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  1. Re:Drones vs. Planes on Drone Hunters Lining Up and Paying Out In Colorado · · Score: 1

    Cheap drones for the masses. The Obama Drone.

    Can I control my Obama Drone from my Obama Phone?

  2. Re:I know that I need mine on Sleep Found To Replenish a Type of Brain Cell · · Score: 1

    2 Benadryl + 4 beers = 8 hours of restful sleep

  3. Re:Anyone should be able to fly on One Strike Against No Fly List; More Scrutiny To Come · · Score: 1

    http://www.chimpout.com/

    Your look in the mirror.

    Yeah, the site is ridiculous and sort of a stereotype of rednecks, but the links to the stories are things that happen every day, not one-off school shootings and the like.

    Now go buy some Kraft Dinnah wit yo EBT, you gangsta.

  4. Re:Discouraging underage use? on Obama Admin Says It Won't Fight Looser Marijuana Laws, With Conditions · · Score: 1

    Tried tobacco growing, the bugs ate it up.

  5. Re:I hypothesize.. on Just Thinking About Science Triggers Moral Behavior · · Score: 1

    Blue sky research is what will bring about renewable energy.

    In the short term the shareholders won't like it, but in the long term it is necessary.

  6. Re:I hypothesize.. on Just Thinking About Science Triggers Moral Behavior · · Score: 1

    Tell that to all those fucking churchy people.

    "Christian morality"as I see it practiced here (Alabama, USA bible belt) means that you can lie, cheat, steal, and backstab anyone as long as you don't drink a beer or say a wordy durd while you are doing it.

  7. Re:Failure to even Attempt to process the article. on What's Causing the Rise In Obesity? Everything. · · Score: 1

    An electric car?

  8. Re:20 somthings.... on Former NSA Chief Warns Hackers Will Attack US If Snowden Is Captured · · Score: 1

    Not "rabbit hold", you meant "rabbit HOLE". It is a reference to the book "Alice in Wonderland".

    And it is not "dawning aluminum foil hat". It is "donning", as in "putting something on in order to wear or otherwise display it".

  9. Re:Sandbox TOR activity to hell and back on TOR Wants You To Stop Using Windows, Disable JavaScript · · Score: 2

    I would like to add an additional step:

    After you tweak the guest OS install to your liking and ensure that it is fully working, take a snapshot and then restore from that snapshot every time.

    Had this exact setup using DamnSmallLinux and it worked great. Low memory usage, also.

  10. Re:Mobile apps and screen sizes, legit problem on Why PBS Won't Do Android · · Score: 1

    What you are outlining is akin to perfection.

    ATM I am more concerned with useability.

    It seems to me that useable buttons on a tiny smartphone screen which become overly-large buttons on an identical tablet/laptop/desktop port of that same app might look ridiculous, but identical function among ports would be quite desirable.

  11. Re:Strangely... on Obama Administration Overrules iPhone Trade Ban · · Score: 1

    tl;dr

    "Ain't no thang. Deys can 'ford it."

  12. Re:Mobile apps and screen sizes, legit problem on Why PBS Won't Do Android · · Score: 4, Interesting

    UI design needs to have every element scalable by percentage.

    Tiny screen? Tiny buttons. Tiny text.

    Big screen? Big buttons. Big text.

    Then the same application that runs on my Android phone can also run on my Windows/Linux laptop/desktop.

  13. Re:The Onion said it best on Qualcomm Says Eight-Core Processors Are Dumb · · Score: 1

    I do not recycle anything.

    Instead, I remit my waste to the trash pickup company for long-term storage in a local landfill.

    It is a form of investment for the future, looking ahead to the day when we are all so fucking poor that we mine used razor blades and plastic butter bowls from beneath mounds of thinly-seeded red clay.

    Suck it, hippies!

  14. Re:The Onion said it best on Qualcomm Says Eight-Core Processors Are Dumb · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I use cheap disposable single-bladed razors.

    Use once, throw away.

    $1 for 10 of them.

  15. Re:Good Question on What's Stopping Us From Eating Insects? · · Score: 1

    I stock my larder by waiting outside Whole Foods in my raep van.

    Plastic bag FTW!

  16. Re:Good Question on What's Stopping Us From Eating Insects? · · Score: 1

    Try the Cabot (brand) Seriously Sharp Cheddar.

    It is available from Wal-Mart and other common big-box retailers, and contains very little lactose.

  17. Re:Good Question on What's Stopping Us From Eating Insects? · · Score: 1

    Or maybe this:

    What do you call nuts on the wall?

    Walnuts.

    What do you call nuts on your chest?

    Chestnuts.

    What do you call nuts on your chin?

    A dick in your mouth.

  18. Re: Good Question on What's Stopping Us From Eating Insects? · · Score: 1

    I just IM'd Mike, he said that he is NOT a whole food, and would rather not be eaten.

    Here, have some chicken instead.

  19. Re:Gee, I expected different results....! on MIT Releases Swartz Report: Instead of Leading, School Was 'Hands-Off' · · Score: 1

    I am calling shenanigans here.

    Everybody knows that all black people are named Sambo.

  20. Re:Don't forget on Google Engineer Wins NSA Award, Then Says NSA Should Be Abolished · · Score: 1

    Ghostery is yo' fren'.

  21. Re:Monty Phython on Maybe Steve Ballmer Doesn't Deserve the Hate · · Score: 1

    Your post would make an awesome t-shirt.

    Microsoft is riding their OS market share and Office format domination right now.

    MS seems set to be an "eternal pancake" stocks-wise, and Ballmer is a bald bunny hopping around with that pancake on his shiny head.

  22. Re:because on Anti-Government Hackers Hit Jay-Z's Android App · · Score: 1, Funny

    To the tune of "The ABC Song" (R)(TM)

    ABCD-EBT, Jay-Z knows what's best for me.
    So I will buy his new CD,
    And listen to it so I can be a re-re,
    I'll be living at ma-mama-how 'til I am 30
    ABCD-EBT, Jay-Z knows what's best for me.
    And since there once was slavery,
    I can blame it all on ol' whitey,
    And all the other re-re will nod and agree.
    ABCD-EBT, Jay-Z knows what's best for me.
    My son is on drugs and my dotta is a ho
    'Cause they grew up watching Maury
    And the Jerry Springer show.
    But since I am too stupid to admit what is wrong,
    I'll just whine like a little bitch,
    About this frighteningly racist song.
    ABCD-EBT, Jay-Z knows what's best for me.

  23. Re:I just hope on Unix Guru Evi Nemeth Missing, Feared Lost At Sea · · Score: 0

    I want to die peacefully in my sleep like Grandma did, not screaming in terror like all the passengers in her yacht.

  24. Re:Supremely Irresponsible Reporting. Shame on /. on 2 Men Accused of Trying To Make X-Ray Weapon · · Score: 1

    Pro-Israel does not mean Jew.

    I had the misfortune to bid a contract to work for some "Christian Zionists" recently.

    They were really, really cheap, to the point that I actually dropped out of the bidding.

    However, they did not wear yarmulkes.

  25. Re:Not an unsafe language... on Millions At Risk From Critical Vulnerabilities From WordPress Plugins · · Score: 2

    My marketing department uses it because the rubygems facepalm API really lets us utilize turn-key e-tailers in order to better monetize one-to-one vortals.