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  1. Re:please, don't call them monkeys on China Using Troop of Trained Monkeys To Guard Air Base · · Score: 1

    Muh cock just killed 17 birds!

  2. Re:Ass time on You Are What You're Tricked Into Eating · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    And how many of those "poor" people have cable television?

  3. Re:Really? on Groove Basin: Quest For the Ultimate Music Player · · Score: 1

    Yes. Totem for audio, Rhythmbox for streaming, VLC for video.

  4. Re:Funny on The GNOME Foundation Is Running Out of Money · · Score: 1

    They found out that Soylent News is People!

  5. Re:Materials on Interviews: Ask Bre Pettis About Making Things · · Score: 1

    how maek babby?

  6. Re:keep our wireless networks safe from hackers... on WPA2 Wireless Security Crackable WIth "Relative Ease" · · Score: 1

    No, we never had hackers. Duh.

  7. Re:Did Fluke request this? on $30K Worth of Multimeters Must Be Destroyed Because They're Yellow · · Score: 2, Informative

    A multimeter once bit my sister.

  8. Re:Easy... on What Would You Do With the World's Most Powerful Laser? · · Score: 1

    I would probably shoot my fucking eye out, kid.

  9. Re:..you'll be able to scream, 'fire the lasers!'" on Laser Headlights Promise More Intense, Controllable Beams · · Score: 1

    "Who let the photons out?"

    "PEW, PEW, PEW, PEW"

  10. Re: Why? on Slashdot Tries Something New; Audience Responds! · · Score: 1

    Black is the new white.

    Slashdot is the new AOL.

    I just puked a little bit in my mouth.

  11. Re:Why? on Slashdot Tries Something New; Audience Responds! · · Score: 1

    Slashdot beta reminds me of HuffPo. It loads slow and looks gay.

    Is there a Firefox plugin to remove all images and videos from pages on a site-by-site basis? Maybe Adblock filters or something?

    Dice is really jumping the shark with this.

  12. I just pooped a brown troll into my diaper.

  13. Re:That doesn't seem right. on 200 Dolphins Await Slaughter In Japan's Taiji Cove · · Score: 1

    I am a citizen of the USA.

    I would like to purchase dolphin meats for personal use as foodstuffs.

    URL?

  14. Re:Interview ending question on Blowing Up a Pointless Job Interview · · Score: 1

    Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

  15. Re:USA is fast becoming USF on Snowden Joins Daniel Ellsberg On Board of Freedom of the Press Foundation · · Score: 1

    To the tune of Lee Greenwood's "God Bless the USA" :

    I was born in America
    Where I'm often told I'm free

    I voted for the piece of shit
    Who told that lie to me

    I prick my finger next to you
    At the all-you-can-eat buffet

    I can't afford to move abroad
    Trapped in the USA

  16. Re:Tiger nuts? Not meat? on Extinct Species of Early Human Survived On Grass Bulbs, Not Meat · · Score: 4, Funny

    I dreamed I was a dinosaur
    A mighty fearsome beast
    All day I'd run and hunt for fun
    On weaker beasts I'd feast

    Then I thought "I am a man,
    the fiercest beast of all"
    And then I went and hunted down
    A giant pretzel at the mall.

  17. Re:Secure safe. on Ask Slashdot: How To Protect Your Passwords From Amnesia? · · Score: 1

    1. make passbook
    2. lose passbook
    3. ???
    4. profit!

  18. Re:So, can it play Crysis at full framerates, or.. on Intel Puts a PC Into an SD Card-Sized Casing · · Score: 3, Insightful

    True dat.

    Got rid of my last Pentium III laptop last month, gave it to a woman who wanted her 4 year old kid to leave mommy's laptop alone :) It was my knocking-around-in-the-truck-don't-care-if-it-gets-stolen machine. Debian ran great on it, and as far as I know it still does.

    The rest of my machines are various Pentium 4 and Pentium M boxes with the exception of a recently acquired dual-core laptop. Linux runs great on them, too. Only problem I have is USB, they don't have 2.0 onboard so I use cards.

  19. Re:Interesting... on McAfee Brand Name Will Be Replaced By Intel Security · · Score: 1

    In related news, "bath salts" will now be known as "Intel salts".

  20. Re:Ice insects? on Next-Gen Windshield Wipers To Be Based On Jet Fighter "Forcefield" Tech · · Score: 1

    ERMAGHERD!

    Badgers.

    Ice Badgers.

    Look Out for the, Ice, Badgers.

    !

  21. Re:Who is he? on Is Bruce Schneier Leaving His Job At BT? · · Score: 1

    Bruce Schneier is so cool, Chuck Norris asks for HIS autographs.

    Yes, plural.

    Autographs.

    He has several.

  22. Re:job prospects on Is Bruce Schneier Leaving His Job At BT? · · Score: 1

    I have seen Bruce. He does not look to have been raised on a diet of microwave-oven-food and candy, therefore he is not qualified to work for the TSA.

    Carry on.

  23. Re:Betteridge's law of headlines says... on Is Bruce Schneier Leaving His Job At BT? · · Score: 1

    The Slashdot editors suck a big pair of balls that look vaguely like the fuzzy dice that hang from the rear-view mirror of a rusted-out '57 Chevy.

    Caveat emptor.

  24. Re:The article is BS on Diet Drugs Work: Why Won't Doctors Prescribe Them? · · Score: 1

    Stop eating bread.

    Stop eating potatoes.

    Stop eating sugar.

    Lose weight.

  25. Re:GMA 600? Last years Atom? $200?!? on Intel Rolls Out Raspberry Pi Competitor · · Score: 2

    Red Bull + Cheetos