I'd ask my friends to come and see
An octopus' garden with me
I'd like to be under the sea
In an octopus' garden in the shade.
Yeah quote The Beatles worst song.
Here's one from Floyd.
Doctor doctor!
I'm in bed
Achin' head
Gold is lead
Choke on bread
Underfed
Gold is lead
Jesus bled
Pain is red
Are goon
Grow go
Greasy spoon
You swoon
June bloom
What a gem!
Semolina Pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower.
Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna.
Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe.
I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus,
goo goo gajoob ga goo goo gajoob
(rhythmical speaking along with juba's).
Juba juba juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba juba. Juba juba.....
(speaking)
This was SPECIFICALLY written to be nonsense. John heard that kids in English classes were analyzing Beatles songs. Analyze that, he said.
It's sad that nobody has thought to pass a law to protect digital good samaritans
That's retarded. What would you do if you came home, caught someone picking your lock and they said "O hai! Was just gonna point out your security vulnerabilities!"?
Perhaps they should focus their energies (pun not intended)
Dear Reader,
Please direct your attention towards my pun. Admittedly I do think it's clever, but I think that you think so highly of me, that I want you to know that I would never resort to using such a commonplace literary device in my prose. Therefore, I would like to formally renounce my attempt at humor and assure you that I am above making puns as a writer, as a pupil of language, and as citizen of Earth.
Don't get your hopes up. Joe Sixpack has never even heard the phrase net neutrality. He doesn't know the difference between the web, internet, email, or P2P. And if he gets throttled his first reaction will be "Hmm, interwebs are slow, maybe I need a shorter modem cord."
At a friends house where they can show off their newfound coolness.
True story.
I taught myself BASIC on an Apple// when i was in second grade.
A few years later when I was about 13 or so, I was playing spin the bottle at a party which happened to have an Apple//.
I thought "Hey! I can just write a computer program to do this! Check this out guys!"
I jumped up and started typing away.
After I had gotten the asterisk GUI all setup and polished, I turned around to say "Ok it's ready!", I realized that most people had left.
They still didn't admit it was wrong, they said their plan didn't work.
They are also admitting that kiddie porn images can be copied and transferred all over the world with no effort.
Unfortunately, I bet they still think it's possible to censor thoughts out of existence.
It happens because we have no real control of the government, there is no recourse whatsoever, it's all fucking smoke and mirrors, and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
I've been playing for 3 years now, and it's still basically the same deal. Grind to 80 and then raid.
Don't get me wrong, I love the game, but it's still just a content patch. Sure, new spells, some of the stats and mechanics are different, but it's still the same game.
Also, for those saying 'I played wow for a day and it's a big grind', you're missing the whole point of the game. It's meant to be a SOCIAL game. Get to 80 and join a guild, raid for a while, and you'll see what the game is intended to be. The teamwork aspect is pretty cool.
Insanely expensive? Why? 1/8 of an oz. of marijuana costs $50 here. That is insanely expensive considering I could grow it myself for only the cost of water and electricity. I bet over 3 months, I could grow 50 pounds for a combined cost of ~$500 (minus the initial cost of the lights and other apparatuses). If I were to buy that right now, it'd cost me about $225,000. The price can only go down if it's legalized.
The reason it's so expensive because is because someone is risking their life when they grow the shit. Either a life in prison, or death by a cop or their boss, etc.
1. I'm still for draconian penalties for anybody who sells heavy dope like heroin or methamphetamine to a minor. Anything crap like that should be heavily regulated in it's sale and taxed heavily but intelligently. The taxes should be just high enough that the bootleg bathtub stuff doesn't look good. Tax evaders can share cells with ones selling dope to kids.
If it were legalized, drugs would be cheaper because there is far less risk/travel involved. This would put the cartels out of business. Sure, kids can still figure out ways to buy cigarettes if they are under 18, but it's MUCH easier to get a bag of weed because it's all underground. Some store clerk will have to risk his job just like he would today selling cigarettes or alcohol to minors.
2. Being under the influence should be a crime enhancer rather than an exonerator: "Your honor! It was the crystal meth that made me go crazy with that axe!"
"Fine. I hereby double your sentence for axe craziness"
Well, then it seems that you aren't for legalizing other drugs. Why would meth be treated differently than alcohol? And why would the sentence be increased for doing something legal?
Ditto for crimes committed for the purpose of obtaining drugs though they should be much more pure and affordable being regulated and with mafias mostly out of the picture.
No, a crime is a crime. Just like a crime "ontheinternet" shouldn't be treated any differently. Say you rob a bank, you are charged with robbery, not robbery for the purpose of X.
Cheaper pure drugs and delivery devices mean that dopers will be able to hold down jobs and so-forth a bit longer before skid-rowing themselves.
You are still stigmatizing drugs.
And who knows? Dopers with dead end McJobs may have enough brain cells remaining to hold them indefinitely.....just like the alcoholics.
Remember, it's people like that that help maintain your carefree no hassle style of life. Someone has to do it, you don't need to be a dick.
This is only meant to accomplish two things. We don't pack the prisons full of non-violent recreational users and small time sellers and we remove the biggest profit center of organized crime. I don't deny that out-in-the-open drug use won't make apparent new out-in-the-open social problems. I suspect that conspicuously not coddling people who mess themselves up may be be the best deterrent to "having all you can eat".
Slashdot Mirror
I'd ask my friends to come and see An octopus' garden with me I'd like to be under the sea In an octopus' garden in the shade.
Yeah quote The Beatles worst song. Here's one from Floyd.
Doctor doctor!
I'm in bed
Achin' head
Gold is lead
Choke on bread
Underfed
Gold is lead
Jesus bled
Pain is red
Are goon
Grow go
Greasy spoon
You swoon
June bloom
What a gem!
Semolina Pilchard, climbing up the Eiffel Tower. Elementary penguin singing Hare Krishna. Man, you should have seen them kicking Edgar Allan Poe. I am the eggman, they are the eggmen, I am the walrus, goo goo gajoob ga goo goo gajoob (rhythmical speaking along with juba's). Juba juba juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba, juba juba. Juba juba..... (speaking)
This was SPECIFICALLY written to be nonsense. John heard that kids in English classes were analyzing Beatles songs. Analyze that, he said.
I did the same thing when I was 5 or 6. Know where I learned to drive?
BY WATCHING MY PARENTS DO IT.
It's sad that nobody has thought to pass a law to protect digital good samaritans
That's retarded. What would you do if you came home, caught someone picking your lock and they said "O hai! Was just gonna point out your security vulnerabilities!"?
A. Kick their ass.
B. Call the cops.
C. Both.
B, maybe C for me.
When you're dead, you're dead. It's not like your brain wont be rotting in the ground anyway.
Get over the fact that the universe doesn't care about you and help science!
Perhaps they should focus their energies at something that would make a more substantial impact, such as CF or LED lighting...
or
Perhaps they should focus on something that would make a more substantial impact, such as CF or LED lighting...
'focus their energies at'? Cmon...
Perhaps they should focus their energies (pun not intended)
Dear Reader,
Please direct your attention towards my pun. Admittedly I do think it's clever, but I think that you think so highly of me, that I want you to know that I would never resort to using such a commonplace literary device in my prose. Therefore, I would like to formally renounce my attempt at humor and assure you that I am above making puns as a writer, as a pupil of language, and as citizen of Earth.
Sincerest apologies, D. Baggerson
P.S. - It was totally intended.
http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=puns
No! He needs to keep typing at 55 WPM to prevent the bomH9^%$^}NO CARRIER
Don't get your hopes up. Joe Sixpack has never even heard the phrase net neutrality. He doesn't know the difference between the web, internet, email, or P2P. And if he gets throttled his first reaction will be "Hmm, interwebs are slow, maybe I need a shorter modem cord."
Bitching is the first step to change.
But maybe you're right. Believe what you want but don't tell anyone!
Got out of bed
Checked slashdot and then i said
Woke up
Got out of bed
Checked slashdot and then i said
Woke up
Got out of bed
Checked slashdot and then i said
maybe im still drunk...
At least I refrained from including the phrase "feathers, not dots".
O rly?
At a friends house where they can show off their newfound coolness.
True story.
// when i was in second grade. //.
I taught myself BASIC on an Apple
A few years later when I was about 13 or so, I was playing spin the bottle at a party which happened to have an Apple
I thought "Hey! I can just write a computer program to do this! Check this out guys!"
I jumped up and started typing away.
After I had gotten the asterisk GUI all setup and polished, I turned around to say "Ok it's ready!", I realized that most people had left.
I wasn't invited back.
I've never seen one in 25 years of life. (minus the sort of stuff you see at places for little kids' birthday parties)
They still didn't admit it was wrong, they said their plan didn't work.
They are also admitting that kiddie porn images can be copied and transferred all over the world with no effort.
Unfortunately, I bet they still think it's possible to censor thoughts out of existence.
I quit basketball when I started making the following statements...
"I HAVE to play so Bigsilly can practice his layups"
"I HAVE to play, they're one short for the tournament"
"I HAVE to play, so my skills improve."
I had an ingame friend make the comment once that it's like a pickup basketball league for people that play video games.
It's a hobby, don't feel guilted by the rest of society that says the only acceptable hobbies are hiking, birdwatching, sports, or photography.
Sounds more like you just have a problem with commitment and/or teamwork.
It happens because we have no real control of the government, there is no recourse whatsoever, it's all fucking smoke and mirrors, and there's nothing anyone can do about it.
I've been playing for 3 years now, and it's still basically the same deal. Grind to 80 and then raid.
Don't get me wrong, I love the game, but it's still just a content patch. Sure, new spells, some of the stats and mechanics are different, but it's still the same game. Also, for those saying 'I played wow for a day and it's a big grind', you're missing the whole point of the game. It's meant to be a SOCIAL game. Get to 80 and join a guild, raid for a while, and you'll see what the game is intended to be. The teamwork aspect is pretty cool.
I give WoW 10/10, WotLK 7/10.
Medical miracle?
Miracle by definition means something supernatural. If it can be attributed to science/physics, it is not a miracle. It's medicine then.
Insanely expensive? Why? 1/8 of an oz. of marijuana costs $50 here. That is insanely expensive considering I could grow it myself for only the cost of water and electricity. I bet over 3 months, I could grow 50 pounds for a combined cost of ~$500 (minus the initial cost of the lights and other apparatuses). If I were to buy that right now, it'd cost me about $225,000. The price can only go down if it's legalized.
The reason it's so expensive because is because someone is risking their life when they grow the shit. Either a life in prison, or death by a cop or their boss, etc.
1. I'm still for draconian penalties for anybody who sells heavy dope like heroin or methamphetamine to a minor. Anything crap like that should be heavily regulated in it's sale and taxed heavily but intelligently. The taxes should be just high enough that the bootleg bathtub stuff doesn't look good. Tax evaders can share cells with ones selling dope to kids.
If it were legalized, drugs would be cheaper because there is far less risk/travel involved. This would put the cartels out of business. Sure, kids can still figure out ways to buy cigarettes if they are under 18, but it's MUCH easier to get a bag of weed because it's all underground. Some store clerk will have to risk his job just like he would today selling cigarettes or alcohol to minors.
2. Being under the influence should be a crime enhancer rather than an exonerator: "Your honor! It was the crystal meth that made me go crazy with that axe!"
"Fine. I hereby double your sentence for axe craziness"
Well, then it seems that you aren't for legalizing other drugs. Why would meth be treated differently than alcohol? And why would the sentence be increased for doing something legal?
Ditto for crimes committed for the purpose of obtaining drugs though they should be much more pure and affordable being regulated and with mafias mostly out of the picture.
No, a crime is a crime. Just like a crime "ontheinternet" shouldn't be treated any differently. Say you rob a bank, you are charged with robbery, not robbery for the purpose of X.
Cheaper pure drugs and delivery devices mean that dopers will be able to hold down jobs and so-forth a bit longer before skid-rowing themselves.
You are still stigmatizing drugs.
And who knows? Dopers with dead end McJobs may have enough brain cells remaining to hold them indefinitely.....just like the alcoholics.
Remember, it's people like that that help maintain your carefree no hassle style of life. Someone has to do it, you don't need to be a dick.
This is only meant to accomplish two things. We don't pack the prisons full of non-violent recreational users and small time sellers and we remove the biggest profit center of organized crime. I don't deny that out-in-the-open drug use won't make apparent new out-in-the-open social problems. I suspect that conspicuously not coddling people who mess themselves up may be be the best deterrent to "having all you can eat".
I do agree with this though.
RIAA Sues 19-Year-Old Transplant Patient
The RIAA sued a 19-year-old transplant patient.
Headlines are supposed to get your attention, that's the whole point of a headline.
My daughter got the MMR a month or two ago and she ended up with a week of 106F fever.
I call BS. I still remember from my high-school biology class that your enzymes will stop working at 105F. 106 for a week? You're full of shit.
Anyone know what these posts are about? I've been seeing em more and more. Are the interwebs talking to us?
I owned an AMC Concord and it was the toughest most reliable car I've ever owned.
I secretly hope posts like this are the internet trying to communicate with us.