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Redesigned Seats Let Airlines Squeeze In More Passengers

Hugh Pickens DOT Com writes "AP reports that U.S. airlines are taking out old, bulky seats in favor of so-called slimline models that take up less space from front to back, allowing for five or six more seats on each plane. This gives airlines two of their favorite things: more paying passengers, and a smaller fuel bill (the seats are slightly lighter). Whether the new seats are really closer together depends on how you measure. By the usual measure, called 'pitch,' the new ones are generally an inch closer together from front to back as measured at the armrest. The seats Southwest has put on nearly its entire fleet are 31 inches apart, about an inch less than before, allowing them to to add an extra row of six seats to each plane. International passengers are feeling crowded, too. As recently as 2010, most airlines buying Boeing's big 777 opted for nine seats across. Now it's 10 across on 70 percent of newly-built 777s, Boeing says. American's newest 777s are set up 10-across in coach, with slightly narrower seats than on its older 777s. Airlines say you won't notice. And the new seats are designed to minimize this problem. Airplane seats from 30 years ago looked like your grandmother's BarcaLounger, says Jami Counter, senior director at SeatGuru.com, which tracks airline seats and amenities. 'All that foam cushion and padding probably didn't add all that much comfort. All that's been taken out,' he said. 'You haven't really lost all that much if the airline does it right.'"

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  1. It not logical Captain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The saving made by the more fat Americans they squeeze in per square inch will be eaten up in increased fuel costs

    1. Re:It not logical Captain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Informative

      But don't you see? By making them smaller, fat Americans won't be able to fit to fly at all.

    2. Re:It not logical Captain by cjjjer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, more of them will need to buy two seats.

    3. Re:It not logical Captain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, they'll just take up half my seat while the airline expects me to suffer in silence.

    4. Re:It not logical Captain by rolfwind · · Score: 5, Funny

      The american airlines should just carry things to their logical conclusion, sedate everyone, and then stack them like firewood.

    5. Re:It not logical Captain by Mitchell314 · · Score: 1

      Which would lead to more ticket sales per plane. Per person carried the cost of fuel still goes down.

      Of course, there's only so far they can push it. FAA does impose regulations on seat arrangement and spacing.

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    6. Re:It not logical Captain by MightyYar · · Score: 5, Funny

      The armrest can keep the solid parts of them away from you, but you still need to fight off the gooey parts.

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    7. Re:It not logical Captain by nospam007 · · Score: 2

      "The american airlines should just carry things to their logical conclusion, sedate everyone, and then stack them like firewood."

      But with the new, thin beach chairs, you'll be able to feel the knees of the 12year old behind you much better, it will be like a massage.

    8. Re:It not logical Captain by Anrego · · Score: 2

      If they could do that without long (or short) term complications, I'd be all for sedated flying.

    9. Re:It not logical Captain by MitchDev · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "This gives airlines two of their favorite things: more paying passengers, and a smaller fuel bill (the seats are slightly lighter)."

      Exactly, the seats are negligible in weight compared to the passengers themselves. I bet the extra 5-6 passengers easily outweigh the "lighter seats" by 10-30 times. Especially when you add any luggage and/or carryons....

      All this will do is piss off more people and turn them off to flying unless absolutely necessary.

    10. Re:It not logical Captain by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      That is typically how I fly anyway. I usually stay up late the night before a flight so I can sleep on the plane and wake up at my destination. Flying these days is not an experience that I want to be awake for.

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    11. Re:It not logical Captain by Dishevel · · Score: 1
      I do not think you are correct.

      The 777 can carry up to 451 passengers. even if they only save 2 lbs per seat you are talking about 900 lbs.

      So the extra passengers can weigh more than the weight savings it is only by a few pounds. Not 10 - 30 times the weight.

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    12. Re:It not logical Captain by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      I actually had the middle seat between a couple's windows and isle seat. They chose those seats because they were both obese. When I went over to sit, both of their rolls of fat rendered the middle seat absolutely useless. Maybe enough room to fit a bag in. I was lucky that there was another seat that I could relocate too. But imagine a full flight where they had to shuffle people around or kicks someone off the flight.

        They should have paid for that third seat so no one else could be assigned to it.

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    13. Re:It not logical Captain by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 4, Insightful

      All this will do is piss off more people and turn them off to flying unless absolutely necessary.

      I doubt if most people will notice. When making flying decisions, most passengers care about three things:
      1. cost of the tickets
      2. fares
      3. ticket prices
      Discount airlines that have cut amenities to reduce costs, have thrived.
      Speaking for myself, I have a family to support, and renting a comfortable seat for a few hours is not a priority.
      If a thinner seat allows the airline to cut $20 off the price, that is fine with me.

    14. Re:It not logical Captain by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      6 passengers at an average 150 lbs = 900 lbs.
      More passengers means more safety gear (floatation devices, oxygen masks, bathroom capacity, etc) related costs too

    15. Re:It not logical Captain by Dishevel · · Score: 1

      Like I said. It can weigh more. But only by a little. You will not be finding another 9,000 to 27,000 lbs of safety gear. You original statement was a bit more than hyperbolic.

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    16. Re:It not logical Captain by berashith · · Score: 1

      i am 6'2" , my wife is just under 6' . We pay attention to the seat sizes.

      I actually nearly refuse to fly at all, but when i do it is because driving isnt an option. This usually means long distance, and $20 will never cover the cost of a week of pain from being wedged in tightly. I will look at the structure of seating for the airlines in general, the structure of the seats for the specific flight ( usually ) and try to figure out how often a different plane configuration is swapped in, as that changes your seat location and everything.

      If there are a few options, and one is a bit more expensive but offers the slight edge in comfort, then the choice will go with the better configuration.

    17. Re:It not logical Captain by gl4ss · · Score: 2

      fat americans aren't getting any taller so adding more rows was the answer.

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    18. Re:It not logical Captain by mythosaz · · Score: 2

      Any reasonably smart party of two will book the window and aisle hoping that the flight isn't at capacity and that the middle seat never fills.

      When you're a single traveler looking a the last dozen seats available on an airplane, you'll almost always pick an open window or aisle before choosing a middle seat.

      If their gamble is successful, they get three seats for the price of two.

      If their gamble is unsuccessful, they get what they paid for, and often end up sitting together anyway, because they'll just trade with the grateful soul who got "upgraded" out of the middle to the aisle or window.

      Also, some people are fat, yes.

    19. Re:It not logical Captain by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      Exactly, the seats are negligible in weight compared to the passengers themselves. I bet the extra 5-6 passengers easily outweigh the "lighter seats" by 10-30 times. Especially when you add any luggage and/or carryons....

      Oh SNAP!

      If only a smart guy like you worked for the airlines, and he could have figured out the average weight of a passenger with their luggage and figured this out in advance!

    20. Re:It not logical Captain by Plazmid · · Score: 1

      Given that the average body weight in the United States is 164 pounds and we have 6 passengers, we have an added weight of 984 pounds. Less than the 1200 pounds saved. This does not take into account the weight of luggage however.

      Now ideally one would have the passengers pay according to their weight at takeoff, but I'm sure many people would find this unacceptable.

      There is no such thing as negligible weight on an aircraft.

    21. Re:It not logical Captain by radarskiy · · Score: 1

      "If their gamble is unsuccessful, they get what they paid for, and often end up sitting together anyway, because they'll just trade with the grateful soul who got "upgraded" out of the middle to the aisle or window."

      Or they can turn out to be jackasses who won't move together and will talk over the top of you for the whole flight.

    22. Re:It not logical Captain by mikael · · Score: 1

      It's not just large-assed people that are the problem. Some body-builder type guy got assigned the middle seat chair in our aisle. The guys arms were so massive they were going over the chair armrests into the space of each person on either side. I end up being squashed into the window, the person on the other side ends up being squashed into the aisle and being jabbed by the food trolleys every time they go by.

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    23. Re:It not logical Captain by isorox · · Score: 1

      If they could do that without long (or short) term complications, I'd be all for sedated flying.

      That's a shame. I flew to Washington last monday, a da6y flight, about 8 hours.

      I put the seat into bed mode for the first couple of hours for a nap, then broke out the laptop. Managed to get 5 hours solid development done, with no distractions. First time for 4 months.

      Last nights flight home was a "sedated" flight. Couple of glasses of Tattinger before boarding, one while on the ground, then a quick glenfiddich for a nightcap before a solid 5 hours.

      Flying can be very productive.

    24. Re:It not logical Captain by isorox · · Score: 1

      All this will do is piss off more people and turn them off to flying unless absolutely necessary.

      I doubt if most people will notice. When making flying decisions, most passengers care about three things:
      1. cost of the tickets
      2. fares
      3. ticket prices
      Discount airlines that have cut amenities to reduce costs, have thrived.
      Speaking for myself, I have a family to support, and renting a comfortable seat for a few hours is not a priority.
      If a thinner seat allows the airline to cut $20 off the price, that is fine with me.

      It's a right shame. I care about
      1. schedule
      2. comfort
      3. price

      Although 1 and 2 can swap. Schedule is important when it's a small destination like Amman, with 2 flights a day. For somewhere like London to New York with buses every 40 minutes comfort is more important.

      When you spend 5% of your life in a plane (17 days a year), comfort, and minimising the time on the plane, become the priority.

    25. Re:It not logical Captain by nukenerd · · Score: 1
      berashith wrtoe :-

      I actually nearly refuse to fly at all, but when i do it is because driving isnt an option. This usually means long distance

      I might be asking a silly question here (from the UK), but don't they have trains where you live?

    26. Re:It not logical Captain by mythosaz · · Score: 0

      I'm sorry you don't want to sit in the middle seat between two fat guys, try booking before them next time.

      They're not under any obligation to move for the comfort of Johnny-book-lastly.

    27. Re:It not logical Captain by berashith · · Score: 1

      yes, kind of.

      The trains either dont get right to where you need to be, or they stop everywhere and take too long.

      My long distance issues that require a plane are either 1) cross an ocean , or 2) go 2000 miles by tomorrow.

      If I had an option of a decent length travel for vacation, with no schedule to drive me batty, I would love to take a comfortable train ride.

    28. Re:It not logical Captain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, but those arm rests can be moved. I was seated next to a severely obese woman once, and I think she had put the arm rest up. I really couldn't tell since it, like the right half of my body, were simply engulfed in the flood of gooey parts. I don't think anyone could have forced the armrest down if I was right about its location, because again, there was that gooey mass in the way.

      We didn't get blankets on that flight, so I guess it all worked out for the best.

    29. Re:It not logical Captain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree with you on my preferences, but in reality I fly 2ce for business for every personal trip I take. On the business trips, it is required that I take the cheapest airline at the cheapest time. Even if it costs the project an extra $1K and is extremely inconvenient/uncomfortable for me. Luckily I'm a small skinny guy; I once met a guy nearly 7 feet tall who still had to take the cheapest fare available and ride in whatever seats that put him in.

    30. Re:It not logical Captain by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Business trips are often booked in the last minute. Especially if you work in IT and have to make an emergency visit that justifies the trip. Anyways yes, flying is a shitty experience. If it's not the screaming kid kicking the seat behind you, it's the fatty taking up all the leg and elbow room.

      Fuck it! Just model after the stand-up roller coaster and be done with it.

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    31. Re:It not logical Captain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have an idea how you can help support your family even more than $20. Stop wasting money buying tickets to fly places.

    32. Re:It not logical Captain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? More bathroom capacity on a plane??? 2 toilets for 400 people is more than enough... Especially when they just served some bad food...

    33. Re:It not logical Captain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well... For tall people it's worth $100 extra on a 3+ hour flight to be able to move your legs.....

      Sure for short 1-1½ hour flights i don't mind it to be a little unconformable, but when you have long flights it's unbearable...

      The only reason i sometimes fly business-class is for the legroom, and maybe the power-outlet to be able to work on the plane... But that's about it... It would be so nice if more planes had enough economy-comfort seats available for everyone wanting one........

    34. Re:It not logical Captain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they could do that without long (or short) term complications, I'd be all for sedated flying.

      hell you could go through screening while sedated. you can't feel violated/humiliated if you're unconscious. it'll be almost like it never happened!

    35. Re:It not logical Captain by Thumper_SVX · · Score: 1

      I might be asking a silly question here (from the UK), but don't they have trains where you live?

      Not a silly question at all except if you've been to the US! Amtrak is the only real option here and the passenger rail plays second fiddle to the cargo rail 100% of the time. If you have a 3 mile long cargo train in front of you, you'll be going about the same speed. It also means the rails themselves are beaten to hell and back by the weight of the cargo trains.

      I have taken the Amtrak a few times and it's pretty bad. I grew up in the UK and I honestly never thought I'd miss British Rail quite that much...

    36. Re: It not logical Captain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amtrak is pretty bad compared to passenger rail in e.g. the UK, but it still beats the airlines.

    37. Re:It not logical Captain by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because the gap between "economy" and the next upgrade level is monstrous. Business and First class are simply unattainable for the average flyer, and so knowing you're stuck in economy, the only factor that you can optimize is the price.

      Generally the "comfort economy" is no more comfort than economy for the average person. Recline angle is way more important for me than extra inches of legroom, because the difference between almost-upright 10 degree recline in chinese planes and the 21-22 in other better airlines makes all the difference for me in terms of being able to actually get some sleep.

    38. Re:It not logical Captain by Mirar · · Score: 1

      Removing those armrests sounds like a good idea, then you can squeeze in more seats!

    39. Re:It not logical Captain by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Bench seats for the win!

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    40. Re:It not logical Captain by dacaldar · · Score: 1

      I doubt the average body weight in the US is only 164 pounds. Are you averaging all people, right down to babies?

      I think a better metric would be average body weight of a US adult. Or at least pick an age range that represents most flyers.

    41. Re:It not logical Captain by strikethree · · Score: 1

      If a thinner seat allows the airline to cut $20 off the price, that is fine with me.

      Well, yeah, but you actually have to be able to fit into the seat...

      I am a fairly big guy. I am not so tall but my shoulders are very broad. If I were in a middle seat, my shoulders would pass over the arm rests and into both neighboring seats. I am talking about my bone structure here so suggesting I go on a diet will NOT help. This is why I *always* get a window seat. I can usually lean against the side of the airplane and not take up someones space.

      Making the seating area smaller is only going to aggravate this. Not everyone is 175cm and 65 kilos. There are many regions around the world where this is considered small, not average.

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  2. Bullshit we won't notice by magic+maverick+ · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I recently flew on a rather old African owned plane (run by a state airline). It being my first experience with this style of airline (the only other African airline I'd flown was SAA, which is no better or worse than the average European airline), it was interesting. E.g. there was heaps of leg room! It was amazing compared to the other airlines I'd been flying. Economy class was actually comfortable for me, even without pushing the seatback back (which I never like doing if there is someone behind me, I think airlines should remove that option).

    On the newer planes though, I always have to get an aisle seat, otherwise I am uncomfortable the entire flight.

    Fuck the airlines.

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    1. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Bongo · · Score: 2

      Most memorable ride for me was on some kind of prop flying low in Zambia, to Lusaka. Lovely view of giraffes. Horrible, terrible turbulence. But great view. Don't recall any problem with seat space.

    2. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Durrik · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You might have the same problem I have. But I don't think I'll notice the change personally. I'm 6'4" tall (190cm) and I'm in pain if I don't get up from those seats at least every two hours and walk to the bathroom. I have a hard time getting into them now as it is, and usually I fly on short notice and I'm stuck in the middle. I'm quite sure that the airlines are having some sort of joke on the big guys, and see how many they can sit next to each other.

      The last time I flew internationally (10 hour flight from Seattle to Amsterdam) I got lucky and upgraded to 'comfort' class and the booking agent apologized that I was tuck in the bulkhead row. Stuck? Man that was comfortable I could stretch out. But she was able to do better on the way back, and got me a proper seat. That was painful, and cramped. I had to get the guy on the aisle to let me out 5 times, and each time I was moving like an old man (and I'm not that old).

      So I don't think I'll notice the loose of 1 little inch. My knees already run into the back of the seat in front of me. My shoulders already overflow onto the seats besides me. I might notice that my butt will be snug in the seats though.

      But if they're jamming more people onto the plane, are they increasing the overhead bin capacity? When I fly I always take a small roller bag for my clothes and a laptop bag. I usually get these stowed (roller bag up top and laptop bag under the seat in front of course) but its usually cramped, and people who come in late always seem to try to jam in on top of everything. Somehow I doubt it as that is passenger convenience, and some airlines (I'm looking at you American) are charging for every checked bag you have. They're currently offering the checked carry on for free, but that might change in the future.

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    3. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by TheRaven64 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      without pushing the seatback back (which I never like doing if there is someone behind me, I think airlines should remove that option)

      Why? If the person in front of me in a flight pushes their seat back, then it moves the bottom forward very slightly, so I get about half a centimetre of knee room, and it moves the (small) screen of the in-flight entertainment system closer to my eyes. The seats are designed not to be made more uncomfortable when the person in front of you leans back...

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    4. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Greyfox · · Score: 1, Interesting
      I haven't flown on a commercial airline in about a decade, but last time I did the International flights used to be a lot more comfortable than domestic ones. I was born in the 70s and flying back then seemed like more of a upscale and trendy thing to do. Since then it's gone to being more like being an an airborne Greyhound bus. If I have the time, I'd much rather drive or take a train. Trains are underrated -- sure they take a couple of days but they're a lot more comfortable than flying, you get to see the country from a much different angle and you meet all manner of interesting people.

      I do love to fly though, and have been averaging about one flight ever 2.6 days, skydiving down at the local municipal airport. A one-way ticket to 12000 feet is $28 there. Once you start hanging out at a municipal airport, general aviation starts looking a lot more feasible. There are several guys who fly biplanes there I wouldn't mind hitching a ride with, and several hot air balloon pilots around. Next year in June I'm going to start approaching pilots to see if I can find one who'd be willing to fly around for an hour or two at night on the 4th of July, so I and a few friends can watch the fireworks from the air. If the dropzone were willing to fly their big purple otter that night, we could easily get 6-8 people around the open door, one in the co-pilot's seat and maybe one more standing between the pilot and co-pilot. That'd be enough that the cost of running the thing would be reasonable. So yeah, fuck the airlines, but if you enjoy flying general aviation is still pretty fun.

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    5. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by intermodal · · Score: 2

      The main problem I see is that the airlines factor in only butts, and forget that passengers also have arms. A flight I was on a couple years ago had me in an aisle seat on a 3-3 narrowbody, and I had to spend the entire flight uncomfortably leaning into the aisle due to a broad-shouldered neighbour. Thankfully, it was only a two-hour hop, and the next flight was less full.

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    6. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by blackm0k · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I do not share this experience. Typically, when the seat in front of me is pushed back, it collides with my knee-caps, sometimes in a fairly painful manner. After that the flight becomes a few hours of my legs being restricted to one fairly uncomfortable position.

    7. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by SillyBrit · · Score: 2

      I've flown on some lightweight seats with Lufthansa on a short haul flight recently. Even on a 2 hour flight, they were the most uncomfortable airline seats I've ever sat in. The seats were very thin, padding was practically non existent & the experience was more like being sat in a waiting room chair. If I knew the seats when I booked then it would influence my choice of airline. So, think we won't notice? I'm not so sure.

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    8. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by smpoole7 · · Score: 1

      > If the person in front of me in a flight pushes their seat back ...

      You get an extra inch, and you also win one (1) free head right in front of your face. If you're lucky, this person doesn't wear overpowering cologne or use some kind of hair gel that makes your eyes water. Or have a high-voltage hairdo that tickles your nose.

      What I love, when a plane gets full, is that the rear of the plane tends to "drag down" a bit. SO, when you go to the lavatory, you get to run downhill on the way, then climb uphill on the way back.

      Ah, modern technology. :)

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    9. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Big+Hairy+Ian · · Score: 2

      I'd be interested to know what impact this new seat design will have on the incidence of DVT's

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    10. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How tall are you?

      I only ask because as a 6'4" person, not being able to recline my seat means there are zero viable options for anything remotely approaching a comfortable sleeping position since the seat back in no way supports my head and neck unless it's reclined. So far in my experience, everyone who's advocated non-reclining seats has been 6' or under.

    11. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by dj245 · · Score: 1

      without pushing the seatback back (which I never like doing if there is someone behind me, I think airlines should remove that option)

      Why? If the person in front of me in a flight pushes their seat back, then it moves the bottom forward very slightly, so I get about half a centimetre of knee room, and it moves the (small) screen of the in-flight entertainment system closer to my eyes. The seats are designed not to be made more uncomfortable when the person in front of you leans back...

      This depends on the plane. Newer Airbus designs do this quite well (the 330? but not the 320/319), sliding the entire bottom portion of the seat forward. Generally Boeing intrudes the seat back into the person behind's space (not sure about the 787 though), and the seatback TV, if one exists, becomes quite difficult to view, even if it is the tilting kind. Regional jets (CRJ, ERJ) are similar to Boeing. It can be done well but it usually is not.

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    12. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by drinkypoo · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I'm 6'7". I do my best not to fly (don't really want to be sexually abused) but when I have to, I am fucking miserable. Most airlines seem to now only give you preferred seating if you're part of some kind of high-mileage club, so I usually don't get to pick the bulkhead. I'll regularly see short people seated there but they never seem to want to swap me; the people with the seat they don't need and the airline employees are both assholes. It doesn't just impact me; my knees are firmly against the seat before me, which cannot be reclined. If the person tries I will shove the seat forward, and hard; if you don't look before you recline, you're an asshole. And if they look back at me for more than the half-second it should take to figure out that I don't fit in the seat, then I look them right in the eye and explain that they don't get to recline their seat, and please stop looking back here.

      Americans are getting bigger; not just fatter but taller. But they're reducing the available room on the planes. It doesn't take a genius to figure out that this is bullshit.

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    13. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Joce640k · · Score: 4, Informative

      I do not share this experience. Typically, when the seat in front of me is pushed back, it collides with my knee-caps, sometimes in a fairly painful manner.

      http://www.gadgetduck.com/goods/kneedefender.html

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    14. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      "it was interesting. E.g. there was heaps of leg room!"

      That was no legroom, that was a hole in the floor.

    15. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Joce640k · · Score: 2

      ...you also win one (1) free head right in front of your face. Ah, modern technology. :)

      Pro tip: Aim your air vent right at their head when they do that. It annoys the hell out of them.

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    16. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by magic+maverick+ · · Score: 1

      Some of us try and use laptops on flights. And the lose of space when the seat in front reclines is significant for me for that purpose. Moreover, even trying to eat the provided meals is harder when the seat in front is reclined. The seats maybe meant not to be uncomfortable when reclined, but if I am trying to do anything with the tray, it's a pain in the neck.

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    17. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, when someone in front of me pushes their seat pack, it collides painfully with my knees ... and they usually do it several times just in case my knees have been removed. At least as annoying, it becomes difficult to read even a standard sized paperback book, much less a magazine.

      I did have good luck on one flight where the only way to read a paperback was to place it on the seatback that was reclined in my face ... when the guy looked up to see that we were practically kissing, he did get the hint.

    18. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [...] even without pushing the seatback back (which I never like doing if there is someone behind me[...]

      Thank you!

      I think airlines should remove that option

      Hear hear!

    19. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by rickett81 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I'm 200cm tall.
      On a flight from the US to Brazil, I was stuck in the back of the plane and my legs physically wouldn't fit in the seat. The flight attendant told me that I would have to get my legs in there or the flight couldn't take off. I had her call another flight attendant over and then I said "I will get in here, but something is going to break. It will be the seat in front, my seat, or my legs."
      I then jammed myself into the seat which broke the rivets/screws of the seat in front of me which slammed the seat forward (with someone in it) making the seat unusable. I foresee this happening again and more often if the airlines continue this stuff.

    20. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      For me the issue is side to side room. Not because I'm fat, but because my shoulders are wider than an economy class seat. That, and that seems to be true of nearly every single man. The result is that if you're in a row of men of a similar height and build, then you literally can not fit in the seats all sat up, because that would require breaking bones.

    21. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by epine · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I'm 6'7". I do my best not to fly (don't really want to be sexually abused) but when I have to, I am fucking miserable.

      Yeah, tell me about it. I'm 6'4" (plus a 1/2" extra in the morning) but I have an especially long torso, so we'd probably be eye to eye sitting down. I don't know about you, but the seat in front of me prevents me from slouching the least bit, when I lean my head back on the head rest, my gaze is vertical. It's pretty close to a 90 degree bend, which I try out just for shits and giggles, while other people find ways to sleep.

      Pro tip for tall fliers: the foam cushion usually rips off the aluminum seat frame (Velcro). If your ass can handle sitting on the hard, cold metal you might manage enough of a head rest to get a half hour snooze in the mid-flight red-eye hour of total desperation. I've done this many times.

      I got stuck on the apron at Schiphol once while they replaced a starter motor. The middle-aged Germanic woman beside me had tree-trunk thighs, clad in tight black neoprene. Our thighs met in a thermonuclear embrace on my side of the arm rest for our entire stay on the apron, plus the return flight to Montreal.

      At this point, the airlines can go fuck themselves. I'd rather not leave the ground.

    22. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      Once you start hanging out at a municipal airport, general aviation starts looking a lot more feasible

      If you have deep enough pockets to fly transcontinental (or intercontinental) via private plane then just buy a business class ticket on a commercial flight instead. You'll get free bags, move to the front of the queue at security, board first, get a comfortable seat, legroom, free meals and still money over flying privately..

    23. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by AmiMoJo · · Score: 0

      Denying the person in front some sleep just so you are more comfortable is wrong. The seats are designed to recline, everyone knows that when booking. If you don't like it vote with your wallet, don't be passive aggressive or pass your problem on to the unlucky person in front.

      I'm "only" about 180cm but I usually try to fly with JAL because their economy class seats have about 10cm extra legroom compared to the standard.

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    24. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by kwbauer · · Score: 1

      epine has got to be making that Schiphol incident up and he didn't do a very good job. Everyone knows that only Americans are overweight/oversized.

    25. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by kwbauer · · Score: 1

      Don't believe me. Then you will have to believe Joce640k below.

    26. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by magic+maverick+ · · Score: 1

      I always make sure to move around enough. Not that I'm as tall as you.

      And I hear you on the cabin baggage thing! Air France (who I've flown most in recent years) doesn't seem to bother enforcing their limits. So there are people cramming two or even three big bags into the overheard bins.

      And business class... Oh, even if it's a crap airline, it's still better than economy class on the average airline... Except that I can't justify the cost...

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    27. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      "I've flown on some lightweight seats with Lufthansa on a short haul flight recently. Even on a 2 hour flight, they were the most uncomfortable airline seats I've ever sat in. "

      As the legroom goes, they will begin charging 20-60€ for the extra legroom on the seats where the emergency exists are.
      (german link)
      http://www.sueddeutsche.de/reise/lufthansa-preise-mehr-beinfreiheit-fuer-euro-1.1798063

    28. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 3, Interesting

      If a flight attendant sees you using a Knee Defender, you will be required to remove it and it will be confiscated.

    29. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by MightyYar · · Score: 0

      I have to admit a certain selfishness here. Like Durrik, the commenter above, I am tall and my knees dig into the seat in front of me on certain planes. At the right portion of the flight, I purposely keep my knees pressed hard against the seat so that it won't recline. They try for a few seconds and then give up once they figure it must be broken (or that I'm being a jerk). If I'm lucky, they won't try again for the rest of the flight.

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    30. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

      This depends on the plane

      It has nothing to do with the plane. The seats are not made by Airbus or Boeing directly. They're made by other companies and then fitted to the aircraft based on what the airline has ordered. For example -

      http://www.recaro-as.com/

    31. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Denying the person in front some sleep just so you are more comfortable is wrong.

      Yup. Oh, well.

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    32. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Denying the person in front some sleep just so you are more comfortable is wrong.

      Did they pay for a bed...?

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    33. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I hate seating on the aisle. My broad shoulders stick out and are frequently hit by passing food carts. And thanks to squeezing in more seats, my knees now dig into the seat in front of me. I've lost over 50 pounds but my legs are still long and my shoulders are still broad.

    34. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      Jeez. This. First Class / Business Class / Whatever they call it in your neck of the woods solves lots of the annoying problems of modern aircraft flight. You just pay for it. At the very least, I would suggest that you pretend to sign up for first class, look at the price, then book economy and gloat over how much you've saved.

      It makes those hours in purgatory go buy faster. Such a deal.

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    35. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The seats don't recline to make much of a difference for sleep. If you can sleep reclined, you can sleep upright. I would also argue that at your height, you have no idea what it means to have a seat reclined into your lap. Once you hit the critical limit of 190 and over, your knees physically touch the seat in front of you, even if both are upright. Someone reclining their seat can result in a very sudden impact on your kneecaps. So I do appreciate it when people at least carefully recline their seat and don't kneecap me.

      People like you, on the other hand.... a pox on you for not thinking about the ramifications of your actions.

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    36. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They certainly payed for a reclining seat.

    37. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      There aren't many private planes that can fly transcontinentally, and not that many more that can fly intercontinentally without stopping for fuel. You have to have a fairly large jetliner to fly that distance without refueling; a typical private jet (Learjet sized) can't do it.

    38. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Denying the person in front some sleep just so you are more comfortable is wrong

      Humans are quite capable of sleeping whilst sitting upright. I do it on all long-haul flights: I never recline my seat, because it is selfish and rude.

    39. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a tall person, I've NEVER experienced this magical "moves the bottom forward" concept you're positing, and I fly many many times a year.

      You may imagine that's how the seats hinge, but they don't.

    40. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by JaredOfEuropa · · Score: 1

      They are mentioning narrower seats as well, which sucks. I'm of average build but I already feel rather crowded in economy seats; I'd happily pay a bit extra for wider economy seating with the same shitty leg room (which is rarely an issue for me). Having more seats per row sucks as well; on longer flights it means climbing over 2 persons rather than 1 if you want to get out (or getting humped by 2 persons rather than 1 if you pick the aisle seat).

      Proper premium economy seating for me would be: wide enough so you're not constantly jostling elbows with your neighbour, max 2 seats abreast at the windows and 3 in the middle, and enough legroom to comfortably step over your neighbour in case you want to get up. I'd pay 50% on top of the fare for that. Oh, and I don't give a crap about priority boarding, having a separate cabin, more entertainment options or free booze.

      Most airlines offering premium economy give you a few inches extra legroom and nothing else, which I've never found worth the extra ticket price. In most cases you are better off booking early and reserving an exit seat, which is often possible for a slight markup. On a KLM flight I once gave up an exit seat for an economy-plus seat and found the latter to be worse.

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    41. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by jeffmflanagan · · Score: 1

      Always spend the money to upgrade to a seat with extra leg-room. It makes flights so much better for a tall person.

    42. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by thegarbz · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Fuck the airlines.

      Interesting view given that flights seem to get cheaper every year.

      You can still get the same leg room you had 20 years ago, you just have to pay the same price you did 20 years ago and fly business class or better.

      I mean shit man I can get to the other side of the world in a day, cheaply, or on short notice! Don't fuck the airlines, praise the airlines.

    43. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by idontgno · · Score: 4, Funny

      Your sleep. My health.

      Hmm. How to decide?

      Hey, interesting fact. You leaning your seat back towards me in the row behind you puts your vulnerable throat closer to my hands.

      Sleep tight!

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    44. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by DrXym · · Score: 1

      If the seats recline then people should be entitled to use them. I personally can sleep better in a reclined seat although the quality of sleep still sucks.

    45. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by locopuyo · · Score: 1

      The distance between seats isn't changing, just the thickness of the seats.

    46. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      > Denying the person in front some sleep just so you are more comfortable is wrong.

      No it isn't. They are trying to take more than their fair share. The fact that the airline essentially defrauded them is not really my problem.

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    47. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You may have to remove it - but they cannot take it from you. They are not illegal and the airline cannot force you to remand to them something that does not belong to them. This isn't the 5th grade and we're not children. If they try to take something that belongs to me then that is called "theft".

    48. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Always spend the money to upgrade to a seat with extra leg-room. It makes flights so much better for a tall person.

      My company won't spring for a higher class seat. And I can't afford to pay for the upgrade due to the ridiculously high cost of airline travel.

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    49. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My knees already run into the back of the seat in front of me.

      The most reasonable measure of airplane seating would be a tuple: the distance from the seat to the seat back in front - the latter in both in upright and reclined mode.

      I'm an inch shorter than you, and frankly I'd rather sit on a metal chair with no cushioning and humanitarian leg room than a cushioned seat with no leg room.

      Heaven forbid there's ever an accident - tall people will probably wind up with fractured femurs or hips or both. No safety specs on that?

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    50. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, in an ideal world, the airlines would make the seat distance large enough that the seats can be reclined without problems. Of course, we don't live in an ideal world.

    51. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they paid for a reclining seat, as did the customer in front of them. If you want more leg room you can pay for business or 1rst class.
      If you don't like the price premium for your leg room, talk to the airline rather than harass other customers.

    52. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by jittles · · Score: 1

      If the seats recline then people should be entitled to use them. I personally can sleep better in a reclined seat although the quality of sleep still sucks.

      Hopefully you don't slam your seat back like some people do. As mentioned by others, my knees already hit the seat whether you recline or not. You're unlikely to be able to recline all the way back with me behind you regardless, as my knees with either break or stop the seat. Some people slam their seats back so hard you practically jump onto their laps in pain. In fact, the only reason you don't end up in their laps is their seat kindly (safety first, right?) keeps you from exiting your own.

    53. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I'm 6'2 and I never recline the seat. Reclining the seat would do nothing more for neck and head support. It just makes the angle that your head dangles off the end more severe. Instead of reclining, I just try to jam my legs in under the seat in front of me and try to slide lower down in the chair. It is very painful on the legs and bad on the circulation. I actually have had the pins and needles sensation (in America, we say the body part has fallen asleep) in my crotch, which is the last place you would expect to have circulation issues.
      Basically, I think the airlines hate it when people fly on them and they are doing everything possible to discourage people from flying.

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    54. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Denying the person in front some sleep just so you are more comfortable is wrong. The seats are designed to recline, everyone knows that when booking. If you don't like it vote with your wallet, don't be passive aggressive or pass your problem on to the unlucky person in front.

      It may be wrong. But I will do it anyway. The worse, the better. Misery loves company. Whatever. I am passive aggressive and will probably always be despite requests to stop -- that's how it works, after all. All's fair.

    55. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by ericcc65 · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I'm 6'5" and sometimes I have to travel for work. I would have to pay for the difference for first class, which is obscenely more money than I can spend on flying. I usually can barely get by in seats, most of my height is in my torso and neck. When the person in front of me reclines their seats I go from having an inch of legroom to a searing pain in my kneecaps from the collision. After that I can't have my knees bent, I have to stick my legs in the aisle or try to straighten them below the seat in front of me.

    56. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Interesting view given that flights seem to get cheaper every year.

      How do you reconcile that with the fact that flights get more expensive every year? I just ran a flight from where I live to Chicago, which 20 years ago was $100. Today is is $300. That is not cheaper, even if you factor in inflation. Oh, and $100 was all inclusive back then. Now, $300 doesn't include luggage or a meal, or legroom.

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    57. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Americans have their seat padding built-in and carry it around with them.

      Ha ha. Americans are fat. You could be replaced by a shell script.

    58. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I carry some rubber bands or some small zip ties and roll up the inflight magazine into a tube secure it with zipties and jamb it in between the armrest and the seat in front of you. It can prevent the seat from reclining.

    59. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Mordok-DestroyerOfWo · · Score: 1

      If it makes you feel any better, I'm only 6'1" and regularly volunteer to trade seats with taller folk if I see them in a tight spot.

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    60. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by bitt3n · · Score: 0

      I'm 6'4" tall (190cm) and I'm in pain if I don't get up from those seats at least every two hours and walk to the bathroom.

      I find it puzzling that feminists don't take up this issue. Surely the principle of equality between the sexes would support seats with more legroom for people 5'10" and above. After all, equalizing bathroom sizes based on need gets quite a bit of press. What better way than to promote the issue of space parity for feminists to demonstrate they are interested in promoting equal rights for all, and to disarm critics who profess otherwise?

    61. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by bored · · Score: 1

      As another person that is in the 2 STD deviations height category, I 100% agree with everything you say.

      What I have found is that some airlines are much more receptive to helping out tall guys. Mostly the ones that don't use bulkhead and exit row as perks for their frequent flyers. Avoid airlines that think making a small portion of the population happy is more important than good customer service.

      Secondly, I gift you

      http://www.seatguru.com/charts/shorthaul_economy.php

    62. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Tyler+Eaves · · Score: 1

      Sure they can. They ask you to give it to them, if you refuse your're disobeying an order from the flight crew.

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    63. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by nightsky30 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Lovely view of giraffes. Horrible, terrible turbulence.

      Are they ok? How many did you hit?

    64. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      ...you also win one (1) free head right in front of your face. Ah, modern technology. :)

      Pro tip: Aim your air vent right at their head when they do that. It annoys the hell out of them.

      That's a "cool" idea, if I may make a little pun there. And it's all within your rights, since the vent is designed to be directed that way.

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    65. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is one person's comfort a priority over other's? I don't understand why you believe there's some "right" to recline.

    66. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      I fly on short notice and I'm stuck in the middle.

      This is a problem that is just crying out for a simple free market solution: Just charge slightly less for middle seats, and slightly more for aisle/window seats. Why don't the airlines do this?

    67. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by bored · · Score: 1

      BTW: Another tip, is get to the gate early, and talk to anyone that can print boarding passes. Sometimes the $%!@ at check in won't be willing to help but the gate agent will, etc.. Not sure how much this helps anymore with all the electronic seat selection going on.

      Back before my rage at the airlines and TSA made me basically give up flying, I would almost exclusively fly southwest. That is because back in the late 90's and early 20ks they would give me preboard passes almost 100% of the time (back when preboarding was only for people in wheelchairs and small children, and neither of those groups can sit in the exit row). With either the preboard, or being the first person standing in the A group, it was almost guaranteed that I could get an exit row seat. Last time I few SW (probably 8 years ago at this point) they had totally fscked up that game due to all the boarding changes they were making.

    68. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by snsh · · Score: 0

      Following any story about about airline seats, you always have comments from people "complaining" about how it sucks to be tall. Cry me a river.

    69. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by bored · · Score: 1

      Guilty of that one too, although I don't have to try to keep them hard pressed into the seat in front.

      Some of the seats don't seem to have any hard material between the front/back in the middle either, so sometimes the seat actually reclines and the person in front gets a knee squarely in their back. That tends to learn them too.

    70. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Virtucon · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I live for those kinds of flights because I usually wind up with my nose and mouth about 12 inches from the back of their head. It's amazing what a couple of sneezes will do to correct the problem. Then when I eventually have to trek to that porta-potty in the sky, I make it a point to use the back of their chair as support for getting up, sitting down and moving out into the aisle.

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    71. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Denying the person in front some sleep just so you are more comfortable is wrong.

      Did they pay for a bed...?

      People can only sleep in beds? They paid for a seat which reclines, and you paid for the seat behind it. Cheaper back row seats were available for them, and more expensive first class seats were available for you. Recline-limiting devices are simply a way to steal space from the meek after the deal has been made.

      Since you're tall, save some of your statistically higher earnings to buy a seat which fits you.

    72. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by AmiMoJo · · Score: 0

      The seats don't recline to make much of a difference for sleep. If you can sleep reclined, you can sleep upright.

      If only that were true. I'm not a very deep sleeper and have arthritis anyway, so sleeping sat upright is basically impossible. It even just feels weird, probably due to a lifetime of bias accumulated by sleeping laid flat.

      Once you hit the critical limit of 190 and over, your knees physically touch the seat in front of you, even if both are upright.

      Okay, but you know that and yet you still expect to book a ticket you know isn't suitable for you and then take some of my comfort away to enhance your own. When my arthritis gets bad I pay for an upgrade or make sure I fly JAL, I don't force other people to make way for me.

      Someone reclining their seat can result in a very sudden impact on your kneecaps. So I do appreciate it when people at least carefully recline their seat and don't kneecap me.

      That's perfectly fine, just ask politely. No need to sabotage the person in front's chair.

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    73. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Grizzley9 · · Score: 1

      I do not share this experience. Typically, when the seat in front of me is pushed back, it collides with my knee-caps, sometimes in a fairly painful manner.

      http://www.gadgetduck.com/goods/kneedefender.html

      Oh boy, here we go on this thread again...

    74. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Cimexus · · Score: 2

      I've noticed that most seats on North American airlines don't do this. The back just leans back and ... that's it. But OP isn't making it up. On most planes in other places, this is in fact how it works. When you recline your seat, the back leans back, but the bottom moves (horizontally) forward at the same time. It's a reasonably substantial movement too - you can feel it move underneath you, much like if you've used slid your car seat forward an inch or two. It changes the shape of the space available to the person behind, but it ends up being around the same amount of physical space (though they may have to keep their legs down a bit flatter.

      Almost every flight I've taken in Asia and Australia has seats that do this. But having recently moved to the US (and I fly thousands of miles a week for work), now that you mention it, I think you're right. The seats here don't seem to work that way. But I didn't really notice/realised it until I saw this post.

    75. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by unixcorn · · Score: 1

      I disagree with that assessment. I have a long torso and shorter legs. I am big as well. When the seat in front of me is reclined, the back of their seat hits my knees and their hair is directly in front of my face. It's fairly disgusting to have to look at the top of one's head for an entire flight and especially gross when they smell.

    76. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      Seconded.

      Purely in the interest of equality there should be a Man class with more legroom.

      All in favor say aye.

    77. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the seats recline then people should be entitled to use them. I personally can sleep better in a reclined seat although the quality of sleep still sucks.

      The airline puts a pouch in the back of your seat. I should be entitled to take things in an out every few minutes and jostle your seat so that you can't sleep while I do that. See, being an asshole, just because you can is still being an asshole. You're not entitled to be one. You just are.

    78. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      Not for all seats, but the short answer is they already do.

      Major airlines? Book at flight on USAir. Go to the map to select a seat. Notice that about half the map has a small premium charge.

      Budget airlines? Book at flight on Spirit Air (if you dare). Every last option is a la carte - seat choice, bags, your soda, everything.

    79. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      In an ideal world, they'd balance their needs to run a cost efficient business with your desire to use their service and they'd end up with the sort of seats they have now.

    80. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Salgat · · Score: 1

      I hope you realize that prices were far higher back in the "golden years" of flying where you paid for what you got, including all that extra space.

    81. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Pokey.Clyde · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and if you shove my seat forward, I'm going to slam it back into your knees even harder. You do not get to decide if I recline my seat or not, asshole.

    82. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're assuming a gadget like that would make a difference for folks as tall as me. I'm firmly wedged into "comfort" seats as is, let alone the torture seats they call economy. The seats also sit too low so my knees stick up into the area where the foldout often is supposed to go.

      When some self-entitled fuckwit decides to recline their chair, it shoots pain through my legs as if I were being injected with molten metal throughout my veins... such pain that given the chance I would likely have no remorse after slitting some throats and pissing on the corpses. Occasionally people are nice enough to recognize they're fuckwits and promptly let off. However there's plenty that simply ignore my pleas to relent. The sorry part is that when I ask an attendant to intervene they're bound by midget-loving fuckwit policy and can't do anything if the the other passenger refuses to upright their seat. On three separate occasions, by three separate airlines I no longer fly with, I have now been asked to simply get off the plane and board a later flight with not even a slim penny of compensation for my inconvenience.

    83. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      How do you reconcile that with the fact that flights get more expensive every year?

      Well, I don't, since you're completely wrong.

      http://www.theatlantic.com/business/archive/2013/02/how-airline-ticket-prices-fell-50-in-30-years-and-why-nobody-noticed/273506/

    84. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Solandri · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The summary doesn't make it clear, but while the seats are getting closer, your legroom is remaining the same because the reduced inch is coming out of the seat's thickness. What's more worrying is the switch to narrower seats. 10-abreast seating in 777s was the normal configuration in Asia, where people tend to have narrower waists (there was an uproar at the 1988 Seoul Olympics because some of the stadium seating was too narrow for Western behinds).

      If you want more legroom and the bulkhead seating is taken, arrive for your flight early and ask to be moved to an emergency exit row. In the U.S. at least, the airlines are not allowed to assign people to this row until the agent can visually confirm that the person is fit and capable of opening and lifting the emergency exit door (weighs about 35-50 lbs). The seats don't recline, but you'll get tons of legroom as they're spaced far enough apart to make an aisle for people to exit the aircraft through.

    85. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [quote]I'll regularly see short people seated there but they never seem to want to swap me; the people with the seat they don't need and the airline employees are both assholes. [/quote]
      Are you flying with airlines that allow you to pay more for seats with more legroom? If so, why would you expect someone to give you for free something that you had the opportunity to buy?

    86. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > So I don't think I'll notice the loose of 1 little inch.

      Why do you claim that 1 inch is not tight? What in the hell are you claiming? You are simply just irrationally bashing airlines without making any damn sense.

    87. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Many business flyers's wallets are restricted by company policy. Most businesses aren't going to shell out a shitload of extra money for comfort. On top of that, they often limit airline selection for simiilar reasons.

      All that aside, your initial moral assertion is nothing more than self-centered tripe. Blatant willingness to inflict prolonged physical pain that in many countries would constitute torture just to get a little additional comfort when trying to get some shut eye is fucking batshit sociopathic insanity.

    88. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your comparison is invalid.

      Doing that every few minutes = being an asshole.
      Reclining and then staying in that position in order to sleep = traveling economy class the way it's intended.
      Reclining, raising, reclining... your seat every few minutes = being an asshole.

      And then there's the fact that if whoever sits in front of you reclines, it might not be because they really chose to do it but because whoever sits in front of them decided to. Or do you think the person in front of you is an asshole worthy of you disturbing them every few minutes just because they don't sacrifice their own comfort completely for others by both having a reclined seat in front of them AND sitting upright themselves?

      Besides, if you really, really hate it when somebody reclines their seat you don't need to pay 10x more to fly business. The cheapest option is to pay a little extra for an exit row seat or some more for premium economy. On many airlines the premium economy seats have a reclining mechanism which works without affecting the seat behind at all. It instead moves the bottom of the seat forward so when you recline, all you're doing is reducing your own legroom (and in premium economy you usually have a little more, which is why it's possible in the first place).

    89. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then fly business or first class, asshole. The person in front of you paid for a reclining seat, you don't get to decide if they get it or not.

    90. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by DrXym · · Score: 0

      A completely bogus comparison. Reclining a seat is not "being an asshole". Jostling the seat *is* being an asshole.

    91. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Theaetetus · · Score: 1

      If a flight attendant sees you using a Knee Defender, you will be required to remove it and it will be confiscated.

      They can't see it, considering my knees block the view.

    92. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They do - Ryanair does that - you pay more to get extra "legroom" plus window seats. Aisle seats have the disadvantage of having to get up and out of the way if the people in the other two seats want to go somewhere. Then there is always the risk of one of the cabin crew spilling boiling hot coffee all over you.

    93. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by TangoMargarine · · Score: 1

      And?

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    94. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by cnaumann · · Score: 1

      I am 6' 7". I don't worry about the person in front of me leaning their seat back because it is physically impossible to do so since my knees are jammed hard against the back of their seat. I do not believe that it would be physically possible from me to fit into a seat on a 31" pitch. I would be more comfortable standing, only I cannot stand up right on most planes.

      I would gladly pay more for exit row seating but it is not always available.

       

    95. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For me the issue is side to side room. Not because I'm fat, but because my shoulders are wider than an economy class seat. That, and that seems to be true of nearly every single man. The result is that if you're in a row of men of a similar height and build, then you literally can not fit in the seats all sat up, because that would require breaking bones.

      That's what flight attendants are for. I literally can't keep my shoulders out of the aisle (I'm inches wider than the seat) and certain flight attendants seem to target people who have the audacity to sit up straight. They'll smack into me every single time they pass. It's only about 1 in 5 who do this, so I really doubt it is accidental.

    96. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by rsmith-mac · · Score: 1

      And that's a federal offense.

    97. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by davester666 · · Score: 1

      > I'm 6'4" (plus a 1/2" extra in the morning)

      Normal people don't count morning wood as part of their height.

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    98. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Does it say so on their ticket?

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    99. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      I'm "only" about 180cm but

      180cm is fairly average height, no need to put it quotes. Call me when you're over 190.

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    100. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree. I really do think that if you have that much of a problem fitting into the seats, then you need to pay for first class instead of trying to prevent people in front of you from fully using the seat they paid for. Obese people have to pay for two seats if they can't fit in one, and if the airliners are trying to screw over tall people so that they have to pay more for enough room to be comfortable, then why would you want to hold the person in front of you responsible for preventing them from reclining their seat instead of the airlines who are actually responsible?

    101. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Me? I think I have more right not to be in physical pain for hours then they do to recline their seat.

      It's not like it reclines enough to make a real difference to them anyway. And they hardly ever do it to "sleep".

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    102. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Their seat?

      My air vent... :-)

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    103. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Joce640k · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The real solution is to make seats where the seat back stays upright but the bottom of the seat moves forwards. That way they're the one who loses leg room, not the person behind them.

      Or do what Ryan Air does - let me pay $10 extra to reserve a seat in the exit row. I don't mind paying $10 extra for leg room.

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    104. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I think AmiMoJo would say that you should buy a bigger seat or fly a different airline. Good points, but I just don't give a shit about the morality of it - whether you think I'm selfish or not it is what I do :)

      It's not some death penalty case, where justice really matters. It's a pissing contest over a miserable extra inch of space. Not a big deal. If he gets all indignant over it, I imagine driving is very antagonizing to him.

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    105. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by isorox · · Score: 2

      I'm 200cm tall.

      On a flight from the US to Brazil, I was stuck in the back of the plane and my legs physically wouldn't fit in the seat. The flight attendant told me that I would have to get my legs in there or the flight couldn't take off. I had her call another flight attendant over and then I said "I will get in here, but something is going to break. It will be the seat in front, my seat, or my legs."

      I then jammed myself into the seat which broke the rivets/screws of the seat in front of me which slammed the seat forward (with someone in it) making the seat unusable. I foresee this happening again and more often if the airlines continue this stuff.

      It sucks, but tall people, and fat people, need more room than 5' people. It's not your fault, but if you expect everyone else to pay for it that's a very socialist viewpoint.

      Buy a seat appropriate to your size. I find it hard to believe that a US-Brazil flight didn't have a business class option.

      And the flight would have left if you didn't fit in. You wouldn't.

    106. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      just buy a business class ticket on a commercial flight instead. You'll get free bags, move to the front of the queue at security, board first, get a comfortable seat, legroom, free meals and still money over flying privately..

      RyanAir does all that for $10 extra.

      (The priority boarding and reserved aisle seat ... not the free bags+meals)

      They're my favorite airline...

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    107. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by isorox · · Score: 1

      I'm 6'7". I do my best not to fly (don't really want to be sexually abused) but when I have to, I am fucking miserable.

      Fly in business class. Or don't fly. Or be miserable. It's a free country, your choice.

      Most airlines seem to now only give you preferred seating if you're part of some kind of high-mileage club, so I usually don't get to pick the bulkhead. I'll regularly see short people seated there but they never seem to want to swap me;

      Funny that. People that spend a good portion of their lives in planes get a little bit more comfort on their 100+ flights a year. You have to suffer one flight a year. Cry me a river.

      If the person tries I will shove the seat forward, and hard;

      I had someone do that to me once on an SQ flight from DEL. The captain came out and dealt with them.

      it should take to figure out that I don't fit in the seat,

      And therefore should have been offloaded before takeoff.

    108. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Actually it makes it quite clear that the airlines are claiming that. People just aren't believing them. Possibly because they've been lied to before.

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    109. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      If the seats recline then people should be entitled to use them. I personally can sleep better in a reclined seat although the quality of sleep still sucks.

      In your utopia people would ask before reclining and I'd have the right to point to my knees and say "sorry".

      Until then, I have the right to make their lives as hellish as they're making mine. I'll knee them in the back every time they look like they're nodding off, I'll aim my air nozzle at their head, whatever amuses me.

      We're talking about real physical pain here. To me that cancels out any "rights" they think they have to invade my space.

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    110. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Hopefully you don't slam your seat back like some people do.

      Everybody knows the seats recline further if you throw yourself at them...

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    111. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Heh. I've done that, too.

      Lately though I only fly RyanAir. They have non-reclining seats and you can pay $10 for a seat in the exit row. People moan about RyanAir surcharges but they're my favorite airline. And do people really expect they can fly for only $10? Let's be realistic...the problem is in their unrealistic expectations, not the surcharges.

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    112. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Always spend the money to upgrade to a seat with extra leg-room. It makes flights so much better for a tall person.

      Yep, $500 extra for a seat in business class is a realistic option for everybody.

      Not.

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    113. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      And that's a federal offense.

      I think it has to be a legal instruction from the stewardess, not "give me your stuff" or "come in the lav with me right now, you stud."

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    114. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Did you read the comments on that article? The GP isn't the only person to have experienced rising costs for decreased service over the time period measured, and at least one person said that the time interval used was cherry picking.

      I don't know the author of that article, but I suspect that he may not be unbiased. Just about nobody agreed with him (though there were a few).

      One person, in particular, said that the general pattern was that when an airline started up it would have low fares, and as time went by the fares would increase. He claimed to be studying the pattern professionally. Was he right? I don't know, but then I have my doubts about the article, too.

      Perhaps it would make more sense if there were a comparison between train costs and airline costs as a function of time between multiple destinations. Or airplane vs. bus. Auto is too variable to be a good choice.

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    115. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      $500? Try $9000 on long-haul flights.

    116. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      We have Spirit Air here in the US that is similar to RyanAir. The last time I flew it, the steward actually said, "Look out the window, folks, because that is the ONLY thing on this plane that is free." They charge for luggage AND carry-on luggage. They charge for seat assignments. And, of course, the seats do not recline. My brother does get those $10 fares because he takes these little short trips down to Florida and only travels with a small "personal item" sized pack and cares not where he sits.

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    117. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm only 6'1", but my torso is really long. I sit with my head even to people who are 6'4". I hate the way the seats are curved to cradle the head of someone way shorter than I am. The seat curves back toward me right below the top of my shoulders which means I have to hunch my back over if I want to lean back.

      And the person in front of me who puts their seat back? I get their hair inches from my face.

    118. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...you also win one (1) free head right in front of your face. Ah, modern technology. :)

      Pro tip: Aim your air vent right at their head when they do that. It annoys the hell out of them.

      Thank you for that.

    119. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by operagost · · Score: 1

      Nope, they won't do anything. That's why I detest the 737-- six across in a crappy econojet and no overhead space for your bag.

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    120. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no such distinction as legal/illegal crew instructions on an aircraft (or boat for that matter) since it's a special, confined environment in which safety requires a certain discipline which gives the crew authority to use their own discretion. You must comply with anything the crew says. If you don't, they have a legal right to restrain you. Now, if what they've asked you to do was completely batshit crazy, it will be dealt with in court later but if you did not comply even with an absurd request, you're already guilty. Keep in mind that the flight attendants that a few years ago dragged a man out from the toilet with his pants down in front of all the other passengers were not reprimanded at all when they stated that they had reason to suspect he was smoking in there. The man was a non-smoker.

      And as far as that product is concerned, it will be a cold day in hell when a flight attendant is found guilty of theft for confiscating it. It doesn't matter that the FAA hasn't ruled the product illegal since the flight crew can use their own discretion. You see their discretion overriding what passengers have paid for when they tell passengers in exit rows to change seats with somebody else if they deem such a passenger incapable of opening the exit in an emergency. It doesn't matter that the passenger has paid extra to sit there. My personal opinion of that product is that it's an amplified way of saying "FUCK YOU!" to whoever sits in front of you instead of politely asking if they could recline a little less. Thus it's a way of buying bad manners if they don't come to you naturally.

    121. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by operagost · · Score: 1

      Oh, so if they ask for your wallet you have to hand that over too? Sorry, it's empty already-- I had to check two bags.

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    122. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by nblender · · Score: 1

      Self entitled much?

      Your immense size is not my fault. If I recline my seat and you shove it forcefully forward; I won't look back. I will recline it again. If you push it forward one more time; I will simply call the flight attendant and explain the problem. You will be dealt with. I paid as much for my seat as you did (more or less) so you don't get to inflict your physical disabilities on me. If you don't want me to recline my seat; then pay extra for a 1st class ticket and STFup.

      Don't worry though; I stopped travelling when sexual molestation became authorized by the US government.

    123. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      The person in front of you paid for a reclining seat, you don't get to decide if they get it or not.

      No they didn't.

      Where in their contract does it say "reclining seat"?

      What happens if there's no reclining seats on the 'plane (it happens)? Do they all go and reclaim their money or do they just say "goddammit!" and move on?

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    124. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      It's amazing what a couple of sneezes will do to correct the problem.

      I never thought of that one!

      Some wheezing and a few really chesty coughs over their head? Added to my arsenal.

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    125. Re: Bullshit we won't notice by spyfrog · · Score: 3, Insightful

      A business class option? Do you really mean that we tall guys should pay about twice for a ticket? Why isn't there an a bit more expensive option with more legroom without the bloated price of business class. Also - on many flights so isn't business class any more legroom. They might be wider but often no more legroom

    126. Re: Bullshit we won't notice by spyfrog · · Score: 1

      But these seats are almost impossible to come by because everyone tries to get them

    127. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Zynder · · Score: 1

      if you expect everyone else to pay for it that's a very socialist viewpoint

      You say that as if it is a BAD thing. As America's system runs now, it is privatize the profits and socialize the losses. You guys always screaming "socialism" always seem to forget that.

    128. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by JazzLad · · Score: 1

      Isn't the typical /. Libertarian response that you should get a better job?

      (Not endorsing this response, just surprised to not see it here)

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    129. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm the same height as you. I don't know about you, but for me back in college in the 90s, booking agents would see me and automatically try to find me a seat with more leg room -- an emergency row, if nothing else. One big sign of the decline of airlines for me personally is airline agents are usually not even part of the process and every decent seat is at a premium (even exit row seats).
       
      When I think of the good service, the ability to bring regular sized toiletries, the ability to catch a flight right before it was leaving, the quicker and easier security, being met at the gate by friends or family... it's really amazing how pretty much everything about flying has gone to shit. Pretty much any other common form of transportation could only become that much worse if we end up in some sort of post-apocalyptic Mad Max type of world.

    130. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by ncc74656 · · Score: 1

      If you want more legroom and the bulkhead seating is taken, arrive for your flight early and ask to be moved to an emergency exit row. In the U.S. at least, the airlines are not allowed to assign people to this row until the agent can visually confirm that the person is fit and capable of opening and lifting the emergency exit door (weighs about 35-50 lbs). The seats don't recline, but you'll get tons of legroom as they're spaced far enough apart to make an aisle for people to exit the aircraft through.

      It's usually the seats in front of the exit row that don't recline, not the seats in the exit row. Looking at this as an example, row 11 is the exit row and reclines. Row 10 doesn't, as you wouldn't want reclined seats getting in the way of getting out of the plane in an emergency.

      (The best seat on those airplanes, IMHO, is 12F...tons of legroom.)

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    131. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by isorox · · Score: 1

      if you expect everyone else to pay for it that's a very socialist viewpoint

      You say that as if it is a BAD thing. As America's system runs now, it is privatize the profits and socialize the losses. You guys always screaming "socialism" always seem to forget that.

      I'll accept the argument (whether I agree or not) that certain things should be socialised. Roads, police, fire, health, military, food production (which happens in the usa via farm subsidies), space exploration, national power grid, water, etc.

      Airline travel doesn't fit into any category I can think of.

    132. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by mythosaz · · Score: 1

      Airline costs USED to be a big deal. If your kid decided to move out to the coast, they were gone forever.

      Nowadays, you spend a couple days pay and fly out for the weekend.

      We may long for the "good old days" when people got dressed up to get on airplanes and everyone smoked while we flew, but we don't miss the prices.

    133. Re: Bullshit we won't notice by mattack2 · · Score: 1

      Why isn't there an a bit more expensive option with more legroom without the bloated price of business class.

      How are you going to physically do that? Take up X # of seats on EACH flight, making that many people HAVE to pay extra for those seats?

      Redesign the seats to somehow be on sliding rails, and you pay $X for each extra inch of legroom? That obviously can end up with fewer people being able to fit on the plane, so $X has to be high enough to make up for the plane full of even more passengers in the original seat configuration.

    134. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by metrix007 · · Score: 1

      You guys really need to learn feet, so you can converse in conversations with people who understand feet.

      It isn't hard. 30cm to a foot. So you're 6'5.

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    135. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      Amen to that.

      If it has wheels, how ist it CARRY ON luggage?

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    136. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm 5' 5", which puts my eyes at about the level of the reclining chair back, for the maximum claustrophobic impact.

    137. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by mjwx · · Score: 1

      without pushing the seatback back (which I never like doing if there is someone behind me, I think airlines should remove that option)

      Why? If the person in front of me in a flight pushes their seat back, then it moves the bottom forward very slightly, so I get about half a centimeter of knee room, and it moves the (small) screen of the in-flight entertainment system closer to my eyes. The seats are designed not to be made more uncomfortable when the person in front of you leans back...

      Actually, most airplane seats don't do this.

      QANTAS seats on the A380 are the only ones I've seen that do. The bottom of the seat slides forward as does the bottom of the back. the top only ends up about 10 CM past an fully upright seat, at roughly nipple height they're level. No doubt that recliners hate this because it doesn't steal space from the person behind them.

      A few years back Cathay Pacific replaced their economy seats with ones that reclined forwards, recliners complained so much about this they're phasing the old seats back in. This is why I believe recliners aren't trying to make themselves more comfortable, rather they're trying to make others less comfortable.

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    138. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by mjwx · · Score: 1

      The seats don't recline to make much of a difference for sleep. If you can sleep reclined, you can sleep upright. I would also argue that at your height, you have no idea what it means to have a seat reclined into your lap. Once you hit the critical limit of 190 and over, your knees physically touch the seat in front of you, even if both are upright. Someone reclining their seat can result in a very sudden impact on your kneecaps. So I do appreciate it when people at least carefully recline their seat and don't kneecap me.

      Reclining is actually worse for your back. If you get lower back pain during flights (I do) what you need to do is arch forward every 30 or so minutes. This stretches the muscles that are being compacted as you lean back. Basically what you do is put your elbows on the tray table and lean forward until you can clasp your hands behind your neck. Reclining is bad because you compress that set of muscles even further. I dis a 13 hour flight from Sydney to LA yesterday. Back was fine, didn't get any sleep (I never do on planes) but my back was fine.

      As for reclining, common fucking courtesy says you should ask the person behind your before doing it as you'll be going into their space. Most of the time you'll reach an agreement if you're polite. Just beware about declaring war on the person behind you, you've got exactly one weapon, you can use once, they have the rest of the flight to piss you off.

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    139. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      I paid as much for my seat as you did (more or less) so you don't get to inflict your physical disabilities on me.

      You have that backwards. A person of average height will now feel cramped on airlines. If you don't, you're the one with the deformity. Maybe someday you'll measure up somehow.

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    140. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by msobkow · · Score: 1

      Agreed. I'm 6'2" myself, and it's been a long time since I had a seat with enough room. Some airlines even charge *extra* for the bulkhead seats now, which were the only ones that ever had enough leg room for me.

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    141. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you need more space than me, then you should pay more than me. The problem is that you don't want to. You want me to share the cost of the space you need. You are selfish. Fuck you.

    142. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, my sleep, your wallet. You can buy the space you need. You're just cheap and selfish.

      As for the throat of the one before you, be careful, you might have someone like me in front of you. Anyway, touching the throat of anybody in a flight is a sure way to end up in jail and with a big fine. Don't worry, I'll sleep tight.

    143. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      So, can they order you to give them your wallet, too?

    144. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      You do have such right, which you can exercise by not flying in economy class on the planes where you know that you do not have enough legroom with the seat in front of you reclined. GP's point - which is absolutely correct - is that, when someone buys that ticket, they do so with certain expectations, and one of them is that they'll be able to recline. When you're denying them that, you're quite literally robbing them of some value of their ticket. Given that you knew about that problem in advance, and yet decided to solve it at others' expense, you're clearly the one in the wrong here.

    145. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      An upgrade to Economy Plus (which has more leg room) typically costs about an extra 10%, and is often automatic for regular flyers. If you can't afford an extra $10/hour for comfort, then perhaps that comfort isn't as important to you as you're claiming...

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    146. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Every flight that I have booked in the last few years, has involved booking the seats at the time of reserving the tickets. The only ones that didn't recline were in the back row and were clearly marked as such, and in some cases were cheaper.

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    147. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      * sigh *

      I see the -1 Disagree mod is in full effect today. 100% Troll, really?

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    148. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aisle seats have the disadvantage of having to get up and out of the way if the people in the other two seats want to go somewhere. Then there is always the risk of one of the cabin crew spilling boiling hot coffee all over you.

      Tsk, tsk. Serious calamities, yes, but these are occasions for which god invented "air rage." Use your god-given rage... Set loose the animal inside you!

    149. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      They're all hiding in the hills now Umbongocare's been passed.

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    150. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well.... Some people don't want to learn a idiotic system... Maybe it's time for you guys to switch to a sane system?

    151. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and if you shove my seat forward, I'm going to slam it back into your knees even harder. You do not get to decide if I recline my seat or not, asshole.

      Yes, yes I do. And I defy you to tell me to my face in that situation that I do not. Two bodies cannot occupy the same space, but I'll give it a good try if you insist. You will lose.

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    152. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You wrote: "If the person tries I will shove the seat forward, and hard"
      Do you actually behave that way with your fellow flying passengers?
      No matter their size or gender?
      Given that you're a large and apparently threatening man?
      Grow up little boy, grow up!

    153. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As for reclining, common fucking courtesy says you should ask the person behind your before doing it as you'll be going into their space.

      Your problem is that you expect courtesy from sociopaths. You're not real to them. They are entirely self-centered and live in their own little worlds. The idea that you might have personal space never even enters their minds.

      Sooner or later somebody will bang their head during turbulence against the reclined seat back jammed right in front of their head, and there will be a big negligence lawsuit. Until then, you'll just have to put up with the occasional asshole.

    154. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by lecoupdejarnac · · Score: 1

      Me? I think I have more right not to be in physical pain for hours then they do to recline their seat.

      It's not like it reclines enough to make a real difference to them anyway. And they hardly ever do it to "sleep".

      In my experience, if I don't recline the seat about half way, I get serious back pain over the course of the flight. This is because the part of the seat with the headrest that angles forward is usually at the top of my back, which forces me to sit angled forward with my back at an awkward angle. So a very tall person's knees may hurt, but also consider some people may get back pain without reclining the seat.

    155. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      [prettiest flight] for me was on some kind of prop flying low in Zambia, to Lusaka.

      On an Embraer-something, from Port Gentil to Rabi, last month.

      Lovely view of giraffes.

      Elephants approaching the runway.

      Most memorable ride for me was

      [...] losing one of the engines when coming in to land ; pilots decided to try to dive away from crashing through the helideck, and missed the deck with the rotors by about a metre. The pilots managed to re-start the engine before we hit the sea, and pulled out of the dive without getting the wheels wet. Just. We circled and re-tried the landing and got in. Incident investigation never did find a reason for the shutdown.

      I've not had to swim home, yet, in nearly 30 years, but I accept it as a near inevitability.

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    156. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by metrix007 · · Score: 1

      I'm from a metric country. It's trivial to learn how to use feet, and helps with the practicality when talking to people who don't know metric.

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    157. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      I don't need to because your view does not reflect at all my experience. I fly internationally from Austria to Australia about every 3 years. Each time the flight has been cheaper than the last. I also fly domestic a LOT and in my experience the only flights that have stayed the same or increased in cost have been last minute emergency bookings. If I have more than a week to plan the trip I find even domestic flights have gotten cheaper. The best example I have is from an old ticket I still have. It cost me $2800 to fly from Australia to Austria in 1990. It cost me $1800 to do it last year. Both cases I flew in the same week of November (just before school holidays kick up the prices). Taking into account inflation the flight is now $3000 cheaper!!!!!!!

      The reality is flying used to be something reserved for the rich, now I can effectively cross the entire country (or in Austria's case fly to another country) for the cost of a case of premium beer.

    158. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So you have no problem taking advantage of your larger physique when it suits you. Taller people have a lot of advantages in life (get promoted easier, women prefer them, etc). The disadvantages are slouching in the bus, finding a good seat flying and so on and you'd rather have none of those, which is natural, but also pretty unfair because you're asking the average person to carry all the weight while you're enjoying all the good stuff.

      As an aside, looking through the plane in a red-eye, all seats are reclined for many hours from a certain point on. Which is the normal behavior. So the person in front of you likely has a seat reclined six inches in front of their face, and you're denying them the ability to move back. As a short person they can't even look over that barrier. It's not even a question as to who is wrong here.

      All that said, yes, I agree that the airlines should provide for people with special needs, including overdimensioned people without making it insufferable for the rest. Some airlines now have some sort of comfort economy with a few inches of room at not much extra cost.

    159. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by CHIT2ME · · Score: 0

      I'm over 6'4". When I cram myself into an airline seat, my knees are already up against the seat in front of me. My solution if the person in front of me decides to recline their seat is to slam my hand into the back of the seat. This usually brings an apology and they move their seat back to the upright position. If they instead choose to confront me with scorn, I simply tell them that I will continue to slam my hand into the seatback every few minutes of the flight. They usually get the message when they see a huge old marine telling them this. When I first started flying airlines in the 1970's, this was not a problem since there was plenty of leg room. The airlines in their continued quest to cram as many people into a plane as possible, are the root of the problem. If the person in front of me complains to the stewardess/steward and they ask me to stop, I tell them to get me a seat that fits or f**k off. I believe if more tall people would use this tactic the airlines may be forced to have some rows of seats with actual leg room for us. Knowing the ways of the corporate airlines though, they will probably just start making people sign papers saying they won't complain about being squeezed into sardine cans!

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    160. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      A lot extra. Westjet charges $45.00 for exit row. Apparently they figured out that tall people will pay a fair bit not to be crippled after a flight.

    161. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by ahodgson · · Score: 1

      I have to do that too if I can't get exit row. They usually give up after a few tries.

    162. Re: Bullshit we won't notice by Do+You+Smell+That · · Score: 1
      Most of the non-bottom-of-the-barrel airlines offer this, for United at least it's called economy plus.

      I've flown US->Brazil 6 times in the last year. I've kept an eye open for business class at an affordable price each time, but the difference tends to be $1400 vs $6000 (sometimes 8). Economy plus is an extra ~$115 each way, and gets you 'up to' 5" extra legroom. As an added bonus, you generally get to board early, so the overhead bins will be nice and empty.

      Still, I feel your pain. Try to shop around and see if you can find a similar-priced flight on an airline with this option. For me at least, the difference between having that metal bar from the top of the magazine rack (WHY do you need to put a damn metal bar in there! my knees protest verily!) and suffering for days, vs paying the extra $115 or so and getting room to shift my legs freely, is making flying tolerable again.

      Best of luck.

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    163. Re: Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Being 6'4", normally I would agree with that statement...get a seat appropriate to my size. The problem with that is is that sometimes you don't have a choice in the matter.

      I work in the oil sands, the company I work for books and pays for my flights. I have no choice but to take economy.

      This means on these nearly 6 hour flights, I have to do my best to get comfortable...the worst part of it is, no matter what I do (pillow under my butt for comfort there, one of those neck-brace pillows for comfort there, reclining my seat and slipping my feet under the seat in front of me), there is always some part of me that ends up hurting.

      Quite honestly, aside from economic reasons, I think you'll find that the decline in revenue in the air industry is partly caused by the loss of comfort while flying. They want to cram in more people by making seats even less comfortable, so they're failing to realize that they're losing potential travelers by doing so.

    164. Re: Bullshit we won't notice by Mirar · · Score: 1

      Last time I checked out "economy extra" for the flight(s) I needed it was $3000 instead of $1500. Yay. $115 or 10% more would be totally acceptable, but not 100% for 2 more inches...

      (Business class for the same flight was $6000.)

    165. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      So you have no problem taking advantage of your larger physique when it suits you.

      No, you're still not getting it. If I am sitting in the space provided by my seating area, and not infringing on my neighbors, then the seat back in front of me cannot be put back without infringing on my space. It will simply not recline fully, and to the extent that it does, it will be compressing my flesh to an unacceptable extent. This constitutes an attack upon my person, however unconscious. Most people are thoughtless, selfish, and unconscious, so they are well willing to recline their seat back without considering the people behind them.

      As an aside, looking through the plane in a red-eye, all seats are reclined for many hours from a certain point on. Which is the normal behavior. So the person in front of you likely has a seat reclined six inches in front of their face, and you're denying them the ability to move back. As a short person they can't even look over that barrier. It's not even a question as to who is wrong here.

      The answer is the airline.

      All that said, yes, I agree that the airlines should provide for people with special needs, including overdimensioned people

      You're still trying to make this about me, when it's about the airline. Again, the average American is getting larger, and the seat on the average American airline is getting smaller. I am not "overdimensioned" because I am two meters tall. The airplane is underdimensioned if it can't account for me. And in fact, it can; there are bulkhead seats, which some airlines will grant to passengers who need them. And there are also reasonably-sized seats, which can be installed in airliners. This is not about comfort, this is about accommodation. The only differences in this case between someone who was born with a spinal injury and can't walk and therefore needs a wheelchair and myself are my ability to walk and your shitty attitude about people who were born tall, probably due to jealousy.

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    166. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Meski · · Score: 1

      Looks like we need a re-write "Giraffes may gamble, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines" (yes, deliberate typo, what do you think??)

    167. Re: Bullshit we won't notice by Meski · · Score: 1

      It's worth it. Free drinks. Wide seats, usually noone next to you. Fewer kids == quieter. Hostesses treat you like humans. Did I say free drinks? Free lounge access.

    168. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Meski · · Score: 1

      Virgin Australia sell these at about a 20AUD premium. And ask you at checkin if you are willing to assist with the door. (funny story is they mixed up kg and lbs - I don't believe the door is 45kg)

    169. Re: Bullshit we won't notice by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      You get preferential treatment at every other point in your lives, especially the bedroom, so sure I'm totally down with you paying twice as much.

    170. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by dacaldar · · Score: 1
      I can sympathize - I think I'm a bit under 190 cm. (almost 6'2 - switching to imperial for largely American audience)

      I just did a crude measurement of my femur with a ruler - from hip bulge to patella, it's 22.5 inches. + another 4 inches taken up by tailbone / skinny butt behind the hip ball. I have been on planes where I didn't physically fit - my knee pushed into the hard part of a seat in front of me - had to constantly sit on an angle. Very annoying.

      I don't know if it's fair to equate height requirements with obesity, in terms of arguing who should pay extra. I'm skinny. I eat well (mostly) and exercise. Maybe a few obese people have medical reasons they can't control, but I believe conventional wisdom is that most such people got that way by making bad choices (yes, in large part due to marketing and the food mass-production system in North America, but they still made those choices).

      There are plenty of ways tall people already have to suffer to accommodate shorter people - door handles and kitchen counters/sinks are too low, so it's literally a pain for us to navigate a building and do the dishes. If one thinks tall people should pay extra (over double) because of needing an extra inch of forward space, then fair is fair, the airlines should design variable or configurable row depths and ensure the seat in front of you is touching their short femurs, too. Save all that wasted space in front of short people!

    171. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by nobodie · · Score: 1

      I can't wait for the ads for this: "for your comfort and convenience, this flight is equipped with the newest and most modern seating available."

      Its like the sign at my grocery store: "for your convenience, the carts are provided with new stop-theft wheel-locks."
      Wait, my convenience?

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    172. Re:Bullshit we won't notice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It sucks, but tall people, and fat people, need more room than 5' people. It's not your fault, but if you expect everyone else to pay for it that's a very socialist viewpoint.

      Great! This means I get a discount when I buy a ticket for my tiny 6 year old daughter.

  3. Stop carrying life jackets? by Bruce66423 · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Every plane trip you go on will offer you a life jacket. In the past 60 years, I'm confident that a life jacket hasn't saved a life, but it's cost a fortune in fuel over that time...

    1. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by confused+one · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Funny you're so confident about that. You should go back and look at the water landings and ask the survivors if they used their flotation seats or life jackets. Life jackets and flotation seats were added, FAA rules making them mandatory, for a reason. While most of the water landings included fatalities, I'm confident the fatality rate would have been higher without the life jackets.

    2. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by gnalre · · Score: 2

      There have been occasions where life jackets have save lives, however it probably is marginal.

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    3. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm confident that a life jacket hasn't saved a life

      err.. are you sure:
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_landing#Passenger_airplane_water_ditchings
      especially this http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/US_Airways_Flight_1549

    4. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I read an extra Coke can costs about $500 a year in fuel. Still that's not that much per flight, like less than a dollar.

      I'll happily budget less than a dollar per flight, for me anyway, don't know about the gp, for a floatation device.

      As for fuel itself, I'll happily burn all the oil in Saudi Arabia to save my life.

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    5. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm confident that this story had already been reported months ago, but why save energy and fuel cost lets eporting it yet again....

    6. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by Patent+Lover · · Score: 1

      Passengers are where the weight is a real concern. Fatbodies cost the airlines money way more than life preservers. Charge by the pound.

    7. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by jittles · · Score: 1

      Passengers are where the weight is a real concern. Fatbodies cost the airlines money way more than life preservers. Charge by the pound.

      I am by no means a fatbody, but I am tall and therefore weigh more than a person with my same build and body type who is shorter than me. I don't much care how much the person next to me weighs (though the airline does). I'd rather those who take up more horizontal space pay more than those who take up more vertical space / weight. I will say that these narrower seats concern me greatly. My hips barely fit between the arm rests I encounter now. (Not referring to the seats specifically mentioned in the article, but the more seats per row on 777 mentioned in summary)

    8. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

      Way ahead of you. From 2008.

      "Air Canada's Jazz tosses life jackets"
      http://www.thestar.com/news/gta/2008/08/23/air_canadas_jazz_tosses_life_jackets.html

    9. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This.
      I don't understand why they don't do this.
      When I fly to the interior they weigh all the baggage and all the passengers to make sure they get the weight right.
      Why can't normal airlines do the same thing?
      Why should I pay the same as someone who weighs 2 or 3 times as much as I do?

    10. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

      Passengers are where the weight is a real concern. Fatbodies cost the airlines money way more than life preservers. Charge by the pound.

      I'm pretty sure that overweight people pay for their ticket, so they don't "cost" the airline anything. It might cost more fuel to fly a plane full of 250lb individuals versus 150lb individuals, but that doesn't mean they are overweight. Maybe they are an NFL football team. Besides, a plane is designed to carry a maximum weight and it will be loaded to that maximum weight, if possible with either passengers or cargo. As such, just as much fuel will be burned. If flights were flying at capacity and they were having to add extra flights to shift the cargo, you might have a point, but that is far from the case.

      Of course, as people age, even those who are healthy, they will on average be heavier than they were when they were young, so your proposal is really just a form of age discrimination.

    11. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by fauxjargon · · Score: 1

      Jazz also doesn't fly over bodies of water bigger than the Great Lakes, which are narrower than the glide distance of an airplane... so there is no likely scenario in which a plane makes a controlled water landing. In an uncontrolled water landing the lifejackets are pretty superfluous.

    12. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by mark_reh · · Score: 1

      You must work for an airline. Water landing? That airline speak for "crash".

    13. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

      Passengers are where the weight is a real concern. Fatbodies cost the airlines money way more than life preservers. Charge by the pound.

      I am by no means a fatbody, but I am tall and therefore weigh more than a person with my same build and body type who is shorter than me. I don't much care how much the person next to me weighs (though the airline does). I'd rather those who take up more horizontal space pay more than those who take up more vertical space / weight. I will say that these narrower seats concern me greatly. My hips barely fit between the arm rests I encounter now. (Not referring to the seats specifically mentioned in the article, but the more seats per row on 777 mentioned in summary)

      So, if the average human adult has a height of 5'6" and a waist of 38" (those are for male and female combined), you are okay with charging extra for people who are outside the norm because their waist is too wide, but not because they are too tall? Avg weight for a human adult is 180lbs, again ignoring gender. (all of those figures come from the CDC).

      It is interesting that when talking about weight and the cost for flying, people only look at people who are wider than the norm as if height doesn't add any extra weight.

    14. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Every plane trip you go on will offer you a life jacket. In the past 60 years, I'm confident that a life jacket hasn't saved a life, but it's cost a fortune in fuel over that time...

      Airlines should also force every passenger to go to the bathroom for a bowel movement before boarding as well, as that probably weighs as much an inflatable life jacket, and would also save on fuel.

      And how many times are oxygen systems really deployed anyway? Do we really need the little bags that drop from the ceiling?

    15. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by geogob · · Score: 2

      Or it's coming from someone understanding between a controlled landing, albeit not on a runway, and an uncontrolled flight into terrain... or crash, if you prefer.

    16. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by LordWabbit2 · · Score: 1

      Actually they are known as ditchings if the landing on water is not intentional.

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    17. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should go back and look at the water landings and ask the survivors if they used their flotation seats or life jackets.

      Most aircraft are not capable of a Water Landing, you need a craft equipped with pontoons/skids to do that. And everyone survives just like they survive a Runway Landing.
      You're probably thinking of a Crash Landing, or more specifically a Splash Down.

    18. Re: Stop carrying life jackets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, if the average human adult has a height of 5'6" and a waist of 38" (those are for male and female combined)

      Fatties.

      Go ahead, look it up. "Waist to height ratio".

    19. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am by no means a fatbody, but I am tall and therefore weigh more than a person with my same build and body type who is shorter than me.

      I don't care if you weigh 500 pounds of muscle, 500 pounds of fat, or 500 pounds of skin and bones. The major portion of a ticket's pricetag is based on how much fuel they have to burn, and more weight means more fuel. Sorry if that hurts your feelings, but physics and reality aren't politically correct, and you ought to be paying your fair share of the fuel.

    20. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by jittles · · Score: 1

      It is interesting that when talking about weight and the cost for flying, people only look at people who are wider than the norm as if height doesn't add any extra weight.

      It's not interesting at all, really. Why do I care if they need more headroom than me? I don't. It doesn't affect me at all. But when I am pressed against the glass of the window because the guy in the middle seat is overflowing 6 inches into my seat? Hell yes I care. And yes I have literally, on a regional jet, had someone sitting next to me who was so large I was pushed into the wall. Did they pay extra for my space? Did I get a discount on my reduced seating capacity? No. They could weigh 500 pounds and it would not bother me at all* if they stayed in their assigned area.

      *Obviously if their weight caused safety issues for the center of gravity for the aircraft, then I would have a problem with it.

    21. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by kwbauer · · Score: 1

      I always thought ditching was the intentional, controlled but unscheduled landing on water. I would call the unintentional ones crashes.

      For instance, Capt.Sullenberger intentionally ditched his plane into the Hudson River. It was very intentional and briefly planned but was considered an unscheduled landing.

    22. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      Why should I pay the same as someone who weighs 2 or 3 times as much as I do?

      Collateral damage.

      Some people are obese, yes, and should be charged more in a fair world.

      But... some people are heavier simply because they're tall. That's something they can't help, they were born that way.

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    23. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      5'6" 180 lbs is awfully fat, so I think you mean the average American not the average human.

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    24. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by kwbauer · · Score: 1

      I read Dcnjoe60's comment to say that his preference would be for airlines to impose an additional fee on those who have more chance of causing their fellow passengers some discomfort by not being able to remain in their allotted seat. He did admit that the airlines do care about his extra weight.

      A real asshole would say that Dcnjoe60 is only trying to look out for himself at the expense of others. More rational folk would realize that Dcnjoe60's plan helps short people as much as it does tall people unless all short are also fat people. I have some personal observations that suggest that last bit to be a false premise.

    25. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by kwbauer · · Score: 1

      When flying to the interior you are probably on a small enough plane that the weight distribution actually matters. The weight of the passengers is too small relative to the weight of the cargo and aircraft on larger airliners to have to worry about distribution.

    26. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by kwbauer · · Score: 0

      tell that to US Airways Flight 1549.

    27. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by mark_reh · · Score: 1

      I'm not a lawyer, just someone who occasionally rides in airplanes. When (if) I hear a pilot announce to brace for a "water landing", I know we are about to crash. If you ask 99% of people who ride in airplanes what a "water landing" is, they'll tell you it is a crash.

    28. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know what weighs alot? Jet-A. Passenger weight is negligible.

    29. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by mspohr · · Score: 1

      Samoa Airlines has recently started charging people by their weight.
      They have a lot of large people and they fly small planes where weight makes a big difference in costs.

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    30. Re: Stop carrying life jackets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So me and you we might get on a plane .. some time some where.. but you tell me.. Why should I have to breath the farty-foul air that comes out of your lungs for hours on a plane, or why should I even have to put up with your ugly face even while we are still waiting at the gate? I am likewise disgusted with you, but it is nothing personal. You are just a robot, something that gets in real people's way until somebody has had enough and takes you aside in a dark corner and trashes you.

    31. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by organgtool · · Score: 1

      There have been occasions where life jackets have save lives, however it probably is marginal.

      Yeah, when your plane has to make a water landing and you're drowning, you'll be comforted by the fact that your situation was marginal and the lack of a flotation device saved the airline a bit of money.

      FFS, safety is rarely cost-effective. That's the reason we have a big, evil government: to force the big, evil corporations to have even basic safety devices and procedures, even though it forces prices to be slightly higher. This way, everyone lives another day to complain about the big, evil government.

    32. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by itsdapead · · Score: 1

      Passengers are where the weight is a real concern. Fatbodies cost the airlines money way more than life preservers. Charge by the pound.

      Fine, on the following conditions:

      1. Do the math fairly. Someone 20% heavier than you doesn't use a 20% larger share of the fuel than you - even making the (almost certainly false) assumption that fuel consumption is entirely based on total weight, everybody needs seats, air, food, crew, toilets, blankets, headphones etc. all of which add to the weight and need maintaining/replacing/paying as appropriate. I've never seen them strap on an extra engine or bolt on a new wing when a fatty gets on. Not to mention your contribution to advertising, insurance, new planes, the CEOs annual bonus and senator rental. You're probably subsidising a few of the senior corporate customers up in nob class, too: you don't get that rich by paying your way.

      2. Any surcharge is based on the total weight of passenger + hand luggage (including those massive wheeled suitcases that seem to count as "hand luggage" nowadays) + checked luggage.

      3. If you're going to charge extra for large people they should get extra space in return.

      Of course, on a typical flight there's probably a 50%+ variance in what people in the same class actually paid for the seats depending on where and when they booked them. AFAIK ticket prices are mainly based on supply, demand and the dark arts of modern accountancy rather than the actual cost of running that particular flight. So be prepared for any fairly calculated weight surcharge to be pretty negligible.

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    33. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I don't recall that anyone on flight 1549 was ever actually in the water., at least not enough to get the life jacket wet.

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    34. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      I don't see why the airlines should collect extra from people who may cause discomfort for those around them, but then not use that money to compensate the person around them.
      Perhaps they should offer those seats at a discount. 50% off this seat because there is a whale in the next seat. If you've got your kid with you, maybe you could have them sit next to the whale with no real issues, and save 50% on the purchase price.
      Speaking of which, do you remember back in the days when there was a difference between an adult airline ticket and a child's airline ticket? Why do we charge more for fat people, but not less for tiny people? As a point of fact, these days the airlines charge MORE for children, at least ones traveling alone. With the notable exception of Southwest, of course. Isn't it odd, how Southwest is the one notable exception to all the BS that airlines do, and that Southwest is also the one notable exception to the fact that the airlines are losing money. Hmm, must be a coincidence, nothing more to see here, move along. When will those cordwood stackers be installed in our new jets?

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    35. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by tompaulco · · Score: 1

      Every plane trip you go on will offer you a life jacket. In the past 60 years, I'm confident that a life jacket hasn't saved a life, but it's cost a fortune in fuel over that time...

      Airlines should also force every passenger to go to the bathroom for a bowel movement before boarding as well, as that probably weighs as much an inflatable life jacket, and would also save on fuel.

      And how many times are oxygen systems really deployed anyway? Do we really need the little bags that drop from the ceiling?

      As long as the oxygen systems up front work well, and the dudes in the cockpit do their job right, then no you probably don't need those bags in the ceiling.
      In fact, a lot of this inflight complaining would probably go away if they left the cabin pressure at about 25,000 feet. Most people wouldn't die, and the ones that don't die will probably be a lot quieter.

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    36. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      Yeah, great, so there are multiple terms for the same thing.

      Its also called a CFIT - Controlled Flight Into Terrain. "Crash" is the most generic phrase you can boil it down to, while the others are more descriptive.

    37. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      Some people are obese, yes, and should be charged more in a fair world.

      And for at least some portion of the obese they have a glandular or other metabolic condition they may have been born with or genetically predisposed too also. Lots of people (probably most) are fat because they are lazy and don't (or didn't) take care of themselves but there certainly are many who its something they can't help because they were born that way.

      The only 'fair' thing is for people to simply pay the 'real' costs of conveying them, whatever function of mass, volume, height, width, depth that might be.

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    38. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But these tall people are larger and eat more - should we subsidize their food too? (they can't help the fact they need to eat more to support a larger body!).

    39. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by mark_reh · · Score: 2

      All of these descriptive terms are intended to obfuscate to true nature of an "unplanned, unscheduled landing" on something other than an airport runway and/or on something other than the aircraft's landing gear.

      There's no need to brace for a landing. Planes land thousands of times each day without anyone being told to brace first. If someone tells you to brace, you are about to crash, period. It's just common sense. The only thing that counts as a landing is setting the plane down on its fully functioning landing gear on something resembling a runway. Everything else is simply a crash.

      Apply the same verbiage to an automobile and you can see how ridiculous it becomes. You don't unintentionally steer into a tree and come to an unplanned stop. You crash. Likewise with driving into a river. You don't unintentionally park your vehicle in a river. You crash.

    40. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by Grizzley9 · · Score: 1

      Funny you're so confident about that. You should go back and look at the water landings and ask the survivors if they used their flotation seats or life jackets. Life jackets and flotation seats were added, FAA rules making them mandatory, for a reason. While most of the water landings included fatalities, I'm confident the fatality rate would have been higher without the life jackets.

      Or they could, maybe only add them to flights that actually go over any large body of water? Which if you look at the flight paths across most continents, most do not.

    41. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by Solandri · · Score: 1

      While most of the water landings included fatalities, I'm confident the fatality rate would have been higher without the life jackets.

      Actually, I suspect the life jackets have killed more people than they've saved. Survivable water landings by large commercial aircraft are relatively rare. Most of them are runway overruns into shallow water, making ones where the passengers would actually need life jackets even rarer. Let me put it this way - when's the last time you heard of a plane crash-landing on land away from an airport with a substantial number of survivors? Now figure that overland flights are much more common than overseas flights.

      I can think of only two recent survivable water landings by larger aircraft (there have been a handful of incidents with commuter aircraft). US Air 1549 where the water was so cold the people who did inflate their life jackets and jump in had to be fished out before they froze to death. Most of the passengers ended up waiting on the wings and in liferafts for rescue to arrive. And Ethiopian Air 961 where hijackers forced the plane to fly until it ran out of fuel, and the captain almost succeeded in a soft deadstick landing in the water. The majority of the passengers survived the crash, but roughly half of those who survived the crash didn't listen to or ignored instructions not to inflate their lifejackets until they were outside the plane. Their bodies were found floating at the ceiling of the cabin. The plane broke apart and the fuselage sank and rapidly filled with water. Those who had pre-inflated their jackets were then pinned against the ceiling, unable to swim down to the doors or over to the breaks in the fuselage to escape, and drowned.

      In theory, if life jackets were always used properly and people didn't make stupid decisions like jumping into freezing water simply because they have a life jackets on, I'd agree with you that they save lives. But in reality I'm not sure that they do. Most people will float in water without any aid if they kick off any heavy shoes and don't thrash around (exceptionally fit people will sink due to low body fat). Life jackets are required in boating primarily because if you're knocked unconscious, your body tends to float face-down. The life jacket forces you to float face-up, allowing you to breathe until you wake up. But this functionality is rendered useless by the requirement to not inflate the life jackets until after leaving the aircraft.

    42. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      If automobile crashes were investigated like aircraft crashes were, then yes you most certainly would get descriptive phrases for what occurs - was that collision with the tree controlled or uncontrolled (Controlled Drive Into Terrain or Uncontrolled Drive Into Terrain)?

      There is a reason these terms are used - a phrase like "unscheduled landing" allows airline staff to discuss the issue openly without the potential of raising alarm in those around them, which they may very well have to do in many circumstances, even when there might be relatives standing next to them. You do *not* want to use the term "crashed" when you do not have any more information other than the aircraft is on the ground somewhere.

      In the Hudson landing case, there were four airfields in the surrounding area, all within reasonable flight time for the incident if you weren't in the cockpit and thus didn't know the full extent of the issue - the initial incident was a bird strike, so he could have diverted to any one of those airports and it wouldn't have been a crash at all, it would have indeed been an "unscheduled landing" or a "diversion" - you have no idea when all the airline staff get told what happens, so to them its an "unscheduled landing" for as long as it needs to be.

      Determining whether the landing was controlled or not puts massive emphasis on what went wrong - did the pilots actually fly the aircraft into the ground? Why? Were they dealing with an issue and not notice the hill infront of them (its happened on several occasions)? Were they unconscious at the time? Why were they unconscious? Why did they not notice?

      Why did that car driver drive the car into the lake? Was it a controlled action? Was he drunk? Or was it uncontrolled? Was he asleep? Did the vehicles instrumentation confuse him in some way?

      Not so ridiculous when you know why such terminology is in common usage...

    43. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Collateral damage.

      Some people are obese, yes, and should be charged more in a fair world.

      But... some people are heavier simply because they're tall. That's something they can't help, they were born that way.

      People are not born tall. Some people grow to be tall. When a child grows up and his/her length is measured regularly their expected adult length can be predicted by placing them on a statistics-based curve. In some countries (e.g. Norway) doctors nowadays recommend a procedure for stopping growth if the prediction is too high (and there are no basketball ambitions involved). Being in the tallest ten per cent is almost a guarantee for lots of back pain throughout life - not to mention the discomfort in most modes of transportation. A friend of mine that grew up in Norway wishes that they had introduced that procedure sooner since he's not a basketball player but a frequent flyer.

    44. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by garyebickford · · Score: 1

      Hmm. Wikipedia says Boeing 777 holds 31,000 to 47,800 gals of fuel (depending on model). IIRC Jet-A is about 3.2 lbs. per gallon, so for the smallest version, that's 99,000 lbs. for the smallest, 777-200. Passenger capacity is 314 to 440. given mean weight of 180 lbs., that's 56,500 to 79,200 lbs., plus baggage & freight. Using some arithmetic (max takeoff weight - empty weight - fuel), total capacity is about 148,000 lbs. So I would say passenger + cargo weight is not negligible. For a typical trip, fuel burn is on the order of 7000 to 10000 kg per hour = about 15,000 to 22,000 lbs. per hour, so for a four hour flight that would be about 60,000 to 88,000 lbs. Again, passenger weight is on the same order of fuel weight actually used. I'm probably off significantly on some of these numbers, but it seems to me that negligible isn't quite the right term.

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    45. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or it's coming from someone understanding between a controlled landing, albeit not on a runway, and an uncontrolled flight into terrain... or crash, if you prefer.

      I hate it people skip words.

    46. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      The only 'fair' thing is for people to simply pay the 'real' costs of conveying them, whatever function of mass, volume, height, width, depth that might be.

      Fine, so long as the airline provides a service in line with the charging structure.

      Taller seats with extra legroom for tall people, wider seats for fat people, small seats for small people/children.

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    47. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

      I read Dcnjoe60's comment to say that his preference would be for airlines to impose an additional fee on those who have more chance of causing their fellow passengers some discomfort by not being able to remain in their allotted seat. He did admit that the airlines do care about his extra weight.

      A real asshole would say that Dcnjoe60 is only trying to look out for himself at the expense of others. More rational folk would realize that Dcnjoe60's plan helps short people as much as it does tall people unless all short are also fat people. I have some personal observations that suggest that last bit to be a false premise.

      Since I'm 5'8" and 170lbs, I don't think I'm trying to look out for myself. However, I do fly frequently (30 or more times per year) and deal with the public constantly and it is safe to say that there is definitely a bias against overweight people. My point was that when simply talking weight, it is a false assumption that weight concerns for airlines are simply because of overweight people. As I stated in my post, the CDC has statistics on what is an average sized person. I'm sure the airlines do, too.

      There are many people that society would not consider overweight, but because they are tall, or muscular, they would exceed the average weight. If the concern is weight, then there are as many people above the average weight because they are tall than because they are overweight, at least statistically.

    48. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

      I don't see why the airlines should collect extra from people who may cause discomfort for those around them, but then not use that money to compensate the person around them.

      Perhaps they should offer those seats at a discount. 50% off this seat because there is a whale in the next seat. If you've got your kid with you, maybe you could have them sit next to the whale with no real issues, and save 50% on the purchase price.

      Speaking of which, do you remember back in the days when there was a difference between an adult airline ticket and a child's airline ticket? Why do we charge more for fat people, but not less for tiny people? As a point of fact, these days the airlines charge MORE for children, at least ones traveling alone. With the notable exception of Southwest, of course. Isn't it odd, how Southwest is the one notable exception to all the BS that airlines do, and that Southwest is also the one notable exception to the fact that the airlines are losing money. Hmm, must be a coincidence, nothing more to see here, move along. When will those cordwood stackers be installed in our new jets?

      Nobody is saying the airlines should collect extra from anybody, well, the OP did, but I didn't. In reality, it makes no difference how much the people on the plane weigh. Planes carry so much extra fuel for a safety margin that the overweight passengers really don't figure in. Besides a favorable tailwind will offset any extra fuel from overweight passengers as will a headwind destroy any savings from all underweight passengers. At the speed planes travel, drag is a much bigger cause of fuel use than lift. No, all of this "charge extra for fat people" is one more way for people to express their personal prejudices.

    49. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

      5'6" 180 lbs is awfully fat, so I think you mean the average American not the average human.

      Talk to the CDC, it's their stats. Of course, those weights and heights are not the ideals, they are actuals.

    50. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

      It is interesting that when talking about weight and the cost for flying, people only look at people who are wider than the norm as if height doesn't add any extra weight.

      It's not interesting at all, really. Why do I care if they need more headroom than me? I don't. It doesn't affect me at all. But when I am pressed against the glass of the window because the guy in the middle seat is overflowing 6 inches into my seat? Hell yes I care. And yes I have literally, on a regional jet, had someone sitting next to me who was so large I was pushed into the wall. Did they pay extra for my space? Did I get a discount on my reduced seating capacity? No. They could weigh 500 pounds and it would not bother me at all* if they stayed in their assigned area.

      *Obviously if their weight caused safety issues for the center of gravity for the aircraft, then I would have a problem with it.

      Last time I flew (just last week), there were arms between the chairs. It's kind of hard for an overweight person to flow into the next seat with arm rests in between. As for being pressed against the glass. That will be the case regardless because the seats are fixed and if a person is in the middle seat, the window seat has the least amount of room because the curvature of the fuselage. BTW, I fly 30 or more time a year and I can tell you the exit rows (wings) over the most room and most grossly overweight people do not sit there because of the need to be able to open the door. For tall people, the bulkhead seats are best (bulkhead in front, not behind).

      However, if you want to guarantee ample room, there is always business class or first class, but if you are paying for coach, where the goal of the airline is to pack as many people in the plane as possible, well, you get what you pay for.

    51. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by Dcnjoe60 · · Score: 1

      Samoa Airlines has recently started charging people by their weight.
      They have a lot of large people and they fly small planes where weight makes a big difference in costs.

      Unless they are very small planes, passenger weight should only make a difference on takeoff and landing. Once airborne, drag or wind resistance is a much bigger problem and it isn't impacted by the weight of the occupants.

    52. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by mspohr · · Score: 1

      Basic aerodynamics (Google it):
      Drag is proportional to the lift required for flight,[1] which is equal to the weight of the aircraft in level flight. As induced drag increases with weight, mass reduction, with improvements in engine efficiency and reductions in aerodynamic drag, has been a principal source of efficiency gains in aircraft, with a rule-of-thumb being that a 1% weight reduction corresponds to around a 0.75% reduction in fuel consumption.[1]

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    53. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would argue that it's sexist to charge per weight: the average man weighs more than the average woman.

      Or is it a case of when discrimination is against males we leave it to the free market, but when it's against females we need regulations and government intervention?

    54. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      Besides, a plane is designed to carry a maximum weight and it will be loaded to that maximum weight, if possible with either passengers or cargo.

      Shit, this flight's only half full! Better start filling sandbags!

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    55. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by vandamme · · Score: 1

      They oughta stop carrying so much freakin' ice. I ask for no ice in my drinks, sometimes get it. It just waters down the drink, gives you a brain freeze, and most of it is left to be disposed of.

    56. Re:Stop carrying life jackets? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      In a controlled landing, the plane will remain afloat for quite a while. Long enough to get the life rafts inflated and everyone on them, or otherwise rescued. Any controlled landing into water would happen close to an airport anyway as that's the only time they would not have enough altitude to glide to a better location (such as Flight 1549) so help will be close by. There would be no reason a plane would be ditched in the middle of Lake Superior or some remote water location. As for uncontrolled landings into water the life vests would probably not matter anyway.

  4. As a tall man, I beg to differ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    As a man who is 6'6" and 255, I have a place in mind where they can stick these new seats.

    1. Re:As a tall man, I beg to differ by Austrian+Anarchy · · Score: 1

      As a man who is 6'6" and 255, I have a place in mind where they can stick these new seats.

      I'm only 6' 1" and 230, the biggest pain for me is my knees hitting the seat in front of me. Since I have only a 36" inseam, I am seeing 30" between my back and the row in front of me beautiful in theory. In reality, I know my shins are longer than 6", so I am still puzzled on what they are measuring here.

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    2. Re:As a tall man, I beg to differ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a man who is 6'6" and 255, I have a place in mind where they can stick these new seats.

      I'm only 6' 1" and 230, the biggest pain for me is my knees hitting the seat in front of me. Since I have only a 36" inseam, I am seeing 30" between my back and the row in front of me beautiful in theory. In reality, I know my shins are longer than 6", so I am still puzzled on what they are measuring here.

      At 6'1" and 230 your Body Mass Index is over 30 - obese.

      At 6'6" your BMI is just below 30, overweight but not quite obese.

      The airlines suck, but they are not the only problem. You both probably thought you were just " big men" but basically normal.

    3. Re:As a tall man, I beg to differ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uh, yeah. BMI. Shaq is 7'1" and 325 pounds. BMI 31.6. Well over the obese range. Ya, he looks like a fat cow to me. Pffffft...

    4. Re:As a tall man, I beg to differ by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      At 6'1" and 230 your Body Mass Index is over 30 - obese.

      It might be, if BMI wasn't junk science from the 19th century and didn't only approximate people in the middle of the height range.

      (clue: We're three dimensional, we grow in three dimensions, out mass changes as a cubic function of height)

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    5. Re:As a tall man, I beg to differ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a man who is 6'6" and 255, I have a place in mind where they can stick these new seats.

      I'm only 6' 1" and 230, the biggest pain for me is my knees hitting the seat in front of me. Since I have only a 36" inseam, I am seeing 30" between my back and the row in front of me beautiful in theory. In reality, I know my shins are longer than 6", so I am still puzzled on what they are measuring here.

      At 6'1" and 230 your Body Mass Index is over 30 - obese.

      At 6'6" your BMI is just below 30, overweight but not quite obese.

      The airlines suck, but they are not the only problem. You both probably thought you were just " big men" but basically normal.

      BMI is not a good gauge of your health or weight/height ratio. For 6'1" persion 140 lb considered to be a "Normal" weight in BMI methodology. I personally think it is an unhealthy and dangerous weight. On top of that, muscle tissue weighs more than fat tissue. 230 lb of lean muscle is not the same as 230 lb of fat; and you can't call a bodybuilder with minimum fat obese.

    6. Re:As a tall man, I beg to differ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At 6'2" and 240 pounds, the last guy who called me "fat" ended up eating those words. BMI is the worst possible measure of a person's fitness, because I am in the best shape of my life and have very little fat on my body. And flying has become a much more frequent occurrence for me, as my consulting jobs often take me out of town, and I can't always drive.

      That said, flying is usually an uncomfortable experience for me and the other passengers who share a seat next to me, because I have broad shoulders and I look like the kind of guy you don't want to piss off. I'm actually very nice and try to offset the discomfort with a witty comment or two.

      A couple years ago I met one of the most interesting people on a flight from St. Louis to Atlanta. I found out that she lived 3 doors down from my childhood home, but we never really knew each other because I am 10 years older than her. We traded stories about the old neighborhood, then and now, and we were both completely surprised at how we both knew so many of the same people, but never knew each other.

      Being able to carry on that conversation certainly offset a lot of the discomfort of feeling like a sardine in a can. I can happily say that we both enjoy each others' company more and more each day, because I married that fellow passenger nine months ago, and we both chuckle now at the thought of cramped airline seats and uncomfortable conversations.

    7. Re:As a tall man, I beg to differ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beware, they might bear that location in mind as a way of holding you in place on future flights.

    8. Re: As a tall man, I beg to differ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless they are body builders or professional athletes, they probably don't have the muscle mass to make that BMI acceptable. So yes, they're probably obese.

      BMI gets less useful as someone's height or their muscle mass become unusually high. Shaq is off the chart on both counts. Mr. Fatbody on the other hand is probably smack dab in the middle of "hey you... yes you".

    9. Re: As a tall man, I beg to differ by Joce640k · · Score: 1

      BMI gets less useful as someone's height

      That's one way of putting it.

      Let's be honest thogh: BMI is junk science from the 19th century era of quack medicine. The math is obviously all wrong (take a look at the formula!).

      It fits people in the middle of the height range quite well but a few inches either side it devolves into "laughable". All tall people are massively obese, all short people are dangerously underweight.

      The sooner we junk it, the better.

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    10. Re:As a tall man, I beg to differ by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      There' nothing dangerous about 6'1" 140 lbs. I was 5'8" 110 lbs for many years, was perfectly healthy.

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    11. Re:As a tall man, I beg to differ by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      > There' nothing dangerous about 6'1" 140 lbs. I was 5'8" 110 lbs for many years, was perfectly healthy.

      You probably looked like a death camp survivor.

      That's about what it takes for 150 at 6'1" (never mind 140) and that's for someone with a slender build. For someone who's more average, it's just going to be worse. Never mind someone that's not naturally scrawny.

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    12. Re:As a tall man, I beg to differ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm only 6' 1" and 230,

      Only? You are huge (fat). Just cause you are comparing to a 6'-6" person doesn't make you an "only" as if you are much smaller.

    13. Re:As a tall man, I beg to differ by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      And they will stick them just there, you can be sure of that.

  5. Can I just stand? by Bongo · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Would be comfier at this rate.

    1. Re:Can I just stand? by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 2

      Don't give them any ideas.

    2. Re:Can I just stand? by Custard+Horse · · Score: 1

      Would be comfier at this rate.

      Don’t give any more fuel to that fire...

    3. Re:Can I just stand? by plover · · Score: 1

      Would be comfier at this rate.

      Heck, they'll just shorten the ceilings then and stack in two tiers of passengers.

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    4. Re:Can I just stand? by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      If you can cram enough people in, think of all the money you could save in seating! And they'll be so jammed together that even if the plane is bouncing like a basketball, no one would be going anywhere! You wouldn't even need seatbelts! Genius! The airlines could use some sort of people-horn device. Like a shoehorn, but for people!

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    5. Re:Can I just stand? by CanadianMacFan · · Score: 1

      Not if but you would have to cram enough people in there for safety reasons. If there weren't enough people in the cabin you might get hurt so they must fill it up. It's for your own good.

    6. Re:Can I just stand? by LeadSongDog · · Score: 1

      The airlines could use some sort of people-horn device. Like a shoehorn, but for people!

      It's called a trash compactor.

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    7. Re:Can I just stand? by agentgonzo · · Score: 5, Informative

      That was a marketing ploy by Ryanair. They're regularly doing things like this (also charging for the use of the toilet) and slip in that "it'll be trialled on their new route from X-Y". Bingo, free advertising as all the tabloids lap it up.

    8. Re:Can I just stand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Standing Room Only: Chinese Airline Plans Seatless Flights
      http://www.wired.com/gadgetlab/2009/07/standing-room-only-chinese-airline-plans-seatless-flights/

      Airline To Ask To Stand Passengers In Aisle
      http://news.sky.com/story/704112/airline-to-ask-to-stand-passengers-in-aisle

      Anything you can think of, they have already done so in China.

    9. Re:Can I just stand? by idontgno · · Score: 1

      Put 'em in people containers. Kinda like cargo containers, but people-sized and people-shaped. One size fits all, of course. This assumption is already embedded in how they accommodate their passengers.

      All you have to do then is do a 3d space-filling exercise with the appropriately-shaped people containers. If the flight's not completely booked, you can still put in the empty containers, or maybe cargo containers of the same shape.

      Of course, there's always a risk that passengers would be unhappy with being bundled up like cargo, immobilized in a form-fitting box, and stuck in place for hours at a stretch. But you could definitely push ticket prices down further if you could pack the plane like this, and think of the extra revenue you can pull by offering container life support (fresh air, for instance) at a modest and nominal fee.

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    10. Re:Can I just stand? by sjames · · Score: 1

      I hear they're looking at garbage truck designs now. It would at least be an honest portrayal of the way they view economy passengers.

    11. Re:Can I just stand? by Terwin · · Score: 1

      Last time I was in a small plane(1-2 seating) the seat hurt my hips and I had to spend most of the( thankfully short) flight kneeling in the aisle(I could not stand straight and had to hunch over to walk back to my seat)

      Airlines do *not* cater to those > 2m tall (6'6"+)

      We already have our tickets for this year, but I am trying to talk my wife into letting us drive up for the next visit to her parents.(~1900 miles)

    12. Re:Can I just stand? by k31bang · · Score: 1

      Actually i would be happier if I could lie down the whole flight. Just give me a bunk with some cargo straps to hold me down in case of a crash. That way they could stack us and i can sleep comfortably.

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    13. Re: Can I just stand? by dohzer · · Score: 1

      I'd rather lie. Bunk beds three or four high with sedation the whole flight would be quite cheap.

    14. Re:Can I just stand? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, sell me a double for me and the missus and that's a perk!

  6. slim is good :) by l3v1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'd start by saying that I'm bigger than the average. Still, having sat in the slim seats for several travels, I have to say they are more comfortable than the old ones, even in a 3-4-3 row setting. I actually feel like having more leg space (especially for my knees) even if the seat in front of me is reclined. If they all will be like the slim seats on transatlantic LH flights, then I'd take them anytime over the old style seats.

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  7. Another reason not to fly (unless you HAVE to) by Ritz_Just_Ritz · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I've more or less stopped flying because of all the nuisance fees combined with the delay/hassle of security screening at the airport. If I need to get somewhere REALLY far away, I'll bite the bullet, but for the most part I've switched to trains and driving.

    1. Re:Another reason not to fly (unless you HAVE to) by captbob2002 · · Score: 4, Informative

      My last vacation I took the train (Amtrak Autotrain, Lorton VA to Sanford FL) it was a wonderful experience. Excellent service and food on the southbound trip. Northbound was...okay - I would say very good, except that the southbound trip crew was awesome.

      That said, even the "okay" service on the northbound trip was FAR better than any airline experience I have ever had- even when I've flown first class.

    2. Re:Another reason not to fly (unless you HAVE to) by evilviper · · Score: 1

      That said, even the "okay" service on the northbound trip was FAR better than any airline experience I have ever had- even when I've flown first class.

      Seconded. It's a shame so few people even consider traveling by train. If the train ride is less than 24 hours long, I won't even consider flying to the destination.

      Instead of the familiar misery of flying or driving, it's like you've walked into a friendly neighborhood park... People are just up and strolling around, everyone talking to each other. No popping ears, no headache from low pressure (or from the screaming baby). Super-smooth ride even those who get car-sick are fine with. Electrical outlets everywhere. No emergency briefing. No mass (cattle-like) disembarking. No TSA x-rays and nail clipper confiscations. No long drive to the airport. No reason to get to the station 10 minutes early. etc.

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    3. Re:Another reason not to fly (unless you HAVE to) by MasterOfGoingFaster · · Score: 1

      Thanks for posting. I've been thinking of trying this.

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    4. Re:Another reason not to fly (unless you HAVE to) by bored · · Score: 1

      And if you get the right route, with a sleeper you can basically arrive at the train station in the evening, eat a nice meal on board, and go to bed, and awake at your destination.

      Oh, to live somewhere that was served by amtrak in a meaningful way.... Last time I looked at amtrak where I live the route took me a whole day in the wrong direction before turning and heading in the correct direction. An 11 hour tip by car took close to 48 hours on the train.

    5. Re:Another reason not to fly (unless you HAVE to) by s7uar7 · · Score: 1

      Out of interest, how long did it take between arriving at the station and boarding the train? There must be a distance at which it becomes more time effective to use the train instead of a plane, especially considering that many stations are right in the centre of towns and cities.

    6. Re:Another reason not to fly (unless you HAVE to) by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      I live on the West Coast; our Amtrak service is terrible. (Possible exception: the Cascades train that goes through Eugene and Vancouver. Both Vancouvers. I haven't had a chance to ride it yet.)

      The standard aluminum trains (cars built, at best, 1975) are slow, filthy, and always at least one hour late.

    7. Re:Another reason not to fly (unless you HAVE to) by antdude · · Score: 1

      Ditto, but it sucks going over oceans, across countries, etc. I wished we had (tele/trans)porters now. :(

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    8. Re:Another reason not to fly (unless you HAVE to) by mjwx · · Score: 1

      My last vacation I took the train (Amtrak Autotrain, Lorton VA to Sanford FL) it was a wonderful experience. Excellent service and food on the southbound trip. Northbound was...okay - I would say very good, except that the southbound trip crew was awesome.

      That said, even the "okay" service on the northbound trip was FAR better than any airline experience I have ever had- even when I've flown first class.

      The US is a world apart from Asia and Europe. In Asia in particular, security is fast in many places, no full body scanners, full service airlines have free food, drink and booze. I went from Sydney to LAX yesterday, stepping of a QANTAS flight and moving through onto a US airline was bedlam. Absolute pandemonium. It doesn't help that LAX's signage can only be described as fucking awful. Lines were terrible, having to remove my belt and shoes (which I've never had to do at any other airport ever before) was an utter pain in the arse (because when the belt comes off, my comfy flying slacks come down) and the TSA's directions were less than stellar. The TSA has convinced me that it's better to fly in track pants and flip flops.

      Seriously, if you want to enjoy air travel, fly a decent airline like Singapore, Malaysian or even QANTAS. Going to an Asian international hub like Singapore Changi or KLIA (Kuala Lumpur) is like going back in time to when air travel was actually fun. QANTAS have self service snack/drink bars where you can get all the pretzels and soda you want, 3 meal services on a 13 hour flight and if you would like a beer, just ask one of the flight attendants.

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  8. Bremen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Came across twice on that. Barcalounger? How about a 5-star hotel. Took a while longer.

    Yeah, the same Bremen, only back in the 60s.

  9. What a useless article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are no pictures or diagrams of what the seat design looked like before and after. No discussion of the ergonomics of the change. No nothing.

    Just another bitch session about big evil corporate airlines taking bailout money and treating people more like cattle.

    The sad thing is that I might have expected better from Slashdot 10 years ago, but today this is just what I expect.

    For shame.

    1. Re:What a useless article by Infestedkudzu · · Score: 1

      Might be a bit strong, but I agree this should be about efficiency and ergonomics, maybe some other stuff. It's good that they got rid of old foam style seating. But i bet they had no thought to our long term / short term health.

    2. Re:What a useless article by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      There are some pictures here and here. I have to admit it looks like the saving is in the thickness, not squeezing the passenger. I wonder how it copes with the kid who insists on kicking the seat in front!

  10. Abolutely Shameful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I'm 6'5" (1.96m) and the biggest problem I have is the seat width. Thing is, I'm not fat, not particularly broad built or even unusually tall. It's just really difficult to get in them, especially when the arms are fixed. The seats as it stands are made for people who are 5'8" or smaller.

    This isn't progress, it's shameful profiteering.

    1. Re:Abolutely Shameful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Dude, I'm 5"8, and trust me even I feel boxed in. I completely understand taller guys must hate flying. My buddy who is about your height (6'4" I think) says that it's torture flying and that's considering he usually has his kids flanking him so at least he has elbow room.

    2. Re:Abolutely Shameful by TheRaven64 · · Score: 2

      My main complaint is the seat backs. They seem to be the exact opposite of the shape of an ergonomic chair, so they push forward at the base (restricting leg room) and then have no support for the lower back. You could easily make the seats thinner and more comfortable, if you took a quick look at the shape of a human before designing them.

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    3. Re:Abolutely Shameful by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 1

      Dude if you don't realized you are abnormally tall you've been living on another planet. You are taller than 99% of other males. I suppose though at 3 sigma physicists will only say you are showing signs of being another life form and you need to grow to 5 sigma for it to be confirmed.

      Maybe its time we have a section of the plane for "big" people - either too tall, too wide or both. With higher prices, of course. And while we are at it, cones of silence for screaming kids.

    4. Re:Abolutely Shameful by berashith · · Score: 1

      i recently flew with my two children. The extra space was awesome. The fact that I paid for 4 seats was not so awesome. I was comfortable, but I could have bought a car, so you get what you pay for.

    5. Re:Abolutely Shameful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude if you don't realized you are abnormally tall you've been living on another planet. You are taller than 99% of other males. I suppose though at 3 sigma physicists will only say you are showing signs of being another life form and you need to grow to 5 sigma for it to be confirmed.

      Maybe its time we have a section of the plane for "big" people - either too tall, too wide or both. With higher prices, of course. And while we are at it, cones of silence for screaming kids.

      wtf are you talking about? China?

    6. Re:Abolutely Shameful by radarskiy · · Score: 1

      I'm 5'5" and even I have trouble with my knees hitting the seat in front of me and my shoulders banging into my neighbors.

    7. Re:Abolutely Shameful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe its time we have a section of the plane for "big" people - either too tall, too wide or both. With higher prices, of course.

      Dude, I may be 'abnormally tall' but I'm not abnormally stupid. Did you realized that?

    8. Re: Abolutely Shameful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm 5'8" and they still suck, you insensitive clod.

    9. Re: Abolutely Shameful by cerberusss · · Score: 1

      So? Pay for extra leg room.

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  11. Depends which way you turn when you the aircraft by gnalre · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Jami Counter, senior director at SeatGuru.com, which tracks airline seats and amenities. 'All that foam cushion and padding probably didn't add all that much comfort. All that's been taken out,' he said. 'You haven't really lost all that much if the airline does it right.'"

    He shouted from business class.

    I wonder if we made a law that said all airline executives had to fly economy whether they would be so keen to make these changes

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  12. How many people buy a ticket based on leg room? by trout007 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    If people just go to their favorite travel website and sort flights by cost this will continue to happen. Consumers are giving the signal they care about nothing other than cost. If it becomes uncomfortable enough that people select airlines based on comfort over price the airlines will respond. They just want the money. If they could get away with charging more for bean bag seats they would respond.

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    1. Re:How many people buy a ticket based on leg room? by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 5, Insightful

      If people just go to their favorite travel website and sort flights by cost this will continue to happen. Consumers are giving the signal they care about nothing other than cost. If it becomes uncomfortable enough that people select airlines based on comfort over price the airlines will respond. They just want the money. If they could get away with charging more for bean bag seats they would respond.

      Is there even a way to sort flights by leg room (or other seat size parameter) on any travel website? Even if one knew the seat pitches in the aircraft that a given airline uses from external sources, one doesn't necessarily know what "equipment" is being used for any given flight. And even then, they're not all necessarily furnished identically. And your plane could change any time between booking and boarding. If you know of a way to do it, I want to know.

      And besides, even wishing for this sort of thing will surely prompt some Slashdot griefer to call me "entitled" for stating my product and service preferences.

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    2. Re:How many people buy a ticket based on leg room? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do - as a consequence I only fly Lufthansa or Austrian. Any others are too painful.

    3. Re:How many people buy a ticket based on leg room? by Kjella · · Score: 1

      They already do that here in Norway on long charter trips, if you want to sit a) less cramped or with b) more legroom or c) the full space near the emergency exists you will pay extra. But for the typical 45-90 minute flight time I honestly don't care. I could sit on a bicycle seat in almost standing position if it'd pass safety regulations and brought decent savings.

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    4. Re:How many people buy a ticket based on leg room? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sure, select the flight then get economy+ or first class..

    5. Re:How many people buy a ticket based on leg room? by gnalre · · Score: 1

      I could sit on a bicycle seat in almost standing position if it'd pass safety regulations and brought decent savings.

      Please do not give RyanAir any ideas. They are doing perfectly well in making flying the travel equivalent of water boarding themselves without any extra input

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    6. Re:How many people buy a ticket based on leg room? by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      I do - as a consequence I only fly Lufthansa or Austrian. Any others are too painful.

      Ya, but they don't fly from Cincinnati to LA. You gotta fly to Frankfurt to get a flight to LA. That's in Germany. Capital is Berlin. Population: 80.3 million. Very nice forests.

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    7. Re:How many people buy a ticket based on leg room? by RivenAleem · · Score: 1

      They already do this. The front row and the overwing exits can be reserved for an additional fee.

    8. Re:How many people buy a ticket based on leg room? by smpoole7 · · Score: 1

      > sort flights by cost

      I'm willing to pay a little more for a better seat, but flying from a smaller airport (Birmingham, AL), there aren't that many choices. You're gonna be stuck on a CRJ most of the time. You don't fly in those things, you wear them. :)

      My wife and I have driven 2-1/2 hrs to the Nashville airport in the past just to get a better plane. Of course, the security is lot more of a hassle at a larger airport. It's a beautiful thing. Compensation: getting to watch all the musician wannabes walking around with their instruments, trying desperately to Look Cool. "Hey, I'm in Nashville, someone notice me!" :)

      Look: you know what's gonna happen (and is already happening): most of Coach will be cheap, itty-bitty seats all smished together, but for a small upcharge, you can sit in the "extended coach" or "Real Seats(tm)" or "Slightly Wider" sections. I can't justify paying the hilariously higher price for First, but I'm willing to pop an extra $50 for that.

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    9. Re:How many people buy a ticket based on leg room? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Usually I want to fly to a certain destination at a given day. You'd be surprised how much *that* cuts down on my options. And that is being somewhat flexible in my departure airport.

      For instance, I recently booked a flight to Stockholm. I checked from Brussels Charleroi, Frankfurt Hahn, Luxembourg airport, Eindhoven Airport and Amsterdam Schiphol airport. Yeah - most of those entail travelling to the airport for a few hours.
      Guess what? There were about 3 options on the right departure date, exactly one of which offered comfortable departure times (i.e. no need to get up at 5am on your holidays if you don't live under the runway).
      Eenie-meeny-miny-moe, right??

      But it's even worse. I care about legspace and not having to pay extra for checked luggage and other things. But my first priority when I book a flight is to get to where I am going on any date that suits me and my plans, without travelling for more than 3hrs before getting to the departure airport, and without paying extra while having a stopover (usually, the RyanAir competitors here require a stopover to achieve what Ryanair does with a direct flight :s).

      Turns out that even without planning a date or making any other plans than a destination airport, this constraint tends to limit the choices to "here's your flight" usually, and "here's the company you're flying with" invariably.

      So actually, currently it's more "I'd be thrilled to pay if you fly to my destination from a more convenient airport on slightly more convenient dates".
      I wish I was in a position where the travel plans were not constraint by idiotic schedules (seriously, a schedule for Tuesday evenings and Thursday mornings? Oh boy, a whole Wednesday to spend at the destination!), but by choice of leg space / seat space / overhead locker space.

      Reality: we're not there and I think we're sooner going to have to pay for overhead locker space than that we'll get an option to pay for improved seating conditions on the flights you'll actually take.

    10. Re:How many people buy a ticket based on leg room? by evilviper · · Score: 1

      If people just go to their favorite travel website and sort flights by cost this will continue to happen.

      Except ALL the airlines are squeezing passengers. There is no expensive carrier you can select to get more room. Paying more for nothing is just throwing money away...

      I've long wanted something between coach and first/business class... but nobody offers it. A little more legroom both in front and to the sides, a seat that reclines significantly more, and TWO OF MY OWN DAMN ARMRESTS YOU BASTARDS!

      If they could get away with charging more for bean bag seats they would respond.

      Nope. They will not deviate from the lowest-common denominator unless you're willing to pay business-class prices for your ticket... At which point I might just buy TWO adjacent coach seats for myself, instead.

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    11. Re:How many people buy a ticket based on leg room? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Several years ago, I used to fly to Milwaukee on a regular basis. Midwest Express had a hub there, and I was happy to pay the extra $10 - $15 per round trip to enjoy their wide, comfy, leather seats and hot chocolate chip cookies.

    12. Re:How many people buy a ticket based on leg room? by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 2

      Several years ago, I used to fly to Milwaukee on a regular basis. Midwest Express had a hub there, and I was happy to pay the extra $10 - $15 per round trip to enjoy their wide, comfy, leather seats and hot chocolate chip cookies.

      Oh yeah. Midwest Express in the days of champagne and cookies was the way to fly, at least into larger airports. That leg into Madison or Moline on twin-engine, bug-smackin', Buddy Holly plane, not quite so much.

      I didn't even mind a layover in MKE to fly Midwest Express. They had the best (only?) used bookstore in any US airport. Found my copy of Abramowitz and Stegun there.

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    13. Re:How many people buy a ticket based on leg room? by div_2n · · Score: 1

      My experience is that seats that offer legroom in the economy cabin go very fast including the premium economy seats on transcontinental flights. Seems people are willing to pay a 300 to 500 extra for that comfort if they're going to be stuck in that seat for a while. Business class adds just too much cost to be as attractive.

    14. Re:How many people buy a ticket based on leg room? by div_2n · · Score: 1

      Yes -- premium economy (Kayak and Expedia offer this search) and by selecting your own seats to get exit rows and such.

    15. Re:How many people buy a ticket based on leg room? by magic+maverick+ · · Score: 1

      There's been something called premium economy on most airlines I've flown recently. It's (depending on the length of the flight) between 50 to a few hundred dollars more expensive. I don't think I've seen it on the transcontinental (10 to 12 hours) flights. You get the same meals as economy class, but you get to board earlier, and you get more leg room, and sometimes better seats.
      Maybe the concept hasn't reached that backward America place though.

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    16. Re:How many people buy a ticket based on leg room? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can see the model of aircraft that will you will be flying on, so yes, you do know the equipment. Of course, it CAN change at the last minute, but this is rare. If you really want, you can go look up the aircraft and find reviews on SeatGuru of every seat in that plane. The information is readily available but few people use it.

      You are right that not all planes are furnished identically, but if you really care about comfort, you can look up a lot on sites like SeatGuru. Avoid an airline that has poorly maintained seats or other issues. But most people are not doing this and even if you put right on Expedia "This seat can't recline and will give you chronic back pain," if that flight/seat is $50-100 less, people will flock to it. All the travel sites have made it easy for people to shop the lowest fare and not worry about any of the other issues...and then they complain when their low-bid accommodations are not so good.

      That's not to say that domestic airlines offer great experiences. Try a foreign airline to see how much better it can be--but those airlines charge a lot more money (or in the case of China Airlines, pay their staff almost nothing and allow passengers to sexually harass the female flight attendants with impunity). It's been a race to the bottom: to compete, it has to be cheaper than the competitors. And actually, this has been good for airlines because in order not to turn off business passengers, they've taken what they used to give away and turned them into benefits for frequent fliers. It makes businessmen stick with one airline to ensure a decent level of service, since they don't want to deal with cattle-car like conditions either, especially if they're flying a lot.

      Source: Flown over 100k miles in the last 2 years. Not as many as some, but enough to have learned how the whole thing works. I stick with Delta and know their livery pretty well, so I always know what seats are good and bad. (Bulkhead on 757 = awesome, not so much on a 737).

    17. Re:How many people buy a ticket based on leg room? by LeadSongDog · · Score: 1

      Ya, but they don't fly from Cincinnati to LA. You gotta fly to Frankfurt to get a flight to LA. That's in Germany. Capital is Berlin. Population: 80.3 million. Very nice forests.

      Yeah, if you like your trees all marching in nice straight ranks.

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    18. Re:How many people buy a ticket based on leg room? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If people just go to their favorite travel website and sort flights by cost this will continue to happen.

      Unfortunately, many of the customers have no choice in the matter. Most business travelers are required to choose the cheapest seat.

    19. Re:How many people buy a ticket based on leg room? by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 2

      Seatguru.com. Shows you the seat configuration for each airplane type on each airline.

      Here's how my flight selection works: figure out who flies to where I want to go and get into a ball-park area for price. Identify the planes they use, and look up their general seat configuration on seat-guru. Identify who has the most legroom (generally economy+ class or some similar thing), check if the price is still affordable, and take that.

      Fun fact: the economy+ class seats on an Air France Airbus A380 have more legroom and incline more than the business class seats on a Boeing 777 from one of the American airlines.

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    20. Re:How many people buy a ticket based on leg room? by Rob+the+Bold · · Score: 1

      You can see the model of aircraft that will you will be flying on, so yes, you do know the equipment.

      Maybe this is more of a hub to hub kind of thing. I see a lot of flights where the equipment isn't specified (Delta) or listed as some kind of unspecified Dash-8 variant (US Airways). Perhaps in those cases it doesn't really matter what kind of mini-plane your regional affiliate carrier is using, it's not gonna be comfy if you can't even stand upright in the aisle.

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    21. Re:How many people buy a ticket based on leg room? by bored · · Score: 1

      Yah, http://www.seatguru.com/ has more detailed information like seat pitch for each airline and model of plane. The information isn't 100% accurate but it points in the right direction.

    22. Re:How many people buy a ticket based on leg room? by bored · · Score: 1

      I'm in that camp, every chance I get I buy the upgrades. But it seems many airlines would rather give the upgrade to a frequent flyer, than have me actually pay cash for it.

      Often I wonder WTF, a business class ticket costs 5x or more the economy ticket price when they are going to give 1/2 of them away. More than once I've considered buying adjacent seats in economy and using them like a bed.

    23. Re:How many people buy a ticket based on leg room? by neurovish · · Score: 1

      Yes -- premium economy (Kayak and Expedia offer this search) and by selecting your own seats to get exit rows and such.

      Which isn't really the same as choosing to pay $100 more for a roundtrip ticket on Delta instead of USAir because you see that the coach seats on Delta have 33cm of legroom, while on USAir it is only 30cm. Not that that is the case with Delta and USAir, but I would certainly take that into account if I knew at time of searching instead of having to go and research the seat layouts of all the airlines.

    24. Re:How many people buy a ticket based on leg room? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They already do this. The front row and the overwing exits can be reserved for an additional fee.

      Uh... is there any airline that doesn't have that option nowadays? And if not for an extra fee then for their frequent flyer club members.

    25. Re:How many people buy a ticket based on leg room? by radarskiy · · Score: 1

      I have flown Lufthansa intra-Europe... those seats are something like lawn chairs.

    26. Re:How many people buy a ticket based on leg room? by colordev · · Score: 1

      some websites also provide lists of seat distances. An Informed customer may then calculate the value of those available extra inches.

    27. Re:How many people buy a ticket based on leg room? by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      The problem with this is that there is no guarantee that just because the flight is supposed to be on a 737-800 that it actually will be on a 737-800. They might sub out an A320 at the last minute, or whatever.

      I always use Seatguru, but it is only of limited usefulness. Better than nothing...

    28. Re:How many people buy a ticket based on leg room? by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 1

      True - but it's your best shot at getting good seats. Subbing out planes is fortunately pretty rare, as it means that there was a major issue with the planned plane. So far, I'd put the subbing out rate at under 10%.

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  13. some of us will notice... by confused+one · · Score: 1

    I'm a big guy. Not necessarily that I'm fat; but, I have a large frame and wide shoulders. Knowing this I always try to get a window or aisle seat. I found the seats on my last flight to be so tight and I had to lean to one side to avoid constantly rubbing shoulders and arms with the person sitting next to me. Take out another inch of width away and I'm just not going to fit.

    1. Re:some of us will notice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a big guy. Not necessarily that I'm fat; but, I have a large frame and wide shoulders. Knowing this I always try to get a window or aisle seat. I found the seats on my last flight to be so tight and I had to lean to one side to avoid constantly rubbing shoulders and arms with the person sitting next to me. Take out another inch of width away and I'm just not going to fit.

      That's a really nice argument you made there against them removing an inch side-to-side. Unfortunately, you apparently failed to notice that this article was all about removing an inch front-to-back. Nice try, though. Apparently your slashdot username for chosen for a good reason.

    2. Re:some of us will notice... by NoNonAlphaCharsHere · · Score: 1
      From TFS:

      As recently as 2010, most airlines buying Boeing's big 777 opted for nine seats across. Now it's 10 across on 70 percent of newly-built 777s, Boeing says.

      That's a really good argument you made there for compulsory reading comprehension captchas. Unfortunately, you apparently failed to notice that you don't know how to understand what you read before you start flaming. Apparently you decided to post AC for a good reason.

    3. Re:some of us will notice... by confused+one · · Score: 1

      oddly, I did read the article. Since I'm over 6' tall, I notice the front to back reductions as well, at the knees. I was making comment on the last flight I was on and objecting to the inch by inch reductions the airlines continue to make. While I was specific (because of the specific example I used) I intended it to be taken as a generalization. Next time, to make it clear to pendants, I will type a full paragraph containing technical specifications, rather than a 3 line blurb.

  14. Good news for yoga instructors by twicepending · · Score: 3, Insightful

    "The seats Southwest has put on nearly its entire fleet are 31 inches apart, about an inch less than before"
    " Boeing says. American's newest 777s are set up 10-across in coach"

    I'm 6'6" (198cm) and on behalf of tall people everywhere can I express a warm and heartfelt welcome to this policy of even further reducing the amount of room available, if this trend continues soon the we tall people will only be able to fly coach by adopting the Dwi Pada Sirsasana pose which if nothing else should please yoga instructors.

  15. Seat weight by aclarke · · Score: 2

    I've wondered for a long time why airline seats are so (seemingly) heavy. It seemed like a no-brainer that they'd be spending money on lighter weight seats. So, I was really surprised upon reading the article that the guy from Recaro said that 5 years ago, their seats weight about 29 lbs. That's surprisingly light for a seat that size and apparent heft when you look at them. Even more incredible is they've managed to save a further 9 lbs off that with their lightest current seat.

    At 6'4 I'm pretty protective over my legroom. In my opinion they should improve coach by just not allowing reclining seats. I know that will never "fly", but it really pisses me off when some 5'1 person in front of me reclines their seat all the way back into me once the plane takes off. I just pretend the seat is back in its upright position, and if that means they get bumped every two minutes, they can just move their seatback forward. I guess it's only going to get worse. Or, I have to get a lot richer and start flying in a more expensive class.

    1. Re:Seat weight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      29lb isn't that impressive when you consider they're not individual seats, but actually glorified benches.

    2. Re:Seat weight by aclarke · · Score: 1

      Why shouldn't I expect you to keep your seat upright? I have no problem making a trans-continental redeye flight with my seat upright. It's not what I'd call "comfortable", but it's not "comfortable" with the seat back either.

      I could contend that if you want a more comfortable seat with reclining room, then YOU should be the one buying the more expensive seat.

      I also make allowances for the fact that a larger person is going to want more reclining space than a smaller person, and what time of day/night it is. My point remains though, if you're 5'1 and the person behind you is 6'4, you should take that into consideration before you put your seat all the way back, right after take-off, in the middle of the afternoon.

    3. Re:Seat weight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been dreaming of seats that move forward as you recline, so that you reduce your own legroom when you recline. I was amazed to see it in my latest flight. I don't know if these new redesigned seats are like that, but there's hope.

    4. Re:Seat weight by dj245 · · Score: 1

      29lb isn't that impressive when you consider they're not individual seats, but actually glorified benches.

      It is pretty impressive for a seat which has to support a 200lb person in a 16g crash and not break.

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    5. Re:Seat weight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You *could* also recline your seat.

      The seat provided by the airline allow the person in front to recline, so you have no right to dictate what the person in front can do. If you have complains, direct that at the airline that do not provide sufficient space for the passengers. Don't take it out on the person in front of you unless he is the executive of the airline.

      The fact that you kick the person's back infringes of the other person's right.

    6. Re:Seat weight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You *could* also recline your seat.

      The seat provided by the airline allow the person in front to recline, so you have no right to dictate what the person in front can do. If you have complains, direct that at the airline that do not provide sufficient space for the passengers. Don't take it out on the person in front of you unless he is the executive of the airline.

      The fact that you kick the person's back infringes of the other person's right.

      He's not dictating what the person in front can do, he's just making them aware that decisions have consequences. A consequence of leaning back into my space is the seat gets bumped every time I turn the page in my novel or adjust my legs. It's as simple as that. Once they've reclined into my lap, their rights end. I'm not their barber.

    7. Re: Seat weight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agree. Fuck that asshole, my back is more important than your knees asshole, not his fault he is so tall but yeah I am not going to be in pain just because some of his genes producing certain proteins did not get silenced until much later than usual. You should think yourself as someone who imposes on others similarly like a really obese person and it doesn't matter to me that unlike the obese person you had no hand in this.. you see I really don't care .. all I care about is my back and you can adjust to paying for a better seat or not flying at all. Take care and don't bonk your head against the door frame on our eay put. Thank you!

    8. Re:Seat weight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why shouldn't I expect you to keep your seat upright?

      Because you gave him permission when you bought your ticket, and are now complaining about the deal after the fact. Other tickets are available - you chose the "person in front of me can recline" option and are now bitching about it.

    9. Re:Seat weight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm surprised they're not all mesh-like chairs you see in staples, with nothing but easily-serviceable aluminum frame with a wire mesh... would make it easier to find/clean stuff under the seats in-between-flights.

    10. Re:Seat weight by Anubis+IV · · Score: 2

      You *could* also recline your seat.

      And how does that fix the problem? All that would do is introduce a new problem into the system for the person behind me without solving my problem in the least. I hate to break it to you, but the reason your chair stops reclining is not because it's hit a mechanical stop, but rather because it's hit my knees. Reclining my seat does nothing to fix that problem, since my knees are still firmly planted in your seat back, and your earlier "Fuck you. Seriously fuck you." when a commenter said that you'd have to deal with him hitting the back of your chair suggests that you have no consideration at all for the fact that this is what happens to many people. What do you expect him to do? Hold perfectly still (and lose circulation to his legs) for that 9 hour flight, just so that your "right" to not have your chair bumped can be upheld in your world of fictional privileges?

      The seat provided by the airline allow the person in front to recline, so you have no right to dictate what the person in front can do.

      "I can do it, so you can't complain!" That's seriously your argument? We live in a world where we're capable of doing a lot of things, but we have a system of rules in place preventing us from doing them, with some of those rules being stronger than others. For instance...

      "The accelerator provided by the car maker allows me to run red lights, so you have no right to dictate what the person in the other car can do."

      "The phone provided by the carrier allows a cell phone user to take phone calls, so you have no right to dictate what the person in the crowded theater can do."

      "The urinal provided by the bathrooms allows the next person to take a piss right beside you, so you have no right to dictate which urinal the person walking into the bathroom can choose."

      All of those may be technically true (after all, I don't have governing authority in any of those cases), but what you've neglected to consider is that we live in a society that's capable of functioning because of laws, agreed upon policies, and social conventions built on courtesies. Sure, there's no law saying you can't lean your seat back, whereas there is a law saying you can't run a red light. And sure, there's no airline policy saying you can't lean your seat back, whereas there are theater policies saying you can't take a phone call. But there are still courtesies and conventions dictating that you shouldn't lean your seat back, just as you shouldn't occupy the urinal next to the other guy. Neglecting to abide by those social conventions comes with consequences that you bring on yourself. In the case of the urinal, it'll be angry glares and ridicule behind your back. In the case of a reclined seat, it'll be the well-deserved and intense ire of the person behind you, as well as your chair being bumped when the person makes any movement at all.

      Your "Do you seriously expect me to spend 9 hours sitting with a seat back that is almost leaning forward?" comment from earlier is more or less the equivalent of "but I really needed to go, so did you really expect me not to take the open urinal?" We all understand where you're coming from. We've all been in that place before, and we've likely made the same poor choice you have too at some point, if not on the plane, then at the urinal or somewhere else. We're human. We're not always perfectly courteous. And we're all stuck on the same flight, just the same as you, so if you want to lean your seat back, we understand why you did so. That said, just because you may have our understanding doesn't mean that the action is magically excused. Sorry, but if you're going to make that bed, then you just need to learn to lie in it and deal with the consequences, the same as the rest of us.

      The fact that you kick the person's back infringes of the other person's right.

      Sorry, I must have missed that "right" when I skimmed

    11. Re:Seat weight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why shouldn't I expect you to keep your seat upright?

      Because you gave him permission when you bought your ticket, and are now complaining about the deal after the fact. Other tickets are available - you chose the "person in front of me can recline" option and are now bitching about it.

      republicans can shut down the government after the deal's been made, too. The "deal" is never done.

    12. Re:Seat weight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > and if that means they get bumped every two minutes

      You, sir, are a jerk.

    13. Re:Seat weight by mikael · · Score: 1

      That's OK. The greatest damage is the luggage falling from the overhead lockers. Fortunately, the passengers are there to take the impact and prevent the seats from being damaged.

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    14. Re:Seat weight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's so much easier to be a passive-aggressive victim than actually doing something productive like voting with your wallet, isn't it? Jesus. Does your mom still wipe your butt for you, too?

    15. Re:Seat weight by psithurism · · Score: 1

      The AC, should not have started this thread with "Fuck you." I don't think this is so much either passenger's fault as it is the airlines fault for not accounting for the fact that not all people are 5'6" and 160lbs (which I'm told is who the seats are designed for), despite the clearly different sizes of people that come through there.

      Anyway, I thought I might try to contribute a sane pro-leaner position into this thread: as a guy with specific difficulty with my back, need to lean that seat back. I paid for a seat that I understood I could recline, so I would be rather grumpy to hear, "Not on this flight, there's tall guy behind you." Again, I think this is the airlines fault, to put us in a space where we clearly can't both fit.

      There are no rights that cover people either way, and clearly courtesy could be argued about all day, but I was told I could recline the seat back and honestly did not take note of the size of the guy behind me, because being around the 5'6" 160lbs guy, never thought about whether it would make the person behind me uncomfortable. Really, I'm sorry if I crushed your knees on some flight.

    16. Re:Seat weight by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      I'm actually okay with that reason. I take issue with folks like the AC who spout nonsense about their "right" to not be bumped, since it's clear that he has an overblown sense of entitlement and made a choice to utterly disregard the people around him, but I have no problems with otherwise courteous people who are in a tough spot like yours. I've had my legs crushed numerous times, but I try my best to assume that the people doing it have their reasons.

      As such, I've never chosen to speak up, make a scene, or even to intentionally bump the seat in front of me while on a flight. As much as I can, I avoid bumping their seat at all, but clearly we must have a compromise, since I'll need to adjust my legs over the course of the flight in order to avoid the sorts of health complications that can arise from keeping legs cramped and stationary for too long, and that'll necessitate bumping the seat. I can't help it, and so I'd hope that the person in front of me would be willing to extend the same benefit of the doubt to me that I offered them, and assume that I am not being malicious.

      Again, it's a give and take. In a perfect world we'd both be perfectly comfortable, but I'm quite willing to sacrifice some of my comfort in order to aid the health of your back, so long as you're willing to sacrifice some of your comfort in order to aid the health of my legs. I don't go into a flight thinking that I have a "right" to be comfortable; my goal is merely to try and make myself as least-uncomfortable as possible without making the people around me unnecessarily uncomfortable, and it sounds like your idea is much the same.

      But the AC's notion that he should be able to recline his seat for no apparent reason without getting bumped just gets under my skin, since it suggests that his comfort is more important than the well-being of the person behind him. After all, just as you can't do anything about your back, I can't do anything about my height beyond requesting an aisle seat or an escape row, both of which may be unavailable at times. We're both going to be uncomfortable, as a result, so we need to work together to make the best of it.

      Put differently, I agree that the airline plays a role in all of this, but even if the airline created a bad situation, that doesn't give anyone involved a right to make it worse for other people there. We still have a responsibility to not induce unnecessary discomfort in others around us, so while it's perfectly understandable that the AC would lean back or that the person behind him would kick the AC's seat, that doesn't mean that either of them is in the right.

    17. Re:Seat weight by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      Ad hominem, much? You're taking the lazy way out by assuming I'm all talk and no walk, even though you have no basis for that belief. And who said anything about being passive aggressive? I said that he should expect people to kick his seat as a natural consequence of putting it back like that. I never said that I condoned other people doing so. In fact, I've made a point of not doing so.

      But let's step into your argument anyway. By your comment, you seem to be suggesting that I should pay for a more expensive class of seat, despite the fact that I can't do anything to control my height and I was told I'd have enough leg room with the seat I was already in. In what way does that make any sense? We're all already going to be uncomfortable in those seats as it is, but that doesn't give someone a "right" to fully recline their seat, let alone to do so without expecting to be bumped. Sorry, but if my legs are crushed under the seat like that, there are health consequences to take into account, so if I need to shift my legs, you're just going to have to deal with it. As I said earlier, I won't be kicking your seat intentionally, but it's simply going to happen as part of my actual need to shift around, and this notion that you have a "right" to not be bumped is absurd.

      And the fact is, I've been voting with my wallet as well, but in a different way. I've gone from taking several flights a year to, in the last two years, taking none at all, and I've successfully discouraged many friends and members of my family from taking them as often as well. I've had to give up some things, such as periodically visiting close friends who live across the country, but alternative transportation has been sufficient so far for all of my business trips and for most of my personal ones.

      But hey, that ad hominem? Solid thinking. Totally undermined everything I was saying. And I'm sure you've already voted with your wallet as well, lending credibility to your statement. It's rational discourse like this that keeps bringing me back to Slashdot.

    18. Re:Seat weight by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      It sounds like you are saying that sitting in front of a tall person should be similar to sitting near a baby. Luck of the draw, sucks for you but sorry you just have to put up with it.

      On the flip side I have arthritis and other join issues that mean I need to recline the seat somewhat in order to sleep on those long 12 hour flights. Well, I say "sleep", but it's more like "sit there with my eyes closed and try to rest". Anyway, the only viable solution seems to be to seat people such that all the tall people are together and agree not to recline, which seems do-able.

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    19. Re:Seat weight by Anubis+IV · · Score: 1

      That actually seems like a really good idea. It seems like there are several social ways to engineer a solution, whether it be seating tall people on aisles, at escape rows, or having some sort of a system for coordinating who reclines and where they are relative to tall folks.

      Anyway, it was not my intention to suggest an attitude along the lines of "tough luck" if you ended up seated in front of a tall person. Rather, I was explaining my personal experience as a tall person, but was intending to generalize the rest of what I said to be applicable regardless of if you were in front of a tall person or not. I know plenty of people of normal height who are none too pleased by having the person in front of them recline either.

      That said, I've already responded to someone else to soften my original statements, since I definitely stated things more strongly than intended. My beef was really just with the sorts of folks who feel that they are entitled to a comfortable ride, other people's health and comfort be damned. If you or anyone else has a legitimate reason for needing to recline your seat, I'm not the sort who will kick your seat intentionally (and I'll assume that you DO have a valid reason, unless given cause to believe otherwise), though it will naturally happen simply because I'll need to shift my legs at some point, and the only way I can get the space I need to do so is by pressing them into your seat. It's not a hostile response to your reclining; rather, it's simply the way things are because of the space available, and so I took issue with the AC who thought he had a "right" not to be bumped by the person behind him.

  16. Other news by mdsolar · · Score: 4, Funny

    Sardines claim conditions cramped in tin.

  17. Mandatory Come Fly With Me by StripedCow · · Score: 5, Funny
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  18. Time for Tube Planes by Bigbutt · · Score: 4, Funny

    A bunch of tubes (or padded cubes) where the passenger slides in, a hatch is closed behind them and soothing music is piped in to help them sleep (or gas, whichever works best).

    [John]

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    1. Re:Time for Tube Planes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So many benefits. Press a call button and the rack of tubes shuffles you to the a location where the tube can be extracted and tilted so you can exit and visit the dunny. While you're not in it you can lock your tube so that nobody can add or remove anything. Zero passenger interaction... captain can lock everyone in if need be.

      The possibility to pack tubes into a honeycomb structure could convert a lot of dead space in the passenger cabin into usable space... furthermore... packing into a honeycomb structure could give a lot of structural strength to the airframe allowing weight savings in other areas.

      Quicker turn-around time too... you could start loading passengers for the next flight before the current one has finished de-planing... pods can be prepared for re-use in a dedicated facility rather than dragging a cleaning crew and their equiptment on and off the plane between flights.

      Granted, this is probably only good for people travelling alone... can't imagine families wanting to be split up... or maybe I can, esp if it's considerably cheaper than traditional mostly-empty airplanes.

      Think Japanese businessman's mini-hotel in the air... 8+hrs in that, no worries. A couple of movies, a nap, all the while fully horizontal.. yes please.

    2. Re:Time for Tube Planes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They would probably get a law to allow them to prostitute your body to the first class.

    3. Re:Time for Tube Planes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How does one use the restroom? Not sure I can hold my bladder for 12+ hrs.

    4. Re:Time for Tube Planes by internerdj · · Score: 1

      You are doing it wrong. You need to gas them first and then stack them like wood. If you just tube them they will fall where they choose and you can't fill the extra space with cargo.

  19. Siddown by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    Narrower and smaller? As American narrows seats and strips padding, Americans have been redesigning their seats fatter and wider for 30 years.

    And adding inch after inch of padding, too.

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    1. Re:Siddown by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      No you don't understand. Americans add padding, so seat designers remove it. Zero sum game!

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  20. Cargo by ad454 · · Score: 1

    Rather than do this incremental changes, why don't the airlines simply jump to their end game: drug economy class passengers, slap diapers on them, and put them in cargo?

    I am sure that people are working on promoting this as a anti-terrorist measure. (Won't someone think of the children?) Kind of reminds me of slowly boiling a frog in water, except we are the frogs.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boiling_frog

    If only we had decent high-speed rail options in North America. Whenever I fly to Europe, I typically take direct flights to hubs such as Frankfurt which have convenient rail stations, and then take a high speed train to my target city, if the train ride is less than 5 hours. (It is usually the cheaper and more convenient option, that takes the same amount of time, since it takes you straight to the city center, and avoids going through European airport security, waiting for a connecting flight, and taking another train to get from the airport to the city.)

    1. Re: Cargo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just get a rental car like everybody else.. sure beats waiting 2 hours for that oh so awesome high speed Bundesbahn ride that is more than often delayed. On top of that the Bundesbahn isn't exactly cheap and when I get into Deutschland after a 9+ hour flight I just don't feel like 5+ extra hours of added misery.

  21. Trains instead of Planes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know, I'm getting sick of being stuffed into airlines like sardines. If someone would make a SERIOUS attempt to bring back passenger train service, even if it took a few days to get across country, I'd likely go THAT route rather than fly anymore!

              And DON'T get me started on AMTRAK. I've ridden it. While comfortable the food and service generally sucks badly!

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    1. Re:Trains instead of Planes. by garyebickford · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, in the US we have AMTRAK, which (while the company is trying hard) suffers from being a bastardized federal 'solution', which was designed almost purposely to fail. Governments tend to be better at some thing than others. One of those things is building and maintaining highways and other infrastructure. Back in the late 1960s when the railroads in the US were all on the ropes and often going bankrupt, the US government bailed several of them out, sometimes by way of merging them with each other. The railroads have hated passengers for decades, and wanted to halt passenger service entirely.

      At that time the Feds could have worked a deal to nationalize the infrastructure - the rails, right of ways, etc., buying them from the railroad companies using any of several methods. This would have recapitalized the companies and elminated a large portion of their costs. The rail companies could have kept their switching yards and other non-mainline assets. The purchase could have been in the form of, say, 20 years of free rides on the new Federal Rail System. Then the route maintenance and planning could have been done for the benefit of communities and the overall transportation demands of the nation, while the railroads could be more competitive and more dynamic. Any entrepreneur who wanted to start providing a rail trip from point A to point B could, having met certain safety and stability requirements, could have started offering that trip to paying customers. Cities that wanted to re-route trackage or provide new services could negotiate with the Federal Rail System rather than companies with their own agendas. This would have been an optimal arrangement of public and private concerns.

      Instead we got a passenger train system that pays too much to the rail owners, gets last priority behind all freight (except for certain corridors), and has little or no power or influence over track maintenance or the ability to establish new routes or bring in new entrepreneurial initiatives. But the personnel do actually try - this is not a criticism of the folks who actually run the thing.

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  22. Great quote from the summary by cbope · · Score: 1

    I love it:

      'All that foam cushion and padding probably didn't add all that much comfort. All that's been taken out,' he said. 'You haven't really lost all that much if the airline does it right.'

    Pure speculation at its finest and spoken by a person who probably doesn't travel much.

    1. Re:Great quote from the summary by Ksevio · · Score: 1

      spoken by a person who probably doesn't travel much...

      ...in economy - I'm sure he travels plenty in business/first class where there is padding to spare.

  23. Airbus 2000 by Ronin+Developer · · Score: 1

    So, we all get to stand up like sardines? Fit a few more in the overhead bins....like right out of M.A.D. magazine's "No Frills Airlines" series.

    I still remember taking a flight home on Icelandic Air in the late 1980's....it was a tight fit...but, the food was amazing and the manner they treated us went way beyond exemplary. British Airways was the same way when I flew business class and, in one case, flying home sick (really bad sinus infection (non-infectious, btw)). They did everything they could to make my flight as comfortable as possible including giving me drinks so I would be able to sleep.

  24. Good thing I don't fly any more by overshoot · · Score: 1

    My first experience with the newer thin seats was on Continental maybe ten years ago. Within fifteen minutes of sitting down, half the muscles in my back were spasming. The only position I could stand was leaning far forward with my elbows on my knees. After that, I refused to fly Continental except for one case where the usual emergency reschedule landed me on one flying from Atlanta to Phoenix. Spent the whole trip "in the position" -- and I noticed that there were several others, incuding the woman next to me. We compared notes, same story.

    And if anyone tells you that packing in more passengers side-by-side won't be noticable, you can bet that either they always fly in first class or are damned small people. As is, put three men of even average size next to each other in a row and at least one of them has to lean forward or twist sideways to make room for all of the shoulder width. Never mind sitting next to someone who weighs 400 pounds and insists on putting the seat arms up so she can overflow into your lap.

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  25. Won't notice? by JeffOwl · · Score: 1

    Narrower but you won't notice? BS! I already have issues with lack of shoulder room between me and the guy next to me at times. I sometimes have a slight lean out into the aisle for the entire flight.

  26. The Ryanair Effect by ObsessiveMathsFreak · · Score: 2

    It's the Ryanair, low cost airline effect. It's all about the price, squeeze every penny, charge for baggage, (pretend to) charge for toilet usage, just get them from A to B for the minimum advertised price and them make them pay for it in discomfort, inconvenience, or extra charges later.

    And there's something to be said for this model. It has brought affordable, regular, international, air travel to the masses -- for the prices mentioned above.

    But, look, let me put it this way: I will pay the extra â100 or even â200 euros per flight to fly with Aer Lingus or BA, in some modicum of comfort, without the mental overhead of restrictions, and to be dropped off in an actual city instead of an airport 80km from where I want to go. There are limits to how low people will go for the right price and I think the airline industry has already hit that mark.

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    1. Re:The Ryanair Effect by Stormy+Dragon · · Score: 1

      There are limits to how low people will go for the right price and I think the airline industry has already hit that mark.

      Sure people all say that, but all the data on their actual purchasing patterns says exactly the opposite. The vast majority of people buying airline tickets care about price, price, and price.

    2. Re:The Ryanair Effect by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      There are limits to how low people will go for the right price and I think the airline industry has already hit that mark.

      No they haven't, not by a long shot. As someone who uses peak hour trains into the city, even the most crammed and worthless airline is still more pleasant than a daily commute, even if it is twice as long for an interstate flight.

      We still have reclining seats, in flight entertainment, and the option to purchase drinks and a consistent and often smooth ride all the way to the destination. No stop start mad rush as people squeeze past to get to the doors and cram more people in at the next station.

      You want to know an uncomfortable travel experience, take a train in Tokyo during peak hour. You'll be hugging your Ryanair seats on your flight home.

    3. Re:The Ryanair Effect by garyebickford · · Score: 1

      I wonder how much this has to do with what I would call the "catalog effect". I first noticed this on dating websites. When using a catalog we become obsessed with concerns that would not be significant factors when meeting someone in real life. When we meet someone interesting in real life, our interest is in how they interact with us in various ways - how much they make, their haircolor, their hobbies, etc. are not important then, and possibly not ever. But when we have this information on a web page, like comparing TVs we want to know every detail and put it all into our little internal spreadsheet of suitability.

      I think the same thing happens with flight picking - since the prices are there in front of us, we naturally tend to evaluate based on that. I have found myself actually choosing a flight that costs $20 less but requires me to take a less comfortable flight, travel farther to a different airport, pay more for parking, and/or leave at a time that may cost me $150 in lost wages. This obviously makes no sense but it's hard not to do it.

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    4. Re:The Ryanair Effect by Stormy+Dragon · · Score: 1

      Except the very fact you were in the catalog to begin with indicates price is your primary concern. If you were primarily concerned about flight experience, you'd have started by selecting an airline and then order the tickets directly on their site. The only reason to pull up a huge list of every airline that could possibly satisfy your requirements is if you really don't care which airline is providing the flight.

    5. Re:The Ryanair Effect by HiThere · · Score: 1

      No, because in the train you can stand up. It's not comfortable to stand up for a long time, but it sure beats many seats.

      FWIW, I have a knee problem that makes it difficult to stand for a long time, but it make it MUCH worse to keep it at a fixed angle. And I'm sensitive to rises at the front of seats, so it's often more comfortable to have a seat without padding.

      I don't know the Tokyo trains, in particular, but in most such things there are overhead rails that you can hold to support much of your weight, so I can shift my weight from joint to joint. This isn't good, but it's a lot better than keeping my knee bent at an inflexible angle.

      Now lets consider shoulder width. This is less significant, but I'm about 2 ft. from shoulder to shoulder, depending on how you measure it. This is much less accurate than "I'm 6 ft. from finger tip to finger tip with my arms spread", because the exact points of measure are more diffuse. I have a strong suspicion that I wouldn't even fit into the Ryanair seats. And I'm not near the outer edge of the population.

      I would ride the train in Tokyo without qualm (though admittedly I haven't done so in 3 decades). I wouldn't willingly even try to right Ryanair.

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    6. Re:The Ryanair Effect by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      So you have a specific ailment that prevents you from seating. That doesn't make you representative of the population.

      By the way sorry to hear that. As someone who presently can't stand because of a broken toe I know it really sucks being unable to do something others find perfectly ok.

    7. Re:The Ryanair Effect by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Japan Airlines (JAL) are competitive but offer an extra 10cm leg room in economy class as standard. It really depends on the route - 3 hours to some tourist trap resort and people will choose the cheapest option, but 12 hours to Japan and the £30 extra I paid to go with JAL instead of Virgin seems like an incredible bargain.

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  27. I recline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have gold status on two different major rewards programs which lets me board early. As soon as I get to my seat I recline it fully as a way of showing dominance over the person that sits behind me.

  28. newsworthyness ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Totally off topic, but I hate these newsitems that have no pictures.
    Just show us the damn seat, so we can actually comment on it and compare to seats we know.

    No, they rather make us read a 1233-words article (guess journalists still are payed by word), where one picture would have made everything clear at once...

  29. BA by Alioth · · Score: 1

    Every so often I fly on BA from London to Houston. I swear that the seats in economy on BA have less room than the seats on easyJet. Also after about 4 hours, the BA seats feel like slabs of concrete.

    I'm not complaining though, the round trip on BA is stupidly cheap, and it includes free booze (which alleviates the concrete seat problem somewhat).

  30. Slave ship packing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The designers should look at the efficient transport of 17th C slave ships. You'd only lose a few on the way over and there was no queuing for toilets!

  31. Dreamliner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Even with new planes this issue will still exist. Boeing created a recommended seat pitch for passengers on their new Dreamliner. Of course, the US airlines are completely ignoring the recommendation and installing more seats. This, despite the fact that the Dreamliner is much more efficient. They are completely ignoring passenger comfort just to squeeze every last penny.

    Whenever possible, I fly JetBlue and pay for the extra room seats. Not because I am big, but because I like to be able to move around in my seat.

  32. Problem with new seats by mitler · · Score: 1

    I flew on United where they had newer slim seats and while they look really nice, they're not nearly as comfortable since there't not as much padding. I didn't notice a problem with legroom but I did notice that they shrunk down the trays for no apparent reason - they had room to make them wider than they did. I could barely fit my 13 inch laptop on there and had no room to sit my drink like I normally do if I shift the computer. Added padding on the bottom of the seat wouldn't have taken up any depth space. They made this way worse than they had to and if I find an airline that has more of these I'll purposely avoid them.

  33. Libertatians be damned! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a youth, I was enamored of Libertarian ideas, but my idealism has succumbed to reality because of this kind of crap. This and all the bizarre means of "revenue enhancement" pulled off by the airlines is what deregulation wrought. We need to re-enlist the government on our behalf to protect the people from continued corporate rape by instituting quality and comfort standards that meet our needs rather than the overly fattened bonus checks of airline CEOs.

    What the airlines are doing is trying to make coach class so damn uncomfortable and scary that more people will pay the exorbitant first class rates, while still allowing the airlines to claim how much they have served the public interest by reducing ticket costs. Airlines want to make coach class air travel the equivalent of those over-crowded cattle-car trains you see in Mexico and India, with people riding outside on the roof.

    God I hate flying.

    1. Re:Libertatians be damned! by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, the current political system is captive of the corporations. I've seen predictions that this will continue to get worse until society collapses. Before then expect a series of coupes, so I don't think we're well into the process.

      One can hope that these predictions are wrong, but so far things seem to match pretty well.

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  34. time to require seat tests rigs at check-ins by v1 · · Score: 1

    airlines need to be required to have a demo seat for cattle-class to try out at the check-in counter. Set it up with a pokey wall to the left where the passenger division is, so you know you won't be sticking your elbow in the other fellow's lap. And have the front partitioned to show the seat in front of you reclined.

    Similar on topic, I'd like to see someone do a volumetric comparison between airline seats, all now, and comparing against previous years. A nice graph to show hard numbers of how seating space has steadily declined over the years.

    Bonus points for airports that set up a row of seats in the lobby, so you can compare and decide who NOT to get a ticket from.

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    1. Re:time to require seat tests rigs at check-ins by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is an example of Gresham's Law. It's had to imagine what kind of nightmarish seat I'll be sitting in unless I travel frequently. So now I want to pay the least amount of money, assuming that I will always get a bad seat in coach.

    2. Re:time to require seat tests rigs at check-ins by pne · · Score: 1

      Bonus points for airports that set up a row of seats in the lobby, so you can compare and decide who NOT to get a ticket from.

      Once you're at the airport, you already have the ticket, though - isn't that a bit too late?

      (Unless you're one of those people who buys tickets last-minute, one-way, and pays for them in cash?)

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  35. don't get me started by unfortunateson · · Score: 1

    at 6'7", economy on most airlines is beyond tolerable: the seat pitch is less than the length of my knee to butt.
    Last night I was on a United flight that theoretically had "economy plus" but was given the lame excuse that it's a brand new airplane and "hasn't been reconfigured yet" -- never have I heard such refined bullsh*t.

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  36. More bad math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If replacing the seats with the slimline models reduces the weight of the plane by 1,200 pounds but allows for 6 more seats for 6 more passengers, and if those people average 175 pounds each and the seats average 25 pounds each, how exactly are they saving $10 million per year in fuel? What are the costs of replacing the seats? Yet another 'journalist' not worth their weight in dog shit.

    1. Re:More bad math by garyebickford · · Score: 1

      they are saving in passenger_miles/gallon. Those six or nine or ten additional passengers are paying that much additional, for the same total fuel cost.

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  37. Re:Depends which way you turn when you the aircraf by McGruber · · Score: 1

    I wonder if we made a law that said all airline executives had to fly economy whether they would be so keen to make these changes

    Actually, Delta's CEO Richard H. Anderson is known for flying coach.... albeit in an exit row seat, which has extra leg room. Here's a thread about him on Flyertalk, a website for very frequent fliers: Richard H. Anderson rides in coach

    And another thread about Southwest's CEO: [Southwest CEO Gary Kelly flys Delta...IN FIRST CLASS

  38. Just buy Premium Economy by CohibaVancouver · · Score: 1

    In many cases where you have a flight over two hours you'll have a routing option that includes an "Economy Plus / Premium Economy" option where you can pay more for a seat with more legroom - United, Air Canada, EVA, British Airways - On and on. Even with the surcharge chances are you'll be paying less in today's dollars than your parents would have for that same route in 1975.

    1. Re:Just buy Premium Economy by Lincolnshire+Poacher · · Score: 1

      Sorry, corporate policy does not permit booking Premium Economy.

      Lowest fare wins, as determined by the travel secretary.

      I did once ask at the airport about upgrading to business class ( Continental, UK to Newark ). It would have been $700 each way out of my own pocket.

      Now I just don't travel.

  39. BMI scales by AliasMarlowe · · Score: 1

    As a man who is 6'6" and 255, I have a place in mind where they can stick these new seats.

    I'm only 6' 1" and 230, the biggest pain for me is my knees hitting the seat in front of me. Since I have only a 36" inseam, I am seeing 30" between my back and the row in front of me beautiful in theory. In reality, I know my shins are longer than 6", so I am still puzzled on what they are measuring here.

    At 6'1" and 230 your Body Mass Index is over 30 - obese.

    At 6'6" your BMI is just below 30, overweight but not quite obese.

    The airlines suck, but they are not the only problem. You both probably thought you were just " big men" but basically normal.

    FWIW, the BMI scale was invented before calculators etc., existed, so it's rather oversimplified. There is an alternative, which better represents BMI of tall and short persons. It gives lower BMI values for tall persons, but higher BMI values for short persons.

    Of course, even using this BMI scale, the 6'1" person comes in at around 29 (overweight, but not quite obese). The 6'6" person comes in at just over 27 (somewhat overweight). Neither of them is in the "normal" BMI category, even on the scale which is kinder to tall persons.

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  40. Re:Depends which way you turn when you the aircraf by LeadSongDog · · Score: 1

    That's the only part of this that makes any sense... My office chair has zero padding on the back (just some webbing) and that part is quite comfortable. The seat has 50mm of foam, and it isn't. Keep in mind that foam is a real problem in a fire. It either burns, gives off toxic fumes, or both. Give me a nice high-tech hammock any day.

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  41. Ryanair's proposed "standing seats" by pne · · Score: 1
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  42. Uncomfortable as a short guy by Ogive17 · · Score: 1

    I'm 5'8" and average weight but have broad shoulders. Sitting next to anyone other than my wife makes it uncomfortable as our shoulders are always rubbing.

    I read an article years ago talking about seat design, they used hips as the defining measurement for seat width, not shoulders.

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  43. BarcaLounger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I fit in a BarcaLounger from shoulder to shoulder. I am to wide at the shoulder for an airplane seat. Lost nothing? I think NOT!

  44. Can't wait til 2030 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    when I get to stand, harnessed to a cheap aluminium pole for 6 hours?
    Maybe they could just suspend me from the roof like a close hanger.

  45. Second that by Phoenix666 · · Score: 1

    A few years back my wife got us a 2-for-1 compartment deal on Amtrak from NYC Penn Station to New Orleans. We didn't realize that made us effectively first-class passengers until we showed up at Penn Station to check in and they ushered us into the first class lounge to wait. Extremely plush furniture, complimentary drinks, free newspapers, TVs, wifi, etc. Porters took our bags to the compartment for us, and we had a steward serve us throughout the trip. Free sodas, first call to dinner (which was included), power and TVs/DVD players in our compartment, and a bathroom in our compartment. It was wonderful. We left New York in the evening and arrived in New Orleans in city center the next day. Took the streetcar to our hotel. No taxi, no airport shuttle, no AirTrain BS. Fantastic.

    I will take that luxury over the misery of flying any day. Any day. Unless they bring back zeppelins and replicate the civilized experience of the train.

    I can dream.

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  46. Race to the bottom... by mspohr · · Score: 1

    It might be possible to design a better seat but the airlines are using "better" to mean cheaper and a way to stuff more people on the plane.
    I had the unfortunate experience of flying from Denver to Reno two days ago on United on an Airbus A320 with their new seats.
    Worst airline seat ever.
    They don't have any back support. They force you into an uncomfortable position and there is not escape.
    The legroom is much smaller. I am not tall (5' 10") and never have a problem with legroom but these seats were jammed so close together that my knees were constantly banging the seat ahead of me (which was not reclined).
    This was only a 1.5 hour flight but it was 90 minutes of pain.
    Terrible seats.

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  47. Re:Depends which way you turn when you the aircraf by thegarbz · · Score: 1

    Nothing has changed over the years at all. You can get all the old experience back:

    1. Large seats with lots of leg room like in the 60s.
    2. Great service from friendly staff like in the 60s.
    3. Drinks served in actual glasses on actual plates like in the 60s.
    4. No stupid restrictions on luggage just like in the 60s.
    5. A ticket price that will bankrupt a middle income family... just like in the 60s.

    Just fly first class if you want the old experience (and the old price) back. Me I'm happy for every change they've introduced, even the one where you pay extra for luggage. It now means I can fly interstate for less than the cost of a premium case of beer. As for being uncomfortable for 2 hours? You should try commuting on a peak hour train.

  48. Reasonable trade-off by MasterOfGoingFaster · · Score: 1

    ...and it includes free booze (which alleviates the concrete seat problem somewhat).

    Ok, I'm willing to trade an inch of room for free booze.

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  49. I'm 6'7" by supertall · · Score: 1

    I *WILL* notice, especially when the person in front of me reclines back at full speed.

  50. Legroom? Give me more width! by PPH · · Score: 1

    I'm more upset with things like the 777 airlines' change from 9 to 10 abreast. I'm short (only 4' 18"), so legroom isn't a problem for me. But I've got wide shoulders and my arms end up hanging into the aisle and over the armrest into the next person's seat. My only solution is to secure an aisle seat and lean out, pissing off the cabin crew and passengers trying to squeeze by.

    One of the fixes being made to the new seats is actually a good idea. Reclining the new seats will be done by sliding your butt forward, not tipping the seat back into the next person's space. So overlength passengers will have to make a choice between preserving legroom or sitting upright.

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    1. Re:Legroom? Give me more width! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      short (only 4' 18")

      are you new to the system of imperial units perhaps?

  51. Airline mind tick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    These are not the comfortable seats you are looking for.

  52. International Travel is going to suck by segmond · · Score: 1

    15+ hour flights to get to a destination is now a freaking nightmare. No wonder first class on those flights cost 5 figures.

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    1. Re:International Travel is going to suck by mjwx · · Score: 1

      15+ hour flights to get to a destination is now a freaking nightmare. No wonder first class on those flights cost 5 figures.

      PROTIP: If you're flying that far, dont fly on an American airline. If you're flying east from the US, choose a European or better yet, a Middle eastern airline like Emirates (they're highly recommended for good reasons) if you're flying west from the US choose an Asian airline like Singapore, Malaysian or Cathay Pacific, even QANTAS offers a good long haul service although their destinations from the US are pretty limited. Non-US airlines are usually priced fairly competitively.

      If you're flying south, good luck.

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  53. Prior art by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8H39sPu_wA

  54. Such sites exist by poszi · · Score: 1

    One of the best is https://www.routehappy.com/ By default it sorts by a score which is a combination of comfort, travel time, airline ratings, and price.

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  55. As someone who travels a lot, this is false... by rtilghman · · Score: 2

    I've sat in just about every possible configuration of plane and seat, including these new "ultra-light" seats (which are on a number of United's planes). The seats are slimmer, but the problem is that they are also stiffer, and the material is both harder and less supportive than the standard seat.

    I'm usually able to deal with just about any seating situation, but I found myself getting uncomfortable after 30-45 mins in the new seats, particularly my back. I actually had to consistently stretch and turn to mitigate the ache that started to form. The major reason is, I think, the fact that there is less support for your legs in front, leading to a "sliding forward off the seat" kind of situation where you have to put more effort into keeping yourself seated.

    Anyway, seats vary, and old seats suck as much as anything else. However, selling the new seats as "better" or "more comfortable" is a load of c$#% that the airline industry no doubt has teams of advertisers selling through stories like this one.

    RT

  56. Read the Summary by Eravau · · Score: 1

    locopuyo: The distance between seats isn't changing

    summary at top: The seats Southwest has put on nearly its entire fleet are 31 inches apart, about an inch less than before

    1. Re:Read the Summary by radarskiy · · Score: 1

      31 inches is the pitch, i.e. the distance between corresponding parts of adjacent rows. If they make the back of the seat 1" thinner and reduce the pitch by 1" then the open space between the back of one seat and the front edge of the seat behind is constant.

  57. Re:Depends which way you turn when you the aircraf by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, Delta's CEO Richard H. Anderson is known for flying coach.... albeit in an exit row seat

    Is that the area of a plane you are most likely to survive / escape a crash?

  58. I can't wait.... by Virtucon · · Score: 1

    On a flight I had this year out of Detroit on AA, I had one unruly guy behind me start to get into a fight with the guy next to him over elbow room. This is a great idea for the airlines to now squeeze more people in to the seats because now we'll have live fights on the plane that everybody can watch. Of course you can always have the occasional nutjob who can't put up with it and then they go crazy or on a tirade.

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  59. Re:Depends which way you turn when you the aircraf by im_thatoneguy · · Score: 1

    If you want Economy seating from the 90s, luggage fees from the 90s and Economy seat pitch from the 90s.... you can pay 90s prices and fly Economy Plus.

    People need to remember that Economy isn't Economy anymore, it's like sub-economy. And it's great. If you want the very bare bones cheapest ticket--fly economy. If you want to spend what we used to spend... fly Economy Plus (or even business).

  60. Farts by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always thought all that padding and extra material was to help absorb flatulence.

  61. Yes but will they still have ... by MouseTheLuckyDog · · Score: 1

    grill class?

  62. Stasis by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't wait 'til you can pay to be put into suspended animation, it's the only way airline travel will ever again be civilized for anyone who can't afford to pay triple for 1st class or who doesn't fly over 250,000 miles per year. Even the pilots are cramped now. You can't get decent service from the stewardi without getting out of the cockpit.

  63. Standing room only by chuckinator · · Score: 1

    Reminds me of accounts of the colonial slave trade. Seriously, why don't they just design standing seats already and make everyone stand up for 8 solid hours? They already prove that they care nothing about human comfort! Could probably squeeze people into containers resembling coffins while they're at it like the Japanese hotels...

    1. Re:Standing room only by yog · · Score: 1

      Actually, a private tube similar to the Tokyo tube hotels would be awesome. Crawl in, close the door, and sleep or read for the entire flight. I'd take a "coffin" any day over the crappy seats they offer which are getting worse every day.

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    2. Re: Standing room only by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, like in The Fifth Element. That would be awesome.

  64. I do. by kervin · · Score: 1

    I'm 6'7'' so I never buy a ticket unless I can get an emergency aisle seat ( which have a lot more leg room ) or an affordable business class seat.

    I know people a lot shorter but who do the same. So the admittedly small market is out there.

  65. Oh great. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now the average passenger will be crushed even more by the people so fat they shouldn't be allowed on the plane in the first place.

  66. Leg room by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Surely with all the millions of dollars of profits the airlines get, they could invest in some R&D to design truly better seats for everyone.

    I like the idea someone else mentioned. Sliding seats. Although, I think I'd rather do sliding rows. But that still presents a problem. The time it would take to adjust the seats, etc. It'd an idea that should be investigated thoroughly though.

    I'd like to see a law mandating that airlines provide proper seating based on body size without extra charges. We can assume two dimensions matter: width and height.
    Height: Very tall, tall, normal, petite/child.
    Width: Wide, normal, thin.
    Mandate by law that passengers meating certain combinations of the above 12 must be afforded appropriate seating, even if it means offering a free upgrade to first class (assuming first class has the appropriate seating dimensions).
    The appropriate seating would be based on usable seat width and leg room (as measured by the front of your seat to the back of the seat in front of you--at knee level).

  67. Re:Depends which way you turn when you the aircraf by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

    I think they've used all science and stuff to invent flame resistant foams these days.

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  68. Why can't they... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why don't they have a hole in floor beneath the seat in front of you?.. That way they could actually squeeze the seats together even more without actually loosing much comfort... Would be great for us taller people also.....

  69. Redesigned seats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    With ALL the biggest FITNESS companies located in the US why is there so many obese Americans

  70. Short pitch by Occams · · Score: 1

    American airline companies already have the shortest pitch in the world. They must use a model human who is an above the knee double amputee. This is almost endurable for short flights, but if you have to spend more than six hours with your knees crushed against the seat in front it is intolerable. Sleep is impossible. Australians, accustomed to 12 hour flights to Europe or USA, know this and avoid these airlines whenever they can. The idea of reducing this miserly pitch by an inch is plainly absurd. These greedy bastards deserve to lose market share.

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  71. why not build them bigger, then? by Mirar · · Score: 1

    Can someone explain to me why they don't just build the airplanes of the correct size to start with?

    Or is the weight of the passengers + luggage so negotiable that you want the planes as small as possible?

  72. edit by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    s/spinal injury/spinal defect/

    Although I suppose it's not impossible for the text as written to be accurate to some situation, it's not what I meant.

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