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  1. Back in the day... on 23 Second Kernel Compiles · · Score: -1

    When I still had a linux install my dual overclocked celeron 500 could compile a 2.2.something kernel in slightly over 2 minutes. That was about the limit of OC'ing, 10 more mhz and gcc would bomb out with errors.

  2. Re:The official Saturday Night Live thread on Webcasters and Record Industry Both Appeal Royalty Ruling · · Score: -1

    I think Will Ferrell is a stupid fuckstain along with the rest of the cast. SNL is not funny. The early shows with Chevy Chase and Bill Murry were awesome, so was Eddie Murphy. After Adam Sandler left and Chris Farley died it officially stopped being funny.

    I don't know who could actually sit there and think the skit with Will Ferrel in a cheerleading costume with that other airhead could be funny. Its some of the stupidest shit I've ever seen. Even worse than those faggot kids in the hall show. What the hell is wrong with canada?

  3. And... on Low-end Laptops? · · Score: -1

    All the finest truck stop bitches! Just be careful with those gay truck stops.

  4. Stop it already on Penguin2Apple · · Score: -1

    With your little tacked on comments. OSX is unix done right. A real GUI on top of BSD.

  5. Re:Me gusta el Laboratorio de Dexter on I Wanna Watch Cartoons! · · Score: -1

    I seriously hope you are not living in the US. Here we speak english, get used to it.

  6. Somehow on To The Pain · · Score: -1

    I am not suprised this is from germany. What the hell is wrong with german people?

  7. Interesting on ACPI Forced On & Option Disabled in WinXP-Certified Motherboards · · Score: -1

    Although I do prefer this quote by Tacitus:

    "The more corrupt the state, the more numerous the laws."

    There is no doubt in my mind the US will eventually collapse like the roman emipre did. They stopped caring about the good of the country and were happy watching gladiator matches and going to brothels while the empire slowly crumbled.

  8. ACPI? on ACPI Forced On & Option Disabled in WinXP-Certified Motherboards · · Score: -1

    I thought ACPI was for power management features? On my BP6 board you can manually force an IRQ from PnP PCI to Legacy ISA. Try doing that or moving the pci cards around. My WinTV card would not work properply in the 3rd pci slot because it was sharing an IRQ.

  9. A BITCHSLAP!! on IEEE Computing Covers Freenet · · Score: -1

    Every comment under this thread is going to be bitchslapped again. Just admit your fucking site is finally starting to collapse.

  10. Thank you on China Wants Out of Spam Blocks · · Score: -1

    ArchieBunker is always in search of more racial slurs.

  11. repeat? on Scientific American Article: Internet-Spanning OS · · Score: -1

    Didn't we already see this article before?

  12. No its not on MusicCity's Morpheus violating GPL · · Score: -1

    90% of the crap posted here is a link from another site thats been up for days. All the janitors did was add their own little summary, spell words wrong, and repost a link.

  13. speaking of korea on Rep. Bill Jones Thinks Spam is "Innovative" · · Score: -1

    Feel free to DoS these spam relays that have shit upon my inbox:

    211.23.169.11
    211.114.53.97
    211.57.92.2
    211.114.196.98

  14. how quickly we forget on Hitachi Demos Water-Cooled Notebooks · · Score: -1

    Which processor caught fire when the heatsink was removed... oh wait it was the AMD. Yeah I really fear my p4 overheating.

  15. oh right on ICANN CEO Proposes Radical Changes · · Score: -1

    And a mouse is just an elephant designed by a committee.

  16. Or on Every Road a Toll Road · · Score: -1

    Stop paying welfare crackmoms more for every kid they shit out. Welfare was started after WW2 to help widows, its gone too far past its original intent.

  17. Re:BTW, you're hitler quote in bio is bogus on Nokia Set-top Boxes to Ship with AmigaDE · · Score: -1

    then my troll has been successful.

  18. how about on Nokia Set-top Boxes to Ship with AmigaDE · · Score: -1

    These trolls?

    HOW TO BE A NIGGER

    - Slink around, shuffling your feet and bobbing your neck like the lazy retard
    you are.
    - Walk down the middle of the street because you don't know what a sidewalk is
    for.
    - Hang out at carwashes and mini-marts because everybody knows these are the
    best places to be a dope, I mean dope.
    - If you're a nigger bitch, shit three nigger babies into the world before 17
    years of age. This assures that welfare money will support you, so your
    nigger men have more time to commit crimes. Oh yes, make sure each nigger
    baby has a different father.
    - Bastardize the English language in the name of nigger culture. Make sure
    that several terms have multiple meanings and others have ambiguous meanings
    and that only 50% of nigger words are even complete words. Real niggers will
    know what you're trying to say.
    - As a culture, make sure there are always more bucks in prison than in
    college at any given time.
    - Hang out in packs of 10 to 15 and make sure everyone acts as annoying as
    possible. This helps to promote nigger individuality.
    - Always talk loud enough so everyone in the 'hood' can fucking hear you, and
    if they are niggers, they will know what your saying, bro.
    - Wear clothes that are 10 sizes too big, making sure the pants hang off your
    ass. Also huge pants facilitate stealing (let me translate that: "it be
    easier to lift dat 'box at the Kmart, homes"). If you have to hold them up
    while you walk, it only looks badder.
    - Park at least 5 junk cars in your yard while being careful not to use the
    driveway. It's OK to abandon them in the street as long as it's in front of
    someone else's crib.
    - Exaggerate every motion, every tonal inflection and grab your dick a lot.
    Have red carpet, blue walls, brass and overstuffed furnishings (all rented),
    purple bathrooms and keep all windows covered so that no light can enter and
    no cops can see in while you...
    - Do drugs, sell drugs, make drugs.
    - Turn your backyard into a junk yard. If you don't have a backyard, turn
    your mother's into a junk yard. Eliminate every blade of grass.
    - Travel around leaching off relatives, friends, salvation armies. Abandon
    your children with them also.
    - Smack your kids and yell at them a lot. Make them feel less than human and
    that they have no future, which they don't because they're niggers like you.
    - Drink cheap wine and malt liquor every day, forgetting that "malt liquor" is
    just fortified cheap beer.
    - If you're a nigger buck: fuck anything that moves, no matter how ugly she is.
    After two eight-balls, even the ugliest, fattest nigger bitch will look good.
    - Be charitable and covet fat, ugly white chicks. After all, they're niggers
    too. They can't help being so undesirable to white men that they have to
    fraternize with black dudes on a 20/20 trip. And white ho's are a special
    trophy too, especially the not so ugly ones.
    - Spray paint everything in sight with scribbles that mean nothing to White
    people but mean things to fellow niggers (except niggers from another hood
    who will probably try to kill you for tresspassing on their turf)
    - Use the term "motherfucker" in every sentence. It's one of the most
    versatile words in the nigger language, being a noun, verb, adjective and
    complete mini-sentence in event you run out of thoughts.
    - Stop in the middle of the street, blocking all traffic to converse with
    fellow niggers and have complete disregard for everyone else.
    - Delay everybody at the checkouts while you and 3 other dudes fumble around
    for the $1.42 for the bottle of Magnum.
    - Clog isles at Kmart with strollers, bastard kids and your fat selves. If
    you're a cashier, never look at or be cordial to a customer and always talk
    to other niggers while you ring up the customer.
    - Overcharge customers at Taco Bell and pocket the difference.
    - Drive your car while slouched so low that you can barely see over the wheel
    (gangsta drivin').
    - Get a job under affirmative action. Then sit around all day pretending that
    you earned the position and that the other co-workers respect you. Whenever
    you fuck up, scream "racism!" & hope you get enough Generation X liberals
    in the jury.
    - Never, I mean NEVER, take any responsibility for your actions. Always blame
    others including Asians, Latinos, Mexicans, and especially Whites for your
    sorry ass stupid lives.
    - Advertise your "nation" (gang) with a bewildering array of colors that mean
    nothing to any one but other nig's. Oh yes, if another nig violates your
    "nation" i.e. garbage strewn empty lots and burned out tenements, shoot
    their ass.
    - Look for identity in murderous criminal gangs when you can't find it in
    broken nigger homes because your mother was a 15 year old cokewhore and your
    father is in jail doing 5 to 15 for pistol whipping a mini-mart cashier.
    - Be all concerned with east/west connections, cellular phones, beepers, drive
    by's and other trivial bullshit that Whites will never understand anything
    about (what's to understand?)
    - Lament ghetto gang life while at the same time...
    - Listen to rap "music", which glorifies "gangsta" life, crime, drugs, murder,
    early death, oppression of women. Rip off other legit music to fabricate rap
    music which probably takes an engineering degree to "write" (because of the
    technical know-how to operate the machines) while not requiring any music
    talent at all. Then get some young criminal scum to perform it, after
    changing his name to something stupid like Snoopy Dog. Spell the name of the
    group with phonetics and use a number in it because nig's really like that.
    At least rap is an opportunity, e.g. for young black criminals to further
    their criminal careers. Rap needs only four things to be successful:
    a producer, a promoter, a front-man flunky, and MTV to shove it down our throats.
    Be sure to say absolutely nothing important during the 5 pages of
    dialogue in a given rap joint other than "look at how much of a nigger I can
    be." Then roll a joint in the joint and think about the joint while stylin'
    to the joint.
    - Show other lame-ass races the black race is unique by having a
    culture/lifestyle that results in diseases/poverty/birth rates for blacks
    consistently rising while it falls for the others.
    - Fear and loathing of dogs is set in the genes for nig's. Of course bigotry
    against blacks is set into the genes of dogs. So be sure to get a dog, tie
    it up in the cold and mud and neglect it until it dies. Then start all over
    again.
    - Always have ten excuses involving hospitals for why you can't pay your
    bill. When or if you finally settle up, pull out a big wad of bills out of
    the welfare check to do it. Cash must be used because you long ago fucked
    up your credit and checking account.
    - Cram 5 generations into a two room government apartment and still be able to
    neglect your kids.
    - Die young. The #1 cause of death for nigger males between 15 and 30 is
    murder.

    Q. What does a nigger and a apple have in common?
    A. They both look good hanging from a tree

    Q. What would you call the flinstones if they were black?
    A. Niggers

    Q. How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
    A. Cut the rope

    Q. Why do niggers smell?
    A. So blind people can hate them too

    Q. What do you call 100 niggers on the moon?
    A. Problem

    Q. 1,000 niggers?
    A. Problem

    Q. All the niggers?
    A. Problem solved

    Q. Why did god give niggers bick dicks?
    A. He felt bad about what he did to there hair

    Q. What do you do when you see a nigger with one leg?
    A. Stop laughing and re-load

    Q. How many niggers does it take to change a
    light bulb?
    A. Who cares they're niggers

    Q. How many niggers does it take to roof a building?
    A. Ten, if you slice then thin enough

    Q. Why do niggers wear white gloves?
    A. So they don't bite their fingers off when eating tootsie rolls

    Q. Whats green and pink and purple and orange?
    A. A nigger dressed for church

    Q. Why don't niggers celebrate thanksgiving?
    A. KFC isn't open on holidays

    Q. What did god say when he made the first nigger?
    A. Oh shit i burnt one

    Q. Whats the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
    A. Skid marks in front of the dog

    Q. What is the American dream?
    A. For all the niggers to go back to Africa with a jew under each arm

    Q. What do you call two nigger cops on motocycles?
    A. Chocolate chips

    Q. Why don't niggers take asprin?
    A. Its white, it works, and they refuse to pick the cotton out of the bottle.

    Q. Why did the nigger cross the road?
    A. Who the hell cares, why the fuck is he out of the cotton field

    Q. What is white from above and black up close?
    A. A cotton field

    Q. What is wrong with 4 niggers going over a cliff in a cadilac?
    A. It seats 5

    Q. What is yellow on the outside and black on the inside and a lot of fun to watch?
    A. A bus full of niggers going over a cliff

    Q. What do you call a nigger flying back up a cliff?
    A. Black magic

    Q. What do you say when you see your t.v. floating around at night?
    A. Drop it nigger

    Q. Why are niggers so strong?
    A. T.V.'s are getting heavier

    Q. Why are niggers so fast?
    A. All slow ones are in jail

    Q. What do you call a nigger having sex?
    A. Rape

    Q. What happened to the nigger that had an abortion?
    A. Crime stoppers sent her a check for 500 dollars

    Q. What are 3 things you can't give a nigger?
    A. A black eye, a fat lip, and a job

    Q. Why are there niggers in heaven?
    A. There's toliets to be cleaned there too

    Q. What is 8 miles long and has a IQ of 68?
    A. The Martin Luther day parade

    Q. What do you call 1000 niggers going over a cliff?
    A. Nigger falls

  19. thank you on Spam Slows AT&T Email · · Score: -1

    I am going to post all these addresses to a few newsgroups like alt.sex for the spambots to pick up. In a few hours they will be filled.

  20. AD-600A on Slashback: P2P, OS X, Blinkenlights · · Score: -1

    I bought one back in 2000 and its been awesome. The loopholes menu lets you switch regions, disable macrovision and even disable CSS! The only problem to buying a dvd from amazon.co.uk is the currency conversion and getting raped on shipping. Does that 15% VAT tax apply to me? Fucking EU.

  21. Re:eh on Americans And Chinese Internet Censorship · · Score: -1

    works on ie6, annoying as all hell too. why don't you have a script do that as AC so mods waste points modding them down? right now you're at -1 and just make it harder on us trolls.

  22. Re:Korea/Taiwan investing Trillions? on A Timeline of the Future · · Score: -1

    Couldn't have said it better. He tends to forget that we won ww2/cold war by out producing the enemy, i.e. capitalism won over communism.

  23. BLATANT KARMA WHORING on Andrew Morton And The Low-Latency Kernel Patch · · Score: -1

    Even though its an AC.

  24. Re:The article saith... on ZeroKnowledge's Freedom Server Code Available · · Score: -1

    Taco Is a Huge Faggot.

  25. it wasn't FUD on Is Rambus Destined to Return? · · Score: -1

    the FUD was amd using a modified motherboard with its own thermal sensor instead of the half assed one built into the cpu.