Got rid of my last Pentium III laptop last month, gave it to a woman who wanted her 4 year old kid to leave mommy's laptop alone:) It was my knocking-around-in-the-truck-don't-care-if-it-gets-stolen machine. Debian ran great on it, and as far as I know it still does.
The rest of my machines are various Pentium 4 and Pentium M boxes with the exception of a recently acquired dual-core laptop. Linux runs great on them, too. Only problem I have is USB, they don't have 2.0 onboard so I use cards.
Muh cock just killed 17 birds!
And how many of those "poor" people have cable television?
Yes. Totem for audio, Rhythmbox for streaming, VLC for video.
They found out that Soylent News is People!
how maek babby?
No, we never had hackers. Duh.
A multimeter once bit my sister.
I would probably shoot my fucking eye out, kid.
"Who let the photons out?"
"PEW, PEW, PEW, PEW"
Black is the new white.
Slashdot is the new AOL.
I just puked a little bit in my mouth.
Slashdot beta reminds me of HuffPo. It loads slow and looks gay.
Is there a Firefox plugin to remove all images and videos from pages on a site-by-site basis? Maybe Adblock filters or something?
Dice is really jumping the shark with this.
I just pooped a brown troll into my diaper.
I am a citizen of the USA.
I would like to purchase dolphin meats for personal use as foodstuffs.
URL?
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
To the tune of Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the USA" :
I was born in America
Where I'm often told I'm free
I voted for the piece of shit
Who told that lie to me
I prick my finger next to you
At the all-you-can-eat buffet
I can't afford to move abroad
Trapped in the USA
I dreamed I was a dinosaur
A mighty fearsome beast
All day I'd run and hunt for fun
On weaker beasts I'd feast
Then I thought "I am a man,
the fiercest beast of all"
And then I went and hunted down
A giant pretzel at the mall.
1. make passbook
2. lose passbook
3. ???
4. profit!
True dat.
Got rid of my last Pentium III laptop last month, gave it to a woman who wanted her 4 year old kid to leave mommy's laptop alone :) It was my knocking-around-in-the-truck-don't-care-if-it-gets-stolen machine. Debian ran great on it, and as far as I know it still does.
The rest of my machines are various Pentium 4 and Pentium M boxes with the exception of a recently acquired dual-core laptop. Linux runs great on them, too. Only problem I have is USB, they don't have 2.0 onboard so I use cards.
In related news, "bath salts" will now be known as "Intel salts".
ERMAGHERD!
Badgers.
Ice Badgers.
Look Out for the, Ice, Badgers.
!
Bruce Schneier is so cool, Chuck Norris asks for HIS autographs.
Yes, plural.
Autographs.
He has several.
I have seen Bruce. He does not look to have been raised on a diet of microwave-oven-food and candy, therefore he is not qualified to work for the TSA.
Carry on.
The Slashdot editors suck a big pair of balls that look vaguely like the fuzzy dice that hang from the rear-view mirror of a rusted-out '57 Chevy.
Caveat emptor.
Stop eating bread.
Stop eating potatoes.
Stop eating sugar.
Lose weight.
Red Bull + Cheetos