Slashdot Mirror


User: PolygamousRanchKid+

PolygamousRanchKid+'s activity in the archive.

Stories
0
Comments
5,436
First seen
Last seen
Profile
(view on slashdot.org)

Comments · 5,436

  1. Do Boeing or Airbus also do this . . . ? on Discovery Channel Crashes a Boeing 727 For Science Documentary (latimes.com) · · Score: 1

    This seems like it might provide them will valuable data that they could use in design considerations.

    On the other hand, if they did do this, they would probably not make it public and broadcast it to the general public. Who wants to ride in an airplane that you have seen in detail in a disastrous crash?

    The documentary will probably start with a disclaimer, "This crash was caused on purpose. This do not happen to real planes made by Boeing. Please keep flying Boeing. Pay no attention to the man behind the curtains."

  2. A Holy Grail of Prank Hacks . . . on Apple Patent Reveals Gift-Giving Platform For NFC-Based iDevices · · Score: 0

    1) Hack the platform.

    2) "Rick roll" every iOwner on the planet.

    3) Profit . . .

    4) . . . for Rick.

  3. This is to compensate for the CSIRO WLAN Tax on Aussie Parliamentary Inquiry Into Software Pricing Announced · · Score: 1

    You reap what you sow.

    Just kidding, Bruce.

  4. Re:The name of the particle on New Particle Discovered At CERN · · Score: 2

    Actually, the particle was formerly known as http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/af/Prince_logo.svg

  5. Great idea for other old military hardware! on Squadron of Lost WWII Spitfires To Be Exhumed In Burma · · Score: 3, Funny

    Burying military surplus is a great way to give future military historians and archeologists solid evidence to study in the future. It is inexpensive and should be done with other unneeded military hardware.

    Like, landmines and nerve gas.

  6. Information, ads, more information, more add . . . on Google and the Future of Travel · · Score: 2

    How to I determine if any of all this gargantuan amount of information is any good? Are they real reviews, from real people . . . ? Or thinly veiled spam . . . ?

    I don't need any more information. I just want to get from point A to point B at a reasonable price with the minimal amount of hassle.

    My parents used to have a thing called a "travel agent" who would do that for them. She knew may parents likes and dislikes, so one short call was enough to book a trip.

    Maybe someone could patent that idea, and then implement it in software?

    Please note the development order. Patent first, implement later.

  7. How will the "Big Journal" Industry respond ,,, ? on Harvard: Journals Too Expensive, Switch To Open Access · · Score: 1

    Can they start suing everyone for downloading Journals . . . ? Their business model is being challenged, just like the music industry.

    Hmmm . . . how can they claim intellectual property on papers that haven't been written yet . . . ? It will be interesting to see what their lawyers will come up with . . .

  8. And then some Dead Heads crawled out of the van, on Asteroid the 'Size of a Minivan' Exploded Over California · · Score: 1

    . . . bongs in hand, and loudly rasped, "Like, wow, man . . . "

  9. Where is the problem here . . . ? on University of Florida Eliminates Computer Science Department · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You want to study Computer Science? Enroll somewhere else. You live in Florida, and want to study Computer Science cheaply at a state subsidized school? Move.

    If folks in Florida sees no point in educating Computer Science students, let 'em. The loss will be theirs. Say "Hello" to your new neighbors from India.

  10. FTW! Frack The World! on Geologists Say UK Shale Deposits Hold Vast Energy Reserves · · Score: 2

    Let's hope that the World doesn't crack . . . http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crack_in_the_world

  11. Re:Great!! on Beneath Africa, Survey Finds 'Huge' Water Reserves · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, Sir, but we are still not quite finished with the first round yet. You will just have wait for that to end, before we start the next round. House rules, Sir.

  12. Re:i hope... on Whistleblower: NSA Has All of Your Email · · Score: 2

    Actually, maybe you are on to a good idea there. Since the has the best mathematicians in the world, and unlimited computing resources, why not ask them to do a public service? Eliminate spam.

    They should be able to identify the sources easily, if they are monitoring what everyone sends everywhere, or . . . ?

  13. Re:NIMBY on US Small-Scale Nuclear Reactor Industry Gains Traction In Missouri · · Score: 2

    It just won't fit in my backyard, even if I try.

    Put in the front yard. It will keep the kids off your lawn.

    Works for me.

  14. But can it fly into orbit . . . ? on NASA Unveils Greenest Federal Building In the Nation · · Score: 0

    I thought so.

    Maybe at least it runs Linux . . . ?

    Or, "In Soviet NASA, building greens you!"

  15. Re:Of course the language itself is free. on Ellison Doesn't Know If Java Is Free · · Score: 1

    This is why Oracle is not going after IBM . . . yet

    Or in public. IBM has a lot invested in Java for their software products. They cannot afford to let their customers get all jittery about looming SCO style shakedowns.

    So maybe IBM had an agreement with Sun, that Oracle cannot wiggle out of? Or the lawyers for IBM an Oracle have already worked out a secret deal behind the scenes.

  16. So THAT's what the Secret Service agents did ... on US and China Held Secret Cyber Wargames · · Score: 1

    They weren't boozing and whoring it up in Columbia. They were MacGyvering at Secret Cyber Wargames. They needed the hooker for the elastic straps in her bra, as the key ingredient of their hotel made laser canon.

    They can't let the truth get out, because, it is, like, you know, secret.

  17. 900 motions and filings == how many lines of code? on Oracle and Google To Finally Enter Courtroom · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm just trying to imagine what both companies could have done, if the money for this had been spent on R&D projects. Probably both companies and their ecosystems would have been better off. Conflict between two titans rattles the earth, and shakes and frightens smaller beings.

    Two years of hard core litigation? Which small companies can afford that? Even if a small company is clearly in the right, a giant can litigate them out of existence, before the truth comes to light.

    'tis uneasy waters, in which we tread today, my fellows.

  18. Re:I used to work with that U of MN group on Emperor Penguins Counted From Space · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, they are also completely bat-guano crazy.

  19. Re:Sounds nice. on Treating Depression With Electrodes Inside the Brain · · Score: 4, Funny

    Who needs health insurance? You need:

    • A car battery
    • Two ice picks
    • Jumper cables
    • A Black & Decker
    • A bottle of Jack Daniels as anesthetic

    Home cures are best.

  20. Documemtation Priority on Documentation As a Bug-Finding Tool · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Manager, at the beginning of a project: "Forget the documentation! Just get it to run!"

    Manager, at the end of a project: "Where's the documentation! You were lazy, and didn't write any!"

    Documentation is at the ass-end of a project. The Manager's Manager wants to see something running. He doesn't accept paper as a currency. So documentation will always get low priority. And that ass-end will be hanging out and swinging in the breeze.

    Someone could do a scientific study that proves that documentation cures cancer.

    It will still get low priority in a software development project.

  21. Re:“We will fight the holes with science" on Russian City Ever Watchful Against Being Sucked Into Earth · · Score: 1

    I would fight the holes with my legs. And run and get the Hell out of that place.

    The most appropriate time to use the hackneyed phrase:

    "It's sinkholes. All the way down."

  22. Best Buy just scanned their CEO's Drivers License on Best Buy Scans Drivers License For Returns — No More Allowed For 90 Days · · Score: 0

    . . . and he won't be coming back to Best Buy for 90 days either. Or for that matter, ever at all:

    http://money.cnn.com/2012/04/10/markets/best-buy/?hpt=hp_t3

  23. Build one that can break through bunker walls ... on Official Details For the DARPA Robotics Challenge · · Score: 1

    . . . and the Defense Department will pay you more than $2 million.

    . . . Israel is rumored to be acquiring large amounts of clay and letters on parchment for a similar project appropriately code named as "Golem."

    . . . and North Korea's missile launch will be foiled, when a Mechagodzilla springs out of the ocean and steals the missile, after emitting consuming a giant jar of Kimchi and flatulating the audience.

  24. Negative energy use? on FBI Says Smart Meter Hacks Are Likely To Spread · · Score: 1

    I pay a fixed amount every month, and then at the end of the year, I either have to pay more or get a rebate. Do you think that the public utility's billing software is smart enough to notice that my rebate is bigger than what I paid?

    Probably not.

  25. "User Error" on IT Calls of Shame · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Please replace user, and try again."