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Psychologists: Internet Trolls Are Narcissistic, Psychopathic, and Sadistic

Hugh Pickens DOT Com writes "Chris Mooney reports at Slate that research conducted by Erin Buckels of the University of Manitoba confirmed that people who engage in internet trolling are characterized by personality traits that fall in the so-called Dark Tetrad: Machiavellianism (willingness to manipulate and deceive others), narcissism (egotism and self-obsession), psychopathy (the lack of remorse and empathy), and sadism (pleasure in the suffering of others). In the study, trolls were identified in a variety of ways. One was by simply asking survey participants what they 'enjoyed doing most' when on online comment sites, offering five options: 'debating issues that are important to you,' 'chatting with others,' 'making new friends,' 'trolling others,' and 'other.' The study recruited participants from Amazon's Mechanical Turk website and two measures of sadistic personality were administered (PDF): the Short Sadistic Impulse Scale and the Varieties of Sadistic Tendencies Scale. Only 5.6 percent of survey respondents actually specified that they enjoyed 'trolling.' By contrast, 41.3 percent of Internet users were 'non-commenters,' meaning they didn't like engaging online at all. So trolls are, as has often been suspected, a minority of online commenters, and an even smaller minority of overall Internet users. Overall, the authors found that the relationship between sadism and trolling was the strongest, and that indeed, sadists appear to troll because they find it pleasurable. 'Both trolls and sadists feel sadistic glee at the distress of others. Sadists just want to have fun ... and the Internet is their playground!' The study comes as websites are increasingly weighing steps to rein in trollish behavior but the study authors aren't sure that fix is a realistic one. 'Because the behaviors are intrinsically motivating for sadists, comment moderators will likely have a difficult time curbing trolling with punishments (e.g., banning users),' says Buckels. 'Ultimately, the allure of trolling may be too strong for sadists, who presumably have limited opportunities to express their sadistic interests in a socially-desirable manner.' Perhaps posting rights should only be unlocked if you pass a test."

293 comments

  1. Oh, great! now what! by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 4, Funny

    All it took was couple of regular guys to take the bait and post a couple of replies, and the trolls get another lease of life, almost like cockroaches getting one lick at the spilled grain of sugar and living for the next six months. Now the trolls get their own academic study and serious professors in horn rimmed glasses and slightly rumpled suits with food stains are going to discuss the trolls... No point in pleading "don't feed the trolls". They have just achieved immortality.

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    1. Re:Oh, great! now what! by Opportunist · · Score: 3, Funny

      Trolls enjoy it if you react to them. If you talk TO them.

      They hate it if you talk ABOUT them while ignoring them entirely, treating them like the lab rats they should be.

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    2. Re:Oh, great! now what! by buswolley · · Score: 1

      Yes. But a god troll is better than a bad human.

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      A Good Troll is better than a Bad Human.

    3. Re:Oh, great! now what! by buswolley · · Score: 1

      good god.

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      A Good Troll is better than a Bad Human.

    4. Re:Oh, great! now what! by noh8rz10 · · Score: 1

      i wish there was a better definition of troll somewhere. it seems to range from HOSTS guy to /b/tards who get people to kill themselves. anybody have any links?

    5. Re:Oh, great! now what! by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      But a god troll is better than a bad human.

      It's better than bad hummus, too.

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    6. Re:Oh, great! now what! by sjames · · Score: 1

      Aren't you being a little hard on the rats?

    7. Re:Oh, great! now what! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Blacks and Jews

    8. Re:Oh, great! now what! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's actually not true, cocksucker. You don't even have to reply. We know you're reading this and we know you don't like it. Therein lies the joy. Any actual acknowledgement, directly or indirectly, is just a bonus.

    9. Re:Oh, great! now what! by buswolley · · Score: 1

      ha!

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      A Good Troll is better than a Bad Human.

    10. Re:Oh, great! now what! by fisted · · Score: 1

      jokes on you, i browse at +2 so i didn't even see your comment.

    11. Re:Oh, great! now what! by timq · · Score: 1

      Trolls have achieved immortality already before, meet Herostratus.

    12. Re:Oh, great! now what! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lab rats are animals tortured in absence of passion. Implication is that trolls (or substitute trolls for your favorite wrongdoers) should be tortured with indifference.

      Difference between sadists and others is that what sadists enjoy doing to anyone, "normals" enjoy doing only to sadists. Or perhaps sadism is far more common then previously thought but most of the sadists are well adjusted and trained to hold themselves back until they receive the proper cue.

  2. Dark Tetrad by arvindsg · · Score: 2

    Hugh Pickens DOT Com writes

    Troll of the day

  3. What a complete waste of time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    TFA/TFS/taxpayer-funded study was.

    Yeah, I enjoy kicking puppies in my spare time. Just as the study's authors predicted!

  4. Everyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everyone is a mental problem ( -__-)
    sigh, what's so hard to accept people without degrading them for them having more fun than you'll ever have?

    It seems people having fun is slowly becoming a criminal offense... (and to that i say: GO FUCK YOUR PRETENTIOUS DOUCHY TROLL CALLING OTHERS A TROLL)

    1. Re:Everyone by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not everyone.

      Just you.

  5. There is a way to reduce trolling... by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 5, Funny

    'Ultimately, the allure of trolling may be too strong for sadists, who presumably have limited opportunities to express their sadistic interests in a socially-desirable manner.'

    All we need to do is to create opportunities for the sadists to torture people in real life, and they will leave our precious internet alone.

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    1. Re:There is a way to reduce trolling... by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2

      Actually many are not sociopaths, but psychopaths meaning they would not want to do that to someone else as they would feel more remorse and somewhat empathy.

      However a pure stranger with no face on an internet chatroom is an easier target. Everyone when angry or has been wronged by someone else would feel a little justice when things catch up. The same anger that builds is easy to take out elsewhere with anonymity.

      Kids in inner city schools think it is funny as hell to make teachers angry and disrupt classrooms for example. WIth no role models at home, lots of anger, and no values of education it is displayed. This is why there is an education crises in this country as an example. Those with no anger in good environments would never do such things.

    2. Re:There is a way to reduce trolling... by westlake · · Score: 1

      All we need to do is to create opportunities for the sadists to torture people in real life, and they will leave our precious internet alone.

      I am not convinced that the sadist sees any distinction between his life online and off. That he can control his behavior or knows any other way to behave.

    3. Re:There is a way to reduce trolling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought DSM V had removed the distinction between psychopaths and sociopaths.
      That is of course just one organisation but an influential one.

    4. Re:There is a way to reduce trolling... by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      They did. The post you are responding to is incorrect. There is no difference.

    5. Re:There is a way to reduce trolling... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Well, ok, but how many PHB positions can you create before the economy can't carry them anymore?

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    6. Re:There is a way to reduce trolling... by Redmancometh · · Score: 2

      Dream is correct. The "PC" term for psychopaths is now "anti-social personality disorder."

    7. Re:There is a way to reduce trolling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I know you're joking, but there are plenty of willing, consenting masochists out there. BDSM can make both groups happy.

      Fuck beta.

    8. Re:There is a way to reduce trolling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Isn't that what part of the job description for being a CEO?

    9. Re:There is a way to reduce trolling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So if someone feeds a troll does that make them a masochists? And if so, are they one in real life?

    10. Re:There is a way to reduce trolling... by gIobaljustin · · Score: 1

      This is why there is an education crises in this country as an example.

      Aside from the fact that the quality of education is abysmal, and many teachers don't even understand education? A little.

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    11. Re:There is a way to reduce trolling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's not about being politically correct, it's about accuracy; using a term that doesn't have a ton of baggage attached to it. When someone says "psychopath", most people are going to think about psychopaths as portrayed in movies, and some people are going to think of the old definition. It's fairly useless to fight that, so they pick a new term for the new definition to avoid ambiguity.

    12. Re: There is a way to reduce trolling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that doesn't sound like an improvement to me. Antisocial would be someone who didn't enjoy society and socializing. Not necessarily unempathic which is much closer to the word they are looking for.
      Actual psychopaths tend to work with and thrive within society, probably due to their lack of empathy.
      Of course, they may harm society indirectly by just not caring, but they are certainly not against it.

    13. Re:There is a way to reduce trolling... by mysidia · · Score: 1

      All we need to do is to create opportunities for the sadists to torture people in real life, and they will leave our precious internet alone.

      This is where human cloning and AI technology come in to create virtual playgrounds where trolls can evoke as much sadism as they like against enslaved AI-driven human clones, instead of real people.

    14. Re:There is a way to reduce trolling... by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Well, ok, but how many PHB positions can you create before the economy can't carry them anymore?

      Put them into a ring. With enough layers of PHBs managing PHBs, you can have the "lowest" layer mange the "highest". The game of broken phone inherent in disorganizations makes sure orders and reports are utterly unrecognizable when they pass by the same person again.

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    15. Re:There is a way to reduce trolling... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 4, Informative
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    16. Re:There is a way to reduce trolling... by 140Mandak262Jamuna · · Score: 1
      Ok counting 1 ... 2 ... 3 ...

      expecting a slashdotter to chime in, "I am an AI-driven human clone you insensitive clod" any time now.

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    17. Re:There is a way to reduce trolling... by Redmancometh · · Score: 1

      Holy shit a constructive comment are you sure you're not a bot?

    18. Re:There is a way to reduce trolling... by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      'Ultimately, the allure of trolling may be too strong for sadists, who presumably have limited opportunities to express their sadistic interests in a socially-desirable manner.'

      All we need to do is to create opportunities for the sadists to torture people in real life, and they will leave our precious internet alone.

      The DMV can only hire so many people and many trolls just aren't photogenic enough to be politicians.

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    19. Re:There is a way to reduce trolling... by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Regardless of what trolls are or are not this research and article have most assuredly done one thing, painted a great big old target on them. Those described behavioural patterns also would be strongly indicative of a willingness to commit crime, hence trolls become likely suspects for committing the associated types of crimes in proximity to their location, they in affect become automatically suspect. Whether this is a good thing or a bad thing, it is something trolls will have to become extremely careful of, especially those who do commit crimes. A whole bunch of crime investigation agencies all over the world a going to look at this information and start looking for, identifying and tracking trolls with regard to other crimes they might have committed. Trolls had better stop and think before they comment because it will expose them and as far as many investigatory agencies are concerned the evidence is the trolls postings are not as anonymous as they think. The number of trolls is likely to start reducing as they go silent either to hide or as a result of arrest and prosecution for associated activities.

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    20. Re:There is a way to reduce trolling... by Mystiq · · Score: 1

      Truth be told I remember hearing on the radio that the qualities we admire in leaders are the same exact qualities that make someone one step closer to being what we might normally call a horrible human begin. As such: quick thinkers (rash decisions?); can make emotionless decisions or separate the people from the process (lack of empathy: "people are just resources" and "I can lay them off because they are just employees"); and self-confident (egotistical).

      Think of someone you know at work or elsewhere who you would consider a great leader. Now, realize that they very likely have the above qualities. Think of the kind of people who are made to helm company mergers, the people who have to decide who stays and who goes. Now, remember that those kinds of psychotic, unhealthy people are running major corporations as well as countries.

      Is that guy apathetic towards you; can he make quick decisions, no matter how horrible; and is he very confident in what he says? Sure! Hire that fucker or vote him in as president! The most dangerous has to be self-confidence. Trolls sure as hell aren't humble, but a humble person isn't getting into a leadership position any time soon because empathy, humbleness and indecisiveness is considered weak.

      A few weeks ago, the corporate division I work in decided it wanted the employees to feel more empathy towards our end-customers (I work in a medicinal-label pressing company). It's sort of a sick game of marketing: by increasing our empathy towards the patients whose medicine will be bearing our labels, they believe we will work harder. The plan? Take down the abstract art pictures in the building and put up pictures of patients. I honestly see it as a sort of disgusting: in an effort to get the employees to be more productive, they want us to have more empathy towards our end-customers. To make us feel more empathy, they play with our emotions by putting up pictures of people. The division has been around for 15+ years and they're just thinking of this now?

      Business people, especially those who make company decisions based on money, are some of the scummiest people I can think of. It's no wonder society sucks. It's run by a bunch of trolls.

    21. Re:There is a way to reduce trolling... by Toad-san · · Score: 1

      Is American Idol still hiring?

    22. Re:There is a way to reduce trolling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nuh-uh.

      We already tried that... Didn't work. He tortured people AND fucked with the internet:

      http://www.atelier.net/en/trends/articles/electronic-frontier-foundation-sues-nsa-bush-administration-warrantless-surveillance

  6. Survey results != Real world by mysidia · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Only 5.6 percent of survey respondents actually specified that they enjoyed 'trolling.' By contrast, 41.3 percent of Internet users were 'non-commenters,' meaning they didn't like engaging online at all. So trolls are, as has often been suspected, a minority of online commenters

    I will contend that a majority of persistent "trolls" would not necessarily answer on a survey that they enjoy trolling.

    (1) You will have trolls that claim to be 'debating issues that are important to you' ---- such as the poor speling or grammars of the postes that your are replying to.

    (2) You will have trolls that claim to be just 'chatting with others' --- a lie, because they don't want to admit on a survey that they actually enjoy trolling. It's all just innocent chatter.

    (3) You will have trolls that claim to be just 'making new friends' --- because they see the reponse as ironic and sarcastic, AND they being trolls -- they are going to try and troll the survey in order to skew your data.

    (4) You may also have intentional or unintentional occasional trolls that truthfully DO primarily do one of the first 3 things, and they identify themselves as doing those things moreso than trolling.

    (5) "Troll" is lingo --- you may have people who enjoy trolling, who have absolutely no idea what the word 'Troll' means.

    1. Re:Survey results != Real world by Teun · · Score: 4, Funny

      such as the poor speling or grammars of the postes that your are replying to

      Was that on purpose?

      Are you on the receiving end of spelling trolls? :)

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    2. Re:Survey results != Real world by Hugh+Pickens+DOT+Com · · Score: 4, Interesting
      Good point. There is a second part of the study that addresses this issue is to some extent.

      A limitation of Study 1 is that we asked participants to select their favorite activity from a list of options. This necessitated a categorical index of trolling that likely underestimated the effects. Hence in Study 2, we assessed enjoyment of each commenting activity (including trolling) on separate continuous scales. To rule out the possibility that overall Internet use explains relations with trolling, we also included a question about total time spent on line for use as a control variable. Finally, to triangulate on trolling with multiple measures, we constructed a second brief index:the Global Assessment of Internet Trolling (GAIT) scale, which assessed trolling behavior, identiïcation, and enjoyment. As in Study 1, measures of the Big Five were included for comparison. Study 2 also featured data from a larger and more diverse sample, furnishing us with enough statistical power to test hypotheses about the unique contributions of the Dark Tetrad. For reasons articulated earlier,we expected sadism to dominate personality effects on trolling. Thus we predicted that the relations between sadism and trolling would remain signiïcant even when controlling for overlap with psychopathy, narcissism, and Machiavellianism.

    3. Re:Survey results != Real world by khasim · · Score: 2

      (5) "Troll" is lingo --- you may have people who enjoy trolling, who have absolutely no idea what the word 'Troll' means.

      As is the case with the people who wrote that survey.

      They should have included examples of "trolling" to illustrate their points.

      a. You post "I like X". Someone follows that with "Only pussies like X." Is that person a "troll"?

      b. A new article is posted. The first comment is unrelated to the article and only contains racist/sexist/whatever comments. Is that person a "troll"?

      And so forth.

      I think that the term "jerkass" applies more than "troll" in those examples.

    4. Re:Survey results != Real world by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 3, Funny

      I will contend that a majority of persistent "trolls" would not necessarily answer on a survey that they enjoy trolling.

      You make a lot of great points. I would add -- internet "trolling" is often the result of an anonymous or pseudonymous environment, where you are held less accountable for your actions. It's like the people who are happy to lay on the horn in their car or aggressively tailgate someone (or slow down to "teach someone a lesson"), but they would never randomly scream at someone who was walking too slow on the street or cut in front of them on a sidewalk and start walking slowly. Anonymity changes behavior.

      I'd say that anyone capable of aggressive anonymous driving behavior (which seems to be a LOT of folks, perhaps the majority of people at some point, depending on stress level) is also capable of trolling on the internet.

      Those people who actually self-identify as "trolls" in such a study are probably primarily either real outliers or people who actually aren't really trolls all the time, but found it amusing to select such a non-conformist choice (see your average Slashdot poll). Thus, the data may also be skewed by people who aren't primarily trolls but have other personality traits that led them to make an unusual choice in an internet poll.

    5. Re:Survey results != Real world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      20 years trolling. This one ain't, though.

      Narcissistic - I have taken the occaisional photo of myself on holiday when no one else was there to take it. I must admit.

      Sadistic - I just did a lecture on whale-hunting. First-person POV, with the intention of making people angry, sick and upset in order to ram home the message about how awful that is to do to animals, especially a self-aware one with all those extra miles of pain circuits to deal with, and knowledge of what is happening to it.

      Macchiavellianism - Why on Earth would I ever want to manipulate anyone? Actually, I'm poor because others are constantly able to take advantage of my good nature.

      So to the psychos who came up with this .... no PhD for you, and definitely no cigar. Rule #1 in psychology tests, guys: people lie and check the boxes they think are "the good ones" to mark. People try to appear as expected, with the exception of trolls like me who will tick whatever it is that will throw a spanner in the works. Observation is the only way. "Self-reported" anything is just asking for trouble.

    6. Re:Survey results != Real world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Follow up to myself:

      I'd bet that most trolling is people letting off steam after a hard day, or thinking about an unsolvable (by them) problem. Have you got a beef 'cause countryX did something you don't like? Can't change it? Jump on someone who disagrees with you from that country, get it off your chest that they're all wankers, start feeling better, close the lid, go home to the kids.

      As they're obviously handing out free psych qualifications, I should get one for that little tidbit - at least it's somewhat believable.

      Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, it can't be that simple! And, of course the psyches have to find a way to slip in the current, in vogue mental probs. If this study were done ten years ago, they would have blamed Attention Deficit Disorders, and if it were 1930 they would
        have blamed it on sexual problems. Psychologists are like journalists in that respect, it seems. Always following trends in language.

    7. Re:Survey results != Real world by roman_mir · · Score: 0

      (5) "Troll" is lingo --- you may have people who enjoy trolling, who have absolutely no idea what the word 'Troll' means.

      - right, and then you have people who are ready to mark anything as troll that they don't personally agree with.

      OTOH the real troll today is BETA.

    8. Re:Survey results != Real world by russotto · · Score: 3, Funny

      Sadistic - I just did a lecture on whale-hunting. First-person POV, with the intention of making people angry, sick and upset in order to ram home the message about how awful that is to do to animals, especially a self-aware one with all those extra miles of pain circuits to deal with, and knowledge of what is happening to it.

      A one-man show of Moby Dick is NOT a lecture on whale hunting. It is quite sadistic though.

    9. Re:Survey results != Real world by taustin · · Score: 1, Funny

      (5) "Troll" is lingo --- you may have people who enjoy trolling, who have absolutely no idea what the word 'Troll' means.

      And, generally speaking, what it really means is "someone who says something that I don't like." I wonder if this study even bothered to define the term, and if so, if it's a measurable definition.

    10. Re:Survey results != Real world by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      Furthermore, a lot of people are willing to troll on the internet because they feel it doesn't hurt anyone. Yeah, you make someone angry when you PK them WoW or whatever, but they need to get over that anyway. That's different than feeling pleasure because someone is suffering.

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    11. Re:Survey results != Real world by radarskiy · · Score: 2

      Clearly, no one in the history of survey design has ever considered the idea of an unreliable respondent until you came along.

    12. Re:Survey results != Real world by khasim · · Score: 1

      I wonder if this study even bothered to define the term, and if so, if it's a measurable definition.

      Not that I have seen in TFA.

      Not to mention that the term "troll" now has at least two sub-categories.
      a. concern troll

      b. tone troll

      And, generally speaking, what it really means is "someone who says something that I don't like."

      I wish I had mod points. That is particularly relevant in social issues.

      If you post about your political beliefs (honestly held) in a forum you tend to end up either in an echo chamber (most other people hold the same or similar beliefs) or labelled a "troll" (most other people hold opposing beliefs).

      Before anyone misunderstands ... yes, it is possible to troll people based upon their political beliefs. But that isn't the point.

    13. Re:Survey results != Real world by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

      (5) "Troll" is lingo --- you may have people who enjoy trolling, who have absolutely no idea what the word 'Troll' means.

      And, generally speaking, what it really means is "someone who says something that I don't like."

      Sometimes it seems to mean that around here, depending on the mod.

      But it has a pretty well-accepted definition: "In Internet slang, a troll is a person who sows discord on the Internet by starting arguments or upsetting people, by posting inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages in an online community (such as a forum, chat room, or blog), either accidentally or with the deliberate intent of provoking readers into an emotional response or of otherwise disrupting normal on-topic discussion."

      I think some aspects of this definition are incredibly subjective, like just saying someone who "starts arguments or upsets people." That, by itself, is more about the results of trolling, rather than a good definition.

      But "posting inflammatory, extraneous, or off-topic messages" with the intent to provoke -- that sounds like a reasonable definition. Sure, it will always be subjective, but that's a good baseline idea, which is much more specific than "I don't like it."

      (The one thing I somewhat disagree with in the Wikipedia definition is the idea that trolling can be accidental. Someone who accidentally "trolls" may be reacted to as if he/she is a troll, but I'd be more likely to call that an newb or ignorant user, rather than a troll. The actual reaction should be different: a newbie or ignorant user needs guidance to point out why the post is inappropriate; an actual troll should be ignored. Also, as we clearly see in Slashdot moderation sometimes, attempts to be "over-the-top" in a humorous way are often difficult to spot and may be misidentified as "trolls.")

    14. Re:Survey results != Real world by ItsJustAPseudonym · · Score: 1

      Nicely put.

      On number 5, q.v.: "astronomy vs. astrology"

    15. Re:Survey results != Real world by khasim · · Score: 2

      I prefer the usage further down that article.

      Commonly, what is meant is a relatively gentle inside joke by veteran users, presenting questions or topics that had been so overdone that only a new user would respond to them earnestly. For example, a veteran of the group might make a post on the common misconception that glass flows over time. Long-time readers would both recognize the poster's name and know that the topic had been discussed a lot, but new subscribers to the group would not realize, and would thus respond.

      Or the somewhat related ...

      Others expanded the term to include the practice of playing a seriously misinformed or deluded user, even in newsgroups where one was not a regular; these were often attempts at humor rather than provocation. In such contexts, the noun troll usually referred to an act of trolling â" or to the resulting discussion â" rather than to the author.

      Is it really "trolling" if two (or more) jerkasses keep posting insults at each other?

    16. Re:Survey results != Real world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I slow down for a tailgater is it going to teach them a lesson? No. They're already hopeless and probably won't even learn the lesson when they smack into somebody. It will always be the other driver's fault. But if they're going to tailgate me either way, I'd rather them do it at 15mph. Less chance of death that way. If I feel a little bit gleeful, that's just a side effect. :)

    17. Re:Survey results != Real world by gIobaljustin · · Score: 1

      Sure, it will always be subjective, but that's a good baseline idea, which is much more specific than "I don't like it."

      Not really. The fact that these things are so utterly subjective is exactly why I can't take studies like this seriously.

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    18. Re:Survey results != Real world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trolls aren't defined by what they do, they're defined by why they do it.

    19. Re:Survey results != Real world by lilrobbie · · Score: 2

      Hehe. They do seem to keep missing the point that putting a "Trolling" option automatically gives the trolls something to avoid though (thereby skewing their data). I mean, all their study is proving is that there is a certain type of troll who is narcissistic enough to enjoy admitting this fact to others... right?

    20. Re:Survey results != Real world by mysidia · · Score: 1

      They should have included examples of "trolling" to illustrate their points.

      Yes... I suppose it is also a finer point, whether the poster views their posts as trollish, whether a plurality of the rest of the community views their posts as trollish, AND whether their assessments are in agreement.

      They would have done well to determine 'what trolling is' ... e.g. which criteria they will consider it, and ask respondents to rank agreement/disagreement on a 5-point scale for various facts about their posts.

      Such as, whether they enjoy playing practical jokes on other posters.... using sarcasm, personal insults, all caps, causing flamewars, intentionally inciting or encouraging angry responses, manipulating other posters, etc

      Furthermore --- a survey is not a good measure, they should have asked participants to name the forums on which they most commonly participate, and a handle or URL for extracting samples of their posts for review.

      Only a review of their posts, some replies, and perhaps interviews of some others in the community, will be a reliable indicator of whether the internet considers them to be a troll or not.

      The survey responses from potential trolls cannot really be trusted.... without resulting in potentially unreliable data to base any findings on

    21. Re:Survey results != Real world by AudioEfex · · Score: 1

      Bullshit.

      Trolling is trolling - posting something simply to be disruptive and irritate people. It doesn't matter why it's done or if the troll thinks there is some greater point to it.

      Although I can't know for sure, for some reason, Anonymous Troll, I have this odd feeling you are referring to the latest bit of bullshit that was going on here a few days ago. While I have no doubt that some folks legitimately thought that disrupting the comments section for every article was somehow a form of effective protest, that's not what I saw from most folks. What I saw was largely closeted trolls who were simply giddy and disrupted with glee feeling they suddenly had been given a "license" to do so on a site that usually has little tolerance of such behavior.

      The absolute joy quite a good number of the folks "protesting" had was palatable, thinking they were being all clever and such and acted like a bunch of sugar-starved kids who had just been given the keys to the candy store, yet weren't content just eating their fill of candy but felt they had to rip down the displays and rip out the cash register and generally destroy the place, as well.

      The folks who do have my respect are those that can make relevant comments, and then make their protest known at the end - not folks who are posting just to incite because they feel they had been given permission by the "community" to.

      Oh, and fuck Beta.

    22. Re:Survey results != Real world by ultranova · · Score: 1

      I would add -- internet "trolling" is often the result of an anonymous or pseudonymous environment, where you are held less accountable for your actions.

      Thus you feel safe to express your actual view on the matter without fear of (meaningful) retaliation from powers that be. The label "troll" is then used as an attempt to discredit this view, either to squash any perceived threat by the higher-ups or to protect their personal worldview from challenge by the grassroot members. This is typical, if primitive, human social behaviour.

      Because the truth is that even truly anonymous *chans on Tor have surprisingly little trolling, despite being Vein diagram intersection of every possible contributing factor. It's spam that's the problem, and while that certainly requires indifference to the results to others as an enabler, it's not motivated by it.

      --

      Forget magic. Any technology distinguishable from divine power is insufficiently advanced.

    23. Re:Survey results != Real world by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      "I will contend that a majority of persistent "trolls" would not necessarily answer on a survey that they enjoy trolling. "

      Yes, exactly. This study was only about people who admitted to being trolls. My guess is that the majority of people who troll intentionally would not admit to it when asked. I could be wrong, but that's my guess.

      So this correlation is not between "the dark tetrad" and trolls, but between that tedrad and people who freely admit they're trolls. I have seen nothing to indicate that the numbers would be even remotely the same for the majority (I think) of trolls who did not admit it.

    24. Re:Survey results != Real world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got trolled.

    25. Re:Survey results != Real world by catchblue22 · · Score: 1

      Only 5.6 percent of survey respondents actually specified that they enjoyed 'trolling.' By contrast, 41.3 percent of Internet users were 'non-commenters,' meaning they didn't like engaging online at all. So trolls are, as has often been suspected, a minority of online commenters

      What of the percentage of trolls who are in fact paid to post on particular political issues. If I were extremely wealthy and wanted to push public opinion in a certain direction, I think that hiring internet trolls would be a relatively inexpensive way of reaching the public.

      --
      This and no other is the root from which a tyrant springs; when first he appears as a protector - Plato (423 to 327 BC)
    26. Re:Survey results != Real world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL! I'm normally a non-commenter, but the post and your response are classics.

    27. Re:Survey results != Real world by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Clearly, no one in the history of survey design has ever considered the idea of an unreliable respondent until you came along.

      I am not claiming to have a novel point of view about what survey design should consider.

      My argument is that regardless of how the survey is designed: people whom a majority of the internet community population would identify as trolls are likely to almost always lie on the survey in some manner and fail to be identified as a troll.

      Meanwhile, their custom surveys are likely to flag people as trolls whom would not ordinarily be considered trolls.

      EXAMPLE: for their 'GAIT' survey: "I have sent people to shock websites for the lulz."; "I enjoy griefing other players in multiplayer games."

      The questions betray a narrow view of what constitutes a troll and what doesn't constitute one.

      I'm not sure I would view a player in a competitive multi-player game slaying or sabotaging competitors as acts on the same level as trolling.

    28. Re:Survey results != Real world by Mystiq · · Score: 1

      You're id is lower than mine, Teun. Get teh fuck off my lawn. This is my house.

    29. Re:Survey results != Real world by Mystiq · · Score: 1

      I would argue that the first troll in the world didn't know what they were doing. The behavior probably evolved as a form of blowing off steam, people who can't keep tangents to themselves or someone who is just stupid and doesn't know how to argue a point and just spouts nonsense in return. Ever since it was given a name and definition, it's certainly become a lot more deliberate.

    30. Re:Survey results != Real world by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      In other words, more social "science" horseshit.
      It's amazing that people get paid to do this.

    31. Re:Survey results != Real world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe mildly sadistic, but with empathy. My trolling joy is along the lines of putting a rubber snake or plastic spider in my sister's bed. It's only fun when she finally realizes it's not real and feels silly. A true sadist would rather she never found out it was fake, possibly by hiding the evidence to let her think it's still lurking somewhere.

      I'd only do that to someone I REALLY despised and felt was deserving of torturous punishment.

    32. Re:Survey results != Real world by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, you make someone angry when you PK them WoW or whatever, but they need to get over that anyway. That's different than feeling pleasure because someone is suffering.

      No, no it isn't. The fact that it's a trivial amount of suffering doesn't change the bare facts of the situation.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    33. Re:Survey results != Real world by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      The fact that it's suffering that doesn't matter; the fact that if you are suffering painfully from that, you need to grow up, that does change the facts of the situation.

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    34. Re: Survey results != Real world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Such as yourself. The only reason you posted your rebuttal to his reply is that you were mentally/emotionally suffering in allowing his comment to stand un-rebutted, otherwise why would you bother? Your stance about having to grow up is also very subjective, you have a specific situation in mind that cannot apply across the board.

    35. Re:Survey results != Real world by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Trolling is in the eye of the beholder.

      On one particular forum site, discourse is usually polite if fairly shallow. However anyone who disagrees with the forum owners' radical groupthink is dogpiled, labeled a troll, and banned, no matter how polite they were.

      The same opinions expressed on various other sites result only in lively discourse, not arguments nor being banned as trolls.

      --
      ~REZ~ #43301. Who'd fake being me anyway?
    36. Re:Survey results != Real world by romons · · Score: 1

      The really shocking thing is that nearly 10% of the respondents who comment self-identified as trolls. If your facts are accurate, that would mean that perhaps twice that many are trolls. So, 20%? Hardly seems possible that any discourse could go on with that percentage of people who are committed to hurting others.

      On the other hand, everybody has a mean streak. Some hide it better than others. If everybody who has noticed that at one time or another they have been very mean to someone online responds in the positive, well, that might explain the numbers. Otherwise, I don't buy it.

      --
      Go to Heaven for the climate, Hell for the company -- Mark Twain
    37. Re:Survey results != Real world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a meta-troll.

    38. Re:Survey results != Real world by mysidia · · Score: 1

      The really shocking thing is that nearly 10% of the respondents who comment self-identified as trolls. If your facts are accurate, that would mean that perhaps twice that many are trolls. So, 20%?

      It doesn't follow..... there is another problem. It is not clear that the survey population is an example of a representative sample of the general population. In fact.... it seems their sample population / survey respondents may have been skewed towards higher participation by college-aged students.

      Non-trolls identifying themselves as potential people who are trolls in the survey.

      I.E. People who were lying, or mislead, causing them to answer the survey stating that they were trolls.

      Also; it is not clear that people self-identifying as trolls are hard-core trolls, OR that they are acting as a troll 100% of the time.

      100% of the survey respondents could have said there were trolls, AND their survey would still have said nothing about what percentage of the participants in your average slashdot discussion are posts by trolls, or what percentage of the comments are likely to be trollish comments.

  7. Sadists are misunderstood by phantomfive · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sadists are a misunderstood and marginalized segment of society. Can you imagine growing up as a sadist? How would you tell your parents? They would say, "oh, you're just trying to be mean." They don't understand that this is how you were born. They would say, "oh, you just need to be with a girl, get married, and she will soften you more." It is unacceptable to force sadists into the narrow confines of society's expectations. It is time for sadists and trolls everywhere to come out of the closet and stand for who they are.

    --
    "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    1. Re:Sadists are misunderstood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh, not bad. Keep 'em coming.

    2. Re:Sadists are misunderstood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You must be new here.

    3. Re:Sadists are misunderstood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being an asshole isn't a lifestyle choice it's deep part of who I am! Sadist's liberation baby!

    4. Re:Sadists are misunderstood by DiamondGeezer · · Score: 3, Funny

      Its time to give sadists a fair crack of the whip!

      --
      Tubby or not tubby. Fat is the question
    5. Re:Sadists are misunderstood by Ardyvee · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'd give you a cookie, except I'm not sure you deserve it.

      Can you please calibrate my sarcasm detector?

      --
      I don't care if I'm wrong. I only care about everyone obtaining something from the discussion.
    6. Re:Sadists are misunderstood by phantomfive · · Score: 2, Funny

      Can you please calibrate my sarcasm detector?

      Are you asking whether you've been trolled or not?

      --
      "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
    7. Re:Sadists are misunderstood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shut up, faggot.

    8. Re:Sadists are misunderstood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Homosexuality != masochism
      Also, fuck beta

    9. Re:Sadists are misunderstood by Ardyvee · · Score: 1

      Here, have your cookie. You deserve it.

      --
      I don't care if I'm wrong. I only care about everyone obtaining something from the discussion.
    10. Re:Sadists are misunderstood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One man's troll is another man's dominatrix.

    11. Re:Sadists are misunderstood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its time to give sadists a fair crack at the whip!

      fixed that for you

    12. Re:Sadists are misunderstood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see what you did there...

    13. Re:Sadists are misunderstood by PPH · · Score: 1

      Without sadists, masochists would live unfulfilled lives.

      --
      Have gnu, will travel.
    14. Re:Sadists are misunderstood by The_Noid · · Score: 1

      Can you imagine growing up as a sadist? How would you tell your parents? They would say, "oh, you're just trying to be mean."

      And they would be right!

  8. Another click-bait troll post by oldhack · · Score: 2

    Trolling with a "story" about trolling. It's troll all the way down here.

    --
    Fuck systemd. Fuck Redhat. Fuck Soylent, too. Wait, scratch the last one.
    1. Re:Another click-bait troll post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Besides, this "psychology" is a pseudoscience anyway, and the history of its applications is a history of failure that has resulted in the misery and demise of many hundreds of thousands. Time to consider whether we need this kind of crap in the 21st. century.

      Especially since it coupled with a pharmacological industry, which is always there to provide something new and expensive shit for some shaman with a degree in "psychology" to ruin your health with.

  9. Authenticate commentors with some physical media. by mrmeval · · Score: 1

    Like a letter and a phone call. They send you a self addressed stamped envelope. You send one half of the code via mail and call them with the other half.
    Accounts deactivate at a regular interval and need a reactivation code gets mailed. I'm sure someone can game this but it slows them down.

    --
    I'd go on a Vegan diet but the delivery time from Vega is too long. --brownkitty
  10. Those guys at Microsoft make great software by Billly+Gates · · Score: 2, Funny

    In regards to the article I hate to say

    Boy, those guys at Microsoft sure know how to make great software. The fact is no other browser at work displays content right like IE 6. It is the best browser! Infact, the W3C is implementing things IE 6 had for years like rich text controls and displaying the box model ... the RIGHT WAY!

    Also I have to tell you McAffee and Norton are soo great and a real pleasure to use for the best OS in the world. Nothing makes me all in the mood when I have to see the pleasure of seeing a scan pop up during a lovely reboot but these wonderful products.

    In addition, FSF are a bunch of radical socialists from the Obama administration out to destroy your freedom. Just look at GCC and how RMS's radical views on commercial software made sure these tools can never be included in another program like kdevelop or Netbeans. I actually do not write software but think I know everything and like to chat crap from other people so I can laugh at all the responses HAHAH.

    This is why only BSD is the only true license etc and only vi should be used to read any licensing terms. Anyone who disagree's is an idiot, socialist, Obama voter, and needs to have lots of replies here and go waaay offtopic.

    Sincerely,

    Patrick Bateman.

    1. Re:Those guys at Microsoft make great software by QilessQi · · Score: 1

      Try harder. :-)

    2. Re:Those guys at Microsoft make great software by ComputersKai · · Score: 1
      This would be a masterpiece of sarcasm...

      Or some kind of techno-luddite who still believes that IE 6 is "ahead"

    3. Re:Those guys at Microsoft make great software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Treyyy,

      1998 wants its sarcastic /. post back

    4. Re:Those guys at Microsoft make great software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Herp derp.

    5. Re:Those guys at Microsoft make great software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That personality list match with the people that are high up in the corporate ladder. So may be we should kiss up to the trolls as they might be our future bosses etc.

    6. Re:Those guys at Microsoft make great software by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try harder. :-)

      Yeah, he didn't even mention Apple. That's obligatory these days.

  11. Yeah, grammar! by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 2

    The study comes as websites are increasingly weighing steps to rein in trollish behavior

    I'm just impressed that the summary correctly spelled "to rein in."

    Signed,
    A Grammar Troll. :)

    1. Re:Yeah, grammar! by Richy_T · · Score: 1

      I believe that would make you a grammar Nazi, not troll.

    2. Re:Yeah, grammar! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A grammar Nazi would break his g, not just be happy when it wisely chooses to stay out of his "rein".

  12. And in other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Duh

  13. New Study! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Reads better this way,

    Psychologists Are Narcissistic, Psychopathic, and Sadistic

    People who engage in Psychology are characterized by personality traits that fall in the so-called Dark Tetrad: Machiavellianism (willingness to manipulate and deceive others), narcissism (egotism and self-obsession), psychopathy (the lack of remorse and empathy), and sadism (pleasure in the suffering of others). In the study, Psychologists were identified in a variety of ways. One was by simply asking survey participants what they 'enjoyed doing most' when on online comment sites, offering five options: 'debating issues that are important to you,' 'chatting with others,' 'making new friends,' 'Psychoanalyzing others,' and 'other.' The study recruited participants from Amazon's Mechanical Turk website and two measures of sadistic personality were administered (PDF): the Short Sadistic Impulse Scale and the Varieties of Sadistic Tendencies Scale. Only 5.6 percent of survey respondents actually specified that they enjoyed 'Psychology' By contrast, 41.3 percent of Internet users were 'non-commenters,' meaning they didn't like engaging online at all. So trolls are, as has often been suspected, a minority of online commenters, and an even smaller minority of overall Internet users. Overall, the authors found that the relationship between sadism and Psychology was the strongest, and that indeed, sadists appear to psychoanalyze because they find it pleasurable. 'Both Psychologists and sadists feel sadistic glee at the distress of others. Sadists just want to have fun ... and the Internet is their playground!' The study comes as websites are increasingly weighing steps to rein in Psychology behavior but the study authors aren't sure that fix is a realistic one. 'Because the behaviors are intrinsically motivating for sadists, comment moderators will likely have a difficult time curbing Psychologists with punishments (e.g., banning users),' says Buckels. 'Ultimately, the allure of Psychology may be too strong for sadists, who presumably have limited opportunities to express their sadistic interests in a socially-desirable manner.' Perhaps posting rights should only be unlocked if you pass a test."

    1. Re:New Study! by tragedy · · Score: 4, Funny

      The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't. Not without your help. But you're not helping.

    2. Re:New Study! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What do you mean I'm not helping?

    3. Re:New Study! by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 2

      I'd like another helping of the turtle stew, please.

    4. Re:New Study! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait...what about only the good things that come into my head about...my mother?

  14. Mechanical Turk as a survey pool? by Animats · · Score: 2

    I'm a bit bothered by the use of Amazon's Mechanical Turk as a source of survey participants. That's by its nature a group of people with lots of free time and few marketable skills. That's a likely place to find trolls.

    Slashdot's moderation system seem to do a good job of preventing trolling. I just hope the Dice management doesn't break it, in search of higher "social engagement" or something.

    1. Re:Mechanical Turk as a survey pool? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not even wrong. Mechanical Turk is 99% India and Phillipines residents using VPNs. The participants lie to make money and their main skill is lying in such a manner as not to damage their MT reputation.

      Anyone who's made the mistake of trying to buy work from MT knows the deal. It's nearly useless unless you're willing to put in a shitload of time and effort developing systems to screen out the liars.

    2. Re:Mechanical Turk as a survey pool? by DiamondGeezer · · Score: 1

      Can I ask you what thoughts you have about the Beta?

      --
      Tubby or not tubby. Fat is the question
    3. Re:Mechanical Turk as a survey pool? by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

      That's a likely place to find trolls.

      So it's quite a good place to go when you want to find trolls then.

      Slashdot's moderation system seem to do a good job of preventing trolling.

      Hardly! It just masks the most obvious efforts at -1, where people that stuff can still see it. It doesn't prevent trolls at all.

    4. Re:Mechanical Turk as a survey pool? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slashmoderation works because of the community. Implement the same system on youtube and you'll get nothing but +5 insightful "justin beiber sucks dcik".

    5. Re:Mechanical Turk as a survey pool? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My thoughts about the matter can be expressed in two words of four letters each.

    6. Re:Mechanical Turk as a survey pool? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Best ever?

  15. Trolls can serve a purpose too. by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

    Sometimes, some people just deserve trolling.

    1. Re:Trolls can serve a purpose too. by jones_supa · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I've been thinking about that sometimes. A healthy discussion kind of needs a smidge of trolling.

  16. Psychologists don't have a medical degree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're wannabe psychiatrists, which itself is sad because psychiatry is vestigial snake oil salesmanship and not legitimate science (DSM entries are voted on, not determined through the scientific method).

    On a side note, this beta is pretty k-rad elite. I'm lovin' it!

    1. Re:Psychologists don't have a medical degree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Psychology is most certainly a legitimate science.

      It was first pioneered by William Gilbert and later refined by James Watt. Most of what we consider "modern psychology" was later developed by two great American scientists. Without the work and body of Enrico Fermi and Guglielmo Marconi we would have no foundation for todays efforts.

    2. Re:Psychologists don't have a medical degree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And just so you don't think it was only developed in the west, don't forget significant and independent contributions from those such as Sakurai and Landau and Liftshitz.

    3. Re:Psychologists don't have a medical degree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whitman, Price, and Haddad provided a bit of non-western perspective as well. (Maui)

    4. Re:Psychologists don't have a medical degree by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, but while it is possible for psychology to be scientific, it, most of the time, isn't. The studies are usually based on extremely subjective criteria; we don't even have a full understanding of the mind; and individual studies are rarely replicated to see if they hold true. Compared to say, physics, psychology is basically pseudoscience.

  17. I'd rather by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'd rather be out spending money but Obama took care of that. None left. No jobs. No prospects. Unemployment, then disability like the rest.

    Thanks, Obama.

    So now I just troll.

    1. Re:I'd rather by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, it's not only roses and sunshine here in Europe either.

  18. Well, that's like your opinion, man. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trolling is as legitimate as any other protected speech.

    Bring back dueling, problem solved.

  19. what is your point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    Machiavellianism
    narcissism
    psychopathy
    sadism

    Hillary is now a Democrat.

  20. What's with the Mechanical Turk-based "research"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are stories based on $5/5000 participant Mechanical Turk tasks appearing on Slashdot with regularity now?

    Mechanical Turk is gamed like crazy, and the remaining participants aren't going to give careful consideration to the research material in exchange for a nickel.

    How about a story on these researchers' methodology? I'd be interested in reading about that, because I'm confident it's full of holes.

  21. Is that all? by MobSwatter · · Score: 1

    Bares significant resemblance to actions by NSA appointed PR brigade. So is it a problem of members of the brigade or is it a management problem? I'm leaning towards management... They forgot vile...

  22. Libertarians by mozumder · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The tea-party libertarians don't exactly refute the narcissistic, psychopathic, sadistic stereotype.

    Just this week, Republican tea-party libertarian precious snowflake Senator Ted Cruz single-handedly almost caused the US to default on its debt:
    http://www.washingtonpost.com/...

    An action like that would have caused great harm to many Americans, whom he has no empathy for.

    That's exactly narcissistic, psychopathic, and sadistic.

    Really libertarians, if you don't want to be considered narcissistic, psychopathic, and sadistic, you'll have to behave in socialized ways that would show empathy towards your fellow citizens. That means it will cost you. You will have to pay a personal price to maintain socialization, since socialization is a personal expense.

    In political structured form, we call this "taxes".

    This is why we statists call you libertarians "precious snowflakes", because your narcissism, psychopathy, and sadism causes you to desocialize and make the mistaken assumption that society values you. The rest of society, the people with power over you, hardly cares about people that do not show empathy towards others, since people are territorial, and we have no interest in allowing you to live in our territory for free.

    You have to pay those in power to live. Life isn't free, and it isn't about you.

    Decide how you will pay us statist to allow you to live in our state.

    1. Re:Libertarians by epyT-R · · Score: 0

      I fail to see how prattling on about equality and diversity while twisting the meanings of the words to favor some at the expense of others isn't about as antisocial as one can get. Apparently, these special little snowflakes (and their wannabe mini tyrants like you) love deciding what qualifies as diverse and what 'must' be equal, and then using those twisted newspeak interpretations to pass law that encourages their defined castes to stay fragmented and distrustful of each other. Anything to maintain that voting block eh? Taking large chunks of people's livelihoods for themselves under the guise of 'The Greater Good', while indenturing them into slavery with irresponsible borrowing on their behalf is certainly the largest act of greed and arrogance possible. These behaviors are certainly acts of solipsistic, possibly histrionic nacissism, and a great, almost royal sense of entitlement.

      Look in the mirror, comrade.

    2. Re:Libertarians by Richy_T · · Score: 0

      Obvious troll is obvious.

    3. Re:Libertarians by fyngyrz · · Score: 0

      government that allows them to be rich by taxing them more and then lets them out of it by creating a myriad of loopholes only they can afford to take advantage of

      Fixed that for ya. No, no need to thank me, it's ok.

      --
      I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.
    4. Re: Libertarians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spot on. Thank you for sharing this.

    5. Re:Libertarians by epyT-R · · Score: 1

      I never said they existed solely because of tyranny. I said that the left in the US reenforces it. Angry, unhappy people make reliable voters.

      You speak of education, yet the welfare state that system's a part of creates whole castes of cultural subservience, ignorance, and dependence, by feeding them the half truths you list. Your other social programs drive women from men, whites from non-whites and vice versa. You've destroyed family structure and sent modern youth into degenerate listlessness. Just look at the ghettos in any major city. They're a feral mess. How about detroit? The left spent the last half century running that place into the ground. As someone who went through this state funded 'education' system at one of the supposedly better schools, I can tell you that very very little of it was about learning to think, and a lot of it was about indoctrination of certain political values, rote memorization of certain 'facts', and a whole hell of a lot of obedience training. Meanwhile, these hypocrites are busy fighting the neocons' push to get the bible babble back in school. It's obvious both parties are using the system to push their bullshit and want to continue doing so. It's a contaminated shitpile that's got to go. Throwing more money at it will not solve these problems. It'll just make them bigger.

      Wanting civil rights and liberties returned is NOT precious snowflake syndrome. Thinking they're entitled to 'redistribute' other people's resources, because of the attributes they claim shouldn't matter, definitely is. Which group does this, again? It's not just the rich who lose out. The poor do too. For the latter, every dollar counts a lot more, and inflation hurts them the most. What is causing most of the inflation? Out of control borrowing by the left. It's the state that chose to sic us into this debt/fiat currency system in the first place, not the business owner who, otherwise, works to put food on his table and a roof over his head. Your lovely system borrows in the name of the taxpayers, and then spends it on self-serving bullshit that does very little, but does it with great fanfare and blustering nonsense. Fuck you, and fuck the bankers your kind slept with. At the top of the pyramid there are no socialists, capitalists, or fascists, only tyrants.

    6. Re:Libertarians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      YHJBT. (You Have Just Been Trolled).

      See TFS.

  23. No shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No shit, that explains it all

  24. Re:What's with the Mechanical Turk-based "research by Trepidity · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Pretty much all these quantitative sociology studies turn out to be questionable. Between populations of convenience and these hokey numerical personality tests, the results don't inspire that much confidence.

    Even though in my day job I do statistics, when it comes to social science I often find qualitative anthropology/ethnography-style research, where researchers actually get out there in communities, try to understand them, and talk to people, quite a bit more informative. Especially for preliminary understanding where it's not often even clear what a phenomenon's broad characteristics are, and therefore difficult to design an intelligent quantitative study with useful metrics.

    Alas, this kind of stuff gets more citations and press, because sampling 5000 people and rating them on a 0.0 to 10.0 personality scale using a questionnaire seems superficially more scientific... 'cause it's got numbers.

  25. It's what I always thought by Alejux · · Score: 1

    For a long time I wondered what led people to leave gratuitously mean comments on Internet forums and bait people into getting into arguments for the fun of it. I always imagined that the Internet, due to it's protection of anonymity, just brought out all the negative aspects personalities (described in the article) that on regular social occasions they would never have the courage to display. The sad thing is, how big the number people like that is.

  26. Well, derp, then... by djupedal · · Score: 1

    A study on trolling asked if you troll and if you said yes... Wouldn't a simple yes/no question have been easier.

  27. In other news.. by daitengu · · Score: 0

    Water is wet, the earth is round and the Pope is Catholic.

    1. Re:In other news.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Earth isn't 'round', it's spherical.

    2. Re:In other news.. by shentino · · Score: 1

      It's more like an oblate spheroid because it spins.

      Hand in your geek card.

  28. Amazon Turks? by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

    I think we need to go back to the beginning with this "study" and show why anyone slaving as an Amazon Turk would be representative of the larger population (of somewhere).

  29. Most people thinks it all about them, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Like this damn coffee shop I just came in to, Idiots blocking my way stuffing their face with cookies and cheap coffee.

  30. Or maybe by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's just fun?

  31. Re:What's with the Mechanical Turk-based "research by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Even though I think anthropology and sociology are valuable academic disciplines I don't trust the qualitative research very much either mainly because it is not reproducible or verifiable. Two examples I can think of are Sudir Vankatesh. some bogus sociology hustler who didn't feel like going in to the ghetto and having thugs fill out questionaires instead made up a fantastic story about "gang leader for a day" which to anyone familiar with real inner city life can tell is super fake, but the bourgeois professors had no clue and no one can ever verify his wild stories since he said he changed the names to protect their identities since they were all drug dealers. Another case is with David Geraeber who went to Madagascar and did research with stateless tribes there, well what do ya know? his research results all seemed to coincide with his anti-state anarchist ideology. then if anyone goes back there to find the obscure tribes he worked with and it's not what he said he can just say "well, the introduction of technology changed them forever" so his bullshit can never be refuted. Also worth noting Vankatesh got busted embezzling funds from his research group at Columbia in recent years so you can see he has no ethics.

  32. Re:so are republicans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little âoecleverâ comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

  33. ask the ordinary citizen /. reader by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we cannot tell the sparsely littered forest from the junk http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=pr+firm+internet+trolls

  34. Stupid people in in a car crash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Should just have stayed in their driveway to die, I on my way to a Movie, but my GF is laughing at them, I'm about ready to push her out,

  35. Too cynical by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    In my experience the situation does not seem to be quite so dark. I think a lot of "trollers" just want to be heard and are not actually capable of thinking clearly. So they bicker and compete. They're pleased and proud just to hold and profess an opinion. Only the nastiest are actually anti-social.

    It's also worth noting that commenting in general is a cynical ploy to increase pageviews by giving people a way to imagine that they're taking part: "Go to OurTVStation.com and tell us what you think!" There's no follow-up or discussion at OurTVStation.com. It's just a dump for peoples' vain attempt to matter to others.

  36. Posting rights only unlocked if passing test? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Perhaps posting rights should only be unlocked if you pass a test.

    But who is going to make "posting" work when you force all serious programmers offline?

    You need sadists not willing to overlook any off-by-one errors by their computer subs. It's run time for computers.

  37. And? by no-body · · Score: 0

    Those characters: "Narcissistic, Psychopathic, and Sadistic" are on the highest positions which is a well known fact. Does this knowledge change anything or has it in past?

  38. Re:Authenticate commentors with some physical medi by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

    However you are unlikely to get enough commenters on a site to achieve a functioning community.

  39. Sadists must love /. beta then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Never going to give you up....
    Never going to let you down....

  40. What's the point? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This sounds like most people... the rest are just tools.

    1. Re:What's the point? by folderol · · Score: 1

      I thought they were talking about politicians at first ... all of them.

  41. I do it for the lulz by xbytor · · Score: 0

    I am a self-admitted troll but I do it for the lulz, never maliciously. There are different kinds of trolls and this study does not differentiate between them, unfortunately.

    1. Re:I do it for the lulz by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      I am a self-admitted troll but I do it for the lulz, never maliciously.

      Read it again, it clearly includes people who have no empathy.

      --
      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
    2. Re:I do it for the lulz by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would you care to explain what the difference is? I can't think of one off the top of my head.

    3. Re:I do it for the lulz by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Would you care to explain what the difference is? I can't think of one off the top of my head.

      If you're trolling to raise blood pressure, you're a big fucking asshole. But if you're just trolling to make people say "...buh?" then meh, you're just a big fucking weirdo. The world doesn't need any more assholes in, they are legion. I'm divided on the value of weirding the mundanes. If you can do it without making them angry, they just might think.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  42. Management by pubwvj · · Score: 1

    Perhaps having sadistic psychopathic narcissists trolling is the best solution to dealing with their illness. At least that way they're not torturing kittens and preening in front of mirrors while plotting to over throw the world. It might turn out that the Internet discussion forums are the best cure for this disease.

  43. Re:so are republicans... by r1348 · · Score: 1

    +1 genius

  44. Posting Name is Significant by Yahooti · · Score: 2

    You'll also note that most of them post as "Anonymous Coward". People with a name, even one without much going for it, usually at least try to be reasonable.

  45. Re:Authenticate commentors with some physical medi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As opposed to this 'functioning' community?

  46. Re:What's with the Mechanical Turk-based "research by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 1

    Alas, this kind of stuff gets more citations and press, because sampling 5000 people and rating them on a 0.0 to 10.0 personality scale using a questionnaire seems superficially more scientific... 'cause it's got numbers.

    This.

    Oh, and bonus points if it has meaningless graphs with misleading axes or arbitrary bins/categories.

  47. Trolls trolling... researchers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it not inconceivable that those who would self-report as trolls might just be inclined to troll the tests by giving deliberately extreme answers and responses?

  48. Re:Authenticate commentors with some physical medi by phantomfive · · Score: 3, Funny

    Furthermore, I would suggest the only ones motivated enough to go through all that effort to post would be trolls, psychopaths and sadists.

    --
    "First they came for the slanderers and i said nothing."
  49. Classiciations by blackpaw · · Score: 0

    Trouble is, way to many people classify trolls as "People who disagree with me".

    This is particularly prevalent on feminist boards.

    1. Re:Classiciations by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      Classifying somebody as a 'troll' is a way of dismissing them without taking anything they say seriously. It's a safe way to ignore people who have an opinion that it would be dangerous to think about.

      Historically, in the USSR, political dissidents were treated as insane people. Many people were 'committed' and put in sanitariums or gulags because they were opponents of the Communists. It isn't much different, except for degree, from how people are branded 'trolls' online.

      Yes, there are actual 'trolls' out there. For instance, every comment thread on most political websites has a few people posting extreme views just to discredit the website, i.e. people posting as racist/nazis. Said people probably then head back to their 'progressive' forums feeling satisfied that they've done some 'good work' for the cause.

    2. Re:Classiciations by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      This is particularly prevalent on feminist boards.

      I don't think there's enough feminists here for that troll to work, let alone women.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    3. Re:Classiciations by blackpaw · · Score: 1

      I was quite serious. Ideologues of all stripes tend to categorise disagreement as trolling.

  50. Simply name-calling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a hatchet job to discredit all of the hard working trolls out there written by a bully with a foredrawn conclusion! I demand a recount.

  51. Re:Authenticate commentors with some physical medi by radarskiy · · Score: 1

    That only eliminates lazy trolls.

  52. Psychology is not a science, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    can someone explain me what was the point of this article?

  53. Re:We get it. You win. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +5 awesome

  54. Re:so are republicans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Crazy alpha male with the flag stuck up his butt with anger management problems gets trolled hard in less than 10 words. LOL

  55. Re:Happy Saturday from The Golden Girls! by similar_name · · Score: 3, Funny

    For once, this may actually be on topic. Still a troll, but not off topic.

  56. Internet Trolls == Politicians ? by burni2 · · Score: 1

    I knew it ! ;)

  57. Re:so are republicans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Can we also add psychologists or would that be too much to ask?

  58. Re:so are republicans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am trained in gorilla warfare

    And don't you sound like a right knuckle-walker too.

  59. Re:so are republicans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You seem somewhat confused about who got trolled.

    (It was you.)

  60. Trolls respond. by Fuzzums · · Score: 1

    And psychologists don't know Jack ship about people on the internet. Either.

    --
    Privacy is terrorism.
  61. Translation... by hackus · · Score: 1

    Anything you don't like makes me a Troll, so lets label someone to make them evil.

    I have an alternative viewpoint: People who hit the troll button have their head up their arse.

    No test required.

    -Hack

    --
    Got Geometrodynamics? Awe, too hard to figure out? Too bad.
  62. What exactly is the definition of trolling? by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 1

    Is posting a comment virulently defending an unpopular fringe point of view a troll? Doesn't it depend on whether the person posting it actually believes it or not? An active evangelical might make such posts thinking that they're helping people to be saved. How do you tell if such a post is really trolling or simply someone gullible enough to fall for bizarre arguments and think it's in your best interests to buy into them too?

    1. Re:What exactly is the definition of trolling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you tell if such a post is really trolling or simply someone gullible enough to fall for bizarre arguments and think it's in your best interests to buy into them too?

      Generally, you don't. Sometimes it's obvious, but most often it's not. Either way, if someone is being disruptive, it doesn't matter why.

    2. Re:What exactly is the definition of trolling? by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Good point. In many ways a troll is someone impersonating an aggressive moron, however the motivation of the moron and troll are in direct opposition. The motivation of the troll is the anti-social bit that people object to the most, the motivation of the moron is the anti-logic bit that people laugh at the most.

      --
      And did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a lead role in a cage? - Pink Floyd.
  63. Machiavelli by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Killuminati RIP

    welcome to death row

  64. Does anyone remember these cartoons? by sandbagger · · Score: 1

    http://www.flamewarriorsguide....

    These cartoons summarize the on-line world rather nicely. (My favourite is Bliss Ninny)

    --
    ---- The above post was generated by the Turing Institute. Maybe.
  65. Complimentary then by davebarnes · · Score: 1

    "Machiavellianism ... others)."
    I will take that as a compliment.

    --
    Dave Barnes 9 breweries within walking distance of my house
  66. Re:so are republicans... by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

    If you only walk on your right knuckle, you just spin in place. Same as with the left knuckle, of course, for anybody who wants to read too much into it.

  67. Re:so are republicans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1
  68. Ministry Of Information Requires Licensed Speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..as "Free Speech" would be Trolling.

    Go to the fucking hell, you little supporters of Torture, Kleptography, War Industry and Monopolism. Yeah, and FUCK YOU APARTHEID APOLOGISTS.

    Signed

    Sesaon D. Troll

  69. Easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Person who will call out the corruption of Money And Elite. In other words, users of "Free Speech Concept".

    Captcha: Pagans. So that's the opposite of "corruption posing as church" ?

  70. Trolls Are Narcissistic, Psychopathic, & Sadis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Uhm.

    Thanks?

  71. Re:so are republicans... by AlphaWolf_HK · · Score: 1

    My posts must look like this because I get downmodded as "troll" all the time on slashdot.

    --
    Careful with names containing L slashdot.org/~AiphaWolf_HK slashdot.org/~AlphaWoif_HK slashdot.org/~AiphaWoif_HK
  72. Re:so are republicans... by Luckyo · · Score: 1

    Applicable moderation:

    +1 informative
    +1 funny
    +1 troll

  73. Not so fast ! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am from the KGB and we have posioned all your precious bodily fluids !!!!

    And your toothpaste, sucker. Our flourine keeps you from joining NSA and working for us.

  74. What does the word "troll" mean, anyway? by shiftless · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seems like any time I comment on a discussion and have the nerve to express an opinion that is contrary to the prevailing groupthink, there's always some douchebag who calls me a troll. And here I was thinking that a "troll" is somebody who says things in a carefully crafted manner specifically designed to piss people off. Nowadays it means "anyone who says anything my huge overblown ego doesn't want to hear."

    1. Re:What does the word "troll" mean, anyway? by fyngyrz · · Score: 0

      All Slashdot moderation is of the form Agree / Disagree. All of it. With that UID, you should know that by now.

      Browse at -1; it's the only way to completely bypass the broken moderation system.

      --
      I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.
    2. Re:What does the word "troll" mean, anyway? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All Slashdot moderation is of the form Agree / Disagree.

      That's because it is the only way any moderation can work. All moderation anywhere, online or off, is a form of agree/disagree.

      You really didn't think about what you wrote before you posted it.

    3. Re:What does the word "troll" mean, anyway? by shentino · · Score: 1

      A troll is ultimately whatever the site administration says it is.

      Because in the end it's their call to make.

    4. Re:What does the word "troll" mean, anyway? by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

      Seems like any time I comment on a discussion and have the nerve to express an opinion that is contrary to the prevailing groupthink, there's always some douchebag who calls me a troll. And here I was thinking that a "troll" is somebody who says things in a carefully crafted manner specifically designed to piss people off. Nowadays it means "anyone who says anything my huge overblown ego doesn't want to hear."

      I don't know if this is an honest question or not, but trolling is just that, a fishing term. Your objective is to catch one, proven bait is religion, and politics; those can really pull them in. Then a troll has their way with them, whatever their objective.

    5. Re:What does the word "troll" mean, anyway? by synaptik · · Score: 2

      Speaking for myself: If you've supported your unpopular or arcane opinion with a well-thought out argument, then I'm likely to mod it 'interesting', at the least. On the other hand, if your argument is nonexistent or so weak that I am left thinking that you don't actually hold that opinion yourself, but are instead posting it to get a reaction out of others... then I go for troll.

      --
      HSJ$$*&#^!#+++ATH0
      NO CARRIER
  75. Re:so are republicans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Very lame. New York has bought both the Red and the Blue pill.

  76. What's really a Troll? I've been named one before by evanh · · Score: 1

    It's a case of finding what you want to find. Not much objective research me thinks.

  77. Very Wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Internet commentors can and do indeed make a political difference. We sometimes even help to throw a wrench into the gear of war industry. We help good people like General Dempsey.

    Israel and war industry wanted war on Persia. We stopped it. By means of telling people facts about Iran, Jews in Iran, the Saudi menace, Jewish Apartheid policies and the like.

    We did succeed. And New York is pissed. So they call us "Trolls".

    You know what, New York ? Your God is with us, not with you warmongers.

  78. 3 types of "troll" by mtthwbrnd · · Score: 2

    1. A genuine troll who adds nothing to the topic.
    2. Anybody who posts negative comments about Israel, no matter how valid their points are.
    3. Anybody who looks at the global temperature graphs and concludes that actually, the temperature has not gone up for almost 2 decades.

    1. Re:3 types of "troll" by Z00L00K · · Score: 1

      4. Anybody that proposes votes on Lemonparty in a political discussion.

      --
      If builders built buildings the way programmers wrote programs, then the first woodpecker would destroy civilization.
    2. Re:3 types of "troll" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And apparently:

      4.mtthwbrnd

      Captcha: "Concern" HA!

  79. This study is invalid.... by SemmiZamunda · · Score: 1

    Because I'm pretty sure they didn't even know what trolling was to begin with...as do most people who are actually bothered or upset by actual "trolling." As someone who is regularly accused of being a "troll" simply for offering an unpopular or controversial viewpoint....there's an absolute TON of people who have no clue what trolling actually is and simply associate the word "Trolling" with ANYTHING they deem to be "negative" behavior....especially contradicting viewpoints.

  80. Re:Whos running the asylum...mmm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That only happens if the teacher loses control of the classroom

  81. Assholes are assholes, study finds. by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    More on this exciting development later.

  82. Trolling the trolls by jbov · · Score: 1

    Breaking news: Psychologists and Slate.com spotlight trolling by trolling Internet trolls. More at 11.

  83. Re:Authenticate commentors with some physical medi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah, the philosophical school of "no users -> no trolls". A somewhat faulty philosophy, yet not without its merits. For example, server costs are not going to be an issue. However, most who subscribe to this school of philosophy eventually transition to the school of "no site -> no trolls".

  84. Yeah, and? by seebs · · Score: 1

    I'm an Internet troll, and I actually do have most of the diagnostic criteria for antisocial personality disorder. But... A long time ago, I realized that being mean to people was not a winning strategy. So I tend towards Kibological trolling; more emphasis on funny, less on mean. I don't want to get people mad or upset, because that's boring. I want to do things that are funny. I want people to laugh when they realize they've been trolled, not get mad. ... Unless, of course, they're the boring kind of Internet trolls, the ones who are so proud of how they're all disengaged and uncaring. Them, I want mad. I want them to realize that being emotionally engaged against your will isn't really all that fun, and I want them to do it in a way that provides entertainment to all the people they've been upsetting. Ideally, I want them to end up laughingstocks so that when they try to make people mad, people just laugh at them for being ineffective.

    This is way more interesting, and way more fun, than spamming chat with stupid racist remarks to try to get a rise out of people. Same instincts, by and large, I just decided to apply them in ways which create situations that are more fun for me and other people instead of less fun.

    So basically, I think their conclusions are sort-of-valid, they're just looking only at one subset of trolling, and not the most interesting one.

    --
    My blog: http://www.seebs.net/log/ --- My iPhone/iPad app: http://www.seebs.net/seebsfrac/
  85. Re:Authenticate commentors with some physical medi by Richy_T · · Score: 2

    Pair that with openid so that you don't have to do this for *every* site and you might be getting somewhere.

  86. the real problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real problem isn't that a small proportion of people are sadistic trolls. This is a problem only because trolling is socially acceptable on much of the internet today. If the great majority of non-trolls could agree on better communication norms and enforce them, trolling would be minimal.

  87. Re:Bingo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is the real reason President Reagan did what he did when he freed the people, to one up the USSR

  88. I wonder what the export's on Dr Drew think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bunch of assholes

  89. With that in mind: by fyngyrz · · Score: 0

    Internet trolls are narcissistic, psychopathic and sadistic

    I was looking in the mirror this morning -- for quite some time -- and although there were people behind me I wanted to hurt, close self-examination revealed no particular difference in feelings re simply hurting them, or hurting them badly. With that in mind:

    Don't click on any links that offer to download the new Justin Bieber tune. They lead to websites that will send the new Justin Bieber tune right into your computer. There's no fixing things after that. Don't claim you weren't warned.

    --
    I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.
  90. Re: so are republicans... by ExFCER · · Score: 1

    This is how it's done.

  91. Trolls by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

    Trolling is trolling - posting something simply to be disruptive and irritate people. It doesn't matter why it's done or if the troll thinks there is some greater point to it.

    Yes. However, there is bad trolling -- interfering with legitimate discourse -- and there is good trolling -- baiting idiots like birthers, creationists, dimwits who think congress is full of stand-up personalities... trolling those people is pure entertainment, yet serves an important social purpose by keeping many of them at a time glued to their keyboards talking about how "Barry" is going to take their guns, etc.

    There's trolling, and there's trolling. The one is despicable, the other a public service.

    Oh, and fuck Beta.

    Troll! :)

    --
    I've fallen off your lawn, and I can't get up.
  92. Going for one sentence by similar_name · · Score: 1, Troll

    Internet trolls are narcissistic, psychopathic and sadistic

    Watch me watching myself dancing to Justin Bieber.

  93. sociopaths by Msdose · · Score: 0

    They're supposed to call them sociopaths now, since they found that all priests, politicians and lawyers fit the pattern of psychopaths. Sociopath is a political term, a code word to the judge to sentence this scientist to a long incarceration.

  94. No one went for the obvious... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Psychologists: Internet Trolls Are Narcissistic, Psychopathic, and Sadistic"
    So I'll say it:

    DUH!

  95. Hell no! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just that? Erin Buckels is a moron that do not seek for the RIGHT trolls! We are more than that, whiner!

  96. Bored people by Z80a · · Score: 1

    I think that most of the trolls may actually be just really bored people, looking for a easy way out of their boredom, and thus they're not even trolls the whole time.

  97. It is too bad about trolls because it makes it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hard to make people believe you say what you mean and mean what you say.
    If it is against the group think.

  98. psychology: neverending feats of stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I guess the psychologists were looking in the mirror. Some of them understood that they were looking in the mirror, while others did not. Beware the ones that were naive.

  99. the opposite of trolling is cooking from scratch by epine · · Score: 1

    If you post about your political beliefs (honestly held)

    In a forum where you're reluctant to post your favourite sexual position (honesty held) why would you regard it as open season to post your political position (honesty held)?

    There's a way to engage with most issues without dragging in this or that ideological apparatus. The same applies to the political sub-genre known as organized religion. Evangelism is the most political act known to man. Religion itself is not necessarily political, but it quickly becomes political where people feel the need to make others aware that these convictions exist.

    Part of the problem is that people fall into the habit of using their worldview as the starting point for every engagement. The same old argument gets a new suit of clothes to suit the occasion. This doesn't take a great deal of cognitive effort.

    It's a lot more cognitive work to write bottom up, starting with the issue first of all, then pointing out, perhaps, where it fits into various frames of reference.

    This is the cognitive effort of actually engagement.

    One of the appeals of grabbing two cans of coloured paint and a flap of cloth and declaring in a loud voice "I am a Springbok" is to put the effort of espousing your worldview on cruise control, while those around you who don't run up equal and opposite colours are left to cook every meal from scratch.

    As Mark Twain once said, never contest your identity in a shouting match with people who source their sesame-seed identity buns from McDonald's: everywhere you go, five minutes later, there's more of the same.

    No, the opposite of trolling is not merely conviction, it's honest conviction plus cooking from scratch.

  100. Re:the opposite of trolling is cooking from scratc by epine · · Score: 1

    In the above post: s/y/ly + s/ly/y.

    Man, what did I eat for lunch? Apparently, some kind of distal neurotoxin. This is a strange betrayal of the old fingers I've rarely experienced.

  101. Serious question by PuckSR · · Score: 1

    Since when did Machiavellianism come to be defined as a "willingness to manipulate others"? The traditional attribute of "The Prince" is that he manipulated other people for a purpose. Doing it simply for entertainment seems to be a far different thing. If I lied to you to get you to take your medicine, that could be Machiavellianism. If I lied to you because I was a huge dick and wanted to fuck with you, that would seem to be "Assholishianism".

    1. Re:Serious question by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      "The Prince" wasn't his only book. It's a cautionary tale. The whole notion of calling something "Machiavellian" is perverted.

      --
      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
  102. This is another study that was obvious by Karmashock · · Score: 1

    I think there was a study not long ago that showed that men like breasts. Not kidding. This troll study appears to be along the same lines.

    Study something we already know the answer to and then find the obvious result.

    Thank you science... *yawn*

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  103. Is Slashdot worth saving? by epine · · Score: 1

    Slashdot NOT worth saving:

    Overall, the authors found that the relationship between sadism and trolling was the strongest, and that indeed, sadists appear to troll because they find it pleasurable.

    Slashdot worth saving:

    Overall, the authors found that the relationship between sadism and avowed trolling was the strongest, and that indeed, sadists appear to troll because they find it pleasurable.

    The former is news for gorms; the later is news for nerds. We can't fix this protesting CSS.

  104. Two U.S. women by pigsycyberbully · · Score: 1

    I know an Irishman, he looked like a typical Irishman white pasty faced hairy with a tiny penis. Anyway he was living with two U.S. women, and he said to me these stupid yanks all think they are psychologists and they are all mentally backward bastards. He said they said to him you don't show your emotions you keep things secret. He said to me he only wanted to screw them not talk to the dumb bitches. In the U.S. he said they've got a syndrome for everything if you move talk walk you have a syndrome stupid people. Amazingly for an Irishman he was right yanks are stupid.

  105. Psychopathy? by PPH · · Score: 1

    What is the justification for labeling the personality trait as psychopathy? Both that ans sociopathy are characterized by a lack of remorse and empathy. The difference being (as I understand it) that psychopaths are considered to be dangerous to themselves and others. I'm not sure raising sh*t storms on various online sites for fun qualifies as 'dangerous'.

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    1. Re:Psychopathy? by phmadore · · Score: 1

      Well, would you consider someone at the coffee shop who jumped into group discussions with bad intentions to be a problem? Some of the arguments that get started, IRL, would lead to physical altercations. I think this is why it's gradually being taken more seriously.

      Myself, I've never thought it could, in any way, be seen as positive to intentionally and willfully waste others' time. I think that sans trolls the number of people who don't want to partake in online conversations would be lower than 41%.

    2. Re:Psychopathy? by PPH · · Score: 1

      Well, would you consider someone at the coffee shop who jumped into group discussions with bad intentions to be a problem?

      Yes. But many trolls are less confrontational in person. Meet them IRL and they don't get in your face. Its the ability to cause trouble on line, without risking physical violence that brings them out of the woodwork. In real life, sociopaths often engage in inappropriate activities like spreading false rumors, cheating and other sorts of harmful behaviors that, by themselves, don't qualify as symptoms of psychopathy (at least not to the lay person).

      Applying the harsher term to the activity of trolling is going to give some pause when applying it to some of its practitioners. In fact, some of their power, either on line or in real life, is derived from the perception that they really aren't harmful people overall.

      Another point: Either trolling on line or listening to gossip IRL requires the cooperation of other members of the group involved. You can easily avoid feeding the trolls or ostracize people who talk trash behind people's back. On the other hand, getting sucked into the troll's game is a mild form of sociopathy by itself. Start labeling a significant fraction of the population as psychopaths and nobody will take the diagnosis seriously.

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    3. Re:Psychopathy? by phmadore · · Score: 1

      Good points all around.

  106. Good. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The US should default, rather than perpetually devaluing their currency.

  107. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 1

    Comment removed based on user account deletion

  108. I think... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...they've been trolled
    #irony

  109. I AM NOT ! by TomRC · · Score: 1

    ...you nazi libertarian communist illiterate whack-job faux liberal neocon conspirators!

  110. YHBT YHL HAND by 91degrees · · Score: 1

    Well, as a narcissist, I get a sadistic pleasure from my Machiavellian trolling. Maybe I am a psychopath.

    I'm sot sure about how useful this sort of test is though. Almost everyone has a sense of schadenfreude. I think most people will deny this publicly. Someone who answers "trolling is important to me" is probably going to spend the rest of the test in a troll mindset, and possible exaggerate their position.

    There's also the question of what a troll is. Posting how the moon is a ridiculous liberal myth, and responding earnestly to idiots who take you seriously is pretty harmless, although that itself could be said to be "Dark Tetrad" stuff.

  111. Re: so are republicans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It was possibly you...

  112. who tries classifies character treats of trolls by allo · · Score: 1

    Hasn't understood online discussions. Everybody can troll, everybody can be a troll, the same posting can be seen as trolling or not trolling by different people, some people try to troll and only ignite a useful discussion. Trolling isn't something you can objectivly define.

    1. Re:who tries classifies character treats of trolls by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can troll to start a usefull discusion. You set us up the straw-man and everyone knocks it down. I dont get the beef wlth trolling.

  113. sadists troll as they find it pleasurable by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

    So they were a sadist, in one case I always thought it went much deeper mentally.

    I won't mention their handle else this reply would be a trophy.

    One user on the Usenet was fairly bright, and was able to hide themselves this while running a website that was never popular but had some very good in depth Windows help. Nobody ever did locate them other than the country they lived, they were that good.

    They did indeed have a problem, being so offensive to everybody all the time just isn't normal. Your aware with Usenet you can't just ban somebody, they are there when they wanted, for as long as they wanted, as close to their heaven as this person could get.

    The newsgroup I frequented was their home base, I just ignored them no matter what was said and all was good on my end; it's the ones that replied that took the brunt of verbal abuse (ah duh), nothing was taboo here. I never did block them, I guess I had a morbid curiosity over the situation.

    Coming into to a newsgroup for the first time and being viciously verbally attacked for no reason - people respond to put themselves in a better light or above this person; it never ended well for them.

    I've seen them make people so mad they swore their lives purpose from that moment on was to find this person and rip portions of their body off (always something painful and slow). They on the other hand I'd never seen threaten or suggest harm to anybody, just verbally abuse.

    This was a bright mentally ill person, (many diagnosis were made) who drew no greater pleasure than making people mad, upset or a real prize was someone who tried to keep up with them, they were the ones in the end willing to swim oceans to find them.

    I've never seen anybody else coming close to this persons trolling, they never lost, always coming out on top of their game; and I watched it go on for some 6 years, and they were very much part of the newsgroup when I first subscribed to it.

    Funny thing I just checked expecting to see them still at it, they quit posting the same month, year I quit posting - I found games and haven't been back. Mayhaps someone caught up with them. Yet their post are normal right up to the end.

    No I didn't read any of the articles, I've seen one of the best in action; there is something mentally wrong with them, reading the meaning for sadist they do/did fit the description very well.
     

  114. What? by mansie · · Score: 1

    I don't understand how anything in this research is in any way accurate.
    In my experience, real trolls, people who torment others for their own gain, are nothing more than bullies, who in turn do what they do, not because they enjoy it, but the effects that come from what they do. So they don't necessarily enjoy belittling someone, but it makes them feel more important by comparison, whereby it would seem the conclusion is that they don't know the parameters and extent of self-confidence and derive their self-worth at the expense of others instead of from themselves.

    Then everything mentioned in the article can be derived from those simple terms. Trolls are not necessarily narcissistic, psychopathic nor sadistic, they're just insecure tw*ts. Isn't that equally probable or indeed much more so?
    Side note, psychologists reaching psychology conclusions and making things a lot more complicated than they need to be, seems just an inherently human property as a means to reinforce their own beliefs and feel more important/complex as opposed to simple, not entirely unlike trolls.

    All this would then mean trolls are important in that they help expose our insecurities, challenge us and would help us grow if we took that opportunity and that they're just a part of "growing up", relating constructively to opposition etc.

    But what do I know? I'm just trying to understand this weird and wonderful world of ours and relate to it in an increasingly constructive manner.

  115. Very simple: charge their credit cards. by EWAdams · · Score: 1

    Require a credit card to use a forum. Have the moderators charge it one dollar for the first instance of trolling, and double it for each additional instance. To stop a sadist, simply reflect the pain back to them.

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    1. Re:Very simple: charge their credit cards. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's a slippery slope... don't know how it happened, all those troll mods...but it makes for good cash flow.

  116. So I'm a troll, I guess? by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    Definitions like this seem so black and white, not to mention terribly convenient because so much of how one defines "troll" (hereafter referred to as tro-x, to avoid the lameness filter) depends on where one stands.

    I admit, I like arguing. Is that "being a tro-x" in our social-conformist society? This isn't just an internet thing; the friends that have known me the longest will probably say it's been forever; in fact, it's probably why we're friends - I love debating any subject from politics to religion to the power structures in the Holy Roman Empire. I good argument on anything is satisfying, and rewards broad knowledge, quick wits, and a healthy understanding of human psychology. (I don't use ad hominems because their a pointless waste of breath, not because social conventions require their avoidance; against someone reasonably intelligent, the use of an ad hominem is a signal that you're losing, you don't have any better thing to say. Might as well tip your king over right then and save your self-respect.)

    Further, I enjoy attacking sacred cows. Unexamined beliefs that people hold sacrosanct for NO logical reason are practically my metier, although I admit that sometimes I weary of it as - with any zealot, political, religious, cultural, politically-correct - I deep-down know I'm not changing anyone's mind anyway. That's not right, actually: I *may* be changing someone's mind, it's just not my arguing partner but instead some 3rd party observing the debate who may be unresolved and find something in what I say that makes sense. So I'm not so much arguing against the person I'm talking to, as using them to posture for the (vague hand-waving) audience. Getting my opponent really wound up is part of the tactic - nobody argues rationally when they're enraged. It makes it easier to debunk them (and their points) as credible. As much as "tu quoque" is a logical fallacy and doesn't prove anything, it does seriously damage a person's credibility to have their naked hypocrisy exposed.
    Does that make me a "tro-x" in common parlance? I suspect to many people it would.

    Finally, declarations of "tro-xish" behavior have so very much to do with whether you agree with the point being made or not. I'll give you an example of what many reading will (I suspect) say is a tro-xish question: "As I understand it, 5.6% of survey respondents admit to being trolls, and this is considered a 'deviant' thing, signifying serious core personality disorders (like narcissism, sadism, and psychopathy). Curiously, many surveys show that the actual population of homosexuals is also around 6%, and yet our culture seems to be insisting that they are just an 'alternative normal'. How is that logically consistent?"

    This has all the hallmarks of (what I believe is) considered a tro-xish question:
    - a basis in fact
    - attacking a target normally protected from criticism
    - not really expecting an answer, just a host of flaming replies that essentially amount to "you stupidhead"
    - yet is still an ACTUAL question: why does some behavior, at a certain level of frequency, merit the label of "deviant" while other behavior at the same frequency of appearance, not? (which would be the non-tro-xish way to pose the question, of course, as long as we stayed away from specifics)

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  117. Thank God Science by sudon't · · Score: 1

    "...people who engage in internet trolling are characterized by personality traits that fall in the so-called Dark Tetrad: Machiavellianism (willingness to manipulate and deceive others), narcissism (egotism and self-obsession), psychopathy (the lack of remorse and empathy), and sadism (pleasure in the suffering of others)."

    Thank god science is here to explain these things!

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  118. Gay Mohammed's Bacon Sandwich by gelfling · · Score: 1

    Thinks you're gay. And fat.

    1. Re:Gay Mohammed's Bacon Sandwich by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot to attach the image.

  119. It does? It also gets abused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sockpuppet multiple accounts galore make it so: You downmoderarte someone with no valid reasons behind it, then troll the person by anonymous coward replies and use the other multiple accounts you have (sockpuppets) to do more damage. Ask Webmistressrachel (who has the nerve to call trolling 'white hat trolling'), Jeremiah Cornelius http://slashdot.org/comments.p..., and especially another of their sockpuppet accounts (countertrolling and how logging out of your account after downmodding doesn't undo their bogus unjustifiable downmods) HOW they go about it here -> http://slashdot.org/comments.p... but perhaps, most of all, webmistressrachel's "alter-ego" Barbara, not Barbie = tomhudson (same person using diff. multiple registered accounts here) who LEFT this site in May 2012 supposedly (not) after I caught him/her (?) red-handed in the act doing ALL of what I noted above.

    * Your "so-called moderation system' is also being USED AGAINST DECENT LONG-TIME USERS (during the 'beta' protests here) rather unjustly also -> http://linux.slashdot.org/comm...

    APK

    P.S.=> It's not a FAIR moderation system @ all - especially when my initial sentence about unjustly downmodding a post without validly backing up your reasons for it (or being able to identify WHO did the downmod, which makes it perfect for trolling others & being an a-hole), ala my challenge to others here to disprove my points on hosts files giving users more speed, security, reliability, & anonymity even (to an extent only here) -> http://news.slashdot.org/comme... is a PERFECT example thereof... once I do that? The trolls go off-topic, performing illogical ad hominem attacks on me, making death threats, etc. - et al... this place, needs a SERIOUS FIX for that (id'ing WHO issues downmods IS that fix, but for SOME REASON, they don't implement it here... "gee, wonder why?" (not) - they live on fights here, since it gets more posts/views like controversial topics do)... apk

  120. Re:so are republicans... by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1

    Calm down Joe. You'll get to run for President.

    Think about it. It's fucking hilarious.

  121. Re:so are republicans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot.

    It is true it is true you (Original post.) are being followed by a GUI interface. Made in Visual Basic!

  122. "Troll" cannot be defined to an object. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you are not thinking with objects solid as rocks, you are today's illiterate.

  123. Yet they still perpetuate the misuse of the word by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Troll" in the sense of internet trolling means "to toss a line out and see what you can catch."

    Not "a shaggy creature who hides under bridges and is afraid of goats."

  124. One of the ways to kill you is .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fingering you to death. Ohh, yeah, maggot - be afraid. This guy will come at you with no lube and a fist full of pennies.

  125. As a research scientist and part time troll... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Their methodology is fundamentally flawed for a number of reasons, including their definition of troll.

  126. Re: Classifications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just classify those as Wrong

  127. Okay by NewYork · · Score: 1

    Lets start with Congress/Senate members

  128. Re:Authenticate commentors with some physical medi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They could be political activists in opposition in a dictatorship, then the dictator would be the first to say "well they're just sadist trolls, we need to shut them up".

  129. Re:Authenticate commentors with some physical medi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And not only that, it destroys freedom of speech. Any dictator would love to saboutage freedom of speech and blame it on "the damn sadist internet trolls".

  130. Just One More Thing by nicobigsby · · Score: 1

    Just one more thing internet trolls and politicians have in common.

  131. Alexey Pajitnov the Dark Tetris Troll by tepples · · Score: 1

    I thought the Dark Tetrad Troll was Alexey Pajitnov, creator of the popular video game Tetris, when he broke the game in 2001 with the "infinite spin" rule change and went on to claim publicly that free software licensing destroys the software market.

  132. in verity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    pal and a confidant.

  133. The problem with statists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...is that they project their own psychoses onto others in order to have an excuse for their anti-social behavior. It would be sad if it wasn't so destructive.

  134. you're wrong ;) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I disagree. Trolls are just bullies. They are like that because that's their personality and it's easier for them to express it online because they know they have an audience.

  135. The results nobody is mentioning by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you look at the graphs of this study, all those bad personality traits are higher for ANY HUMAN BEING INTERACTING WITH ANOTHER HUMAN BEING. The least sadistic/narcissitic/psychopathic are the people who don't participate, don't chat, don't talk to another human being. I can vouch you have to be a little insane to want to speak to another human being. :)

  136. Depends on the troll.... by nhat11 · · Score: 1

    As long as the trolling isn't malicious or hateful, I don't think it's an issue

  137. Re:so are republicans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want to know where he found a reliable supply of gorillas to fight.