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  1. Re:The Onion on Apple Introduces "MacBook Wheel" · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Spin the wheel in ANY direction."

    "Hey guys, which way is the any direction?"

    The more things change...

  2. Re:sue Amtrak and JetBlue on Amtrak Photo Contestant Arrested By Amtrak Police · · Score: 1

    That court case would be hard. They smashed up the evidence!

  3. Re:sue Amtrak and JetBlue on Amtrak Photo Contestant Arrested By Amtrak Police · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Try taking pictures of cops and see how long you go without your camera being smashed or getting arrested on a trivial or obscure charge.

  4. Re:Exploitation on Universities Patenting More Student Ideas · · Score: 1

    University faculty wouldn't set up this kind of patent policy. I'd think a lot of them would be against it.

    Now university administration... now there's your idiocy.

  5. Re:Planned Obsolescence on AT&T 3G Upgrades Degrade 2G Signal Strength · · Score: 1

    Too bad their network isn't that great. I don't get signal outside of my house and I live in the biggest city in NJ by population.

  6. Re:This is also an excellent case study on Hackers Finally Unlock iPhone 3G · · Score: 3, Insightful

    How well would it reflect on Apple if some of their most popular apps were unsigned ones?

  7. Re:And with a 100% conviction rate on Security Checkpoints Predict What You Will Do · · Score: 2, Funny

    Huh. Mayans were right, it seems.

  8. Re:Makes sense on Google Tells Users To Drop IE6 · · Score: 1

    Lots of businesses, especially in the manufacturing sector, are using legacy code like FORTRAN to this day because it would be too expensive to build a new code infrastructure. Don't dismiss older software so quickly.

  9. Re:Trollope,Proust and Powell on Terry Pratchett Knighted · · Score: 1

    I've heard about Discworld, but I haven't had the chance to read it yet. I honestly had no idea that it was in a medieval setting. "Discworld" just conveyed a more futuristic theme to me.

    Too much time with a spinfusor in TRIBES methinks...

  10. Re:Constitutionality on Sex Offenders Must Hand Over Online Passwords · · Score: 1

    From that article:

    When shown a series of photographs by Danny Davis, the McMartins' lawyer, one child identified actor Chuck Norris as one of the abusers.

    I don't quite know what to make of that. Is there a Chuck Norris joke for underage Satanic sodomy?

  11. Re:Kill!!! on Tales From the Support Crypt · · Score: 1

    Aye, no. A lot of it is tedious, simple work - defragging, virus updates, etc. that I have the time to explain it to them while it runs to the background. Most customers don't listen to me in the long run anyway, ha...

  12. Re:Kill!!! on Tales From the Support Crypt · · Score: 1

    Maybe the messages should also come up more frequently and be more clear.

    The Raid is failing. Your data is FUCKED. Call someone to fix this shit, NOW, or your boss will shitcan your ass so fast that you'll be in the unemployment line YESTERDAY!!!

  13. Re:Constitutionality on Sex Offenders Must Hand Over Online Passwords · · Score: 1

    The spineless thing to do is to let such violations of our most important Constitutional rights go unchallenged.

  14. Re:Kill!!! on Tales From the Support Crypt · · Score: 1

    And yet the grandparent's post shows that sometimes sysadmins are indeed stupid.

  15. Re:Why did it took this long... on NASA Releases Columbia Crew Survival Report · · Score: 1

    Spoiler Alert: Snape kills the Columbia Crew by throwing Rosebud through the heat shielding.

  16. Re:Kill!!! on Tales From the Support Crypt · · Score: 1

    Actually, it would be cute to have to randomly put in a secret computer administrator joke."

    ID10T
    PEBKAC
    Luddite
    etc.

  17. Re:Kill!!! on Tales From the Support Crypt · · Score: 1

    I do the "go out and fix people's computers" work part time, and in 2 years of doing the work I have yet to have a customer argue with me about my methodology.

    I sure have had a hell of a lot of customers ignore maintenance instructions, though. Oh well, more money for me.

  18. Re:Kill!!! on Tales From the Support Crypt · · Score: 1

    "Sir, the knife has to be pointed TOWARDS your chest, not away from it. Let's give it a test. Does that hurt? Good. I've sent a customer satisfaction survey to your e-mail address. Please fill it out before dying."

  19. Re:Kill!!! on Tales From the Support Crypt · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Maybe the solution would be something like:

    "Warning! The raid system is failing! Please type in the first six letters of the alphabet to close this window. ______"

    If a message is important enough, you shouldn't be able to just click it away IMO.

  20. Re:As a retro gamer... on Resurrecting Old Games, What Works? · · Score: 1

    Or dairy farmers?

  21. Re:If All You Have Is a Cell Phone... on Storm Causes AT&T Outage Across Midwest · · Score: 1

    You could always rent a Sat-phone. They go for something like $50 a week. Expensive to buy (About $2,000), but good for a weekend in the hills where you won't get signal.

  22. Re:Not conspiracy, but AT&T has not been forth on Storm Causes AT&T Outage Across Midwest · · Score: 1

    Via companies whose towers aren't down? Yeah it would cost them money, but it's the responsible thing to do.

  23. Re:Perry Bible Fellowship on Penny Arcade On NPR · · Score: 1

    The Author stopped updating the comic and said he would only update "occasionally". According to a Google search the site has been down since around the beginning of December. (I can't reach it either.)

  24. Re:Easy fix. on The Slippery Legal Slope of Cartoon Porn · · Score: 2, Informative

    A cursory Google search reveals the name of that disease: Kallman Syndrome.

    There are other diseases that can have similar symptoms, i.e. dwarfism.

  25. Re:Lost our minds on The Slippery Legal Slope of Cartoon Porn · · Score: 1

    Next we'll be appointing a Cartoon Czar...

    I suggest either Boris or Natasha.