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  1. Outlaw this on South Australia Outlaws Anonymous Political Speech · · Score: 1

    I'm Australian, and I don't know who is running for the South Australian parliament. Ergo, they must be a bunch of useless bastards. Feel free to moderate me (+1, Rebel.)

  2. Re:I'm sure on Astronomers Discover the Coolest Known Sub-Stellar Body · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Coolest known sub-stellar body? Obviously they haven't met my wife."

  3. Why? on Russian Stealth Fighter Makes Its First Flight · · Score: 1

    Why bother building an expensive stealth fighter when they have Vladimir Putin, Russia's answer to Chuck Norris?

  4. Re:do you have to think in Russian to fly it? on Russian Stealth Fighter Makes Its First Flight · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, PAK FA thinks for you!

  5. Re:Star Trek on Skydiver To Break Sound Barrier During Free-Fall · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    So in the other films they found the Higgs Boson?

  6. Re:Looking at the photo. on 15-Year-Old Student Discovers New Pulsar · · Score: 1

    Dunno about being a sexist pig; shallow, perhaps. If people don't appreciate "geek chic", more fool them.

  7. Re:no no no no no! on Displayport V1.2 To Take Giant Leap Over HDMI · · Score: 1

    Luxury! If we wanted wire, we had to fight over a penny!

  8. Re:FTL Information? on FTL Currents May Power Pulsar Beams · · Score: 1

    I got tired of the washing machine quantum entangling my singlets, so I switched to t-shirts.

  9. Re:Choice to Make on Cellphone Radiation May Protect Brain From Alzheimers · · Score: 2

    Cancer is the cure for Alzheimers - the tumour kills you before you can develop it.

    In other news, mice exposed to mobile phone radiation were found to have a lower IQs and squeak unnecessarily loudly about inane topics.

  10. Re:...chewie on Ubuntu "Memberships" Questioned · · Score: 1

    Like, okay, you know in Star Wars, when Leia hands out medals to Luke and Han, but Chewie's just standing there on the podium - he doesn't get a medal?

    "Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, that does not make sense! If Chewbacca didn't get a medal, you must acquit! The defense rests."

  11. There are two kinds of people... on Whatever Happened To Second Life? · · Score: 1, Insightful

    ... those that "get" Second Life, and those that begrudge them for it.

  12. Re:K, what? on New Research Suggests G-Spot Doesn't Exist · · Score: 1

    There's a large, easily felt physical outcropping which is one of several significant stimulus points.

    No, that's the geologist-spot.

  13. Re:What do you mean? on Aussie Scientists Find Coconut-Carrying Octopus · · Score: 1

    "Octopuses? In Mercia?"

    I wonder how long it will take the octopuses to learn how to make the clip-clop noises?

  14. Re:What bankers? on ID Thief Tries To Get Witnesses Whacked · · Score: 1

    You forgot Naked Short Sellers.

  15. Re:Go, it's not GNU/Linux on GNOME Developer Suggests Split From GNU Project · · Score: 1

    I think TROLL would be a better name for the less-free GNOME fork.

  16. Re:Link on The Star Wars Christmas Special Still Exists · · Score: 1

    Star Wars Christmas Special: the only thing a black hole can't stomach.

  17. Re:Obviously the template on The Star Wars Christmas Special Still Exists · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... a "troyariam" or something like this

    An Oyveyian.

  18. Re:Hackers and phishers on Hackers vs. Phishers · · Score: 1

    I tought so too.

  19. Bad code offsets? on Offset Bad Code, With Bad Code Offsets · · Score: 4, Funny
    You mean like this?

    JMP 0x0BAD

  20. Re:Barely a start on Infinity Ward Fights Against Modern Warfare 2 Cheaters · · Score: 1

    Snipers are COD's way of telling you to keep your damn head down. You might be a kick ass twitch gamer, but treat the game like a Sunday walk and it's headshot time.

  21. Re:Stupidity is not color-blind. on Google Apologizes For "Michelle Obama" Results · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Charles Darwin was caricatured as an ape; I wonder if the "outrage" has more to do with creationism than racism? Pointing out the similarities between humans and simians is evidence of evolution: blasphemy! It reminds me of Blackadder's puritanical aunt that saw sin everywhere: "Don't call me 'Auntie.' Aunt is a relative and relatives are evidence of sex."

    "Earthmen are not proud of their ancestors, and never invite them round to dinner." -- The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy.

  22. Re:Boobs boobs boobs on Tag Images With Your Mind · · Score: 1

    Microsoft, be warned. Some people have a limited scope in terms of what they are thinking about at any given time.

    I think they know that already. "Developers developers developers!"

  23. Re:The original article? on CIA Manual Thought Lost In 1973 Available On Amazon · · Score: 1

    So the Slashdot summary links to an article in the Huffington Post. And the HuffPo article links to an article in Wired. And the Wired article links to the actual story in the Boston Globe.

    "Misdirection", check; give it a few minutes for "concealment" to kick in...

  24. Re:FINALY! on Australia's CSIRO To Launch CPU-GPU Supercomputer · · Score: 1

    Yes, but can it run Duke Nukem Forever?

  25. Re:Good Idea! on New York State Testing Emergency Alerts Over Gaming Networks · · Score: 1

    It currently sends out notifications for severe weather, amber alerts, escaped convicts, etc.

    I'm not sure which is scarier: people wanting to be kept informed of escaped convicts, or the fact it apparently happens so often there's a notification system for it.