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  1. "I'm looking for new heuristics for my rainbow tables"

  2. His argument doesn't even make any sense on Elon Musk: 'One In Billions' Chance We're Not Living In A Computer Simulation (vox.com) · · Score: 1

    Summarized: computers are getting better. Therefore, we are in a computer simulation.

  3. What exactly did this guy do wrong? Let's swap "bitcoin" with "money orders" just so we can sidestep that aspect of it. In what way is it his business what anyone does with the money order after he sells it?

  4. Stop adding stupid shit to the end of summaries on Massive Backlash Building Over Windows 10 Upgrades (fortune.com) · · Score: 1

    In a possibly-unrelated development, the Chinese military plans to send nuclear submarines into the Pacific Ocean.

    That's not cute. That's obnoxious. Cut that shit out.

  5. I prefer accelerometer based RNG on Tor To Use Distributed RNG To Generate Truly Random Numbers (softpedia.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    "Shake laptop to generate private key."

  6. Is there not enough happening in the world? on Microsoft Urged to Open Source Classic Visual Basic (i-programmer.info) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Since when does "someone posted on a forum begging for something" count as news?

  7. So I read both articles on Node.js Now Runs COBOL and FORTRAN (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No one says why this was done. I'm beginning to suspect the people who did it don't know why either.

  8. There has never been a single movie on Steam I wanted to watch. Sometimes they pop up in my discovery queue, and they always look like shit. I didn't even realize they were only rentals until I read some of the comments, because I never considered paying for them under any arrangement.

  9. Burns? on U.S. Goverment Shames Texting Drivers on Twitter (theverge.com) · · Score: -1, Troll

    More like a non-stop stream of whining. There doesn't seem to be a single burn on their feed. The only thing worse than shitty internet slang is old people who think they know how to use shitty internet slang.

  10. Thanks for doing the math for us on Hearing Aid Business Under Pressure From Consumer Electronics · · Score: 1

    Hearing aids cost an average of nearly $2,400 each, or close to $5,000 a pair

    Just in case we're deaf -and- retarded.

  11. That title gave me cancer on How San Francisco Hazed a Tech Bro (backchannel.com) · · Score: 1

    Can we stop pretending that anyone who writes like this should be taken seriously?

  12. I love the use of "your" in the headline. Really drives the righteous fury to a boiling point. It also puts softpedia on my blacklist permanently.

  13. On my first read of the headline, I mistook that hyphen for an em dash and thought, "What the fuck, guys?"

  14. We did it, guys! on More People On Earth Now Obese Than Underweight, Says Study (statnews.com) · · Score: 1

    We beat world hunger! We beat the over loving shit out of it.

  15. As opposed to? on Meet UbuntuBSD, UNIX For Human Beings · · Score: 1

    What's the target demographic for other distros, rabbits?

  16. Cut that shit out on Fast-Food CEO Invests In Machines Because Regulation Makes Them Cheaper Than Employees (yahoo.com) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Puzder doesn't believe in [the progressive idea of] raising the minimum wage.

    Square brackets are used to modify the original statement only when it would provide contextual accuracy, not when you want to add bias to a statement. If you add bias this way, I instantly think you're a moron, regardless of your views.

  17. I've always wanted a car that looked like a shriveled up ball sack, but I thought the demographic must have been too small.

  18. Safe! on How Common Is Your PIN? (datagenetics.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    Ha! 1337 didn't even make the list!

  19. This is when editors really need to step in on Kim To N. Korean Military: Be Ready To Use Nuclear Weapons At Any Time (reuters.com) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Says PolygamousRanchKid: "Oh, joy oh joy... I knew that 2016 was missing something: the threat of nuclear war!"

    We don't need this stupid bullshit in the summary. I'll read the comments if I want stupid bullshit.

  20. What the fuck is the point of that in the headline? Are we just shouting random words that have some vague connection to the article now?

  21. That's not how quotation marks work on FBI Gripes "We Can't Read Everyone's Secrets" (reuters.com) · · Score: 1

    You use quotation marks when you're quoting what someone said. When you do stupid shit like the summary title, you end up sounding like a child. Here, let me give you an example of why you can't just make shit up and put it between quotation marks:

    Rdukb gripes, "I'm so sad because I don't think I'll be able to be a big enough asshole today."

    Chances are pretty good (about 60/40) that the submitter never actually said that.

  22. Oh no! on Fine Brothers File For Trademark On Word "React" · · Score: 1

    Does this mean I can't use React JS anymore?

  23. Well now it's news! on NSA Hacker Chief Explains How To Keep Him Out of Your System (wired.com) · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was worried at first that this wasn't really news, but then I saw the summary said that people responded on Twitter, and now I know it's important.

  24. Dumbest shitpost ever on Why I'm a Defender of YouTube (vortex.com) · · Score: 1

    But hey, at least you got all that attention you were desperately seeking. I assume that's what the point of this "article" was, since there's clearly no other point. Also, most of the attention might have consisted of people telling you to fuck off, which you've certainly earned.

  25. You bitcoin groupies aren't even trying anymore on Is Blockchain the Most Important IT Invention of Our Age? (theguardian.com) · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Just accept that no one outside your horrible cult cares about bitcoin until it's time to mock you for another horrendous failure.