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Ask Slashdot: How To Protect Your Passwords From Amnesia?

Phopojijo writes "You can encrypt your password library using a client-side manager or encrypted file container. You could practice your password every day, keep no written record, and do everything else right. You then go in for a serious operation or get in a terrible accident and, when you wake up, suffer severe memory loss. Slashdot readers, what do you consider an acceptable trade-off between proper security and preventing a data-loss catastrophe? I will leave some details and assumptions up to interpretation (budget, whether you have friends or co-workers to rely on, whether your solution will defend against the Government, chance of success, and so forth). For instance, would you split your master password in pieces and pay an attorney to contact you with a piece of it in case of emergency? Would you get a safe deposit box? Some biometric device? Leave the password with your husband, wife, or significant other? What can Slashdot come up with?"

381 comments

  1. Secure safe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Tell all your passwords to me, they'll be safe. Just don't forget who I am.

    1. Re:Secure safe. by wonkey_monkey · · Score: 4, Funny

      Like that'll ever happen. You post here all the damn time.

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    2. Re:Secure safe. by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 2

      More seriously, envelope, lawyer, retainer, instructions to return if you are in a serious accident. Or several lawyers, each with part.

      Or cheaper but less reliably tell two or three independent friends a part of the answer, and ask them to come and tell you the information if you ever get amnesia. Such as, "The password is in the book"; "Moby Dick"; "Page 27, Line 6". Don't tell them who the others are, and try to use people from different social circles.

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    3. Re:Secure safe. by ketomax · · Score: 1

      This is analogous to the approach taken by DVCS for backups. Also, it'll work for credit card numbers and their annoying CVVs. You can start the 15 day free trial by replying to this (along with the credit card details, of course).

    4. Re:Secure safe. by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 4, Funny

      "The password is in the book"; "Moby Dick"; "Page 27, Line 6"

      Oops. Heh.

      "unlock his bridegroom clasp--yet, sleeping as he was, he still hugged me tightly"

      Oh Queequeg...

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    5. Re:Secure safe. by Time_Ngler · · Score: 1

      Or more better, take the password P, and arrays of random numbers, A, B, C... (the total number equal to the friends you have), and give the first friend A, the second, A xor B, the third B xor C, etc. and finally the last (last random string) xor P. Then when you need your password, ask all your friends to give you their code, and you then xor them all together, to reveal P.

    6. Re:Secure safe. by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

      It seems like it really depends on (A)the threat model and (B) your tolerance for inconvenience.

      A safe deposit box, say, won't last 10 seconds against The Man (unless you bank with the same Bespoke Swiss Wealth Management Entity whose gnomes have guarded your family's anonymous riches since the days when you were aristocracy); but is pretty much 100% bulletproof against hackers, malicious friends, and most other likely attackers with the possible exception of a malicious-but-once-trusted spouse. Plus, while it might be a bit of a hassle, especially if you face serious cognitive impairment, such an arrangement is well established enough, socially and legally, that regaining access to your box after an accident or something should be pretty doable.

      Something like that would be too much of a hassle to routinely deposit updates to passwords you rotate frequently; but a good place for a long, hostile, master password for a password locker of some sort that you use day-to-day and store the passwords that actually get rotated in.

      If the concern is The Man, of course, you could hardly do worse than that strategy. Depends on what you are worried about. If you aren't worried about the man, just putting it on paper in one of the institutions society has offered for secure storage for centuries now is the obvious strategy, and comes with the advantage that even 100% non-techies will be familiar with, and likely to be helpful with, such an arrangement. If you are worried about a warrant cutting through your security like a stray round through an innocent bystander, you'll need to get more creative, and hope that you have some social resources to employ.

      Biometrics are always a terrible plan, of course (sure, your fingerprint will be fine after you get out of the burn ward, no problem...) and KISS is probably a good idea if your concern is the potential for unplanned mental degradation (whether pure memory, or cognition as well). The fancier you get, the worse your odds of remembering how your fancy plan to remember your passwords worked.

    7. Re:Secure safe. by morethanapapercert · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Small problem with your approach: It relies on you knowing what to DO with the N number of pieces given to you by your friends. Sure you may get back A, B, C...but your description seems to imply that the requirement to perform an XOR operation on the pieces is not part of the data you have given to friends. Is your resulting password WhiteSuitRicardoMontalban, WhiteRicardoMontalbanSuit or RicardoMontalbanWhiteSuit? You need the generation method to be part of the recovered data, not just the "seed" if you will. Otherwise you won't know if you need to XOR, concatenate, follow the breadcrumbs or use a simple substitution cipher on the pieces.

      A similar problem lies in most of the other "tell N friends to give you the clues needed to find the password" approaches. What happens if one or more friends fail to return the clue they possess? It's like having a hard drive array as a simple spanned volume. Lose one drive and everything is lost. Trying to include a checksum or similar function seems needlessly complex IMHO.

      I think most folks are over-thinking this. Lets stipulate that I have lost my memory for whatever reason. All my passwords are generated using a relatively simple pattern. If I was amnesiac, I still have all those passwords saved in my browser, chat and email clients. Amnesiac me can collect email and log into sites that I use as long as my computer is intact. My wife knows the pattern but not the current passwords, if I can't get into the password lockers, my wife can give me the starting point. From there I can access my passwords with as little as 5 tries. However, as long as my email client still has useful passwords, the vast majority of my password list can be reset with a simple "I forgot my password" request. If, for whatever reason, those two options aren't good enough, I really don't care y'know? If I'm amnesiac, I have much bigger problems on my plate than whether I can access any social sites, member-only areas of sites and so on. Given the kind of brain trauma needed to get significant amnesia, I probably would not have much use for email for the first while anyway.

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    8. Re:Secure safe. by ZahrGnosis · · Score: 1

      I concur on the lawyer approach, but I'd add to make it part of a living will (and, part of a normal will), so you can lay out how you want it handled in various situations.

      If you absolutely abhor someone having direct access, leave the passwords in a safety deposit box and leave instructions with the lawyer, confirming that the bank will only give them access in the correct situations.

      Lastly, only provide the fewest necessary usernames and passwords to get to everything, and keep a complete list separate. For example I can probably reset my password on 80% of my accounts with just my e-mail account. This means people will have to jump through hoops to reset passwords, but that's good if you're the paranoid sort (if you're nicer and cuddlier, you can always provide the complete list of credentials).

      Now if you have any biometric or two-phase authentication tokens, you're going to have a rougher time... good luck. :-)

    9. Re:Secure safe. by mlts · · Score: 1

      What about creating a private key, using a utility to share split it (where X out of Y pieces are required to recover it), send that to each of one's friends, then use the private key to encrypt the password data, and store that in an accessible location?

      Of course, all the friends can collude and get the data, but it the cyphertext is stored securely, that is less likely to happen.

      The benefit to this is that it is a good way to not have to respond to some government demand for the info. If the friends refuse to hand over the key parts, there is no way the data can be recovered.

    10. Re:Secure safe. by mlts · · Score: 1

      I agree with you there. The first thing is to consider the threat model. Is it better to forget some passwords and lose access for good as opposed to having them be exposed if one's password utility gets compromised?

      I look at what threats I have. Theft of a device is a big one. Compromise of a cloud account is another biggie. Theft of a device and demands for access to passwords is a third, because criminals are wising up to the fact that coercing an unlock code can provide more usable things to sell.

      The solution to this would be a program where every instance had its own private key. The central file would be stored on a cloud provider. When a new device is added, the public key from the new device would be manually copied to another device with access, and the device with access would add a decryption key entry to the encrypted file. When a device is removed, the whole file is decrypted, re-encrypted with a new master key, and a keylist [1] added of what public keys (that belong to devices) added.

      Said program would function similar TrueCrypt where there are different users and passwords to access data segments of the file. So, one can hand over the password for a decoy user and be done with it. Since the program would randomly add "chaff", there is no way to tell if the data is garbage or other encrypted items. (this is taken from PhonebookFS's design.)

      The result is decent security and ease of use. If one trusted the device's security, the passphrase to unlock things could be turned into a PIN, all the while, there are no brute-forcable passwords that an attacker could easily break with the file stored on the cloud provider. The downside with trusting the device's security (iOS's KeyChain for example) is that that can be compromised, but that is a risk someone should calculate.

      [1]: The keylist is just the master key encrypted to a device's public key, so 10 devices would have ten separate entries, each device able to independently fetch and decode the file's contents. The reason for the complete decryption and re-encryption is to ensure that a device that had access to the master key would no longer possess that.

    11. Re:Secure safe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mine are all written down in a notebook in a firesafe. In the event of amnesia, the code is in the booklet in the pile of manuals, or, not thinking of that, I can sledge the thing open. It being a safe, I would assume that things valuable to me and my identity would be inside, and having amnesia, that would be my priority.

    12. Re:Secure safe. by necro81 · · Score: 1

      "The password is in the book"; "Moby Dick"; "Page 27, Line 6"

      What if you end up with a different edition or printing of said book? Instead of "Moby Dick", make it a specific ISBN, then the page and line number should be unambiguous.

    13. Re:Secure safe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      momento-type full body tattoos do not ever let me forget.

    14. Re:Secure safe. by Larryish · · Score: 1

      1. make passbook
      2. lose passbook
      3. ???
      4. profit!

    15. Re:Secure safe. by AzTechGuy · · Score: 1

      I think most folks are over-thinking this. Lets stipulate that I have lost my memory for whatever reason. All my passwords are generated using a relatively simple pattern. If I was amnesiac, I still have all those passwords saved in my browser, chat and email clients. Amnesiac me can collect email and log into sites that I use as long as my computer is intact. My wife knows the pattern but not the current passwords, if I can't get into the password lockers, my wife can give me the starting point. From there I can access my passwords with as little as 5 tries. However, as long as my email client still has useful passwords, the vast majority of my password list can be reset with a simple "I forgot my password" request. If, for whatever reason, those two options aren't good enough, I really don't care y'know? If I'm amnesiac, I have much bigger problems on my plate than whether I can access any social sites, member-only areas of sites and so on. Given the kind of brain trauma needed to get significant amnesia, I probably would not have much use for email for the first while anyway.

      I agree with this method. My wife knows the basic password and the basic pattern. With her help I could figure it out in less than 10 tries. She is an admin on our network and can manage that but the only password she does not have and that does not comply with out pattern, is our encrypted drive. Never really thought about loosing or forgetting that password. Not too concerned about it either. I could switch it to our pattern and then apply a key file from a file on our network. She and I would know which file was the key file. Eventually (and probably already) everyone loses data. My data loss in the past has been insignificant, fortunately.

    16. Re:Secure safe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh $%^@, so much for my "unguessable" Ricardo Moltalban master password...

      Seriously though Ricardo Montalban was such a class act, what a great thespian he was. I miss that guy. Aside from the classic white suit years, how about those Chrysler Cordoba commercials? Priceless, right? I mean this guy single-handedly put Corinthian leather on the map!

    17. Re:Secure safe. by sabri · · Score: 1

      If I'm amnesiac, I have much bigger problems on my plate than whether I can access any social sites, member-only areas of sites and so on. Given the kind of brain trauma needed to get significant amnesia, I probably would not have much use for email for the first while anyway.

      But what if your Amnesiac brain holds the password for your 10000BTC wallet on your harddrive?

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    18. Re: Secure safe. by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      So simple: put passwords in safe with three combo l

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    19. Re: Secure safe. by iamhassi · · Score: 1

      So simple: put passwords in safe with three combo lock. Give one number to three different people you trust to be around for life. Don't tell them who the other ones are. Tell them if something happens to you to come forward and tell you that they have one of the numbers. One all three numbers are known figuring out the order shouldn't take too many guesses. Or laptop with fingerprint reader, hopefully you don't lose memory and fingers

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    20. Re:Secure safe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Three of the passwords I'm currently using are "password", "january2014", and "1234".

      You'll keep them safe?

    21. Re:Secure safe. by morethanapapercert · · Score: 1

      If I even had a bitcoin wallet, it would have been given a password using the same simple generation ruleset that all my other passwords are based on.

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    22. Re:Secure safe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You too picked this very line? But it differs from my edition. My password is still safe!

    23. Re:Secure safe. by dhasenan · · Score: 1

      You give one friend a piece of paper that says "XOR the bitstrings and interpret as UTF-32". You give three friends randomly generated bitstrings of the appropriate length. You give the fourth friend the password XOR'd with each of those random bitstrings.

      Or you just write down your master password and put it in your safe and a deposit box at your bank.

    24. Re:Secure safe. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The password is in the book"; "Moby Dick"; "Page 27, Line 6".

      Don't forget to specify which edition, as font sizes and page sizes may change ;)

    25. Re: Secure safe. by luxifr · · Score: 1

      So simple: put passwords in safe with three combo lock. Give one number to three different people you trust to be around for life. Don't tell them who the other ones are. Tell them if something happens to you to come forward and tell you that they have one of the numbers.

      And when you are in the hospital, with your amnesia, they collect there and find out about each other. Maybe even before you realize who they are. They then could as well open the lock without you...

      Or laptop with fingerprint reader, hopefully you don't lose memory and fingers

      Like those things were reliable. Those consumer grade finger print readers could easily not recognize you for various reasons or be spoofed easily if someone ever gets your fingerprint (which isn't too hard - we leave them everywhere - all the time)...

  2. Just post it on Slashdot by michelcolman · · Score: 5, Funny

    And then, whenever you need your password, just "ask Slashdot"! Of course there will then be some jokers who post incorrect passwords, but they will be modded down rapidly since anyone can check whether the password is correct or not. Just go with the "+5 informative" one.

    1. Re:Just post it on Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Alas, the jokers have modpoints too, you know.

    2. Re:Just post it on Slashdot by master5o1 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Remember, posting your password on the internet will show the password to you as as your password, but others will see it as stars.

      See, look at my password ************

      So now if I get amnesia all I have to do is come back and check my comment history and I'll find my password.

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    3. Re:Just post it on Slashdot by Thanshin · · Score: 1

      Michel! ffs man! I've been trying to contact you since your accident!

      Your password is "LargeAndInCharge69". I hope you recover all your data.

    4. Re:Just post it on Slashdot by HyperQuantum · · Score: 1

      hunter2

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    5. Re:Just post it on Slashdot by oodaloop · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yeah, I use a bunch of asterisks for my passwords too.

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    6. Re:Just post it on Slashdot by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      What good does a line of stars do?

    7. Re:Just post it on Slashdot by yincrash · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem with this (along with other plans), is that if you get amnesia and forget your password, there may be the chance that you forget where you stored your password as well. So, to be a good plan, it has to involve you either stumbling on to it quickly, or having someone / something tell you it once they get news that you have amnesia.

    8. Re:Just post it on Slashdot by isorox · · Score: 3, Funny

      Remember, posting your password on the internet will show the password to you as as your password, but others will see it as stars.

      See, look at my password ************

      So now if I get amnesia all I have to do is come back and check my comment history and I'll find my password.

      So your password is hunter2?

    9. Re:Just post it on Slashdot by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

      The problem with this (along with other plans), is that if you get amnesia and forget your password, there may be the chance that you forget where you stored your password as well. So, to be a good plan, it has to involve you either stumbling on to it quickly, or having someone / something tell you it once they get news that you have amnesia.

      Or a safe deposit box at your bank.

    10. Re:Just post it on Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But there are 12 asterisks, and hunter2 is only 7 characters long. Clearly it is "hunter2 " (3 additional spaces).

    11. Re:Just post it on Slashdot by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      And then, whenever you need your password, just "ask Slashdot"! Of course there will then be some jokers who post incorrect passwords, but they will be modded down rapidly since anyone can check whether the password is correct or not. Just go with the "+5 informative" one.

      Im glad for all the completely joke responses here, it gives this discussion some actual merit. The actual answer is so fucking obvious that an Ask Slashdot is kind of pathetic. Safety deposit boxes were designed for this exact thing. If that's too expensive, put them in an actual safe in your basement. If you forget the code/combo, just destroy the safe to get inside. The odds of either of these things being exploited by an opportunistic hacker are precisely 0. The odds of them being exploited by even a determined thief are pretty much 0 as well (they would rather just steal your car and a few other valuables in your house, or if they are into computers they will just steal your identity electronically to commit credit fraud). So, let the jokes continue!

    12. Re:Just post it on Slashdot by alex67500 · · Score: 1

      How do you remember which bank it was in?

    13. Re:Just post it on Slashdot by yincrash · · Score: 1

      Safety deposit boxes were designed with amnesia in mind? I learn something new every day.

    14. Re:Just post it on Slashdot by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

      How do you remember which bank it was in?

      You look at your bank statement (or estatement). If you have multiple bank accounts, it will be the one with the safe deposit box charge on it. If you have multiple safe deposit boxes at different banks, well, at least it narrows down where you need to look.

    15. Re:Just post it on Slashdot by ah.clem · · Score: 1

      Safety deposit boxes were designed with amnesia in mind? I learn something new every day.

      Nah, you knew it, you just didn't remember it.

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    16. Re:Just post it on Slashdot by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      Remember, posting your password on the internet will show the password to you as as your password, but others will see it as stars.

      See, look at my password ************

      So now if I get amnesia all I have to do is come back and check my comment history and I'll find my password.

      So your password is hunter2?

      That expired, now it's hunter3

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    17. Re:Just post it on Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What bank statements? I have amnesia, I don't remember anything about where I might have put those, assuming I even have physical printed copies lying around. I might need the password stored in the safe deposit box in order to access the account that has the information about which banks I have accounts with, and which ones I have safe deposit boxes at. Besides, I don't even know that I should be looking in any safe deposit boxes, because I have amnesia.

      Maybe you think you'd be sure to remember some things. But I'm trying to look at a worst case scenario.

    18. Re:Just post it on Slashdot by AJWM · · Score: 1

      I don't even know that I should be looking in any safe deposit boxes, because I have amnesia.

      Embed the information in a tiny projection device then implant that under your skin. (Maybe implant several in case the amnesia-inducing trauma is accompanied by loss of body parts.)

      Hey, it worked for Jason Bourne.

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    19. Re:Just post it on Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And then, whenever you need your password, just "ask Slashdot"! Of course there will then be some jokers who post incorrect passwords, but they will be modded down rapidly since anyone can check whether the password is correct or not. Just go with the "+5 informative" one.

      The quoted post is a joke but might actually work. The OP just needs to keep all his passwords in a spreadsheet on his computer, but he posts the password to his account on the internet. People on the internet won't know where he lives, or what the username on his computer is, so it's not a bad idea.

  3. Paranoid much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Amnesia is most often associated with major brain damage, which means you have a lot more to worry about than your passwords. Now zombies, those are real, which is why I'm holed up here in the middle of Nebraska with enough ammo to put the entire state out. You hear that zombies, you'll never take me alive!

    1. Re:Paranoid much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      We were not planning to take you alive - maybe undead, but not alive.

    2. Re:Paranoid much? by stranger_to_himself · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Amnesia is most often associated with major brain damage, which means you have a lot more to worry about than your passwords.

      Also with ageing - not just in dementia. My parents in their 60s/70s both struggle with remembering secure passwords.

    3. Re:Paranoid much? by buchner.johannes · · Score: 1

      Just let them pick a sentence as a password?

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    4. Re:Paranoid much? by LoRdTAW · · Score: 1

      For personal local passwords, yea you could use a sentence password. But many websites, especially banking sites, require capital letters and numbers. Once you throw those into the mix it's game over and you can easily forget it.

    5. Re:Paranoid much? by isorox · · Score: 1

      Amnesia is most often associated with major brain damage, which means you have a lot more to worry about than your passwords.

      Depends, you can get very specific amnesia which leaves you otherwise fine. Friends and family can help you get memories back, but if you can't get into your bank account, email account that's a major stumbling block.

      Now zombies, those are real, which is why I'm holed up here in the middle of Nebraska with enough ammo to put the entire state out. You hear that zombies, you'll never take me alive!

      If zombies come back from the dead and you're all tucked inside your bed, put down your guns use tea instead (and use the cup to smash their head)

    6. Re:Paranoid much? by isorox · · Score: 1

      For personal local passwords, yea you could use a sentence password. But many websites, especially banking sites, require capital letters and numbers. Once you throw those into the mix it's game over and you can easily forget it.

      Use a sentence like "hsbcisagreatbank" (noone would guess that as it's so blatently false). Then stick H5BC on the front and store that part on a piece of paper.

      Or just write your passwords down and put them in your sock drawer.

    7. Re:Paranoid much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For personal local passwords, yea you could use a sentence password. But many websites, especially banking sites, require capital letters and numbers. Once you throw those into the mix it's game over and you can easily forget it.

      'The Cubs won in 1908.' What's so hard about that? Plus, it's never going to change.

    8. Re:Paranoid much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'The Cubs last won in 1908.' What's so hard about that? Plus, it's never going to change.

    9. Re:Paranoid much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You shouldn't be remembering your passwords to websites anyway, you should be using a password safe application (like 1Password) and having it fill in all the details. Then you just have to remember the one password to the safe, which can be the sentence.

      And in answer to the original question, I'd leave that password with my wife (and have done)

    10. Re:Paranoid much? by alex67500 · · Score: 1

      Or just write your passwords down and put them in your sock drawer.

      It's not safe there. You're forgetting rule 34. There's a whole load of sock fetishists in the world ;-)

    11. Re:Paranoid much? by OptimalCynic · · Score: 1

      Get them to start all their passwords with A1.

    12. Re:Paranoid much? by isorox · · Score: 1

      Or just write your passwords down and put them in your sock drawer.

      It's not safe there. You're forgetting rule 34. There's a whole load of sock fetishists in the world ;-)

      Either that or your socks turn into a sentient lifeform again and hack your accounts

    13. Re:Paranoid much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You hear that zombies, you'll never take me alive!

      I think you may have misunderstood the core concept of a zombi.

    14. Re:Paranoid much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For numbers, use a number familiar to you, maybe the last 4 of your SSN. Not something you're likely to forget, and even if you do, as long as you remember that that is the number you always use, it is easy for you to look it up.

      For capital letters, make the sentence properly capitalized. At the very least, the first character will be caps. If they also require "special" characters, properly punctuate the sentence. End it in a period, or a question mark, or an exclamation point. Perhaps throw in a comma. "1234Thisbankrules!" should be accepted by the bank's complexity algorithm, though it should probably be a bit longer.

      Of course, if it's a place that also has a rather small upper limit on password length, I cannot help you there.

    15. Re: Paranoid much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... and end with a nice red wine.

    16. Re:Paranoid much? by dals_rule · · Score: 1

      I can attest to the 'very specific amnesia' problem. I had a stroke a couple of years ago (fortunately, I got to the emergency room, at a hospital set up to care for stroke patients, in time to get the tPA treatment). My memory suffered the loss of the street names in my neighborhood, many friends' names, and several passwords. Fortunately, I have physical access to virtually all of the servers I use and was able, with the help of a friend, to get in to all of them...... keepassx (http://www.keepassx.org/) makes it easy to manage passwords, etc. Of course, you still have to manage your master password, but it's a lot easier to keep a backup of a single password with a trusted friend (or pieces of a pass phrase shared with different geographically isolated friends if you're a little more paranoid) or safe deposit box....

  4. A piece of paper in a drawer by captainpanic · · Score: 2, Funny

    For work-related passwords, my boss has every right to know my passwords if I get sick. So, it makes sense to store them offline (e.g. a piece of paper in a drawer at the secretary's office). The security my passwords then relies on the security guards at the gate.

    For my personal passwords, I rely on security through obscurity: I don't believe that anyone can find my passwords in the giant mess that I call my office. If I get sick, I can use the recovery time to clean up my office. It will take weeks, if not months.

    Btw, I don't need a terrible accident to forget passwords. It happens a lot for those passwords that I don't need too often.

    1. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by txoof · · Score: 3, Interesting

      A trusted executor is really the way to go here. Store the passwords in an encrypted format and then give the key to a trusted party that will only unseal the encrypted database in the event that you are incapacitated. For added security, split the key into multiple parts and give it to multiple parties. It would probably be best to transport the key in a physical format and make it clear that the importance of the document.

      In a work place setting, give the keys to supervisors that are mutually responsible for the systems in question. In a personal setting, give the keys to family members that are trusted. Be sure to provide step-by-step instructions as to how to decrypt your data. If you are so unfortunate to not have trusted family or friends, pay a law firm to administrate this service and act as your executor. For a fee, the law firm can be instructed to only unseal the data in the event that certain standards are met (such as a declaration of incompetence by N medical professionals).

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    2. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      For work-related passwords, my boss has every right to know my passwords if I get sick. So, it makes sense to store them offline (e.g. a piece of paper in a drawer at the secretary's office). The security my passwords then relies on the security guards at the gate.

      This is the way to go.
      The first question you should ask yourself is, if someone have physical access to my computer, do I care if they also have my passwords. If not then a post-it on the monitor will work just fine.
      Otherwise you should ask yourself, do I have any physical place where someone finding out my passwords would be the least of my concerns? If you have a place like that, store your passwords there.
      As long as you don't store what the passwords are for together with the passwords some random stranger getting hold of your passwords won't be that much of a problem anyway.

    3. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by Zachary+Kessin · · Score: 2

      I would probably give a master password and a copy of my password safe to my lawyer, along with my will and other legal paperwork that she should have just in case something should happen to me.

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    4. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

      For work-related passwords, my boss has every right to know my passwords if I get sick. So, it makes sense to store them offline (e.g. a piece of paper in a drawer at the secretary's office). The security my passwords then relies on the security guards at the gate...

      Your boss does not have "every right" to know your password at work any more than any other employee has a "right" to know it. You are an IT Security person's worst nightmare with that bullshit argument, especially if you have even a fucking hint of how Windows security works, and know damn well that in any emergency, most any member of your IT staff can reset any password upon following proper HR and IT policy, which is your audit trail as well for CYA.

      Work passwords pretty much for the most part do NOT need to be stored offline in any way for this very obvious reason, and by relying upon the security guards, you've basically destroyed any point in having any sort of strong password policy.

      Like I said, you're an IT Security person's worst nightmare. Knock it off with that shit already, and use common sense.

    5. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by Infestedkudzu · · Score: 1

      mod +1 accurate

    6. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In a personal setting, give the keys to family members that are trusted.

      Better yet, use secret sharing so for example, any 5 out of 10 of your family members can recover the password: http://point-at-infinity.org/ssss/

    7. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by aaribaud · · Score: 5, Informative

      For work-related passwords, my boss has every right to know my passwords if I get sick

      Hmm, no, he has every right to access your professional data for sure, but this does not necessarily require him to know your passwords. Back when I was doing IT for a 25-odd people company, I'd briefed people that their password was like their signature: personal, and if some manager asked them their password, they should redirect the manager to me (happened a few times, each time the request was baseless and rejected, and when there was an actual problem, it was solved without anyone having to let anyone else know their password). Heck, I'd briefed everybody never to tell me their password.

    8. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by pla · · Score: 4, Insightful

      For work-related passwords, my boss has every right to know my passwords if I get sick.

      Absolutely not. Your employer has every right to reset your work-related passwords to gain access to your machine - An easily detected, even auditable, event that proves "you" didn't try to bribe a Central American dictator to use your company's brand of widgets (or bullets, as appropriate).

      Now, for truly shared company passwords like a corporate Twitter account, you should already have a key escrow plan set up - That might mean a formal third-party service, or something as simple as the old trick of writing it on a note-card, sealing the note-card in an envelope, and signing across the flap. Store envelope in a secure area.

      Don't confuse those two situations.

    9. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      +1 People that do this, are exactly how snowden was able to evade detection. Seriously it is not that difficult to not share passwords with anyone.

    10. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by DarkOx · · Score: 3, Insightful

      For work-related passwords, my boss has every right to know my passwords if I get sick. So, it makes sense to store them offline (e.g. a piece of paper in a drawer at the secretary's office). The security my passwords then relies on the security guards at the gate.

      Disagree.

      Your boss has every right to possess credentials himself capable of resetting or changing your password to something he knows; should a need arise. He should not however have your password. This is a audit and separations of powers issue. Being able to reset your password is fine, that should result in a log, of what account was reset and what account did the resting. If it was root, who sudo'ed to root, etc. Can someone with administrative access still taper with logs? Yes; but it raises the bar and makes it harder to cover their tracks from forensic examination if something happens.

      Account credentials should not be shared for accountability reasons, even with the boss.

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    11. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by ifiwereasculptor · · Score: 5, Funny

      do I have any physical place where someone finding out my passwords would be the least of my concerns? If you have a place like that, store your passwords there.

      You just gave me the best idea ever: tattoo your passwords on your penis. The chance of losing it is small when compared to the chances of losing a notebook or piece of paper, it's a private location and chances are social engineering industrial espionage attempts will have to get pretty interesting. I can see only two minor problems with my plan: first, you might not be able to fit strong passwords in there. If you end up only being able to fit easy to brute force passwords, I suggest you use the old piece of paper method, and maybe a pump. Second, your work may be one of those that use five or six different systems, all with different passwords, and rotate them on a monthly basis. You can still stick with the idea, but oh, boy, you're going to be sore.

    12. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No.

      For work related passwords you boss has every right to have an account with equal or greater privilege. Your boss has no right to your account.

      If you want to know who did what, then if your boss has the ability to use your account, then there is no ability to audit, verify, trace, etc.

    13. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by pspahn · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I know that it might seem obtuse, but there are in fact companies out there that don't even have an IT department and chances are the "IT system" is just a bunch of random machines doing random things and password resetting isn't a practical option.

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    14. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1

      For work-related passwords, my boss has every right to know my passwords if I get sick.

      Access to the work related accounts should not depend cooperation from the employee. Trust employees to be gruntled but have contingency plans for the !gruntled too. And incapacitated, and the inaccessible as well.

      My boss can simply as the sys admin to change the password of accounts on servers controlled by my employer. I don't ask my staff to reveal their passwords to me, and when they leave or get fired, it is standard ops to reset their passwords, archive the $home and give me access to those files.

      But increasingly some of the work is getting outsourced. For example webex accounts are not authenticated by our servers. But still, out IT has higher level access to their tech support and my employer can get access to my work related external accounts too. I wonder how the stop the access if/when employees leave. Something to check up with IT.

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    15. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by ixl · · Score: 1

      I wonder if SAML/identity federation support for corporate twitter accounts is something twitter should develop as a paid feature? Corporate Security departments in large corporations would almost insist on signing up for that.

    16. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Heck, I'd briefed everybody never to tell me their password.

      I've never abused a password but I even don't want to know my SOs' passwords. If I don't know them, I can never be tempted to use them. I'm root anyway.

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    17. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 2

      Once I smirked at people who wrote down their passwords, but now with every second site and service needed at least once email address and passwords, the smirk has been wiped off my face.

      I now have upwards of 100 passwords and logins across computers, websites, mailing lists, services, databases, devices and an increasing number of newly online ultilities. I would point to this hassle as the number one example of computers decreasing productivity.

      I've remembered the most important logins, doubled up others, and now simply resorted to writing down most of the crud. Somehow the simple login became an unending beuracratic headache and the internets most common barrier.

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    18. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The chance of losing it is small when compared to the chances of losing a notebook or piece of paper,

      So you're saying there's a chance?

    19. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by shikaisi · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm not bragging, but I just wanted to mention that I've got plenty of room for strong passwords.

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    20. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't understand any of these suggestions... writing it down, giving it to a lawyer, giving it to your family... Aren't you supposed to change your password once every 6 months? You're going to go through the trouble of updating your external storage medium that often? I mean, I barely even clean my keyboard and mouse every 6 months.

    21. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are an IT Security person's worst nightmare with that bullshit argument, [...]

      And the IT security person is a project manager's worst nightmare. Often we aren't exactly dealing with national security information, but rather with what's for dinner at the next project meeting. And for that you must login onto the project website. And I'd rather have steak and a memo at our secretary's desk than fish and a secure project.

    22. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by MightyYar · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I agree with you on policy, but technically the boss has the right to have whatever policy he wants. It's his company, after all. Now if your "boss" is just the manager directly above you, they may very well be violating some company policy...

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    23. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by DiSKiLLeR · · Score: 2

      Umm... what about server passwords? What about core router and switch passwords? What if you work at a telecommunications company and are in charge of the a large part of the network?

      Do we want another Terry Childs incident here?

      OF COURSE your Boss has every right to know your passwords. Maybe not your personal windows login password, but that is NOT what we're talking about here. Passwords to core and critical systems in a business SHOULD be accessible to senior management in case something should happen to you.

      Of course we're side tracking from the OP's original question at this point.

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    24. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by JackieBrown · · Score: 1

      I barely even clean my keyboard and mouse every 6 months.

      I clean my keyboard when there is enough crumbs under the keys to prevent me from typing

    25. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by JackieBrown · · Score: 3, Informative

      At work, when one password expires, I update all of my system passwords to match whichever new password I pick.

      I used to come up with clever, difficult to guess passwords. Now that I have to change my password every three months, I just +1 my previous password. Farscape20 is what I was at before I switched shows.

      If my job really expects a challenging password, then it should stop forcing me to update it so frequently. I am simply not imaginative enough (nor do I have the desire) to come up with something unique each time.

    26. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Root is a special case. Never share your user password without legal protection for doing so e.g. give it to your lawyer in a sealed envelope with a contract to hold it for your estate.

    27. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell me your password or you're fired.
      But HR says ...
      You're fired!

    28. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      No, you're really not.

      "Change your password every 6 months" comes from the same (broken) school of thought that brought us "At least one capital letter, one number, and one special character in a password of at least length 8 but no greater than length 8; the password cannot contain any spaces, unprintable characters, nor mention any politician by name nor frank references to bodily functions."

    29. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just to add to this: Your boss has the right to access any information that you have on a company owned piece of hardware. He does NOT have the right to access company systems as "you". That is basically what was said before but not clearly. No information that you put on a company machine is yours alone, any person above you have a right to look at it (in most companies) but it must be clear that when you access a system or do something it is really "you" and not your boss with your password.

      So, no data is yours or "safe" from the boss, your identity should always be yours alone.

    30. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      For websites, at least, I've found that an algorithmic generator works a treat. PasswordMaker (for firefox) works like that, and is just stupidly easy to use in most cases. (It can get a little trickier when the passwords are "too strong" for a given idiot website, and the occasional dumb luck where the generated password manages to lack one of the "blessed sigils")

      Like all the "password database" programs and apps out there, it relies on remembering a "master password", but instead of storing the passwords, it uses the master password, url, etc... and generates an output string. It never gets stored, and unless it's one of those "special" cases I mentioned above, you don't even have to specifically create a record for it.

      Honestly, even more than ABE and NoScript, that's the one extension that's still got me stapled to Firefox.

      You could probably use the same technique for your other passwords (and I think there might even be smartphone apps that work similarly), but without the auto-generate/populate feature of the extension, it didn't take me long to decide that manually inputting 20-character 7-bit clean passwords was a bit too far from "convenient" for my taste

    31. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

      you forgot
      Go to Jail don't pass go don't collect 200

    32. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by fisted · · Score: 1

      Unless you're the sysadmin (and actually even then), your boss does not need to retrieve your password from a piece of paper, they can just have it reset (by the sysadmin. if that's who you were, setting a new root password isn't difficult either, given physical access to the servers)

    33. Re: A piece of paper in a drawer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was clearly a good thing that Snowden evaded detection, therefore writing your passwords down is clearly a good thing and I shall continue doing it.

    34. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is dangerous to have your password on the piece of paper.

      First your account can be used to do something illegal with your password like transferring funds from one account to another to hide some embezzling. You will be wondering what happened and how you will pay for a lawyer while suspended (or fired).

      Secondly a co-worker can use this account to cause trouble for you (i.e. I look better when I make the rest of the world look bad).

      A better solution would be for the boss is to contact the computer another IT person to assist. The other IT person can change your password so the boss can log in as you. There would be a record of this so it will be hard to pin an illegal crime on you. If you are the only IT person in the office then create another administrator account for your boss. Your boss would be responsible for all activities on this account (and if the account is compromised it is your boss who has to hire a lawyer). Either way you are insulated.

      When you leave and you should provide your boss or designated replacement all the username that you have and offer to assist them to change each one. It is hard to blame you for unauthorized use of an account when you do not know the password

      But as for the OP, depending on where you are located you might wish to consult an attorney; in others parts of the world (i.e. where the law of the land is not so solid) you may need to use alternative methods mentioned here.

    35. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Umm... what about server passwords? What about core router and switch passwords? What if you work at a telecommunications company and are in charge of the a large part of the network?

      That is a different story. Those are not YOUR passwords. Those belong to the company. Of course, your servers are locked down such that no one logs in as root. More than one person has root access, but they login as themselves so that there is individual identifiable information and an audit trail.

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    36. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by locofungus · · Score: 1

      A trusted executor is really the way to go here. Store the passwords in an encrypted format and then give the key to a trusted party that will only unseal the encrypted database in the event that you are incapacitated.

      You don't need to go that far. Encrypt the master password with a one time pad. Send the pad to someone you trust to store it safely and keep the encrypted key.

      If you forget your password you can ask the person for thepad back but neither you nor they can get your master password from just the part you have.

      The only extra risk here is that someone will manage to compromise your part and the other part of the key. But it's likely to be fairly short and you can print it out and store it on paper and not keep an electronic copy. Also you can have two or three pads each with a different person.

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    37. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      Yes, this is really the simplest solution.

      1) store all your passwords on an encrypted thumbdrive in a secure location along with your will.
      2) give the thumbdrive master password to trusted friends/family.

      The nice thing about this method is that neither step needs to be 100%.
      The secure location can be a lockbox, around your neck, in the heater vent, or at the bottom of a box full of other thumbdrives as the thumbdrive is
      useless without the key so security by obscurity is sufficient.
      The master password can be given to a large number of people or even posted on slashdot as the master password is useless without the thumbdrive.

      To attack this you would need to both steal the thumbdrive from the secure location and know the master password which would be
      extremely easy for a family member if you are incapacitated but extremely difficult otherwise which is exactly what you want.

    38. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      No, you're really not.

      "Change your password every 6 months" comes from the same (broken) school of thought that brought us "At least one capital letter, one number, and one special character in a password of at least length 8 but no greater than length 8; the password cannot contain any spaces, unprintable characters, nor mention any politician by name nor frank references to bodily functions."

      They missed that last one on one of the systems I used to work on. Which was good, since after all the passwords it rejected, that was the only thing left to try.

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    39. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by omnichad · · Score: 1

      I update all of my system passwords

      And this is why employers should have SSO.

    40. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      A trusted executor is really the way to go here. Store the passwords in an encrypted format and then give the key to a trusted party that will only unseal the encrypted database in the event that you are incapacitated. For added security, split the key into multiple parts and give it to multiple parties. It would probably be best to transport the key in a physical format and make it clear that the importance of the document.

      In a work place setting, give the keys to supervisors that are mutually responsible for the systems in question. In a personal setting, give the keys to family members that are trusted. Be sure to provide step-by-step instructions as to how to decrypt your data. If you are so unfortunate to not have trusted family or friends, pay a law firm to administrate this service and act as your executor. For a fee, the law firm can be instructed to only unseal the data in the event that certain standards are met (such as a declaration of incompetence by N medical professionals).

      Don't forget the part of your plan where you gin up a reason for anyone to give fuck all what your passwords are. Banking or other money matters? Call the bank, verify your identity, reset your passwords. Want someone to be able to post on your facebook wall after you're dead? Something is wrong with you.

    41. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by pla · · Score: 1

      Tell me your password or you're fired.

      I've changed it to "$BossIsAMicromanagingFucktard" - But don't worry, you can reset it to whatever else you want... Just as soon as the minimum password age requirement of three months has elapsed. Oh, and by the way, I quit.

      FWIW, though, this wouldn't come up, because I wouldn't work for anyone who would try to pull crap like that in the first place.

    42. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by RKThoadan · · Score: 1

      The problem with that specific implementation is that URLs are not necessarily stable. Between mergers/buyouts and website upgrades/redesigns you really can't rely on them. It's a perfectly sound idea though, and I'm guessing you can use something other than a URL if necessary and just have to type or copy+paste it over.

      It says they have a plug-in form Chrome and IE (plus iPhone, Android and basically almost any remotely common platform).

    43. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For home, write the master password for the container on a sheet of paper and put it in a sealed envelope and label it. Leave the envelope where everyone in your household can find it, say under your monitor or router. Let everyone in your family know the password is there if needed in an emergency. If envelope is opened, change the password and repeat.

      For work, this is IT's problem, have them tell you what to do if anything. Where I work, IT can change change my password to be whatever is wanted.

    44. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by jbmartin6 · · Score: 1

      Bruce Schneier has mentioned this issue as well, his solution was to write them down and keep the paper in your wallet. After all, do you have anything that you take more care with than your wallet? I do this with some passwords, the paper doesn't specify what they are. While someone might guess they are passwords, it is some more work to figure out for what. yes, still not impossible, but breaking into my house isn't impossible either.

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    45. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by kasperd · · Score: 1

      For added security, split the key into multiple parts and give it to multiple parties.

      And to guard against losing the key in case one party is unavailable, you can make use of Shamir's Secret Sharing. For example you could share the key in 10 parts of which any 7 can be used to reconstruct the original key, but given only 6 parts they would be completely random with no connection to the key.

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    46. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by shadowrat · · Score: 2

      Well, i guess we finally have some hard proof of men being better suited for work in the tech field.

    47. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by Tool+Man · · Score: 1

      More seriously, your organization should have the ability to reset or disable any account you have there, so it's moot.Other specific knowledge should be documented anyway, but your accounts needn't be that critical.

    48. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never abused a password but I even don't want to know my SOs' passwords. If I don't know them, I can never be tempted to use them. I'm root anyway.

      You really had the high road until the last sentence.

    49. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just gave me the best idea ever: tattoo your passwords on your penis.

      This reminds me of my student days, when I was in a club called "Venix". On one particularly inubriated evening while discussing our new club T-shirts, and wondering what else type of merchandise we could come up with, one of my friends suggested to order some condoms with "Venix" printed on it, at which point another friend remarked "That would be ill advised, for most of you it would only roll down far enough to read 'Veni' ".

    50. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by fastest+fascist · · Score: 1

      A fine idea, but for the rare breed among us Slashdot readers who have sex, the penis is not the best place. I propose that the anal area is much better for most males - that way, only the TSA will see your passwords!

    51. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by Minwee · · Score: 1

      You are an IT Security person's worst nightmare with that bullshit argument, especially if you have even a fucking hint of how Windows security works,

      And you are the guy who assumed that everything runs on Windows. Also known as the IT person's worst nightmare.

    52. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by bob_super · · Score: 1

      The problem is that a crazy ex or one-night-stand would know your passwords.
      And that's really who you don't want knowing them.

    53. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by hodet · · Score: 1

      No, this is the totally wrong approach. You should never give your passwords to your supervisor and you should sure as hell not write it anywhere for the secretary to access. Your supervisor should have the necessary delegation to request a password reset of your accounts if you are indisposed. As for the original question from the submitter you can't lump in all passwords into the same category. Some can be easily reset with an email as long as someone can access your email if needed (slashdot, netflix etc etc). Low level stuff can be saved in a Truecrypt container accessible to your wife/brother/sister or whatever with a hard copy in your safety deposit box.

      For higher level stuff like your banking information, your Executor or Power of Attorney (heaven forbid slobber slobber) could go to your bank with the proper legal documents and medical/death certificate and be provided access. Never give your passwords to your lawyer, jesus! Not saying that all lawyers are psychopaths but many psychopaths become lawyers.

    54. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by hodet · · Score: 1

      And they are well hidden in the palm of your hand.

    55. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by TeknoHog · · Score: 2

      So you're hung like a correct horse, with a battery staple?

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    56. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by Golddess · · Score: 1

      Only if you are King Missile.

      (I really hope that page is what I think it is. It was linked to from the King Missile page, but I'm not in a position to actually check it for myself.)

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    57. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      Frankly, the passwords that do not matter (do not give access to finances or other *really important* stuff) -- letting the browser remember them (protected with a master password) is fine. Or use one of the "lastpass" or "keypass" style solutions. In fact, for 99% of websites that I visit, the password is just random jibberish (15-25 random alphanumeric characters). I don't care if I can't remember it, because various software solutions do that for me.

      For the more secure stuff, GPG encrypted ASCII blocks stored in text files is the best approach. You can encrypt a particular account's information with multiple GPG keys to allow multiple people to unlock it. The ASCII blocks are easily emailed around and can be printed to *paper* and stored in a file cabinet / fire safe / safe deposit box as a worst-case backup plan. We actually store our ASCII text files in a version control system, which simplifies things.

      Naturally, with the GPG or any other software approach, it is only as strong as your pass phrase that protects the content. And just like passwords, it is vulnerabile to key logging software/hardware.

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    58. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by erp_consultant · · Score: 1

      Further...if I were the boss I would not want to know the passwords of anyone that reports to me. If one of those employees turns out to be a rogue employee that has done some sort of damage I would become a suspect if it is discovered that I also knew the password. As others have mentioned, the boss should only have the power to change a password. And if I did have to change the password for some reason you can be sure that I will have the proper authorizations (including folks in the HR department) before proceeding. Just proper auditing procedures is all it is.

    59. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, that's how some of Snowden's data came out (dumb people working for the NSA, thankfully).
      Nobody needs your password, the only uses are to incriminate you of something or getting access to something they shouldn't have. For everything else you just reset the password.

    60. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      True, I did forget to mention that. I've had some issues when sites/forums I use do move into the big "borg collectives" (Curse, Wikia, etc...). Even then, it's just as you said, you can manually input the old url (I think it's just the host name, IIRC) to get the old password long enough to log in to reset it.

      IIRC the chrome and IE versions are standalone - no auto-populate function. And I *know* the Android app is.

    61. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if I'm a girl, you insensitive clod?

    62. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You really had the high road until the last sentence.

      I would love to educate her on the finer points of systems administration, and she would rather I fix her computer when there is a problem with it, and will trade some security. Luckily, I am a scrupulous fellow when it comes to other people's data.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    63. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what you get for being uncircumcised.

    64. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if I'm a girl, you insensitive clod?

      Then there are surgical procedures that can correct your disability.

    65. Re:A piece of paper in a drawer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      do I have any physical place where someone finding out my passwords would be the least of my concerns? If you have a place like that, store your passwords there.

      You just gave me the best idea ever: tattoo your passwords on your penis. The chance of losing it is small when compared to the chances of losing a notebook or piece of paper, it's a private location and chances are social engineering industrial espionage attempts will have to get pretty interesting. I can see only two minor problems with my plan: first, you might not be able to fit strong passwords in there. If you end up only being able to fit easy to brute force passwords, I suggest you use the old piece of paper method, and maybe a pump. Second, your work may be one of those that use five or six different systems, all with different passwords, and rotate them on a monthly basis. You can still stick with the idea, but oh, boy, you're going to be sore.

      Thing is, it's pretty cold where I am, so in order to read the passwords I've stored on there, I have to look at some porn. This presents a problem, since I can't log into my favorite porn sites until I've retrieved my passwords.

  5. "I forgot my password" functions by Sockatume · · Score: 0

    Figure out how you can recover your password for every service and system you use, at the time when you first set up the account

    1) You have every chance of just plain forgetting the password in the first place.
    2) It's your way to recover your account if it's compromised.
    3) It's a potential vulnerability in the first place.
    4) It's almost impossible to figure out how you have things set up if you didn't sit down and lay things out properly in the beginning

    If all your accounts send their password recovery emails to the same Gmail account, and that account doesn't have TFA, or it has TFA and you've never bothered to print off the master codes, you're saving yourself very little effort in exchange for the distinct possibility of completely screwing yourself over at a later date.

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    1. Re:"I forgot my password" functions by fph+il+quozientatore · · Score: 1

      Figure out how you can recover your password for every service and system you use, at the time when you first set up the account

      Full disk encryption says hi.

      --
      My first program:

      Hell Segmentation fault

    2. Re:"I forgot my password" functions by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

      Full disk encryption says hi.

      Software deprecation says hi too: have you ever tried to read a cryptoloop-encrypted volume with a recent Linux kernel? Good luck with that.

      --
      "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
    3. Re:"I forgot my password" functions by fph+il+quozientatore · · Score: 1

      I fail to see how it's relevant. My point is that FDE does not come with a "forgotten password? Nullo problemo, tell me your mother's maiden name" function.

      --
      My first program:

      Hell Segmentation fault

    4. Re:"I forgot my password" functions by omnichad · · Score: 1

      So go ahead and store an ISO or physical disc of a distro that does. And the specs of the hardware that would have to be emulated to run it.

  6. Basic Master Password stored on a piece of paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I have a master password which i then encode with a simple cypher of adding letters together. e.g. A + B = D.

    I then get a sentence from a book/movie etc and essentially add these together:
    myveryspecialpasswordisawesome
    ALLYOURBASEAREBELONGTOUS

    I then just stored the encoded version on a piece of paper around the house for example with a hint?
    adsfaudfjuasdfjadsufadsfjadsfdsaf, Air force ....?

  7. My passwords do not... by jw3 · · Score: 1, Funny

    ...suffer from amnesia. Passwords generally don't, so I would not worry about that particular problem.

    And now excuse me, I need to water my keyboard.

  8. Do what Jason Bourne did by wisebabo · · Score: 4, Informative

    Tattoo your safe deposit bank number (the bank of which required your biometric identity to get into the vault) on your arm. Maybe you should also tattoo the name of the bank (and address?) there, I seem to remember that he had problems remembering he had a safe deposit box there.

    1. Re:Do what Jason Bourne did by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Tattoo your safe deposit bank number (the bank of which required your biometric identity to get into the vault) on your arm. Maybe you should also tattoo the name of the bank (and address?) there,

      ...and then never wear short sleeves in public or go swimming for the rest of your life.

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      No sig today...
    2. Re:Do what Jason Bourne did by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Save a plain .txt file in a micro SD card, then cut open a slit between your skull and scalp and insert the micro SD card in there.
      Take Spectinomycin for 10 days and then get a wig until your hair grows back.

    3. Re:Do what Jason Bourne did by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tattoo it on your dog instead (works on cats too, but you'll have to stick to short passwords and be prepared for a lifetime of feline hatred). Or, on some guy's back that you really hate and manage to get drunk one night. It would make retrieving the password a little awkward if you're a guy though.

    4. Re:Do what Jason Bourne did by isorox · · Score: 2

      Tattoo your safe deposit bank number (the bank of which required your biometric identity to get into the vault) on your arm. Maybe you should also tattoo the name of the bank (and address?) there, I seem to remember that he had problems remembering he had a safe deposit box there.

      Make sure the biometrics isn't fingerprins from the same arm, otherwise someone may chop your arm off and get both the bank name and the fingerprints in one go. People will do anything to get to your funny kitty pics on instagram.

    5. Re:Do what Jason Bourne did by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just those three? Why not go full Memento?

    6. Re:Do what Jason Bourne did by fisted · · Score: 1

      Your post gave me a very hilarious picture of someone entering a bank and, when asked for the deposit number, pulling a chopped-off arm out of their backpack just to read off the number tattoo'd on it.
      Smarter criminals, might just, you know, cut out the patch of skin containing the number..... ;)

    7. Re:Do what Jason Bourne did by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      We're not Jason Bourne though, we don't have vital information. The summary mentions "data loss catastrophe". Just what is catastrophic about that for 99.999% of people? If my house burns down that it catastrophic; if I keep the house and belongings but I lose all my passwords, it is not catastrophic it is merely disappointing. I waste time heading to the bank to reset passwords, call up the ISP, call up an MMO, lose access to all those forums I never go to (or else have to click "reset" buttons on them), etc. Meanwhile I keep the things that are valuable to me; my money, my possessions, etc. If instead I also lose all my data and backups, that's more annoying but still not catastrophic.

    8. Re:Do what Jason Bourne did by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using UV sensible paint, make things simple and only needs to kill tatoo artist after him finish his artwork.

  9. Nice try by sc0rpi0n · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Nice try, NSA!

  10. Hire a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Store your passwords that are that important with a lawyer. That's what they're there for.

    1. Re:Hire a lawyer by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'd rather give my password to a russian hacker than to a lawyer. The former is probably more trustworthy...

      --
      "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
    2. Re:Hire a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought that's what a notary is for.

    3. Re:Hire a lawyer by fph+il+quozientatore · · Score: 1

      Especially considering that the average lawyer uses Windows XP with no antivirus and a dozen toolbars installed...

      --
      My first program:

      Hell Segmentation fault

    4. Re:Hire a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't hire a lawyer. Find one with similar interests who can become a friend. I have one such, and I would trust him with this sort of stuff. We also play together in a bluegrass band and commute together most days on the same train, so we have plenty of "bonding" time. Over the 7+ years we have known each other, we have developed a level of trust that would allow such a thing to be done - entrusting him with the keys to my digital kingdom - after all, as his "tech guru", he has entrusted his, and those of his law firm, with me! :-)

    5. Re:Hire a lawyer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly, this is true in the real world. I've worked with lots of lawyers, they do this shit daily.

  11. Sealed Envelope by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    IIRC, Nemeth, Hein, Snyder, and Whaley suggest a sealed envelope in a safe (or locked away in a safe place). As soon as the seal's broken, you know that the person(s) who know(s) the combination/has the key indeed needed access to the password (in an emergency), so you may want to change the password in the future.

    1. Re:Sealed Envelope by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Put it in a box with a one-time lock (can only be locked once, yes, they exist...).

      That way you can tell if anybody else has ever opened it.

      Lock it in an ordinary safe then drill a hole through the key and get a jeweller to fit an engraved metal ring through the hole. The only way to use the key is to break the ring. Or lock it in the safe then cover the key with sealing wax and sign it (no, they're not 100% foolproof but they're probably good enough).

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      No sig today...
    2. Re:Sealed Envelope by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      If you have amnesia:

      1) How would you remember where you put it?

      2) How would you know if it's been taken?

      3) How would you remember that you used a sealed envelope (or one-time lock, or similar trick)?

      --
      Science is all about firing a drunk pig out of a cannon just to see what happens.
    3. Re:Sealed Envelope by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Simple: You tell somebody else when you do it.

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      No sig today...
    4. Re:Sealed Envelope by Pope · · Score: 1

      If you have a safe deposit box at Bank A, chances are you'll eventually get snail mail from them. Hey, what do you know, you also happen to have a safety deposit box key with Bank A!

      --
      It doesn't mean much now, it's built for the future.
  12. encrypted with master password known to my wife by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My password list is encrypted with a master password.
    My wife knows the master password
    In case that she has amnesia too, the master password is tied to a event in my live. When I(or somebody else) can remember that event i can regenerated the master password.

  13. Keep it on a piece of paper by MindPrison · · Score: 1

    It's generally wiser to keep passwords inside the head rather than on a file - encrypted or otherwise. But if you can't do that, keep it on a piece of paper, and if you're worried about others seeing your paper, well, lock it up somewhere safe, and if you're truly paranoid, you could always write your password with a system that only you know...example: if your password would be 15821e2a you could write 26932f3b instead, and only YOU know that you only shifted the numbers and characters one number ahead, you could do this to each second character in your code, or according to your own system. Your brain is the limit!

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    What this world is coming to - is for you and me to decide.
    1. Re:Keep it on a piece of paper by Joce640k · · Score: 2

      Your brain is the limit!

      Sure, unless you wake up with memory loss (it can happen, it seems you forgot the words of the summary while you were writing that!!)

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      No sig today...
    2. Re:Keep it on a piece of paper by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

      keep passwords inside the head rather than on a file - encrypted or otherwise. But if you can't do that, keep it on a piece of paper, and if you're worried about others seeing your paper, well, lock it up somewhere safe

      Let's see: in a safe with a combination lock perhaps?

      --
      "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
    3. Re:Keep it on a piece of paper by MindPrison · · Score: 1

      I know, it has actually happened to me ;) Once, I was on my way to a convention to purchase some electronic components, and I've actually forgotten my VISA pin-code. It was so silly, I've NEVER forgotten that code before, I used it on a daily basis and couldn't for the life of me understand why it was gone. Then I had a system (which I fortunately remembered), how I actually made up those numbers in the first place, and that could re-generate that code for me. But of course, if I had TOTAL amnesia, then I'd have very different problems than just remembering a few passwords.

      --
      What this world is coming to - is for you and me to decide.
    4. Re:Keep it on a piece of paper by gsslay · · Score: 1

      Isn't the whole point of the OP's question that you don't know you shifted the numbers and characters?

      Same applies if you need others to access the password in the event of your death. They need to be in on the secret too.

    5. Re:Keep it on a piece of paper by MindPrison · · Score: 1

      keep passwords inside the head rather than on a file - encrypted or otherwise. But if you can't do that, keep it on a piece of paper, and if you're worried about others seeing your paper, well, lock it up somewhere safe

      Let's see: in a safe with a combination lock perhaps?

      I just use a key.

      --
      What this world is coming to - is for you and me to decide.
    6. Re:Keep it on a piece of paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure. After all, if you forget the combination, you can still use a welding torch to open it.

    7. Re:Keep it on a piece of paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now if you just could remember where you hid the key ...

    8. Re:Keep it on a piece of paper by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Heh! Once my mom was looking at houses and reading addresses. Then we went to her ATM. Oops, she forgot her PIN. Too many other numbers floating around. Luckily, she had it somewhere at home.

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      Slow down, cowboy! It has been 4 hours since you last posted. You must wait another few hours.
  14. Use mooltipass by mathieu.stephan · · Score: 5, Interesting

    At Hackaday we're actually developing a solution that could work in your case. The concept behind this product is to minimize the number of ways your passwords can be compromised, while generating and storing long and complex random passwords for the different websites you use daily. It is designed to be as small as possible so it can fit in your pocket. The Mooltipass is composed of one main device and a smartcard. On the device are stored your AES-256 encrypted passwords. The smartcard is a read protected EEPROM that needs a PIN code to unlock its contents (AES-256 key + a few websites credentials). As with your credit card, too many tries will permanently lock the smart card. Therefore, you'd only need to share your PIN code with your husband/wife (5 to 6 numbers) And the whole project is open source.... http://hackaday.com/tag/developed-on-hackaday/

    1. Re:Use mooltipass by Custard+Horse · · Score: 1

      Therefore, you'd only need to share your PIN code with your husband/wife (5 to 6 numbers)

      Husband/wife? This is slashdot you know...

    2. Re:Use mooltipass by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 2

      I think he meant THE husband / wife, I.E., dad and mom. You could just ask her when she brings down your sandwich.

    3. Re:Use mooltipass by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Husband/wife? This is slashdot you know...

      Dude, do not interrupt the LeeLoo Dallas Mooltipass vibe we got goin' on here.

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      My God, it's Full of Source!
      OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
    4. Re:Use mooltipass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Therefore, you'd only need to share your PIN code with your husband/wife (5 to 6 numbers)

      Husband/wife? This is slashdot you know...

      lol

  15. Just Use Post it notes by PsyMan · · Score: 0

    Write them all on post it notes and stick them to the edge of your monitor. Seems to work for all of the managers where I work.

  16. It's not a bug, it's a feature! by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 1

    Suppose you did indeed have an amnesia-proof password store. And then you get into a situation where you are scared to death (jackbooted thugs breaking into your house in the middle of the night, drag you off to some scary Cuban shore, ...) and you are so frightened by the ordeal that you forget your valuable passwords. So fine so good. But then there's you're amnesia-proof solution, which brings your memories back. oops.

    1. Re:It's not a bug, it's a feature! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is the kind of drek that gets posted on a "tech site" these days.

    2. Re:It's not a bug, it's a feature! by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Suppose you did indeed have an amnesia-proof password store. And then you get into a situation where you are scared to death (jackbooted thugs breaking into your house in the middle of the night, drag you off to some scary Cuban shore, ...) and you are so frightened by the ordeal that you forget your valuable passwords. So fine so good. But then there's you're amnesia-proof solution, which brings your memories back. oops.

      They're going to drag you off to Cuba to get your Facebook password?

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  17. Just by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    write down some of the letters/numbers, enough to trigger your memory of the whole password but not enough for anyone to know what it could possible be.

  18. Why is "forgetting" such a problem apparently? by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 2

    It's very easy to create unique passwords that are hard to guess, and completely trivial to remember. My method is this:

    - I have a 4 "stems" that are the first letters of 4 lines of poetry I remember from school. one stem is used for "very personal" things (ssh private key passwords for instance), another for login on "trusted" machines (my servers), and a third to use on various websites I trust moderately, and a fourth is a "junk" stem to use on shite websites (hotmail and the likes).

    - To each stems, I append 2 digits (always the same)

    - I prefix each stem with the first 3 letters of my username, and I append the 3 first letters of the machine's name, or website name I'm logging onto, after the digits.

    - Finally, I append the number of letters in the machine name or website name (sans www. or .com).

    The passwords that I create that way are reasonably secure, usually unique, and all I have to remember is a poem, my username for a particular machine/website (those I can store somewhere in plain text just in case) and the method to derive the corresponding password.

    I have kajillions of passwords, and zero trouble remembering them. How hard can it be? I've never felt the need for a password storage solution of any kind.

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    "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
    1. Re:Why is "forgetting" such a problem apparently? by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

      It's very easy to create unique passwords that are hard to guess, and completely trivial to remember. My method is this:

      - I have a 4 "stems" that are the first letters of 4 lines of poetry I remember from school. one stem is used for "very personal" things (ssh private key passwords for instance), another for login on "trusted" machines (my servers), and a third to use on various websites I trust moderately, and a fourth is a "junk" stem to use on shite websites (hotmail and the likes).

      - To each stems, I append 2 digits (always the same)

      - I prefix each stem with the first 3 letters of my username, and I append the 3 first letters of the machine's name, or website name I'm logging onto, after the digits.

      - Finally, I append the number of letters in the machine name or website name (sans www. or .com).

      The passwords that I create that way are reasonably secure, usually unique, and all I have to remember is a poem, my username for a particular machine/website (those I can store somewhere in plain text just in case) and the method to derive the corresponding password.

      I have kajillions of passwords, and zero trouble remembering them. How hard can it be? I've never felt the need for a password storage solution of any kind.

      Hey, that's great ... {scribble} ... what was that middle one again?

    2. Re:Why is "forgetting" such a problem apparently? by OolimPhon · · Score: 4, Insightful

      "All I have to remember is a poem".

      This won't necessarily work if you have amnesia! Poem? What do I need a poem for? And all that stem/prefix/append process, if you have amnesia, what's that all about?

      If your passwords, and your password generating method, are kept solely inside your head, then that is a single point of failure. Fall off a bike and it may be gone. For ever. The point is to be able to somehow reconstruct your passwords if you can't remember!

    3. Re:Why is "forgetting" such a problem apparently? by Rosco+P.+Coltrane · · Score: 1

      The point is, I've used that poem and that method for so many years, and it's such a simple system, that it might be the one thing I'll remember first if I have amnesia.

      But you're right, at the end of the day, you have to choose between a single point of failure in your head or outside your head. I think the odds of compromising your passwords because your trusted relative, friend, attorney... wasn't so trustworthy or careful is far greater than having amnesia.

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      "A door is what a dog is perpetually on the wrong side of" - Ogden Nash
    4. Re:Why is "forgetting" such a problem apparently? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is all very well but then if you have to change each password every month and you cannot have the same password for the last 6 month or a similar password - it must be 50-75% different to previous 6 passwords

    5. Re:Why is "forgetting" such a problem apparently? by pspahn · · Score: 1

      Even simpler is to use the physical address of where the machine you're using is located along with some special characters or other variety for good measure.

      For example: 19Th&WashingtonAve@50224!

      It's rather trivial to remember, and if you can come up with your own basic pattern, it becomes easy to manage a bunch of different passwords for different things in your life.

      --
      Someone flopped a steamer in the gene pool.
    6. Re:Why is "forgetting" such a problem apparently? by Kjella · · Score: 2

      The point is, I've used that poem and that method for so many years, and it's such a simple system, that it might be the one thing I'll remember first if I have amnesia.

      Perhaps, perhaps not. I have a relative who suffered some brain trauma, he had to relearn parts of his vocabulary and while he'd fairly quickly relearn that an apple is an apple, any passwords, codes or combinations that only he'd known was blasted into oblivion. If that happened to me I'd lose everything on my computer since I use full disk encryption and nobody else knows the key. And it's not so easy to solve, because even if I wrote it down I might not remember that I did, where I hid it or who I gave it to for safekeeping. Essentially you need the trusted person to come to you, "I heard you hit your head pretty bad, do you still remember your password? You gave it to me for safekeeping." which narrows down the list a lot. So far I've decided to still take my chances.

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    7. Re:Why is "forgetting" such a problem apparently? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So getting to know only one of your passwords, along with this algorithm you just gave us, is sufficient to compromise all of your passwords... Not very secure, is it?

    8. Re:Why is "forgetting" such a problem apparently? by isorox · · Score: 1

      It's very easy to create unique passwords that are hard to guess, and completely trivial to remember. My method is this:

      - I have a 4 "stems" that are the first letters of 4 lines of poetry I remember from school. one stem is used for "very personal" things (ssh private key passwords for instance), another for login on "trusted" machines (my servers), and a third to use on various websites I trust moderately, and a fourth is a "junk" stem to use on shite websites (hotmail and the likes).

      - To each stems, I append 2 digits (always the same)

      - I prefix each stem with the first 3 letters of my username, and I append the 3 first letters of the machine's name, or website name I'm logging onto, after the digits.

      - Finally, I append the number of letters in the machine name or website name (sans www. or .com).

      The passwords that I create that way are reasonably secure, usually unique, and all I have to remember is a poem, my username for a particular machine/website (those I can store somewhere in plain text just in case) and the method to derive the corresponding password.

      I have kajillions of passwords, and zero trouble remembering them. How hard can it be? I've never felt the need for a password storage solution of any kind.

      I have a similar system. It breaks down occasionally. One website I had to use insisted on between 6 and 10 characters, no symbols, no upper case, but had to have numbers. WTF?!

      Several email you the password, which means they store it in plain text. Yes, your system will hopefully categorise these into the "junk" group, but it's still a problem.

    9. Re:Why is "forgetting" such a problem apparently? by Repentinus · · Score: 1

      You do realise that anyone who knows your usernames has to try at most 26*10*10 passwords to gain access to any service you make use of? Obscurity would have certainly been better than full disclosure in your case...

    10. Re:Why is "forgetting" such a problem apparently? by Arrepiadd · · Score: 1

      All he needs to do now is give the poem, but just the poem, to one person he trusts and these instructions he just posted to someone else. When he has amnesia, person 1 brings one side of the solution to his problem and person 2 brings the other side. Sure, they could look for the other, but they don't necessarily have to know each other. He can give the poem to a work colleague and the algorithm to a close friend. Both will know when he almost dies, but won't necessarily know how to find each other out.

      Of course there is still the possibility of them being curious enough, but unless he has 1 billion dollars in his bank account (or something else super-interesting) it may simply be not worth the trouble (and since he knows the people around him, he can choose the ones most likely to not even bother with it). And it definitely beats my system... since I create random passwords, I cannot give anything but the actual key.

    11. Re:Why is "forgetting" such a problem apparently? by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      Yup. I know somebody who had a stroke which resulted in aphasia. That actually isn't a memory loss so much as an ability to use language of any kind. I did manage to help them remember their password, and in this case they were fortunate to have used variations on a single password for everything online. It involved a lot of charades, however.

      They didn't even remember their spouse's or kids' names, so forget the poem idea.

      If they actually did have amnesia then best of luck. There would have been no way to recover it unless it were written down in some fashion, or protected by some other form of escrow/authentication/etc.

    12. Re:Why is "forgetting" such a problem apparently? by rla3rd · · Score: 1

      There once was a man from Peru, who fell asleep in his canoe....

    13. Re:Why is "forgetting" such a problem apparently? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was using a similar method, and it was really nice, but that's not secure anymore. If any site stored your password in an unencrypted format (and one of them will), and if they're compromised (and one of them probably will be) then that attacker now knows your username and 90% of the characters in one of your main password lines. Apparently it's pretty easy to use that as a seed to brute force it anywhere else you use that username and root password. Sorry, can't find a link to the article - I think I saw it on here a couple months ago.

      So I still do the same thing, I just replaced my "high security" tier with something that's hopefully a lot less susceptible to this attack. I also mistype it about 25% of the time, so YMMV...

    14. Re:Why is "forgetting" such a problem apparently? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is, I've used that poem and that method for so many years, and it's such a simple system, that it might be the one thing I'll remember first if I have amnesia.

      You seem to have no idea how amnesia works. You don't get to choose what you'll remember and what you forget, neither can it be predicted in any way. It's just as likely the things you'll remember are when to water your plants, the name of that red cat you had when you were 13 years old, or the number plate of your mom's car. Your system is flawed from the ground up and the chance of it working is probably as big as you winning the lottery in the first drawing after your amnesia.

      In addition, by relying on poetry, your system is not only vulnerable to amnesia, but also to every single form of brain damage that affects speach and/or reading.

    15. Re:Why is "forgetting" such a problem apparently? by omnichad · · Score: 1

      That's 36*10*10, including digits as his does.

  19. Write them down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I write down all my personal passwords. I know people say not to do this, but if they have physical access to your home then you are already screwed.

    1. Re:Write them down by CFBMoo1 · · Score: 1

      A lot of people want to use electronic stores for passwords on their computers. I think that is more dangerous given how connected machines are these days than a piece of paper that can't be hacked in to electronically from a remote connection. Paper is the best way to keep them so long as the paper is out of sight and locked away when not in use.

      --
      ~~ Behold the flying cow with a rail gun! ~~
    2. Re: Write them down by hoifelot · · Score: 1

      Depends on the paper. Might have been intercepted by NSA under its TAO program. In that case, you might have network connected paper.

  20. I did something really clever by Chrisq · · Score: 3, Funny

    I did something really clever with my password list .... I'm darned if I can remember what though.

    1. Re:I did something really clever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I did something really clever with my password list .... I'm darned if I can remember what though.

      You emailed the list to me for safekeeping. Just send $10,000 (plus shipping and handling) to my paypal account, and I'll send it right back to you!

    2. Re:I did something really clever by Chrisq · · Score: 4, Funny

      I did something really clever with my password list .... I'm darned if I can remember what though.

      You emailed the list to me for safekeeping. Just send $10,000 (plus shipping and handling) to my paypal account, and I'll send it right back to you!

      Sure ... just tell me my paypal password first, I can't remember it!

  21. Republican answer by korbulon · · Score: 3, Funny

    Try not getting amnesia in the first place! Whore!

    1. Re:Republican answer by cgimusic · · Score: 1

      If it's legitimate amnesia the body has ways of making you remember.

  22. Always wear a helmet by indivisible · · Score: 1

    Always wear a helmet

  23. Use PwdHash by sgtpep · · Score: 1

    Remember the only password and encode it to multiple unique passwords per website using PwdHash (browser addons are recommended).

    1. Re:Use PwdHash by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      How do you remember the master password? Let's skip amnesia (which may not be total, but would almost certainly include forgetting a password) and just assume you're dead.

      --
      Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
  24. What use with amnesia? by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

    Passwords are of no use if you have amnesia, because you don't have a clue what they are for.

    But with any security question, there are always events where you say "if X happens, then you have lost and there is no point in trying to mitigate". For example, if people break into your house willing to beat you up for your passwords and kill you if you don't give them out, then you have lost.

    Write your private passwords on paper, hide them somewhere in your house, if you want deposit a copy at your work place in case the house burns down (if you have a work place with your own desk that can hold private stuff), and lay off the paranoia.

  25. I do not discuss matters of security by gsslay · · Score: 1

    I have a solution for this scenario, and equally for my sudden death.

    Can't tell you what it is, obviously, as that would compromise it. Not much help, I know. But that's how security works.

    1. Re:I do not discuss matters of security by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a solution for this scenario, and equally for my sudden death.

      Can't tell you what it is, obviously, as that would compromise it. Not much help, I know. But that's how security works.

      Actually, that "security through obscurity" approach is exactly how security does NOT work :-)

    2. Re:I do not discuss matters of security by itsdapead · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, that "security through obscurity" approach is exactly how security does NOT work :-)

      Funny. Relying on a password that nobody else knows sounds like "security through obscurity" to me.

      --
      In a survey of 100 programmers, 111111 thought that duck-typing was a good idea.
    3. Re:I do not discuss matters of security by FatLittleMonkey · · Score: 1

      Relying on a password that nobody else knows sounds like "security through obscurity" to me.

      You haven't seen my password.

      --
      Science is all about firing a drunk pig out of a cannon just to see what happens.
    4. Re:I do not discuss matters of security by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      There's a difference between "the method must be kept secret" and "the input/outputs must be kept secret."

    5. Re:I do not discuss matters of security by gsslay · · Score: 1

      It's not security through obscurity. It's security through secrecy.

    6. Re:I do not discuss matters of security by itsdapead · · Score: 1

      There's a difference between "the method must be kept secret" and "the input/outputs must be kept secret."

      Until you look beyond the pretty math to the messy human factors - such as how a typical person can be expected to remember a secure password such as apH03$zQ9*%fT and their reluctance to accept "tough" as an answer when they forget. Then the best open-source encryption algorithm in the world is reduced to "don't tell anybody about the envelope at the back of the filing cabinet".

      --
      In a survey of 100 programmers, 111111 thought that duck-typing was a good idea.
  26. Depends upon the situation ... by MacTO · · Score: 1

    In the case of my employer, I got lucky: the administrative passwords were placed in a signed and sealed envelope in case anything critical happened. It worked because they knew how to handle confidential data and acknowledged that I was the only one who should have access to those passwords (unless something critical happened).

    In the case of important personal passwords (e.g. financial institutions), you could write it down and place it in a safe. You're letting the bank handle the security in that case, and it is physical security, so there is a lot less to worry about in that case.

    For the most part though, my personal passwords are not a huge concern. Passwords for sites like Slashdot can be recorded non-securely, or not recorded and forgotten, without significant consequence. (My choice is to not record and risk forgetting. Other people may stick them in a notebook in their desk.)

    1. Re:Depends upon the situation ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Other people may stick them in a notebook in their desk.

      Hey, shut up!

  27. My Solution by Bazman · · Score: 1

    I keep my pa55w0rd hidden in plain sight.

    1. Re:My Solution by master5o1 · · Score: 1

      My passwords are the domain name backwards.

      gro.todhsals

      --
      signature is pants
    2. Re:My Solution by worf_mo · · Score: 1

      I keep my ******** hidden in plain sight.

      Doesn't seem to work :(

  28. Vacation. by leuk_he · · Score: 2

    The real story:

    You have a good password, that changes every 2 months. It is complex, and the previous password does not look like the current password.

    Then you come back from a 2 week vacation and you have only 3 tries to remember your password.

    happens way too often.

    1. Re:Vacation. by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      Easy - password manager with local access only.

      More cumbersome but simple - text file in a truecrypt container with the master password kept in your wallet. Bonus points: you use a combination of your drivers licence number and the type and number of your most used credit card as the master password (that way if you lose your wallet you can still recover your password, but its going to have letters, numbers, and be about 30 characters long).

      For the paranoid, a text file stored in a truecrypt container stored in your desktop background image file using steganography. Okay, that last part is just for a good movie storyline; you'd put it somewhere better - like uuencoding it and storing it in a series of non-consecutive series keys in the Windows registry. God knows you can't find shit in there even if you know what you're looking for.

      --
      Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
    2. Re:Vacation. by leuk_he · · Score: 1

      Just one thing. Work password one would store in a work containers. However to start accessing that one first has to log in to windows domain.....

      after that keepass can dot its work... after that...

    3. Re:Vacation. by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      That's why you always put your workstation login password on a post-it that is permanently taped to the monitor. Jeesh - it's like you've never been in an office before! ;-)

      Okay...here's the solution to this problem which I made up when I worked at NASA and we had similar draconian requirements on our passwords for a while. Generate a plaintext file, say 400 characters long. Here's an example*:

      R29fzI4iPxr6mq66fBGvO99kX5jofEYVEB CeIHmcDMkhEazDXqZnN67MMyyb7oeq5cz5njvFJsfDJtzb
      --this was inserted to eliminate the /. filter error--
      0oi4l2h0ORPMuwWeGic1dOmvRtLp0Jc2 iR3ozourXWsUvIwHQptHH6TnNOGaJZSsuO4BjG8Qm9yHGnUq
      --this was inserted to eliminate the /. filter error--
      E8cYIFZRxhwRaXmEDZeuOh4TlmgxHmU NRnYi2aoS6hbrL6PXIYCcnnAfxqsJf8qJwJTm3lLUCiPlJwgj
      --this was inserted to eliminate the /. filter error--
      G483gcZVpmVB61zM5XGC24BJzmB7wj WqfowiOgh8aAwFZw16fkPcP8a8ygz8w9tXoVbX6dFcP8fUHZBc
      --this was inserted to eliminate the /. filter error--
      EGiCBqKlHBLb8JHCEnwd9Wxob6KnS5c QDAJ1jZLWEvQVCZipqsFzAkYVO2zyCfW2eSFJzfVz8v2sZ7Gh

      Print this out and put a copy in your wallet, a copy in your desk, and a copy at home. Heck, put it in a text file on your phone, too.

      Choose a 12 character password (this is your workstation, not the nuclear launch control center) from somewhere in this string. When the password times out, choose another. You can double the life of the cipher by using backwards too, and add a touch of crazy by appending a symbol if you really need to (you can even choose the symbol by appending the shifted number that correlates to the line where the password starts or ends if you need a rule, or just use the same one every time). After using your password for a short period (aka by the time you've memorized it), you'll easily recognize the pattern and be able to "recover" your password from among the full string. If your concern is being locked out after 3 tries, you'd be pretty safe letting this just lie about anywhere since the chances of choosing not just your starting point but your length in 3 tries is diminishingly small.

      *note:I wrote a program which randomly generated characters, but also checked (and re-selected a number/letter) to ensure that every string of my chosen size met the criteria (1 number, 1 uppercase, 1 lowercase). The above example was just random.

      --
      Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
  29. Write it down. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really,

    Write it down and keep it in your home.
    Chances of someone breaking into your home and stealing your password are very, very slim...

  30. In Real LIfe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Create an encrypted master password file with a key that only I could possible know and would be unlikely to forget. Some thing like what I remember from my first plane trip (DC6Flt405SFOtoLAX) when I was eight years old. In real life if I was so badly hurt that I couldn't remember the master password, anything protected with a password would most likely be of little use to me anyway.

  31. Re:Basic Master Password stored on a piece of pape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hints are nice, but also problematic: If they are too obvious, others can easily figure out the password. If they are too cryptic, you may later not be able to make sense of them yourself (happened to me, actually).

  32. don't bother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't want me touching my stuff.

    1. Re:don't bother by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nobody else wants you touching your stuff either...Put it away!

  33. Biometrics silly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have a laptop with a fingerprint scanner, set it up with all your passwords (lenovo thinkpads do very well for this), no more worries.

    Now if you lose both of your arms, well, we can't help you.

  34. I am Quaid! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hauser is the guy with amnesia. I had a plan to protect my passwords, but Kuato talked me out of it.

  35. My hands think for themselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You want to know something weird?
    I have passwords that my hands can type but my brain doesn't actually know.
    If you asked me to write them down I wouldn't be able, but if you asked me to type them I could do it in seconds without even thinking.

  36. Tattoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Tattoo it on your wang.

    1. Re:Tattoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tattoo it on your wang.

      but my password is six characterless long, how can i possibly fit it on.

    2. Re:Tattoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently it's not "Welcome Aboard"...

  37. Re:Don't need even that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Everyone forgets passwords once in a while.
    Personal Passwords? Most of them can be reset. That is, if that email address still exists. Otherwise it probably wasn't important enough anyway.
    Job passwords? Can be reset
    Government related passwords (like DigiD in the Netherlands)? Reset it online and they'll send you a reset code via ye olde mail
    My girlfriend suffered from a cerebral hemorrhage a couple of years ago.
    Trying to get a new bank pass (she also forgot her PIN) was way more difficult than online stuff recovery.

  38. Formula? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd suggest a formula comprised of website name / or url and a number between 1 and 10 which allows for nice shifting around of letters.
    Keep the formula safe somewhere on paper under your bed or in safe ;-)

    It has allowed me to keep track of about 60 login sites i've been to. In the past 15 years.
    Not always you get the option to decide your own password these sites annoy the hell out of me. They are however becoming increasingly rare but in workplaces you sometimes get handed down an account including password which is not changable //. grmbl.

  39. Cryptolocker by john.burton1765 · · Score: 1

    All my disks are encrypted by the cryptolocker virus. That way I can get them unencrypted for the low low price of 2 bitcoins without having to remember any passwords :)

  40. eeee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Life defining moments as the hints that you'll only get.

    3g Yellow Car - To you that means nothing however to me it means "in third grade my evil bitch teacher took away my yellow crayon car which made me cry" I do that with a master file just in case because it's just one of those things you're probably never gonna forget. I have to do it like that because my mind is burnt from years of hardcore drug abuse and new memories fade fast.

    1. Re:eeee by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      3g Yellow Car - To you that means nothing

      I thought it was Google moving into self-driving taxis.

  41. Don't do anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Suffering temporary amnesia is a golden opportunity to start fresh.

  42. Ask NSA by ZeRu · · Score: 1, Funny

    Just ask NSA for your passwords, since they probably know them all.
    Not sure if they will want to reveal them to you, though.

    --
    If you post as an AC, don't expect me to spend a mod point on you.
  43. KISS: just write it down. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Paper, a pen, somewhere to store it, and someone to locate it.

    And i figure my dementia wont hold up against my hardwired "geo-organize" tick.
    Some think its just a mess, but there IS a system, they just dont get it. ;)

  44. Sigh by ledow · · Score: 2

    Write them down. In a notebook. Label what they are the password for.

    Store book in safe place and update once a year.

    That's how I do it for my employers (large fireproof safe, book sealed so you can't open it without me noticing, etc.) and for myself.

    If you get to my safe, get into my safe, get into the book, then it's also game over for every PC in the house anyway, not to mention my Facebook password will be the least of my worries (banking token generators, etc.).

    Seriously people, stop repeating the advice to "never write down passwords". Write them all down in one huge book and PUT IT SOMEWHERE VERY VERY VERY SAFE. Then if you die, if you're on holiday and someone needs to log in for whatever reason, if your other half is at home and desperately needs to do something important as you, then you can talk them through getting access or they will know.

    If you don't trust them? Lock it in a cheap safe of your own. Worst that happens is that you have to get out the cutting discs to get back into the thing and get your passwords back if you have a case of total amnesia.

    1. Re:Sigh by hacker · · Score: 1

      That's how I do it for my employers (large fireproof safe, book sealed so you can't open it without me noticing, etc.) and for myself.

      Sealed how? For every way you can seal an article, I can probably name a handful of ways to get around it without disclosure. Wax seals, adhesive, envelopes, locks, string, ink stamps, stickers, all easily and transparently bypassed.

      What method are you using with your books?

    2. Re:Sigh by SpectreBlofeld · · Score: 1

      A little fireproof safe with a key that you keep on your key ring should suffice.

      Get amnesia, don't know your passwords. Hey, what's in this box? Lemme see if one of my keys will open it.

      Hey presto! A book with my usernames and passwords! Thanks, past-me!

  45. Re:Basic Master Password stored on a piece of pape by Joce640k · · Score: 2

    I have a master password which i then encode with a simple cypher of adding letters together. e.g. A + B = D.

    I then get a sentence from a book/movie etc and essentially add these together:
    myveryspecialpasswordisawesome
    ALLYOURBASEAREBELONGTOUS

    I then just stored the encoded version on a piece of paper around the house for example with a hint?
    adsfaudfjuasdfjadsufadsfjadsfdsaf, Air force ....?

    F.

    The stated problem was: "Amnesia".

    You appear to have answered a completely different problem.

    --
    No sig today...
  46. Timer / Countdown by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

    I imagine some kind of safe with a time lock on it, set to automatically open if a button "Add One Day/Week/Month/Year" is not pressed for the time interval. Of course, it can also be opened by inputting the pass code at any time. If you forget the pass code, and need access to the contents, all you have to do is wait for it to automatically unlock when the time runs out.

    If there is a chance you need the contents at short notice, you lower the time, if you can afford to wait a month, then do so.

  47. MS Paint by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Print out your passwords in a basic text file. Take a screenshot (Print Screen) of the file and paste it into MS Paint. Save the file wherever you want, but just don't put password or porn keywords in the name. Delete the original text file.
    Or just write out the passwords using the brush tool. Add whatever Captcha patterns you want if you're extra paranoid.

  48. Do what I did by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Funny

    Pick some nerdy site, say slashdot, and create an account. Use your password as the username, but it won't stand out in such sites. Cackling devilishly at the foolishness of the masses who do not realize that your password is hiding in plain sight is optional.

    --
    sed -e 's/Chuck Norris/Rajnikant/g' joke > fact
    1. Re:Do what I did by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "d'oh" ?

    2. Re:Do what I did by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Cackling devilishly at the foolishness of the masses who do not realize that your password is hiding in plain sight is optional." ...

      And highly recommended.

  49. Use a PO Box by Overzeetop · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Go get a small PO Box
    Print a master list of passwords each week and mail it to yourself at that PO box
    Every 3-6 months go clean out your box except for the most recent and shred them
    Keep the key with you at all times.

    Why use this over a safety deposit box?
      (1) It's a federal felony for someone else to remove or open the letters
      (2) You have a list no more than a week old (prior to your death or amnesia) available
      (3) If you should die or become incapacitated, your home/mailing address will get a reminder once a year that you HAVE a box, and where it is, by producing ID or appears certifying your death or incapacitation, your attorney or next of kin will get a notification that such a box exists and when they (or you) check to see what mail you've gotten they'll discover your passwords.

    --
    Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
    1. Re:Use a PO Box by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      I had a PO Box cancelled on me because the post office it was located at didn't notify me when the payment for it was due. They just waited until it was past due, moved my mail to a box, and shut down my PO Box. I switched post offices (new one was actually closer to where I work) and the new place also doesn't do notifications. It's up to me to remember to pay my PO Box bill. A PO Box isn't a guarantee of a once a year notification.

      --
      My sci-fi novel, Ghost Thief, is now available from Amazon.com.
    2. Re:Use a PO Box by Jamlad · · Score: 1

      Of all the posited solutions this seems to be the only one that doesn't rely on a biometric (fingerprint, retina scan, barcode tattoo, etc.) or remembering to whom you gave the password in the first place (Shamir's secret, relatives, etc.) This gives the secret to somebody who doesn't know they're securing a secret, I.E. the postal service. While (hopefully) still putting in a measure that induces them to remind you that they have your secret (pay your bill!). Of course, if somebody intercepts the invoice on the box, or the PO burns down, then your secrets are compromised or burned. But it's reaching a solution.

    3. Re:Use a PO Box by SpectreBlofeld · · Score: 1

      Why not a small fireproof safe in your own home, with the key kept on your key ring?

    4. Re:Use a PO Box by maz2331 · · Score: 1

      If you don't empty out the PO box, after about 2-4 weeks the Post Office will simply return whatever is in there to the sender. That idea won't work.

    5. Re:Use a PO Box by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Go get a small PO Box
      Print a master list of passwords each week and mail it to yourself at that PO box
      Every 3-6 months go clean out your box except for the most recent and shred them
      Keep the key with you at all times.

      Why use this over a safety deposit box?

        (1) It's a federal felony for someone else to remove or open the letters

        (2) You have a list no more than a week old (prior to your death or amnesia) available

        (3) If you should die or become incapacitated, your home/mailing address will get a reminder once a year that you HAVE a box, and where it is, by producing ID or appears certifying your death or incapacitation, your attorney or next of kin will get a notification that such a box exists and when they (or you) check to see what mail you've gotten they'll discover your passwords.

      What happens when the mission impossible guys are working the locker check at the water park and and make a copy of my P.O box key? Then also decide to drop in letters from other women revealing I'm Having multiple affairs causing my wife to "bobbit" me? My backup password plan is also spoiled and all that time wasted on tattoos. I should have just used the P.O.Box for ebay mail fraud like it's designed for. ;)

    6. Re:Use a PO Box by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      You need a better post office. One of the groups I volunteer for can go 3-4 months between checking the box. Never a problem. As long as it' doesn't overfill (in a small town they're likely to notify you), they're usually happy to take your money every year. Of course, there is the possible problem of them giving you notice of renewal at the PO box location rather than your physical address...it's been long enough since I've set one up that I can't remember what the billing options are.

      --
      Is it just my observation, or are there way too many stupid people in the world?
    7. Re:Use a PO Box by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      You could improve on the idea by putting the information regarding the PO box in front of the amnesiac earlier. For instance, set up biometric identification on your computer (or iPhone 5S) to log in, then simply put the PO box information on the wallpaper that you'd see as soon as you log in. The result is that the first time you might need your passwords for something, you'd be presented with exactly the information you need to recover them.

      Of course, that does beg the question of why you wouldn't just skip the PO box altogether and go strictly with biometric data. There are some reasons to do so (e.g. you have reason to believe someone might try to use you to access them while you're drugged up for surgery), but an amnesiac seeing a biometric scanner would hopefully recognize that it was a gate intended only for them in case of a problem such as amnesia, and would immediately check to see what it was protecting.

    8. Re:Use a PO Box by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      You need a better post office. One of the groups I volunteer for can go 3-4 months between checking the box. Never a problem. As long as it' doesn't overfill (in a small town they're likely to notify you)

      How do you get notified where you are? Here a regular-sized box will overflow with "Current Resident" junk mail in about 2 weeks. They put a notice in your box that they're holding the rest of your mail in the back.

      --
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      OUTSIDE_IP=$(dig +short my.ip @outsideip.net)
  50. Dumbest question ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pen and paper. Duh.

  51. Reverse Locker by MtlDty · · Score: 1

    I'd like to see Google, or Facebook or some other social media style site implement (what I'm calling) a 'Reverse Locker'

    The idea is simple. It keeps stuff secret, but *only* if you log in periodically.

    As well as solving the problem asked, the uses are more than you might think. For example I'd like to keep some documents safe until my death, at which point I'm happy for them to be made 'public' (such as a Last Will and Testament, or whatever)

    1. Re:Reverse Locker by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see Google, or Facebook or some other social media style site implement (what I'm calling) a 'Reverse Locker'

      The idea is simple. It keeps stuff secret, but *only* if you log in periodically.

      As well as solving the problem asked, the uses are more than you might think. For example I'd like to keep some documents safe until my death, at which point I'm happy for them to be made 'public' (such as a Last Will and Testament, or whatever)

      I use deathswitch for exactly this. Because of the limitations of the free system, when I fail to log in periodically (it sends email reminders) it will send an email to an address that is then forwarded to multiple trusted people with instructions on how to retrieve my passwords. The passwords themselves aren't in the email, just 'how to figure them out'.

      It's not perfect, but it covers enough of the possible scenarios that I'm happy with it. Should any of the unlikely scenarios occur where it falls down, there are probably more pressing concerns than my passwords.

      --
      My book about LSD and Self-Discovery
      Also on facebook as: DroppingAcidDaleBewan
  52. Use people you trust by Tharsis · · Score: 1

    Since your assumption is that you're forgetting things you must assume you'll forget everything, including the fact that you have something to access with a password or the means with which to recover the password. Therefore someone has to come to you with the information without any action from your side, judge that you're enough "yourself" to give you access to your own passwords, and then give the information.
    If you do not trust a single person with this information the question becomes:

    How can you give multiple people parts of the information such that the chance that they can reconstruct it is minimal?

    1. Re:Use people you trust by nightsky30 · · Score: 1

      I like it! Take two people you feel you can trust, each with half a master password for your keepass vault. You may not want those two people to know who the other person is. That, and perhaps hide a copy of your keepass file somewhere in a fire/water proof location that those individuals are aware of. Then instruct them to return their halves of the password to you along with the keepass file when you are deemed fit mentally.

    2. Re: Use people you trust by hoifelot · · Score: 1

      But you need to remember who you gave the password to. No good for someone with amnesia.

    3. Re: Use people you trust by nightsky30 · · Score: 1

      Not true. You don't need to remember who you gave the halves to. They need to remember. Really you could designate these individuals in a health care power of attorney document.

    4. Re: Use people you trust by hoifelot · · Score: 1

      You said they didn't know each other...

    5. Re: Use people you trust by hoifelot · · Score: 1

      I see your point.

    6. Re: Use people you trust by nightsky30 · · Score: 1

      I said, "You may not want those two people to know who the other person is". They may still be acquainted with each other, or even best friends. They just don't know that they both have the other half of the password. And that is if said person with amnesia set it up that way.

  53. Simple Elegan Solution by jbragg · · Score: 1
  54. Over-thinking it much? by itsdapead · · Score: 1

    If your password is all that stands between the forces of chaos and evil and some military-grade secrets or billions of untraceable dollars then I'm sure there are well-documented, probably contractual or even statutory, procedures for ensuring continuity of access should the password-holder be stabbed by a Bulgarian umbrella.

    Otherwise, just write the bloody thing down and keep it wherever you put other important documents - if the bad guys get physical access to your computer and paper records, especially without you knowing you're probably humped anyway.

    Or if you want perfect security, learn to live with the consequential risk that you might lock yourself out rather than introducing deliberate backdoors or involving third parties. You can't create a way of accessing your account without knowing the password without, er, creating a way of accessing your account without knowing the password.

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  55. Envelope and safe deposit box by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

    Just as with other important papers I keep a copy of my password manager password and a copy of urls user ids and pws in hard copy inside. Reasonably secure and easy to recover.

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  56. You don't.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you have amnesia, your passwords are the least of your worries.
    In fact you wouldn't even know if you have a computer to use them with, let alone a family, a boss, or a job.
    It doesn't matter anymore, your forgotten memories are someone elses problem.

  57. Here's how: by hoifelot · · Score: 1

    I decided a while back to only access sites that employ biometrics-based access. Unless an event destroys my biometric signature, I'll be safe. Obviously, at Slashdot I use a standard strong password, namely "abc". Slashdot allows password resetting, so no issue there. Darn clever, I think.

  58. BioMetrics by Zakabog · · Score: 1

    Why not just buy a fingerprint reader and use that to secure your password vault?

    Sure someone can hack off your hand and get your passwords, but if they're that valuable you shouldn't have a vault to begin with.

    1. Re:BioMetrics by hacker · · Score: 1

      This wouldn't work if you were hospitalized, since they could easily scan or duplicate your fingerprints while you're sleeping or medicated. No thanks. Not flawless or bulletproof here, and easily subject to coercion or the $5 wrench method.

    2. Re:BioMetrics by foma84 · · Score: 1

      Sure someone can hack off your hand and get your passwords.

      In my day and age, hackers were much more of a sophisticated bunch.

  59. KeePass + will by chad_r · · Score: 2

    I would probably give a master password and a copy of my password safe to my lawyer, along with my will and other legal paperwork that she should have just in case something should happen to me.

    I was in the midst of posting something similar. I hadn't thought of encryption, but that would be a good idea.

    • 1) Stored all my passwords in KeePass Password Safe, and protected the database with a single password
    • 2) Attached the password for it, along with other important instructions (like a local password for the computer with the database), with my will. I also added a list of important contacts and bank accounts my family might not know about
    • 3) Sealed the documents in an envelope, and let my family know about the documents (or left it with them, before an overseas trip)
    • 4) Upon my timely death or loss of memory, my family will have all it needs to delete my embarrassing online photos
    1. Re:KeePass + will by rioki · · Score: 1

      4) Upon my timely death or loss of memory, my family will have all it needs to delete my embarrassing online photos

      That is exactly what I thought about the question. Assuming amnesia or similar what password would actually be *needed*. I can only think of access to banking systems, but that can be solved by turning up in person with a photo id. Anything else is so irrelevant.

    2. Re:KeePass + will by Ash+Vince · · Score: 1

      Attached the password for it, along with other important instructions (like a local password for the computer with the database), with my will. I also added a list of important contacts and bank accounts my family might not know about

      I do hope the IRS know about them :)

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    3. Re:KeePass + will by Electricity+Likes+Me · · Score: 1

      4) Upon my timely death or loss of memory, my family will have all it needs to delete my embarrassing online photos

      That is exactly what I thought about the question. Assuming amnesia or similar what password would actually be *needed*. I can only think of access to banking systems, but that can be solved by turning up in person with a photo id. Anything else is so irrelevant.

      Well, I'd generally like some of my online communities I partake in to know what happened to me. Many a social circle is nearly entirely digital these days, and quite possibly fairly anonymous.

    4. Re:KeePass + will by rioki · · Score: 1

      Have you recently heard from Electricity Likes Me? Last time was like a year ago, he/she/it is probably dead. Ohhh look funny cat pictures.

  60. Google Inactive Accout? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1-Keep encrypted passwords in cold storage (usd, hard drive...) place it in somewhere you only have access to
    2-Setup Google Inactive Accout
    3-Set it up to send a message(containing the password) to a trusted person's email

    or just tattoo it under your eyelids

  61. Clues printed for my family by FuzzNugget · · Score: 1

    I have a sheet of paper hidden in my office on which I've printed a list of clues that reveal portions of my encryption keys. They can only be solved using information only known by close and trustworthy family and friends. It is not entitled and appears fairly obscure without context, but I know they're smart to figure that out.

    Alternately, you could go with Cory Doctorow's solution of giving one half of each encryption key to your lawyer and the other half to your significant other. If anything were to happen that would give them power of attorney, they would need to collaborate to unlock your data. Having one of them as your lawyer makes this a very attractive option (assuming you're the one Slashdotter when a significant other ;)

    1. Re:Clues printed for my family by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      I have a sheet of paper hidden in my office on which I've printed a list of clues that reveal portions of my encryption keys. They can only be solved using information only known by close and trustworthy family and friends. It is not entitled and appears fairly obscure without context, but I know they're smart to figure that out.

      Goddamn it, Wesker. We told you to knock that shit off! How many labs have to be blown up before you get it through your head that it doesn't work?

  62. Re:Don't need even that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Personal Passwords? Most of them can be reset. That is, if that email address still exists.

    And the forgotten password isn't the one for your email account. ;-)

  63. Just call by Stumbles · · Score: 2

    the NSA.

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  64. Just click on the Forgot Password Link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most sites now support SMS verification, and hence amnesia-proof.

  65. A bit old fashioned by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a member of the military in a combat arms MOS, I have two "dead-letters" both contain similar information on accounts and access but the circumstances for which is delivered is significantly different (these are "old fashioned" paper and ink letters and not electronic documents). The literal dead-letter is a part of my living will and gives access to everything to my wife upon my death (something which I am comfortable, but many people may not be). The 2nd is more of a "TBI/coma" insurance for myself, to be sent to my wife if I am alive, but have suffered a serious head injury (GCS of 13 or less), which contains access (logins, passwords/phrases/pictures) to all my non-monetary account as well as my various loan accounts. This way my various financial obligations can be taken care of without having to resort to the power of attorney papers which have, in my experience so far, not been timely for things such as monthly payments. This places a lot of trust into my wife. For those whmo do not have someone whom they can trust on this level, a deposit box with your bank, or if you can afford it, a retained attorney can take the place just as well. You can determine who has access to the document when you deposit it so that someone whom is out to "rubber-hose hack" your digital accounts doesn't have easy access to the papers. You are still relying on the memory of where/with whom you stored this document in the case of amnesia, but that information is relatively benign, and can be trusted with friends/family whom you wouldn't trust directly with your various account information

  66. Notepad by koan · · Score: 1

    All my passwords are on a notepad, however I admit this may not work for everyone, it depends on your environment and the risk of the pad being stolen.

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  67. I've got a poor memory anyway by nani+popoki · · Score: 1

    So I keep all my credentials written down in a Rolodex file. And I lock the file in a safe. This strategy has saved me no end of grief already. The most-frequently used creds I can remember; the more infrequently-used ones I have to access by one level of indirection. I figure if I forget the combination to the safe, I can always hire a locksmith. This also solves the problem of how your estate handles things like your on-line assets: your executor might need to access your accounts and everything is already organized to do so.

  68. Resetting passwords not that easy. by h00manist · · Score: 1

    I bought a used manageable switch with no password. I had to find the documentation, specs, build its proprietary serial cable, access the console, only then did I find the funky odd way to reset its passwords.

    Quite a few passwords are not for windows, and require a lot of additional work to reset. All those simple routers on the market are very widely used. They don't reset the router access password, they reset the entire router. The SSID, WPA/wifi password, dhcp, all configurations, messing up the network.

    The time required to reset all the passwords is precious time lost and creates additional problems. By now you are being called messy and irresponsible all over the place. The responsible thing is to find a good and secure way to store, document, and transmit the passwords when needed. Then reset them and re-document them. Which is a pain.

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    1. Re:Resetting passwords not that easy. by FictionPimp · · Score: 1

      But those are not 'my' passwords.

      At my last job I had an envelope that contained "essential" accounts. These were root accounts, licensing accounts w/ vendors, and passwords for infrastructure that didn't allow for multiple users. This was locked in my desk. If I was to die (or when I quit) it was trivial for my boss to get this and give it to the person taking over my responsibilities.

      My passwords however (AD, Unix systems, email, etc) were never given to him. Those are not his to have. They are his to change after I'm gone.

  69. Treadstone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Have a tiny laser projector inserted under the skin of your abdomen.

  70. Write it down! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make your password a semi-nonsensical sentence, write it on a beat up Post-It note, and leave it in an inconspicuous place. If anyone sees it, they won't know it's a password, just the ravings of a lunatic, so you're safe!

  71. Maybe it's just me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but I encrypt all my passwords in plaintext.

  72. Tattoo by FridayBob · · Score: 1

    You are assuming that you are going to remember that you have a system with data that you will want to access, but that you will forget how to access it. I would have suggested noting your user name and password in a special booklet or something, but then again I suppose you would forget about that as well. In that case you could opt to have your name and password tattooed somewhere on your body, preferably some place generally out of sight, but password changes would be inconvenient.

  73. No 100% sure method by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Myself, I would store them in a file on an sd card or thumb drive that is locked away securely and have a trusted party, or parties, to either have the key/combination, or know where it is so I can access the data. They would be instructed that if a situation like what you describe happens to me, they will contact me when I am once again functional and either provide me with the access information, or will retrieve and bring me the drive.

    All that said, I think that there are encrypted thumb drivers, or external hard drives, that have a fingerprint scanner. That would be another option, since your "password" is your fingertip. :-) If you use such a device, then you only need to have a third party who knows where you keep it and can either tell you, or bring it to you.

  74. Dead Man's Switch by fiziko · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Write a script with a "dead man's switch." Store passwords in an encrypted file on a secure system. If you don't log on and issue some sort of "wait" command every 30 days or so, then passwords get emailed to an account whose password is stored on a phone. At the time the passwords are issued, it's bloody insecure, but it should work well enough to get into the systems and change the passwords to something else. Not a perfect system, of course. What happens with a 60 day coma? Passwords are accessible for at least 25 of them, but not to you, etc. Existence of the script and encrypted file on an email ready system means there's a vulnerable spot there, too. It's better than nothing, though, and doesn't involve lawyer fees.

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    1. Re:Dead Man's Switch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like the idea of a dead man's switch and I've thought of it before for various related things. What I might do is set up a script on my brother's machine that emails my password generation method and the master base to my machine if I don't issue a delay command every X amount of days. Only problem would be if I got taken out and my brother's machine got taken out at the same time. Unlikely, but possible, I guess.

  75. Re:Basic Master Password stored on a piece of pape by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I use a different scheme. I use a password hint that helps me remember things that help me remember my password. For example:
    - password hint: farm equipment
    - I have a tractor.
    - I bought my tractor from my cousin's wife.
    - My cousin died in a thresher accident.
    - The thresher was harvesting wheat.
    - Wheat tortilla aren't as good as corn tortillas.
    - They use corn to make ethanol.
    - They put ethanol is gas.
    - My tractor is out of gas.
    - My password: farm equipment

    See. Easy and amnesia proof.

  76. best practice I have figured till now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I keep a system with autologin. All others have bios passwords +user passwords. That system has a master password in plain view (its the name of an object). Only my oldest daughter knows what it is but doesnt understand the use of it yet. NOBODY else knows that thats the password. Been there for 3-4 years now.
    My truecrypt container is copied to many places, even on my key-chain updated when needed

  77. Shamir Secret Sharing by RemyBR · · Score: 1

    No one seems to have mentioned Shamir Secret Sharing yet.

    You create a file with all your passwords, encrypt it with, say, pgp and use SSS to split the master password in several pieces. You then give a piece to each of your friends/family. When you need it back you ask for the pieces.
    The beauty of this is that you can generate, say, 10 pieces, and set it up such as with any 5 or 6 pieces you can get the original back. Thus if some of your keepers lose their piece, you're still good to go.
    For linux there's the ssss utility that takes care of this.

  78. Use a YubiKey with LastPass by grub · · Score: 1


    Use one (or up to 5) YubiKeys with LastPass. If you aren't worried about the security of the key (losing one, having one stolen), you can use one slot in the key as a static password, the second slot can be used for YubiCo's one time passwords.

    I wouldn't do it that way but do use a YubiKey for the OTP functionality.

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  79. Safety Deposit Boxes at a Bank by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The reason I say this is that they are deductible on your taxes (at least they are here in Canada) and offer exceptional security for you to leave a ledger with your password written in it. If you are concerned that this is not secure enough get two at separate banks. One has a coded sheet the other has a decoder sheet.

  80. Erm.. Do what you do already? by umafuckit · · Score: 1

    I forget passwords now. There are almost always ways to get them back. All websites have password recovery features. If you have a webmail account there are multiple ways of getting the password back/reset. Probably the only issue would be something you are 100% responsible for, such as an encrypted local drive. If it's unencrypted then it's trivial to get in if you have access to the hardware.

  81. Man, You Guys Miss The Point by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 1

    There's an awful lot of theoretically smart people here who can't seem to figure out that any scheme that requires you to know just about anything at all is not going to be appropriate for the posited memory loss scenario.

    1. Re:Man, You Guys Miss The Point by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Indeed. This is not a technical problem. Technical solutions do not cut it. That is the usual fail of those so focused on technology that they completely forget there is a world out there and circumstances are very, very important.

      Example to illustrate: You might not even remember that you have had a particular account. Or who you are.

      The other fail is that amnesia is not a relevant risk. You are far more likely to just forget the password. For that, check out how to recover it beforehand. As most users forget passwords from time to time, there is always some procedure in place.

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    2. Re:Man, You Guys Miss The Point by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      Probably the only option in a serious amnesia situation is a trusted friend, with instructions to come to you if needed, since you might not even remember the friend.

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    3. Re:Man, You Guys Miss The Point by jasper160 · · Score: 2

      You might not even remember that you have had a particular account. Or who you are

      My mother in-law had a stroke a few years ago had her memory severely damaged. Luckily for my wife the old OCD woman had documented every account, web site, password, recovery word/phrase, and pin. My mother in-law instructed my wife to contact her attorney if anything debilitating occurred since he kept the document at his office and was instructed to give the envelope to my wife in that situation. We adopted the same idea as it seems to be the easiest way to do this and we don't expect our small children to be able to reconstruct a password in the event of us getting schmucked on the drive home. Sorry Shamir.

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    4. Re:Man, You Guys Miss The Point by gweihir · · Score: 1

      Indeed. Classical solution that works well. No need for technology, or rather technology cannot compete with the traditional solution at all.

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  82. Re:Don't need even that by tompaulco · · Score: 1

    You won't forget a secure password that you've been using for 30 or 40 years. You might forget a password because the company makes you change it every 90 days even though it is a secure password and you have not shared it with anybody. Company security policy is its own worst enemy.

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  83. Just tell your lawyer.. by xtal · · Score: 1

    You do have a lawyer, right?

    Putting a small retainer and/or having a working relationship with a lawyer is invaluable at times, and it's easier to set up while you're healthy and there's no fecal matter impacting a air displacer.

    Most law firms have arrangements for secure storage, or just let them know you have a PO box. If something happens they're equipped to deal with it, and they should be equipped to deal with all your estate matters.

    If a state actor really wants your passwords, they'll just use the wrench anyway.

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    1. Re:Just tell your lawyer.. by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      If a state actor really wants your passwords, they'll just use the wrench anyway.

      At least with the wrench I'll know that someone has my passwords. Might be small consolation in that situation but it is what it is and having a lawyer served stack of legal documents (including the inevitable gag order) isn't likely to end in your favor.

    2. Re:Just tell your lawyer.. by Overzeetop · · Score: 1

      That's almost certainly an order of magnitude more expensive. Most legal assistant bill out at $200-400/hr. I would expect an annual agreement to be north of $500 for a known-traffic condition like this. The PO method is probably $60/yr.

      It's a more certain solution, to be sure (if these don't come for a month, come find me), but a bit on the pricey side for Joe Everyman.

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  84. My 2 cents by thatkid_2002 · · Score: 1

    This is something that has been on my mind. I'm yet to do anything about it though.
    A safe deposit envelope/satchel (as opposed to a full box) in a bank is pretty cheap - and I would additionally store the actual paper with the passwords in a "tamper proof" envelope so that I can tell if the passwords have been read since I last visited.

  85. Simple: You do not by gweihir · · Score: 1

    Amnesia is not a relevant risk. It is basically more likely that what can cause amnesia will instead kill you or leave you with a recovery effort high enough that the passwords do not matter. Also, recovering passwords turns out to be pretty easy in most cases, as users forget them without amnesia as well.

    Special situations are of course different, for example if you are going into dementia or have some condition that is known to cause amnesia. For those, you probably have no choice but to trust somebody else with your user-name and password.

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  86. 7zip and cloud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With my job I have more than 20 different username/password combinations; Most of which change every three months. So, this is what I would do: Make an Excel (or equivalent) spreadsheet with site/program/files username and password combinations. Use 7zip to put it into a 'file.7z' with AES-256 encryption with a good strong password. Then store it on the cloud of your choice (I use ownCloud). Since you can always do a password reset on your cloud account, now you just have to remember your 7z password (if you can't remember one password, amnesia is more than just an issue; you need professional help). This will store as many passwords as you need.

  87. Tell it to Calculon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just tell my robot friend, Calculon. The chances of us both ever having amnesia at the same time, are vanishingly small.

  88. break bad passwords by Cardoor · · Score: 1

    write your passwords down on a piece of paper. then drive out to the desert with a gps, and bury them in a box in a random spot, noting the gps location. then come back home, go to a convenience store, and buy a lotto ticket with the numbers from the gps. leave it on your fridge with a magnet. you're done! p.s. this approach may result in you getting shot and killed by an automated machine gun of your own device. but on the plus side, your old frenemies will see to it that your kids are well taken care of.

  89. The red envelope in the safe by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    My keys to the universe are printed on a piece of paper in the safe. Take the key to the safe open the safe grab the red envelope that has printed on it in big letters "PASSWORDS" and go from there. I update it monthly.

    And it's not just for me, If I get splatted by some moron in a SUV texting his BFF my wife has access to everything without having to go through nasty messes that companys put in the way for a widow to gain access to her husbands accounts.

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  90. Amazing solution by GIL_Dude · · Score: 1

    I had an amazing solution for just this problem. But, I had a small stroke and can no longer remember the solution. Sorry.

  91. Arms are insecure by Chemisor · · Score: 1

    Arms are often exposed for anybody to see. If you need to keep a tattoed number secret, it is better to tattoo it on your butt. That way, if the NSA wants to know the number, they'll have to send a hot femme fatale to seduce you, which for a Slashdotter would be a good problem to have.

    1. Re:Arms are insecure by Minwee · · Score: 1

      if the NSA wants to know the number, they'll have to send a hot femme fatale to seduce you

      Or they could think of an easier way.

  92. just for safe keeping by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    don't mind me..

    KiiLZmbO933#bugGleskuMp

    #forgotpassword

  93. Fingerprints? by larsholm · · Score: 1

    Maybe there exists some kind of fingerprint-protected usb stick?

  94. I wouldn't have thought by g0bshiTe · · Score: 1

    I wouldn't have thought amnesia was such an issue that I actually have to worry about my passwords.

    Given the fact you have amnesia do you really think you are likely to remember what sites you regularly visit?

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  95. rosebud by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Use lastpass: http://blog.lastpass.com/2010/07/lastpass-gets-green-light-from-security.html

    and when you get amnesia, don't forget to remember the single key, or how you preserved it. The key word written on a piece of paper in your wallet might be safe and enough of a reminder. Who knows, maybe such a reminder may help you recover your amnesia.

    If you have heirs, be sure to utter the key among your last words when you die.

  96. PassGuardian, with N of M secret reconstruction. by grnbrg · · Score: 2

    http://passguardian.com/

    This uses Shamir's Secret Sharing algorithm to take your password, and split it into a configurable number of pieces, and requires a subset of those shares to reconstruct the original. Take your master password, split it into 10 shares, and require 5 shares to reconstruct. Then distribute the 10 shares to secure locations and trusted people.

    Example:

    Password: 12345
    Share 1: 801650d0edcbd0c3c949f
    Share 2: 802c91a40a532182e3570
    Share 3: 803ad177a79bc1420a1de

    Any 2 shares can reconstruct the password.

    And the site runs entirely in Javascript. You can save it to a USB stick and run it from an offline PC, so you don't have to worry about your password being stolen.

  97. Why knowing your own password? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At least for a lot of websites I do not even know my actual password.

    I use the PwdHash-plugin installed to my firefox and so I only need to remember a few words that combined with the webaddress are calculated into secure hash values as password.

    So you can have one keyword to remember and still different passwords.

  98. Zombie response by h00manist · · Score: 1

    Yes sir. We are currently analyzing intelligence to narrow down possible locations for "the middle of Nebraska". First waves of attack with fake dummy zombies to consume ammunition. Please do not hit your head too much as we plan to "analyze" it to extract passwords, one bite at a time, starting at the toes.

    Sir, your password recovery procedure is running according to plan and on schedule, sir, any other instructions?

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  99. my name is my password by goombah99 · · Score: 1

    But for proper security I change my name every 3 months. My last name was abner27#doub1eday.

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  100. Is that a question or a statement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "How To Protect Your Passwords From Amnesia?"

    I want to bang my face repeatedly against a very dense object every time I see someone try to construct a question like this.

  101. I Use a Password Safe by fast+turtle · · Score: 2

    and have hard copy of the Password in a fireproof safe at home. This way if I'm hit by the bus, struck by Lighting or any other reason, so long as I'm able to function, I can recover all of my passwords.

    Hell I've been using a password safe for a decade - started with a freebie from PC Mag called Passes (included the source code) but I've replaced it with Passkeeper due to cross platform support so I haven't written anything but a single PW down in a decade.

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  102. Encryption & restricted access by jrronimo · · Score: 1

    I have a deal with a friend who is geographically disparate from me: He knows the password to an encrypted flash drive that I have in mhy possession. In the event that amnesia (or god forbid something worse) should befall me, he knows to come and retrieve this drive. We generally chat on the phone once a week or so, so he would know pretty quickly if there were a problem that required this. On the drive is a list of passwords and associated data to reclaim most of my digital life, and to let others know what's going on.

    Every year or so I pull the drive out and update it with changes and ensure that it's still functional. So far it feels like a pretty good plan. If I wanted to step it up a little more, I would put this in a safe deposit box in a bank. I still ponder doing that, but really I'm not so important for it to truly matter, haha.

  103. Can't be done. by kiick · · Score: 1

    There are three methods of authentication: Something you know, something you have, something you are. Passwords are the first category. In the case of amnesia, you lose all that. Any method of reclaiming passwords that also requires you to know something will also fail with amnesia, so a device with a PIN or another layer of passwords or those stupid "security questions" won't work. You can transform case 1 into case 2 easily by putting your passwords in some type of lock box. However, if you have amnesia, how do you remember where you put it, and how to open it? If you do get into your safety deposit box and find a piece of paper with 'myxlplix' on it, how do you know what that means, or what it's for, if you can't remember? The third category is basically biometrics, which might work, unless the same accident that gave you amnesia also cut off your right hand, or put out your eye, or lost whatever body part is needed to authenticate you. And of course, you have to remember that you have biometric authentication, how to use it, and what it's for.

    And then there's this: any method for storing or reclaiming passwords that is outside your head weakens the security of your passwords. If you can get your passwords back without needing to know something only you know, then someone else can as well.

  104. wife by brausch · · Score: 1

    I have an encrypted file which has lots of important info. My wife has a piece of paper with the password for that file. Simple.

    --
    "Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it." - George Santayana
  105. Lastpass one time pad? by Paco103 · · Score: 1

    I have several one time passwords printed on a protected paper that is stored in a place that is private, yet still something me or my family (in the case of my demise) would be guaranteed to come across when going through my estate (think safe deposit box). It says nothing about what it is, but I have a few key people that know about this paper and what it is. It's not going to be easy to access without my knowledge, and if I awake from a coma I would find it pretty quick (though granted I may not know what it is, that's what my friends are useful for), unless I was like BK and didn't even know where I lived or was from anymore. I hope someone would claim me, but in that situation nothing I could do would help and probably be of little concern anyway.

    Another option would be to randomly mail yourself clues, since you never know when this may happen to you. Like a letter with an extra stamp which will get your attention due to the envelope having excess postage. In that stamp under a microscope there are subtle picture alterations with clues. Then it's just a game of connecting the dots!

  106. I keep them ... by PPH · · Score: 1

    ... on a USB flash drive on my car key ring.

    My car keys......? Damn!

    --
    Have gnu, will travel.
  107. The best password is: "incorrect" by SDPost · · Score: 1

    Whenever I type the wrong password, sites tell me what my password is. They prompt me that my password, is, "incorrect." Seriously though, bio-metric identification maybe the best solution.

  108. Re:Secure safe.(Shamir Secret Sharing) by kye4u · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Use Shamir's Secret Sharing . That way ordering doesn't matter. You just need the N secrets.

  109. GnuPG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Encrypt your passwords.txt to your own public key and that of your significant other, friend, dog, cat, whatever ... You don't necessarily give the encrypted file to that person, or tell them what you've done.

    Then when you forget your private key passphrase, you only need ask them to decrypt the file for you.

    If you've forgotten who that person is, or that the file exists, I doubt passwords are anywhere near the top of your concerns.

  110. It depends on your necessary level of security by Hotawa+Hawk-eye · · Score: 1

    One approach that is not very secure but is cheap and fast (so if you're going in for emergency surgery and only have a couple minutes to prepare) is to send a letter to yourself just before the operation. Print out your passwords, stick them between two sheets of cardboard or other sheets of paper on which you've scribbled random lines (to prevent someone from holding the letter up to the light to read the message) and send it to yourself. Add a sticker (or a painted strip of nail polish of which you've taken a picture) across the flap as a little added intrusion detection.

    This avoids the problem that some people have identified with other solutions, namely remembering what you did with the passwords. ["I got a letter, I guess I should open it since that's what you do with letters."] It also makes it a federal offense (mail tampering) for others to open your mail, and it is a little bit of "security through obscurity" because that letter will look like any other letter you receive. [Security through obscurity shouldn't be your ONLY means of security, but if you have to use that approach the obscurity is a bonus.] Sure, it's not going to safeguard your passwords from the government ... but if the government is really interested in your passwords, they have other approaches they can use (cue the XKCD about a $5 wrench.)

  111. Re:Secure safe.(Shamir Secret Sharing) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod parent up. Smarter people have figured this out long ago: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Secret_sharing

    So what you do is find a user friendly utility that does this, and then you get a number of your trusted friends/relatives to share your secret. Then it takes T out of N of them to work together to recreate your secret.

  112. Shamir's Secret Sharing Scheme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shamir is the "S" in RSA.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shamir%27s_Secret_Sharing

    sudo apt-get install ssss

        Please note that having all the "shares" in one place is essentially the same as writing down your password, so you need to put physical security in place to protect them. Starting with separating them.

  113. Safe Deposit Box by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

    Seriously. A plain old Safe Deposit Box, at a bank. (Not "Safety Deposit", that's a misnomer.)

    You will likely have plenty of paperwork to tell you what bank you have. Further, you should have old bills for the box rental.

    Also, Safe Deposit keys tend to look rather distinctive, and they are stamped with the number.

  114. Post-it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I write mine on the BACK of a post-it then stick it on my monitor.
    No one ever looks there.

  115. I'm not *that* paranoid, so... by Max+Threshold · · Score: 1

    My password is written down in a place where it's not obvious that it's a password. I figure if somebody wants my password bad enough to locate and identify it, they'd find it much easier to break into my house while I'm at work and install a hardware keylogger.

  116. A paper trail by Todd+Knarr · · Score: 1

    Literally, I leave a paper trail. My main password vault's on my computer, encrypted. There's backup copies stored several other places. And down in the garage there's a fireproof safe with my important papers in it. I put a sealed envelope in the safe with the master password to my password vault plus a printed listing of critical information like bank and utility accounts, emergency contact information for important people, and crucial passwords and regularly update a flash drive copy of my password vault that goes in the safe as well. Some good friends locally get an encrypted copy of the password vault, and the vault password plus the listing is held in escrow with a lawyer who my friends know to contact if anything happens. As a last-ditch measure my younger brother who's the executor of my estate, lives several states away and doesn't normally have physical access to the safe has a sealed envelope with the combination to the safe plus the printed listing.

    In most cases where something happens to me, my friends (who've got a limited power of attorney for this purpose) or family (ditto) can get the safe combination (either from me, my brother or the lawyer), get into the safe, get access to my computer and password list and keep everything on-track. In dire emergency the executor of my estate (my brother, or the lawyer if my brother's not available) has access to the information. Potential for abuse is limited because of the way critical cleartext information is separated from the access needed to make use of it.

    Finally a lot of bills are on automatic payment from a credit card. That gives a month to a month and a half buffer before regular bills will start going unpaid for people to sort things out. Critical things like the server bill are pre-paid for 6-month or 1-year periods so crucial backups and lines of contact via e-mail aren't easily lost.

    No, I'm not paranoid here. I have been there. Bad case of the flu that just wouldn't go away, or so I thought. Over the course of an afternoon it went from just that to bad enough I called an ambulance to take me to the hospital. 3 hours later I was in ICU on a ventilator because I wasn't breathing on my own, and I spent the next 4 weeks in an induced coma. So my preparations aren't for something that might happen, they're for something that's already happened and may happen again.

    1. Re:A paper trail by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      For office equipment (routers, firewalls, root passwords, super user passwords, etc.) we have setup (3+) people with GPG keys. They have both an electronic copy of their GPG key along with a paper copy in a sealed envelope stored in a safe-deposit box. At least one of those people has no clue what a GPG key is, but he's the CEO so he is our last-ditch backup key holder.

      We then store all passwords in GPG-encrypted text files (ASCII armored text blocks), stuffed into our version control system. Whenever I change an account password, I encrypt those details using the 3+ keys of the people who need to know in case of my untimely demise. Any of those 3+ people can get access to the data. The VCS just makes it easier to distribute the latest copies of the text files.

      Yes, we could probably do a "three-man rule" setup with GPG, but for now it's good enough that any of the 3+ people can access the contents of those files.

      Plus with GPG ASCII armored text blocks, you can print them, email them, fax them, or whatever without worrying about compromising security of the contents. Worst case, you have some temp employee type the ASCII text block back into a text editor so that you can decrypt it.

      I joking call it the "got hit by a bus" plan.

      --
      Wolde you bothe eate your cake, and have your cake?
  117. Re:Don't need even that by claar · · Score: 1

    There's no such thing as a secure password that's been in use for 30 or 40 years.

    --
    I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous...
  118. Older parents by Skynyrd · · Score: 1

    I am dealing with a passwrod issue right now. My parents are healthy, in great shape and mentally fit. They are also getting old; my dad is 75 and my mom is almost 70.
    They have investment accounts, email accounts and all that; pretty much all their data is online.
    For us, the solution is 1Password and Dropbox.
    They will run 1Password on their computers, tablets and phones, and use Dropbox to sync the password file. They are going to share the Dropbox folder with me, and give me the master password (or put it in their safe at home). I'm going to do the same thing.

    I'm sure this won't work for everybody, but we have a huge amount of trust with each other.

    We've been dealing with a death in the family, and we are shoveling cash at a house that was owned by the deceased, just so we don't lose it. It will take 18 months of probate before we own it. It's been a huge wakeup call to make sure that everything is in a trust, and passwords are accessible.

  119. Split up your master password between friends by gibbo2 · · Score: 1

    This is what I did as part of my will, so that my family can recover my online life after I die. It would work the same for memory loss, coma etc.

    Firstly, keep all of your logins, passwords and private details in a password manager with a master password (I use 1Password).

    Second, encrypt your master password using this technique, which splits your secret into X parts: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shamir's_Secret_Sharing

    You then give one part of the key to each of your trusted friends or family members. The best part is that this technique doesn't require all X parts to be recombined to get the key back; you can specify how many parts are needed. For example, I split my key into 11 parts, but only 8 are required to recover my master password.

    Your friends don't have to do anything except keep their part of the key tucked away in their email archive.

    There are plenty of implementations of this algorithm, I used this one: http://www.christophedavid.org/w/c/w.php/Calculators/ShamirSecretSharing

  120. Horcrux by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It just split it in seven pieces and tie to artifacts of meaning. And call them "horcruxes."

  121. Shamir secret sharing scheme? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can encrypt a blob containing your passwords with a strong, symmetric cipher (e.g., Blowfish, AES-256, etc.), then split the secret using Shamir's secret sharing scheme. Software to do this is in the FreeBSD ports collection, so it's likely available for other platforms, too. Anyway, once split, you hand shares of the secret to people, who have to collude to recreate the secret. The threshold for number of shares needed to reconstitute the secret is adjustable, as is the number of shares. The instructions to recover the blob can be written out and stored in a low- to no-security place. I've used this for root passwords at work, where I'm required by policy to be the only person with them. In case of a beer truck, my coworkers with password shares, the instructions, and the encrypted blob can recover the passwords.

  122. Simplest method ever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This may not cover full amnesia, but it will make your passwords very secure and much easier to remember. I'm sure some of you are familiar with this approach but it works well, particularly with older individuals. When I used to be a traveling admin, there was always that one person (or a few) who knew how to hammer stuff into Excel but not much else, and you would always have to unlock their account due to password failures. This puts a stop to that mess.

    Use a password generator, crank out an 8 to 24 character password, then write the whole thing down on a sticky note _minus one character_. Now, all you need to do is remember that character and where it belongs in the sequence. When it comes time to change your password, generate a new one, do the same trick. This avoids dictionary attacks and gives brute force methods alot to chew on in the case of a compromise.

    Your password (if at your office or home) will make you look like an idiot because it's right there, taped to your monitor or desk, but only you will know the key to make it work. This is much simpler than using the same password (or variations thereof) for everything as older people tend to do.

    A solution to the problem at hand is a biometric data device that requires a thumbprint or your face to unlock, with all your passwords in an excel doc and heavily encrypted on the device. Use the same password trick to unlock the encryption or supply the 3 character sequence (to insert) to a trusted individual (3 characters because you need to know the preceding and trailing characters where your "remembered" character is inserted).

  123. Tattoo them in reverse on your hind quarters... by American+Patent+Guy · · Score: 1

    and if you use only reversible letters (A,T,O,I ...) then no one will know that they can only be read in the mirror during a full moon!

  124. Re:Don't need even that by tompaulco · · Score: 1

    There's no such thing as a secure password that's been in use for 30 or 40 years.

    Why, do passwords decay as the get older? If you haven't told it to anybody, then how can it have gotten any less secure? If someone is trying hashing attacks against your server, a 30 year old password has the same chance of being found as a 1 day old one. A keylogger works just as well on one day old passwords. A password saved encrypted instead of hashed is just as vulnerable at 1 day old as a 30 year old one.

    --
    If you are not allowed to question your government then the government has answered your question.
  125. Distributed keys by SDPost · · Score: 1

    This is how I will do it. I will split the key into multiple pieces. I will give the pieces to different persons. These persons must not know each other. The will also not know that they only hold a portion of the key (they will think that they have the entire key). I will also instruct them that in the event that I lose my memory, they should remind me of the key. Since I will get multiple key pieces, I will have a clue that the keys need to be combined. One variation of this is to have a safe, inside a safe, inside a safe. I then have multiple keys to these safes. I will hand copies of the keys to different persons. Again, these persons must not know each other. They must not have physical access to the safes. I will tell them to hand me back the keys in the event that I lose my memory. They should remind me that it is for a particular safe in my house. It is important that the persons that I hand the keys to must not know each other. That way, if anyone tries to break in to my house to gain physical access to the safe, they will not be able to get to the passwords without the other keys.

  126. Sharpie scribbles, tattoos and Polaroids... by kimgkimg · · Score: 1

    Sharpie scribble or tattoo hints on your body parts and take lots of Polaroid pictures. You'll either find your password eventually, or stumble across the person who killed your wife...

  127. Don't forget about Dying.. and your progeny. by klek · · Score: 1

    As others have mentioned, password security should be commensurate with the risks you face.

    But in the unfortunate event of your untimely death, your progeny, spouse, other relatives, or (god forbid) state-appointed lawyer may be tasked with the job of closing down your online presence. Access to your Email account, Farcebook, G+/-, WoW, Eve, etc. etc., may be critical for those you leave behind so that they can: close the accounts gracefully, make the announcement of your passing, track down *your* friends to tell them the news, or pick up your armed & high-level characters and continue their quests.

    Consider a method whereby access to those passwords will be granted to those managing your estate, what of it that there is.

  128. Song Lyrics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been using song lyrics for passwords for years. Swap out letters for some numbers or whatever and you're set. Now just hope you hear that song to trigger the memory when you have amnesia.

  129. Simple! by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    Just put them in the.....uh....um...

  130. What about total amnesia? by sir-gold · · Score: 1

    A lot of the ideas presented (writing it down, getting a lock box, etc) won't work if you have ALSO forgotten where you hid them.

    The only way to be completely safe is to let another person hold the passwords for you, either directly (by giving it to them) or indirectly (letting them know which bank the lockbox is at), and then give instructions for this person to contact you on a regular basis to remind you that they have your passwords (in case you also forget who you gave the passwords to)

  131. Not a new problem, so why the new question? by holophrastic · · Score: 2

    cognitive disfunction is a thing that's existed for centuries. Amnesia counts. So who's going to care for your children in the event that you don't remember how to make breakfast?

    Oh right, you have a will. It can be executed in whole or in part.

    Stop pretending that new problems need new solutions. We have old solutions that work damn fine.

  132. ya know ... by cascadingstylesheet · · Score: 1

    ... under this circumstance, remembering passwords is likely to be the least of my problems.

    You can't plan for everything. This one is pretty low on my list.

  133. LastPass + Yubikey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As long as you remember were you but your yubikey you should be good. Chain it around your neck??

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  135. Shamir Secret Sharing by blach · · Score: 1

    This (the parent comment) bears repeating and expounding-upon.

    Use Shamir's Secret Sharing you can arbitrarily choose the number pieces into which your secret will be broken (N) as well as the minimum number required to reconstitute the secret (M). It is referred to as "M of N."

    For example, you could perform the 3 of 5 operation on your master password, distribute 1 piece to your best friend, 1 piece to your lawyer, 1 piece to your sibling, and keep two pieces for yourself in your home safe. Or distribute those two to other trusted persons. Whatever. Any combination of THREE of the five pieces will reconstitute your master password.

    You can build in any level of redundancy you wish.

  136. Recall! Password in implaneted, memorable vacation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hauser: Howdy, Quaid. If you're watching this, that means that Kuato is dead, and you led us to him. I knew that you wouldn't let me down. Sorry for all of the shit I've put you through, but hey, what are friends are for? All I want to do is wish you happiness and good living, old buddy, but unfortunately, that's not gonna happen. You see, that's "my" body you have there, and I want it back. Sorry for being an Indian giver, but I was here first. So, adios, amigo!

  137. Actually, I have just started building a solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What I've done in the past is to have a piece of paper with little doodles on it that remind me of the passwords for various sites, accounts, databases, ATM, whatever I need. The doodles are just odd associative hints which mean that if someone other than me sees it, there is no way THEY can get my password out of it.
    But of course, the problem is with carrying this piece of paper everywhere and keeping it updated.

    Just yesterday I launched a demo of a free online service meant to help people remember their passwords in this exact way, by letting you upload an image hint that a browser extension will display automatically when you need to log on to a specific site.
    While I'm not yet ready to reveal the product to the world, it is technically functional; feel free to ask me on sirmagis@gmail.com if you want to join the demo and see if this type of solution works for you.

  138. microdot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make it very very tiny and then embed it somewhere.
    Then all you have to do remember that it is 'very very tiny' and the cleverly named object in which it is embedded.

  139. Old Couple both forgot by oldestgeek · · Score: 1

    Back in the 60s,there was a tale amongst scavengers (redevelopment was big in Chicago then) of one who bought rights to take the furniture of an old couple who both went into a care facility. He found $30,000 under a fridge. They forgot almost everything! If you don't have anyone you can trust then you are surely an island or a mole terrified to retune to your burrow. (password donnekafka).

  140. Muscle Memory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Practice your password until typing it in is just one motion associated with wanting to access your data. Hopefully the amnesia will not have affected you so severely you won't be able to automatically type in the password w/o having a clue what it actually is.

  141. Friends by Vrtigo1 · · Score: 1

    It seems like it ought to be simple enough to devise some sort of password safe. The purpose of this safe would be to contain your "master password". To determine the password to the safe, you would have to combine information many of your friends know. For instance, you might leave instructions for finding the password that say something like "what was the name of John's first pet", or "what was Mary's 3rd grade teacher's name". They would be questions for which only that person or people close to them would know the answer, and something that isn't available by Googling.

    Assuming you spread your questions out over a large enough group of people (so there isn't overlap, i.e. not everyone the questions are targeted at know each other) you should be able to come up with a relatively secure password mechanism. The problem is that you'd either need to tell everyone the question's you're using and instruct them not to answer those questions for someone other than you, or you'd have to deal with the possibility of a 3rd party finding your instructions and going on a scavenger hunt to find the answers to unlock the password.

    But in general, I think this idea is fairly solid. One down side is you'd have to keep your instructions up to date, if one of your friends dies and they're the only person that could answer a given question then you might end up locked out.

  142. My plan by weweedmaniii · · Score: 1

    My passwords are stored in my keylock safe in my home. 2 plain white sealed envelopes. One is the actual passwords the other is some random stuff I put together. If someone breaks in I highly doubt they are going to go to the trouble of trying to find my safe, Too many electronics and a coin collection that looks valuable but isn't. The valuable coins rest with my passwords.

    --
    "If stupid things work...then they are not stupid."
  143. Use Fragmented Backups with Bitcoin Armory by Ofiesh · · Score: 1

    Do not rely on your memory alone to access your bitcoins! If you use the open source program Bitcoin Armory, you can create a fragmented paper backup of your wallet. With a fragmented backup, if you lose your password you can recover your bitcoins with M of N fragments where you chose M between 2 and 8, and N between 2 and 12 at the time of creating the backup. For example, you can create a 2 of 3 fragmented backup. Keep 1 fragment in a safety deposit box, 1 in your home, and give 1 to your mom. If you forget your password for your Armory wallet, you can use any two fragments to get your bitcoins back. If your house catches fire, and you lose everything in it, you can recover your bitcoins with the 1 fragment in your safety deposit box, and 1 that your mom has. And, in case your mom is a dirty thief, she won't be able to steal your bitcoins.

  144. Get your shit together by gregor-e · · Score: 1

    No, really. It's important. Place everything in the hands of a venerable old law firm. Sleep better knowing.

  145. A definitive answer by sim2com · · Score: 1

    I coded and put to market early this week Sim2Com, which stands for Simple-to-Complex Password Converter. Old timers like me would call it a password cruncher (rather than a password manager.) From coder's point-of-view, it is simply a seeded hashing engine that hashes a masterkey and simple text, and converts the hash to random alphanumeric (cum symbols). It's repeatable and the complex passwords can be quickly copy, pasted (Ctrl+C) into the apps password box. It's done on the fly so no temp files or database, network or Internet involved. There is a free trial download available; I'm await verdict from peers such as my fellow Slashdot folks. The downside is it runs in Windows, but it also runs in Windows VM in Linux or Mac. Designed mostly for IT infrastructure professionals who babysit corporate sytems, pcs and users. Probably overkill for consumers. ( www.sim2com.com/sim2com_english_brochure.htm ) Thank you.

  146. Windows Only... by sim2com · · Score: 1

    Correction: While Sim2Com does not officially support Macs and Linux, some have reported they are using it in those systems. Sim2Com apparently works in Mac Windows Bootcamp, but not properly in Windows 8.1 VM where Sim2Com's graphics do not show properly. So it would be wrong to say Sim2Com works in Linux or Mac under the circumstances; it works in Windows primarily.

  147. And the girls reply... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Puts penis envy in a new light...