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  1. If an exploit is found on IBM cash registers . . . on Boring Conference Still Vows: We Will Not Rock You · · Score: 2

    . . . that location information of them might be useful . . . and profitable.

  2. Re:I Wonder? on Windows XP Drops Below 40% Market Share While Windows 8 Passes 1% · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Oh boy, I sure can't wait to install an OS with a phone interface on my desktop/laptop, that makes so much sense!

    Of course it makes sense . . . for Microsoft. You see, you're not supposed to use a keyboard or mouse to interface with your Windows 8 desktop/laptop. You're supposed to use your Windows 8 Phone, connected to your desktop/laptop, as your interface. Your Windows 8 Phone is the keyboard and mouse. This means that every Windows 8 desktop/laptop user will need to buy a Windows 8 Phone, as well. Microsoft is doing this because their Nokia subsidiary is not doing so well, because Nokia is selling Windows 8 Phones, instead of iPhones or Androids. Or Blackberries.

    So you don't need to worry about installing a phone interface on your desktop/laptop. You will be using your Windows 8 Phone to interface with it anyway.

    Does that sound bizarre enough for a Sunday morning?

  3. Well, a compliment from P.J. O'Rourke . . . on Samsung Sets New Guidelines For Alcoholic Beverages · · Score: 4, Funny

    "They don't like anyone who isn't Korean, and they don't like each other all that much, either. They're hardheaded, hard-drinking, tough little bastards, 'the Irish of Asia.'"

  4. Oy vey! Consoles Will Start Shipping! on Ouya Consoles Will Start Shipping On December 28th · · Score: 1

    . . . what a cute console name for an expression you could use when you lose a game.

  5. MADPS == Mutual Assured Destruction, patent style on Apple Claims New Infringement After Being Ordered To Tell Samsung HTC Secrets · · Score: 1

    Where is this escalation going to end?

    Can we somehow resurrect Nixon, and reactivate Kissinger, and get some SALT talks going between Apple and Samsung?

    Yes, folks, it's come to, "Nixon now, more than ever!"

  6. Re:America's hand is being forced... on US Scientific R&D Could Face Fiscal Cliff Doom · · Score: 1

    You're right . . . my memory is fading . . . I must be getting old . . . where's my government money?

  7. Re:America's hand is being forced... on US Scientific R&D Could Face Fiscal Cliff Doom · · Score: 1

    We're being driven to bankruptcy by voters wanting stuff in their old age without having to pay for (most of) it.

    "I hope I die, before I get old!" -- The Beatles

    "I hope you die, before you get old!" -- The Government

  8. Re:No surprise there on After Weeks of Trying, UK Cryptographers Fail To Crack WWII Code · · Score: 2

    If the pad was used more than once or used repeatedly over the message, then there might be hints to decode it.

    You mean one-time-pad-recycling? Like in environmentally friendly Soviet Russia . . .

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venona

  9. Re:Go for an old console instead on Ask Slashdot: Best Console For the Kids This Holiday? · · Score: 1

    An old console would be a VT100 hooked up to the VAX 11 in the basement . . . playing "Rogue".

    "a cloak of darkness falls around you"

  10. Great technology isn't being developed in labs ... on US Judge Orders Apple To Share HTC Deal Details With Samsung · · Score: 1

    . . . it's being litigated in courts.

    Wanna make a big impact in the tech industry . . . ?

    Study law, not engineering.

  11. Re:better a suspended SENTENCE than a suspended GU on South Korean Man Given Suspended Sentence For Retweeting NK Propaganda · · Score: 1

    Hanging is so 1800's. The preferred method of execution in North Korea is live mortar shell these days:

    http://www.bignewsnetwork.com/index.php/sid/210323137/scat/b8de8e630faf3631/ht/North-Korean-minister-killed-by-mortar-shell-for-drinking-in-mourning-period

  12. Actually, for me it is a selfish OS. I want a phone where I can open up a root bash shell and putz around, and find some trouble to get myself into. And I want a free SDK where I can download Linux source tarballs, and compile them for the phone. I could do all that with Nokia's former Maemo/MeeGo/Harmattan thingies.

    If I can do that with Sailfish, I, at least, will be a very happy camper. It's not what your average user will need. But I am being very selfish here, indeed.

  13. Combine these with yesterday's Boxing Robots on Mannequins That Watch Shoppers · · Score: 1

    And you have a complete store security system. The mannequin spots the shoplifters, and the Boxer whacks them.

  14. There is plenty of raw data available for analysis on With Pot Legal, Scientists Study Detection of Impaired Drivers · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Just look at past traffic accident statistics downwind from Grateful Dead concerts.

  15. Re:One idea on Ask Slashdot: How Should Tech Conferences Embrace Diversity? · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just treat everyone fairly, how hard is that?

    . . . but you have to treat some more fairly than others . . .

  16. Re:Screenshot or it didn't happen on Israeli Infrastructure Proves Too Strong For Anonymous · · Score: 1

    Lox Bagels

    Hamantashen would be more appropriate in this case.

  17. Re:Step 1. Buy a really expensive company... on Meg Whitman Says HP Was Defrauded By Autonomy; HP Stock Plunges · · Score: 1

    They used to have a thing at HP called, "The HP Way."

    What you are describing, is sadly, "The New HP Way."

  18. "Have bought 12 already for Christmas gifts." on Is Oprah Cheating On Her Microsoft Love? · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Oprah, this sucks."

    "Jay Leno's relatives all are getting new cars for Christmas!"

  19. Re:Danger Signs on John McAfee Launches Blog, Offers $25K Reward For "Real Killers" · · Score: 1

    . . . and the slow speed police car chase is unfolding on the Internet, and not on the road.

    What amusing times we live in . . . how can CNN cover this live . . . ?

  20. Re:filters on You Can't Say That On the Internet · · Score: 1

    "Nips! Or it didn't happen!"

  21. Re:Common Sense Really on EU Working On Most Powerful Laser Ever Built · · Score: 2

    Being that lasers travel at the speed of light, and we don't, we wouldn't hit anything that we could reach, really soon.

    It might make a good Star Trek episode, though. The Enterprise gets zapped by a laser fired eons ago, by a civilization that no longer exists. When the crew warps on over to take a look, they just find a bunch of peaceful Cylons, or something.

    And then the Captain gets it on with Number 6 . . .

  22. Re:Coporate Influence on How Free Speech Died On Campus · · Score: 1

    shielding themselves from lawsuits

    The limiting liability part is valid. No one is going to sue students. They have no money. The university has money, so any lawsuits will be directed at them, even if the university had nothing to do with inappropriate behavior by students.

    Yes, it's the same with sexual harassment. Nobody sues the offender, who has no money. The employer gets sued. For this reason, companies have explicit policies and education on sexual harassment.

    It's simply astute business practice to avoid getting held accountable for another single person's actions.

  23. Re:materials... on Man Arrested At Oakland Airport For Ornate Watch · · Score: 2

    Babies' diapers can be used to build bombs. Babies should be banned from planes.

    Especially if they are crying.

    Why can't the TSA do something about that? Litte bald-headed Machiavellis, all of them, I tell you . . .

  24. Re:Not surprising and not news. on German Police Stop Man With Mobile Office In Car · · Score: 5, Informative

    Is this really so uncommon in Germany that it warrants a news story?

    In Germany, when you are driving a car, you are supposed to be . . . well, driving. And not texting, adjusting your make-up, fixing paper jams or spilling your hot coffee on yourself so that you can sue McDonald's. A driver may only use a cell phone if the car has a Freisprecheinrichtung (speaker phone) installed.

    In the picture, the laptop on the dashboard suspiciously looks like it was installed to be used while driving. So the guy could check his email or use video chat while moving. If the setup had looked like it was only meant to be used while parked, the cops wouldn't have had any problem with it. But since there isn't any law prohibiting such a setup, the cops couldn't charge him. However, it looked like the laptop on the dashboard would obstruct his view. For that, they might have been able to ticket him.

    So I would just say that his setup raises a few eyebrows. I suspect that the guy was some sort of traveling salesman who was on the road all day, and it was very convenient for him to have a full car office. But to use it while driving? Well, the cops probably gave him a harsh warning about that.

  25. Re:Steamed Wine on Amazon.com: Earth's Biggest Wine Cellar? · · Score: 1

    While visiting scenic Austin, Texas, we left a corked bottle of bourbon (gift wrapped) on the back seat of a rental car in a parking lot on scenic Burnet Road. When we came out later, the cork had been blown off, the bottle was half empty, and the rental car smelled like, well, you know.

    We started driving with the air conditioner on, but had to open the windows, because we were getting buzzed. It would have been a hoot and a half, if we had gotten stopped by a cop: "Have you guys been drinking . . . ?" Luckily, the other guy had to drop off the car at Hertz.

    So, do not underestimate that Texan heat.