User: turkeydance

Candy Kaine

On: Hillary Clinton Chooses Virginia Sen. Tim Kaine As Running Mate (go.com)

is not good for you

VW needs a bankruptcy "fix" ready

On: VW Has Emissions-Cheating Fix Ready, Says Report (pressherald.com)

Saab story

Verizon has $ to Burn

On: Verizon Nears Deal to Acquire Yahoo (bloomberg.com)

this is proof

The driver says him and his daughter

On: Tesla's Autopilot Mode Reportedly Saves Pedestrian's Life (electrek.co)

ESL post

Re:Can someone explain the appeal of this game?

On: Apple To Make $3 Billion From Pokemon Go (theguardian.com)

scavenger hunt.

great movie idea

On: Police 3D-Printed A Murder Victim's Finger To Unlock His Phone (theverge.com)

well, for 5 seconds it was

well, they "teach to the test"

On: Technology Is Making Doctors Feel Like Glorified Data Entry Clerks (fastcompany.com)

might as well "doctor to the data"

just like the vultures

On: Amazon Patents Way To Turn Lampposts, Church Steeples Into Drone Perches (consumerist.com)

they are

Murphy's Law

On: MIT's Ori Robotic Modular Furniture Is Designed To Make Small Places Feel More Roomy (archpaper.com)

with a Murphy bed

proof of concept

On: Library of Congress Hit With a Denial-Of-Service Attack (fedscoop.com)

for an LOC day off

this is serious

On: UK 'Emergency' Bulk Data Slurp Permissible In Pursuit Of 'Serious Crime' (theregister.co.uk)

and that's serious, too

thank you OurMine

On: Hacking Group 'OurMine' Claims Credit For Attack On Pokemon Go Servers (independent.co.uk)

from the AARP lawn

Hey you Pixels, get off my lawn

On: Pixels Are Driving Out Reality (vice.com)

blue screen whippersnappers

In theory there is no difference between theory

On: Hacker Uses Premium Rate Calls To Steal From Instagram, Google, Microsoft (helpnetsecurity.com)

and practice. In practice there is. Yogi Berra

aren't there 5 "swing" states?

On: U.S. Curtails Federal Election Observers (fortune.com)

swing low

bring it in 5 minutes before store closing time

On: Microsoft Store Offers Free Laptop If They Can't Upgrade Your PC To Windows 10 (microsoft.com)

profit!

the X's Autopilot

On: Elon Musk: Autopilot Feature Was Disabled In Pennsylvania Crash (latimes.com)

turned off the Autopilot.

yes

On: Slashdot Asks: Would You Eat Lab-Grown Meat? (dmarge.com)

with soylent

does VR sex count?

On: Cybercrime Overtakes Traditional Crime In UK, Says Report (krebsonsecurity.com)

a friend of mine wants to know

so it's in Black and White?

On: NVIDIA's Releases Its First VR Game, Along With An Interactive Screenshot Tool 'Ansel' (techgage.com)

AA did it that way

so THAT'S the reason

On: Obesity Is Three Times As Deadly For Men Than Women, Says Study (telegraph.co.uk)

there are more fat women than fat men.

bats at night

On: Insect-Devouring Bats Now Welcomed in New York (nytimes.com)

robins during the day....

Union played hardball and lost

On: Hostess Saves Twinkies By Automating, Fires 94% Of Their Workforce (washingtonpost.com)

that's what led to bankruptcy and buyout.

has lots of big numbers

On: Brexit: Government Rejects Petition Signed By 4.1 Million Calling For Second EU Referendum (independent.co.uk)

must be tech news

no. already settled law in US.

On: Do You Own Your Own Fingerprints? (bloomberg.com)

your fingerprints AND your DNA are subject to collection/confiscation/confinement.