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  1. Re:Let's kill the boiled frog meme on WGA Turning Off PCs in the Fall? · · Score: 1

    Anyone have any ideas for a good replacement?

    Steve Ballmer?

  2. Re:It's becomming obligatory on Encrypted Ammunition? · · Score: 1

    Okay peasant, you've got your guns; why aren't you fighting back against DRM and the DMCA?

  3. Re:Wha...? on Font Raid Spells Trouble for Publisher · · Score: 1

    How is it even possible to use 11,000 different type faces??

    This is probably BSA/**IA maths; for example, 11 fonts x 10 computers x 100 documents = 11,000 fonts.

  4. Act of God? on Mobile Phones and Lightning a Lethal Mix · · Score: 1

    In a letter to the British Medical Journal, doctors wrote that people should not use mobile phones outdoors during thunderstorms because of the risk of being struck by lightning.

    Nice one, God - smite the loud-mouthed bastards.

  5. Re:Or maybe the "Ugly Party"? on Pirate Party Comes to the U.S. · · Score: 1

    Australia had the "Party Party Party Party" about ten years ago, but I think they only ran once.

  6. Manual Writting Tools? on Manual Writing Tools? · · Score: 4, Funny

    If you find a good spellchecker, let the Slashdot editors know... (Manual Writing Tools.)

  7. Caldera? on New Caldera Promised · · Score: 2, Funny

    A smoking hole in Lindon, Utah? Once IBM's lawyers have finished with them, I can believe that.

  8. Re:Erasing, not Voodoo on A New Technique to Quickly Erase Hard Drives · · Score: 1

    If you can't take that risk, you have to turn the media inside the drive into molten slag. There's no other way.

    Ferric chloride (PCB etchant) or another corrosive liquid will do the trick, particularly on modern glass platter drives. Dissolve the thin magnetic coating on the platter, and good luck recovering the bits...

  9. Re:Name? on Scientists Find Missing Link in Bird Evolution · · Score: 1

    Following the naming convention of the "Peking Man", is this one going to be "Peking Duck"?

    No, because as the Latin name states, it came from Yumen, not Peking.

  10. Re:Larger scope on EU Officials Cautious on AntiTrust Issues · · Score: 1
    The main difference is - Apple won't license FairPlay to anyone.

    "FairPlay"? "Plays4Sure"? "Digital Rights Management"? I see a pattern emerging here...
    To paraphrase Sir Humphrey Appleby of Yes Minister:
    ... always dispose of the difficult bit in the title. It does less harm there than [in the contents].
  11. Re:Perfect for mission briefings on Projecting Data on a Sphere · · Score: 1

    Many Boffins died for this post...

  12. Re:Yes it IS native. on Google Earth v4 Released - Linux Support at Last · · Score: 1

    It's definitely native.

    Only native x86. I don't see any native amd64/x86-64, sparc etc. versions.

    NASA's World Wind offers some hope for non-x86 platforms, but it's a way off yet.

  13. Re:Somewhat obvious. on Microsoft Misrepresenting WGA's Functionality? · · Score: 1
    If you choose the 'Expert' installation option, you have the option of not installing the WGA update, Windows Update then asks if you'd like to turn off notification of that particular update.

    That is, of course, what I did.


    Me too, and while it doesn't ask me about that particular update, it does continue to bitch about now installing it:
    Important

    You've hidden important updates
    You've asked us not to show you one or more high-priority updates but your computer might be at risk until they are installed. Restore them now

    There's no way in hell I'm installing pre-release software from Microsoft, "critical" or otherwise.
  14. When wormbots go bad... on Wormbot Crawls Through Your Intestines · · Score: 4, Funny
  15. Re:This is... on Chinese Mathematicians Prove Poincare Conjecture · · Score: 2, Funny

    Given that there are seven questions total, maybe you know the mystery surrounding the elusive eighth question: "What is seven minus one?"

    Forty-two?

  16. Re:Someone's going to say this... on 20 Things You Won't Like About Vista · · Score: 1
    "It looks like you're Steve Ballmer. Would you like to:
    • Throw a chair?
    • Fucking kill something?
    • Dance, Monkey Boy?"
  17. Re:A good tool. on New Google Services Announced · · Score: 1

    For instance, British appear to be tit men ...

    That's because there are lots of birdwatchers in Britain.
    For example, check out this pair of great tits.

  18. Re:I'm a fundie and a social conservative on ICANN Finally Rejects .xxx Domain · · Score: 1

    Ask ICANN for a ".god" TLD. That way, fundamentalist Christians can have their "safe" Internet experience without having to avert their eyes from porn, evolution etc. on the rest of the Internet. And vice versa.

  19. Re:Smell? on The Public's First Look at Wii · · Score: 1
    Flamebait?! You've got to be kidding me! Meta-moderate those moderators down "-1 Sourpuss".

    I misremembered the quote slightly, but it's from a "lost" Monty Python skit, Wee-wee Winetasting:
    M HOUNSLOW WEST: How about this, sir?

    MR WEST RUISLIP FOR ICKENHAM: (TASTING ELABORATELY) Mmm... it's a slightly flinty breed... sharp and resolute, with a terse smokiness in the aftertaste... is it a Pouilly Fume... ?

    M HOUNSLOW WEST: No, it's wee-wee.

    If Nintendo are foolish enough to call it the "Wii", don't complain about the inevitable toilet humour. (It's a shitty job, but someone's got to do it...)
  20. Smell? on The Public's First Look at Wii · · Score: 1, Funny

    'There's a strong whiff of voodoo about it.'

    No, that's just wii wii.

  21. Re:waiting on Vim 7 Released · · Score: 1

    Try Visual SlickEdit. It has a Vi keybinding set built in.

    And the obvious answer: gvim. I personally use the console version of vim because I don't need the GUI under Linux/Unix, but having gvim on Windows makes life easier when I have to deal with than OS.

  22. Lifesaver for commuters, too on An Underground Radio to Save Lives · · Score: 4, Interesting

    As loss of radio contact was one of the factors the resulted in Jean Charles de Menezes being shot dead by police, radios that work in the Underground ("tube") as well as underground would be a good thing.

  23. Re:I'd use them on Would You Wear Video Glasses? · · Score: 1

    I think they had this meaning of "rice" in mind. Fancy displays, poor resolution.

  24. Re:Rebuilding on Giant Rock Growing in Mount St. Helens' Crater · · Score: 1

    The mountain lost 1313 ft in its 1980 eruption. The article mentions the rock is rising 4-5 ft per day, and is 300 ft tall. It has 1003 ft to go ... ... once the lava dome reaches the crater rim (the current summit.) The top of the dome is at 7155 ft so it has to grow 1209 ft to reach the rim, and 2213 ft (total) to reach the original summit height.

  25. Re:Unintentionally comic typo about the Royal Navy on Da Vinci Code Message Revealed · · Score: 1

    There were four, deliberate typos according to this article; the actual decoded message read: "Smithy Code: Jadkie Fisthr- who are bou? Dreadqought".