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  1. Re:And? on Wikimedia Simplifies By Moving To Ubuntu · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seriously, every "Off-topic"-modded post I've seen is only -1.

    Perhaps it's for the best, as a -5 offtopc-mod would surely catch the attention of everyone. Oh look at this (_(_) (_|_) (_)_) Da Buttdance!

    NO! NOOO! DON'T MOD ME -5 OFF-TOPIC!

    Disclaimer: Been drinking too much Chimay tonight.

  2. A question here. Really, no kidding... on Linux 2.6.27 Out · · Score: 1

    Is this the silver-bullet that will make eee-pc's wired ethernet work out of the box?

    I felt pretty alone when I couldn't access the internet after installing a distro on it different from Xandros.

  3. Is it morning already? on Linux-Based E-Voting In Brazil · · Score: 1

    Oh, no, it's just the corona of Diebolds blushing red ears I can spot in the distance.

  4. Quick! on Small Asteroid On Collision Course With Earth · · Score: 1

    Fire something of the same size off earth. All those bits'n'pieces will just make earth heavier and sink into the Sun!

    Or think of it this way americans: Every time a meteor hits earth you become heavier.

  5. Defeats the purpose on Artists Strive To Wrest Rights From Music Industry · · Score: 1

    I don't care if it's a pot or a kettle, they're both black.

    FAC-chairman Lars Ulrich, now there's a picture for ya...

  6. Re:Yeah copy the koreans to the letter... on South Korea's Free Computer Game Business Model Hits the US · · Score: 1

    Actually that game can be made to work, yes, tried it myself. It aint a walk in the park though.

  7. iCars on Plug-In Hybrids Aren't Coming, They're Here · · Score: 1

    "Wired is running a story about the small but vocal, and growing, number of people...The conversions aren't cheap, and top-of-the-line kits with lithium-ion batteries can set you back as much as $35,000... No more than 150 or so belong to people like [extreme skiing champion Alison] Gannett, who had her $30,000 Ford Escape converted in December.

    Apple is making cars now?

  8. Re:Linus... humble!? on Linux Turns 17 Today · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Which is why RMS complements him very well. It is not about liking one guy over the other, or having the whole debate about who is the best.

    Those 2 guys are the sword and shield Linux, one without the other makes no sense. Yes, I could see Linus aiming for some approximation of free software, but not with the fervor or excellence that RMS has done it. Yes I can see RMS making some software in accordance with his beliefs about free software, would it be Linux? No, I do not think so.

    A bit of a badly applied Einstein quote here, but you get the meaning :

    Religion without Science is blind.
    Science without Religion is lame.

  9. Re:Best quote ever on Dispelling Myths About Geomagnetic Reversal · · Score: 1

    ...and disregarding that a magnetic pole-switch has nothing to do with GPS-satelites we can conclude...

  10. Yeah copy the koreans to the letter... on South Korea's Free Computer Game Business Model Hits the US · · Score: 1

    I've been drooling over some of Nexons games, however they have a bad practice of smacking GameGuard on anything they put out. That's basically telling linux-users to go fuck themselves.

  11. You think that's bad? on No Space Porn (For Now) · · Score: 1

    Just wait until the japanese make their space-bukkakke-productions.

  12. Why DSi you ask? on New Nintendo DSi Announced · · Score: 5, Funny

    Because if they named it iDS they'd have a advertisement-nightmare when the Advanced version of that trinket came out.

  13. So... on Cheaper Car Insurance For Gamers · · Score: 2, Funny

    Does Carmageddon count?

  14. Re:Earth inside a black hole on Do We Live In a Giant Cosmic Bubble? · · Score: 1

    Funny, I had the same theory (really, no kidding).
    The explanation is simple, cuts out unneeded theories (dark matter), explains why the universe is black, and opens up the possibility for "rebirth" of the universe through inversion while keeping the universe expanding at an accelerated rate through the accumulation of matter in the black hole(s).

    Of course the universe would have to have a shape that allows for this. I propose a hypersaddle-shape with opposite corners connected in black holes (gotta have symmetry ;) ).

  15. Oblig- Homer Simpson quote on Tsunami Invisibility Cloak · · Score: 3, Funny

    When there's fire and it burns
    There is something you must learn
    Something something then you'll see
    You'll avoid catastrophe

    D'oh!

  16. Wong Armstrong says: on China Announces Launch-Success Details — Before Launch · · Score: 1

    "That's one step for a small man, and one giant leap for Mao."

  17. A peep into the crystal-ball on Windows 7 Trades Email and Photo Apps For Downloadable Ones · · Score: 1

    I can't help but feel that in 5-7 years Microsoft will have reinvented Synaptic gone dark-side for Windows.

  18. Carbondioxide-ice on Mars Polar Cap Mystery Solved · · Score: 1

    Coming soon to a 7-11 near you, Carbondioxide-icecream, it doesn't drip, it doesn't make you water-bloated. and it makes you burp like a bastaard.

  19. Nah, but MS thought that's how you run Linux. on Microsoft Innovates Tent Data Centers · · Score: 1

    Microsoft thought they'd get an Apache-server if they put a MS-server inside a tent.

  20. 1 million years in the future... on Germany Fired Up Over Clean Coal · · Score: 1

    Protoss 1: "Nope, not vespene here either"

    Protoss 2: "By Adun! WTF is wrong with this planet!"

  21. I'm a PC too... on Microsoft Uses "I'm a PC" Character In New Ads · · Score: 1

    ...with Ubuntu on it...

  22. By the blood of Thor! on IBM Leapfrogs Intel With 22nm Chips · · Score: 4, Funny

    Here in Denmark we want our chips big and crunchy. Silly americans' chips are so small they can drink them from a mead-horn.

  23. Re:Why the tone in the summary? on LHC Shut Down By Transformer Malfunction · · Score: 1

    Quick! Grab a broom and sweep that black hole under the rug. DAMMIT! IT'S NOT WORKING!

  24. Re:A Transformer? on LHC Shut Down By Transformer Malfunction · · Score: 1

    Nope, it definitely says it was Malfunction, though I've never heard of that particular bot.

  25. Anybody tried running it in Wine? on Mythic Launches Warhammer Online · · Score: 1

    Does it look like it'll have any feasable chance of running in Wine on linux?