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ID Thief Tries To Get Witnesses Whacked

adeelarshad82 writes "Pavel Valkovich of Sherman Oaks, CA has pleaded guilty to solicitation of murder, admitting that he attempted to hire hit-men to kill witnesses working with Federal authorities in their investigation of Valkovich's ID theft activities and subsequent crimes. According to the Justice Department: '...Valkovich and others had stolen personal identifying information and used that information to transfer funds from victims' bank accounts to PayPal accounts.'"

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  1. What. The. Funk? by Rogerborg · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Valkovich will face a statutory maximum of 50 years in prison: 20 years for the murder-for-hire and 30 years for the bank fraud.

    Two things amaze me:

    One, that you can get more jail time for moving 440,000 from one DB column to another than for trying to have someone killed.

    Two, that actual bankers that committed fraud to the tune of trillions were punished by (at most) being handsomely paid off and sentenced to go golfing for the rest of their lives.

    What a strange "justice" system we've created for ourselves.

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    1. Re:What. The. Funk? by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Insightful

      He who owns the system makes the rules. Where's the news?

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    2. Re:What. The. Funk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's the same all around the world. You steal a few grand and you get the maximum sentence. You steal double digit millions and you get a bonus. That and the fact that you get harsher sentences for crimes involving money and copyright than murder and violence.

    3. Re:What. The. Funk? by Thanshin · · Score: 4, Funny

      Valkovich will face a statutory maximum of 50 years in prison: 20 years for the murder-for-hire and 30 years for the bank fraud

      On further investigation, a new fact has been discovered. When Valkovich was hiring the assassin, he was simultaneously copying his cds to a usb player. The sentence has been changed to death penalty of him, his entire family, and everybody in the same neighborhood with a name starting with a V, or a W.

    4. Re:What. The. Funk? by obarthelemy · · Score: 2, Insightful

      1- It kinda makes sense, though. I'm sure there's a known monetary value for saving one life, either though medical treatment or better safety. The value may vary in rich vs poor countries, but money = lives (and lives = money, sadly).

      2- Indeed. What can we do except witch about it ? Both political parties are equally guilty...

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    5. Re:What. The. Funk? by Mr.+Freeman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It has absolutely nothing to do with how much money you stole. If this guy had stolen 20 billion dollars he'd still be going to jail.

      It all has to do with HOW you steal it and WHAT you call it. Example:
      Typical theft/bank fraud: Jail time
      Experimental accounting strategies and strategic investment and pay-rate schedule (aka bank fraud): Golden parachute and another cushy job

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    6. Re:What. The. Funk? by sopssa · · Score: 1

      But wonder what's going on inside the guy's head tho, he acts like he would be in an action movie:

      As a search warrant was being executed on Valkovich, he attempted to transfer $440,000 from a victim's bank account and then jump from the roof of his apartment complex onto another building.

      Valkovich also admitted that he asked the hitman to use a silencer and to commit the murder in a drive-by shooting.

      [Valkovich] proposed that he kill both the original witness and the person Valkovich had attempted to hire for the first hit. This time Valkovich specified that one victim be shot and have his head cut off. Valkovich has pled guilty only to the first murder-for-hire.

    7. Re:What. The. Funk? by camperslo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      But wonder what's going on inside the guy's head tho, he acts like he would be in an action movie:

      Perhaps some action movies functioned as training and provided role models for this guy.
      Watching too much bad stuff may make it seem more normal, making a line a bit easier to cross.

    8. Re:What. The. Funk? by ArsenneLupin · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But wonder what's going on inside the guy's head tho, he acts like he would be in an action movie:

      The answer is in the first comment of this thread:

      20 years for the murder-for-hire and 30 years for the bank fraud.

      ==> he just tried to save 10 years of prison time. Had his plot gone through, there would have been no witness for the fraud, and all they could stick with him would be the murder: 20 years, instead of 30!

      And this is the reason why it is so dangerous to have laws on the book that carry a penalty that is harsher than for murder...

    9. Re:What. The. Funk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So why the hell would any of you bastards want to be anything but a banker making millions?

    10. Re:What. The. Funk? by RichardJenkins · · Score: 1

      No one created the justice system, it was there when we got here.

    11. Re:What. The. Funk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a strange "justice" system we've created for ourselves.

      Who exactly is this "we" of whom you speak? I certainly don't remember taking part in this.

    12. Re:What. The. Funk? by Rogerborg · · Score: 3, Funny

      Didn't Joshua Lincoln bring the laws on stone tablets down from a burning ark on Mount Rushmore? I'm pretty sure that's what I was taught in Civics 101.

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    13. Re:What. The. Funk? by b4upoo · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the news will arrive in the form of a rope. The kleptobankers and Wall Street vampires need a bit of stretching.
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    14. Re:What. The. Funk? by brunes69 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The 30 years for fraud is most likely 5 years per sentence * 6 people, or 3 years per sentence * 10 people, etc.

    15. Re:What. The. Funk? by mysidia · · Score: 0

      He attempted to steal $440,000

      The government has determined that a human life is worth $293,000

      Since he attempted to steal moneys amounting to 1.5x of the value of a human life, he was sentenced to a commensurate jail term for the respective offenses.

    16. Re:What. The. Funk? by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the news will arrive in the form of a rope. The kleptobankers and Wall Street vampires need a bit of stretching

      Now, I always make sure to include a rope in my questing kit. But I've never heard anything about using a rope on vampires. I'm not sure how that would work. Is the rope treated with garlic, or consecrated thread?

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    17. Re:What. The. Funk? by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      He attempted to steal $440,000

      After the police were already busting down his door (Unless I misread the article) That makes it seem like he had already stolen more.

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    18. Re:What. The. Funk? by instantkamera · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Logic fail.

      he just tried to save 10 years of prison time. Had his plot gone through, there would have been no witness for the fraud, and all they could stick with him would be the murder: 20 years, instead of 30!

      Had this plot "gone through" he would have actually been charged with something other than "solicitation of murder", the charge carrying a 20 year sentence. Let's assume the murder charge is worse.

      And this is the reason why it is so dangerous to have laws on the book that carry a penalty that is harsher than for murder...

      again, the 20 years ... not for ACTUAL MURDER. Not to mention, Im pretty sure this guy wasn't weighing his jail time options and "settling" for 20 years. I think he wanted to silence the witness(es) and not get caught doing it.

    19. Re:What. The. Funk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Flamebait? Seriously? Pretty inciting stuff he's writing there.

      Come on mods *rolls eyes*

    20. Re:What. The. Funk? by cenc · · Score: 1

      I new a guy that got busted for copying sony games. The swat team busted in his door with a battering ram, and sony reps where with them. He got lucky and had some 80 year old judge with no appreciation for the whole deal around digital media copying. The judge was going to give him a fine and let him go, until he found out that they also found a couple joints in his house. He ended up with 2 months in jail, and 2 years of probation.

    21. Re:What. The. Funk? by Rufty · · Score: 2, Funny

      Actual murder would get, what, 10 years, tops?

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    22. Re:What. The. Funk? by GeckoAddict · · Score: 1

      Sure, but he'd be out on parole in 6.

    23. Re:What. The. Funk? by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Informative

      Yep. Murder is normally a "25 to life" affair. However, in this case it would be first degree murder, since it was most certainly premeditated. That is life with no chance of parole in every US jurisdiction I'm aware of, and makes you eligible for the death penalty in some.

      Murder gets you extremely heavy time. Attempted murder doesn't get you as much. Solicitation of murder, even less. Reason is in each case, things are less severe. In the first, you actually took someone's life. In the second, you tried, but failed, so despite everything else, the person is still alive at least which makes the situation much less severe. In the third, you didn't even try to kill them, you just asked someone else to, someone who didn't do it.

      However let's not pretend like 20 years is a light sentence.

    24. Re:What. The. Funk? by elnyka · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Valkovich will face a statutory maximum of 50 years in prison: 20 years for the murder-for-hire and 30 years for the bank fraud.

      Two things amaze me:

      One, that you can get more jail time for moving 440,000 from one DB column to another than for trying to have someone killed.

      Two, that actual bankers that committed fraud to the tune of trillions were punished by (at most) being handsomely paid off and sentenced to go golfing for the rest of their lives.

      What a strange "justice" system we've created for ourselves.

      One. Laws do not get implemented in pairs. That is, legislators do not sit down and say, "umh, what a nice day, let's punish fraud more severely than attempted murder." Also, federal and state laws do not evolve in parallel either. So it is all conceivable that in a union like the US you'll have punishment discrepancies like that. The only fairness you get is the fairness of a fair trail. It is not strange at all. Legislation can (and might or might not) change those punishment discrepancies (for better or worse.) It's not a frozen thing, and it is not strange at all.

      Two. Actual bankers did not commit fraud. I know what you are trying to say, BUT, the legal term fraud has a very specific meaning. To assign blame, or to accuse, you need to use the appropriate terms of accusation for it to make sense.

    25. Re:What. The. Funk? by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      Attempted murder doesn't get you as much. Solicitation of murder, even less.

      I think solicitation for murder should have a higher penalty.

      Both are very very bad, however attempted murder could be a crime of passion or intense anger with very little reasoning. While solicitation for murder always indicate premeditation.

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    26. Re:What. The. Funk? by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      You steal a few grand and you get the maximum sentence. You steal double digit millions and you get a bonus.

      I'm sure Bernie Madoff would disagree with you...

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    27. Re:What. The. Funk? by djdbass · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...but those 10 years are in a Federal pound-me-in-the-ass prison!!

    28. Re:What. The. Funk? by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I think solicitation for murder should have a higher penalty.

      Both are very very bad, however attempted murder could be a crime of passion or intense anger with very little reasoning. While solicitation for murder always indicate premeditation

      I've always been of the same opinion with regard to crimes relating to murder.

      1st Degree: Obviously in this case the most severe
      2nd Degree: I can understand that the 'heat of the moment' can be a mitigating factor.

      However, I believe that the following should receive the EXACT SAME penalty as the above examples.

      Attempted Murder: You should get a lesser sentence simply because you failed to achieve your goal? Your intent was the same. If you were convinced that someone was deathly allergic to peanuts and you hit him in the face with a gallon of peanut butter, only later to find out that it was an allergy to wheat, that doesn't change the fact that you had completely planned to have that person die, and only failed due to your own idiocy.

      Solicitation for Murder: This should carry a higher sentence than 1st degree murder. First, you are contributing to an increase in crime in society more than a simple murder (2 people involved instead of 1) Second, there is a reduced ability to change your mind at the last minute, thus it is more likely that the person would end up being killed. It just seems to me that solicitation for murder is perhaps one of the worst crimes you can possibly commit.

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    29. Re:What. The. Funk? by X86Daddy · · Score: 1

      Here in Memphis, murder gets like 3 years, tops.

    30. Re:What. The. Funk? by DaveV1.0 · · Score: 1

      It is all in how you calculate the "statutory maximum".

      If the maximum penalty for one count of murder for hire is five years, and there are four counts, then the maximum penalty is 20 years.
      If the maximum penalty for one count of bank fraud is two years, but there are 15 counts, then the maximum penalty is 30 years.

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    31. Re:What. The. Funk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's just an exception to the rule. You could say he's a scapegoat victim for all the hatred that had built up towards bankers in general. Sacrifice one so that the righteous masses won't ask for any more justice for the rest.

    32. Re:What. The. Funk? by IndustrialComplex · · Score: 1

      One, that you can get more jail time for moving 440,000 from one DB column to another than for trying to have someone killed.

      Don't underestimate the power of money.

      Take the example of Bob and George.

      At age 18, Bob was shot and killed.
      At age 18, George was forced into indentured servitude and could never earn enough to buy his freedom. In addition, due to his inability to raise any money, he was denied access to the life we all know and enjoy today. He was unable to travel, unable to find a wife, unable to pursue componsation in the courts. He toiled his entire life for his master, and eventually died in the fields.

      Not saying that number 1 isn't bad. I'm just saying that financially crippling someone is a lot more heinous than just stealing their wallet.

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    33. Re:What. The. Funk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Golden parachute and another cushy job

      I hope it would be a very big cushion and that he could move quickly because a giant piece of gold is about to land on him...

    34. Re:What. The. Funk? by maxume · · Score: 1

      One is violent. The other is just unhinged. On the whole, unpredictably violent people are probably more dangerous than people that are merely ruthless (but squeamish, or turned off by the consequences of direct violence).

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    35. Re:What. The. Funk? by inviolet · · Score: 1

      [It amazes me] that you can get more jail time for moving [$]440,000 from one DB column to another than for trying to have someone killed.

      From the point of view of the tribe, it makes sense. A random individual's expected total lifetime contribution is about a million dollars (give or take depending on education level etc. etc.). Those individuals place a higher value upon their own lives, of course, and has been measured at about six million dollars by statistically analyzing the higher salaries demanded for riskier jobs... but again, their value to the tribe is less than their value to themselves.

      So, as far as the chief is concerned, killing one tribe member is a loss of about a million, whereas transferring $440 million from useful investments into dead-end consumption is vastly more damaging.

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    36. Re:What. The. Funk? by kalirion · · Score: 1

      Nah, I bet it was Grand Theft Auto.

    37. Re:What. The. Funk? by billakay · · Score: 1

      I new a guy that got busted for copying sony games. The swat team busted in his door with a battering ram, and sony reps where with them. He got lucky and had some 80 year old judge with no appreciation for the whole deal around digital media copying. The judge was going to give him a fine and let him go, until he found out that they also found a couple joints in his house. He ended up with 2 months in jail, and 2 years of probation.

      If this is true (and it sounds like your story might be just you being silly), he had a pretty crappy lawyer. If the police had a warrant that said "stuff related to copying Sony games," even if they found a thousand joints worth of THC-containing plant, it wouldn't be admissible in any court...

    38. Re:What. The. Funk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was under the impression that any evidence was admissible, so long as it could have reasonably been found while searching for whatever the warrant named. If they are looking for bootleg CDs, they could feasibly be hidden just about anywhere.

      However, if the warrant states that they believe you posses a stolen big-screen TV, for example, then they wouldn’t be able to do anything about stolen cash they found hidden in your mattress, because there is no reasonable way they could have expected to find the TV hidden there.

      Then again, IANAL.

    39. Re:What. The. Funk? by SpacePunk · · Score: 1

      It's known as the Golden Rule... He who has the gold makes the rules.

    40. Re:What. The. Funk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Having a higher penalty for solicitation of murder may also disuede people from soliciting for murder. Usually, the idea of hiring someone else is so that 1) you dont get caught (have an alibi, etc) or 2) are not skilled enough to do it yourself. By soliciting someone else, you risk yourself to more jail time if the little piggy squeals. Want to up the ante? Offer a reward for solid proof of the solicitation, which could tempt hitmen into turning in the solicitor (since the crime has been commited and no one was killed yet). This raises the cost of contracted hits, because you have to beat the reward, and you still have to wonder if the hitman would turn you in for a dimebag.

    41. Re:What. The. Funk? by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      One, that you can get more jail time for moving 440,000 from one DB column to another than for trying to have someone killed.

      That's a fallacy that I think occurs a lot - "punishment to fit the crime" somehow becomes considered as "punishment relative to other punishments for unrelated crimes". And of course when looked at in that light, it's pretty unreasonable -- but that's a lot like comparing apples to soda cans.

    42. Re:What. The. Funk? by Bill_the_Engineer · · Score: 1

      Probably more like, it's not what you steal but who you steal from...

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    43. Re:What. The. Funk? by SecurityGuy · · Score: 1

      Murder gets you extremely heavy time. Attempted murder doesn't get you as much.

      Which is really unfortunate. I suspect people who attempt to kill someone else and fail are just as dangerous going forward as those who attempt and succeed. We're saying that the crime of trying to deprive another person of their life is mitigated by their incompetence.

      Uh, no. Either should have you removed from society permanently.

    44. Re:What. The. Funk? by operagost · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Two, that actual bankers that committed fraud to the tune of trillions were punished by (at most) being handsomely paid off and sentenced to go golfing for the rest of their lives.

      No, actually those guys are still working on the universal health care bill.

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    45. Re:What. The. Funk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Didn't Joshua Lincoln bring the laws on stone tablets down from a burning ark on Mount Rushmore? I'm pretty sure that's what I was taught in Civics 101.

      Dude! What was your teacher smoking? Civics 101 is supposed to be about repairing Hondas.

    46. Re:What. The. Funk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Quartering. The vampires find it hard to bite people when they no longer have arms or legs.

    47. Re:What. The. Funk? by operagost · · Score: 1

      No to mention that allowing non-law enforcement (the Sony reps) into a residence on a warrant without any justification is absurd.

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    48. Re:What. The. Funk? by cenc · · Score: 1

      Not being silly. It was a totally true story, but needs to some more detail to understand it. By chance, I happen to know the defense lawyers involved. so I do have a few more details on the case.

      It was in Nevada, and a pot in any amount is a felony (at least it was at that time).

      Other things found in a search are normally admissible in most states, if they where found in good faith or just in the course of the search even if for some reason the search warrant was not technically valid.

      The pot was sitting on the table in the open when they came through the door, so it was not exactly a case of cops going on a fishing expedition.

      There was a plea agreement between the defense and the prosecutor for a fine and I believe a bit of probation. It was the old judge that rejected the plea agreement when he seen that pot was found in the search and imposed his own sentence.

      Yes, the the lawyer did screw up in that more experienced defense attorneys knows to add "if the judge accepts it" condition when negotiating plea agreements.

      A new attorney (my father by chance), managed to go back in the court a couple months later and get the sentence reduced to time served because it was "excessive" but did it by taking it before another judge.

    49. Re:What. The. Funk? by orgelspieler · · Score: 1

      Pure (evil) genius! We should let the punishment fit the crime for all these banker/fraudsters. We could have them pushed from an airplane with an actual golden parachute!

    50. Re:What. The. Funk? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because most of us aren't sociopaths?

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    51. Re:What. The. Funk? by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      If punishment is not proportional to both intent AND damages, then it opens both unintentionally severe damages and intentionally minimized damages to maximum penalties, which serves only to remove credibility from the justice system.

      In a perfect world, we could sort out those who were skilled enough to inflict a nonfatal gunshot wound from those who were simply a bad shot, but in reality it's very difficult to prove one way or the other, and quite frankly not worth the time. Both acts are heinous, but the damages simply are not the same as actual murder, and for that reason, shooting at someone and missing, even intentionally, is attempted murder plain and simple.

      Additionally, if we lower the standards for a more severe punishment, then the law of unintentional consequences may end up provoking people to see their crimes through, even when some obstacle might otherwise cause them to rethink their course of action. Consider someone who poisons their spouse, but then admits their actions at the hospital in time to administer lifesaving treatment. If they're facing the same penalty either way, then we've removed any legal incentive for them to rethink their actions. In other words, if I'm getting the full penalty of murder for shooting at you, then I'll damn well make sure you're dead, along with anyone who saw it or might have seen it. Such a system may actually end up *increasing* the murder rate.

      Finally, incarceration is not free, either in terms of real dollars spent or potential wages not taxed on the incarcerated individual. Taking a zero tolerance approach to crime does not reduce crime -- particularly that performed in the heat of the moment -- it only increases the cost of administering justice, which is already quite high.

  2. Should have used twitter / craigslist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trying to hire a hitman via classifieds is so last year

  3. It wasn't him... by Sarten-X · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...his identity must have been stolen!

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    1. Re:It wasn't him... by dikdik · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I have had my identity stolen twice and both time it was a data breach with a merchant I was dealing with. I find it appalling that it is so easy to get a credit or signup for a loan. How about more responsibility on the bank merchant part? The there credit bureaus should be held responsible for this mess. They are making profit using our data and we end up paying to clean it up or monitor it.

    2. Re:It wasn't him... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he might be a ghost

  4. Pond life by GrahamCox · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Couldn't have happened to a nicer piece of pond scum.

    1. Re:Pond life by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 2, Funny

      Couldn't have happened to a nicer piece of pond scum.

      Don't be so complimentary - at least pond scum (of the algae variety) has its place in the ecosystem...

  5. Put the onus on financial institutions by dikdik · · Score: 5, Interesting
    Plain and simple, the only thing that's going to really make a dent in identity theft is to make identities harder to steal, and that means requiring all the banks and credit card companies to jump through more identity verification hoops before they give someone your money or a line of credit in your name.

    Sure, requiring you to go to a licensed notary and have a credit card application notarized might not make it so easy to get credit, but it would also make it harder to get credit in your name.

    The banks and credit card companies could do this, but it's more profitable to let people steal your identity and then just jack up fees and interest rates to cover the losses.

    1. Re:Put the onus on financial institutions by eugene2k · · Score: 1

      >that means requiring all the banks and credit card companies to jump through more identity verification hoops
      More importantly it requires the clients of these banks to jump through more hoops

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    2. Re:Put the onus on financial institutions by JasterBobaMereel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How do you prove you are you?

      People have used completely made up identities for years and never been detected

      It is not uncommon for people to have no formal identity, especially people who avoid being in the system

      Many of the cases of identity theft are so frustrating for the victims because they have to continually and repeatedly prove they are who they say they are and have trouble doing so because the identity thief has more and better forms of ID then the real person does....

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    3. Re:Put the onus on financial institutions by dargaud · · Score: 1

      requiring all the banks and credit card companies to jump through more identity verification hoops before they give someone your money or a line of credit in your name

      Particularly when I see some of the info that's being spread far and wide. A few weeks ago, I get a facebook invitation to a genealogy app. Since it's something I'd meant to do for a long time and the Internet certainly makes it easier now and FB now has a critical mass that may actually make it work, I think, sure, why not.

      First question from the app: mother's maiden name. Part of my bank identity verification scheme: check.

      2nd question from the app: Street you grew up on. Part of my bank identity verification scheme: check.

      Etc, etc... No, but no thanks.

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    4. Re:Put the onus on financial institutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, there is a voluntary consortium of credit card firms seeking to enforce a standard for firms that process/store customer credit card information:

      The PCI Security Standards Council is an open global forum for the ongoing development, enhancement, storage, dissemination and implementation of security standards for account data protection.

      The PCI Security Standards Council’s mission is to enhance payment account data security by driving education and awareness of the PCI Security Standards. The organization was founded by American Express, Discover Financial Services, JCB International, MasterCard Worldwide, and Visa, Inc.

    5. Re:Put the onus on financial institutions by Thing+1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yeah, this is something that strikes me as weird: a (former) friend borrowed money, even signed a note for it. However, the note wasn't notarized, and my attorney said that I'm SOL. On the other hand, none of the credit card agreements that I've signed were notarized, either, so why do I not get the same legal protections that a bank gets?

      (Note the "former" -- don't lend friends money.)

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    6. Re:Put the onus on financial institutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No offense but ... seriously? A genealogy app on Facebook? That just screams "Scam!".

      What's it supposed to do? Magically dig up all the relevant paper records distributed across various churches, town hall/registry office archives and so and so forth? Or just conveniently dump a completely useless list of people with the same name on you?

    7. Re:Put the onus on financial institutions by maxume · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I shouldn't be required to prove who I am. There should be a simple form that I can file with a bank, protesting their claim that I am responsible for an account; once filed, the bank has the problem; when filed to try to skip out on an actual account, massive fines, maybe jail time.

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    8. Re:Put the onus on financial institutions by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      the identity thief has more and better forms of ID then the real person does....

      That shouldn't* even be possible. By the time I applied for credit I can think of more than 10 pieces of plastic in my wallet that have MY signature on it, and at least 2 that have my Picture on it. And if I lose this wallet, You can bet for sure the first thing I'm doing is cancelling any and all credit cards, and informing my bank not to re-activate them until they see me in person.

      And the bank has my picture on file, so should I show up there one day, they can't go "I can't help you" over not ensuring my identity because they are 100% capable of identifying me without the use of any identification on me. They have my signature, a picture of me, as well as a handful of other personal information not found in my wallet (Mother's maiden name, etc).

      *I say shouldn't because I'm sure that is the case, but I know in my situation it isn't the case, and everyone should be taking these precautions.

    9. Re:Put the onus on financial institutions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's really a bigger condemnation of the "security questions" form banks. The questions they provide tend to fall into two categories, 1) publicly available information and 2) personal preferences that are quite likely to change over time (what was my favorite color 3 years ago...?) They really need to find a better solution to the problem of people forgetting passwords.

    10. Re:Put the onus on financial institutions by mandolin · · Score: 1

      You can lend friends money. Just not money you would mind losing. It's like gambling basically.

      Side note: I once loaned a small amount of money to an annoying "friend" who then apparently fell off the face of the earth. It was worth the money. Although I suppose I could have achieved the same effect by just being a d*ck about his sob story, but that eats at your conscience a little more.

    11. Re:Put the onus on financial institutions by clone53421 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You can lend friends money. Just not money you would mind losing.

      ...or friends you would mind losing.

      --
      Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
    12. Re:Put the onus on financial institutions by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Or make authentication, and having authentic identities less important. Discredit the personal credit score, and half of the problem disappears. The thing is, now banks can't figure out whether you're trustworthy or not, whether you can pay back your loans or not, etc. Since you can file bankruptcy and your creditors are SOL afterwards, it's either this or not loan out money to people at all.

      So then you'll have to remove the interest-loan system. And to do that, you'd have to go to cash-only, or back to precious metal-backed (or precious metal) currency. That would solve a fair number of issues, but it would reintroduce a whole other set of issues the current system was designed to solve.

      --
      "If a nation expects to be ignorant and free in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be."
    13. Re:Put the onus on financial institutions by StikyPad · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't say not to lend friends money, but certainly don't lend money if you're not prepared to lose it. Lending is legal gambling, no different than any other investment.

      Also, a contract needn't be notarized to be legally binding. Notarizing is nothing more than "proof" (evidence) of a signature. It doesn't make the contract any more or less binding, just more difficult to say that it was forged, and a judge isn't likely to dismiss a promissory note just because it's not notarized.

  6. Re:corepirate nazi illuminati still trying.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    wow, f'ng wow

  7. I sense a room-temperature IQ... by marmoset · · Score: 1

    Any thinking person would have realized when he was transferred to the second institution after trying to have a witness whacked that he was going to be placed in a cell with an informant. I mean, duh.

  8. surely this plan must eventually succeed by Trepidity · · Score: 2, Funny

    The authorities learned of the murder-for-hire plot, charged him with it and transferred him to a different jail facility, There he approach[ed] yet another individual and proposed that he kill both the original witness and the person Valkovich had attempted to hire for the first hit.

    A minor setback, really--- clearly he's now just in need of a fourth person willing to commit three murders for hire...

    1. Re:surely this plan must eventually succeed by Thanshin · · Score: 3, Funny

      A minor setback, really--- clearly he's now just in need of a fourth person willing to commit three murders for hire...

      That's an example of the classic "putting fires off" mentality.

      A good manager would have sent two assassins for the first target and two more for the assassins themselves. He'd then hire a fifth assassin, of greater skill, to kill whoever was alive at the end of the deals.

      To hire such number of assassins, he'd have probaly created a small HR department. And to recoup from this initial investment, he'd capitalize the already prepared team by subcontracting it to other businesses.

  9. "Copyright theft" and *Identity theft" by erroneus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Those two terms have something in common -- both were trumped up by people with something to hide and would rather misdirect the public about what is going on.

    There is no theft of copyright unless someone somehow convinces the registry office that he is the author and owner of the material. It is "infringement" but that word doesn't sound bad or terrible enough to get people excited.

    And there is no "Identity theft" either... well, there is when someone is actively out there claiming to be someone else while that someone else is thereafter doubted as to who he is. Not sure that actually happens though. What identity theft really is is fraud perpetrated against banks and other institutions who created a system by which a person is identified by numbers that are shared frequently and openly. I hesitate to call them secret numbers since every time you participate in the system, you surrender nearly all of your personal identification numbers. The system that has been created is EXTREMELY weak and easy to game. It is also extremely easy and inexpensive for banks, financial institutions and shops to use in doing business. And just like the "credit score" system created by the same people, it puts the burden on the individuals rather than on the people who created and use the systems to their advantage every day.

    Seriously, what a great system? They collect all of the advantages, and all disadvantages are shifted to individuals!

    Banker says, "no, I was not harmed by this guy who fraudulently stole money from my bank...it was the poor schmuck whose bank account information was used! And I'll tell you something else! I'm holding that poor schmuck responsible for my incompetent system!"

    Shop keeper says, "no, I was not harmed by this guy who fraudulently stole property from my store... it was the poor schmuck whose credit card numbers or credit information was used in making the purchase... and I'll tell you something else, I'm holding the poor schmuck responsible for paying the bill! And if he doesn't, I'll file bad credit reports and in some states, file in court to have a judgement against him too!"

    The weaknesses of the system are clear and obvious. It is also clear and obvious who is being stolen from. By changing the name from fraud to identity theft, they are attempting to make it less clear and obvious who the victim is.

    1. Re:"Copyright theft" and *Identity theft" by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Slashdot is getting really fucked up. Do you really have such a bee in your butt over "intellectual property" that you're willing to equate fraud and attempted murder with copyright infringement? Yeah, this is going to convince people that IP laws should be banned.

      --
      ... and then they built the supercollider.
    2. Re:"Copyright theft" and *Identity theft" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you really have such a bee in your butt over

      Bee in your butt? Do you know BadAnalogyGuy?

    3. Re:"Copyright theft" and *Identity theft" by rhyder128k · · Score: 1

      Welcome to Slashdot. Clearly that guy was just trying out someone else's credit card details to see if he liked them. Half the stuff he bought with the stolen... I mean evaluated money turned out to be a load of rubbish that wasn't worth buying anyway.

      --
      Michael Reed, freelance tech writer.
    4. Re:"Copyright theft" and *Identity theft" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently you have never had anyone steal your identity? Or know anyone that has had this happen to them. It takes YEARS to fix. And yes the problem is put onto you. You will have creditors chasing you for years for debt you did not get. Suddenly you can no long borrow money for 'big items' but now must save 100% for said items even though you need a washer today and not next year. Never mind the time you will spend going to court to have things fixed. Time spent on the phone talking to 20 different banks and creditors. You seem to be under the mistaken impression that it is 1 system. It is thousands of systems. Each with a multitude of weaknesses. The identity that is stolen is the one you project to the 'system'.

      Of course they collect the advantages. They are the ones who built it. If I build a building and rent it out. I collect all the advantages. That is the point. Is it up to me the landlord to put up laser perimeters for your pokemon collection? No. But you pay me extra and I might. But expect the other tenets to not be too happy about the razor barb wire. Your bank account is 'is a rounding error' to them. They really do not care. At this point in time it is cheaper for them clean up the mess afterward than to actually fix the real problem. Of which there is no glorious 1 time fix.

    5. Re:"Copyright theft" and *Identity theft" by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      In the case of copyright violations, you are making a duplicate. You in no way affect the original. Thus, “theft” is a misnomer.

      In the case of identity theft, a more apt word to describe it would be “borrowing”. You are using the original, not a copy (it is impossible to copy an identity), and you (negatively) affect the person’s financial reputation. Borrowing without permission can legitimately be called “theft”.

      From a programmatic perspective, the intangible identity is the only “real” entity and the person himself, his credit cards, bank accounts, usernames and passwords, etc. are only pointers to that identity – means by which the identity is verified and accessed. In the digital era, your identity is more “real” than you are – you exist only in order to regulate everyone else’s access to that identity from the end of a touch-tone phone or keyboard.

      --
      Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
    6. Re:"Copyright theft" and *Identity theft" by tonyreadsnews · · Score: 1

      someone is actively out there claiming to be someone else while that someone else is thereafter doubted as to who he is. Not sure that actually happens though

      But this is exactly what happens. someone out there claims to be you and applies for credit in your name. That person may or may not continue to pose as you in getting more credit or when showing ID for the credit he has in your name. Even if the person stops claiming to be you, the damage is done to your name.

      Just because the person isn't actively 'being you' every day doesn't negate the fact that for a brief moment they did act like you.
      That's like saying if I stole a car, drove far away, and then ditched the car that I didn't really steal the car because I didn't keep it.

      I do agree with everything you said about the banks and shop keepers.

    7. Re:"Copyright theft" and *Identity theft" by Spatial · · Score: 1

      Do you really have such a bee in your butt over "intellectual property" that you're willing to equate fraud and attempted murder with copyright infringement? Yeah, this is going to convince people that IP laws should be banned.

      Did you even read his post? Because it certainly doesn't look like it.

    8. Re:"Copyright theft" and *Identity theft" by ArsonSmith · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Please get a dictionary and look up theft and fraud yourself before posting again.

      --
      Paying taxes to buy civilization is like paying a hooker to buy love.
    9. Re:"Copyright theft" and *Identity theft" by clone53421 · · Score: 2, Funny

      1a: the act of stealing; specifically: the felonious taking and removing of personal property with intent to deprive the rightful owner of it b: an unlawful taking (as by embezzlement or burglary) of property

      1a: deceit, trickery; specifically: intentional perversion of truth in order to induce another to part with something of value or to surrender a legal right b: an act of deceiving or misrepresenting: trick
      2a: a person who is not what he or she pretends to be: impostor; also: one who defrauds: cheat b: one that is not what it seems or is represented to be

      Now, did you have a point to make, or are you just being an asshat?

      --
      Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
    10. Re:"Copyright theft" and *Identity theft" by erroneus · · Score: 1

      A credit card is not money. Be clear on this point. It is credit -- a pre-approved loan. The otherwise freely given "secret information" is offered to a business in lieu of cash payment. It is a promise that the financial company indicated will pay for whatever goods or services. The cash payment then occurs when the financial company pays the business once a claim is offered to the financial company.

      Credit card (which is not money) information (which is not money) is offered in lieu of payment. That identity is not fully verified by the business and/or by the financial company backing the transaction is NOT a failure on the part of the "identity theft victim."

    11. Re:"Copyright theft" and *Identity theft" by thePowerOfGrayskull · · Score: 1

      . By changing the name from fraud to identity theft, they are attempting to make it less clear and obvious who the victim is.

      I would argue the opposite. By stating "identity theft" there is no doubt of who the victim is. By more accurately calling it "fraud", now it's much less clear for the victim could be the merchant, the bank, or the person.

    12. Re:"Copyright theft" and *Identity theft" by erroneus · · Score: 1

      I think in the case of fraud, it should be pretty obvious. The active parties should be the only parties considered. A dead grandmother whose information was used to commit fraud, for example, is certainly not an active party. The active parties are the people who participated in the transactions. If it can be shown that a person did not participate (which is the crux of the problem) then only the remaining active parties could possibly be the victim.

      The problem is the system is set up to make asserting identity and authority too easy. There was a time when physical signatures were required. This is no longer the case. And because we have a private system for credit tracking, they do not need to adhere to rules of evidence such as are present in a court of law. (Yes, there are laws regulating the credit reporting industry, but rules about evidence justifying their actions are either ignored or non-existent.)

      The system, as it is, is quite useful to mega-business. The system enables an affordable way for a business to become a big business and a big business to become a mega-business. Without such systems in place, there is no way to establish contact with and maintain a business relationships with millions of customers. Is it the right of a business to grow to its fullest potential? Surely! Is it the right of big business to burden innocent people by creating a system that enables nearly anonymous and unchecked fraud and placing the blame on them? I have to say HELL NO! But that is precisely what is happening.

      What's more is that this extremely vulnerable and frequently exploited system is not optional for most people.

      Personally, I have shifted to a cash based lifestyle. I have a larger savings account instead of a larger revolving debt account (AKA credit card). When I want to buy something, and it is not in my budget (I know, the "B" word no one wants to hear) I either don't buy it or I do, but I don't go into debt when I do. Most people are under this bizarre impression that "emergencies" need to be dealt with by going into debt. Some do... medical emergencies, for example. But the vast majority of emergencies can actually be managed by preparedness and planning -- values that parents once taught their children. Unfortunately, we are two or three generations into a society of people who don't listen to their parents and/or who didn't get taught buy their parents. I am less vulnerable to the flaws of the system because I adhere to more old fashioned ideas and practices. But with that said, I can't get paid unless I reveal sensitive information about my bank account to my employer... and by extension other employees within the company. So I can limit my vulnerability to the system, but not remove it.

      In the end, to not be vulnerable to this system, you would have to be homeless and without any money at all... certainly none in any bank, and as we should all be aware, there are limits to how much cash one is legally allowed to carry without threat of confiscation by law enforcement.

    13. Re:"Copyright theft" and *Identity theft" by dangitman · · Score: 1

      Did you even read his post? Because it certainly doesn't look like it.

      Why? Would you care to elaborate?

      --
      ... and then they built the supercollider.
    14. Re:"Copyright theft" and *Identity theft" by ArsonSmith · · Score: 1

      As long as you know see the error in your post I'm fine with it.

      --
      Paying taxes to buy civilization is like paying a hooker to buy love.
    15. Re:"Copyright theft" and *Identity theft" by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      As long as you know see the error in your post I'm fine with it.

      wut

      ...and no, I (still) don’t see the error in my post. Hurry up and enlighten me already.

      --
      Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
    16. Re:"Copyright theft" and *Identity theft" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, are you being an idiot on purpose?

      Its IDENTIFY FRAUD not theft, that was the point you were responding to by pointing out its not theft. Your post was meaningless stupidity.

      Wow.

    17. Re:"Copyright theft" and *Identity theft" by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      It is theft. You are using the person’s identity without their permission, and even if you won’t admit that as theft (since your identity is an intangible thing), you must at least admit that the money you defraud them of is without question stolen from them.

      --
      Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
  10. i was called to jury duty once by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Interesting

    and the case was a triple murder, drug related, in upper manhattan. this was being tried at the downtown manhattan courthouse

    i was winnowed down to the final 20, almost an alternate juror. what surprised me was all of this personal identifying information was being disclosed, about me and a whole bunch of other people, while the defendant, ostensibly a triple murdering drug dealer, with obvious possible ties to organized crime, was sitting there hearing all of this personally identifying info about people who were going to judge him, and he was even taking notes. they were even asking me and others questions about our siblings and what they did (maybe they were asking that because the defendant killed a sibling? i never heard any further details of the crime after i was weaned out and put back in the snooze room)

    so why is it, in the us court system at least, that the identity of witnesses and jurors is given so much free play with sleaze bag defendants who usually have no problem ordering hits for all sorts of reasons, not least of which the desire to avoid jail time. surely there can be more anonymity, no? i don't understand the status quo

    ps:
    notice to anyone who wants to get off jury duty:
    when they ask you if you would consider other people's opinion when making up your mind, or if you would make up your mind on your own, answer (in my case honestly), that you wouldn't care what other people on the jury thought, that you would make up your mind on your own... booted

    --
    intellectual property law is philosophically incoherent. it is your moral duty to ignore it or sabotage it
    1. Re:i was called to jury duty once by Norsefire · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I remember the time I was called in to do dury duty. In the NZ system the juror pool is sat in a room and names are called at random for the case, when your name is called you get up and walk to the juror's seats. At any time between when you stand up and when you reach your seat, the lawyers for either side are allowed to call "Objection", which means you go home. Each side can do this three-times and they're not allowed to give a reason why they object (because it's usually race or gender-related, eg. they want more females on the jury etc.) So as I was entering the juror room I sparked up a (loud) conversation with the guy standing next to me about how all criminals should be killed and "if they've got this far they must be guilty, we should just shoot them now -- losing the odd innocent guy for the benefit of society is no loss -- heck if they're here they must have done at least something worth killing 'em for". When my name was called, I hadn't even have completely stood up before the 3 defence lawyers and, to my surprise, one of the prosecution lawyers shouted "OBJECTION". Was lucky it worked because that case dragged on for three-weeks ...

    2. Re:i was called to jury duty once by DamonHD · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And do you have any amusing anecdotes about other civic duties you dodged such as paying taxes or helping injured people by the side of the road?

      Rgds

      Damon

      --
      http://m.earth.org.uk/
    3. Re:i was called to jury duty once by timholman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      And do you have any amusing anecdotes about other civic duties you dodged such as paying taxes or helping injured people by the side of the road?

      I'm waiting for the amusing anecdote about how he was wrongly sued by someone, and a jury of bigoted uneducated idiots found in favor for the plaintiff, because all of the intelligent educated jurors dodged jury duty and then smugly posted about it on Slashdot.

      Or maybe the story of how he was wrongfully accused of rape or child abuse, and then a jury of idiots convicted him because all the "smart" people had better things to do with their time than sit in a trial.

      It is always interesting to me how the people who complain the loudest about unjust laws and convictions are so often the ones who can't be bothered to participate in the very system that metes out justice to their fellow citizens.

      I've only served on one jury in my life. It was a pain in the butt to reschedule my life around it, but I would not hesitate to serve again. If I were wrongfully accused, I would pray that intelligent and educated people in that jury box would listen to facts and not emotional blather when deciding my fate.

    4. Re:i was called to jury duty once by Sarten-X · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It's good to see others who actually accept responsibility for the world we live in.

      I actually rescheduled my jury duty for when I had a break in my grad school courses, even though I could have been excused entirely. There's a reason it's called "jury duty", and not "jury we'd-really-like-it-if-you-came-and-helped-please".

      --
      You do not have a moral or legal right to do absolutely anything you want.
    5. Re:i was called to jury duty once by DamonHD · · Score: 1

      I haven't served yet, and because I'm not an employee but rather a contractor/consultant, it would be monumentally expensive and inconvenient for me I expect, but I'll still try my damndest to do my bit when I can. I have been to court as a witness though in the end it was all over very quickly so it was more interesting than inconvenient.

      (And I do pay my taxes and have stopped to help someone assaulted etc etc...)

      Rgds

      Damon

      --
      http://m.earth.org.uk/
    6. Re:i was called to jury duty once by Thing+1 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I actually wanted on the Jury Duty (big software corp was not exciting enough), but was disqualified with this question: "Is a police officer exactly as believable as a citizen?" (although it was worded slightly differently), and my answer was "slightly higher, perhaps 55%", didn't even have time to give my rationale (they have training in situational awareness and in mentally recording a scene for later documentation).

      --
      I feel fantastic, and I'm still alive.
    7. Re:i was called to jury duty once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a world of corrupt politicians and a generally idiot populace that keeps voting for them based on lies, it's acceptable to dodge your "duties" when those corrupt greedy scumbags try to bleed you dry every way they can.

      Why should anybody waste his or her time for an immoral system?

    8. Re:i was called to jury duty once by xmundt · · Score: 4, Funny

      Actually, I had an amusing moment in the early 90s as regards this. I got a jury duty notice addressed to my father. Well, I called the court clerk and had a short conversation that went something like this:
              Me: "Hello....I got this notice and I am calling to let you know that he will not be able to serve".
              Clerk (in kind of a snotty tone): "I'm sorry sir, but everyone that is called is required to serve, or appear to explain why they cannot".
              Me: "That may be a little difficult because he has been dead for six years now..."
                              lllloooonnnnngggg silence.
                Clerk: "Ok...." and hangs up.

                Apparently they got their records updated because I got no more summons. I must admit that I had this momentary desire to jerk them around a bit, and tell them that if they wanted to talk to him, they would have to come and get him....and then give his current address as the cemetary where he was buried.

                Got to love the bureaucracy.
                Dave Mundt

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      YAB - http://blog.beemandave.com/
    9. Re:i was called to jury duty once by stonefoz · · Score: 1

      Where do you get "dodged" from? Sounds like he did what was asked of him. He showed up and answered honestly, I've served three times, and some of the crap people try will amaze you. Seen one guy try and get excused because he had a "drinking problem" and said he gets off work at 5 in the mourning by 9am he'd be much to drunk for court. The funny thing was the judge look at him and said "The days you are a juror you can't be punished for missing work so you can drink then." But I was excuse because the defendant went to the same high school as me 15 years ago. If that makes any sense at all

      --
      I think I just cashed out all my cool points.
    10. Re:i was called to jury duty once by X86Daddy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      they were even asking me and others questions about our siblings and what they did (maybe they were asking that because the defendant killed a sibling?

      In a criminal case, they're generally going to drop potential jurors who have a close family member in law enforcement or incarcerated, etc... as that might give the potential juror a stronger-than-usual ability to identify with one side or another on the case. That much is reasonable...

      If you want to be on a jury (I did, and have), especially for jury nullification purposes, be dumb and malleable during that interviewing process... not outrageously stupid, just a nodding your head in the direction the lawyers want you to sort of way; keep your eyes wide. Oh, and never admit to knowing what Jury Nullification is. The last thing you want to do is what another poster here mentioned and that is give well-reasoned, articulate answers that show you've thought about the relevant topics before and have come to conclusions. Be as much of an Every Man as you possibly can in your responses. If asked whether you agree with the laws as written, the answer is "yes." Both the prosecution and the defense want to sway you with emotion, and they want to target average Joes, because that's who they're trained to appeal to. A highly rational person is the best potential juror for justice, and the worst potential juror from a lawyer's perspective.

      As for "getting out of" jury duty vs. trying to get in... consider that it is one of the few and only ways an individual citizen can make a significant difference in how the government treats its citizens, in the face of massive lobbying efforts, emotionally manipulated masses, etc... having a stranglehold on the legislative branch, and massive bureaucratic inertia on the executive branch.

    11. Re:i was called to jury duty once by X86Daddy · · Score: 1

      You demonstrated two things with your answer, both of which are anathema to a lawyer considering a potential juror: a rational mindset (a percentage answer to that question), and that you've thought about these sorts of things before and came to conclusions.

      Lawyers are trained to target Joe and Jane Six-pack with emotional appeals. They'd much prefer a jury populated by Joes and Janes than with individual thinkers who might not merely ignore their emotional appeals, but see through them as well.

      Next time you want to be on a jury, you be "Every Man" during that phase... what answer would the fifty percentile give to this question? That is your answer.

    12. Re:i was called to jury duty once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Better yet, just ask the judge this question:

      "Is jury nullification still valid in this courtroom?"

    13. Re:i was called to jury duty once by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      I think you missed something. He was responding to this post:

      So as I was entering the juror room I sparked up a (loud) conversation with the guy standing next to me about how all criminals should be killed and "if they've got this far they must be guilty, we should just shoot them now -- losing the odd innocent guy for the benefit of society is no loss -- heck if they're here they must have done at least something worth killing 'em for".

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      Alexander Peter Kristopeit bought his basement from his mommy for one dollar.
    14. Re:i was called to jury duty once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Funny. Seems to me he was axed from the list of prospective jurors because he showed himself to be someone who could think independently and 'make up his own mind'. Was he supposed to lie and be dishonest in order to get on the jury? Isn't that sort of wrong, from the 'how it's supposed to work' standpoint?

      Where is the fault, here? The 'intelligent, educated prospective juror' who dodged jury duty, or the system designed to select jurors, that removed him from consideration for jury duty for being an intelligent, educated prospect.

    15. Re:i was called to jury duty once by Zequel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Or... you could have said "my father has passed away and I received a jury notice for him" and possibly skipped the snotty tone and maybe got a "I'm sorry for your loss sir, we'll update our records, thanks." It seems like you were fishing for a fight being purposely vague.

    16. Re:i was called to jury duty once by antdude · · Score: 1

      Heh. It reminds me of them bugging even after I told and proved them that I cannot communicate verbally due to my speech and hearing impediments. I am sure I will be getting another letter soon. :(

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      Ant(Dude) @ Quality Foraged Links (AQFL.net) & The Ant Farm (antfarm.ma.cx / antfarm.home.dhs.org).
    17. Re:i was called to jury duty once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Depends on the case. I told the judge that I wouldn't necessarily follow his instructions (e.g. if the law says this about that, and you find that the defendant did that, you must do this), and I was still kept on the jury. It turned out it was an assault and battery case (partner/spouse), It would probably have been less likely I would have been kept on if it was a drug related case.

    18. Re:i was called to jury duty once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I have the best one, I bet.

      I was called to jury duty here at a time when my own case was going to be called. I'd have been in my own jury!

      The charge was bogus, long story, but it was for a felony....but I'm a respected citizen, a voter, and eligible. Here in the boonies, jury duty probably means a few days sitting on perhaps a half dozen cases (all the court drums up that need juries in a month -- this is far out boonies, not much happening).

      That was one funny phone call! Since everyone knows everyone here, there wasn't even the bureaucracy excuse...."Hey, Sue, do ya really want me to sit in judgment of me? I can make this real simple for ya then."

    19. Re:i was called to jury duty once by DragonWriter · · Score: 1

      I actually wanted on the Jury Duty (big software corp was not exciting enough), but was disqualified with this question: "Is a police officer exactly as believable as a citizen?" (although it was worded slightly differently), and my answer was "slightly higher, perhaps 55%", didn't even have time to give my rationale (they have training in situational awareness and in mentally recording a scene for later documentation).

      Unsurprising, a bias to favor one class of witness over another by a broad general, status, rather than the particular individual circumstances and qualifications entered into evidence in the cas, if that class of witness is going to show up in the case, is a pretty big reason for disqualifying jurors.

    20. Re:i was called to jury duty once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Notice, he did not say he was trying to get out of jury duty. He sarcastically noted that the system did not want independent thinkers. They booted him for saying he would think for himself. Are you suggesting he should have lied? If someone maliciously sued me, I would want people who can think for themselves on a jury. Obviously, lawyers who make decisions on whom to boot, prefer easily manipulated jurors. I suggest that your ire is misplaced.

    21. Re:i was called to jury duty once by infinite9 · · Score: 1

      It is always interesting to me how the people who complain the loudest about unjust laws and convictions are so often the ones who can't be bothered to participate in the very system that metes out justice to their fellow citizens.

      Believe it or not, I would actually like to serve jury duty. I think it would be interesting. I've never been called, but when it happens, I'm certain to do everything I can to avoid it. The reason is because I'm a consultant. And missed work costs me $700 to $900 a day. I know they pay... minimum wage. And if I were a salaried employee, iirc, my employer would be required to pay my salary. But until the (US) government starts compensating people in a way that doesn't make them miss mortgage payments or get laid off because their employer can't afford the down time, I'm avoiding it.

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    22. Re:i was called to jury duty once by Fujisawa+Sensei · · Score: 1

      I actually wanted on the Jury Duty (big software corp was not exciting enough), but was disqualified with this question: "Is a police officer exactly as believable as a citizen?" (although it was worded slightly differently), and my answer was "slightly higher, perhaps 55%", didn't even have time to give my rationale (they have training in situational awareness and in mentally recording a scene for later documentation).

      I would have to say "I don't trust somebody just because they have a badge, a gun, or even a bible".

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    23. Re:i was called to jury duty once by steelfood · · Score: 1

      There needs to be incentive to serve on a jury. Social obligation only goes as far as not kicking the bum lying across the sidewalk. Just as there's a tax incentive for people to make donations to charities they like, there needs to be an incentive for people to do their civic duty.

      Paying jurors minimum wage may be a good start. You'd have a lot of young, smart but lazy students and out of work or retired professionals.

      I'm pretty sure there's a game theory algorithm that would apply to this. And if not, somebody should develop one.

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    24. Re:i was called to jury duty once by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They don't want people who think on a jury. They only want people who can be easily swayed by emotional arguments. Didn't you know that?

    25. Re:i was called to jury duty once by winwar · · Score: 1

      "I know they pay... minimum wage."

      LMAO

      "And if I were a salaried employee, iirc, my employer would be required to pay my salary."

      ROTFLMOA

      Now I'm not saying that doesn't happen. Some places do pay mimimum wage or thereabouts. Some employers do pick up salary. But most courts might pay you enough to drive and park if you are lucky. Most employers don't pay to serve on a jury. And if you have an education, why bother to even try (you will probably be disqualified), just say "economic hardship". Saves everybody time....

  11. Lock your credit. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had my credit locked. I was pleasantly surprised when I signed up to Dish Network, and they denied me because they couldn't even check my credit score. So at least I know it's working.

  12. Because of transparency, mostly by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 3, Informative

    An important part of the US court system is to be very open in general. That's why there are specific things in the law like the right to confront your accuser. Well another important part is for your defense team, of which you as the defendant are part, to make sure the jury is truly an unbiased group of your peers. It would invite abuse to have a system where the jurors were a secret group that the defense never got to see.

    Yes, it does pose the risk of a defendant attempting to retaliate against jurors, however that is actually extremely rare. It also rarely works out, you'll note that this asshat is now doing more time because of it. There are always tradeoffs, there is no perfect way of doing things and in the US system, transparency of the jury is more important than protecting their identities.

    Also, in general you can speak to the judge privately if an answer is something you aren't willing to make in open court. You can request to approach the bench and talk to them about your concern.

    1. Re:Because of transparency, mostly by steelfood · · Score: 1

      it does pose the risk of a defendant attempting to retaliate against jurors, however that is actually extremely rare.

      John Gotti III

      'nuff said.

      Also, in general you can speak to the judge privately if an answer is something you aren't willing to make in open court. You can request to approach the bench and talk to them about your concern.

      Perhaps this should be mentioned by the judge during the jury selection.

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    2. Re:Because of transparency, mostly by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...to make sure the jury is truly an unbiased group of your peers.

      A random selection would be unbiased. A selection stage, of whatever sort, introduces bias, right?

  13. thank you by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    that's useful information for any prospective juror that i've never heard before: approach the bench with your answer in private. of course the lawyers will approach the bench with you, but then you only have to worry about a scumbag defense lawyer who would share private info with a scumbag defendant, which is even more rare than the cases of juror retaliation you rightfully cite as rare

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  14. What bankers? by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Which bankers committed trillions of dollars of fraud? I've not heard of this. There have been some billion dollar schemes, Bernard Madoff would be a good example, however he didn't get paid off, he received a 150 year prison sentence for it.

    Or are you generally ignorantly ranting about the recent stock market crash? Here's news for you: It wasn't fraud. Fraud has a legal definition, and what Madoff did was fraud. People going hog wild and speculating on stocks, bonds, commodities, whatever is NOT fraud. It's not smart to do, but it is not illegal.

    Also let's please drop the "Oh those evil bankers!" crap. This mess has no one party responsible, there is blame at all levels. Government regulators are to blame because they failed to keep an eye on this and keep things from getting out of hand. Investment firms are to blame for investing too readily in something that was clearly growing well past any reasonable rate. Banks are to blame for making loans that were far too high a risk. And people are to blame, for walking eyes wide shut in to this situation, for taking loans they can't afford, for investing in a massive bubble.

    Let's not pretend like "the little guy" is innocent here. None of this shit would have happened had normal people not been so eager to get in on this and so willfully oblivious to the risks. Nobody made people take loans they clearly couldn't afford, nobody forced them to refinance all their equity out of their houses to spend on consumables. They chose to do it, and the consequences have been far reaching indeed. However they can't now cry and blame it all on "the bankers." Yep, banks certainly have a big share of responsibility, but so do you, the individual that got yourself in that situation. You did NOT have to do that, you could have been smart about it but you weren't.

    The problem is being responsible wasn't as much fun. It meant keeping a smaller, older house, and not getting all kinds of new toys. Ya well, that was the right answer.

    So knock it off already.

    1. Re:What bankers? by Rogerborg · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Hmm, I see what you're saying. Let's ignore the global scale of the problem, pick one counter-example that disproves it, quibble over the distinction between cause and effect, and mens rea and mens absentis, and say that Hitler didn't do anything wrong because other Nazis did wrong things too.

      That is what you're saying, isn't it? Look, just admit that you love and worship your hero Hitler, and we can agree on where you're coming from.

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    2. Re:What bankers? by tonyreadsnews · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I agree there is plenty of blame to go around
      However, you seem to think that all people fit into one of those categories.

      What you've missed is that there are 'little guys' who didn't take out a loan they couldn't afford, and didn't make a loan to some high risk person.
      But these 'little guys' are getting screwed because of each of the parties you mentioned. Some of them have been laid off, some have seen their investments brutalized, some are now stuck in their house because their once 80 LTV is now 105 LTV.
      These are a larger percentage of those complaining
      Not to mention the same 'evil bankers' that made the loans also pushed to get regulations relaxed, which makes them somewhat more responsible as without their reckless behavior this mess

      Now these 'little guys' find out their tax dollars are going to the same companies that got us into the mess while these companies also are basically getting free money to make new loans and start back with business as usual.

      At least that's what I complain about and I'm one of those 'little guys'

    3. Re:What bankers? by khallow · · Score: 1

      I don't know about the grandparent, but my complaint is simply that one unpopular group takes the blame for everyone at fault.

    4. Re:What bankers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I see you've been reading from the neo-conservative talking points memo again.

      People who received loans they could not afford are only responsible for their own financially-crushing mortgage on their now-worth-less homes, or for the fact that they have no home at all because they were forced to default on their mortgage. Their responsibility ends there.

      You can't blame the mortgage recipients for the bigger picture. That's like blaming the workers on the sales floor or cashiers for the bankruptcy of a store. The fact that there are thousands of people in this situation lies with banks, investors, and government. Each had a responsibility, failed miserably in each of their duties, and turned what should have been a minor problem with a handful of people that could be readily addressed into a major problem that helped tank the economy.

      Bonus points: none of them care to fix the system proper, just well enough to shut people up.

    5. Re:What bankers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, he's saying the "evil banker fat cats" you rabble rousers are all on about didn't commit any crimes.

      Learn to read, asshole.

    6. Re:What bankers? by ahodgson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The recent and ongoing financial collapse was most certainly caused by fraudulent actions. Millions of them.

      - Robert Rubin, Larry Summers, and Tim Geitner, for "pursuading" Congress and President Clinton to repeal Glass/Steagall, which enabled the disaster to enfold
      - every borrowers who fraudulently claimed income they didn't have, or expected to sell their home at a profit before their subprime or ALT-A mortgage reset to full payments
      - lenders fraudulently giving mortgages to borrowers who couldn't document income
      - lenders fraudulently giving mortgages to "subprime" and ALT-A borrowers who they knew couldn't pay the full reset payment
      - lenders and investment banks fraudulently bundling up said mortgages and selling them to investors as AAA investments - while also shorting the hell out of them in their investment arms (demonstrating that they knew they were going to tank)
      - ratings agencies for enabling the AAA ratings on securities they didn't see source documentation for
      - AIG and any other company selling CDS they didn't have the equity to back
      - every company buying a CDS from a company unable to pay for the sole reason of being able take the "protected" loan off their balance sheet and not count it against leverage limits
      - Alan Greenspan and Ben Bernanke for enabling bubble after bubble with too loose monetary policy, while fraudulently claiming there was no bubble
      - Congress, President Bush, and Henry Paulson for presiding over the runup and initiating the failed bailout strategy
      - President Obama for hiring Rubin, Summers and Geitner as his economic team to "fix" the problem, bringing us full circle

      Hey, and that's only in the US. UK and European banks did all the same things. And let's not even talk about the China bubble. No shortage of fraud to go around.

    7. Re:What bankers? by vectorstream · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I second that through and through, it's a perverse musical chairs sort of game where those too slow or just plain stupid get left holding a bag full with crap. I've seen the poor souls who combined as a family make like 50,000 a year before taxes and they try to "buy" a house with what's left. I'm not talking about the flippers who if hey were smart dropped out of the market in 2007 at the peak of the price bubble. I mean people who somehow believed that what was meant to happen wouldn't happed - not to them anyway. With sufficient numbers of those optimists all it takes is: A./Friendly credit-rating firms B./ Even friendlier mortgage processors who'd arrange mortgage for anybody with a pulse as long as the risk gets spread afterwards via CDOs and other derivative crap and C./ totally hapless regulators who never really use whatever little powers they have left to actually try and stop this crazy train going. At the end it wouldn't have been anything wrong with the picture above if it wasn't for the fact that the guilty parties more or less survived for number of reasons and therefore completely destroyed the central tenet of the neoliberal economy: allowing the failed ones to disappear is good. Just like greed.

    8. Re:What bankers? by Machtyn · · Score: 1

      Not just that... but our taxes will be raised because our tax dollars are going to slush funds for politicians and these banks/investment firms that are always "too large to fail" and must be done tomorrow or we're all going to die... or something.

    9. Re:What bankers? by GateGuy · · Score: 1

      How about the companies that were rating bonds as AAA, when they clearly were not.

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    10. Re:What bankers? by operagost · · Score: 1

      But these 'little guys' are getting screwed because of each of the parties you mentioned.

      Yes, thanks to the TARP that the federal government passed.

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    11. Re:What bankers? by PPH · · Score: 1

      Which bankers committed trillions of dollars of fraud? I've not heard of this.

      That's a good point. It wasn't actually bankers that did it. It was an insurance company named AIG. They wrote billions of dollars in insurance policies on securities without proper underwriting. And they wrote something like $5 in coverage for every $1 of securities insured.

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    12. Re:What bankers? by ozbird · · Score: 1

      You forgot Naked Short Sellers.

  15. On the "real news" by jonaskoelker · · Score: 1

    He who owns the system makes the rules. Where's the news?

    Bill Moyers said in a speech (which you can download off freepress.org; sorry I can't remember which or where, but search around if you're really paranoid that I'm lying), as best as I can remember relaying the words of someone else:

    "'Real News' is the things we need to know to keep our freedoms."

    To keep our freedom, our right to property, we must know that it is being eroded.

    Even if it hasn't changed, it's still Real News. Heck, even if the tree of liberty hasn't lost its need to be periodically watered by the blood of patriots and tyrants, if people have forgotten this lesson (or forgotten how to apply it), that knowledge is Real News.

    And, sadly, I see too little of that kind of Real News in the news.

    1. Re:On the "real news" by operagost · · Score: 1

      Bill Moyers isn't exactly a fount of insight. This is the guy who said Karl Rove was a closet agnostic because he said he wished he was a better Episcopalian, and claimed that the right would stage a coup if Kerry won the 2004 election.

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  16. To Those Interested... by flyneye · · Score: 1

    To those interested, and who know someone in the prison where Pavel Valkovich will end up; just cough up a Franklin note to your buddy in prison and he can solicit all the special attention Valkovich can handle and more. Money and cigarettes go a long way in prison and your prison buddy could use some leverage cash.
    Why not throw ol' Pavel a special party? With a name like Valkovich the Aryan brotherhood won't take care of him and he isn't black or hispanic so there isn't anyone to be his friend. My guess is he is pretty well f**ked when he makes it to General Population and you can't live in Punk City forever. Lol, he could get so turned out he will wear a diaper catch all for the rest of his life. Probably won't need any money.
                Vivid yet likely scenarios.

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    1. Re:To Those Interested... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, not likely scenarios. He is white, the AB doesn't care about much else. One of their leaders is JEWISH (Tyler Bingham.) Besides, he wouldn't be asked to join the AB, but he can hire them to keep others off his back should he need to. Assuming the AB has a presence where he'll be.

      He won't be in a highly violent prison most likely, as he is not a violent offender and hasn't shown himself to be a security threat.

      Nobody will give a rats ass about this guy or his crimes, he's a dime a dozen. If he keeps his nose clean and stays out of trouble, he'll be fine. He'll do 5 years, if that, in a minimum security camp.

      Stop listening to gansta rap and watching prison movies.

    2. Re:To Those Interested... by flyneye · · Score: 1

      LOL wouldn't be any Jews in the AB around here.
      Even the minimum security facility is called "Gladiator School"
      As long as he keeps his nose clean and no one pissed at him for ripping them off paying for a pillow party for him.
              No movies here buddy. Just lots of friends on the inside all over the state.
            It wasn't hard for another friend to pay for a child molester who was touching his son to get punked till he needed a diaper. It damn sure happens. I doubt short eyes will last much longer cause he's a wuss with no money.
              You can try to blend in with the wallpaper all you want, but just let something special come along to make you stand out and life will suck.
              Don't be in prison around here.

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  17. except cyclists by SuperBanana · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Murder gets you extremely heavy time. Attempted murder doesn't get you as much.

    Unless you're driving your car and hit a cyclist. That generally gets you nothing at all.

    1. Re:except cyclists by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      Or a pedestrian. Or a cyclist hitting a pedestrian. etc.

    2. Re:except cyclists by dcollins117 · · Score: 1

      Unless you're driving your car and hit a cyclist. That generally gets you nothing at all.

      For hitting an elusive target like that you get bonus points for style.

    3. Re:except cyclists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Murder gets you extremely heavy time. Attempted murder doesn't get you as much.

      Unless you're driving your car and hit a cyclist. That generally gets you nothing at all.

      Because, as we all so very obviously know, any time a car hits a cyclist, this is clearly premeditated murder. There are no accidents or mistakes involved here; cyclists are holy and blameless people, while drivers are evil, heartless monsters who want to kill everything that doesn't travel on four wheels and is less than a ton in weight. Yes. This is... um... very correct. Muchly.

      Is someone just a wee bit bitter about something, SuperBanana?

    4. Re:except cyclists by davester666 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Because the only bad thing that happens is your car gets damaged... :-)

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    5. Re:except cyclists by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Involuntary manslaughter is not murder, and most collisions are accidents.

      If you are writing about the sort of person that's bad-tempered and deliberately hits a cyclist for being in his way, then he's likely to get away with it not as a matter of law, but because intent is difficult to prove. Even if intent is shown, the driver could easily claim temporary insanity (road rage).

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    6. Re:except cyclists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Murder gets you extremely heavy time. Attempted murder doesn't get you as much.

      Unless you're driving your car and hit a cyclist. That generally gets you nothing at all.

      Maybe if cyclists would actually bother to follow the rules of the road and not be inconsiderate jerks weaving weaving in and out of traffic stopped for a red light, running the light only to pull into the lane later and slow down traffic, judges and juries wouldn't hand out brownie points for bumping them off the road.

    7. Re:except cyclists by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's vehicular manslaughter, not murder. Go take your elitist hippie "share the road" agenda elsewhere, asshat.

  18. Re:Not idle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Check the URL again.

  19. the system is always imperfect by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    and always will be imperfect. the problem is in seeing the imperfections, as you do, in spite of the larger major part of the system that does actually work. expecting perfection before you will contribute to the system is a permanent impossibility, and merely demonstrates a lack of understanding of social reality on your part

    the best that can be done to make the system better is that its citizens believe in it and work for a better system. the system you have is merely a reflection of the failures and problems of the society it comes from

    in this regard, if the system has any problems, one of the reasons it fails is due to a reflection of the segment of the public it serves that demonstrates a profound lack of faith and a disturbing massive jumping to radically negative conclusions. endemic weakness of character such as this on a large enough scale will unavoidably affect the system in some way or another. and therefore be a self-reinforcing phenomenon with negative consequences for all of us, including citizens of good character

    it is because of ignorants in the system that the system will fail us. ignorants who think much like you do. so clean up your own obvious large mental failures before criticizing that of your government, because i want the system to improve to. and i know the best way to do that is to clean up the idiocy in the society around me, some of which the system is composed

    if the system has a problem, it is because of people with character weakness like your comment demonstrates

    you're the problem, fool

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    1. Re:the system is always imperfect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I beg to differ. Up to my mid twenties I always believed in helping others, mutual respect and giving back to society. I was a volunteer at the Red Cross for almost 15 years.

      At some point you just realise that you cannot change anything. You get ridiculed, trodden upon, ignored and the vast majority of society doesn't give a shit. Even worse: the will to help others is interpreted as a weakness. Societies only favours greed, ignorance and laziness. The system is broken beyond repair.

      So, I have come to a point where I have to say: fuck you society.

  20. Sideshow Bob: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Attempted murder?!?! What is that? Do they give out Oscars for Attempted Acting?!?

  21. Nice One! by oldhack · · Score: 1

    Lovely headline.

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  22. WTF seriously conspire to chop off a head... by bodland · · Score: 1

    get 20 years...
    attempt bank fraud get 30...
    crazy world

  23. Re:Not idle by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 1

    How is this 'idle'? He tried to f.....g kill people!

    It's "idle" because he failed, and he wasn't even up against a British secret agent. My loyal henchmen are having a good laugh about this right now (their union insisted I let them read Slashdot on their breaks from building my death ray).

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  24. Re:What. The. Funk? (premeditated vs impulse?) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why would you want to release someone who shows poor impulse control before murdering someone earlier than someone who thought about
    it before murdering someone. It's easy to see that someone who thought first might:

    a. think before doing it again
    b. be reachable with arguments that they shouldn't do it (again)
    c. have been in a special situation which is unlikely to happen again

    while the person with poor impulse control might murder again at any time. No reason or logic will stop them.

    So tell me why "premediated" has a higher penalty?

    (Perhaps this is just the war mongers trying to keep a monopoly?)

  25. Hi Jack. by WiiVault · · Score: 1

    Jack Thomson is that you?!!?

  26. wtf? by jpfulton248 · · Score: 1

    seriously? wtf? people are crazy

  27. MOD up!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I feel that everyone should read this post.

  28. Here Here. Agree by JohnnyComeLately · · Score: 1

    I usually avoid replying because honestly, most people have no clue about macro or micro economics. Your reply is spot on. I remember loan agents throwing loan docs at me with nothing more than a verbal promise of what I earned. They were willing to give me $750,000 on my word (and home's deed), yet Chase was jacking my rates to 35% if a payment was processed on the due date (which I canceled). Both were huge red flags in my book and both avoided, thankfully. It's funny how easy it is to forget that before the whole collapse there were, I believe on both sides of the isle, people saying the mortgage process/regulatory oversight was broken.

  29. Worst possible crime? by Terje+Mathisen · · Score: 1

    I used to think that "murder in the large", i.e. genocide as well as large amounts of drug smuggling/dealing was the worst possible crime, but last year I heard about something worse:

    Manufacturing fake drugs with just enough of the real active ingredient that it will show up on a gas chromatograph or mass spectrometer, along with large doses of regular cold medications like pseudo-ephedrine which will provide short-term relief.

    Google has lots of relevant links for "fake drugs multi-resistant bacteria", close to the top is this one:

    Counterfeit drugs: A Growing Global Health Crisis

    This is probably the single most effective method to generate more multi-resistent bacteria strains, which means that the people behind the scam will keep on killing more and more people as time goes by.

    Terje

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  30. Paper trail by moonshine1948 · · Score: 1

    Dead witnesses or not surely Pavel would still be convicted of the identity theft and fraud charges. He transferred peoples money into paypal accounts for gods sake. There would be a paper trail a mile long all pointing directly to Pavel's pocket. Camping

  31. what if Identity Theft cause's suicide by pgmrdlm · · Score: 1

    Is that considered murder?

    or what if a person who had his Identity stolen attempts suicide? Should that be consdered attempted murder?

    I truely beleive the sentences against people convicted of Identity Theft are to lite. They should carry harsh sentences, comparable to any physical harm sentences handed out.

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