we're gonna see more games on Mac. A lot of quality companies are coming out to support Mac.
The scene: your 3-D fax machine mysteriously starts churning out an object late at night.
*bzzt* *bzzt* *bzzt*
*beep*
"buy discount \/1@Gr/-\ and your love member will be THIS BIG!"
So you're saying he's one of the odd ones? It all makes sense now.