Thank you, experts, for informing us that the type of people targeted by a demand for a rather large amount of money are those with deep pockets. I thought they were hitting up low income housing for $210k just to be assholes.
Just say "DNA" when referring to your company, as though it was a living thing. People will see that, assume you're being a pretentious, ignorant twat, and immediately disregard everything else you have to say.
If it's from buzzfeed, it's trash. I'm very comfortable using an absolute here, because even if it's verifiable and posted on other sites, buzzfeed will find a way to fuck it all up.
I couldn't think of anything I gave less of a shit about when I heard that some group of retards was calling a cartoon frog that made funny faces racist, and then this bullshit came up. Can we just stop talking about them forever? They are not, have never, and will never have any meaningful impact on anything. Their ideas are stupid and pointless. Just forget they exist and they really will cease to exist.
A trojan that targeted Drupal sites on Linux servers last May that was incredibly simplistic and laughable in its attempt to install (and fail) web ransomware on compromised websites
Let's go ahead and fix that:
A trojan that targeted Drupal sites on Linux servers last May that was incredibly simplistic and laughable in its attempt (and failure) to install web ransomware on compromised websites
Before I said that BeauHD had apparently stopped being a retard who linked unrelated bullshit at the end of a summary, but apparently that's just not true.
Facebook is not the entire internet. Facebook is not even a significant percentage of the entire internet. It's also free to make up whatever the fuck it wants for rules. You're also free to choose whether or not to use it. Hell, you can use it and, brace yourselves now, also use other websites. I'll wait for your head to stop spinning.
I guess when the actual news content (and quite frankly, I think I'm being generous by even calling it that) is a paragraph at most, you have to fill your article with a bunch of bullshit.
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Thank you, experts, for informing us that the type of people targeted by a demand for a rather large amount of money are those with deep pockets. I thought they were hitting up low income housing for $210k just to be assholes.
Just say "DNA" when referring to your company, as though it was a living thing. People will see that, assume you're being a pretentious, ignorant twat, and immediately disregard everything else you have to say.
"Someone disagrees with my point of view. That means they're in denial."
Who gives a shit? That's not actually what the spacebar is supposed to do in the first place. Besides, we already have the page down key.
If it's from buzzfeed, it's trash. I'm very comfortable using an absolute here, because even if it's verifiable and posted on other sites, buzzfeed will find a way to fuck it all up.
I couldn't think of anything I gave less of a shit about when I heard that some group of retards was calling a cartoon frog that made funny faces racist, and then this bullshit came up. Can we just stop talking about them forever? They are not, have never, and will never have any meaningful impact on anything. Their ideas are stupid and pointless. Just forget they exist and they really will cease to exist.
BeauHD's machine learning algorithm fucked up.
Just like the last time it was reported, no, no it's not being flagged. Just stop it with this crap. It wasn't funny the first time.
"Click to enlarge"
*Clicks on image of heat map, causing a modal to pop up with a -smaller- image of the map.*
Come on, guys. This isn't rocket science.
Don't shoehorn the name of the website in at the end of the title. The way it's written, it looks like "Yonhap News Agency" is the name of the phone.
A trojan that targeted Drupal sites on Linux servers last May that was incredibly simplistic and laughable in its attempt to install (and fail) web ransomware on compromised websites
Let's go ahead and fix that:
A trojan that targeted Drupal sites on Linux servers last May that was incredibly simplistic and laughable in its attempt (and failure) to install web ransomware on compromised websites
Much better.
Trying to be cute with an article title appeals only to the lowest common denominator.
I've tried doing some research on this, and didn't come up with anything substantial. What is the practical purpose of a smart electrical socket?
...when will it start working?
Are you five years old? Use real words if you want to be taken seriously.
Before I said that BeauHD had apparently stopped being a retard who linked unrelated bullshit at the end of a summary, but apparently that's just not true.
When I saw BeauHD had posted this, I expected a link to some unrelated Apple bullshit at the end of the summary.
For a moment there, I thought he'd found a way to delete a post from any medium. That would have been a whole lot worse.
Facebook is not the entire internet. Facebook is not even a significant percentage of the entire internet. It's also free to make up whatever the fuck it wants for rules. You're also free to choose whether or not to use it. Hell, you can use it and, brace yourselves now, also use other websites. I'll wait for your head to stop spinning.
If your article has a cute title, I instantly lose respect for everyone involved. Be professional if you want to be taken seriously.
2 Million-Person Terror Database Leaked Online
Summary:
2.2 million records of people with suspected terrorist, organized crime, and corruption links
I'm going to go out on a limb and say there aren't really two million people with terrorist links in that database.
I guess when the actual news content (and quite frankly, I think I'm being generous by even calling it that) is a paragraph at most, you have to fill your article with a bunch of bullshit.
Usually when you guys post advertisements, you try to pretend it's news, but it seems like you've dropped all pretense on this one.
Someone used a phone! To make a call! Holy shit, you guys! I don't think you understand how important this is! Fuck off.
That's not even related to the article, except that they both have the word "password".