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  1. Re:Funny... on LulzSec Document Dump Shows Cops' Fear of iPhones · · Score: 5, Funny

    What have they got to hide, some illegal activity?

  2. Steering your way through the internet on USB Foot Controls · · Score: 1

    Next, power steering with cruise control. Browsing the internet will be like cruising the interstate.

  3. Re:Sharpest tool? on State of Alaska Prints Out Palin's E-Mails; Online Distribution 'Impractical' · · Score: 1

    That being a sap?

  4. Re:Paper was their second choice on State of Alaska Prints Out Palin's E-Mails; Online Distribution 'Impractical' · · Score: 1

    Nah, they had to wait until spring for the clay to thaw.

  5. Re:off course! on Alcatel-Lucent Shrinks Mobile Cell Tower To Small Cube · · Score: 1

    And I thought it was smoke AND mirrors....

  6. Pop up Target on Tethered, Water-Powered Jetpack Provides Two Hours of Flight Time · · Score: 1

    Perfect for drawing fire on the battlefield.

  7. Re:Is everyone there an idiot? on Next Step For US Body Scanners Could Be Trains, Metro Systems · · Score: 1

    Deep Thought says it is the same answer. 42

  8. Perfect for sex addicts on Retargeting Ads Stalk You For Weeks After You Shop · · Score: 1

    Visit a site and get propositioned for months.

  9. fraudsourcing? on Could Crowdsourcing Help the SEC Detect Fraud? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let me coin a phrase.

  10. Re:Let them?! on Louisiana, Intelligent Design, and Science Classes · · Score: 1

    The U-tube video was an excerpt from a 1996 BBC show.

  11. Re:How long on BP Claims Gulf Well Has Been Stopped · · Score: 2, Funny

    I was wondering how long it will be until DHS takes credit for it....

  12. The sport version on Researchers Create Lung On a Chip · · Score: 1

    Denies it is on steroids...

  13. My theory... on Jupiter Is Missing a Belt · · Score: 2, Funny

    The invasion fleet left Jupiter.

  14. Re:Officials are used to whoring on Raleigh Councilman Offers Child Naming Rights To Google · · Score: 1

    Well, if it works for Reality TV programs, it should work for politicians....

  15. Re:its still comcrap to me on Comcast Shoots For New Image, Rebranding As Xfinity · · Score: 1

    Xfinity sounds like it should be the name of a sports car company... or perhaps an adult film company.

    Or a "white van" speaker system.

  16. Re:Name change = shame on Comcast Shoots For New Image, Rebranding As Xfinity · · Score: 1

    At least you're not *killing* your customers.

    Unless you have a heart attack over their customer service or get bored to death with the programming.

  17. Re:Yeah, and Blackwater is now called Xe. on Comcast Shoots For New Image, Rebranding As Xfinity · · Score: 1

    Still, it's nice of these broken companies to move themselves to the end of the phone book.

    The last call before you go to your Public Library and find something good.

  18. Steel files? on IE Flaw Gives Hackers Access To User Files · · Score: 1

    So that's what happened to my 8" bastard mill file.

  19. Re:No surprise, really the clocks failed... on US Missile Defense Test Fails · · Score: 1

    Wasn't there an issue with the internal digital clock getting out of sync with real time?

  20. You could probably build a replica from LEGOs on Lacking Buyers, NASA Cuts Prices On Shuttles and Old Engines · · Score: 1

    $28 million would buy a lot of LEGOs- who will build the first full scale shuttle replica?

  21. Value Pricing on Film Studios May Block DVD Rentals For One Month · · Score: 1

    Perhaps movies should be priced according to critical (5 star) rating- $3 a star. Maybe Hollywood would get the message if much of their product was deemed worthless.

  22. Voice alarm... on Ford's New Radar Technology Based On Open Source · · Score: 1

    Danger!!!, Will Robinson, Danger!!!

  23. Nice concept, on Russia's New Official Holiday — Programmer's Day · · Score: 1

    We can send them punch cards...

  24. The Arms race got new legs on Airborne Boeing Laser Blasts Ground Target · · Score: 1

    A new tool for the Military Inferiority Complex...

  25. Re:idea on Cable Management To Defeat Clutter? · · Score: 1

    I got them after my working cocker spaniel busily chewed the cable to my trackman during a client meeting.