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  1. Re:Hardly suprising on Nearly 1 In 4 People Abandon Mobile Apps After Only One Use (techcrunch.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why would a person use anything other than SMS/MMS? It's universal.

    "I need to let my poker group know that I have to cancel tonight. I'll just WhatsApp Jim and... Oh shit, Dave is on Facebook Messenger. OK, I think they might both have... Oh wait, Bob uses that stupid app with all the goddamn anime pictures, whatever the fuck that is. And Tim still uses that shitty dumbphone. Guess I'll use SMS."

  2. Re:Poor Arithmatic on DARPA's Latest Chip Is Designed To Be Bad At Arithmetic (technologyreview.com) · · Score: 2

    They're way ahead of you. Where do you think they get the figures they use for damages?

    "Let's see... this person shared 12 songs with 37 people... OK that's $17,092,259 in damages."

  3. Re:Only one reason to build... on Architects Design a 65-Story Data Center (computerworld.com) · · Score: 1

    Why would anyone want a general purpose datacenter in SV? Build it in the middle of nowhere, somewhere along a long fiber link between major hubs.

  4. So trickle down DOES work!

  5. I'm in the market on Small and Heavy Arms Traded On Facebook By Libyan Militants (rt.com) · · Score: 1

    Cool. Do they take PayPal?

  6. Re:A ban on invisibility? on Global Majority Backs a Ban On 'Dark Net,' Poll Says (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    Wait, are you telling me that my herdeflorfty isn't going to taste as good if I fleem da floopdy herdy bordy?

  7. Re:SJWs must in league with the ISPs... on Zero-Rating Harms Poor People, Public Interest Groups Tell FCC (vice.com) · · Score: 1

    Great, we'll ensure that rather than having access to some video sources, they have access to none.

    Mission accomplished.

  8. Re:It's official then? on That Awkward Moment When 'Apple Mocked Good Hardware and Poor People' (dailydot.com) · · Score: 1

    So you think Microsoft could get away with bundling the same kind of software Apples does without getting sued to bejeezus and back?

  9. Fuck Apple. That is all.

  10. Re:No Deductions on Millionaires: Raise Our Taxes To Address Poverty, Fix Roads (go.com) · · Score: 1

    So the bottom half that pays almost nothing in taxes is uncivilized?

  11. Re:good deal on SeaWorld To End Orca Breeding Program (latimes.com) · · Score: 1

    Aren't a lot of those animals rescues? Injured animals that would have died in the wild? Abandoned babies? Zoos used to be horrible places with every locked into a tiny cage, but I don't think there are too many like that left are there? My experience is that most are pretty well run, attempt to maintain appropriate habitats, and are very conscientious about their animals.

  12. Centralized currency? Don't we already have that? on Bank of England Looks Into 'Centralized' Bitcoin Alternative, RSCoin (thestack.com) · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'll take Missing The Point for 800 Alex!

    And the question is "This digital currency is centrally controlled and allows the authorities to monitor every purchase you make."

    'What is centralized bitcoin?

    You are correct.

  13. Re:Err, who gives a fuck? on New Smartwatches Allow Students To Cheat On Exams · · Score: 1

    And how would cheating on a test affect that decision? Is there a diagnosis code for "Screwdriver in the head" that tells you how to treat it?

  14. Re:Err, who gives a fuck? on New Smartwatches Allow Students To Cheat On Exams · · Score: 1

    Wait, you let your patients die because you were too lazy to look up any information, and insisted on relying only on your memory? You're a terrible doctor.

  15. Re:No. That is not the strategy on Rubio and Kasich Are Living Out a Classic Game Theory Dilemma · · Score: 1

    So let states manage their own currencies.

  16. Re:No. That is not the strategy on Rubio and Kasich Are Living Out a Classic Game Theory Dilemma · · Score: 1

    How many countries did we rain bombs on while those peaceful Democrats were occupying the White House for the past 7 years?

  17. Re: They want no cash on It's Time To Kill the $100 Bill, Says Larry Summers · · Score: 1

    Robbery is a real concern for children in the US? LOL, non-Americans. You must watch too many movies or have some crazy news channel where children are getting robbed left and right.

  18. So don't work for those greedy corporations. Clearly it's easy to become a millionaire and build a giant corporation. Then you can hire the entire world and pay a living wage and put those horrible greedy companies out of business.

  19. I can't confirm when it started, but it reached a peak when people started swiping their friend's unlocked smartphones and posting douchey photo to the owner's Facebook page, along with the text "You've been hacked LOL!"

  20. Re:My proposal: on UK Gov't Launches Public Consultation On Porn-Site Age Checks (bbc.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    I think the post you replied to is being sarcastic. It's very subtle, granted.

  21. Re:The Laser is here to stay on UK Pilots' Union Calls For Laser Pointers To Be Classed As Offensive Weapons (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    That's ingenious! Because nobody has ever taken apart a device to get at the internals before!

  22. Re:Not a VM on Kotlin 1.0 Released · · Score: 1

    Thanks for RTFAing for me. I was confused based on the summary.

  23. Re:GPS is just an aid on Drivers Need To Forget Their GPS · · Score: 1

    It's a pretty major assumption to assume that the naming and numbering of roads is in any way logical in any given city.

  24. Re:So the few (trolls) get to hurt the many? on Twitter Launches Trust and Safety Council To Help Put End To Trolling (thestack.com) · · Score: 1

    Seriously? Women are always afraid? Of what exactly?

    You do realize that men are - by a factor of 4 or 5 - more likely to be murdered than women, right?

    Are you really in fear 24/7? You should probably see a psychologist.

  25. Re:and of course on Low-Cost EEG Head-Sets Promise Virtual Reality Feedback Loops (thestack.com) · · Score: 1

    Funny, this story made me think of the TNG episode, The Game...