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  1. Re:Don't hurt the feelings of FSMs on Simulating Emotions Within Games · · Score: 1

    When you see two ASCII character sleeping side by side in the same room, you suspect that something is going on.

    I suspect of ASCII pr0n.

  2. New Twist on The Manga Guide to Statistics · · Score: 5, Funny

    Lies, damn Lies and Manga?

  3. Re:Seasoned Programmers? on How Do I Manage Seasoned Programmers? · · Score: 1

    I tagged this "marinate". The lemon should help eliminate the bugs.

  4. Well... on IWF Backs Down On Wiki Censorship · · Score: 1

    All in All it was just another brick in the firewall.

  5. Funny on Slashdot's Disagree Mail · · Score: 5, Funny

    Come on, tell us the truth. You are holding back on the funny ones, right?

  6. Now what on Researchers Discover How To Make the Perfect Phone Call · · Score: 3, Funny

    Instead three minutes should be spent catching up with news about family and friends, one minute on personal problems, a minute on work/school, 42 seconds on current affairs, 24 seconds on the weather, and 24 seconds talking about the opposite sex

    I am currently doing your heavily tattooed daughter, who I've meet at work, under pouring rain. There, covered, family, work, current affairs, weather and opposite sex. Should I hang up or use the 9 minutes 36 seconds on the details?

  7. Chess on Non-Violent, Cooperative Games? · · Score: 1

    How about a nice game of chess? Just aim for stalemate.

  8. Chess on Slashdot's Disagree Mail · · Score: 1

    I have invented a combined chess and checkers board. This board will allow the playing of both games within the same board. This idea was invented by Shampoo.

    OMG, that's brilliant. Using the same board for chess AND checkers! Shampoo for president!

  9. Oblig on In UK, Broadband Limits Confuse Nine In Ten Users · · Score: -1, Redundant

    In the UK broadband limits confuse YOU!

  10. Re:Huh-whuh? on Slashdot's Disagree Mail · · Score: 1

    Research says schizophrenics dig white on green.

  11. Re:So we can eat them? on Bringing Giant Tortoises Back From Extinction · · Score: 1

    Do they run Linux?

    Well, they do have a shell.

  12. Re:One word comes to mind... on "More Than Three Teams" Working On Halo Games · · Score: 1

    Huh? Harvest Halo?

  13. Re:Technical Term on Coating a Motherboard In Thermal Resin? · · Score: 3, Funny

    How will smoking marijuana help him?

  14. Re:The rarest thread ever in 5...4...3... on Red Alert 1 Released As Freeware · · Score: 1

    Does it count if it involves three fingers? If so, last Thursday was a good day for me.

    There, fixed it for you.

  15. Re:The lawyers are not completely to blame. on Unsolicited Offer For My Personal Domain Name? · · Score: 0

    exactly

  16. Re:Yes, it is confirmed that you can play early on SPORE Released 5 Days Early In Australia · · Score: 1

    "I just got Spore but I should've got a working camera."

  17. Re:Thanks devs! on ScummVM 0.12.0 Released — Support For New Games, Wiimote · · Score: 2, Insightful

    DOTT

  18. Something wrong on Bloatware Removal Threatens PC Industry Profits · · Score: 1

    There is definitely something wrong when laptop or PC manufacturers depend on shoving crap down customers throats to turn a profit. Is it too much of a stretch to think that profit should be a result of quality products and services and differentiation instead of corporate deals that offer little or no advantage to the customer who is actually buying the product from the maker?

  19. Re:Super Mice? on Scientists Use Virus To Reprogram Adult Cells In Mice · · Score: 1

    It was, but now it is back and genetically engineered.

  20. Re:Serious issue! on What To Do With All of My Gadget Chargers? · · Score: 2, Funny

    I bet he's an art critic.

  21. Re:Really that bad? on Bottom of The Barrel Book Reviews-Confessions of a Recovering Preppie · · Score: 1

    And it was not reviewed by rappers. Oh the bias!

  22. Re:Is it really that surprising? on Bottom of The Barrel Book Reviews-Confessions of a Recovering Preppie · · Score: 1

    Chapter 5: The day I had diarrhea

  23. Re:What about blasters? on 30 Years of the Lego Minifig · · Score: 1

    They forgot "blown apart by blasters, whips, and batrangs".

    And lightsabers.

  24. Re:Bad grammar on Too Human Meets Mediocre Reviews · · Score: 1

    I thought it was something called "Too Human Meets Mediocre" and it was reviewing something or being reviewed by someone. Actually, not really.

  25. Re:*HAPPYDANCE* on RIAA Pays Tanya Andersen $107,951 · · Score: 1

    RIAA has made the choice of suing her, now it is understanding the choice.