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  1. Re:The best trick on Ask Slashdot: Parental Content Control For Free OSs? · · Score: 2

    And you can easily tell who the self-righteous pricks are who think that just because they have a functioning reproductive system that they have some magical insight into raising children.

  2. Re:Kentucky on Fark's Drew Curtis Running For Governor of Kentucky · · Score: 3, Funny

    KY jelly.

  3. You wouldn't have a problem if you would on Ask Slashdot: Can a Felon Work In IT? · · Score: 0

    Stop breaking the law, ASSHOLE!

  4. She got caught, and now she's lying. Simple as that.

  5. Re:The arms race continues on BitHammer, the BitTorrent Banhammer · · Score: 1

    Next up in today's game of "Spot the Aspie!"...

    Well, I'm playing "Spot the Asshole" today, and it looks like I win!

  6. Re:Real-world conditions on Official MPG Figures Unrealistic, Says UK Auto Magazine · · Score: 2

    I'm a hypermiler.

    Stopped reading right there. It's assholes like you that make driving worse for everyone else.

  7. Re:Militia, then vs now on Retired SCOTUS Justice Wants To 'Fix' the Second Amendment · · Score: 1

    Uh, if I encounter a gang rape, I'm going in. I don't care if I'm outnumbered; there will be pain and fists and blood and at least *some* of them are going to be broken before me.

    I cannot fire bullets into that, it's too easy to hit the innocent I'm trying to protect. I can take a sword into that. I can take a cudgel into that, too. If they pull out guns, well.. one gun against six is about as good as one sword against six guns. I sort of accept that risk going in.

    I live in a place where this is common, but not mexican-border common. The threats are similar, but they are different: a cartel party is a well-armed, fairly well-trained, battle-hardened and murder-ready group, whereas your garden variety rapist or mugger is not. Garden variety mugger is going to think twice about being involved in a lethal situation where he may get executed (partially not applicable here: many of our high-crime folks are drug dealers and other such who are at risk of death by criminal activity more than by state execution, so state execution is the most minor risk and thus not a deterrent; but they are also not the ones likely to mug random people), mexican cartel drug mob folks have murdered and will murder again. Garden variety mugger you beat back with force; mexican drug cartel you go in with the full assumption that these people *will* murder you if they're not dead.

    Where I am, I don't need extraneous weapons. Fists work just fine, and any level of pressure really carries weight. I've been threatened by gangs, had multiple people crowding around me shouting and demanding money, and just brushed them off and walked; they are not prepared to follow through, and any amount of force is going to quickly drive these people away. When we get into hardened criminals, serial rapists, and organized crime, that ceases to work; I can inflict crippling injury faster with a cudgel, and I can inflict death faster with a blade or superior, and when they come in groups i will need to do one or the other with rapidity.

    So you can have your border state. I still think firearms are not a wholly appropriate self-defense weapon except in extreme cases (i.e. organized mob crime), and I think they carry a significant liability. I can see the comparative advantage when facing an intervention scenario with multiple adversaries, versus an ambush scenario where a firearm may quickly become a liability rather than an asset; depending on how you're going to handle an intervention scenario, either may be a valid choice to avoid bystander liability, but a cudgel quickly becomes less useful as you increase the need for quick lethality. Sword offers quick lethality in closed quarters, firearm offers quick lethality with range, cudgel is slow for cripple or kill.

    I simply can't control a firearm like a blade. At the moment I carry none because nothing I can carry provides an advantage: I can handle any situation likely to arise here WITH MY FISTS. If I was out in gangland and dealing with organized murder gangs, I would go for no less than a sword; at that point I have to accept lethality in self defense, and I probably can't reasonably deal with those people with my fists--or even if I can, I'm going to have to kill them with my fists anyway, so screw it, you get to meet three feet of steel.

    This has got to be one of the dumbest posts I've ever read here on slashdot.

  8. Re:Olive oil? on What Would French Fries Taste Like If You Made Them On Jupiter? · · Score: 1

    I would think olive oil a poor choice for making french fries. In general, olive oil has too low of a smoke point; it just doesn't get hot enough to fry things well. Maybe the increased pressure made a lower oil temp better? I was always taught to use olive oil as a flavoring on pastas, salads, bread, etc. but never for actual hot-oil-cooking.

    It is a poor choice. Best I've found that is readily available is peanut oil. Of course, if you can find it, you could use what McDonalds used to cook their fries in and use beef tallow.

  9. Re:How is it their fault? on Protesters Block Apple and Google Buses In California · · Score: 1

    I hate to make it sound like I'm pissing on the protesters, but how is it the fault of techies that house pricing is going up?

    Two words - tech bubble. Before the tech bubble burst, people were making money hand over fist. Due to this, housing prices soared. After the bubble burst, housing prices, of course, didn't come down.

  10. Re:Tempting? I Don't Have a TV... on Why You Shouldn't Buy a UHD 4K TV This Year · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    "While it's tempting to upgrade your flatscreen to the latest technology,

    I don't have a TV, and don't watch TV/movies other than through my faux-HD monitor.

    I understand not everyone is like me, and that's OK. But in my circle of friends, it's really common to not have a TV and not care. Is this the experience of others, too?

    Also, this whole 4K thing reeks of "we tried to sell 3D, failed, now trying desperately with the next thing..." But please reply if you're really into 4K, too...

    Oh, look. It's the obligatory "I don't even own a TV" asshole posts.

  11. Re:I have a land line, you insensitive clod on Your Phone Number Is Going To Get a Reputation Score · · Score: 1

    This trend toward requiring a mobile phone as the second factor for two-factor authentication is going to hurt people who use a land line instead of carrying a cell phone or for people like me who use a low-cost prepaid plan the way one used to use a payphone. Free web applications such as Facebook and Yahoo! aren't so free if you have to buy a cell phone and keep service active.

    Get a Google Voice number. You can send and receive SMS messages from the GV website.

  12. Re:Bullshit we won't notice on Redesigned Seats Let Airlines Squeeze In More Passengers · · Score: 1

    Yeah, and if you shove my seat forward, I'm going to slam it back into your knees even harder. You do not get to decide if I recline my seat or not, asshole.

  13. Re:Sure, it's good today on EU Committee Votes To Make All Smartphone Vendors Utilize a Standard Charger · · Score: 3, Insightful

    This gets +5 Insightful? Really? You're a damn clutz who manages to break things that I've never broken in my life.

    Maybe you should learn how to take care of you things better.

  14. Re:The map one was prickish. on Georgia Cop Issues 800 Tickets To Drivers Texting At Red Lights · · Score: 1

    What, so now the cop has to see which app on your tiny screen you were using when he saw you? If it's colored a certain way, it's OK, but if it's colored differently it's not OK? And if I am pulled over texting-while-driving, do I just need a double-click-the-button app to pop up the maps quick so I can tell the cop I was just using a map? I don't disagree with the cop tagging someone for using the map app in that way, because it would be impossible to enforce it any other way.

    However, I think a lot of driving laws are stupid "pre-crime" kinds of laws that should be revisited. Speeding, drunk driving, texting, etc., none of those actions actually causes harm. They only increase risks, such as the risk of increased injury in an accident due to higher speeds, or the risk of actually getting into an accident because you're distracted or intoxicated. But the only thing that actually causes harm is an actual accident. If you cause an accident that causes minor injury to another, you should get about five years in jail. If your accident seriously injures another person, you should get 10 years. If your accident takes another person's life, you go to jail for life. If those were the laws, and they were enforced, people might actually think before they try something stupid. That way each person would be responsible for their own actions at all times. If you're on an isolated country road, with no cars visible for miles in any direction, why not drive 120 MPH? If you're in a tight city street, with the potential for pedestrians to pop out in front of you from between parked vehicles, you're risking jail if you don't essentially crawl slowly through the neighborhood. You limit your own behavior because you're responsible for the consequences of your actions.

    Of course, that would require people to think and to take responsibility for themselves, two things that most people suck at.

    The next time you have a bright idea like this, just keep it to yourself, OK? I mean, really? Five years in jail for causing minor injury in what would likely be little more than a fender bender, is on a scale of 1-10, potato.

  15. Re:Android is not Linux ... on Ask Slashdot: Attracting Developers To Abandonware? · · Score: 1

    Damn, do you need a Mydol?

  16. Re:Why do people go to movie theaters? on The Average Movie Theater Has Hundreds of Screens · · Score: 1

    And you can go to the bathroom without missing that crucial plot twist...

    How old are all you people that you can't go 1.5 - 2 hours without having to go to the bathroom?

  17. Re:The theater is dead. on The Average Movie Theater Has Hundreds of Screens · · Score: 1

    $8 for a ticket. Where are you going? I might need to move there. Cheapest I've found for a non-matinee is $11.50 or $12. Hell even my hometown, a mid-size Midwestern city, clocks in with $10 per theater.

    You do know that not everyone lives on one of the coasts, right?

  18. Re:Wasted article on Dell's New X18: 5 Pounds, 18 Inches · · Score: 1

    Why is some mediocre product launch even news on Slashdot? Maybe I'm jaded on this, but it's not exactly new technology. Haven't tablet pc's running a Windows OS been around since windows XP was new? I can hear 2002 calling, they want their tablet back. I can't see anything remarkable about this. This is not news, this is advertising. What blows my mind is that some people post like they're excited about it. It makes me question giving up Slashdot altogether.

    Don't let the door hit you in the ass on the way out!

  19. Re:It's not Linux, it's the tablets and smartphone on Microsoft May Be Seeking Protection From Linux With Dell Loan · · Score: 2

    i get ~2 hourly BSODs.

    Then there is either something wrong with your computer, or your install of win7. I installed win7 on this computer just a couple of weeks after it came out, and it is still running perfectly on that same, years old install.

  20. Re:Demand More on As Music Streaming Grows, Royalties Slow To a Trickle · · Score: 1

    Re-read that. It said 0.42 cents per play. Less than half a penny.

  21. Re:Press Release Here on With 128GB, iPad Hits Surface Pro, Ultrabook Territory · · Score: 1, Troll

    Bullshit.

    Go on a trip for a week with kids. Want to watch movies/shows in high res? (~1GB/movie) x (# of people) x (# of movies) can quickly get to 64GB if you want to bring some selection.

    People were taking week long trips with their kids long before there were iPads. Perhaps you shouldn't be letting an electronic pacifier do your job as a parent?

  22. Re:Clip on 3D Printable Ammo Clip Skirts New Proposed Gun Laws · · Score: 1

    "Clip" is much faster to say than "magazine", hence when under fire people tend to shout "I'm down to my last clip".

    Because it's too hard to say "I'm down to my last mag"?

  23. Re:Dear America, on 2012 Set Record For Most Expensive Gas In US · · Score: 1

    How about you stop it, NIK282000. You should know damn well the main difference in price is the amount of tax paid per gallon/litre.

  24. Re:open WiFi? on Ask Slashdot: How Can I Protect My Android Devices From Hackers? · · Score: 2

    Because it's just so hard to add a widget to your homescreen that will turn your bluetooth on and off with just one touch. And as an added bonus, increased battery life. Is that so hard to understand?

  25. Wanting on Former Australian Cop Wants Jail For Internet Trolls · · Score: 1

    He can want in one hand and shit in the other, and see which fills up first.