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Microsoft Raises $3.8B in Bond Sale

pfleming writes "Microsoft quietly, or not so quietly, raised some cheap cash in bond sales yesterday. For a company that already has a huge cash war chest and doesn't carry debt, what is the incentive to sell nearly $4 billion in bonds? From the article: 'Microsoft is sitting on $25 billion in cash, so the company doesn't need the bond proceeds "unless they have something big in mind," says Reena Aggarwal, professor of finance at Georgetown University's McDonough School of Business.'"

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  1. Yahoo by nicolas.kassis · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Obvious first idea.

    1. Re:Yahoo by Lord+Ender · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      No, this is the new chair fund. They're even building a chair-throwing range with moving targets.

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    2. Re:Yahoo by tcopeland · · Score: 3, Informative

      > Yahoo

      Steve Ballmer just did a session at the Stanford Entrepreneurial Thought Leaders Seminar where he was asked about the Yahoo acquisition. He said something to the effect of "I still think it was a good idea". Who knows, maybe you're right...

    3. Re:Yahoo by Kensai7 · · Score: 1

      I believe they could do it even without the bond. Any bigger alternatives?!

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    4. Re:Yahoo by eln · · Score: 5, Funny

      But they could buy Yahoo for the change in Bill Gates' couch cushions. If they wait 6 months, they could buy Yahoo from the change in Steve Ballmer's couch cushions. Maybe they're planning on buying the Justice Department outright to avoid any future "misunderstandings".

    5. Re:Yahoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft is going to abandon Windows, and buy Apple.

    6. Re:Yahoo by EvilToiletPaper · · Score: 5, Funny

      they could buy Yahoo from the change in Steve Ballmer's couch cushions.

      I don't think you're aware of how Ballmer treats seating furniture.

      Read Slashdot comments from Sep'05 on any MS related article for more insight into this matter.

    7. Re:Yahoo by sunderland56 · · Score: 1

      Microsoft is going to [...] buy Apple.

      That was my first thought, but the current market capitalization of Apple is $110 billion - so they'd need at least $55 billion to take over shareholder control. A puny $4B isn't enough to make a dent - less than 5% of shares gives you no special rights.

    8. Re:Yahoo by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 1

      less than 5% of shares gives you no special rights.

      Apropos of anything else, there are plenty of institutional investors and other controlling interests who would be quite willing to disagree. At about 5% of ownership you could easily claim seats on most boards, and though you may not have the absolute numbers, you've now pushed the threshold for objections to your proposals significantly higher.

    9. Re:Yahoo by CatBegemot · · Score: 1

      Don't they own part of it already? If I am not mistaken, there was some investment at the beginning of the century that was much talked about how MS is sponsoring Apple to be their only (supposedly controlled) competitor on desktop OS market.

    10. Re:Yahoo by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm fairly certain that EU and US regulators (along with many others) would probably shoot down any attempt at gaining such a footing with Apple down. Apple is the only other meaningful player in the desktop market (albeit still something of a bit player), and the anti-competitive nature of having MS pulling even the smallest strings at Apple would be the equivalent of a naked guy holding a piece of steak between his buttocks and shouting at the guard dog, "Come 'n' get it!"

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    11. Re:Yahoo by not+already+in+use · · Score: 1

      If I were a betting man I'd put my money on getting more involved in the consumer electronics department, infringing more on Apple's territory than google's.

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    12. Re:Yahoo by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 1

      IBM

    13. Re:Yahoo by MrAnnoyanceToYou · · Score: 1

      Bah. Got buried down below.

      But I think getting a huge piece of IBM would be a better idea. The patent porfolio alone would allow them to do neat things to everyone else in the software industry, and they would be in a good place to start Linux litigation worldwide.

    14. Re:Yahoo by NoStarchPlox · · Score: 3, Informative

      That would have to be one hell of a stock swap since IBM's current market cap is $137 billion.

    15. Re:Yahoo by jonbryce · · Score: 2, Informative

      Microsoft's market capitalisation is $177bn, Apples is $111bn, so there is almost as much chance of Apple buying Microsoft as there is of Microsoft buying Apple.

      Also, Apple has slightly more cash in the bank than Microsoft - $24.49bn vs $23.66bn.

    16. Re:Yahoo by jonbryce · · Score: 2, Insightful

      They are not on the list of major shareholders - http://finance.yahoo.com/q/mh?s=AAPL , they might own something, but certainly not anything significant.

    17. Re:Yahoo by Em+Ellel · · Score: 1

      Microsoft is going to abandon Windows, and buy Apple.

      Will not happen but it is a nice pipe dream. Would be nice to have a real OS like OS/X with windows-like openness. Yeah, I hear myself. Its a messed up world where that sentence makes sense, but compared to an OS that will not let you set desktop background to a color of your choosing without doing a workaround, Windows is freedom personified.

      Of course the cost of that freedom will probably be too high anyway, but there is a little part of me that thinks if MS started with a decent OS instead of hacking poor old DOS to death, things might have been much nicer.

      -Em

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    18. Re:Yahoo by fm6 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Some relevant numbers:

      Yahoo Market Cap: $21B
      Current Microsoft cash reserves: $24B
      Last MS offer for Yahoo: $44B

      Against numbers like these, it's difficult to see how Microsoft having, or not having, an extra $3B, would make any difference. Either way, they'd have to borrow at least half of the purchase price.

      I suspect that the Microsoft CFO is just playing the usually games that CFOs play. These guys are always shifting money around. When you've got that much cash, you can't just leave it in a bank account — even minor tweaks in the way you stash it can save you (or cost you) millions.

      One possibility: they're borrowing money at a low interest rate in order to retire debts that are carrying a higher interest rate.

    19. Re:Yahoo by MouseR · · Score: 1

      BlackBerry!

    20. Re:Yahoo by master5o1 · · Score: 1

      >MS related article for more insight into this matter.


      Like this one. There was a chair throwing joke up above.

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    21. Re:Yahoo by jason.sweet · · Score: 5, Funny

      There you go again - messing up a perfectly good theory with logic and facts. You should probably lurk for a while until you get an idea of how things work around here.

    22. Re:Yahoo by truthsearch · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The DoJ just announced they'll be paying more attention to anti-trust issues in general (apparently a reversal of a Bush mandate). So now may be a bad time for MS to scoop up the competition, even if Yahoo is currently at a bargain price. There's now a higher chance the purchase would be blocked, or later anti-trust action could be taken if they're not careful.

    23. Re:Yahoo by eln · · Score: 1

      Exactly, which is why he would have a lot less change in there than Bill Gates does.

    24. Re:Yahoo by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      One possibility: they're borrowing money at a low interest rate in order to retire debts that are carrying a higher interest rate.

      Except from TFA...

      "The sale represented the AAA-rated software giant's first ever long-term debt offering."

      Still, I think your "CFO comment" is more than likely... if someone will lend you money at 3% and you are confident you can make 5%+ off it, why not?

    25. Re:Yahoo by artemis67 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I agree; rumors are abounding that Microsoft will release the Zune Phone this year. Apple sold almost 4.5 million iPhones in the fourth quarter last year, compared with Microsoft selling about 6 million XBox 360's... it's a segment that Microsoft will not ignore any longer.

      No doubt they will treat a Zune Phone like the original XBox... force the establishment of the brand by sinking an ungodly amount of money into the division, and hope to become profitable in succeeding generations of the device.

    26. Re:Yahoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One possibility: they're borrowing money at a low interest rate in order to retire debts that are carrying a higher interest rate.

      For a company that already has a huge cash war chest and doesn't carry debt

      I know RTFAing is forbidden on /. but the summary??

    27. Re:Yahoo by bonch · · Score: 1

      What is "OS/X?" Did you mean Mac OS X? Why did you insert a slash?

    28. Re:Yahoo by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      Read Slashdot comments from Sep'05 on any MS related article for more insight into this matter.

      Also see slashdot comments on any MS-related article from Oct '06 to May '09 for further reference. Jokes don't get old here, they just get entrenched and build a following.

    29. Re:Yahoo by guyminuslife · · Score: 2, Funny

      GM.

      Or, as we will know it, "Microsoft Cars."

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    30. Re:Yahoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, as the previous anti-trust action had such a profound effect on them.~

    31. Re:Yahoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft has no debt - "For a company that already has a huge cash war chest and doesn't carry debt". They are purchasing it so they can buy back their stock while its relatively cheap.

      We can make the math simple (not actual numbers).

      Let's say Bonds cost Microsoft 5% a year
      Let's say Microsoft expects its stock to increase 10% a year

      By selling bonds, and buying their own stock they make 5% a year on the Bonds. Make sense?

    32. Re:Yahoo by guyminuslife · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That's what I'd put my ($4B) money on.

      Mobile devices threaten their desktop business in the long term. What's the one reason people (present company excluded) would ever switch away from Windows? Apps. And they've got the game market by the balls. What's are developers making for commercial phones? Apps. And games especially. See where this is going?

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    33. Re:Yahoo by darkpixel2k · · Score: 4, Funny

      The DoJ just announced they'll be paying more attention to anti-trust issues in general (apparently a reversal of a Bush mandate). So now may be a bad time for MS to scoop up the competition, even if Yahoo is currently at a bargain price. There's now a higher chance the purchase would be blocked, or later anti-trust action could be taken if they're not careful.

      The DoJ just announced they'll be paying more attention to anti-trust issues in general. So now may be a good time for MS to bribe a few government officials...

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    34. Re:Yahoo by CodeBuster · · Score: 1

      One possibility: they're borrowing money at a low interest rate in order to retire debts that are carrying a higher interest rate.

      Do they have any substantial debts to retire? I thought that Microsoft had essentially no debts, just net assets.

    35. Re:Yahoo by khellendros1984 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Windows-like "openness"?? Are we using the same OS?

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    36. Re:Yahoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't need to buy 100% of the shares to effectively own a public company.

    37. Re:Yahoo by fm6 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Oops. You're quite correct.

      Here's the explanation on Bloomberg:

      Microsoft... plans to help fund a $40 billion share repurchase program, as well as build data centers to help narrow the gap with Internet search leader Google Inc. Microsoft has also said it wants to amass cash as a weak economy provides opportunities to acquire small and midsize companies.

    38. Re:Yahoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well that's boring.

    39. Re:Yahoo by fm6 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I knew that MS didn't have any debt. But somehow my feeble brain didn't connect that with the idea that they couldn't have any outstanding bonds...

      Anyway, we're both wrong. Bloomberg is reporting that it's mostly about stock buyback, along with a little capital improvement and being prepared for any small companies they can grab at today's discount prices.

    40. Re:Yahoo by fm6 · · Score: 1

      I see you're back in angry asshole mode. Was behaving like a real human being too much of a strain?

    41. Re:Yahoo by xenocide2 · · Score: 1

      They're paying 5 percent on their 30 year debts. I can get a car loan close to that, without the 24 billion in collateral that earns Microsoft the AAA rating. It's not enough to help buy Yahoo, but should be plenty to buy any of a number of smaller companies. Perhaps microsoft decided to engage in ratings arbitrage and enter the LBO business?

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    42. Re:Yahoo by failedlogic · · Score: 1

      Bill Gates' pension?

    43. Re:Yahoo by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Your criticism of my rhetorical skills is very disheartening, especially in light of your own extreme ability in this area.

    44. Re:Yahoo by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. They heard Apple was going to buy Twitter and decided they really, really HAD to have it.

    45. Re:Yahoo by YoyodynePropulsionIn · · Score: 1

      It is not for Yahoo. They can buy Yahoo with shares. It is for something else.
      How about Accenture?

      It makes sense. Accenture is in IT consulting and has access to senior executives, CIOs and even CEO of Fortune 500 companies. If you want to convince these guys to move to Microsoft Cloud you need good consultants.

      Steve Ballmer was on Board of Directors of Accenture until 3 years ago so he knows the company and how it can help Microsoft.

      Cash would be needed to pay off Accenture partners.

      Just a speculation, but a plausible one.

    46. Re:Yahoo by Magic5Ball · · Score: 1

      They could do many acquisitions without the bond, but borrowing with the bond probably costs less in interest paid on the bond, than they would lose on interest received were they to withdraw it from their cash-equivalent holdings. For example, their bonds might pay out at 3 per cent, but if their GICs (or cash equivalents) were invested at a larger rate, like 5 per cent, it makes more sense to borrow against their holdings than to convert their holdings to cash (percentages and holding types are made up). Saving two per cent on $billions is worth enough Zunes for this move to be worthwhile.

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    47. Re:Yahoo by mgblst · · Score: 2, Funny

      I hope they do treat it like the first xbox, and release a modified laptop in a huge case, with a speaker and mic stapled on.

    48. Re:Yahoo by AndrewStephens · · Score: 1

      I hope not. I just increased the limit on my credit card to $6000 with a view to purchasing Yahoo in the near future.

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    49. Re:Yahoo by dabooda · · Score: 1

      He explained what he meant. How is that comment 'Informative' anyway?

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    50. Re:Yahoo by perryizgr8 · · Score: 1

      just today morning (1 hour ago) i read in the newspaper economic times, an interview of steve ballmer. he is here (in delhi) for the tech-ed event. when asked about yahoo he said, "i'm glad yahoo did not accept our $33/share offer...we are not going to acquire them but we are going to work together." here is the link. check out the last paragraph and the next page.

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    51. Re:Yahoo by symbolset · · Score: 1

      Maybe they're planning on buying the Justice Department outright to avoid any future "misunderstandings".

      The Recording Industry isn't likely to sell their prize to Microsoft.

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    52. Re:Yahoo by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      Don't sell yourself short ;) At a really generic level, the only reason any company would take out a loan is if they could get it for free/profit or they thought they would need it in the future and predicted it would be more expensive to get when they needed it... (in fact, what other reasons would ANYONE have to take out a loan? To build credit?? :)

      So for Microsoft (with $25B in the bank) it means they are probably making more on investments with the cash they have than what they will pay on the bonds - which is "CFO tricks" by any definition...

    53. Re:Yahoo by indi0144 · · Score: 1

      I can see the lineup:

      The MS Vista Canyonero the only SUV that locks you in every two hours.

      The MS Swift Starter only one passenger at a time

      The MS Mustang Ultimate, the car delivers but still you maybe have to take it to Redmond twice a year to reactivate it because WGA went ape shit.

    54. Re:Yahoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "For me, Microsoft is so last century. They are not the problem," Varney said at a June 19 panel discussion sponsored by the American Antitrust Institute. The U.S. economy will "continually see a problem -- potentially with Google" because it already "has acquired a monopoly in Internet online advertising," she said. link

      So, a 90% market share is a non-issue while 76% market share is a big problem. Clicking on another website is a shedload easier than installing a different operating system (especially when most retailers will make you pay for Windows even if you don't want it). Not to mention the contrast of how each company has dealt with competitors since reaching a commanding share of their respective domains.

      Google does need to be watched, but saying that Microsoft is a non-issue is unacceptable in my book. They will "f'ing kill Google" (or any other tech company) if they get the chance, and getting an opponent into antitrust issues while they run free is exactly the opportunity they would want.

    55. Re:Yahoo by fm6 · · Score: 1

      In the current market? Of course I'm selling short!

    56. Re:Yahoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MS Windows keeps breaking
      Broken windows are open

      MS Windows is the true open operating system Q.E.D.

    57. Re:Yahoo by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      ...would be the equivalent of a naked guy holding a piece of steak between his buttocks and shouting at the guard dog, "Come 'n' get it!"

      That's how IE users feel on the intercords already.

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    58. Re:Yahoo by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      Windows-like "openness"?? Are we using the same OS?

      Ha, Windows user, caught your slip o' tongue! Begone from this place!

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    59. Re:Yahoo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hahahaha! Chair throwing! Haaahahahaa! That's just so damn funny! Ballmer threw a chair! Haahahaha! Didn't he! Hahahaaaha!!

    60. Re:Yahoo by KinkyClown · · Score: 1

      He must be talking about ReactOS... :)

    61. Re:Yahoo by AHuxley · · Score: 1

      Apple ?

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    62. Re:Yahoo by lxs · · Score: 1

      What do you mean? Windows is wide open.
      Open to viruses, open to IE exploits, open to trojans...

    63. Re:Yahoo by Keeper+Of+Keys · · Score: 1

      Facebook?

    64. Re:Yahoo by Keeper+Of+Keys · · Score: 1

      No doubt they will treat a Zune Phone like the original XBox

      What proportion of them will explode?

    65. Re:Yahoo by TheDreadSlashdotterD · · Score: 1

      There can be only one!

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    66. Re:Yahoo by keefus_a · · Score: 1

      I'd be willing to wager that Palm is a bigger blip on their radar than Yahoo. Nobody is going to take the place of MySpace or Facebook (Google already tried), and it's not very likely that anyone will displace Google as the choice for finding everything else. Frankly, today's Yahoo is yesterday's AOL. And ask Time/Warner how that turned out.

      Meanwhile the iPhone is becoming a legitimate threat to the Windows Mobile user base. In walks Palm with a highly anticipated new OS and hardware. It could be a pretty cheap gamble with potential for a massive payoff.

    67. Re:Yahoo by Chapter80 · · Score: 1

      So maybe a partnership / purchase of RIM (Blackberry)?

    68. Re:Yahoo by Chapter80 · · Score: 1

      Either way, they'd have to borrow at least half of the purchase price.

      Umm... in their last offer, they were not borrowing ANY. Did you miss that?
      Half was cash, half was a stock swap.
      Don't forget, at time of purchase, they'd have access to Yahoo's cash reserves too.

    69. Re:Yahoo by sakasune · · Score: 1

      Sorry I'm late to the party, but I just wanted to throw my 2 cents in...I can't find an article with the exact details, but I believe they paid off their debt in 2004. Here's an article about them paying off all their debt: http://macdailynews.com/index.php/weblog/comments/2622/

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  2. The name is... by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 5, Funny

    The name is bonds... Microsoft Bonds.

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    1. Re:The name is... by microbee · · Score: 5, Funny

      Somehow "micro" "soft" don't sit very well with "Bond".

    2. Re:The name is... by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Claiming you're a secret agent can make up for a lot of... shortcomings. Or so I hear.

    3. Re:The name is... by artemis67 · · Score: 1

      Windows "double-oh" 7?

    4. Re:The name is... by dontmakemethink · · Score: 1

      Somehow "micro" "soft" don't sit very well with "Bond".

      MicroSoft becomes MacroHard once it's shaken (not stirred).

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    5. Re:The name is... by jobst · · Score: 1

      Ok then. How about "The name is soft... Micro Soft" or "The name is bonds... Soft Bonds"

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    6. Re:The name is... by Chapter80 · · Score: 1

      He was only 007.

  3. Question by egr · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Where can I buy this bond?

    1. Re:Question by Lord+Ender · · Score: 2, Interesting

      JP Morgan Chase. They probably won't talk to you unless you have many thousands to invest, though.

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    2. Re:Question by cynical+kane · · Score: 5, Informative

      No, any bond broker should carry them. E*Trade has some for offer right now. And you don't need "many thousands". You do need one thousand, though, as bonds are typically sold with a face value of $1000.

    3. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    4. Re:Question by Lord+Ender · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "J.P. Morgan and Morgan Stanley led the bond sale."

      http://www.marketwatch.com/story/microsoft-announces-first-ever-bond-offering

      Sure, you can buy pieces on the secondary market. But that's true of just about anything.

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    5. Re:Question by KingPin27 · · Score: 1

      This is true - but bonds can be sold at other rates. The trick is is that the bonds come in "bunches" so one can't merely by 1 bond you have to buy 100 or 1,000 or some said amount.

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    6. Re:Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Dude,

      $3.8 billion divided by $1000/bond is 3.8 million bonds.

    7. Re:Question by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      Don't take investing advise from anonymous posters on the internet.

      That said, here's my advise: you don't want this bond. The return on bonds right now is pitiful, you might as well buy T-bills.

      I'm not well versed in corporate finance regulations, but I wouldn't be surprised if Microsoft isn't floating this bond because given the interest, they think it's essentially free money.

    8. Re:Question by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      Depends on the broker and the bonds; stuff sold through InterNotes, for example, can be bought in single $1,000 increments, e.g. through Fidelity.

    9. Re:Question by catmistake · · Score: 1

      Where can I buy this bond?

      Why would you want to? Why invest in a proprietary bond that locks you in to one vendor? Linux bonds are free.

  4. SAP by twistedemotions · · Score: 4, Insightful

    German software company SAP appears to be a possible target.

    1. Re:SAP by revlayle · · Score: 4, Funny

      The only positive of that, is MAYBE MS would kill off Business Objects once and for all (yes, I know, a pipe dream)

    2. Re:SAP by Churla · · Score: 1

      Of all the possible targets I would have to say this one has a lot of solid reason behind it.

      They want to be the "software for everyone" and that means running businesses. One reason the PC took off over the Mac was that many people used PC's at work, so used them at home. Make sure people see lots of Microsoft at work, they will be more likely to run it at home.

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    3. Re:SAP by Deag · · Score: 4, Funny

      No no they are building the solar train, the numbers add up.

    4. Re:SAP by rackserverdeals · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even IBM won't buy SAP and I think it's unlikely that MS would. Or at least I think it would be a bad idea.

      SAP doesn't look like a good buy. SAP stockholders would want a premium over it's current share price and at 48 billion bucks it doesn't look attractive for a company that only has only $16 billion in annual revenue.

      It's not a big discount like other companies, such as Sun, that really took a beating recently in the market.

      The Oracle/Sun deal might hurt SAP but with their revenue and profit it's still good to be SAP, but with their market cap, it's not good to buy SAP in my opinion.

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    5. Re:SAP by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

      God I hope you're right. Whatever I may think of MS' software, it is certainly better than SAP enterprise crap. Time charging, purchasing, expense reports, etc. all take approximately 5 times as long as the merely tedious manual and excel process we used to have.

    6. Re:SAP by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      Sun might not be as big a discount as was previously thought, what with the class-action shareholder suit to block the sale to Oracle because it undervalues shareholder equity and all.

    7. Re:SAP by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Ye gods. And replace it with SAP? Talk about "six of one, half a dozen of the other".

    8. Re:SAP by hairyfeet · · Score: 1

      I would put my money on the Yahoo deal, not only because it gives them search, but because Yahoo mail is the #1 webmail provider which would give them a hell of a lot of data to mine and a hell of a lot of eyeballs to sell advertising space to. And let's face it: MSFT Search and Hotmail really do suck the big wet titty. pretty much the only way they are going to get out of dead last is to buy their way out, and by buying Yahoo they go up to #2 without actually having to build anything useful.

      I just hope they don't ruin Yahoo Mail by making it "Yahoo Web 2.0 Live enabled Vista ready" crap. if there is anything MSFT has proven over the years it is that they REALLY suck at the web.

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    9. Re:SAP by rackserverdeals · · Score: 1

      There are some stockholders that will launch a class action given any opportunity and mergers are good opportunities.

      I think Sun's technology and business can turn around but they would need a lot of capital to do it. With the economic downturn, loss of revenue, and difficulty they'll have raising cash, it would be tough.

      If the stockholders thought the company was worth a lot more than $9.50 they should have bought when it was around $4 then when they get the proceeds from the merger buy Oracle stock.

      The class action suits are non news.

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    10. Re:SAP by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      Even if the suit doesn't block the sale, it's time lost and legal fees spent. It could get dismissed quickly and cheaply, but it could drive the total cost of the acquisition up to the point the shareholders want even if they aren't the ones who get the money in the end. It's not as big a discount if the cost to perform the transaction goes up. What's more is if it doesn't get settled quickly, other potential buyers have longer to consider what they are willing to offer.

    11. Re:SAP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Microsoft SAP' ?
      A brand name that also provides a useful adjective - nice!

    12. Re:SAP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry to knit-pick but this is Slashdot. It's:

      Six **OR** one-half-dozen of the other.

      In other words: 6 (of this) and 1/2 of 12 (of that) == the same thing

    13. Re:SAP by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      The Or is implied, and Google says it's correct, (and that you're an idiot.)

      "Ye Gods," on the other hand, appears to be a mangling of egads.

      It's like the blind leading the deaf. :P

    14. Re:SAP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry to knit-pick

      What the fuck is "knit-picking"??? Jesus, some IPs should have their posting privileges revoked.

    15. Re:SAP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You've got the "Ye Gods"/"egads" thing backwards. "Ye Gods" came first.

      Not to nitpick, but you quoted answers.com? You realize that *anyone* can answer those questions with anything sounding authoritative and it sticks, right? At least that's what I read at Uncyclopedia.wikia.com.

  5. My theory. by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 5, Funny

    8 Billion to buy Sun out from under Oracle.
    The rest for the antitrust lawsuits.

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    1. Re:My theory. by jd · · Score: 1

      Why not just buy Oracle and get Sun for free? Besides, they need to spend some of that 8 billion on chairs for Ballmer.

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    2. Re:My theory. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They will buy GM, and a couple of private jets to fly to DC and ask for a bailout.

    3. Re:My theory. by rackserverdeals · · Score: 1

      8 Billion to buy Sun out from under Oracle.

      The rest for the antitrust lawsuits.

      In something Sun released about the merger recently, there were three parties interested in buying Sun. In addition to IBM and Oracle there was one more that isn't known and didn't make an offer. It was assumed to be HP, and that's most likely the case, but it would be interesting (and horrible) if it turned out to be MS.

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    4. Re:My theory. by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      No no no.

      It's all for antitrust lawsuits.

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    5. Re:My theory. by James+Skarzinskas · · Score: 1

      In the land of Mordor, where the shadows lie?

    6. Re:My theory. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "8 Billion to buy Sun out from under Oracle."

      I first read that as "buy THE Sun out from under Oracle". I immediately had a vision of Microsoft blocking out the sun (like Mr. Burns on "The Simpsons").

  6. Buyout? by Xoron101 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe they want to buy GM?

    1. Re:Buyout? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The market cap of GM is less than $1 billion right now. All the common stock could be purchased for this price.

    2. Re:Buyout? by brian1078 · · Score: 1

      That's at least an order of magnitude more than they would need to take GM off the government's hands. :D

    3. Re:Buyout? by Publikwerks · · Score: 1

      They should wait a month or so then. They could pickup GM for a copy of Vista and a unlimited refils from the Redmond soda fountain

    4. Re:Buyout? by nicolas.kassis · · Score: 1

      That's not how it works. You can just go out and try to buy every outstanding stock in one shot anyway + you still have to convince the current stock holders to sell.

    5. Re:Buyout? by ausekilis · · Score: 3, Funny

      Just what we need, Microsoft Hummer.

      First they were big, resource-intensive, and used by people oblivious to what's around them. Now they'll blue-screen at the drop of a dime or pop up a dialog for you to confirm you really meant to use the brake pedal.

    6. Re:Buyout? by NatasRevol · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Give them 4x their current holdings, I bet most would sell.

      4x$1B == $4B

      See the connection?

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    7. Re:Buyout? by Amouth · · Score: 1

      i don't think that would be an issue right now

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    8. Re:Buyout? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right now, you could probably offer 50-75% of the market cap for GM and have a realistic shot of getting it. Odds are GM will be bankrupt RSN and the current stock will be worth $0. Of course, you might be getting a really bad deal, since then you would also own all the debt. If you were to offer 50% of the market cap for the equity and 40 cents on the dollar for debt you would have a really good shot at getting it as well.

    9. Re:Buyout? by nsayer · · Score: 1

      Well, it would make all of those car analogies you find here on /. all that much more apropos.

    10. Re:Buyout? by eclectro · · Score: 1

      Maybe they want to buy GM?

      They wouldn't need to sell a bunch of bonds for that. They could just dig out the change under the couch cushions in Bill Gates office. Or whoever's office that couch is now in.

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    11. Re:Buyout? by kent_eh · · Score: 1

      That would make software crashes much more interesting.

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    12. Re:Buyout? by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      We would loose GM if that were to happen as no one wants to be driving their vehicle down the interstate and get a BSOD.

      More likely it is to pay for the EU fines and then try to hedge that against what they believe, and falsely that is, at a successful Win7 launch.

      As PC Mag indicated Win7 is just about 5% faster than Vista where that increase is imperceptible to the average user.

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    13. Re:Buyout? by corbettw · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Darwin approves of this merger.

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    14. Re:Buyout? by BlitzTech · · Score: 1

      I really hope they aren't. If they do, I'll cry when MSGM announces its first product - the Microsoft Wheels. Also, roads will pass Iraq to become the Most Dangerous Place on Earth.

    15. Re:Buyout? by just+fiddling+around · · Score: 1

      Pfah! They only need $1B to do that! It's not as if anybody would compete to buy such a dead horse. And they will probably get as a bonus the plans for the hush-hush 100MPG carburetor everybody says does not exist.

      See: Profit! and: I for one welcome our blue-screening 100MPG car overlords.

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    16. Re:Buyout? by mundanetechnomancer · · Score: 1

      1 billion to own the company, 3 billion to turn it into something worth owning

    17. Re:Buyout? by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

      Give it a year or two and you could buy GM with the change from under my couch cushions.

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    18. Re:Buyout? by Locutus · · Score: 5, Funny

      so they can finally build that perfect Microsoft Car... As the story goes, it would work like this:

      1. For no reason at all, your car would crash twice a day.

      2. Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you'd have to buy a new car.

      3. Ocasionally, when executing a maneuver such as making a left-turn would cause the car to shut down and refuse to start, and you would have to reinstall the engine. ...well, you should know the rest of the gig.

      LoB

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    19. Re:Buyout? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey! Change the parent! It shouldn't be (Score:4, Funny), it should be (Score:5 Insightful)

    20. Re:Buyout? by Bert64 · · Score: 1

      Doesn't matter, it's more hyped and hardware is faster on average now, so people will lap it up even if it doesn't benefit them at all.

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    21. Re:Buyout? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm driving a new Ford Escape Hybrid, and it has a Microsoft label on it (for the Microsoft Sync technology it uses).

      And yes, I've had to reboot it when it stopped working properly.

      God help us all.

  7. It's obvious by Publikwerks · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    They are going to clone Jesus

    1. Re:It's obvious by martin_henry · · Score: 1

      Probably better marketing than that Mojave Experiment.

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    2. Re:It's obvious by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are going to clone Jesus

      But would a clone of Steve Jobs be willing to work at Microsoft?

    3. Re:It's obvious by sentientbeing · · Score: 2, Funny

      Thats a ridiculous idea.

      He wouldnt sell well in international markets.

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    4. Re:It's obvious by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't cloning someone who has left no DNA behind be somewhat difficult?

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    5. Re:It's obvious by 3vi1 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not just difficult, it would be a miracle.

    6. Re:It's obvious by Publikwerks · · Score: 1

      First off, I saw Jurrasic Park. Totally doable. Secondly, why would you want to have like 1000s of Jesi running around, doing tech support. Bet they could fix WindowsMe and remove the shutdown limitation of Windows 7 with just a touch.

    7. Re:It's obvious by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Nah, with Jesus doing tech support you still get a blue screen of death. Only difference is, 3 days later, Windows automagically reboots itself!

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  8. That's just fiscally stupid. by tjstork · · Score: 1

    Given ALL the problems we see with corporations that carry debt, why on earth Microsoft would want to piss away a giant cash reserve AND borrow money given an extremely rough competitive landscape seems to be the worst decision made in the history of the company.

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    1. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by Geoffrey.landis · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Given ALL the problems we see with corporations that carry debt, why on earth Microsoft would want to piss away a giant cash reserve AND borrow money...

      Because debt is really cheap right now.

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    2. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by logjon · · Score: 1

      You should probably just stick to your guns, finance not being one of them. There is a huge difference between the practices of AIG and the like and leveraging a few billion dollars out of what is now nearly 30. No parallel whatsoever. And like Geoffrey said, debt is cheap right now. And that, coupled with Microsoft's obviously high bond rating means you clearly have no idea what you're talking about.

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    3. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by FooAtWFU · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, Microsoft can probably get a pretty good deal on debt, considering how safe they are and how risky everyone else looks. This is a way to exploit an advantage they have right now, and they can wait for a chance to use it in the future. They must think that the interest on a bond must be cheaper than waiting (or waiting-and-spending-their-own-cash. since cash is a handy buffer and a hedge against risk in These Turbulent Economic Times (tm) and possibly worth it.)

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    4. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by jayhawk88 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm guessing that Microsoft has about 4 dozen guys that know so much about finance, they would literally make you slit your wrists should you ever be matched up against them in a test of financial knowledge. Maybe, just maybe, they know what they're doing more than some random dude Slashdotting from work.

    5. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by FooAtWFU · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You know what else is cheap right now? Microsoft stock. Compared to last year, anyway (it's down a third)... and possibly compared to next year? They could invest in themselves: buy back company stock now while debt is N%, possibly leaving the (remaining) shareholders with a more-than-N-% return several years down the line when their stock rises due to other reasons.

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    6. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by SlashDotDotDot · · Score: 1
      From TFA:

      The deal also allows Microsoft to "dip a toe in the bond market," says Andy Miedler, senior technology analyst for Edward Jones. The sale makes rating agencies more familiar with Microsoft, which would help if the company ever decides to issue large amount of debt quickly, Miedler notes.

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    7. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by sgbett · · Score: 1

      AAPL is cheap right now. That would be some hedge play :D

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    8. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by Red+Flayer · · Score: 5, Funny

      Given ALL the problems we see with corporations that carry debt, why on earth Microsoft would want to piss away a giant cash reserve AND borrow money given an extremely rough competitive landscape seems to be the worst decision made in the history of the company.

      Actually, now is a great time to issue bonds. Interest rates are extremely low (particularly for well-rated bonds which MS bonds assuredly will be) so if they can expect even a modest return on the bonds, they'll do well.

      My gut tells me that this is a hedge against inflation, not a cash-raising effort for some diabolical plan.

      On the other hand, this may be part of Gatus's effort to collaborate with Joba to create the One True OS with Global Web Search in order to stop Googol the Destroyer.

      When last we saw our heroes they had embarked on their quest to stop Googol the Destroyer and his infernal plan to invoke the End of Days via the Rite of a Million Targeted Ads, but the rogue druid Stallmanx was hampering their efforts by biasing the common sorceror against them.

      "Joba," the Oracle at Redwood Shores proclaimed, "You must harness the power of all the sorcerors of the land to stop Googol. Only by having them all contribute to the One True yada-yada can you stop Googol. I have spoken!"

      And so Joba consulted with Gatus. "Gatus, how can we get all the other sorcerors to contribute? They don't like us, that bearded wretch Stallmanx has turned them all against us."

      Gatus thought and thought, but in the end he resorted to his base nature... "I will buy the sorcerors we need! I'm short of cash though, I need another 5 billion. Maybe I could issue some bonds.".

      Intrigued, Joba responded. "Yes, you can buy the greedy ones. I can use my powers of seduction and envy to make them all want to be like me. Yes, I will subvert the Ministers of Fashion to convert the low self-esteem rabble to our cause."

      And so Gatus and Joba began to plan.

      Meanwhile, the crack team of evil underlords at Google were busy with their database of potential ways for the world to be saved, and developing their counter-strategies. The acolytes of Googol the Destroyer were busily releasing the Webcrawling Spiders of Damnation upon the world, to catch information to sacrifice to their terrible leader, who devoured data with great appetite and gobsmacking satisfaction.

      But Stallmanx is quiet... what is he working on in his secret laboratory? What nefarious ritual is he preparing to thwart our heroes? Will Joba and Gatus be able to overcome his resistance? Will we ever find out what wonders lie beneath the surface of Stallmanx's Beard of Druidic Prowess? Can Googol the Destroyer be thwarted?

      Tune in to next week's episode of Google the Destroyer!

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    9. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by Schnoogs · · Score: 0

      If they only had you on their staff...right don't you wait till they actually announce what they are doing before you pass judgment.

      Oh wait...this is Slashdot...carry on.

    10. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

      > Because debt is really cheap right now.

      Yup, They bet they can make a better return on it than the interest they will pay out. But still, it was only a couple of years ago they were passing out special dividends because they had so much cash on hand and apparently couldn't find better uses to put it to. So something is about to go down and it will be mega. With 25B now, add another 6B and they could pull off a 31B all cash transaction. And that never happens, there is always stock and such involved so they could be planning anything up to 50-75B So no, they won't be buying Google or IBM, but almost every other tech player should be looked at as a possible target.

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    11. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Given ALL the problems we see with corporations that carry debt, why on earth Microsoft would want to piss away a giant cash reserve AND borrow money ...?

      Perhaps they're expecting significant inflation, or even hyperinflation, of dollars (as is everybody with the least clue about the theories of the Austrian school of economics.)

      Interest rates are massively depressed by the "printing press money" currently pouring out of Washington. The expectation that the money will devalue drastically over the next couple quarters to couple years (especially now that China has stopped buying US bonds). Meanwhile the artificially depressed (compared to borrowing only savings) interest rates continue the diversion of "stuff" from where it can build infrastructure to make a future profit and into either projects that can't be finished or won't have customers when they're done or immediate consumption. This turns a recession into a depression. It's exactly what happened to create the Great Depression, but the government is doing it more this time around and with no safety net from a gold standard - so the US could end up more like Weimar Germany than the US of the '30s.

      If you believe that, the logical thing to do is to grab some of the dollars at the low interest rate before the inflation gets figured into their price and use them to buy assets that won't inflate or disintegrate in a depression. Pick off undervalued resources - commodities, potentially profitable companies, etc. Then when the inflation hits, cash things like your gold reserves and pay off the notes in inflated dollars.

      To give you an idea of what hyperinflation is like: In the first year and a half after the Treaty of Versaille's reparation section took effect, the money inflated so much that, were it to happen here, a $200,000 mortgage could be paid off completely for the price of a slice of toast. (Over 9 years it inflated by a trillion-to-one, before they instituted a new money that was more solidly backed.)

      = = =

      Then again:
        - Maybe they see an acquisition target and need a bit more cash.
        - Maybe they ARE, or expect to become, an acquisition target (due to the cash reserves and an expectation of a stock price drop) and are working on looking less attractive. B-)

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    12. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by lymond01 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm guessing that Microsoft has about 4 dozen guys that know so much about finance, they know what they're doing more than some random dude Slashdotting from work.

      Unlike Microsoft's marketing department...

    13. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by Achromatic1978 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Microsoft is currently working on a $40B stock buy back, having recently completed ANOTHER $40B stock buy back. That's the amusing thing about the people who say that Apple is getting bigger than MS, based purely on cash in hand. Yes, MSFT "only" has $25B cash. That's after buying back $80B of stock.

    14. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by FooRat · · Score: 2, Interesting

      True, but to be fair, you could also have said that about most the big corps that have collapsed over the last year or two before they went belly-up.

    15. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by Foredecker · · Score: 3, Insightful

      MSFT can make more money investing its existing cash. Its the same kind of trade off an individual may make: Do I invest my money? Or pay down my mortgage? if you mortgage rate is very low, then it makes more sense to invest your cash.

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    16. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by PitaBred · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No matter how smart an individual man is, you get them into groups and they can collectively do a lot of stupid things. I mean, Microsoft also though that Microsoft Bob was a good idea.

    17. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by Gat0r30y · · Score: 1

      Maybe, just maybe, they know what they're doing more than some random dude Slashdotting from work.

      What if they are some random dude just slashdotting from work?

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    18. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > "Maybe, just maybe, they know what they're doing more than some random dude Slashdotting from work."

      Microsoft Bob, Internet Explorer, XBox, Zune, Surface, GW-BASIC, DOS, Windows ME, Vista.

      No, I'm sorry, I do not attribute God-like powers of intelligence to Microsoft's staff. I'd guess about 2% of their staff is above-average, 5% is average, and the rest are dumb as pig shit.

    19. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by jollyreaper · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm guessing that Microsoft has about 4 dozen guys that know so much about finance, they would literally make you slit your wrists should you ever be matched up against them in a test of financial knowledge. Maybe, just maybe, they know what they're doing more than some random dude Slashdotting from work.

      You could have said the same thing about Enron ten years ago. :)

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    20. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      That sounds like the best guess I've seen yet.

    21. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      can you explain to me how debt is a hedge against inflation?

      It seems to me that it goes the other way, you take on debt for cash now. The value of the cash decreases, then you have to pay back your bond holders, plus interest.

      Am I missing something?

    22. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given that their stock is worth only $18, hasn't gone over $30 in the last 10 years and has stagnated and continued to drop ever since 2000, I'm willing to bet they may know something about money but ZERO about how to make it.

    23. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best response I've seen in days Insightful, Nasty, Concise and Funny all at once.

    24. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      nevermind. Answering my own question:

      Obviously the hedge is that your current cash will be worth less and your revenue will increase, allowing you to pay off your debt at a fraction of the current value.

    25. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I eagerly hope for hyperinflation and the eventual collapse of our pyramid scheme that is the Fereral Reserve.

    26. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by pwfffff · · Score: 1

      Inflation means the value of cash does indeed decrease. The total money supply is what is 'inflated'.

      See paragraph #2:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inflation#Positive

    27. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by ezberry · · Score: 1

      Borrowing money is not a bad move. You have to look into the corporate finance of it. For one, if you can assume that a company makes money at least at the rate it borrows (MS is borrowing at what 5%? 6%?). Interest payments on debt are deductible, meaning MS is only paying (1-corporate tax rate)% after taxes, so by borrowing it gains the present value of tax savings on the money it's borrowed. This directly adds to the corporate valuation of the company. Meanwhile, sitting on cash, when the company has a weighted average cost of capital to meet, has negative valuation for the company.

    28. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You really don't have to be "into the Austrian school of economics" to understand inflation.
      Hyperinflation, were it to happen in the US, is not due to the money "printing press", which has been running freely ever since the early seventies.
      It has to do with exchange rates. But I'll cut my long story short.

    29. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      No, the reason is that the current cash can be invested for higher returns during an inflationary period.

      1. Issue bond at x%. Receive cash.
      2. Invest cash during inflationary period for (x + y)%.
      3. Pay x% interest.
      4. No ???? needed.
      5. Profit y%.

      Remember: Inflation benefits all fixed-rate debt holders (and hence is part of the solution to the huge amount of personal & public debt in the US right now).

      In addition, cash on hand is a key value for financial analysis of companies. If MS wants to use a lot of cash to buy back stock, or to issue dividends, then they need to make sure they still have a good amount of liquid cash. This may just be a way for them to make sure they have adequate reserves before doing something like that (or before an acquisition, but I'm not sure how likely that is).

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    30. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      Your fiction is outdated; Gates is no longer in charge of financial decisions at Micro$oft, and Jobs is no longer in charge of financial decisions at Apple. Stallman is no longer relevant; I don't know if he ever was relevant in the first place. This may change any day real soon now when GNU Hurd takes off and buries Linux...

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    31. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by Rick17JJ · · Score: 1

      I do not know very much about bonds or about economics, but I agree, that perhaps Microsoft is expecting major inflation problems, in the next few years. If so, then getting the money at such such a low interest rate, might be a real bargain. If inflation goes way up, I would think that the interest rates would also need to way go up, or else the bond holders would be watching the value of their bonds being inflated away. Microsoft would be getting the best end of the deal.

      The U.S. government has been spending trillions of dollars, which we do not have, to bail out the banks and everyone else. There could soon be consequences, for spending massive amounts of money which we don't have. Our government might no longer be able to continue borrowing the money from China, Japan and the middle East, by selling those governments T-bills. They are starting to have more and more doubts about us ever being able to pay them back. Our government would probably then have to turn to printing money instead, to pay the bills. That would then lead to major inflation problems, perhaps even hyperinflation.

      So perhaps Microsoft's financial experts may be expecting major inflation problems, and feel that borrowing the money on such good terms will be a bargain, even if they do not have any immediate need for the money. I might go further to speculate, that perhaps Microsoft might be so well connected politically, that they might even know about behind the scenes developments which is not yet general public knowledge. Perhaps, the elites and well connected know about likely future economic problems, which the average person or average investor, does not know about.

      Personally, the only bond funds which I currently own are all either relatively short term bonds, or they are in the government's somewhat inflation protected TIPs (Treasury Inflation Protected Securities). Of course, I have a couple of other types of funds and various CDs too. So, I have some concerns about inflation, but have never really gone so far as to purchase gold or silver or anything like that. So, I am not an expert on how to protect myself from inflation or other economic problems. But, I do not get a good feeling about this story.

    32. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by gilbert644 · · Score: 1

      China hasn't stopped buying US bonds in fact they are buying even more now since they got burned badly on the stocks/commodities bubble and are scrambling for low risk investment like everyone else. China doesn't want to buy US bonds, yeah but they have nowhere else to but their trade surplus. US dollar won't hyper inflate without destroying the world economy and nobody wants that so it won't happen. Then again this end of the dollar and impending hyperinflation doom has been coming for what, 30 years now? I'm not holding my breath.

    33. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by gbjbaanb · · Score: 1

      and to give you another idea of how bad hyperinflation is, in Zimbabwe recently it was cheaper to take a taxi than to take the bus. Why - because on the bus you pay a dollar up front, in a taxi you pay ten dollars at the end of the journey, at which time they've become worth 1/10 of what they were!

    34. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by compro01 · · Score: 1

      TFA says the 5 year bonds are 0.95% above treasury bonds, which are currently at 2.02%, so MS' bonds are 2.97%, and the 10 and 30 year are 1.05% above, currently 3.17% and 4.16% respectively, so 4.23% and 5.21% for MS.

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    35. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Your fiction is outdated; Gates is no longer in charge of financial decisions at Micro$oft, and Jobs is no longer in charge of financial decisions at Apple. Stallman is no longer relevant; I don't know if he ever was relevant in the first place. This may change any day real soon now when GNU Hurd takes off and buries Linux...

      Yes, that may be so, but clearly Googol the Destroyer has been summoned and will end the world real soon now. Sigh.

      You win a flaming big bag of turds. You've failed at appreciation of fiction via the willing suspension of disbelief. You've also failed to recognize farce when you see it. This story is not intended to be allegorical.

      Now go back under your bridge, you troll, and let the rest of us enjoy a meager laugh.

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    36. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      All the more ironic seeing as how you were on my friends list due to your brilliant sense of humor in the first place! Where can I pick up my bag of turds? I hear Zoo Doo is some pretty valuable stuff! (Call Call 206.625.POOP for more information.)

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    37. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by Rick17JJ · · Score: 1

      Looking at what I just said, I see that I left out one major detail. If they are expecting inflation, then when they borrow the money, they would need to put that money into some solid asset which would not be inflated away. Perhaps Microsoft could use the borrowed money purchase some solid non-inflatable assets such as various businesses, commodities, gold or something.

      Either that, or perhaps they could move the money to some other currency, in some country which has a more stable currency.

    38. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Austrian School is marginalized among people who actually know economics, but you do hear a lot of neocons idolizing them (see the disconnect there?). This is because their theories are not actually based on math, or silly things like empirical observation, but rather on what sounds good, and what they think "makes sense." That's no way to run a railroad, unless you're a Ron Paul supporter...

    39. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by rossz · · Score: 1

      I'd have to agree. As a software company, they kind of suck, but they are great when it comes to acquisitions.

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    40. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm guessing that Microsoft has about 4 dozen guys that know so much about finance, they would literally make you slit your wrists should you ever be matched up against them in a test of financial knowledge. Maybe, just maybe, they know what they're doing more than some random dude Slashdotting from work.

      he is right. I was up against 48 of them in a match. I got up to the 48th person and, lets just say my wrist still hurt and are bloodied.... Why did you have to bring back that memory.... if I could only have calculated the interest just a little faster.... damn you microsoft.... and your financial knowledge..... damn you.... that and Vista.

    41. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by gzine · · Score: 0

      they would literally make you slit your wrists should you ever be matched up against them in a test of financial knowledge. Maybe, just maybe, they know what they're doing more than some random dude Slashdotting from work.

      AHHHH!!! SNAP!

    42. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Looking at cash on hand is a stupid way to compare the "size" of two companies. Their market caps aren't that far apart either, though.

    43. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      The Austrian School is marginalized among people who actually know economics,

      By which you mean the Keynsians and the Monitarists.

      Which school predicted the crash, eh? ... but you do hear a lot of neocons idolizing them (see the disconnect there?).

      Actually the neocons are quite the fans of some of the mainstream economic schools. It's the (L/l)ibertarians, (C/c)onstitutionalists, and the like (whom the neocons HATE) who are big on the Austrian analysis.

      (Big letter for members of a party or other organization or movement calling itself that. Little letter for someone who adheres to all or some of the philosophical principles.)

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    44. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      Sorry, was just a little bitter earlier this evening due to unrelated events.

      But seriously... you didn't honestly think that the piece was supposed to reflect the current state of affairs at all, did you?

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    45. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oooh ooh I like this:

      - Apple thought the time for Newton had come, clones were a good idea, and Apple TV was going to sell.

      - IBM thought Microchannel was the answer to rope the PC platform back in, OS/2 had a future, and mainframe market was going to stay.

      I am sure people can continue this thread.

      The point is that Microsoft isn't the only one that came up with shitty/money losing ideas. And pointing it out, still doesn't make you an economist. Hindsight 20/20 is great, what's difficult is having foresight.

    46. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are aware that the market cap for Microsoft is at 177B right? A buyer would realistically need in excess of 300B to buy them up.

      What my guess is, that they might go after Motorola, their cap is at 13B, and I am sure they could swallow them for around 25B.

    47. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by twostix · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Companies did this right before the big crash in 1933. Markets appeared to be rallying and capital became available again so companies got a hold of as much as they could before it all went to hell.

      And went to hell it did.

      People who think that in the current atmosphere companies are looking to embark on dangerous and expensive new acquisitions or projects rather than trying to simply get into a position to protect themselves for the next few years appear to have no idea of how unsteady things are in the various economies right now.

      Read a damned bit people! You're supposed to be intellectuals!

    48. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My bet is that this is a tax arbitrage move. They're definitely better connected than the average bear, and this looks like a move to hedge their losses on some of the corporate tax structure changes Obama has been talking about.

    49. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by mgblst · · Score: 1

      What is the point of buying back stock? To drive up the price of the stock, that is all. it doesn't give you anything else, and it can be a waste of money, more an idea if you can't think of anything else to do with the money.

    50. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by twostix · · Score: 1
      You don't know what the hell are you're talking about do you?

      HONG KONG - Reversing its role as the world's fastest-growing buyer of United States Treasuries and other foreign bonds, the Chinese government actually sold bonds heavily in January and February before resuming purchases in March, according to data released during the weekend by China's central bank.

      As for your bloviating about nowhere else to put money:

      Last week, China announced that the amount of gold in its reserves has climbed to 1,054 tons from 600 tons in 2003.

      And

      SHANGHAI -- Chinese companies have been on a shopping spree in the past month, snapping up tens of billions of dollars' worth of key assets in Iran, Brazil, Russia, Venezuela, Australia and France in a global fire sale set off by the financial crisis.

      The deals have allowed China to lock up supplies of oil, minerals, metals and other strategic natural resources it needs to continue to fuel its growth. The sheer scope of the agreements marks a shift in global finance, roiling energy markets and feeding worries about the future availability and prices of those commodities in other countries that compete for them, including the United States. "

      China plays a long game and if they have to hurt themselves to kill their opponent why wouldn't they? The Chinese government is not answerable to the people and will do what's necesary in the long term to come out on top.

      Witness...pretty much all of history in Asia. When that country gets rolling it's pretty much unstoppable.

      That's without even touching on the complacency of the average American. Do you have *any* idea of what your government is doing to your country right now? There is a limit to how much you can devalue other peoples investments before they'll cut their losses. And we won't even talk about China's recent thinly veiled threats and real new found ability to alter US policy by simply saying it won't buy more debt.

      I wouldn't be so cocky if I was you.

    51. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by dotancohen · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing that Microsoft has about 4 dozen guys that know so much about finance, they would literally make you slit your wrists should you ever...

      Or make you use Vista.
      (I'll leave quietly now)

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    52. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for pointing this out. Germany and Austria in the 20s used hyperinflation to get rid of their internal war bond debts which were sold between 1914-1918.

      Many people lost their entire money during that time, the winners were only the ones dealing in shady areas and the government which suddenly could get rid of a load of debts and to some degree the banks!

      The 1929 crisis just was a slegdgehammer back on the german population just at a time when the hyperinflation finally was beaten, the government was relatively debt free again and economy was slowly picking up again!

      Hyperinflation always has been in the past the result of too much money floating around. So if Microsoft tries to sell bonds now and the printing press of the US is fully working then we have a ponzi scheme fully in place which Microsoft only can win and the loosers are the ones buying the bonds!

    53. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by EdgeyEdgey · · Score: 1

      They still have a net $25bn of cash. This would be hit by inflation.
      If they raise debt and get rid of all their cash then I'd subscribe to the inflation hypothesis.

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    54. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by jo42 · · Score: 1

      One highly educated idiot or 48 highly educated idiots - you still have that many idiots.

      For [citation needed], see recent global economic cluster fuck/meltdown.

    55. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by Joey+Vegetables · · Score: 1

      Austrian/an-cap here also. I would not count on being able to pay debt in valueless dollars. The banks would never allow this. Instead, I would expect a new currency to be introduced, and old debts to be "re-valued" in the new currency, suddenly transferring ownership of even more private wealth into the hands of banks (which by that time will be largely government-owned). Thus my advice is to continue to pay down debt even if one does expect massive inflation. But I'd want some gold and other commodities as well, preferably located outside the reach of the U.S. government, which may well try to confiscate both.

    56. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by logjon · · Score: 1

      What is the point of buying back stock? To drive up the price of the stock, that is all. it doesn't give you anything else, and it can be a waste of money, more an idea if you can't think of anything else to do with the money.

      It's also a good idea if you really believe it to be underpriced, as when it goes up, you can sell it again and...man...one thread about microsoft stocks and everyone is a prodigy CEO all of a sudden, even though they have no idea what they're talking about.

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    57. Re:That's just fiscally stupid. by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

      I would not count on being able to pay debt in valueless dollars. The banks would never allow this. Instead, I would expect a new currency to be introduced, and old debts to be "re-valued" in the new currency ...

      Downside to this is, if the government does it for consumer debt, it does it for its OWN debt as well. This defeats much of the purpose of inflating the currency into oblivion. (If they try to zap the consumers and not themselves they open themselves to legal trouble from the holders of government bonds, who have pull too.)

      I don't count on it, of course. But I want to be in a position to take advantage of it, rather than be taken advantage of, if it occurs as described.

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  9. I'd be surprised if they could pull off any big by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd be surprised if the justice dept would allow them to purchase anything substantial with their current market share and prior anti-competetive behaviour.

  10. whatever by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    whatever
    i
    do
    what
    i
    want

  11. Perhaps they want to show debt for some reason? by erroneus · · Score: 3, Insightful

    While it may be true that they just want to buy something big (like politicians, judges, executive-branch officers) what if they merely wanted to show that they had X amount in debt for some other reason like taxes or some such thing?

    1. Re:Perhaps they want to show debt for some reason? by pfleming · · Score: 1

      Debt doesn't play into taxes - paying interest on the debt does to some extent.

    2. Re:Perhaps they want to show debt for some reason? by earlymon · · Score: 1

      Also - how would it not help their stocks if they are now perceived as up to something big?

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    3. Re:Perhaps they want to show debt for some reason? by chamont · · Score: 1

      They're buying the USA. 30 billion is overpriced for us right now.

    4. Re:Perhaps they want to show debt for some reason? by bitt3n · · Score: 1

      Dividends are not tax deductible, whereas interest payments are. therefore it makes sense to raise some money from bond markets rather than selling equity. There's an article in the May 02 edition of The Economist that discusses corporate debt, and even mentions Microsoft. Apparently large companies with powerful founders are less likely to take on more debt than is justifiable for tax reasons, whereas companies in thrall to shareholders do so more often, as a means of leverage to increase profits.

    5. Re:Perhaps they want to show debt for some reason? by pfleming · · Score: 1

      Dividends are double taxed. Interest is a business expense that only the receiver pays tax on. Bondholders also are first in line in a liquidation (not that I see that happening with MS) and have to be paid their interest. There is nothing guaranteeing that a shareholder will get anything from their investment.

    6. Re:Perhaps they want to show debt for some reason? by samkass · · Score: 1

      My guess is that Microsoft just wants to make some profit off the money itself. Interest rates are so insanely low these days that it's almost free money. Considering the recession is likely to end imminently (or maybe have ended last month according to some economists), you could probably borrow the money and invest it in an index fund and make several times your money back.

      Even if it's "only" (only?!) a few billion dollars, if you've got the credit rating in this market you might as well do it. Who knows what credit rating Microsoft will have a couple years from now after inflation kicks into gear and money is expensive.

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    7. Re:Perhaps they want to show debt for some reason? by jd · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There needs to be a "-1 sad but +1 true" mod option.

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  12. Wow... by XPeter · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    25B? That's a lot of chairs, Steve.

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  13. Incentive by DoofusOfDeath · · Score: 5, Interesting

    It may be that they're hedging their bets against a possible dry spell in their business. Better to get the cash now, while their bond rating is good and they can get a low interest rate, than trying to issue bonds when they're not looking so hot.

    1. Re:Incentive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It may be that they're hedging their bets against a possible dry spell in their business.

      Possible dry spell, you say? Microsoft are shittin' bricks because their most popular product, their desktop operating system, has been found by the people to be a steaming bloated pile of stinky fatty shits.

      The people have decided that, in the present economy, they do not wish for a half-forced hardware upgrade just so they can run the steaming bloated pile of stinky fatty shits known as Vista and its equally vile successor, 7.

      Microsoft's server share is a joke, and so are their forays into the hardware market: The X-Box and the Zune! The X-box makes only enough money to keep Microsoft's name in the game. The Zune is literally a malformed brown turd, devised by the clever marketing geniuses in Microsoft's Bangalore detachment.

      Microsoft are stockpiling payola to shoehorn their crap technologies into our faces through paid politicians, ad execs, and product placement in popular media. Microsoft will be dead in 20 years. Will you drink the kool-aid before then? I hope not -- unless *pffffftHAHAHAHAHAHAH* they release a reliable quality product that the people will chose!

    2. Re:Incentive by cabjf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So they wait until after Vista and in the middle of the recession? Is this a bet that Windows 7 somehow might not deliver like they want or need it to? I think they're looking to do something with the money, not sit on it for a rainy day.

    3. Re:Incentive by fm6 · · Score: 1

      A recession is the right time to get a good interest rate. But you're right, the "dry spell" theory doesn't make sense. The industry is already in Mojave Mode, and if it gets any worse a few extra gigabucks isn't going to make that much difference.

    4. Re:Incentive by mdm-adph · · Score: 1

      Forgive my lack of financial market prowress, but isn't that a self-fulfilling prophecy?

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    5. Re:Incentive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's what Ford did, and it's the only reason they're not in GM/Chrysler's current position.

  14. Simple by overshoot · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Right now, it's money for nothing and the stock market is way down. Buy stocks with cheap money, and a year from now the ROI is great.

    Of course, they may also be starting their business model conversion, a la Control Data Corporation. The software monopoly may not last forever, after all, and this is a cheap way to hedge their bets.

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    1. Re:Simple by Darth_brooks · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Pretty much. I think in terms of the markets, everyone is slowly coming to the conclusion that we're not going to be moving to the "gold bar, shotgun shell, and hard liquor" currency standard any time soon. Now everyone's looking to turn a few bucks.

      Besides, with so much cash on hand Microsoft bonds are just ungodly attractive. Especially after the past few years of "these 15,000 crappy mortgages bundled together are a totally sound investment, we swear!" or "Of course GM and Chrysler are going to make good on these bonds. The fact that Vinnie the loanshark thinks the rates are exorbitant means nothing. These are solid American institutions!"

      Seriously, even if the cash on hand at MS has been dropping for a while they're still an attractive buy. In this market, a company with 25 billion cash on hand that wants to raise another five or six billion is like throwing a drunk Brad Pitt to Oprah's studio audience.

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    2. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buy stocks with cheap money... including your own! That'll push it up and "build shareholder value".

    3. Re:Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they have to pay the money back. We are in a recession because people thought they were getting free money from the banks. You have to pay the money back.

    4. Re:Simple by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      Then sell once it's up and use that cash to pay back the bonds.

    5. Re:Simple by idiotnot · · Score: 1

      "Of course GM and Chrysler are going to make good on these bonds. The fact that Vinnie the loanshark thinks the rates are exorbitant means nothing. These are solid American institutions!"

      But we at the pension company still are wary, so we're going to make these loans as a secured creditor. If either one goes bankrupt, we get first dibs in court.

      Oh.

      Wait a minute. Obama's not standing with the "speculators." We're not getting crap, despite giving a very good interest rate.

      Crap. Nevermind.

      A stock buyback is probably very sound right now, assuming MS can get the credit to do it. But it puts them one step closer to becoming one of the "speculators," and, thus, and enemy of the state.

      Rahm Emmanuel says, "watch your back, Ballmer."

    6. Re:Simple by inhuman_4 · · Score: 1

      Wow, just wow.

      is like throwing a drunk Brad Pitt to Oprah's studio audience.

      Best analogy ever.

      You Sir, are a literary giant.

      +1 Awesome.

  15. Refunds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    The Bonds will fund refunds for Vista, and Windows 7 from consumers who want to downgrade to XP, or upgrade to Ubuntu.

    1. Re:Refunds by WizardFusion · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The Bonds will fund refunds for Vista, and Windows 7 from consumers who want to upgrade to XP, or upgrade to Ubuntu.

      There, fixed that for you

  16. Hyperinflation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    They probably see hyperinflation coming, and they want to get into debt and buy something fast.

  17. Moon base by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 5, Funny

    They're moving off planet to avoid problems with anti-trust regulation. Also, chairs thrown from the moon will have much greater impact on earth based targets.

    1. Re:Moon base by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      They're going to have to go up against Google if they go for a lunar base.

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    2. Re:Moon base by royler · · Score: 1

      wasnt apple just getting scrutinized for keeping like 29 bil in reserves? now that oracle bought the sun maybe apple and ms will try to outbid each other for the moon.

      it may not seem like it's worth as much, but you could use it as ad space and it does have a more significant impact on the tides.

  18. Their cash pile is dropping by mangu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    $25 billion seems like a lot, but it used to be more than that.

    The important thing to note here is the trend, not the current value.

    1. Re:Their cash pile is dropping by cygnusx · · Score: 1

      From the link above, given the sharp drop in cash reserves in Q4 2004, I wonder if that was when they decided to issue dividends, or buy back shares.

      Remember that cash piles of 50bn+ are just silly and will never be reached again, now that MSFT issues dividends.

    2. Re:Their cash pile is dropping by pfleming · · Score: 4, Informative

      And that article states they purposefully reduced cash by buying back outstanding stock and paying dividends - they didn't lose it all...

    3. Re:Their cash pile is dropping by Rolgar · · Score: 1

      According to the Google finance chart for MSFT, they started offering dividends in '03, but didn't make it a regular quarterly event until August 2004, which is confirmed by MS, plus a one time dividend and a 4 year stock buy back at http://www.microsoft.com/presspass/press/2004/jul04/07-20boardPR.mspx. Google search indicates Microsoft announced stock buy backs of $40 billion in both '06 and '08, but I'm not sure how much of that cash has been paid out yet.

    4. Re:Their cash pile is dropping by Like2Byte · · Score: 1

      Ok. Honest question time. Where does a company with that much capital keep it? Surely it's not in one bank, is it?

      Do companies with that much money spread it over a few hundred banks? What?

    5. Re:Their cash pile is dropping by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 1

      The money is in a big safe behind Bill Gates' house.
      SSSsssssshhh, don't tell anyone I told you.

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  19. Slashdot? by ChatHuant · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Maybe they want to buy Slashdot - but they overestimate the price, I'm sure the owners would let it go for a tenner or two...

  20. Obviously EU! by toetagger · · Score: 1

    Just like MS used to first infringe on other companie's patents, and then buy the whole company if they were sued, they are now planning to buy the EU, just so they don't have to pay the more expensive fine imposed on them there.

    1. Re:Obviously EU! by dunkelfalke · · Score: 1

      Not exactly. But they probably want to convert their assets from USD to EUR because they are afraid to lose even more on the exchange rates.

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  21. A decent OS? by simplu · · Score: 0

    Maybe they want to buy a decent OS? And then drop Windows?

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  22. What "Cash"? by AK+Marc · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No company sits on cash. They don't put it under a mattress. They invest it. If they are making 5% more in investing than the bonds cost, then why not borrow to invest? I've seen other huge companies borrow to invest, and there are whole classes of scam-sounding TV commercials about get rich quick with nothing down that are exactly that.

    Other than that, there is no real reason to raise capital, unless they had an accountant that made them bid for cash against the investment opportunity and some $4 billion project decided to just borrow externally rather than get charged against a higher rate for taking internal money. But that's internal mumbo jumbo that just goes back to the initial point above, where it's being borrowed because the cost of bonds is lower than using the warchest. There exists nothing that could tap the entire cash reserve in a reasonably short enough time to justify bonds at this point unless they were buying Bolivia or something.

    1. Re:What "Cash"? by LaminatorX · · Score: 1

      MS Bolivia - "Where do you want to go to escape extradition?"

    2. Re:What "Cash"? by XanC · · Score: 1

      Sure companies sit on cash. It may not be bills in a mattress; it's in a savings account or something. These are called "cash accounts" because they are not investments.

    3. Re:What "Cash"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is not true. Companies like Microsoft must hold cash in near-riskless investments like AAAs and short term Treasuries, which currently pay under 3%, otherwise they have to be regulated like a business in the finance industry (e.g a hedge fund). This was a hot topic in our company because folks wanted to make sure our huge wad of cash was not lost in the stock market (and it was not). There is no way Microsoft can get 5% on their investments with these restrictions.

    4. Re:What "Cash"? by sherriw · · Score: 1

      Not all companies go into debt. See the list on this article: http://www.usatoday.com/money/perfi/columnist/krantz/2007-03-20-debt-free_N.htm

    5. Re:What "Cash"? by sherriw · · Score: 1

      Granted it's an old article...

      Here's a more recent one: http://www.fool.com/investing/general/2008/01/28/5-debt-free-stocks.aspx

    6. Re:What "Cash"? by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      This is not true. Companies like Microsoft must hold cash in near-riskless investments like AAAs and short term Treasuries, which currently pay under 3%, otherwise they have to be regulated like a business in the finance industry (e.g a hedge fund). This was a hot topic in our company because folks wanted to make sure our huge wad of cash was not lost in the stock market (and it was not). There is no way Microsoft can get 5% on their investments with these restrictions.

      Under current conditions, sure... but, if inflation comes to visit in a big way, it's a different picture.

      I'd bet this is a hedge against anticipated inflation.

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    7. Re:What "Cash"? by ragutis · · Score: 1

      ". There exists nothing that could tap the entire cash reserve in a reasonably short enough time to justify bonds at this point unless they were buying Bolivia or something." I remember reading somewhere that Bolivia has enormous reserves of lithium. Perhaps they will require large amounts of lithium to restrain some folks chair-throwing tendencies.

    8. Re:What "Cash"? by anaesthetica · · Score: 1

      why not borrow to invest?

      Because over-leveraging speculative investments is exactly what caused our current global financial meltdown, the worst since the Great Depression?

    9. Re:What "Cash"? by Joey+Vegetables · · Score: 1

      You might be onto something. Smart money has been working for some time to hedge against the impending decline (and possible collapse) of the dollar. For ordinary people, getting/staying out of debt, then buying real assets (silver, gold, oil, reasonably priced and secure real estate, etc.), would be my recommendation. However, accounting and tax rules make this more difficult for larger companies. What Microsoft is doing doesn't sound like a great option to me, but it might well be the least bad of the several bad options available to it. (Disclaimer: I hate Microsoft's products, business practices, extortion, etc. as much as anyone, but I must nonetheless concede that where financial and marketing matters are involved, they are smarter than most publicly-traded companies.)

  23. They have a AAA rating by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Microsoft has a AAA rating. At this point in time, people are desperate for a safe place to park their money. Interest rates are low. Simply by holding onto it in cash now, they're betting they can make back the interest plus some later. And if deflation occurs, woo-hoo!

    It'd be foolish not to borrow money given how cheap it is now, and how it's not likely to last at that level.

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    1. Re:They have a AAA rating by bwalling · · Score: 1

      Deflation benefits lenders, not borrowers. Inflation benefits borrowers.

    2. Re:They have a AAA rating by paulthomas · · Score: 1

      You have it backwards: if inflation occurs, woo-hoo. Inflation means that each future dollar is worth less than each dollar today. When you borrow money today via a bond offering, your payments are (typically, and in this case) fixed for the term, but you will be earning more dollars for equivalent value in the future.

      Your conclusion, that now is a good time to borrow, is probably correct.

    3. Re:They have a AAA rating by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Deflation benefits lenders, not borrowers. Inflation benefits borrowers.

      Inflation benefits borrowers who spend the money. Deflation causes interest rates to go up (at least from the levels they are at now), and thus benefit borrowers who still have the capital on hand.

      And deflation could only benefit lenders if you ignore the higher likelihood of defaults.

      But the point is, deflation benefits people with assets and hurts people with debts, and inflation hurts people with assets and helps people with debts. Since Microsoft still has substiantal assets, deflation will help. It doesn't make sense to loan out money if you are expecting deflation, better to stay liquid and loan money later... unless you can loan money to a AAA rated company of course.

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    4. Re:They have a AAA rating by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      If you think inflation is coming, it's a good time to purchase assets (land, whatever). If you think deflation is coming, it's a good time to keep cash on hand.

      Either will likely raise interest rates, so it's a good time to borrow money.

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    5. Re:They have a AAA rating by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't those "toxic" mortgage bonds also have AAA ratings?

    6. Re:They have a AAA rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft has a AAA rating.

      Uh huh. So did a lot of banks and insurance companies about a year ago.

    7. Re:They have a AAA rating by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      Inflation causes interest rates to go up. A deflationary economy such as Japan has very low interest rates, 0.1% at the moment, and they have been at around that level for a long time now.

      However, if you stuff some Yen bills under the mattress, you will still get a resonable return on them as they will buy you more goods now than they did last year.

    8. Re:They have a AAA rating by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> And if deflation occurs, woo-hoo!

      Actually, the exact opposite is true. If you borrow $100 and it's only worth $90 after deflation, you are still on the hook for the extract $10.

      Conversely, if massive government borrowing triggers inflation, then you will be paying back your $100 after inflation causes it to be worth $110.

      Inflation is a silent tax on cash hoarders. It is a great redistributor of wealth for borrows because you pay back today's loan in tomorrow's inflated dollars. If your cost-of-living adjustments keep pace with inflation, you're monthly mortgage payment becomes a smaller and smaller percentage of your monthly income.

    9. Re:They have a AAA rating by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      However, if you stuff some Yen bills under the mattress, you will still get a resonable return on them as they will buy you more goods now than they did last year

      Which is why no one wants to risk the money in investments. Which means investments have to be rock-solid or pay even higher interest rates.

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    10. Re:They have a AAA rating by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't those "toxic" mortgage bonds also have AAA ratings?

      There are currently 6 AAA rated companies. Microsoft, Johnson and Johnson, Pfizer and three others I don't recall.

      I believe some of the debt was AAA rated. Credit companies are slow to downgrade ratings. But, if you have to loan to someone, its still better than nothing.

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    11. Re:They have a AAA rating by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Not "have", "had".

      From what I understand, after all the backlash, anything that still has an AAA rating probably deserves it.

    12. Re:They have a AAA rating by bwalling · · Score: 1

      Deflation benefits lenders because they lent out money that was worth less than the money they get paid back in. It's about the relative value of the currency, not about future inflation rates.

    13. Re:They have a AAA rating by perryizgr8 · · Score: 1

      japan is not a deflationary economy now. not for the last two years. but the rate is very low. .3-.1%

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    14. Re:They have a AAA rating by PitaBred · · Score: 1

      The way I used "have" was the past tense. English can be tricky ;) I'd certainly hope that those mortgages don't still have AAA's.

    15. Re:They have a AAA rating by Magic5Ball · · Score: 1

      And so Microsoft has thereby survived further scrutiny that downgraded other bonds, showing that Microsoft bonds are worth investing in.

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  24. Its not about acquisition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Microsoft is becoming a mature company and they are operating like one. The will use this money to repurchase their own stock while it is at a discount. They will then keep the dividends on the stock for the company. This will continue until the stock price gets high again. They will then resell the stock for a profit and resources when they need it.

    Yes, I am a trader.

    1. Re:Its not about acquisition by pfleming · · Score: 1

      They might be buying back stock to retire it or plop it into "treasury stock" but this is not typically stock that you resell on the open market.

    2. Re:Its not about acquisition by Rolgar · · Score: 1

      Buying the stock doesn't mean the company will keep the dividends. Dividends declared are for outstanding shares, that is the stock that the company doesn't own. Most companies have unsold shares on their books, because when incorporated, the company's legal filing to be created declares the number of shares of the company that are available. The number of shares can be changed either buy splitting the stock, or filing to change the number of shares available legally (I think this can be done, but I don't know if large publicly owned companies have been successful in getting the shareholders to vote for dilution).

    3. Re:Its not about acquisition by jmorris42 · · Score: 1

      > Yes, I am a trader.

      I hope you are right, but they sure haven't cared about their stock price these long years since the .bomb went off. It has just sat there. I'd have thought they would have been big and powerful enough to do things to make the stock go up, even if just a bit. But it has just sat there. They got desperate enough to pass out sagans of cash in special dividends and the stock? It just sat there.

      > Microsoft is becoming a mature company and they are operating like one.

      Mature stocks pay dividends, since the stock price isn't likely to be going up much anymore. Except for the aforementioned special dividends, Microsoft has preferred to sit on Scrooge McDuck size piles of cash. Now, with a pile of cash worthy of the greediest miser they are out borrowing yet more cash. They have a plan. Everybody is weakened by the recession and they are about to take advantage of their relative strength.... while they still can. Because I do think you are right and that they have no choice but to become a mature company.

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    4. Re:Its not about acquisition by pwfffff · · Score: 1

      "Buying the stock doesn't mean the company will keep the dividends. Dividends declared are for outstanding shares, that is the stock that the company doesn't own."

      So if they don't keep it, and they don't give it out, where does it go? I think I found a bug in the economy.

    5. Re:Its not about acquisition by grammar+nazi · · Score: 1

      ...hundreds of comments to this story and you posted the only one that gets to the point.

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    6. Re:Its not about acquisition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Yes, I am a trader"

      How is it working at McDonalds now?

    7. Re:Its not about acquisition by oiron · · Score: 1

      In other words, make patterns out of economic noise...

  25. Finally. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They are going to give me my money back for buying Vista! BRILLIANT!!!

  26. It is not uncommon to do this.. by Chyeld · · Score: 4, Interesting

    At least, the companies I've all worked for have all done business in this manner:

    Have a fairly large cash reserve which is your 'emergency' fund. When you need to aquire a company or other such big ticket item, borrow. Even if you have the cash, investors consider how you are leveraging your credit when looking at whether to buy your stock and being under leveraged is just as bad as being over leveraged (cause you are letting money that could work for you just sit idle, stunting your earnings).

  27. Low rates + share buyback by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    There is a feeling that the credit markets should be recovering, and Microsoft, with a AAA rating, is capitalizing on that by offering a low level of risk, which will entice bond buyers looking to get back in, but who are still wary. Combine that with a low stock price, and it's easy to see that they're going to buy back some of their outstanding equity.

    It's not mentioned in the summary, but this is the first debt offering in Microsoft's history.

    1. Re:Low rates + share buyback by notamisfit · · Score: 1

      It was mentioned outright on one of the news channels yesterday that a stock buyback was coming.

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  28. Perhaps by Dyinobal · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Perhaps they plan to buy part of the wireless spectrum out from under the noses of google.

    1. Re:Perhaps by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1

      Wow! So you mean good old Sir Clive is making a new computer with built in WLAN capabilities?

      Networked Jet Set Willy, here I come!

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  29. For acquisitions? Doubtful by PPH · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Because of the recent changes in antitrust enforcement policy, I don't think they are planning to do too many acquisitions.

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  30. It's called the cost of capital by alen · · Score: 3, Interesting

    and raising money via debt is the cheapest way to run a company. every project has a cost of capital usually calculated by the direct monetary cost, estimated returns, etc.

    debt with it's low interest rates is the cheapest

    retained earnings or cash in the bank is more expensive because investors expect growing earnings

    selling stock is the most expensive due to expected returns

    a lot of companies like GE have borrowed at short term rates and simply rerolled the debt every time it matured paying low rates. nice until 2008 and GE's rates shot up to almost 10%.

    1. Re:It's called the cost of capital by sherriw · · Score: 1

      I disagree. I have my own small business and I'm starting it slow and small from my home. I don't have a start-up loan. I put my profits in the bank and operated my business from my cash reserve.

      Seeing as my cash is earning interest for me, rather than debt on which you have to pay interest, I say that's the cheapest way to run a company. It just doesn't have the quick, instant growth you might get with borrowing a sum of money. But there's something to be said for slow and steady.

    2. Re:It's called the cost of capital by alen · · Score: 1

      you can grow a lot faster by taking on debt

      for example more retail stores don't have the cash on hand to buy all their inventory, so they borrow in the short term bond market. if they didn't do this they would have a hard time opening new stores

      it all depends on the size of the business. the rules in running a home business are not the same as a fortune 500 company

    3. Re:It's called the cost of capital by sherriw · · Score: 1

      Yes, you can grow faster, but that's not always stable or able to weather harsh economic times. Not all large companies maintain long-term debt:

      http://www.fool.com/investing/general/2008/01/28/5-debt-free-stocks.aspx

    4. Re:It's called the cost of capital by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure the finances of your small business have a lot in common with the finances of GE and Microsoft. You should write them some stern emails telling them the way it oughta be.

    5. Re:It's called the cost of capital by caladine · · Score: 1

      Seeing as my cash is earning interest for me, rather than debt on which you have to pay interest, I say that's the cheapest way to run a company.

      The point is that there's a cost associated with spending money that you have in the bank. That money isn't earning any interest for you if you're spending it. If the debt is cheaper than the money you'd lose by spending your cash reserve, it makes good sense to borrow. Reread the post you're replying to, it's there.

      Corporations with good credit can sell bonds at rates which are less than the return they're getting on their cash reserves at this point in time.

    6. Re:It's called the cost of capital by Moridin42 · · Score: 1

      When talking sums such as Microsoft on hand, and markets such as what we have currently.. Microsoft can get the best of both worlds. The cash they have on hand is invested and earning them interest income. The debt they are issuing is low interest. Lower than they are earning from their cash on hand. So, borrowing money leaves them the full amount of their cash on hand to earn for them, from which they can pay off the bonds and keep the difference.

      So, for you, operating out of cash reserves may be the cheapest. For Microsoft, it probably isn't.

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  31. Re:Re-Entry by Drafell · · Score: 1

    Providing, of course, that the chairs survive re-entry. They would probably need to be encased in some kind of ceramic shell.

  32. Oh please, those can be bought for peanuts by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 0, Troll

    The really shocking things isn't so much that the powers that be are corrupt, but how cheaply they sell themselves for. Even Obama. Raised millions from ordinary citizens and still sells out to big business for little more then some spare change.

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    1. Re:Oh please, those can be bought for peanuts by The+End+Of+Days · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just so you know, big businesses are owned by "ordinary citizens."

    2. Re:Oh please, those can be bought for peanuts by cataclyst · · Score: 1

      Wow, I don't know which is more pathetic: your seemingly unfounded claims, or your use of "more then" instead of "more than". No wait, it all makes sense now..

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    3. Re:Oh please, those can be bought for peanuts by HermMunster · · Score: 1

      Or possibly Satan and his minions in certain massive high tech companies continually under investigation for criminal monopolistic behavior.

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  33. Incorrect assessment. by downix · · Score: 4, Informative

    The article claims MSFT is sitting on $25 million in cash. This is frankly false. What MSFT is sitting on is $25 million in "Cash and Short Term Savings." In short, a combination of Cash and Stock prices, which are not being adjusted as the companies values go up and down, and do not need to be adjusted to actual street value at the present time. What they do have is $8 billion in cash on hand, down from $12 billion a year prior (as of latest SEC filing in March). If I'd lost 1/3rd of my cash in less than a year, I'd be doing a bond right now as well.

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    1. Re:Incorrect assessment. by bombom · · Score: 1

      If you bothered to check what happened to the $4 billion, you would find out that they paid dividends and bought back stock. They didn't lose the money!

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    2. Re:Incorrect assessment. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      If you bothered to check what happened to the $4 billion, you would find out that they paid dividends and bought back stock. They didn't lose the money!

      On the contrary, they didn't get anything real for that money, I'd call it a loss.

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    3. Re:Incorrect assessment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1) orders of magnitude.

      2) equities (holding stock) are not short term investments.

      Things like CDs, short term treasuries, etc, are.

    4. Re:Incorrect assessment. by Zorque · · Score: 1

      Sure, but easily half our economy is based on intangible assets.

    5. Re:Incorrect assessment. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      WRONG

      At 30 June 2008 MSFT had $10,339 in cash and cash equivalents (cash equivalents are things like money market funds and short term CDs/paper with a maturity of around 90 days) and $13,323 in short-term investments which were mainly things like US Treasuries, foreign government bonds, US-guaranteed agency bonds (Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac etc), and $3,000 in corporate bonds.

      It DID have $6,588 in the equity and other investments column, but they are clearly marked as... equity. As the notes to the financial statements clearly show, they ARE marked-to-market. In short, virtually everything you said was wrong.

      Also, they did not "lose" the cash, they returned it to shareholders via special dividends and share buy-backs, which is the ethical thing for management to do if they don't have any prospective use for it. After all, it's not management's money...

    6. Re:Incorrect assessment. by Marcika · · Score: 1

      If you bothered to check what happened to the $4 billion, you would find out that they paid dividends and bought back stock. They didn't lose the money!

      On the contrary, they didn't get anything real for that money, I'd call it a loss.

      Let me spell it out for you (in case I didn't just miss the sarcasm):

      The owners of MS ( commonly called "shareholders") do indeed get something out of dividends and share buybacks: In the first case they get cold hard cash, in the second case they get an increased ownership in the company (which means a bigger share of future dividends, or a better sale price, should they decide to sell their MS stock).

    7. Re:Incorrect assessment. by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      But their shareholders still have the money. The difference is that it is in their bank account now where they can do what they want with it, rather than in Microsoft's bank account earning a small amount of interest.

      When shareholders buy Microsoft shares, they want a return on a software development business, not interest on a bank deposit account. If they wanted deposit interest, they would put the money in a deposit account themselves and have the benefit of FDIC insurance.

    8. Re:Incorrect assessment. by maxume · · Score: 1

      Given that they have spent more than $10 billion on dividends and stock repurchases over the last 4 quarters, 'lost' is sort of a poor word choice here (maybe 'spent' or 'reduced' would be better):

      http://finance.yahoo.com/q/cf?s=MSFT

      They did take a huge hit ($5 billion!) on investments in the first quarter of this year.

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    9. Re:Incorrect assessment. by Bazouel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think you should replace some M with B in your comment ;)

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  34. The cash pile dropped because of dividends by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They used to sit on mountains of cash until stockholders got pissed about it, so they paid out a lot of the cash as dividends to their investors. That's where it went, AFAIK. It's not like their profits took a hit.

  35. Buying debt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So, who wants to buy Microsoft's debt?

  36. Money is cheap. by feepness · · Score: 2, Interesting

    If I could borrow $4B at the rates MSFT is getting I'd run out and get it too. Then they invest the money later (remember they are already investing $25B) and end up with a positive return.

    This is just accountants shuffling paper. Nothing to see here.

  37. Steve Ballmer's Chair Budget by ErikTheRed · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm investing my life savings in Seattle-based office furniture retailers.

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  38. MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Mod parent up - unless you hate Jesus.

    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yes I do hate Jesus, that son of a bitch hasn't shown up for work for 2000 years now..

  39. Advertising compaign? Or...? by yurik · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I can see a few alternatives:

    * Advertising
        "Windows better than everything..." advertising campaign might be one. Massive consumer bombardment with "Windows 7" ads similar to what they did with Windows 95.

    * Hardware
        Microsoft might follow Apple and Oracle, and start making their own hardware. Massively parallel chips geared towards both the vector and regular computations would be one idea.

    Alternatively, their own servers (totally not their market segment, plus they will aggravate their relationship with Dell and others, so this is less likely.

    * M & A...
        Buying Yahoo? Or better yet - Novel? That would be an interesting development. Novel has very little influence compared to their former glory, yet some of their technology (Moonlight?) might be valuable to MS. So instead of discrediting Mono project, MS might simply jump on it and start offering various open source solutions ... I know I'm daydreaming...

  40. Maybe they're just eating their own dog food by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

    And the bond sale was a software error.

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  41. Re:Re-Entry by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

    That's why part of the money is going to Microsoft DuraChairs!

    So strong, even Google won't know what hit them.

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  42. Dell? by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Just thinking about it, SAP might be a target. BUT, in light of Oracle's buyout of Sun, I could see them going after several targets. Dell might be a better one to go after.

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    1. Re:Dell? by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      I'm sure MS would love to do that, but it'd never get past the DOJ, SEC, and FTC. Maybe under Bush it would have had a chance. Maybe it's AOL now that Time Warner wants to spin it off, though, since they're having trouble acquiring Yahoo.

    2. Re:Dell? by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      I doubt that it would take .38B to acquire AOL, let alone 3.8B.

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    3. Re:Dell? by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      It depends, I think, on what other assets Time Warner wants to unload. MapQuest, MovieFone, and TW Cable make sense on some level as part of an AOL spinoff. That would quiet some regulatory issues about HBO, the CW, the Turner channels, etc. and their dealings with the satellite and other cable providers.

    4. Re:Dell? by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      have to say, I would be SHOCKED if TW would unload either MovieFone or Cable. And for just a couple of billions? Not a chance.

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    5. Re:Dell? by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      Well, with the 4 billion in new bonds and the 25 billion in cash, not to mention probably being willing to swap some portion stock-for-stock, MS could offer more than the full current capitalization of Time Warner, which today is 28.8 billion. That's not that much higher than Dell's 21.4 billion.

      I imagine the real purpose is to buy back MSFT while it's cheap, as others have said. However, if it's to finance a buyout I doubt it's Dell. I doubt Microsoft would be allowed to have a PC manufacturer on top of an over 80% share of desktop OS sales, XBox, etc.

      An interesting hedge against Intel, HP, IBM, and Oracle might be to grab Sun out from under Oracle's nose and release Windows 7 for Sparc at the same time as for x86. I doubt that'd get through regulators either though. It'd be more likely to be approved, I think, than a major x86 desktop seller, though.

      I think grabbing Borland before the Micro Focus deal closes wouldn't be a bad move on Microsoft's part, either, if that could be pushed through. Visual Studio and .NET are two of their big selling points for Windows. Allowing two decent development tool companies that have both had sparks of greatness in the past to merge threatens their tools market.

  43. I have 3 words for you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Duke. Nukem. Forever.

  44. I am more concerned about... by Lead+Butthead · · Score: 2, Funny

    Microsoft Bondage.

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    1. Re:I am more concerned about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Microsoft Bondage.

      BDMSM?

    2. Re:I am more concerned about... by pleappleappleap · · Score: 1

      MSBDSM?

    3. Re:I am more concerned about... by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

      Heh. I at first read that as: MSBSDISM

    4. Re:I am more concerned about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MSDBMBS?

  45. This is just corporate finance by Stuntmonkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The why of this is fairly straightforward from a financial standpoint. Companies can raise money from two sources: Equity and debt. The cost of debt is obvious (the interest rate). The cost of equity is less obvious but very real: Investors demand a particular total rate of return on the money they invest in a stock, either in the form of dividend payments or retained earnings (appreciation in the value of the stock). If the total rate of return from your stock is less than what the market demands (based on its perception of how risky you are), then your stock price will fall until the desired rate of return is met. Typical long-term total return from the stock market is 9-10%, and for a tech company most investors will want more because of the perceived risk.

    Anyway, the point is that when interest rates are low, it's a lot cheaper to get money from debt markets than from equity markets. So the smart CFO will borrow money and use it to buy back (and retire) stock. If you're a shareholder you like this in net, because although the company now has debt to pay back (a liability which decreases the value of your shares), the positive impact on value from having fewer shares outstanding outweighs it. The only downside to this strategy is that interest on debt must be paid back on a defined schedule -- bond holders aren't willing to defer their payoff like equity investors are (and consequently bond investors make lower returns on average). GM is an object lesson in getting squeezed this way. Many tech companies avoid long-term debt as a result; they don't like the ongoing obligation. If anything this move by Microsoft signals to the market that they've become a stable business that is confident in its long-term ability to generate cash.

  46. MS publicly stated this debt is to buy back stock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    apparently Georgetown Professors haven't been reading any financial news sections for the past year.

  47. They've had it with this government shit... by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

    They're just going to BUY the US congress outright...

  48. They really need the big bucks by whitespiral · · Score: 0

    MS is getting ready to fight the supremacy of Linux on the desktop.

  49. The whispers are saying, "VMware". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting
    "VMware" will announce its first layoffs in June. Microsoft is now hovering like a vulture, waiting to scoop up "VMware".

    Microsoft does not want to spend its cash hoard of $25 billion when the interest rate on bonds is essentially at zero -- relative to inflation.

    1. Re:The whispers are saying, "VMware". by Traiano · · Score: 1

      VMware is not for sale, as Cisco learned. But EMC is susceptible to takeover.

    2. Re:The whispers are saying, "VMware". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      VMware is not for sale ...yet.

    3. Re:The whispers are saying, "VMware". by gadget+junkie · · Score: 1

      "VMware" will announce its first layoffs in June. Microsoft is now hovering like a vulture, waiting to scoop up "VMware".

      Microsoft does not want to spend its cash hoard of $25 billion when the interest rate on bonds is essentially at zero -- relative to inflation.

      That means also that its 25 bn cash hoard is yielding 0 as well, so adding up to the cash hoard is losing them money.
      I work in the financial world, and I see no immediate logic to the move. they have cash in hand, they are still producing cash after investments, and any acquisition target is either small enough to be considered petty cash, or big enough to warrant a stock swap offering. Furthermore, why tip you hand? they issued about 5bn, say that a comfortable cash level is 10 bn after the acquisitions, and all the pundits will scramble for tech companies with a market cap between 12 and 18 bn market capitalization ( I am assuming a premium of 40% over the current price).
      Not a particularly smart move.

      One possible explanation, which currently does NOT bear contemplating, is that they'vee seen in the crystal ball the day when they won't be cash positive, and starting to build the name amongst bond investors is sensible anyway. one added plus is that bond investors have been left holding the short stick recently, so paradoxycally the stock owners feel better off when there are bond investors in the company instead of the other way around, as it should be according to logic and law.

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    4. Re:The whispers are saying, "VMware". by g2racer · · Score: 1

      If you look at VMWare as the next evolution of the OS, it makes more and more sense. A couple of years back, BEA (now Oracle) released Liquid VM, an OS-less JVM that ran as a virtual machine in ESX.

  50. Re:Re-Entry by Reality+Master+201 · · Score: 1

    Maybe they're creating super shielded space chairs.
    Or, since the gravity is lower on the moon, they might be building huge chairs that will survive re-entry while still retaining enough mass to be effective kinetic weapons.

  51. Buy Linux? by Jonas+Buyl · · Score: 1

    I think they're saving up to buy Linux. Oh wait.

  52. It's for Research and Development by Locke2005 · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Steve Ballmer's pet project: To finally find a truly effective cure for male pattern baldness. (Contrary to popular belief, his highest priority is NOT improving the accuracy of chair-tossing!)

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  53. Re:MS publicly stated this debt is to buy back sto by JSBiff · · Score: 1

    I don't get stock buybacks? What's the point? I assume it's to reduce the amount of oustanding shares on the market, driving up the price of the stock and increasing the value of remaining shareholders' shares? But, if that's the goal, why not just to a stock merge? That is, I've heard of stock splits, where a company declares that all outstanding shares will be split, like 2 for 1 or 3 for 1. If a company can split their stock, why can't they merge it? So if you had 100 shares before, maybe you have 75 or 50 afterwords?

    If I were a shareholder, I'd rather a company use the money as a dividend, instead of using it to buy back the stock.

  54. The truth: It's Apple by gnasher719 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Apple made Microsoft a present: One iPod for every Microsoft employee. $3.8 bn is the money that Microsoft needs now to fill these iPods with music :-)

  55. I've Got It! by SilverHatHacker · · Score: 0

    They're planning to make an offer to buy Canonical. From what I've seen, they're arrogant enough to try.

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    1. Re:I've Got It! by perryizgr8 · · Score: 1

      ahh, let me imagine!! yes, i'd love the new windows ubuntu edition.

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  56. No, Pinky. Tonight we by elrous0 · · Score: 1

    TAKE OVER THE WORLD!

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  57. Re:MS publicly stated this debt is to buy back sto by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Explanation: The Hudsucker Proxy

    Sidney J. Mussburger: ...then the company too has a problem. What exactly is the disposition of Waring's stock.
    Board Member 8: Well as you know, Hud left no will and had no family; the company bylaws are quite clear in that event. His entire portfolio will be converted into common stock and be sold over the counter as of the first of the fiscal year following his demise.
    Sidney J. Mussburger: Meaning?
    Board Member 8: Well, meaning simply that Waring stock, and control of the company, will be made available to the public January first.
    Sidney J. Mussburger: Do you mean to say any slob in a smelly tee-shirt will be able to buy Hudsucker stock?
    Board Member 8: The company bylaws are quite clear.
    Board Member 3: My God, you're animals. How can you discuss his stock when the man has just leapt 45 floors?
    Board Member 6: 44.
    Board Member 7: Not counting the mezzanine.
    Sidney J. Mussburger: Quit showboating Addison, the man is gone. The question now is whether we're going to let John Q Public just waltz in here and buy our company.

  58. Darl said... by sherpajohn · · Score: 2, Funny

    that's how much its gonna cost to bail out SCO.

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    1. Re:Darl said... by sherpajohn · · Score: 1

      Of course, this includes the costs of "finishing up" all the outstanding lawsuits.

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    2. Re:Darl said... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because they are to big and close to fail.

  59. Golden parachute by kisak · · Score: 1

    Golden parachute to monkey boy. I am sure most microsofties think it is worth every penny also.

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  60. Re:Yahoo No, no.. they want to open a bank, or by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    They want to pass the federal government's pass/pass grading system.

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  61. it's buy anything missed on online development by m.hataj · · Score: 1

    I opt too - they buy Apple unfriendly

  62. Well they're not paying off the national debt... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well they're not paying off the national debt...

  63. Is Microsoft really a betting company? by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    Right now, it's money for nothing and the stock market is way down. Buy stocks with cheap money, and a year from now the ROI is great.

    Unless as is likely the market is way down, then you've just lost a few billion dollars you're paying interest on.

    Large companies tend not to gamble like that.

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  64. What is AMD worth? by bezenek · · Score: 1

    Is Microsoft thinking of getting involved in hardware? -Todd

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    1. Re:What is AMD worth? by rjhubs · · Score: 1

      Not that I think Microsoft would want to buy AMD but you can tell what any publicly traded company is worth by looking at its Market Cap. Investors currently believe AMD is worth 2.90 billion. Granted investors will expect you to pay a premium on that market cap. But that will get you to the right ballpark.

    2. Re:What is AMD worth? by bezenek · · Score: 1

      My question was rhetorical, but as rjhubs pointed out, AMD's market cap is about $3B. Thus, $4B would be a reasonable amount of cash to have on hand if one were interested in a cash purchase of AMD.

      So, my real question is, does Microsoft want to become less vertically challenged? -Todd

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  65. Their stock price is dropping by mangu · · Score: 1

    They used to sit on mountains of cash until stockholders got pissed about it

    Correction: they used to sit on mountains of cash while their market price was rising. After they realized they wouldn't reach again their peak prices of 2000, they tried to buy stock to force prices up, but that strategy failed.

    After a 50% drop in value over six months they are trying to do something about it again.

  66. jerry Re:Advertising compaign? Or...? by bugi · · Score: 1

    You bring up an interesting point regarding advertising. This bond may be enough to get Jerry to sing again.

  67. Of course this is true, by toby · · Score: 0, Troll

    But isn't it time they stopped pretending they're about creating good technology, and admitted it's really all about the money?

    Gates already left with the loot. The company has served its purpose and seems primed to implode, since its model of building and "selling" software was obsoleted at least a decade or two ago and they have proven unable to adapt. They haven't even been able to succeed in their markets without habitual dishonesty, lies, duplicity, and every other kind of skullduggery.

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    1. Re:Of course this is true, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A company... all about the money!!!? Surely you jest!

  68. Hostile Takeover by schmiddy · · Score: 1

    You can just go out and try to buy every outstanding stock in one shot anyway + you still have to convince the current stock holders to sell.

    See Hostile Takeover. Despite the disadvantages, it happens now and then. You are right that it's not *quite* as simple as coming up with an amount of cash equivalent to the current market cap of the company -- (some of) the individual shareholders do need to be bought out, one way or another. But you don't need to buy 100% of the company to achieve your goals (majority stake, or significant voting power) -- witness the brouhaha when Porsche quietly bought up ~30% of VW.

    (Yes, I know the comment by the GP about MSFT buying GM was just a joke).

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  69. Tessier Ashpool by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone there just finished the novel Neuromancer and wants to start an artificial intelligence in space!

    I for one welcome our new space AI overlords.

    1. Re:Tessier Ashpool by mdm-adph · · Score: 1

      As long as they make the bitchin' vacation resort to go along with it, I'm on board.

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  70. It's just an intilial investment.... by lordofthechia · · Score: 4, Funny

    MS is just getting enough cash to run a round of 2 million "Laptop Hunters" commercials.

    "We told everybody in the state of New Mexico, you find a laptop for under $2000, you keep it."

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    1. Re:It's just an intilial investment.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MS is just getting enough cash to run a round of 2 million "Laptop Hunters" commercials.

      "We told everybody in the state of New Mexico, you find a laptop for under $2000, you keep it."

      They need to do this in South Carolina instead. Here, our children are having problems getting access to maps, imagine how much of a boost laptops would be :)

    2. Re:It's just an intilial investment.... by perryizgr8 · · Score: 1

      er...you might want to rephrase that. if the limit was 2000usd, everyone would buy a mac.

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  71. -1 wrong by cynical+kane · · Score: 1

    -1 wrong. Stocks are not a short term investment and never have been.

    Any individual buying stock as a short term investment is wrong, and might lose all his money (see the hi-tech bubble). But any corporation buying stock as a short-term investment is committing accounting fraud, and might result in corporate officers being sent to jail.

    1. Re:-1 wrong by downix · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm in agreement that it is wrong, but that is what it says in the SEC filings for Microsoft. They have $18 million as of March 31st in "Short Term Investments", which can and does include stock, treasury bills, and short term cd's. Microsoft's listings of Short Term Investments also includes securities held as collateral, several billion worth. So, we are looking at an aged company, it is no longer operating on rapid growth, but is instead locking down in preparation for a recession and possible product rollout over the next 6 months. It is a watershed day for Microsoft, it has finally grown up.

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  72. Re:MS publicly stated this debt is to buy back sto by madfgurtbn · · Score: 1

    If you receive a dividend you have to pay income taxes on it. Buybacks increase your percentage ownership in the company, which increases share price (usually), and you only pay capital gains on the increase, and that only happens when you realize the gain. Buybacks are usually good for shareholders.

    Microsoft had over 10B shares out a couple years ago and now has about 9B outtanding, if I remember right.

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  73. It's obvious by SnarfQuest · · Score: 2, Funny

    They are going to buy SCO.

    Once the IBM lawsuit is over, they'll be getting thaat 4 bilion from the settlement, and they'll also be getting that $650 from every Linux user, so they'll be rolling in cash.

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  74. Re:MS publicly stated this debt is to buy back sto by mr_mischief · · Score: 1

    That's called a "reverse split", and it is done. One reason to do it is to make it easier to manage the paperwork. Another is to raise the price-per-share.

    If you have twice the price per share on half as many shares, though, you're not giving your shareholders twice the value. That's especially the case if you have a per-share dividend that does not double during the reverse split. You'd need to double the dividend in a 2:1 reverse split for the shareholder to come out even.

    By buying back shares when they are cheap, there are fewer shares not just on paper, but an actual lower percentage of the company is in shareholder hands rather than within the company. That means that in order to buy stock, at least until another issue from the company, one must buy it from the shares that remain in public shareholders' hands. That means that all else being equal, the price of the same number of shares goes up. It also means that the dividends the company might pay (and MS does pay dividends) are only paid on the stocks remaining out in public.

    In a low-interest bond sale, they might save a good portion of the interest they'll be paying in dividends they won't be paying to shareholders. They'll also have that many shares they can issue again later to raise funds once the share price recovers from the generally weak economy.

    After the economy recovers, MS will be in a stronger position from being able to borrow in a weak economy when many companies couldn't. Their competitors with poorer bond ratings might not get bonds sold right now, and definitely not as cheaply. Once the economy recovers, interest rates will go back up across the board.

    It's smart to attain assets when they are cheap. It's also smart to take on your debt when debt is cheap. Right now, MS can take on cheap debt, buy cheap assets, then sell expensive assets to pay back the cheap debt later.

  75. Telecommunications by pandrijeczko · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm betting we'll see a Microsoft acquisition of a telecoms company, probably the currently, very injured Nortel.

    I'm in the telecoms space myself (I won't name which company on here so please don't ask me) and we've seen a lot of push by Microsoft with Office Communicator - which also happens to have been designed with proprietary VoIP codecs that allow Nortel connectivity but lock every other VoIP system provider out.

    Cisco is obviously very big in the telecoms space now but from a technology and feature perspective, they are still very much behind some of the "traditional" telecoms companies - so there are a number of potential buyers for Nortel who have a huge amount of experience in the telecoms space.

    Microsoft is very much the "new kid on the block" when it comes to telephony so acquiring Nortel would give them a big push in that field.

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  76. Effectiveness of share repurchases by schmiddy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Assuming share repurchasing is really the intent here, and that's not a bad guess, let me offer a contrarian view to your rosy perspective to MSFT's move.

    By borrowing dollars in the bond market to fund a share buyback, MSFT's board is effectively using borrowed money to place a wager that the market is currently undervaluing MSFT's stock. By choosing to throw their extra cash, along with borrowed dollars, at this share buyback scheme, MSFT is betting that they can predict the future better than the market.

    What would be really great is if someone had done a study of the effect of share buybacks undertaken by S&P 500 companies, to test whether they work at all. Oh wait, S&P itself has. If you're a MSFT shareholder, ask yourself whether MSFT should be using their extra cash to pay dividends instead of embarking on harebrained schemes like this. Actually, I take that back -- you'd probably prefer they spend money buying back their own shares and paying bond interest rather than flushing it down the Zune toilet.

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    1. Re:Effectiveness of share repurchases by schmiddy · · Score: 1

      As an addendum, let me pose a hypothetical situation. Let's say you're on the board of directors of $BIGCORP. You have strong reason to believe that $BIGCORP's share are undervalued on the open market. Wouldn't you want to grab some of those undervalued shares for your own personal portfolio (when you're legally able to, that is, such as right after quarterly results postings so you're not guilty of insider trading) ?

      Savvy traders should look at whether the board / executives of $BIGCORP to get a realistic look at how those executives truly feel about the shares. Take a look at the insider holdings for MSFT. See any large buybacks by the board members themselves? Didn't think so.

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    2. Re:Effectiveness of share repurchases by LotsOfPhil · · Score: 1

      In general, taking debt leverage out of the equation, we contend that companies should engage in share repurchases only when they have strong cash flow and when internal projects are insufficient to generate a comparable rate of return.

      If you have the viewpoint that MSFT is becoming a utility then the above quote from your S&P article describes them exactly.
      As for board members buybacks, Gates has been systematically selling is MSFT stock for a long time.
      Also, if a stock buyback raises the stock price, it has tax advantages compared to a dividend.

      You make good points and I don't necessarily disagree with you. I am just making some counter points.

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    3. Re:Effectiveness of share repurchases by schmiddy · · Score: 1

      Also, if a stock buyback raises the stock price, it has tax advantages compared to a dividend.

      This used to be a good reason until 2003, with Bush's tax break for dividends. Qualified dividends are now taxed at 15%, which is typically much less than the marginal tax rate of your average investor. The only downside is that you have to pay the 15% during for the tax year when you received the dividend, instead of being able to postpone the income tax hit when you actually sell the shares at some point in the future, but I don't see this as a huge concern.

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    4. Re:Effectiveness of share repurchases by paeanblack · · Score: 1

      By choosing to throw their extra cash, along with borrowed dollars, at this share buyback scheme, MSFT is betting that they can predict the future better than the market.

      Microsoft may have more information about Microsoft than you and the rest of the market have.

    5. Re:Effectiveness of share repurchases by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Based on a study of buybacks conducted by S&P's Equity Research Services of the 18 months ended June 30, 2007, we believe that all three points were unsupported by the data during that period.

      Which is valid if the workiness of buybacks is unrelated to the absolute level of the stock market.

    6. Re:Effectiveness of share repurchases by schmiddy · · Score: 1

      See my addendum. Sounds plausible, but doesn't work out so well in practice. If the board members were really convinced that MSFT had better future prospects than the market knew about, they'd be getting some of their own skin in the game by buying those shares for themselves. That isn't exactly happening.

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  77. Cheap cash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What exactly is cheap cash? Isn't all cash the same value?

  78. nobody keeps cash in cash by superwiz · · Score: 1

    generally cash means some liquid assets. given how good microsoft's credit rating must be, they can probably get more out of their liquid investments than they have to pay in bond payments -- especially in a bond market where a few of the bigger bond issuers are not around anymore leaving the pension plans scrapping for some place to park their money.

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  79. Some free advice for Microsoft.... by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1

    ...don't buy this Bond - I wasted 10 quid on the DVD and it's rubbish!

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  80. Replying to my self by Capt.DrumkenBum · · Score: 2, Funny

    I had another idea.
    Maybe Microsoft is finally going to buy a vacuum cleaner company, so they can put out a product that doesn't suck.

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  81. Re:, or not regarding by YouAreATool · · Score: 1

    "Microsoft quietly, or not so quietly," This parses to "Microsoft," for me.

  82. Xbox 360 by Doomstalk · · Score: 1

    That should about cover the cost of fixing the red ring of death.

  83. Re:MS publicly stated this debt is to buy back sto by jonbryce · · Score: 1

    If you buy back stock, you no longer have to pay dividends to those shareholders. If you merge two shares together, you have to pay double the dividend per share that you did previously.

    Stock mergers generally happen when the share price looks like it is going below $1 per share which means it gets de-listed.

  84. Re: Furniture by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

    They're buying Grand Rapids MI?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grand_Rapids,_Michigan#Economy

    Economy

    Grand Rapids has long been a center for furniture and automobile manufacturing; however, the presence of both industries has declined in the region along with manufacturing in general. American Seating, Steelcase, Haworth and Herman Miller, major manufacturers of office furniture, are based in the Grand Rapids area.

    In 1880, Sligh Furniture Company started manufacturing furniture.[8] In 1881, the Furniture Manufacturers Association (FMA) was organized in Grand Rapids, it was apparently the first furniture manufacturing advocacy group in the country.[9] Also Since 1912, Kindel Furniture Company,[10] and since 1922, the Hekman/Woodmark Furniture Company,[11] have been designing and manufacturing traditional American furniture in Grand Rapids. All of these companies are still producing furniture today.

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  85. Alternative explanation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they knew the company was headed into the bottomless pit of failure, they might figure, "Oh well, lets issue some bonds and get some cash while there's still some mugs around fool enough to buy'em."

    They won't have loads of cash sitting around if this really is the year of the Linux desktop... oh no, wait, gnomeshell has put paid to that idea.

    Forget what I said.

  86. easy answer by Device666 · · Score: 1

    the company doesn't need the bond proceeds "unless they have something big in mind,"

    Microsoft likes to play monopoly. Balmer threw the dice and got the following chance card:"Make general repairs on all your property - for each house pay $25 [25] - for each hotel $100 [100]".

  87. Wall Street had a bunch too. by tjstork · · Score: 1

    they would literally make you slit your wrists should you ever be matched up against them in a test of financial knowledge. Maybe, just maybe, they know what they're doing more than some random dude Slashdotting from work.

    You know what, you are RIGHT. They do make me want to slit somebody's wrists, I mean throat... Wall Street had a bunch of those guys too, and right now its costing me something like $40,000 in additional debt, the devaluation of our national currency, a strong prospect of deflation, and 600,000 lost jobs a month, to start....

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  88. SUN Microsystems. by Mordstrom · · Score: 1

    I second the SUN troll. Because MySQL comes along with it among other reasons. However I really have no idea. Just getting it on record in case I am right. :-)

  89. Electronic Arts by johannesg · · Score: 1

    ...also a candidate.

  90. Obviouser by denzacar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Hookers and blackjack.

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    1. Re:Obviouser by ijakings · · Score: 1

      Infact, forget the blackjack

    2. Re:Obviouser by slack_justyb · · Score: 1

      and the lunar lander.

  91. It seems they didn't catch my joke... by Mishotaki · · Score: 1

    I swear i was joking when i told them that they could buy Linux for 30 Billion Dollars!

    Now i wish i would have said that they had to pay in pennies

  92. Zune Phone by Sevendouble0 · · Score: 1

    Zune phone simple enough. It looks like they already have the hardware but will need a PR blitz as well as incentives for carriers to sell the phone. http://www.tomsguide.com/us/microsoft-zune-phone-iphone-pre,news-3918.html

  93. Just so you know... by copponex · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just so you know, big business corporations are run by ordinary people like the old monarchies were run by ordinary people. There is no difference between kings and CEOs, archdukes and VPs, and the boardroom and the royal court, except that passing of the crown isn't automatically done from father to son. The King appoints people, based on connections instead of merit. They all vote themselves raises, work their serfs as hard as they can, and every once in a while a new fiefdom is formed that turns into pretty much the same structure. It's more just than a straight monarchy, but it's really not that different.

    I hope that we shall crush in its birth the aristocracy of our monied corporations, which dare already to challenge our government to a trial of strength, and bid defiance to the laws of our country.
    -Thomas Jefferson, Bedwetting Liberal

    The same thing has been true since the beginning of time. When people pass on wealth to their descendants, you end up with a bunch of rich, clueless, greedy idiots running the show, who never serve but send people to war, who never starve but lobby for the destruction of welfare, and who never work but demand the end of Social Security.

    Inevitably, the disparity of wealth and the skewed use of a nations resources to attend to the "needs" of these Hapsburg inbreds leads to a revolution, and then whole process is repeated. Corporations just allow us to pretend there isn't a monarchy. The fact that they are run by people doesn't prove anything.

  94. They are getting ready to buy ... Canada by really? · · Score: 1

    Now it's a good time do do so while the US$ still has some value.

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  95. Microsoft now has less cash on hand than Apple by tyrione · · Score: 1

    I love it.

  96. Re:MS publicly stated this debt is to buy back sto by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    I don't get stock buybacks? If you were a CEO sitting on million of shares of stock and options which would automatically go up in value after a stock buyback, with little or no effort on your behalf required, then I suspect you might actually see the point of a stock buyback. No, it doesn't increase the net worth of the company, but it DOES put money in current shareholders pockets! I agree that stock splits are nonsense; apparently Warren Buffet thinks so too, since Berkshire Hathaway currently sells for $90,000 per share!

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  97. They could go into the lending business by roc97007 · · Score: 1

    It would kind-of make sense.

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  98. It can do whatever it wants by westlake · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has a five star corporate credit rating. Exxon-Mobil grade corporate credit. Pfizer grade corporate credit.

    Microsoft's total debt is 2 billion dollars.

    Microsoft holds 24 billion in cash.

    Revenues have shrunk to a bare $61.1 billion.

    Its profit margin to a modest 26% - but, all in all, it's not a bad showing for a thirty year old industrial in a down market. Microsoft Corporation (MSFT

    This is Microsoft's first trip to the bond market.

    There is no private corporation on the planet which can borrow money more quickly or more cheaply.

    The five year bonds return 2.95%. That is just 1% over good-as-gold US Treasury notes. What's Behind Microsoft's Bond Offering?

    There are certainly some interesting possibilities: perhaps a big push to get Win 7 out in time for the Christmas shopping season.

    The dual-core Win 7 ATOM netbook with NVIDIA graphics could be crushing for the geek who placed his hopes on Linux and the ARM.

  99. It's for a long-term investment⦠by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    they want to buy the rights to DNF

  100. wrong, wrong, wrong by cynical+kane · · Score: 1

    Meanwhile the artificially depressed (compared to borrowing only savings) interest rates continue the diversion of "stuff" from where it can build infrastructure to make a future profit and into either projects that can't be finished or won't have customers when they're done or immediate consumption. This turns a recession into a depression. It's exactly what happened to create the Great Depression, but the government is doing it more this time around and with no safety net from a gold standard - so the US could end up more like Weimar Germany than the US of the '30s.

    [citation needed]. If you ask Milton Friedman he'd say the gold standard caused the Great Depression. Tying peoples' perceptions of worth to the market for chunks of shiny metal is an economically destructive thing to do. Since the Federal Reserve started maintaining a stable currency, we haven't had ANY major depressions (the current one being vastly overrated), nor any sort of inflation worth talking about.

    Actually, I've never heard your theory before, so I'll assume you made it up. By the way, selling bonds RAISES cash, so your long ramble isn't even salient, and the GP is dead wrong. If Microsoft was expecting inflation, they'd be getting rid of cash ASAP.

    1. Re:wrong, wrong, wrong by Moridin42 · · Score: 1

      Well.. I won't go into the economics, because I don't care to get drawn into a Big Discussion.

      But the second bit of yours is only correct if you assume that Microsoft was going to issue debt in order to sit on the cash it raised. Which is an extremely unlikely situation. Currency is an already agreed upon medium of exchange. Microsoft could contract with each party they wish to exchange assets with that they will pay in bonds. Such agreements could cover everything from corporate acquisition all the way down to paying its utility bills. But that means a negotiation with every party. Instead, they issue debt, acquire cash, and then divest themselves of the cash for other assets. So that when the inflation they are expecting comes to pass (assuming they are expecting and it does actually come to pass), then Microsoft repays its debts with inflated dollars. Inflation helps borrows by exactly the amount it hurts lenders.

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  101. Re:Yahoo No, no.. they want to open a bank, or by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obscure SNL reference...

  102. US Presidency by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    That is my first thought. Scary as it may be.

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  103. Treasury bailout for Microsoft by David+Gerard · · Score: 1
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  104. Money move by geekoid · · Score: 1

    MS does a lot of money moving for a variety of reasons. Could be there making something big, could be they know something bad is going to happen and the want more money for the fight.

    Hell, that could be building a huge solar thermal plant to power the nation.

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  105. There will be no hyperinflation. by tjstork · · Score: 1

    The US dollar isn't going to hyperinflate because the money supply is being continually destroyed by people not paying their loans back. Think about fractional banking.

    Fed waves magic wand, invents $1 and pays to bank
    Bank takes $1, lends out $10, $1 for 10 people. The money supply is now $10.
    Each of the borrowers goes and buys some junk at the dollar store, then stiffs the bank.

    All that's really left, then, is a bunch of junk. See, the thing is, the only way that the money supply stays up is, if people pay the money back to the bank. The fed would reduce the money supply by paying down the bank, but, the borrows reduced the money supply to 0.

    Thus, as Ben Bernanke so figured out, the -real- money supply is actually a lot lower than it is despite all government statistics. Once people pay down there debt, or the banks write it off, then, the money supply will go back up, but the banks will pay back the fed, which will destroy the money, and there will be no hyperinflation.

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  106. Inflation by Dripdry · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is making a flat-out genius business move:

    1)Sell bonds now while people are still scared that the market can go down.
    2)Allow inflation to drastically cheapen the bonds when it hits over the next few years.
    3)Invest the money from the bonds in R&D, or gold, or something that will have a big return on investment
    4)?
    5) MEGA-profit.

    This is pure investing 101, and anyone dumb enough to buy those bonds should be shot. Now is a terrible to buy bonds.

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  107. Re:Yahoo No, no.. they want to open a bank, or by davidsyes · · Score: 1

    The reference, as performed in a skit by the SNL comedian, may be obscure, but many analysts still think the grading system was not truly necessary.

    But, to make it *less* obscure....:

    "Financial Economics, 'Saturday Night Live'-style"
    http://blog.newsweek.com/blogs/wealthofnations/archive/2009/05/11/financial-economics-saturday-night-live-style.aspx

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  108. Because interest rates are ridiculously low by mysidia · · Score: 1

    and Anticipating Windows 7 may not sell well. They'll need lots of cash to fund another attempt.

    In a few years, when the US is at 10% interest rates again, the proceeds from those bonds will be dirt cheap.

    When interest rates are really really low, it's really really beneficial to have lots of debt locked in at that rate.

    You can almost certainly re-invest it profitably, eventually....

  109. becoz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    becoz the fed's interest rate will go up high.
    Microsoft will make a lot of money by using somebody else's money. Smart

  110. Novell by Hohlraum · · Score: 1

    Just putting it somewhere so I can say, "I told you so" :)

  111. MS doesn't need VMware by YesIAmAScript · · Score: 1

    They already have Virtual Server, including migrating virtual machines from one host to another.

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    1. Re:MS doesn't need VMware by CAIMLAS · · Score: 5, Interesting

      No, they don't "need" VMware themselves. They have a product which "fits" that niche - "that niche" being Windows desktop and server virtualization products (and only for MS's more expensive OS versions).

      But if you consider the facts of VMware being cross-platform for both host and client OS, supporting a myriad more client operating systems than MS does, and the fact that VMware is working on emulation applications for mobile devices, well: the picture changes somewhat.

      VMware is only competition in the very small world of Windows on Windows emulation. You have a significant diminished return on your hardware when your virtual hardware is sitting on top of a Microsoft OS: you need a lot more hardware.

      Not only that, but VMware is heavily used in Linux by both companies and individuals. They offer the Only mature set of virtualization tools for OS X and Linux. Yes, Linux has KVM and Xen, and there's also Virtualbox - but Linux kernel virtualization lacks a cohesive, 'available' interface for management, and Virtualbox is easily several years behind even VMware workstation in terms of features, stability, and general solidness.

      If MS were to buy VMware, they'd offer it as a move towards expanding their virtualization services to other OSes - to 'infuse' MS tech into VMware products to make them better. Then, the Windows versions of VMware products would slowly become much, much more "windowsy", while the Linux and Mac versions stagnate in features and usability - while useless or half-broken features are added, making the package as a whole less usable. Eventually, they'll be canceled outright.

      That would be a very, very bad thing; after all, we IT folks are trying to move towards a more fully virtualized software/hardware environment: it makes things easier for us. Microsoft, on the other hand, has spent its entire existence making new hardware slow and glitchy with new OS releases. They want to maintain and perpetuate the status quo, which is a world of MS domination in every realm of a network's architecture.

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  112. My guess is... by zkiwi34 · · Score: 1

    Rather lame, but I wonder what the EC has hinted to Microsoft about the result of the current suit against them.

  113. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  114. Marketing plans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After seeing how well vista sales went I wouldn't be suprised if all 3.8B will be spent on windows 7 marketing. They'll need it.

  115. RE: Ponzi, as in scheme by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They'll buy-back microsoft stock.

  116. mod parent up by jorghis · · Score: 1

    Parent is correct, it is almost universally agreed by reputable economists that the great depression was caused by DEFLATION and the fed keeping rates too high. (not inflation and cheap money as the poorly informed grandparent claims) Additionally, grandparent made the ridiculous claim that recessions are worsened by wasteful spending when in fact they are the result of underutilization of resources, even wasteful spending helps end them. I guess this is more of a computer nerd than finance nerd site, but really, the guy contradicted very basic economics in several places and got modded +5, thats nuts. :)

  117. Some would say by symbolset · · Score: 1

    That to own your own home free of mortgage and lien is a treasure beyond price. If you can achieve above that an endowment that pays the tax you are ready to begin the next phase of wealth. A debt is a relentless taskmaster: It cares not if you lose your work, your crops, your wife, your car. It does not care if you're injured, disabled or dead. It does not care if the property you mortgaged becomes an unlivable swamp, a pile of ashes, a shamble of earthquake or tornado debris. What it cares about is that on the designated day the payment is due.

    Fewer than one first mortgage in 20 is ever paid off in full. All of the rest are refinanced or end on the courthouse steps. Playing the market with money borrowed from your roof is no different than gambling your rent.

    What does this have to do with Microsoft borrowing money? I don't know. I think this action is more about Microsoft's execs hoping to convert from the growth model to the utility model of corporate governance. I don't think it will work. People generally expect a utility to have infrastructure that's out of their reach and expensive to replace. Microsoft's stuff doesn't meet either of those criteria. Server 2003 is not functionally equivalent to Hoover dam.

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    1. Re:Some would say by Foredecker · · Score: 1

      I agree with having a mortgage free home. But there are more than one way to get there :) Much of this depends on how your mortgage is structured. I was using that as an example.

      Where did you get this?

      I think this action is more about Microsofts execs hoping to convert from the growth model to the utility model of corporate governance

      Thats just a gi-nourmous assumption on your part and quite incorrect. As with other comments to you, I can speak authoritatively here. What do you mean by utility model of corporate governance? If you really mean like a water or power utility then you are making a really bad assumption.

      At the end of the day, MSFTs goal is to earn money: there are many ways to do this. Chief among them is selling products, selling services, selling advertising, and selling subscriptions. One of our strengths is that we have a breadth of products that let us effectively use all of these.

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  118. You know what's cheap right now? by symbolset · · Score: 1

    Google. Apple. Companies that are on the upstroke. Not companies like MSFT that are flat or negative for the last decade.

    And next year? Do you see Microsoft doing something differently this year? Are they about to release a wildly successful desktop OS? Is the next version of Office going to convince a billion people who make less than $1000/yr that they absolutely must do without food, housing and medical care to buy it? Do their server offerings look like the sweeping innovation that's going to convert the rest of the server world by storm? Are they alone in that field without competition that's both better and free? Are the people that made the company the nest egg for a generation even still in charge? No?

    Then what makes their stock look cheap to you?

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  119. scenario by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as usual microsoft is late in implementing strategies about new worlds, they are still playing pre 2000 way of thinking financing.
    hedge for inflation .
    acquisition...
    they are not seen the world with internet the most likely scenario for this century is going for hudge deflation , yes prices will fall to zero for most things, but very few people will be able to buy as money gets very rare. creating a massive divide between the have and have not . this scenario is not so different from hyper inflation .
    now with the credit rating likely of MS they might want to make a hedge fund out of it and go back and reinvest in bonds clipping carry and hopping for gouverment bail out .

  120. You borrow when its cheap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You borrow money when it is cheap, not when you need it.

  121. What I would try if I was MS and evil by jabjoe · · Score: 1

    What about using the war chest to give away Windows7 for a bit? Make sure this time it the new version takes.

  122. They don't need to borrow to buy Yahoo... by rbarreira · · Score: 1

    because MS's offer to buy Yahoo was not all in cash, part of it was stock.

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  123. citrix Xensource xenserver by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They have a very good product, which is based on linux with XEN, with a easy to use graphical interface. There is a basic version up for free, with as only limitations, the number of VM's and the amount of memory.

    I tried it a time, it looks like a good product to me.

  124. buybacks= compensation by gadget+junkie · · Score: 1

    Microsoft is currently working on a $40B stock buy back, having recently completed ANOTHER $40B stock buy back. That's the amusing thing about the people who say that Apple is getting bigger than MS, based purely on cash in hand. Yes, MSFT "only" has $25B cash. That's after buying back $80B of stock.

    in most companies , the concept of stock buyback is flimsily misunderstood to say the least: let me go on and explain.
    In the fiscal years from 2005 to 2008, MSFT retired about 66 billion dollars in its own stock; at the same time, it issued a bit less than 14 billion in stock. This is probably for the most part the result of the exercise of stock options by the employees. Net result, they retired about 42 bn.in their own equity.
    as of end 2008, their return on equity has been about 48%.That comes from dividing about 17 bn net income by their 36bn stockholders equity. Now, if they had let the cash build up, their stockholders equity would have been 78 bn, and their return on equity a more down to earth 22%.
    Going back to the stock option plans: if the employees are assigned a significant number of options, say 10% of the issued capital,they can force a massive dilution on other shareholders. a neat 10% stock buyback will set everything right, but on a practical level is the same as paying out 10% of the company to the employees involved.

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  125. Re:MS publicly stated this debt is to buy back sto by JSBiff · · Score: 1

    I guess, thinking about the issue more, I sort of see your point. If MS did a reverse split, even though the price per share goes up, I as a shareholder make no net gain, because my number of shares which I hold goes down proportionally to the increase in price (presumably - and that may not even be the case, necessarily - perhaps the market decides that 1/2 as many shares is not worth 2x the price).

    Whereas with a stock buyback by the company, I do not lose any shares, while the price probably goes up, so I should realize an actual gain in the value of the stock I hold.

  126. $25 billion in cash!?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're sitting on $25 billion in cash? OMFG- fix the Xbox's hardware issues! Damn!

  127. Evil plan not needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If MS were to buy VMware, they'd offer it as a move towards expanding their virtualization services to other OSes - to 'infuse' MS tech into VMware products to make them better. Then, the Windows versions of VMware products would slowly become much, much more "windowsy", while the Linux and Mac versions stagnate in features and usability - while useless or half-broken features are added, making the package as a whole less usable. Eventually, they'll be canceled outright.

    The disquieting thing about this theory, the thing that makes it really plausible to me, is that all of the above can happen without cackling evil plotting masterminds at Microsoft. It can happen just in the normal course of how MS does things. Of course they will add new features, of course the new features will be "windowsy", and of course the actual Windows versions will get priority. Just let some time go by, and the results will be indistinguishable from a nefarious plan to sandbag the Linux and Mac versions.

  128. Zune Phone by steveha · · Score: 1

    No doubt they will treat a Zune Phone like the original XBox...

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRLRjKCGHek

    steveha

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  129. New.. by FatherOfONe · · Score: 1

    New Chairs.

    Then probably an effort to buy
    SAP.

    My thought is that they use to be sitting on over 40 Billion and now it is at around 25 Billion. The gaming division is bleeding money with no end in sight and while it is true they have gained significant market share with the 360 in North America, it has come at an huge cost (many Billions). If Microsoft wouldn't have bled so much money with the failed Zune, .NET, and gaming disasters then Vista wouldn't have been what it was and Microsoft would be far better off today. Vista would have been written correctly, and Microsoft would probably have well over 40 Billion in the bank. Instead they have a failed mp3 player, a gaming console that had a failure rate over 30% (unthinkable by Nintendo or Sony), and a development platform that is struggling at best. For the life of me I can't figure out how you go from 40 Billion to 25 Billion while having the cash cows of Microsoft Office and Windows WITHOUT having anything serious to show for it. Oh, and they also managed to lay off ~10,000 employees.

    Now they want to buy SAP... I feel for you guys working for SAP if you have to go in to that environment. Granted I NEVER thought I would feel sorry for any SAP guys.

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