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  1. [transcript from Caroline's discovery] on Junior-Sized Supernova Discovered By New York Teen · · Score: 1

    "Welcome to McUniverse, would you like to try a black hole sundae?"

    "No thanks, could I just have a junior super nova salad, to go?"

    "Would you like to biggie size that?"

    "....."

  2. She got a raw deal... on Junior-Sized Supernova Discovered By New York Teen · · Score: 3, Funny

    She discovered it and they didn't even name it after her??? Sue, Caroline, sue!

  3. Re:Humph... on Security Firms Fined Over Never-Ending Subscriptions · · Score: 1

    A play on words becomes Trolling... pathetic.

  4. Re:Humph... on Security Firms Fined Over Never-Ending Subscriptions · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anybody who is anti-Semitic deserves to get a virus? I'm confused.

  5. Post "first post!" on Palm's webOS Root Image Leaks Out · · Score: 1

    I was trying for Pre "first post!", but my existential metaphysical co-processor had a meltdown.

  6. Great thing about "perceptions"... on Hacking Our Five Senses and Building New Ones · · Score: 1

    Even if you think your "eyes have been opened" (no pun intended), just give it time. You'll soon realize, again, how narrow minded you used to be.

    Trust me, this will continue for(;;) until you realize the truth... you no longer fscking care ;)

    Only then will you have enlightenment (or will you?!?!, sucka!)

  7. Here's to you... on How Google's High Speed Book Scanner De-Warps Pages · · Score: 1

    Mr. Google book scanner page flipper guy!

    When the rest of humanity vomits reflexively at the thought of turning the pages of 7+ million books, you prevail by showing us that, even if your job sucks, you can take pride in it. Some how.

    So here's to you, crack open a cold Bud Light and keep on flippin'.

  8. Poor Fair Use... on Can Cable Companies Store Shows For Us? · · Score: 1

    I'd feel shunned if they didn't seize my low hanging fruit ;)

  9. Finally! 2009... on NSA Wages Cyberwar Against US Armed Forces Teams · · Score: 2, Funny

    The year of the Linux... undergraduate military PC?

  10. That's.... really not smart. on The Pirate Bay Seeks Interesting Route To "Pay" Fine · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Car analogy: That's like using a bullhorn to tell the cops outside your house that you'll be out shortly to stick a banana in their tail pipe. When you get there, you'll find a 46" diameter tail pipe and you'll only have a one banana.

    TPB may have gotten themselves in trouble, and been convicted by a biased court, but playing silly games isn't going to solve any problems. Childish acts, even if committed by thousands of kids on the inernet, will never amount to more than a flea on the war machine that is corporate greed. They have an organized team fueled by money, and you've got pent-up angst fueled by living in your mom's basement.

    Who do you think will win?

  11. Re: Lala - Hilarious [Ass]-Clowns on Lala Invents Network DRM · · Score: 1

    There, fixed that for you ;)

  12. Re:Reliable Male Contraceptive Already Exists on Reliable Male Contraceptive In the Works · · Score: 1

    "Waiter, there's a Tiger's Milk bar in my soup..."

  13. Re:I say, Let them eat plagiarism. on Competition Seeks Best Approaches To Detecting Plagiarism · · Score: 1

    I'm glad someone bestowed you with the will to achieve.

    I'm not sure if you realize it, but we're waving the same flag. If teacher's didn't have time to sniff out students who plagiarize, they're certainly not giving 1000%. Coming up with a system to automate plagiarism detection is just removing the human factor another step from our education system, when what we need is more human interaction. I'd say take all the effort being put into these systems, and spend it on educating teachers and improving wages to attract more talent (I know some teachers give 1000%, even though they're underpaid... but there aren't enough of them to teach the world).

    Of course my humorist slap at this article doesn't apply to the real world... it's suppose to spawn discussion. Thanks for playing ;)

  14. I say, Let them eat plagiarism. on Competition Seeks Best Approaches To Detecting Plagiarism · · Score: 1

    Seriously, if the teachers don't have the time to identify it and the students are hell bent on doing it... let it happen. Perhaps that's the only way these people will learn anything about the subject matter anyway.

    And when they graduate, get a job, and completely fail... that'll be a nice wake up call. Sure, some will succeed (PHBs, anyone?)... but I doubt catching them in school would change the end result much.

    Face it, some problems aren't worth the time it takes to solve them, especially when you're approaching them the wrong way from the start.

    Queue: whining about how it'll make schools/univeristies look bad when their students fall on their faces in the real world. (I think I'm gonna cry)

  15. Re:Not good enough. on GE Introduces 500GB Holographic Disks · · Score: 1

    In attempting (and succeeding, apparently) at humor, you hit the nail on the head. Magnetic storage, in its current form, can only go so far. At some point, the track of this technology will end, and we'll all be left stranded.

    Except, a new technology is inevitably going to emerge before that happens... maybe this is it! We knock it now, but we may all be using this (or some derivation of it) sooner than we think.

    And for a new technology, this pricing is pretty good. We'll see what actually happens, of course ;)

  16. If you build it, they will come... on Yahoo Pulls the Plug On GeoCities · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you don't maintain it, they will leave.

  17. Is this better or worse than... on "Good Enough" Computers Are the Future · · Score: 1
  18. "We think we'll need even more speed... later on" on The Road To Terabit Ethernet · · Score: 2, Funny

    News at 11.

  19. Re:Those who kan't... on Philosophies and Programming Languages · · Score: 1

    Suggested mod and got it... There should be an achievement for this!

  20. Those who kan't... on Philosophies and Programming Languages · · Score: 5, Funny

    use Python.

  21. Re:Summary of study and conclusions: on Facebook Users Get Lower Grades In College · · Score: 1

    Either you're also jesting in good fun, or my attempt at humor rattled your nest as it buzzed the tower ;)

  22. Summary of study and conclusions: on Facebook Users Get Lower Grades In College · · Score: 0, Redundant

    A-Duh! C'mon, like, really? Wait, what what the article about?...

    (my Facebook user id is 3 digits)

  23. Re:RFC0? HELO computer, NE1 127.0.0.1? on Happy 40th Birthday, Internet RFCs · · Score: 1

    Only 8 bits?? I wonder why...

    Programmer: "So what address should we use?"
    Project Manager: "127."---NO CARRIER---
    Programmer: "127? Ok, so I assume the field requirements are just 7 bits? Eh, just make it 8 and call it a day? ...Hello?"

  24. RFC0? HELO computer, NE1 127.0.0.1? on Happy 40th Birthday, Internet RFCs · · Score: 4, Funny

    What?? They started at 1? Sheesh, and they claim to be computer scientists.....

  25. Re:Spice on Quantum Setback For Warp Drives · · Score: 1

    Don't make me pull your heart plug...

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