User: turkeydance

responsible IT

On: No, Your SSD Won't Quickly Lose Data While Powered Down

yeah, right.

*bubble bubble*

On: Tech Bubble? What Tech Bubble?

toil and trouble...just had to say bubble.

rapidly aging star whose behavior....

On: Hubble Discovers a Fast-Aging Star Nicknamed "Nasty 1"

Woody Allen would be appropriate.

arrow of time

On: Machine That "Uncooks Eggs" Used To Improve Cancer Treatment

oh, yeah. that's scrambled eggs or something like that.

clickbait, and i'll play

On: What AI Experts Think About the Existential Risk of AI

A1 is great. i like it on hamburgers AND french fries.

on second thought

On: Protons Collide At 13 TeV For the First Time At the LHC

wouldn't 13TeV be an awesome band name?

When Protons Collide

On: Protons Collide At 13 TeV For the First Time At the LHC

at a theatre near you.

oh no

On: Adult Dating Site Hack Reveals Users' Sexual Preference, Extramarital Affairs

sorry, gotta go.

that's why i use a bidet

On: Factory Reset On Millions of Android Devices Doesn't Wipe Storage

feels good, too.

Can't You See?

On: Gravitational Anomalies Beneath Mountains Point To Isostasy of Earth's Crust

Gonna climb a mountain. The highest mountain. Jump off, nobody gonna know.

can't wait to see the game

On: YouTube Live Streams Now Support HTML5 Playback and 60fps Video

or whatever's on Pay-Per-View

you've got a nice algorithm there

On: Academics Build a New Tor Client Designed To Beat the NSA

it would be a shame.......

well, they DID. we just don't remember.

On: Secret Files Reveal UK Police Feared That Trekkies Could Turn On Society

that Men in Black flashy thing.

even if you don't want applicances to be connected

On: Huawei's LiteOS Internet of Things Operating System Is a Minuscule 10KB

everything will be, anyway. it will be embedded in every circuit. if tampered with, a signal will be sent. (The Sentinel?)

a new revenue stream

On: Oregon Testing Pay-Per-Mile Driving Fee To Replace Gas Tax

for odometer and black box hackers. 14-year-olds with bank.

Robots Unite!

On: Los Angeles Raises Minimum Wage To $15 an Hour

$15 per hour is Galdwell's tipping point.

tried this in NC

On: Energy Dept. Wants Big Wind Energy Technology In All 50 US States

the thump/thump/thump of the blades (like a whirleybird *old ref* overhead for days) during the prevalent low wind conditions doomed this project even though it lasted long enough to depress property values within 15 miles. low frequencies travels far.

CCC4C

On: Google Offers Cheap Cloud Computing For Low-Priority Tasks

cheap cloud computing for customers. called it!

90% accuracy

On: Forecasting the Next Pandemic

that's what she said.

ain't no thang

On: Baton Bob Receives $20,000 Settlement For Coerced Facebook Post

pay the 20 grain

what?

On: Microsoft Study Finds Technology Hurting Attention Spans

when?

excreted?

On: Cocaine Use Can Now Be Tested In Fingerprints Using Ambient Mass Spectrometry

ok...don't excrete. inhale.

so...one smartphone = 5 school days?

On: Schools That Ban Mobile Phones See Better Academic Results

another interesting measurement equivalent brought to you by your friends at SlashDot

a Habitat for Humanity?

On: NASA Announces the 3D Printed Habitat Challenge For Moon and Mars Bases

for the disadvantaged everywhere.

nothing will work.

On: Ask Slashdot: Best Payloads For Asteroid Diverter/Killer Mission?

the dinosaurs tried everything.