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  1. Re:Hallelujah! on Jack Thompson Disbarred · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's about damn time this poor excuse for a human being was disbarred. Maybe now we won't have to hear about him all the damn time. ~t

    Fat chance. Now he'll have his own talk show on Fox

  2. Re:sabotage on Second Snag This Week Could Delay LHC for Weeks · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    could you say 'sabotadje' instead of 'sabotayge'?

  3. Re:Harrrr .... on Today Is International Talk Like a Pirate Day! · · Score: 0

    all 90 sea chanties on 3 compact discs?

  4. Re:Penny Arcade called it on Microsoft To Announce Jerry Seinfeld Ads Cancelled · · Score: 0

    In soviet russia, the joke laughs at you (with blackjack and hookers). and I, for one, welcome our slavic overlords.

  5. Re:Penny Arcade called it on Microsoft To Announce Jerry Seinfeld Ads Cancelled · · Score: 0

    Ever use toothpaste?

  6. Re:please, please ... on Royal Society "Creationist" Resigns · · Score: 1, Funny

    Please Please yourself.

    No - please please me - whoa yeah!

  7. Re:please, please ... on Royal Society "Creationist" Resigns · · Score: 0

    PS - On a note unrelated to the story but related to your attitude. Nothing in this world is more annoying than an American atheist ... and their dogmatic approach appears to have leapt the pond as well.

    That's the stupidest comment I've read so far. Last time I checked, Richard Dawkins was not American, and I don't know another atheist as outspoken as he is.

  8. Re:please, please ... on Royal Society "Creationist" Resigns · · Score: 0

    You'd say that, but what of people like Donald Knuth, who are devotedly religious? Whether they're worthy or not does not make their contribution any less significant.

  9. Perhaps it was... on Hubble Finds Unidentified Object In Space · · Score: 0

    Lrrr's spaceship?

  10. Re:What does her wealth have to do with it? on J. K. Rowling Wins $6,750 In Infringement Case · · Score: 0

    Haha, well, let me correct myself. "not until Star Trek: TNG was something of that scale that was _somewhat believable_ attempted"

  11. Re:What does her wealth have to do with it? on J. K. Rowling Wins $6,750 In Infringement Case · · Score: 0

    While I agree about Harry Potter being sophomoric, the Tolkien comment suggests that you haven't read enough of his works to understand the author. Tolkien didn't just write; he created worlds. In this regard he's different from most fantasy authors - not until Star Trek: TNG was something of that scale attempted (languages created, cultures defined, etc...) While Rowling's (inexplicable) success rests on the few books she wrote, the staggering mass of Tolkien's works is still not completely published. Narnia may have been something close to LOTR, if it wasn't thinly veiled religious drivel that made me want to retch.

  12. The fools! on The London Stock Exchange Goes Down For Whole Day · · Score: 0

    If only they built it with 6001 hulls!

  13. Re:Ziggurat on Carbon-Neutral Ziggurat Could House 1.1 Million In Dubai · · Score: 5, Funny

    dental plan ...

    Lisa needs braces

  14. Re:Out on a limb on Net Shoppers Bullied Into "Verified By Visa" Program · · Score: 3, Funny

    I buy all my hookers and blow locally.

    I doubt the blow is produced locally, unless you meant to say methamphetamine? Either way I applaud you for helping to support your local Escalade driving youths!

    I live in Merced (CA), and I can say with pride that all our meth is made locally!

  15. Obligatory futurama quote on 2008 Lunar Lander Challenge Teams Announced · · Score: 5, Funny

    Full disclosure: I am on a team.

    Fine. I'll go build my own lunar lander. with blackjack! and hookers!

  16. Re:Darn on Gravity Tractor Could Deflect Asteroids · · Score: 1

    That's just razzmatazz. Gravitons and graviolis are key

  17. Re:What "study"? on Study Suggests Music Industry Embrace Piracy · · Score: 1

    Sure, you can make statistics say whatever you want them to say

    forfty percent of all people know _that_...

  18. Re:'the only person he felt he could trust.' on SF Admin Gives Up Keys To Hijacked City Network · · Score: 1

    Why does no one come to my apartment to snuggle my cat?

  19. Re:Stop Playing Their Game on How To Deal With Internet Bullies? · · Score: 1

    Do I gotta provide my own knobs?

  20. Re:Obligatory Futurama quote on Global Warming Stopped By Adding Lime To Sea · · Score: 1

    Global whopper?

  21. Re:I for one... on Warning Future Generations About Nuclear Waste · · Score: 1

    Shit, with that type of lexicon, he has to be right. Sounds better than what I was going to write "Hot damn, what's we gon' do with all these nucular kajiggers?"

  22. Re:Few, many, Lots on Amazonian Tribe Has No Word To Express Numbers · · Score: 1

    How many hogs heads for one of those naked Amazonian tribal chicks?

    None, if you don't mind death by snu-snu

  23. Re:Too bad on Moon Rocks Still In Demand After Almost 40 Years · · Score: 1

    It involves a large femputer and a planet called Amazonia

  24. Re:To us... on The Scream Aliens Hear From the Earth · · Score: 1

    I, for one, welcome our alien overlords

  25. Don't you understand? on Bill Gates Reveals Secret of Microsoft's Success · · Score: 1

    Microsoft has people skills - it's good at dealing with people! What the hell is wrong with you, people??