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Oh wait its AMD whose cpu catches fire with no heatsink. Maybe they should have spent the extra penny or two on a real thermal sensor and not some diode, which BTW is not what that components designed for. Temperature change in diodes is more of a side effect. Personally I won't buy a cpu from a company that catches fire and requires a team of surveyors to position the heatsink or risk breaking the die.
These are some of the funniest jokes I've even seen on crapdot.
HOW TO BE A NIGGER
- Slink around, shuffling your feet and bobbing your neck like the lazy retard
you are.
- Walk down the middle of the street because you don't know what a sidewalk is
for.
- Hang out at carwashes and mini-marts because everybody knows these are the
best places to be a dope, I mean dope.
- If you're a nigger bitch, shit three nigger babies into the world before 17
years of age. This assures that welfare money will support you, so your
nigger men have more time to commit crimes. Oh yes, make sure each nigger
baby has a different father.
- Bastardize the English language in the name of nigger culture. Make sure
that several terms have multiple meanings and others have ambiguous meanings
and that only 50% of nigger words are even complete words. Real niggers will
know what you're trying to say.
- As a culture, make sure there are always more bucks in prison than in
college at any given time.
- Hang out in packs of 10 to 15 and make sure everyone acts as annoying as
possible. This helps to promote nigger individuality.
- Always talk loud enough so everyone in the 'hood' can fucking hear you, and
if they are niggers, they will know what your saying, bro.
- Wear clothes that are 10 sizes too big, making sure the pants hang off your
ass. Also huge pants facilitate stealing (let me translate that: "it be
easier to lift dat 'box at the Kmart, homes"). If you have to hold them up
while you walk, it only looks badder.
- Park at least 5 junk cars in your yard while being careful not to use the
driveway. It's OK to abandon them in the street as long as it's in front of
someone else's crib.
- Exaggerate every motion, every tonal inflection and grab your dick a lot.
Have red carpet, blue walls, brass and overstuffed furnishings (all rented),
purple bathrooms and keep all windows covered so that no light can enter and
no cops can see in while you...
- Do drugs, sell drugs, make drugs.
- Turn your backyard into a junk yard. If you don't have a backyard, turn
your mother's into a junk yard. Eliminate every blade of grass.
- Travel around leaching off relatives, friends, salvation armies. Abandon
your children with them also.
- Smack your kids and yell at them a lot. Make them feel less than human and
that they have no future, which they don't because they're niggers like you.
- Drink cheap wine and malt liquor every day, forgetting that "malt liquor" is
just fortified cheap beer.
- If you're a nigger buck: fuck anything that moves, no matter how ugly she is.
After two eight-balls, even the ugliest, fattest nigger bitch will look good.
- Be charitable and covet fat, ugly white chicks. After all, they're niggers
too. They can't help being so undesirable to white men that they have to
fraternize with black dudes on a 20/20 trip. And white ho's are a special
trophy too, especially the not so ugly ones.
- Spray paint everything in sight with scribbles that mean nothing to White
people but mean things to fellow niggers (except niggers from another hood
who will probably try to kill you for tresspassing on their turf)
- Use the term "motherfucker" in every sentence. It's one of the most
versatile words in the nigger language, being a noun, verb, adjective and
complete mini-sentence in event you run out of thoughts.
- Stop in the middle of the street, blocking all traffic to converse with
fellow niggers and have complete disregard for everyone else.
- Delay everybody at the checkouts while you and 3 other dudes fumble around
for the $1.42 for the bottle of Magnum.
- Clog isles at Kmart with strollers, bastard kids and your fat selves. If
you're a cashier, never look at or be cordial to a customer and always talk
to other niggers while you ring up the customer.
- Overcharge customers at Taco Bell and pocket the difference.
- Drive your car while slouched so low that you can barely see over the wheel
(gangsta drivin').
- Get a job under affirmative action. Then sit around all day pretending that
you earned the position and that the other co-workers respect you. Whenever
you fuck up, scream "racism!" & hope you get enough Generation X liberals
in the jury.
- Never, I mean NEVER, take any responsibility for your actions. Always blame
others including Asians, Latinos, Mexicans, and especially Whites for your
sorry ass stupid lives.
- Advertise your "nation" (gang) with a bewildering array of colors that mean
nothing to any one but other nig's. Oh yes, if another nig violates your
"nation" i.e. garbage strewn empty lots and burned out tenements, shoot
their ass.
- Look for identity in murderous criminal gangs when you can't find it in
broken nigger homes because your mother was a 15 year old cokewhore and your
father is in jail doing 5 to 15 for pistol whipping a mini-mart cashier.
- Be all concerned with east/west connections, cellular phones, beepers, drive
by's and other trivial bullshit that Whites will never understand anything
about (what's to understand?)
- Lament ghetto gang life while at the same time...
- Listen to rap "music", which glorifies "gangsta" life, crime, drugs, murder,
early death, oppression of women. Rip off other legit music to fabricate rap
music which probably takes an engineering degree to "write" (because of the
technical know-how to operate the machines) while not requiring any music
talent at all. Then get some young criminal scum to perform it, after
changing his name to something stupid like Snoopy Dog. Spell the name of the
group with phonetics and use a number in it because nig's really like that.
At least rap is an opportunity, e.g. for young black criminals to further
their criminal careers. Rap needs only four things to be successful:
a producer, a promoter, a front-man flunky, and MTV to shove it down our throats.
Be sure to say absolutely nothing important during the 5 pages of
dialogue in a given rap joint other than "look at how much of a nigger I can
be." Then roll a joint in the joint and think about the joint while stylin'
to the joint.
- Show other lame-ass races the black race is unique by having a
culture/lifestyle that results in diseases/poverty/birth rates for blacks
consistently rising while it falls for the others.
- Fear and loathing of dogs is set in the genes for nig's. Of course bigotry
against blacks is set into the genes of dogs. So be sure to get a dog, tie
it up in the cold and mud and neglect it until it dies. Then start all over
again.
- Always have ten excuses involving hospitals for why you can't pay your
bill. When or if you finally settle up, pull out a big wad of bills out of
the welfare check to do it. Cash must be used because you long ago fucked
up your credit and checking account.
- Cram 5 generations into a two room government apartment and still be able to
neglect your kids.
- Die young. The #1 cause of death for nigger males between 15 and 30 is
murder.
Q. What does a nigger and a apple have in common?
A. They both look good hanging from a tree
Q. What would you call the flinstones if they were black?
A. Niggers
Q. How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
A. Cut the rope
Q. Why do niggers smell?
A. So blind people can hate them too
Q. What do you call 100 niggers on the moon?
A. Problem
Q. 1,000 niggers?
A. Problem
Q. All the niggers?
A. Problem solved
Q. Why did god give niggers bick dicks?
A. He felt bad about what he did to there hair
Q. What do you do when you see a nigger with one leg?
A. Stop laughing and re-load
Q. How many niggers does it take to change a
light bulb?
A. Who cares they're niggers
Q. How many niggers does it take to roof a building?
A. Ten, if you slice then thin enough
Q. Why do niggers wear white gloves?
A. So they don't bite their fingers off when eating tootsie rolls
Q. Whats green and pink and purple and orange?
A. A nigger dressed for church
Q. Why don't niggers celebrate thanksgiving?
A. KFC isn't open on holidays
Q. What did god say when he made the first nigger?
A. Oh shit i burnt one
Q. Whats the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
A. Skid marks in front of the dog
Q. What is the American dream?
A. For all the niggers to go back to Africa with a jew under each arm
Q. What do you call two nigger cops on motocycles?
A. Chocolate chips
Q. Why don't niggers take asprin?
A. Its white, it works, and they refuse to pick the cotton out of the bottle.
Q. Why did the nigger cross the road?
A. Who the hell cares, why the fuck is he out of the cotton field
Q. What is white from above and black up close?
A. A cotton field
Q. What is wrong with 4 niggers going over a cliff in a cadilac?
A. It seats 5
Q. What is yellow on the outside and black on the inside and a lot of fun to watch?
A. A bus full of niggers going over a cliff
Q. What do you call a nigger flying back up a cliff?
A. Black magic
Q. What do you say when you see your t.v. floating around at night?
A. Drop it nigger
Q. Why are niggers so strong?
A. T.V.'s are getting heavier
Q. Why are niggers so fast?
A. All slow ones are in jail
Q. What do you call a nigger having sex?
A. Rape
Q. What happened to the nigger that had an abortion?
A. Crime stoppers sent her a check for 500 dollars
Q. What are 3 things you can't give a nigger?
A. A black eye, a fat lip, and a job
Q. Why are there niggers in heaven?
A. There's toliets to be cleaned there too
Q. What is 8 miles long and has a IQ of 68?
A. The Martin Luther day parade
Q. What do you call 1000 niggers going over a cliff?
A. Nigger falls
When 2 guys decide to have a child there is no doubt in my mind that someday he will be setting motels on fire or climbing a tower with an AK-47. I can't wait for the childrens books called "My two dads/moms".
Thats why you have kids that get a whiff of peanut butter and keil over dead or someone who can't walk up a flight of stairs from an asthma attack. Future generations are getting over sensitized to everything so pretty soon a common cold would kill you.
10,000 years ago on the african plane a deaf/dumb/blind person was known as lion food. All the people who carried the gene would not have lasted long, hence they die out and the gene is removed.
Another month or so and it will be the 4th anniversary of netscape's death. Yeah so much greatness has come from them. Lets see you have endless beta browsers that only linux fundies use and something AOL hasn't even touched.
what the fuck is wrong with you, seriously? the GOP pays people to post pro republican opinions here? do you also think MS pays people so say linux sucks?
Take off your tinfoil hat you bloody wanker (hey its the bbc) and think about this. The RIAA is running fake news stories about morpheus have security problems? Isn't that sort of um illegal? In fact its called slander.
Read the article for fucks sake "On three of the sites, Austin left behind a hacking program named troop.cgi that was designed to attempt to log in to a computer operated by the U.S. Army, the FBI affidavit stated"
Hacking federal computers will get you raided. Whats the big deal?
Lets get these commie bastards out of this country once and for all. I hate all these ultra left wing faschist whackjobs. Oh and on a related note linux appears nowhere on Netcraft's longest uptimes chart. Its all BSD and Irix. Put that in your pipe and smoke it lamers.
Every one of these "Making of..." shows has the special effects people sitting in front of granite SGI monitors doing wireframes and 2d. Don't know what you're reading.
I think mindcraft may prove your wrong. NT4 totally spanked linux. Don't believe me? Try this url http://www.mindcraft.com/whitepapers/openbench1.ht ml
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Oh wait its AMD whose cpu catches fire with no heatsink. Maybe they should have spent the extra penny or two on a real thermal sensor and not some diode, which BTW is not what that components designed for. Temperature change in diodes is more of a side effect. Personally I won't buy a cpu from a company that catches fire and requires a team of surveyors to position the heatsink or risk breaking the die.
These are some of the funniest jokes I've even seen on crapdot.
HOW TO BE A NIGGER
- Slink around, shuffling your feet and bobbing your neck like the lazy retard
you are.
- Walk down the middle of the street because you don't know what a sidewalk is
for.
- Hang out at carwashes and mini-marts because everybody knows these are the
best places to be a dope, I mean dope.
- If you're a nigger bitch, shit three nigger babies into the world before 17
years of age. This assures that welfare money will support you, so your
nigger men have more time to commit crimes. Oh yes, make sure each nigger
baby has a different father.
- Bastardize the English language in the name of nigger culture. Make sure
that several terms have multiple meanings and others have ambiguous meanings
and that only 50% of nigger words are even complete words. Real niggers will
know what you're trying to say.
- As a culture, make sure there are always more bucks in prison than in
college at any given time.
- Hang out in packs of 10 to 15 and make sure everyone acts as annoying as
possible. This helps to promote nigger individuality.
- Always talk loud enough so everyone in the 'hood' can fucking hear you, and
if they are niggers, they will know what your saying, bro.
- Wear clothes that are 10 sizes too big, making sure the pants hang off your
ass. Also huge pants facilitate stealing (let me translate that: "it be
easier to lift dat 'box at the Kmart, homes"). If you have to hold them up
while you walk, it only looks badder.
- Park at least 5 junk cars in your yard while being careful not to use the
driveway. It's OK to abandon them in the street as long as it's in front of
someone else's crib.
- Exaggerate every motion, every tonal inflection and grab your dick a lot.
Have red carpet, blue walls, brass and overstuffed furnishings (all rented),
purple bathrooms and keep all windows covered so that no light can enter and
no cops can see in while you...
- Do drugs, sell drugs, make drugs.
- Turn your backyard into a junk yard. If you don't have a backyard, turn
your mother's into a junk yard. Eliminate every blade of grass.
- Travel around leaching off relatives, friends, salvation armies. Abandon
your children with them also.
- Smack your kids and yell at them a lot. Make them feel less than human and
that they have no future, which they don't because they're niggers like you.
- Drink cheap wine and malt liquor every day, forgetting that "malt liquor" is
just fortified cheap beer.
- If you're a nigger buck: fuck anything that moves, no matter how ugly she is.
After two eight-balls, even the ugliest, fattest nigger bitch will look good.
- Be charitable and covet fat, ugly white chicks. After all, they're niggers
too. They can't help being so undesirable to white men that they have to
fraternize with black dudes on a 20/20 trip. And white ho's are a special
trophy too, especially the not so ugly ones.
- Spray paint everything in sight with scribbles that mean nothing to White
people but mean things to fellow niggers (except niggers from another hood
who will probably try to kill you for tresspassing on their turf)
- Use the term "motherfucker" in every sentence. It's one of the most
versatile words in the nigger language, being a noun, verb, adjective and
complete mini-sentence in event you run out of thoughts.
- Stop in the middle of the street, blocking all traffic to converse with
fellow niggers and have complete disregard for everyone else.
- Delay everybody at the checkouts while you and 3 other dudes fumble around
for the $1.42 for the bottle of Magnum.
- Clog isles at Kmart with strollers, bastard kids and your fat selves. If
you're a cashier, never look at or be cordial to a customer and always talk
to other niggers while you ring up the customer.
- Overcharge customers at Taco Bell and pocket the difference.
- Drive your car while slouched so low that you can barely see over the wheel
(gangsta drivin').
- Get a job under affirmative action. Then sit around all day pretending that
you earned the position and that the other co-workers respect you. Whenever
you fuck up, scream "racism!" & hope you get enough Generation X liberals
in the jury.
- Never, I mean NEVER, take any responsibility for your actions. Always blame
others including Asians, Latinos, Mexicans, and especially Whites for your
sorry ass stupid lives.
- Advertise your "nation" (gang) with a bewildering array of colors that mean
nothing to any one but other nig's. Oh yes, if another nig violates your
"nation" i.e. garbage strewn empty lots and burned out tenements, shoot
their ass.
- Look for identity in murderous criminal gangs when you can't find it in
broken nigger homes because your mother was a 15 year old cokewhore and your
father is in jail doing 5 to 15 for pistol whipping a mini-mart cashier.
- Be all concerned with east/west connections, cellular phones, beepers, drive
by's and other trivial bullshit that Whites will never understand anything
about (what's to understand?)
- Lament ghetto gang life while at the same time...
- Listen to rap "music", which glorifies "gangsta" life, crime, drugs, murder,
early death, oppression of women. Rip off other legit music to fabricate rap
music which probably takes an engineering degree to "write" (because of the
technical know-how to operate the machines) while not requiring any music
talent at all. Then get some young criminal scum to perform it, after
changing his name to something stupid like Snoopy Dog. Spell the name of the
group with phonetics and use a number in it because nig's really like that.
At least rap is an opportunity, e.g. for young black criminals to further
their criminal careers. Rap needs only four things to be successful:
a producer, a promoter, a front-man flunky, and MTV to shove it down our throats.
Be sure to say absolutely nothing important during the 5 pages of
dialogue in a given rap joint other than "look at how much of a nigger I can
be." Then roll a joint in the joint and think about the joint while stylin'
to the joint.
- Show other lame-ass races the black race is unique by having a
culture/lifestyle that results in diseases/poverty/birth rates for blacks
consistently rising while it falls for the others.
- Fear and loathing of dogs is set in the genes for nig's. Of course bigotry
against blacks is set into the genes of dogs. So be sure to get a dog, tie
it up in the cold and mud and neglect it until it dies. Then start all over
again.
- Always have ten excuses involving hospitals for why you can't pay your
bill. When or if you finally settle up, pull out a big wad of bills out of
the welfare check to do it. Cash must be used because you long ago fucked
up your credit and checking account.
- Cram 5 generations into a two room government apartment and still be able to
neglect your kids.
- Die young. The #1 cause of death for nigger males between 15 and 30 is
murder.
Q. What does a nigger and a apple have in common?
A. They both look good hanging from a tree
Q. What would you call the flinstones if they were black?
A. Niggers
Q. How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
A. Cut the rope
Q. Why do niggers smell?
A. So blind people can hate them too
Q. What do you call 100 niggers on the moon?
A. Problem
Q. 1,000 niggers?
A. Problem
Q. All the niggers?
A. Problem solved
Q. Why did god give niggers bick dicks?
A. He felt bad about what he did to there hair
Q. What do you do when you see a nigger with one leg?
A. Stop laughing and re-load
Q. How many niggers does it take to change a
light bulb?
A. Who cares they're niggers
Q. How many niggers does it take to roof a building?
A. Ten, if you slice then thin enough
Q. Why do niggers wear white gloves?
A. So they don't bite their fingers off when eating tootsie rolls
Q. Whats green and pink and purple and orange?
A. A nigger dressed for church
Q. Why don't niggers celebrate thanksgiving?
A. KFC isn't open on holidays
Q. What did god say when he made the first nigger?
A. Oh shit i burnt one
Q. Whats the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigger in the road?
A. Skid marks in front of the dog
Q. What is the American dream?
A. For all the niggers to go back to Africa with a jew under each arm
Q. What do you call two nigger cops on motocycles?
A. Chocolate chips
Q. Why don't niggers take asprin?
A. Its white, it works, and they refuse to pick the cotton out of the bottle.
Q. Why did the nigger cross the road?
A. Who the hell cares, why the fuck is he out of the cotton field
Q. What is white from above and black up close?
A. A cotton field
Q. What is wrong with 4 niggers going over a cliff in a cadilac?
A. It seats 5
Q. What is yellow on the outside and black on the inside and a lot of fun to watch?
A. A bus full of niggers going over a cliff
Q. What do you call a nigger flying back up a cliff?
A. Black magic
Q. What do you say when you see your t.v. floating around at night?
A. Drop it nigger
Q. Why are niggers so strong?
A. T.V.'s are getting heavier
Q. Why are niggers so fast?
A. All slow ones are in jail
Q. What do you call a nigger having sex?
A. Rape
Q. What happened to the nigger that had an abortion?
A. Crime stoppers sent her a check for 500 dollars
Q. What are 3 things you can't give a nigger?
A. A black eye, a fat lip, and a job
Q. Why are there niggers in heaven?
A. There's toliets to be cleaned there too
Q. What is 8 miles long and has a IQ of 68?
A. The Martin Luther day parade
Q. What do you call 1000 niggers going over a cliff?
A. Nigger falls
When 2 guys decide to have a child there is no doubt in my mind that someday he will be setting motels on fire or climbing a tower with an AK-47. I can't wait for the childrens books called "My two dads/moms".
Thats why you have kids that get a whiff of peanut butter and keil over dead or someone who can't walk up a flight of stairs from an asthma attack. Future generations are getting over sensitized to everything so pretty soon a common cold would kill you.
10,000 years ago on the african plane a deaf/dumb/blind person was known as lion food. All the people who carried the gene would not have lasted long, hence they die out and the gene is removed.
Theres only 17,000 some combinations you cam make with three letters. Personally I can't get enough of CLS CTS (whatever the hell they are).
Another month or so and it will be the 4th anniversary of netscape's death. Yeah so much greatness has come from them. Lets see you have endless beta browsers that only linux fundies use and something AOL hasn't even touched.
Evidently you haven't priced an RS/6000 or Octane2 workstation lately. More cache=big $$$.
what the fuck is wrong with you, seriously? the GOP pays people to post pro republican opinions here? do you also think MS pays people so say linux sucks?
I hope you're aware that Canada is nothing more than the United States' hat.
Does any of this free software have a deadline? Nope didn't think so and how many bugs and security holes pop up? 0wn3d b1tc|-|.
Take off your tinfoil hat you bloody wanker (hey its the bbc) and think about this. The RIAA is running fake news stories about morpheus have security problems? Isn't that sort of um illegal? In fact its called slander.
Or bind or wuftpd or.... the list continues. All software is subject to security flaws.
Why not buy their cds instead of paying to download their mp3s? If you like them that much isn't it worth supporting them?
I could really do without nigger history month. I get reminded of them every day while taking a shit.
A 25 year old Xserver? 17 kernel revisions to fix a broken VM system? Which BTW they had to "borrow" from FreeBSD's.
Hack a few .mil boxes and see how many SWAT guys show up at 4am. Fuck with the big guys and then cry when they arrest you.
Read the article for fucks sake "On three of the sites, Austin left behind a hacking program named troop.cgi that was designed to attempt to log in to a computer operated by the U.S. Army, the FBI affidavit stated"
Hacking federal computers will get you raided. Whats the big deal?
Lets get these commie bastards out of this country once and for all. I hate all these ultra left wing faschist whackjobs. Oh and on a related note linux appears nowhere on Netcraft's longest uptimes chart. Its all BSD and Irix. Put that in your pipe and smoke it lamers.
Post claims linux is insecure out of the box, we must attack!
Excluding john katz, no.
Fire up visualroute and you'll notice that slashdots upstream provider is filtering pings.
Every one of these "Making of..." shows has the special effects people sitting in front of granite SGI monitors doing wireframes and 2d. Don't know what you're reading.
Just wanna say we all hope you make it through ok. Slashdot would never be the same without you.
I think mindcraft may prove your wrong. NT4 totally spanked linux. Don't believe me? Try this url http://www.mindcraft.com/whitepapers/openbench1.ht ml