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  1. Why tax the source? on NY Bill Proposes Fat Tax On Games, DVDs, Junk Food · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why the 'ef is the city taxing these things that *fit* folks also enjoy.

    I enjoy Video games, watching DVD's and the occasional 2^32 calorie baconator sandwich. I also work out with weights 4 days a week and try to squeeze in some cardio on the weekends. I work hard to keep myself in shape, why the heck should I be paying these dumb taxes just because the city decided to play nanny to some obviously retarded morons..

    This reeks of the typical lawyer 'shift the blame' mentality. Tax the fat fucking folks not the source of their fat, charge them double on Airplanes and subways, the assholes take up 2.5 seats each, tax them for treating walkways like amusement park rides, tax them for holding up pedestrian traffic, No more disabled parking stickers for fat retards, let them walk and burn it off.

    Make an exception in case of folks that can't help it e.g. thyroid disorders but all the other morons stuffing themselves with Big Mac's all day long, teach them a lesson. the Japanese way sounds pretty good..

  2. Re:The Air Force on Ultra-Dense Deuterium Produced · · Score: 1

    Given it's density, the missile would probably tip over before launch :)

  3. Re:Yahoo on Microsoft Raises $3.8B in Bond Sale · · Score: 5, Funny

    they could buy Yahoo from the change in Steve Ballmer's couch cushions.

    I don't think you're aware of how Ballmer treats seating furniture.

    Read Slashdot comments from Sep'05 on any MS related article for more insight into this matter.

  4. Re:Something doesn't quite make sense, here... on The Pirate Bay Seeks Interesting Route To "Pay" Fine · · Score: 2

    Come again? Anyone who wants to "punish" me by sending me 13 cents, by all means feel free. If 30 million people each pay one Sek, how does that not pay the fine?

    The time honoured reply: RTFA! RTFA RTFA!

  5. Promote sex, demote violence on On the Advent of Controversial Video Games · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The American censor board has it backwards

    Most hormone crazed teens are only looking for an outlet for that pent up energy. Tons of violence accompanied by a total demonization of sex can only lead to frustration, couple that with a small arsenal in everyone's basement and you get a columbine

    Promote more love and sex in movies and video games along with free condoms, pills and sex education, I'm sure mindless violence will go down a lot.

  6. Free codecs are not a major threat on Theora Ahead of H.264 In Objective PSNR Quality · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This might not pose that much of a threat to H264, sounds like another OGG or FLAC. Superior in a lot of qualities but largely ignored by the majority

    Unless some major device manufacturers or youtube like heavyweights get behind it, it's gonna be pretty much limited to the geek community.

  7. Re: on Amazon Kindle DX Details Revealed · · Score: 1

    And now for the real question everyone is asking:

    Can you get porn on it?

    Yes you can:

    http://www.amazon.com/kamasutra/dp/B001C83O16/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1241633173&sr=8-1

    :P

  8. Re:The point isn't newspapers or magazines. on Amazon Kindle DX Details Revealed · · Score: 1

    Resale would never be allowed, with regular paper books there is a lot of wear and tear until a point in the poor textbook's life where it's nothing but clumps of pages hanging off the seams and scribbles and doodles all over them.

    e-books on the other hand have a virtually infinite life.
    Maybe resale could be allowed Amazon removed a few pages added some random scribbles when it passes ownership :)

  9. Re:$500 to read books you have to buy on Amazon Kindle DX Details Revealed · · Score: 1

    The library can have a copy soiled, pages torn out, genitalia doodles drawn on useful information, dog eared pages, books splitting at the seams, smelly pages, disease infested pages, someone's love letter/suicide confession between pages and worst of all no copies available.

    I agree this device is not for 'exploring authors and genres' (The library is the best for that) but for texts that you need or know you want to own.

  10. Re:All such book reads will fail until... on Amazon Kindle DX Details Revealed · · Score: 1

    I'm buying one as long as it works in the toilet... reading LOTR on the loo was a pain in the butt.

  11. Re:Before the FUD creeps in again: on Amazon Kindle DX Details Revealed · · Score: 1

    I think the price is for the e-ink technology, I saw someone reading an older 6" kindle a few days ago and the picture quality looks just like paper, no strain on the eyes.

    Give it like a month after release, I'm sure some hackers will break it open and port an open linux kernel to it :)

  12. console name on Apple Racks Up the Gaming Patents · · Score: 1

    I bet the console would be called 'iPlay'

  13. Re:Cults in tech? on The Biggest Cults In Tech · · Score: 1

    Eerily enough, I was told to gb2wow within a week of EVE after I commented that shooting beams at lumps of rocks was boring :-)

  14. Re:Perl? on The Biggest Cults In Tech · · Score: 1

    Don't you dare insult my lord!

    Our prophet Larry Wall(PBUH) was the son of the binary god sent down from the usenet heaven to rectify all who had strayed from the blissful path of eternal regular expressions.

    Sure the code might look obfuscated but it's a deliberate attempt to weed out the weak and phony followers who cannot see the true beauty of TMTOWDI underneath

    Laugh if you will but we'll be the ones transported to an eternal continuum of text processing and process integration in the afterlife. Hope you burn in you Java hell!

  15. Re:Why Windows isn't a cult on The Biggest Cults In Tech · · Score: 1

    Not all X users are X fanbois. I have a ubuntu using friend who hates it.

    I implore thee to burn thy friend at a stake for apostasy is the highest crime against the one true Desktop.

    Let they friend die in peace after you utter these divine words before he dies: 'Xorg loves you'.

  16. Re:Cults in tech? on The Biggest Cults In Tech · · Score: 1

    WoW and Evercrack are too large to be cults. They're major religions.

    Now EVE players are a cult, they're always trying to convert everyone

  17. What happened immediately after the big bang..... on Super-Sensors To Sense Big Bang Output · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... everyone covered their ears!

  18. Re:wasting time... on Google Mows With Goats · · Score: 5, Funny

    Not finding the sickly nerds in the google office cute, female google employees spend most of their day staring at muscular Miguel driving the lawn mower with his shirt off...

  19. Re:Side Effects? on Google Mows With Goats · · Score: 5, Informative

    Goat poo isn't as bad as cow pies or dog crap.. It's mostly small hardened pellets that deform or crumble rather than stick or squish.

  20. Re:I'll be the karma whore on FEMA Removes 9/11 Coloring Book For Children From Website · · Score: 1

    Before reading it I assumed it would have the subtle undercurrent of 'brown ppl = mommy killer' but the book seems pretty benign. Mostly of the pages deal with coping with losing a loved one to a disaster..

    Glad no one showed me this book when I was young.. I would have gone into a schizophrenic paranoid dementia :)

  21. Re:this wont affect me at all. on Think-Tank Warns of Internet "Brownouts" Starting Next Year · · Score: 1

    hmmmmm... french fried posts.. *drool*

  22. Tons of unused bandwidth on Think-Tank Warns of Internet "Brownouts" Starting Next Year · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I don't get it

    There's 20,000+ miles of dark fiber in America owned by a couple of shells or consortiums. All this was laid out during the late 90's dot com boom and the bandwidth per fiber was tripled with DWDM. Most of the holding companies acquired the infrastructure for pennies on the dollar as deployed fiber costs fell with dwdm.
    On top of that the telcos laid out an extra set of conduits with all fiber to snake future fiber through..all the backbone they need to double of triple their bandwidth is already available..

    The ISP's are really reluctant to invest money in leasing more fiber and upgrading their switches, god forbid they accidentally invest money in something actually beneficial for their customers. they prefer to spend money lobbying and threatening out the competition.. http://www.zeropaid.com/news/86081/big-us-isps-roll-out-push-polling-to-stop-cheap-internet/

    Let's create some more FUD on 'brownouts' and roll out the bandwidth caps... On a related note TWC will be repackaging a recent Southpark episode as a documentary on excess internet usage and broadcasting it for free on all channels tonight..

  23. Re:Chinese Sputnik? on "Miraculous" Stem Cell Progress Reported In China · · Score: 3, Insightful

    All comments till your post have been a poo-flinging contest between the democrats and republicans.

    America needs a good shake up to awaken people from this dumb political fuckfest and get their focus back on technology and science.

    In short, turn off the damn tv and pick up a book!

  24. Re:PC police on Town Fights Cricket Plague With Led Zeppelin · · Score: 0, Troll

    A destructive pest enjoys something that happens to be produced by niggers! It dislikes something that was produced by white people! Coincidence? I think not..

    That's correct..

    Jimi hendrix was the best rap artist ever...

    Eminem just rocks dude.. hardcore..

  25. Re:Why don't they target the whole world with ads? on Developing World Is a Profit Sink For Web Companies · · Score: 1

    Google already does it, so do a lot of large advertisement pools like doubleclick etc. using the consumer's IP.

    It wouldn't make sense for Tyson to make an ad in Chinese for a thanksgiving turkey but these sites and their affiliated advertisers could move their services to the international arena. Have a pool of advertisements from all major developing countries.. China, India, Brazil etc..

    It could be hard due to the trade restrictions in some countries but you can always collaborate with some local ad providers on some sort of a profit sharing scheme.