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High-Tech Gadgets Can Pose Problems At Mexican Border

TechnologyResource writes "Going across the border will be a more 'interesting' experience since Customs and Border Protection will now be checking laptops, digital cameras, cell phones and any other electronics on your person or in your vehicle. It's not a new authority, according to Angelica De Cima, Office of Public Affairs Liaison 'They've always had the right to inspect your person, vehicle, baggage, anything on you. Nothing has changed from before,' De Cima said."

447 comments

  1. information smuggling? by OrangeTide · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "He said anyone coming across could be a terrorist, drug dealer or someone trying to carry or take information out of the country by hiding it in a smaller device."

    Why not just FTP it. Or hide a microSD card inside a cake? It should bake okay, the chip inside gets put under higher temps than the inside of cupcake when they place them on a PCB. The plastic on a uSD might melt a little, but I suspect the information will still be there.

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    1. Re:information smuggling? by mmelson · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Bake it IN the cake? That seems a bit extreme. Why not just bake the cake, let it cool, insert the microSD, then frost. If they start defrosting cakes while searching people, they deserve to find it.

    2. Re:information smuggling? by baudbarf · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Holy frijoles. You just conspired to commit a crime. See how easy that was?

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    3. Re:information smuggling? by NoYob · · Score: 5, Insightful
      The border patrol is just looking for stupid criminals and terrorists - like that old guy with the young boy and the camera with the incriminating evidence. It's also for "security theater".

      On the other hand, the smart criminals and terrorists will get away with it and then there will be more infringements on our liberty to "keep us safe" - from the stupid criminals and terrorists. Then the cycle repeats.

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    4. Re:information smuggling? by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I've lived on border cities almost my entire life. Even my hispanic coworkers agree(and those poor bastards have to wait hours at the border crossing just to make an honest living) that it's all just security theater, another half-baked escalation to justify the creation of the wasteful, ham-handed gestapo called DHS. It goes without saying that I can still get cocaine or any other drug anytime I want stateside, and that won't change anytime soon.

      So they scoop up a pic of child porn or an occasional drug bust and hype the hell out of it in the news, problem solved. A budget for next year, and no admission that the creation of the DHS was a colossal mistake. Of course, they'll have their work cut out for them when the United States becomes the next Nazi Germany and they're tasked with sealing the borders.

    5. Re:information smuggling? by bmo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hypotheticals aren't conspiracy.

      Bad troll. No cookie (or cupcake)

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      BMO

    6. Re:information smuggling? by Threni · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They can't stop drugs getting into prisons - why bother pretending you can stop it across thousands of miles of unguarded border? And as for information - well, perhaps some of the minimum wage pigs and grunts they hire to pose in their security theatre are stupid enough to believe "checking" a laptop is going to prevent information getting into Mexico and help them create a rival utopia, but it seems like a bit of a waste of time to me. Still, I'm sure it all makes sense to someone.

    7. Re:information smuggling? by Carthag · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hypotheticals aren't conspiracy.

      Yet

    8. Re:information smuggling? by geekoid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Where in the post did he say it was hypothetical?

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    9. Re:information smuggling? by MightyMartian · · Score: 0, Troll

      The whole thing is probably a front for Mexican drug gangs fencing "seized" digital cameras. "For two thousand pesos, senior, you go thees top of the line Dell Notebook. Buy quick, senior, someone ees coming to chop my head off."

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    10. Re:information smuggling? by noundi · · Score: 4, Funny

      "He said anyone coming across could be a terrorist, drug dealer or someone trying to carry or take information out of the country by hiding it in a smaller device."

      Why not just FTP it. Or hide a microSD card inside a cake? It should bake okay, the chip inside gets put under higher temps than the inside of cupcake when they place them on a PCB. The plastic on a uSD might melt a little, but I suspect the information will still be there.

      There seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece. A headline regarding mass-awareness of a certain avian variety.

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    11. Re:information smuggling? by LordKronos · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but if the other poster goes and bakes a cake, inserts a micro SD card containing sensitive information, frosts is, and gets caught at the border, good luck with convincing the feds you were just hypothesizing.

    12. Re:information smuggling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      They can't stop drugs getting into prisons - why bother pretending you can stop it across thousands of miles of unguarded border?

      Because every time it fails badly enough, you can use it as an excuse to make the nation behind the unguarded border more like a prison, and thereby increase your budget.

    13. Re:information smuggling? by I+cant+believe+its+n · · Score: 1

      Why not just FTP it?

      No! Thats just what they'll be expecting!

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    14. Re:information smuggling? by pipatron · · Score: 1

      the chip inside gets put under higher temps than the inside of cupcake when they place them on a PCB

      Not by much, and for a much shorter time with controlled ramp-up and cooling off intervals.

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    15. Re:information smuggling? by cellurl · · Score: 1

      I agree. They should peer review this "try-it" mentality. Thats the solution. PEER_REVIEW [ x ]....

    16. Re:information smuggling? by bmo · · Score: 4, Informative

      Where in the post did he say it wasn't?

      It's the prosecution's job to prove consipiracy, not the defendant's to prove it wasn't.

      Furthermore, conspiracy is between two or more people *who agree to break a law* Title 18 United States Code (U.S.C.) Section 371. I only see one here. The law also states "and one or more of such persons do any act to effect the object of the conspiracy." Where is the planning with another person? Where is the follow through on any of it? Where is the cake? Where is the mens rea?

      I also see a violation of free speech should he be prosecuted for discussing what might happen.

      I am not a lawyer but this guy is. http://research.lawyers.com/blogs/archives/629-Federal-Criminal-Conspiracy-Law.html

      And obviously I offended someone because I got modded "overrated," a chickenshit move.

      Anyone defending baudbarf's claim of conspiracy is a troll trying to chill legitimate free speech.

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    17. Re:information smuggling? by bmo · · Score: 1

      Good luck trying to tie J.Random Terrorist with a post by an unconnected person on a message board when there is no other "communication."

      Loosen the tinfoil, bub.

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    18. Re:information smuggling? by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      how long do you think it takes to make cupcakes?

      I deal with manufacturing issues with reflow at work, so I'm not really pulling this idea out of my ass. Although I do like the idea of just sticking it into a cake after it has been made and hide it with frosting, that seems way simpler.

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    19. Re:information smuggling? by magarity · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or hide a microSD card inside a cake?
       
      What's this? How many illegal immigrants can fit in a 8GB microsd card, anyway? Oh, wait, that's not what they're searching for on the Mexican border? No wonder it's such a problem...

    20. Re:information smuggling? by siloko · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why not just bake the cake . . .

      Bake it in a cake!? WTF!? News for Nerds my arse, we're all just wannabe housewives . . . from the thirties!

    21. Re:information smuggling? by RDW · · Score: 4, Funny

      No need to frost. Just bake the cake, insert the microSD, and _eat_ the cake. Then if they start searching people thoroughly enough to detect the card, they _really_ deserve to find it.

    22. Re:information smuggling? by Rogerborg · · Score: 3, Funny

      No, no, no. He commissioned the crime, it was you that conspired on it. They'd get me too, but I've already turned State's evidence, suckers.

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    23. Re:information smuggling? by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Just place the cakes on the conveyor belt sir, we're going to scan them.

      Good luck convincing them it's just an extra big chocolate chip.

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    24. Re:information smuggling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      funniest comment I have read in a long time.

    25. Re:information smuggling? by Rophuine · · Score: 2, Funny

      The solution is simple. The second someone from border control looks at you funny, rip the SD card from your device and swallow it. They'll be SO confused when they finally recover an SD card with a dozen pictures of scenery.

      The up-side is that after a few dozen "recoveries" of memory cards with nothing even remotely bad on them, they'll decide the policy isn't worth all the poop and ditch it!

      Now THAT'S taking one for the team.

    26. Re:information smuggling? by hedwards · · Score: 1

      It's what they're doing when they're not stopping smugglers from smuggling weapons into Mexico. It seems kind of ridiculous that we're wasting resources on that, when we could slow the tide of illegal immigrants somewhat by stopping the firearms from being smuggled into Mexico.

      But then again, the 2nd amendment clearly says that we can't regulate firearms and must allow their use by drug gangs in foreign states.

    27. Re:information smuggling? by bmo · · Score: 2, Funny

      searching people thoroughly enough to detect the card

      Avi: Tony.
      Bullet Tooth Tony: What?
      Avi: Look in the dog.
      Bullet Tooth Tony: What do you mean "look in the dog?"
      Avi: I mean open him up.
      Bullet Tooth Tony: It's not as if it's a tin of baked beans! What do you mean "open him up"?

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    28. Re:information smuggling? by Anonymous+Cowpat · · Score: 3, Insightful

      cake baking is an important social skill, second only to playing a musical instrument.

      Get a good recipe, follow it to the letter, and if you still screw it up, you don't deserve cake.

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    29. Re:information smuggling? by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Of course, they'll have their work cut out for them when the United States becomes the next Nazi Germany and they're tasked with sealing the borders.

      The NEXT Nazi germany? Pretty sure we're already unilaterally projecting our power up anyone's ass we feel like, in the name of ideology. Nobody is going to seal the US borders though. It's not necessary. I do predict some race wars in California, though, when the economy REALLY crashes. Unemployment is still going up, personal savings down, inflation up even if it's not really being admitted yet. Another great depression is imminent. I just hope we get some decent public works out of it.

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    30. Re:information smuggling? by bertoelcon · · Score: 2, Funny

      What cake? In case you haven't heard its a lie.

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    31. Re:information smuggling? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      The solution is simple. The second someone from border control looks at you funny, rip the SD card from your device and swallow it. They'll be SO confused when they finally recover an SD card with a dozen pictures of scenery.

      I think you'll be much more confused when you'll be asked to explain the steganographic algorithm that was used to embed terrorist plans into those dozen pictures of scenery, aided with some gentle electric genital stimulation, somewhere in Gitmo.

    32. Re:information smuggling? by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      "The border patrol is just looking for stupid criminals"

      Like the ones who tried to crash the gates at San Ysidro yesterday?

      http://www.latimes.com/news/local/la-me-border23-2009sep23,0,1977503.story

      Morons.

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    33. Re:information smuggling? by Rophuine · · Score: 1

      Oh I wasn't going to take one for the team. I was kinda hoping someone else would.

      A: I want my rights!
      B: No. Have some laws.
      A: Civil disobedience! HA!
      B: Eh. Torture and illegal imprisonment. Whatever.
      A: Uh.

      Oh, America. Land of the free.

    34. Re:information smuggling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      OK, guys, here's the protocol for safely taking information across a border:

      Create lots of random bits. Actual randomness, not pseudorandomness. Put them on a storage medium, say a big SD card. XOR your data with that random stream of bits and store the result on a server in your country. (Ideally the server should be where you also store the data normally, in your home or business location, so that no network surveillance will be able to grab it while you upload the encrypted data to the server.) Take the SD card across the border. If you're searched and the SD card is found and copied, you erase it and go back to step one. They have nothing. There is no key that you have to hide. The random bits are the key. They can have that. The data is not on your person. If the SD card is not found or not inspected, you can later proceed to download your encrypted data from the server across the border. Encrypting by XORing with a random stream of bits is called a "one time pad" and is mathematically proven to be uncrackable (the only encryption with that property so far). You get your data by XORing the downloaded stream with the random stream of bits on your SD card. Once you've decrypted the data, erase the SD card to prevent yourself from using the random bits again, because that would be unsafe. As long as you can guarantee that only you have both sets of data, nobody but you can decrypt any of it and neither file provides any information about the encrypted data.

      This protocol relies on the fact that it is practically impossible to prevent people from taking storage media across the border (think music players, cameras, etc.) and that inspecting, let alone copying, each and every digital storage medium is infeasible.

    35. Re:information smuggling? by LoRdTAW · · Score: 2, Informative

      A friend of mine is customs and border patrol agent at a major international airport. During the course of the day a female co-worker out of the blue points out a person that she feels is suspect of something. What she didn't know but she made sure she handled his entry. So he gets to her line and she begins to search his personal belongings and finds a large CD book. Flipping through she finds a bunch of boot leg DVD movies. He claimed the book was his and that he had nothing "bad in there. But still she checked the label on each and every DVD. Boot leg DVD's aren't illegal to bring in as long as you posses only one of each as that counts as personal use. So toward the back of the CD book she finds a bunch of porn DVD's. No big deal except she notices two of the DVD's have pictures of kids on them. She questions the man as to why the movies were separated from the porn but those two weren't. He claimed he didn't know and she said to him "I hope this isn't what I think it is". She calls her supervisor who takes the suspect DVD's to a room where they can be examined and he comes back 10 minutes later and confirmed that both DVD's did in fact contain child porn. He was immediately placed under arrest for possession of child porn. Best part was he changed his mind and claimed he was bringing the CD book back for a friend which earlier he claimed was his. He is a US citizen so of course he will be charged and have his life ruined by megans law.

      Shows you how stupid some people really are. Had he altered the DVD labels or grouped it with the movies she would have never thought to check them. So yes there are plenty of idiots that get caught by customs trying to bring in contraband.

    36. Re:information smuggling? by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 3, Informative

      Smuggling information has to be the easiest "crime" ever imagined. One-time pad it and email it across the border. CC a copy to the NSA for all it matters.

    37. Re:information smuggling? by Elshar · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      The cake is a lie.

    38. Re:information smuggling? by Hijacked+Public · · Score: 1

      Straw purchases are already illegal.

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    39. Re:information smuggling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer to use elves or flying carpets.

    40. Re:information smuggling? by jc42 · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Why not just FTP it.

      Because FTP sends everything, including your id and password, in the clear. It is no longer used by anyone with a grain of sense.

      FTP has mostly been replaced by scp, sftp, rsync+ssh, or other software that encrypts the data. This doesn't stand out in international traffic like you might think, because such a huge portion of network traffic is now encrypted. For instance, all your credit card transactions and your online banking are encrypted, mostly to prevent the ISPs from picking off your account numbers and PINs and selling them to the highest bidders.

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    41. Re:information smuggling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Would-be Terrorist: They'll never find it, mwahahahaha!
      Border Agent: Aha! The cake is a lie!
      Would-be Terrorist: Curses, foiled again!

    42. Re:information smuggling? by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 3, Funny

      The solution is simple. The second someone from border control looks at you funny, rip the SD card from your device and swallow it. They'll be SO confused when they finally recover an SD card with a dozen pictures of scenery.

      This is just like what a friend who lives in Paris used to do with subway fare inspectors (over there, they can ask for your ticket at any time). Whenever their gang sees a bunch of fare inspectors, one starts to run, and, of course, the inspectors go after him and ignore the rest of the gang. Whenever they catch him, they ask "your ticket, please", and he shows them as a matter of course.

      Meanwhile, the rest of the gang that cheated is far away...

    43. Re:information smuggling? by Spit · · Score: 1

      The Nazi method would be just to move the border.

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    44. Re:information smuggling? by rtb61 · · Score: 1

      Hmm, prove conspiracy, two convicted drugs dealers and reduced sentences, no problem at all and, don't say it doesn't happen. If you really wanted to ship a lot of data across the border in hard format just tape those chips to a cheap remote control model aircraft and fly them across, for fun do it near a border crossing ;).

      As the size of storage media rises this becomes more and more privacy invasive, people will carry their whole private life with them and without a warrant and limits placed on what data can be viewed or kept this is just an Orwellian invasion of the digital self.

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    45. Re:information smuggling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Around 2004 I went to Canada to visit a friend, I brought about 200GB of "TV Shows" to him that he wanted on an internal hard drive. All I brought was the internal hard drive since I could just hook it up when I got there and copy it to his computer. After I copied it I ran a reasonable wipe on the drive since I didnt need it and just in case.. On my way back into the US I was stopped by US Customs. They did not seem to understand the concept of just bringing an internal hard drive instead of a whole computer... After a lot of hassle they took the hard drive to the back then returned it to me after about 20 minutes. When I got home I hooked it up and there was several large junk files created on the drive from whatever they did. I suspect they did this to destroy any data that could have been hidden.. I suspect if I would have had an external hard drive all this would not have happened.. anyway whatever, i really didnt care about anything except them wasting my time..

    46. Re:information smuggling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      No they're not looking for stupid criminals. They know what they're doing. They're using the threat of stupid criminals to allow them to search every American that crosses a border for things that have nothing to do with border security.

    47. Re:information smuggling? by Philip_the_physicist · · Score: 1

      One other point: how hot is the inside of a baking cupcake? I know that roast meats are not heated above 85 degrees or so, even for poultry (and usually lower), even though the oven is far hotter.

    48. Re:information smuggling? by westlake · · Score: 1

      Or hide a microSD card inside a cake? The plastic on a uSD might melt a little, but I suspect the information will still be there.

      This crackpot scheme is worthy of Boris Badanov or an episode from Mad Magazine's Spy vs Spy.

    49. Re:information smuggling? by rubycodez · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      hope you aren't buying into the lie that "90% of guns in mexico are coming from the u.s." That bullshit has been spewed by the back-pedaling liar Barack Obama and the BATF. The actual truth behind that distorted statistic is that most guns in mexico are from non-u.s. sources that can't be traced (Russia, South America, etc). A fraction of those could be traced, less than 20%, and 90% of those came from the U.S.

    50. Re:information smuggling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There seems to be an absence of a certain ornithological piece. A headline regarding mass-awareness of a certain avian variety.

      B-b-b-bird bird bird. B-bird's the word.

    51. Re:information smuggling? by Abreu · · Score: 1

      Hypotheticals aren't conspiracy.
      Bad troll. No cookie (or cupcake)

      At least not here in Mexico... Dunno if your Patriot Act allows it, though...

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    52. Re:information smuggling? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Put them on a storage medium, say a big SD card. ...
        XOR your data with that random stream of bits and store the result on a server in your country. ...
        If you're searched and the SD card is found and copied, you erase it and go back to step one. They have nothing.

      Problem 1 (depending on what the "it" was in clause 3): If they steal your key card,how are YOU supposed to get your data back from the "uncrackable" encryption.

      Problem 2: Your brilliant scheme fails to account for Los Federales applying Brutal-Force decryption techniques.

    53. Re:information smuggling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bird bird bird mchgka bird is the word, ma ma ummah mow mow

    54. Re:information smuggling? by blindseer · · Score: 1

      Actually the BATFE has been quite straightforward that there are few guns getting across the border. I suspect it's partly because there is some (a lot actually) truth to the matter but also because if the guns were coming from the US then it would make them look bad.

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    55. Re:information smuggling? by Mhtsos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I tried that, but then I realized it's a lie.

      Just use this

    56. Re:information smuggling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Problem 1 is solved by not deleting your original back home. You indeed have to go back to step one: Go home, create new random bits, put them on the SD card, encrypt your data and put it on the server, try crossing the border and hope that your one time pad won't be exposed this time around. This protocol puts data security above "convenience."

      Problem 2 is like expecting the border guards to demand access to the files on your server, whether you use this protocol or not. Border guards typically do not have that authority. If they demand that you surrender your encryption keys, you give them the SD card. The random bits are the encryption key.

    57. Re:information smuggling? by jimicus · · Score: 1

      perhaps some of the minimum wage pigs and grunts they hire to pose in their security theatre are stupid enough to believe "checking" a laptop is going to prevent information getting into Mexico and help them create a rival utopia

      In my experience, those hired for such jobs are specifically chosen not to have the intelligence to question such orders even in their own mind.

    58. Re:information smuggling? by veganboyjosh · · Score: 1

      Or attach the chip to a carrier pigeon, and send him flying.

    59. Re:information smuggling? by Mhtsos · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I mean the CAKE is a lie, not what you said
      (I thought of making an obscure reference but I'm not risking a misunderstanding)

    60. Re:information smuggling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The NEXT Nazi germany? Pretty sure we're already unilaterally projecting our power up anyone's ass we feel like, in the name of ideology

      Even if that was really true (which it isn't, of course), I still find it hard to believe that you apparently think that would equate the US with Nazi Germany.

      For one thing, the ideologies are incomparable. Nazi ideology was based on their belief that the Aryan race was inherently superior to everyone else, and that they were justified in taking what they wanted and pushing "inferior" races out of the way. American ideology is based on the belief that democracy and self-determination are important, and they are justified in intervening to overthrow oppressive governments. Bit different, eh?

      Also, last time I checked the USA was not committing genocide.

    61. Re:information smuggling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So, they've been able to trace about 20% (Pretty large statistical proportion) of the guns back to originating country and of those 90% are from the USA? That doesn't perhaps prove anything about the rest 80% (At least not if we make the unfounded claim that "Guns from other countries are somehow harder to trace back") but do we have any reason to believe that the numbers are significantly different in that area?

      Also, USA produces more weapons than any other country, it is extremely easy to buy a weapon (even legally) and leave no trace of it and they have quite a lot of common border. That combined to the statistics....

      Even if the number was "only 50%" of the weapons in Mexico coming from USA, being able to lower that amount would have a massive impact. Even if other sources would replace USA eventually, removing the easiest source of weapons means that the prices would be a lot higher from other sources.

    62. Re:information smuggling? by Laurence0 · · Score: 1

      Problem 1 isn't a problem. Your server back in at your "base" isn't crossing borders, so doesn't have to be secure. This means you can have an unencrypted copy of the data on it. In order to get the data safely across the border without The Man being able to get a copy, you need to get two things across separately - the encrypted data and the one time pad. As long as the agents don't get a copy of both of them, the data is safe.

      So, you encrypt the data, giving you data(1) and key(1), and try to cross the border with key(1). If you get stopped, and it's confiscated/copied/looked at in a strange way/whatever, then you delete it, go back and repeat the first stage with a different key to get data(2) and key(2). You can do this as many times as is necessary - it doesn't matter how many different keys they get as long as they don't get a matching pair of data(n) and key(n).

      Once you've managed to get a key across without it being inspected, you can then pull the data for that key over the net. At this point, it doesn't matter if they get a copy of the data - without the key it's useless. Once you've got that, you then use the key to decrypt the data, and bam. You have your original data on the other side of the border.

      (note that you could also carry the data across on another trip on another SD card, instead of using the net, and as long as it doesn't get confiscated, you've still succeeded)

    63. Re:information smuggling? by Laurence0 · · Score: 1

      Ooops, forgot to mention that your point 2 was quite right though - it's still no protection against rubber hose cryptoanalysis. Although, you'll look relatively innocent in that you're just a "random person" carrying a spare card or two for their digital camera, which would hopefully make you relatively unlikely to get tortured. Even in America.

    64. Re:information smuggling? by addsalt · · Score: 1

      In the Paris metro you now need your ticket to get through the turnstile to get out of the station. Ticket inspectors are now just about non-existent.

    65. Re:information smuggling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where is the planning with another person? Where is the follow through on any of it? Where is the cake?

      BMO

      The cake is a lie.

    66. Re:information smuggling? by Yamata+no+Orochi · · Score: 0

      I mean the CAKE is a lie, not what you said
      (I thought of making an obscure reference but I'm not risking a misunderstanding)

      Because "durhur the cake is a lie" is such an obscure reference.

    67. Re:information smuggling? by HungryHobo · · Score: 1

      Ok so they stop you at the border with what is most certainly encrypted data or a key. it makes literally no difference, either could be viewed as the key to the other.
      If they're the suspicious type they arrest you, while you're in custody they raid your house since you obviously have something to hide and find the data.

      it isn't enough for it to be unbreakable or even just deniable like truecrypt.
      It also has to be pretty much undetectable.

      So how about this: you cross the border with a large photo album on your hard drive. Every photo is harmless, nothing but landscapes and puppies.
      But encoded in the least significant bit of each pixel of each photo is a hidden volume, lets say a truecrypt volume.
      To open that you need a password which is locked away in your head to open and access the hidden plans for your death ray, gang accounts or etc.

      That defeats the problems above as we have stenography, deniability and security.
      No way in hell would you be caught.

    68. Re:information smuggling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with crossing borders isn't that somebody might raid your home. Border guards do not have that authority. The problem is that they may search and copy every storage medium you have with you at the time. Likewise, many countries allow their intelligence services to monitor and record cross-border internet traffic, so neither carrying data in person nor transferring it over the internet is secure. Using standard cryptography, like Truecrypt, means that the data which they copied from your media or a recorded transmission may at a later time be compromised due to a vulnerability becoming known or the key size coming into sheer brute force range. Steganography (stenography is shorthand) may fool the guards while you're crossing the border, but if any suspicion arises, even later on, a closer look at a stored copy of your data might reveal the payload. Since you can not know beforehand whether the border guards will make a copy of your data, despite it looking like a photo album, that is an unacceptable risk.

      Using a one-time-pad solves the problem because a) it is proven to be secure against any form of cryptanalysis and, consequently, b) recorded data is useless once the other half is destroyed. If your storage medium is copied at the border, your data is not compromised. You "just" have to try again.

      (If you want to take data out of a less friendly country, use the protocol in reverse: Create an upload server and the one time pad in the country where your home won't be raided, store the pad offline and take a copy across the border. If the key makes it across uncompromised, encrypt (XOR with the pad) the data and send it to your server over the internet. Destroy the key. Cross the border again (without any data). Back at your server, download the encrypted data, decrypt with the offline copy of the pad, delete the pad.)

      You can always combine this protocol with steganography to avoid suspicion and reduce the risk of having your one time pad archived at the border. Similarly, depending on the threat model, you may want to expand the internet transmission with steganography to reduce the randomness of the signal and make it look less like encrypted information.

    69. Re:information smuggling? by sabs · · Score: 1

      uh are you on crack?

      Roasting meats:

      Internal temp of a chicken: 160 or so.
      Internal temp of Beef Roast:
      Rare: 110
      Medium Rare: 120
      Medium: 130-135 ish
      Medium Well - 145

      If you eat chicken that's only been internally heated to 85 degrees you'll get really really sick.

    70. Re:information smuggling? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      For one thing, the ideologies are incomparable. Nazi ideology was based on their belief that the Aryan race was inherently superior to everyone else, and that they were justified in taking what they wanted and pushing "inferior" races out of the way. American ideology is based on the belief that democracy and self-determination are important, and they are justified in intervening to overthrow oppressive governments. Bit different, eh?

      Uh, no. The difference is in your description. Also, you are wrong about what we're trying to spread. American ideology is based on the belief that capitalism is god, and that spreading it across the world is a worthy goal. Self-Determination? That's why we decide which country will be a puppet democracy with elections even more bullshit than ours?

      America is the evil empire. As a nation we are not interested in world peace unless it is under our terms. We are the big bullies who have yet to have a good ass-kicking and it shows in our attitude. And we bankroll people who are committing genocide every day; follow the money. We make it possible. Shit, when we invaded Panama to maintain our sovereign rights over the region, we filled up mass graves with those who stood in the way of our capitalist imperialism.

      We are the latest incarnation of the Roman empire. We economically enslave those we conquer and bleed their country dry before we move on to the next.

      There's a lot of great things about this country, but none of our military actions are among them. We knew full well what was going on in Germany (the service contract for the concentration camps' computers was handled right out of Armonk, NY, and IBM not only made the machines but actually printed the punch cards which recorded prisoner status, including their disposal) and entered the conflict when it suited us economically, so even WWII isn't a bright spot, and given what I know about that I'm starting to suspect WWI.

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    71. Re:information smuggling? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Ok. The suggestion made it sound like encrypting the ORIGINAL. It was late and I was tired. ;)

    72. Re:information smuggling? by Golddess · · Score: 3, Insightful

      And for every idiot caught, there are unknown numbers who did the smart thing and sent it encrypted via some physical mail service, FTP, or any number of other methods that such searching does absolutely jack for.

      So why, exactly, is it acceptable to toss out the 4th amendment when all we're doing is removing one of many easy methods of transferring data across the border?

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    73. Re:information smuggling? by dyingtolive · · Score: 1

      "He said anyone coming across could be a terrorist, drug dealer or someone trying to carry or take information out of the country by hiding it in a smaller device."

      Why not just FTP it. Or hide a microSD card inside a cake? It should bake okay, the chip inside gets put under higher temps than the inside of cupcake when they place them on a PCB. The plastic on a uSD might melt a little, but I suspect the information will still be there.

      It's because it's not actually about people trying to move data out of the country anymore than it is about the war we've been in with Eastasia for as long as I can remember.

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    74. Re:information smuggling? by crackspackle · · Score: 1

      ... perhaps some of the minimum wage pigs and grunts they hire to pose in their security theatre are stupid enough to believe "checking" a laptop is going to prevent information getting into Mexico and help them create a rival utopia, but it seems like a bit of a waste of time to me. Still, I'm sure it all makes sense to someone.

      Right or wrong, the law makes perfect sense. If an agent is suspicious, he can search whatever is in your possession. It's not likely they'll search your laptop looking for something incriminating but instead the search will be triggered by other events. While it may seem pointless because anyone with any computer skill at all would not put incriminating data on a laptop and try to carry it across the border, they probably would find lots of other useful information that would paint a picture of who is coming or going This is a warrant free pass that can't be so easily obtained once the border has been crossed.

    75. Re:information smuggling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hypotheticals aren't conspiracy.

      Until one of the people discussing the "hypothetical" actually commits the crime. Then it becomes a conspiracy.

    76. Re:information smuggling? by SeeSp0tRun · · Score: 1

      Ze cake is a spy!

      --
      Something witty.
    77. Re:information smuggling? by clintonmonk · · Score: 1

      Just ask Keanu Reeves. Only dolphins are smart enough to find hidden data. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Johnny_Mnemonic_(film)

    78. Re:information smuggling? by Anomalyst · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Calling it "security theater" gives it too much respectability and implies a venue of similar classiness, it is really "security vaudeville".

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      There is no right to feel safe thru security vaudeville at the expense of everyone's freedom, privacy and tax money.
    79. Re:information smuggling? by Chyeld · · Score: 1

      Not everyone plays with geeks all day long, and those of us who don't sometimes have to remember to readjust our self-censors before switching between. Just because he forgot his audience in his rush to avoid unintentional offense doesn't mean you should be rude.

    80. Re:information smuggling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You associate with a customs and border patrol agent. I hope you feel as guilty about this as you should.

    81. Re:information smuggling? by Yamata+no+Orochi · · Score: 0

      I think it's important not to quash efforts to reduce idiotic Portal jokes, even if it means letting someone be a little rude.

    82. Re:information smuggling? by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      The X-Ray will pick it up. Inside a cake is probably the worst place to put it. You would probably be better putting it inside a camera, with some harmless looking snaps in the DCIM folder. If they use the camera to look at the pictures, they most likely won't find anything else.

    83. Re:information smuggling? by demonvoid · · Score: 1

      They don't care about cakes because the cake is a lie.

    84. Re:information smuggling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently, the US is promoting the new meme, "Travel Naked!" interesting campaign from such a puritanical country.

      More seriously, this basically means I should travel with zero gear, put my stuff on a net drive... and then spend money at my destination to rent/buy stuff to use while there thus increasing the trade deficit. Between the INS and the Border/Customs people, I don't understand why anyone visits or citizens even return to this place anymore.

    85. Re:information smuggling? by Nocuous · · Score: 1

      The cake is a lie! (I run about 1-2 years behind the times.)

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    86. Re:information smuggling? by Gilmoure · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Have you ever tried housework wearing just high-heels and pearls? If nothing else, it encourages the neighbors to stop looking in your windows. At least until they get goggles and eye-bleach.

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    87. Re:information smuggling? by SysPig · · Score: 1

      Say what? No frosting? Come on...

      It's a piece of cake to bake a pretty cake.

    88. Re:information smuggling? by The+Wild+Norseman · · Score: 1

      You would probably be better putting it inside a camera, with some harmless looking snaps in the DCIM folder. If they use the camera to look at the pictures, they most likely won't find anything else.

      You know, one could do it even better and use those programs that hide the data within the pics themselves.

      --
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    89. Re:information smuggling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then you have to get the one-time pad across the border too. Asymmetric encryption though...

    90. Re:information smuggling? by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      Presumably you have an existing relationship with the person across the border..

    91. Re:information smuggling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suggest you avoid purchasing any flash media for the next year then, as that would qualify as an "act to effect the object of the conspiracy"

    92. Re:information smuggling? by treeves · · Score: 1

      If you eat chicken that's only been internally heated to 85 degrees you'll get really really sick.

      Probably, not certainly.
      OTOH, just the texture, smell etc. of raw chicken in my mouth would be enough to make me vomit.

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    93. Re:information smuggling? by treeves · · Score: 1

      Oh, sorry for replying to my own message, but I think there was confusion about units. 85C is more than hot enough and makes sense given his "and usually lower" comment. Probably that's what GP meant. Your units are degrees F. Wish we could do away with them, although I was raised with them too.

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      ...the future crusty old bastards are already drinking the Kool-Aid.
    94. Re:information smuggling? by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      Even if other sources would replace USA eventually, removing the easiest source of weapons means that the prices would be a lot higher from other sources.

      Yeah, and just like Washington state taxing Microsoft for their tax avoidance activity of booking their licenses in another state -- the increased expense would just be passed on to the consumers of the respective product.

      In other words, your quarter just got more expensive.

      --
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    95. Re:information smuggling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where is the cake?

      Must... resist... obvious...

    96. Re:information smuggling? by raju1kabir · · Score: 1

      A "gang" that goes around conspiring to cadge one-euro Metro rides? Pretty damn badass. What's next, stealing power by plugging AA battery chargers into outlets in the library?

      --
      "Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because you were born in it." -- GBS
    97. Re:information smuggling? by Philip_the_physicist · · Score: 1

      Yeah, sorry, I was using Celsius, not Fahrenheit. Stupid mistake that, I should have known better

    98. Re:information smuggling? by Philip_the_physicist · · Score: 1

      For clarification, I was using Celsius, not Fahrenheit. Sorry about that, I know I should have added units.

    99. Re:information smuggling? by stephanruby · · Score: 1

      The Paris full-body turnstiles are especially difficult to get out of, but it doesn't mean people don't try. Several times, I've seen people pass two at a time, those turnstiles will usually sound an alarm, and what not, but they don't make them completely impassable, otherwise fat americans such as myself wouldn't be able to get through.

      Also, I believe some metro tickets are heavily discounted for disabled people, the elderly, and cops, so if someone is using an heavily discounted metro ticket that a family member gave them, a turnstile wouldn't be able to stop them (unless there was also an inspector or a guard keeping an eye on the turnstile).

    100. Re:information smuggling? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You gotta do the cooking by the book.

    101. Re:information smuggling? by Teun · · Score: 1

      -- Aqui en Mexico, todos los trabajadores tenemos acceso a servicios de salud publica.

      Indeed.
      When I was working in Mexico the company had a contract with a private clinic.
      We found their advise suspicious (there is no Malaria or Dengue fever in Tabasco) and following the suggestion of our maid we went to the public clinic in our town and received the (more appropriate) inoculations free of cost!

      --
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    102. Re:information smuggling? by danielobvt · · Score: 1

      CBP (Customs and Border Patrol were around far before the creation of DHS... Customs in particular is one of the oldest missions of the US Government... it used to be the sole manner that the federal body could raise revenue). DHS is just a conglomeration of a number of other agencies that already existed with an extra layer of bureaucracy at the higher level... Maybe you can complain about the extra spending, but just getting rid of DHS won't make this stuff go away, the agencies will just revert to their previous Agencies/Departments that they were in prior to the creation of DHS.... Expansion of the mission/decrees really come from the top. I do not see _ANY_ substantive difference between the Bush administration and the Obama administration on matters such as this, since for different reasons they offer certain levels of control that both find politically useful (since you never cede power when you have the chance... look at the recent push for the renewal of the Patriot Act from the WH).

  2. Encryption! by AK+Dave · · Score: 1, Funny

    Cue the flamewar.

  3. I predict... by Jaysyn · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... that US customs agents will some of the first thugs against the wall when the revolution comes.

    --
    There is a war going on for your mind.
    1. Re:I predict... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I predict you'll die alone.

    2. Re:I predict... by Cal27 · · Score: 2, Funny

      ... that you accidentally the whole verb.

    3. Re:I predict... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still vote to do the lawyers 1st. The lawyers gave the customs agents the right to do this. (all lawyers, ACLU too)

    4. Re:I predict... by Tanman · · Score: 4, Funny

      I predict that you need a verb!

      I mean, this isn't grammar nazi'ing. I'm genuinely interested -- what exactly were you trying to say?

      will be?
      will question?
      will throw?
      will hump?
      will tazer?
      will shoot?
      will have a tea party?
      will rave with?

      will WHAAAAAT?!?!?!

    5. Re:I predict... by ZosX · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No revolution is successful because it always ends up in evolution. Somethings change, somethings always stay the same. We don't need a revolution, we need to uphold our constitution. A lot of this stuff should really be unconstitutional and needs to be challenged more. Didn't the supreme court rule that customs cannot do roadside drug searches inside our borders, and yet they do it anyways because it really doesn't apply within 150 miles of the border? 150 miles is a lot of land and contains a very sizable portion of our population.

    6. Re:I predict... by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Including the entire state of Florida.

      http://www.wired.com/threatlevel/2008/10/aclu-assails-10/

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      There is a war going on for your mind.
    7. Re:I predict... by Jaysyn · · Score: 1, Funny

      Be or push depending if you like freedome or a police state.

      Pretend it's a madlib. :D

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      There is a war going on for your mind.
    8. Re:I predict... by SteveFoerster · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We don't need a revolution, we need to uphold our constitution.

      You mean scale the federal government back only to those things explicitly authorized in Article I, Section 8 minus those things prohibited by the Bill of Rights? If wouldn't be revolutionary, I don't know what would be!

      --
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    9. Re:I predict... by sexconker · · Score: 1

      As long as we're not including Phoenix Wright, I'm in.

    10. Re:I predict... by MozeeToby · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The problem is that it's easier to find loopholes than it is to plug them. All it takes is one guy at DHS thinking in his cubical to come up with a semi-plausible legal rational for this kind of thing. To have the rational refuted takes someone willing to sacrafice years of their life and fight it all the way to the supreme court. It takes thousands of man hours, sometimes millions of dollars to refute even the simpliest of arguments. And what happens after? The DHS says 'oh well' and goes back to the way things were before. No one is held accountable, no one is punished, and there is nothing to prevent the same worthless peon from coming up with another rational a week later.

    11. Re:I predict... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having the American government actually uphold it's constitution may actually be revolutionary.

    12. Re:I predict... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The government's giving them powers, see, so they can throw the first thugs of the revolution up against the wall by sheer force of will alone!

    13. Re:I predict... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was trying to say that he accidentally the whole verb. Really, have you ever accidentally something before? If you had, you would know perfectly well what he was saying. The last time I accidentally my screwdriver, I was so surprised, it took a long time to calm down.

    14. Re:I predict... by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      No revolution is successful because it always ends up in evolution.

      No revolution changes anything because at the end of a revolution, the system is by definition in the same state.

      You need either 1/2 a revolution if you want to go in the opposite direction or 1/4 revolution if you want to go at right angles.

      Revolutionaries should have figured this out by now.

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      Made from the freshest electrons.
    15. Re:I predict... by kyz · · Score: 1

      You accidentally a whole customs agent?

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      Does my bum look big in this?
    16. Re:I predict... by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      "Will" is the verb. When the revolution comes, the US border patrol will develop psychic powers with which they will push very old thugs against the wall. The GP merely used the wrong tense; "will will" would've been correct.

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    17. Re:I predict... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For a cop question, throw, hump, tazer and shoot are all verbs correlating to the same activity.

    18. Re:I predict... by mdwh2 · · Score: 1

      I remember once on a webforum I saw, someone who worked for US customs started a post, asking why people hated them so much, and saying he was going to try to answer people's criticisms.

      And you know what? I've never seen so much arrogance and sense of entitlement at being able to mess up other people's rights. He pretty much confirmed every bad stereotype there was about US customs employees.

    19. Re:I predict... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, I actually saw something similar over at The Consumerist.

    20. Re:I predict... by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      Everyday & twice on Sunday.

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      There is a war going on for your mind.
    21. Re:I predict... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      e pretty much confirmed every bad stereotype there was about US customs employees.

      And how do you know he was really a fed, and not just someone acting out the stereotype? And just be careful; not every 12-year-old girl looking for a sugar daddy online is really 12 years old or a girl.

    22. Re:I predict... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's okay, friend. He only accidentally his whole verb.

    23. Re:I predict... by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      That's just it.
      I feel like a radical. I describe myself as a Libertarian / Constitutional Fundamentalist and in so doing people look at me like I'm crazy. I honestly think the government sees people like me as a bigger threat than anyone else. It is our simple lack of organization that keeps us from being in the crosshairs...

      damn I do sound like a nut.
      still, the point stands, wanting to bring back the constitution makes you a radical these days.
      -nB

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    24. Re:I predict... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      will accidentally...

    25. Re:I predict... by jcr · · Score: 1

      As many people have said, the US constitution isn't perfect, but it's better than what we have now.

      -jcr

      --
      The only title of honor that a tyrant can grant is "Enemy of the State."
    26. Re:I predict... by gwolf · · Score: 1

      We don't need a revolution, we need to uphold our constitution.

      Now that would be revolutionary!

      Oh, wait...

  4. Linux laptop by Darylium · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I wonder what they'll do when they search my 'unusable' Linux laptop.

    1. Re:Linux laptop by tenton · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I wonder what they'll do when they search my 'unusable' Linux laptop.

      See you in 30 days.

      FTFA: CBP is authorized to keep an item or person in question for up to 30 days, although generally this is only if the subject is put into custody.

    2. Re:Linux laptop by MichaelSmith · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Years ago I left Adelaide on a domestic flight with a laptop loaded with mandrake in my luggage. The departure was delayed 30 minutes on an excuse (said they needed to change a wheel, but I could see the plane and that didn't happen). So I got to Melbourne, unpacked the laptop and the battery was dead flat. It must have been started after I packed it, and not stopped properly.

    3. Re:Linux laptop by Urza9814 · · Score: 1

      They're only _authorized_ to hold you for 30 days. In reality they'll occasionally hold people for _years_.

      Good luck.

    4. Re:Linux laptop by noundi · · Score: 1

      I wonder what they'll do when they search my 'unusable' Linux laptop.

      See you in 30 days.

      FTFA: CBP is authorized to keep an item or person in question for up to 30 days, although generally this is only if the subject is put into custody.

      You see it's that "generally" part that frightens me the most. Who were these other poor people?

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    5. Re:Linux laptop by bersl2 · · Score: 1

      Just put a throw-away OS on the hard drive, use it a bit to make it look realistic, boot your real OS from CD-R or DVD-R, and grab your data over SCP/SFTP or other encrypted file transfer method. Nothing they are authorized to detain will do them any good. There is nothing to decrypt either.

      I'm sure the intelligence services have bugs that are OS-independent. They'll get you if they really want you.

    6. Re:Linux laptop by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      You see it's that "generally" part that frightens me the most. Who were these other poor people?

      What people? We didn't see no people...

    7. Re:Linux laptop by omuls+are+tasty · · Score: 1

      And they installed FreeBSD on it?

    8. Re:Linux laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      just boot to console and make it that you have to manually start the xserver, they'll be like WTF? you can say real people use links!

    9. Re:Linux laptop by mikael · · Score: 1

      Did the screen work when you got the laptop back?

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    10. Re:Linux laptop by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Hell, don't worry about that. It doesn't need to be secret. They can only search data going through the border at that time.

      You can have a computer that boots up and says 'Enter URL of encrypted file', downloading and running the file when you do so, and they, in theory, can't do a thing about it, because they can only search the device you actually have in your hand. They can't make you download data onto the device for them to search!

      Heck, you can have one that says 'Press enter to download and run virtual machine', with no password at all, and, legally, you aren't taking that data through customs, so legally they can't search that data. Might want to password protect that just in case, though.

      All these plans about smuggling data, or transferring it over the net, are a bit silly when you take into account the fact that they can only search what you are physically possessing and carrying over the border. They can't demand passwords to data not on the system, even if the system is clearly set up to use those things.

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    11. Re:Linux laptop by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      System logs should tell you if it was started.

    12. Re:Linux laptop by MichaelSmith · · Score: 1

      Yes. Why? They just got confused and couldn't shut it down.

    13. Re:Linux laptop by mikael · · Score: 1

      One time I took a flight. For whatever reason, the airport staff (or Ryanair) insisted that all hand luggage must be put in the hold of the plane. I was forced to put my laptop bag in the hold of the plane. Needless to say, when it came back, the CCFL tube of the backlight was broken. Fortunately, it was insured, but an inconvenience anyway.

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  5. ...and then a quick call... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "Blue corvette with three gringos heading south route X should pass through your village in 20 minutes. They have laptops, top-notch cellphones, some GPS stuff and wallets full of cash. I'd say some $15k in various assets. Remember, 10% is mine."

    1. Re:...and then a quick call... by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 5, Funny

      Blue corvette with three gringos heading south

      Those are some very close friends.

    2. Re:...and then a quick call... by Itninja · · Score: 2, Funny

      Never said is was a car.

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    3. Re:...and then a quick call... by newcastlejon · · Score: 1

      Good luck catching a plane ese.

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    4. Re:...and then a quick call... by sexconker · · Score: 1

      And it's passing through the village and instead of over it?

    5. Re:...and then a quick call... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, it was three van's and 74 gringos...

      http://news.aol.com/article/california-border-agents-fire-at-van/682472

    6. Re:...and then a quick call... by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      They share a mailing address in Oakland, California. Need I say more?

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    7. Re:...and then a quick call... by Kozz · · Score: 3, Funny

      Blue corvette with three gringos heading south

      Those are some very close friends.

      So, you're saying they're three amigos?

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    8. Re:...and then a quick call... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They ARE very close friends! They are... the ÂThree Amigos! (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C2%A1Three_Amigos!)

    9. Re:...and then a quick call... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And naive, if they expect they can drive through mexico in an expensive sports car without attracting unwanted attention.

      Rule of thumb: when only a small minority of the population is wealthy enough to own a car, let alone a motorcycle or moped, then you as a visitor do not drive a car. You take the bus like everyone else, preferably during daylight hours.

  6. Security Theater at its finest by tenton · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Searching the 9/11 hijackers wouldn't have stopped them. It's not like they had their plans saved on their computers. Why do we accept this kind of crap whenever anyone says the magic words "9/11"? We don't even need to change the policy at the airport...people are going to beat down hijackers now, on their own.

    They who can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. Ben Franklin.

    1. Re:Security Theater at its finest by geekoid · · Score: 4, Funny

      Yep, I think security on air craft would be paid for and determined by the airlines.

      That way the market can chose how secure to be.

      Maybe a pass on security if you get on naked, eating a pork sausages and say 'There is no God'.

      That would increase security immeasurably.

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    2. Re:Security Theater at its finest by Ozlanthos · · Score: 0, Troll

      I couldn't agree more. This nanny-state "we are doing this to PROTECT you" bullshit has gone on long enough. Frankly I am kind of sick of it. "We need to put GPS on your phone, and in your car, so we can be right there to help you if you crash, or need other assistance". "What? No no, the GPS chip in your phone isn't tracking your every movement. That's just crazy!" "Cash for clunkers....trade in your non-GPS enabled vehicle, for a new fully GPS-enabled hyper-computerized vehicle". Never mind the fact that we are "getting rid of" your old vehicle (not trying to recover some of the investment on the second-hand parts market...just "getting rid of"). Can't have people repairing non-GPS enabled vehicles for too long... Just remember that GPS is a two-way (more like seven-way, but you get the point) street. In order for them to tell you how to get to where you are going, they have to know where you are!

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      -Oz

    3. Re:Security Theater at its finest by MaskedSlacker · · Score: 4, Funny

      Bacon-loving nudist atheists fly for free on my airline!

    4. Re:Security Theater at its finest by joeyblades · · Score: 1

      We lost the war on terrorism on 9/12 - right after we changed our behaviors and started giving up our own freedoms...

    5. Re:Security Theater at its finest by The_Wilschon · · Score: 3, Informative

      Just to clarify an oft-misunderstood point: GPS is a receiver thing. Your GPS unit need only receive signals from the satellites to identify your location. Your GPS unit does not ever have to transmit anything at all. A road-map-path-finding GPS navigation unit could conceivably contain all the map data and a processor powerful enough to do the path finding, and you could use it with every assurance that you were disclosing your location to no one. I have no idea whether or not GPS nav units on the market are so self contained, but nothing inherent about GPS involves the ability of anyone to track you.

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    6. Re:Security Theater at its finest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, you realize the GPS devices don't have to broadcast where they are, right? They only need to receive signals from the satellites. Using stored knowledge of the satellites and the coded signals from them, the GPS unit can place itself. Anyway, if it were sending out a signal, then your location could be found simply by triangulating the signal, which is admittedly less precise than GPS. You are right that anyone that carries a cell phone and leaves it on all the time (like most people I know, including myself) can be tracked.

    7. Re:Security Theater at its finest by EdIII · · Score: 4, Funny

      Maybe a pass on security if you get on naked, eating a pork sausages and say 'There is no God'.

      Ahhh, Sunday morning traditions at my house.

    8. Re:Security Theater at its finest by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      I have no idea whether or not GPS nav units on the market are so self contained, but nothing inherent about GPS involves the ability of anyone to track you.

      Pretty much most of them are self contained and contain no mechanism for sending out that data real time. And if you are paranoid enough that you believe it is collecting data and clandestinely sends it out when you plug it into your PC at home when you do a major route plan or update, you can always not do that.

      I've not plugged my GPS unit into anything but my cigarette lighter for years.

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    9. Re:Security Theater at its finest by aztracker1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Only if they're 21-30 and female here...

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    10. Re:Security Theater at its finest by pluther · · Score: 5, Insightful

      They attacked us because they hate our freedom.

      So we get rid of it. Makes sense.

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    11. Re:Security Theater at its finest by ceoyoyo · · Score: 4, Funny

      And not too bacon loving.

    12. Re:Security Theater at its finest by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      people are going to beat down hijackers now, on their own

      Shhh.. if you mention that the 9/11 problem was solved in a plane over a field in rural PA just over an hour after the first plane hit the towers by ordinary Americans (who can comprehend real security very well) then there's no need for massive expansion of government. Why aren't you patriotic?

      What's next, are you going to tell us that with hardened cockpit doors there's absolutely no need to confiscate small pointy objects from passengers? You one of those terrists, son?

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    13. Re:Security Theater at its finest by pipatron · · Score: 1

      In order for them to tell you how to get to where you are going, they have to know where you are!

      Hm? GPS is one-way only, it's not like your USB-powered $3 chip can transmit your position to the GPS satellites. Then you can chose to not use navigational tools that you don't have any control over (hardware units, closed-source solutions, "cloud computing"), and you're all set.

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    14. Re:Security Theater at its finest by tobiah · · Score: 1

      Totally, 9/11 immunized America against hijacking before the day was over.

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    15. Re:Security Theater at its finest by MartinSchou · · Score: 1

      Bacon-loving - check
      nudist - sure, why not
      atheist - check

      And why wouldn't I be willing to hijack a plane for some political cause? Maybe the BLNA liberation front wants to make a point about security theatre being just that, and conclude that if you kill a few hundred people to free hundreds of millions from oppression, you're making a logical sacrifice?

    16. Re:Security Theater at its finest by jcr · · Score: 1

      If you ever have occasion to meet any of the idiots who voted for the PATRIOT act without reading it, slap them good and hard.

      -jcr

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    17. Re:Security Theater at its finest by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      If there's no God then where did you get the delicious pork sausages? Figure that one out!

    18. Re:Security Theater at its finest by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      You can't fool me. I know what kind of technology the government has. Every time you take a sextant reading, they can tell exactly where you are.

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    19. Re:Security Theater at its finest by FearForWings · · Score: 1

      I would support any cause to topple the tyrannical forces of the BLNA.
      Those murderous bastards will stop at nothing to collect home owner dues.

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    20. Re:Security Theater at its finest by jc42 · · Score: 1

      I have no idea whether or not GPS nav units on the market are so self contained, but nothing inherent about GPS involves the ability of anyone to track you.

      The GPS-only nav devices are pretty much all self-contained. But newer devices are appearing on the market that include both GPS and wireless networking. My wife and I both carry one now. She has an iPhone and I have a G1 Android phone; both come out of the box with functioning GPS plus both cell-phone and wifi for downloading maps dynamically.

      This is both a good and a bad thing. We have a 6-year-old Garmin GPS gadget whose maps are no longer correct for some parts of the local road system. We live near Boston, and the Big Dig seriously altered a lot of the streets and highways on the south side of the city. Updating the maps for that area would cost us $150 for a new set of CDs, and we haven't done it.

      Both the GPS-enabled cell phones dynamically download maps of the immediate vicinity, and those maps are (usually) current. But we've found that when we drive out into the countryside and lose cell service, we often run off the map, and don't see any more maps until we drive into an area with cell service. The people who write the software haven't figured out that we need a way to tell it to look ahead and pre-load the maps.

      So neither kind of GPS gadget does a good job of providing correct maps all the time, even for areas inside or near a major US city.

      But, getting back to the quote above, they can all provide a history of our GPS coordinates during the recent past. Except for when the go crazy and think we're driving around somewhere out in the ocean. (And that's not hypothetical.) It'd be fun to see some authority try to use the GPS gadgets' history in court, and try to explain the "evidence" saying we'd been driving around 20 miles out at sea for half an hour, and then we zipped at 800 mph to a point on a highway 15 miles inland. Or all the times that we apparently drove off a road onto a lake, drove around on the lake a while, then drove back to the road.

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    21. Re:Security Theater at its finest by shentino · · Score: 1

      Indeed.

      Why don't they just man each flight with an armed guard or two?

    22. Re:Security Theater at its finest by kramerd · · Score: 1

      You idiot.

      Pork sausages. Clearly came from a pig originally. Then some magical happened at a factory, and the grocery store workers sold it to the end user. God had nothing to do with it.

    23. Re:Security Theater at its finest by Lars512 · · Score: 1

      They attacked us because they hate our freedom.

      Damn those Americans and their freedom! Let's get them. Seriously though, freedom is too abstract an idea to hate. I find this type of language somewhat confusing. If instead of "freedom" you used "western culture", "scientific enquiry", "christianity", "atheism" or "colonialism" I would understand. If instead of "hate", you said "envy", "feel threatened by", "can't understand", then I would get it. Maybe it's just me, but when you say someone hates freedom, I can't help but think that you're radically oversimplifying them.

    24. Re:Security Theater at its finest by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      Liar! We know those little 5v/750mA gadgets are actually s00per-sekret government traps that can send radio waves in spaaaaaaaaaaaaace

    25. Re:Security Theater at its finest by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      If you ever have occasion to meet any of the idiots who voted for the PATRIOT act without reading it, slap them good and hard.

      -jcr

      With a brick (whether you want to wrap a slice of lemon around it first is up to you)

    26. Re:Security Theater at its finest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Interesting point, it's kind of like "Body of Lies" or "Traitor". They both have terrorists cells using notes and person to person communication.

    27. Re:Security Theater at its finest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup, the security theater established in general by the airport authorities is laughable. And the USA is not alone in that. So far, I have passed through Germany, UK, France, Spain, Italy, among other airports (no USA as I do not want Amarican visa requirements).

      I have a theory about how terrorists could get dangerous materials in an airplane (I hope the anti-terror officials have already though of this), here it goes:

      Let's say some bad-guy gets a bag like this (laptop bag with wheels and extensible handle[made of metal]).
      The same guy, gets some aluminum powder, iron oxide, one or two sparklers and a fire starter.

      Then, the guy puts everything inside the extensible handler (some of them do not have anything inside) and takes it with him to the plane cabin. The cocktail is not shown in the x-ray because of the metallic nature of the handle).

      To finalize, while in the plane, the guy can setup the cocktail in his seat and take it to the toilet. Inside there he uses the fire-starter to ignite the sparkler which will ignite the aluminium/iron mix and cause a thermite reaction.

      As a possible modification, the cocktail could be covered with ice to make the thing explode.

      WTH, I'll post it as anonymous if it helps of something. note that it is not my objective to give ideas to terrorists... it is just that every time I pass through the security check area I feel very uncomfortable knowing that this would be possible. BTW, this idea was based on a documentary I saw of one guy smuggling a knife in a commercial flight using this method.

    28. Re:Security Theater at its finest by benwiggy · · Score: 1

      Tried hard to let this go, but I can't. Sorry.

      This idea that Johnny Arab sits down with his friends, and says: "Grrrrr! How dare the Americans have all these freedoms. Let's bomb them!" is just nonsense.

      "They" couldn't give a toss about the freedoms that US citizens may or may not enjoy. What they actually care about, in an admittedly tragic and misguided way, is about American Foreign Policy in the Middle East, particularly the clusterfuck that is the Palestinian situation.

      The notion that "they hate us because of our freedoms" is disingenuous Orwellian propaganda. And the sooner that the American people realises this, the better.

    29. Re:Security Theater at its finest by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      The people who write the software haven't figured out that we need a way to tell it to look ahead and pre-load the maps.

      xGPS on a (jailbroken) iPhone can do this. It uses Google maps, and you can specify areas in advance for it to cache.

      Although annoyingly it's via 'hilight a rectangle' instead of it figuring it out from a pre-plotted route. But you can also do this via computer and download it to your phone, although I've never figured out the point of that. (Maybe people without wifi but with a computer?)

      But you can also tell it to cache everything it gets, and follow the route yourself in advance. (I wish they'd add a 'fly route' mode like Google Earth, which would make this simpler.) Although, if you do this, IIRC, you have to remember to actually clear your cache occasionally, or any amount of traveling will fill your phone.

      And, yes, I also wonder how GPS evidence works in court. I've only had occasion to use xGPS a few times, but I do know it's incorrect at my house, placing me a good eight miles away most of the time. That's not even vaguely close!

      But oddly enough, once I turned it on in town, where it is correct, and drove to my house, glancing at it along the way to see at what point it went so horrible wrong...and it happily proceeded to correctly locate me the entire distance, and continued to do so once I got there! It's only if I start using it at my house that it's wrong. (One day I need to turn it on as I leave and see when it become correct.)

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    30. Re:Security Theater at its finest by Thing+1 · · Score: 1

      (One day I need to turn it on as I leave and see when it become correct.)

      Please, seriously, have a passenger help you with this quest for information.

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    31. Re:Security Theater at its finest by Jens+Bergqvist · · Score: 1

      Ah.. The inherent virtues of our adaptable western society save the day...

    32. Re:Security Theater at its finest by Jens+Bergqvist · · Score: 1

      For some reason we (as in the western world) decided that the proper response to a paramilitary attack on the Twin Towers was a full scale military assault on the entire muslim world rather than a repeat of the (proved) successful Marshal Plan response of pumping in massive amounts of capital into the disadvantaged countries. The latter solution would have wiped out the roots of muslim terrorism (poverty and hopelessness) but we chose to reinforce just those feelings instead. What the hell do we do now?

    33. Re:Security Theater at its finest by jc42 · · Score: 1

      ... have a passenger help you with this quest for information.

      Heh. The problem is inherent in most GPS devices. Figuring out your position using only the data being broadcast by GPS satellites is an iterative process, and depending on the positions of the satellites, it can take a while for the numbers to converge. Especially on the underpowered CPUs that are in most handheld devices. Yes, there's a solution: Leave the GPS hardware powered on permanently. This isn't practical with current battery and antenna technology. A handheld phone's battery can't keep GPS hardware alive overnight. GPS antennas have improved over the past decade, but batteries haven't improved much. So the GPS hardware gets turned off until you tell the gadget to turn it on by doing something like clicking on your phone's map icon.

      When I click on my G1's "Maps" icon at home, it typically comes up showing my position about 6 blocks (1/2 mile, 2/3 km) south of the house, in the middle of a wooded area. After a delay of 2 to 20 seconds or so, it usually jumps to the correct location. Except when it jumps to some place that's wildly wrong, such as the day it told me I was about 100 miles to the southeast, some 20 miles east of Cape Cod, and headed north at around 50 or 60 mph. Then it popped to the correct location, so I quickly switched to the "Where am I?" screen, and found that my current velocity was west-northwest at nearly 300 mph. Then as I watched, it reported some impressive braking, to 0 mph.

      Somehow, I don't think either of our cars is quite capable of that driving feat.

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    34. Re:Security Theater at its finest by majid_aldo · · Score: 1

      NOOO! they attacked b/c of "our" foreign policy!

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    35. Re:Security Theater at its finest by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually NONE of the new efforts would have stopped the 9/11 hijackers. Carbon fiber box-cutters is still not detected by most scanners and no metal detectors will trigger either (no metal). Inspecting whatever electronics they had (if any) wouldn't have revealed anything either.

      Fluid restrictions are stupid because you're allowed 1000 ml of fluids but it only takes 200 ml (1/5th) of liquid explosive to down a plane, and even less if you just want access to the locked cockpit. And scanning shoes... It takes a clunky plateau heel or similar to hold enough explosive (has to be extra stable due to the continuous shocks that comes from placing it in a shoe) to cause damage and yet they scan all shoes, even flat sandals and dress shoes with paper thin soles. Huge waste of time and major inconvenience to the travelers.

      Now, a proper high level profiling on the other hand... People with suspicious behavior or suspicious friends should result in closer scrutiny and this WOULD have stopped ALL the 9/11 hijackers.

  7. ICE has nearly unlimited search power... by pongo000 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...which is rather scary. Used to work for US Customs many years ago (before it was ICE), and we were legally permitted to basically search *anything* entering the country (including personal mail, something that is a federal crime in most other instances) other than diplomatic mail and pouches. Nothing was off-limits: If it comes from overseas, ICE has the constitutional right (backed by many years of case law) to search it.

    I'm not saying this is a good thing, but every international traveler should be aware of this. Whining about your constitutional rights being violated while standing in the "red" line at your port of entry will simply prolong the agony.

    1. Re:ICE has nearly unlimited search power... by baudbarf · · Score: 1

      Does this include network traffic entering the country? Yikes.

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    2. Re:ICE has nearly unlimited search power... by bugs2squash · · Score: 1

      I don't need no stinking constitution to have rights.

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    3. Re:ICE has nearly unlimited search power... by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Where in the Constitution does it say that ICE has that authority?

      I'm pretty fucking sure that shit is contraindicated.

      "Case law"?
      I think you mean:
      "Some asshat judge incorrectly decided in our favor at the one point in time, so we all refer to it and pretend it's authoritative. Suck it."

    4. Re:ICE has nearly unlimited search power... by The_Wilschon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      ICE has the constitutional right

      Since you seem to know, and I'm too lazy to hunt it down, where, precisely (article and section), in the US constitution is this "right" (I presume you really mean "power") given to the executive branch of the federal government?

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    5. Re:ICE has nearly unlimited search power... by pongo000 · · Score: 2, Informative
      Since you seem to know, and I'm too lazy to hunt it down, where, precisely (article and section), in the US constitution is this "right" (I presume you really mean "power") given to the executive branch of the federal government?

      Yes, you're right, "power" as opposed to "right."

      Fourth Amendment...courts have ruled border searches (other than body/cavity searches, which still require a warrant) do not constitute illegal search and seizure.

      IANAL, but the case law is out there for those who want to research it. Remember, Customs was created the same year as the Constitution was ratified (1789), so there's over 300 years' worth of precedent.

    6. Re:ICE has nearly unlimited search power... by shoemilk · · Score: 3, Insightful

      ICE has the constitutional right

      Actually, no it doesn't. I know I'm being semantic, but no government agency has any "rights", the have privileges. The constitution says (Article I Section I line I) "All legislative Powers herein granted..."

      The difference is important though. Rights are inalienable. Privileges can be revoked.

    7. Re:ICE has nearly unlimited search power... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're damn right you don't! They belong to everyone regardless of where they are on this planet! However, as much of a pain in the ass as it may be they have a right to search as it enters the country. I, however, disagree with them searching through the data on the computers. That's pointless and a big ass time waster.

    8. Re:ICE has nearly unlimited search power... by ThunderThor53 · · Score: 1

      2009 - 1789 = 220, last I checked. Still, in this country, 220 years of precedents means something is pretty firmly entrenched in law.

    9. Re:ICE has nearly unlimited search power... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Customs was created the same year as the Constitution was ratified (1789), so there's over 300 years' worth of precedent.

      Why am I having difficulty believing anything you say?

    10. Re:ICE has nearly unlimited search power... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...which is rather scary. Used to work for US Customs many years ago (before it was ICE), and we were legally permitted to basically search *anything* entering the country (including personal mail, something that is a federal crime in most other instances) other than diplomatic mail and pouches. Nothing was off-limits: If it comes from overseas, ICE has the constitutional right (backed by many years of case law) to search it.

      I'm not saying this is a good thing, but every international traveler should be aware of this. Whining about your constitutional rights being violated while standing in the "red" line at your port of entry will simply prolong the agony.

      I'll bet your tongue really got sore from all those body-cavity searches, legal or not.

    11. Re:ICE has nearly unlimited search power... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Remember, Customs was created the same year as the Constitution was ratified (1789), so there's over 300 years' worth of precedent.

      Wait, its after 2089? Crap... I need to return those Netflix movies before they charge my credit card to buy them...

    12. Re:ICE has nearly unlimited search power... by pongo000 · · Score: 1
      2009 - 1789 = 220, last I checked. Still, in this country, 220 years of precedents means something is pretty firmly entrenched in law.

      Yes, despite my egregious math faux pas (as if none of *you* have ever screwed up a simple math problem), you have captured the point I was trying to make.

    13. Re:ICE has nearly unlimited search power... by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      You've just realized the entire theoretical basis for the Bush government and AT&T's warrantless wiretapping.

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    14. Re:ICE has nearly unlimited search power... by xtracto · · Score: 1

      And that, is the reason I have decided to stay away from Universal Studios, Epcot center and Disneyworld... (oh, and maybe visiting that pinball museum in Las Vegas).

      Too bad I have good memories of the those places from the time I went with my parents (20 years ago). But right now, Europe is providing with so much interesting stuff!

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    15. Re:ICE has nearly unlimited search power... by BgJonson79 · · Score: 1

      You are my new Slashdot hero! How many times do you have to correct people that say the Constitution grants rights, too?

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  8. open these disks first mofo by Howserx · · Score: 4, Funny

    I think I've finally found a use for those virus infected disks I kept from years ago.

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    1. Re:open these disks first mofo by otterpopjunkie · · Score: 1, Funny
      "What is the password to this suspicious disc?"

      "autonuke"

    2. Re:open these disks first mofo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I've finally found a use for those virus infected disks I kept from years ago.

      you mean those AOL cds?

    3. Re:open these disks first mofo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think I've finally found a use for those virus infected disks I kept from years ago.

      I wonder if the ICE agents' "data investigation computers" (the ones they check our stuff on) are connected to the ICE/DoJ network? Sounds to me like an excellent entry point into the .gov network for some enterprising foreign agents who "accidentally" seed a worm/virus/trojan via the unwitting ICE agents who are protecting us.

  9. Re:YRO??!! by icebike · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It is both new and interesting.

    For years, you fill in the form on the airplane, and walk thru customs after a perfunctory stamp stamp, here's your paper, no questions asked, no passport, no ID even looked at upon arrival at the Mexican Airport. Once in a while the "Red light" went off depending on how seedy you looked.

    But by and large, getting into Mexico entailed less scrutiny than returning to the states, where questions were asked, documents were demanded, and bags were scanned and opened.

    Times change. But Mexico has always been lax.

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  10. Have the right != shoul do so by JoshuaZ · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I think from a Constitutional perspective they are correct that they have the right to do such inspections. However, doing them on a large scale is a really bad idea. However, stupidity is not unconstitutional.

    1. Re:Have the right != shoul do so by ClosedSource · · Score: 1, Troll

      I forgot where the inspection clause is in the US Constitution. Could you remind me which article it's in?

    2. Re:Have the right != shoul do so by JoshuaZ · · Score: 1

      There isn't one. But that's not the point. What is reasonable is a matter of precedent. The precedent has been for a very long time that the bar for what is reasonable is much lower when dealing with goods over borders. It is possible to argue that this is or is not a good thing. But the Constitutional issue at a broad level is pretty clearly decided.

    3. Re:Have the right != shoul do so by the+eric+conspiracy · · Score: 1

      It has been a precedent for a long time (like since 1789) because the early US got most of it's tax revenues from import tariffs. As you might imagine that would place a premium on the enforcement of customs regulations which of course leads to the idea that searches by customs and border agents are per se "reasonable".

      The problem is of course this legal precedent has morphed and expanded over time to become far less reasonable than most people would agree to.

      It is quite disgusting now.

    4. Re:Have the right != shoul do so by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      I doubt in 1789 that any customs people were reading the personal papers of travelers to see if they had anything naughty written on them.

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    5. Re:Have the right != shoul do so by Runaway1956 · · Score: 3, Informative

      The Feds were given authority to regulate interstate commerce. Look it up - it's constitutional. You may or may not agree with a lot of legal decisions that have been made regarding that authority, but it has a basis in the constitution.

      Before you bellyache that Mexico and/or Country "X" is not a "state", perhaps you will want to look that up to. All sovereign nations are "states". So, if Country "X" ships any quantity of anything at all, including persons, to any member state of the United States, it is subject to interstate commerce regulations, enforced by the Fed.

      Get used to it.

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    6. Re:Have the right != shoul do so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the Constitution says "states" or "the several states" it means the United States.

    7. Re:Have the right != shoul do so by ClosedSource · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Personal items are not part of "interstate commerce" no matter what definition of "state" is used.

    8. Re:Have the right != shoul do so by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

      Not every precedent involves the Constitution.

  11. Pulp Friction by bmo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Captain Koons: The way your dad looked at it, this iPod was your birthright. He'd be damned if any US Border agents gonna put their greasy hands on his boy's birthright, so he hid it, in the one place he knew he could hide something: his ass. Five long years, he wore this iPod up his ass. Then when he died of dysentery, he gave me the iPod. I hid this uncomfortable piece of metal up my ass for two years. Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the iPod to you.

    1. Re:Pulp Friction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't you mean ergonomic, comfortable piece of anodized aluminum?

    2. Re:Pulp Friction by MortimerGraves · · Score: 1

      Would rather depend. Shuttle or Nano... maybe. Classic... not so much. :)

    3. Re:Pulp Friction by geekoid · · Score: 3, Funny

      It was the Touch.

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    4. Re:Pulp Friction by SmlFreshwaterBuffalo · · Score: 3, Funny

      Need a prostate exam? There's an app for that.

    5. Re:Pulp Friction by MrNemesis · · Score: 1
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    6. Re:Pulp Friction by sleepy_sanchez · · Score: 1

      Are you sure it wasn't the Brown Zune?

    7. Re:Pulp Friction by sorak · · Score: 1

      And the worst part was that it was a first generation iPod.

    8. Re:Pulp Friction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You got the touch... you got the power!

    9. Re:Pulp Friction by Culture20 · · Score: 1

      Then, after seven years, I was sent home to my family. And now, little man, I give the iPod to you.

      Wow, seven year-old electronics... Perhaps if you had used "Kenner Boba Fett unopened" in your example I would feel the proper emotional response.

  12. When will device makers respond? by bzzfzz · · Score: 1

    How long will it be until freedom-loving, consumer-supporting manufacturers start making devices that are resistant to searches like these? With today's technology there's no reason I shouldn't be able to have strong encryption of any nonvolatile storage and a means of locking down the device so that nothing is left in RAM or cache and the key is sequestered or destroyed (presumably pending manual reentry after the checkpoint is cleared). Fine, the law says they can conduct a forensic search, but there's no reason I have to make it easy for them.

    1. Re:When will device makers respond? by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Fine, the law says they can conduct a forensic search, but there's no reason I have to make it easy for them.

      If you take this approach, it may be some time before you get your device back, if at all. If they find that they *can't* get into it, they will assume there is a reason they *should* get into it, and they will not give it back until they crack it. If they can't, you mey not see it again. So exect to lose youe strongly encrypted device. Hope it didn't cost too much...

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    3. Re:When will device makers respond? by bzzfzz · · Score: 3, Informative
      I'm not planning on taking my Thinkpad X301 with the hardware-encrypted SSD over any borders for exactly this reason.

      But if it were more commonplace, they would lose interest. Border patrol operate like cops setting up speed traps. They don't care how many smart people slip through, they care about finding the technique that nets them the largest number of arrests. If it becomes pointless, they'll change it at a policy level.

    4. Re:When will device makers respond? by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      I'd rather lose my laptop and keep my data secure, than keep it and let those draconian thugs invade my privacy.

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    5. Re:When will device makers respond? by blueskies · · Score: 1

      Who cares if it is a work computer with file vault turned on encrypting everything and it has daily time machine backups?

      I'm not going to decrypt anything for people. They can have the whole thing.

    6. Re:When will device makers respond? by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      I'd rather lose my laptop and keep my data secure, than keep it and let those draconian thugs invade my privacy.

      Yes, people like to say this type of thing. But when it comes down to losing your laptop combined with 6 or 8 hours at the border station under the light verses continuing on to that bar with the donkey and the poll dancer, most people (probably even you) will shut up and give the cops what they want.

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    7. Re:When will device makers respond? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      ... continuing on to that bar with the donkey and the poll dancer,...

      "And what would you say is the most important aspect of a lap dance?"

    8. Re:When will device makers respond? by wufpak · · Score: 1

      The situation is already far worse than anyone in this thread has mentioned. Sure, you can strongly encrypt your laptop, and then, at the US Border checkpoint, adamantly refuse to provide your password. Fine. If you're a US citizen, they have to let you in anyway. And, of course, they'll confiscate your laptop for forensic analysis, which will yield nothing.

      And, most importantly, the now royally pissed-off customs agent will document the fact that you were uncooperative (and carrying potential contraband) in the US Customs database. The database that is automatically checked every time you enter the country. Expect an anal probe *every* time you deal with US Customs from then on; and of course, losing your laptop at every subsequent entry into the US is a given.

      US Customs' ability to mark you and make all subsequent travel *miserable* has greatly improved in recent years. "Land of the Free" my ass.

  13. apparently by wizardforce · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated

    Apparently this is one of those times where the feds take advantage of that massive loo-pole in the fourth amendment effectively allowing them to disregard it in the case of "reasonable" searches and seizures...

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    1. Re:apparently by Itninja · · Score: 1

      ...massive loo-pole...

      I didn't know there was a toilet pole in the Constitution.

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    2. Re:apparently by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      judging by what congress has been doing the last few years, I wouldn't think it would be all that surprising that a toilet *anything* was involved. :)

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    3. Re:apparently by jcr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      There's no loophole in the fourth amendment, just a sad unwillingness to enforce it on the part of the supreme court. The fourth amendment doesn't say "except at the border, or anywhere within about a hundred miles of the border."

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    4. Re:apparently by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      "reasonable"... Someone had to have seen this coming... It's just too easy for the federal government to define a word like "reasonable" to mean what ever it wants to mean... The flaw is in the assumption that the supreme court would understand what reasonable means and act accordingly. The result was not as the framers intended but was predictable.

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    5. Re:apparently by corbettw · · Score: 1

      It has nothing to do with the Fourth. The courts have held for centuries that the government has a right to police the borders. In effect, the fact that you're crossing the border means you consent to the search. This is just an extension of that.

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    6. Re:apparently by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's sad, but when I first read that, I read "The right of the people to be secure in their prisons"....

    7. Re:apparently by wizardforce · · Score: 1

      what about those searches that are not on the border? do those count too? there are reports of these searches being carried out up to 100 miles from the nearest border.

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    8. Re:apparently by jcr · · Score: 1

      It has nothing to do with the Fourth. The courts have held for centuries that the government has a right to police the borders.

      Courts held for centuries that Kings were divinely ordained to rule us, and that we were all duty-bound to obey. That's the tradition that we overthrew when we got sick of the King's soldiers writing their own search warrants. We ratified the Bill of Rights because we decided that limiting what the government could do is a good idea.

      -jcr

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    9. Re:apparently by sorak · · Score: 1

      The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated

      Apparently this is one of those times where the feds take advantage of that massive loo-pole in the fourth amendment effectively allowing them to disregard it in the case of "reasonable" searches and seizures...

      loo-pole?

    10. Re:apparently by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Good points all, and I agree in principle with much of what you wrote. But you seem to be missing an important point here: the country as a whole, and hence the government as the protector of the country, has a duty to keep out illegal and dangerous substances, and to extract tariffs on otherwise legal substances. The ability of ICE to perform those functions requires it to be able to search through any and all containers that cross the border. Requiring warrants for all of those searches would not only take up a huge amount of time, it would shut down international commerce, especially of perishable items. And I like being able to buy cherries from Chile or oranges from Australia in December.

      Personally, I'd like to see DHS respect the sanctity of the data in a phone, laptop, or other electronic device. There's no reason for them to power things up and browse through data to check that there's no contraband hidden in any compartments.

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    11. Re:apparently by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Those reports are frightening, to say the least.

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    12. Re:apparently by jcr · · Score: 1

      Requiring warrants for all of those searches would not only take up a huge amount of time, it would shut down international commerce, especially of perishable items.

      That being the case, searches should only be conducted when there's probable cause to believe that a law is being violated, and the officer applying for the warrant is willing to swear to it.

      -jcr

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    13. Re:apparently by corbettw · · Score: 1

      That being the case, searches should only be conducted when there's probable cause to believe that a law is being violated, and the officer applying for the warrant is willing to swear to it.

      Let's examine this scenario: a shipping container arrives in the port of Long Beach and Los Angeles. All of the paperwork is in order, the weight matches the manifest, the locks are all in place and don't appear to be tampered with. In short, there is nothing about this container, labeled "household goods", that raises an eye. You're arguing that ICE should not have the ability to scan and/or open that container?

      Because if that's the case, what's to stop someone from shipping "household goods" worth $1 million, and listing their value on the manifest as $100k to pay only 10% of the tax? Or stuffing a car in there that hasn't met auto safety standards? Or putting some illegal aliens inside it (never mind they might not survive the journey in the first place)?

      I'm not arguing that ICE should be able to look at the contents of a hard drive, that's not only pointless it's a waste of time (how long would it take to look through the entire contents of a 1TB USB drive? and why bother when anything incriminating can be transferred over the Internet?). Nor am I arguing that these powers should be extended beyond the initial point of entry (an actual border, the customs area of an airport, or a port's warehouse). But to say that customs officers can't examine anything coming into the country to enforce tariffs and keep out contraband is just ridiculous.

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    14. Re:apparently by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Let's examine this scenario: a shipping container arrives in the port of Long Beach and Los Angeles. All of the paperwork is in order, the weight matches the manifest, the locks are all in place and don't appear to be tampered with. In short, there is nothing about this container, labeled "household goods", that raises an eye. You're arguing that ICE should not have the ability to scan and/or open that container?

      Because if that's the case, what's to stop someone from shipping "household goods" worth $1 million, and listing their value on the manifest as $100k to pay only 10% of the tax? Or stuffing a car in there that hasn't met auto safety standards? Or putting some illegal aliens inside it (never mind they might not survive the journey in the first place)?

      I'm not arguing that ICE should be able to look at the contents of a hard drive, that's not only pointless it's a waste of time (how long would it take to look through the entire contents of a 1TB USB drive? and why bother when anything incriminating can be transferred over the Internet?). Nor am I arguing that these powers should be extended beyond the initial point of entry (an actual border, the customs area of an airport, or a port's warehouse). But to say that customs officers can't examine anything coming into the country to enforce tariffs and keep out contraband is just ridiculous.

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    15. Re:apparently by Hatta · · Score: 1

      But you seem to be missing an important point here: the country as a whole, and hence the government as the protector of the country, has a duty to keep out illegal and dangerous substances, and to extract tariffs on otherwise legal substances.

      Then it should do so in accordance with its constitution. If it cannot, the people should change the constitution, or better yet decide that temporary security is not worth giving up essential liberties for.

      And I like being able to buy cherries from Chile or oranges from Australia in December.

      I like my freedom more.

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    16. Re:apparently by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A reasonable search and seizure is one that follows the tenet of due process. Anything else is not reasonable.

      Now, it is reasonable (and the process due is given) to search at the boarder with cause, and less cause than needed under other circumstances. But the other part of reasonableness stipulates they have an idea what they are looking for. Fishing expeditions, especially for something as vague as "information," are not reasonable.

      Hell, how hard would it be to buy a lot of 10,000 broken hard drives, throw a 10001st working one in the mix, and drive through. "Bringing these down south for the orphans," you say. They seize, and spend a hell of a lot of effort to find the one drive that works. On that drive, a single text file with the "All work and no play makes jack a dull boy" from The Shining.

    17. Re:apparently by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      it all depends on what the definition of the word "is" is.
      -nB

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    18. Re:apparently by Late+Adopter · · Score: 1

      Yes. That's by design. Hence the "reasonable" part. Our founding fathers thought there were certain classes of searches which were permissible, and the courts have tried to interpret what they meant by that. I wouldn't characterize that as a loophole, rather the law functioning as intended. (Not trying to argue, however, that some searches permitted under this *aren't* just plain ridiculous)

    19. Re:apparently by jcr · · Score: 1

      You're arguing that ICE should not have the ability to scan and/or open that container?

      Gosh, why should anyone object to Officer Friendly invading their privacy? I mean, if you have nothing to hide, why should you care, right?

      No reasonable suspicion, no warrant. No warrant, no search. We shouldn't abandon the rule of law for the convenience of officials.

      -jcr

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  14. If you want to get really personal by thewils · · Score: 4, Funny

    Heck checking your laptop is nothing, they can probe up your ass if they really want to!

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    1. Re:If you want to get really personal by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      Heck checking your laptop is nothing, they can probe up your ass if they really want to!

      Not without a warrant.
      Your dignity is the one thing they cannot violate without reasonable suspicion + a warrant.
      Anything more than a Terry patdown and they have to go to a Judge.

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    2. Re:If you want to get really personal by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      Err... Clearly you have not looked up the laws. USCBP can search anything and anyone, no reasonable suspicion required. See the Wikipedia article on the border search exception that drives this.

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  15. In other news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have always been at war with Eurasia

  16. Eastasia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We've always been at war with Eastasia. Nothing has changed from before.

  17. FTFA, It's for the Children, of Course by LifesABeach · · Score: 0, Troll

    CBP: "Pasa"
    US Citiznen: [drives by]
    CBP: "Pasa"
    US Citiznen: [drives by]
    CBP: "Pasa"
    US Citiznen: [drives by]
    CBP: "Alto! Que bueno Camera, este Cannon?"
    US Citiznen: "Yes, officer. It's a new Cannon 14 Mega Pixel Camera, with 15 to 1500 lens. Still in the box. Never used it, I plan to take some pictures SCUBA Diving at Kennedy's Cove."
    CBP: "Si, un momento. I'm sorry but we have to have an indepth search of what you took pictures of. Please pull over there."
    US Citizen: "Uh? look, it's still in the box, it's never been opened?!"
    CBP: "If you do not pull over there, I will arrest you as a For-ing Nation-nal Spy".
    US Citizen: "What! I'm going back home!"
    CBP: [pulls gun a puts it to the side of the US Citizen's Head] "Maybe you do not understand me. That camera is now confiscated, and I bet it is just filled with child pronography."
    US Citizen: "Look, I'm sorry, all I've got is $20.00, would that help the CBP?"
    CBP:[smiling and holding out his hand] "Thank you, and have a nice day in Mexico, Pasa"
    US Citizen: [drives by]
    CBP: "Pasa"
    US Citizen: [drives by]
    CBP: "Pasa"
    US Citizen: [drives by]

    1. Re:FTFA, It's for the Children, of Course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      lol mexicans are corrupt!!1

    2. Re:FTFA, It's for the Children, of Course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CBP is when you are coming back into the US. However, that doesn't change your post much. They would just say, "Thank you, and have a nice day in the USA, bye".

    3. Re:FTFA, It's for the Children, of Course by sideshow · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why does this American Federal employee talk like Speedy Gonzales?

      Oh, I get it, besides being ignorant on how people in Mexico speak, you were too lazy to look up who the CBP is. Here's a hint, the first two words in the full name are: United States: http://www.cbp.gov/

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    4. Re:FTFA, It's for the Children, of Course by ProfM · · Score: 1

      Why does this American Federal employee talk like Speedy Gonzales?

      I guess you just added "Andale! Andale! Arriba! Arriba! Yii-hah!" in your head.

    5. Re:FTFA, It's for the Children, of Course by PPH · · Score: 1

      What's even funnier is that the US CBP is inspecting all those cameras and laptops of suspected terrorists on their way into the country! They're empty! Mohammed is going to take pictures of the WTC, Pentagon, Space Needle and other buildings and monuments, make notes and, steal nuclear secrets then take the stuff back out. Or just e-mail it to himself from a coffee shop with open WiFi. Customes has no clue as to what to do about stuff going the other way.

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    6. Re:FTFA, It's for the Children, of Course by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nevermind that. I want to know what a citiznen is.

    7. Re:FTFA, It's for the Children, of Course by LifesABeach · · Score: 1

      My bad, when I'd come back to the U.S.border, I USED to see a different patch on the uniform; sure dates me. Also, one doesn't hear much about Petifiles "bringing" their catch of the day INTO the U.S.. Well, IMHO, we now have 2 gay sounding departments, DHS, and now CBP. If the DHS gets any more politically correct, I'm going to need an Insulin shot. Also, if you do not know what "la Pica" is, let me help you. It is indistinguishable from a $20 dollar bill combined with a helpless smile; "pasa".

  18. Going or coming? by supe · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What's the search pattern for *leaving* the US?
    Are the boarder countries as paranoid as the US?

    1. Re:Going or coming? by SilverHatHacker · · Score: 2, Informative

      Come to Canada. They don't even ask you where you're from half the time.

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    2. Re:Going or coming? by Howserx · · Score: 1

      No. Don't. Please.

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    3. Re:Going or coming? by Titoxd · · Score: 2, Informative

      Not sure about Canada, but when driving to Mexico, they have what is essentially a glorified traffic light. If you get a green light, you are not searched and you are free to go. If you get a red light, you have to be pulled over to get your car search (usually just a cursory inspection). They care more about you not bringing stuff in without paying duties than about you being a spy, though. This approach is also reflected in waiting times: In the Douglas, AZ crossing, you would rarely wait more than a minute to go to Agua Prieta, Son., but you would need to wait a couple of hours while driving from Agua Prieta back into the US.

    4. Re:Going or coming? by akpoff · · Score: 1

      Are the boarder countries as paranoid as the US?

      No. As long as you leave a credit card on file or pay in advance they're all pretty accommodating. Most will turn down the covers at night, leave chocolate on the pillows and bring clean towels in the morning. The Canadians sighed a bit more than usual in the '60s when a bunch of unwashed draft dodgers showed up but even then they didn't ask many questions.

    5. Re:Going or coming? by hldn · · Score: 2, Informative

      lies.. i had to stand at the canadian border for an hour while they searched all my stuff and every compartment in my car all while getting the third degree from two border guards.. then i had to go into the immigration building and spend another half hour convincing the woman in there that i was actually going to leave canada in under a week and not stay there permanently.

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    6. Re:Going or coming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That won't help our American friends when they return home.

      capthca: fascist (I wish I was kidding.)

    7. Re:Going or coming? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yeah, you guys kept hassling us about how lax our border security is so we stepped it up a little. You're welcome.

    8. Re:Going or coming? by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 2, Interesting

      lies.. i had to stand at the canadian border for an hour while they searched all my stuff and every compartment in my car all while getting the third degree from two border guards.. then i had to go into the immigration building and spend another half hour convincing the woman in there that i was actually going to leave canada in under a week and not stay there permanently.

      I guess you fell into the wrong half of the time GP mentioned. On my side, I can tell you that I didn't have any problems crossing the border in that direction twice I had to do it (and I'm neither US nor Canada national, so it's supposed to be harder for me). In fact, I didn't even have to get out of my car.

      In contrast, crossing from Canada to US requires fingerprinting at the very least, and typically a grilling by the border guard as well.

    9. Re:Going or coming? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we know how to read passport !!!!
      impressive hey ;)

    10. Re:Going or coming? by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      Uhhhmmm - actually - I was asked every time I crossed the border between the US and Canada BEFORE 9/11. Have they relaxed border security since 9/11?

      Short story from 1999:
      GORGEOUS blonde big busted Canadian lady questioned me at the Windsor/Detroit crossing. Satisfied with my answers, she leaned into the cab of the truck, to question my partner in the passenger seat. "Are you a US Citizen?" "No Ma'am." "Where are you from, sir?" "I'm from South Texas!"

      I just held my breath, waiting for all hell to break loose. After a couple seconds of silence, she leaned back out of the truck, and looked at me like I was crazy to be riding around with some retard. A few more questions about firearms, drugs, radar detectors, and she let us go.

      I think she felt sorry for me is the only reason she didn't call for reinforcements to lock us up.

      God, that woman was beautiful. I really wish she had taken me home, and locked me up in her apartment!!

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    11. Re:Going or coming? by corbettw · · Score: 2, Funny

      Should've told them you were there to avoid being shipped to Iraq. They would've put you up in a four star hotel and given you a debit card with $5000 on it.

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    12. Re:Going or coming? by thechristelegacy · · Score: 1

      Come to Canada. They don't even ask you where you're from half the time.

      Interesting but my experience was quite different. Crossing over into Canada was actually harder then coming back into the states. Me and a few of my college buddies were heading to Toronto for spring break. Crossing into Canada we were heavily questioned for about 20 minutes (most of the time was spent while the border patrol agent checked out if our information was legit. She checked out college (because she never heard of it), checked to see if our hotel existed, and then rummaged through our trunk. Getting back into the US however just required our passports.

    13. Re:Going or coming? by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Come to Canada. They don't even ask you where you're from half the time.

      If you're talking in the reference as a Canadian Citizen, they can't deny you entry back into Canada except in the most extreme cases. See Charter, Case Law and all that fun stuff. In general however, since they picked it up a notch, everyone who isn't a Canadian citizen gets a harsher degree.

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    14. Re:Going or coming? by marquis111 · · Score: 1

      It's about equal for me. Most times, going into Canada from Alaska or Washington, they've asked if I have any produce and why I'm coming to Canada, how long I plan to stay, etc. Coming into the States, they usually ask where the driver is from, what their visit to Canada was for, etc. Last time, the US border guard talked to the driver, found out he was from Texas, and asked "are you from the capital of Texas, Dallas?" The driver blinked and said, "you mean Austin?" The border guard agreed without missing a beat and waved us on. Of course, all of these instances were more than a decade ago, before 9-11.

  19. Re:Fuck All Mexicans by ClosedSource · · Score: 1

    Yeah, and let's deport any non-native people and their descendants while we're at it. Those Europeans were infected with swine plague.

  20. Re:YRO??!! by Gerzel · · Score: 2, Informative

    That depends on which way you are crossing and if you are a citizen of the nation your are crossing into. If you are an American citizen then the laws about search and seizure do apply so there are some limits. That said I don't think that these would in all likelihood violate those limits.

  21. This one scares me on so many levels... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    First - this is fishing. You aren't actually accused of anything... we are going to search you till we find something. What was the famous quote - something like: "give me 6 lines from the hand of an innocent man and I'll find something to convict him".

    Second - the fact that they found something. After trampling over the rights of 221 million passengers, they found a paedophile. Is that worth the cost? How many rights are you willing to give up to find that paedophile? Having rights and freedoms means that sometimes bad guys get away. To catch all bad guys requires us to live in a panopticon.

    Third - the tone that if you object to this program, you obviously support the paedophile.

    Fourth - I'm from outside the US, but I travel there frequently for business. The entry requirements have risen from a form to being fingerprinted and photographed and carrying biometric data at all times. Is there an upper level to this? What would happen if they require DNA swabs to enter? Is that a step too far? Right now in Chicago, they take a nude photo of you using a new scanner to be able to fly. That is so screwed up.

    1. Re:This one scares me on so many levels... by torkus · · Score: 1

      Ok, i was totally with you until the nude photography.

      It's nothing more than an over-glorified x-ray scanner which displays an image and moves on without saving anything. Sure, you can play conspiracy theory and say someone, somewhere, somehow is saving the pictures. There might also be a peeping tom outside your bedroom window.

      What's funny is most countries don't do anything even remotely near what the US does yet they get by just fine.

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    2. Re:This one scares me on so many levels... by xtracto · · Score: 1

      Sure, you can play conspiracy theory and say someone, somewhere, somehow is saving the pictures. There might also be a peeping tom outside your bedroom window.

      Lol, the funny thing is that for my family, someone, somewhere really was taking a lot of attention to our data.

      See, about 30 years ago (if not more) my grandmother traveled to the USA (from Mexico) for short vacations, in one way or another, she forgot to handle the "going out" paper sheet when she returned (she was about 70 years old).

      15 years later, a cousin goes to the USA and (we still don't know how did they know these two persons where relatives) when she is entering (in the USA border, not when getting his VISA) the border agent demanded to know where my grandmother was hiding in the USA, because for all he knew, she had stayed as an illegal alien for 15 years.

      Moraleja? the USA government *does* save more information than you think. I always say that, if Google Maps allows us to see all that personal information, imagine what the USA government can do.

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    3. Re:This one scares me on so many levels... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not even mention that some of us "proxies" USA through Canada now, there are nothing more easier than this today, we are doing this just as an avoidance of this anal probe experience on US border. I wouldn't wonder if Obana would soon want you to actually pass anal probe.

      Ya: terrorz smugglez explozivez in zeirz digestive systemz orifazez../.

      I also wouldn't wander if we would be enforced to stay for democracy with guns on our streets very soon preventing this state rolling into state fascism. And if it wouldn't happen I would consider this a fail state and fail of its not so long but beautiful history we were devoured by our own ignorance

    4. Re:This one scares me on so many levels... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey so they finally went high-tech, on an old Chicago tradition, the strip search! If you have a problem with a nude photo being taken, just think how much less enjoyable it used to be, when it was "lean over and grab your ankles" done by an over weight, due for retirement City of Chicago cop!

  22. Re:YRO??!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In any case, your rights when attempting to cross a sovereign country's borders are pretty much whatever they say it is. Get over it. This isn't a new or interesting development.

    Which is exactly why I'm never transiting through the US again. Plain fucking worth to spend an extra 50 euros to fly from Amsterdam to Toronto instead.

  23. The great news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    They have extended the thickness of the border by 100 miles as well, so that now 80% of the population can be summarily stopped and searched at anytime.

    Isn't it great?

  24. New authority, old laws by MrKaos · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's not a new authority, according to Angelica De Cima, Office of Public Affairs Liaison 'They've always had the right to inspect your person, vehicle, baggage, anything on you. Nothing has changed from before,' De Cima said."

    This is always how it is done. Pass laws that are extreme enough so that people say "no one will ever use them"...wait for a while... then use them when there is no chance to roll those laws back.

    This is why Thomas Jefferson said "The price of freedom is eternal vigilance."

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  25. Get A Clue please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not a loophole, it's called the border search exception. Its an established doctrine that's been established by the Supreme Court. Google it sometime before you spout your mouth, boy.

    Now that I've utterly destroyed your nonsensical post with real facts, please, moderators, mod this -1 Clueless.

    1. Re:Get A Clue please by sexconker · · Score: 1

      Seems to me the Supreme Court has no authority to establish anything.
      Its only job is to hear cases and judge them based on the law.
      Since almost all cases heard by the Supreme Court involve a claim of something being unconstitutional, and since the US Constitution is the highest law of the land (no, it's not treaties), the job of the Supreme Court is almost invariably:

      Hear a case
      Refer to the Constitution
      ???
      Judge

      All too often, ??? = "Fuck up", "Screw the people", "Fuck your freedoms", etc.

  26. Re:Fuck All Mexicans by MightyMartian · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Actually what I find kind of interesting is that bit by bit, generation by generation, Mexicans are in fact retaking a fair chunk of their country that the US stole from them through some trumped up wars (including a delightful little proxy war in Texas). I figure by 2100 in many areas of Texas, New Mexico and California, English will be taught as a second language.

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  27. abc by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    xyz

  28. FTFA, CBP is a US agency by raluxs · · Score: 1

    The searches TFA is talking about are made on the US side

    1. Re:FTFA, CBP is a US agency by Animaether · · Score: 2, Informative

      and probably up to 100 miles inland from the actual border, too.
      https://www.checkpointusa.org/

  29. They've always had the right.... by oldmeddler · · Score: 3, Insightful
    'They've always had the right to inspect your person, vehicle, baggage, anything on you.'

    No, they do not have the "right" to search. They have the power. Big difference.

    1. Re:They've always had the right.... by haruchai · · Score: 1

      If only I had mod points

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  30. How about stuff leaving the country? by davidwr · · Score: 1

    I know the country you are going to can search you, but can the US feds search you going out? Are there any limits, other than on diplomatic items?

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  31. Story title is wrong by dkleinsc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's not "High-Tech Gadgets Can Pose Problems At Mexican Border", it's "High-Tech Gadgets Can Pose Problems At United States Border".

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    1. Re:Story title is wrong by agnosticnixie · · Score: 1

      What do you expect with so many comments about how "zomg corrupt mexican border guards will seize your things when you get back" because of course it's the mexicans who are doing it and checking who enters in the US of A is Mexico's job.

  32. Re:Fuck All Mexicans by Sperbels · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I figure by 2100 in many areas of Texas, New Mexico and California, English will be taught as a second language.

    Because our primary language will be Chinese.

  33. Search without cause? by DJRumpy · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This seems like a violation of individual rights with little point behind it. TFA pretty much indicates they may search someone just for the way they look. What exactly are they hoping to find on these devices? The file labeled super_secret_spy_plan.txt? A file can be disguised as anything else. hell, you could take a picture of your 'plan' through a colored lens and save it as a jpeg and call it dinner.jpg and unless someone went through the hundreds of thousands of files on a PC, or a software did, what would they find?

    Hell, you could drop a file and just erase it from the directory tables. File is still there, just not overwritten.

    This seems to me to be nothing more than a lame attempt to either frighten, or catch really stupid people.

    1. Re:Search without cause? by Shados · · Score: 1

      As a general rule, they're expecting to find devices that on scanner look like a cellphone, and may visually look like a cellphone, but is not a cellphone. Or lap-top. Or whatever.

    2. Re:Search without cause? by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      Whichever mod modded this guy troll is a nazi asshole. Would some more mentally stable mods please fix this?

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    3. Re:Search without cause? by Runaway1956 · · Score: 1

      "mentally stable mods"

      This is not something that I would bet on. From time to time, I've made asshat remarks that were modded up, as funny, informative, even insightful. Other, more serious posts are modded as - well, you get the idea. Note that I'm smart enough to know that sometimes I am an asshat - and the moderators often aren't smart enough to figure it out.

      What can you do?

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  34. Re:YRO??!! by IANAAC · · Score: 3, Informative

    Which is exactly why I'm never transiting through the US again.

    The same can be said for many countries. Ever flown through Ireland, not even as a final destination? It's worse than any American customs stop I've been through.

    It's not just the US. It's ANY country that sees "terrorism" as a threat. I've not been to Japan, but I've heard it's a treat there too.

  35. THE MAN! by OrangeTide · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's just a way for the man to try and control you.

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  36. Re:Fuck All Mexicans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So they're finally conquering their claims on the Apache, Navajo and Hopi lands, I'm sure they must be delighted that another batch of white man comes to claim "what's rightfully theirs" again.

  37. Power by fnj · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They have the power. Not the right. There is a difference.

  38. Doesn't even need that... by Joce640k · · Score: 4, Insightful

    SD cards are so small that have to be one of the easiest items to hide in the known universe. There's a brazillion places you could tape one to a car or hide it about your person. Dogs can't sniff them out so unless they're going to start strip-searching *everybody* and dismantling every car then they're not going to find them.

    It's just more pointless stupidity from the DHS.

    Don't even get me started on micro-SSD or FTP.

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    1. Re:Doesn't even need that... by memnock · · Score: 5, Funny

      i forgot, which is greater: a brazillion or a guatamellion?

    2. Re:Doesn't even need that... by jc42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Dogs can't sniff them out so unless they're going to start strip-searching *everybody* ...

      Strip searches aren't nearly good enough. They'll have to do body-cavity searches if they're to find SD cards and USB memory gadgets wherever they may be hidden.

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    3. Re:Doesn't even need that... by youn · · Score: 1

      LOL, Interesting question, I believe though, since it's the mexican border, they use mexillions

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    4. Re:Doesn't even need that... by ctrl-alt-canc · · Score: 1

      > Dogs can't sniff them out
      what if they use dogpile.com ?!?

    5. Re:Doesn't even need that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i know, that's the saintemilion !

    6. Re:Doesn't even need that... by cheshiremoe · · Score: 1

      The probably could train dogs to sniff out SD chips... They have dogs the find counterfeit DVDs after all. Will they train dogs to find Flash storage... yes, now that you pointed it out.

    7. Re:Doesn't even need that... by fritish · · Score: 1

      I knew a Brazillion once. There were a lot of places on her I would have strip searched. wait, what?

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    8. Re:Doesn't even need that... by mikael · · Score: 1

      They really just need to go to a mobile phone store and look at the size of the Sandisk microSD cards now - Anything from a 4 Gigabyte to 8 Gigabyte card are just a set of adapters, with the actual memory unit smaller than a fingernail.

      It would be extremely easy just to place that somewhere inside the outer case or inside one of the component covers on a laptop.

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    9. Re:Doesn't even need that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's gotta be brazillion. Brazil is way bigger than Guatemala.

    10. Re:Doesn't even need that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even that won't work if you really want to hide it on a person you could slice open someone's arm or other body part and hide it inside there. It's got to be a painful way to do it but if you aren't in a hurry to get the data somewhere it's a secure way to move it since the only way to find it would possibly be a metal detector or x-ray. Neither of those is likely to be used for someone driving across the border unless they already know he's guilty of something.

    11. Re:Doesn't even need that... by GungaDan · · Score: 1

      There's a great recursive Goatse-porn joke in here somewhere.

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    12. Re:Doesn't even need that... by DavidTC · · Score: 1

      Strictly speaking, you could probably hide an micro-SD card somewhere in a car where even dismantling the entire car would not result in someone finding it. Ever. It's too small and the pieces of the car too big.

      Likewise, strip search won't find micro-SD cards, because you can hide them inside the seams in your clothing.

      As I have suggested in the past WRT to smuggling stuff on an airplane, and suggest now for this:

      All security measures should have a bounty for violating them. You should be able to go to some government office, buy for $5 a specific thing you're 'not allowed' to get through security, like a gun-shaped piece of metal, and attempt to carry that through security. We can make them all orange with FAKE on them so there's no confusion with actual security risks.

      If you get it through, you get $50 when you demonstrate this and explain how you did it. If you get caught, they take it away and you're out the $5.

      And they'd have to publish the stats. And they have to, after six months, publish the actual methods used. (I.e., they have six months to fix any specific hole.)

      If enough people succeed, the entire attempt to stop that thing from getting through security is ended. Because clearly anyone who wants to can get that thing through anyway.

      In this case, as the entire premise of 'blocking data' from crossing the border is inherently nonsensical, people would just FTP and walk into the government office, point to the data on a remote server, and collect their reward.

      Likewise, this would stop the idiotic 'remove shoes' and the 'no liquids' rules, as any idiot can figure out ways around those very specific rules.

      For liquids, of course, it's easy enough to simply have a lot of people and collect the liquid on the other side in the restroom. They can even buy bottled water for a non-suspicious container.

      For the shoe bomber, the whole premise is smuggling X amount of materials in without it going through the x-ray, but, rather, carried on your person through the metal detector. There's obviously pockets, and fake stomachs, and strapped to legs inside long pants, but I point out that there's somewhere that women can easily pad out with more material than would fit in a shoe sole which would not arouse much suspicion.

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    13. Re:Doesn't even need that... by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      Who needs to find it? All they have to do is have you declare all electronics, remove them from the vehicle and then irradiate the vehicle enough to destroy anything hidden but not destroy the car... you will then say, aha!, I'll just hide the SD card next to the car's computer... which should probably be something they would then know to look for.

      The problem in the end, though, is that they will not implement any of those ideas because of the risk of actually frying the car's computer and getting sued.

    14. Re:Doesn't even need that... by ajs · · Score: 1

      And what about traffic stenography? I imagine that lots of data smugglers just encode their data as alternating black (0) and white (1) cars crossing the border. All you need to receive the data is a guy with binoculars, and no one ever has to meet. Bandwidth is a bit low, but tracking the transfer of data is nearly impossible.

      Now, if only there were data that was worth smuggling that hasn't already been posted to Usenet....

    15. Re:Doesn't even need that... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How small is an FTP?

    16. Re:Doesn't even need that... by imhennessy · · Score: 1
      I assumed that "brazillion" was some hint as to one possible hiding place...

      ivan

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    17. Re:Doesn't even need that... by Danse · · Score: 1

      Who needs to find it? All they have to do is have you declare all electronics, remove them from the vehicle and then irradiate the vehicle enough to destroy anything hidden but not destroy the car... you will then say, aha!, I'll just hide the SD card next to the car's computer... which should probably be something they would then know to look for.

      Are you going to strip-search everyone too? Irradiate them? Shielding an SD card shouldn't be too tough anyway, especially if you're actually smuggling illegal information that's worth anything at all. Then there's the question of why you'd even bother trying to carry it across the border on a chip. None of this makes any sense at all. Just another excuse for the government to confiscate people's stuff. The War on Drugs excuse has served well, but the War on Terror is even more vague and scares more people.

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  39. information by deodiaus2 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Well, most high school hackers can get around this issue. Suppose that you want to bring in information on a laptop. You take your information and run it through a compression and encryption algorithm. You then run an utility which writes this data inside a deleted segment of the hard drive. Unless the border security are exceptionally bright and computer savvy, I doubt that they can find even where to look. Maybe they have a utility program at the border which automates this process. I doubt that unless you are a strong suspect, most security guards have any idea of how to approach this issue. Personally, I like the idea of hiding the SanDisk in a cupcake or an iPod up your ass. BTW, isn't this a great way to get rid of your old computer hardware. Just rename a garbled file as AlQuida battle plans and drop it off at the border. Maybe you might get a free trip to Gitmo.

  40. Re:YRO??!! by Gruff1002 · · Score: 1

    Not new not interesting, never had a problem going thru customs.
    Nothing to see here move along.

  41. How CAN they search a laptop? by dbet · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I have a 120 GB drive in my netbook that is maybe half-full. How long would it take for YOU to search the entire drive and make sure it's "clean"? Keep in mind I could have info in the meta-data of my MP3s, or in /etc/default/bluetooth or even in a small encrypted text file that I don't have the software or password to open.

    And that's ONE person's stuff. There's just no way to enforce this.

    1. Re:How CAN they search a laptop? by photomonkey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's why they can keep your stuff for 30 days or longer.

      They're not going to go file-by-file right in front of you. Oh, no. They're going to clone every storage device on you after physically inspecting the hardware. Then, if they bother to go through it and find something encrypted, they'll likely subpoena you for the key. Don't want to turn it over? Can't remember the old password? Contempt of court.

      If they find something they think is criminal, watch US Marshals show up at your house weeks later to talk with you about it.

      These searches will probably be carried out en masse behind closed doors; long after you get home sans laptop and CF cards.

      But that's the underlying problem with the system. They can image your laptop drive and either actually confuse the data with someone else's (see: No Fly List), thereby getting you in trouble; or some unscrupulous person can drop a kiddie pron file, a missile schematic or a plan to hijack a plane in there and haul you off. How are you going to argue against that?

      And we haven't even discussed how long they can hang onto the "evidence" or what their destruction policies are.

      And no, they won't do it to everyone. That would cause panic and anger. They'll do it to random people because they can, and they'll do it to people they want to "get;" legitimately or otherwise. You can never show all the sheep how you're going to shave and slaughter them.

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    2. Re:How CAN they search a laptop? by corbettw · · Score: 1

      They can impound your laptop, without a warrant, for up to a month. If that's not enough time to search it completely, they can get a warrant and keep it longer.

      Oh, and if it's encrypted, you have to turn over the keys or passphrase. Failure to do so could result in permanent loss of the equipment and possible jail time for "smuggling".

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    3. Re:How CAN they search a laptop? by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      You have MP3s, which means you're almost certainly violating copyright laws unless you have all the CDs or receipts with you. Enjoy.

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    4. Re:How CAN they search a laptop? by tapanitarvainen · · Score: 1

      [...] if they bother to go through it and find something encrypted, they'll likely subpoena you for the key. Don't want to turn it over? Can't remember the old password? Contempt of court.

      Wonder what they'd do if you told it's company policy that you only get the key by calling home office and assure them the machine has never left your hands?

      As a side note, I've crossed Finland-Norway border overland several times and I've never been asked anything - indeed usually I haven't even seen border guards (once I didn't even notice the border). Sometimes the customs building has had a note on its door saying "we're closed, please drive on". :-) And this is EU's external border (Finland's in EU, Norway isn't).

    5. Re:How CAN they search a laptop? by Marcika · · Score: 1

      [...] if they bother to go through it and find something encrypted, they'll likely subpoena you for the key. Don't want to turn it over? Can't remember the old password? Contempt of court.

      Wonder what they'd do if you told it's company policy that you only get the key by calling home office and assure them the machine has never left your hands?

      As a side note, I've crossed Finland-Norway border overland several times and I've never been asked anything - indeed usually I haven't even seen border guards (once I didn't even notice the border). Sometimes the customs building has had a note on its door saying "we're closed, please drive on". :-) And this is EU's external border (Finland's in EU, Norway isn't).

      That's hardly surprising - Norway is in a customs union with Finland and the rest of the EU (the Schengen zone), so there are not supposed to be any controls at all anyway...

      And even if it were not - if you managed to illegally immigrate to Norway from outside (rowing across the Arctic sea? walking through the Murmansk polar forests?), no number of Finnish border guards could stop you anyway...

    6. Re:How CAN they search a laptop? by YourExperiment · · Score: 1

      I have a 120 GB drive in my netbook that is maybe half-full. How long would it take for YOU to search the entire drive and make sure it's "clean"?

      Just over half an hour, assuming an average read speed of 30 Mb/s. The required processing power for the software to search for interesting key phrases would be negligible.

      a small encrypted text file

      If you have any encrypted files on your hard drive, you will be subject to further questioning. If you refuse to hand over your encryption key, you are obviously guilty and will be arrested and charged as a terrorist.

  42. 'Going Across the Border' by Yejiju · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As a foreign college student that has to deal with the customs every year coming back in to states from my own country, nothing is more painful than experiencing 'Customs and Border Protection'. It is fairly understandable that U.S. government is sooo strict about the incomers that may possibly possess the harm against States. But there will be some kind of loss from too much inspection such as losing elite business men's interests in visiting U.S. and I might not across the border on this spring break even if I've been wanting to visit MEXICO for so long. Just too much inspections to handle. And no, I don't do or bring or take or hide anything that threatens this country.

    1. Re:'Going Across the Border' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Your attitude threatens this country. If you're not with us you're against us. The constitution was written by terrorists for terrorists and good law abiding citizens don't need it.

  43. .... How's that any different from East Germany? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Back in the days, people just got inventive, sewing money into clothing, hiding jewelery in dress seems, that kind of thing.

    After all.... remember.... if you have nothing to hide, this all won't inconvenience you!

    News at 11: DHS is now lobbying for the introduction of "Blockwart" positions.... oh wait, we call them citizen informants here.
     

  44. RFID Tire Chips by cusco · · Score: 3, Informative

    You needn't worry about your GPS unit, ever since the Firestone tire debacle. The resulting law said that every tire needed to be able to be identified as being from Lot #X without being dismounted (prior to that lot numbers were printed on the inside of the tire). The manufacturers' solution was RFID chips with unique serial numbers embedded in every tire. Since a DEFCon competition was able to read RFID chips from 67 feet away with only slightly-modified off-the-shelf hardware one can only imagine how far away your tires can be read with custom hardware.

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    1. Re:RFID Tire Chips by niteshifter · · Score: 5, Informative

      .You needn't worry about your GPS unit, ever since the Firestone tire debacle. The resulting law said that every tire needed to be able to be identified as being from Lot #X without being dismounted (prior to that lot numbers were printed on the inside of the tire). The manufacturers' solution was RFID chips with unique serial numbers embedded in every tire.

      Uh, no. I work in the tire manufacture business. The lot ID has always been - and still is - available for inspection on the outside of the tire. We call this the "serial plate", it's mounted to the mold. Look for a series of letters / numbers bracketed by impressions of what looks like screw heads: that's the serial plate. It's near the bead area. Granted, it may be on the inboard side and may require you to crawl about with an inspection mirror (or put the vehicle up on a rack), but no need to dismount the tire. Tire lot ID's were never on the inside of a tire. What people see there are impressions of the cure press' bladder lot ID, a different thing entirely.

      What the law requires is for vehicle manufacturers to provide a way of reading tire pressures automatically and notifiying the vehicle operator of low and/or imbalanced tire pressures. The pressure transponder (an RFID-like device) is part of the valve assembly, not the tire.

      Various tire makers have experimented with placing RFID tags into tires but with little success. It's a very hostile environment (high temperatures and pressures) inside the material while the tire is being cured, tags don't survive it very well.

    2. Re:RFID Tire Chips by cusco · · Score: 1

      Thanks for that. Can't believe everything you read, even in the Seattle Times (Auto section) any more.

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  45. Re:YRO??!! by pla · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Ever flown through Ireland, not even as a final destination? It's worse than any American customs stop I've been through.

    Um, yeah - About three months ago, actually. We got off our plane, followed the signs around this amazingly convoluted set of hallways to the passport-check area, only to find...

    No one there.

    Waited about five minutes, figuring someone had gone to the bathroom, and didn't see a single uniformed person (got passed by plenty of people walking right on through without even pausing, though).

    So, we walked through and onto our connecting flight.

    Granted, we went from one "secure" area to another, so I really didn't see the need to go through customs at all, but literally, we merely walked past an unattended desk. Simple as that.

  46. Calling bullshit on this one! by Phizzle · · Score: 1

    Sorry, but I have to call bullshit on this one - EU Airports abuse people anytime they want without any remorse or pretense of politeness. Last time I got hassled was in Amsterdam at the Schiphol Airport earlier this year. The smarmy douche bag of an inspector took a particular interest in my netbook, my backpack, and even went through my pockets. I never had to deal with that kind of crap in the US. I am not saying it doesn't happen in the US, but I know it sure as hell happens in Netherlands and UK (the abusive cattle drives of Heathrow are legendary among the frequent fliers).

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    1. Re:Calling bullshit on this one! by noundi · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Sorry, but I have to call bullshit on this one - EU Airports abuse people anytime they want without any remorse or pretense of politeness.

      Wait YOU call bullshit on this and then proceed claiming that you know the procedures of all EUs countries airports? There is no way in hell you know this. The EU is not one country and there is no "standard procedure" thorughout EU as there is in the US, so don't generalise like that because it makes you sound like an ignorant idiot. And FYI I have never been told to fill out a piece of paper promising that I'm not smuggling snails into the country anywhere else than when I had to TRANSIT through the US. The whole experience was so ridiculous I swear I felt a micro stroke somewhere in my frontal lobe. I'm with the AC parent, transiting through the US fucking sucks horse dick, and you can whip out your biggest patriotic flag without changing that simple fact.

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    2. Re:Calling bullshit on this one! by iJusten · · Score: 1
      I would like to introduce you to a thing called the "Schengen Area". Wikipedia (the Internet Encyclopaedia that's always right) says this about Schengen area;

      The Schengen Area is a group of twenty-five European countries which have abolished all border controls between each other.[...]Implementing the Schengen rules involves eliminating border controls with other Schengen members while simultaneously strengthening border controls with non-member states. The rules include provisions on common policy on the temporary entry of persons (including the Schengen visa), the harmonisation of external border controls, and cross-border police and judicial co-operation.

      Regulation of external border controls Schengen also requires member countries to apply strict checks on people entering or exiting the area. These checks are co-ordinated by the European Union's Frontex agency, and subject to common rules. The details of border controls, surveillance, and the conditions under which permission to enter into the Schengen area may be granted are exhaustively detailed in a European Union regulation called Schengen Borders Code.

      It can be found here.
      As Schengen is an EU-project with inclusion of additional countries due to earlier agreements, we can talk about "EU Airports". Also; EU might not be a state, but it's a confederation (de facto, if not de jury), no matter how certain people would like to claim otherwise.

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    3. Re:Calling bullshit on this one! by oreaq · · Score: 1

      It's not that simple. Schengen (as most other "EU laws" too) works something like this: There is a set of relatively abstract common rules. Every country must create laws or change their existing laws so that they conform to theses common rules. The actual laws which get enforced at the airports of various countries can and in fact do vary a lot.

    4. Re:Calling bullshit on this one! by iJusten · · Score: 1

      You are talking of EU directives. What you say is true, but there are also so-called community laws; where community law and state law are at odds, the EC-law takes precedence. A case in Germany has shown that community law overrides even constitutional laws of the member states. Link. The directives are something else.

      In this case, Schengen is something else entirely. You have to implement the criteria before you are allowed to join (it's not tied to membership of EU, though membership requires you make an effort to join Schengen as well). Thus there are no half-assed implementations.

      Also, while I am not familiar with American system, I somewhat suspect that Washington, California, New Mexico and Florida don't have completely similar practises concerning borders and airports as well. The TSA staff aren't trained in one central location, after all (or are they?).

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    5. Re:Calling bullshit on this one! by noundi · · Score: 1
      You're right, however these are, in comparison to the US, mere directives. Just look at the link you provided and notice all the exceptions.

      Special arrangement on entry for Croatia

      The Western Balkan states

      Temporary reintroduction of internal border controls

      Customs control

      Norway, Iceland and Switzerland

      Sweden and Finland

      And now frankly I'm tired of copy pasting, but the list goes on. However I stand corrected in one claim, and that was "there are no common rules", which you clearly have proven there are. Still obviously there are far more non-common rules, and this makes all the difference.

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    6. Re:Calling bullshit on this one! by iJusten · · Score: 1

      There are expections. Lots of them. However, the ones you mentioned are rather easily explained, and ones to which I can most probably find comparisons within other nations.

      Croatia and Western Balkans are not members of EU, and the situation is similar to how Canadians and Mexicans are (I assume) handled differently at the border of the United States. Norway and Iceland are part of Nordic Union, which has worked toward Nordic integration till late 40s (as I recall). As the Nordic states that are members of EU have heavy ties to the non-members, it would have been unappeasable to cut these ties - particularly as (as one Norwegian mentioned me) the non-members are nations of good standing, who in effect have to change their own laws as not to be cut out from their brothers, thus making them "EU-states with no representatives". Anyway, the Sweden/Norway border would be impossible to patrol, so better not even to try. And Iceland is so small that it doesn't really weight much.. to one direction or another.

      The Sweden/Finland thing is just about taking care of local laws. Don't American states have different limits for what's acceptable and what not? Something about "border controls" is well illustrated that the towns of Tornio and Haparanda have merged together, to the point that the towns are usually discussed as one entity, and are often administered as such. The border is apparently next to impossible to detect in nature, as jogging roads etc. criss-cross the border.

      And don't security get tightened in parts of America now and again? And as I understand, in China (and maybe in Russia?) you need your passport even when you travel from province to province (or state to state) as a citizen.. though I might be mistaken.

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    7. Re:Calling bullshit on this one! by Teun · · Score: 1

      Oh the UK customs!
      No one will beat their hunger for power and thus stupidity :)
      Several times a month we have a company flight from the Continent to one of the smaller UK airports where we change craft and exit the country again.
      This process requires a bus to take our boys from one part of the airport to another and every time we enter the area of the departing plane the bus driver has to step outside and spread to be frisked.

      So far I have heard no reports of them ever checking anyone or anything already in the bus...

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  47. Re:YRO??!! by shoemilk · · Score: 1

    It's not just the US. It's ANY country that sees "terrorism" as a threat. I've not been to Japan, but I've heard it's a treat there too.

    Oh, it is a treat (as in such a break from flying in America). No stupid "Anyone give you anything" questions, no retarded need for (easily faked) id. No striping down to your underwear to go through a metal detector. You can bring liquids on the plane. You can get your ticket sent to your cell phone so no need to print anything. You aren't treated like a criminal. You basically show up and walk onto the plane.

    Granted, I haven't gone home in a year and a half and haven't left the country in that time frame, so it might have changed some, but flying into Japan isn't bad at all. Like all places the lines are long (unless you are returning visa holder, then you get to use the same line as Japanese people). Japan is very eye-for-an-eye, so since the US makes people finger print, so does Japan. That's the only "evil" thing I can think of. Getting your bags through customs is a joke, you basically show your passport to a guy, he gives it back and says "Have a nice day". Also, Japan doesn't require people wanting to come to their country to notify them month in advance or deny them entry (like the US).

    I seriously dread going home because flying in Japan is so nice and easy and pleasant.

  48. No problem. . . by JSBiff · · Score: 2

    They just take the laptop and return it to you six months later after a thourough search through all your personal files.

    I still just don't understand how this isn't in clear violation of the constitutional protections against unreasonable search and siezure. Someone tried to explain it last time this topic came up in one form or another, but I cannot possibly believe the founding fathers intended that, no, the government cannot search your private papers/informmation. Unless, you know, it really *wants to*.

    How is it that I, as a U.S. citizen, who has commited no crime, and there is no evidence to indicate I might have committed a crime, lose my right to privacy simply because I choose to visit another country? B.S.

  49. Re:YRO??!! by ross.w · · Score: 1

    Heh, my trip to Dublin:

    We arrive at the gat to find two passages; one marked "EU passport holders" and one marked "non-EU passport holders.

    We go to the latter with our Australian passports and tap on the window to wake the guy snoozing inside.

    He glances at our passports and asks us "..and how long will ye be stayin' in Ireland?"

    We told him, "just for the weekend" (we were visiting my sister there while we were living in the UK). He handed us back our passports with "Enjoy your stay" and went back to sleep.

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  50. Easy soluton... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hopefully the next time I leave the country... I won't be coming back. That's the plan anyway... no US customs.. no problem. Now I just have to figure out where galt's gulch is.

  51. Re:YRO??!! by ross.w · · Score: 1

    Hmm, this was meant to be a reply to the message below...

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  52. Re:Fuck All Mexicans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you a Mexican or a Mexican't?

  53. Re:YRO??!! by IANAAC · · Score: 1

    Granted, we went from one "secure" area to another, so I really didn't see the need to go through customs at all, but literally, we merely walked past an unattended desk. Simple as that.

    Were you already in the EU? That makes a HUGE difference. Try arriving from outside the EU.

  54. Re:YRO??!! by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

    Pleasant? That would be terrifying. Not that the US is any safer, but at least we have this nice security theater to calm my nerves.

  55. Re:YRO??!! by KamuZ · · Score: 1

    I have entered Japan 2 times in the last 2 years and i never get searched when i enter the country. They just ask, "Do you have anything dangerous?", reply "No" and they say "go on".

    Never been in USA so i cannot compare but from what have read, it seems really painful.

  56. No way they can catch smart criminals by puddles · · Score: 1

    Look, they are just looking for easy targets. I seriously do not expect border patrol to be able to find encrypted partitions hidden in SDHC cards inside a camcorder, or in mini SDHC cards inside cell phones. My phone, for example, has mini SDHC that boots to Linux. I would be very surprised if they actually notice that, or if they even bother to look beyond the Windows Mobile interface.

    My laptop has two separate partitions, and they are both encrypted: one with CyberArmor, and the other with LUKS. They're going to need to have me present to type in the password. The Windows partition requires my fingerprint to log me in. How are they going to access it without me being present?

    I also carry around SDHC card formatted with JFFS2 with ARM stuff in there (it's for development). How on earth are they going to look inside it without an ARM board?

    I'm probably going to enjoy telling them the things they miss, if I had time :-)

  57. Re:YRO??!! by Hatta · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In any case, your rights when attempting to cross a sovereign country's borders are pretty much whatever they say it is.

    As a citizen of the country in question, I am (ostensibly) part of the "they" who gets to say what those rights are. There is no reasonable justification for these searches other than "because I can". There is no way a reasonable person can argue that these searches make anyone safer, or prevent any crimes or criminal material coming into the country. Since our constitution prohibits unreasonable searches these searches are illegal. The fact that the Supreme Court has allowed such searches only shows how corrupt our justice system really is. This is nothing more than thuggery.

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  58. No border crossing needed by jc42 · · Score: 1

    You don't have to cross the border to have such problems. A few weeks ago, my wife and I drove from San Diego to Yuma, and took I-8 most of the way. This was entirely within the US. But for several miles, I-8 is only a mile or so from the Mexican border. Her next bill from AT&T for her iPhone showed several hundred dollars in "roaming" charges during the short time we were in that section of the highway, although she didn't use the iPhone at all during the drive. But it did things like checking her email, using relay towers on the Mexican side of the border.

    She's disputing the charges, and maybe AT&T will cancel them. We'll see. But at least the phone companies have developed some clever ways of running up the charges if you even come within electronic reach of the borders.

    Funny thing is that my T-Mobile G1 phone didn't show any such charges. Maybe that's why they're not as big as AT they haven't learned to augment their income by using such tricks. OTOH, we've found that their customers seem to like them better, FWIW, while everyone we talk to seems to hate AT&T. (But she loves her iPhone. ;-)

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    1. Re:No border crossing needed by canajin56 · · Score: 1

      My Katana has a menu option "Do not roam into foreign countries". Sounds like the iPhone is extremely stupid and roams to the nearest tower, even if it can still get a non-roaming signal. Don't blame AT&T, unless they made Apple make it behave that way...Funny story, if you're near the breakwater in Victoria, BC, it'll often think you're in Seattle, and you'll get a text message "Welcome to the USA!" a nice helpful reminder that you are under surveillance :) Too bad it's wrong and I didn't actually cross the damn border...

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  59. Great!! by Unknown+Poltroon · · Score: 2, Funny

    Time for my goatcex screen saver, and the tubgirl desktop. If they barf before they finish searching, do i win?

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    1. Re:Great!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually not a bad idea. I'd say go with a tubgirl login screen. Or maybe there should be a script so that after one or two failed logins you get tubgirled.

      I don't think Goatse would work against them. These people do cavity searches for a living. Their anal cavity viewing threshold is way beyond that of normal men.

  60. Re:YRO??!! by corbettw · · Score: 1

    You are 100% wrong. There are no laws against search and seizure at the border. Look up some case law on the subject before you give someone piss poor advice that they end up trying to live by.

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  61. And the Mafia is screaming YES!!! by kandresen · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I can just imagine how happy the criminal communities will be for such news. Imagine - every single guard with proper authentication can single out people for a "screening" which include all digital identity, including your pictures, digital records which most certainly contain some references to username/passwords to banks and other web-services, business documents such as contracts, contacts, proposals, and so on and so on. Every criminals dream! All in the disguise that they are there to ensure you don't have any indecent pictures or something. How long to we get the first scandal, or has that already happened?

  62. Japan and Airport Security by The+Dark+Rabbit · · Score: 1

    I'm based in Japan and have to fly in and out every few months for work. Here are my observations:

    1. It used to be pretty relaxed. It still is... if I'm traveling with my wife. For the last 18 months, every time I've flown by myself, I've had my bags briefly searched and been given a pat-down by customs after re-entry. (It may be because I wear a kilt.) However, when they do search my bags for whatever reason (hasn't happened in departures for at least 4 years), they apologize and repack everything nicely for me. This is unlike my experience in American airports where my bags are rifled through, and then I'm expected to repack it-- and get yelled at when I can't undo their unpacking job within 15 seconds.

    2. Actually, with the fingerprinting, visa-holders get to use their very own line, separate from even the Japanese citizens (since citizens don't get fingerprinted... just us dirty, criminal (and in my case, permanently residing, tax-paying, etc.) foreigners). I'm usually through faster than anyone else, since there are so few of us on any given flight. But even so, passport control is FAST. Almost as fast as the EU: I've experienced fast passport control (i.e. pretty much a walk-through) in Copenhagen, Helsinki, and Paris. The fingerprinting and face photographing sucks and makes me mad. But it is really quick.

    3. Outbound security is relatively strict, but also quick. A breeze compared to the U.S., Canada, the U.K., or, ugh, Charles de Gaulle (they confiscate soft cheeses in carry-on now, but you're never informed of this when you check your luggage for the flight that connects you to France). That's right, France, I'm going to blow up your plane with my Camembert!

    4. I much prefer flying into and out of Narita than I do flying in or out of any international airport in North American, France, or the U.K.

  63. Re:YRO??!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, the Case Law's iffy at best...mostly because nobody mounted a Fourth Amendment challenge to most of the stuff done. It treads upon Constitutional Protections if you're crossing into the US as a US Citizen (Fourth Amendment rights, actually...and I should know, this little bit of law just helped me recently...)

  64. Time to turn back the clock by Patent+Lover · · Score: 1

    The funny thing about this is that a really smart bad guy could put his nefarious doomsday plans on some good old fashioned microfilm. They're not gonna search that old toothpaste tube. I'm guessing that 90% of today's customs officials don't even know what microfilm is.

  65. Re:YRO??!! by DaRanged · · Score: 1

    I have entered Japan 2 times in the last 2 years and i never get searched when i enter the country. They just ask, "Do you have anything dangerous?", reply "No" and they say "go on".

    Never been in USA so i cannot compare but from what have read, it seems really painful.



    Ditto, twice to Japan in the past 12 months from UK and not a problem or a peep. UK border on the other hand are starting to lose the plot as well. Im willing to bet they wont be far behind the USA in their paranoid delusions of terrorist threats. Every time I travel outbound it takes longer to get thru UK customs, Im betting they have a tombola of searches that they pick from at random on a daily basis... "OK people, today we will be checking belly buttons for a new form of explosive posing as cheesy lint.. stay sharp!'

    I've been in the USA after 9/11 enough times to see how the government and media use terror to whip up the Americans into a blind frenzy of fear where they are willing to give up all their rights for some smoke n mirrors perception that they are safe, and they lap it up unquestioningly. Take the Brits tho, with their 7/7 (they couldnt afford the extra 2/4!), it was more of just an annoyance / inconvenience to us getting to/from work and hate to say it, but a lot of us just got on with our lives... but that doesnt stop our gov from trying it on with the FUD spreading... *sigh*

    Up until now I would have said that altho the customs in US can be long-winded, they've never really put me off visiting my family and friends.... that was before this laptop/cellphone/disk seizing crap started. I have nothing to hide myself, and my youtube browsing history is probably the most interesting thing on my laptop, but FFS if Im only gonna spend a week or 2 in Tennessee WTF!? All I want to do is call my sis to tell her Ive landed safely, check my mail, sync my phone, and let friends know Im in town while Im there!

    Seriously, like some have said: Smart criminals slip thru coz they dont waste time carrying this kinda crap around, everything is over SSH and more. Whats to stop them writing it all on paper? Thats gonna be the last place 'suck'urity is gonna look, especially if its in the checked baggage? Going old school... that's the ticket. Worked in Independence Day didn't it? Maybe they should also look into carrier pidgeons now as well?

    I can only hope that this nonsense all backfires dramatically. Maybe one day we can just go back to living our lives how they should be lived, and not how the governments think we should live. (Yeah right!)
  66. Over my dead body by CoriolisSTORM · · Score: 1

    I'll tell you what, I haven't been to the Mexican border, I have flown out to Honduras a few times though. There, your bags are checked by hand with you watching. No muss, no fuss. If I cross the border and they demand to check my camera, cell phone or notebook (think the idiot minimum wage guy would know what to do on Linux or the Mac OS?), then I will watch you do it, no matter the time it takes you to do it. It might inconvenience you and me, but nobody touches my equipment unless I trust them. I have a problem with someone nosing through my stuff. Especially a minimum wage probably discontented worker looking to make some extra cash. Thanks but no thanks. It might take me 30 days or longer, and I'll make sure I enjoy every day of it. All hail the iron fist of the Feds!

  67. Re:YRO??!! by shoemilk · · Score: 1

    How does getting yelled at and being treated like a criminal help? You still go through security, your liquids are checked (they have machines that determine the chemical makeup). No knives allowed. The only difference between a domestic flight in the US and in Japan is the need of an ID and being treated with respect.

  68. You call that a corvette? by Alan+R+Light · · Score: 1

    Now this is a corvette.

    1. Re:You call that a corvette? by geminidomino · · Score: 4, Funny
  69. Re:YRO??!! by kklein · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I've not been to Japan, but I've heard it's a treat there too.

    Yes, it is. I get in line, show my passport, get my photo and fingerprints taken (this is new, and was implemented in response to the US system), get my bags, hand my card to customs, tell them I don't have any drugs, and walk into the terminal.

    Only once has anyone gone through my bags, and it was after a winter of backpacking around Asia, which showed up on my passport as going in and out of China a few times in a few weeks.

    My laptop or other devices have never been checked, and I've never heard of them checking them.

    On the contrary, when I go back to my home country of the US, I am made to feel like a threat. Paramilitary immigration and customs officers bark orders at me, and one time tried to separate my Japanese wife from me and question her about why she only had $5 for a 3-week visit (joint bank account in the US with her American husband, morons--ever heard of an ATM?). My stuff is riffled through every time, and they have on several occasions destroyed my belongings with their crude handling (scratched an otherwise perfect guitar that I was selling, and put a bottle of shampoo that they had opened back in the bag WITHOUT SCREWING THE TOP ON). --All without my having any recourse to the law.

    I've been in and out of China--a totalitarian regime--and it is far, far more pleasant than the US.

    I almost never go back to see friends and family anymore--and, believe it or not, a part of the reason for that is the shitty treatment I get from my countrymen at the border.

  70. Re:YRO??!! by blueskies · · Score: 1

    What? That helps calm my nerves. Knowing they are grilling a nice guy like me *must* mean they are catching LOTS of terrists! I can even sleep on planes now, knowing that they catch all of the terrorists.

  71. Will nobody think OF THE CHILDREN?! by linuxhansl · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Of course the excuse mentioned in the article had to be the good and tried child porn excuse.
    While I find sexual acts on children despicable and inexcusable, I am sick and tired of seeing my civil liberties eroded away by the same excuse over and over again.

    It does not even help! One can put any questionable content on a memory stick and mail it across countries. If the content is encrypted one doesn't even have to worry about it being intercepted. If it is intercepted, just send another one.
    In fact that is probably what I am going to do with private photographs/movies from now on (my parents and I live in different countries). The border agents then can nose around on my laptop all the want, without invading my private life. The point is that I should not have to do that.

    Any terrorist actually caught during a border search is likely too stupid to carry out said terrorist act anyway.

  72. Fix the Mod on the Parent (not the OP!), Please. by kklein · · Score: 1

    Two things:

    1) Who modded this flamebait??? It really is their country, and we (the US) really did steal it, and the hispanic population really is rapidly expanding, which really is just a return to who lived on those areas originally, and by all natural rights. That's not flamebait; that's basic American history and current demographics. Geez!

    2):

    I figure by 2100 in many areas of Texas, New Mexico and California, English will be taught as a second language.

    Um, it already is? I have a friend who is a music teacher at an all-Spanish-speaking school in Colorado. This isn't one of those immersion schools for non-native speakers of Spanish (although we have some of those too); this is a school where 100% of the students are studying English as a second language on top of their regular studies. There are schools like that all over the US.

    Wait a minute... Do you mean "foreign" or "second?" "Second" language is used in any context where the population at large uses one language, and that is not the native language of the student. "Foreign" is when no one uses it, but students learn the language to communicate with people from other countries. English will never be a "foreign" language in the US, I think, but it is already a second language for many, many students, and has been for generations (like my grandfather, who, until he started school, only spoke German--parents came from the old country and spoke enough to run their bakery and that's it).

    Personally, as a language teacher myself, I don't see what the big deal is. The norm around the world is to learn and use multiple languages, not just one. The US is strange in that so many of its citizens are native speakers of the de facto national language. I would actually like to see English codified as the official language of the US, which does not exclude other languages--particularly Spanish--from being served in areas where it makes sense; it just would determine that all official documents must be available in English, and that only the English versions were binding. Communities need to serve their populace as best they can, and offering services in Spanish in much of the US seems like a no-brainer to me. But I think that it's important that we finally declare English as the official language.

  73. Re:YRO??!! by rev_g33k_101 · · Score: 1

    The real difference is going to be when you cross the border driving. There's been waaay too many documented cases of people buying guns (and I mean big guns, like assault rifles) legally in the US with their God-given 2nd ammendment right and smuggling them to the drug cartels here.

    Searching "laptops, digital cameras, cell phones and any other electronics on your person or in your vehicle" will stop the gun runners how?.....

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  74. Re:Nope. by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

    USCBP agents can demand your password and detain you until you give it, almost certainly.

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  75. Just stay at home. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Because when you stay at home, your civil liberties will never be taken away and you'll never be unlawfully detained. I'm in the UK an... wp09hn9
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    Come and see the violence inherent in the system! HELP! HELP! I'm being repressed!

  76. Re:YRO??!! by Fred_A · · Score: 2, Funny

    The real difference is going to be when you cross the border driving. There's been waaay too many documented cases of people buying guns (and I mean big guns, like assault rifles) legally in the US with their God-given 2nd ammendment right and smuggling them to the drug cartels here.

    Searching "laptops, digital cameras, cell phones and any other electronics on your person or in your vehicle" will stop the gun runners how?.....

    Apparently compression has made an awful lot of progress lately.

    On the back trip they'll obviously be looking for mexican_family.tar.gz

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  77. security theater? by Max_W · · Score: 1

    I am in Europe, but they copycat anything from the US, good or bad. Like after Bill Clinton's adventure any self-respecting boss or boss-let had to have his Monica.

    It disturbs me that someone will be opening my folders. I myself just barely manage to bring some resemblance of an order in my numerous files, and my livelihood depends on them. If some unqualified soldier starts browsing and inadvertently brings havoc into the system, it may destroy my position.

    I think criminals will use miniaturized memory cards, which have the size less than a small coin. The memory card in a digital camera is 16 GB and it can be just pasted with a scotch in some obscure compartment of a car or suitcase. It will be practically undetectable, and 16 GB is 20 full size movies.

    Why search an obvious HD, but not search for a minuscule memory cards (where minuscule is only a physical size, but the memory volume is enormous and growing)? Is it a security theater to get me reassured?

    Or will they ban miniature memory cards too, like they did the torrent traffic? Maybe it would be a better idea to try to stop these people getting angry in the first place? Or what to do?

    But I am sure that a memory card is practically impossible to find if hidden in a car by a creative individual.

  78. It's not like the US ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... hasn't been doing this for ages, so what's the big deal?

  79. they don't care about smuggling by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    print out a bunch of photographs on a photo printer that have had the information hidden in the image (as in stenography). The analog nature makes it a little trickier compared to the techniques used for png, gif and jpg. But it is possible.

    Get a laser with some precision controls and make your own microdots. then you can just stick them on your $20 bills or whatever.

    While not quite a microdot, a 1200 dpi printer I suppose could encode 75-150 bytes per inch(one or two dots per bit) which is not much but could be read back on a 2400 dpi or 3200 dpi scanner. Of course using a lot of redundancy (hamming code or whatever) would improve reliability make it practical.

    But the point being, if you didn't catch it from my original post, that the idea that searching electronic devices for information is done to find criminals and protect the borders is a fabrication. It is obvious that anyone serious about information smuggling could subvert their attempts readily. I don't have any solid proof for the real reason behind all this, but I think a simple thought experiment has shown that this is a cover for something worse or the system is operated by incompetents that cannot even listen to advisers on the pointlessness of such an endeavor.

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    1. Re:they don't care about smuggling by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 1

      You mean steganography.

    2. Re:they don't care about smuggling by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      when they ask "what's this" to your printouts, just call it "one of those pictures you have to look crosseyed at to see in 3D. They'll stare at it for a bit, decide they can't see anything and move you along.
      -nB

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    3. Re:they don't care about smuggling by Ambiguous+Puzuma · · Score: 1

      If you're going to do that, why not create a genuine random dot stereogram, and encode the data in the "random" dot pattern of the first column? You can probably fit quite a bit of data in there compared to ordinary steganographic techniques, since it's expected that there will be a lot of random-looking noise in such a picture.

    4. Re:they don't care about smuggling by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      and maybe they will confiscate anything that looks like a random dot pattern.

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  80. Approaching US conditions. by Hurricane78 · · Score: 1

    Sad, how Mexico now slowly also approaches US conditions. But I thought the "drug war" excuse was gone... So what is it now? Terrorists from the north? Cheney with full tank armor plating around his wheelchair of doom, going wild, shooting rockets, and harassing constitutional documents, in Tijuana?

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    1. Re:Approaching US conditions. by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 1

      You may want to re-RTFA. The article doesn't make it real clear unless one is familiar with U.S. agency names, but the it's the U.S. customs who will search your stuff. The Mexicans could certainly do so as well, but I haven't heard the first thing about their policies.

      BTW, if you find the U.S. policy objectionable, write your representatives and senators in Congress, and also write letters to the editor, etc. My reps (from Virginia) have made it clear that they have no intention of legislating a change, but maybe they'd change their minds if enough people complained.

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  81. Nobody expects... by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

    Dunno if your Patriot Act allows it, though...

    It appears to allow whatever they want to do.
    Nobody expected the American Inquisition, but here it is...

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  82. Re:YRO??!! by bluesatin · · Score: 1

    Maybe they should also look into carrier pigeons now as well?

    I work at Telkom, you insensitive clod!

  83. Re:YRO??!! by Gerzel · · Score: 1

    I didn't give any advice. I merely said there were limits and that the constitution would have some legal standing for US citizens entering the US.

    To be precise I said there were laws, but never said what those laws were. I am not a lawyer but I do know a bit about how the US legal system should work, but not necessarily how it does work.

    If you are worried about the exact laws that would apply to you should you cross a particular border you should ask a lawyer or representative of the government you are crossing over into, and not slashdot.

  84. Re:YRO??!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  85. Re:YRO??!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Notice YRO is "Your rights, online" not "Your online rights". The missing comma has always been implied...

  86. Re:YRO??!! by lartful_dodger · · Score: 1

    That was my last experience of arriving at Heathrow, direct from Bangkok, two and a half years ago.

    There was immigration control, with the expected passport check, but Customs? Nothing. No one.

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  87. Re:YRO??!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ireland is obviously letting the pedophile terrorists win.

  88. Re:YRO??!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I once flew from Havana to Heathrow and tried to find someone to pay the duty on the rum I was carrying. I ended up importing it illegally.

  89. Re:YRO??!! by david+in+brasil · · Score: 1

    Modded 3- Informative?

    You are factually incorrect. American citizens are subject to search when entering the U.S.

  90. The Horror! by An+dochasac · · Score: 1

    I mean you can't be too careful, I mean the microSD in a typical phone could smuggle well over a million copies of the U.S. Bill of Rights over the border to Mexico. Someone over there might actually read the thing.

  91. riiiiight.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "you can't stop the signal, Mal..."

  92. Re:YRO??!! by z80kid · · Score: 4, Informative

    There's been waaay too many documented cases of people buying guns (and I mean big guns, like assault rifles) legally in the US with their God-given 2nd ammendment right and smuggling them to the drug cartels here.

    When you say "and I mean big guns like assault rifles", it pretty much shows that you know nothing about firearms and US laws.

    The articles you link to all cite the "90% of guns traced to US" lie. 90% of the guns that are submitted for tacing are from the US. Only a small number of guns are submitted for tracing, because there's no point in submitting AKs from China and North Korea with no serial number to the ATF for tracing.

    Fully automatic guns (pull the trigger and they rattle off bullets) require a federal license with large yearly fees and an anal probe from the BATFE. They are rarely sold here and are exceptionally expensive. Even the gangs here don't buy them legally here. They smuggle them from overseas - it's way cheaper. I'm behind a censor here, but google "BATFE" and "class III license" to see what it takes to buy a machine gun.

    What the ill-informed such as yourself call "big guns - like assault rifles" are military-looking guns that have been altered so that they fire one bullet at a time. To make them or import them here, they must not be alterable to fully automatic fire.

    The articles you quote suggest a flood of guns from the US using faulty statistics, then go on to list a bunch of confiscated weapons that you cannot easily buy here. You can't get grenades and rocket launchers here. If they are able to smuggle those in from the third world, why would they pay US prices for rifles that aren't even full-auto?

    http://www.factcheck.org/2009/04/counting-mexicos-guns/

    http://www.foxnews.com/politics/elections/2009/04/02/myth-percent-guns-mexico-fraction-number-claimed/

    http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/statements/2009/apr/16/barack-obama/Obama-claims-90-percent-guns-used-Mexico/

  93. âoeWhen goods do not cross borders, soldiers by Tokolosh · · Score: 1

    âoeWhen goods do not cross borders, soldiers will.â

    Claude Frederic Bastiat 1801 - 1850

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  94. Re:Fuck All Mexicans by bogjobber · · Score: 1

    You don't have to wait, there are large parts of the SW United States that already have massive Mexican-American majorities and where most people speak Spanish at home. Los Angeles is about 50% Hispanic and growing (although not all are Mexican). And even if your prediction of Spanish-speaking majorities occurs across large parts of the country, they will still be Americans speaking Spanish. Or do you not consider Mexican-Americans to be citizens?

  95. Corrected title: USA border, not Mexican! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had to read half-way through the entire article before figuring out which border this actually applied to. It's not the Mexican border, but rather the USA border. You know, where people enter the USA.

    Duh.

  96. Be very careful by XB-70 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    A friend of mine, a lawyer, was transporting her laptop across the (northern) border. U.S. Customs demanded that she provide the password to her laptop so that it could be examined. She stated that she had lawyer-client privileged information on her hard drive and that the officer could not be privy to such information.

    She was offered the option of traveling to her destination without her laptop or submitting to the search.

    This constitutes and egregious violation of the U.S. Constitution's Fourth Amendment and needs to be challenged at the highest levels.

    I can only say that the U.S. is becoming more and more what the U.S.S.R. once was. Think of how much actual freedom has eroded and the past two decades and start fighting it.

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  97. Even easier by aepervius · · Score: 1

    enrob it in some plastic which is not attacked by body fluid, and hide it in body cavity... Like the mouth. As far as I can tell custom do not (yet) control your mouth. And a SD card can be very well hidden on the side of your jaw.

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  98. Re:YRO??!! by datapharmer · · Score: 1

    What the ill-informed such as yourself call "big guns - like assault rifles" are military-looking guns that have been altered so that they fire one bullet at a time. To make them or import them here, they must not be alterable to fully automatic fire.

    hahahahahahaha

    You're kidding, right? All single-barrel guns only shoot one bullet at a time silly!

    In all seriousness though, "not alterable" doesn't mean what you think it means. Go to a few gun shows and you will see that they sell kits to "fix" your old pre-1994-assult-weapons-ban gun... It doesn't mean it is legal for you to modify it, but you know damn well people do it. The ban also expired in 2004 which means that in addition to the pre-1994 guns that fire "exactly the same ammo at exactly the same rate of fire" as military versions, you can also now get others that are fully automatic, but not quite as quick (still fixable with that nice gun show kit though).

    I do agree about one thing though, those aren't big guns. This is a big gun.

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  99. Re:YRO??!! by corbettw · · Score: 1

    I didn't give any advice. I merely said there were limits and that the constitution would have some legal standing for US citizens entering the US.

    Again, you're 100% wrong. There are no such protections at the border. Whether there should be or not is a completely different discussion, but as things stand ICE can paw through your belongings with impunity when you try to cross.

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  100. Re:YRO??!! by kd5zex · · Score: 1

    Each of your citations have issues:

    http://articles.latimes.com/2008/aug/10/nation/na-guns10 [latimes.com]

    The opinions expressed in this commentary are solely those of Kathleen Kennedy Townsend and Paul Helmke.

    Two well known sensationalists in the field of lies and misleading information on firearms.

    http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/article/2007/10/28/AR2007102801654.html [washingtonpost.com]

    Corrupt customs officials help smuggle weapons into Mexico, earning as much as $1 million for large shipments, police here say.

    Hmmm...

    http://www.cnn.com/2009/WORLD/americas/03/26/kennedy.townsend.guns/index.html [cnn.com]

    Weapons smuggling: An article in Section A on Aug. 10 about guns being smuggled into Mexico and used by narcotics traffickers said that "high-powered automatic weapons and ammunition are flowing virtually unchecked from border states into Mexico." The guns purchased in the U.S. are semiautomatic or conventional firearms

    Yes, that's right. No assault rifles. In case you didn't know, the preferred terminology is "military-style-assault-weapons which are, in fact, no more "deadly" than your run-of-the-mill hunting rifle.

    By the way, this is a big gun: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M-198

  101. Re:YRO??!! by Abreu · · Score: 1

    The websites you quote speak volumes about the credibility of your arguments

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  102. Re:YRO??!! by Abreu · · Score: 1

    Well, the US side of the border now wants to search "laptops, digital cameras, cell phones and any other electronics on your person or in your vehicle", as described in the article.

    What we want on our side of the border is for our authorities to enforce our own gun laws and stop and search people coming from the US into Mexico.

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  103. Re:YRO??!! by rev_g33k_101 · · Score: 1

    Well, the US side of the border now wants to search "laptops, digital cameras, cell phones and any other electronics on your person or in your vehicle", as described in the article.

    What we want on our side of the border is for our authorities to enforce our own gun laws and stop and search people coming from the US into Mexico.

    So what you are saying is.... It will not stop the gun runners, you were just being (A. sensationalist; B. off topic; C. dumb). pick one.

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  104. Re:Fuck All Mexicans by foo+fighter · · Score: 1

    Here come the Chinese! Aah! **boogeyboogeyboogey* We're all going to turn yellow! Oh noes!

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  105. Re:Fuck All Mexicans by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    I was being a bit tongue-in-cheek. I do think Mexican Americans, or more broadly, Latino-Americans, will at some point along those states that were once part of Mexico, come to exceed strictly English-speaking Americans. I doubt at the end of the day that they will want to rejoin Mexico (unless Mexico radically changes over the next century, to my mind the damned place seems primed for another revolution). But at some point the rest of the US is going to have to deal with a population that while bilingual, will be speaking Spanish as a first language. That means all the anglophillic nonsense that the racist/anti-migrant segments of the Republican party have been trumpeting are going to have to go the way of the do-do. The reality is that a big chunk of the US stretching from Florida to the Pacific is going to be as much a part of Latin America as it is of North America.

    As to Mexico itself, well it seemed to be crawling out of the mud in the 1990s, but the place is rapidly becoming a basket case again. That's going to mean even more Mexicans trying to get the hell out (and who, exactly, can blame them). But then again, that's been the American story since the Ellis Island days. I see this hatred against illegal immigrants to be pretty much the same as the good ol' Protestant Anglo-Saxon response to all them Irish, Italians and assorted other groups, predominantly Catholic, who flooded into North America in the early part of the 20th century. I think when historians look back on this period, they will simply see it as the latest iteration of a trend that started with a million Irishmen fleeing the Potato Famine in the 1840s.

    Everyone has trumpeted Obama as the first black president, and there's no doubt that that is an enormous achievement. But the next big step is going to be a president of Latino heritage. If the Republicans had any goddamned brains at all, they'd tune out the racists, cozey up to the Mexican and Latin American communities and start looking for presidential material there, as opposed to going in the opposite direction and looking for someone that will please the bigots. Want a real competition to Obama in 2012, imagine a Latino candidate.

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  106. Confirmed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am a gun guy. Just dropping in to say the parent post is 100% correct.

    Assault rifle =! machine gun

    They may look the same but they function very differently.

  107. Re:YRO??!! by b0bby · · Score: 1

    While I wouldn't rely too heavily on Fox News myself, and I'm not sure about politifact, I've found factcheck.org to be quite objective in, well, checking facts. If you read their report, you'll see that they provide a detailed breakdown of why the 90% number is inaccurate. I think you'd do well to read that one, at least - I'd never heard of these statistics before, and I found it interesting.

  108. Re:YRO??!! by z80kid · · Score: 3, Interesting

    In all seriousness though, "not alterable" doesn't mean what you think it means. Go to a few gun shows and you will see that they sell kits to "fix" your old pre-1994-assult-weapons-ban gun.
    The ban also expired in 2004

    Fully automatic weapons that fire continuously have been virtually banned (again, see the federal criteria for owning one - "class III license") since the gun control act of 1934.

    None of this has anything to do with the Clinton gun ban, which banned guns that look like military rifles, along with some accoutrements such as bipods, bayonets, scary looking stocks, etc.

    Yes, you can alter them to add the bayonets and bipods back. But the guns sold here must have a reciever that cannot fit a fully-automatic bolt group.

    You told me to go to a gun show. I'm a collector and I've been to dozens. How many have you visited? Have you ever asked a dealer what you need to do to purchase a fully-automatic rifle or machine gun?

    I'd really encourage anyone with strong opinions on the subject to do so, and get some first hand knowledge. Every now and then someone will agree to come with me, and when they talk to the dealers and ask what the laws are, they are generally quite surprised.

  109. Re:YRO??!! by jabelli · · Score: 1

    It's worse than that. It's 90% of those that are submitted and successfully traced.

  110. Re:YRO??!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The last time I flew into Heathrow (about two years ago now) you walked through what was obviously the customs section and there was nobody there, just as you say. However, and this is god's honest truth, if you looked carefully you could see a sign which said

    "If you have anything to declare please pick up the phone"

    And there was a telephone below.

    I would love to know how many people actually did that.

  111. Re:YRO??!! by catman · · Score: 1
    Absolutely. Or as my wife and I did, living in Oslo, flew Icelandair to Toronto with a layover in Reykjavik, including a visit to the Blue Lagoon on our way out. No problem getting into Toronto, visiting family.

    We actually lived in the US for a little over a year, many years ago - left the DC area a few months before Richard M. Nixon did - and someday we'd like to visit again, but not as long as the US has, in effect, a state of emergency.

  112. Re:Fuck All Mexicans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually what I find kind of interesting is that bit by bit, generation by generation, Mexicans are in fact retaking a fair chunk of their country that the US stole from them through some trumped up wars (including a delightful little proxy war in Texas).

    Only if you look at it in strictly racial/nationalist terms and you buy into the race = national identity myth. Most of the citizens of Hispanic descent who live in those states do not want to import the political culture of Mexico into the US and would, in fact, fight like hell to prevent it from coming to where they live. Most Mexicans who spend more than five years in the US (legally or not) really don't want to go back to Mexico - basically because they've become accustomed to the rule of law and much lower levels of official corruption.

    I once had a Mexican nationalist meet me in Tucson with the phase, "I want my country's land back." To which I responded, "You think the Mexican government would manage it better than the US government does?" The topic didn't come up again.

  113. Re:YRO??!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Offtopic, I guess:

    Backpacking through Asia sounds pretty awesome, and I'd love to visit Japan. It's too bad neither will probably happen for me. I envy those who have, for what I believe would be enlightening and humbling experiences for me. There are a *lot* of cliffs for me to climb before anything like that could ever happen.

    I don't even have much experience in the US and I've lived here my whole life. I have a hard time finding spiritual experiences that apply to me. The only time I felt a spiritual awakening that I didn't believe was false was when I went to Jamaica for a week. It was practically magical in the most spiritual sense of the word, something I feel would also kindle inside me upon visits to Asia and Japan.

    But, no car, no license, no job, still live with parents at 32, hardly any work experience, no friends (well, 1 who lives over 100 miles away), no college education, and I'm basically a hikikimori, a social outcast, human failure, an opiate addict (for 15 years) with abnormal sexuality, dealing with addictive behaviors, avoidant behaviors, social anxiety, general anxiety, general depression.

    I'm never going to live in Japan.

    One of my dreams is to at least get some sort of job that I could bear, and then save up money over a few years just so I could visit Tokyo (and as far into outlying areas, and as many temples and interesting spots as I can) for a week or so. Probably isn't worth the five grand or whatever it would take, but I have to have a dream.

    As for being on subject, I haven't traveled on an airplane since before 9/11. Traveled with my brother by car to Vegas (from Houston) instead and it was a blast (mainly on his money, and we actually made a profit from the casinos).

    Should I tag this as Post Anonymously? Might be best. Everybody hates an addict.

  114. Re:YRO??!! by Gerzel · · Score: 1

    Has that been taken to the supreme court?

    100% is a big number my friend, and in the US "should be" can and often does make up part of the law; in fact it is part of the reason we have such things as right to legal council and trials by jury.

  115. Re:YRO??!! by corbettw · · Score: 1

    Yes it has, many times. Try doing some research before spouting off about things about which you are painfully unaware.

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  116. The very sad thing about that by Burz · · Score: 1

    ...is she could have found some way of hiding the data so it wouldn't get inspected, and its somewhat probable her adversary in court could have accused her of smuggling sensitive data across the border.

  117. Re:YRO??!! by datapharmer · · Score: 1

    1934 didn't ban machine guns, it just taxed them - heavily. If you get an AR15 and a Dias from between 1982 and 1985 you can do the conversion pretty easily, but you must of course register the gun as a machine gun etc etc. lots of paperwork and hassle. It is can be done easily other ways including using a pre-81 dias, but it certainly isn't legal since you can't own both... then again if you are running arms to to mexican drug lords you probably are more concerned with "can it be done" than "is it legal". A decent machine shop could make all the parts necessary from specs that can be purchased for under $10 from gun magazines or online. That part can even be done in mexico once they have the weapons. Yes, I know they machine the lowers of the guns differently to make them single fire, but the problem is it isn't different enough to stop organized crime from doing the conversions, and that is the real problem. I'm not against guns, but I think it is only fair to be honest about them.

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  118. Re:YRO??!! by z80kid · · Score: 1
    I knew that receivers had to modified so that they couldn't fit military internals. I should have guessed that someone would start making custom instead.

    While I don't doubt you on that point (I googled it for enlightenment :), I should think that smuggling arms from the US and having techs retrofit them would be an absurd amount of effort and expense for organizations that are already smuggling hand grenades and RPGs in from other countries. (They ain't buying those at US gun shows.)

    Unfortunately, there are no detailed reports on the types of weapons and their sources. One note of interest - I had heard that many of the AR's and M16's were actually supplied to the Mexican police and military by the US government, and then stolen by men defecting to the cartels. It would be fascinating to know if that's true. But without more detailed reports from the BATFE it's just heresay.

    The original point still stands, though. There is a pretty wide gulf between "90% of all guns" and "90% of guns submitted and successfully traced".

  119. Re:YRO??!! by datapharmer · · Score: 1

    That's true. It isn't all that easy to trace a gun with a filed serial and no other clues found in a different country.

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