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  1. Re:Potential for a DoS to legit users on Gabe Newell Responds: Yes, We're Looking For Cheaters Via DNS · · Score: 1

    No, it isn't. If you'd RTFA, you'd learn that the DNS check only happens as a confirmation safety step, once an active cheat has already been detected by Steam.

  2. Re:What does the word "troll" mean, anyway? on Psychologists: Internet Trolls Are Narcissistic, Psychopathic, and Sadistic · · Score: 2

    Speaking for myself: If you've supported your unpopular or arcane opinion with a well-thought out argument, then I'm likely to mod it 'interesting', at the least. On the other hand, if your argument is nonexistent or so weak that I am left thinking that you don't actually hold that opinion yourself, but are instead posting it to get a reaction out of others... then I go for troll.

  3. Two options on Customer: Dell Denies Speaker Repair Under Warranty, Blames VLC · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Option The First:
    1. Buy Dell Laptop
    2. Do first-use OS initialization, power down, remove HDD, store away in a safe place
    3. Add new harddrive, install OS of choice
    4. If at any time you have warranty service needs, swap original HDD back in

    Option The Second:
    1. Don't buy Dell
    .

  4. Time for some yummy... on Watch Bill Nye and Ken Ham Clash Over Creationism Live · · Score: 4, Funny

    Ham on Nye.

  5. Re:Fruit of the poison tree on DEA Presentation Shows How Agency Hides Investigative Methods From Trial Review · · Score: 1

    Yes, I understand that. But-- at least in the judeo-christian realm-- it seems that 'divine forgiveness' is really only 1 step removed from the primary point of religion: learning to cope with mortality.

  6. Re:Fruit of the poison tree on DEA Presentation Shows How Agency Hides Investigative Methods From Trial Review · · Score: 0

    ... and mystical absolution

    Thank you for that... from now on I will use that term in lieu of 'religion', at every opportunity.

  7. Oblig. Grampa Simpson on It's Not Memory Loss - Older Minds May Just Be Fuller of Information · · Score: 4, Funny

    We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell 'em stories that don't go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say. Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

  8. Re:"Soylent Green is people!" on 20,000 Customers Have Pre-Ordered Over $2,000,000 of Soylent · · Score: 5, Funny

    My pal Mitt told me Soylent Green is made of corporations.

    No, that would be Torgo's Executive Powder.

  9. One word... on Ask Slashdot: It's 2014 -- Which New Technologies Should I Learn? · · Score: 1

    Plastics.

  10. Re:Spell it out the first time on Linus Torvalds: Any CLA Is Fundamentally Broken · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes; but back then it was because they were amateurs, doing this for a hobby.

  11. Re:I like the idea on Congressman Accepts BitCoin For His US Senate Run · · Score: 1

    There is an awful amount of USD in circulation, and only 21 million BTC.

    Actually, there are (or, will be) 2100 million million Satoshis. The market is currently focused on the wrong unit of measurement.

  12. Re:How many don't use the chrome part? on Chromebooks Have a Lucrative Year; Should WinTel Be Worried? · · Score: 1

    I bought a Pixel. The only reason I wiped ChromeOS (for Linux) is that ChromeOS does not support my employer's flavor of VPN. Otherwise, I was quite content with ChromeOS + Crouton.

  13. Re:Get Off My Lawn on Researchers Claim Facebook Is 'Dead and Buried' To Many Young Users · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No, it's an indication that kids want a channel that is very transient, non-persistent, and out-of-band for their parents.

  14. Re:Short answer: no on Is Ruby Dying? · · Score: 2

    Git off my lawn.

  15. Re:There were 10 types of ancient societies on Polynesians May Have Invented Binary Math · · Score: 0

    This joke got old 10 years ago.

  16. Seeing as the FSM isn't an actual deity that people worship

    Infidel!

  17. Re:I'm a programmer and I'm above average -or so on And Now For Something Completely Different: Monty Python Reunion Planned · · Score: 1

    Blowing up the rap scene faster than factorial functions
    I'm dope like PNP transistors, and I'll saturate your junctions
    By the time you rhyme one line, I've already busted ten;
    You rap in exponential time, and I'm Big-O of log(n).

    -- Monzy, "Drama in the PhD"

  18. Re:What would Bennie do without /.? on To Beat Spam Filters, Look Like A Spammer? · · Score: 1

    #ohnoitsbennett

  19. Re:"furthered"??? No such word... on Visual Studio 2013 Released · · Score: 1

    In English, almost any word can be verbed...

  20. Re:Codeine in cough syrup? on First Cases of Flesh-Eating Drug Emerge In the United States · · Score: 1

    Pseudoephedrine: You have to ask the pharmacist for it, but you don't need a prescription.

  21. Re:Don't know their science on Researchers Develop the Most Detailed Map of Gravitational Variations Ever · · Score: 1

    The gram is both a unit of mass, and a unit of weight. The intended meaning is dependent on context. This is why your bathroom scale will happily express your weight in either pounds or kilograms.

  22. OK, well... on Tar Pitch Drop Captured On Camera · · Score: 2

    OK, well I'll mark that one off my Bucket List now...

  23. Re:"That's what you get for money laundering". on Bitcoin Exchange Mt. Gox Halts USD Withdrawals · · Score: 1

    OK, so then call it a pump-and-dump scam. Or call it a mania. But don't call it a Ponzi scheme, because it isn't. We aren't denying the bad aspects of Bitcoin; we're bemoaning your misuse of a well-defined term.

  24. Re:Coin? on Five predictions for (Bit)coin · · Score: 1

    No, he's making fun of the fact that the author didn't just use 'cryptocurrency' as the general word.

  25. That... on POTI, Creators of the Songbird Media Player, Call It Quits · · Score: 1

    was Inevitable.