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  1. No wife. No kids.

    Overtime is the reason I own 7 motorcycles.

    Fuck all you fat video game faggots.

    Overtime FTW!

  2. They literally have to suck each others dicks as part of the initiation. Masons are closet fags and shitheels.

    My family back home is Mason and they are fake churchy pieces of shit.

    Mason = garbage.

    Run.

  3. subdUing

    dumbass

  4. Re:Sad news on a beautiful spring day... on Insect Die-off: Even Common Species Are Becoming Rare (sciencedaily.com) · · Score: 0

    I'm all up in your base, eating all your bugs.

    Leroyyyyy Jenkiiiiinnnssss!

  5. Re:Why? on Fitness-Tracking App Reveals Locations of Secret Army Bases (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1, Funny

    My girlfriend's nipples are sensitive.

    The tip of my penis is sensitive.

    Can I rub the tip of my penis across your girlfriend's nipples?

  6. Re:"One analyst analyst...." on Fitness-Tracking App Reveals Locations of Secret Army Bases (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    If I had mod points, you would get at least 17 of them.

  7. Asian parent wants to know on Labor Department Sues Oracle For Paying White Men More (usatoday.com) · · Score: 1

    Why did you eat honey that was made by B's? B is inferior, next time get honey from a hive of A's.

  8. Re:cuz RAM uses power on Ask Slashdot: Why Do Most Tablet Specs Suck? · · Score: 1

    Toshiba Thrive 10.1

    HDMI out, full-sized USB, mini USB, and an SD slot. 768 RAM, decent storage.

    Holds a charge for 2 to 3 days depending on how much browsing is done.

    The only difference I find between it and a low-end netbook is the touchscreen keyboard.

  9. Re:Don't train them in the current systems on Ask Slashdot: Herding Cats, Aging Systems? · · Score: 2

    Nuke it from orbit.

    It's the only way to be sure.

  10. this is made of 100% fuck

    hey shuttleworth, stop fixing things that ain't broke

    i'm just sayin'

  11. Re:Tablit bits on 'My Name is C.H.I.P. and I'll Be Your $9 Computer Today' (Video) · · Score: 1

    Imagine a beowulf cluster of sharks with laser beams on their foreheads!

  12. Re:Challenge accepted on The Man Who's Kept His Face Off the Internet for 20 Years · · Score: 1

    I would compare them against 'stupid_git'.

  13. LinkedIn is shit on LinkedIn (Temporarily) Backs Down After Uproar At Contact Export Removal · · Score: 0

    LinkedIn is shit.

    The only way it could be made worse is if it was purchased by Dice Holdings.

    Dice Holdings juggles my nuts on the chin of the Dice Holdings C-level executives.

  14. Re:Prediction: on Interviews: Ask Brianna Wu a Question · · Score: 1

    Ok, Mr. Wu.

  15. Prediction: on Interviews: Ask Brianna Wu a Question · · Score: 1

    12% of the anonymous posts in this forum which appear to lambaste Mr. Wu were actually posted by Mr. Wu.

  16. Re:diet/stress/genes on Scientists Show Human Aging Rates Vary Widely · · Score: 1

    Merlin Monroe?

    I always pictured Merlin as a bearded person.

    Did your Gram have a beard?

  17. Re:take care of yourself and you will look good on Scientists Show Human Aging Rates Vary Widely · · Score: 1

    +1 Internets for you sir.

    Here, have some chicken.

  18. Dice Holdings sucks the big hairy meatball.

  19. Re: $100,000,000 on FCC To Fine AT&T $100M For Throttling Unlimited Data Customers · · Score: 1

    Dice Holdings sucks ass.

  20. Re:This seems like a bad idea on Starcoder Uses a Multiplayer Game to Teach Programming (Video # 1) · · Score: 1

    This sounds like the prequel to Sword Art Online.

  21. Re: News for nerds on Religious Affiliation Shrinking In the US · · Score: 0

    I don't like the world wide web.

    It sounds spidery.

  22. Re:Why Indeed on When Enthusiasm For Free Software Turns Ugly · · Score: 1

    This reminds me about what Churchill said about Russia: it's a wrapped in a inside an.

    Russia is wrapped in a chicken inside a duck.

    TurPutin

  23. SMH on Cosmologists Find Eleven Runaway Galaxies · · Score: 1

    Fuck.

    Now we have to give the homeless planets (mostly the dark planets) some sort of EBT so they have enough weed money left, after the rent, to go to the Littel-Wayn-eVerse..

  24. Re:Z80 was in TRS-80 on When Exxon Wanted To Be a Personal Computing Revolutionary · · Score: 1

    THIS.

    Was using a TI-99 4A until 1991.

    Had a few better machines (Atari 800XL and a C64) but kept coming back to the TI.

    Graphics were a loss (remapping ASCII character bitmaps? orly?) but the handling of data in a program was so simple and beautiful, even using tape. Fond memories.

    Now everything gets Linux on it. Architecture? Meh. Works on everything.

    More powerful, more usable.

    But not nearly as much fun.

    God I miss 80's computing.

  25. Re:We can learn from this on Copyright For Sale: What the Sony Docs Say About MPAA Buying Political Influence · · Score: 1

    No, I meant uber.

    You can never let the subhumans know that they are subhuman.

    Celebrate their every achievement with praise.

    Hel-lo
    De-troit steel mill worker
    Let me thank you for your time
    You work a 40-hour week for a living
    Just a sendin' on down the line