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Louisiana, Intelligent Design, and Science Classes

rollcall writes "The Livingston, Louisiana public school district is considering introducing intelligent design into its science curriculum. During the board's meeting Thursday, several board members expressed an interest in the teaching of creationism. 'Benton said that under provisions of the Science Education Act enacted last year by the Louisiana Legislature, schools can present what she termed "critical thinking and creationism" in science classes. Board Member David Tate quickly responded: "We let them teach evolution to our children, but I think all of us sitting up here on this School Board believe in creationism. Why can't we get someone with religious beliefs to teach creationism?" Fellow board member Clint Mitchell responded, "I agree...you don't have to be afraid to point out some of the fallacies with the theory of evolution. Teachers should have the freedom to look at creationism and find a way to get it into the classroom."'"

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  1. This is clearly a hoax by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Science classes in Louisiana? You seriously thought we'd buy that?

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    1. Re:This is clearly a hoax by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      If there aren't any, it's BP's fault!

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    2. Re:This is clearly a hoax by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Once again we open up the good old Slashdot argument thread. Where we will get thousands of people posting and arguing and saying how smart they are and yet Do Nothing to fix the problem.

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    3. Re:This is clearly a hoax by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny

      We already paid good money to relocate a good chunk of their population to Houston. Now we're paying to scrub their damned pelicans.

      What more do you want?

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    4. Re:This is clearly a hoax by Jawnn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Once again we open up the good old Slashdot argument thread. Where we will get thousands of people posting and arguing and saying how smart they are and yet Do Nothing to fix the problem.

      How about get rid of the fuck-wits on the Livingston, Louisiana school board?
      Mind you, I'm not bashing them for believing as they do about how the world came to be, but I will jump with both feet on their attempt to force this belief on the school children of their community. Inexcusable.

    5. Re:This is clearly a hoax by somersault · · Score: 1

      I have no problem with them teaching the kids about any belief system they want in reglious education classes (and they even clearly labeled it a belief as quoted in TFS), but teaching about beliefs in a Science class is simply moronic.

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    6. Re:This is clearly a hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I think they should be allowed to teach "Intelligent Design" after they explain where their hypothesized Intelligent Designer was intelligently designed --their entire point, after all, is the claim that the complexity of life and intelligence is beyond the abilities of evolution to accomplish. Therefore, since their proposed Intelligent Designer is by-definition intelligent and complex....

    7. Re:This is clearly a hoax by darkpixel2k · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have no problem with them teaching the kids about any belief system they want in reglious education classes (and they even clearly labeled it a belief as quoted in TFS), but teaching about beliefs in a Science class is simply moronic.

      I fail to see why.
      If God does exist, and he created the universe, science would be the method us humans use to test, document, and explain the universe.

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    8. Re:This is clearly a hoax by geminidomino · · Score: 1, Funny

      What you fail to see and what evolutionists seem to want to ignore is that science actually proves creationism. I don't have the space to put it here so do the research yourself and quite ignoring what doesn't fit into your "mold of what you expect to find out".

      Since proving creationism necessitates, by definition, proving the existence of a deity, allow me to be the latest of what are doubtless many people to say that you're full of shit and should DIAF before your stupidity infects those around you.

      (Yeah, mod me flamebait. I don't give a shit.)

    9. Re:This is clearly a hoax by Jawnn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      What you fail to see and what evolutionists seem to want to ignore is that science actually proves creationism.

      Actually, it does not. Indeed, science actually "proves" very little. It certainly should not pretend to answer questions that are of a clearly spiritual nature, like "Who made the heavens and the earth?", at least until we come up with a means for detecting/measuring the things that would be required in such a "proof". On the other hand, science is pretty damned handy for explaining things like, "How did the earth come to be the way it is?"

      That said, much of what science does show me leads me to believe that there is indeed intelligence in much of the "design" of our universe. The difference is that I am not so arrogant to suggest that science comes anywhere close to "proving" my pet belief system.

    10. Re:This is clearly a hoax by couchslug · · Score: 5, Funny

      "What more do you want?"

      Our mistake. Drown the thugs and send the pelicans to Houston.

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    11. Re:This is clearly a hoax by DIplomatic · · Score: 1
      Here's the thing guys: Basic classroom evolution is a model for how species grow and change over time. NOT, I repeat, NOT how the first life on Earth came into existence. You can believe whatever and however you want about the origins of life but evolution is a genuine process that has literally been observed in a laboratory.

      Creationists: if you feel threatened, please move your fight to the origins of the universe, but as your name implies, your theory has nothing to add after the moment of creation.

    12. Re:This is clearly a hoax by AGMW · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I think they should be allowed to teach "Intelligent Design" after they explain where their hypothesized Intelligent Designer was intelligently designed --their entire point, after all, is the claim that the complexity of life and intelligence is beyond the abilities of evolution to accomplish. Therefore, since their proposed Intelligent Designer is by-definition intelligent and complex....

      I know this post is anonymous but it's pretty much spot on ...
      if I had some mod points I'd mod it in the morning, I'd mod it in the evening, all over this land. I'd mod it about danger, I'd mod it about a warning, but it being about Louisiana I doubt they need the modding about the love between the brothers and sisters ...

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    13. Re:This is clearly a hoax by TubeSteak · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If God does exist, and he created the universe, science would be the method us humans use to test, document, and explain the universe.

      It's akward because when [Abrahamic Holy Book] was written, science as we know it didn't exist and the writers attributed everything to God.
      Things go from "akward" to "my head hurts" when fundies insist that [Abrahamic Holy Book] is perfect and cannot be wrong.

      Hence the ongoing troubles with Bible Literalists sitting on schoolboards and pushing Creationism.

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    14. Re:This is clearly a hoax by Barrinmw · · Score: 1

      You cannot disprove the existence of God therefore he isn't science. Science is only science because you can disprove it.

    15. Re:This is clearly a hoax by tibit · · Score: 1

      Science is, simply put, a method of looking at the world around us that leads to some predictive abilities -- in the end you need to be able to come up with some numbers that can be checked out. The "theory" that God created universe and all that isn't: there is nothing to be gained from knowing that God created the universe. It gives us zero insight into what's going on around us. It may give us mental comfort, but that's no science, that's just our humanity.

      A scientific theory, by definition, leads to something that can be checked, and that allows us to predict certain things. Alas, there is a lot of so-called science practiced in disguise of real science, a sham really -- for example most of sociology is just taking lots of measurements, but they don't have any decent hypotheses coming out and as a discipline they fail to predict much of anything.

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    16. Re:This is clearly a hoax by icebraining · · Score: 1

      If you can prove the existence of God through scientific methods, I agree. If not, not it's not science, regardless of your beliefs.

    17. Re:This is clearly a hoax by ultranova · · Score: 1

      If God does exist, and he created the universe, science would be the method us humans use to test, document, and explain the universe.

      How do you test for the existence of God, or for the assertion that He created the universe?

      Until and unless you can come up with some way to do that, these assertions, even if true, aren't science.

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    18. Re:This is clearly a hoax by somersault · · Score: 1

      And if any god existed, would you also want to teach about it in music classes or arithmetic classes? Unless perhaps said god was the god of music or arithmetic, I fail to see any reason to start injecting religion into the lessons. Religious education in a school setting should be left for RE classes.

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    19. Re:This is clearly a hoax by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And the answer would be simple: DON'T question the creator.

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    20. Re:This is clearly a hoax by arthurpaliden · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      "Who made the heavens and the earth?

      That has nothing to do with evolution but then you already knew that didn't you.

    21. Re:This is clearly a hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Good answer. Science in fact proves nothing. It is always tentative. The strongest form of science is deductive in nature, supported by experimentation that can be replicated by others. The weakest is inductive in nature, supported by inference from observations that we make of the natural world, but that are not replicable. Think of forensics, and you know what I mean.

      The folks in Louisiana are confusing science and religion, but science and religion, particularly Christianity, are indeed quite compatible with one another. Virtually all modern branches of science were founded by devout Christians, not by coincidence, but because they believed in a rational, caring creator who wanted us to know Him and observe and understand His creation. Now, of course, one does not need to believe this to do good science, but consider alternative beliefs regarding the origin of the universe and life and you find that they do not encourage science but instead discourage it.

    22. Re:This is clearly a hoax by pyrothebouncer · · Score: 0

      I will jump with both feet on their attempt to force this belief on the school children of their community.

      So, what you are saying is that, if they BELIEVE that a god Created everything we know of (Creationism) or if they BELIEVE that (Darwin's theory of) evolution, chance, and the big bang brought about everything we know of, that you are against it? So, no science in the classroom if the person teaching it believes what they are teaching?

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    23. Re:This is clearly a hoax by WilliamGeorge · · Score: 0, Troll

      This is the whole point of ID: is it easier to believe that a single intelligent being (or a few, in polytheistic models) has 'always existed' or that a bunch of material has 'always existed' and given rise, without any outside interference, to intelligent life? Personally I find the former much more believable; especially since that is what virtually *EVERY* religion before the advent of modern science claimed. Why would our ancestors have all, en mass, made up this idea that someone created them?

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    24. Re:This is clearly a hoax by mrchaotica · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Exactly, and that perfectly explains why "Intelligent Design" is not science: the entire point of science is asking questions and then finding the answers through experimentation. No questioning, no science!

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    25. Re:This is clearly a hoax by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      It is not scientific to solve a second order problem before you solve the first order problem. Secondly, you demonstrate how most who do not believe in a Creator wish those who do believe in a Creator to explain that Creator in terms of the Creation, which is utterly preposterous. You can't describe a programmer in terms of the programming languages and the code he has written. Neither can you explain a painter in terms of the pigments and canvases he has used. If some force created the universe then there is no reason why any scientific principles that exist in the universe should have any effect on the creator, anymore than it effects you when you decide MAX_RETRIES=5.
      This includes that just because we may have been created is no reason to surmise that the creator ALSO had to have been created. There is no reason for the turtles all the way down argument.

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    26. Re:This is clearly a hoax by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 4, Interesting

      As an atheist who attended a religiously affiliated school that taught creationism K-12 and on weekends I have a much better solution.

      Mandate teaching those little bastards every religious idea they will probably come across and give Christianity no preferential or differential treatment. "Evolution might be wrong. Here are some alternate popular theories: There was this ice giant and he.... or there was a divine being who came down and sculpted men out of mud and then breathed on them. Or they are the manifestation of a divine being's dream. Or..."

      Do that for about a day and wait for the outrage as parents demand that the school stop teaching their impressionable little children that the world was created from a yak.

    27. Re:This is clearly a hoax by severoon · · Score: 1

      I believe this is a troll, but I am responding anyway because I think there are actually people out there that think this. So I prefer to think of this as a +0 Devil's Advocate post.

      No one could have a functioning grasp of the fundamentals of science and agree with your statement. Science is about building predictive models about the world. The models do not, and scientists do not expect, that a scientific model's internals form a strict correspondence with reality, as long as it generates reliably testable predictions within a well-defined domain.

      Religion is not science; evolution is. Religion doesn't belong in public school science classrooms, evolution does. I have heard dozens of arguments challenging this basic statement, but none I have not been able to take apart piece by piece.

      If you are so inclined to engage me on this, please read a summary of my previous responses first so as not to waste everyone's time.

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    28. Re:This is clearly a hoax by meerling · · Score: 1

      a few years back "intelligent design" lost a case (I think it was federal of some sort) and was legally declared to NOT be science.
      I still have pneumonia and am way to lazy to dig up the reference right now, you go google it.

    29. Re:This is clearly a hoax by meerling · · Score: 2, Interesting

      you do know you are referencing the 'common sense and wisdom of the people' of those who thought the world was a flat disk because it was easier than trying to comprehend a sphere and the implications of gravity to pull everyone to that same sphere...

    30. Re:This is clearly a hoax by dropzonetoe · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I wholeheartedly agree with you. If you want to teach religious view in schools don't stop at just your religion.

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    31. Re:This is clearly a hoax by VanGarrett · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't be so quick to take that attitude. The fact is that we're already teaching as fact, things which have not been proven, including the overall theory of evolution. It's a good theory, and many parts of it may be right on. On the whole, however, there is a great deal of work that still must be done to refine it, until we can demonstrate all parts of it by experiment or evidence. Until such a time, it is still only a theory, and it needs to be taught as such-- scientific extrapolation has been dead wrong before, and it can still be dead wrong, now. To lower one's standards just to accept a popular idea only makes one a worse scientist. The scientifically minded must remain skeptical, if science is not become another religion.

      On the other side of the coin, it's fine if they want to teach creationism, but at the same time, they need to settle on a form of creationism that is strictly consistent with scripture, and encompasses the best interpretations of that scripture (there is, for example, no actual information in the Bible which points to the Earth being only 6,000 years old-- it's a postulation made on poor assumptions, from a book written in poetic prose). The trouble is that I really don't think that a science class can adequately cover the subject, without completely crowding out the science, because to produce a clear understanding of the scripture also requires a long discussion of the history of the culture that produced it, as well as the circumstances under which it was written. It would probably suffice in a science class to point out that, strictly speaking, the scriptures don't entirely contradict the theory of evolution. The Christian creation story describes the formation of the Earth in extremely vague terms, each stage requiring "the length of time it takes to accomplish a task", translated as a "day". It then goes on to say that mankind and all the animals of the Earth were made from dirt, which in a sense, evolution also posits. It might also be pointed out that the introduction of divine guidance makes evolution a great deal more practical by eliminating the aspects of baffling chance which produce complex sensory organs, such as the eye, from a previous dearth thereto.

      The fact of the matter is that in the strictest sense, both sides are probably wrong about how we came to be what we are, and we need to remember this. There may be elements of truth on both sides, but we are unable to test this. Just exactly what is God? We don't really know. Based on what is described of Him, we understand Him to be a being of some sort, with the ability to cause the universe to occur from nothingness, which in itself, is a rather vague description, offering only a simple requirement for an entity to be identified as God. Just the same, evolution has some intricacies that haven't been worked out, and scientific theory is, by definition, quite fallible, hence, its distinction from fact.

      Furthermore, there are a lot of people on both sides of this aisle that need to get their heads out of their asses, and stop the institutionalized instruction of bad understanding. Our children are not taught the difference between theory and fact, nor the difference between faith and fact. This world does, in fact, contain a great deal of ambiguity, and our children need to be taught how to accept that, and differentiate between what we do know, what we suspect, and what we are simply ignorant of.

    32. Re:This is clearly a hoax by deapbluesea · · Score: 1

      I think they should be allowed to teach "Intelligent Design" after they explain where their hypothesized Intelligent Designer was intelligently designed --their entire point, after all, is the claim that the complexity of life and intelligence is beyond the abilities of evolution to accomplish. Therefore, since their proposed Intelligent Designer is by-definition intelligent and complex....

      As long as you can tell me when the universe began, or if you state that it is infinite, always existed and always will exist, then what's the difference between that and an infinite, uncreated God? Or if you prefer to say the big bang was the start, then you are stating "in the beginning there was nothing, then it blew up". Again, I find it to be no more fantastical than an infinite, uncreated God - a no more provable. So really we're splitting hairs on which unprovable hypothesis we think is most likely.

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    33. Re:This is clearly a hoax by sorak · · Score: 1

      We already paid good money to relocate a good chunk of their population to Houston. Now we're paying to scrub their damned pelicans.

      What more do you want?

      Can we pay the school board to scrub pelicans? Career-wise, it may be a better fit for them.

    34. Re:This is clearly a hoax by millennial · · Score: 1

      Science and religion are quite compatible when you ignore that your religion makes scientific claims that are not borne out by evidence.

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    35. Re:This is clearly a hoax by xmorg · · Score: 1

      Are you implying that [Abrahamic Holy Book] is not perfect and is somehow wrong?
      You make a statement as a matter of fact but provide no examples, just go into calling people names.

      Are you speaking scientifically or from some deep seeded hatred of Christians?

    36. Re:This is clearly a hoax by willy_me · · Score: 1

      If God does exist, and he created the universe, science would be the method us humans use to test, document, and explain the universe.

      Yes, but there are two obvious problems with that logic. First, assuming it is true then science would simply be one tool used to explain the universe. The other would be the word of God {him|her}self - basically scripture. Did scripture help us get to the moon? What do we do when the two conflict?

      Second, science is simply a tool. It doesn't matter what you use it for. So in science class we should be teaching science. Teaching about beliefs in science class would be like teaching about why one feels that a Lamborghini* is better then a Ferrari* in math class just because math was used in their design.

      Even if God existed, it would still be best to separate science from belief. Science requires an open mind - one not controlled by beliefs of any kind. That includes philosophical and religious based beliefs. Even science based beliefs should be ignored - until proven/demonstrated/agreed upon via the scientific method.

      *fyi, if the analogy sucks it is because I went out of my way to think on one relating to cars. Also, a Ferrari might be better then a Lamborghini - I just do not know. I have never, and likely will never, drive either of them.

    37. Re:This is clearly a hoax by bjwest · · Score: 1

      What you fail to see and what evolutionists seem to want to ignore is that science actually proves creationism.

      You're absolutely right. Evolutionists do prove we, and the entire universe, were created... Created by the laws of physics. This thing religious people call god is not a who, but a what. That what being nothing more than the interaction between the energies and matter that make up the universe.

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    38. Re:This is clearly a hoax by winwar · · Score: 1

      "You cannot disprove the existence of God therefore he isn't science."

      If this is typical of the reasoning supporting science, no wonder science literacy is so low.

      Science is a method for explaining how the universe works. Most religions claim their god operates on the universe. If a god operates on the universe science can test that claim. Science has found no evidence and has found evidence to the contrary. Those gods have been disproven.

    39. Re:This is clearly a hoax by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      It is not scientific to solve a second order problem before you solve the first order problem.

      I do agree with your suggested order of approaching the problem. Of course, all that means is that the proposed "solution" of the creator will have to wait an extra 5 seconds before it can be demolished.

      You can't describe a programmer in terms of the programming languages and the code he has written.

      If these artifacts (prog. languages, code) were ALL THAT EXISTED, you would have to. Of course, in that case, I wouldn't be surprised if marketing droids evolved religions based on the wise and omniscient programmer. Trivially false analogy.

      Neither can you explain a painter in terms of the pigments and canvases he has used.

      Again, if the pigments and canvases and the paintings were ALL THAT EXISTED, you would have to. If the creator created anything besides what's in the creation, or manifested any properties that did not require anything within the creation, THEN and only then would your analogy make any sense at all.

      ... to explain that Creator in terms of the Creation, which is utterly preposterous.

      No one's putting that condition on the believers. Of course, since they also go on to argue that we can't really understand anything outside of "Creation", that's really a "because I said so, now shut up and don't ask questions" non-argument. Do you also let your kids get away with arguments like that when it comes to explaining how the window got broken?

      This includes that just because we may have been created is no reason to surmise that the creator ALSO had to have been created.

      Not for that reason. But the complexity argument DOES raise that question. If the creator did not need to have been created, why does life on Earth? It could have always existed too. Can't have it both ways.

      There is no reason for the turtles all the way down argument.

      Sure. Then again there is no reason for that first layer of absurd turtles either =)

    40. Re:This is clearly a hoax by Sage+Gaspar · · Score: 1

      What's god made of? Where does god live? How does god interact with the universe? Does god have a gender? If so, does god mate? Does god need to eat? How does god deal with entropy? What's the earliest thing god remembers? In short, what about god have you tested, documented and explained? When you provide me with that then god will move into the realm of science and will cease to be just a belief.

      Teaching beliefs in a science classroom is just teaching kids how to twist facts to fit their viewpoint. The exact opposite of science. But sure, let's do it. Then let's also teach science from the equally valid viewpoint of an apathetic nihilist. Who gives a shit what your grade is or what we know, we're all going to die and it doesn't mean anything! Then we can teach science from the perspective of a fundamentalist muslim, maybe introduce some patriarchy into the classroom and throw out some burkas so the genetically inferior gender can cover up. Why stop there? Let's teach faith based economics where we rip up our checkbooks and let god sort it out.

    41. Re:This is clearly a hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suspect a hidden agenda of subverting what little critical thinking is taught in schools. Children trained in critical thinking grow up to be adults who think clearly, will embrace reason and reject irrational bronze age mythology. This ultimately means a lot of empty collection plates on Sunday mornings.

    42. Re:This is clearly a hoax by tempest69 · · Score: 1

      I would have modded you up if I had points. I think it would be a good idea for people to have some clue about others beliefs. Though parents would lose it it such a comical way that death by laughter might make the CDC's top ten list.

    43. Re:This is clearly a hoax by Wardish · · Score: 1

      Here's the really fun part.

      Once upon a time there was a culture that was the technological wonder of the world. They invented many things including modern mathematics and many other wonders.

      Then their theology started exerting more and more control until free thinking and invention was not only subservient to religion but in many cases was banned.

      The religion, fundamentalist Islam, and the civilization, Arab.

      And now our own brand of Christian fundamentalism is forcing us down that same road. Give it a couple of generations and we will be ohhh and ahhhing at the magic of magnetism, or electricity.

      Fundamentalist Islam destroyed the Arab civilization and fundamentalist Christians will do so for us.

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    44. Re:This is clearly a hoax by pnewhook · · Score: 1

      Mandate teaching those little bastards every religious idea they will probably come across and give Christianity no preferential or differential treatment.

      My school was like that. Had religion all the way into high school but it was a study of ALL mainstream religions, their beliefs and origins. Was also a study of morals and how different people apply their own version of morality differently

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    45. Re:This is clearly a hoax by Labcoat+Samurai · · Score: 1

      I'd love your idea if I didn't have the worry that we'd be wasting time that could be vastly better spent on teaching science. I mean, yes, it would make the point very elegantly... just not very efficiently. There's always a certain hilarity to the fantasy of turning a person's flawed arguments back on him and watching him flounder about with the resulting conundrum. "Debunk my own argument or permit this unacceptable outcome?"

      Sadly, I just don't think the outcome is acceptable to us either, which makes it more of a bluff than anything.

    46. Re:This is clearly a hoax by Binkleyz · · Score: 2, Informative

      It was a case in Dover, PA.

      The "Intelligent Design" folks had their collective asses kicked.

    47. Re:This is clearly a hoax by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

      That's close to what my school did. Nominally a catholic school, they had a compulsory subject where they taught the basics of the major religions of the world. I'm happy I had that course, because people like it when you understand a bit of their religion. Oh, they taught evolution, too, in biology class. Somehow, this wasn't a big deal, though. I don't recall anybody demanding only their views be taught.

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    48. Re:This is clearly a hoax by dougisfunny · · Score: 1

      Clearly it was during the fight between the invisible pink unicorn and the flying spaghetti monster, one of his meatballs rolled off onto the floor and bam! Big bang.

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    49. Re:This is clearly a hoax by The+Spoonman · · Score: 1

      Okay, which god? Are they teaching that Marduk slew Tiamat by cutting her in two and used the halves to create the land and sky? Are they teaching that Brahma split a lotus flower into three. That he stretched one part into the heavens, another part into the earth, and the third part of the flower he created the skies?

      Or, are they telling the story of Adam and Eve, a story which the people who follow the religion it's based on don't believe to be a factual story? If it's the latter, they're forcing their religious beliefs on everyone in the state in direct violation of what the founding fathers intended. In that case, the entire state of Louisiana should be moved to the Middle East where theocracies are better tolerated. They also hate the US as much as the folks of LA apparently do and thus would be welcomed with open arms.

      Now, if they were teaching Christian creationism and asking serious questions like "if all of the animals departed the ark at the same time, why is it marsupials only settled in Australia? You'd think at least one or two species would've gotten tired on the way to that continent and settled in India or something, yet they all skipped all of the intervening land to settle in Australia." But, I'm sure the kind of "critical thinking" they're pretending they want to implement doesn't ask the tough questions of their silly fairy stories.

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    50. Re:This is clearly a hoax by Deus777 · · Score: 1

      While I agree with your post in general, the marsupial argument is not very strong, since there are marsupials that live outside of Australia. For example, opossums live in North America. According to the wikipedia entry on marsupials, there are also many marsupials in South and Central America.

    51. Re:This is clearly a hoax by Internetuser1248 · · Score: 1

      Mandate teaching those little bastards every religious idea they will probably come across and give Christianity no preferential or differential treatment..

      I think this is a great idea, the school I went to actually did something like this (it was run by hippies). I also think that creationism is appropriate for philosophy classes which is something US schools seem to lack. Teaching basic thinking skills might have great benefit, imagine if the board of a certain Louisiana school had learned that in their school days. It is especially funny that they refer to it as "critical thinking and creationism" as though the two concepts have any link whatsoever. Where are their creative thinking and Islam classes? Positive thinking and Buddhism (that one actually sounds really interesting)? Analytical thinking and pastafarianism? Deductive thinking and ancient Greek mythology (wow this one too)?

      In fact, while we are criticising the misleading wording people use, intelligent design is another example. Everyone believes in intelligent design, my computer is intelligently designed (although my operating system is not) and so is my car.

    52. Re:This is clearly a hoax by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      I'd love your idea if I didn't have the worry that we'd be wasting time that could be vastly better spent on teaching science.

      How hard is it? Some people believe the universe started with the big bang. Most religions think this was caused by God creating the universe. Scientists think the big bang happened on it's own. We have no proof either way. Moving on, water boils at 100 degrees C, poop floats, and pop comes in a can. Any questions?

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    53. Re:This is clearly a hoax by forceman130 · · Score: 1

      Clearly there is an Intelligent Designer, and his name is "evolution".

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    54. Re:This is clearly a hoax by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      I really, really like how your last paragraph flowed neatly into your signature. "Read what I wrote previously so as not to waste everyone's time. Oh, and, have you considered the following argument: shut up." Well done sir.

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    55. Re:This is clearly a hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be fair, it is not easy explain where a universe without any intelligence behind it came from. How does something come from nothing? I think both are impossible, yet were here.

    56. Re:This is clearly a hoax by Myopic · · Score: 1

      Doing nothing is exactly the solution to the problem. Today, all around the country, we teach science in science class. That is the status quo, and I am rather happy with it. I want no change; I want people to "do nothing". It is the people who are trying to do something which I find objectionable.

    57. Re:This is clearly a hoax by Myopic · · Score: 1

      If there is ever a real science of creationism then that will be fine to teach in science class.

      But what today is called "creation science" is not, in fact, science. It doesn't provide tests or predictions, hallmarks of science.

      And that is why it does not belong in the science classroom. If we want to start a separate Creationism curriculum, then I would oppose that, but at least that would be honest.

    58. Re:This is clearly a hoax by Myopic · · Score: 1

      Science proves very little indeed: it proves nothing, ever. Science cannot ever prove anything, it can merely provide such overwhelming evidence of a notion that to believe otherwise is obviously stupid.

      Unfortunately, there are many stupid people out there.

    59. Re:This is clearly a hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dang! This is what I was about to suggest. If "science education" is going to include pseudo-science or any other idea that essentially didn't stack up to critical testing then it could be full and colourful, and take a long time. Not only do you need to include pretty much every single religious & cultural take to avoid being culturally insentitive ( I suppose in the US you might just want to include First Nation perpectives on geology & cosmology and note that about 10,000 other exist but there are also a lot of "western" idea to cover as well. Flat earth geology & geography, Spontaneous Generation, phlogiston theory, economics. You know just the mainstream ones. I think Phrenology and lots of other stuff could be left out until they go to university. On the other hand maybe this is all too much to fit in and the curriculm shouldn't include things like the Norse legends that have no proof. Oh, that sort of screws creationism as well doesn't it. Back to the drawing board as far as making it look like something that should be included in "science" rather then "cultural studies".

    60. Re:This is clearly a hoax by Risen888 · · Score: 1

      I'm on board. What do you propose to do?

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    61. Re:This is clearly a hoax by lonecrow · · Score: 1

      Well it's a hard thing to fix when you have "believers" involved. But IMHO if you want to discuss or teach creationism in your school do not do it in the science class. Discuss it in a humanities class. When pressed for "proof" of their beliefs religious types always fall back on "faith" as an answer. So unless you are going to remove the whole scientific method from your science classes creationism has no place there.

      On the other hand, if you think there are problems with natural selection, then challenge and discuss those problems directly it has nothing to do with ID.

    62. Re:This is clearly a hoax by cavebison · · Score: 1

      when [Abrahamic Holy Book] was written, science as we know it didn't exist

      Not so! Science is, and has always been, simply the pursuit of knowledge and prediction through observation and deduction. It's a basic human trait, hardwired into our brains. Science "as we know it" is exactly the same as the science that enabled us to start farming tens of thousands of years ago. Knowledge has grown but the methodology is the same.

      I believe it cuts both ways, in that the propensity for believing in "outside forces" influencing our world is also hardwired into our brains. That is to say "belief" is as basic to our nature as "science".

      I think it's for our psychological health that we need to balance these two notions:
      1) I know how shit works.. hm, seems kinda deterministic and arbitrary, so why am I here?
      2) I'm alive for some kind of reason.. I just know it.. (enter fate, karma, god, etc)

      The problem is when dogma rules - both in science and religion. Many scientists in the past have only known recognition 100's of years after their deaths, because their ideas weren't accepted by the science of the time. Einstein had a fundamental problem with quantum uncertainty till the day he died.

      Many scientists are deeply religious and do excellent work. Darwin had weird beliefs in strange medical cures. Our minds are often at odds between belief and reason. It's really no big deal, it's part of the wonder of human existence.

      But at least science knows how to disagree and (more or less) get along. Feelings are hurt but nobody is stoned. I think it's time we pulled religions into line, as we can plainly see that in many cases it encourages bigotry and persecution. We are just beginning, as a world, to address the negatives and extremes of religion. There's a long way to go yet, until we are all living in relative peace with each other's way of life.

    63. Re:This is clearly a hoax by Count+Fenring · · Score: 1

      Except that the people suggesting that the big bang happened are saying "Based on the physical evidence, we think this happened." Creationists (because, well, ID == Creationism plus a layer of BS) say that there IS GOD, PERIOD.

      One's a hypothesis, the other's a declaration of faith. One is appropriate in a science class, the other in a church.

    64. Re:This is clearly a hoax by cas2000 · · Score: 1

      > Any questions?

      I have one - is your childishly simplistic world-view natural or did you have a lobotomy?

    65. Re:This is clearly a hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, this is not *that* bad an idea. I was always taught that good science involved looking at *all* possible solutions, not just the one which we want to follow, and only that one. Why are evolutionary scientists afraid of looking at other avenues with some science behind them (so they say) if that would be correct scientific method?
      In my experience as a parent who has shopped around schools for my kids, the faith-based schools who teach creation tend to also teach evolution which appears to be a more well-rounded approach. This allows the students to follow the chain of evidence and develop their own idea on what is actually correct - just like scientific method suggests.

    66. Re:This is clearly a hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, The sphere isn't pulling anything. Space is pushing us into the sphere. See curved space/time. Sorry to be pedantic but while bad science does make more sense than ID, both should still be avoided. :)

    67. Re:This is clearly a hoax by deapbluesea · · Score: 1

      Except that the people suggesting that the big bang happened are saying "Based on the physical evidence, we think this happened." Creationists (because, well, ID == Creationism plus a layer of BS) say that there IS GOD, PERIOD.

      One's a hypothesis, the other's a declaration of faith. One is appropriate in a science class, the other in a church.

      Actually, ID holds that there is a designer (yes, a God). That doesn't preclude the big bang, nor repudiate any of the facts that appear to support a big bang hypothesis.

      I do agree that many IDers out there have much more wacky and unsupportable ideas. I think that there has to be a maturing of that thinking before it can be presented as science, and I don't know that it's possible for ID to mature to that point. The point I'm making above is that it is not intellectual suicide to believe in God. In fact, it is as intellectually robust as believing in an infinite universe. The break-down comes when you use belief in God as a crutch instead of looking to science as means of discovering the nature of God. In other words, religion should never be used to "disprove" science, just as science can never disprove the existence or lack of existence of God.

      As you say, one belongs in a science class, the other in church, but they should not be mutually exclusive either.

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    68. Re:This is clearly a hoax by Count+Fenring · · Score: 1

      I never claimed that it's intellectual suicide to believe in God; in fact, it's not an intellectual decision for most people at all. One's belief in God is a matter of faith, not reason, and I say that as someone without a bias against faith.

      What I do say is that ID is not and can never be science. Furthermore, ID is fundamentally dishonest - all it is is an attempt to deceptively repackage creationism to make it easier to subvert public schools to religious ends. Period, end sentence. That is its sole point and reason for existing.

      This is a problem for many reasons, in secular terms, it destroys the process of teaching science, and in Christian religious terms, it is immoral. "Thou shalt not bear false witness."

      *Note that I put it in Christian terms because, despite nominal involvement from other religions, ID is a fundamentalist Christian movement.

    69. Re:This is clearly a hoax by SiChemist · · Score: 1

      I'm genuinely curious: What science leads you to believe that there is intelligence in the "design" of the universe? How is it more compelling than the natural processes presume to have caused the "design"?

    70. Re:This is clearly a hoax by Jawnn · · Score: 1

      Nice try. :)
      My belief that there is intelligence behind the design that is embodied in your "natural processes" is just as irrational and indefensible as is your belief that there exists no intelligence beyond that which we like to think we possess. The only difference is that I freely admit my irrationality. Both assumptions are, at this point in time, equally unprovable so any debate about it would be quite pointless.

    71. Re:This is clearly a hoax by tinkerghost · · Score: 1

      The pope doesn't see teaching evolution as a big deal. It's only the religious fundies in the US who really seem to have an issue with it. Seems most of the other sects of Christianity around the world have decided that the Bible is allegory and not absolute truth.

    72. Re:This is clearly a hoax by centre21 · · Score: 1

      Love it. They can make all the arguments they want, but they're not interested in teaching "alternative theories", they're only interested in teaching "Christian alternative theory".

    73. Re:This is clearly a hoax by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do have a bias against faith. And it's a rational one.
      Society at large respects faith. The problem is that people have faith in Scripture, which can be used to justify all kinds of heinous acts. When you accept faith you implicitly reject questioning and evidence. You have no guiding principal. It's implicitly irrational. Conflicting ideas in your Holy Book? Pick one and have faith! Then don't be surprised when otherwise good people do evil - for there is plenty to choose from in all the major religious books.

    74. Re:This is clearly a hoax by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1

      Do you also let your kids get away with arguments like that when it comes to explaining how the window got broken?

      This, to me, is the best argument against religion ever. If you want to posit supernatural explanations for something, where do you draw the line and say what supernatural explanations are acceptable and which aren't? What if I said that God told me that I was to be the new king of the world? No, he really did! Why don't you believe me?!

      Religious superstitionists are more than happy to dismiss absurdity when they see it, yet can't understand and/or rationalize away when others see theirs. This is the hypocrite that I just can't and probably won't ever understand.

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    75. Re:This is clearly a hoax by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      There was an amazing article I read where the author took the logical next step and discussed how law enforcement would look like if we accepted the same standards of evidence that the ID'ers do. Hilarious! I searched for an hour but couldn't find it =(. Maybe you'll have better luck (the problem is too many search results on "law" or "court" or "ID" and mixtures thereof. Shows how the courts are the only place they can hope to have their say where reasonable people won't start giggling.

    76. Re:This is clearly a hoax by SiChemist · · Score: 1

      I proffer no "belief" in my stand. I simply know of no evidence to show that there is anything other than natural processes at work in our universe.

      It is completely rational to discount the idea that intangible pink unicorns control the universe because there is absolutely no proof that they do. Similarly, there is no evidence to show that an advanced intelligence of any sort controls the universe, so there is no rational reason to believe it is so.

    77. Re:This is clearly a hoax by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

      The official catholic position as I understand it is that Evolution is an accurate description of the "what happened" but that it was God that breathed the soul and conscience into mankind.

      In metaphoric terms the species was the 'mud' and God came down and imbued humanity with its soul.

      Personally of course I think that viewpoint is problematic in that it completely dismisses the significance of animal intelligence -- for example the pretty well developed intellectual and moral faculties of other primates, but it's at least a step in the right direction. If they could just drop the artificial distinction imposed on the Homosapien species they would be pretty 'safe' in not conflicting with widely accepted empirical knowledge.

    78. Re:This is clearly a hoax by Barrinmw · · Score: 1

      But say, God operates on quantum scales to affect the larger universe? There is plenty of randomness in the Universe, what if that randomness is God in action?
      Also, one of the larger supported beliefs in Philosophy of Science is that for something to be scientific it has to be disprovable.

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  3. Just go to a religious school already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    I'd rather not have my tax dollars spent spreading religious FUD. Send your kids to a private school where you can get them to teach anything you want. Problem solved.

    1. Re:Just go to a religious school already by MightyMartian · · Score: 5, Insightful

      What your tax dollars (if your from Louisianna) will be spent on is the inevitable court case brought on by the ACLU, the inevitable defeat, and the inevitable payout of taxpayer's money to settle.

      As Mark Twain famously said "God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board."

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    2. Re:Just go to a religious school already by hedwards · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Mark Twain also felt that instead of sending missionaries to Africa that we should be sending them to the South.

    3. Re:Just go to a religious school already by AndersOSU · · Score: 5, Funny

      You know maybe that's the tact reality based people ought to be taking.

      "Dear School board,
        I don't want my tax money going to the ACLU and I know you definitely don't want tax money going to the ACLU, therefore, for the sake of fiscal conservatism and the love of all that's good and holy, don't push creationism. We all believe in the his noodley-ness here, but we'd rather take care of teaching our kids in Sunday school than getting slapped down for the hundredth time by those damned liberal activist judges. Let's make a deal. After Sarah Palin appoints Scalia Jr. as justice Breyer's replacement then we'll try again, but in the meantime, but we're just wasting our time and money while the Court is made up of godless commies."

    4. Re:Just go to a religious school already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

      And I’d rather not have my tax dollars spent spreading an athiestic dogma that somehow got passed off as the One True Religion. Sort of like killing a baby was okay if the baby is just a lump of tissue... like having a mole removed or cutting your nails.

      Here’s a novel concept. You send YOUR kids to a religious school that caters to YOUR atheistic beliefs. Problem solved.

    5. Re:Just go to a religious school already by Wain13001 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Science classes don't discuss morality...they discuss science...which doesn't claim to have all the answers.

      Creationism is not science.

      The end.

    6. Re:Just go to a religious school already by Anarki2004 · · Score: 1

      You send YOUR kids to a religious school that caters to YOUR atheistic beliefs. Problem solved.

      Just thought I would point out that athiesm is not a religion. Its a lack of religion.

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    7. Re:Just go to a religious school already by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "God made the Idiot for practice, and then He made the School Board."

      Yup. Or in the words of M C Hawking:

      Fuck the damn creationists, those goddamn dumbass bitches,
      every time I think of them my trigger finger itches.
      They want to have their bullshit taught in public classes,
      Stephen J. Gould should put his foot right up their asses.
      Noah and his ark, Adam and his Eve,
      straight up fairy stories even children don't believe...

    8. Re:Just go to a religious school already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't believe it's ever taught in high school that there is no god. Teachers, for the most part, usually know to leave the idea of god ambiguous when teaching subjects that discuss religious history or evolution in science etc. I don't think there is a problem with the way things are. For some reason, some deeply religious people are paranoid that not defining god day in and out is going to make young people into monsters that want to abort foetuses all day and come to the conclusion that if evolution is true then god must not exist. Perhaps what you are concerned about is that YOUR idea of god is not being taught in class. You feel that your belief system is infallible and everyone must follow it. Well, that sort of shit belongs in a church and that's where it will stay. Have a nice life.

    9. Re:Just go to a religious school already by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      Well, if they are going to teach alternative theories in public schools, then they should give all theories exposure. I hereby demand that my own theory, called "Backward-Time-ism", be taught as well.

      "Backward-Time-ism" (or BTI for short) posits that our understanding of evolution (or creation, doesn't matter what you call them, they're both wrong) is backwards because our own perception of time runs counter to its actual true direction. Life started zillions of years in what we call the future in a perfectly ordered universe as perfect beings, which over time (running in its true direction, towards what we would call "history") through the natural progression of entropy has resulted in lesser and lesser beings coming into existence. Our concept of God or gods is really simply a dim, instinctive, imperfect recollection of our true origins. What we perceive as "history" is really the preordained future descent into further biological entropy that will occur as time marches us towards the inevitable maximum of biological entropy: the primordial soup. In the conventional so-called "theory of evolution", this serves as the cradle of life. In the so-called "theory of intelligent design", this is the muck from which God or gods form man. In either case, it is apparent that neither scenario holds water, since entropy only runs one way. Eventually as the universe grows more chaotic, the Earth and solar system will fly apart, and the universe will collapse and disappear into a single point of energy about 14 billion years from now, an event we currently misunderstand as the Big Bang.

      In the meantime, don't worry about the mess in the Gulf. It's been there forever, and is about to disappear in a few months.

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    10. Re:Just go to a religious school already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No... just that your God, if you want to think he exists, had better not actually DO anything and ESPECIALLY better not contradict our useless shit about what happened billions of years ago. Because I don't like him. Not one bit.

      That's my religion and I'm sticking to it, you ignorant bible-thumping hick christians.

    11. Re:Just go to a religious school already by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

      Public schools are for everyone, not just the religious majority.

      Like it or not, the government isn't allowed to push religion. If you don't believe me, try reading the First Amendment.

      Creationism, or Intelligent Design, or whatever you want to call it, does not belong in a science class for one simple reason. It is not, and never will, qualify as science.

      Also, evolution and atheism have nothing to do with each other.

    12. Re:Just go to a religious school already by TwiztidK · · Score: 0

      You send YOUR kids to a religious school that caters to YOUR atheistic beliefs. Problem solved.

      Just thought I would point out that athiesm is not a religion. Its a lack of religion.

      Just thought I would point out that atheism is the "rejection of the belief in the existence of deities". Under some definitions of religion, atheism certainly qualifies.

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    13. Re:Just go to a religious school already by Nadaka · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Agree, freedom of religion is also freedom from religion.

      Creationism has no place in a science class.

      If it is to be taught anywhere, it should be in a comparative religion class where they also teach the Greek myths, Norse Legends, Hindu epics, Aboriginal dream-time, and Quetzalcoatl.

    14. Re:Just go to a religious school already by Warshadow · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ironically, in the area of Louisiana I lived in the parochial schools were the best schools in the area. They also only taught actual science in science class. They kept religious things in classes about religion.

      I had non-christian friends who sent their children to the private parochial schools in the area because the education there was so much better. I'm not sure if their children were forced to stomach the classes on loving Geebus though.

    15. Re:Just go to a religious school already by tchdab1 · · Score: 1

      Maybe they can balance this nonsense by mandating science teaching in any religion classes taught in Louisiana.

    16. Re:Just go to a religious school already by Low+Ranked+Craig · · Score: 1

      Under some definitions of religion, atheism certainly qualifies.

      Perhaps, perhaps not. The problem is, mostly, how people with belief view those without. Most people that truly believe in their religion simply cannot fathom that someone cannot have belief, therefore they cast that lack of belief as an alternate belief, which is reinforced by those that evangelize atheism.

      I try to explain it thusly:

      A believer gets up in the morning and acknowledges the existence of God.

      A radical atheist (Douglas Adam's definition) gets up in the morning and denies the existence of God.

      I just get up in the morning.

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    17. Re:Just go to a religious school already by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Someone's signature awhile back said it best.

      "Atheism is a religion in the same way that not collecting stamps is a hobby"

    18. Re:Just go to a religious school already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Atheist here. Sent my son to a private xian school. And I live in the South. Better bible banging xian fundies, than have him in public school with niggers and spics. Fucking animals ruin the schools.

    19. Re:Just go to a religious school already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm. Apparently a moderator means "-1 Disagree". Parent is not offtopic.

    20. Re:Just go to a religious school already by KarrdeSW · · Score: 1

      Just thought I would point out that atheism is the "rejection of the belief in the existence of deities". Under some definitions of religion, atheism certainly qualifies.

      That's going a bit too far. Atheism is not really one big giant group of people. It is more a characteristic of some groups of people. There are some religions which do not believe in deities, so yes there are some atheistic religions. There are also just people who reject the existence of a god and follow no religion. They are atheistic individuals.

      I think it is somewhat fallacious to lump together all "atheists" under one banner. I do not even necessarily think it's correct to put all Christian denominations under the same banner.

    21. Re:Just go to a religious school already by icebraining · · Score: 1

      Open Letter To Kansas School Board
      I am writing you with much concern after having read of your hearing to decide whether the alternative theory of Intelligent Design should be taught along with the theory of Evolution. I think we can all agree that it is important for students to hear multiple viewpoints so they can choose for themselves the theory that makes the most sense to them. I am concerned, however, that students will only hear one theory of Intelligent Design.

      Let us remember that there are multiple theories of Intelligent Design. I and many others around the world are of the strong belief that the universe was created by a Flying Spaghetti Monster. It was He who created all that we see and all that we feel. We feel strongly that the overwhelming scientific evidence pointing towards evolutionary processes is nothing but a coincidence, put in place by Him.

      It is for this reason that I'm writing you today, to formally request that this alternative theory be taught in your schools, along with the other two theories. In fact, I will go so far as to say, if you do not agree to do this, we will be forced to proceed with legal action. I'm sure you see where we are coming from. If the Intelligent Design theory is not based on faith, but instead another scientific theory, as is claimed, then you must also allow our theory to be taught, as it is also based on science, not on faith.

      Some find that hard to believe, so it may be helpful to tell you a little more about our beliefs. We have evidence that a Flying Spaghetti Monster created the universe. None of us, of course, were around to see it, but we have written accounts of it. We have several lengthy volumes explaining all details of His power. Also, you may be surprised to hear that there are over 10 million of us, and growing. We tend to be very secretive, as many people claim our beliefs are not substantiated by observable evidence.

      What these people don't understand is that He built the world to make us think the earth is older than it really is. For example, a scientist may perform a carbon-dating process on an artifact. He finds that approximately 75% of the Carbon-14 has decayed by electron emission to Nitrogen-14, and infers that this artifact is approximately 10,000 years old, as the half-life of Carbon-14 appears to be 5,730 years. But what our scientist does not realize is that every time he makes a measurement, the Flying Spaghetti Monster is there changing the results with His Noodly Appendage. We have numerous texts that describe in detail how this can be possible and the reasons why He does this. He is of course invisible and can pass through normal matter with ease.

      I'm sure you now realize how important it is that your students are taught this alternate theory. It is absolutely imperative that they realize that observable evidence is at the discretion of a Flying Spaghetti Monster. Furthermore, it is disrespectful to teach our beliefs without wearing His chosen outfit, which of course is full pirate regalia. I cannot stress the importance of this enough, and unfortunately cannot describe in detail why this must be done as I fear this letter is already becoming too long. The concise explanation is that He becomes angry if we don't.

      You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.

      In conclusion, thank you for taking the time to hear our views and beliefs. I hope I was able to convey the importance of teaching this theory to your students. We will of course be able to train the teachers in this alternate theory. I am eagerly awaiting your response, and hope dearly that no legal action will need to be taken. I think

    22. Re:Just go to a religious school already by icebraining · · Score: 1
    23. Re:Just go to a religious school already by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know maybe that's the tact reality based people ought to be taking.

      The word you want is tack, a course of action. Tact is a sense of how to avoid offending someone, you fucking moron.

    24. Re:Just go to a religious school already by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 1

      As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature.

      Are we expecting the Somalis to cause a downward effect on global temperatures any time soon? Does the same hold true for file-sharing pirates? Should we be prepared for global glaciation if Bittorrent usage continues unabated?

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    25. Re:Just go to a religious school already by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      Whether I believe in a god is a separate issue from whether I trust humans to document its desires and actions in their so-called holy scriptures. I do not believe that even if it has ever revealed details about its plan or desires to humans those would have been passed down correctly for several millennia. Hell, considering how much we already know about the universe and how much more a deity would have to know I do not even believe it could have properly communicated those things to the humans that lived back then, possibly not even to those living now. Five thousand years ago humans would just go "what?" if a god came down to them and told them how the universe came into existence and evolution led to the biosphere we see now.

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    26. Re:Just go to a religious school already by Low+Ranked+Craig · · Score: 1

      I guess that fits. Only a fool would claim to know that god exists, or to claim that they know god doesn't exist. Personally I see no evidence of god, but lack of evidence is not proof.

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    27. Re:Just go to a religious school already by icebraining · · Score: 1

      I think you need properly dressed pirates.

    28. Re:Just go to a religious school already by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      It is a fixation on a lack of Deity with religious zeal. It serves to separate people into "believers" of the philosophy (atheists), and "non-believers" ("religious nut-jobs"). It has caused many arguments. It has even helped start armed conflict.

      It looks like a duck; it quacks like a duck; that it isn't a duck is largely irrelevant.

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    29. Re:Just go to a religious school already by Anarki2004 · · Score: 1

      Somebody else in this thread already explained my position pretty accurately:

      A believer gets up in the morning and acknowledges the existence of God.

      A radical atheist (Douglas Adam's definition) gets up in the morning and denies the existence of God.

      I just get up in the morning.

      I have no "fixation on a lack of Deity with religious zeal". I simply don't care all that much one way or the other. I would consider myself atheist, but only because that is the best term to describe my non-belief. It does not make me a member of a religion.

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    30. Re:Just go to a religious school already by nacturation · · Score: 1

      You know maybe that's the tact reality based people ought to be taking.

      The word you want is tack, a course of action. Tact is a sense of how to avoid offending someone, you fucking moron.

      Now, now... there's no reason your reply needs to be so tackless.

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    31. Re:Just go to a religious school already by spiffydudex · · Score: 1

      "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances"

      Oh please use your brain for a moment...and try not to distort historical context with your own personal ideologies.

      One can only wonder for 2 seconds why this is in the first amendment. One of the main reasons the Puritans left England was because the English government was corrupting the church and bending it to fit the will of the king.
      Anyone remember the issue with King Henry? He had problems getting his wives pregnant with sons and therefore would get an annulment sanctioned by the Pope. Well finally the Pope said "No More Annulments". Henry was like "up yours Pope, I'll make my own Church." Thus the Anglican Church of England was born. The puritans didn't like this and felt that religion should not be controlled by a government but by the will of God. So they got a charter to move to the new land of America and left England.

      The whole reason for that section in the first amendment is to prevent the U.S. government from controlling a church. There is nothing related to religion being in school. In fact the puritans were actively involved in keeping a life in line with their religious beliefs and actively promoted faith based education. The Puritans prospered because of it, especially when compared to their fellow colonists in the Chesapeake Bay area.

    32. Re:Just go to a religious school already by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      You, sir, are the mirror image of most believers. They too "just get up in the morning".

      (The analogy holds. There are some who are truly "on the fence", but not many. There are, however, many on both sides who don't really care.)

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    33. Re:Just go to a religious school already by williamhb · · Score: 1

      Agree, freedom of religion is also freedom from religion.

      Just waiting for someone to shout "Please, everybody, shut up -- you are denying my freedom from speech!"

    34. Re:Just go to a religious school already by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      Wow, you are educated stupid :-)

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    35. Re:Just go to a religious school already by AmonTheMetalhead · · Score: 1

      Atheism is a religion just like not collecting stamps is a hobby

    36. Re:Just go to a religious school already by AmonTheMetalhead · · Score: 1

      And Discworld.

    37. Re:Just go to a religious school already by NoOneInParticular · · Score: 1
      Maybe under some definitions of hobbies, me not collecting stamps qualifies as well.

      But more seriously, I can believe that there are religions that reject the belief in the existence of deities. That does not mean that all atheists are members of these religions. A religion is organised, the rejection of deities does not automatically come with a club card.

    38. Re:Just go to a religious school already by NoOneInParticular · · Score: 1
      Oh man, this is funny. You seriously argue that the puritans left England because they thought their King was rude to the pope?? The puritans weren't even catholic!

      Okay, here's a brief history of where the puritans came from and how you got your first amendment. Henry VIII started the Anglican Church of England. His first wife was the daughter of the emperor, Spanish, and a catholic. The Anglican Church, was, and still is, very close to catholic church. They've got bishops and wear purple and all that jazz. At the same time the protestants (Luther, Calvin, Zwingli) were denying the role of the pope and the papal hierarchy. They even went so far as to print Bibles in the native tongues, so that people could actually start reading the thing.

      Fast forward a bit, until England is again ruled by a catholic King (Charles the first, from Mary of Scots from the first wife of Henry Tudor, you know, the Spanish one). Oliver Cromwell takes over, beheads the king (a novelty at the time, later practised with great success by the French), and the puritans (very fundamentalist protestants) have a free reign in England and Scotland. What do they do now they've got the upper hand. Of course, kill the catholics! And the Anglicans. And then they start to fight amongs themselves. Ever wonder why there are so many different protestant churches? That started all then and they fought like mad.

      Not very nice, so after Cromwell dies and Charles II becomes king (again a catholic), the protestants that did all this killing are being actively encouraged to go to a different continent to preach their religion. These are you puritans: kicked out of England largely because their persecution of other religions made them impossible to keep in the country.

      How this leads to the first Amendment? Remember they were fighting amongst themselves. Guess what, they continued to do so in the Americas, and your founding fathers tried to stop this in the constitution.

      So, bottom line, the first Amendment is there because the puritans where the most religiously intolerant breed that England ever saw, and they needed to be kept in check because they would kill themselves without it.

  4. Can't think of a more appropriate place to say... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Think of the children!

  5. They certainly don't know science. by khasim · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Creationism should not be taught in a SCIENCE class because it is not science. There is no way to falsify any of its claims.

    1. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      you must have been educated in LA (and I don't mean los angeles california)

      Falsifiability is a very important concept to science, closely related to testability.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falsifiability

    2. Re:They certainly don't know science. by bsDaemon · · Score: 1, Informative

      No, he means falisfy, as in you can't disprove the opposite. Science doesn't really work on proving a hypothesis, but on disproving enough alternative hypothesis that you can be fairly sure you're close to the truth. As is my understanding, having gone to a school where we didn't have to deal with this bullshit.

    3. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wrong assumption. And a telling assumption as well. Apparently you have no idea of what science is or how it works.

    4. Re:They certainly don't know science. by bunratty · · Score: 4, Insightful

      You never prove claims in science. You can only make an observation that confirms a hypothesis. That doesn't prove that the hypothesis is correct for at least two reasons. First, your measurements are precise only to a particular amount of precision, so you can never demonstrate that the hypothesis gives exactly correct results. Second, you can never make measurements in every conceivable set of circumstances. There may exist a set of circumstances under which the hypothesis is incorrect, such as how Netwon's laws are incorrect near the speed of light.

      It's similar to the conundrum that you can never prove a program correct by testing. You can only demonstrate bugs by testing.

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    5. Re:They certainly don't know science. by bsDaemon · · Score: 1

      s/falisfy/falsify/g today is not my day.

    6. Re:They certainly don't know science. by samkass · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'll assume you meant there's no way to prove any of its claims. The same is true for vertical evolution.

      No, he meant falsify. If we started finding fossils that suddenly changed from one type of animal to another in a single generation, or fossils where the exact same collection of species are stagnant all the way back to the beginning of time, or even where identical complex features suddenly appeared in many species separated by a wide distance simultaneously... or if we weren't able to reproduce selective breeding or specification in the lab... or if no bacteria ever developed resistance to antibiotics... or if genetic tests on existing fossils hadn't shown genetic drift tempered by survivability in an environment...

      These types of observations would start to falsify the theory of evolution. The theory would have to change to accommodate them.

      There is no way to falsify creationism. Any observation anyone makes can simply be explained by "God made it that way." There is no way to refute it with evidence-- it is a belief-based system that depends on supreme being instead of natural processes.

      Thus, not science.

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    7. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You assume incorrectly. Reread the GP post, then a middle school science textbook to educate yourself on what science is.

    8. Re:They certainly don't know science. by jridley · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, the basis of science is to make claims that are testable. That does not mean provable. It means falsifiable.

      When an experiment in science matches the hypothesis, it doesn't "prove" something, it indicates that the hypothesis appears to be correct within the limits of the experiment. If it does not match the hypothesis, then the theory behind the hypothesis is faulty and must be revised or discarded.

      Science progresses when previous theories are shown to be incorrect or incomplete, and are revised or replaced.

      And experiments are also required to be reproduceable by anyone who wishes to test the theory and can recreate the experiment.

      Religion does not leave any room for falsification. You can't prove a religious belief false, that's how the belief system is structured. It may be possible for an actual divine act to occur and convince people that a belief is true, but it's unlikely to be replicatable at will by skeptics who did not witness the event, and some witnesses may choose to believe another explanation than divine intervention.

    9. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Sockatume · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Actually, a lot of creationists' claims are falsifiable. They make arguments about geology, fossils, isotope dating etc. can that can be readily compared to reality. Trouble is they've all been thoroughly disproven, leading to a purely theological fallback position ("it's just made to look that way by God!") which is unfalsifiable.

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    10. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Rogerborg · · Score: 3, Funny

      There is no way to falsify any of its claims.

      I'll assume you meant there's no way to prove any of its claims

      That's one of the more evolved trolls that I've read here recently. Look how many bites you got - you're superbly adapted to your environment!

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    11. Re:They certainly don't know science. by mcgrew · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      I agree; creationism isn't science, it's philosophy. If it's taught at all it should be in classes that discuss how different cultures believe everything comes from, not science.

      The trouble is, most people don't have the faintest clue what science is or how it works. And don't forget that half the population have two digit IQs.

    12. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Others have said it more eloquently, but imamac's statement:

      "I'll assume you meant there's no way to prove any of its claims. The same is true for vertical evolution."

      demonstrates his basic incomprehension of the scientific method. Both Intelligent Design and Creationism fail to make testable claims, which means that the people advocating for them are not doing science.

    13. Re:They certainly don't know science. by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Science doesn't really work on proving a hypothesis, but on disproving enough alternative hypothesis that you can be fairly sure you're close to the truth.

      That is how a hypothesis becomes a theory, but it is not how falsification works.

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    14. Re:They certainly don't know science. by canajin56 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Wrong. Please stop spreading misinformation. Falsifiable means you can't disprove the thing, not that you can't disprove the opposites. Science doesn't work by that trite little Holmes saying, "Eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbably, is the truth." It works by finding the simplest explanation for all observations, making predictions with that model, and confirming those predictions until you falsify your current rules and need new ones. If a hypothesis cannot be falsified, it is useless because it is the end. If it's impossible to find a contradiction, it's impossible to refine the model.

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    15. Re:They certainly don't know science. by vlm · · Score: 4, Funny

      Any observation anyone makes can simply be explained by "God made it that way." There is no way to refute it with evidence-- it is a belief-based system that depends on supreme being instead of natural processes.

      Actually its pretty easy to refute. Just get advocates of different belief systems together and let them logically debate and come to a mutually acceptable solution, like scientists would about any other topic.

      I'm sure the "creation science" views of a traditional Roman pagan, a modern Christian, a Native American, and some eastern cyclical religion would probably refute each other quite well.

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    16. Re:They certainly don't know science. by ebuck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      For something to be a science, you must have the ability to prove it false. Not believe it might be false, but actually have a way that you could know 100% it is false. That doesn't mean that you will ever find it will be false, it just means that there has to be the ABILITY for it to be false.

      With creationism, you can never find that God didn't make everything (in however many days you wish to believe). That's because there's no means of proving that God didn't make everything. If you find dinosaur bones, then you can't say that it's proof of God NOT making everything; because, it's just proof that God did a little more work (by making dinosaur bones for you to discover).

      With science, you can never make a scientific statement unless you have the ability to prove it false. One example is global warming. We have records of the outdoors temperature stretching back nearly two hundred years, and in the last twenty years or so, the entire planet is hotter. We could argue that the entire planet isn't hotter, it is actually cooler; but, the data doesn't support the argument that the planet cooled down.

      It is very important to know the difference between scientific proof and logical proof. Logical proof makes a statement true, but scientific proof is different. It means, "We haven't seen anything that makes this statement false, yet." To defeat an undesirable scientific proof, you must find a real world example. Since science is tied to what we see in the observable world, it is very useful for anything that involves living in the observable world.

      Science doesn't care about the un-observable world, because it is impossible to prove anything false if you can't observe it.

    17. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Skidborg · · Score: 1, Troll

      Technically speaking, historical evolution isn't science either, it's theoretical history. We don't teach ancient Egypt in science class, why evolution? What part of believing that men came from apes in the past is required to understand how mutations, genetics, and natural selection work in the present day? The history of the earth was supposedly engineered from what we know in the present, so why bother with the history part at all? Why is the origin of the planet such a big deal?

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    18. Re:They certainly don't know science. by IICV · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Creationism should not be taught in a SCIENCE class because it is not science. There is no way to falsify any of its claims.

      Not true! Intelligent Design creationism has made exactly one claim, as far as I know: certain biological structures are "irreducibly complex", and therefore cannot have evolved for some reason.

      This is false. For every structure thrown up as "irreducibly complex" (ranging from the eye to the immune system to flagella), scientists have shown a reasonable pathway through which evolution could have constructed the "irreducibly complex" structure, and frequently examples of the intermediate steps can be found in nature.

      Of course, all it takes is one truly novel and unprecedented structure to randomly show up in an organism to make scientists take another look at the basis of evolution - but such a thing has not been described, and honestly probably never will be. If ID creationists can't find one with all the money and funding they have, it probably doesn't exist.

      Therefore, I totally agree that ID should be taught in schools as an example of how scientific theories can fail, alongside the luminiferous aether and the "plum pudding" model of the atom.

      Hardline Creationism, on the other hand, has not made any actual claims besides "God created the world 6000 years ago", which isn't really a "claim" so much as "gibberish", just like the Flat Eathers (but at least the Flat Earthers mostly realize they're just trolling).

    19. Re:They certainly don't know science. by bsDaemon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Which is done with a null hypothesis. In my AP Bio or Chem classes in high school, and in the Bio classes I took in college, the key was always to "reject the null hypothesis", which while not necessarily the same thing as "proving the hypothesis" is often times functionally equivalent. Since we can't set a null hypothesis of "if God doesn't exist then, we shouldn't see X" in any meaningful way, then we can't say "since we didn't see X then we reject that God doesn't exist". I'm really not sure what's different between what I said and what you said, other than the typical Internet model of "you didn't use my exact terms so I assume you're a moron, and since I don't have to prove who I really am, then I don't mind being a jackass."

    20. Re:They certainly don't know science. by JDSalinger · · Score: 1

      Creationism is far from science. It is 2010. Must we propagate this religious insanity any further by being polite? All the sane people need to keep standing up and being heard in all forums available. Be strong and confident.

    21. Re:They certainly don't know science. by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      You never prove claims in science. You can only make an observation that confirms a hypothesis.

      Not quite. You can only make an observation that disproves or fails to disprove a hypothesis.

    22. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Creationism should not be taught in a SCIENCE class because it is not science. There is no way to falsify any of its claims.

      Then neither should macro-evolution. Many of it's claims have been falsified, yet it's still taught.

    23. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks. I never would have figured that out.

    24. Re:They certainly don't know science. by imamac · · Score: 1
      Geez, I got clobbered. I get it. Really. I'll reply to this one because you're nice about it. My point is that both fall into the same category. Neither one is really testable by science. Micro-evolution can be observed, of course, but not the massive changes put forth by the theory. There is no means to prove "evolution" didn't make all life any more than God.

      We haven't seen anything that makes this statement false, yet.

      Does lack of seeing things count here? Like never ahving observed inorganic chemical spotaneously form anything definable as "life"? Or never having observed matter coming from nothing. I'm not trying to troll here. Promise.

    25. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      There is no way to falsify any of its claims.

      Perhaps that makes it a good example to use in science classes, for teaching students how to distinguish between ideas and theories.

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    26. Re:They certainly don't know science. by UrinalFresh · · Score: 1

      Creationism should not be taught in a SCIENCE class because it is not science. There is no way to falsify any of its claims.

      um.... I think you really meant to say that it can't be "refudiated".

    27. Re:They certainly don't know science. by jbssm · · Score: 1

      You never prove claims in science.

      But you can disprove them! And that's what has been made again and again for the 500 years about religion, gods and now creationism. And yet ... some people just want to force us to believe otherwise.

    28. Re:They certainly don't know science. by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      ...leading to a purely theological fallback position ("it's just made to look that way by God!") which is unfalsifiable.

      Of course, God might be joking. Actually, if the bible gave any indication that God had a sense of humour and wasn't such a sadistic shit, I might be more tempted to believe in that stuff.

      After all, it would be somewhat refreshing if DNA had it right, that God's last message to Mankind was "We apologise for the inconvenience"...

    29. Re:They certainly don't know science. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      making predictions with that model

      And this is the most important part. Science does not claim to be the truth (or even define what 'truth' is - that's for philosophy), it claims to make accurate predictions. If a hypothesis does not make any predictions, it is not science. If it makes incorrect predictions, it is wrong and so is discarded. Science is the set of hypotheses that make useful predictions and have not yet been disproved.

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    30. Re:They certainly don't know science. by mea37 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Getting people to disagree is not the same as falsifying a claim.

      Sure, you can probably get two (or more) religions to offer mutually contradictory claims (though that's actually a lot harder than you may assume); but while you would have to conclude that one of them has claimed something that is incorrect, you wouldn't have proven any individual claim to be incorrect.

      I don't personally care for the way GP expresses the problem with classifying creationism as science. It's correct, but it comes across as though science were a game and creationism doesn't get to play because it's not fair that it doesn't risk falsification. That's not quite the issue. The issue is that creationism offers nothing to test, and science is about testing things.

    31. Re:They certainly don't know science. by thrawn_aj · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Google is your friend. Karl Popper, who originated this concept:

      Every genuine test of a theory is an attempt to falsify it, or to refute it. Testability is falsifiability; but there are degrees of testability: some theories are more testable, more exposed to refutation, than others; they take, as it were, greater risks.

      The idea of falsifiability is simply that there must (at least in principle) exist some test, which can refute the theory if the test produces a certain result. This is where creationism and similar cargo cults fail - there is no conceivable test that can be performed on these hypotheses that has AT LEAST one possible (doesn't have to be probable) outcome that could refute the theory. The idea (it's subtle, which is why it is misunderstood so often) is that if every test you could possibly perform to test a hypothesis supports the theory no matter what the outcome of the test, is there really any point to the tests? Creationism is like the self-esteem movement for social conservatives =).

      [From the same source as the last quote] One can sum up all this by saying that the criterion of the scientific status of a theory is its falsifiability, or refutability, or testability.

    32. Re:They certainly don't know science. by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      We were taught about creationism in my school biology classes. The history and philosophy of science is an important part of the subject. Creationism was used as an example to highlight the requirements of a scientific theory (i.e. useful predictions, falsifiability), which it lacks. I don't have any problem with creationism being taught in this context in schools, but somehow I doubt that creationists would be too happy with it.

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    33. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For every structure thrown up as "irreducibly complex" (ranging from the eye to the immune system to flagella), scientists have shown ....

      Perhaps scientists should stop eating people's eyes and then throwing them up, if they want people to keep listening to them?

    34. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed - They could teach it as a philosophy or in a Social Study class - but it is definitely not a Scientific theory and therefore not reasonable to be taught as a science.

    35. Re:They certainly don't know science. by meringuoid · · Score: 1
      If we started finding fossils that suddenly changed from one type of animal to another in a single generation

      That wouldn't falsify evolution. Consider the classic Just-So story of speciation. Let there be species X which lives throughout country C. Sea levels rise and the centre of country C is flooded, splitting it into countries A and B. In the new climate, life is easy in country A, but very hard in country B. So the lineage of species X in country A changes very little over the next few million years, while the lineage in country B adapts to its great hardship and changes into something we would call species Y, which we'll suppose is a badass tough variant.

      Now let sea levels fall and country C be reunited. Species X and Y are now in competition with each other, and Y wins handily, driving X into extinction across the whole country in very short order.

      Millions of years later we dig in what was once country A, and we find fossils of species X and Y. What do we see? Species X was replaced by Species Y - an obviously related successor - almost overnight!

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    36. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Enigma23 · · Score: 1

      Creationism should not be taught in a SCIENCE class because it is not science.

      It is science if it's Pastafarianism... :)

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    37. Re:They certainly don't know science. by dondelelcaro · · Score: 1

      Falsifiable means you can't disprove the thing

      Falsifiable merely means that it is possible, by experiment, to produce an outcome which contradicts the hypothesis.

      Eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, however improbably, is the truth.

      Science almost works like this, but with a slight modification: Eliminate hypotheses which conflict with experiment. Continue doing so forever.

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    38. Re:They certainly don't know science. by thrawn_aj · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why is the origin of the planet such a big deal?

      Inquiring minds want to know. Healthy children ask questions like these all the time. Science is not merely society's genie, it is the best way we have found of actually satisfying our curiosity (instead of merely glorifying these questions and making them sacred). One goal of science class (like any other class) is to encourage curious minds to continue to be curious, something they may not be getting in too-religious households. Another goal is to teach students how to systematize their curiosity so that they can actually get or find answers to their questions instead of merely getting off on the questions themselves. A curious mind is a good start - one that is also trained to successfully find answers is what we call a scientist.

      What part of believing that men came from apes in the past is required to understand how mutations, genetics, and natural selection work in the present day?

      None at all. A science teacher who asks for belief is an asshole (you won't find many of these - well, except for the numbnuts teaching creationism). Besides, you're confusing theory with what it's trying to explain. Using the evolutionary paradigm, you can work backward in time to figure out how we got here or forward in time to predict what happens (the other things in your list). Ironically, it is religiosity projecting its own sins (of arrogant and unshakable belief) on science that creates such misunderstandings.

    39. Re:They certainly don't know science. by SETIGuy · · Score: 1

      Geez, I got clobbered. I get it. Really. I'll reply to this one because you're nice about it. My point is that both fall into the same category. Neither one is really testable by science. Micro-evolution can be observed, of course, but not the massive changes put forth by the theory. There is no means to prove "evolution" didn't make all life any more than God.

      A single dinosaur bone in Precambrian sandstone would disprove evolution quite nicely, or a bird fossil found in sediments that date from before the evolution of reptiles. As would discovery of any single terrestrial organism that doesn't use DNA or RNA, or that uses DNA with a radically different encoding from triplet codons to amino acids. Seeing a new organism suddenly develop in an isolated place where no related organisms could get to would work to disprove evolution. I've got a locked box under my desk with nothing but insects in it. If tomorrow when I get to work there is a rabbit in there, that would disprove evolution.

      Every piece of available evidence supports evolution, and it would be difficult to conceive of another theory that could explain the existing evidence.

    40. Re:They certainly don't know science. by dondelelcaro · · Score: 1

      the key was always to "reject the null hypothesis", which while not necessarily the same thing as "proving the hypothesis" is often times functionally equivalent.

      The null hypothesis is a statistical question; you never "prove the null", you only fail to reject the null hypothesis. A real scientist (or at least a real Poperian one) never talks about proving hypotheses; we talk about providing evidence which supports, or often more correctly, evidence which fails to reject it in experiments which have the best opportunity to reject the hypothesis.

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    41. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Grizzley9 · · Score: 2

      "reasonable pathway" could also be interpreted as "wild guess to stretch it so we are still right" in your context which is no better than the creationists argument.

    42. Re:They certainly don't know science. by dondelelcaro · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just get advocates of different belief systems together and let them logically debate and come to a mutually acceptable solution, like scientists would about any other topic.

      Any scientist worthy of the title doesn't debate; they experiment. So no, it's not at all like what a real scientist would do.

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    43. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you hit the nail on the head. Creationism is a false theory that distracts us from true science. Now if only the rest of my religios friends could realise that Evolution is a very elegent tool used by god to create everything here on earth, including us, we could get back to having religous people in science.

      "Why do we need religous people in science?" you ask. There are major breakthroughs on the horizon regarding the resequencing of human DNA in a living human to cure a genetic disease, patch the human genome with a means of fighting cancer, or overwriting our own DNA with a younger version of itself. Not to mention cloning and artificial life of both the organic and digital variety. People with a strong moral coupas and a belief in freedom and divine providence are needed to guide these discoveries in ways that won't bring about the end of days.

    44. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Angostura · · Score: 1

      Because the current theories on the development of life on Earth and the question of how life arose is a scientific discipline, as opposed to the the study of human history is not. What are you meant to say in a science class when evolution and natural selection comes up? "Oh I can explain to you about how evolution is working in these bacteria, or these warfrin-resistant rats, but I'm sorry, I can't talk about how these same mechanisms can account for the development of the eyeball"?

    45. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Botia · · Score: 1, Troll

      Your mixing up micro and macro evolution. Micro-evolution is changes within a species. This is widely believed as fact. Macro-evolution is one species changing into another species. This has never been witnessed or reproduced. It is not backed by the fossil record.

        * If we started finding fossils that suddenly changed from one type of animal to another in a single generation - macro-evolution - never observed
        * fossils where the exact same collection of species are stagnant all the way back to the beginning of time - observed in fossil record; modern day creatures: sharks, alligators, coelacanth, etc.
        * identical complex features suddenly appeared in many species separated by a wide distance simultaneously - observed in Cambrian explosion
        * able to reproduce selective breeding or specification in the lab - micro-evolution
        * no bacteria ever developed resistance to antibiotics - micro-evolution
        * genetic tests on existing fossils hadn't shown genetic drift tempered by survivability in an environment - micro-evolution

    46. Re:They certainly don't know science. by jfengel · · Score: 2, Informative

      And falsifiability isn't just an arbitrary criterion. It's the essence of why science is relevant.

      Falsifiability means that you can do things with the information: it makes a prediction that if you do X, Y will happen. If Y doesn't happen, you know X was wrong.

      If Y does happen, it doesn't actually prove X, but if Y was something you wanted, you've created something of value. Something you couldn't have gotten without the theory.

      Not every prediction is immediately useful, but it's all part of the enterprise of science. If it weren't involved in making useful predictions, there would be no point in learning science.

    47. Re:They certainly don't know science. by clone53421 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      A single dinosaur bone in Precambrian sandstone would disprove evolution quite nicely, or a bird fossil found in sediments that date from before the evolution of reptiles.

      Sigh. No it wouldn’t... just like the scores of oddities that exist in the fossil record that evolution has similarly chosen to explain away. Upside-down strata, trees standing vertically for millions of years waiting for the fossils to be deposited around them...

      Hell, if a SINGLE dinosaur bone was found in Precambrian sandstone, scientists would call it a fake or a hoax. Unless perhaps it was discovered in the middle of a live TV broadcast and seen by millions. And then they would DEFINITELY call it a hoax. And quite likely it would be.

      Now, if dozens of bones were found, evolutionists would have more of a problem, but even so I have no doubt they could quite easily find a good enough explanation to satisfy just about everyone except the creationists.

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    48. Re:They certainly don't know science. by bunratty · · Score: 1

      The point of science is to make hypotheses that make testable predictions. By having a hypothesis of how planets formed, we can predict the composition of our planet and other planets. By having a hypothesis of how species diverged, we can predict what fossils will be found in which places and what the genetic differences between organisms will be.

      What makes the history of ancient Egypt somewhat different is that studying it does not necessarily give testable predictions for what will happen in other cultures. You might study the culture of Egypt thousands of years ago as part of an anthropology class, but that would be different from a class about the history of ancient Egypt.

      Teaching evolution as only the idea of how species diverged without giving concrete examples of how species diverged on Earth would be as useless as teaching plate tectonics without covering what the Earth's plates have done in the past, or teaching astronomy without covering how the universe has expanded and how galaxies merge, or teaching anthropology without learning about past cultures.

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    49. Re:They certainly don't know science. by GrumpySteen · · Score: 1

      Your argument is sound and explained very clearly, but it's equally clear that God made you say all that to test our faith, therefore creationism must be true.

    50. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The result of this "meeting of faiths" to hammer out a consensus regarding the origin of the Universe would result in a room full of dead bodies.

    51. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Gravatron · · Score: 3, Insightful

      your not talking about Evolution, your talking about Abiogenesis. That's an entirely different theory altogether, with it's own debate and evidence.

      As for the major changes via evolution, that's just a matter of time. We know from Dog breeding that selection can result in massive physical changes. How else can you get a poodle out of a Wolf?

      Dogs are still a single species, but I imagine if you kept specializing them, they would eventually become separate ones.

    52. Re:They certainly don't know science. by gtall · · Score: 1

      Technically speaking, evolution doesn't propose that man descended from apes (except Business School Product). Rather, it proposes that man and ape had common ancestors.

    53. Re:They certainly don't know science. by rrohbeck · · Score: 1

      You can't falsify "God did it!"

    54. Re:They certainly don't know science. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      If tomorrow when I get to work there is a rabbit in there, that would disprove evolution.

      Nah, it would just disprove your intern's lack of a sense of humor. ;)

    55. Re:They certainly don't know science. by jbeaupre · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think it should be introduced in science class precisely because it isn't science. Creationists want the debate to be taught, well by golly, lets teach the debate. Creationism and intelligent design end up being perfect examples of non-science.

      Done in a neutral way, the effect on Creationism/intelligent design is devastating.

      Step 1) Make sure students are clear on what constitutes science - i.e. testability, definition of theory, improvement to theory, etc.
      Step 2) Start by introducing basic evolution as described by Darwin. Show the holes and how they were filled (Darwin knew nothing of DNA, now we do). Show how evolution aligns with DNA, geology, fossil records, taxonomy, astronomy, computer science, mathematics, and so on. Compare theory of evolution to definition of science, theory, etc. Show some of the predictive successes.
      Step 3) Introduce Creationism / intelligent design. Show the holes and how they were filled (usually with a "nevermind"). Show how it is contradicted by DNA, geology, fossil records, taxonomy, astronomy, and so on. Show how it doesn't fit under the definition of science, theory, etc. Show the predictive failures (irreducible complexity, etc).

      Step 4) Summarize by making it clear why Evolution Theory is science, Creationism / Intelligent Design is not. Address remaining criticisms for Evolution.

      Congratulations, you've just taught Creationism and the controversy as ordered. Just not the way they had hoped.

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    56. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      You can test for it - do you want to guess at what the results of those tests are going to be? This is what *science* is all about, testing what is accepted as fact in order to see if it holds up or falls over, and if it falls over then science keeps on going to determine a new fact, and tests that and so on.

    57. Re:They certainly don't know science. by slack_justyb · · Score: 1

      leading to a purely theological fallback position ("it's just made to look that way by God!")

      That's when I fire back with. Oh! I see, God is deceptive. How does it feel to believe in a deceiving being? Wait what's that? God does not deceive? Well last I checked the meaning of deceptive was "Giving an appearance or impression different from the true one; misleading." I think your argument meets that criteria whether or not it is to test our belief in God.

      It about that time they start quoting a bunch of stuff from the bible about how God cannot deceive. Which at that point I then point out the circular logic, "So the bible must be true because it says so, and that statement must be true because the bible says it is true? Don't you think you may be just a bit gullible, just a tiny bit?"

    58. Re:They certainly don't know science. by williamhb · · Score: 1

      Not true! Intelligent Design creationism has made exactly one claim, as far as I know: certain biological structures are "irreducibly complex", and therefore cannot have evolved for some reason.

      This is false. For every structure thrown up as "irreducibly complex" (ranging from the eye to the immune system to flagella), scientists have shown a reasonable pathway through which evolution could have constructed the "irreducibly complex" structure, and frequently examples of the intermediate steps can be found in nature.

      There is a corollary to this. Absolute rational materialism* is based on the assertion that there is a rational scientific explanation for everything. That itself is unfalsifiable because for any phenomenon, right up until the end of time, "we might yet discover the rational scientific explanation tomorrow".

      (* whereas science merely says there are some things -- actually rather a lot of things -- that have rational material explanations, so let's discover rational material explanations for as many things as we can.)

      Bringing it back to your post, one of the issues that comes up with that is that finding a "reasonable pathway" sometimes doesn't involve producing any evidence that the pathway actually occurred -- just a thought experiment. The specific "reasonable pathway" can itself be unfalsifiable just because there is no data to perform any potentially-falsifying experiments on. There's the hope we might discover some data -- some new fossil -- but that's a bit like the absolute materialsm claim ("we might yet discover a fossil that makes it falsifiable tomorrow").

    59. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Tranzistors · · Score: 1

      This is where creationism and similar cargo cults fail[...]

      What do cargo cults have to do with creationism? You mean that the guy who wrote genesis encountered an uber advanced civilization?

    60. Re:They certainly don't know science. by florescent_beige · · Score: 1

      Science doesn't really work on proving a hypothesis, but on disproving enough alternative hypothesis that you can be fairly sure you're close to the truth.

      I suppose it depends how you squint at it, but inductive reasoning (the scientific method) doesn't so much disprove a whole bunch of stuff to arrive at truth by attrition as much as it begins with observations and formalizes what is observed though hypothesis. "Falsification" is a bit overused as it is really just part (albeit an important part) of the formalization process whereby the hypothesis is constructed to avoid contradicting the already known observations. New observations that come after a hypothesis is established don't usually completely negate a hypothesis but rather show it to be a special case of something else (as F=ma is to GR). But sometimes a hypothesis (or theory) can be thrown right out, like the crystallization theory of metal fatigue.

      The cringeworthy video of the "science" class posted above is informative if you can bear to watch it. The kids object to aspects of evolution based on their gut feelings of "what makes sense". Interesting, because if you probed a little deeper you would find their gut feelings come from their experiences in life, and what are experiences if they are not observations of things that happened? Yes that's right, they are generalizing based on specific observations. Their own behaviour could be used to teach them the scientific method. An educator who wasn't pandering could lead them through a process of discovery where they learn that everything they think they know has come from induction (Including math because, sorry to the physicists in the room, where do you think the axioms come from?) and that science is nothing more than induction formalized.

      But that would require educators willing to acknowledge that science has a domain, faith has a domain, and their formalities don't overlap even if they co-exist within the same person. I don't know if anyone else remembers the ending of "Inherit the Wind" where Spencer Tracy holds the textbook and the bible together as if to symbolize their co-existence and walks off with a confident smile. And I think to myself why are we still talking about this?

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    61. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have no idea what you are talking about. All creationism I have ever read rests only on scientific laws. Evolutionism is a religion masquarading as science. Example: Evolution teaches all living things created themselves out of nothing. The bare fact that this is not just provably false but has never been and never will be demonstrated anywhere at anytime does not seem to fase someone who has adopted evolution as a personal belief.
      Here is an idea: Create in the lab something that lives from non living material. It has never happened and never will. Once you can create something out of non-living material (impossible), then mutate it into another species (also impossible).

    62. Re:They certainly don't know science. by N0Man74 · · Score: 1

      Sometimes it's not God who did it... Sometimes it's the Devil. I've seen video clips of fundies that claim that dinosaur bones were placed in the earth by the Devil in order to mislead man regarding the truth.

    63. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you don't think that an atheist can have a 'strong moral compass'? For every example you can find of an 'evil' or 'immoral' atheist, I can find an example of an 'evil' or 'immoral' theist. Of course, for every 'moral' and 'good' atheist I can think of, you can find a 'moral' and 'good' theist. Morality has nothing to do with faith.

    64. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, the basis of science is to make claims that are testable. That does not mean provable. It means falsifiable.

      In order for something to be considered scientific, it must be scientifically testable, observable, or provable. All real things must have at least 1 of these things, and usually they have all 3. Evolution has none. Zero. If even 1 of the major tenets of evolution were real, we would have over the past 6000 years observed either the creation of new life or observed one species turn into another. Evolutionists don't even dare to make this claim because they know it did not happen.
      Evolution also gets bewildered when its adherents try to apply it to reality. Richard Dawkins is the most obvious: in his books he states total bewilderment on homosexuality. If he had ever bothered to read the Bible he would get a very quick explanation for it since it has nothing to do with evolution.

    65. Re:They certainly don't know science. by characterZer0 · · Score: 1

      Ok. Get the pro-string-theory scientists and the anti-string-theory scientists together and have them come to a mutually acceptable solution.

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    66. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      OTOH the Judeo/Christian creation myth SHOULD be taught in literature and Western Civ. classes and it never is. I see this a being a worse tragedy than teaching ID in science classes. At least this way the kids hear the darned thing and there is a chance they get exposed to a little back-and-forth discussion on science vs. culture. I say bring the King James bible into the science class and read the passages associated with ID and discuss the difference between science and myth. This could lead to thinking and....
      Oh, what am I saying? Thinking? In school? In America? I'd have better luck lowering haystacks off the boat-deck of the Lusitania.

    67. Re:They certainly don't know science. by vell0cet · · Score: 1

      I think you actually proved the original point. That evolution is falsifiable. Everything you mention is the beginnings of a refutation (representative of the falsifiability) of evolution. What we are talking about here is evidence. There is TONS of evidence to support evolution but there can be evidence against evolution.

      There can be NO evidence that can be observed that can falsify claims made by creationism short of God coming down from the sky to say "I didn't do that".

      I joke sometimes that the only proof that for the non-existence of God would be him saying that he didn't exist.

    68. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Openstandards.net · · Score: 1

      The core issue with this debate is we confuse science with history, particularly biological history. History is the real debate on how things came about. Science can really only define the current state of our physics laws, an understanding we continue to improve. It becomes murky when you use our current understanding of physics to try to understand history, which no one can prove or disprove with certainty once any "concrete" evidence is no longer available. In that realm, you run into a lot of theory where physical evidence only acts as debatable "clues". The further back in time we go, the more murky this becomes. Trying to apply the science lab rules for determining truth on the current state of physics to distant historical accounts is pointless, as current state is potentially provable, but history is not.

      Using science to try to understand history tends to be based on the assumption the laws of physics today as we understand remained constant throughout history, which we cannot prove. We can prove, however, that our understanding of the current state of physics is not constant. :)

      If you limited teaching of science without any reference to history, you'd have very little debate between creationism and Darwinism. The reason creationists feel like their children are being taught a biased view in schools is because their belief on history is being displaced by another belief that is built on a lot of assumption and theory. Both beliefs have archeological evidence and theory, and neither can be physically proved by current state science.

    69. Re:They certainly don't know science. by kj_kabaje · · Score: 1

      If you go deep enough with science, there no way to falsify certain claims made in the scientific studies as well. At a certain point, if you are doing pure research and have an open mind, you will come to a point where something is unexplainable, but that you must assume or take on faith. Science is a tool for understanding "God's green earth", just as philosophy and religion are also tools for understanding the self, human interaction, etc. Sometimes, people choose a different tool because it works better for them.

    70. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're. You're. Its. How come you people are PhDs in multiple subjects but grade school grammar eludes you?

    71. Re:They certainly don't know science. by vell0cet · · Score: 1

      "What part of believing that men came from apes in the past is required to understand how mutations, genetics, and natural selection work in the present day?"

      Well... man didn't come from apes. We share a common ancestor. And it's important to understand so people can understand things like this:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chromosome_2_(human)#Evolution

      Significantly longer explanation that requires significant knowledge in genetics to understand:
      http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC52649/?tool=pmcentrez

      This is not present day but it was in the 90's. But if evolution wasn't taught, people wouldn't understand nor be able to interpret these findings (which are actually quite remarkable).

    72. Re:They certainly don't know science. by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      How else can you get a poodle out of a Wolf?

      I think you just have to wait for it to pass through the wolf's digestive track.

    73. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1

      Absolute rational materialism* is based on the assertion that there is a rational scientific explanation for everything.

      Not necessarily. One can note that the list of things that have a "rational scientific explanation" has been growing monotonically since we've been keeping track - the total has never gone down. Nothing's ever moved from the "has a rational scientific explanation" column to the "explained only supernaturally" column.

      One can be a rational materialist and simply go with induction there.

      Then there's the philosophical problem with the 'unknowable'. How can we, in practice, distinguish between something that doesn't have a "rational scientific explanation" and something that can't have one? From a practical perspective, the only way to tell which category something falls into is to try to understand it; if you succeed, then it was knowable. The problem is, if you fail, you can't conclude that it's unknowable. It might be... but it also might be the case that you just didn't happen to figure out something knowable, and you or someone else might have better luck on a subsequent attempt. Especially when one notes the documented risks of allowing supernatural explanations.

      In practice, there ends up being no real difference between "absolute rational materialism" and just plain "rational materialism"... Either way, there's no point in accepting supernatural explanations. All you can say is, "we don't have a good account of that yet."

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    74. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      A single dinosaur bone in Precambrian sandstone would disprove evolution quite nicely, or a bird fossil found in sediments that date from before the evolution of reptiles.

      Sigh. No it wouldn't... just like the scores of oddities that exist in the fossil record that evolution has similarly chosen to explain away.

      Yes, well, welcome to more nuanced philosophy of science than Popper as misinterpreted by idiots (to Popper's credit, he did manage to distill out a sufficiently robust idea that, even when regurgitated by Slashdotters, it still makes a fair amount of sense). If we instead go with Kuhn (as a slightly more modern take on philosophy of science than Popper) we see that, indeed, a single piece of evidence to the contrary is not going to overturn a theory; it will get explained away, or folded into the present understanding by some adjustments to the theory. It's only when a critical mass of such problems builds up (it must, after all, be enough evidence to provide significant counterweight to all the positive evidence in favour of a theory) that a theory will get refuted and a significant change in thinking will occur.

      That doesn't make Popper's observation pointless -- if your theory isn't even in principle falsifiable then you clearly aren't doing science -- it just isn't a sufficient condition to be doing science. What you really need is a plausible possibility that it would be practical for a sufficient amount of counter-evidence to build up to overturn the theory. And evolution does meet this: it's just that there is so much positive evidence in favour of evolution -- so many things that match up so well -- that it is going to take enough counter-examples to show systemic problems. The few here and there (and they really are few and far between) that can be reasonably explained away ("polystrate" trees for example) just don't cut it. Find enough issues like that however, and evolution could certainly conceivably be overturned; it is going to take a lot of such evidence however.

    75. Re:They certainly don't know science. by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      You're remembering the origin of the cargo cult idea (fair 'nuff). Sagan might have been the first one to extend that idea bit further though in his The Demon haunted world. In the extended sense (I'm pretty sure but not dead certain) you can use that term in the sense of "people misunderstanding and then misusing the way a scientific tool is used (rather like "ghost hunters" who wave around their EM detectors, not knowing what it is that they are measuring). These religious movements are cargo cults in the sense that they are co-opting the language of science (but nothing else) in order to appear scientific (in much the same way as new age technobabble about crystals and "energy fields" - though all that stuff is actually less sophisticated than creationism).

      It's like the original cargo cults where the people laid down the airstrips with 'coconut lights' and so on without really getting the connection between that and the airplanes coming with goodies. Does that make sense? I will say though that your idea of the ancients encountering advanced aliens is possible (more than a few books have been written on the subject). However, I haven't really found those arguments convincing - we are capable of quite a bit of irrationality all on our own =)

    76. Re:They certainly don't know science. by sconeu · · Score: 1

      Time for Venganza to write an Open Letter to the Livingston, LA Board of Education!

      Bring on the Flying Spaghetti Monster, and my His Noodly Appendage touch you all! Ramen!

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    77. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

      It should be a philosophy class. Then it would make sense.

    78. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we should probably not allow school boards to be elected. they should be JOBS, with requirements, and standards, like not interjecting religion into secular positions. I am a pantheist, Gaia hypothesis supporter, Teilhard de chardin supporter, and i am utterly opposed to any metaphysical questions entering a science class. they are different dominions, only to be combined within the individual mind and soul of mature, educated citizens. until you can understand science, and religion, for what the both bring to our lives, you cannot be an advocate for either. oh, and take away all tax breaks for religions (except for legit 501c3 divisions within their purview).

    79. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Schadrach · · Score: 1

      Even then, no one says "man came from apes in the past" but rather that man and apes share a more recent common ancestry than man does with other organisms. The same could be said of man and the set of all non-human mammals in comparison to the set of all non-mammals.

    80. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Schadrach · · Score: 1

      The distinction between the Holmes one-liner and your statement being that in science we take the same approach, except we continue trying to find ways to make our current "truth" (in quotes because "truth" is a philosophical concept and has no real meaning within science) impossible while looking closer for other alternatives.

    81. Re:They certainly don't know science. by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      Science doesn't really work on proving a hypothesis, but on disproving enough alternative hypothesis that you can be fairly sure you're close to the truth.

      That is how a hypothesis becomes a theory, but it is not how falsification works.

      According to a great many (followers of Karl Popper), it is how falsification works:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karl_Popper
      Logically, no number of positive outcomes at the level of experimental testing can confirm a scientific theory, but a single counterexample is logically decisive: it shows the theory, from which the implication is derived, to be false. The term "falsifiable" does not mean something is false; rather, that if it is false, then this can be shown by observation or experiment. Popper's account of the logical asymmetry between verification and falsifiability lies at the heart of his philosophy of science.

      The GPP was clearer; wikipedia is more accurate. This is according to only ONE frequently quoted philosopher of science, but a popular one.

      (disclaimer: The one thing I really learned from my Philosophy of Science class is that there is no single agreed upon definition of science, and it is extremely unlikely that there will be one in the future.)

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    82. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So how about this as an experiment: we gather a suitable random-sample of people from every religion, and have them all blaspheme in turn. The religion that consistently shows divine retribution becomes the accepted "Divine theory".

      Of course, if none show consistent results, we can dismiss their ideas as fairy tales.

    83. Re:They certainly don't know science. by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      ... let them logically debate and come to a mutually acceptable solution, like scientists would about any other topic.

      Not necessarily. That's the view often taken by non-scientists about the scientific community. Those more familiar with the process have other points of view:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradigm_shift
      Sometimes the convincing force is just time itself and the human toll it takes, Kuhn said, using a quote from Max Planck: "a new scientific truth does not triumph by convincing its opponents and making them see the light, but rather because its opponents eventually die, and a new generation grows up that is familiar with it."

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    84. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it would probably just in the end boil down to "my god did it" followed by "No, MY god did it", and at that point it would be an endless circle. On the plus side, it'd get them out of people's hair for a while.

    85. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      Dogs are still a single species, but I imagine if you kept specializing them, they would eventually become separate ones.

      The main reason this hasn't happened yet I would wager is because despite the best efforts of pureblood dog breeders, their dogs still manage to find and hump other dogs of whatever breed. No dog population is so isolated that it doesn't share genetic material with others.

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    86. Re:They certainly don't know science. by sorak · · Score: 1

      Creationism should not be taught in a SCIENCE class because it is not science. There is no way to falsify any of its claims.

      Intelligent Design makes no falsifiable claims. Creationism makes claims that have already been falsified, and the next step, if the CREOs are still doing this, is "strengths and weaknesses" angle, in which they make no claims at all, but instead try to convince people that evolution never happened and then let the god of the gaps take over from there.

      Of course, it's the same people, just taking a new strategy each time.

    87. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Skidborg · · Score: 1

      No, they didn't come from modern apes according to historical evolution. However, anyone who discovered such a proto-ape living now would in all likelihood throw it in the ape category with the others since it would fit all the required criteria for a tailless primate.

      Why are you being overly technical?

      As for your chromosome point, why is the origin of the chromosome significant so long as we know what it does in the present and will do in the future? Why is it worth fighting over? Why do people spend millions of dollars fighting, indoctrinating, teaching, and campaigning for one side or the other?

      You have this idea that the past is somehow important. It's not. True experimental science is only concerned with the possibilities of the present and future.

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    88. Re:They certainly don't know science. by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but you still don't get it.

      Whether something is scientific or not doesn't depend on evidence for it, but on evidence or potential evidence against it. Whether something is considered true or not does depend on evidence both ways, and that's not the same thing.

      There are observations that would cause us to believe the theory of evolution was wrong. We haven't made those observations, and a very likely reason for that is that the theory is essentially true. If we saw new species appearing as if by magic, or found solid evidence that the fossil record was seriously wrong, or something like that, we'd start doubting evolution. This means the theory can be tested, and therefore can be a scientific theory.

      If there are observations that would lead you to doubt Creationism, please post. My general experience with the type is that there is none; it's part of their religious beliefs, and in those cases is not subject to question. (Religious beliefs are often subject to question, and quite a few religious institutions encourage it, BTW.) This means the belief cannot be tested, and therefore is not a scientific theory.

      It is not necessary to have direct physical observation of something to have a theory about it. For example, there are scientific theories about the beginning of the Universe. One theory will predict something that we can observe, and we look for it. The Big Bang theory, for example, got a big boost when we discovered the predicted cosmic background radiation. Similarly, evolution through random divergence through genetics and natural selection makes many predictions, which we generally test and find as predicted.

      If you can come up with an alternative theory that doesn't involve evolution, but does make testable predictions, go for it. So far, none of those have succeeded.

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    89. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Skidborg · · Score: 1

      If these children are so bright as you like to think, why can't they decide for themselves between evolution and creationism? You claim the answer is obvious enough.

      Also, you seem to have great faith in the unfailing accuracy of your scientists' speculations about the past. What if they're wrong? We all know that archaeologists make mistakes about things that happened mere thousands of years ago.

      If the past is interpreted according to a single theory without competition, errors will go undetected as anything that does not fit the assumption is ignored or completely unnoticed. Be glad you have creationists to pick off some of your unscientific flaws, frauds, and weak points.

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    90. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Totenglocke · · Score: 1

      Agreed. However, having taken multiple microbiology classes in college and not being religious, I still find macroevolution to be a joke. I say teach both evolution and creationism in the same class where you learn Greek / Roman mythology - it's all different unprovable explanations about how the world was created.

      I know I'll get flamed for saying that because people don't like to have their religion questioned. And yes, sadly, evolution wen't from being a scientific theory to a religion at least 10 years ago.

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    91. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Skidborg · · Score: 1

      Can they account for the development of the eyeball though? We've never seen them do so. Saying otherwise violates the scientific method, which is based on observation, not speculation.

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    92. Re:They certainly don't know science. by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      I agreed with the bit that I quoted, but the part I disagreed with was more in the immediately preceding statement:

      No, he means falisfy, as in you can't disprove the opposite.

      Failing to disprove an opposing theory does not necessarily falsify your theory. It does probably show that your theory is at least incomplete, but the two theories may in fact be mutually correct; there may be other considerations that cause one theory to apply in one instance and the other in another; etc.

      For instance, gravity. Scientists had their theory of gravity in which things fell down, toward the earth. However some observable things do not fall down: stars, planets, the sun and moon. Every time a scientist dropped an apple, it fell to the ground... and millions of stars are still hanging up there with no explanation. At the time, they speculated that there were two sorts of matter: stuff that falls and stuff that doesn’t. Of course this was incorrect, as we know now; only after a more universal theory of gravitation was developed could both of these observed phenomena be explained without contradiction. Was the original theory of gravity, “stuff goes down”, false? No, only when it was applied inaccurately. Stuff does go down, under the circumstances to which that theory applies, and under other circumstances you need a broader or alternate theory.

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    93. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Skidborg · · Score: 1

      But any species divergence we will see in modern science will happen in a time frame testable by modern science. Trying to apply the hypothesis beyond the testable time frame is useless, since there is no application for the resulting conclusions. (Besides giving people something to argue about on Slashdot of course.)

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    94. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Skidborg · · Score: 1

      This ancestor would probably qualify as an ape under any definition of ape wielded by modern science. What is to be gained by saying that this tailless primate that gave rise to both man and modern ape was not, in fact, an ape itself? What qualities did it lack that would remove it from true apedom?

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    95. Re:They certainly don't know science. by sorak · · Score: 1

      I would agree. I think not keeping creationism out of schools is a compromise that we shouldn't be making. If you were a math teacher and children were being taught that two plus two sometimes equals five, then you would have a responsibility to correct them. If a science teacher knows they're being told that the Bible is a scientific journal full of theories that modern "scientists" are too closed-minded to consider, then he would have a responsibility to correct them on that as well.

    96. Re:They certainly don't know science. by vell0cet · · Score: 1

      Do you know why we discovered this? Because we knew where to look.

      Evolution told us where to look. Since we now understand these differences between the Chimpanzee and human genomes, we understand differences that could arise from medical procedures, gene therapies, etc between the two.

      These breakthroughs are why knowing our biological histories is important.

      I am being overly technical because it is an overly technical subject.

      I don't think I said that man came from modern apes. I said we share a common ancestor. The usual estimate is that ape's and man's divergence occur about 2.3-2.4 million years ago.

    97. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      That's when I fire back with. Oh! I see, God is deceptive. How does it feel to believe in a deceiving being?

      "But he's just testing my faith! You know, like the story of the Binding of Isaac."

      Of course, a typical Christian probably has no idea what the story of the Binding of Isaac actually is, but the point remains...

    98. Re:They certainly don't know science. by minogully · · Score: 1

      Why can't we all just get along?... Here, I've got the solution:

      Why couldn't God have just used 'evolution' as his mechanism to 'create' all life? What if he simply just started the ball rolling then the rest of it was just one big science experiment to see which branch of organisms would advance the quickest? Then when one was smart enough, he started talking to it.

      There. Science and Creation can co-exist.

    99. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Skidborg · · Score: 1

      Thinking that the genomes of two similar creatures might also be similar is not rocket science. After comparing your first three creatures with no historical background whatsoever you could easily come to that conclusion. Even a creationist could come up with that conclusion given a government grant and a few million dollars worth of equipment. And you're still missing the ape point completely. 2.3 millions years ago, the creature that we theoretically diverged from was still an ape by every definition of the word. Just because it doesn't exist now and might be slightly different from the apes we have now does not make it any less an ape.

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    100. Re:They certainly don't know science. by vell0cet · · Score: 1

      Nope. The ape that exists now is NOT the ape-like creature that existed then. Today's apes are descended from that ancestor and may have diverged just as much (could even be more) as we have.

      "Just because it doesn't exist now and might be slightly different from the apes we have now does not make it any less an ape."

      Doesn't make us any less of an ape either...

      "Thinking that the genomes of two similar creatures might also be similar is not rocket science"

      But proving it is biological science... using that information to gain a more complete understanding of our own migratory patterns, development and more is what makes it useful.

    101. Re:They certainly don't know science. by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      If these children are so bright as you like to think, why can't they decide for themselves between evolution and creationism?

      Sure they can. Still doesn't explain why just any random gobbledygook needs to be inserted in to a science class. Where do we stop then? There are hundreds, if not thousands of creation myths all over the world. The Christian creation myth has no more scientific weight than any of those. Discuss it by all means in a class on comparative religion or even bible studies if it's that sort of school. What the heck does it have to do with science?

      You claim the answer is obvious enough.

      Sure you're in the right thread? I never said that. Creationism has been debunked after all due consideration by many people and we've eventually become bored of the old cliche that keeps coming back every few years like a bad penny. If you really want a competing theory, digging up the proverbial horse and hitting it is not the way forward.

      Also, you seem to have great faith in the unfailing accuracy of your scientists' speculations about the past.

      Not at all. I do have some faith in the lack of credibility displayed by creationists down the ages when talking about creationism itself. The main difference however is rather dramatic - scientists' speculations on the past tend to get more accurate in that their models fit observations better and better while requiring lesser and lesser complexity in their axiom set.

      What if they're wrong?

      They tend to admit it (hint: religions don't or have to dragged kicking and screaming towards the truth) and other scientists tend to correct the errors over time. In fact, there's a strong incentive in science to try to prove accepted theories wrong - no better way of becoming famous.

      We all know that archaeologists make mistakes about things that happened mere thousands of years ago.

      So? Mistakes happen. Science is an evolving framework. We don't cling desperately to original dogma - we improve upon them and refine them. Making a mistake is natural, refusing to correct it and insisting that the mistaken idea is correct is criminal ignorance and will never be tolerated in science - someone always calls bullshit.

      If the past is interpreted according to a single theory without competition, errors will go undetected as anything that does not fit the assumption is ignored or completely unnoticed.

      Nonsense. That doesn't necessarily follow. Regardless, I'd welcome competing theories. Your mistake is in thinking that creationism is a competing theory.

      Be glad you have creationists to pick off some of your unscientific flaws, frauds, and weak points.

      'Fraud' is an ironic label considering we're discussing creationism. But, believe it or not, I actually am glad that there exists a cadre of skeptical (though only skeptical towards evolution) folks trying to find weak points in evolution. Creationists have no real theory of their own (old hackneyed rubbish does not a revolution make), but they are a good source of ideas for future graduate students in evolutionary biology or archaeology to address. Unlike them however, scientists realize that current theories are neither perfect nor complete. This is why they work in these fields. A complete field would be sterile, uninteresting. I find it amusing that creationists get oh so excited when they find an anomaly somewhere and start shouting "conspiracy" when it is not immediately explained. Overall, I believe that evolutionary theory gains much more in its confrontation with creationism than the other way around and it can only end up making the former much more robust. So, thanks for that =)

    102. Re:They certainly don't know science. by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      Excellent post, well argued!

    103. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Chuck+Lane · · Score: 1

      ...such as how Netwon's laws are incorrect near the speed of light.

      Small but important nitpick: Newton's laws are actually incorrect at all speeds. The differences between the newtonian model and the relativistic model, however, are negligible for all but the most precise experiments for low speeds.

      Thus, the lack of perfection of Newton's laws serves as an example of your first point as much as your second.

      (The main point of your post, though, is very good!)

    104. Re:They certainly don't know science. by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

      I agreed with the bit that I quoted, but the part I disagreed with was more in the immediately preceding statement:

      No, he means falisfy, as in you can't disprove the opposite.

      Then why didn't you quote that part? If you want people to understand what you're saying, it seems to me that you ought to quote the relevant bits, and omit the irrelevant ones. Whatever.

      Failing to disprove an opposing theory does not necessarily falsify your theory. It does probably show that your theory is at least incomplete, ...

      You misunderstand him. Nowhere did he suggest that. He did suggest that you must have falsifiable theories to test to call it science (which is one well-regarded school of thought).

      The closest you could come to his words would be: "[If you can't] disprov[e] enough alternative hypothesis [then] you can['t] be fairly sure you're close to the truth." Note the vast difference between (paraphrasing) "can't be sure you're close" and "can be sure you're not close".

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    105. Re:They certainly don't know science. by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      Honestly, if dozens of bones were found, scientists really wouldn't consider it a problem. They'd consider it a really freaking exciting development and start working on the models to explain it. The glory of science: "Oh shit, we can't explain this one guys!" Start coming up with and *testing* new explanations. One bone? That's possible to explain any number of ways... Maybe Dino was burying it in Fred Flintstone's backyard. Part of the process is making sure your tests are valid.

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    106. Re:They certainly don't know science. by ignavus · · Score: 1

      Actually, a lot of creationists' claims are falsifiable. They make arguments about geology, fossils, isotope dating etc. can that can be readily compared to reality. Trouble is they've all been thoroughly disproven, leading to a purely theological fallback position ("it's just made to look that way by God!") which is unfalsifiable.

      Actually, you can use that. Just say: God created the world so that it looks as though it evolved. And in science, we study the way the world looks.

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    107. Re:They certainly don't know science. by yurtinus · · Score: 1

      Ah - this is a point I see harped on all the time by some folks I know - attack evolution because nobody has seen any inorganic chemicals begin self-replicating. That's the thing about science - currently we have no solid model to show how the process starts, so feel to "insert God here." If and when we figure *that* part out the reasonable (and I'll go so far as to say "free thinking") religious man will say "Hey neat, we've figured out more of your Plan, Mister God!" However, the problem is the small vocal minority of religious folks that feel their God is being attacked and get defensive, attacking the new theories in unproductive ways. Yes - attack the theories, but do it by observations and not faith.

      The theory of evolution doesn't address "the beginning." It only really states that once organisms got started, they are subject to selective breeding which will cause their forms to evolve. It's been observed in action and so far we haven't come up with a better model or disproved the process.

      My point here is that science in general doesn't claim to know everything right now, but given enough time, effort, and observations - it might.

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    108. Re:They certainly don't know science. by SETIGuy · · Score: 1

      Sigh. No it wouldn’t... just like the scores of oddities that exist in the fossil record that evolution has similarly chosen to explain away. Upside-down strata, trees standing vertically for millions of years waiting for the fossils to be deposited around them...

      Oh, you mean the oddities that the creationists have deemed to be "odd." I'm sitting on a mountain of folded strata right now. They are nearly vertical under this building. There's a sharp rift to the east where sharply folded strata have fallen. Near the bottom you get the strata in reverse order. Near the top you get them in the normal order. No identifiable fossils in these, though. They've been through a bit too much. But there's nothing "odd" about inverted strata.

      "Trees standing for millions of years?" I assume you're talking about one or more petrified forests. The trees didn't stand for millions of years. Ususally, the petrified trees would have been in a swamp or near water. The lower portions of the tree were buried in sediment. Silicates in the water would leach into the tree replacing the wood. Later, the softer stone due to the sediment would wear away due to erosion leaving only the harder silicates in the trees. The process was similar at the petrified forest west of the Napa valley, but in that case the trees were knocked down by a volcanic eruption and covered with ash. Much of the ash has eroded away leaving extremely hard redwood trunks. But it's some much easier to say that God put them there that way.

      Maybe I should have said a single verified dinosaur bone. One brought to Fox News by an avowed creationist might not be taken seriously.

    109. Re:They certainly don't know science. by bunratty · · Score: 1

      The testable time frame is the entire span of life on Earth. We have the entire fossil record to examine, as well as being able to test the genetic differences from species that diverged hundreds of millions of years ago. Evolution explains all the available evidence. Just think of it -- a theory that was developed before we understood genetics successfully predicts the amount of genetic differences between species! It's a remarkably accurate theory.

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    110. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      This is where creationism and similar cargo cults fail [...]

      Wow, I really like that comparison (after having watched the first Zeitgeist movie). "This coke bottle fell from the sky, it's our God!" Versus "We worship the Sun God, whose rays fell from the sky." The parallels between Christianity and the hundreds of other contemporarily-created religions are far too similar to be mere coincidences -- in other words, the dominant religion on this planet borrowed from others that came before it, and is very much a "cargo cult". Thanks.

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    111. Re:They certainly don't know science. by williamhb · · Score: 1

      Not necessarily. One can note that the list of things that have a "rational scientific explanation" has been growing monotonically since we've been keeping track - the total has never gone down. Nothing's ever moved from the "has a rational scientific explanation" column to the "explained only supernaturally" column.

      That's a furphy. By that note, someone could notice that "the number of girls I have slept with" also monotonically increases, and therefore claim that someday he's going to have slept with every girl in the world. And if a girl is saying no today, well she could always say yes tomorrow... In any case, there are theoretical bounds to the limits of what can be discovered experimentally and what science can fruitfully discuss.

      Then there's the philosophical problem with the 'unknowable'. How can we, in practice, distinguish between something that doesn't have a "rational scientific explanation" and something that can't have one?

      Actually that can be very clearly categorised. There are theoretically discoverable limits on knowledge, and with just a very little bit of thought (about what is and isn't acceptable scientific evidence) you can find any number of philosophical questions science cannot satisfactorily answer. Does the colour red look the same to you as it does to me? is one of the more famous examples of the mind-brain problem -- scientifically we can get as far as the electrochemistry in the brain but not to the (first-hand) experience. Absolute rational materialists usually try to duck the issue by insisting vehemently that the experience doesn't exist. Similarly, the difference between mathematical and actual existence ("why does this universe actually exist in a sense that any other set of equations I scribble on paper does not").

      In practice, there ends up being no real difference between "absolute rational materialism" and just plain "rational materialism"... Either way, there's no point in accepting supernatural explanations. All you can say is, "we don't have a good account of that yet."

      Not quite true. The scientific papers produced in either case don't change (and certainly I've never had a journal reviewer come back and say "the paper's fine, but I just wanted to check you've not got any religious beliefs") . But there is a very big in practice difference in how you interact in society. Absolute rational materialists spend their days angsting over all those religious people and fretting that someone might say "God" in class; more practical scientists just care that some good science gets taught (not that other subjects don't get taught).

    112. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      So, thanks for that =)

      Perhaps I've been watching too much Tosh.0 lately, but I read your ending as "The creationists have continued filming their exploits instead of logically taking stock of their ridiculous position -- and for that, we thank them!"

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    113. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1

      Actually that can be very clearly categorised. There are theoretically discoverable limits on knowledge, and with just a very little bit of thought (about what is and isn't acceptable scientific evidence) you can find any number of philosophical questions science cannot satisfactorily answer. Does the colour red look the same to you as it does to me? is one of the more famous examples of the mind-brain problem -- scientifically we can get as far as the electrochemistry in the brain but not to the (first-hand) experience. Absolute rational materialists usually try to duck the issue by insisting vehemently that the experience doesn't exist. Similarly, the difference between mathematical and actual existence ("why does this universe actually exist in a sense that any other set of equations I scribble on paper does not").

      You did not read the links, in particular this one: http://ingles.homeunix.net/rants/atheism/haldane.html. People have been giving up and asserting "this or that will never have a scientific explanation" for a long time... and someone else comes along and figures it out. We have a history of several thousand years showing that people are very frequently - quite possibly always - wrong when they claim "this can't be explained scientifically". Just saying "I don't see how that could be explained" is not a good case.

      Consciousness is a current bugaboo, sure. We don't know how consciousness arises from the brain... yet. But I don't have to assert the experience doesn't exist to be very confident that it's intimately related to the brain. Here's another link for you where that case it laid out in detail: http://ingles.homeunix.net/rants/atheism/braincase.html. (Or just go read some Oliver Sacks, the neurologist who writes like a poet.)

      Existence is another thing that we don't have answers for... yet. So? Before Benjamin Franklin, was it reasonable to say that God (or Thor, or the Thunderbirds, or Zeus, or Seth, or what have you) caused lightning? No, the proper response to "What causes lighting?" was "Darn if I, or anyone else, knows... yet."

      Roger Zelazny put it poetically, in his novel "Lord Of Light": "The four points of the compass be logic, knowledge, wisdom and the unknown. Some do bow in that final direction. Others advance upon it. To bow before the one is to lose sight of the three. I may submit to the unknown, but never to the unknowable."

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    114. Re:They certainly don't know science. by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      Ha! That works. I've watched his stand-up but not Tosh.0. This is a mistake that must be rectified ... and soon.

    115. Re:They certainly don't know science. by williamhb · · Score: 1

      You did not read the links, in particular this one: http://ingles.homeunix.net/rants/atheism/haldane.html. People have been giving up and asserting "this or that will never have a scientific explanation" for a long time... and someone else comes along and figures it out. We have a history of several thousand years showing that people are very frequently - quite possibly always - wrong when they claim "this can't be explained scientifically". Just saying "I don't see how that could be explained" is not a good case.t.

      You're arguing a straw man, because that's not the case anybody has been making. The case is that "we might find an explanation tomorrow" is unfalsifiable because there is always another tomorrow. Induction is used to generate hypotheses, not to test them. I don't think you even realise what falsifiability means. You have to ask yourself "what hypothetical experimental result could convince me this theory is incorrect"; if the answer is "none", then it is unfalsifiable and unscientific. Hence why absolute materialism is also an unscientific philosophy. The search does not stop until a satisfactory explanation is found, so no falsifying (ie, unsuccessful) experiment can ever conclude. (And -- see below -- if something is found that cannot be addressed with an experimental material explanation, it gets categorised out of the evidence.)

      Existence is another thing that we don't have answers for... yet. So?

      So, the way we have constructed the rules (yes we -- science is an entirely artificial process) actually means we can't experimentally answer those questions. It's our own categorisation rules not a technological limitation that prevents us from designing an appropriate experiment. Particularly, the rule requiring third-party repeatable material experiments prevent us from answering questions that involve the non-material (the quality of this universe's actual existence versus other mathematical universes only mathematical existence) or by definition cannot be observed in a third-party manner (first-hand-observer experience). Hence why there is a difference between physics and meta-physics. The fudge that absolute materialists try is to "redefine" existence as only that which science can address -- "metaphysics is unscientific, therefore we'll use some rhetoric to label it 'unscientific' to believe that metaphysics exists" . It's not a solution, it's just wishing away the problem.

      Roger Zelazny put it poetically, in his novel "Lord Of Light": "The four points of the compass be logic, knowledge, wisdom and the unknown. Some do bow in that final direction. Others advance upon it. To bow before the one is to lose sight of the three. I may submit to the unknown, but never to the unknowable."

      Scientists don't take much notice of novels or poets. We do take note of mathematicians, and you might like to look up Godel's incompleteness theorem and Turing's halting problem. There are things that are mathematically true that we can never prove, so the idea of things that theoretically can't be proven is not foreign to us. And there are searches for rational explanations that we can never know whether they'll ever reach a conclusion.

    116. Re:They certainly don't know science. by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      Then again, we don't know for sure that the relativistic model is correct at all speeds. There sure are some cosmological observations that require weird stuff like dark matter and dark energy to exist, if we assume the relativistic model is correct.

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    117. Re:They certainly don't know science. by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      This test you're talking about, and falsification, are the same thing.

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    118. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1

      The case is that "we might find an explanation tomorrow" is unfalsifiable because there is always another tomorrow... And there are searches for rational explanations that we can never know whether they'll ever reach a conclusion.

      You have, unfortunately, completely missed the point I'm trying to make.

      We have a choice - a forced choice. We can assume that things can in fact be understood and explained, or that they can't. Neither can be 'proven' or argued from first principles. But if you assume something's inexplicable, you will stop trying to explain it. In my first response, I linked to Neil deGrasse Tyson's long list of scientists - even great scientists - who gave up too soon and resorted to supernatural "explanations". I linked to my own favorite example - J.S. Haldane - who clearly and rigorously understood a problem and explicitly gave up and resorted to a "spiritual" "explanation".

      Seriously, we come across something we don't understand. How do we tell if it's just something we don't understand, or that we can't understand? If we don't try to understand it, we know we'll never grasp it. If we do try, we might figure it out. From a practical perspective, the difference between "unknown" and "unknowable" is moot. Either way, the only reasonable thing to do is assume it's understandable and get to work trying to figure it out. Anything else is automatically self-defeating.

      Sure, "there are searches for rational explanations that we can never know whether they'll ever reach a conclusion". So what? We can either keep trying, or give up. The latter offers certainty, I guess... but it's awfully bleak certainty, no?

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    119. Re:They certainly don't know science. by bunratty · · Score: 1

      My point exactly! We cannot prove the theory of relativity. We can only make observations and see if they agree with the theory. We can never test all possible speeds, so we will never know for sure that Newton's laws are incorrect for all speeds.

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    120. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1
      On your separate point:

      Particularly, the rule requiring third-party repeatable material experiments prevent us from answering questions that involve the non-material (the quality of this universe's actual existence versus other mathematical universes only mathematical existence) or by definition cannot be observed in a third-party manner (first-hand-observer experience).

      Of course, you're assuming that the answers to those questions must be non-material. As ever, I simply refer you to Haldane, who was just as convinced as you. Let's take first-person experience. If it supervenes on the brain (like, contra Haldane, inheritance supervenes on molecules), and we figure out how this happens (to use Haldane's terminology, we come up with a 'mechanistic theory of consciousness'), then we very likely will be able to determine if "my red" is the same color as "your red". You are free to doubt such a theory is possible. Personally, I'm willing to bet you'll be another notch on Tyson's list.

      Hence why there is a difference between physics and meta-physics. The fudge that absolute materialists try is to "redefine" existence as only that which science can address -- "metaphysics is unscientific, therefore we'll use some rhetoric to label it 'unscientific' to believe that metaphysics exists" . It's not a solution, it's just wishing away the problem.

      Sometimes a problem doesn't actually exist. I strongly suspect that a lot of these questions a problematic because we're looking at them wrong. People used to wonder if the Earth went on forever, or had an edge. It had to be one or the other, right? Then the hidden assumption that the Earth was flat was recognized, and the answer became obvious - "none of the above". I suspect the question of "has the universe existed forever or does it have a beginning (edge)?" is one of those questions. Similarly for "actual existence" versus "mathematical existence" - it's not clear to me that they are both actual types of "existence" per se. In what sense can it be said that the "Mandelbrot Set" exists?

      Once we have that clarified, we might discover we've been just as wrong as the old 'endless Earth/edge' people were.

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    121. Re:They certainly don't know science. by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Then why didn't you quote that part?

      I probably should have. Moving on.

      You misunderstand him. Nowhere did he suggest that.

      Yes he did. He said specifically that:

      “No, he means falisfy, as in you can't disprove the opposite.”

      I.e. that to falsify something means you can’t disprove the opposing theories. This is incorrect. Falsifying something means disproving it. Falsifying something does not mean attempting to disprove all alternate theories and failing.

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    122. Re:They certainly don't know science. by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Oh, you mean the oddities that the creationists have deemed to be "odd." I'm sitting on a mountain of folded strata right now. They are nearly vertical under this building. There's a sharp rift to the east where sharply folded strata have fallen. Near the bottom you get the strata in reverse order. Near the top you get them in the normal order. No identifiable fossils in these, though. They've been through a bit too much. But there's nothing "odd" about inverted strata.

      Then upside-down strata with no evidence of geological disruption is still “odd” even by your explanation.

      The lower portions of the tree were buried in sediment. Silicates in the water would leach into the tree replacing the wood. ... But it's some much easier to say that God put them there that way.

      Meanwhile, the top of the tree rots. No, it’s much easier to say that they were buried cataclysmically rather than over millions of years – such as has in fact been observed in action at Mt. St. Helens.

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    123. Re:They certainly don't know science. by bunratty · · Score: 1

      This is the nitpicking that ID proponents are famous for. They think that by pointing out a shortcoming of evolution, for example, something that evolution has yet to explain, that they can say that the theory of evolution itself is flawed. In any science, there are always phenomena that remain unexplained. In physics, we cannot reconcile relativity and quantum mechanics. I don't see anyone pointing out that shortcoming as a reason for teaching alternatives to relativity or quantum mechanics to students.

      If they want to show that evolution is flawed, they would need to make an observation that is inconsistent with the theory. For example, if in one generation several new genes never before seen suddenly appeared in a species, that would be evidence that some intelligent agent designed the genes and inserted them into DNA, and that they did not arise from mutations. But when we measure genetic changes, they always appear to be random mutations, and the rate of genetic change over millions of years matches up closely with the rate expected by those random mutations, exactly as expected from the theory of evolution.

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    124. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Jeff+Carr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The earth is flat though! It's not the earth, but space that's curved due to the influence of gravity, causing the edges of the earth to meet. I don't get why otherwise reasonable people don't understand this.

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    125. Re:They certainly don't know science. by SETIGuy · · Score: 1

      Then upside-down strata with no evidence of geological disruption is still “odd” even by your explanation.

      Depends upon how close you need your evidence to be. Besides, geologic processes do result in upside down strata. There's no indication that a flood could.

      The lower portions of the tree were buried in sediment. Silicates in the water would leach into the tree replacing the wood. ... But it's some much easier to say that God put them there that way.

      Meanwhile, the top of the tree rots. No, it’s much easier to say that they were buried cataclysmically rather than over millions of years – such as has in fact been observed in action at Mt. St. Helens.

      Exactly, the top of the tree rots. You need it to rot quickly so that further sediment can cover the top of the portion that will fossilize. That's why we don't find complete trees in a upright position. We usually only find the root system and a few feet of trunk. Of course they were buried rapidly as in less than a few decades. Sedimentation in river deltas and flood plains isn't very uniform and a few extreme events can deposit sediments rapidly. An earthquake dropping the elevation of the land below the water level would do pretty well for trees right near the fault.

      In the case of the trees buried by volcanoes, they tend not to be upright. If the ash is going to be 10 feet thick, chances are that trees will have been knocked over. The Napa valley trees are all laying on their sides. I believe there is one lower trunk with roots. They were knocked over when Mount St. Helena erupted. The current peaks of mount St. Helena are the rim of the crater. The trees are about 3 million years old (not 5000). In 5000 years any trees buried by Mount St. Helens will still be mostly wood. With no oxygen under that ash, it won't be decomposing much. They would have to be in just the right place to get enough water for fossilization to occur. They could have a small amount of silicates in the cells.

    126. Re:They certainly don't know science. by SETIGuy · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that I've taught him too much about lock picking.

    127. Re:They certainly don't know science. by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Besides, geologic processes do result in upside down strata. There's no indication that a flood could.

      Depending on the order – and speed – in which the sediments were deposited there’s no reason to expect that they couldn’t be laid out-of-order from what you observe elsewhere.

      That's why we don't find complete trees in a upright position. We usually only find the root system and a few feet of trunk. Of course they were buried rapidly as in less than a few decades.

      Citation? This certainly doesn’t look like “roots and a few feet of trunk”. Besides which, the strata through which they often extend is thought to have required millions of years for deposition, not mere decades, and other fossils within those rock layers are dated accordingly.

      In the case of the trees buried by volcanoes, they tend not to be upright.

      They are if they’re floating in that position, as the case in both Spirit Lake (Mt. St. Helens) and Yellowstone Park IIRC.

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    128. Re:They certainly don't know science. by williamhb · · Score: 1

      You have, unfortunately, completely missed the point I'm trying to make.

      If you look back over the history of the conversation you will see that no, you were trying to rebut my point but completely missed it.

      We have a choice - a forced choice. We can assume that things can in fact be understood and explained, or that they can't.

      No we're not forced in that choice. Most scientists (I can point you to the UCLA and Boulder studies if necessary) assume there are some things that can be explained mechanistically and some things that can't.

      Sure, "there are searches for rational explanations that we can never know whether they'll ever reach a conclusion". So what? We can either keep trying, or give up. The latter offers certainty, I guess... but it's awfully bleak certainty, no?

      Are you trying the Chewbacca defense or something? Because none of that changes whether "we might find an answer tomorrow" is falsifiable or not, which was the topic you so strenuously objected to to start this whole long thread off.

    129. Re:They certainly don't know science. by williamhb · · Score: 1

      Of course, you're assuming that the answers to those questions must be non-material.

      Technically I'm saying that if you choose to use a material-only methodology, you presuppose the assumption that the answers to those questions must be material/mechanistic. And if you decide you will brook no alternatives if your experiment fails, but just keep claiming "maybe we'll find a mechanistic explanation tomorrow", then that becomes an unfalsifiable claim. "We will eventually find an explanation" is not a scientific theory but a philosophical position. "Does explanation X work" is a scientific theory. (I can't believe I've had to repeat myself so many times ... maybe it's just an unfalsifiable claim that you'll get it eventually...)

      As it happens there are some good reasons to suspect first hand experience might not be material, I'll not risk confusing you further...

      Sometimes a problem doesn't actually exist. I strongly suspect that a lot of these questions a problematic because we're looking at them wrong.

      And that's entirely up to you, but it's a philosophical position not a scientific theory.

      Similarly for "actual existence" versus "mathematical existence" - it's not clear to me that they are both actual types of "existence" per se. In what sense can it be said that the "Mandelbrot Set" exists?

      Very easily. If Slashdot supported mathematical notation I could even write the set theory notation for it for you.

      Your discomfort at the idea, though, does illustrate that even you do think this universe has a special quality that is different from other mathematical universes -- such that this universe can be "real" and others "fictional".

    130. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1

      Most scientists (I can point you to the UCLA and Boulder studies if necessary) assume there are some things that can be explained mechanistically and some things that can't.

      Note the word "assume". I'm perfectly willing to concede that there might be things we can't understand. (And, in practice, 'understand' ends up meaning 'explain mechanistically'. The 'supernatural' always ends up meaning 'unknowable' in practice.) But... so what?

      I asked you this before, and you didn't answer: "Seriously, we come across something we don't understand. How do we tell if it's just something we don't understand, or that we can't understand?"

      I already gave my answer. We can either choose to try to understand it, or not. If we choose not to try, we won't ever figure it out. If we choose to try to understand it, we might figure it out. Even if we don't figure it out, we can't conclude that it's forever incomprehensible - someone else might figure it out later on. (Again, Tyson's essay has a long list of examples of precisely that.)

      From a practical perspective, the concept of the 'unknowable' is of zero utility. There is no way whatsoever to tell the difference between something we don't understand and something we can't understand. Either way, the only realistic thing to do is keep trying to understand things. All we can ever realistically divide things into is "stuff we understand" and "stuff we don't understand yet".

      Because none of that changes whether "we might find an answer tomorrow" is falsifiable or not, which was the topic you so strenuously objected to to start this whole long thread off.

      But I didn't object to your point on grounds of falsifiabilty. Go ahead, check. I'll wait. There, see? Did you find the quote, "Neither can be 'proven' or argued from first principles"? How about the phrase, "From a practical perspective"?

      I objected purely on the utilitarian, practical grounds above. Both positions - that at least some things are unknowable, or that nothing's unknowable - are unfalsifiable in practice. But the former is automatically self-defeating. It's a lot like solipsism - utterly proof against disproof, and utterly worthless as a philosophical position.

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    131. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1

      "We will eventually find an explanation" is not a scientific theory but a philosophical position.

      But... I didn't claim otherwise. What I have pointed out - repeatedly - is that the alternative philosophical positions are automatically self-defeating.

      As it happens there are some good reasons to suspect first hand experience might not be material, I'll not risk confusing you further...

      And good reasons to suppose otherwise. Again, I can't recommend Oliver Sacks enough. "The Man Who Mistook His Wife For A Hat" is a gentle introduction, but he's got plenty of other goodies. "An Anthropologist On Mars" is a longer read but rewarding.

      Your discomfort at the idea, though, does illustrate that even you do think this universe has a special quality that is different from other mathematical universes -- such that this universe can be "real" and others "fictional".

      "Dubiousness" is different from "discomfort". But the idea that the difference between "real" and "fictional" is something fundamentally ineffable or outside of possible understanding or... well, whatever it is you're talking around, is just weird. From my perspective that distinction is just another thing we don't have a good handle on... yet.

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    132. Re:They certainly don't know science. by jrade · · Score: 1

      Then neither should macro-evolution. Many of it's claims have been falsified, yet it's still taught.

      WRONG! Read the comments above again.

      jridley stated, "Science progresses when previous theories are shown to be incorrect or incomplete, and are revised or replaced."

      If a claim has been falsified (you need to cite one), then it has been revised, changed, modified, etc. That is the idea here. If science is wrong, it will admit it and continue to explore what is correct.

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    133. Re:They certainly don't know science. by NoOneInParticular · · Score: 1

      Ah, another microevolutionist. Here's the challenge for you: explain how you can have hundreds of thousands of undirected changes in successive versions of an organism (microevolutionary steps) without leading to a radically different organism (a new species if you will). Mathematically, this will happen with unbounded changes (however small), but it seems that you believe that there is some mechanism that keeps species within well-defined bounds during millenia of microevolution. So, please, define these bounds, and also propose a mechanism that keeps species within such bounds. Given that species turns out to be hopelessly ill-defined, I wish you good luck with the first part, I doubt you'll ever get to the second part.

    134. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I objected purely on the utilitarian, practical grounds above. Both positions - that at least some things are unknowable, or that nothing's unknowable - are unfalsifiable in practice. But the former is automatically self-defeating. It's a lot like solipsism - utterly proof against disproof, and utterly worthless as a philosophical position.

      So in other words, you have faith that eventually science will find a rational explanation for everything, but you will never be able to prove this belief.;)

      Oh and why is the position that it is possible that some things are scientifically unknowable automatically self-defeating? It is simply acknowledging that there may be limitations on what science can do. What you fail to comprehend is that all of science is based on a single limitation; science cannot prove with absolute certainty something is true, it can only provide absolute certainty that something is false.

    135. Re:They certainly don't know science. by Dr.+Manhattan · · Score: 1

      Oh and why is the position that it is possible that some things are scientifically unknowable automatically self-defeating?

      As I, y'know, said, how do you tell which things are unknowable? Answer me that...

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  6. It has all already been said by quietwalker · · Score: 1

    So the only thing I have to add is a Nelson-like "Haw-Haw!"

  7. Let them?! by mc1138 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I still can't get over that he said "We let them teach evolution to our children..." as though this is some sort of compromise with liberals or something...

    1. Re:Let them?! by boneclinkz · · Score: 3, Funny

      I still can't get over that he said "We let them teach evolution to our children..." as though this is some sort of compromise with liberals or something...

      But all of us here believe in creationism. And since we are all preeminent scientists in our respective fields, I think our point of view has some merit.

    2. Re:Let them?! by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't be surprised. He suffered some serious head trauma disproving the liberal so-called "universal gravitation" before a quick-thinking doctor introduced him to the theory of intelligent falling just to get him to stop hurting himself....

    3. Re:Let them?! by eldavojohn · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I still can't get over that he said "We let them teach evolution to our children..." as though this is some sort of compromise with liberals or something...

      I think they're having problems with the textbooks when they say "them." And it's not really a compromise as they pushed it into an either/or scenario. The logic of the comments in the article seemed to follow this sort of path: 1. We believe (note, not their constituents, them) in creationism so there should be a way for teachers to also teach that in the classroom 2. When children learn one thing from one adult an opposing thing from another adult, the child interprets this as confusion and sometimes exploit it to undermine authority and we already have a problem with that so 4. Only creationism or evolution should be taught to our students but 5. We probably shouldn't be deciding that at this meeting so (thank the flying spaghetti monster) we should form a committee to investigate it.

      So it sounds like the resolution was to form a committee to decide if evolution or creationism should be taught in the classroom. Should be entertaining and maybe even tragic.

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    4. Re:Let them?! by dkleinsc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      This guy is clearly trying to set up a Supreme Court case. Of course, he just handed whoever litigates this on Establishment Clause grounds the key piece of evidence:
      "Teachers should have the freedom to look at creationism and find a way to get it into the classroom."

      That means that the express purpose of the measure is to allow teachers to force a particular religious viewpoint on their students. Not a nice little side-effect, or the unexpressed intent. He actually came out and said "this is so we can force kids to learn creationism". So what he's banking on, it sounds like, is that either many of the justices who hear the case will be willing to scrap the Establishment Clause in order to get Christianity in schools, or (more likely) that fighting the losing fight will improve his future political prospects.

      And the test is very easy to make too: Would Mr Mitchell be so interested in ensuring that every child in his district knew about Odin and his brothers slicing up a giant to create Midgard, and treated it as fact?

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    5. Re:Let them?! by jythie · · Score: 5, Insightful

      fighting the losing fight will improve his future political prospects."

      Ding ding ding, we have a winner. 9 out of 10 times, this is what is behind politicians trying to pass illegal laws. These are not stupid people, they know that it will get struck down, but they get free publicity and get a huge boost to their political visibility via public funds. It is a great way around having to spend private money on political aspirations.

    6. Re:Let them?! by LiENUS · · Score: 1

      It depends on what you say is creationism. The belief that God spoke and it existed immediately and finally, no change ever happens. Or that God guided things into existence. If God is the very rules that bind the universe together then the second is most certainly true. But I think you'd be hard pressed to find a critical thinking scientist that actually believe the first to be true.

    7. Re:Let them?! by Missing.Matter · · Score: 1

      You forgot step three. LMFTFY:

      3. ???

    8. Re:Let them?! by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Oh I dunno, there are plenty of dumb-ass true believer chumps. It's pretty clear the Dover school board was filled with them, easily manipulated morons who were lead by the nose into a battle because the Discovery Institute and its allies desperately want to get ID tested at the Supreme Court level.

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    9. Re:Let them?! by houghi · · Score: 1

      Or the scientific ways of human reproduction and the scientific ways of avoiding said reproduction.

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    10. Re:Let them?! by dkleinsc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The trouble is that I can't rule out the first case either. I think it's reasonable to think that the guy really does want Christianity established in the US, so if he got to SCOTUS and Justice Kennedy decided to go along with Roberts, Scalia, Thomas, and Alito to allow it, he wouldn't be disappointed.

      And yes, I'm reasonably certain that those 4 Supreme Court Justices would vote to allow creationism in public schools. Scalia and Thomas have voted that way consistently, and Roberts and Alito recently both voted that crosses on public land aren't a problem.

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    11. Re:Let them?! by jitterman · · Score: 2, Informative

      Yeah. You know, I send my kid to a Catholic private school here in southern Louisiana, and they teach evolution. I don't know why the school board in Livingston Parish fears this - it doesn't seem to have eroded the faith/beliefs of the Catholics who live here, which is what it seems they believe is happening in the public system.

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    12. Re:Let them?! by simtel · · Score: 1

      Step 3: Profit!

    13. Re:Let them?! by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      Because Livingston is in English Protestant Louisiana, not French Catholic Louisiana, and you Catholics are a bunch of idol worshippers who strayed from the true faith a long time ago? Papists.

    14. Re:Let them?! by syntheticmemory · · Score: 1

      The U-tube video was an excerpt from a 1996 BBC show.

    15. Re:Let them?! by mog007 · · Score: 1

      This case would never reach the Supreme Court. At least, the one in DC. In might make the Supreme Court in Louisiana, if they have one. The Supreme Court has already deemed the teaching of "creation science" as unconstitutional in Edwards v Agulard back in the 80s.

      So, when it got to a federal appeals court, the first they would probably do is compare the case to any jurisprudence that the SCOTUS has made in this area, and follow the precedent, unless there were something new or interesting about this particular case. The Dover case a few years ago was different, because it wasn't teaching "creation science", simply telling the kids about possible "alternate idea", that's how the federal district court heard that case.

    16. Re:Let them?! by anyGould · · Score: 1

      The trouble is that I can't rule out the first case either. I think it's reasonable to think that the guy really does want Christianity established in the US, so if he got to SCOTUS and Justice Kennedy decided to go along with Roberts, Scalia, Thomas, and Alito to allow it, he wouldn't be disappointed.

      I think he's filing it as a win-win: if it somehow passes, he's The Hero. If it gets struck down, he's The Martyr. Either way, he's scored points with his constituency.

    17. Re:Let them?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "We LET them win the Scopes trial back in 1925, surely 85 years is long enough for us to regress back to beliefs from the 1800s!"

    18. Re:Let them?! by Chowderbags · · Score: 1

      Should be a pretty short committee. The Supreme Court told Creationists to fuck off (and to not come back trying to hide themselves). So it's a choice between follow the law or get sued and spend $millions on a lost cause.

    19. Re:Let them?! by Chowderbags · · Score: 1

      The Supreme Court decided this back in 1987. (Edwards v. Aguillard)

    20. Re:Let them?! by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "I think it's reasonable to think that the guy really does want Christianity established in the US,"

      If one is a Christian, one is disloyal to God to want other than Godly dominion over all of society.

      To be faithful is to be a Fundamentalist, for anything else is literally something less.

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    21. Re:Let them?! by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      So the federal appeals court rules against the district, and presumably the district petitions for certiorari to SCOTUS. Since 4 votes are needed to hear a case, and the conservative wing of the court (who have been awfully friendly to this sort of thing in recent years) have 4 votes, it's hardly inconceivable that this will reach SCOTUS.

      I'm reasonably certain that Justice Kennedy would vote against the district, because to him stare decisis still means something, but I'd have no such assurance when discussing Roberts, Scalia, Thomas, and Alito.

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    22. Re:Let them?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      politicians trying to pass illegal laws

      illegal is latin and it means not in accordance with the law. So a law, by definition is legal.

    23. Re:Let them?! by Zequel · · Score: 0

      I disagree, the Supreme Court doesn't have any more Protestants. Catholics are definitely not fundamentalists. Look at Catholic schools, they teach evolution not ID. I know, I went to one. You can say what you want about the Catholic Church but they never advocated reading the Bible literally.

  8. One of these things is not like the other ones by IICV · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Act enacted last year by the Louisiana Legislature, schools can present what she termed 'critical thinking and creationism' in science classes.

    One of these things is not like the other ones, one of these things is not the same.

    1. Re:One of these things is not like the other ones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And God MADE them that way!

    2. Re:One of these things is not like the other ones by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 0, Troll

      Both of them are not like the other.

    3. Re:One of these things is not like the other ones by JesseMcDonald · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it was meant as a contrast, i.e. critical thinking vs. creationism?

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    4. Re:One of these things is not like the other ones by LanMan04 · · Score: 1

      I believe it's: "One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't...belong."

      Flashbacks of early 80s Sesame Street. :)

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    5. Re:One of these things is not like the other ones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it can be made to work somewhat.

      Just insert "lack of" into the first one, and change the second one to "social studies".

    6. Re:One of these things is not like the other ones by dr_dank · · Score: 1

      They're also playing fast and loose with the definition of "critical thinking". Critical thinking in that context is "speaking truth to power" by combatting the liberal ivory tower intellectual agenda pushed on kids in schools to undermine their belief in God.
      As long as a contrarian position is held, no matter how far removed from reality, that's what typically passes for "critical thinking" these days.

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  9. I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum, and even get their local batshit-crazy evangelical preachers to come in and teach it. Then, when the case goes to court hopefully they can personally bankrupt every single one of these school board jackoffs, and STAPLE THE FIRST FUCKING AMENDMENT TO THEIR FACES.

    1. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      The first amendment? Free speech? ????

    2. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by jedidiah · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A science class is well... a science class. It's ultimately about science. What is science? How does it work? How is it applied? How has it been applied?

      These fundies are like people who see a comparative religions course and object that people are being taught what Muslims believe.

      It's not a bible study class. That's not what their studying. Your personal views aren't relevant.

      Do Jungians disrupt classes taught about Freud?

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    3. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 3, Informative

      The first amendment? Free speech? ????

      Also a few other things, such as freedom of religion.

      (But cue discussion about the viability of stapling amendments to people as a constitutionally protected form of speech anyway, because it's funny.)

    4. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by jeffmeden · · Score: 4, Informative

      I only hope you are still in school and as such have not taken the appropriate History or Government classes that cover the first amendment. Let me give you a head start, it reads:

      "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

      Let me give you a hint here: the FIRST TEN WORDS might be of interest to you.

    5. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      Please go read the First Amendment. I'm begging you. It's only 45 words long, and in fact you don't have to get all the way through it. Pay particular attention to the words surrounding "establishment".

    6. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      Establishment clause.

      Please tell me you are not a US voter...

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    7. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by Swarley · · Score: 1

      Please read the first amendment before posting things like this. Seriously, it's ONE sentence.

    8. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 1

      "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion,..." It's called the establishment clause and comes before the mention of free speech.

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    9. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      Free speech, freedom of the press, freedom of assembly, right to petition the government for redress of grievances, and freedom of religion. Very busy amendment.

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    10. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is science? How does it work?

      I have similar questions about magnets.

    11. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's all well and good - and I agree with it - but what does it have to do with a School Board? It doesn't say anything about a School Board establishing a religion. If they want to make their kids less able to compete in the world it is probably their call. Nehemiah Scudder on the way (Heinlein).

    12. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by vlm · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum, and even get their local batshit-crazy evangelical preachers to come in and teach it.

      Everyone enjoys beating the Christians so that would work, one defense they may try is selecting their first "creation science" teacher from a politically correct group such as a traditional native american, or perhaps from a cyclical eastern religion, or maybe a (modern or ancient) pagan, then later roll out the christian evangelicals, once "sunday school mon-fri" is accepted.

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    13. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      Freedom of and from religion.

    14. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by houghi · · Score: 1

      If I don't have a religion, don't I have freedom?

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    15. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by flintmecha · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Public schools are funded by taxes. Those ten words of the First Ammendment are the heart of Separation of Church and State in America. The government must not make any decision which favors or discriminates against a specific religion, such as allowing a public school system to teach a Christian myth.

    16. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by mcgrew · · Score: 1

      Have you actually read the constitution?

      Amendment I
      Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

    17. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by AndersOSU · · Score: 3, Informative

      What is this, civics class on /.? Refer to the fourteenth amendment and Everson V. Board of Education.

    18. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think it can reasonably be argued that this "creationism" is not specific to Christianity and actually encompasses numerous religious (and certainly some) non-religious beliefs. Hence this would not be "favoring" (not the same as 'establishing') any particular religion but likely religion in general.

    19. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by Surt · · Score: 1

      You mean the one that says:

      Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

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    20. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by Surt · · Score: 1

      All they need to do is stop taking federal funds.

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    21. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and from

      Sorry, that's not in the Constitution as it is written.

    22. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by Gravatron · · Score: 1

      You have the freedom to not believe, which is something that actually came about because of the supreme courts rulings about prayer in school. Before then, freedom of religion was thought of in far different terms.

    23. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Congress doesn't have the freedom to pass a law preventing an administrative branch of the government from advocating a religion...

    24. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Congress is not a school board; a school board is not congress. Congress has no laws taxing religious establishments because it would then be forced to shut down establishments too poor to pay taxes. Congress cannot pass a law respecting establishment of religion -- it can't pass a law banning state legislature from making Taoism the state religion of Minnesota, or do anything to prevent such a thing.

    25. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Nothing in there says that administrative systems can't make such decisions. Congress can't pass laws, but school systems can have set time for morning prayer and the like.

    26. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      That seems rather meaningless; peaceful assembly and petition are called "treason" these days.

    27. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      I have absolutely no problems with them teaching creationism in science classes, so long as they also agree to teach mathematics during music lessons and history during sport.

    28. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 1

      Congress shall make no law ...

      That's all well and good - and I agree with it - but what does it have to do with a School Board? It doesn't say anything about a School Board establishing a religion..

      The School Board is a part of - or at least, derives it authority from - the state (municipalities do not exist under the Constitution; their powers are derived from the state). So the real question is, does the first amendment's establishment clause apply to the states as it does to the federal government? The answer is that the Supreme Court has held that first article of the fourteenth amendment compels states to comply with most of the Bill of Rights (relevent text in bold):

      All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside. No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws.

      So most of the Bill of Rights applies to states, including the First Amendment. The establishment clause therefore restricts the School Board from establishing a religion, which the courts have held can include teaching religiously-influenced non-science in a science class. (That is, until the majority on our conservative supreme court - they of "strict constructivism" - decide to pass an entirely new law taken from their collective rectum.)

    29. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      As a practical consideration, wouldn't tattooing the text of the 1st amendment onto their faces work much better?

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    30. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by williamhb · · Score: 1

      A science class is well... a science class. It's ultimately about science. What is science? How does it work? How is it applied? How has it been applied?

      It depends. If you start talking to a ten-year-old about the cause of his and the world's existence, do you really think the only questions he'll have are "could you tell me more about the experimental data collection methods?" Science can only work just as a science class if there are philosophy and religion classes available for the non-science questions to be asked in. And that's why this has been problematic in the US but not so much in Europe. And it's also why the current European push to improve the quality of RE teaching in schools might well be a better way of solving the problem.

    31. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      There is no other way to interpret the establishment clause.

    32. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. And if you believe that these yahoos aren't going to be reciting 100% teh Jebus, I've got a bridge to sell you. No matter what this fails all three prongs of the Lemon test.

    33. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but that's bullshit. Congress would have to create those 'administrative systems' such as the Dept. of Education, and Congress passing a law to create those systems to further create bureaucratic policies that 'establish' religion in some way does not give them some magical way out. Whatever Congress creates cannot magically exceed the limits of Congressional authority. Nothing can ever grant more authority than it possesses itself, as that would create authority out of thin air.

      If you're actually interested in the truth of these matters, I suggest you actually read some decisions such as Epperson v. Arkansas, Daniel v. Waters, Hendren v. Campbell, McLean v. Arkansas, Edwards v. Aguillard, and most recently Kitzmiller v. Dover Area School District.

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    34. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Congress does not control education; that's a state function.

      Congress has taken non-lawful administrative action against other branches of the government at the least though-- for example, deciding that a court house can't display the Abrahamic ten commandments (even though they use a bible to swear people in... or has that stopped?).

      Congress is not required (nor empowered) to downplay the significance of religion (or lack thereof) in the current social climate. They are neither allowed to suppress it or control it.

    35. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Second sentence of the 14th Amendment: "No State shall make or enforce any law which shall abridge the privileges or immunities of citizens of the United States; nor shall any State deprive any person of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor deny to any person within its jurisdiction the equal protection of the laws." In other words, the Establishment Clause applies equally to state legislatures. State legislatures grant powers to local governments, so the school boards are also limited by the Establishment Clause. Originally the First Amendment was interpreted to be restricted to Congress as back then in 1787 several states had established state religions. That some state could have an established state religion is utterly foreign to modern Americans and our interpretation of the Constitution.

      You also miss out on the second part of the first amendment: "...or prohibiting free exercise thereof..." Creationism is a purely religious belief devoid of scientific content. Teaching creationism in the context of a science class would be a clear violation of the student's right to the free exercise of religion.

    36. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

    37. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      exactly! The freedom to not be oppressed by one religion's mandates in public institutions.

    38. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by betterunixthanunix · · Score: 1

      This sounds like more of the same "states rights" argument. Sorry to break this to you, but the bill of rights covers every level of government, from federal right down to your local town. The school board, being a part of the government, cannot go around violating the first amendment by teaching that the Christian/Jewish creation myth is an accurate description of the world.

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    39. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      Congress does not control education; that's a state function.

      Tell it to the federal Dept. of Education, or any number of federal laws like No Child Left Behind. I personally don't think education should be a government matter at any level, but I'm in the minority. The federal government, right or wrong, has an undeniable role in public education in the United States. (And please don't make me lecture you about incorporation and the reality (once again, right or wrong) that state law is superceded in most cases by federal Constitutional law. I mean really, where did you go to school? Don't they teach this stuff in civics anymore?)

      Congress has taken non-lawful administrative action against other branches of the government at the least though-- for example, deciding that a court house can't display the Abrahamic ten commandments (even though they use a bible to swear people in... or has that stopped?).

      In the first place to address the matter in a general platitude, two wrongs don't make a right. If the federal government weaves its way around Constitutional limitations in ways that you don't like, that does not make it ok for it to do the same in cases where you would like. In the abstract, both are equally wrong.

      In the second, more concrete, place, I don't think the example is a credible case of 'non-lawful administrative action' (I don't think you even know what that means) considering that where this case was argued (McCreary County v. ACLU of Kentucky) it was the result of a lawsuit brought against the county authority, not a matter of bureaucratic policy. So, the action was neither 'non-lawful' being handled by law in court nor was it 'administrative' as it was not a matter of bureaucratic policy.

      The act of 'swearing people in' via Bibles is not a legal requirement of office, nor exclusive to the use of Bibles. It is done as extraneous ceremony only. There is also an alternative to 'swearing on' Bibles in court called 'affirmation' and it can be used in any instance which would otherwise call for an oath.

      Nobody said that Congress had to act against religion, this is about various agencies of the state acting to advance religion in the most abhorrent of ways: under color of law.

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    40. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Remember that complaints against such things as reasonable as prayer time in schools or public schools handing out Catholic bibles are largely ignored; while complaints on things as trivial as "display of a religious symbol" (i.e. statue including 10 commandments), the marking by crosses of points where highway police have died (yes, someone bitched), or the phrase "Under God" in the Pledge of Allegiance (yes, someone flew abso-fucking-lutely off the handle for that) get massive attention.

      The attention in these cases is seen clearly from both sides: The attacking side believes that they're having a religion encroached upon them, and thus they are counter-attacking (read: attacking) religion; whereas everyone else sees an attack on religion. The effect is that we believe our government, country, or "atheists" are systematically trying to exterminate religion or at least the dominant religion of Catholicism.

      I believe in the case of lawsuits and the like that the response should be "Too fucking bad" if there is no active and lawful policy in play to support the suit. What if we decide that religious symbolism and ritual is offensive, and thus should be restricted to the insides of churches? Placing a cross or a statue of the Virgin on your lawn is an encroachment of religion into the public view, and must be defeated to support the rights of other religions to not be exposed to the offensive assertions of infidels.

      What if as a matter of policy we no longer got Christmas off at all federal government installations, for that matter...

      We are so damn preoccupied with "Separation of Church and State" that we're looking for reasons to have the government muffle all religion. We want to make sure that, even if 95% of our population identifies as "Catholic," our public functions actively remove all references to Catholicism. And of course minority religions aren't going to get spectacular attention, so what we're doing is removing all references to religion. Except for these damnable laws...

      3-322.
      (a) A person may not:
      (1) take the sexual organ of another or of an animal in the person's mouth;
      (2) place the person's sexual organ in the mouth of another or of an animal; or
      (3) commit another unnatural or perverted sexual practice with another or with an animal.
      (b) A person who violates this section is guilty of a misdemeanor and on conviction is subject to imprisonment not exceeding 10 years or a fine not exceeding $1,000 or both.

      What's this bullshit about? What matter of public policy drives us to make oral sex illegal? Other than "because God thinks it's nasty" ....

    41. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by winwar · · Score: 1

      "Tell it to the federal Dept. of Education, or any number of federal laws like No Child Left Behind."

      Of course their real power is in the form of money. The Washington State Superintendent of Public Instruction recently stated his intention of adopting federal standards (subject to legislative approval, of course) despite not knowing all the details because it made schools eligible for a large amount of money. It didn't seem to matter whether or not the current standards were working or the costs involved. Just didn't want to miss out on that money.

      Probably the one thing the founders never really considered when they wrote the Constitution.

    42. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1
      You're starting to become incoherent... you think Catholicism is the 'dominant religion' of the US? Is that why we've had only one Catholic President, the very fact of which was considered a huge departure from the norm at the time?

      You think handing out Bibles at public schools is reasonable ? And you think that the addition (it was not original) of 'under God' to the pledge to a flag of a secular state is something that should be ignored by minority who is symbolicly disenfranchised by that act?

      I believe in the case of lawsuits and the like that the response should be "Too fucking bad" if there is no active and lawful policy in play to support the suit.

      You really, really need to go back and read the decisions on all those court cases I mentioned. You can't just keep bumbling through arguments making baseless assertions. Laws do exist, extending from and including the establishment clause, and there is now decades of precedent upon which these rulings are made.

      What if we decide that religious symbolism and ritual is offensive, and thus should be restricted to the insides of churches? Placing a cross or a statue of the Virgin on your lawn is an encroachment of religion into the public view, and must be defeated to support the rights of other religions to not be exposed to the offensive assertions of infidels.

      See the slippery slop argument doesn't work here. This isn't about 'offense' or 'public view' it's about using the power and finances of the state to advance religion, the end. Unless you're asking the government to fund your rituals or buy your crosses, there is no ground to any kind of ban on rituals or displays by private persons.

      Also, that bullshit Maryland law was ruled unconstitutional with regard to heterosexuals in 1990 under Schochet v. State and with regard to homosexuals in 1998 using the Schochet ruling as precedent.

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    43. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      The First Amendment applies to the states through incorporation under the 14th Amendment, so no, the state legislatures cannot establish religions either.

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    44. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      One last note (this is not me) on that Maryland law.

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    45. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      Nonsense.

      If a kid has greater metaphysical questions, that's what his environment OUTSIDE of school is for.

      If science in general is a threat to someone's particular cult, then that's a shame but it is completely unavoidable. This isn't just about Darwin or Biology but about ANY branch of science that seeks to explore the world with an open mind. It's not just Darwin that undermines old superstitions. Every branch of science does. Anyone that bothers to question the old assumptions does.

      Even LINGUISTS will end up threatening the old assumptions.

      That's what happens when you're wrong and you invest too much in being literally correct.

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    46. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by williamhb · · Score: 1

      If a kid has greater metaphysical questions, that's what his environment OUTSIDE of school is for.

      That's the model the US has taken, and it's resulted in these decades-long rows in the community and in the courts. Outside the US, where we don't try to partition children into their in-school persona versus their out-of-school persona, it's not been a problem and science and RE teachers all just get on with their jobs pretty happily.

    47. Re:I hope they *do* add this to the curriculum by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      In reverse lettering so they can read it when they look at it in the mirror.

  10. Ughhh... by AtomicOrange · · Score: 1

    And I've just lost faith in my home state...

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    1. Re:Ughhh... by AtomicOrange · · Score: 1

      Luckily it's only Livingston Parish.

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  11. you can teach this stuff to them... by hey · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ... at Sunday School.

    1. Re:you can teach this stuff to them... by snookerhog · · Score: 1

      trouble is, every day is sunday school in LA

    2. Re:you can teach this stuff to them... by ebuck · · Score: 2, Insightful

      ... at Sunday School.

      Which begs the question, if they are allowed to teach creationism in a Science class, may I teach evolution in their Sunday school?

    3. Re:you can teach this stuff to them... by snookerhog · · Score: 1

      OVER MY DEAD PROPHET!!!

    4. Re:you can teach this stuff to them... by Dorkmaster+Flek · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You know, if they want to have their own back-asswards "science" classes and teach their kids this bullshit, I'm almost tempted to let them. Almost. If only to let their kids grow up to be "scientists" and be laughed out of the entire rest of the real scientific community. But that would set a horrible precedent for the country, and probably just lead to them forming their own little community of nutbags. Then again, they already did that...

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    5. Re:you can teach this stuff to them... by elrous0 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      It's funny, but my first realization that there was a serious conflict between science and the Biblical literalism came in Sunday School. I was listening to my Sunday School teacher talk about Adam and Eve and suddenly it hit me. I asked her "What about the dinosaurs?" and she nervously answered something like "Well, if it's not in the Bible, it didn't happen." That was the day I realized that religion was a crock. Even a little kid can smell bullshit when it's piled *that* high.

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    6. Re:you can teach this stuff to them... by geminidomino · · Score: 2, Funny

      OVER MY DEAD PROPHET!!!

      Don't worry. He'll respawn after the weekend.

    7. Re:you can teach this stuff to them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to disagree about religion being a crock, but you shouldn't judge an entire way of thinking based on some under-trained person's knowledge or explanation of it. You could just as easily have asked a 1st grade teacher about the big bang or the edges of the universe and had them bullshit, and then you'd have grown up thinking astronomy or physics or science in general was BS.

    8. Re:you can teach this stuff to them... by Schickeneder · · Score: 1

      I had a similar experience in a math class. The teacher introduced the concept of imaginary numbers. When I learned that imaginary numbers were just a man-made construct and do not really exist I angrily stormed out of the classroom and forsook science.

      I have since repented and am currently employed as an electrical engineer. I am now quite comfortable with the concept of imaginary numbers. I'm glad I gave math a second try.

    9. Re:you can teach this stuff to them... by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

      Lousy teacher.

      When I asked those questions, my Sunday school teacher (lesbian ministers wife who later left the church to marry her lover but who, in the meantime, understood that kids ask hard questions and actually prepared for them), my father (son of an evangelical revival preacher), and my mom (all-around smart lady) all answered in roughly the same way.

      To wit, and aggregating all my memories of those conversations, they said something like: "Genesis speaks of days. We have no idea how God measures time; our brains are incapable of looking at anything the same way as God. From our perspecitve, those days may have been millions of years. Dinosaurs probably lived and died long before Adam and Eve came along. That's not a question we handle here in any depth. Genesis gives us a broad outline that we accept on faith. We study it to learn the lessons it teaches about the majesty of God and how to better serve him, not as a literal natural history. While we believe it is literally true, we also accept that it was written by people with even less knowledge of geologic history than us and, therefore, is insufficiently detailed as to make a direct comparison to scientific texts impossible. If you want specifics, if you want to know how the Earth has changed over great spans of time and what species originated and went extinct over that timeline, then read your Earth Science textbook at school."

    10. Re:you can teach this stuff to them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    11. Re:you can teach this stuff to them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your FOS:

      The behemoth is said to be the mightiest of all God’s creatures, a giant whose tail is likened to a cedar tree (Job 40:15)

    12. Re:you can teach this stuff to them... by eschneider · · Score: 1

      The behemoth is said to be the mightiest of all God’s creatures, a giant whose tail is likened to a cedar tree (Job 40:15)

    13. Re:you can teach this stuff to them... by deapbluesea · · Score: 1

      I asked her "What about the dinosaurs?" and she nervously answered something like "Well, if it's not in the Bible, it didn't happen."

      I'm not saying this is what is intended in this passage, but check out Job 41 and tell me what the behemoth and leviathan are. From the description, I'm pretty sure you can't arrive crocodile and hippopotamus (that's what some bible scholars try to interpret). Much of the misinformation about what's in the bible comes from those who haven't read it carefully. Also, check out Gen 1 and 2 in the NASB translation (it's much more literal translation than others). Note the inconsistent timeline. There's a lot more being said than most moder christians believe. I don't know what is true at this point, but I'm open to figuring it out.

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    14. Re:you can teach this stuff to them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can try but face it if you want to go to school on Sunday your beyond hope.

    15. Re:you can teach this stuff to them... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Haha. This brings back memories. I was thrown out of sunday school for asking the very same question. They might acctually be responsible for giving me inspiration to become a critical thinker. This was in the eighties in norway, in regular school kids usually dont get bothered about this nonsense.

    16. Re:you can teach this stuff to them... by mk2mark · · Score: 1

      Just for the record there's a case for dinosaurs in the bible. Read the end of Job where he talks about the Behemoth and the Leviathan, or note the numerous mentions of "dragons"/taninim.

      Your Sunday school teacher might have been full of crap, don't be fooled by the myopic views of others.

  12. Creationism is Philosophy, not Science! by cmdr_klarg · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If you want to teach Creationism in school, then place the curriculum in a philosophy class, or Religion class if so desired. Keep it far, far away from Biology class.

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    1. Re:Creationism is Philosophy, not Science! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      It's not even philosophy. It's demonstrably wrong, unless you essentially denying any factual evidence biologists, physicists, chemists, and geologists might bring up.

      I'll grant that it's religion, but it's bad religion.

    2. Re:Creationism is Philosophy, not Science! by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      They would probably be less than happy with either of those outcomes...

      As philosophy, creationism is basically just the parts of Aristotle that have held up least well, with some tacky jesus stuff pasted on. Basically just a not-very-interesting footnote to the section on teleology.

      As religion, it is arguably even worse: somebody espousing creationism(especially its "intelligent design" variant, where it wears a lab coat), is doing one of two things: they have either, because of the overwhelming empirical evidence around them, accepted the scientific method; but are petulantly demanding that they be allowed to have it both ways, science; but science that says what they want to hear; or they are simply propagandizing, dressing their sectarian nonsense as "science" in order to sneak it past the establishment clause. The former group is deluded. Science will give you incredible power over, and great understanding of, nature; but it doesn't take orders. The second group is even worse. I don't remember Jesus approving very much of liars, even pious ones....

    3. Re:Creationism is Philosophy, not Science! by Chrisq · · Score: 0

      I sort of sem-agree with what you say, but in a larger context it does become a philosophical question: "Can we assume that what we observe in the world is an accurate representation of reality"? This could lead to examining religious beliefs, "matrix" type theories, the universe as a simulation and all sorts ... probably concluding that for practical purposes we have to assume that observation matches reality.

    4. Re:Creationism is Philosophy, not Science! by GNUALMAFUERTE · · Score: 0

      No.

      "What is reality?"
      And then "Can we assume that what we observe in the world is an accurate representation of reality?" are valid Philosophical questions.

      "We assume that what we observe in the world is NOT an accurate representation of reality, and therefore believe in all sorts of crazy theories we just pulled out of our ass" Is just bullshit. And that's all religion is. "You can't prove I am wrong because I make no formal valid propositions, therefore an interstellar jew who was his own father created us all". Just stupid shit that should be banned from all academic areas.

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    5. Re:Creationism is Philosophy, not Science! by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      Young earth creationism isn't philosophy, it's jugs plain wrong. However, there are plenty of formulations of creationism that would qualify as philosophy, the most obvious of which is god as the watchmaker. There's nothing wrong with creationism as long as you acknowledge that it is not science and therefore a matter of faith.

    6. Re:Creationism is Philosophy, not Science! by elrous0 · · Score: 1

      It's a Louisiana public school district, they don't have philosophy classes either. You can choose between "Gym," "Shop," and a class called "Fishin'" [sic].

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    7. Re:Creationism is Philosophy, not Science! by Man+Eating+Duck · · Score: 1

      There's nothing wrong with creationism as long as you acknowledge that it is not science and therefore a matter of faith.

      I suppose you agree with me, but everything is wrong with teaching it on an equal base with evolution in a public school's science class. If anything it belongs in seminaries in faith communities, and even then it undermines the pupils' understanding of what science is and how thrustworthy it generally is. "Look at them scientists, they are morons to claim our Lord God didn't try to fool us as best He can!".

      It's a regression that I'm very sad to see happen anywhere in the world, even if I am so lucky that I live in a country where the school authorities agree with me.

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    8. Re:Creationism is Philosophy, not Science! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't look now, but Science is a philosophy too.

    9. Re:Creationism is Philosophy, not Science! by thrawn_aj · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Can we assume that what we observe in the world is an accurate representation of reality?

      Until you can unambiguously define the latter without reference to the former, this question is at best a semantic clusterfark or at worst meaningless. It's a classic example of conveniently forgetting the roots of definitions halfway through an argument. The matrix would be the only reality if Zion did not exist. It takes the ability to step outside the matrix for the concept of "outside" to even make sense. We can debate for years about epistemological vs. ontological reality but the fact remains that only one of these is testable. Philosophical questions are interesting no doubt but I don't see why they are somehow exempt from the burden of proof (at least in principle) or why they are allowed to close their eyes to every single thing we actually have discovered about the nature of reality in the past century as if philosophy is somehow detached from the dictates of reality. Another pet peeve I have with philosophers is that they tend to get irritated with people who try to actually answer a question instead of leisurely dwelling on it with no eventual outcome. Reminds me of committees =)

    10. Re:Creationism is Philosophy, not Science! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not worth niggling over details, but OF COURSE Intelligent Design does not belong in a Biology class.

      ...petulantly demanding that they be allowed to have it both ways, science; but science that says what they want to hear....

      OMG, how terrible. Folks in the crowd at Slashdot NEVER demand to be told only what they want to hear.

      [[[one o' them sarcastic squiggles]]]

    11. Re:Creationism is Philosophy, not Science! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is really interesting. Many, it appears, have fallen prey to the fact that there seems to be a general attitude that Creationism is merely religious. Most publishing houses reject manuscripts dealing with this topic regardless of the credentials of the author. If they want to publish, they have to go to Christian publishers or self publish. That means that no public school district will allow those books into the school system, regardless of their merits. All popular media promote the fact that Evolution is fact rather than a theory. When things are as one sided as is the case here it is not surprising that attitudes are as they are. Scientific research has come a long way since the Scopes trial and the new information deserves an airing. It is not happening because of the prevailing attitudes. There is strong scientific merit to the Creation theory. You won't hear that anywhere in popular media, but interested searchers can find it. If Creationism were merely a religious philosophy I would not be interested in it. If there were no scientific support for it I would definitely have no interest. I have been examining both of these theories for years and find that the answers from Creationism fit the facts better than those of Evolution. Should the fact that the conclusions of Creationism point to a creator discredit it? If that is where the evidence points can we just ignore it because we don't like the answer? That is what many are doing and that is very short sighted. If you are searching for the truth but are limiting your options then you will never find the truth.

    12. Re:Creationism is Philosophy, not Science! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shows that you know nothing about it, or the second law of thermodynamics. Is it really scientific to believe that every living thing created itself out of nothing, even with no evidence to prove it? Because THAT is what evolution teaches.

    13. Re:Creationism is Philosophy, not Science! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been reading about and participating in debating evolution/creationism for nearly 20 years. I've got a small collection of creationist books, I've read what the public library has, and have spent a lot of time reading the various major creationists group's online articles. In my spare time I've also earned a B.S. Biochemistry and a Ph.D. in Chemistry. So somehow despite being trained in science, being employed as a biochemist for the last 12 years, having read copious amounts of creationist literature, I've never found one single scrap of a scientific idea that wasn't already disproven as soon as the ink dried--and usually decades earlier given creationist proclivities to recycling.

      You want to know why creationists don't publish creation research in scientific journals? I'll tell you: they don't do research. Behe is the only creationist (and he admits a staggering amount of evolution as true) author who managed to get an actual creationist research paper in an actual journal, Protein Science. I read it, and it was crap: It was obviously, monstrously wrong, and somehow slipped by the editors. It was quickly and thoroughly debunked both on line and within the pages of the journal itself, which I'll leave for you as an exercise in google-fu (Behe and Snoke).

      Again most creationists don't do research and try to submit to real journals, see talk.origins. Creationists' own "journals" are pretty much moribund. Look for example at "Progress in Complexity, Information, and Design." The last issue of the flagship journal of Intelligent Design is from 2005! Or how about straight-up old fashioned creationism? The biggest YEC group Answers in Genesis has a journal called "Answers Research Journal" which manages to crank out a whopping dozen (plus or minus a half dozen) articles a year. A real journal has at least that many articles a month, and there are hundreds of journals dedicated to evolutionary research, and thousands more that are related subject matter.

      It's not just quantity, quality too is on the side of science. Just compare any article in any mainstream journal to the high-school level rubbish in "Answers Research Journal." Also look at those creationist articles and note the rarity, to the point of non-existence, of actual original research as opposed to a weirdly distorted, selective, highly limited literature review. Peer review is the same: when I submit an article to a mainstream journal, it's reviewed by people who are at least my equal: Ph.D.s with years to decades worth of knowledge and expertise on the relevant subject matter. Creationists on the other hand have to grab whoever is available with any sort of degree. When you look at lists like "A Scientific Dissent From Darwinism" that is people who might be likely to review articles for "Answers Research Journal" you get a handful of biologists, and high percentage of other people with un- or peripherally-related expertise, like MDs, dentists, and engineers. You can then compare this to it's parody, Project Steve, which is larger, consists of a much higher percentage of biologists, with a much greater number of more prestigious scientists, all of whom are named "Steve" or similar.

      Creationism has been judged on it's merits. It failed. It continues to be judged on its merits by masochists like me. It continues to fail. Of course, it might be nice if you guys would actually try, but then you'd quickly dump creationism just like science did 150 years ago.

    14. Re:Creationism is Philosophy, not Science! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want to teach Creationism in school, then place the curriculum in a philosophy class, or Religion class if so desired. Keep it far, far away from Biology class.

      Lol? Keep that crap away from my philosophy-class please, we invented logic.

    15. Re:Creationism is Philosophy, not Science! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed! Take a look at these "birthist" morons! Instead of believing in something consistent with the second law of thermodynamics like us Storkists, these fools actually believe that every living person created itself out of a fertilized zygote! The whole of a complex organism created out of one tiny, insignificant, simple single cell is a monstrous violation of the 2nd law!

    16. Re:Creationism is Philosophy, not Science! by couchslug · · Score: 1

      That's still promoting specific superstition.

      Instead, promote segregation via school vouchers so Muslims can go to madrassas, Christians can go to their version of the Westboro Baptist Church, and the few secularists can get a quality education without being forced to socialise with lesser humans.

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  13. Easier Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they are going to teach intelligent design, they should teach it at Church where it belongs.

    1. Re:Easier Solution by mAineAc · · Score: 1

      Actually philosophy would be a valid class to teach different religious philosophies.

  14. Oblig ... by krou · · Score: 4, Funny

    Leela: It's amazing. It's like a textbook on evolution.
    Fry: Except in Louisiana.

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  15. How bad could it be? by HangingChad · · Score: 3, Funny

    Teachers should have the freedom to look at creationism and find a way to get it into the classroom.

    Would secession really be such a bad option? Just because we started out united doesn't mean we have to stay that way, does it?

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    1. Re:How bad could it be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really mean "secession?" Or do you mean "kick LA out of the Union before it infects the other states."

    2. Re:How bad could it be? by AndersOSU · · Score: 1

      Threaten to send them back to the French, that'll straighten 'em out.

    3. Re:How bad could it be? by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Does the world really need another petrodollar theocracy?

    4. Re:How bad could it be? by tsalmark · · Score: 1

      It's time to implement the capitalist option: If you can't reason with them exploit them.

    5. Re:How bad could it be? by jbssm · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they (the people from Louisiana) would be quite afraid to be made part of a country (France) where the state is really secular (not just on paper, but in practice) and where the people would make them the laughing stock of the nation in case they even considered this ridiculous idea (teaching creationism in science class) again.

    6. Re:How bad could it be? by jbssm · · Score: 1

      Yeah, they (the people from Louisiana) would be quite afraid to be made part of a country (France) where the state is really secular (not just on paper, but in practice) and where the people would make them the laughing stock of the nation in case they even considered this ridiculous idea (teaching creationism in science class) again.

      On the other side they would receive the relief of knowing that if their little kids got cancer and they didn't had an insurance because they just lost their jobs and all their assets in a flood, the national health system would provide every treatment possible to save him, if they had financial problems they would not be let to starve, in case there was another natural disaster the government would actually help them rebuild their homes, they could enjoy good wine and a millenarian culture in lot's of different forms, so perhaps they would be wise take the deal.

    7. Re:How bad could it be? by Temkin · · Score: 1

      Does the world really need another petrodollar theocracy?

      It would be solved in 50 years.

    8. Re:How bad could it be? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Texas first. PLEASE.

    9. Re:How bad could it be? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... or just sell it back to France.

    10. Re:How bad could it be? by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "Would secession really be such a bad option? Just because we started out united doesn't mean we have to stay that way, does it?"

      We support the right to self-determination everywhere but on our own soil.

      The former CSA could secede, maintain trade, and a weakened "former-US" would be less of a threat to the rest of the world and to its own real interests. Won't happen because Federalists prefer their empire, but not at all a bad idea.

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  16. Spirituality is delusion. Religion is ignorance. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Posting as an anonymous coward to hopefully avoid abuse from those infected by (and unable to overcome) the meme.

  17. Two different branches... by SQLz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Technically, evolution and creationism are separated by about 14 billion years. If your going to teach creationism, shouldn't that be in astronomy class? What does the fact that organisms have DNA which allows them to pass on traits to their offspring have to do with the creation of the universe?

    1. Re:Two different branches... by hedwards · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think you mean Astrology class, and yes, yes it should be.

    2. Re:Two different branches... by CheshireCatCO · · Score: 1

      Same thing that making man from dust has to do with astronomy, I expect.

      Or were you trying to be funny?

      (And yes, they are trying to get Creationism into the astronomy classes as well. Biology has been their bigger target as part of their wedge strategy, though. It hits closer to home emotionally, apparently.)

    3. Re:Two different branches... by casings · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're making an assumption that creationists believe that the world is 14 billion years old and that god only created the universe, which they don't.

      Creationists believe the world is only about 6000 years old and that it was ALL created, animals, the world, at that time.

    4. Re:Two different branches... by swilver · · Score: 1

      My theory is that the world was created yesterday. I can use the same arguments as the creationists to explain it all.

    5. Re:Two different branches... by Creepy · · Score: 1

      Well, if you go by the Jehovah's Witnesses I talked to, the devil created DNA to fool us into thinking each human wasn't created by intelligent design. Seriously! That was brought up because I argued that DNA existed in human fossils that pre-date their creation date, and their answer to anything older than their calculated creation date is Satan did it. I kept pushing the subject and they pretty much said Satan creates all DNA as soon as it is extracted from the body. That Satan sure is a busy bugger, and God seems very disinclined to stop him from messing with the earth and the people on it.

      Hmm... I don't think creationism belongs in astronomy, either - maybe if they had an astrology class...

      I don't have a problem with religion per-se, but there is a point when rational becomes silly and silly becomes absurd, and they reached it.

    6. Re:Two different branches... by Rogerborg · · Score: 2, Informative
      Now, now, let's not resort to reductio ad absurdum here. There's a whole spectrum of crazy out there.

      There are the Young Earth And Nothing Changed Since (Yes God Buried Dinosaur Skeletons) creationists which you note. Then there are the wishy washy liberal Young Earth With Subsequent Minor Evolution (Just Not For People (Unless You Want To Argue Africans Are Less Evolved in Which Case I Ain't Going to Argue)) branch. After that, you've got the Old Earth But Time Began With Its Creationists, and I think there's even a few pinko Old Universe But All The Parameters Were Pre-Set So It Really Is All Designed Except For Human Free Will Of Course (And Exception Again For Me When The Devil Makes Me Drive Drunk) recidivists.

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    7. Re:Two different branches... by Chrisq · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think you mean Astrology class, and yes, yes it should be.

      I'll fit it in between potions and herbology.

    8. Re:Two different branches... by Enigma23 · · Score: 1

      You're making an assumption that creationists believe that the world is 14 billion years old and that god only created the universe, which they don't.

      ObPedantry... current theory and observations suggest that the universe is 13.75 ±0.17 billion years old.

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    9. Re:Two different branches... by imamac · · Score: 1

      That's "Young Earth Creationists" only. I can easily belive in creationism (which I do) without beliving theat the earth is only 6000 y/o (which I don't).

    10. Re:Two different branches... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      No, it was created last thursday.

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    11. Re:Two different branches... by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Technically, evolution and creationism are separated by about 14 billion years. If your going to teach creationism, shouldn't that be in astronomy class? What does the fact that organisms have DNA which allows them to pass on traits to their offspring have to do with the creation of the universe?

      Silly slashdotter, once they have creationism passed off as biology they'll teach their kids that the earth is 6k years old and that the earth is flat and the sky is a dome above us. Just like it says in their bible.

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    12. Re:Two different branches... by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      And the teacher would doubtless be an alumnus of Slytherin

    13. Re:Two different branches... by ZaphDingbat · · Score: 1

      Remember that the Creation Event described in the Bible supposedly occurred around 6,000 years ago. In it, God created all the lifeforms on the planet as they are (including the dinosaurs). So creationism is directly opposed to both astrology *and* evolution.

    14. Re:Two different branches... by AtomicOrange · · Score: 1

      Sure I had a drink or two on Saturday but WOW, I slept through the creation?

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  18. Yes, please. by batquux · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "you don't have to be afraid to point out some of the fallacies with the theory of evolution."

    Please do. I'd like to hear them. We're waiting... all ears... go ahead... hello?

    1. Re:Yes, please. by Jaysyn · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...crickets...

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    2. Re:Yes, please. by hack++slash · · Score: 1

      ...distant howl of a wolf...

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    3. Re:Yes, please. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Evolution is indefinable. Small scale adaptations are visible and observable; but we have difficulty pointing to a moment where one thing "evolves" from another. They're not Pokémon. It's like defining "black," "dark gray," "Light gray," and "white" ... there's 1000 shades of gray.

    4. Re:Yes, please. by HopefulIntern · · Score: 2, Funny

      Allright mister science man, if we all evolved from monkeys, then why come there still monkeys?

    5. Re:Yes, please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...crickets...

      YES! The fact that there are crickets AND grasshoppers, and that they're considered two separate things according to "science" (when they are clearly one and the same) is yet another hole in the "theory" of evolution.

    6. Re:Yes, please. by MooseMuffin · · Score: 4, Funny

      Only a small group of monkeys encountered the monolith.

    7. Re:Yes, please. by fropenn · · Score: 2, Informative

      Apes, actually, not monkeys.

    8. Re:Yes, please. by Rogerborg · · Score: 0, Troll

      Since you mention it, where's the intermediate insect wing in the fossil record?

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    9. Re:Yes, please. by batquux · · Score: 1

      God left it out to prove creationism in a very, very subtle way.

    10. Re:Yes, please. by dave420 · · Score: 1

      Evolution is definable. It's very definable. May I suggest you read some more about it before wading in? I assume you have the best of intentions, but your opening statement is patently false.

    11. Re:Yes, please. by IICV · · Score: 5, Insightful

      We have a hard time pointing out when the trickling sand in the bottom of an hour glass evolves from a pile into a heap, but that's not the sand's fault - we just don't have a good enough definition of "pile" and "heap", and honestly the sand doesn't care either way about that.

      The same thing for speciation (which is what you're talking about, not evolution in general) - it doesn't actually exist, it's just some label we've applied to various animals. It's not evolution's fault that we can't define a "species" well enough to tell when a group of animals switches from one to the other - it's a poorly defined concept we made up.

    12. Re:Yes, please. by edremy · · Score: 3, Informative
      I know you're pseudo-trolling, but this always struck me as the stupidest argument of all time. (And that's really saying something)

      If I descended from my great grandmother, why do I still have cousins?

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    13. Re:Yes, please. by batquux · · Score: 1

      Throw some leftovers in the microwave for 30 seconds. Actually, make it 29. One second won't matter, right? Two won't either, so make it 28. Come to think of it, take one of the middle seconds out and call it 27. Which one makes the food hot? It starts cold and ends hot. I'm not sure when exactly it happens, but it does. Take half of them out and gets warm, but I wouldn't call it hot, so I wouldn't think the cold food is destroyed and hot food is created in its place. Hmmm. Tricky business. I'm not going to pretend to be an expert, but maybe nature doesn't share our same need for distinctions. I'm not sure of the exact moment I became an adult. In biology class I struggled to define which stage of mitosis some cells were in at the time I viewed them.

    14. Re:Yes, please. by Jaysyn · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Absence of fossil evidence is not evidence for Creationism.

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    15. Re:Yes, please. by canajin56 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Nothing evolves into something else. You're making fun of Pokemon but still thinking like it. Species it not an intrinsic value. There is no such thing as the "human race". All those things we call "humans" are are roughly 7 billion collections of DNA, that happen to be able to create offspring if you pair almost any of them up by gender. So, we create the word "species" to mean a group of individuals with similar enough DNA that they can interbreed. Humanity is, of course, not fully able to interbreed. There are already mutually-infertile couples. Two "humans" who are both fertile, but cannot produce viable offspring because their DNA is too distant. However, in perhaps as little as 10,000 years you'll find there is more than one species of human, where there exist large easily identified population groups that can only breed within the group. Speciation has already been observed in fruit flies, since their generations last only a few days, not a few decades. Take a colony of fruit flies, separate them into two different environments, and in a few weeks they will no longer be genetically compatible. You will have taken one "species" and split it into two.

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    16. Re:Yes, please. by Yosho · · Score: 3, Informative

      You don't understand how evolution works. Read this: http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2010/07/its_more_than_genes_its_networ.php

      It's a lot more complex than "monkeys turned into people."

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    17. Re:Yes, please. by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      Allright mister science man, if we all evolved from monkeys, then why come there still monkeys?

      We didn't evolve from monkeys.

      We evolved from a common ancestor with monkeys. Descendants of that ancestor evolved into several different primates. Think of Lucy as showing this. She had a lot of ape-like features, but a bigger brain capacity and a more upright gait.

      Saying we evolved from monkeys is just muddying the waters by people who like to misrepresent what other people say.

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    18. Re:Yes, please. by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      If thats what you think, you don't understand evolution.

    19. Re:Yes, please. by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      Oooh!, sounds like fun. I'll play. Here's one:
      1. There's a strong tendency in nature to try to reduce mutation in the genetic code. The standard theory is that organisms went from single strand RNA based coding to the DNA double helix, and gained a much lower rate of copying errors. Sexual reproduction = lower copying errors. Moving the code into a nucleus at the center of the cell = protection from some chemical mutagens and most alpha particles = lower copying errors. Multicelled creatures, with the reproductive system mostly protected deep in the body = lower copying errors. There are several gene complexes in 'advanced' organisms focused solely on building proteins that correct copying errors in DNA to give us still greater copying fidelity. That's standard genetics. The people who teach Biology at Cambridge or MIT would agree 100% with all this.
      2. A lower mutation rate/better copying fidelity can actually increase the rate of evolutionary change, not decrease it. That's because for a simple organism, like a bacterium, just about any change is lethal. When a creature has 12 genes that all affect height, a mutation in one may be a slight improvement. When an organism has just one gene that controls the length of a flagellum, getting it wrong is just about 100% negative in all possible environments.
      2a. For more complex organisms, a lower mutation rate is still generally beneficial to evolution, and a higher rate is actually bad. (Bear with me, this is the part that seems counterintuitive to laymen until you hear the explanation). Most organisms are already pretty well adapted to their environment. So, an improvement is a small tweak. A Giraffe gets a neck 1 inch longer than the parent, that could be an advantage. A typical genetic improvement in creatures with sexual reproduction means the parents have, say, 2.01 kids that live to reproduce themselves, while the competing animals have, on average, only 1.99 offspring. Big advantages are rare as hell. So, a good mutant gene has to survive for many generations being tested as it gradually spreads through the population. A really, really high mutation rate simply kills everything off. A really high mutation rate greatly slows or stops evolution, as the good mutant gene gets overwritten by another mutation before it can be tested by the environment. A moderately high rate slows evolution, because most mutations are negative, so a good mutation gets taken out when some other, bad mutation in a different gene totally offsets any advantages from the first, good gene, by killing or crippling the organism. Again, this is real, standard genetics and evolutionary theory as they are taught at good schools and practiced by good professional biologists.
      3. There IS some legitimate debate about just how low a copying error rate is good, but biologists mostly agree that nature would 'like' the error rate to be even lower than it is now. The optimum can't possibly be higher than the current rate - advanced organisms are either at the best possible rate or still above it.
      4. This planet is about 4.5 Billion years old (in American billions). Fossils of DNA based life with advanced multicellular error correction go back at least 750 Million years, and show signs of rapid evolution throughout prehistory. DNA based fossils go back to nearly 2 Billion years, roughly halfway to the beginning. The earliest detectable, RNA based fossils are probably datable to abut 3.5 Billion years old. (I'm getting those numbers from a book by Simon Conway Morris, not exactly a maverick when it comes to teaching Evolution. A gain this is all standard theory, not any crackpot sources).
      5. Most scientists in the field think there must have been several coding systems that were less stable than RNA, and the coding systems themselves gradually evolved. That's because (in part), all those 'synthesizing amino acids in big glass globes with electrodes' type experiments don't show any pathways that could make RNA from scratch.
      6. So the standard theory says that we have to fit several stage

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    20. Re:Yes, please. by Requiem18th · · Score: 1

      Ok, let''s, let's play this properly:

      evilution is a lye cuss nebrasker man! it was scientiologically proved to be a thoot of an pigs! PRAISE GOD we now the thrut!

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    21. Re:Yes, please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...crickets...

      Perfect example. The sound of crickets always shows up for comedic, ironic or other literary reasons...almost as if planned by some author.

      QED

    22. Re:Yes, please. by batquux · · Score: 3, Insightful

      More to the point, it's not evidence of the invalidity of evolution. We can prove stuff with fossils, but we can't prove stuff with the lack of them. And if you believe the earth is only 6000 years old, you can't do either.

    23. Re:Yes, please. by gillbates · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, a caveat first: Your understanding of evolution is not the elementary biology teacher's understanding of evolution.

      Scientist: Evolutionary theory teaches that there is a physical process by which living organisms adapt to, and are shaped by, the environment over periods of many, many generations. Though we can't explain it completely yet, we believe we will someday discover how life came about on this planet.

      Teacher: Evilushun is the theory that living things just sprang up out of nowhere, and because of that, God doesn't exist.

      You see the difference? If you could teach the history and theory of science, you'd have to teach:

      1. That science has been wrong more often than not. (Try convincing a 16th century sailor the Earth goes around the sun, when his charts are based on just the opposite, and hey, he can make 3,000+ mile navigational trip and come back to where he started. And besides, any fool can look up in the sky and *watch* the sun go around the Earth. Right!? Yet for 2000 years, mankind's best thinkers and philosophers believed something that was totally untrue.)
      2. That being wrong is a hallmark of science. That being wrong is how science differentiates between correct and incorrect theories - that is, that they must be falsifiable. That science progresses by falsifying old theories and adopting new ones. That what science believes to be true today could, with the discovery of additional evidence, be proven wrong tomorrow.
      3. That science often believes things on faith - for example, there's faith that someday we'll discover the means by which the first living cells came to be. It may even be a well founded faith - backed up by years of experimentation and data. But it's still faith.
      4. That science - unlike math - has never *proven* anything in its entire history.
      5. That unlike religious belief, science specifically restricts itself to theories of the natural - that is, material - world. Science can't tell you why, only how. It can't even address the question of God's existence, because it intentionally excludes supernatural questions from its purview.

      Now while you can understand and appreciate all of these things, this is going to be quite a stretch for most elementary and secondary education teachers, not to mention their students. A few students want to understand the depth of science. Most will be content just to know "what science says" so they can pass the test. Most will believe whatever is taught - whether creationism or evolution - without question.

      Having actually met a person in college who chose not to believe in God because of her HS biology class, I find it troubling that evolution is taught at all. Not because I take issue with the scientific theory, but because for so many, the fight over evolution is a fight over teaching against the existence of God. The science doesn't take a position one way or another, but so many have minds so small that they cannot understand the Genesis account of creation tells us who created us and why we were created, while science postulates about the process by which it came about. For an elementary or high school teacher to understand this, to articulate it well, and to get their students to understand it requires an intellect and a teaching ability few teachers possess. Evolution is better left for college, when students can appreciate the limits of the scientific method, of faith, and understand the difference between philosophy, religion, and science.

      And besides, given the difficulty with which professional evangelists having making converts, there is really very little likelihood that someone taught creationism will somehow become a believer by accident.

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    24. Re:Yes, please. by HopefulIntern · · Score: 1

      Oh wow....It never ceases to amaze me, no matter how blatantly obviously you make sarcasm, still people don't get it. I even tried to write my phrase as "southern" and "redneck" as possible. Nerd baiting is too easy!

      In simpler terms, for the 5 (possibly up to 8) people who replied: **WHOOOOOOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!**

    25. Re:Yes, please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dawkins himself admits that there are enough problems with trying to explain how life started here on Earth that he believes life may have been "seeded" here.
      A lot of people buy into the belief that intelligent design is just religious creationism, but that's not the case. Sure, a lot of creationist believe it, but ID itself
      is just making the statement that "this looks designed" not "this was created by God."

    26. Re:Yes, please. by Draek · · Score: 1

      Evolution is indefinable. Small scale adaptations are visible and observable; but we have difficulty pointing to a moment where one thing "evolves" from another.

      Isn't it when they stop having viable offspring, like ligers or mules? IANAB but that's the way I've always understood it.

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    27. Re:Yes, please. by Mantis8 · · Score: 1

      Francis Crick, one of the discoverers of the DNA double helix molecule said that it was so complex and so advanced, that the likelihood of it being a product of evolution (read CHANCE) is the same as the likelihood that a tornado blowing over a junkyard will produce a Boeing 747 jetliner!

      Genesis 1:1-2
      1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth.

      2 And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.

      In the original text, verse 2 read "and the earth BECAME without form and void"...

      How do I know? The bible tells me so!

      Isaiah 45:18
      For thus saith the LORD that created the heavens; God himself that formed the earth and made it; he hath established it, he created it not in vain, he formed it to be inhabited: I am the LORD; and there is none else.

      The words "in vain" in the phrase "he created it not in vain" are the hebrew words tohu va bohu, the exact same words in Genesis 1:2 without form and void!

      Then if you read other parts of Isaiah and also Ezekiel, you will find that it was SATAN who made the earth to become without form and void, which is consistent with all other verses on him.

      So you could have eons of time between Genesis 1:1 and Genesis 1:2. This is when the dinosaurs existed. There is much more information about this, but all of it is without any contradiction to science or the bible.

    28. Re:Yes, please. by batquux · · Score: 1

      Thank you for a thoughtful, well written post. I'm glad you pointed out the problem that we teach "what science says" instead of teaching science itself. If we could fix that, we wouldn't even be having this discussion about creationism vs. evolution in the science classroom. But to fix it, we need good teachers with a firm grasp on the subject that aren't being forced this way and that by their school board at every turn.

    29. Re:Yes, please. by Surt · · Score: 1

      There aren't any monkeys, those are evolutionist simulacrums designed to obfuscate the issue.

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    30. Re:Yes, please. by batquux · · Score: 1

      Even if life was seeded here, it still evolved. Also, "this looks designed" is no more science than "this was created by God." Almost less so.

    31. Re:Yes, please. by Creepy · · Score: 1

      Actually, that is basically the argument most creationists fixate on - if we all evolve slowly, why hasn't X creature evolved?

      They then point out that we can watch hundreds of generations of bacteria and fruit flies and they never evolve, thus disproving Darwin's theory that all creatures evolve over time.

      Of course, that ignores the amendments since then (I believe even Darwin made such an amendment) that suggest some stressor is needed, and that testing with fruit flies in managed conditions did force evolutionary changes in them. In your case, said monkey did not have a stress condition (scarce food, too hot, too cold, etc) that forced an evolutionary change like human ancestors did.

    32. Re:Yes, please. by batquux · · Score: 1

      That's a pretty rough approximation of probability. I have to say though, that I never saw a good reason evolution had to be at odds with what's in the bible.

    33. Re:Yes, please. by Yosho · · Score: 1

      Francis Crick, one of the discoverers of the DNA double helix molecule said that it was so complex and so advanced, that the likelihood of it being a product of evolution (read CHANCE) is the same as the likelihood that a tornado blowing over a junkyard will produce a Boeing 747 jetliner!

      First of all, the quote you're thinking of was said by Fred Hoyle, not Francis Crick. See http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fred_Hoyle. Second, the quote was referring to abiogenesis, not evolution. Third, Hoyle was an astronomer, not a biologist. Fourth, order comes from disorder all the time; the tornado itself arising spontaneously is an example of that. There is no reason to believe it is not possible for a self-replicating molecule to be created as a result of a chemical reaction, and evolution takes care of the rest.

      So you could have eons of time between Genesis 1:1 and Genesis 1:2. This is when the dinosaurs existed. There is much more information about this, but all of it is without any contradiction to science or the bible.

      By the way, there are LOTS of contradictions within the bible itself; see http://skepticsannotatedbible.com/contra/by_name.html. We won't even start on places where it contradicts science.

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    34. Re:Yes, please. by Burnhard · · Score: 1

      It's not evolution's fault that we can't define a "species" well enough to tell when a group of animals switches from one to the other

      Sure we can. Consider the ring species. Each individual in the ring can interbreed with it's immediate neighbours either side of it, but as individuals move further away from the start and end of the ring, they are less likely to be able to mate. Where the ring ends meet, two individuals from one end and the other cannot interbreed and are effectively a different species. The same is true of all individuals, the only difference being most intermediates are extinct. So we can say that any two animals that can mate and produce fertile offspring are the same species. Of course there are some grey areas, but that is because we are dealing with a continuum. As Dawkins has pointed out, an inability to visualise the evolutionary continuum for any given species is an example of a "discontinuous mind".

    35. Re:Yes, please. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      Yes and for that reason we can't produce an example of evolution. We can trace a genetic line that shows the evolution of species as a progression; but we can't pick up some organisms and demonstrate them evolving. We've even played with microbes, fishing around with them until they randomly started displaying completely new properties; but we still couldn't fix on if these were "variations" or "adaptations" or "evolution" because it's indefinable.

      Evolution is both something that happens and not something that happens. Part of this is that our definition of "happens" involves timescales-- ignition "happens" because every involved process has a short timescale, instead of being a process by which hundreds of actions take place that smoothly transition in such a way that over the course of 30 seconds we can't really tell when the fuel was "ignited" versus not. If "evolution" occurred by a stable state suddenly entering an unstable state, following the process that takes tens or hundreds of thousands of years in only a matter of seconds, and then slowed back down to normal timescales, we would define it easily as an action.

    36. Re:Yes, please. by Burnhard · · Score: 1

      However, in perhaps as little as 10,000 years you'll find there is more than one species of human

      I disagree. Speciation cannot occur in the absence of the geographical barriers that inhibit gene flow. In today's world, there are no such barriers. It doesn't take a huge amount of gene flow, perhaps less than 1%, to maintain the Homogeneity of a population.

    37. Re:Yes, please. by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Original sin, redemption, and death before the fall.

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    38. Re:Yes, please. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      What's a microwave? I've never owned one.

    39. Re:Yes, please. by batquux · · Score: 1

      But there's plenty of other contradictions, too. If you're going to believe them all simultaneously, why not believe evolution alongside everything else?

    40. Re:Yes, please. by nhaehnle · · Score: 1

      Do you have a source on the claim of mutually-infertile couples? I'm genuinely curious, and I would have assumed that humans are mobile enough and intermix enough to avoid that.

      If humanity were to split into multiple species before the founding of the Federation of Planets, we'd be in pretty deep trouble. Luckily, if it ever happens, it will be long after our time. Still, it's a fascinating - if somewhat disturbing - line of thought.

    41. Re:Yes, please. by batquux · · Score: 1

      It's code for "microwave oven," a device used to heat food by bombarding it with microwave radiation. We cleverly use "microwave" alone so the pedants won't understand what we're saying.

    42. Re:Yes, please. by CCarrot · · Score: 1

      Speciation cannot occur in the absence of the geographical barriers that inhibit gene flow.

      Hmm...geographical barriers...like the distance to the moon? How about Mars? Little tough to set up a booty call to Mars, wouldn't you think?

      in 10,000 years, depending on advances in technology and pressures of expanding populations, there could very well be dozens of human 'species', all as incapable of interbreeding as gibbons and apes.

      cc

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    43. Re:Yes, please. by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Werewolf....

    44. Re:Yes, please. by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      But there's plenty of other contradictions, too.

      I’m sure you’ve heard that said plenty of times, but can you personally name any without referring to Google etc?

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    45. Re:Yes, please. by batquux · · Score: 1

      Sure, start at the beginning. Read Genesis 1, then Genesis 2. Notice any differences? Here's a small one: they're two completely different accounts of creation.

    46. Re:Yes, please. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      I use something that generates heat to heat food. Thermal radiation. On the large scale this is done with fire; although on the small scale this is done by radiative heat via heat loss in i.e. nickel-chromium conductors. I'd imagine heat by thermal radiation would produce better results than heat by death ray?

    47. Re:Yes, please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Monkeys" is not a scientific term. There are and have been many different species of monkeys. The common ancestor of let's say humans and chimpanzees doesn't exist today. We did not evolve from the current species of "monkeys." Also, the divergence of two species does not always lead to direct competition and the extinction of one species, which is why there are many species of insects, birds, reptiles, fish, and primates.

    48. Re:Yes, please. by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Not really. Gen. 1 gives a broad plot outline and Gen. 2 details a bit on the creation of the shrubs and man. Problem?

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    49. Re:Yes, please. by batquux · · Score: 1

      Depending on the configuration of your nickel-chromium conductors, it could very well heat more evenly. I'll have to try it some time.

    50. Re:Yes, please. by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

      I'm assuming this is why both gas and electricity come to my house. Though I'd rather a cast iron wood-charcoal burning stove...

    51. Re:Yes, please. by ZaphDingbat · · Score: 1

      One of the "species" definitions that biologists fall back on when running into this difficulty is whether two individuals can mate and produce offspring. This makes "species" refer to broader groups than usual (since we like to separate species by shape or functionality) but gives clear lines when one species has separated into two, for example, human beings with their 46 chromosomes and monkeys with the original 48.

      Working with either definition confirms evolution, but you can use the more conservative one if you're having trouble.

    52. Re:Yes, please. by batquux · · Score: 1

      In what order are things created again? Is man allowed to use every plant for food, or is there a limitation on that? Reading further, are there people outside the garden? How many of each animal were put on the Ark? Are we allowed to kill or not? What exactly happened on Jesus' last day? How did Judas die? I admit I haven't studied this stuff in years. Some of the biggest contradictions are in what the bible says and what people try to claim it says.

    53. Re:Yes, please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and an even smaller group learned to use tools

    54. Re:Yes, please. by Enigma2175 · · Score: 1

      Since you mention it, where's the intermediate insect wing in the fossil record?

      Since insect wings fossilize poorly there has been no such fossil yet discovered. Fortunately, the theory of evolution is not just based on the fossil record. For example, this paper shows evidence for an intermediate insect wing using DNA analysis.

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    55. Re:Yes, please. by Burnhard · · Score: 1

      Hmm...geographical barriers...like the distance to the moon? How about Mars? Little tough to set up a booty call to Mars, wouldn't you think?

      It's an interesting scenario but I think that unless society X loses the ability it once had to transport genes from planet X to planet Y, a homogenising flow will be inevitable. What you're talking about here is some natural disaster (or un-natural of course, which is more likely in our case) that stops gene flow, coupled with evolutionary pressures in genes on either planet X or planet Y that lead to a significant divergence within the time it takes either society X or society Y to re-invent or otherwise re-acquire it's interplanetary travelling technology. Can we say that the "velocity" of the acquisition of technology is greater, or less than that of genetic change? I would say that it is much, much greater in the average case, but every now and then Humanity has passed through a genetic bottleneck (come close to extinction) and in this case significant divergence can be expected. The question, which I think must be undecidable, is whether or not that divergence is significant enough to cause speciation. I wonder if we could have interbred with our pre-ice age ancestors?

    56. Re:Yes, please. by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      I asked for contradictions, and you insult me with silly questions that look like they were taken from a 2nd grade Sunday School lesson?

      In what order are things created again?

      Gen. 1.

      Is man allowed to use every plant for food, or is there a limitation on that?

      They were allowed to eat of every plant except the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. What is so fucking difficult to understand about that command, hmm?

      Reading further, are there people outside the garden?

      No, what makes you think there were? Until Adam and Eve got sent out of the garden...

      How many of each animal were put on the Ark?

      Of most kinds, one pair, a male and a female. Of certain ones, 7 were taken instead of 2. Again... this is difficult to understand?

      Are we allowed to kill or not?

      Who... animals or people? The commands are all right there. They aren’t hard to follow.

      What exactly happened on Jesus' last day? How did Judas die?

      I’m pretty sure I could answer either of those without even referring to the Bible to check my memory, but I wasn’t aware there was much controversy over it, so I’m pretty sure I’d be wasting my time. As if I’m not already.

      Some of the biggest contradictions are in what the bible says and what people try to claim it says.

      Now you’ve identified the problem: not contradictions within the Bible, but people contradicting it.

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    57. Re:Yes, please. by chichilalescu · · Score: 1

      why is this modded troll? it's funny.

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    58. Re:Yes, please. by batquux · · Score: 1

      Gen. 1.

      Just looked at a couple different translations, and I guess the confusion depends on the wording of whatever particular version you have.

      They were allowed to eat of every plant except the tree of the knowledge of good and evil. What is so fucking difficult to understand about that command, hmm?

      In Genesis 1:29, God gives them every plant to eat, no exceptions.
      In Genesis 2:17, God forbids they eat of the tree of knowledge of good and evil.
      And if they do, he says they will surely die on that very day. Which they do, and they don't.

      No, what makes you think there were? Until Adam and Eve got sent out of the garden...

      Then who did Cain marry?

      The commands are all right there. They aren't hard to follow.

      Thou shalt not kill.
      Thou shalt not suffer a sorceress to live.
      Anyone who violates any number of things shall be put to death.

      I'm pretty sure I could answer either of those without even referring to the Bible to check my memory, but I wasn't aware there was much controversy over it, so I'm pretty sure I'd be wasting my time. As if I'm not already. ... Now you've identified the problem: not contradictions within the Bible, but people contradicting it.

      We are indeed both wasting our time. I have nothing against the Bible or those who believe in it. I'm no scholar in this area, but there certainly are contradictions within it, with what people say about it, and with observed reality. Are they all that important? Not so much. I will say that the Bible is the best thing that ever happened to a large number of people.

    59. Re:Yes, please. by TheSync · · Score: 1

      we create the word "species" to mean a group of individuals with similar enough DNA that they can interbreed.

      "Species" is actually a much more complicated concept, because there certainly do seem to be "species" of bacteria, yet they exchange DNA with other "species", while generally maintaining morphological similarity within their own "species" as the reproduce asexually. So species also directly appears to refer to morphologies required for evolutionary niches. Without evolutionary pressure into niches, bacteria would rapidly change morphology as they exchange DNA with other bacteria.

      Most of the "species" on earth are bacteria...

    60. Re:Yes, please. by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      > Dawkins himself admits that there are enough problems with trying to explain how life started here on Earth that he believes life may have been "seeded" here.

      I think this is a problem with communication. When a scientist talks, they usually mean every word that they say. But when a non-scientist then listens, they read between the lines, generalise and infer meaning that think was implied, and so on. The result is a lost in communication.

      _Every_ scientist should say that life may have been seeded here. It is theoretically possible, thus it may have happened. That doesn't mean it's the most likely scenario.

    61. Re:Yes, please. by regularstranger · · Score: 1

      You're posting on a forum dedicated to a story that deals with creationism, and would attract people who seriously raise the argument you did (and seem to do so all the time). Why would you be surprised that some wouldn't interpret your statement as sarcasm? It's not the people who responded to you that fail at detecting sarcasm, it is you who fail at using it. Unless you claim that this school board in question, and all of the people who post such arguments in forums like this, are just "nerd baiting" or being sarcastic, I'd suggest you refrain from using sarcasm in the future.

      I see some people wasted their mod points on you modding your comment funny. I guess they got it, but they could have also wasted their mod points modding you troll (especially with the "nerd-baiting" comment).

      I have family members who seriously raise the question you did, and don't mind calling me "mister science man" either. Food for thought, before you decide to troll next time - and then blame the people who respond for being ignorant of your efforts.

    62. Re:Yes, please. by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      Have you ever seen a snowflake?

      The odds of the water atoms just happening to clump together in that exact pattern are like winning the lottery every day of your life.

      Therefore snowflakes were created directly by a snowflake God.

    63. Re:Yes, please. by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1

      So, we create the word "species" to mean a group of individuals with similar enough DNA that they can interbreed.

      Even only taking into consideration sexually reproducing organisms, "species" is still more expansive than that. "Can't produce viable offspring" is a good starting point for what isn't a member of a species, and even works for applicable ring species if you don't assume the species relationship is transitive.

      But biologists often define things as different species even if they are biologically capable of producing viable offspring, if despite being capable of doing so they, for whatever reason (often geography), simply don't. Or don't too often, enough that they maintain genetically distinguishable populations. Canis lupis and Canis familiaris can interbreed and you can have dogs with varying degrees of wolf in them, but they're considered separate species. The Golden Fronted Woodpecker and the Red Bellied Woodpecker are separate species who reside in largely non-overlapping territories, but in the region where they do overlap hybrids are quite common. The Tufted Titmouse and the Black-crested Titmouse were once considered separate species, then they decided after studying breeding habits that they were really just different breeds of the same species, then after further study they changed their mind again.

      All of which is just to say that "species" is not a particularly rigidly defined term, basically because like you said it is not an intrinsic property of organisms but rather our attempt to classify and organize them. It's a natural inclination of the human mind, convenient and even useful to attempt to do so. It is not a natural, measurable attribute of organisms and biology accurately represents this.

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    64. Re:Yes, please. by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      In Genesis 1:29, God gives them every plant to eat, no exceptions.

      Nope, actually it reads: “And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth, and every tree, in the which is the fruit of a tree yielding seed; to you it shall be for meat.” Definitely a few exceptions – and did the fruit of the tree of the knowledge of good and evil have a seed? And it didn’t exactly say “no other exceptions”, either.

      And if they do, he says they will surely die on that very day. Which they do, and they don't.

      The death was an immediate spiritual death accompanied by the immediate beginning of the gradual process of aging and the inevitable physical death. It did not mean immediate physical death, no.

      Then who did Cain marry?

      Oh, an easy one. I like easy ones. He clearly married one of his sisters. Incest wasn’t forbidden until later, and needed not be forbidden anyway... since their DNA was only one generation away from Adam & Eve’s there would have been no risk of birth defects caused by recessive mutations.

      Thou shalt not kill.
      Thou shalt not suffer a sorceress to live.
      Anyone who violates any number of things shall be put to death.

      Those exceptions... such pesky things. How will anyone ever manage to straighten out all this mess...

      We are indeed both wasting our time. I have nothing against the Bible or those who believe in it. I'm no scholar in this area, but there certainly are contradictions within it, with what people say about it, and with observed reality. Are they all that important? Not so much. I will say that the Bible is the best thing that ever happened to a large number of people.

      Well, I’ve read it a few times and I think the contradictions are more between what people believe about it and what it says. Anyway, that’s a fair enough place to leave the discussion.

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    65. Re:Yes, please. by thasmudyan · · Score: 1

      Evolutionary theory teaches that there is a physical process by which living organisms adapt to, and are shaped by, the environment over periods of many, many generations. Though we can't explain it completely yet, we believe we will someday discover how life came about on this planet.

      No. Abiogenesis is not part of evolution. And that's not an arbitrary distinction either. The chemical processes that lead to the spontaneous assembly of the first complex self-replicating macromolecules are poorly understood because we don't yet know the composition and environmental conditions of the early earth. Abiogenesis is a concrete chemistry problem and active research field in biochemistry. Evolution on the other hand, is an abstract mathematical model that describes a universal process of change and adaptation. Biological organisms are just one of many possible substrates on which evolution can take place, for instance the process has also been observed and implemented in many areas of information technology. We can, indeed, explain it very well, profoundly and completely.

      That science has been wrong more often than not.

      Not in the way religion has, and must be, per definition. Science creates models that serve to predict outcomes. When the actual outcome does not fit the prediction made by using the model, it's time to refine (or in some cases rebuild) the model. As such, science invites failure because scientists are eager to learn from them. Failure is one of the mechanisms that make science stronger as time progresses. You can't even say that science has been wrong more often than not. Our models have become very, very good. Most people don't realize how immensely we rely on them every single day to make billions of decisions, most of which are completely correct. (You made that point yourself, but I had to throw my 2 cents in here)

      That science often believes things on faith - for example, there's faith that someday we'll discover the means by which the first living cells came to be. It may even be a well founded faith - backed up by years of experimentation and data. But it's still faith.

      This is a potentially misleading argument. Science does not really require faith. Science could be done by automatons that don't have any capacity for faith. The danger of this wording is it creates the impression that science and faith are somehow on the same level and are interrelated if not interchangeable. Science believes things based on models that are supported by measurements and abstract mathematics. Furthermore, no scientific theory stands on its own, it exists in an ecosystem of proven and reliable ideas that supply a mutually supporting and robust outlook on the world. Even hypotheses, often conceptually mistaken to be equivalent to theories, rest on some evidence and usually offer models that are at least plausible. But nobody really goes out and equates a hypothesis with proven theory, since that would indeed mean taking things on faith.

      Having actually met a person in college who chose not to believe in God because of her HS biology class, I find it troubling that evolution is taught at all. Not because I take issue with the scientific theory, but because for so many, the fight over evolution is a fight over teaching against the existence of God.

      So you encountered one of the few cases where encountering actual facts made a person think and change their mind about religion and you find that alarming. Rest assured, it doesn't happen that often. Many people instead compartmentalize their minds into ridiculously incompatible world views, each used when it seems opportune. And the vast majority, like you noticed, simply doesn't care how the world works. You could tell them the earth is steam-powered by unicorn excrement and they'd swallow it without question. Which is, incidentally, the essence of religious teaching and brings me back to you

    66. Re:Yes, please. by sorak · · Score: 1

      Please tell me what you did on your 93rd day of school, and provide written evidence. I want an eyewitness testimony that you were there, signed by your kindergarten teacher. If you cannot provide that, then we will be forced to assume that you dropped out of kindergarten to join the circus, where you eventually met a man who could heal people, but only by draining the life force of nearby entities.

    67. Re:Yes, please. by gillbates · · Score: 1

      You'd have to outlaw mathematics, physics, large parts of chemistry, information theory, parts of history, geology, ah fuck it: you'd have to outlaw pretty much everything. For some reason, you guys have singled out evolution, but the rest of science is kicking your collective asses just as badly.

      Since mathematics is the only pure science, perhaps you can enlighten me how exactly it contradicts scripture. Or even religion - any religion, for that matter. I'm sure there's some scripture somewhere that contradicts one of the laws of chemistry - can you name it? Surely there's a commandment against information theory, something about not computing on the Sabbath, maybe?

      Or perhaps the problem is that there are people who observe variations among species in nature and automatically jump to the conclusion that such variations are somehow proof that God doesn't exist. That the possibility of life adapting to its environment - rather than a sign of God's genius - is proof of his absence.

      Don't you find it odd that evolution is the only scientific theory to which fundamentalists object? Maybe, just maybe, there's something about teaching evolution that is more than just science?

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    68. Re:Yes, please. by thasmudyan · · Score: 1

      Since mathematics is the only pure science, perhaps you can enlighten me how exactly it contradicts scripture.

      For what definition of "pure" would that be? Mathematics provides basic logical reasoning tools that help us deduce complex causal relationships and create models that show impressively how phenomena work without the need of a deity standing behind the curtain pulling the strings. Mathematics also gave us direct access to information technology that we use to simulate interactions accurately, including but not limited to evolutionary mechanisms. By providing these means mathematics contradicts religion on a daily basis both directly and indirectly.

      I'm sure there's some scripture somewhere that contradicts one of the laws of chemistry - can you name it?

      First, it's not as if chemistry is based on a set of commandments where I can now just invoke something like "the 9th law of chemistry", but yes there are a few concepts that come to mind. For example, pretty much all of biochemistry that provides concrete insights into how organisms work and interact with their environment. These models are based very concretely on evolution, so I'm pretty sure everything that happens in a cell is not something that is compatible with scripture. Heck, you can't even begin to grasp proteins without evolution. But it goes deeper than that. Alchemy was the last science based on and compatible with Christian religion. Once we discovered fire wasn't an element, we departed from the bible for good.

      Surely there's a commandment against information theory, something about not computing on the Sabbath, maybe?

      There may not be a commandment, but I do recall the demonization of knowledge being a fundamental concept in the bible. Wasn't there even some Tree of Knowledge or something that made God really angry at humans for eating its fruits? I may have that mixed up though, correct me as necessary. I do also seem to remember that Satan, who is apparently the personification of evil, is known as the bringer of light and knowledge. As such he is probably a direct descendant of Prometheus with whom the ancient gods got really upset for bringing the humans fire and thus technology. From a sociological viewpoint that makes sense, because knowledge really is the nemesis of belief and vice versa.

      Or perhaps the problem is that there are people who observe variations among species in nature and automatically jump to the conclusion that such variations are somehow proof that God doesn't exist.

      Sort of, yes. There are countless areas of scientific knowledge that lead you to the conclusion that the concept of an invisible deity is not only superfluous but also counterproductive reasoning. So, it's not restricted to evolution, you can arrive at this conclusion from almost any field of science.

      That the possibility of life adapting to its environment - rather than a sign of God's genius - is proof of his absence.

      No. There are really two concepts of God we're talking about here. The first is the literal biblical god, whose existence really has been disproved over time through countless breakthroughs in understanding. The second is the general idea of an omnipotent being that guides all of the universe, but has taken every conceivable precaution so his existence can never be demonstrated but also can (on account of omnipotence) never be ruled out. Of course the number of hypothetically existing but unprovable things that can be constructed from sheer imagination is endless and not restricted to gods. Creating unprovable hypotheses is easy and you cannot logically infer truth from the mere fact that they cannot be demonstrated as false.

      Or to put it differently: I can postulate that the world is in reality powered by invisible unicorn excrement and top that off with a statement about how the unicorns are infinitely

    69. Re:Yes, please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we're all descended from monkeys how come I want a cigarette in the morning and not a banana?

    70. Re:Yes, please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      this is why I really got into fuzzy logic! :)

    71. Re:Yes, please. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I wonder if we could have interbred with our pre-ice age ancestors?

      Celts can interbreed fine with Maoris, and their common ancestor was well before that. So unless you have some reason to believe that two populations on opposite sides of the world have drifted in parallel, it would seem that the answer to your question is "yes".

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    72. Re:Yes, please. by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      I even tried to write my phrase as "southern" and "redneck" as possible.

      Boy, ah say boy, you sure done gone and failed that. Don't go a-resignin' from that thar day job just yet.

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    73. Re:Yes, please. by gillbates · · Score: 1

      You're burning a straw man here. Your understanding of the Bible, and the religions which rely upon it, is just as flawed as the fundamentalist's objections to evolution. In fact, I'd say even more so. Most fundies object to specific theories and bring up ridiculous counterexamples, but you seem to misunderstand even the argument made against your position. In fact, the notion of fire being an element is something the ancient Greeks thought up, not something you'll find in the Bible. Ironically, they came to this conclusion after the rejection of religion and insistence upon observation of nature.

      I really don't know where to start with this, except to state that most religions wouldn't even recognize the objections you attribute to them. We don't read the Bible as if it's a scientific treatise. When it says that God created Man, we can believe that without knowing all of the details of how he did it. Indeed, a particularly liberal interpretation might be that, because ancient man had no concept of a cell, that the writer of Genesis chose to say, "out of the dust of the earth" because dust was the smallest size particle of which the ancient reader would be familiar. The point isn't the method chosen, or the specifics of how it was done, but that our existence was the result of divine intention, not a merely lucky coincidence.

      There is one point, though, that I think you'd appreciate. You seem to believe religion cherishes ignorance, but in fact the opposite is true. From the very first chapter of Proverbs, we have:

      The Proverbs of Solomon, the son of David, king of Israel:
      That men may appreciate wisdom and discipline, may understand words of intelligence;
      May receive training in wise conduct, in what is right, just and honest;
      That resourcefulness may be imparted to the simple, to the young man knowledge and discretion.
      A wise man by hearing them will advance in learning, an intelligent man will gain sound guidance,
      That he may comprehend proverb and parable, the words of the wise and their riddles.
      The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge; wisdom and instruction fools despise.

      You see, religion isn't content with merely the explanation of natural phenomenon, but seeks to understand all aspects of reality - including the supernatural, the spiritual, and the moral as well. It doesn't require us to abandon the notion of God's control over the universe because someone has found a way of explaining, and even predicting, natural phenomena.

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    74. Re:Yes, please. by Mantis8 · · Score: 1

      First off, I got the francis crick quote from the history channel show.

      Secondly, all current, existing bibles do have some contradictions, but the original, God-breathed WORD had no errors in it. God is perfect, therefore his word is perfect, which means the individual words are perfect, the order of the words is perfect, the usage of the words is perfect, etc.

      IF there are any APPARENT contradictions in current bibles, then the problem has to be either in translation or our understanding, or sometimes even both.

      I highly recommend you take the foundational class on the way of abundance and power and see for yourself! http://www.theway.org/available.php?page=wayclass&lang=en

      I dare you to believe God and quit letting satan blind your eyes!

      II Corinthians 4:3-6
      But if our gospel be hid, it is hid to them that are lost:

      In whom the god of this world hath blinded the minds of them which believe not, lest the light of the glorious gospel of Christ, who is the image of God, should shine unto them.

      For we preach not ourselves, but Christ Jesus the Lord; and ourselves your servants for Jesus' sake.

      For God, who commanded the light to shine out of darkness, hath shined in our hearts, to give the light of the knowledge of the glory of God in the face of Jesus Christ.

      Psalms 12:6
      The words of the LORD are pure words: as silver tried in a furnace of earth, purified seven times.

      The number 7 in the bible is the number of spiritual perfection. God's word is perfectly pure. Man's word is not.

    75. Re:Yes, please. by Yosho · · Score: 1

      the original, God-breathed WORD had no errors in it ... IF there are any APPARENT contradictions in current bibles, then the problem has to be either in translation or our understanding, or sometimes even both. ... II Corinthians 4:3-6 ... Psalms 12:6

      I'm sure you think you're being convincing, but the thing you have to realize here is that every single argument you're making relies on the assumption that I think your holy book is perfect and infallible. I don't; I think it's a collection of fables and myths pieced together by bronze-age philosophers and farmers. The reason there seem to be contradictions isn't because of a bad translation or because I'm not reading it right; it's because the people who collected those fables didn't have their stories straight.

      Please, present to me some argument why your book is divinely inspired that doesn't boil down to "believing this makes me feel good, so this must be true" or "I don't know the answer to a question, therefore this must be true."

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    76. Re:Yes, please. by thasmudyan · · Score: 1

      In fact, the notion of fire being an element is something the ancient Greeks thought up, not something you'll find in the Bible. Ironically, they came to this conclusion after the rejection of religion and insistence upon observation of nature.

      I was talking about alchemy, and the point was that this was the last time when chemistry was compatible with and encouraged by the Christian leadership. Which is still correct, but I apologize if I failed to bring that point across. Have mercy on a non-native English speaker ;-)

      We don't read the Bible as if it's a scientific treatise.

      No, most of "you" replace the Bible with scientific treatise and the rest of "you" thinks the Bible should supersede science whenever it seems necessary. But so as not to generalize too much, I'll just talk about your position as I perceived it, which is more closely related to the latter.

      When it says that God created Man, we can believe that without knowing all of the details of how he did it.

      I believe that you do indeed try to live according to that. It's a few lines further down when you state the opposite by professing that religion does not cherish ignorance where I have trouble keeping my sarcasm in check. But let's not dwell on that, let's instead talk about facts, not perceived intentions. Trouble is, God did demonstrably not create Man (or woman for that matter). You see, science cannot just glance over certain areas of nature, just because "we can believe the Bible without knowing the details".

      We investigate everything, because we have to. Science would not even work if important pieces of the puzzle were off-limits. So we researched. And we found out how the universe came into existence, we found out how matter interacts, and we found out how life works. In great detail, and we're not even close to finished. In some areas, and for some of us, those results may be troubling or directly contradict the teachings of our ancestors. But they exist nonetheless, and wishful thinking cannot rewrite reality. It becomes a question of whether you either accept what you found out and move on, or you willingly ignore what you learned and stay with a world view that is entirely based on fiction.

      I'll now move on to the depressing Bible passage you posted that, if nothing else, apparently demonstrates to both of us how scripture is designed to be interpreted however one likes it:

      That men may appreciate wisdom and discipline, may understand words of intelligence;
      May receive training in wise conduct, in what is right, just and honest;

      I liked that, but in the back of my head there was the creeping suspicion that those words meant something else for the author than they do for us today. And indeed, here comes the resolution:

      The fear of the LORD is the beginning of knowledge; wisdom and instruction fools despise.

      So many things wrong with that, on so many levels, where to start... First off, if your God rules through fear, he is first and foremost a complete douche-bag and following tyrants is generally considered an act of cowardice if not treason. However, once again I have to concede that this argument is not exactly on-topic anymore.

      Let's stay with the part where God is placed on top of every scientific observation. That's just not possible anymore, even if a scientist somehow tried it, their results would be severely compromised. This is exactly what pushed Einstein over the cliff and why Boltzmann killed himself. Now, nearly a century later, it has become even more futile to unify science and religion, especially for people who want to stay true to both.

      You see, religion isn't content with merely the explanation of natural phenomenon, but seeks to understand all aspects of reality - including the supernatural, the spiritual, and the moral as

    77. Re:Yes, please. by gillbates · · Score: 1

      I told myself I'd end this thread a long time ago. But I'm interested in the "provably untrue" part in the context of objective reality. Surely you can explain, or point to a reference?

      I mean, if someone came to me and said he's seen a pink unicorn, I'm not sure I'd believe him, but I don't think I could prove his observation false, either. If religion was provably false in the context of objective reality, why do prominent atheists like Dawkins argue that God's existence is improbable, instead of just offering proof?

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    78. Re:Yes, please. by Mantis8 · · Score: 1

      You just gotta have faith brotha...

      Just kidding. :))

      Matthew 22:29
      Jesus answered and said unto them, Ye do err, not knowing the scriptures, nor the power of God.

      One reason you do not know the scriptures or the power of God is because nobody has taught you the integrity and accuracy of the word; who teaches us about the 9 manifestations of holy spirit and how to use them? What about the differences of body, soul, & spirit? Or the 7 biblical administrations, or how the word of God interprets itself, etc?

      The other reason is that you are missing the key to understanding the bible: the gift of holy spirit.

      I Corinthians 2:14
      But the natural man(a man who is only body & soul: he is missing the key ingredient - holy spirit) receiveth not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness unto him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned.

      Without the gift of holy spirit, it is IMPOSSIBLE to unlock the mysteries of the bible. So how do you get it? Very simple.

      Romans 10:9,10
      That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord Jesus, and shalt believe in thine heart that God hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved.

      For with the heart man believeth unto righteousness; and with the mouth confession is made unto salvation.

      No man-made religion of confessing your sins needed here. Just do what God says.

      So now then, how did we get this word of God?

      Romans 16:25,26
      Now to him that is of power to stablish you according to my gospel, and the preaching of Jesus Christ, according to the revelation of the mystery, which was kept secret since the world began,

      But now is made manifest, and by the scriptures of the prophets, according to the commandment of the everlasting God, made known to all nations for the obedience of faith:

      God taught Paul what to write by revelation, (which is one of the 9 manifestations of holy spirit I was telling you about). The gift of holy spirit is our connection to God. Without it, there is no connection, and thus no ability to fully understand the scriptures.

      II Peter 1:20,21
      Knowing this first, that no prophecy of the scripture is of any private interpretation.

      For the prophecy came not in old time by the will of man: but holy men of God spake as they were moved by the Holy Ghost.

      In verse 20, the word "private" comes from the Greek word idios, which means "ones own". Thus the bible is not to be of one's own interpretation. So if no one is to interpret the bible, then what? There are only 2 logical alternatives: either there is no interpretation possible (which is crazy, since why would God give us a book that cannot be interpreted?) or it must interpret itself. That is exactly what it does - it interprets itself. Therefore, there must be some simple, logical keys that we can know and use so that the bible explains itself. There are many of them, but that is another teaching.

      Verse 21 tells us that (the holy ghost = God) "moved" (inspired) holy men of God (in other words, only men with the gift of holy spirit) what to speak (they often had scribes write down what they said verbatim). The bible did not come to us from the will of man - he did not think up all this stuff. This agrees with the record in Romans 16, so no contradiction here.

      Ephesians 3:1-3
      For this cause I Paul, the prisoner of Jesus Christ for you Gentiles,

      If ye have heard of the dispensation(from Greek oikonomia = administration) of the grace of God which is given me to you-ward:

      How that by REVELATION he(God) made known unto me(Paul) the mystery; (as I wrote afore in few words,

      Whereby, when ye read, ye may understand my knowledge in the mystery of Christ).

      The great apostle Paul received the word of God by revelation(God revealing it to him). He did not think it up himself, but

  19. Great more students to filter out as a Professor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    When I'm looking for graduate students and undergraduate honors students I'm looking for students who don't need a lot of training to get down to work. If I have to teach them basic science then that is too much work.

    So I'll add Louisiana students to the list of high maintenance students who I generally avoid.

    Your govt betrays your future by making your students less attractive in academia and industry.

  20. HBO has a great documentary on Louisianna by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's called "True Blood." Really interesting. I think they have some bigger issues to deal with down there, rather than evolution vs. creationism. I mean, where do vampires fit in to the debate? And werewolves? How would that evolve? Sex with wolves seems to dangerous.

  21. Why not? Because IT'S NOT SCIENCE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On the other hand, people there don't seem to understand the scientific method, so their science curriculum can't be worth much either way.

  22. If Creationism happened by drumcat · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ...then it's God's Plan to kill everything in the Gulf, not BP.

    1. Re:If Creationism happened by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, maybe their god has it in for them. First it tried drowning them in water (i.e., Hurricane Katrina) and they lived. Then it tried drowning them in oil, and they're still plugging away, trying to inject cretinism, er, I mean "creationism" into the classroom. Maybe next it'll be a storm of fire and brimstone?

    2. Re:If Creationism happened by AndrewNeo · · Score: 1

      This is honestly how some people's minds work.

    3. Re:If Creationism happened by Surt · · Score: 1

      Well ... most creationists do believe that man can sin against god's will. His wimpy schwimpy will that has no power over reality.

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  23. Idiots by oic0 · · Score: 1, Troll

    I also live in Louisiana and this comes as no surprise. This is a VERY religious state. Every 100 yards you see a church, no lie! Louisiana is all about big churches, big trucks / SUVs, low IQs, and butchering the English language.

    1. Re:Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do what my parents did: leave the state. The entire place is a shithole and looks like it will never improve. Get out while you still can. Texas is a much, much better place to live, despite the far inferior food.

    2. Re:Idiots by psbrogna · · Score: 1
      Careful- I know smart people from LA, including ones that drive over-sized vehicles. Some of them even feel religion has a place in the world. As far as evolving the English language- that's neither here nor there but probably explainable given the cultural mash-up going on down there which is a defining characteristic of that part of the country and one I believe that should be applauded.

      While it's comical how tightly they cling to their religion I think the question that has to come before the one of religion in schools is whether parents have the right to impress belief systems on their children. I believe they do- even when passing on their beliefs puts their children at a disadvantage relative to those with exposure to a more scientific curriculum. Isn't our country supposed to be about tolerance, freedom to believe what we want and empowering local gov't as much as possible? I think we should try to avoid ridiculing their beliefs and let them run their little corner they want to.

    3. Re:Idiots by oic0 · · Score: 1

      Don't get me wrong, it has its place. A lot of people need it. Its their coping mechanism for life. They just need to realize its not science. The school curriculum down here is bad enough as is with all of the teach to the test BS. The state has bad test scores when compared to other states so instead of improving things they are just forcing teachers to teach exactly what is on the test at the expense of the children's education. This state does have some good aspects though. It's one of the most free states. A lot less violations of our rights. That and all of the green is what keeps me here (plant life, NOT cash, very poor state).

    4. Re:Idiots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... I think the question that has to come before the one of religion in schools is whether parents have the right to impress belief systems on their children. I believe they do- even when passing on their beliefs puts their children at a disadvantage relative to those with exposure to a more scientific curriculum. Isn't our country supposed to be about tolerance, freedom to believe what we want and empowering local gov't as much as possible? I think we should try to avoid ridiculing their beliefs and let them run their little corner they want to.

      That's absurd. No one is attempting to prevent parents from passing on their "belief systems" to their children. It is THEY who are trying to change the entire world around them to make sure that their impressed belief systems have no possible competitor. THAT is what's unfair to the children. Whatever happened to the free market(place of ideas)? Besides, you won't find biology teachers EVEN in ultraviolet states explicitly talking about religion and how evolution is an alternative to it. If the parents want to control their children's minds to such an extent, fine (though I think that's highly immoral, not much different from abuse - sort of a mindrape if you will). But it is not society's responsibility to help them in perpetuating these belief systems. If they are so insecure in their belief, tough noogies.

    5. Re:Idiots by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      Hellz. Still logged in with AC unchecked but for some reason that one got posted as AC. ~thrawn_aj

    6. Re:Idiots by value_added · · Score: 1

      I also live in Louisiana and this comes as no surprise. This is a VERY religious state. Every 100 yards you see a church, no lie! Louisiana is all about big churches, big trucks / SUVs, low IQs, and butchering the English language.

      Really? My opinion (as an outsider) is that the South (Lousiana and New Orleans, in particular) represents the best food, the best music, and the best culture this country has to offer. Texas, on the other hand ...

  24. Why stop there? by Drakkenmensch · · Score: 3, Funny

    If I don't believe in math, why should my kids learn that two plus two equals four? That's just science brainwashing them against my belief!

    1. Re:Why stop there? by Chrisq · · Score: 3, Funny

      Absolutely. The bible teaches that 1 = 3, how dare they contradict the trinity.

    2. Re:Why stop there? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      stupid numbers, how does it work? and i don't want no mathamagicians always lying to me.

    3. Re:Why stop there? by Surt · · Score: 1

      Homeschooling is the solution to all your problems. And a helpful source of them for your kids!

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    4. Re:Why stop there? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Once we are done laughing at the joke, let's try to be serious for a second.

      Math is not science, it is an art form, parts of it are used in sciences because this is an art form that allows us to create a self-consistent limited set of rules within limits we define and then with those rules, within those limits we can simulate certain properties of physical events.

      So a good response to something as silly as that would be that math is completely man-made and does not pretend to 'know the truth', it does not try to establish itself as a science that answers any questions, but it can be used to simulate parts of reality, thus it does not compete with any religion at all, so no worries for creationists there. Of-course I am not sure they can understand this point.

    5. Re:Why stop there? by M8e · · Score: 1

      I use trinary you insensetive clod! Two plus two equals eleven!

    6. Re:Why stop there? by vell0cet · · Score: 1

      You guys joke. But the bible teaches that pi is exactly 3.

      http://gospelofreason.com/2007/06/13/god-said-pi-3-stand-by-your-beliefs-dammit/

    7. Re:Why stop there? by Chowderbags · · Score: 1

      So the Bible says 1=3. It also says pi is equal to 3. We all know pi is irrational. Since 1=God, does that mean God is irrational?

      Things are so much clearer now.

  25. It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere. It merely says at some point "there's no point looking for why here" and that ends science.

    Science is the eternal curious ape asking "why's that, then?". As soon as you put in "irreducible complexity" you've closed off science.

    Because this is actually an attempt to end science for all. Religion has been cut back further and further, from being the reason why lions eat people, lightning strikes and illness happens. Now we know that lions are independent creatures that eat meat, lightning strikes are caused by electrical buildup in the clouds and that illnesses are caused by little organisms.

    Every time science answers a question "why's that, then?" god gets a little slimmer.

    And this is an attempt to kill science once and for all.

    1. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by BrokenHalo · · Score: 1

      Every time science answers a question "why's that, then?" god gets a little slimmer.

      Well, he could probably stand to lose a few pounds. Maybe get rid of that stupid beard too, while he's at it. ;-)

    2. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by thrawn_aj · · Score: 4, Funny

      Every time science answers a question "why's that, then?" god gets a little slimmer.

      *sigh* If only that worked for me =(

    3. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by mea37 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      'It merely says at some point "there's no point looking for why here" and that ends science.'

      I'd say that depends a bit on the particular brand of creationism in question, but generally I agree.

      However, be careful just how derisively you treat that attitude. The vast majority of "sceintifically-minded" people treat the big bang in exactly the same way. "Oh, that was the beginning; alright then."

      'Every time science answers a question "why's that, then?" god gets a little slimmer.'

      Only to people with very limited understanding of both religion and science. But, we are talking about a school board in LA, so you may have a point.

    4. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by gravis777 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      This may sound weird coming from someone who believes in Creationism, but I agree. Creationism is not a science but a belief, and should not be taught in Science Class.

      Teaching it in school, though, is a whole different issue, which is what I am for. My local district teaches religous courses as electives, and covers religions other than just Christianity. Its basically the best way that I know of to please everyone, Evolution is taught in science, Creationism is taught in religion, and offering the religion class says, "We understand that there are different viewpoints, and we are presenting them, in their proper light".

      In summery, offer religion based classes to students, but don't mistake beliefs as science. Shoot, you can go as far as to require religion based classes IF you cover different religions, and call it diversity sensitivity training (some people on Slashdot could probably benefit from diversity training). Then let kids make up their own minds. Teachers should not pressure a kid at any time by saying the other one is wrong, or by presenting their personal views.

      So keep creationism out of science, but do offer religious beliefs as a class outside of science.

    5. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by domatic · · Score: 4, Insightful

      However, be careful just how derisively you treat that attitude. The vast majority of "sceintifically-minded" people treat the big bang in exactly the same way. "Oh, that was the beginning; alright then."

      Yep but the scientifically-minded are just philosophizing like the rest of us when they talk spirituality rather than science. Isaac Newton spent more of his time and effort on questions of religion rather than physics and math. It is the physics and math that he is remembered for. Also, there is a quite of lot of "Why's that, then?" on the Big Bang, the Hubble Expansion, and any number of other Big Questions in cosmology right now. The Big Bang itself is not exempt from becoming just another explained phenomenon.

    6. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by mibe · · Score: 3, Insightful

      There's a big difference though. Asserting that the Big Bang began everything does not end inquiry into the Big Bang itself. It's just that, with our current level of technology and understanding of the physical laws of the universe, that's the best explanation we've got. I assure you that the Big Bang will be looked at in better detail as soon as scientists are able to, because that's what scientists do. Why do you think we'll just sit around saying, "Oh Big Bang got it, let's talk about something else" when evolution, which already has mounds of evidence to back it up, is still an active area of research? No, the origin of the universe, like the origin of species (and the origin of life) is too much of a mystery, too tantalizing to let go.

    7. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      It merely says at some point "there's no point looking for why here" and that ends science.

      Wow, you clearly don't understand religion at all.

      Every time science answers a question "why's that, then?" god gets a little slimmer.

      Everytime science answers one question, several more result from the answer, I hardly think that goes for proving your point.

      And this is an attempt to kill science once and for all.

      Wait, what? So its impossible to disagree with certain things without disagree with everything related to it? Thats just retarded.

      I'm not for teaching 'creationism' as it is clearly silly as it stands, but you really don't have any idea what religion is, and you're confusing the two as if they are one and the same.

      You're being as retarded as the idiots trying to push creationism in a science class. You're both being pig headed, ignorant, close minded fucks.

      None of those traits are conducive to good science OR religion and only result in a jihad against the other.

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    8. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      And this is an attempt to kill science once and for all.

      Nice appeal to emotion there Chicken Little, but you're giving these folks *way* too much credit.

    9. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by Try_Nice · · Score: 1
      Can someone explain to me how the major tenants of evolution are falsifiable?

      Certainly bacteria can gain antibiotic resistance, but they are still bacteria in every sense.

      Christians may say you could never observe God because He is too far away. Not falsifiable.
      Evolutionists may say you could never observe bacteria-to-cat evolution because it takes too long. Also not falsifiable.

      Tom: "Creation is observable science."
      Bill: "What? How can you say that!?"
      Tom: "Scientists create things every day!"
      Bill: "That's not the kind of creation I'm talking about. I'm talking about God making something appear from nothing."
      Tom: "Yeah, you can't observe that. But it happened--and you can't prove that it didn't!"

      Bill: "Evolution is observable science."
      Tom: "What? How can you say that!?"
      Bill: "Things evolve every day: like birds getting shorter beaks"
      Tom: "That's not the kind of evolution I'm talking about. I'm talking about reptiles turning into birds."
      Bill: "Yeah, you can't observe that. But it happened--and you can't prove that it didn't!"

      Should we only teach the parts of evolution (or creation) that are actually falsifiable?

    10. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by misexistentialist · · Score: 1

      require religion based classes IF you cover different religions...Then let kids make up their own minds.

      We would lose all our young boys once they hear about the 72 virgins. Baby Jesus only has niche appeal.

    11. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere. It merely says at some point "there's no point looking for why here" and that ends science.

      Science is the eternal curious ape asking "why's that, then?". As soon as you put in "irreducible complexity" you've closed off science.

      Because this is actually an attempt to end science for all. Religion has been cut back further and further, from being the reason why lions eat people, lightning strikes and illness happens. Now we know that lions are independent creatures that eat meat, lightning strikes are caused by electrical buildup in the clouds and that illnesses are caused by little organisms.

      Every time science answers a question "why's that, then?" god gets a little slimmer.

      That's based on the wrong assumption that religion is about explaining naturalistic events ("how does X occur?"). Most religious texts, however, spend very little time at "explaining" natural phenomena, and I am yet to meet a single person who when asked "why do you believe in God?" responds "because I just couldn't explain a particular physical process". Sorry to rain on your rhetorical parade.

    12. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by f3r · · Score: 1

      yes, and keep also a class for explaining things about santa claus, etc.

    13. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sweet, I'll take atheism for the easy A, thanks!

    14. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by JDSalinger · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Why should we have classes on religions? Discussing ethics and morality is obviously of paramount importance, while adding dogma to this discourse is not. Should there be entire classes on Scientology and ancient religions or just the ones you personally think contain validity? The graveyard of dead deities we call mythology are gods and religions that people once took as seriously as you do in your religion. It is 2010. The majority of intelligent people are just being polite and trying to not to hurt religious peoples' feelings at this point.

    15. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by h4rr4r · · Score: 5, Insightful

      My tax dollars should not be spent on indoctrinating kids into any cults or other magical thinking societies. You folks already get tax breaks on your fantasy, what more do you really think you should get?

    16. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

      I'm all for diversity training. As long as it's not the difference between Catholicism, Mormonism, Quakerism, etc.

      Bring in some Hinduism, Buddhism, Scientology, and the Muslim faith. (okay, I joke about the third one.) Then you get some diversity of discussion.

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    17. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, Scientology is just as valid a belief structure as the others. It's less Scientology (the belief system) that is the problem as is Scientology (the organization that claims to have sole jurisdiction over Scientological beliefs).

      Not so coincidentally, you can replace "Scientology" in that sentence with just about any organized house of religion.

    18. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by AGMW · · Score: 1

      ...Teachers should not pressure a kid at any time by saying the other one is wrong ...

      This must be some new definition of "teacher" that I've otherwise been unaware of.

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    19. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by vell0cet · · Score: 1

      Irreducible Complexity is pretty much the only hypothesis in Intelligent Design that has even been presented. IC is actually science because it is falsifiable. We can look at the evidence and see whether the facts support Irreducible Complexity.

      The facts DO NOT support Irreducible Complexity. Therefore the only scientific hypothesis ever to be presented from Intelligent Design is incorrect. Do we really want to be teaching something that is demonstrably wrong in school?

      Although, it's an excellent example of how good science trumps pseudo-science.

    20. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you get some diversity of discussion.

      The more religions you bring in, diverse it gets.

    21. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its funny but growing up in WV there was no local controversy. I went to Catholic Schools k-8 and evolution was taught in science class. It was taught as the best guess we have as to what happened based on scientific evidence. I like that, because it shows science changes over time. It bothered some families, so usually evolution was preceded by studying things like DNA and Gregor Mendel's work (one of his direct descendants was even in my class).

      In a public high school, my 9th grade science and physics teacher was Catholic and preceded the class with in this class we study science. We're not trying to change your beliefs or even saying this is what happened. Based on scientific experiments this is our best guess.

      In religion class in Catholic schools I was taught that the purpose of the creation story was the man created evil and not God and that God created us. Some people take it literally, but here are some interesting points that cast some doubts towards a literal interpretation. Again, we honestly don't know the truth.

      In public high school, there was a bible in my 10th grade social studies classroom. For the most part, we skipped over Christianity as most people were Christian and we studies Hinduism, Buddhism, and Islam. It was one of the most interesting classes I have ever taken.

      If an Appalachian, bible-belt, West Virginian city can figure it out, then why can't the rest of the country?

    22. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by vell0cet · · Score: 1

      1) These changes can be observed in the fossil record.

      2) Vestigial organs, structures, etc. I find the most interesting are genetic histories. My personal favorite is the vestigial centromere in human chromosome #2 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chromosome_2_(human)#Evolution

      As a scientist though, I will concede that evolution is only our BEST current explanation for these observations. It is entirely possible that an Intelligent Designer created all these things to appear as though there were other processes at work. But that is not a scientific explanation and in my view holds less value than the scientific (evolutionary) theory.

    23. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by An0iD · · Score: 1

      no, no no. Religeon is to be taught at a church. Not at a school. If you dont agree, close your curch You want your little infected spawn to learn about fairy tales, send them to fairly tail school on sunday, dont frack up the school system for the rest of us.

    24. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by ZaphDingbat · · Score: 1

      So keep creationism out of science, but do offer religious beliefs as a class outside of science.

      As an atheist, I 100% wholeheartedly agree with this. Religion is part of art, history, philosophy, literature-- all kinds of other subjects. It can be taught in those classes. Religion is not science.

    25. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by thechao · · Score: 1

      My problem with "religion in school" is the same problem I had with the "partial course on religion" taught in during the "world history segment" in a public Texas school I went to: ~6 weeks of Christianity, one lecture on Judaism, and one lecture "on the rest of the pagan world" with commentary like "and the crazy Hindus believe that you are reincarnated as a cow." I guarantee you that a mandatory religious course will look like this very soon after it is instituted. So I think your "teach a religion course" is a total BS idea and I don't want to pay for it.

    26. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by kj_kabaje · · Score: 1

      This is sheer nonsense. The point of many religions is to gain a better spiritual understanding and continue a religious journey--one that continues to ask questions. Some people don't want to examine that and that is their choice.

    27. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by More+Trouble · · Score: 1

      So keep creationism out of science, but do offer religious beliefs as a class outside of science.

      I think it should be taught in school, but as politics not religion. AFAIK, Creationism is not anyone's religious belief, it's a mishmash of otherwise unrelated data attempting to undermine science, create a stir, and motivate voters. Kind of like global warming deniers, which also ought to be studied as politics and/or economics.

    28. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What kind of Creationism do you believe in? That the whole young-earth Garden of Eden Adam's Rib Tree of Knowledge story is literal truth (or substitute the Hindutva idea that Indian culture is millions of years old, or Greek theogony, or the "turtles all the way down" ...)? Or do you believe in something like guided evolution?

      The latter is a belief that is held by most educated practitioners of most mainstream religions (excluding for instance Buddhism), and can be held in a way that doesn't strongly conflict with scientific evidence - indeed, the whole thing can be made to hang together by just assuming that all stochastic events always turn out in accordance with the "Free Will" of human beings or the Will of the Creator. I'd call that "intelligent design." It's still not science, and under the establishment clause, it should not be taught as a subject in itself in a government supported school (unless *all* religions are represented, and that's a very tall order), though as an historical phenomenon, it's ok to teach it; but it is not actually falsified by science (if you're careful about your claims), and so is not inconsistent with becoming a scientist or studying or teaching science. If that's what you belief, I'd suggest that you use the term "guided evolution" and say that it should be taught in religion classes, and then no one but a bigot will have any beef with you.

      But the former, which is what I'd call "Creationism," is wholly inconsistent with the scientific evidence we have, and would force us to throw out the scientific method to accept it. If you don't believe this, you don't want to call what you believe "Creationism," or even necessarily "intelligent design," simply because of the way those terms have been misused.

    29. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by camperdave · · Score: 1

      Every time science answers a question "why's that, then?" god gets a little slimmer.

      Really? I see it the other way. Every time science answers a question "why's that, then?", God gets a little more majestic. It's not just a matter of commanding a lion to eat, but orchestrating its history so that it is hungry enough to attack when needed. It's not just a matter of hurling a lightning bolt, but arranging for sufficient charge, and the proper conductive path

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    30. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by Philomage · · Score: 1

      I'm all for creationism being taught in school... just as soon as evolution is taught in church.

    31. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh yeah, that will go over real well in redneck school board meetings:

      "Ok, you can teach intelligent design. It will be Chapter 4 in Religion class right after Greek and Roman mythology, Islam and the FSM."

    32. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by Try_Nice · · Score: 1

      1) These changes can be observed in the fossil record.

      This is an attempt at "proof" of evolution--not an answer to the question how can its philosophy be falsified.

      Interestingly, the fossil record shows that there are many similar life forms, and many different life forms.

      But where in the fossil record do we find the requisite organisms in the process of developing lungs (ones that are not yet useful or used)? Or eyes? Or hearts?

      With an obviously unobservable millions/billions of years macro-evolution, how is the idea itself falsifiable?

      2) Vestigial organs, structures, etc.

      How are vestigial organs a falsifiable theory? Even if a purpose was found for every vestigial organ (like the appendix once was), it would not be possible to falsify the idea that these organs were inherited from a lower life form--would it?

      I find the most interesting are genetic histories. My personal favorite is the vestigial centromere in human chromosome #2 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chromosome_2_(human)#Evolution

      To take your example, in what way (with what observable data) could you falsify this claim: "The locus cloned in cosmids c8.1 and c29B is the relic of an ancient telomere-telomere fusion and marks the point at which two ancestral ape chromosomes fused to give rise to human chromosome"?

      Evolution is only scientific in the realms where it is falsifiable. Many of its most important ideas are not falsifiable as far as I can tell.

      Should we only allow the parts of evolution (or creation) that are actually falsifiable (scientific) to be taught?

    33. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by vell0cet · · Score: 1

      Vestigial Organs is not a theory. It's evidence to support evolution.

      I think you're having trouble understanding falsifiability.

      Is something is falsifiable, it means that there can be evidence that can be presented so that the theory as it is can be shown to be false. IF for instance, a cat gave birth do a chicken. That proves that the current theory of evolution is false. Thus evolution is falsifiable.

      "To take your example, in what way (with what observable data) could you falsify this claim: "The locus cloned in cosmids c8.1 and c29B is the relic of an ancient telomere-telomere fusion and marks the point at which two ancestral ape chromosomes fused to give rise to human chromosome"?"

      This one is simple... if another great ape (which has 48 chromosomes) has a set of chromosomes that exhibits similar cloned sequences of telomere-telomere fusion, it indicates that the fused chromosome of human chromosome 2 did NOT result from the fusion of 2 chromosomes of a common ancestor with apes. That would prove that the claim is false. But that's not the case... but IF that evidence was every observed, that would make it false.

      I think you have a misunderstanding of what "falsifiable" means.

    34. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by vell0cet · · Score: 1

      But creationism is NOT falsifiable.

      If creationism says that God created the Grand Canyon and there is tons of evidence that is presented that shows it was craved out through the process of erosion over millions of years. The answer can STILL be God created it. He could have made it look that way. God could have used erosion to create it (I like this one actually since it shows that religion and science can coexist).

      But fundamentally, the initial statement (theory) that God created the grand canyon cannot be shown to be false.

    35. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by vell0cet · · Score: 1

      Oh sorry... maybe I should explain. If that evidence existed... that would mean that humans and apes did not have a common ancestor. In fact, that was the problem initially... If there did not exist a pair of fused chromosomes in humans (humans have 46 chromosomes and great apes have 48) another theory of human/ape common ancestry would have to be found because the previous one was falsified. In fact, the entire theory of evolution would probably be in trouble because there really wouldn't be a place for humans to fit in on the evolutionary tree.

    36. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by Rinikusu · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The fucking Christians already have a way to indoctrinate their kids. It's called fucking "CHURCH." If they're going to try to push creationism, then what version are they going to teach? What makes "intelligent design" any more reasonable than Hindu or other creation stories? No, this is just a veiled attempt to try and keep "christianity" relevant as we push further and further away from our fundamentalist, backwards, ancestral belief systems.

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    37. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by gravis777 · · Score: 1

      Actually, we do have classes on mythology and dead gods. And yes, Scientology should be included, although they may have issues with us teaching their views for free

    38. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by isorox · · Score: 1

      Why should we have classes on religions? Discussing ethics and morality is obviously of paramount importance, while adding dogma to this discourse is not. Should there be entire classes on Scientology and ancient religions or just the ones you personally think contain validity? The graveyard of dead deities we call mythology are gods and religions that people once took as seriously as you do in your religion. It is 2010. The majority of intelligent people are just being polite and trying to not to hurt religious peoples' feelings at this point.

      Don't see why not. I had classes on mythology in high school, things like the Iliad, Hercules, etc. Didn't make me worship any of those gods.

      Had classes on religion too, recognising the fundamental parts of various religions, even if it's something simple like not offering a Jew some pork, or a Muslim alcohol.

      I guess one problem (for some) with teaching religion in school is it challenges the beliefs that kids are indoctrinated with by their families and communities. They're told there's "One True Religion", but if they learn there are plenty of people that believe all sorts of wacky stuff, it might put's their own beliefs into perspective, and possibly breed tolerance.

      And yes, Scientology should be taught in schools. Exactly what scientologists believe, why they believe it, what actions their religion performs, etc. Starting off with that South Park episode would be good.

      Knowlege is power. In these days of fundamentalism, it's very useful knowledge to have. You could argue that you should learn about this particular part of humanity outside of school, but the same argument equally applies to chemistry. You could argue there's not enough time to teach religion, but I'd argue it's more relevant to most people than something like Chemistry. Knowledge of global cultures and religions is probably more important than learning a single non-English language. Wherever I go, from Tokyo to Lima, Singapore to Kinshasha, people speak English, but they've all got different cultural/relgious sensibilities that I don't want to offend (especially in dangerous countries like Dubai)

    39. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by gravis777 · · Score: 1

      I am pretty sure that, unless you live down the street from me, or there is some weird law I don't know about, your tax dollars are not funding schools in my area, they are funding schools in your area. As for the "tax breaks" you refer to, they are no different than that which is offered to any other non-profit charity. Last I checked, the government still gets a big chunk of my paycheck.

      So, your tax dollars are not funding religion, and we still pay taxes. So please, tell me how this is affecting you?

    40. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by deapbluesea · · Score: 1

      Discussing ethics and morality is obviously of paramount importance

      But whose ethics and morality? There is no agreement on a universal set of ethics. There is no agreement on what measure of morality to use. Religion informs this discussion because every religion addresses ethics and morality. Most of what you think is right or wrong is covered by various religions. It is informative to understand the roots of where right and wrong come from. That is why the founding fathers thought religion in the schools was a good thing.

      We have no government armed with power capable of contending with human passions unbridled by morality and religion. Avarice, ambition, revenge, or gallantry, would break the strongest cords of our Constitution as a whale goes through a net. Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other." --John Adams, October 11, 1798

      We can certainly debate whether or not religion should be in a science classroom (I'm against it in that setting), but if you want morals, then you have to include religion.

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    41. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by JDSalinger · · Score: 1

      Great post. I agree with your points for the most part, though I do think the "there's not enough time to teach religion" point is valid to a degree. I guess what we are arguing is where in the middle ground things actually fall. Do you teach people about Christianity strictly by discussing their traditions and the history of their actions or do you study the New and Old Testaments thoroughly? For me, the details of this discussion matter, because I can agree with your point that it is practically important to understand other cultures and beliefs, but I think it is an atrocious use of tax money and a misleading waste of time to spend more than minimal time on each of the (theoretically) infinite number of religions.

    42. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a recovering Catholic ... all I can say is I fully support this post.

      As long a public schools don't only teach the One True Religion, this is perfectly fine. Isn't that was social studies is all about anyway, learning about various cultures?

      The Creationists truely do hurt their case when they try to pass Creationism as science over Evolution.

      What is sad is that the more hidebound elements of the Creationist movement don't recognize that both Big Bang Theory and Evolutionary Theory are fully compatible with religeous beliefs.

      I wish more folks that favor Creation or Intelligent Design were as pragmatic and sensible as you.

      I tip my hat to thee Sir.

    43. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by ooji · · Score: 1

      I think it's fine and valuable to teach what different religions believe in school. Teaching that any particular religon is true is a different matter and is not fine.

    44. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by Schadrach · · Score: 1

      That's not a terrible idea. I see two obvious problem in a lot of places, especially when we're talking about places like TFA:

      1. Any religion class that teaches anything about any faith other than the predominate one in the community in a remotely equal light will lead to even more screams from parents that "Obama is trying to turn my children into Muslims through our godless school system!" or the like, substitute "Obama" for major political figure they don't like at some level of government and "Muslims" for members of any given faith other than their own.

      2. Any religion class that doesn't fall under (1) is dangerously close to the establishment clause.

    45. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by JDSalinger · · Score: 1

      You claim that "if you want morals, then you have to include religion." but you provide no logical backing for this grand statement. You ask "But whose ethics and morality?" Adding religion to the mix does not help you figure out "whose ethics and morality". Each religion and each denomination of religion will give differing views of morality.

      You try to make a plea to authority by bringing the "founding fathers" into the discussion. Fortunately we have made great moral progress since their times. Do you realize that women have only had the right to vote for less than less 100 years in America? WOW. This is contrary to the line of morale thinking in 1 Corinthians Chapter 14, "As in all the congregations of the saints, 34women should remain silent in the churches. They are not allowed to speak, but must be in submission, as the Law says. 35If they want to inquire about something, they should ask their own husbands at home; for it is disgraceful for a woman to speak in the church." Thank goodness we have transcended religious morality in favor of a more righteous and intuitively humanistic one. These types of examples are near endless.

      It's true that some things one can't help but be ambivalent about. Intellectual honesty demands that we see both sides of the abortion, euthenasia, capital punishment, and health care debates (etc...). But we don't consult ancient books full of superstition to get towards a better world. We get there through the hard-fought extrapolation of compassion and love.

    46. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by winwar · · Score: 1

      "Why should we have classes on religions?"

      It's probably the best way to make them non believers. How can anyone take the bible seriously after reading it? Not just portions of it but ALL of it. The same for other other religions. Most people have an extremely shallow understanding of their religion. They have no idea that what they are taught in church bears little resemblence to what the academics learn and the priests are taught.

      "The majority of intelligent people are just being polite and trying to not to hurt religious peoples' feelings at this point."

      Based on the polls, the majority of intelligent people are religious at this point. Atheist equals discrimination in society.

    47. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you want to learn religion, go to church.

      If you want to compare religions and the history of religions, go to school. But you probably wont like what you find out in those classes.

    48. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by ImNotAtWork · · Score: 1

      I use to think teaching any religion for H.S. and College was a bad idea. Then I took an intro to religions course as a core requirement. It will open a person's eyes up to different perspectives and has allowed me to open up new opportunities and better insight in business and personal relationships.

      Do I have to believe what they believe? No. But understanding where their values and beliefs are compared to mine has been a valuable guiding compass.

      A common complaint brought up in religion classes is that it leads to so much war.. Which definitely is true..however if everyone understands other religions then you take that tool of people's ignorance away from tyrants who would use religion as a device to initiate war.

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    49. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by Try_Nice · · Score: 1

      I think you're having trouble understanding falsifiability. Is something is falsifiable, it means that there can be evidence that can be presented so that the theory as it is can be shown to be false.

      Nope that's exactly what I'm looking for.

      IF for instance, a cat gave birth do a chicken. That proves that the current theory of evolution is false. Thus evolution is falsifiable.

      In all fairness, that would disprove Biblical creation too, because the Bible says animals were created to reproduce "after their kind".

    50. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by Try_Nice · · Score: 1

      But fundamentally, the initial statement (theory) that God created the grand canyon cannot be shown to be false.

      With all respect, me looking at this as an issue of science vs philosophy this is exactly the same problem evolution has.

      Suppose we see 36 different fossils that look similar, but are obviously from several different classes of organisms. That's the data.

      Theory 1: They were Intelligently Designed to be similar.

      Theory 2: They Evolved one from another.

      Puzzled at how the evolutionary idea is more falsifiable seeing as we didn't observe either happen, and we've never observed--nor can ever observe (according to the theory of evolution due to the massive time scales required)--one class of organism turning into a different class.

    51. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by vell0cet · · Score: 1

      Does it? Wouldn't that just be something "God did"?

    52. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      My tax dollars should not be spent on indoctrinating kids into any cults or other magical thinking societies.

      Agreed. Fortunately, religious studies classes have nothing to do with indoctrination. It's simply the study of various religions, their historical roots, and so forth. Really, it's just a branch of history class. And it's something I think everyone should take, simply because religion has had such a profound effect on history and culture.

      As an aside, while it's sad I need to make this disclaimer: I'm also a hard atheist.

    53. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by vell0cet · · Score: 1

      Um... I'm not sure I know what you mean... Classes of organisms? Class is a very specific method taxonomy of living things (Kingdom, Phylum, Class, Order, Family, Genus, Species)... I'm not sure that's what you mean, because if you had 36 organisms from different classes, they could not have evolved from each other. They could have evolved from a common ancestor.

      BUT... I'm going to assume you don't mean that usage of the word Class.

      So let's deal with Theory 2 first. You can look in the fossil record and DNA to see if there are similarities between all the organisms. If there are a significant number of similarities with each other as well as previous organisms, this is evidence to support that they are evolutionarily tied. If there isn't, the theory (that they evolved from each other) is falsified.

      Now let's deal with Theory 1. What evidence can exist to support that they weren't Intelligently Designed to be similar? This is the problem with ID. Even with the evidence to support that they evolved from each other. It can still be said that they were "made" to be similar. Evidence is neither required nor can it disprove this theory.

      Please notice that I say that the evidence would SUPPORT evolution. I don't say that it proves evolution to be true. It's just the best scientific explanation currently available. If you believe that the best explanation is ID, even though there cannot be evidence to support it or go against it, that's your prerogative. It's just not a valid scientific explanation.

    54. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by Abcd1234 · · Score: 1

      Why should we have classes on religions?

      Because religion is one of the primary drivers of social and cultural development throughout history? Believe in them or not, religion has had a profound effect on the human species, and to ignore it is to leave kids woefully undereducated about the world.

      And note, I'm not talking about a Christianity course. I'm talking about a comparative religion course. You name it: Mayan, Egyptian, and Greek polytheism, the Abrahamic religions, the various eastern religions such as Buddhism, Hinduism, Daoism, and Shinto, modern developments like cargo cults and Scientology, etc (and that's a big etc)... It's fascinating stuff, and only a closed-minded git would be opposed to exposing people to the history of religion.

    55. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by Try_Nice · · Score: 1

      If there isn't ... a significant number of similarities with each other as well as previous organisms, this is evidence to support that they are evolutionarily tied ... the theory (that they evolved from each other) is falsified.

      That's it? That's just as much proof of a common Designer as it is proof of a common ancestor. And just as falsifiable (not) as the other.

      As a rational person, the idea that everything with multiple similarities descended from a common ancestor, goes against reason, statics, logic, and observable reality.

      Anyone else want to weigh in with any other ways of how one could honestly and fairly falsify evolution?

    56. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by vell0cet · · Score: 1

      I don't know what you think falsifiability is but:

      "Falsifiability or refutability is the logical possibility that an assertion can be shown false by an observation or by a physical experiment. That something is "falsifiable" does not mean it is false; rather, that if it is false, then this can be shown by observation or experiment." http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falsifiability

      The point is that if there are not enough/no similarities between the organisms, it shows that the theory (that the organisms evolved from each other) is FALSE or wrong. That it is NOT TRUE. Theory 2 is false... shown false and therefore falsifiable.

      HOWEVER, if there are not enough/no similarities between organisms, it DOES NOT exclude the possibility of a common designer. The "theory" could still be true. No amount of evidence will show that Theory 1 is wrong. Therefore it IS NOT falsifiable.

      You seem to be willingly obtuse.

      "As a rational person, the idea that everything with multiple similarities descended from a common ancestor, goes against reason, statics, logic, and observable reality."

      The problem is you're just talking multiple similarities superficially... I'm talking similarities down to the genetic level here. Don't you and your siblings share your parental traits? Does that go against your reason, "statics", logic and observable reality? GENETICALLY and EVOLUTIONARILY you share a common ancestor - Your parents. Look further than that and you'll find that you share many GENETIC similarities with Chimpanzees. The Theory of Evolution postulates that you and a chimp share a common ancestor.

      Yes, please would anyone else like to weigh in on how evolution is falsifiable...

    57. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      I agree with your comment, and a note on something in the same vein: a lot of the major religions decry people who reinterpreted/appended to/amended their religious texts (see: Mormons and Christianity, Ahmadiyya and Islam, etc.). I guess the Christians and Muslims have very little appreciation for irony.

    58. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      Most religious texts, however, spend very little time at "explaining" natural phenomena, and I am yet to meet a single person who when asked "why do you believe in God?" responds "because I just couldn't explain a particular physical process".

      You're absolutely right. So, why start now (with creationism trying to explain things that are properly explained by well-understood physical processes)? I'm glad you agree that ID'ers are misguided even by religious standards.

    59. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by Try_Nice · · Score: 1
      Yes because I'm looking for a solid argument in favor of teaching evolution as science.

      I'm talking similarities down to the genetic level here. Don't you and your siblings share your parental traits? Does that go against your reason, "statics", logic and observable reality? GENETICALLY and EVOLUTIONARILY you share a common ancestor - Your parents.

      My rational mind told me that a few moments in google would prove that there are completely unrelated people who are almost indistinguishable. It turns out that's true, making this example particularly unsatisfying. Physical similarities do not always indicate a shared ancestor, as is seen is many fields.

      But wow, certainly with evolution held in the high esteem that it is by scientists, it is must be easily and clearly and obviously falsifiable.... right?

      If not, why are we teaching it science classes as if it was a better thing than creation? As far as I can tell creationist scientists accept the same empirical data evolutionists do. They just make different assumptions about that data and come up with a different philosophy.

      Why teach the philosophy parts at all?.

    60. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by daremonai · · Score: 1
      Well, he could probably stand to lose a few pounds. Maybe get rid of that stupid beard too, while he's at it. ;-)

      That beard is cool. Do not question the beard.

      Wait, we're talking about RMS, aren't we?

    61. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Religious beliefs are offered BY the proponents of superstition in their places of worship.

      There is no reason to discuss superstition in a place devoted to learning facts as distinct from faith.

      School is not a place of superstition unless it is a parochial school.

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    62. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      WHY'S THAT, THEN?

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    63. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      [...] and I am yet to meet a single person who when asked "why do you believe in God?" responds "because I just couldn't explain a particular physical process".

      I believe in "some sort of quantum-based protector" because our brains work on quantum principles, and we've collectively been thinking about (and, thus, powering) this "protector" for thousands of years.

      Now, whether the "protector" that we have created is at all related to a "creator", I cannot say (and actively believe against). But I am fairly well convinced that we do have a "protector", that we're powering both with our prayers and our dreams (to protect us while we sleep). No, I have no evidence; at least, not yet -- but I have begun thinking of experiments I can do once we have achieved a sufficient level of technology.

      I don't talk about this "belief" much, but it's really more of an "untested hypothesis". At any rate, religion should not be taught in science class.

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    64. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by vell0cet · · Score: 1

      Genetically indistinguishable people are twins. They share the same parents. Or are you intentionally disregarding genetics. Also, please cite your google sources on this.

      These "almost indistinguishable people" you're talking about... they are different genetically.

      Now when we're talking about species, there are traits that make up that species. Then there are common traits throughout. First you can look at observable traits and then look for further more in depth evidence that they share common ancestry. Often they do share genetics in common sometimes they don't. But when they don't you can find another branch on the evolutionary tree "tree of life" where they fit. A good example of this are whales... they have fins but are on a different branch of the tree of life and are significantly different both genetically and evolutionarily from fish. They breathe air without gills, a trait all we mammals share.

      This ability to predict placement of organisms on different areas of the tree of life is one of the predictions that evolution makes (and is correct). This is what happened with human chromosome #2.

      Intelligent Design makes no such accurate predictions and none that can be tested.

      Please be careful when you argue specific example versus the overall criteria. This is something creationists do a lot. They say that the grand canyon was created in a very small period of time (even though evidence suggests millions of years due to erosion) because Mt St Helen's erupted and left a huge crater. That one event is supposed to discount that MOST large canyons were created by erosion.

      There's about 150 years of evidence that supports evolution. The Theory of Evolution is based on falsifiable hypotheses, it creates predictions that are amazingly accurate and in 150 years no evidence has been found to solidly refute the foundations of it. For instance, if evolution were wrong, the discovery of DNA should have exposed many of those flaws. But instead, DNA supports evolution and is now the most convincing evidence for it. That is why Evolution is science. Vs creationism which does none of those things.

      As I have repeated time and time again... there are many observations or physical experiments that CAN prove evolution false but none have. There are NO observations or physical experiments who's outcome can prove creationism false. The assumptions about the data and different philosophies that creationist come up with can ALWAYS be "God made it that way." This is not useful in the prediction of anything, it cannot tell us that the islets from the pancreas of a pig might be compatible to be implanted in a human to create insulin and cure diabetes and worst of all, it simply cannot be shown to be incorrect. Tell me one way that "God made it that way" can be shown to be false? Short of God coming down and saying "I didn't do that".

      If you REALLY want to learn about evolution... this series is a really good primer... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpNeGuuuvTY&feature=related

    65. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by Try_Nice · · Score: 1
      This presumably easy question has been interesting. Aside from assertions that "evolution is falsifiable" and "creation isn't", I'm truly astonished how difficult this question is to answer.

      I was previously unaware of how big a problem this is to evolution. It's not rational to support one unfalsifiable philosophy as scientific, while dissing another because it's unfalsifiable.

      I have started to research this question--which was never taught me in school and am finding it interesting.

      "Darwin's own most important contribution to the theory of evolution, his theory of natural selection, is difficult to test. . . . Really severe tests of the theory of natural selection are hard to come by, much more so than tests of otherwise comparable theories in physics or chemistry." -- Karl Popper, 1976

      I have no qualms with evolution (in the wolves to Chihuahuas sense) being taught in science class, but evolution (in the reptiles to birds sense) being so impossible to falsify, apparently belongs in a philosophy class with creation and other philosophies which can then be debated honestly without that requirement.

      Thanks for your contribution to the discussion. I will continue to research this elsewhere.

      I would feel a lot better if we just taught solidly empirical honestly falsifiable science in science class, and leave the philosophy for elsewhere. That would be a far better solution to the issue in Louisiana and elsewhere than trying to add creation to the science classroom.

    66. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      And 50 grams of fat just magically burped away in a puff of fairy dust =)
      Maybe I should start a Facebook fan page =p

    67. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by vell0cet · · Score: 1

      I think that the issue here is that you're problem is that "macro" evolution (from reptile to bird) can't be proven definitively to be true. It can be falsified (i.e. definitively shown to be false). There is a difference. However, all observable evidence supports evolution. I've mentioned a number of ways that certain aspects and even evolution itself can be falsified, it just hasn't been. All data indicates that it's right. If you see footsteps walking along a path and no straying ones, you assume that someone walked in that direction. If all evidence points to someone walking in direction, you can assume it to be true even if you never saw him actually walk. At least until you have evidence that says otherwise (which there isn't).

      In fact, much of science is this way.

    68. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by Try_Nice · · Score: 1
      To be fair to both sides, all those "steps in the sand" equally confirm creation and evolution. The steps don't falsify either philosophy. There may be no straying steps for either creationists or evolutionists.

      And to add to your illustration, we have huge gaps, miles in length, where there are no steps. Honestly, some steps so faint you can't tell which direction they are going. We have steps running side-by-side making it difficult to follow a single path.

      On one hand, creation is missing an observable God creating things today as we watch. That's a lot of missing steps.

      On the other, evolution is entirely missing USELESS partially evolved hearts, eyes, livers, lungs, brains, and other essential organs--that I care a lot about (seeing that I need them to sustain my life). That's a LOT of missing steps.

      The clear path only goes back so far, and then we're hunting for the next (previous) step, and making a lot of guesses, in all honesty.

      The assertion that evolution "can be falsified" in the void of ways that it actually can be honestly falsified gives me no satisfaction. Most of the anemic ways given could be used to create equally anemic falsifications of creation.

      (The ones that occur to me off the top of my head are creation's predictions that 1) animals will reproduce after their kind, 2) that there will be progressive degeneration and decay over time, 3) that there will be traits common throughout creation due to a single Designer--but that their will also be creative variation, 4) that there will be unexplainable mysteries that cannot be explained by humans 5) that there will be lots of fossilized animals in rock layers that were formed rapidly by water, all over the world, 6) that there will be strict laws and order throughout the universe. Having taken 10 minutes to think about this, these poorly worded off-the-top-of-my-head falsifiable statements rationally strike me as equally valid as any of the anemic falsifiable claims for evolution that I've been able to find so far.)

      In fact, much of science is this way.

      Yes but, very little (I can't think of any) of the science you refer to (the parts that have so little falsifiability) is taught with such assurance.(Pretty universally those parts of science are taught as a tenuous ideas with detailed time given to exposing the flaws and issues--certainly not as "fact" like evolution is).

      The stunning lack of actual falsifiability of evolution (apes-to-man type) has blown me away--me in light of evolution's "strictly science" face.

      Why give so much time to a single philosophy in a science classroom? That makes no sense to me. Frankly I have a hard time buying that either theory (when it comes to demonstrating where life came from) is scientific in the as-defined sense of the word.

      Honestly, I can't see what would be wrong with leaving out the parts that are purely philosophical. If evolutionists want a platform to teach their philosophy, they should create it outside the secular science classroom. If creationists want a platform to teach their philosophy, they should use their churches and church schools. And if the earth-came-from-the-turtle group want their philosophy taught, they can create a place to teach that.

      Thanks for a lively discussion. What more can be said?

    69. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by Try_Nice · · Score: 1

      If it happened just once, who couldn't claim it was a supernatural occurrence? If cats started giving birth to chickens all the time everywhere I maintain that it would tend to falsify Biblical creation as it stands, given the fact that according to creationists if God created animals, He created them specifically to reproduce after their kind.

      But ... on the other hand, rather than falsifying evolution, wouldn't it merely be an "evolution". Might that even tend to confirm it?!

    70. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by orkysoft · · Score: 1

      If you would find a rabbit fossil in a layer with precambrian fossils, that would contradict evolution's tenets.

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    71. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by Golddess · · Score: 1

      Because like it or not, religion is a big part of our history, is a big part of how society was formed to become what it is today.

      I may be an atheist, and I may disagree with GP's particular angle of getting religious studies into schools, but I can still see the benefit of studying religion from an anthropology perspective.

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    72. Re:It's also nonscience because it leads nowhere by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "while adding dogma to this discourse is not"

      You must be against history and art classes too then.

  26. thus ensuring by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Louisiana will remain Louisiana for another generation.

    1. Re:thus ensuring by chichilalescu · · Score: 1

      and god says "No evolution for you! NEXT!"

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  27. teaching ID without knowing it by peter303 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I went to a catholic school many years ago. They taught evolution with "enhancements". One was the de'Chardin theory that evolution was teleological, that is, goal-directed toward perfection. Is was their attempt to reconcile evolution and religion. This is not the precise very of evolution, which is non-teleogical, i.e. goal-less. Otherwise they pretty accepted most of regular tenants like long-time and natural selection.

    1. Re:teaching ID without knowing it by smurfsurf · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I went to a high school in Germany that was funded and run by the catholic church. But for a school (and their diploma) to be officially recognised, the curriculum has to be accepted by a expert board in the ministry of education.

      So there was no teaching or mentioning of Creationism and the likes in biology. And even in religion classes, this was not a topic at all. No teacher and no parent would even entertain that notion. I was born in Poland and my parents are deeply religious and they would not think about that. The push to creationism in the US leaves me astonished and in disbelieve. It is mental.

      Aside: Although the catholic religion classes were mostly just that, you were not grated on your faith or being able to cite the bible at all. It was about interpretation, comparison of the books of the new testament etc. We even had a fairly objective study about other religions (Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism), their history, their believes and customs. And even as it is a catholic school, we had about 40% evangelical christians, who had their own religion classes, and a few muslims, whose parents choose the school for its education quality and good standing.

    2. Re:teaching ID without knowing it by vlm · · Score: 1

      One was the de'Chardin theory that evolution was teleological, that is, goal-directed toward perfection. Is was their attempt to reconcile evolution and religion. This is not the precise very of evolution, which is non-teleogical, i.e. goal-less.

      If you redefine perfection as being "perfectly matched" for their local environment and lifestyle that they have high odds of reproducing, that's actually not too inaccurate. However, they probably have a problem anthropomorphizing it.

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      "Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
    3. Re:teaching ID without knowing it by thsths · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > I went to a catholic school many years ago. They taught evolution with "enhancements". One was the de'Chardin theory that evolution was teleological, that is, goal-directed toward perfection. Is was their attempt to reconcile evolution and religion.

      Yes, but that is the catholic church. They may represent a pretty extreme view, but they are trying very hard to be consistent. The news article however is about evangelical churches, which typically care a lot more about impact than about consistency.

      Otherwise they would have noticed that creationisms has a massive religious problem. If god created the universe with all the traces of evolution, you have to wonder why god would do that. And the best way to find out is to study evolution - at least that is the obvious answer.

      The argument about de'Chardin is one that comes up, and I think it is a very interest one. The ingredients of evolution are goal-less, but the resulting system behaves "as if" it has a goal. Compare that to a creature that behaves "as if" sentient - and you can find very interesting philosophical questions.

    4. Re:teaching ID without knowing it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you mean "tenets", not "tenants"!

    5. Re:teaching ID without knowing it by AndersOSU · · Score: 2, Informative

      That was basically my experience in Catholic School in the United States.

    6. Re:teaching ID without knowing it by Artifakt · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is not the precise very of evolution...

      Uhm, not to put words in your mouth,* but I think you were aiming for something such as "This is the antithesis of the standard position, which is that Evolution proceeds inexorably towards a local optimum, rather than towards some abstract concept of perfection."

      Pierre Teilhard de Chardin is an interesting philosopher, and notable scientifically for his involvement as an anthropologist in the discovery of Peking man. Some people tried to blame him for the Piltdown man hoax, although that looks increasingly like a real stretch, motivated by "He's a Catholic priest, of course he's guilty" sort of 'reasoning'. Now that you've mentioned him, that will probably come up if it''s not addressed. Still, it's worth noting that the Roman Catholic church delayed publication of his writings by quite a few years. While he's popular with US Catholics and some in the European church, there are also some prominent Catholics who would still put his works on the proscribed list.

      *but with phrases such as that, I'm afraid you need someone to build a new six lane interchange between your frontal lobes and Brocas region. You seem to be thinking quite intelligently, but it's getting a bit garbled in the 'writing it down' part - is English, by any chance, a second language for you? :-)

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    7. Re:teaching ID without knowing it by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      “What they said... but in my theory, GOD DID IT!” is not a valid theory.

      Occam’s razor comes to mind.

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    8. Re:teaching ID without knowing it by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      Otherwise they pretty accepted most of regular tenants like long-time and natural selection.

      What an enlightened landlord =)
      \sorry, couldn't resist
      \\NOT a spelling Nazi, really =)

    9. Re:teaching ID without knowing it by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Otherwise they would have noticed that creationisms has a massive religious problem. If god created the universe with all the traces of evolution, you have to wonder why god would do that.

      "The devil did it." / "God is testing your faith."

      Easy peasy.

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      You can't take the sky from me...

    10. Re:teaching ID without knowing it by arthurpaliden · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You have to remember that the original people who settled in what is now the United States did so for religious reasons. The found that main stream religion in Europe had become too progressive and at odds with the intolerant and orthodox beliefs of the Puritans. So the Puritans left Europe/England for a life in the New World where they could be as intolerant and orthodox as they liked. This ebbed a bit after the major influx of immigrants in the 19th and 20th centuries but with the major strides in science threatening their beliefs they are once again using the same techniques as Islam in order to shame and pressure their belief system upon everyone else.

    11. Re:teaching ID without knowing it by smurfsurf · · Score: 1

      I think you are quite right on that - very orthodox and conservative.

      Janet Jackson's nipple slip would have been just an amusing side-note in Europe. Gay couples can form a civil union that is legally on equal terms with a traditional marriage. The German Foreign Minister is openly gay and it was never any problem politically. No one cares how religious Chancellor Merkel is, if and how much she goes to mess. You need to at least faint religiousness to get elected President in the US, it seams.

      All in all, religion plays a very small role in politics and daily lives. There are hardly any religious nut jobs, and they have no influence or media presence.

    12. Re:teaching ID without knowing it by Chowderbags · · Score: 1

      Except that Virginia was settled based purely on attempts to get money, Carolina was founded by settlers in Virginia who wanted new land (the colony later split over political issues), New York and New Jersey were founded by Dutch traders, Georgia was founded by debtors, New Hampshire was founded as a land grant, Delaware was made after some strange compromises (and it's population was heterogeneous since colonization). So that's 8/13 that weren't founded because of religious reasons. (And Virginia came before Massachusetts).

  28. Louisiana stuck in a spinlock by Anthony · · Score: 1

    Waiting on the laws of physics and chemistry to change.

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  29. What. by Iburnaga · · Score: 1

    Wait wait back up. So they see nothing constitutionally wrong with teaching creationism in a public school? What?! I...I...Internet rage, it is not pretty. All joking aside, if they went ahead with this the secular and even the non secular community will have a grand ol' time tearing it all down around their ears, children shall not be indoctrinated into religion of any sort. There won't be a theocracy while the constitution stands.

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  30. I'm okay with it. by copponex · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As long as they also include every other creation story. There should be text from scientology, islam, hinduism, buddhism, and thousands of other creation myths from all over the world, in a separate book called "Creationism". Leave evolution in the science textbook with the theories on gravity, germ theory, and all of the other accepted, testable hypotheses.

    Similarly I'm okay with religion classes, as long as the world's eight major religions are all given equal time. For some reason I think equal access to alternative theories isn't what they are really after...

    1. Re:I'm okay with it. by kanto · · Score: 1

      Creationism doesn't actually have anything to do with religion; it's just a theistic explanation for where we all came from and, when it gets accepted, it'll start to explain what happens when the skyzombie comes back.

    2. Re:I'm okay with it. by Nimey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You know they won't, just like you know the school board's going to waste tons of taxpayer money defending against litigation, which they will ultimately lose.

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    3. Re:I'm okay with it. by Ephemeriis · · Score: 3, Insightful

      As long as they also include every other creation story. There should be text from scientology, islam, hinduism, buddhism, and thousands of other creation myths from all over the world, in a separate book called "Creationism". Leave evolution in the science textbook with the theories on gravity, germ theory, and all of the other accepted, testable hypotheses.

      Similarly I'm okay with religion classes, as long as the world's eight major religions are all given equal time. For some reason I think equal access to alternative theories isn't what they are really after...

      This is always what I find so amusing.

      They claim that evolution is flawed, and that it's "just a theory." They claim they want to "teach the controversy."

      But they don't. They aren't actually concerned about giving equal time to all the viewpoints out there. If they were, they'd be teaching all the creation stories.

      They don't want to teach any controversies, they just want to make sure their kids get properly indoctrinated.

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      "Work is the curse of the drinking classes." -Oscar Wilde
    4. Re:I'm okay with it. by ebuck · · Score: 1

      I would take it one step further. If they are going to provide equal access to alternative theories, then that's fine. Let them truly provide equal access. Have them teach a 100% un-altered scientifically backed evolution class during Sunday school, along with all of the "other" creation stories.

      That's about the only way to drive this point home to these dunces. Once they realize that what they do to others can be done to them, they'll stop messing around in other people's backyards for fear of what will be done in theirs.

    5. Re:I'm okay with it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm an existentialist. I demand an education system that doesn't use nouns!

    6. Re:I'm okay with it. by wastedlife · · Score: 1

      Maybe as a voluntary class in high school, but in elementary schools they should not be wasting time on mythology. Classes are too short and too focused on standardized testing as it is.

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      Said, "It's just like dice but it's got more sides And it tells me who lives and who dies"
    7. Re:I'm okay with it. by copponex · · Score: 1

      I'm an existentialist.

      Hypocrite!

    8. Re:I'm okay with it. by c0y · · Score: 2, Informative

      As long as they also include every other creation story. There should be text from scientology, islam, hinduism, buddhism, and thousands of other creation myths from all over the world, in a separate book called "Creationism".

      AFAIK, Buddhism has no creation myth of its own. In some particular cultures it may have adopted the prevailing local myths as metaphors, much like the local gods and goddesses were adopted as representative of aspects of the human psyche.

      Theologists debate whether Buddhism can even be considered a religion because there is no belief in god. It slides in when you widen the scope to include a "belief in salvation" which in the case of Buddhists, is enlightenment and nirvana (non-existence).

    9. Re:I'm okay with it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if i may,
      there is no creation theory in Buddhism. The Gautama Buddha was an atheist. He felt that the beginning of the universe was better off left to science to figure out.

    10. Re:I'm okay with it. by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "Similarly I'm okay with religion classes, as long as the world's eight major religions are all given equal time. "

      I'm not. Teaching superstition or even teaching people to consider superstition with anything but utter contempt is a waste of time.
      The only people who want superstition respected want to propagate it.

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    11. Re:I'm okay with it. by molo · · Score: 1

      Scientology is not a religion, it is a confidence scam.

      -molo

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    12. Re:I'm okay with it. by copponex · · Score: 1

      Scientology is not a religion, it is a confidence scam.

      What part of a religion isn't a confidence scam?

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confidence_trick

      A confidence trick or confidence game (also known as a bunko, con, flim flam, gaffle, grift, hustle, scam, scheme, swindle or bamboozle) is an attempt to defraud a person or group by gaining their confidence. The victim is known as the mark, the trickster is called a confidence man, con man, confidence trickster, or con artist, and any accomplices are known as shills. Confidence men or women exploit human characteristics such as greed and dishonesty, and have victimized individuals from all walks of life.

    13. Re:I'm okay with it. by Chowderbags · · Score: 1

      It believes in the supernatural (souls, reincarnation, various beings that are another plane of existence, etc) in a some sort of coherent way amongst many people. It's a religion.

    14. Re:I'm okay with it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Similarly I'm okay with religion classes, as long as the world's eight major religions are all given equal time.

      I went to Catholic school. I went to two Catholic schools for 12 years. (1-8 for one then 9-12 for the other)

      We had a year of religion that covered Judaism, Islam, Buddhism, Hinduism, Shintoism, and Confucianism. Very little Catholicism or Christianity in that year. This is also discounting the times we spent speaking of different religions as the discussion moved towards those subjects. I feel I've got a good understanding of most world religions, probably better than any person who came out of a non-religious based school.

      Also, I never heard about Creationism in those schools once. Our science teachers would have probably stormed off and quit in a hurry if any of the top brass had even the slightest thought of bringing it up.

    15. Re:I'm okay with it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, don't just assume that all religions are alike.
      Buddhism is quite happy with the theory of evolution as it validates much of the Buddha's teachings (everything changes).
      Besides, buddhism does not have a creation story and when asked about it the Buddha said that the universe always was and always will be.

    16. Re:I'm okay with it. by domatic · · Score: 1

      What part of a religion isn't a confidence scam?

      The theist generally sincerely believes whatever it is he is trying to convince you of. Theists believe that convincing converts is a positive gain for them. Most people who have reached out to me religiously didn't have a collection plate in their hands. The scammer lacks any real sincerity. The scammer fully intends to trick you out of your money or some other valuable thing for little or nothing in return and knows it.

      From a militant atheist's point of view, the end result may be the same but the atheist often won't recognize that by his own lights the theist has a positive intent. This gets you asses like Richard Dawkins who look like The BoogeyMan to theists and inspires them even more fervently to "bring the light" to others.

      Even rank and file Scientologists think they doing something wonderful for new parishioners. Hubbard was definitely a highly successful scammer but it doesn't follow that everyone in Scientology is a scammer. There is much that is contemptible about the CoS leadership and methods but people giving the "personality tests" and running the E-Meters really do think they are being of help to someone else. Approaching Scientologists or anyone else committed to a belief system as a con-man won't do anything helpful IMHO.

    17. Re:I'm okay with it. by AmonTheMetalhead · · Score: 1

      Proving once again that lawyers are at the top of the evolutionary food chain.

  31. Hypocrisy rolled into ignorance... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Board Member David Tate quickly responded: 'We let them teach evolution to our children, but I think all of us sitting up here on this School Board believe in creationism. Why can't we get someone with religious beliefs to teach creationism?' Fellow board member Clint Mitchell responded, 'I agree...you don't have to be afraid to point out some of the fallacies with the theory of evolution. Teachers should have the freedom to look at creationism and find a way to get it into the classroom.'""

    Hey, at least they are trying to apply the "scientific method" to argument, though it comes off as nothing short of hypocrisy to me. I would like to have the "fallacies" that were purported to be elaborated on... Perhaps that the earth is not older than 6,000 years old and thus anything with a date slapped onto any research with anything like 1 M.Y.O. is thus "false".

    Oh, please don't be "afriad to point out some of the fallacies" to eveyone...

  32. Sure, if you can ... by Trevin · · Score: 1

    Find one example of a natural process or phenomenon that creationism successfully predicts, just as countless archaeological digs have found in favor of evolution, AND if it can explain all of the geological and archaeological data that has already been found, then you can teach your theory of creationism.

    That is, until some new evidence comes along which creationism can't explain. (Good luck with that.)

    1. Re:Sure, if you can ... by SQLz · · Score: 1

      Proof doesn't matter when your delusional, I mean "have faith".

    2. Re:Sure, if you can ... by serviscope_minor · · Score: 3, Funny

      just as countless archaeological digs have found in favor of evolution

      I challenge you to find one. ITYM paleological.

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    3. Re:Sure, if you can ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, if you want to get pedantic (you started it), it's "paleontological". Or "palaeontological" if you are from the UK or like archaic spellings.

    4. Re:Sure, if you can ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ITYM "paleontological"

  33. "fallacies with the theory of evolution" by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

    Yeah, name one.

    1. Re:"fallacies with the theory of evolution" by gutnor · · Score: 1
      It is not written in the Bible - why would the Bible fail to mention such an important point when it is the true word of God ?
      On the other hand, the Bible specifically mentioned to creation of the world in 7 days! A "fact" that cannot be explained by evolution theory.

      Oh, just in case you would to bring some other contradiction in the Bible to argument that some part of the Bible should not be read literally.
      Christian Deus Ex Machina comes to the rescue: That's because, your priest or whatever reads the Bible with the help of God, and thanks to that is able to properly interpret the Bible - you cannot unless you hear God in your heart.

      You cannot fight blind faith with Science. I guess they have trouble accepting that their god is really all powerful and that he could plan something over billions years.

    2. Re:"fallacies with the theory of evolution" by AndrewNeo · · Score: 1

      Now come up with one that doesn't involve a book written thousands of years before evolution was theorized.

    3. Re:"fallacies with the theory of evolution" by gutnor · · Score: 1
      That's the point - they have a book that already tell them the truth ( that's called faith ). So if the science theory does not match the truth, the science must be wrong (fallacy) unless:

      - God tell them science is ok in their heart.
      - Some person with better connection with God and tremendous credibility tell them it's ok.
      - Their faith evolve (no pun intended), as happen normally for those that will meet people with other faith (Christian Scientist for example), experience life more, try to do actual science to prove creationism, ...

    4. Re:"fallacies with the theory of evolution" by AndrewNeo · · Score: 1

      I suppose I was being more literal, but you are indeed correct.

    5. Re:"fallacies with the theory of evolution" by AmonTheMetalhead · · Score: 1

      You can't fight blind faith with anything, you can't use fallacies in their own bibles, you can't use logic, you can't use science and you damned well can't educate them, people will go to enormous lengths to protect their core beliefs no matter how stupid, irrational or illogical they might be, it's in their genes, and worst of all, it seems to be an evolutionary trait.

  34. ID != Science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I.D. is not science. I hate it when creationists insist that creation/ID gets included in science classes... do scientists insist that science be included in religion classes?

  35. This is a bad idea by Etrigan_696 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    This is a very bad idea - and that's coming from a self-described Christian. I don't want some goof-ball teacher going over something like this with my kid. They can barely get math right. You focus on math/science/history/reading, I'll handle teaching my kid religion and philosophy at home.

    And as always, evolution and creation are not at odds. Evolution answers "How?" and creation answers"Why?"

    I don't expect my views to be accepted by devout atheists, OR devout Catholics, so let's leave the creationism at home and not have a big fucking fight for no reason.

    1. Re:This is a bad idea by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      Personally I don't believe that Creationism and science are compatible in any way shape or form. But if you want to teach your children in this way that is fine by me.

    2. Re:This is a bad idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many of us 'devout Catholics' believe in evolution and, indeed, I'd venture to say that most/all Catholics don't see any inherent conflict between science and faith (despite the Church's past errors in this respect, for which it has apologized).

      As you aptly state, science answers the how while religion answers why. True religion is never (and cannot be) in conflict with science, and only seeks to add some morality and ethics...e.g., just because something is scientifically possible doesn't automatically lead to it being the right thing to do.

      When asking where the universe came from, true religion simply says that, whatever science discovers about our origins, it cannot-- and never will-- answer the why. 'Why are we here?' can't be explained by the big bang, evolution, or anything else science has discovered about our universe.

      The only piece of 'science' that religious people reject (the fringes aside) is the atheistic faith that there is no why, and we are simply here by random chance. This is just as religious, in many ways, as declaring on faith that we are here for some greater reason. Neither declaration, however, changes the scientific facts about how creation came about.

    3. Re:This is a bad idea by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      creation answers"Why?"

      Psst... "A giant invisible wizard did it" is just another layer of "how".

      It's OK, don't get up: I'll go lock myself in the cellar and pray to Jesus for salvation because that nekkid guy ate a forbidden apple that one time.

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    4. Re:This is a bad idea by wastedlife · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Honest question. Does it really explain "why?", it seems creationism just moves things from "we do not know" to "we still do not know, but God does and he has a plan". Personally, I'd rather "believe"(for lack of a better term), based on all evidence presented to me, that there is no "why".

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    5. Re:This is a bad idea by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      creation answers"Why?"

      Oh, goody! I've been wondering: Why would gods exist?

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    6. Re:This is a bad idea by inasity_rules · · Score: 1

      Honest question. Does it really explain "why?", it seems creationism just moves things from "we do not know" to "we still do not know, but God does and he has a plan". Personally, I'd rather "believe"(for lack of a better term), based on all evidence presented to me, that there is no "why".

      Yes. Why would an all powerful, self sufficient God create anything? The Bible presents one answer. You may not agree with the answer or consider it sufficient, but it is an answer. "There is no 'why'" is also an answer.

      I am a Christian, but I do not consider it very useful to get in an argument with you. I can only tell you what I believe, and if that causes an argument, I will not.

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    7. Re:This is a bad idea by dskoll · · Score: 1

      Why would an all powerful, self sufficient God create anything? The Bible presents one answer.

      Where in the Bible does it say why the Universe was created? I don't remember reading that anywhere. (Disclaimer: I'm a Jewish atheist, so I'm only familiar with what you call the "Old Testament". Maybe the so-called "New Testament" tries to state why everything exists... I dunno.)

    8. Re:This is a bad idea by inasity_rules · · Score: 1

      Disclaimer; you did ask.

      That is a large question, larger than the time available to me, so note that the answer is incomplete, and also note that this question of yours is distinct (having a different answer) to the question of why did God create human beings.

      To some extent, part of the reason for the universe to exist is to give man a place to stand... Without the universe, there could be no humans, and God wanted humans, so he created the universe(I make no statement here about the method of creation) It is certainly not the whole reason, but a small part of it. Psalms and Isaiah speak of the "whole earth' being filled with the glory of God, and of the "heavens declaring the glory of God". Therefore part of the reason for creation is to declare the glory of God.

      Romans 8:19(and on) seems to suggest that the universe is waiting for the fulfilment of one of its purposes; to bring about true sons and daughters of God.

      In summary the reasons behind the existence of the universe given by the bible(new and old testament) are essentially for the glory of God and to a lesser degree to give man a place to stand. (And perhaps aliens if you accept the existence of such. I don't really have an opinion on that matter). There are other reasons given, I am sure, but those stand out.

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    9. Re:This is a bad idea by natehoy · · Score: 1

      No offense, but you didn't address the original point terribly well.

      GP said "creationism answers why?", your response was to ask if creationism really does explain why.

      There's a huge gap between "answers" and "explains".

      Explanations are generally the antithesis of religion. "We Will Never Be Able To Explain It Because A God or Gods Did It, And It's Too Complex For Mortal Man To Ever Comprehend" is the only actual answer you'll find deep, deep down in the core of Creationism.

      If something needs an explanation or has one available, it's not religion, it's science. Explanations are not answers.

      Religion only needs belief. Explanation is useless to religion. It is, in fact, harmful to religion. Seeking explanations might expose you to something that conflicts with belief, thereby putting that belief in doubt. Accept your answers and be happy that God loves you.

      Science only needs explanation. Belief is useless to science. It is, in fact, harmful to science. Ceasing your search for explanations might fail to expose you to something that conflicts with what you think you know, and you'll never learn anything about the Universe around you if you fail to try to destroy your beliefs at every opportunity.

      Religion is a crucible in which we try to burn everything that is not part of the doctrine. The doctrine is not submitted to the flames, and its survival is interpreted as Truth. Anything else that survives the flames is considered tarnished - it's got ash all over it.

      Science is a crucible in which, ideally, we try to burn everything, trying different fuels. Anything that has survived a few burnings is brushed off and accepted as "meh, seems good enough for now" until we find better fuel.

      But, this point is often missed, science and religion are not incompatible.

      Science attempts to explain what we want to know, and might someday know. Religion does not operate in that realm. Religion deals strictly with the inexplicable.

      Religion answers what we want to know, and can never know, so we are forced to accept a non-disprovable answer because it's the only answer available to us. Science does not operate in that realm.

      If you have your answer, accept it for the gift it is, and find comfort in your certain knowledge that you will be well-cared for when you cease the mortal coil. But don't seek explanations for it. Explanations can lead to losing your belief in your answer. Just accept it.

      Science deals with things that can never be proven. Religion deals with things that can never be disproven. There's a very wide gap between the areas that the two things can be applied. Don't try to apply science to religious dogma, and don't try to apply religious dogma to science. It's like matter and antimatter. You'll get a lot of heat and light, but in the end it produces nothing but energy.

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    10. Re:This is a bad idea by Etrigan_696 · · Score: 1

      I find it funny that the so-called "rational, intelligent people", atheists, have to resort to straw man fallacies and hurtful words.

      If you re-read my post you'll see that I say creationism SHOULD NOT be taught in school. That Evolution should be taught in school. And furthermore, if I want to teach my children something else, I'll do so in the privacy of my own home.

      Because I identified myself as a Christian, you, and most everyone else that replied, had to do so in a hurtful and antagonistic tone.

      And here I thought it was the Christians that did the persecuting and witch-hunting, and that the rational, intelligent atheists would make for a "live and let live" kind of world. ....hypocrite much?

  36. Re:Incoming fucktard SquarePixel/sopssa trolling . by Anarki2004 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Do you work alone, or is there a whole team of you guys ready to declare sopssa a troll at the moment a new story appears? Even if he is a troll, kindly piss off.

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  37. Nope. by khasim · · Score: 5, Informative

    I'll assume you meant there's no way to prove any of its claims. The same is true for vertical evolution.

    Nope. I mean that there is no way to set up an experiment to show that its claims are false.

    And you're going to have to define "vertical evolution" if you want to start making claims about it.

  38. creationism fallacies by proclus · · Score: 1

    It is a funny story. This school board needs a healthy dose of creationism fallacies. How about the problem of evil, or the rock that is too heavy for God to lift? How absurd for creationists to consider the fallacies of evolution. Any discussion of creationism demands a discussion of its fallacies. Perhaps absurd thinking is an adaptation that confers some advantage. That would explain its persistence. Time will tell, no?

    Regards,
    proclus
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    1. Re:creationism fallacies by wastedlife · · Score: 1

      It would be nice if they would even mention the perceived "evolution fallacies" that they alluded to but would not come out and say.

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  39. Bill Hicks by hack++slash · · Score: 4, Funny

    'You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. "I believe God created me in one day" Yeah, looks like He rushed it.'

    Damn shame he's not around today, the material he would have come up with regarding significant events in the past 16 years would have been most welcome.

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    1. Re:Bill Hicks by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      I guess The Lord loved Bill so much that He took him young and made him a legend, and punished Denis Leary by making him live long enough to become a loathed sell-out.

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  40. "Critical thinking and creationism" by Sockatume · · Score: 1

    Presumably presented in a class on paired opposites.

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  41. I'm ok with that by kikito · · Score: 1

    But they will also have to include creationism on the math, PE, language, history and foreign languages curriculum. And on the musical studies.

    1. Re:I'm ok with that by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget Chemistry.

      New Chemistry class.

      (teacher throws small amount of sodium in water, which makes a predictable kaboom sound)

      Student: "Hey, teach, why did that sodium make that big Kaboom! sound when you threw it in the jar of water?"

      Teacher: "Well, Jimmy, there are two schools of thought on this. Some believe that the sodium reacts with the water and produces lye and hydrogen gas, and the hydrogen gas explodes when exposed to the heat of the reaction and the oxygen in the air. Others know that it can never be properly explained, but that it works consistently because God has a plan and his plans are very consistent."

  42. intelligent design is real by circletimessquare · · Score: 2, Funny

    it is what human beings do when they engage in the genetic engineering of the dna of other creatures (or of homo sapiens)

    the way creationists propose that god designed us is something that will be in the realm of the ability of human beings within a century. and if us lowly imperfect human beings have the powers of god, that says one of two things:

    1. we have become gods

    2. your understanding of what god is and how god works is wrong

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    1. Re:intelligent design is real by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      1. we have become gods

      Nemesis was created by the gods to remind those guilty of hubris that they are mortal.

      Teach THAT in Louisiana science classes!

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    2. Re:intelligent design is real by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

      We are nemesis

      Created by god to punish mother earth for having the hubris of being so green and bountiful

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    3. Re:intelligent design is real by thoromyr · · Score: 1

      Consider the tower of babel. Most people ("christian" or otherwise) have a rather fanciful interpretation of it.

      5 But the LORD came down to see the city and the tower that the men were building. 6 The LORD said, "If as one people speaking the same language they have begun to do this, then nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them. 7 Come, let us go down and confuse their language so they will not understand each other."

      That is supposedly NIV, depending on translation the wording will vary somewhat. Now, many people stop at the obvious point about this answering "why do people speak different languages" but I say it is more import to consider the sixth line. Humanity has the capacity to equal God ("nothing ... will be impossible for them"). God confused language because he was afraid of humanity being his equal.

      I propose a third option:

      3. we can become gods

  43. Re:Spirituality is delusion. Religion is ignorance by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    Spirituality is an exceptionally useful practice. You can ascribe spirituality to bare consciousness, if not an external factor such as "spiritual energy" or "the soul." In that sense, being mindful of your spiritual needs (those being peace, rest, enlightenment, love, etc) is extremely beneficial.

    Think about it this way: Everyone knows you need emotional support and physical rest to stay healthy, along with food and exercise. Now on top of that, consider spiritual insight through contemplative meditation, allow your mind to pick its thoughts and just observe; don't fight when unpleasantness comes up. If you follow a routine in which you meditate for say 15-20 minutes every day or half an hour 3 times a week or whatever works for you, this "spiritual" endeavor will help settle your emotions, which reduces stress, and improves the health of your physical body and the sharpness of your mind.

    This is not something you can define scientifically: I can't tell you to sit in Lotus watching at a candle doing breathing exercises, and follow a set Yoga and Tai-Chi routine, and contemplate nature via listening and meditative walking, and that'll optimize your spiritual wellness. There are techniques, ideals, philosophies; you must decide on your own which to pursue. By that method, your being develops wellness from the inside out.

    Consider it for a while. Unhealthy spirituality leads to things like discomfiture when faced with sexuality, or with concepts you don't want to acknowledge. In your case, I'd be willing to suggest that you experience immediate stress at the subject of spirituality and religion, and possibly anything that isn't hard and accepted science: you'd have difficulty exploring the basic meaning behind everything I've said here because it would be extremely uncomfortable for you to take in that kind of knowledge, even for simple analysis or curiosity. Perhaps due to a slight fear of discovering a usefulness that might be interpreted as a "truth" behind some of the things you find revulsion in-- maybe not proof of God, but perhaps proof that certain "spiritual" exercises do improve emotional health in ways you have difficulty explaining.

  44. Michael Behe is at the root of their advantage. by v(*_*)vvvv · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Behe

    There is a huge gap between intelligent design and evolution, and poor Mr. Behe has managed to fill that gap in a way that has given the intelligent design folk some major leverage.

    He needs to either come out and refute claims that his work = proof of God, and discredit those who make such claims (while admiting his theories need more work), or come out and just confess he is acting on behalf of the Bible so that even the pseudo scientists are forced discredit him once and for all.

    That would be doing all of us a favor.

    I don't believe his theory of irreducible complexity equates to God created life, and on the surface it appears that he doesn't either. He simply points out that he finds some systems to be too sophisticated to be random, and *appears* to be a *scientist* while making his points.

    Most if not all intelligent design advocates have jumped on this, and it is really too bad, because it's working. And I say whether he likes it or not, he could very well be responsible for the miseducation of millions of children.

    1. Re:Michael Behe is at the root of their advantage. by HundyCougar · · Score: 0

      laugh away. Of course if we were Muslim you would be afraid. If we were budhist you would think we were enlightened. But We are just some hick bible thumpers so laugh away. Nothing to see here.

    2. Re:Michael Behe is at the root of their advantage. by canajin56 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Don't call it a theory. "Irreducible complexity" is a demonstrably false hypothesis, not a theory. At any rate, his argument is basically "I can't see how this could evolve in steps, and as I am omniscient and omnipotent, that is proof of its impossibility, QED." At any rate, his implicit assumption that he's all knowing and all seeing is also easily refuted. He claims that there is a spider that shows irreducible complexity. However, it's easy to show steps how this spider could have evolved from a similar spider without ever being at a disadvantage, even though according to Behe, every single component is useless alone, and the spider is useless without all of them. Just utterly false. Irreducible complexity can also be shot down via Reducto Ad Absurdum. An arch is made of arch stones, and a keystone. Without the keystone, the entire arch collapses. Without the rest of the arch in place, the keystone cannot be placed. Therefore, one cannot build an arch, as it requires both parts to exist, and neither part can be placed without the other already in place.

      He also likes the mousetrap example. (Even though the mousetrap is designed). He says the current spring loaded wire mousetrap is irreducibly complex because without any of its components, it doesn't function. This is trivial to show as wrong: Start with a basic cartoon mousetrap. A box with a piece of cheese in it, and a stick on the cheese holding the box up. Flaws? The mouse can shift the box and perhaps escape. Solution: Hinge one edge so it is harder to shift the box. Next Flaw: It takes a lot of eating for the stick to fall, closing the trap. Solution: connect the stick to a latch, and place the bait on a pressure plate that will release the latch at a very light touch. Next Flaw: You can't move the trap because its bolted to the floor. Solution: Create a baseboard and hinge the lid to the base, not the floor. Next Flaw: It's still somewhat possible for the mouse to lift the box and escape underneath. Solution: Spring load the hinge so it closes with more force, and remains closed. Next Flaw: The mouse, being a rodent, can chew its way through the wooden box. Solution: Make the box out of metal. Next Flaw: When releasing mice into your field, they tend to head right back into your house for all the free grain. Solution: Remove the edges of the metal box except the hinged edge. This will strike the mouse with the force of the spring. Next Flaw: The sheet of metal distributes the force evenly over the mouse. A fair number survive, maimed and possibly trapped. You need to put them down yourself, and sometimes they escape and die in the wall. Solution: Replace the metal sheet with a metal wire so the force is focused on one point of their neck. And there you have it. You went from a primitive trap to a modern trap. Each step improved the efficiency of the design. Saying "A mousetrap needs the plate, the latch, the spring, the base, and the wire, and without any it is not functional" is true, but beside the point.

      With no exceptions, "irreducibly complex" bullshit that Behe has come up with can be shown to be reducible. And besides which, by asserting that all changes need to be beneficial, he's showing he knows nothing at all about evolution. Changes need only be not-highly-disadvantageous. They not only don't even need to be helpful, they can even be slightly harmful if it doesn't impact the creature TOO much.

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    3. Re:Michael Behe is at the root of their advantage. by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      laugh away. Of course if we were Muslim you would be afraid.

      So, you would rather be despised and feared instead of being (relatively mildly) disdained and laughed at? If I were you, I'd be happy with the status quo. Doesn't take long for fear to become hate and ... well we've all heard Yoda. They (radical islamists) have a knack of pissing too many other cultures off. Someday they'll push the world too far. I hope I'm not around to see that day because it's bound to be epic.

      If we were budhist you would think we were enlightened.

      Nope. But keep f***king that chicken.

      But We are just some hick bible thumpers so laugh away. Nothing to see here.

      Isn't it nice when we can all laugh at each other? =) Frankly, on the scale of lunacy, Christians aren't all that bad. Doesn't mean you're gonna get a free ride. You see, we tend to have a higher standard for good behavior than just "well, he's no suicide bomber". The day people stop laughing at you is the day you might want to start worrying.

      For that matter, there are plenty of us who also laugh with the same contempt at new age horseshit. We are fully aware that absence of big religion (or any religion at all) does not a rational person make. It's a necessary but insufficient condition.

    4. Re:Michael Behe is at the root of their advantage. by v(*_*)vvvv · · Score: 1

      Right. But all that you've said is at a higher comprehension level than most, and that is the problem. Which is precisely my point.

      Scientists can tell the difference between a scientist that is wrong and a scientist that is right. But to others, they are all in the same choir singing a similar tune.

    5. Re:Michael Behe is at the root of their advantage. by HundyCougar · · Score: 0

      Now just wait a minute. I am clinging to the whole not being a suicide bomber = good behavior!!!! Don't take that away from me too!!!

      Seriously though... I guess I get frustrated with always being labeled as a freak just because of my faith.

      As to being despised and feared... well I never have been feared(except at a buffet maybe), but am normally despised because of my faith.

      And you mention that the absence of a religion does not a rational person make, but too often the presence of religion labels us as nuts.

      No, I don't feel that the law should be employed to make people believe like me. If that is your way to bring people in, you're screwed. You can't legislate morality/religion/belief. Just wont work.

      But at the same time, teaching Creationism as a counterpoint to evolution doesn't harm anybody. Especially if it is an elected group of people pushing this who are representing those who elected them. Or even better, present Creationism as a counterpoint, but without the same hours requirement. No need to spend equal time (seriously - God made it, it's what creationist believe, shouldn't take more than an afternoon to discuss and move on) but it allows another viewpoint to be presented. There's no need to try spend an equal amount of time to invalidate evolution. Even I believe in the adaption of species, and survival of the fittest, but not as an origin of man. Learning is the exposure to multiple viewpoints, and be able to assemble information from multiple sources.

    6. Re:Michael Behe is at the root of their advantage. by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      As to being despised and feared... well I never have been feared(except at a buffet maybe), but am normally despised because of my faith.

      I'm afraid I didn't express that clearly ("So, you would rather be despised and feared instead of being (relatively mildly) disdained and laughed at?"). What I meant was that the latter (which is usually the attitude towards fundamentalist Christians) seems like a much better thing to have than the former (which is the attitude towards fundamentalist Muslims).

      The point is that I would rather have my ideological opponents mock me fearlessly rather than fear me and keep quiet. The fear would imply that not only am I wrong (this is only my opponents' opinion and therefore debatable) but I am also so intolerant that you would have to fear for your life before thinking of saying anything against me. The latter attitude is something you would expect in a prison, where "respect" is the incorrect term used for "fear for my life".

      This, in my opinion, is something that is constantly misconstrued in social commentary today. Rational people do not waste their breath on those who are truly beyond reason (radical muslims) and who, further, would only reward us with a barbaric death. This is why I said (with utmost sincerity) that I do admire Christians in the US. For all their faults, they understand that words should only be countered with words (or perhaps a lawsuit or two =p). It's unlikely that my head will be chopped off for saying something bad about their religion =) and I appreciate that (I guess I might end up with a bullet if I got really stupid and mouthed off in a bar in the deep South. Good thing I have a fairly evolved (oops) survival instinct).

      And you mention that the absence of a religion does not a rational person make, but too often the presence of religion labels us as nuts.

      Yes. That is somewhat unfair (well, premature anyway). Personally, I try not to judge people based on their beliefs (I fail sometimes on message boards for obvious reasons), but on how those beliefs enter into their interactions with the universe (that includes people) at large. Besides, there's nothing wrong with being a little nutty if it doesn't hurt anyone =). As for mentioning creationism in science class, it's merely the (publicly stated) thin end of the wedge, which is why it's so important to stop it at the start.

    7. Re:Michael Behe is at the root of their advantage. by JohnFluxx · · Score: 1

      > This is trivial to show as wrong: Start with a basic cartoon mousetrap. A box with a piece of cheese in it, and a stick on the cheese holding the box up. Flaws? The mouse can shift the box and perhaps escape.

      Someone could just argue that of course the mouse could escape, thus this would fail here.

      I know your post is long enough already, but I think you need to say something like "This isn't a very good mousetrap, but it would at least catch elderly or ill mouse, or mice at night time only, etc ".

    8. Re:Michael Behe is at the root of their advantage. by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      "Irreducibly complex" is the idea that a biological component could be, such that removing any individual element of it removes its functionality.

      Evolution actually DEMANDS that "irreducible complexity" would occur, and is actual predicted, and verified by its existence.

      That components can be removed, and be shown to have alternate functions explains the mechanism by which irreducibly complex features appear, not that they do not exist.

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    9. Re:Michael Behe is at the root of their advantage. by HundyCougar · · Score: 0
      Although I disagree with the thin edge of the wedge, I think I over reacted to your post. I am pretty new to slashdot posting(I'm a posting leach - I read but don't contribute much), but I do apologize for it... I have enjoyed this honest exchange of opinion(forget about the lack of congruence)!

      And I would rather be mocked than feared... heck I pretty much enjoy any attention anyway!

    10. Re:Michael Behe is at the root of their advantage. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oddly, I think you've actually philosophized a case for an intelligent iterative design. Now obviously the next step would be to optimize the process. Now if you were willing to hypothetically assume that the designer was omniscient, for the sake of argument, you would agree that the most optimal design process would take n revisions steps as n approaches zero (that is, the initial revision would be the final in your example). Now, sprinkle in some natural selection and you have a practical model for our current understanding of paleontology without the tainting of pesky little things such as the lack of an fossil record for all of these useless intermediate mutational forms which should have died out due to the uselessness, if not disadvantage, of their spurious mutations.

      Taking a step back: the evolution versus id/creationism fall into three camps: intelligent people on the side of evolution, with a vested interest in their work and livelihood; intelligent people on the side of creationism, with a vested interest in their religious viewpoint or influence; and sheep who vehemently take either side with rabid disregard for basic logic and philosophy and no real intellect or drive to research of their own. It seems stubborn to me that one side cannot even bear to hypothesize how the system might work if in fact we were designed by a more intelligent being (and yet we hope to create A.I. someday?) and the other side often can't concede simple truths such as natural selection (survival of the fittest) that even have Biblical corollaries. The problem is the blanket terms evolution and intelligent design include so many smaller separable concepts, but we are so polarized that when we pick sides, we throw away many of them that we would have otherwise agreed with if presented outside of that hotly-debated framework. To be fair, I do mostly (if not only) see one side of the argument being blocked from schools en masse. It's all well and good to tell someone, "go to private school if you want to learn that" but then why should he/she fund the failing public school system through property and state taxes if they are being forced to pay for their child's education elsewhere? Sorry, maybe I shouldn't turn this into a tax debate. That would be the wrong fallacious system to discuss for this thread.

    11. Re:Michael Behe is at the root of their advantage. by Sumadartson · · Score: 1

      "Irreducible complexity" is a demonstrably false hypothesis

      One problem with that: irreducible complexity is a negative. It's basically the statement that something, however small, can't be explained. And, as we all know, you can't prove a negative , so they'll always have somewhere to flee to. "O, no, that eye was explainable, but what about the flagellum. Oops, that's been done too. And, what about blood coagulation... O, wait..." Repeat ad infinitum. It would be harmless if they weren't pushing this stuff to someone else's children.

    12. Re:Michael Behe is at the root of their advantage. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      They not only don't even need to be helpful, they can even be slightly harmful if it doesn't impact the creature TOO much.

      Well that explains women anyways.

    13. Re:Michael Behe is at the root of their advantage. by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      Although I disagree with the thin edge of the wedge, I think I over reacted to your post.

      Well, it's not my interpretation. Rather, it's a publicly stated policy of the Discovery Institute (and the link I gave last time showed the actual document without any annotation showing their own stated aims - make of that what you will). More details and original sources can be found here.

      I am pretty new to slashdot posting(I'm a posting leach - I read but don't contribute much), but I do apologize for it...

      No apologies necessary. And the technical term, I believe, is a lurker =). We're all lurkers at most of the sites we frequent and active posters in only a selected few. If that wasn't so, I doubt any of us would have time to earn a living =)

      I have enjoyed this honest exchange of opinion(forget about the lack of congruence)!

      Ditto =)

  45. What’s the alternative? by TrumpetPower! · · Score: 2, Funny

    (Never mind, of course, that the courts will shoot this Louisianan idiocy down in a heartbeat.)

    On the one hand, we have the Theory of Evolution by Natural Selection, a scientific theory backed by a volume of evidence more diverse and massive than that assembled in support of any other theory.

    On the other hand...we have a faery tale.

    No, really.

    Cdesign proponentsists would have us instead accept a “theory” drawn solely on the proposition that the Bible is substantially true.

    And the Bible opens with a story — the very one they’d replace science with — about a magic garden with talking animals and an angry giant.

    Worse, it continues in exactly that same vein. It prominently features a talking shrubbery (on fire, no less!) that instructs the reluctant hero how to wield his magic wand. It has more talking animals, sea monsters, lots more giants, and an endless string of magic spells. There’s even a dragon in there, and I think there might be a unicorn, too. At the end we have an utterly bizarre zombie fantasy, complete with one of the thralls groping the zombie king’s intestines. And the grand finale? Global zombie apocalypse.

    All y’all who dismiss science in favor of fantasy? This is why we laugh at you.

    Cheers,

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    1. Re:What’s the alternative? by Opyros · · Score: 1

      For anyone who doesn't get it — google "cdesign proponentsists". It's not a typo in the parent post, it's a sort of transitional fossil between "creationists" and "design proponents".

    2. Re:What’s the alternative? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After reading your post I think Jefferson had it all wrong when he rewrote the Bible. He should have left all the magic stuff in and taken out the boring moral things. That's a book I could actually read.

  46. The BuyBull says that Pi=3.... by Ellis+D.+Tripp · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    And if it's good enough for Jayzuss than it's good enough for our kids!

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      Who is Jayzuss? The black rapper version of Jesus?

  47. Haven't these people heard of Sunday School? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a place where Christians send their kids to learn about their religion. If they just educated their frickin kids in church, they wouldn't need to pollute the public school system.

  48. Intelligent design is against my religion by DavidTC · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The premise of intelligent design is that God wasn't able to create a universe in which everything happened automatically. instead, it argues that He created the universe, and then had to constantly meddle because He couldn't get the animals He wanted by following the physical laws that He, Himself, made. This is utterly against my religion's conception of God, in which He does not make such mistakes.

    My religion is, I think, a fairly popular one called 'Christianity', and I fail to see why whatever minority religious group is pushing 'intelligent design' should be able to teach Christian children that God is fallible and makes mistakes that He then has to correct.

    Surely a better compromise between our two religions would be to simply not talk about what God did or didn't do at all in public schools.

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    1. Re:Intelligent design is against my religion by mibe · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up, it seems that the only people wanting to push ID into classrooms are a small minority of religious (and in the US, let's face it - Christian) jerks. I don't know why they can't tolerate scientific evidence or reconcile it with their own beliefs, but they're sure making the rest of the (much more reasonable) religious folks look bad.

    2. Re:Intelligent design is against my religion by Pahroza · · Score: 1

      Children are not religious. Their parents are.

    3. Re:Intelligent design is against my religion by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      The premise of intelligent design is that God wasn't able to create a universe in which everything happened automatically. instead, it argues that He created the universe, and then had to constantly meddle because He couldn't [do certain things] ... by following the physical laws that He, Himself, made. This is utterly against my religion's conception of God, in which He does not make such mistakes.

      Of course, this leads to some theological difficulties. A god who doesn't make mistakes that require after the fact correction and meddling is a god who doesn't need to incarnate himself in human to meddle and make things come out right. That tends to preclude being a Christian unless you're one of those Christians that denies the divinity of Christ (at which point I have to start asking what the point is again -- if you're holding up Christ as an ethical teacher I would point out that Gautama Siddharta was a better one).

      It is possible, of course, to extract yourself from said difficulties with suitable excuses, but then similar excuses can be used to extract the creationists from their difficulties -- sure their excuses are more obvious bald-faced "wishing makes it so", but it's a matter of degree not kind.

    4. Re:Intelligent design is against my religion by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      What? Christians acting like jerks? Why, the very idea is insane!

      But, yeah, seriously. Asshats like that are why church attendance keeps declining.

      Like by me. I no longer attend church. My final straw was when 'my' denomination, Southern Baptist, spent hours of debate at the convention about alcohol use, eventually saying that anyone who uses it should not be a leader in the Church. 'Uses', not 'abuses'. People who drink alcohol are not welcome as leaders in the SBC.

      At least they stopped short of demanding members not use it, but they did, in fact, manage to kick Jesus, a guy who not only drinks, but aids and encourages drinking on others, out of his traditional leadership position. (And he's held that position almost 2000 years!) So bravo to them for their honesty, and I exited the denomination stage left with Jesus, because, frankly, I thought was Jesus had to say was more important than what they had to say.

      There's two reasons we should separate church and state, and even church and politics. The lesser one is the destructive influence church can have on political debate...a much much more damaging and irreparable one is the damage that politics has on the church.

      An irrelevant and inarguable fact of what happened in history have become tied up in some giant political/religious inseparable blob called 'intelligent design'. What's more, it's a patently dishonest blob that reinvents itself every times the courts rule against it or some 'evidence' of it is disproven. Can't teach creationism? Why, let's rename it intelligent design! Oh, this example of 'irreducibly complexity' was, um, reduced and explained? We'll just come up with another example!

      This makes both the political party pushing it and the church look, um, patently dishonest. Can I politely, as a Christian, suggest that other 'Christians' STOP MAKING CHRISTIANITY LOOK LIKE LYING POLITICAL SCUMBUGS?

      Because that, you know, makes it damn (pun intended) hard to make new converts or even keep current people in the church.

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    5. Re:Intelligent design is against my religion by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Of course, this leads to some theological difficulties. A god who doesn't make mistakes that require after the fact correction and meddling is a god who doesn't need to incarnate himself in human to meddle and make things come out right.

      Not really. Jesus was rather explicitly mentioned as having to come correct an existing problem, one caused by humans. (Because they had free will.)

      It was a pretty big and important event in Christianity, prophesied and whatnot, and a good fraction of the religious texts are documenting it.

      We can argue as to what extent 'humans turning their back on God' was foreseen, to what extent God, who presumably knew it would happen, as 'at fault' and if he could have stopped it, or if that wouldn't be possible if he was to give us free will...

      ...but that delves into rather obscure 'doctrine of evil' and 'free will' concepts and whatnot. Is it a mistake? Is it on purpose? Who knows? Let's just say that this is, at least, a well-documented 'mistake' on God's part. In fact, the very first thing in the Bible, The Fall, documents this very 'problem' of humans not listening to God.

      'Free will' has been debated for millennium, in fact, longer than Christianity, as Jewish thinkers saw the issue also. No one knows why the heck God did what he apparently did, or why he then stepped in to fix, or at least change, it. But it's a deliberate and documented design oddity we don't understand.

      Almost all explanations humanity has come up with for the 'Why did God make a universe where people choose evil?' involve the idea that humans who are required to do what God wants were not the sort of beings God wanted.

      But none of that works for this new 'flaw' in God's plan that intelligent-design-supporting 'Christians' have invented, a flaw not mentioned anywhere at all in the text. Dinosaurs being unable to evolve into flying animals without a 'boost' from God (Or whatever the idiotic intelligent design argument of the week is.) is not documented, nothing is said at all about it. Nothing about the flaw, nothing about God stepping in to fix it.

      That imaginary failure in the design, unlike humans being less than perfect and turning their back on God, can't be explained by 'free will', as humans weren't around back there.

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    6. Re:Intelligent design is against my religion by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Your religion also believes that God gave us divorce, because he knew we were imperfect. So, even though he knew it to be sin, he still permitted it under the covenant established with the Jews.

      He made them not eat pork, to not mix milk and meat... how stubborn must we really be for him to say, "oh yeah, that's totally sin... but go ahead and do it anyways with my blessing."

      If the Truth be true that he established the covenant to show that no one could follow his perfect law and all would sin, then why permit some things under the law that weren't acceptable? If you already knew that no one could follow it all perfectly, and that any violation be equivalent to violating all of it, then why give us a loophole at all?

      The more I ponder Christian apologetics, the more and more I realize that the proposition that your god is perfect is an absolutely untenable position.

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    7. Re:Intelligent design is against my religion by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      Sorry to butt in, but you do realize that the post you were replying to was a satirical masterpiece? And it did so while at the same time being potentially sincere (in that a true Christian would actually have to say that!)

    8. Re:Intelligent design is against my religion by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      You have made the same points about Christianity and free will that, essentially, people have been doing since the start of time.I addressed that in my other post, but, essentially, it is unknown and possible unknowable what, exactly, God was trying to do with human, and if there were any 'flaws' there.

      For whatever purpose, God decided that people were free to do whatever they wanted. this is well accepted Christian doctrine, regardless of whether or not you personally think it makes sense, and I'll be the first to admit it's a mystery.

      Feel free to believe it is a gaping hole in Christianity, and disbelieve Christianity because of it. I'm not trying to convert anyone here. Think whatever you want about this, but you should probably realize that this paradox is well documented in the Bible and, thus, Christian thought. It is a thing called 'free will' that we don't understand why it exists.

      Compare this with intelligent design, which says 'God apparently had some problems making people evolve using the laws of physics He invented, so had to cheat in a few place.'.

      There is no Biblical or theological support for these 'problems', or any documentation that God had to step in and fix them. It is not any of documented miracles, it is not listed as something that God would do, it is not discussed at all. It is claiming a miracle simple because these creationist asshat want there to be a miracle, because they've decided to take a metaphorical creation story literally, but can't teach that in school.

      In fact, ascribing miracles to explainable events is a pretty damn good way of destroying people's faith when the truth comes out, and intelligent design has repeatedly failed. It is heresy, pure and simple, heresy of the worse kind.

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    9. Re:Intelligent design is against my religion by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      I think you've underestimated my sincerity, although you're right in that I was being a little satirical pretending I didn't know these idiots were claiming to be Christians while sprouting heresy. ;)

      Intelligent design, as I pointed out in a reply to the post you just replied to, is a heresy. It ascribes to God some defects that aren't supported by the text, and it invents miracles to address said 'defects'.

      Which is rather interesting, because straight creationism, while rather stupid, isn't heresy. It's just a dumb reading of a metaphoric story, but whatever.

      But intelligent design starts with the premise that God couldn't do something, namely, create the laws of nature in such a way as to get what He wanted. Now, as the GP pointed out, there are, indeed, known things that God apparently 'couldn't' do, although whether or not He 'couldn't' do them or just didn't is unknown.

      But however you feel about the 'free will/disobeying God' issue, which is well known as an issue to theologians, you can't just wander around adding things He couldn't do. Not without damn good evidence. Nor can you add in miracles to fix those things you yourself invented.

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    10. Re:Intelligent design is against my religion by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      I think you've underestimated my sincerity, although you're right in that I was being a little satirical pretending I didn't know these idiots were claiming to be Christians while sprouting heresy. ;)

      LOL! Fair 'nuff (I was secretly afraid that was the case, which is why I added the sincerity clause to cover my ass =) albeit leaving bare patches to be kicked). It was still an excellent post on your part - I'd never heard that particular argument before and had an evil little chuckle after reading it =)

    11. Re:Intelligent design is against my religion by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      No no no no.... none of this has to do with free will. I'm not arguing that it's a failure of Christian doctrine that God would let us sin.

      I'm saying, and none of these are possibly controversial:
      *It is well established that Judeo-Christian doctrines hold that their god established a covenant with the Jews.
      *It is well established that Christian doctrine holds that no one can maintain the strict covenant demanded by god, as we all sin.
      *It is biblical fact that Jesus said that divorce was wrong, and anyone who divorces and marries another commits adultery.
      *It is biblical fact that Jesus said that divorce was allowed, because we were either: "stubborn" or "our hearts were hard"
      *It is biblical fact that Jesus said that he who breaks any part of the law, is guilty of breaking all of it.

      Now. Given that we know that we're omniscient like god, we now know that the law was never meant to be maintained, and that it was supposed to show our inequity, and our necessity of grace. This is well established Christian doctrine.

      So, why would the law give us an out, when we were going to be just as guilty of the violations anyways?

      He knows that we will be found guilty, and that he will need to send his own son to be a blood sacrifice for the forgiveness of our sins, yet still says "Oh, but this one Sin? It's totally ok if you do it, because I know you guys won't be perfect."

      If the Christian god is perfect, and he was able to give us a loophole for divorce, why couldn't he give us a loophole for all of it? And if he was still going to hold us accountable for divorce while separating the wheat from the chaff, then why even include a loophole anyways? Why would he deceptively present divorce as acceptable, when it is not?

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    12. Re:Intelligent design is against my religion by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Sorry to butt in, but you do realize that the post you were replying to was a satirical masterpiece? And it did so while at the same time being potentially sincere (in that a true Christian would actually have to say that!)

      Damn Poe's Law...

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    13. Re:Intelligent design is against my religion by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      I don't have any idea why you even vaguely think any of this is relevant. I am in no way here to debate Christian doctrine, except WRT intelligent design.

      About divorce, as Jesus pointed out, the law said it was a sin, and at no point undid that. The law used to justify divorce was one saying that certain types of divorce and remarriage were not allowed. However, in Moses' time, people were stubborn, and would not stop divorcing their wives and doing a weird remarriage shuffle to flip wives back and forth, so Moses, unable to stop divorce at all, made that specific thing even more illegal.

      Jesus did not say God used to allowed it. That is a common misunderstanding, and it is utterly wrong.

      You tried to make an analogy to the laws about divorce, but that was not any sort of 'God mistake', that was just a weird contingency put in the law by Moses to cover the already existing divorce laws which Moses found himself unable to change.

      If you want an analogy, it's akin to laws about how you treat your slaves. Those laws do not make slavery moral. They make certain behaviors while owning slaves more immoral.

      And while James 2:10 is commonly used to claim that all laws are identical when you break them, it's worth pointing out that was written post-crucifixion, and thus the believers being written to were not under Jewish law anymore anyway, and the law it is talking about breaking is 'Love your neighbor as yourself', which isn't, duh, the same sort of old testament laws we were just talking about. (Granted, you didn't cite the verse, so I have no idea if this is what you're talking about.)

      But we're not talking about that either, what we are talking about is some hypothetical shortcoming of God in designing the universe and how a miracle, aka, intelligent design was needed to fix this imaginary flaw. Which is nonsense and heresy and, bluntly, irreligious.

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    14. Re:Intelligent design is against my religion by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Heh, maybe I'm an Christian fundamentalist from another dimension. One where the majority religion in this country is Pastafarianism or something, teaching people that God's just 'doing stuff' all the time. Or maybe Discordianism, where God(dess) is rather a screwup. "To hell with that!", I say, "God is perfect, stop teaching our children otherwise!".

      But, yeah, I didn't really think about it, but I was sorta satirizing the Fundmentalist behavior, but putting in actual Christian beliefs in there, instead of the un-Biblical stuff they come out with. The 'Fundamentalists' that everyone sees walking about have the intelligence and knowledge of their own religion on par with a potted plant, and have been entirely hijacked for political purposes.

      Actual fundamentalist Christians who were educated in their own religion would be demanding the government confiscate wealth from the rich and other such behavior. I'm not saying that would be a good thing, I'm just pointing out that what people see is 'Christian' fundamentalism than 'right-wing socially-conservative' fundamentalism. That is why you don't mix politics and religion.

      Anyway, to continue the satire, I urge all intelligent Christians, when 'intelligent design' shows up, to go to school board meetings and launch into rants about how the Pastafarian want to teach your children about how God must constantly mess around with his noodly appendages during creation, instead of creating reality the way He wanted it to start with.

      And then point out how Pastafarians make such a small percentage of the population compared to Christians, that we should not teach their 'intelligent design' theory, but we should instead teach the Christian teaching of God being perfect, and did not have to meddle during evolution because He did it right the first time.

      Atheists (And actual Pastafarians, if you guys really exist.;), that your clue to leap in and demand that children are taught that God, aka, FSM, is not perfect, and He constantly had to fix things, and you demand the schools teach intelligent (and rather incompetent) design, because God is a fuckup who can't do anything right.

      Watch the exploding heads. Watch them then try to argue that God is....um...not a good designer who had to fix...um...wait...he planned to fix things because...uh...

      Seriously, Christians. Don't ceed the ground to this people who don't even understand basic concept of their religion, and want to convince children to join their religion by using the lies of intelligent design, which has exactly the expected effect on belief when the kids figure out they've been lied to.

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    15. Re:Intelligent design is against my religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm fairly sure that the way christians accept evolution is by accepting that it is god's process for creating life that doesn't end. At least that's how I explained it when christians were holding weapons to my head for "believing" in evolution and saying the bible was wrong just by doing so.

    16. Re:Intelligent design is against my religion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus did not say God used to allowed it.

      This is correct, Jesus said that God never accepted it. But that it was explicitly permitted in the law, because we were stubborn.

      1 When Jesus finished saying these things, he left Galilee. He went into the area of Judea on the other side of the Jordan River. 2 Large crowds followed him. He healed them there. 3 Some Pharisees came to put him to the test. They asked, “Does the Law allow a man to divorce his wife for any reason at all?” 4 Jesus replied, “Haven't you read that in the beginning the Creator ‘made them male and female’?(Genesis 1:27) 5 He said, ‘That's why a man will leave his father and mother and be joined to his wife. The two will become one.’(Genesis 2:24) 6 They are no longer two, but one. So a man must not separate what God has joined together.” 7 They asked, “Then why did Moses command that a man can give his wife a letter of divorce and send her away?” 8 Jesus replied, “Moses let you divorce your wives because you were stubborn. But it was not this way from the beginning. 9 Here is what I tell you. Anyone who divorces his wife and gets married to another woman commits adultery. A man may divorce his wife only if she has not been faithful to him.” 10 The disciples said to him, “If that's the way it is between a husband and wife, it is better not to get married.” 11 Jesus replied, “Not everyone can accept the idea of staying single. Only those who have been helped to live without getting married can accept it. 12 Some men are not able to have children because they were born that way. Some have been made that way by other people. Others have made themselves that way in order to serve the kingdom of heaven. The one who can accept living that way should do it.”

      Jesus is presented with conflicting laws. At first the Bible presents that marriage should be eternal, but is also presented with the Biblical fact that divorce was explicitly permitted under Jewish law. (Deuteronomy 19)

      Like any activist judge (which by Christian doctrine, as god, has full authority to do), he declares that the correct interpretation is that the first statement precludes the later statement, and thus divorce is not in God's vision.

      But here's the rub. Moses spoke directly to the Judeo-Christian god. Therefore, his laws should have been the most guiding legal interpretation (until Jesus according to the Christian doctrine).

      So, Jesus reveals that Moses did not give the full and proper interpretation of the law. (Jesus did not come to tear down the law, but to fulfill it, yes. But he did present interpretations that directly conflicted with the explicit words of Moses.)

      So to get back to the original story. The Christian god is there talking to Moses. He gives a number of laws, and rules, and explicitly states that divorce is not a violation of his covenant.

      Now, the Christian god knows that the law that he will give man will not be followed anyways, because we're all sinful. But divorce is singled out for special allowance because we're stubborn?

      What is so special about divorce that makes it receive such an exceptional case? If this god knew we were stubborn and would violate all of his laws anyways, why make any laws in the first place?

      Were the laws given to Moses completely useless? Jesus tells us that even looking at someone, not your spouse, with a lustful eye is a Sin...

      My question is... why is your god so deceitful that he would mislead millions of people, and hundreds of generations with laws that are meaningless?

    17. Re:Intelligent design is against my religion by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      What I'm trying to get to, is ANY religious doctrine is idiocy, and illogical, and will eventually be found to violate facts and reality.

      In science, we throw out crap that stops working, but religious doctrine requires things be retained.

      You attempt to show what "real Christian beliefs are", but you're committing the No True Scotsman fallacy first, and second, you're still making a logically fallacious argument. So, what good is it?

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    18. Re:Intelligent design is against my religion by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Erm, Deuteronomy 19 doesn't say anything about divorce. You're thinking of Deuteronomy 24, which is mistranslated in almost every version of the Bible. Here is an actual correct formulation:

      'When a man takes a wife and marries her, if then she finds no favor in his eyes because he has found some indecency in her, and he writes her a bill of divorce and puts it in her hand and sends her out of his house, and she departs out of his house, and if she goes and becomes another man's wife, and the latter husband dislikes her and writes her a bill of divorce and puts it in her hand and sends her out of his house, or if the latter husband dies, who took her to be his wife, then her former husband, who sent her away, may not take her again to be his wife, after she has been defiled; for that is an abomination before the LORD, and you shall not bring guilt upon the land which the LORD your God gives you for an inheritance.'

      It's a simple if...then statement. if (she finds no favor && he writes her a bill of divorce && she departs && becomes another man's wife && he divorces her) then she can't marry him again. (Interestingly, she can remarry him if she didn't get remarried to someone else else in the meantime.)

      Almost all versions of the Bible mistakenly put some 'shalls' in that verse, implying the middle steps are supposed to happen. For example, 'When a man taketh a wife, and marrieth her, then it shall be, if she find no favor in his eyes, because he hath found some unseemly thing in her, that he shall write her a bill of divorcement, and give it in her hand, and send her out of his house....'

      These 'shalls' leads to the incorrect understanding that's what people are supposed to do. This interpretation is totally false.

      The only thing that verse says people are supposed to do is not get married under certain circumstances of divorce. It does not say they can, or are allowed to by God, get divorces at all. It does not say that men should write women divorce papers.

      The law of Moses did not allow divorce. The equivalent of 'Jewish case law' allowed divorce, with the man simply throwing the woman out (Which almost the entire world allowed at that time.), which Moses was unable to stop, so he banned a particularly absurd version of it, where people handed wives back and forth.

      My question is... why is your god so deceitful that he would mislead millions of people, and hundreds of generations with laws that are meaningless?

      And, at that point, I stop arguing, because I've run into a jerk who can't accept the fact that someone who's a Christian wants to help him fight the idiocy called 'intelligent design', and instead wants to debate Christianity.

      I'm not here to debate Christianity. This is not a forum for that, and to be blunt, your 'God changed the law about divorce' argument is based on a misconception, as I've pointed out for two posts now.

      Tell me, do you start arguments with all the people on the same side of an issue as you about their other beliefs? Or is it just religion?

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    19. Re:Intelligent design is against my religion by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      What I'm trying to get to, is ANY religious doctrine is idiocy, and illogical, and will eventually be found to violate facts and reality.

      Any doctrine will eventually be found to violate facts and reality.

      Where you've tripped up is assuming that religious belief=fixed doctrine, that religions can't change aspects of them when they become useless.

      In science, we throw out crap that stops working, but religious doctrine requires things be retained.

      Only because the media only gives a voice to asshat fundamentalists, who claim their religion never changes. (Although they're utterly wrong.) That's the stuff you've been exposed to in the news all your life, and hence that's what you think 'religion' is.

      Plenty of religions, yes, even Christianity, change, and openly admit it. The rest change and just don't admit it. Unchanging religions end up on the dustbin of history, because they can't handle the rest of the universe changing.

      You attempt to show what "real Christian beliefs are", but you're committing the No True Scotsman fallacy first, and second, you're still making a logically fallacious argument. So, what good is it?

      No, to make a No True Scotsman fallacy, I'd have to be arguing that no Christians hold a belief in intelligent design.

      While I am making the almost incidental statement that people holding that belief aren't very good Christians, I have based no conclusion on that, nor have I argued they aren't really Christians. (Unless you've fallen for my satirical first post where I pretended not to know their religion.)

      My claim their belief is wrong is based on the religious texts. I have at no point argued what they believe is not what 'true Christians' believe, because, duh, many do believe that....I'm arguing that it's incorrect based on the text, which both me, and they, claim define Christian belief. (They more than me, in fact.)

      No True Scotsman requires a) me stating that an entire group has an attribute, and b) when presented with a member who doesn't, excluding them from the group. I have done neither of those. I have instead stated an attribute that members of a group should have, and stating that members of the group who don't have it are not good group members. I am not excluding them from the group, and I never said all group members had that attribute in the first place! I just said they should.

      If I say 'People shouldn't eat other people, hence Jeffrey Dahmer is a bad person', I have not committed No True Scotsman. Saying 'People don't eat other people.' and then denying Jeffrey Dahmer was a person would be No True Scotsman.

      And I suspect saying 'you're making a logically fallacious argument' without actually stating why is itself a logical fallacy.

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    20. Re:Intelligent design is against my religion by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Saying 'People don't eat other people.' and then denying Jeffrey Dahmer was a person would be No True Scotsman.

      Actually, rereading, even that's a little vague. It depends on whether I was being descriptive or prescriptive when I said 'don't'.

      It's descriptive to say 'People do not flap their arms and fly', and it would be a No True Scotsman fallacy if someone said that and then, confronted with flapping-arm-and-flying people, asserted they weren't people.

      It's prescriptive to say 'People do not go to traffic court in clown suits'. That is not a statement about whether or not such people exist, despite what it sounds like. It's just an simplistic way of stating people's general behavior. It's stating a societal norm as an absolute, and is simply an exaggeration.

      Anyway, at no point did I state or even imply that 'Christians don't believe in intelligent design', or, phrased more clearly as descriptive, 'No Christians believe in intelligent design.'.

      If disbelieving in ID was a general Christian belief, I could have said something like the first statement, and you'd be arguing semantics to claim I meant that literally, to claim I meant the second form of that.

      However, I didn't say the first statement, as that would be extremely silly. That would actually be a monumentally silly thing to say, especially in this discussion. I have not excluded anyone from the group of Christianity because they believe in ID. (I have, however, added them into the group of 'Christian heretics', which, I must point out, is a subset of Christianity. That is an admitted subjective group.)

      Now, I don't think many of the pushers of ID are Christians at all, but it's not because they push that theory. It is because they are simply cynical right-wing pols who want to rile up their base. They aren't Christians because they don't actually believe in or follow Christ.

      Which, before you get started, is not No True Scotsman. Groups actually do have definitions. If I say no true Scotsman eats porridge, and you point at an Frenchman who eats porridge....uh, no. No True Scotsman is making an absolute statement about a group, and then when presented with evidence otherwise, excluding members based on that. I, again, haven't done either of those.

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    21. Re:Intelligent design is against my religion by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      Please consult the actual "No True Scotsman" fallacy.

      The position is "Christians don't believe X". Evidence is presented of a Christian that does believe in X. The position is thus amended to "Well any REAL Christian doesn't believe in X."

      Dismissing any other Christian's beliefs as non-Christian is by definition committing this very fallacy.

      Stating a personal disagreement with their beliefs is fine. Stating that this belief is non-Christian, when they assert it is Christian, and they are Christian, is fallacy.

      As an example. Some Christians have presented a Biblical argument for supporting slavery. Few if any would make such an argument now, most Christians would reject such an argument now, but that does not make the argument non-Christian.

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    22. Re:Intelligent design is against my religion by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      The position is "Christians don't believe X".

      Who said that? It wasn't me.

      Dismissing any other Christian's beliefs as non-Christian is by definition committing this very fallacy.

      Uh, no, although we've finally found the source of your confusion. I didn't say 'Christian's belief' at all. You've confused 'Christian belief', note the lack of an apostrophe s, which is what I said, and 'Beliefs that Christians have', which is a rephrase of what you said.

      'Jesus rose from the dead' would be an example of the former. It is a belief contained within the philosophy of Christianity. 'The world is round' would be an example of the latter. It is a belief held by (most) Christians. (And most other people.)

      You, because of a grammatical oversight on your part, thought I meant 'Beliefs of Christians'. Admittedly, it's slightly confusing because the adjective meaning 'Of Christianity' and the noun meaning 'Followers of Christianity' are the same word.

      However, saying 'beliefs that Christians hold', I'd have to say 'Christians's belief...', not 'Christian belief...'. It is clearer if I use philosophy, which has different words. 'Philosophers's belief...' vs. 'Philosophical belief...'.

      Talk about 'Christian belief' is talking about the philosophy, about the belief system, called 'Christianity', which has the adjective form 'Christian'. It isn't talking, in any way, about people who follow that belief system. If you find that confusing, please mentally replace 'Christian belief' with 'Christian theology'.

      You're accidentally arguing that no one can ever state the tenets of any belief system at all, because surely there's someone, somewhere, who considers themselves a follower of that system, but doesn't hold that belief. I'm pretty certain this isn't what you mean to argue.

      What a belief system 'actually' states, and who or what are 'in charge' of what it state, is an arguable point, but arguing about that is not magically a No True Scotsman fallacy.

      A No True Scotsman fallacy would be arguing over what 'followers' believe, and having to exclude people who don't...and I haven't done that. I have argued what followers should believe, not that followers don't believe it. (In fact, my assertion about what Christians should believe is rather nonsensical if I think all Christians already believe that because I excluded everyone else from being Christians!)

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    23. Re:Intelligent design is against my religion by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      And since no true Scotsman would put sugar in his porridge, any true Scotsman should not put sugar in his porridge.

      I'm bored of this argument, you're being disingenuous, and arguing stupid shit.

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    24. Re:Intelligent design is against my religion by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Um, no. I didn't argue anything based on what Christians believe, at all. You're the only person hallucinating that I'm arguing what 'Christians' do, or do not, believe.

      I have said what the Christian belief system says, in both the religious text, and as agreed upon by most Christian theological thinker. That's it. (You can feel free to argue with that if you want, but it's not any sort of logical fallacy.)

      No True Scotsman requires me to have made some blanket statement about a group (and then done some other stuff when demonstrated wrong). I have not said a single fucking word about what 'Christians believe', I think the quote where you misunderstood 'Christian belief' to mean 'Christian's belief' makes that pretty clear.

      As this was pretty clear, you were forced to resort to an analogy, so I will give you one back: I said the equivalent of "The Scottish constitution says that it is illegal for people to put sugar in their porridge.", and then you spend several posts arguing with me about what 'I said' the Scottish people do, when I didn't even mention their behavior whatsoever.

      Please, point to a single instance of me referring to Christians as a group and them having some attribute. I have not.

      You're having an issue with this because you dislike religion, and you find it impossible to comprehend that there is actually a structured, documented, and agreed-upon theology. You think Christianity is whatever some random person claims is Christianity, and hence anyone stating that 'Christianity include belief X' is wrong. The end result is, in your universe, no one can actually talk about any belief system at all.

      This, incidentally, is a logical fallacy in and of itself. It's called Loki's Wager.

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  49. Not surprising by Warshadow · · Score: 1

    Having lived in Louisiana this doesn't surprise me at all. You couldn't go a quarter-mile in most areas without seeing a church.

  50. I thought the Scopes trial was over by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    John Scopes must be rolling in his grave.
    For those of you who don't remember: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scopes_Trial

    1. Re:I thought the Scopes trial was over by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Oh... you mean that one guy who never taught evolution but went to the Supreme Court and falsely testified that he had taught evolution cuz they needed a test case to force it into the schools?

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  51. And this is why Federalism is so important by HundyCougar · · Score: 0

    By remanding powers to the states that which is not in the constitution, it allows the states the right setup their own education systems. Don't believe in creationism/intelligent design? If you can't affect the local government, you can always move to a state that supports such beliefs. It was one of the things that made the country great. We didn't use to be this homogeneous mixture of sameness. There were radically different beliefs across aspectrum of ideas that were delineated by state borders. People of certain beliefs were able to affect the government policy that mattered locally. Now everything has to be the same...

  52. Teach it in a theology or philosophy class by Guysmiley777 · · Score: 1

    But keep it the hell out of science classes because intelligent design is just re-worded creationism and is NOT SCIENCE.

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  53. Democracy & Free, Public Education by steve+buttgereit · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I bet most of the people here that are all up in arms at the whole Intelligent Design in public schools thing, at least here in the US, are also many of the same people responsible that make this possible. These people are clamoring for ways to make democracy easier through increased ways to register to vote ('motor-voter',welfare office provided voter registration,etc) as well as increase the reach and scope of government sponsored school systems. Indeed, these people aren't upset that the schools are used to indoctrinate kids at all. What they're really upset about is that the kids in this case just aren't being indoctrinated with the correct social agenda.

    If you want majority rule to broadly define governments and their policies and you want those same governments to oversee the delivery of education, you shouldn't be surprised that your tax dollars may be spent on someone's agenda for society; be that Intelligent Design, GLBT acceptance, or some other agenda.

    For the record I do not accept Intelligent Design as scientifically valid and I wouldn't want my kids wasting their time with it; it's religious dogma. But more to the point I don't believe in an educational system which allows majority groups to control education such that they aren't schools, but centers of of mass indoctrination. I believe in private education systems that allow me to know what they teach the kids and make sure that my kids are being taught according to those principles I believe they need to think, survive and to become the intellectual superiors of their peers. I firmly believe that if you want your kids in a religious schools, Marxist schools, whatever, that's your prerogative; but that right ends with your own children and stops well short of mine.

  54. Creationism! by butterflysrage · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Brought to you from the same state with two-digit addition on their GED test.

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    1. Re:Creationism! by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      What's that supposed to mean? No, I'm not from Lousiana, but yes that should be on a GED test. It should be one of the mathematical tasks you should be capable of, and tested for, in order to get a GED.

      It would it only be a problem if that were the hardest math problem it gave you.

      For comparison, the Fundamentals of Engineering exam (a prerequisite for being a licensed Professional Engineer) tests you on absolute value inequalities. (i.e. problems like, "Solve for x in |x-5| > 6") That doesn't mean you only need Algebra I to pass.

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    2. Re:Creationism! by butterflysrage · · Score: 1

      as in 12+45 is the type that makes up a good portion of the math section.

      shouldn't people who can't do that have failed out long before? I have to wonder the geometry section consists of "find the circle" or the art section being "what is the difference between right and left?"

      Can we no longer assume even the most basic level of intelligence for people going for their GED? I mean, how the hell do you even get to the point where you would sit the test and not know that?

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    3. Re:Creationism! by Sprouticus · · Score: 1

      no, 2 digit addition should be built into other math questions. Assuming you have a range of questions to assertain the actual level of skill, you WOULD put easier and harder questions on the test. However at some point the value of the easy question approaches zero since you are so far below the minimum passing grade.

      I oculd ask you to complete this ABCD_ _ _ , and yes it would show that you know the letters in the english alphabet in sequence, but does it tell you anyting about whether soomeone has reading comprehension @ a 12th grade level?

    4. Re:Creationism! by meerling · · Score: 1

      I graduated High School a long time ago, so I have no idea what the current (or old) GED test looks likes, but are you implying something like this:

      Louisiana: 12+45 = ??
      Other States: 144/6 * square root(9) = ??

      (I'm not looking up the ascii codes for the correct math symbols, you can figure it out.)

    5. Re:Creationism! by butterflysrage · · Score: 1

      Louisiana, yes, other states, can't speak to that.

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    6. Re:Creationism! by Carrot007 · · Score: 1

      > "what is the difference between right and left?"

      I think you will find that a deep and complex philosophical question.

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    7. Re:Creationism! by Labcoat+Samurai · · Score: 1

      That doesn't seem like wasted space to you? I mean, presumably, you could ask a question that requires both addition *and* higher level math at the same time.

    8. Re:Creationism! by nacturation · · Score: 1

      The correct answer to the Louisiana math test is the topic icon for this Slashdot story.

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    9. Re:Creationism! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I spent 14 years there and watched people get GEDs. Addition and Subtraction are on there. I would like to see what the GED looks like in other states.

    10. Re:Creationism! by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Can we no longer assume even the most basic level of intelligence for people going for their GED? I mean, how the hell do you even get to the point where you would sit the test and not know that?

      About a decade ago I was exposed to Brazil, and learned a lot about their culture. Part of it is their politicians promise "a fridge in every house if you elect me!" (or some other obviously non-workable handout.) They'd vote the villain in office, who'd then steal from the coffers and not buy anyone anything. Everyone wants a government job, because they pay more -- and you get the chance to stick your hand in the till, without worrying as much about being caught.

      A decade later, and last week I read that government jobs are now paying more in the USA than the private sector. My dad worked in the public sector, and I remember him telling me about 20 years ago that he could quit and make 3 times as much in the private sector, but the job security was better in a government job.

      So, now our government jobs are on a par with Brazil's.

      One other aspect of Brazil is that they talked a lot about education, but didn't fund it at all. I recall the "No Child Left Behind" unfunded mandate; the federal government required this of schools, but didn't allocate any funding for it; so the education system had an additional drain on its resources, meaning teachers ended up getting paid less and less as time went on (relative to what they could otherwise make, like an opportunity cost).

      I find this trend disturbing, because the end result is we're creating a generation of fundamentalists because they can't tell the difference between "dude told me this" and "experimentally verified".

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    11. Re:Creationism! by butterflysrage · · Score: 1

      If I had not already posted in this thread I would SO mod you up for that!

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  55. huh? by genican1 · · Score: 1

    Why can't we get someone with religious beliefs to teach creationism?'

    I don't know, maybe separation of church and state?

    1. Re:huh? by Surt · · Score: 1

      Could you clarify where that's defined in the constitution in a way that would apply to the state of Louisiana?

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    2. Re:huh? by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      Have you ever actually read the constitution?

      I'm not even a fucking American and I can tell you it's right at the top.

    3. Re:huh? by winwar · · Score: 1

      "Have you ever actually read the constitution?

      I'm not even a fucking American and I can tell you it's right at the top."

      If you aren't an American, you do tend to have an advantage over most of us. You seem to have actually read our governing documents. Probably because many Americans have gone to schools in places like Louisiana. Sorry about that.

    4. Re:huh? by Surt · · Score: 1

      Yes, and the difficulty is that:
      a) there's no 'separation of church and state' in the constitution
      and
      b) the laws that are interpreted to define 'separation of church and state' are based on complex legal cases rather than the constitution itself.

      By all means, read the constitution, and see if you can spot for yourself why a state (rather than the federal government) should feel restricted by a notion of separation of church and state.

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  56. Re:Great more students to filter out as a Professo by NervousWreck · · Score: 1

    If any student made it that far and has any interest in working on a university research project you can safely assume that they can train -- or have already trained -- themselves beyond their high school's minimal curriculum. The crappier the school, the more likely this is the case, has been my experience coming from the student's side.

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  57. Re:Great more students to filter out as a Professo by Mongoose+Disciple · · Score: 1

    So I'll add Louisiana students to the list of high maintenance students who I generally avoid

    I'd somewhat go the opposite way -- other parts of the country/world will have excellent chances to poach some of Louisiana's best/brightest scientific students, people who might otherwise be inclined to stay there, because the Louisianans who get how backwards this is aren't going to want to stay.

  58. Intelligent ? Design? by unitron · · Score: 1

    Intelligent? The way a 6th grade Science Fair shows intelligence, perhaps.

    Don't believe me? Think of all the times where you really needed 3 hands, or 4.

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  59. What about alchemy? by VMaN · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I demand that alchemy be taught side by side with chemistry, so the students can make up their own mind.

    Oh and astrology too.

    1. Re:What about alchemy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait? Are you saying they should teach chemistry in Arabic in US schools? I am confused. Also, it IS possible to convert lead to gold: you just have to fission off 3 protons. It's not cost effective, but it is theoretically possible. What's the harm in studying something that is difficult to master but possible?

    2. Re:What about alchemy? by dkleinsc · · Score: 1

      That analogy doesn't exactly work, because most courses on chemistry at least make some mention of alchemy. That's because for all their fumbling around and trying to accomplish the impossible, they managed to discover quite a few useful tidbits of information about how chemistry worked. Similarly, a lot of the folks who studied astrology managed to pick up some information that was useful for astronomy, so an overview of astronomy will make mention and use of the work of astrologers.

      Alchemy was also far from an anti-scientific viewpoint: Isaac Newton was primarily an alchemist who had some side projects in physics and mathematics (which gives you some idea of how smart the guy was).

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  60. This is a Joke, Right? by BoRegardless · · Score: 1

    Science classes are supposed to discuss hypothesis, theory, measurements, conclusions and verification or lack thereof for measurable events in our physical universe.

    Will the school board or someone explain what can be measured in the field of creationism...other than the number of pages in some edition of a bible in some language?

  61. Will this be on the test? by jwbing · · Score: 1

    Assuming that at least a few students of the Louisiana public school system have a head for critical thinking and sound reasoning, what are they to do when the 'teacher' tests them on their 'science' learnings? If the teacher tests the students and the students use their critical thinking and reasoning to conclude that the material is not correct, will they be failed? And if this starts happening wouldn't that be some proof that creationism has no place in the science curriculum?

    In fact, I would love to be a student in one of the proposed 'critical thinking and creationism' classes. I wonder if the instructor would be able to hold their ground when students have questions. I wonder if the instructor would be able to demonstrate 'critical thinking' of their own for the benefit of the students, or if it would turn into 'Just Have Faith! It is because that's what it is!'.

  62. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Creationists will outbreed evolutionists. Evolution at work.

  63. Let them go! by TopChef · · Score: 1

    Is it too late to just let the South secede and be done with all this backwards nonsense?

    1. Re:Let them go! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe we could just push the whole state off into the Gulf, and let all the hairy knuckles absorb the remaining oil. Solve 2+ problems at once. I'd hate to lose New Orleans, though- maybe we could just push the school board members into the Gulf? Probably absorb about the same amount of oil anyway...

  64. I don't see what all the fuss is. by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 0, Troll

    The entire curriculum will consist of Genesis. The answer to every question is "it was God's will," or "The Lord works in mysterious ways." Any injection of the scientific method into the discussion, pointing out the glaring contradictions in the class text, or other dissent will result in a trip to the pastor... I mean principal's office, where the student will be thrown into water to see if they float. "Creationism 101" should take about 15 minutes of one class period.

    1. Re:I don't see what all the fuss is. by Ksevio · · Score: 1

      The problem won't be just the teaching it, it'll be the hesitation of discussing evolution. Where as a standard biology class might be able to talk about how an organism evolved, the Louisiana classes will have to leave open the idea of creationism as well. When a student asks questions about evolution, there'll always be doubt added when the teacher brings up that there are "other theories" and talks about creationism.

    2. Re:I don't see what all the fuss is. by The+Ultimate+Fartkno · · Score: 1

      My post was complete snark. Your post is realistic and scares me.

  65. Well they didn't seem to have them in the past by Chrisq · · Score: 1, Insightful
    From TFA:

    Board Member David Tate quickly responded: “We let them teach evolution to our children, but I think all of us sitting up here on this School Board believe in creationism. Why can’t we get someone with religious beliefs to teach creationism?

    even better, they "know" that this ungodly teaching is the cause of discipline problems

    Martin, noting that discipline of young people is constantly becoming more of a challenge for parents and teachers, agreed: “Maybe it’s time that we look at this.

    I'm just speechless!

    1. Re:Well they didn't seem to have them in the past by PFI_Optix · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's a commonly-held belief among the religious that children would behave if only they got religion. And for what it's worth, if every one were truly practicing Christians, we wouldn't need much in the way of law enforcement. But when even the preachers in the pulpits can't keep their own vices in check, I think the notion that pushing religion on students will fix discipline problems is totally misguided.

      As for creationism in the classroom, I want two things:

      1) A solid scientific critique of evolution. I have absolutely no problem with them calling it into question, but they MUST do so scientifically. If evolution is so wrong, it shouldn't be hard to provide evidence.

      2) Some sort of argument for creationism beyond "God did it" and the creation story of any given religious text.

      For the record, I'm a Southern Baptist.

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    2. Re:Well they didn't seem to have them in the past by bugs2squash · · Score: 1
      "if every one were truly practicing Christians, we wouldn't need much in the way of law enforcement"
      with god in the town, the gay rights movement marcheth in vain
      with god in the town, the womens movement protesteth in vain.
      with god in the school the children don't need science.

      Christians, in the USA specifically, have manufactured this problem for their own ends, using children as pawns in the game; again.

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    3. Re:Well they didn't seem to have them in the past by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if every one were truly practicing Christians, we wouldn't need much in the way of law enforcement.

      There needs to be someone to make sure that nobody's using cloths of mixed fiber, that slaves are properly kept, that men who covet other men's wives are stoned, etc. People these days simply haven't got time for policing everyone else.

    4. Re:Well they didn't seem to have them in the past by icebraining · · Score: 4, Informative

      nd for what it's worth, if every one were truly practicing Christians, we wouldn't need much in the way of law enforcement.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_terrorism

      In 1929, the Fascist regime gained the political support and blessing of the Roman Catholic Church after the regime signed a concordat with the Church, known as the Lateran Treaty, which gave the papacy state sovereignty and financial compensation for the seizure of Church lands by the liberal state in the nineteenth century.

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      In April 1941, multi-ethnic Yugoslavia fell to the Nazis who wasted no time in installing the fanatical Ante Pavlics Catholic Ustashe in power in Croatia. With the blessing of the Roman Catholic Church and the active participation of clergy, especially Franciscan monks, the Ustashe killed 750,000 Serbs, Jews, and Roma in an orgy of violence that shocked even some of the Germans and revolted their Italian allies.

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    5. Re:Well they didn't seem to have them in the past by pyrothebouncer · · Score: 0

      Some sort of argument for creationism beyond "God did it" and the creation story of any given religious text.

      Check out Steven C. Meyer in Focus on the Family's True U. He presents a very logical argument not only for creationism, but for the very existence of god.

      It's a commonly-held belief among the religious that children would behave if only they got religion

      I'm not sure what church you go to, but religion doesn't cure the rebellious human nature instilled in us by Adam's turning against God.

      And for what it's worth, if every one were truly practicing Christians, we wouldn't need much in the way of law enforcement.

      What?!! That is like saying we don't need the "Ten Commandments".

      But when even the preachers in the pulpits can't keep their own vices in check...

      One reason I don't go to just ANY church. (newlifeinorlando.com)

      This preacher doesn't just tell the congregation how to live, he tells the congregation how he lives.

      For the record, I am not Southern Baptist, I am simply a sinful human who by God's grace and atonement am saved. This does not mean I am any less human or that I am flawless in any way. I am just the same if not worse than any of my fellow humans.

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      Mumble mumble mum....
    6. Re:Well they didn't seem to have them in the past by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If everyone were truly "ideal" Christians, ...

      In practice they tend to screw it up.

    7. Re:Well they didn't seem to have them in the past by sorak · · Score: 1

      As for the enforcement argument, you should read Leviticus. The book is pretty much just as series of statement of the form "if someone does X, kill him in this fashion". I'd call that law enforcement. So the question is, if law enforcement is prescribed in the OT, then why should we assume that religion was ever effective at keeping people in line?

      It may have been effective at propelling a few people into positions of authority and giving them the resources needed to enforce their own laws, but I see no reason to believe it ever made people so intrinsically good that they didn't need cops.

    8. Re:Well they didn't seem to have them in the past by chrb · · Score: 1

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Christian_terrorism [wikipedia.org]

      An interesting article; from reading the Talk archives it appears that older revisions (like this) had much more information.

  66. Incorrect statement by peter_gzowski · · Score: 1

    "Teachers should have the freedom to look at creationism and find a way to get it into the classroom."

    Wrong.

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    "Now gluttony and exploitation serves eight!" - TV's Frank
  67. Uhm .... by Kalidor · · Score: 1

    Isn't that what the various religous affiliated schools are for, or has the parochial school system, et al, suddenly dissappeared in the last 16 years since I left it?

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    Code softly but carry a big magnet.

  68. Hey.... not a chance, populist lackey! by Primitive+Pete · · Score: 1

    As an advocate of the world's 273rd most influential and popular religion, I stenuously object to your exclusivist support for the "big eight." (Popularity != truth) && (popularity != legitimacy).

    1. Re:Hey.... not a chance, populist lackey! by vlm · · Score: 1

      Also has a huge bias toward modern religions, whereas its just as likely, if not more so, that some completely dead and (almost) forgotten one is in fact the correct one.

      Good luck getting the Carthaginians and Babylonians past that school board.

      --
      "Science flies us to the moon. Religion flies us into buildings." - Victor Stenger
    2. Re:Hey.... not a chance, populist lackey! by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      LOL. Yes, you have a point. Though, in all fairness, if we allowed every single belief system followed (even in just the last century), the first semester would be spent solely in writing out the entire list =)

  69. You have a typo: by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    Falsifiable means you can disprove the thing, not that you can't disprove the opposites.

    Or more completely that you can set objective tests which test the theory and have the ability to prove it wrong.

  70. You know... by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    ...some of us are less evolved than others....

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    I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.
    1. Re:You know... by jbssm · · Score: 2, Informative

      LOL

    2. Re:You know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Excellent post!!! +1 informative

    3. Re:You know... by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      Zero post!!! +1 Anonymous, -1 Cowardly!

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  71. Sure, why not ... by Aceticon · · Score: 1

    ... just not in the Science classes.

    A good place would be in the Philosophy classes or maybe Theology (or as we call it, "Religion studies") class.

    Science classes is were pupils are taught what scientists currently believe are the explanation for how the world is and maybe other theories also considered by the science community.

    In Science classes one does not teach random stuff believed by random people such as:

    • Santa Claus exists
    • Love comes from the heart
    • After flipping a coin 100 times always getting heads it's more likelly get tails on the next try
    • The Sun rotates around the Earth
    • UFOs exist
    • $Deity created man and all that we see

    even if they intuitivelly look like being true and/or are believed by a large number of people.

    Otherwise we might as well start teaching "theories" like:

    • We all live in a full and perfectly realistic virtual environment but we are not aware of it (like the Matrix)
    • The world was created 5 seconds ago with everything in it, including the memories we have from before that which are all fake memories
    • The world is an illusion and what we think is our "life" is in fact just a dream of our real selfs which are not at all in body and mind like what we percieve as ourselves to be in the dream
    • The world we perceive is just a part of the real world, like the shadows projected in the walls of a cavern by a fire (Socrates)

    which are all in the domain of Philosophy

  72. Get the government out of schools by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You get the government out of schools and then you don't have fights like this and you WILL SEE natural selection at work. Some people will choose schools that teach hard science, some will not. The schools that teach the non-hard science will be un-selected by standardized tests, college admissions etc.

    Just like with marriage licenses (a product of the mid-1800s) - as soon as the government gets involved you end up with political fights about religious issues. If marriage was purely a religious issue, no one would care about gay marriage, it would be up to whatever church permitted it or not. Ditto "government science." As soon as government gets into anything it becomes a political fight and instead of "vote with your freedom," it is a winner-take-all proposition so it is a fight to the death.

    It is the intended consequences of government regulation and involvement, keeping people polarized and arguing among themselves so that the ruling class can keep ruling. Divide and conquer.

    1. Re:Get the government out of schools by sarhjinian · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Other western nations have more government involvement in schools and don't see any of this nonsense. This is, if anything, the result of too little government involvement, especially at a high level: education, instead of being handled by professionals at a high level, is administered by local curtain twitchers with an agenda and little else.

      This is what happens when you let populism stomp all over everything, and it's going to get worse as opportunistic politicians try to wield populist ignorance for their own end.

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      --srj/mmv
    2. Re:Get the government out of schools by DJRumpy · · Score: 1

      And what happens to the folks who dont' have easy access to a 'good' school?

      You get the government out of schools and then you don't have fights like this and you WILL SEE natural selection at work. Some people will choose schools that teach hard science, some will not. The schools that teach the non-hard science will be un-selected by standardized tests, college admissions etc.

      There are some thing that should not be left up to the states to decide as far as curriculum is concerned. Creationism is nothing more than teaching fairy tales with absolutely no scientific backing. There isn't a single shred of evidence to back up any of it. The sad point of this whole story is that these folks think they are doing a greater good when they couldn't be doing more of a disservice to their children or our country.

      If you want to teach religious doctrine to your children, then by all means, send them to a private school. Public schools, funded by taxpayer dollars should not be promoting religion or it's teachings (and please don't start with the "creationism isn't religion" tripe. You can put lipstick on a pig, but it would still like an ass, as my old science teach used to be fond of saying).

    3. Re:Get the government out of schools by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And what happens to the folks who dont' have easy access to a 'good' school?

      You tell me...

      You can put lipstick on a pig, but it would still like an ass

      But would the ass reciprocate the feeling?

    4. Re:Get the government out of schools by clarkkent09 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Umm, this Is government involvement in schools, it's just local government. Presumably what you mean when you say you want more government involvement is more federal government involvement. If you can do one single thing to make it easier for the fundies to take over, this is it. What happens then when the federal "school board" gets staffed with creationists. After all, where will you find these "experts" that you want to decide things for us? They will get elected by the population (that you have so much contempt for) or appointed by politicians who are elected by that same population. Suddenly, instead of some middle-of-nowhere town in Louisiana, the entire gets intelligent design in the school curriculum.

      As

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    5. Re:Get the government out of schools by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You're both wrong, it has nothing to do with government involvement at all. Democrat or Liberal, Evolution or Creation Science, both are going to be pushed into school by either the government or the local community chairman. For a Nation strongly founded with "In God we trust" engrained into the fabric of their society, it's very difficult to push this kind of stuff out of schools.

      Other Western Nations don't see this kind of nonsense because they have seperated religion and state moreso than America. Every other political debate you see on TV ends up using the term "God Fearing Americans" or something like that. Trust me, its not your government that's the problem, its the foundation of American society that has somehow equated the success of the United States to it's belief in God. Let's face it, if its a democratic society (and I mean that in the sense of Democracy, not democrats being in power, you guys should look into changing that ambiguity) - than essentially if there were more people who were against this kind of teaching in schools that would affect the government. Also if the government weren't involved, than it would be the school systems, which if I exclude private schools, I believe is also full of elected representatives - so the power is still in the people.

      This is a problem from the ground up, not the top down.

    6. Re:Get the government out of schools by clarkkent09 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There are some thing that should not be left up to the states to decide as far as curriculum is concerned.

      Why not? What makes the federal government immune to pressure from creationist groups? Isn't that a case of putting all your eggs in one basket?

      If you want to teach religious doctrine to your children, then by all means, send them to a private school.

      This is not really a fair option. Religious people's taxes pay for the public schools as well. They have every right to fight for what they think should be thought to their children in public schools, rather than paying for their education twice (once through taxes, and again through private school fees).

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      Negative moral value of force outweighs the positive value of good intentions.
    7. Re:Get the government out of schools by arzach95 · · Score: 1

      I'm from a country that is 90% catholic (I'm atheist by the way) , I received public education that is sponsored by the state, in school and high school we receive a religious education (catholic) and science classes SEPARATED, and I did receive education on the Theory of Evolution by Darwin in science class and The Bible in religion education, they where never mixed or related by any account, and I think that is the point, creationism is not science and evolution is not religion, there is no need to try to mix it.

    8. Re:Get the government out of schools by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Norway has a state church and is, by constitution, a Christian nation.

      But they are a thoroughly secular society with arguably the highest standards of living on the planet and creationism doesn't even pass the laugh test there.

    9. Re:Get the government out of schools by DJRumpy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Why not? What makes the federal government immune to pressure from creationist groups? Isn't that a case of putting all your eggs in one basket?

      Nothing to prevent it other than the courts. If each state has it's own 'agenda', you'd end up with every schools students learning different subjects, with differing standards applied to them. This is not putting all of your eggs in one basket, as you are implying if it should break, everything breaks. Obviously not the case as there is nothing to break. The government sets the standard according to the voters and that standard is then applied evenly throughout all school districts.

      This will be struck down (and rightly so), by the supreme court, as they have already decided this very case:

      In 1968, the Supreme Court of the United States ruled in Epperson v. Arkansas that Arkansas's law prohibiting the teaching of evolution was in violation of the First Amendment. The Supreme Court held that the Establishment Clause prohibits the state from advancing any religion, and determined that the Arkansas law which allowed the teaching of creation while disallowing the teaching of evolution advanced a religion, and was therefore in violation of the 1st amendment Establishment clause. This holding reflected a broader understanding of the Establishment Clause: instead of just prohibiting laws that established a state religion, the Clause was interpreted to prohibit laws that furthered religion. Opponents, pointing to the previous decision, argued that this amounted to judicial activism.
      In reaction to the Epperson case, creationists in Louisiana passed a law requiring that public schools should give "equal time" to "alternative theories" of origin. The Supreme Court ruled in Edwards v. Aguillard that the Louisiana statute, which required creation to be taught alongside evolution every time evolution was taught, was unconstitutional.
      The Court laid out its rule as follows:
      "The Establishment Clause forbids the enactment of any law 'respecting an establishment of religion.' The Court has applied a three-pronged test to determine whether legislation comports with the Establishment Clause. First, the legislature must have adopted the law with a secular purpose. Second, the statute's principal or primary effect must be one that neither advances nor inhibits religion. Third, the statute must not result in an excessive entanglement of government with religion. Lemon v. Kurtzman, 403 U.S. 602, 612-613, 91 S.Ct. 2105, 2111, 29 L.Ed.2d 745 (1971). State action violates the Establishment Clause if it fails to satisfy any of these prongs." Edwards v. Aguillard 482 U.S. 578, *582-583, 107 S.Ct. 2573, 2577 (U.S.La.,1987).
      The Court held that the law was not adopted with a secular purpose, because its purported purpose of "protecting academic freedom" was not furthered by limiting the freedom of teachers to teach what they thought appropriate; ruled that the act was discriminatory because it provided certain resources and guarantees to "creation scientists" which were not provided to those who taught evolution; and ruled that the law was intended to advance a particular religion because several state senators that had supported the bill stated that their support for the bill stemmed from their religious beliefs.
      While the Court held that creationism is an inherently religious belief, it did not hold that every mention of creationism in a public school is unconstitutional:
      "We do not imply that a legislature could never require that scientific critiques of prevailing scientific theories be taught. Indeed, the Court acknowledged in Stone that its decision forbidding the posting of the Ten Commandments did not mean that no use could ever be made of the Ten Commandments, or that the Ten Commandments played an exclusively religious role in the history of Western Civilization. 449 U.S., at 42, 101 S.Ct., at 194. In a similar way, teaching a variety of scientific theories about the origins of humankind to schoolchildren

    10. Re:Get the government out of schools by bigmattana · · Score: 1

      Actually, this is not true at all. The problem is that we have the government deciding every aspect of everything taught in the classroom, so whatever politicians want is forced down the school districts throats.
       
      Take a look at Finland. They have the highest test scores in the world, and teachers pretty much have free reign on what they teach. This allows teachers to be more than just mindless puppets of the government, and hence they are actually a respected profession.
      http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/08/13/howard.education.monopoly/index.html

    11. Re:Get the government out of schools by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. As said, this IS an elected government meddling with education. It's just local government, which is going to make it more closely reflect local ideals, and the reality is that down south a lot of the population is very, very religious. Any representative government is going to typically follow the same ideals, which unfortunately is often a case of paying lip service to evolution while smugly believing that they know the "truth".

      Face it, if you believe in the concept of democracy, you have to accept that stupid people will govern themselves stupidly. Even though I don't agree with them, I see a dangerous precedent in forcing them to do otherwise "for their own good" - at least at a national level. If the state has a problem with it, let them handle it (which is my response to most issues - IMHO, there's just too much cultural differences across the entire country for the Federal government to have too detailed of laws. The laws that California would love for example would have the people in Texas bitching up a storm).

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      "People who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do."-Mark Twain
    12. Re:Get the government out of schools by ultranova · · Score: 1

      You get the government out of schools and then you don't have fights like this and you WILL SEE natural selection at work.

      A libertarian fundamentalist posting to a story about religious fundamentalists is pretty ironic.

      Some people will choose schools that teach hard science, some will not. The schools that teach the non-hard science will be un-selected by standardized tests, college admissions etc.

      Actually, most people don't choose their schools, their parents do. And since we already intervene in cases of sufficiently bad parenting, and since - as you yourself noted - being sent to a school that doesn't teach hard science pretty much condemns you for life, this would seem to qualify as a valid target for intervention.

      It is the intended consequences of government regulation and involvement, keeping people polarized and arguing among themselves so that the ruling class can keep ruling. Divide and conquer.

      Do you libertarians actually believe this bullshit, or do you simply think that someone else might be dumb enough to?

      --

      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    13. Re:Get the government out of schools by ATMAvatar · · Score: 1

      What happens then when the federal "school board" gets staffed with creationists.

      The US get mocked by the rest of the world, and the creationist staff gets replaced upon the next election.

      --
      "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
    14. Re:Get the government out of schools by Unequivocal · · Score: 1

      I believe that most countries have less separate between church and state than we do - many have "state religions" in fact. Our country is notable for that separation. I heard a public debate/lecture in Canada on education where one presenter said (paraphasing) "Well, that may be true, but we don't want to end up with a separation of church and state like the US."

      Someone correct me if I'm wrong of course..

    15. Re:Get the government out of schools by Alex+Belits · · Score: 1

      Face it, if you believe in the concept of democracy, you have to accept that stupid people will govern themselves stupidly.

      "Democracy" does not go that far. Society has to have a way to oppress a small bunch of fuckheads that act against the interests of much larger group by overriding decisions made far above the level they are supposed to govern.

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      Contrary to the popular belief, there indeed is no God.
    16. Re:Get the government out of schools by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By that argument, as someone without children, I shouldn't be paying for public education at all.

    17. Re:Get the government out of schools by gfreeman · · Score: 1

      That, I fear, is only half true. I suspect that the replacement board will be much the same as the current one.

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      Ceci n'est pas un sig.
    18. Re:Get the government out of schools by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, paying taxes doesn't apply to only those with children. It applies to all working individuals, therefore your argument if flawed.

    19. Re:Get the government out of schools by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Acutally, we have too much professional control in our government run schools.

      Government run schools don't teach evolutionary theory properly and censor issues with evolutionary theory as well as alternative hypotheses.

      Origin of the universe? Schools should teach that the big bang theory was originally derided due to its compatibility with Genesis. And, they should teach that there are many issues and unresolved questions with big bang theory.

      Origin of life? Schools should teach that prebiotic and abiotic mechanisms for the origin of life are not sufficient to explain the origin of life and that based on the evidence that we have today, some intelligence must have been involved at some point in the origin of life.

      These are largely the consequence of too much power wielded by government professionals and the lobbyists who influence curriculum in this area, such as the National Center for Science Education (NCSE) which as actually an organization dedicated to the teaching of strict Darwinism in US government run schools.

    20. Re:Get the government out of schools by butterflysrage · · Score: 1

      You're wrong.

      We do have a separation of church and state, and it is far more robust than yours.

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      the preceding post was not spell checked... suck it.
    21. Re:Get the government out of schools by Sprouticus · · Score: 1

      I was actually discussing this with a coworker the other day. The issue is that it is a double edged sword. Yes, federal involvement would standarize what is taught in schools. However, if that became the case, you would be up a creek if those same ID nut jobs got a majority in congress at some point in the future.

      As it sits now I at least have the option to move to another area if I dont like what the local school district deems valid.

      My soution would be much more simple. Have colleges and universities stop accepting classes with ID as sciene classes for incoming students. When little Johnny cant get into college because they have to classify their biology class as a humanities prereq instead of sciene, the parents will change their minds in a hurry.

    22. Re:Get the government out of schools by Schadrach · · Score: 2, Informative

      Amusingly, much like the "under God" in the Pledge, "In God We Trust" had no official status until the mid 20th century. Without bringing "Communists are atheists and we need to prove we're nothing like them" into it, neither would have likely happened.

    23. Re:Get the government out of schools by DJRumpy · · Score: 1

      No, they do not have every right to decide this. It is in direct contradiction to the 1st amendment Establishment clause as it advances religion via the Public School System. They have every right to object to what they pay taxes for, but they do not have every right to set public school curriculum to push religious teachings as fact.

      Were they teaching this as a theological class, rather than a science class, then they could possibly get away with it, but that isn't at all what their proposing. They want it taught alongside evolution as a valid 'theory'.

    24. Re:Get the government out of schools by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      Religion in politics is really just another way of having "us versus them" arguments, and "They can't tell Us what to do!" If religion were left out of it, there would be some other bugaboo to incite the masses against each other. This does happen in other western nations to some degree. The difference is that many European countries are far more homogeneous than the US, many of them with a large influential capitol city that holds all the political power. You get out into the hinterlands in European countries and the grumbling shows up.

      Politicians say mention God because they want to be seen as one of Us instead of as one of Them. The same reason that politicians feel compelled to put little American flags on their lapels, even though it's patently obvious to one and all that not wearing a flag is not the same as being anti-American. It's just a way of saying "I am just like one of you voters, whereas my opponent is very different from you." In other countries some other code words or symbolism show up instead.

    25. Re:Get the government out of schools by Unequivocal · · Score: 1

      Huh, thanks - you made me go look it up. Here's what one random, but reasonably-credible website had to say:

      http://www.religioustolerance.org/sep_cs_can.htm

      I suspect you may have greater robustness in practice but perhaps the fundamentals are not as deeply embedded in your constitution?

    26. Re:Get the government out of schools by Unequivocal · · Score: 1

      Also, here's a bit more on the general state of the int'l angle:

      https://secure.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/wiki/Separation_of_church_and_state#International_views

    27. Re:Get the government out of schools by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's difficult to see how letting the government (made up, after all of the same greedy, self-serving, ignorant jackasses found at the local level) determine educational policy for the entire country produces a better outcome. Our education professionals to day have more time spent learning educational doctrine than actual subject matter, and are selected from education majors, who have, on the whole, the lowest aptitude test scores of any so-called profession.

      Governmental involvement on a "high level", would seem to be a great contributor to the decline of the American public school system. It is, at the very least, correlated. I got as good a math and science education in high school 40 years ago, as many state universities provide today. I doubt that a few wackos in Kansas or Nebraska are the reason for the massive decline in competence of high school and university graduates.

      Both science and religion claim a first cause, before/beyond which all is unknown. Where the hell did the big bang come from if you are a blind devotee of science and cannot see beyond the local subjects. And where did God come from if you take an alternative religious view.

      Science and religion function towards different ends - one to learn as much about what happened/happens as possible, while religion seeks to answer question of why do things happen.

      Both have a history of being used by the political class to control and dominate the people for purposes of exploitation. Over indulgence in either generally leads to bad ends.

    28. Re:Get the government out of schools by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would agree with you about the federal government being more involve in education curriculum if we lived in a moderate society like Europe. Unfortunately, we live in a typically right wing society where someone like Sarah Palin has a serious shot of being elected to president. Personally, I would hate to see what the Palin Administration would mandate public school curriculum to have in it. I prefer that we have states that have control of their local education. If you live somewhere like the East Coast and you don't like your local government, moving to a new state can mean merely adding an extra half hour on to your commute--a sacrifice that I'd be willing to make to prevent my kids being subjugated to indoctrination at school.

      Many fundies often forget that a big reason there is separation of church and state is because there would have been no way to unify the thirteen colonies under one federally supported religion, because the different regionally centered factions of Christianity fiercely opposed each other, particularly among protestant and Catholics, and to a lesser extent between the various protestant denominations.

    29. Re:Get the government out of schools by Ozlanthos · · Score: 1

      "Trust me, its not your government that's the problem, its the foundation of American society that has somehow equated the success of the United States to it's belief in God."

      This is an assertion based on partial data. Note the lack of the words "god", "Jesus", "The Holy Ghost", "our Lord", in our founding documents. This was due to the fact that the majority of our "founding fathers" were in fact "Secular Deists" and not christian at all. And as one of the replies points out, all that "In God we trust" crap didn't pop up until our chief competitor for global dominance ( a pursuit entirely antithetical to our original "non-interventionist" national policy) became Russia.

      -Oz

    30. Re:Get the government out of schools by scot4875 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that's a great idea, except for all of the unfortunate kids that get stuck in these schools. What do you tell them when they graduate and can't get into a decent college or university because they were unlucky enough to get stuck in a school district with idiots administrations?

      I'm generally not one to say, "think of the children" -- but there are consequences to what you're saying that go beyond the "free market education" you suggest.

      --Jeremy

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      Jesus was a liberal
    31. Re:Get the government out of schools by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "This is not really a fair option. Religious people's taxes pay for the public schools as well. They have every right to fight for what they think should be thought to their children in public schools, rather than paying for their education twice (once through taxes, and again through private school fees)."

      That's exactly why we should have school vouchers. Secular, modern people can self-segregate, and so can superstitionist primitives. Modern man should seek separation from religious man, and seek power through superior education. What I learn can give me advantage over the competition.

      Let the white trash rot in their trailers, handle snakes, and inbreed. That's exactly what they deserve.

      --
      "This post is an artistic work of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
    32. Re:Get the government out of schools by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "Divide and conquer."

      Primitives deserve to be conquered, so that happens. Inconvenient for the rest of us, so we should strive to exploit the system and be rewarded.

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      "This post is an artistic work of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
    33. Re:Get the government out of schools by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      In 1968, the Supreme Court of the United States ruled in Epperson v. Arkansas that Arkansas's law prohibiting the teaching of evolution was in violation of the First Amendment.

      Holy fucking shit. This has been going on longer than I have been alive, and they're still up to their shit. "The price of freedom is eternal vigilance," indeed...

      --
      I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.
    34. Re:Get the government out of schools by Risen888 · · Score: 1

      I like most of your sentiment, but your anti-American elitism is showing.

      Let's face it, if its a democratic society (and I mean that in the sense of Democracy, not democrats being in power, you guys should look into changing that ambiguity)

      Yeah, because no other democracies have a party with a derivative of that word in their name, right?

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  73. We need to publicly mock them for their stupidity. by TheDawgLives · · Score: 1

    If these school board members want to revel in their ignorance, then that's fine, but to try to force that ignorance on their children is nothing short of child abuse. The Texas and Louisiana school board members should read these articles and try to grasp that every educated person in the world thinks they are morons... http://www.theonion.com/articles/evangelical-scientists-refute-gravity-with-new-int,1778/ http://www.theonion.com/articles/sumerians-look-on-in-confusion-as-god-creates-worl,2879/

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  74. transparency by Tom · · Score: 4, Insightful

    As we seemingly can't stop the spread of idiocity, can we at least get transparency? Please mark clearly on the record sheet whether this student learned evolution or creationism, uh, sorry, they rebranded it to "intelligent design".

    Please mark it, so I know, so I can hire only the people who learnt actual science.

    If you teach both, please give seperate marks. So I know to hire specifically the people who scored A or B in evolution and F-- in creationism because they ridiculed it all year. That's the kind of people I want to have working for me. If you scored any acceptable score in creationism at all, then find a burger-flipping job somewhere. It means you at least pretended to take it seriously, or you did take it seriously, in which case you're either a liar or an idiot.

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    1. Re:transparency by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      If you teach both, please give seperate marks. So I know to hire specifically the people who scored A or B in evolution and F-- in creationism because they ridiculed it all year.

      Hiring policies based on religion are illegal in the USA. As they very well should be.

      That said, I shall now commit hypocrisy and say, I'd rather work with people who would laugh at creationists than sympathize them.

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    2. Re:transparency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "... a liar or an idiot."

      Well, maybe "liar", but you need to understand that students will not know of your plan to check the separate grades. They also may not want their GPA hosed by a bad grade in creationism. I had to "lie", as you put it, in my "chiropractic philosophy" classes because even some of the other professors taught that much of the "philosophy" was psuedo-religious crap, but I couldn't risk my GPA taking a nosedive or, worse, having to repeat the indoctrination^Hphilosophy class.

      While I understand the idea behind your approach, I feel that it is ill-advised.

    3. Re:transparency by konohitowa · · Score: 1

      Any job that requires a High School transcript is most likely advanced burger flipping.

    4. Re:transparency by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "Please mark it, so I know, so I can hire only the people who learnt actual science."

      Test prospective hires, and make the test as demanding as you wish.

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    5. Re:transparency by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "Hiring policies based on religion are illegal in the USA. As they very well should be."

      Hiring policies based on relevant, detailed subject knowledge are not illegal. Extremely detailed placement tests are not illegal.

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    6. Re:transparency by couchslug · · Score: 1

      "While I understand the idea behind your approach, I feel that it is ill-advised."

      Quite. I would have a plan to lie my way through any such class and come through with top grades. There is ZERO moral obligation not to lie to your enemies, and I encourage anyone taking such useless classes to fake their way through them with style to inflate their GPA.

      The proper response to bullshit is deceit. It's school, the goal is a grade and a job afterwards. Learning deception will be useful long after school is but a memory.

      Take a page from convicts who show up for parole "saved, shaved, and sorry". Learn and exploit religionists inherent blind side. Taliban don't deserve respect.

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    7. Re:transparency by fadethepolice · · Score: 0

      couchslug sorry this is off topic I just read your reply to me regarding the moon discussion that is archived. My response is this: Your goal is to learn about the solar system. My goal is to establish colonies throughout the solar system as soon as possible in order to isolate our species from catastrophic extinctions that can occur on earth. That is why neither robotic exploration or joy rides is appropriate. Establishing a self-sustaining base on the moon as a model that can be replicated throughout the solar system should most definitely be our primary goal in space. Our species is currently 10 minutes from extinction by nuclear catastrophe if some idiot gets hold of the arsenals of any of the great powers here on earth. Ensuring the survival of the human species far outweighs the value of any knowledge gained through robotic exploration.

    8. Re:transparency by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      "Hiring policies based on religion are illegal in the USA. As they very well should be."

      Hiring policies based on relevant, detailed subject knowledge are not illegal. Extremely detailed placement tests are not illegal.

      If the job actually requires knowledge and belief of evolution, then yes.

      However, you must actually be able to present evidence that it actually is necessary, and if evidence presents itself that such knowledge and/or belief are not required, then you're in trouble.

      Ask the Salvation Army about their "must learn English" policy. They had already been told that it had to be a necessary part of employment, and then fired two workers who had received regular positive reviews before being fired for not learning English.

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    9. Re:transparency by Tom · · Score: 1

      Hm, good point, yes.

      The danger in deceit is that you deceive your friends as well as your enemies. It's a risk you choose to take.

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    10. Re:transparency by Tom · · Score: 1

      Hiring policies based on religion are illegal in the USA. As they very well should be.

      In my country, too. I'll happily take this to the highest court, if need be. I don't care if you are christian, muslim, or some weird sect nobody has ever heard about. All that matters to me is that you have brain damage, which is what I consider religion to be. Now unless you come in on the grounds of discrimination against disabilities - which would prove me right - I'll defend my right to not have to hire people with massive thinking deficits.

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    11. Re:transparency by Tom · · Score: 1

      Hiring policies based on religion are illegal in the USA. As they very well should be.

      Oh, also - let's continue that discussion when the churches start hiring atheists for their higher-up positions...

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  75. News for nerds? Stuff that matters? by hawks5999 · · Score: 1

    That's what Slashdot used to cover. I miss that.

    1. Re:News for nerds? Stuff that matters? by Ant+P. · · Score: 1

      This matters because it's effectively an act of persecution against the segment of the populace with above-room-temperature IQ.

  76. Re:Spirituality is delusion. Religion is ignorance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What does any of that have to do with anything on this discussion? No ones talking about mental health and hippy mumbo-jumbo. They are discussing a real issue.

  77. This is what happens... by JaneTheIgnorantSlut · · Score: 1

    ...when the uneducated are running the education system.

  78. Satan comments by oDDmON+oUT · · Score: 1

    "With all the fundamentalist shit that's going about, someone - be they redneck or raghead - *someone's* going to start playing with nukes soon. And that's no use, because all that leaves us is a *pile of ash*..." Satan, Chronicles of Wormwood

    Creationism to theocracy is not that much of a stretch, and is discussed here. And theocracy to nuclear exchange? You decide.

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  79. Actually... by fyngyrz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    creation answers"Why?"

    Creation answers "tell me a made-up story, daddy."

    There is no answer for "Why?" in the context of all reality, nor is there any practical need for such an answer.

    The misconception that there needs to be such an answer is the foundation of a great deal of stupidity.

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    1. Re:Actually... by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      I take a similar approach to ideas of Kharma (including Heaven/Hell judgement systems.)

      There is no reason to believe that there is any consequence for actions beyond what those actions actually make.

      Belief in a magical equalizing moral factor is a feel-good kneejerk reaction to make oneself feel better about choosing "good" over "evil".

      My equalizing moral condition? I did good. That's good enough for me.

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    2. Re:Actually... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      creation answers"Why?"

      Creation answers "tell me a made-up story, daddy."

      There is no answer for "Why?" in the context of all reality, nor is there any practical need for such an answer.

      The misconception that there needs to be such an answer is the foundation of a great deal of stupidity.

      The "Why" question is the philosophical one, not the scientific one; and it is, existentially and psychologically, a really necessary question. People need to know their lives have meaning, in some way. That is the basis of the "Why" question.

      Religion has always addressed the "Why" question first and foremost. It's never been about the "How," except insofar as the "How" somehow informed the answer to the "Why."

      The idea that religion ought to supplant science, or that religion and science are enemies, is utter rubbish. They each have their proper role to play, and mixing the two just denigrates both.

      I think, if they want to introduce Creationism into school (bad idea, actually) it belongs in a philosophy class, where questions about purpose, existence and epistemology are addressed. It shouldn't be in a science classroom, where the questions are about the "How" things work.

  80. Allow me to explain the South : by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unlike many of you, I actually LIVE in the southeastern US.

    The majority of people who live in the southeastern US are ignorant
    by choice. They are AFRAID of people who are more intelligent and
    better educated than they are. This combination of fear and
    willful ignorance influences most ( if not all ) of their behavior, whether it's
    how they act in a domestic dispute, how they vote, what sort of vehicle they drive, etc.

    What I am talking about is dumb rednecks, ok ? You cannot change these people. They
    supported Bush when it was obvious Bush was a liar, and they will support bs like
    intelligent design REGARDLESS of any facts you present to them. You see, these
    people really do believe the Orwellian slogan : "Ignorance is Strength".

  81. Already done in Leeds City Museum, UK by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This is exactly how the subject is covered at the Leeds City Museum in the UK.

    In a evolution based history display in the basement, which covers the early development of the planet, they have a book called Creation Stories (or similar) in which they list the various creation stories from around the planet.

    The idea is to show what people have believed about the origin of the planet through history (the Christian one is just one page amongst several) and to contrast it with the evolution based display they can see before them.

    The book is just one small area in a otherwise evolution based display and hopefully makes people realise the Christian story is just one of several stories and not something unique.

    BTW, this was several months ago. I don't know if it's still there.

  82. Ya hear that?! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It must be a sign from god!

  83. Make Creationism and Science Classes Electives by Bruha · · Score: 1

    And sit back and see which one gets the most students.

    1. Re:Make Creationism and Science Classes Electives by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

      And sit back and see which one gets the most students.

      You forget which state we're talking about. For OK, TX, LA, MS, AL, and GA I would expect most students to be taking the class in creationism. With the cities having a larger number of evolution students. If you don't believe it, I suggest driving US 80 for a few hundred miles.

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    2. Re:Make Creationism and Science Classes Electives by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'm beginning to get behind this "id in the south" idea. I don't raise my Children there, but many people do and removing that competition for bio-jobs from my children gives them an evolutionary advantage. When future generations of my family are bio-engineering new products, the future sons of Louisiana will be holding prayer vigils around a test-tube and waiting for the almighty to feel creative (or intelligent) again.

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  84. Creationism is not Philosophy or Science! by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you want to teach Creationism in school, then place the curriculum in a philosophy class, or Religion class if so desired. Keep it far, far away from Biology class.

    Its neither, at best its mythology, but is best classed as fantasy.

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  85. Fine, do it by Sloppy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You know what? If someone wants to talk about Creationism in science class, I think that's just fine. All you need to do, is teach what science is first, and define what a theory is. You don't need to get into the whole "is this how life came about?" question with the kids, or ever explicitly say "this is bunk." Just talk about all the evidence that suggested each hypothesis and all the ideas for experiments (and which ones have been performed and which ones haven't) that people have come up with to confirm or falsify each one.

    When you get to creationism, treat it just like evolution, and without getting distracted by irrelevant issues like "do we believe this is what happened?" just talk about the how evidence and how each hypothesis can be falsified. Never even mention belief; stay in the realm of evidence.

    If you come at creationism from a science perspective, it will be so embarrassing that the religious nuts will be begging to ban the subject from science class.

    Because, you see, creationism isn't the real problem here. I bet there are all sorts of non-science things being taught in science classes, because science is usually taught as a "what's happening?" class rather than a "how do we know what's happening?" class. It's the teaching of science itself in America that is weak, not all the various "sciency-sounding" topics within it.

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    1. Re:Fine, do it by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      What if they want to talk about Pastafarianism in science class?

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  86. Thunderbird... by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

    Hmm, I prefer Thunderbird over Evolution...

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    1. Re:Thunderbird... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A couple bottles of ThunderBird and I might go for Creationism

  87. Intelligent design and creationism are... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two different things! Please stop grouping ID with a bunch of religious wackos!

  88. You got peanut butter in my chocolate by stubob · · Score: 1

    If they can teach Intelligent Design in science class, does that mean that they have to teach Atheism in religion class?

    Teach the controversy!

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    1. Re:You got peanut butter in my chocolate by Surt · · Score: 1

      Sorry, there aren't any christian atheists the way there are scientist creationists, so it'd be hard to claim the controversy is real.

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    2. Re:You got peanut butter in my chocolate by spiffmastercow · · Score: 1

      Not true. I'm quite fond of Christ's teachings.. I just don't think he has super powers. In fact I'm pretty sure he never directly claimed to.

  89. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by easterberry · · Score: 2, Insightful

    "evolutionists" isn't a thing. They're called "biologists" or, for those who don't study it but know it to be true "educated individuals"

  90. This is what you get for rebuilding after Katrina. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is what you knuckleheads get for throwing a huge wad of tax dollars at Louisiana to rebuild after Katrina. You had your chance. Let this be a lesson to you all from the school of "real life."

    I have to say, I am sometimes dismayed at the vast ignorance of my Christian brethren - hard-core evangelicals in particular. I've actually stood in a museum in front of a dinosaur skeleton and had a fellow Christian ask me if I thought dinosaurs were real. My reply is always the same: the fossil record is what it is and once we are in possession of a fact we are obligated to assimilate it. We ourselves are finite beings with limited understanding, so to claim absolute knowledge about the creation of the universe based on a severely-abridged creation account is just absurd. I can attest with first-hand knowledge that there is indeed an alarming number of people in the Christian community who literally choose to remain in their ignorance (about a number of topics, from politics to science, to even the fundamental tenets of the religion they claim to follow).

    I agree with other posters that say the "what and how" of "creation" (for lack of a better term) should be all that is taught in a science class. The "why" and "who" do not lend themselves to application of the scientific method and therefore belong in the realm of theology and philosophy classes. It's perfectly normal to wonder about eternity, but that doesn't exempt you from applying discipline to your musings...

  91. What by cervo · · Score: 1

    You mean that the parents, Sunday school, churches, etc. haven't already crammed enough creationism in their brains? You don't learn evolution in church, so why do you need to learn more creationism in science class since most will already know creationism from church? I think if this passes churches should have to teach evolution....

    Anyway evolution is a theory, it hasn't been absolutely proven right, and some criticisms seem to cast some doubts on it in some cases. But it is a scientific theory based on evidence and someday and it will probably be proven wrong or amended based on the evidence.

    Creation was not created with the scientific method, there is no way to prove it wrong. There is a website somewhere about praying to god being similar to praying to a milk jug. Which because if something goes right you are like thank you milk jug, and if something goes wrong you are like ah it was not the milk jug's will it is basically impossible to prove that the milk jug is a fraud... Even if creation turns out to be right, it wasn't found through science, so that itself probably wouldn't be taught in a science class.

    At the same time evolution is not entirely in opposition to creationism. When building a program/house do you go super elaborate the first time? No you usually start with simpler programs/houses first and then move on to more complicated ones, many times re-using parts from others. Hmmm would you make a human from thin air, or maybe start with single celled organisms, then maybe some animals, maybe looking at the ape and deciding maybe I'll make man.... Plus it seems the universe is full of scientific laws. Maybe if god exists he is a programmer and laziness is one of his virtues. He doesn't want to maintain the universe on his own so he set processes to make it mostly self sufficient. In that case the various laws/ways of things operating belong in science class. The idea that he created the universe maybe not, or perhaps acknowledged with a sentence, okay now let's move on into the science....

    But anyway science is about using the scientific method to come up with experiments/ideas/theories and then being proven wrong/right as time goes on. And then finding ways to apply those theories to do useful stuff...well that's more engineering but anyway. Even if creationism is true, it's not something we would be able to do. While if evolution was true, maybe we could find ways to influence it. Or maybe it is some type of combination of evolution/creationism.

    Anyway it's not so much that I am opposed to creationism in school, but I am opposed to it taking time away from the normal curriculum. Even evolution is not that large a topic in biology, it is maybe a week or two out of a year class at most. It seems like people intend the whole class to be creationism and that's ridiculous. Biology needs to show genetics, cell structure/function, etc.. basically biological systems. And spending too much time on evolution takes away from that. So I am opposed. Plus most religions mention creationism like every meeting and assuming you go once per week I think you get plenty of creationism education in your life, much more than one or two weeks of evolution in school.

  92. Re:We need to publicly mock them for their stupidi by sizzzzlerz · · Score: 1

    They and their brethern have been mocked, ridiculed, tossed out on their asses in court but it hasn't mattered. Their tiny, little minds are so god-soaked that it runs right off. They are lost causes. The only course of action is for the reality-based, scientifically literate people to continue to fight these battles in court.

    You can't fix stupid.

  93. You actually can. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Noha's ark for example, if there was a single grain of truth about that fairy tale all the DNA of terrestrial animals could be traced to more less the same point in time, genetic diversity would be minimal (specialy considering that people that believe this storyb to be true would also say that this happened just a few thousands of years ago).

    I could continue, but frankly it is an irksome exercise.

    1. Re:You actually can. by vell0cet · · Score: 1

      Also, if you're talking about genetics... If the story of the Ark were true, we'd see a lot more species exhibiting this problem (http://www.cheetah.org/?nd=genetic_diversity). Not just cheetahs.

      There is very little evidence that the Ark story about the animals is true. At least on the scale that the bible says. There's plenty of evidence of disastrous floods occuring in many places in the world but now we're delving into archeology.

  94. Where I come from, we have RE classes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where I come from, we have RE classes. Religious Education. Mostly Christian, but some about other religions and a lot about philosophical people like Mother Theresa, Ghandi, Martin Luther King, Jr. et al.

    It hasn't caused lots of problems.

    Hell, if you think about it the whole tax dodge thing for religion is US government getting into religion.

    And for multiculturalism, there's plenty of comparative theology.

    1. Re:Where I come from, we have RE classes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where I come from, religion is covered in social studies, because it's a social construct.

  95. More like mythology by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    It's not even philosophy. It's demonstrably wrong, unless you essentially denying any factual evidence biologists, physicists, chemists, and geologists might bring up.

    I'll grant that it's religion, but it's bad religion.

    Its more like mythology, or better yet fantasy.

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  96. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by JohnBailey · · Score: 2, Funny

    Creationists will outbreed evolutionists. Evolution at work.

    Sadly true, but only because it takes so long for them to figure out how getting pregnant happens.

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  97. Good and bad for future of science education by JoshuaZ · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It is very nice of them to have gone to the step of saying explicitly "creationism" not even "creation science" or "intelligent design." The history here is interesting. First the Supreme Court said no creationism in science classes, so then the creationists made up "creation science" which was claimed to be scientific. The whole "Earth created 6000 years ago, and a global flood 5000 years or so ago" made the courts not look kindly on that. See Epperson v. Arkansas http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epperson_v._Arkansas and then later Edwards v. Aguilard http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Edwards_v._Aguillard. By sheer coincidence, right after the Edwards decision, intelligence design showed up on the scene as a totally new, totally scientific idea. They claimed that this had nothing to do with creationism or creation science, even though the first textbook on the subject, Pandas and People, had a search and replace of "creation science" for "intelligent design" from an earlier draft. Some of these, didn't go so well, like the infamous "cdesign proponentsists" in one draft. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pandas_And_People Not too surprisingly, a federal court didn't buy into this claim and ruled that intelligent design was creation science which was creationism. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kitzmiller_v._Dover_Area_School_District. These Louisiana creationists seem to have the standard problem of being not quite bright enough to pull off the attempted deception and so just use all the terms as synonyms for creationism. That means that if this just gets to a low level court, they will get hammered quickly.

    Unfortunately, given the current right-wing makeup of the Supreme Court, it isn't implausible that an appeal to the Supreme Court will get everything overturned and will end up with creationism in public schools again. The original Edwards case was a 7-2 decision (Scalia's dissent is deeply wrong but worth reading). The current court might very well rule differently. And Obama's appointments don't help matters much. Sotomayor doesn't have much of a good record on First Amendment issues with almost no record at all on Establishment issues, and we've got close to nothing on Kagan.

  98. In the meantime.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... kids elsewhere actually learn biology and arrive well equipped to University to become prepared to take all those positions in the bioscience industries everywhere (the US included).

    That the US's national and local governments don't see this constant antiscience assault as a matter of economic (and educational of course) importance should be a national scandal in the US (and will continue to be an eternal source of perverse fascination pretty much elsewhere in the civilized world, and many bits of the less civilized parts).

  99. Louisiana, Intelligent Design and Science Classes by Woadan · · Score: 1

    From the article: "schools can present what she termed 'critical thinking and creationism' in science classes" As long as they are teaching critical thinking as it applies to creationism, then I'm OK with this. Otherwise, this is a waste of time. But then again, Louisiana has that Stackhouse chic and all them fangers and fangbangers, so what do I care if they're all a bunch of ignorant cusses?

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  100. Even Vatican acknowledges evolution. by jbssm · · Score: 1


    What makes this people even more dumb and ignorant is that even the Vatican accepts Darwinian evolution and tries to find a place for god in it: http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/religion/4588289/The-Vatican-claims-Darwins-theory-of-evolution-is-compatible-with-Christianity.html

  101. please just let them by Surt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seriously, the world is getting very competitive, and my kids could use a little breathing room.
    Thanks,
    Surt

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  102. It's A False Argument! by b4upoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Obviously there was nothing or is nothing to stop the Lord from using evolution as a tool in creating this universe. What the illiterate right wind desires is to teach that the Bible is an absolute source. And that is absurd. I am a Christian and value the Bible as much as anyone can. However the under educated simply don't get it. They lack language skills. The Holy Bible is an inspired work. It is certainly at the very top of literature. That does not mean that it is a perfect work. Leonardo was inspired but if he had it to do over again ever painting that he created would be a bit different. Dwayne Wade is inspired when he plays his best basketball. Inspired does not equal perfect.
                      So we are left with some right wing Christians who wish to disguise an argument about the absolute perfection of the Word taking an idiotic position. On the other side of the argument we have a science community that is all too aware that given an inch the ignorant will leap to gain a mile and therefore the notion that God would by definition have the ability to design and use evolution must be avoided, in their minds, at all costs.
                      And make no mistake. The miserable right has a few loonies who can break out with violent acts over these nonsense type of arguments.

    1. Re: It's A False Argument! by f3r · · Score: 1

      It is certainly at the very top of literature.

      LOL. You only read that book in your whole life, didn't you?

    2. Re: It's A False Argument! by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      the notion that God would by definition have the ability to design and use evolution must be avoided, in their minds, at all costs.

      This belief bears no relevance to the practical operation or understanding of evolution. There are a number of ideas for why Quantum Mechanics is statistically based. There's the "it's all too small to actually measure precisely, but it's still Newtonian-type bodies", there's the "each statistical result actually occurs, and we simply live in a single sequence of universes", and a few others.

      None of these "answers" can be falsified, and (kind of as a side-effect of being unfalsifiable,) none of them have any practical impact upon the application of the theory in real life.

      So, if you want to believe that some deity exists who "designed" the rules of existence, then I can't really object to your science, because it's still all practically correct. I could most certainly raise the question of, "why are you invoking an deity? Isn't that multiplying entities without reason?"

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  103. and you wonder why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the US is going down hill compared to the rest of the world in regards to the sciences (with maybe the exception of the Islamic republics)

    the reason the religious zealots fear science is that it takes power from them. if people are made to think that the religious leadership is wrong on this issue, they might start thinking they are wrong on other issues

    remember this point, the religious leaders of the middle ages insisted all objects in space go around the earth until Copernicus and Galileo showed that they were wrong. remember they still insisted on this even when Galiileo showed them the moons of Jupiter going around Jupiter instead of the earth. I suppose if there had been creationists in that time they would have argued that they go around the earth because jupiter goes around the earth.

  104. ID has fundamental problems by Tony · · Score: 1

    What is the unit of complexity? How do you measure complexity? At what point does complexity become "irreducible?"

    Irreducible Complexity has fundamental problems that are far more severe than a simple biological example can ever show. The ID folks can provide as many examples of "irreducible complexity" as they desire, and their proposition still has no grounding in actual science.

    Behe has proven this by constantly moving the goalposts. "Oh, that example might not've been irreducibly complex, but this one is, certainly."

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    1. Re:ID has fundamental problems by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What is the unit of complexity? How do you measure complexity? At what point does complexity become "irreducible?"

      The unit of complexity is the duh. You measure complexity by how many duhs are emitted by an ID proponent. Complexity becomes irreducible when the ID proponent emits a constant tone (and drool) from its primary orifice.

  105. 'critical thinking and creationism' by halber_mensch · · Score: 1

    If that's not the oxymoron of the year...

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  106. Actually, it's not philosophy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Philosophy is strictly logical, or at least it was when I studied it for a degree. Religion is just wishful thinking and brainwashing by those who want to control the ignorant and breed more of them for their own use.

  107. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Enough said: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w1Prm_vQQcM

    LOL! I mean, we're different skin.

  108. LA school board learns from historical precedent? by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Do Jungians disrupt classes taught about Freud?

    I'm in your corner on this, but I do note that sometimes naked aggression and disruption (threatened or actual) by true believers is sometimes an effective way to get science (or, at minimum, standard scientific references) changed.

    To wit:

    The removal of homosexuality from the DSM* was in response to a majority vote of the APA**. The original APA vote was called at a time of significant social change and was taken with unconventional speed that circumvented normal channels for consideration of the issues because of explicit threats from gay rights groups to disrupt APA conventions and research.

    * - DSM == Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, essentially, the trade bible that defines what is and isn't a mental disorder.

    ** - APA == American Psychiatric Association, the publishers of and folks responsible for the content of the DSM.

    So, the Jungians may not see any point in bullying the Freudians, but the homosexuals certainly profited from bullying the psychiatrists. Sometimes, aggression works. I'd call the actions of this particular Louisiana school board pretty aggressive. Whether or not they work, we won't know for a long time.

  109. Re:Great more students to filter out as a Professo by couchslug · · Score: 1

    The solution is educational separation. Give the Christian Taliban school vouchers so they can send their Jihadists to whatever madrassas they like (and keep them out of public school, which is for people who failed to have kids they could afford to raise properly) and since school vouchers would be available to everyone else, caring parents could send their offspring to secular schools.
    Boarding school worked well for me. I escaped the vermin who went to the local public school, avoided their mediocre teachers, and got a decent education free from all religion. That is what we all should strive for, and leave the Bible Thumpers uneducated at all. It's easy enough to avoid hiring Bible Thumpers and be friendly while doing it. If they can be (self)-induced to avoiding education, even better. I've had enough of these people. It's time to fuck them over.

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  110. Figures ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And people wonder why the USA has earned the nickname "Dumbfuckistan"???

  111. Re:Spirituality is delusion. Religion is ignorance by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    "In your case, I'd be willing to suggest that you experience immediate stress at the subject of spirituality and religion, and possibly anything that isn't hard and accepted science: you'd have difficulty exploring the basic meaning behind everything I've said here because it would be extremely uncomfortable for you to take in that kind of knowledge, even for simple analysis or curiosity."

    For a lengthy and eloquent rebuttal of your patronizing argument try reading Dawkins "Unweaving the rainbow". Of course it may make you extremly unconfortable to find out you don't have a monopoly of self discovery.

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  112. Re:Spirituality is delusion. Religion is ignorance by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1
    Adding emph.

    Spirituality is an exceptionally useful practice. You can ascribe spirituality to bare consciousness, if not an external factor such as "spiritual energy" or "the soul." In that sense, being mindful of your spiritual needs (those being peace, rest, enlightenment, love, etc) is extremely beneficial.

    Seems like you're simply collecting all the emotional needs that have ambiguous satisfaction mechanisms and calling them spiritual. I don't necessarily object (the world would be far less irritating if you were right), but I suspect this is not what most people mean by spirituality. If what you say were all that "spiritual people" were interested in, NO ONE would have a problem with spirituality. Please don't fall for that sort of semantic misdirection.

  113. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by DriedClexler · · Score: 2, Informative

    It's good to criticize ID advocates. But I really hate when people try to deny them even a *term* for those they disagree with, which you do when you say that there's no such thing as "evolutionists".

    They can't use the term "biologists" because there are people (though not many) who study biology but agree with the IDers. Claiming that they have to refer to their opponents as "biologists" is like saying you can't have different terms for "physicist" and "proponent of the theory of quantum mechanics".

    It's an attempt to deny, not just the validity of someone's arguments, but their ability to express them. Which is really petty.

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  114. Broken link by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

    Somehow, I managed to get Slashdot to display the "[narth.com]" without a working link. Weird, but pretty obvious from looking at the source. That's what I get for trying to display a link as a blockquote.

    Actual link is here.

  115. Teach creationism? Sure! by naasking · · Score: 2, Informative

    Why can't we get someone with religious beliefs to teach creationism?

    You can. In a religion class. Creationism is not science however, so it cannot be taught in a science class. Why is this so difficult to grasp?

  116. every time... by islon · · Score: 1

    every time a teacher teachs creationism god kills a kitten

  117. The "argument from personal incredulity" by Burnhard · · Score: 1

    Intelligent Design creationism has made exactly one claim, as far as I know: certain biological structures are "irreducibly complex"

    This is what Richard Dawkins calls, "the argument from personal incredulity" and as you are no doubt aware it is extremely weak!

  118. Here's the creation story by copponex · · Score: 1

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Agga%C3%B1%C3%B1a_Sutta

    At that period, Vasettha, there was just one mass of water, and all was darkness, blinding darkness.... And sooner or later, after a very long period of time, savory earth spread itself over the waters where those beings were. It looked just like the skin that forms itself over hot milk as it cools. It was endowed with color, smell, and taste. It was the color of fine ghee or heated butter and it was very sweet, like pure wild honey...

    1. Re:Here's the creation story by c0y · · Score: 1

      It's *a* creation story in the Theravadan tradition. I'd defer back to my statement that there may have been an adoption of local myths in certain places.

      It's like saying that something particular to Greek Orthodox Christianity is representative of all Christians. All Christian traditions I know of believe in the Genesis story (at least as allegorical if not literal truth), and so it can be considered canonical.

      But I don't think you'd find Mahayana or Zen Buddhists professing the Vasettha story as theirs.

      Still, to the OP's point, it would be a good one to include in a book on Creationism, as long as it is not being portrayed as *the* Buddhist creation story.

      BTW, the current Dalai Lama is a great supporter of science:


      “If science proves some belief of Buddhism wrong, then Buddhism will have to change. In my view, science and Buddhism share a search for the truth and for understanding reality. By learning from science about aspects of reality where its understanding may be more advanced, I believe that Buddhism enriches its own worldview.”

  119. Not going far enough by TiggertheMad · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I think you have the right idea, but you aren't making the curriculum offensive enough: I advocate the teaching of infernal Design. Everything is identical to intelligent design, word for word, except that the creator is Satan as described in the Bible. Any argument that the religious nut jobs can make for teaching this theory, I can use. Should they get intelligent design taught in schools, I could pretty much get infernal design equal classroom time, since it is identical save for who the creator is, and I am pretty sure that the idea of legally forcing satanism to get equal classroom time with Christianity will cause them to abandon their efforts.

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    1. Re:Not going far enough by NotBornYesterday · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well, your theory of Infernal Design would certainly explain a lot that other theories don't. Like the inner workings of the IRS. Or the DMV.

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  120. terrific... by nimbius · · Score: 1

    another slashdot post designed to scientifically test the efficacy of my acid reflux medication, my bloodpressure medication, and the sound dampening properties of my cubicle walls at the same time.

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  121. Fascinating. by drolli · · Score: 1

    How many of the school board are trained biologists? When do they start to change math not to contain such modern things as 0 or the empty set? Will they teach an old form of English grammar because the school board believes in it? How about Geography? Still drawing communists countries, because they just hide and lie?

    I am lucky i am not there.

  122. Constitutional viewpoint by SuperGus · · Score: 1

    Majority opinion here on /. may be that creationism/ID should at most be taught in a religion course, not a science course. However I find it interesting that nobody has commented from a constitutional or federalist viewpoint. Shouldn't the power of federal or state governments continue to be limited such that local school boards can do as they please? National or state-level standards can be established via standardized tests etc. If local school board buffoons want to teach garbage, then their students can be left to cry when they are unable to pass standardized tests and continue on to higher education outside of their localities. Sure, I'd like to teach all kids everywhere the things I believe are correct & useful, but I'd most prefer that government leave me alone to decide for myself. Nationally mandated curricula sound good in this case, but what about if that curricula also includes a strong bias toward socialism in its sections on Government & Civics? Or only highlights the evils (and not the benefits) of gun ownership? Or only presents certain sides of sensitive historical topics? Or *insert issue of your choice here* ?

  123. Edwards v. Aguillard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did these school board members fail history class? You can't teach creationism in a public school science class, the courts have already been quite clear on this. Oddly enough the Supreme Court, in the case I linked to, struck down a Louisiana law as unconstitutional. It was in your very own state!

    Let's hope the board has a good lawyer on hand to tell them to forget this idea, otherwise it's going to cost the taxpayers a pile in legal fees to defend this turd.

  124. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by easterberry · · Score: 3, Informative

    I believe what I am saying is that anyone who claims to be a "biologist" but doesn't understand that evolution is an irrefutable fact isn't really studying biology. the more appropriate analogy would be someone claiming to be a physicist who doesn't believe in the laws of thermodynamics.

  125. Two words: States' Rights by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Louisiana (or a town in LA, in this case) wants to teach creationism in their classrooms that is /their/ business.

    Honestly, as a resident of Washington state, I'm glad there are municipalities--states, too: don't forget Kansas!--out there who want to do this: it means more science jobs for our kids. But primaPlus, it's /their/ business, not mine.

  126. I demand equal time! by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

    Teachers should also be able to look at Pastafarianism and find a way to fit it into the curriculum as well! Our Constitution demands that no one Church or Religion be favored over any other; open up the curriculum to one religion's creation myths, and you leave yourself open to lawsuits from EVERY OTHER RELIGION (including Church of FSM) demanding that their creation myths be included as well... is that really what they want to happen?

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  127. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

    Look, all you have to tell me is what you think they should be using instead. I told you why "biologist" doesn't work: because it doesn't denote the same thing as "evolutionist", even though the sets coincide very closely.

    But please don't tell them that they can't can't use "evolutionists" to refer to people with a specific belief about evolution, without giving them an alternate, short appellation that they should be using which denotes the same portion of conceptspace.

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  128. Here we go, once again by ReallyNiceGuy · · Score: 1

    They don't learn, do they? What is wrong with this people?

  129. Question for non-US residents by nomorecwrd · · Score: 1

    Anybody outside the US have ever heard about "creationists"? I'm sure I have only read about it in US-centric websites.

    I think everywhere (including first and third world countries) evolution is a given, until a better theory comes up.

    Not even priests (I think not even the Pope) believes in creationism... and the Genesis is to be interpreted as a metaphor.

    It's incredible this kind of discussion is still on, on the year of the Lord of 2010.

  130. Re:Spirituality is delusion. Religion is ignorance by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    Seems like you're simply collecting all the emotional needs that have ambiguous satisfaction mechanisms and calling them spiritual.

    Yes, of course. As I said, there is no reason to tie "consciousness" to a particular concept; spirit, soul, or just a set of processes, it matters not. What does matter is that every single person is different; and that an array of disciplines that appear as wholly meaningless as voodoo are available for the individual to choose from in order to affect this consciousness.

    Many spiritual people are not religious. Many religious people are not spiritual-- which, by the way, is a farce. Think about the writings of Carl Jung and such, collective unconscious, various interpretations on things like that. We are all predisposed to the same needs; but consciousness is so varied that our path to those needs is extremely personalized.

  131. Parent has GOT to be trolling by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    Wrong. Please stop spreading misinformation. Falsifiable means you can't disprove the thing, not that you can't disprove the opposites.


    Falsi`fi`a`ble
    a. 1. Capable of being falsified, counterfeited, or corrupted.
            2. able to be proven false, and therefore testable; as, most religious beliefs are not falsifiable, and are therefor outside the scope of experimental science.

    Seriously, who modded his bullshit up?

    Falsifiability or refutability is the logical possibility that an assertion can be shown false by an observation or by a physical experiment. That something is "falsifiable" does not mean it is false; rather, that if it is false, then this can be shown by observation or experiment. The term "testability" is related but more specific; it means that an assertion can be falsified through experimentation alone.

    When someone says something that is the opposite of the truth, yo do NOT mod that up informative! Bad moderator! Bad!

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    1. Re:Parent has GOT to be trolling by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      He meant NOT falsifiable. Not falsifiable means you can’t disprove the thing.

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  132. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by N0Man74 · · Score: 1

    ID and creationism isn't in the realm of science. It's not scientifically testable. People can believe what they want, but this isn't science.

    There may be ID biologists, but anytime they are bringing in ID into their work, they aren't being scientists, because they aren't applying scientific principals.

    Evolutionist is a term to politicize the issue, because if you said "scientists" or "biologists" have a certain opinion, it carries too much weight. Dismissing them as "evolutionists" is used strategically in order to separate them from a position of respect and authority on the subject.

    It also doesn't have the same bite as saying "non-creationist".

    Really, the way the term is used in arguments, "evolutionist" is to "non-creationist" what "heathen" is to "non-christian".

  133. Couple of things... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First: Intelligent Design is NOT specific to Christianity. It is no more and no less than a theory that states that life was created originally by some entity with intelligence and purpose, rather than being the result of an unintelligent process of minor changes over time.

    Second: ID should NOT be taught in science class, as it is not a scientific theory. However, I also don't believe that creation via evolution should be taught in science class either. At the end of the day, the way that the world was created is, and forever will remain, an unknowable, unprovable process. Evolution as a process of minor change over time is a different beast all together, which does not need an alternative, and is an observable theory.

    I think that the big fuss about teaching ID in school is solely as a result of introducing evolution into school as a theory for how the world came to be. ID supporters, who reject the teaching of creation via evolution, feel that if evolution must be taught, then the alternative should be taught as well.

  134. It shouldn't be hard to disprove creationism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All one has to do is point out the various dog breeds we have today, which were all descended from the wolf, created via selective breeding. This was done by man. It is proof that the bio-mechanics of evolution are there.

  135. Hiding Behind Intelligent Design by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

    Most creationists nowadays hide behind the Intelligent Design curtain. "We just want to teach the 'theory' that this was all created by *cough*Someone*cough*, not necessarily God *cough*itwasGod*cough*. This isn't religious at all. *cough*God*cough*"

    This school board seems to be ditching the ID facade and is going for full-blown creationism. On one hand, I admire their honesty. They're not talking about "possible creators" as if anyone but God is in their minds as the creator. On the other hand, they're doomed to failure. There's a reason most creationists have retreated to ID. The courts have repeatedly struck down teaching creationism as imposing religion and thus a violation of the First Amendment.

    If they want to *say* that God created the Universe and Evolution is bunk, they're free to do so (First Amendment again), but the First Amendment doesn't give them the right to force their views into the public schools alongside current scientific theory.

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  136. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by N0Man74 · · Score: 1

    You jest, but have you ever experimented with Google's Auto-Complete function for searches to start in the form of a question, such as "How do I..." in order to see the types of things people commonly search for?

    You get some interesting results... and I found out that a huge number of them had to do with questions regarding becoming pregnant. It made it pretty obvious that there are a lot of people who are asking how this works. You'd think that with at least 6 billion people on Earth that have resulted from the process, that mankind would have a pretty good understanding of how it works by now. ;-)

  137. Re:Spirituality is delusion. Religion is ignorance by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    For a lengthy and eloquent rebuttal of your patronizing argument try reading Dawkins "Unweaving the rainbow". Of course it may make you extremly unconfortable to find out you don't have a monopoly of self discovery.

    Someone who feels the need to make personal attacks ("Spirituality is delusion. Religion is ignorance") to protect their beliefs is likely uncomfortable with the basic idea of countering beliefs. The same applies to Catholics who are severely obsessed with how evil Pagans (modern Wiccans, New Agers, etc) and homosexuals are. The same applies to less screaming Catholics too, i.e. those who are not following their faith, but feel uncomfortable contemplating their own faith because the religious symbolism upsets them due to their own poor following of such.

    The same applies to scientists who need to "get rid of" data that doesn't fit the standard model (i.e. Global Warming data that suggests this may be more environmental than man-made, or simply more environmental than we thought). The same applies to politics, with people who don't want to think about the logic of liberal/conservative arguments. The same applies to politics, with people who don't want to think about anything except the name ("Democrat" "Republican") and ignore the issues.

    It's well-known that people dislike having their beliefs challenged. It's also well-known that people are uncomfortable with many thoughts. How would you feel if 11 year old girls started catching your eye? Stressed? Upset? Could you simply accept it, shrug, decide not to act on it, and continue on? Or would you go to therapy to have someone "cure" your pedophilia?

    I fail to see how you can rebut this form of thought. Perhaps you can summarize the highlights for me? I'm curious, but other things have my interest.

  138. Is it really all that critical? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If students are going to be a professional biologists, or work in any of a wide range of subjects dealing with biology, they will probably have enough exposure to the subject to form their own conclusion.

    If the students aren't going into a profession where understanding evolution is critical, it doesn't really matter.

    Now it'd be ideal if the supernatural were left out of science, but it's not the end of the world if students have some exposure to creationism.

    1. Re:Is it really all that critical? by vell0cet · · Score: 1

      That's the problem.

      None of these students are going to be professional biologists if they don't learn evolution properly or get taught that creationism is equally valid.

  139. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by easterberry · · Score: 1

    Look, what do you call someone who understands the laws of thermodynamics to be true? someone who understands gravity to be a real thing? someone who accepts that humans are made of living cells? The people who study science and believe what the scientific data supports get named "scientists" and then something else according to their field. It's only the people in a separate, divergent group who get their own name. You don't have a term for people who aren't skinheads, or who aren't sociopaths or who aren't Firefly fans because they hold the default position.

    It's "biologist" and then "creationist" if a creationist also studies biology they could be arguably be called a "creationist biologist" (not by me though) but evolution is such a core part of modern biology that to assign a special term to those who study biology and understand it to be true is disingenuous to the nature of the issue and the nature of the field.

  140. Nuts are Nuts without reason by OldHawk777 · · Score: 1

    Board member Clint Mitchell responded, "I agree...you don't have to be afraid to point out some of the fallacies with the theory of evolution [or creationism, democracy, capitalism, socialism, welfare... with political rhetorical rhetoric for faux-literate people]. Teachers should have the freedom to look at creationism [for the bullshit it is and not worry about losing their job, being beheaded, burned at the stake...] and find a way to get it into the classroom."

    Islamic, Jewish, Christian... religious republics are hazardous to world peace, personal responsibility, and mental/emotional sanity.

    Persons who are dogma affected never reason effective should be taught in schools as a major public/social illness that leads to guilt-free (sociopath) mass murder in god’s name.

    We should have medical science seek a vaccination for dogma-nuts which probably are the leading historical cause of unnatural human death. Exorcising their mental/emotional demons would only perpetuate their intangible or delusional beliefs in reality.

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  141. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You did not get the joke.

  142. Why do you morons keep trotting this canard out by warrax_666 · · Score: 1

    Macroevolution = Lots of microevolution over time. And there's mountains (almost literally) of evidence for species "branching" -- People keep finding missing links (note: plural) all over the place. Tiktaalik is a recent example. Go read "Your Inner Fish" (Neil Shubin) or "The Greatest Show On Earth" (Dawkins) if you want a lengthy discussion of just how good the evidence is.

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  143. Taught in schools... but not science class. by Palmsie · · Score: 0

    Creationism has a valid place in schools. It belongs in philosophy classes, religion classes, and even history classes (i.e. its relationship to the time period and the Bible's influence on history, etc). However, creationism has no place in science classes. What proponents of creationism don't understand is that contributors of evolution realize that evolution is still merely a theory with a whole ton of support. It isn't perfect. That's why it isn't a law but rather a theory, a very strong theory. Theories aren't proven but merely tested against other theories or null hypotheses. Evolution is the best explanation we have. Furthermore, it's important to note that evolution is a theory because it is falsifiable. This is a critical tenant of any theory in science: that you can find evidence to support or deny the claim. What creationism doesn't have is any evidence for it, either for or against it. It deduces down to belief. It can't be falsified and therefore, simply, is not a theory and thus not science. I've heard some people resort to string theory as a similar notion that falls into the science category without any evidence and I would suggest those people do a bit more homework and they will find that in some cases it does find support. The mere fact is that you can't ever know if God exists and you can't know if he/she/it created everything in the universe. Since we can't know, it can't be science since it can't be a theory, since there is no proof.

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  144. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

    Sorry, all I got out of that was, "No, I've never even thought about the issue of what the proper term IDers should use for proponents of the theory of evolution, nor recognized that there is a need for me to provide them with an alternative, so I'm just going to rant about how IDers aren't doing real science as if that were actually relevant to my refusal to allow them the ability to voice their thoughts."

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  145. Another misconception by warrax_666 · · Score: 1

    Like never ahving observed inorganic chemical spotaneously form anything definable as "life"?

    Evolution has nothing to say on how life originated. It does say that every known living organism has a single-celled common anscestor.

    Or never having observed matter coming from nothing.

    ... nor does evolution have anything to say about that. For a scientific approach to this subject you might try Cosmology.

    I'm not trying to troll here. Promise

    ... and yet you've trotted out all the usual canards which the Creationists/ID folks like to trot out of confuse the uneducated. I guess their campaign of bullshit must be working then. Depressing.

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  146. I like Bill Hicks' take on it by warrax_666 · · Score: 1

    - Dinosaur fossils? God put those there to test our faith.

    - I think God put you here to test my faith, Dude.

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  147. Someone give Eugenie Scott a call please. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone give Eugenie Scott a call please.

  148. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by easterberry · · Score: 3, Insightful

    What I'm saying is that by making a special term for biologists who accept evolution the ID people are implying that there is a legitimate scientific debate over the issue which there is not.

    The term creationists should use is "biologist". That is what I am saying. There are not two branches of biologists with equal ground and argument over the issue. There are creationists and there are biologists. One side's argument requires the rejection of the findings of modern biology the other is the study of it.

    "Evolutionist" implies a special subset of biology that does not exist. They should call them "biologist" and drop the pretense that they have a valid scientific claim.

  149. some systems of belief are more valid than others by PJ6 · · Score: 1
    I quote from the Wikipedia article on Paradigm Shift":

    A common misinterpretation of paradigms is the belief that the discovery of paradigm shifts and the dynamic nature of science (with its many opportunities for subjective judgments by scientists) is a case for relativism: the view that all kinds of belief systems are equal, such that magic, religious concepts or pseudoscience would be of equal working value to true science. Kuhn vehemently denies this interpretation and states that when a scientific paradigm is replaced by a new one, albeit through a complex social process, the new one is always better, not just different.

  150. This debate is mischaracterised by Gadzeus · · Score: 1

    The problem with this debate is that it is characterised, particularly within the US, as ID (or Creationism) vs Evolution. It is not.

    The debate is Superstition vs. Empiricism.
    Supporters of I.D. appear to believe that they can throw out the 'Theory of Evolution' but maintain the science that goes into making the soles of their shoes. One cannot. If one abandons the empirical method for evolution you introduce that as a concept.

    Tuning into your hackles to gain a sense of reality becomes a valid method of research.
    Blind faith in old books becomes a valid method.
    Obedience to the political machinations of a popular religious hierarchy becomes a valid method.

    I.D. attempts to portray itself as valid scientific scepticism but that is a disreputably small fig leaf to hide Creationism behind. Advocates of I.D. display a wilful ignorance of Evolution and a contentment with schoolboy errors. Risible misrepresentations of the definition of the word 'theory' and 'proof', for example. Abuse of the scientific method of construction of hypotheses based ONLY upon best empirical evidence.

    What I.D. proponents will not face up to is that when you abandon Empiricism you embrace the politics of religion. In embracing the politics of religion you put all of science at the mercy of the political ambitions of charlatans.

    Religion is essentially a protection racket for the gullible, and a mafia politically active against the intelligentsia. As the political power of whatever superstition rises it MUST suppress the intellectual development of society. The only difference between the Taliban, or Spanish Inquisition and a Southern Baptist Church is the level of political control actionable.

    The implementation of a false reality always results in tyranny: whether than be the tyranny of superstition or the tyranny of madness. The attempted mapping of a false reality over true reality results in conflict, and the false reality characterises the friction created as a struggle with some imaginary dark force.

    The details of the friction are often arbitrary: they may be the prohibition of eating shellfish, or of education for women. The only guiding influence that reality has over a superstition is that it must be compatible with psychology of the believer. Thus, a male insecurity over female fidelity can translate into a deity's command for women to be covered up in public and kept under house arrest. A superstition must also be compatible with the needs of a controlling elite. So a belief that a deity speaks to everyone personally and no ecclesiastical hierarchy are acceptable will never gain a dominant position in society since the ruling elite cannot adopt a position as leader chosen by 'God', or 'God' himself. A superstition of that type may gain a foothold in some community but it will lose out in any battle for religious supremacy.

    In short: when I.D. attempts a selective abandonment of Empiricism it opens the door for the mafioso protection racket power struggle to begin. That door must be held shut by everyone who wishes for the rule of reason.

  151. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

    The term creationists should use is "biologist". That is what I am saying.

    And I just explained why that doesn't work, no matter how popular or correct the theory of evolution is. You haven't replied to that.

    Furthermore, you are requiring IDers, in order to make an argument at all, to claim that they are not biologists, effectively defining away the existence of their position. ("Hey, aren't you admitting, by your very own terminology, that you're not biologists? Haw haw!")

    While *current* biologists do almost universally agree with the theory of evolution, the term "biologist" does not *mean* "someone who endorses the modern theory of evolution", because those are different concepts and it required a crucial inferential connection to recognize that one who studies one should also be the other. (Was Gregor Mendel a biologist? Aristotle?)

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  152. Social Studies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In my middle school, we learned all about creationism, Jewish, Christian, and Muslim. We also learned about Hinduism, Buddhism, Shinto, and a few others I don't recall.
    All of that was done where in inarguably belong -- Social Studies class.

    In Science class, we did chemistry, earth science, space science, and watched Bill Nye. And it was awesome.

  153. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

    Dismissing them as "evolutionists" is used strategically in order to separate them from a position of respect and authority on the subject.

    Nope, it's a devious way to correctly denote the set of people with whom one disagrees in this context.

    Sheesh, how did clear designation of what you mean become an evil strategy?

    Also, "non-creationist" doesn't work because they're only disagreeing with a subset of non-creationists (and they don't claim to be creationists, but whatever). "Non-intelligent designer" doesn't work either because it's non-standard, bulky, and doesn't denote a specific positive belief.

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  154. And in History Class by ThatsNotPudding · · Score: 1

    I'm sure they already teach about the terrible War of Northern Agression - another clear example of outsiders meddling in affairs that obviously belonged in the baliwick of Local Control.

  155. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When a man and a woman love each other very much--and often--God puts a baby in the woman's tummy.

    Sometimes God gets the babies mixed up, though. My aunt and uncle are both blond, and God gave them a little black baby.

  156. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by easterberry · · Score: 1

    Furthermore, you are requiring IDers, in order to make an argument at all, to claim that they are not biologists, effectively defining away the existence of their position.

    Yes. That is exactly what I am doing. Their position is not a scientific one. Creationism is not scientific and, in fact, requires you to abandon important discoveries from several branches of science (biology, geology, astrology, anthropology, east asian history(which I know is not a branch of science, but still, it goes back too far for creationism to coexist with it)) by it's very nature. Their argument requires them to reject or ignore core principles of biology. Therefore, by being creationists, they cannot legitimately be called biologists.

    As for people who don't STUDY biology but accept evolution to be true, as I said "educated individuals".

  157. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by ultranova · · Score: 2, Insightful

    They can't use the term "biologists" because there are people (though not many) who study biology but agree with the IDers. Claiming that they have to refer to their opponents as "biologists" is like saying you can't have different terms for "physicist" and "proponent of the theory of quantum mechanics".

    Seeing how the computer you're reading this message on works by utilizing quantum mechanics, and in fact atoms couldn't exist in classical physics (since electrons couldn't orbit nucleus, being charged particles and thus losing energy to electromagnetic radiation), I'd say it would be quite questionable to call someone "physicist" who wasn't a proponent of quantum mechanics.

    There is a difference between arguing in good faith and in bad faith, and frankly, a biologist denying evolution or a physicist denying quantum physics crosses the line from honest uncertainty to intentional deception.

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  158. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

    Yes, I "get" that they are in error to reject evolution. You don't have to keep reminding me. That doesn't mean you get to make them use contorted circumlocutions just to identify their arguments, or that allowing them to use the standard meaning of "evolutionist" is some kind of major concession.

    I think you're falling into a sort of anti-halo trap, where you can't do anything remotely pleasant to them just because you disagree. I almost think you're about to deny them the use of English altogether because "that just makes it easier for them to communicate", and I wouldn't want to grant such a concession to the anti-science crowd, would I?

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  159. The unasked question by X86Daddy · · Score: 1

    The debates on who has better evidence, which makes more sense, etc... have been rehashed over and over in this science-disabled country, and without foundational logic, people go with their emotions, more often than not, on both sides of this issue!

    Here's the real test, the real question that can easily show which should be taught in school, in a science class, etc... for nearly any topic, not just evolution:

    What can you do with what you've learned?

    If children spend time learning "God did it. The end." as the answers regarding how this world works, what can they do with that "learning?" Meanwhile, people who learned of evolution, how DNA actually works, genotypes, phenotypes, the work of the monk Gregor Mendel... what can they do with what they learned? We already see it. Genetic engineering is very real, it works, it's involved in many of the products in our grocery stores. Animal husbandry, going back thousands of years was a prior step. Selective breeding of plants and animals betrayed an understanding, although not thorough, that traits change over generations, based on how breeding worked out. If a person is taught, and actually believes, that that observed and heavily used mechanism doesn't exist, didn't happen, doesn't work, and that a deity did everything contrary to any such observations, what is that person going to successfully do in these fields?

    The best part of all of this, is that this sort of damage is often seen in rural areas, where scientific thought is not as prevalent... but a large percentage of dwellers in rural areas are involved in farming, which is a great show of humans making use of and manipulating the mechanics of evolution. So while their children learn to deny those mechanics, a child from a more advanced civilization, elsewhere, learns genetic engineering, gets employed by Monsanto or some such, and ends up profiting greatly in deals where terms are dictated to farmers, and farmers are sued for raising crops that received cross pollination from nearby "intellectual property" protected crops, etc... The outcome here is, in a darkly humorous way, analogous to Evolution of the Species by Natural Selection.

  160. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

    First, do you understand why "quantum physics is a reasonable belief" does not substantiate the position that "the word physicist means someone who explicitly endorses quantum mechanics"?

    Second, does a person studying optics or geology, but who has never looked at the quantum-specific physics equations, and doesn't ever think about the issue, count as a physicist? (If you feel that by saying yes, you're "giving the creationists a weapon", you're already on the wrong track.)

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  161. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by easterberry · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I have a legitimate problem with them creating a term to indicate a divide which does not meaningfully exist. The people who study evolution are called "biologists". I am fine with them using "evolutionary biologists" if they are discussing the specific subset of biology specifically devoted to the study of biology but to use "evolutionist" implies that modern biological science and evolution are not intrinsically intertwined which is fallacious. What you don't seem to be getting about my point is that I am saying that they SHOULD NOT be using a using a special term to define those who disagree with them.

    It is disingenuous and akin to the XKCD comic where there's the cereal on the shelf that says "arsenic free". The point being that while it's technically true, the implication of stating it by it's very nature brings up unsaid assumptions about the topic which are inherently UNtrue. (that the other cereal contains arsenic or that the study of evolution has equal ground to the study of creationism)

  162. Its about incompetence not religion. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having administrators who cared about providing the best education for their students in the face of a rapidly evolving world and skill set would be priceless.

    Instead we have fools sitting around eating donughts who make time for agenda items like "Hey lets spend lots of money tweaking texts to align with our specific world views". Playing games with text books does nothing tangable to prepare students for the future.

    Its a total lack of gumption and competence thats at issue here. If I were a parent I would prefer these assclowns all be fired.

  163. Sabotaging Reason by catchblue22 · · Score: 1

    The creationists that I have met or conversed with seem to have a marked lack of logical skill. They don't seem to understand what an argument is, what logic is. They are infuriating to argue with, because their arguments usually degenerate into base contradiction, not unlike Monty Python's argument sketch. They don't usually give premises to support a conclusion in their arguments. Or if they do, their premises don't logically support their conclusion. And if you push them outside the talking points they have been given in their indoctrination at church, pushing them to actually think, they get hostile and turtle up; they won't talk to you again for a while after. They inhabit a world where truth is whatever they decide it to be. Of course, they believe that they are absolutely right, that what they read from the bible and their interpretations of the bible are absolutely true, and that others who differ in their views are absolutely false. However, if we extend this to others and make the decision that all of us may decide what is true based on whatever factors we want, then there is no truth. In such a world, nothing can be absolutely true, and nothing can be absolutely false. In that world, there are no facts, only opinions.

    If too many in our society form their views of reality not from rational observation of the physical world, but instead based on vague interpretations of a book written centuries ago and translated numerous times, then truth becomes a commodity, a tool of power. Truth becomes something that can be bought and sold. Those who base their "truth" almost exclusively on bible interpretations will inevitably fall under the sway of preachers, reverends, and other charismatic figures. What those opinion makers say will often be taken for truth without question. Trusted opinion makers will be able to make bold pronouncements of truth, and will often not be questioned. Thus they will have a great deal of power over those who trust them. I would argue that powerful groups or individuals in society will be unable to resist corrupting these trusted opinion makers into changing the truth into something more amenable to their own self-interest. Thus, truth can become a commodity, to be bought and sold for profit and power.

    Many who argue that the above isn't a negative development cite freedom of expression, freedom of religion, freedom of thought as justifications. But I would call it "freedom from thought", the freedom not to think, freedom from reason and logic. In a democracy we are free to think whatever we want, and if we want to we are free to turn off our brains and to exist in a blissful bubble of ignorance. However, a vibrant democracy depends on a vigilant and well informed citizenry. If too many of us abandon logic and reason, then democracy itself will be in peril. Those who toss aside reason are shirking their duties as citizens. They should be ashamed.

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  164. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by JohnBailey · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Doesn't surprise me a bit. The more prudish the society, the larger the teenage pregnancy rate.

    I grew up in Ireland, at a time when contraception had to be prescribed by the local doctor, but only for married couples with a note from the priest. The only thing stopping an explosion of teenage mothers was the ease of access to English abortion clinics. And a lot of young girls "spending time with relatives in another county".

    I went to a convent run school for a while, and the only sex education was a single film shown in total silence. No questions to be asked!! So I have a hunch this film was not willingly shown. Took me years to figure out what the hell self abuse was in this context. Good thing I grew up on a farm. Or I could be a dad by now.

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  165. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

    I have a legitimate problem with them creating a term to indicate a divide which does not meaningfully exist.

    "Evolutionist" indicates "person who endorses evolution" not "there's a big divide in academic science between people who believe evolution happened and those who don't".

    The people who study evolution are called "biologists".

    No, "biologist" denotes, at its narrowest, someone who studies biology professionally. The fact that there are *other* characteristics that are typical of biologists does not mean it has a different definition. (Nor that people you disagree with can't use clear terminology.) What about biologists who just study orca feeding behaviors?

    I am fine with them using "evolutionary biologists" if they are discussing the specific subset of biology ...

    But they're not. They're criticizing everyone who endorses mainstream evolution, whether or not their work is in biology. What more accurate term is there than "evolutionist"?

    but to use "evolutionist" implies that modern biological science and evolution are not intrinsically intertwined which is fallacious.

    Because they're not -- they're *ex*trinsically intertwined via empirical studies and inferences thereon. It required this empirical work to recognize the connection, not hunting through a dictionary.

    There's a difference between saying that evolution *explains* biology, and saying that the term "biology" *means* evolution (among other things). They really have different intensions. Again, did biologists not exist before the 19th century?

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  166. How 'bout leaving religion with religion by guruevi · · Score: 1

    If they want to, they can teach religion in the religious classes or if they don't have that in the US, the place where they should go with their children: their places of worship (church, mosque, synagogue). Keep their version of creationism out of science classes. Next thing you know we'll also have to teach Hindu, Muslim, Native American etc. etc. versions of it. Will you be happy then School Boards?

    Whether or not you believe in evolutionism, it's tenets do belong in a science class or at least in a (scientific) philosophy/methods class for now since they are based on the scientific method (whether or not you believe their hypothesis are wrong). Once the scientific method has disproved the theory and if then a lot of people still adhere to it's teachings (like the flat-earth people) then you can get it to a religious status because the rest of the world debunked it and you are still adhering to the reasoning of it. Pure Darwinism is an example of something that should be getting classified as a religion as science has proved that the systems of life are a bit more involved than purely survival of the strongest but I doubt there are still a lot of adherents of the original theories.

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    1. Re:How 'bout leaving religion with religion by thrawn_aj · · Score: 1

      Exactly. This is why ID proponents label their opponents are "Darwinists" - makes for a nice strawman. Gah! Science doesn't work that way. Darwin had a nice idea, a good start but we are wayyy past that now.

  167. The usual crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > "We let them teach evolution to our children, but I think all of us sitting up here on this School Board believe in creationism. Why can't we get someone with religious beliefs to teach creationism?"

    Because evolution by natural selection is science and intelligent design is not, you fucking moron! When is that going to enter into your thick heads, you stupid people?

  168. Re:LA school board learns from historical preceden by easterberry · · Score: 1

    The DSM isn't real hard science though. Because ethics prevent psychologists from doing proper double blind tests for a lot of things it's more akin to scientifically based philosophy than science.

    Homosexuality could quite easily be considered a mental disorder if you assume that the base nature of life on earth is the perogative to pass on their genes, then homosexuality is a pretty major disorder in that. It was taken off the DSM because it was seen as prejudiced to have it on there and implying there was something intrinsically "wrong" with being gay or a lesbian. But both genius and homosexuality are clearly large deviations from basic "proper" human thought and desire. It's only because our species has a pack "different is bad" mentality that they have to keep homosexuality off the DSM. Not because it fails any particular criteria to be on there.

    Disclaimer: I have no problem, ethical or otherwise, with homosexuality. I am just noting that it is, in fact, a mental deviation from what is the human norm based on our best evidence.

  169. well by Charliemopps · · Score: 1

    It's not that creationism is inherently stupid. It's that it's a philosophical belief and not a scientific argument. I believe in God, and also believe in evolution, the big bang and just about everything else that science has taught us. In my mind, science is just a way to understand the tools of God. But this is part of my philosophy and not part of my scientific understanding of the world.

  170. How about ethics and ecology? by ronmon · · Score: 1

    Maybe they could hire some BP executives and scientists to help them out with those subjects.

  171. Small minded people need a god. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Small minded people need a god because they can't imagine something so complex evolving from very simple beginnings. Their minds simply can't figure it out, therefore it must be "god"; the best answer they can come up with.

    Politicians aren't rewarded by saying anything against god in the USA, especially in Louisiana. The number of voters that are willing to vote out anyone who doesn't invoke "god" in their sales pitch are over 95%+ of them, regardless of political party.

    Teaching Creationism in public schools is simply what the uninformed masses of Louisiana want. Logic and reason don't work here.

  172. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by Schadrach · · Score: 1

    Devise an experiment that falls remotely within what evolution predicts that would disprove creationism. It doesn't even have to be a *practical* experiment.

    Here's the problem: Stripped down to it's core, here's the concept behind evolution:

    1. Things have a physical information storing component that tells their bodies how to manufacture themselves. Currently, we believe this component to be DNA, though it being the specific mechanism is not absolutely necessary.
    2. Individuals are created by one or more (typically one or two) other similar creatures, referred to here as parents.
    3. The information storing component of the parent creature(s) is used as a source to produce the base information from which to create the new individual (whether as a direct copy or some kind of mechanism for mixing the data and producing one result set [sperm and egg, each with a half-set, for example]).
    4. The process in (3) is imperfect, generating some small, but non-zero amount of "unique" data in a given individual.
    5. Not everyone lives to reproductive age and successfully produces offspring, and traits inherited via the component referenced in (1) and/or modified in (4) in combination with environment can influence an individuals success in this regard.
    6. Those who out-breed others make their traits more common in the population as a whole via (3).

    Repeat this thousands upon thousands of times, and isloate groups from each other (with different pressures on each group effecting (5)). The implication is that after enough repetition, individuals from separated groups resemble each other less and less, and may eventually cease to be biologically compatible with each other.

    Now, where are you attacking this, again?

  173. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Someone who uses terms like 'irrefutable fact' and 'believe' in regards to Science should be wary of judging anothers scientific merit...

  174. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by easterberry · · Score: 1
    "Are you a creationist or an evolutionist" and the whole "teach the controversy" marketing thing they do implies exactly that there is an academic divide.

    In modern times, the term evolution is widely used, but the terms evolutionism and evolutionist are not used in the scientific community to refer to the biological discipline as the term is considered both redundant and anachronistic

    - wikipedia: most reliable source on the internet (source of citation connected to quoted text)

    Modern biology is built upon the concept that evolution is correct. It has become the foundation of enough of the fields understanding that it cannot be removed without finding new reasoning for much of what is currently being done in the field. Also it implies a false dichotomy between evolution and christian creation theory.

    Physics existed before we discovered quantum physics but quantum physics is now an irremovable part of the field. Geology existed before we knew... well pretty much everything we do now about geology but that doesn't mean you can hold up flat earth theory as legitimate geological science anymore.

    I'm not saying that "evolutionist" doesn't technically describe the people they want it to. I'm saying that by accepting it as a valid term you're inadvertently giving credence to the legitimacy of their position.

  175. Get your Terms straight! by pyrothebouncer · · Score: 0

    Intelligent Design basically says that an intelligent designer (could be a god, could be many gods, aliens, ghosts, who knows?) has put together the world as we know it.

    Creationism basically says that the God of the Bible Created everything we know of, out of nothing.

    Evolution basically says that everything has changed over vast periods of time and suggests that there was a cosmic event ("The Big Bang") which started everything into motion.

    So if a school board says they want to teach creationism, that is different from saying that they want to teach Intelligent Design.

    Get your terms straight!

    (The definition of terms are not quoted from any source, rather they are from my own simple understanding of each topic.)

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  176. Evolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Minor genetic mutations that enhance the likelihood of survival, or mutations that diminish a organism chance of survival, or even mutations that have no negative or positive benefit. When the population of a organism is radically reduced by a outside factor the genetic pool becomes smaller causing a increase in mutations and thus increasing the opportunity for one or more variations to succeed and overcome the outside factor, while the organism that have a negative mutation will likely not survive long enough to reproduce. Selective breeding is not the cause but the results in most cases, a mutation that limits survival also limits the opportunity to reproduce.

    Creationism defies our very observations of the world around us, we can experience the process of evolution in our daily lives.
    Take Lawn mowing for example, let your yard grow big, and all the plants grow as though they were wild, but add the factor of cutting grass, this will diminish the survival of tall weeds, if you for instance cut your yard every week then all the tall variations of said weed will not have a chance to survive, each week the tall weeds will gradually reduce to zero while the medium will reduce to a smaller number and the short (flat) ones will continue to thrive and reproduce, we see this with dandelions most prominently, when we consider a dandelions growth as its genetic trait, tall, medium, and short (flat).

    We know with humans that genetic mutations occur more when the genetic pool is smaller, and occur most when incest is evident, The two toe tribe is a great example of a genetic mutation that was neither beneficial nor negative to survival, and yet selective breeding ensured the trait survived.

  177. agreed, it's not science. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Science, by definition, is the utilization of the scientific method. Darwin made observations, formed a hypothesis based on those observations and then tested that hypothesis. Thereby creating a theory. You can't use these steps in creationism because you're just trying to validate a belief and it therefore IS NOT SCIENCE.

    This, to me, is where the argument should end.

    End of line.

  178. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well duh, The answer is simple: God burned a few men, and there you have it!

  179. * Bonk * by dskoll · · Score: 1

    That's the sound of the competitiveness of the United States being knocked down a notch.

  180. Parent is trolling by gd2shoe · · Score: 1

    Parent is trolling. Please move along. He wants you to respond angrily. Please don't give him what he wants.

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  181. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by N0Man74 · · Score: 1

    Also, "non-creationist" doesn't work because they're only disagreeing with a subset of non-creationists (and they don't claim to be creationists, but whatever). "Non-intelligent designer" doesn't work either because it's non-standard, bulky, and doesn't denote a specific positive belief.

    What? Are you implying that not all ID'ers aren't creationists now?

    ID is nothing but dressed up creationism. It was started by creationists. It is supported by creationists. It's nothing more than an attempt to try to make creationism sound more valid through the use of pseudoscience, propaganda, logical fallacies, and misinformation.

    The creation of the term "intelligent design" is purely politically motivated, in order to avoid the stigma of "creationism". For example, the book Of Pandas and People supposedly replaced forms of the word "creationism" within it's early drafts with the term "intelligent design."

    "Evolutionist" is nothing but a politically loaded term. It's used to try to imply that it represents a mere subset of scientists, and to imply that it's a matter of "faith", not based on scientific principals.

    It's the same reason they like to refer to "the *belief* in Evolution". It is also very much like emphasizing the use of the word "Theory" in "Theory of Evolution" (and twisting the scientific meaning of the word to a mainstream non-scientific meaning). It's all about spin.

    Let me share that I was raised Christian. I was taught to be skeptical of evolution by both my home and church. However, one of the biggest things that turned me against my upbringing was the question, "if these guys have such a strong case, why must they resort to misinformation, half-truths, and spin in order to try to convince people?"

  182. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

    I'm not saying that "evolutionist" doesn't technically describe the people they want it to. I'm saying that by accepting it as a valid term you're inadvertently giving credence to the legitimacy of their position.

    And I'm saying that when you make a fuss about this, you're letting your dislike of the group cloud your judgment. Everyone should use accurate terms to designate what they want to refer to, even if they're evil, and such clear communication -- gasp! -- benefits those evil people.

    There is no reasonable alternative to the term "evolutionist" that IDers should use, and criticizing them for it is just petty.

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  183. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

    What? Are you implying that not all ID'ers aren't creationists now?

    No, I'm saying that whatever wrong IDers may have committed, they need to be able to use an accurate, concise appellation to refer to the set of people who disagree with them, and "evolutionist" fills that role. It doesn't matter that it hurts your feelings, or that they're wrong, or that they're not doing science, etc. etc. etc. "Evolutionist" is the most accurate term for those whom they disagree with, and by denying them the right to use this term, you're effectively trying to make it impossible to voice their opinion.

    I'm sorry that for some people, the term might give them the wrong idea, but you can say that about anything. (See the sibling exchanges.)

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  184. Re:LA school board learns from historical preceden by BenEnglishAtHome · · Score: 1

    In doing a bit of research before my post, I read quite a bit about the political components of how things get into or out of the DSM. Really fascinating stuff.

  185. my wife uses "id" cosmetics by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

    and when I looked at the jar upside down I read it as P! presumably for Pseudosience !

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  186. I want to teach religion in Accounting by Eightbitgnosis · · Score: 1

    And the reason that $5,000 is missing from this account is because God has credited thy asset account for your blasphemy

  187. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by easterberry · · Score: 1

    But it isn't an accurate term because everyone else stopped using it ages ago, it's a "technically correct" term. saying "Don't hang out with Steve, he's a real bastard." when Steve was born out of wedlock is technically correct but it's misleading.

    The reasonable alternative is not labeling people who accept evolution and then pretending they're the only other option. There are creationist and people who are not creationists. Some of them support evolution, some have absolutely no theory regarding the nature of diversity of life, some support a creation story completely separate from the Christian one. By making it "creationism and evolutionism" you create a false dichotomy by implying that the two are the same type of thing and that all the other options besides those two are lesser while those two are equal. Evolution is a scientific theory while creationism is a philosophical outlook on the nature of existence. They're trying to say it's comparing apples and oranges when they are, in fact, comparing apples and the early work of John Stamos.

    You could be right, it could be that I'm letting my bias get in the way of my objectivity. But I feel that they are using intentionally manipulative language to give their belief a stronger position than it can hold on its own merits.

  188. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by ultranova · · Score: 1

    First, do you understand why "quantum physics is a reasonable belief" does not substantiate the position that "the word physicist means someone who explicitly endorses quantum mechanics"?

    No. Please explain how one can do physics or even be reasonably well-versed in them, yet deny a theory that agrees with all observations better than any other we have and underlies most modern technology. In your explanation, please also answer whether or not the word "physicist" should, under the same principle, be used to cover someone who believes in classical Greek theory of world being made of four elements (air, water, fire, earth), and if not, why not?

    Second, does a person studying optics or geology, but who has never looked at the quantum-specific physics equations, and doesn't ever think about the issue, count as a physicist?

    No, a geologist is not a physicist, he's a geologist. Dunno what you mean by "a person studying optics" - an optician? A telescope maker? Either way, understanding the behaviour of light in detail beyond making lenses or mirrors does, as a matter of fact, require quantum physics - that's how they got started.

    (If you feel that by saying yes, you're "giving the creationists a weapon", you're already on the wrong track.)

    Well luckily my integrity was never endangered by temptation here, due to there being perfectly valid reasons for not answering "yes".

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  189. Reporting in from a Baptist Highschool here by YojimboJango · · Score: 1

    I went to a Baptist highschool here. Granted it's in Michigan so we get a lot less of the southern weirdos, so take that for what it's worth.

    Basically we were all forced to go through three of the following four science classes.

    Earth Science: How to identify types of rock and clouds. How rain and volcanos work. Stuff like that
    Biology: How plants and animals work, including organs, photosynthesis, circulatory systems, and other stuff like that.
    Chemistry: How things atoms and molecules react with each other and how math drives it. (this was actually a really tough class)
    Human Anatomy. Basically Biology but all focused on people with some starter nursing program stuff.

    We spent one week on the "Theory of Evolution" in Biology, which was a quick overview on what they expected us to know on the state exams. That's it. We didn't even touch on creationism. The teachers said it wasn't relevant to anything we'd have to know to succeed in life so we didn't need it.

    We spent a while in Biology class on the process of evolution, understanding how it works, but never on memorizing dinosaurs and how long ago they died like our public school counterparts.

    I find it amazing that the crowd even here on slashdot seems to be all about pushing teaching the Theory of Evolution instead of ignoring both sides as equally useless and getting down with something that might make a difference someday.

    1. Re:Reporting in from a Baptist Highschool here by vell0cet · · Score: 1

      The Theory of Evolution is fascinating... it is one of the most profound scientific theories in human knowledge. How it came about, what it's taught us about biological systems - it's all pretty amazing stuff.

      I think they did you a disservice by only spending a week on it. It is the basis on which all genetics is based.

  190. Creationism In Science by StormReaver · · Score: 1

    This is easy to integrate into the science curriculum. The Creationism section would start like this:

    Section 5: Creationism

    Page 1: This section deals with everything we know to be true from a creationist perspective.
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    Section 6: Meanwhile, Back To The Real World
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  191. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

    The reasonable alternative is not labeling people who accept evolution and then pretending they're the only other option.

    The term "evolutionist" doesn't do this. Other things that IDers do might be doing this, but not the term "evolutionist". Again, you're still not answering the question of what brief appellation they should be using that actually *means* what they're referring to, rather than simply coinciding with it. It's one thing to criticize someone's arguments; it's quite another to define them out of existence and take away every term they could use to voice their opinion.

    If they disagree with evolution, that *means* the people who they disagree with are ... um, evolution ... ists. It simply doesn't matter how invalid their position is; everyone, even the bad people, has the right to accurately reference the class of people who disagree with them. Since the belief they criticize is "evolution", the most appropriate term is "evolutionist", and that holds true no matter how good the science opposing them is, or what other nefarious things they might be doing.

    (I note you still haven't given them alternative, which makes your position all the more undirected and kafkaesque. When someone tells me, "don't user term X", but doesn't tell me what term I should use instead, their goal quite clearly isn't good communication.)

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  192. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by easterberry · · Score: 1

    But that's the trick of it. The people they disagree with AREN'T "evolutionists" it's everybody who isn't them. They have their own belief which, were it true, invalidates not only evolution, but every other creation story and 3 or 4 other branches of science.

    Evolution is just the easiest opponent they have to attack. Even if they could prove evolution wrong it wouldn't in any way support their hypothesis because they still have all the other opposing branches of science. It's "science and history" vs "creationism".

    So I guess that is the term I want them to use. "Scientists, heathens and ancient historians". Because their belief goes contrary to entire swaths of all three.

    Like, I said, "evolutionist", as they use it, implies a parallel to "creationist" that just doesn't exist.

    But yeah, that's the term I'm saying they should use "Scientists, heathens and ancient historians".

  193. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

    Note how you've changed the topic to "Look at all I know about quantum physics and how well-substantiated it is" rather than "are the definitions of 'physicist' and 'quantum mechanics' (or 'biologist' and 'evolution') different?" The question isn't whether one coincides with the other (which they do), but whether the meanings are the same, and by extension, whether "evolutionist" is the most appropriate term that evolution's critics should refer to those who disagree with them.

    Unfortunately, there's a tendency to say, "hey, those people don't get to use the literal meanings of words because they're so offensively wrong", which I find ridiculous.

    Well luckily my integrity was never endangered by temptation here, due to there being perfectly valid reasons for not answering "yes".

    Unfortunately, your only reason seems to be, "I [justifiably] don't like IDers, therefore I will deny them even the ability to accurately refer to the class of people who disagree with them."

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  194. Religion in school is basically recruiting by Gabrill · · Score: 1

    Religion is nothing more than a power/money gathering structure outside of normal governmental processes. Period. I don't care what social programs X church has implemented, because those programs can and should exist with or without X religion. Also splitting the effort for such social programs between church, state, and other non-profits only serves to segregate benefits, and make them inefficient through dilution.

    The only advantage to inserting X religion into schools is indoctrinating more youth to X religion. Disadvantages include indirect persecution of Y, Z, and all other religions, and loss of federal funding through ignoring the separation of church and state.

    Adding religion to schools is merely a desperate act of a failing religion, because their message is not true or useful enough to get money donors into church/temple/whatever.

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  195. Don't forget the speed of light one by NotSoHeavyD3 · · Score: 1

    I remember some creations trying to have a variable speed of light to explain how the universe is really only 6000 years old. (IE the speed of light was much faster in the distant past.) Anyway the striking thing was the explaination was designed so you couldn't test it. Unfortunately he failed and some physics/astronomy types pointed out there were ways to actually test his hypothesis and of course it fails miserably. (The only thing I remember is that any distant pulsar should have an increasing pulse rate. Since none of them actually have this the speed of light hasn't changed in a very long time and trying to use that to get a young universe is nonsense.) I guess I should check on talkorgins for this or something. (I think that's where the tear down of the "hypothesis" was.)

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  196. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

    But that's the trick of it. The people they disagree with AREN'T "evolutionists" it's everybody who isn't them.

    Sure, just like how everyone else disagrees with everyone who disagrees with them.

    They have their own belief which, were it true, invalidates not only evolution, but every other creation story and 3 or 4 other branches of science.

    Yes, we've established that they're in error .. again. Nevertheless, because they *intend* their criticism to be of evolution, that *means* the set of people they disagree with are appropriately called ... evolutionists. There's simply no reasonable alternative.

    So I guess that is the term I want them to use. "Scientists, heathens and ancient historians". Because their belief goes contrary to entire swaths of all three.

    Kind of a mouthful, don't you think? Do you really think that everyone should have to list every group that they, by implication, disagree with, every single time they want to refer to people who disagree with them? Do you hold everyone to this standard, or just to groups that hurt your feelings really bad?

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  197. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by easterberry · · Score: 1

    Everyone who wants their belief taught in science class. Yes. I have little problem with people who don't accept scientific fact. I think they're wrong, I don't particularly want to hang out with them, but they aren't in any way lowering me or my family's quality of life.

    But when you present your claim as "science" and try to push it into the public school system you need to be ready to back it up. What the creationists are trying to do is take the archaic and out of use term "evolutionists" and then attack it as a valid opponent when they SHOULD, if they wanted to be honest, be taking every branch of study that opposed theirs. And that isn't "evolution" it's a great deal more than that. In order to properly press themselves into school within the confines of their own beliefs they should be asking to be put into not just biology alongside the teaching of evolution but in geology, in history class, in philosophy, in physics... etc.

    By saying they're both scientifically viable and that they're against 'evolutionists' they are implying that
    (A) "Evolutionist" is a proper scientific term, which as I showed before, is no longer true, it is not in use in proper science anymore.
    (B) That their theory is a competitor to evolution, which it isn't. It's a direct competitor to our entire understanding of the universe which happens to include evolution.
    (C) that the only options are creationism and evolution, which they aren't.

    In order to be academically honest they cannot state that they are opponents of "evolutionists" without widely acknowledging that they are also an opponent of ancient historians, ,immunologists, every other facet of biology which their theory would invalidate, every branch of every other field of science their beliefs would invalidate and more.

    Using the word "evolutionist" the way they do is a red herring to the actual issue and the actual nature of both evolution as it exists in the field of biology and of their own theory's scope and nature.

  198. Ideas by hackus · · Score: 1

    Let all ideas be taught or researched and above all, let them all stand or fall before peer review.

    You cannot filter information and expect truth of any kind when you start making decisions for other peoples beliefs.

    I have no problem with Darwinism, Creationism etc. Let them all be taught according to what a community thinks is appropriate.

    -Hack

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  199. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by ultranova · · Score: 1

    Note how you've changed the topic to "Look at all I know about quantum physics and how well-substantiated it is" rather than "are the definitions of 'physicist' and 'quantum mechanics' (or 'biologist' and 'evolution') different?"

    No, I'm pointing out that being a physicist necessiates one to consider quantum mechanics a real phenomenom, just like being a biologist necessiates one to consider evolution a real phenomenom. The amount of evidence for these phenomenoms being real is simply overwhelming; so overwhelming, in fact, that I find it impossible for anyone to know the subject well and yet argue, in good faith, that they are not real.

    The question isn't whether one coincides with the other (which they do), but whether the meanings are the same, and by extension, whether "evolutionist" is the most appropriate term that evolution's critics should refer to those who disagree with them.

    Two words coinciding means that they have the same meaning. And evolution doesn't have "critics", as that would require someone pointing out flaws in the theory, rather than just a bunch of conspiracy nuts claiming it's all Satan's plot to lead mankind astray with the help of eeevil scientists. However, at least those nuts are honest, in the sense that they usually don't hide being religiously motivated; Intelligent Design adds a layer of deception on top of that, making itself simply despicable.

    Unfortunately, there's a tendency to say, "hey, those people don't get to use the literal meanings of words because they're so offensively wrong", which I find ridiculous.

    Creationists use the word "evolutionist" to suggest that it's just one school of biology. It's not, it's something that underlies the modern biology. Speaking of "evolutionists" rather than "biologists" is simply an attempt to mislead and deceive.

    Unfortunately, your only reason seems to be, "I [justifiably] don't like IDers, therefore I will deny them even the ability to accurately refer to the class of people who disagree with them."

    Disagree with what, exactly speaking? ID simply asserts that "maybe this was all designed". Could be; it's certainly impossible to prove one way or another. That's the reason why ID is not science, and doesn't belong in the science class. What's worse, ID is simply a deception designed to make creationism look "sciency" to get Christian creation myths taught in a science class, in a desperate attempt to make them look like a legitimate scientific alternative to evolution and make an end-run around the separation of church and state.

    As for the class of people who disagree with taking ID to classroom... that would be pretty much everyone else. ID proponents are liars; they are lying on purpose about what they want taught, and why they want it taught. People arguing in bad faith - lying - shouldn't be surprised when others deny them the ability to twist words to deceive the unwary, which is exactly what calling people "evolutionists" does.

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  200. Mod parent up!! by BitterOak · · Score: 1

    It seems we have some politics here in Slashdot as well. This is a perfectly Insightful post that has been modded down. You may disagree with the sentiments expressed in the post, but that doesn't mean the points raised aren't valid. Personally, I don't think the courts have any role in determining what goes on in the classroom, any more than teachers should dictate what is/isn't allowed in the courtroom.

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  201. Why the Debate? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Creationism was taught for hundreds of years, and didn't seem to cause any problems.

  202. This is great news by tnordloh · · Score: 1

    The problem that arises is, what do the Jews and Catholics do when a Protestant guy shows up to teach Creationism? Or a Buddhist, or any of the 2400 other choices for a religion we have out there. Which story do we want, the legends passed down in the Bible, or the best guesses of people who study the planet, observing the scientific method?

    What this really is, is teaching Christianity in schools. When you label it like that, the reasons not to do it become clear.

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  203. Be honest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem is when people make claims that can not be proved and state the unprovable claim to be fact.

    Evolution is a theory. The theory has holes and has never been proved. The age of the Earth/Universe is also a theory, with holes, that has never been proved.

    The claim that God does not exist has never been proved. Do not be misled, he who makes the claim, bears the burden of proof. Those that claim that God does not exist are required to prove that claim or concede they might be wrong.

    The claim that God exists has also never been proved. We are not talking science in EITHER context. So claiming that God does not exist also has no place in a science class.

    Science used to be about conducting experiments to either conclusively prove or disprove theories. But it has lost its purpose and has turned into Satanic deception masquerading as undeniable truth.

    The existence of God is inherently unprovable because it is not a concept that deals with observable characteristics of the natural world. And it therefore has no place in a science class regardless of belief. It also has no less a right to be in non-scientific classrooms because it can not be proved false.

    You aren't talking about science. Otherwise, what is your measurement and with which device do you measure it?

    This is liberalism run amok. Atheists are Satanists. They are also profoundly deceived.

  204. Him ain't complex! by clemenstimpler · · Score: 1

    Two arguments against that: 1. He/She does not live. If your soul went to heaven - an unlikely proposition, I know - eternal bliss would not be a part of your life, but rather of your afterlife. If this is the place where you can meet your maker, and a place, where you don't live, your maker won't live either, I guess. 2. God has always been envisioned in the Christian theological tradition as a simple being. The same goes for souls and angels, btw. So there is no way of thinking Him as "complex" - because complex things by definition may degenerate, and a degenerating God is inconceivable. Conclusion: Always know your enemy. ;)

  205. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The more prudish the society, the larger the teenage pregnancy rate.

    [Citation needed]
    but
    Probably not quite true. Probably it's a larger teenage birth rate, because the "less prudish" society has a greater rate of abortion.

  206. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

    Wow, you argue so much that this last post only had three words per line, squished all up against the right margin. "Evolutionists" is a term not used anywhere outside this debate, right? It's a term that was invented by the fundamentalists pushing their agenda, right? Why the fuck would you defend it?

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  207. But we know it's true! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The Xel'Naga Created both the Zerg and the Protoss! Sure, the zerg later evolved, but they were Created in the beginning.

    Wait, this isn't about Starcraft?

  208. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

    Took me years to figure out what the hell self abuse was in this context.

    Yikes, when I hear religious people talking about self abuse, I always think of the whips and chains that they use to flagellate themselves to become more pious or something. Not, not NOT "lovingly removing the testosterone every couple days so I won't have to launder my sheets!"

    Boy, is their value system messed up. I heard a bit on NPR today at lunch about some females who had relationships with (Catholic) priests, and are petitioning the Catholic Church to stop the ridiculous order of celibacy, which has led to so much abuse of altar boys et al. Why would they think that creating a situation where the priests need to launder their sheets weekly won't result in them acting out, due to the significantly increased testosterone flowing through their bodies? Ah well, at least the Catholics don't advocate whacking off the tip of your Manhood like the fucking Jews who convinced my non-Jewish parents to unceremoniously deprive me of those 30-40,000 nerve endings that I will never experience with.

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  209. Last time I was in livingston by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw a guy on a fourwheeler driving on the freeway with a confederate flag bumper sticker. Enough said.

  210. The ad hoc fallacy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's not strictly true. If the first explanation doesn't make any sense in light of the data, as typically occurs with "creation science," the problem can be "fixed" by just inventing some additional mechanism that makes the first explanation work, but which itself requires dreaming up an explanation without any evidence other than that it is required to make the first two work out. Of course if also doesn't make sense without...and so on.

    It's the ad hoc fallacy. You can always come up with an explanation, but when each explanation is invented from a vacuum exclusively to explain an interpretation that itself isn't preferentially suggested by any evidence or existing model, you're really not doing science. Reasoning along those lines has no explanatory power; there are no underlying simplifying or generalized mechanisms. To look at it from another perspective, there are infinitely many things you might choose to believe. Without some underlying rules or assumptions -- or if all those rules and assumptions are ignored -- there is no reason to prefer any explanation over any other.

    For example, if I posit that computers work because tiny leprechauns are feverishly working inside the computer chips, I can always come up with some reason that your evidence against my explanation prove I'm wrong. Clearly the leprechauns are tiny. Well of course you can't see them! Obviously they're invisible leprechauns...and so on. If you've ever argued with a four year old you'll understand this rationalization process immediately. It is not science. It is, however, the process that Creationism suffers in order to "make sense" of the natural world.

  211. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by Myopic · · Score: 1

    Holy motherfucking shit. Easterberry won this argument about ten posts ago.

  212. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

    Because it's the most accurate term for the people IDers are criticizing, and every argument against the use of the term seems to be of the form "but they're wrong!", which doesn't speak to the issue of whether the term is appropriate for designating the class of people they're trying to refer to, and it's quite petty to require that they not use a standard conjugation/inflection/whatever of a standard term?

    Just a thought.

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  213. The obligatory xkcd.... by bshare007 · · Score: 1
  214. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

    It's not petty to have them use a term that the people who hold those views use on themselves. Just a thought.

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  215. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

    So if IDers call themselves "correct people", they can expect that the only appropriate term for referring to them is "correct people"?

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  216. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

    Yeaaaaaah man, my team, like, *totally* beat your team, duuuuuuuuude. Rah rah go tribe, beat up their tribe, it's all about us winning against them!

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  217. There really is a simple solution by bsercombe72 · · Score: 1

    You may already be studying creationism. It's called Religious Studies. Taking valuable time away from science classes to examine an argument between a very small section of science and religion is clearly detrimental to students. So make religious studies mandatory in junior high and teach whatever the hell you want in it but don't take time out of the core learning subjects. And most certainly DO NOT compare it to science because it has absolutely nothing to do with science. I hated sport so back at high school and generally avoided participating whenever possible. Outside school I was very fit and used to do plenty of hiking and swimming. I was put into a remedial sports class which took up one of my maths lessons every week. At the time I thought that was a great lark and boy do I regret that now!

  218. It says something about the Christian mindset by Chrisq · · Score: 1

    It says something about the Christian mindset that I get modded as a troll when basically I am just quoting their article. They write ridiculous nonsense then don't like it pointed out.

  219. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by PotatoFiend · · Score: 1

    Yeaaaaaah man, my team, like, *totally* beat your team, duuuuuuuuude. Rah rah go tribe, beat up their tribe, it's all about us winning against them!

    ...says the person who obsessively posts replies to a thread until they have the last word. :)

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  220. I weep for humanity... by AmonTheMetalhead · · Score: 1

    ... as we drag ourselves slowly towards a new dark age where religion once again oppresses knowledge

  221. fsm by borarslan · · Score: 1

    i believe the flying spagetti monster will save us. (or at least feed the hunger) eksenim

  222. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by AmonTheMetalhead · · Score: 1

    The stupidity shown in that video makes me fear the future....

  223. Re:Spirituality is delusion. Religion is ignorance by AmonTheMetalhead · · Score: 1

    Consider it for a while. Unhealthy spirituality leads to things like discomfiture when faced with sexuality.

    You realize you're posting on slashdot right? Besides, i do not believe in a soul or 'spiritual energy', nor do i believe that there is a purpose to life other then the one i define for myself. Your personality, emotions, desires, they all come from the brain, which in effect is the way it is because of genetics (and the occasional brute force trauma), if you realize that, and accept it, life is a lot simpler.

  224. It gets worse than that! by beetle496 · · Score: 1

    The asshat leadership is just part of the problem though. I came to realize that the mental accommodations I had made in order to believe in a deity which was compatible with science (let alone, souls, heaven, Christ, etc.) resulted in a theology that was all but indistinguishable from wishing thinking. There is lots that I like and miss about church, but it is hard to get over the apparent fact of religion being pure invention.

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  225. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

    Wow, you're just out there. Biologists are the ones that they're taking aim at; biologists are the ones who hold forth the evolutionary theory. No scientist calls themselves an "Evolutionist" so why do you think that it's not a derogatory term invented by the religious in an attempt to divide the debate, and isn't that exactly what we're wasting our time with right now? Nice trolling, though.

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  226. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

    Sorry, if you consider [belief-you-hold]-ist to be a derogatory term, then *you're* the one who's "out there". IDers are criticizing the validity of a specific mechanism. It follows that the people they criticize are [that-mechanism]-ists. (And yes, I know you're going to go postal because I used the term "belief" here, though you probably won't give a neutral alternative there either.)

    Seriously, everyone here needs to spend a few minutes understanding the difference between sense and reference aka extension and intension aka "Oedipus's mom" and "Jocasta".

    And I'm trolling because I object to making IDers use contorted, inexact language rather than standard inflection of words?

    I'm not trying to defend the validity of ID. I just sympathize with anyone who's told they have to use terminology that directly bakes in a concession of error. Yes, biologists *should* use the model of evolution in their work, as that is the most reasonable belief to hold in that area. That doesn't imply that the *definition* of biologist is "someone who uses and endorses the theory of evolution".

    Seriously, the whole crowd here has gone nuts, feeling they have to defend every aspect of "their side", no matter what the relevance to the topic of whether "evolutionist" is an appropriate term in this context.

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  227. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

    Really? Read the thread history, and see if I've "obsessively replied to *everyone*". Also, see if anyone has given me a straight, non-subject-changing, non-let-me-show-off-all-I-know answer.

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  228. Not a problem by rclandrum · · Score: 1

    All societies need a certain number of intentionally stupid people (they specifically elect to be so), in order to ensure that the manual labor jobs are adequately covered - i.e. janitors, vegetable pickers, etc. They might as well be from LA. If you elect to raise your children in an atmosphere of superstition rather than teach them how to think, then you must obviously not want them to think for a living, and manual labor is what is left. I'm sure my children will eventually need their septic tank pumped or their house painted, and would be perfectly willing to hire Louisiana residents to do those tasks. Think about it this way - every creationist janitor that is born today will mean a bigger paycheck for your rational, gene-splicing daughter tomorrow.

  229. Living in Texas on the Gulf Coast... by El+Fantasmo · · Score: 1

    Living in Texas on the Gulf Coast, here's how I see things:

    ExxonMobile: "Thank god, it's BP."

    Texas: "Thank God it's Louisiana."

  230. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

    Okay, find me someone who self-identifies as an "evolutionist".

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  231. Re:Spirituality is delusion. Religion is ignorance by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    Your whole post is about attacking the faults you think you can percieve in others, I see none of the self-doubt you say you value so highly.

    "Could you simply accept it, shrug, decide not to act on it, and continue on?"

    Yes, everyone has "uncomfortable" thoughts and the vast majority neither act on them, or end up with rubber wallpaper because of them. What is much more uncomfortable are the real life images seared into your nurons, the face of a child as they dissapear under the front of your car, your best mate as a blackened skeleton in a burnt out car wreck, etc, etc. Compared to the uncomfortable things in real life humans have to face, the unplesant thoughts of which you speak are no more uncomfortable than a bad dream.

    If you don't have such real life images in your head then you're either young and naive, or extremely fortunate.

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  232. Re:Spirituality is delusion. Religion is ignorance by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    Yes, everyone has "uncomfortable" thoughts and the vast majority neither act on them, or end up with rubber wallpaper because of them.

    Most people are influenced in some way by something they find unpleasant in themselves. Most people have something they "can't allow themselves to think about." For example, attraction to your neighbor's wife... a lot of people won't think about it, won't acknowledge it, because they feel it's totally wrong and amoral; as opposed to recognizing it, acknowledging it, and simply not acting on it. (Of course, most people will screw their best friend's wife the first chance they get 9.9)

    People are also prone to protect their beliefs in the face of facts or alternate opinions-- anything that may lead them to consider alternate possibilities becomes uncomfortable, and threatening. Look at Roger Ebert's recent reaction to the assertions he made that video games aren't art: he claimed that he was wrong to say such a thing, primarily because people are delusional and would attack him for it; in other words, he claimed he's right and you're all a bunch of stupid brainwashed fucktards.

    The most disturbing real-life images I have in my head right now are probably from my last trip to Subway, where some guy was carrying around a drooling infant. Babies are the most disgusting thing I've physically encountered; when I got home with my food I had trouble eating due to residual revulsion.

  233. Jason Abdon by psibrman · · Score: 1

    Could it be cretin science is wrong. It's for cretins wantiing to creat more cretins.

  234. Re:Spirituality is delusion. Religion is ignorance by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    If you replace "most" with "all" I'm inclined to agree. Self skepticisim is the core skill required for critical thinking but it's not a miricale cure for divided opinion simply because in most cases (such as your video games/art example) there is no "correct" opinion, they are just opinions conveyed with various degrees of passion and/or arrogance that you may or may not agree to with your own degree of passion/arrogance.

    What I find amusing is that you come across as if you are immune to human nature because you have discovered introspection, however your uncritical acceptance of "climategate" propoganda is strong evidence that you suffer from the same utterly human foibles as the people you are critisizing.

    PS: My drooling grandchild gleefully stuffing chocolate cake into (and onto) her face on her first birthday is the most beautifull thing I have seen in a long time. Unlike the swill they serve at Subway, we are all organic but some people are uncomfortable with that fact. ;)

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  235. Re:Spirituality is delusion. Religion is ignorance by bluefoxlucid · · Score: 1

    If you replace "most" with "all" I'm inclined to agree. Self skepticisim is the core skill required for critical thinking but it's not a miricale cure for divided opinion simply because in most cases (such as your video games/art example) there is no "correct" opinion, they are just opinions conveyed with various degrees of passion and/or arrogance that you may or may not agree to with your own degree of passion/arrogance.

    It is a cure for stress and social disorders caused by alienating people for having threatening opinions. Great hostility only comes from threats; I am still hostile to people who are intentionally vicious and hurtful, for example, but that's because they are clearly attempting to harm others.

    If I perceived a "threat" because somebody might say something that hurts me because it goes against what I want to accept as fact yet is inarguable in any way I'm comfortable with, then I'm simply too scared to leave my little imaginary world; and of course, being so threatened, I would become hostile to such ideas and the people that conveyed them. Being willing to grapple with uncomfortable ideas puts you in the unfortunate situation that you may discover you're actually wrong.

    What I find amusing is that you come across as if you are immune to human nature because you have discovered introspection, however your uncritical acceptance of "climategate" propoganda is strong evidence that you suffer from the same utterly human foibles as the people you are critisizing.

    I'm immune to the human nature of being afraid to analyze the data. Of course, I'm also unqualified to fully analyze the data, seeing as I'm not a climatologist; on the other hand, I can analyze explanations, and I've seen many discussions about "unconforming" data being dropped ... fitting the data to the model. I'm not so delusional that I'd think this only happens with "global warming" of course: I'm sure pharmacies, oil companies, car manufactures, and telecommunications service providers massage their data too. Political climate does, however, encourage all independent researchers to fit the data to the model, and encourage the majority of the scientific body to ignore "quack-job" dissenters who want to challenge an "accepted theory."

    I've chosen to see this as a political issue: at best I don't trust the current propaganda; at worst, I don't believe the truth is physically possible to find at this point. Global climate is changing, but that's normal: we've had ice ages, and hell they moved around (the whole world didn't experience an ice age at one time). I think claiming that "humans are causing global weather changes and we need to reverse the damage" is stupid: for one thing, I don't believe we're causing it; for another, I think we need to analyze the new weather patterns and begin adjusting to our new home. This isn't an MEE.

  236. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

    Yep, as I suspected: there aren't any.

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  237. Re:Spirituality is delusion. Religion is ignorance by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

    "I've chosen to see this as a political issue"

    In other words you have chosen not to think about it. ;)

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  238. Re:African American person evolve from white perso by kurzweilfreak · · Score: 1
    "Evolutionist" is not an accurate term in that it implies a belief in evolution. As an evidence-borne science, evolution does not require belief.

    By denying the right to use this incorrect and purposely misleading term, you aren't making it IMPOSSIBLE to voice their opinion. What you are doing is making it impossible for them to voice their opinion in the way intended, the purpose of which is to mislead people into thinking that evolution is but one "camp" of ideas in biology.

    The word "biologists" is the proper term that ISN'T misleading. They won't use it because it shows just how ridiculous their "opinion" is compared to actual scientists rather than their intended connotation of "a few dogmatic scientists who hate God!"

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