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  1. Judge Orders Twitter Acct. Disabled on Banking Via Twitter? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    So when I receive a twit from my bank about someone else's account will a judge order my account disabled?

  2. Twitter from Nigeria! on Banking Via Twitter? · · Score: 2, Funny

    I cannot wait to see how many twitter IP addresses start originating from Nigeria.

  3. Re:it's getting fixed on For New Zealanders, No More Phones As Sat-Nav Devices · · Score: 5, Funny

    It's not technically behind. NZ is a day ahead (more or less). So it's already happened here, we're just waiting for the rest of the world to catch up. By the time you read this, it will already be tomorrow in NZ and we'll have moved onto something just as bizarre and misunderstood by lawmakers.

    BTW, the for those of you in the past the numbers were 11, 19, 27, 32, 41, 47 (39). Enjoy your new winnings!

  4. Web Karma on StackOverflow For Any Topic · · Score: 2, Insightful

    /.'s karma system and stack's rep. points both have real web uses. It would be cool to see a standardization of this idea and have it follow you across the net. Granted it could be abused, gamed, misused and just worthless to some. But no system is 100% useful. I could easily see where a standardized web karma could be very useful.

    I'm still trying to figure out if this would be make for a utopian or dystopian internet.

  5. Same Govt. on AU Government To Build "Unhackable" Netbooks · · Score: 5, Informative

    This is the same govt. that put a guy in jail on child pornography charges for having a Simpson's parody porno on his computer.

    Ignorance and arrogance seem to always walk hand in hand.

  6. Carbon Credits? on ICE Satellite Maps Profound Polar Thinning · · Score: 3, Funny

    I thought carbon credits would have someone parked on the poles with a couple of ice making machines (perhaps like they use in a hotel but not as loud) and they'd be scooping fresh ice out to keep it topped off... why is this not happening? Have we been lied to? Where did all that carbon credit money go to? Just when I thought for sure I could sit in my apt and do something really fucking meaningful from a distance to help save all those future generations by buying offset credit every time I got on WOW and played for two days... this just has destroyed my entire weekend and trust in humanity.

  7. Re:I wonder on Bank Goofs, and Judge Orders Gmail Account Nuked · · Score: 2

    Burn your house to the ground, rape your woman, eat your babies and salt the earth.

    It would be the only proactive way to be sure their mistake was covered up and erased.

  8. Re:Born in December on A New Explanation For the Plight of Winter Babies · · Score: 5, Funny

    You could do better... if you were born in June.

  9. Plus good on Computers To Mark English Essays · · Score: 1

    Practices like this are plus good. Benefits to our society are double plus good. Plus handling of language can pare it down to the 6k essential words, all else are plus minus and should be removed.

    The average English speaker knows roughly 35k words in their lifetime. However they only use 1200 (average) in any given week. With just over a million words the nuances of our language may already be lost in common everyday speech. Lowest common denominator prevails and testing like this will mitigate people shooting for dead center to ensure perfect scores.

  10. Re:Implications for other Mental Diseases? on Alzheimer's Disease Possibly Linked To Sleep Deprivation · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I dunno, I'm not so sure I'd call those diseases tragic. I find the rest of the world's 16 hr waking days terribly boring and pity their lack of creativity and productivity. Granted some people don't cope well with BP and Schizophrenia and they make the news (so to speak) but many people manage well and use it to their advantage.

    I do hope that only sleeping 3.5 hrs a day (on average) for my entire life won't have the detrimental payback of Alzheimer's. But, then again, there is a price to pay for everything. I enjoy the longer days. The quiet when you sleep and I can work in peace is wonderful. I've never seen any ill effects of low sleep. I only feel fatigued or tired if I get less than 2 hrs. Anything over 5 hrs and I feel like shit for the next day (EG: listless, slower motor response time, impaired cognition).

  11. Welcome to Michigan on Alabama Wages War Against the Perfect Weed · · Score: 4, Funny

    Thank god something living is willing to move back into Michigan. There is hope to save this state!

  12. Tonga vs. the atmosphere on Orbit Your Own Satellite For $8,000 · · Score: 0, Troll

    For a country that bitches a fair amount about global warming and the responsibilities We (humans et al) have to our home... Tonga seems to want to make up lost time and really help break the camel's back.

    This is why I don't see the sense in having kids. To hell with responsibility!

  13. Impossible? on Inside the Rise of the Domain Name System · · Score: 1

    Really, it's impossible to believe? Fed. Reserve is owned by a single family. ISBN system is owned by a single family. There are many "regulatory" institutions that are completely owned by a family or organization. Net Sol is just following suit.

  14. If he only had a heart... on Jeff Bezos Offers Apology For Erasing 1984 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you really want to restore faith in your customers how about completely unlocking their kindles and let them decide what they do and do not delete? Or perhaps that's too much heart for Bezos.

    I doubt he'd have a single "heartfelt" thing to say if he wasn't dragged over the hot coals of the net.

  15. Lets do the Time Warp on New Zealand Tree Stuck In Evolutionary Time Warp · · Score: 5, Funny
    If you consider two facts this tree comes as no surprise:
    • Richard O'Brien, the creator of RHPS and the Time warp comes from NZ
    • NZ television is two seasons behind the rest of the world

    The tree is just keeping in step with it's environment.

  16. Lost Tapes on NASA Has the Lost Tapes · · Score: 5, Funny

    After the 2nd season, I found it boring. And honestly NASA, tapes? Use a dvr if you're going to record Lost.

  17. Re: on Monkeys Show Language Recognition · · Score: 1

    Few will get this, sadly. damn funny though.

  18. Re:Stop eating which? on Monkeys Show Language Recognition · · Score: 1

    Great minds and all that. =)

  19. No need to worry, yet... on Monkeys Show Language Recognition · · Score: 4, Funny

    The moment they react to: "Get your stinkin' paws off me you damn dirty ape." Then we need to panic.

  20. Stop eating which? on Monkeys Show Language Recognition · · Score: 1

    The monkeys or the babies?

  21. Cory Doctorow Says: on Doctorow Says Google & Amazon Stifle Progress · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Put your copyright in,
    take your copyright out,
    put your copyright in,
    and you shake it all about

    you do the Cory bullshit speak
    and you twist some words around,

    that's what it's all about.

  22. For the Masses on Sniffing Browser History Without Javascript · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Most people will never understand and basic exploits like this will always work against them. At what point is it the browser's (and app support staff) responsibility to protect the ignorant? The simple fix for this and many things similar is to not cache, don't keep a history, lock your browser down. If you're too stupid to do that... it's kind of your own fault.

    Does a car manufacturer have a responsibility to make you drive safe? They make the car and if you're too stupid to learn how to use it properly you'll be weeded out.

  23. zz on Student Who Released Code From Assignments Accused of Cheating · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Sorry, the moment I read "Cory Doctorow" I just get a dull hum in my head and lose not only focus but interest.

    Zz.. . . . .

  24. Nintendo all the way! on Japanese ESRB Bans Rape Depiction In Games · · Score: 5, Funny

    Let's go back to the old NES days. The only thing that ever made people do was eat mushrooms and beat the shit outta turtles. Those were the days, young prepubescent CGI girls could safely wander the streets.

  25. Re:No touchy! on Human Laughter Up To 16 Million Years Old · · Score: 2, Funny

    It because you have Asperger's.