Napkins and drink covers? Call that pimping your cubicle? Dude, you need 20" chrome drink covers, and 42" plasma widescreen connected to a surround sound speaker system and entertainment centre powered by a Playstation 2 in your napkins, at least!
Actually, the word `compiler' has two meanings: compiler
n 1: a person who compiles (or writes for) encyclopedias [syn: encyclopedist,
encyclopaedist]
2: (computer science) a program that decodes instructions
written in a higher order language and produces an
assembly language program [syn: compiling program]
These days the former may also be regarded as the latter, as the compiler sifts through information (source code) and makes it into binary code (their computer database). Using this interpretation, he is right.
In related news, usage of statistics is up 60%. After a fall last year of 40% on the usage of statistics this came as quite a surprise to the Internation Statistics Council (ISC).
"We are delighted with the increase of the usage of statistics, " said Chris Banana, the CEO of the ISC, "after the decline of previous year we have campained 150% more to encourage a 76% increase in statistics usage."
Independent inquiries with the goal of producing statistics have also risen 45% according to an independent study issued by the ISC.
"We are extremely grateful for the 5000% increate in funding we received from Microsoft in order to make this all possible", according to Chris.
Well, if you have a hot mail address, you're going to need some UV protection. The late commitment to protecting their users with sunscreen will only lead to the detection of skin cancer in a lot of people!
That's nothing. My grandfather used to be a salesman for various companies. One of those companies sold electric meat cutters (for buchers). He managed to sell one to a poor butcher in a backwater province where there wasn't even electricity yet. "If you do get electricity, you'll be the first to have an electric cutter!"
Back when I was a young'en, we didn't have any o' those fancy crystals, ovens or precious metals. We 'ad to make due with a bunch o' stones, manipulating the electrons by hand!
The Canon EOS 1D is the fastest camera in its class, and the default choice of just about every reporter. The 1D has a frame rate of 8 fps (@4MP, with buffer of 21JPEG/16RAW pictures), it's follow up, the 1D Mark 2 has a frame rate of 8.5 fps (@8MP, with a buffer of 40JPEG/20RAW pictures). The D2H has 8fps, (@4MP, 40JPEG pictures).
Of course, the EOS 1D series is environmentally sealed, unlike Nikon cameras. You could almost use it under water (if one uses L lenses).
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Geeky parents.
What about Arch? Does anyone actually use it? Most projects I've seen either use CVS, or Subversion.
Napkins and drink covers? Call that pimping your cubicle? Dude, you need 20" chrome drink covers, and 42" plasma widescreen connected to a surround sound speaker system and entertainment centre powered by a Playstation 2 in your napkins, at least!
Actually, the word `compiler' has two meanings:
compiler
n 1: a person who compiles (or writes for) encyclopedias [syn: encyclopedist,
encyclopaedist]
2: (computer science) a program that decodes instructions
written in a higher order language and produces an
assembly language program [syn: compiling program]
These days the former may also be regarded as the latter, as the compiler sifts through information (source code) and makes it into binary code (their computer database). Using this interpretation, he is right.
Ha-ha...
In all fairness, the powerplant did have to emulate the virus using wine.
Well, if you can't move to Mozilla, you could always try Galeon, Camino, IBM Web Browser, ManyOne Universal Browser, Netscape or Epiphany...
Hey, good idea. We shall be changing the name ASAP.
Sincerely,
Rambus CEO
No one created God. He spontaneously expanded into infinity out of an initially infinitesimal lump of potency.
So where did this lump of potency come from then?
Funny, seeing what you get when running /. through the validator.
Is this a cover up? *grabs tinfoil hat*
Hey! I resent that remark; I'm from Florida and I demand a banana!
syntax error at - line 4, near "&&}"
Execution of white boy aborted due to compilation errors.
In related news, usage of statistics is up 60%. After a fall last year of 40% on the usage of statistics this came as quite a surprise to the Internation Statistics Council (ISC).
"We are delighted with the increase of the usage of statistics, " said Chris Banana, the CEO of the ISC, "after the decline of previous year we have campained 150% more to encourage a 76% increase in statistics usage."
Independent inquiries with the goal of producing statistics have also risen 45% according to an independent study issued by the ISC.
"We are extremely grateful for the 5000% increate in funding we received from Microsoft in order to make this all possible", according to Chris.
Katie.com at amazon.com.
12345? Thats the code for my suitcase!
Well, if you have a hot mail address, you're going to need some UV protection. The late commitment to protecting their users with sunscreen will only lead to the detection of skin cancer in a lot of people!
But that's how Sun makes most of its money, through support contracts. In fact, if you want to make money: support software, don't write it.
Ever heard of the POP3 TOP command?
That's nothing. My grandfather used to be a salesman for various companies. One of those companies sold electric meat cutters (for buchers). He managed to sell one to a poor butcher in a backwater province where there wasn't even electricity yet. "If you do get electricity, you'll be the first to have an electric cutter!"
Luxury.
Back when I was a young'en, we didn't have any o' those fancy crystals, ovens or precious metals. We 'ad to make due with a bunch o' stones, manipulating the electrons by hand!
And how does sleeping through January 4th help?
Will Use The Internet For Food.
I've got one of those in my back yard. All it's missing is a Pulse Dimension Wrapping Modulator and a Plot Hole Compensator.
Sort of gives you the willies, doesn't it?
The Canon EOS 1D is the fastest camera in its class, and the default choice of just about every reporter. The 1D has a frame rate of 8 fps (@4MP, with buffer of 21JPEG/16RAW pictures), it's follow up, the 1D Mark 2 has a frame rate of 8.5 fps (@8MP, with a buffer of 40JPEG/20RAW pictures). The D2H has 8fps, (@4MP, 40JPEG pictures).
Of course, the EOS 1D series is environmentally sealed, unlike Nikon cameras. You could almost use it under water (if one uses L lenses).