User: turkeydance

everything you always wanted in a laptop.

On: Two-Pounder From Lenovo Might Be Too Light For Comfort

and less.

Cowbird defense

On: Click-Fraud Trojan Politely Updates Flash On Compromised Computers

Google it.

teraflops in oil

On: Supercomputing Cluster Immersed In Oil Yields Extreme Efficiency

a fetish?

Greece, Venezuela, Argentina

On: More Supermassive Black Holes Than We Thought!

there's more?

80% of his friends left the country?

On: Software Devs Leaving Greece For Good, Finance Minister Resigns

the percentages point to him.

yes. tried one.

On: Ask Slashdot: Have You Tried a Standing Desk?

the last one.

failure is short-term

On: Researchers Study "Harbingers of Failure," Consumers Who Habitually Pick Losers

consumer goods can "come back": Febreeze, for example. http://www.forbes.com/sites/pe...

every scandal is a "_____-gate"

On: Ask Slashdot: If You Could Assemble a "FrankenOS" What Parts Would You Use?

and all new combinations are "Franken-____". how about a Franken-gate?

both will produce "literature"?

On: Dartmouth Contests Showcase Computer-Generated Creativity

not only no, but Hell No.

blame AGW

On: Scientists Look For Patterns In North Carolina Shark Attacks

it's your go-to for funds.

"Brain Inspired"

On: Brain-Inspired 'Memcomputer' Constructed

low-hanging fruit.

obligatory Good Luck With That

On: Microsoft Edge, HTML5, and DRM

DRM and all that.

Re:The elections are not "next week". It's tomorro

On: Researcher Who Reported E-voting Vulnerability Targeted By Police Raid in Argentina

Sunday is the first day of Next Week

Gazillion votes

On: Researcher Who Reported E-voting Vulnerability Targeted By Police Raid in Argentina

Kirchner's pals rule.

of course they do

On: FBI Wants Pirate Bay Logs For Criminal Investigation Into Copyright Trolls

otherwise they will have to beg the NSA.

DDDavy Jones' Locker

On: Naval Research Interested In Bringing 3D Printing To Large Scale For Ships

that's three D's

time to reference the Beatles Taxman

On: Can New Chicago Taxes On Netflix, Apple, Spotify Withstand Legal Challenges?

As their earnings placed them in the top tax bracket in the United Kingdom, the Beatles were liable to a 95% supertax introduced by Harold Wilson's Labour government (hence the lyrics "There's one for you, nineteen for me").

App-A-Holics anonymous

On: Google: Stop Making Apps! (A Love Letter)

a 12-step program App.

Re:no such thing as illegally spying

On: UK Government Illegally Spied On Amnesty International

yes.

no such thing as illegally spying

On: UK Government Illegally Spied On Amnesty International

until there has been prison time.

hit one sour note

On: Is Safari the New Internet Explorer?

and most won't notice. hit two and they do. hit three, that's jazz.

checking my coat pockets for money.

On: Celebrating Workarounds, Kludges, and Hacks

i'm kinda LOW tech.

that's it...thanks

On: How IKEA Patched Shellshock

for the IT-asshole quote that we all know. ZERO people skills.

wait for the Windshield Spam

On: Study Suggests That HUD Tech May Actually Reduce Driving Safety

hey! everything gets hacked. just you wait.

"working on developing"

On: Airplane Coatings Help Recoup Fuel Efficiency Lost To Bug Splatter

"up to (40%) " and "further optimization". and i'll eat less and exercise.