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  1. Re:American "Justice" on Facebook Ordered To Turn Over Source Code · · Score: 3, Insightful

    That will happen just as soon as the "right thing" becomes highly profitable for those doing the bribing.

    So, never.

  2. Underwater Fiber on Pigeon Turns Out To Be Faster Than S. African Net · · Score: 4, Insightful
    From TFA:

    Internet speed is expected to improve once a new 17,000 km underwater fiber optic cable linking southern and East Africa to other networks becomes operational

    I thought this "contest" measured the speed of an internal data transfer within SA.

  3. Re:Inside the (Corp.) Firewall no one can ... on The Real-World State of Windows Use · · Score: 2, Funny

    I believe GP is referring to the Elbonian federal government.

  4. Re:Yeah, sure on US Nuclear Power Industry Poised For a Comeback · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... he then proceeded to shoot flames from his eyes in order to warm a cup of coffee while the small, winglike appendages growing from the sides of his neck flapped excitedly.

  5. Re:On the bright side... on Thieves Clear Out NJ Apple Store In 31 Seconds · · Score: 1

    Kensington security locks are for windows machines. Macs are just inherently secure



    ... or maybe not.

  6. Re:Shame on you Facebook! on Trapped Girls Call For Help On Facebook · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Plus there are situations where being able to text "help, I'm being held hostage" is a more viable option than making a voice call to say "help, I'm being held hostage"

  7. Re:And then what? on Apple Pulls C64 Emulator From the App Store · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It was kinda fun to live in that age when people were gullible enough to accept ANYTHING that popped up on screen.

    About 80% of my friends/family still appear to live in that age.

  8. Re:And then what? on Apple Pulls C64 Emulator From the App Store · · Score: 4, Informative

    That was Sears. Radio Shack was where you programmed the TRS-80 in the endless penis loop.

  9. Re:I might have done the same on Trapped Girls Call For Help On Facebook · · Score: 1

    Your recursion inspires me.

  10. Re:Shame on you Facebook! on Trapped Girls Call For Help On Facebook · · Score: 3, Funny

    New clause to be added to Facebook TOS:

    If you find yourself in an emergency situation, please add "911 Emergency Response" as a friend, then write a simple wall posting describing the nature of your emergency. Help will be dispatched immediately.

  11. Re:Other nuggets on What the DHS Knows About You · · Score: 2, Insightful

    2. Didn't eat your meal on the way back from Central or South America? Expect to be stopped at re-entry

    The flight crew on your average longhaul flight do not give a flying fuck what you eat, whether you eat, or how much untouched food you leave on your tray. They are not logging everybody's mealtime performance on some secret touchscreen in the forward galley.

  12. Re:Sobriety, please on New Zealander Invents Segway Alternative · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This thing does one thing the Segway can't: it folds into a shoulder bag and weighs 22lbs. That means I can bring it upstairs into the office once I get to work, or hell even bring it onboard a commercial airliner as unchecked baggage.

    In my opinion, if the longevity could be extended to somewhere north of 2500 charges it'd be a pretty compelling gadget even at $5,000.

  13. Re:What would these kids grow up to be? on Schooling, Homeschooling, and Now, "Unschooling" · · Score: 1

    "Unschooling: for kids who prefer to get schooled when they enter the workforce"

  14. Re:Not so sure on Intel's Braidwood Could Crush SSD Market · · Score: 2, Insightful

    One would hope these motherboards would come with a BIOS option to erase the onboard flash.

  15. The problem with protest rallies on Man's Finger Bitten Off At Health Care Rally · · Score: 1

    The problem with protest rallies is that they are primarily attended by brainwashed slogan-chanting fools with absolutely no ability to grasp the nuances of the topic at hand.

  16. Re:How to do a much shorter article next time on In Praise of the Sci-fi Corridor · · Score: 1

    So did the Teletubbies and Barney the Dinosaur. But then kids shows tend to be held to a different standard when it comes to drama and conflict.

  17. Re:Neither on Will You Stream Or Download Your Mobile Music? · · Score: 1

    Well that depends - if it's a cool indy artist I'm willing to pay more for both the product itself and the shipping. If it's mainstream label music, I generally won't bother unless the CD itself is pretty darned cheap and the shipping is free.

    YMMV

  18. Neither on Will You Stream Or Download Your Mobile Music? · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'd rather buy music on physical CDs, rip it to my hard drive, and then load and play it on the device(s) of my choosing.

    But then I'm old-school that way.

  19. Re:If you can't rise to the competition ... on Major ISPs Seek To Lower Broadband Definition · · Score: 4, Funny

    I believe this is known as the "Mugabe Strategy." Repeat every 1-2 weeks as necessary.

  20. Re:Thanks at&t... on Major ISPs Seek To Lower Broadband Definition · · Score: 1

    Blacklist? I can understand your being upset, but refusing any packets routed through AT&T? Dude you are hardcore!

  21. If you can't rise to the competition ... on Major ISPs Seek To Lower Broadband Definition · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ... lower the bar

  22. Re:Wow on Catholic Group Issues Prayer For Faithful To Say Before Sex · · Score: 1
    Excerpt:

    place within us love that truly gives

    ... and gives and gives and gives and gives ...

  23. Re:Miles? on Astronomers Find the Calmest Place On Earth · · Score: 2, Funny

    African or European?

  24. Re:What about the Katabatic winds? on Astronomers Find the Calmest Place On Earth · · Score: 1

    Probably because this ridge is at or near the top of the antarctic dome, it isn't subject to katabatic winds.

  25. Re:Umm, right. on Astronomers Find the Calmest Place On Earth · · Score: 1

    no light pollution either.

    Well, except for those several months of the year when you have to contend with 24/7 light pollution emanating from Sol.