Now, now, now. There's no point in insulting our neighbors to the North with stereotypes that don't reflect the reality of a richly multicultural society.
It should be "We'll see you in court, you hosers."
Actually, I remember reading where in the UK there are vans that drive around with specialized equipment detecting TV's to ensure that anyone with a television is paying their TV tax.
Thank the good Lord God we have technology columnist-pundits! What would our poor captains of industry do without their wisdom? Come on, everybody, let's sing a hymn praising BusinessWeek and the scary-smart Alex Salkever!;)
The reason the motherboard started smoldering? The CPU maxed when he tried to load one of that site's webpages. It's impossible to pick out any actual content on that page amongst all the adverts, links, and folderol.
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Introduction to the Mac OS X File System.
They use old satelites that are slowly falling out of their orbit.
So when they say their Internet connection is down, they aren't kidding.
Now, now, now. There's no point in insulting our neighbors to the North with stereotypes that don't reflect the reality of a richly multicultural society.
It should be "We'll see you in court, you hosers."
All Your Bananas Are Belong To Us
You Are On The Way To Mutation.
You Have No Chance To Evolve Make Your Time.
Ha Ha Ha.
...the Looney-Detector Van, you mean...
In Soviet Russia, Services Distributedly Deny You.
84 bucks for a movie ticket
Actually the poster probably meant a movie ticket + small popcorn and thimble of Sprite, which $84 would almost cover.
Don't get too excited, this story will have a dupe by Sunday. ;)
More likely:
Queen Elizabeth: What manner of man are you that can summon up information with pictures and hyperlinks?
Programmer: I...am a programmer.
Queen Elizabeth: By what name are you known?
Programmer: There are some who call me...Tim?
In related news, the gang over at Homestar Runner recently did a video for TMBG's song "Experimental Film." Lots of fun movie references.
PC users get all the chicks
;)
Sure, y'all get 90-95% of them. But you know what they say about 90-95% of anything, right?
Two words: Dell Dude
Thank the good Lord God we have technology columnist-pundits! What would our poor captains of industry do without their wisdom? Come on, everybody, let's sing a hymn praising BusinessWeek and the scary-smart Alex Salkever! ;)
you might end up chatting with the cute blonde that's also looking for some lovin'- OK, ok, this is /., but still, a guy can fantasize, no?
;)
Hey, that works out great because the cute blonde looking for some lovin' is probably a guy too!
Off-topic, but nice user number. :)
Erm, the exploit is fixed. I hate hypocrisy as much as the next person, but RTFP.
Jeopardead.
The reason the motherboard started smoldering? The CPU maxed when he tried to load one of that site's webpages. It's impossible to pick out any actual content on that page amongst all the adverts, links, and folderol.
I don't know about you, but I am *so* not eating the bubblegum that comes with these!
Alice in Wonderland (okay; bad book, crap analogy)
Bad book? Thems fightin' words, pardner.
1) If you are standing to one side of your monitor, it would appear perfectly straight.
2) Writing code in a microgravity environment, you would need your windows to match your attitude relative the monitor.
3) Twisted? At least it's not doing the hokey-pokey.
4) Or *is* it?
5) If your document were Medusa, you would not want to look directly at it.
6) If you combine two sideways documents and a Clippy, you can make an airplane and fly it around your desktop.
7) 2D is teh L4M3.
8) You get more points per kill because it's harder to shoot them.
9) Extreme coding challengers are bored and want new horizons.
10) Anybody can type in a straight line.
I think he means the probe has more than amp-le power.
Bob: Looks like you've been missing a lot of security holes lately.
Peter: Well, I wouldn't exactly say I've been *missing* them, Bob.
BTW, on a slightly more serious note, there is a spiffy freeware 3D Mac OS X file browser called, appropriately, 3DOSX (screenshots page).
"This is a UNIX system! I know this..."