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  1. Re:Finally! on Diablo 3 Developer Explains Health and Potion Changes · · Score: 1

    You can always do like Leisure Suit Larry that folded a person sized soda cup into his pocket. Filled.

  2. My 2 cents on Large Hadron Collider Goes Live September 10th · · Score: 5, Funny

    If nothing comes from this demonstration but a black hole it will definitely suck.

  3. So we can finally on Hot Water, Hot Earth · · Score: 3, Funny

    Plant baked potatos in California?

  4. Your momma's so fat... on Gravity Tractor Could Deflect Asteroids · · Score: 1

    ...they can shoot her to space to deflect an asteroid.

  5. Cloud computing Windows on Microsoft Working On "Post-Windows" Cloud Computing OS · · Score: 1

    Codename FART

  6. Re:The PSP "emulator" on Wii Gets Custom Firmware, Purported PSP Emulator · · Score: 1

    Ditto. The image on the TV is wrong on the upper right corner and the FPS text has blurred squares around it.

  7. Re:Excellent article on Wii Gets Custom Firmware, Purported PSP Emulator · · Score: 1

    ScuttleMonkey... FAIL!

  8. Is it just me on Wii Gets Custom Firmware, Purported PSP Emulator · · Score: 0

    or you can smell dejavu?

  9. untapped resources on Flaws In a BSA Software Piracy Report? · · Score: 1

    including the claim that lost state and local tax revenue from piracy would have been enough to 'hire nearly 25,000 experienced police officers.

    And the lost of sun light due to lack of solar panels would be enough to power the whole world.

  10. Re:About Bruce Schneier on Schneier, UW Team Show Flaw In TrueCrypt Deniability · · Score: 1

    So, like, Bruce Schneier is the Chuck Norris of security?

  11. Re:I just don't understand. on World's First Custom Firmware For Wii Released · · Score: 1

    I could understand the xbox, and the ps3,

    I don't have a xbox nor a ps3, you insensitive clod!

  12. Re:In Soviet Russia... on Logged In or Out, Facebook Is Watching You · · Score: 1

    Or maybe In Soviet Russia, track facebooks YOU!!

  13. Re:"Magic 10%" on Apple Climbs Into Third Place In U.S. PC Market · · Score: 1

    Oh, hello Mr. President.

  14. afterwards on Live Giant Squid Dissection Tomorrow · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... the museum will be hosting, in celebration of the event, a squid buffet for invitees.

  15. Re:Minimal /. relevancy I think on HD Radio Recording In the US? · · Score: 5, Funny

    You might have missed the memo about Slashdot's new algorithm.
    if (article.contains("Linux")) {
    frontpage.add(article);
    }

  16. Re:30 Liters Per Day? on NASA Contractor Needs Urine · · Score: 1

    Is that per person? That's a lot..

    I hope you are being sarcastic.

    Why can't they just use animal urine or synthetic urine?

    From TFA: "It's difficult to come up with a faux urine, explained NASA's Jim Lewis,..." and why trouble collecting animal urine when you've got all those peeing-people untaped?

  17. Re:Well on NASA Contractor Needs Urine · · Score: 1

    Try to hack my 31337 firewall! [127.0.0.1]

    I wasn't going to say anything but you've been PWNED! Bwahahaha! You now must be very pissed.

  18. Re:Worried on Spore Creatures Now Outnumber Known Earth Species · · Score: 1

    That's because genetic engineers haven't been able to create real life penile creatures. Wait until genetic science get up to speed.

  19. Re:Easy... on 20 Features Windows 7 Should Include · · Score: 1

    You are joking, but I have a bet going with a good friend of mine that MS will ship a UNIX or Linux kernel within 20 years.

    I hope your bet is indexed by the oil barrel.

  20. Re:holy @$#^#^%&# FSM! on An Early Peek At AMD's Radeon HD 4870 X2 · · Score: 1

    high end overpowered video cards are what make my ladies all warm inside.

  21. Re:2008: Year of Linux on the Desktop on Mandriva Linux 2009 Alpha 2 Released · · Score: 1

    FREE!

    Are they making it free finally? I guess I can switch OSs now!

  22. Re:WHAT THE SHIT? on Mandriva Linux 2009 Alpha 2 Released · · Score: 1

    That would not happen in windows. It would be something like: "Error 0xFF3041123. Contact support.". On a pop-up. Without a close button. With "always stays on top".

  23. Re:I am looking for a physicist here... on New Particle Found, the Bottom-Most Bottomonium · · Score: 1

    Cheers to that!

  24. Re:Obligatory... on Seagate Announces First 1.5TB Desktop Hard Drive · · Score: 1

    Firefox

  25. Re:Obligatory... on Seagate Announces First 1.5TB Desktop Hard Drive · · Score: 1

    He probably means he has a RAID array of hard drives and they all live in harmony.